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Health Problems Related to the Geek Lifestyle

jonasj writes "A doctor and former programmer has written a good article on common geek health problems. From the article: 'If I were to go and try to run a few miles this weekend, I would not be able to easily do so. [...] However, if you take one of the these college basketball athletes, any of them would be able to run miles without even breathing heavy. However, if you made them sit down and try to learn Java for 12 hours a day, most of them would be asleep at their desk before lunch. The typical geek trains their brain to be heavily focused while multitasking day after day. Is it surprising that this same brain does not do well when forced to isolate down to one task?'"

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  1. Sounds mostly familiar by liliafan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That was actually a very interesting article, I have suffered from insomia for many years, and have frequent problems with sleeping all the way through the night. I have suffered from back pain for years, although that is more likely related to an old injury from way back. I get headaches pretty frequently but I think that is also partly due me needed to get a new pescription for my glasses. So I can relate to all those things.

    I am not so sure about the poor attention sp.......oooo I wonder if I can assign that class to a pointer....oh ummmm I got to go...

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    1. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Stonent1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My back pain went away when I started using a machine at the gym that you strap into and do reverse sit-ups in. You sit and lean back repeatedly. It is extremely easy to do even with 200+ lbs on it and it really helps. When I cancelled my gym membership for financial reasons, the pain returned.

    2. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I had insomnia and back pain until I started swimming regularly. 3x a week for an hour at the city gym. I sleep much better, have more energy during the day, and haven't had back pain in months. Plus, I have more stamina for physical activities.

      Oddly, my wrist pain went away too. I used to get achy wrists after a long day.

      I even got some tech to make it more interesting, I have optical goggles and am pondering how to make a waterproof mp3 player.

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    3. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by bigattichouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do back bridges.. just try and get your back off the ground for the first week, then work up to holding for a few seconds, then to getting your head up off the floor. After two weeks, you'll have better posture, and your back will feel better.

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    4. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by BannedfrompostingAC · · Score: 1
      I get headaches pretty frequently but I think that is also partly due me needed to get a new prescription for my glasses.
      Actually, it might be to do with the fact you wear glasses. Throw them away, and read Perfect Vision without Glasses (now in the public domain) by William H. Bates. It works.
    5. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was going to RTFA, but methinks the web server is having health problems related to the geek lifestyle.

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    6. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by liliafan · · Score: 1

      Hmm I think I will start trying that, thanks for the advice.

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    7. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by liliafan · · Score: 1

      I will take a read but I have been wearing glasses for 23 years, even if I didn't need them I don't think I could give them up at this point :p

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    8. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I had similar problems that I have solved with deadlifts and overhead squats. $100 at just about any sporting good store will get you a bar and enough weight to keep things interesting for a bit. You might consider having someone check your form at first, though.

      The important bit is that you don't really need piles of fancy equipment or a gym membership to strength train.

    9. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      3x a week for an hour at the city gym. I sleep much better

      I also found that exercising helped me with the sleep, although working-out at night has an opposite effect

      Oddly, my wrist pain went away too. I used to get achy wrists after a long day.

      Ummm... No comment.

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    10. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by toad3k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to wear glasses, and then switched to contacts, expecting not to like them.

      It ended up relieving eyestrain, increasing clarity, and got rid of my headaches. They require less maintanence, and they cost a fraction of what glasses cost.

      It turns out since one of my eyes was so much worse than the other, there was a telescoping effect that caused one eye to see things bigger than the other causing disorientation. Since contacts are right on the eye, that effect is no longer a factor.

    11. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could have had the chance to read the article - could someone please post it here? It got slashdotted
      early on - anyone setup a mirror please? What did the article say - being plagued with chronic back problems
      all my life, anything like this is something I'm really interested in reading.

