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  1. Re:New Discovery ! There ARE Linux Desktop Users ! on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you meant "In Soviet Russia, April Foolz! you!".

  2. Re:Stupid on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 1

    Goddamned Canadians. ;-)

  3. Re:Dupe... on How To Properly Archive Data On Disc Media · · Score: 1

    Slashdot ascribes more to the "post it somewhere and let Google archive it" method. Zing!

  4. Re:Obviously... on 48% of Americans Reject Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fact is that we're *this* close (holding thumb and forefinger a millimeter apart) to burning (well, hanging and pressing, actually) witches again in this country. Could you translate that into cubits for me please?
  5. Old news on slashdot.... on Tatooine's Double-Sunset a Common Sight · · Score: 1

    Solar dupe!

  6. Re:I don't know why... on Some Mexican Classrooms Adopt Hi-Tech Teaching · · Score: 1

    Hey! Some of my best friends are Mexican Nazi Supremacists!

  7. Re:Posting without work on Some Mexican Classrooms Adopt Hi-Tech Teaching · · Score: 1

    So far no one here has proven that this technology is indeed a "shortcut". More precisely this is an alternative, or a suppliment. The only ones preaching "shortcut" are the usual cliche of cynics, who would never be accused of thinking outside the box.

          Ah. Outside the box of. . . a dictionary?

  8. Re:No need for a whole mile on Windows Vulnerability in Animated Cursor Handling · · Score: 1

    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online Nice poem. But who the hell wears clothes when they're online?!? I mean, I'm not . . ..

            Nevermind.
  9. Re:Sadly, probably so on Evolution of Mammals Re-evaluated · · Score: 1

    But then again, I suppose your core beliefs don't really reflect that people are worth respecting. Perhaps the parent poster believes that people's ideas are worth respecting.
  10. Re:Miss Leading title on Evolution of Mammals Re-evaluated · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of misleading titles! I got all excited about your post's title, anticipating a link to some Miss Universe-type website. Instead, all I got was a one-sentence comment.

  11. Re:/. story about spinning water? on Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn · · Score: 1

    It's just the key for a giant, hyperdimensional laptop.

  12. Re:AWESOME!!111!!1 on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 1

    Must... not... make... Paris... Hilton... joke... aughhrhrhrhrgh!

  13. Re:6 Comments on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 1

    The site is hosted on some cubic zirconia.

  14. solid state storage, diamond "key".... on A Million-Dollar Laptop Created · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and batteries by Sony! Dude, you're getting a bomb.

  15. Re:Correction on Some Dinosaurs Made Underground Dens · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying that sometimes, "Noah!" just means "Noah" ?

  16. Comparison to human-size on Some Dinosaurs Made Underground Dens · · Score: 3, Funny

    The images shown in the story are quite informative. Apparently, the http://images.livescience.com/images/070323_dino_s cale_02.jpg people's noses were much larger back then, too.

  17. Re:From much less CPU's too on PS3 Folding@Home Begins with Impressive Numbers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that a slim ps2 or a old ps2, and what's the longest you've had it up before? Ooh. Slashdot come-on lines.
  18. Re:Nice blanket statement on Astronomers Explode Virtual Supernova · · Score: 1

    Bob: But we'll never get funding with a three second image. This thing had to have caused something useful .. Didn't Janet Jackson have a star for that nipple ring thing during the Superbowl kerfluffle? If I remember right, that was 3 seconds or less. If you can get that performance out of a simulation, I guarantee someone, somewhere will give you funding. Then you just have to ask yourself if you want that money ...
  19. Re:Simply on Surprise, Windows Listed as Most Secure OS · · Score: 1

    Well, drivers need to be available for your hardware and they need to be installed before they can cause a crash. */ducks/* According to the most recently-posted /. article, the machines can now be driverless. I bet they can crash all on their own.
  20. Re:We wouldn't have to put out as many fires... on Dungeons & Dragons and IT · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But... I wanna cast MAGIC MISSILE!

  21. Re:Raarrgh on TrueCrypt 4.3 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shit. And here I originally read it as "thonging hores" and I was all excited that, finally, here was a post worth reading.

        So much for education.

  22. BSOD-OS on ReactOS Revealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ionescu attempted to demonstrate ReactOS but only succeeded in installing it after two BSoDs. This alone should make it clear that ReactOS is still not ready for prime time. Yeah, thank goodness the OS it's modeled after *never* does that.
  23. Re:Stone tablets on Most Digital Content Not Stable · · Score: 1

    Stone tablets. Just drill a hole for a zero and your away and laughing And make a scratch for an apostrophe and e!
  24. Pfft. on The Air Car Nears Completion · · Score: 1

    Not only a sound of derision, but a sound my young cousins make when driving their air cars. Sometimes when playing air guitars and fighting air-fights. Can they be ahead of the curve?

  25. Re:Why MIT lost on 2007 ACM Contest Winners Announced · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm! Bitter Polack!