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  1. Real:The Next Step on Salesforce Uses Chatter To Monitor Employees · · Score: 1

    Laugh, they need to identify them, so they can have them train their replacements before they are terminated.

  2. Assertion Error on Defending Self In a Case of On-Line Identity Theft? · · Score: 1

    Assertion Error: lawDegreesHeldBySlashdotReplier:0

    But my advice is simple. You have all the rights you can afford to defend.

  3. Technical "Belts" Titles on Leaders Aren't Being Made At Tech Firms · · Score: 1

    In some ways it would be nice if tech folk could earn "belts" or titles like in the martial arts world. Much easier to say you have a 3rd Degree Black Belt in Wado Ryu and have folk understand than to say you have a BS in Computer Science and 10 years experience in Perl.

    Or maybe I just want to be called a "Script Master" really bad. Careful, I hear that guy "Bashes" really hard!

  4. Re:Have you ever seen... on The Many Iterations of William Shatner · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm an American. The only foreign language I speak is bloody English!

  5. Have you ever seen... on The Many Iterations of William Shatner · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen that early Canadian/French language movie he made with some woman playing a Succubus/Demon?

    It was oddly entertaining.

  6. Inside Out Mask on The Many Iterations of William Shatner · · Score: 1

    If he pulls off the first mask, and the second one is inside out, RUN like hell!

  7. Patent on "Being tired of this patent crap" on Patent Issued For Podcasting · · Score: 1

    Cease and desist your complaining, I have the patent on "Being tired of this patent crap".

    I have the application form right here, and the stamped envelope to send it off.. hmm, I seem to have forgotten to mail it. My apologies, carry on with your rant about being "tired of this patent crap".

  8. Schrodinger's Auto-Focus on Bizarre Droid Auto-Focus Bug Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is necessary to have some radioactive elements in your phone for it to focus.

    PS, it may or may not also kill cats!

  9. Laser cauterize wounds on The Jet Fighter Laser Cannon · · Score: 1

    Laser cauterize wounds. We need a laser that leaves you bleeding!

  10. Link above the article on Are There Affordable Low-DPI Large-Screen LCD Monitors? · · Score: 1

    The link above the article was for LCD monitors.
    This one looks nice, http://www.lge.com/us/computer-products/monitors/LG-led-monitor-W2486L.jsp

    It is an LG, so a bit pricey and I have seen similar size HD TV with HDMI in at a lower cost.

    For more models and pricing there is always New Egg

  11. not just burning hands on Hand Mounted Flame Thrower · · Score: 1

    You should be able to do a descent aganazer's scorcher with that!

  12. Re: Your .sig on Verizon Doubles Early Termination Fee and More · · Score: 1

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  13. Left out Step 2: ?? and Step 3: Profit!! on HP To Acquire 3com For $2.7 Billion · · Score: 1

    You Left out Step 2: ?? and Step 3: Profit!!, but HP may have left those out as well.

  14. Index Desk Contents on The NoSQL Ecosystem · · Score: 1

    I can quickly find anything on my desk using my index of food wrappers and containers.

    I know that report was done about the time I ate that snicker's, ah found it.

  15. At least 2nd degree burns to the groin on Microsoft COFEE Leaked · · Score: 1

    I believe you must have at least 2nd degree burns to the groin region before it validates a lawsuit.

  16. What was that about "Bait" on Swarm of Giant Jellyfish Capsize 10-Ton Trawler · · Score: 1

    Were some of the jellyfish underage?

  17. Fat Elves Sue Keebler on Ryan Gordon Ends FatELF Universal Binary Effort · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has been reported that a law suit was filed against Keebler corporation by a group of fat elves.

    Their spokes person was quoted as saying,"It's *mmmm* their fault, these cookies *numnumnum* are just too good!".

  18. Color version on Computer Failure Causes Gridlock In MD County · · Score: 1

    I had the color version of the TRS-80. I thought saving code on cassette tape was better than sliced bread!

  19. Wrong Impression? on Man-In-the-Middle Vulnerability For SSL and TLS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had the impression that we paid money to SSL certificate providers because they provided security and identify confirmation. Maybe that was just a wrong impression.

  20. Don't worry about AT&T on AT&T Sues Verizon Over "Map For That" Ads · · Score: 1

    I think the trunk monkey will get you first!

  21. Wasn't the Metro.. on Toyotas Suddenly Accelerate; Owners Up In Arms · · Score: 1

    That was the kid on the bicycle behind you pushing!

  22. Full quote from article on Bug In Most Linuxes Can Give Untrusted Users Root · · Score: 2, Informative

    The null pointer dereference flaw was only fixed in the upcoming 2.6.32 release candidate of the Linux kernel, making virtually all production versions in use at the moment vulnerable.

    You know you can click on the article links and actually read them.

  23. House MD Expert System on IT Snake Oil — Six Tech Cure-Alls That Went Bunk · · Score: 1

    House Rule for AI Medical Expert Systems:

    Patients lie.

  24. communicate quickly, concisely, and clearly on Computer Activities for Those With Speech and Language Difficulties? · · Score: 1

    How hard is it to yell:

    "HELP! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

    Some choice expletives may be appropriate at this point as well.

  25. Roman Empire on Volunteers Wanted For Simulated 520-Day Mars Trip · · Score: 1

    You mean the rise and fall of the Roman Empire was a failure?