    12. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by wizzy403 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I even got some tech to make it more interesting, I have optical goggles and am pondering how to make a waterproof mp3 player.
      What you want is a Swimp3. Link It uses bone conduction, so you don't have to worry about the problems that a lot of "waterproof headphones" have with pressure buildup.
    13. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how many joint pain problems go away with low-impact exercise. I've got a bad knee (a trophy from my youth) and if I don't spend at least an hour every few days on a bike, it starts hurting.

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    14. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      here's the irony:

      the more you exercise, the less you feel like you need to stretch or get massaged

      using your muscles stretches and massages them

      much back pain is impacted muscular tissue that you'd think could be helped with deep-muscle massage

      some is strained muscular tissue that needs stretching and strengthening

      working that tissue the way it's designed to work opens up the channels for blood and lymph and makes the fibers more supple

      no more pain

      oh, and one more benefit: after the first few workouts, you'll probably stop getting post-exercise soreness as well; in fact, you'll be tempted to think you're not progressing because of it; that's when you start increasing reps (from 5 reps to 12 or more in 2-rep increments per session) and weight (add an increment when you hit 12 or more reps and go back to 5 reps), and improving your strength; you still won't feel sore, but you'll know from the numbers that you put up that you're getting something out of it

    15. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I too have been having problems last year or so with insomia. Every since I got run out of NOLA by Katrina, and been living on the road out of my car and all....I've not been able to start back to a gym anywhere.

      I find that especially in last 3 mos or so, I pretty much easily go to sleep about 10pm-ish...and wake up 4 hours later...either exactly 4 hours after going to sleep, or exactly at 4am..weird. I seem to have a great deal of trouble going back to sleep..till maybe 6-7am.

      And I find that in past months...just having a few drinks, seems to make this happen even more regularly.

      Well, I'm hoping if I can ever get settled...get a FEMA trailer or find a place to live more perm. that I can find a gym and start regular workouts again...and maybe that will help.

      I used to sleep like a baby, but, I guess maybe this past year and my job moving all around, etc...maybe it is getting to me.

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    16. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by hazem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would add to all that a problem with frequent heart-burn. I go through rolaids like they're candy.

      Until this last week. An office worker of mine is Hindu and told me, in an unrelated conversation, about a Hindu proverb or saying that says to chew each bite of food 28 times. He said something about how you'll eat less and enjoy your food more.

      So, I started thinking about how I chew. I was startled. Probably as a result of always being on the go, and maybe bad eating habits from the Army, I mostly chew my food just enough to swallow it. So, I've really focused on chewing my food. I find that it often takes up to 40 chews to get a good thorough job of it. But, the amazing result is that for the last week, without changing my diet (which includes spicy thai food, hot wings, etc), I haven't needed a rolaids or tums.

      I'm startled and amazed by this!

      So, chew your food!

    17. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      testing, please ignore

    18. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      Optical goggles, eh? Is that like glasses for your eyes?

      tee hee

    19. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Actually, it might be to do with the fact you wear glasses. Throw them away, and read Perfect Vision without Glasses.."

      I'll look it over, but, I don't see how I can get rid of them for even a day...I'm that blind.

      I can't see more than about 3-4 inches in front of my eyes without glasses or contacts. Small daily things like driving, working at the computer...making sure I'm drinking a cola and not drain cleaner are things I need for daily living.

      Last year..I got moved into the bifocal 'club'...the glasses work ok...the contacts didn't work out and I hate that as I'd been an avid contacts wearer. I'm getting due to see eye dr. again.....gonna try a new one and see if he can help me....I much rather wear contacts than glasses.

      I'll look over the article tho...

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    20. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Bah, I looked at the swimp3. My complaints are:

      • I already have an mp3 player that I like
      • What happens when you break the bonephones?
      • I need to wear earplugs anyway
      • I like building things and thinking about stupid projects
      • $150!?! (ok your link is $200. My point stands)
      • swimp3 is a completely annoying name. Counts double because $150!?!
      • 128MB?!?. Counts double because $150!?!

      Thanks for the link though, I bet a lot of people don't know about this, and somebody is bound to like it.

