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  1. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. on Health Problems Related to the Geek Lifestyle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your selector class reads a variable passed by the QB/coach/point guard, then picks a function and executes the steps.

            My god. The first time I read that, I thought, "Now what would Quick Basic have to do with football?"
            *sob*

  2. Re:No, geeks are lazy... on Health Problems Related to the Geek Lifestyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're right at the cusp of realizing the difference between a geek and a dork.

        Only a nerd would draw a distinction.

  3. Oblig. on The Simpson's Movie Confirmed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Eeeehxcellennnnt.

  4. Re:Mod me please? on How Hot Would a Light Saber Really Be? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only I had mod points. I wasted them all just before the pink crap showed up.

  5. Re:Well Duh... on Trustix, a Worthy Contender? · · Score: 1

    I've always found the "there aren't many computers running ______ around, so they don't get exploits developed for them at nearly the (normalized) rate that other OSes do" argument to be a little shaky. I understand that zombie nets make a surprising amount of money (given enough computers involved) for the cr(h)ackers, but I'd think the challenge of breaking [into] a system would be more of a draw than the money for many people.

          On the other hand, maybe we're having zombie nets continually trading hands as different crackers get in and take control, then lose control to other crackers, etc. I dunno.
          I guess my question is: does the cost/benefit ratio REALLY influence these types of things as much as some say? (Just a serious question; I'm interested in the answer(s).)

  6. Answer to the question: on How Many People Work in Your Internet Department? · · Score: 1

    None of them?

  7. Re:Lied to the EU? on IE7 Separated from Windows Explorer · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're talking about Windows and IE here. Define "broken".

  8. Re:Can I say "good" on Professor Bans Laptops from the Classroom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good for you some of us have jobs extracurricular activities and personal projects that absorb tons of extra time.

          Great! It's fine that you're putting yourself through school (or whatever you're using the money for). On the other hand, you're putting yourself through school -- I assume it's for actually learning things, right? -- which means that extracurricular activities and "personal projects" can take a back seat to what you should be focusing on. If you want to half-ass it, that's fine. Some people have to really study hard. They give up "extra" stuff to actually learn. You know, like in real life.

  9. Re:That's MS Open (TM), I take it? on MS Announces Open XML Formats Developer Group · · Score: 1, Funny

    You have to adminer Microsoft's determination to redefine "open" as meaning "closed".

    I bet people in Redmond spend a lot of time walking into doors these days


        Which statement begs the question: Are these doors open or closed?

  10. Re:Good Advice on Sudo vs. Root · · Score: 1

    Personally, I also like the ability to go back through the logs and see what I've done...

          God. Please tell me that other people also shifted uncomfortably and suppressed giggles when they read that.

  11. Re:What now? on Warmer Oceans linked to Stronger Hurricanes · · Score: 1

    Each side needs to defend their cred, but one better turn out to be right, because these hurricanes/cyclones/typhoons are killing more and more people by the year.

          That wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that there are more people to kill, now, would it? Or a shift in population density?

  12. Re:Aside from all the Sony bashing on Sony Decides Against Blu-Ray Downsampling · · Score: 1

    Bashing aside, this is still the smartest move Sony has made all YEAR.

        Oh, good. Because where I am, there's still more than 75% of the year left.

  13. Re:F/OSS Replies on Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Badges?"

    "We don't need no stink'n badges!"


          Badges, badges, badges, mushroom! mushroom! Snaaake!

  14. Re:Favor on Banned From WoW For WINE & Programmable Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Your post might have been flamebait, but I don't really see how it was offtopic at all.

  15. Hurry! on Boxxet, a Tool for Automatic Webpage Generation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subscribers can see the random crap early!

  16. Re:what do they taste like? on New "Hairy Lobster" Crustacean Discovered and Classified · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. The original poster was talking about the shelled, cooked lobster.

  17. Re:How long do plastic bags and bottles last anywa on Bacteria Eat Styrofoam · · Score: 1

    Why the concern over a rock? A rather soft rock.

          Good question. I guess the obvious (as you know) answer is that we're even softer rocks. And I, for one, care what happens to me and mine.

  18. Re:It's not a scrollbar on Windows Live Search goes Live · · Score: 1

    It's a new UI paradigm I have not seen before. It's a dragbar that takes you through the search results, which are streamed from the server in real time as you drag. No more paging through search results. I think it is a novel idea. ... said the latest winner of the Darwin Award.

  19. Re:Good Beginner's Language on Is Visual Basic a Good Beginner's Language? · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly, new programers are learning Java, VB, etc right away. They have no concept as to what goes on under the covers.

          Pfft. You're posting to the wrong crowd.

  20. Re:Easy, To Do on U of Wisconsin's Mac OS X Security Challenge · · Score: 1

    You can't hack your own web page in 2 minutes after your computer has been shot dead.

          Then you're not trying hard enough, Marine! Your buddies will hold you down and beat you with soap-inna-sock some night. Now HACK.

  21. Re:Network outage? on Open-Source Router to Take on Cisco? · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who do you call when the thing breaks?

          The A-Team.

  22. Re:Did anyone else read the headline on Adult Gamers and Their Ulterior Motives for Gaming · · Score: 1


            Pr0n with my parents would just be a bit odd...

                    Damn... and I just ate.

    And yet your sig says: ...the whole _point_ of slashdot is to have this big public wanking session...

    Are you 100% sure your dad and/or relatives don't post to Slashdot?

    Cause if they did... that'd be kinda gross. For you at least.


          I love insight from people with nicks like "TubeSteak".

  23. Haha. on MacBook Pro Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Yes, but with lines like "Unscrew, snap, screw, and you're done.", how can one resist?!?

  24. Re:It's NURBS for stress analysis. Here's the pape on New Hardware Design Software · · Score: 1

    This may have applications for soft-body physics in games.

          Translation: jiggles

  25. Re:Future viewer on What is Microsoft's Origami Project? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I always failed it. I picked the numbers OK, but then it was always,

        "Um... Yellow.. No -- Blue! AIIIIIiiieeeee....! "