      If I'm off base here, please advise. I'd hate to write off something completely great just because I'm too damn picky.

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    21. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by roscivs · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those total geeks who don't know what these are or how to do them, I googled and found this:

      http://gymball.com/bridge_exercise.html

      Hope this saves someone else from having to do the same Google.

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    22. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try removing your wallet from you back pocket to alleviate back pain. I've heard it's a major cause of back pain because it causes you to sit on an angle, which is a problem with geeks who do a lot of sitting.

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    23. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      If you've got insomnia go see a ENT and have yourself checked for sleep apnea. I had apnea for many, many years. When I had the sleep study done I found out that I wasn't sleeping for more then 10 minutes at a time. Now I sleep with a CPAP and it makes all the difference in the world. If you're not sleeping nothing else you do will go well.

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    24. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Optical goggles, eh? Is that like glasses for your eyes?

      Well, I could call them prescription goggles, except they aren't my prescription. They're some nice round number, -5.5 diopter IIRC. So, near my prescription.
      corrective goggles? Nah, reminds me of my special shoes.
      Anyway, they're called optical goggles on most websites.

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    25. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by csimoes · · Score: 1

      It's silly to say that programmers cannot focus on 1 task because our brains are to smart. Playing any organized sport requires focusing on many things at once. I recently joined a flag football league, and I felt overwhelmed by the amount of mental choices I had to make while running. This seems to be a conveinent excuse to justify the geek sterotype. In reality, the average banker is overweight too (in my experiences), but I attibute this to his sedintary job and ability to afford (and thus overindulge in) food - not his brain training.

    26. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An office worker of mine is Hindu and told me, in an unrelated conversation, about a Hindu proverb or saying that says to chew each bite of food 28 times. He said something about how you'll eat less and enjoy your food more.
      If you want to do research on the topic, the word you're looking for is "fletcherism". It was a health fad early last century. Oddly enough, there is no Wikipedia entry on the topic, but there is a user Fletcherism.
    27. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      To help with your back problems, you could also try these two yoga positions (which are sort of the same thing):
      The bridge
      The wheel
      The bridge requires a lot less strength than the wheel, but I feel the wheel does much more for the back. You can do an approximation of the wheel pose with one of those large workout balls. It helps my back a lot.
      If you do start doing the wheel or bridge, I'd suggest alternating with something like the child pose just to even things out.

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    28. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by HardCase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heheh, there's not enough in my wallet to matter...

      -h-

    29. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by smenor · · Score: 1

      I'd like to second that

      I recommend trying to anyone reading. My wife and I started going a bit over a year ago and it's great for building strength, flexibility and endurance.

      Depending on the instructor, there can be a lot of mumbo-jumbo but, if you look past all that, it's a great workout and I feel much better, overall, when I'm doing it regularly.

    30. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by nefertari · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oddly, my wrist pain went away too. I used to get achy wrists after a long day.
      This not so odd. In the book "Pain Free" there are some exercises against problems with your hands and wrists. Most of those are putting the shoulder in its correct position. In my case they worked great. I think by swimming you were doing similar movements and so helping your shoulders and wrists.
    31. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by HardCase · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...read Perfect Vision without Glasses (now in the public domain) by William H. Bates. It works.

      Right on! Just like that perpectual motion machine that I'm going to patent!

      -h-

    32. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Informative

      Before you go any further with the Bates Method, or suggest it to anybody else, you really need to see what Martin Gardner said about it in Fads and Fallicies in the Name of Science. It isn't pretty. In essence, the Bates Method relies on "accomadation," the ability of the eye to change its focus depending on what you're looking at, while denying its existance. About the best you can say about it is that it lets people brag that they don't need glasses, while walking around in a fuzzy world because they won't admit their vision isn't really clear.

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    33. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The bridge requires a lot less strength than the wheel, but I feel the wheel does much more for the back.

      Odd - what I always thought of as the bridge is called the wheel. There's also this cool thing you can do where you do half of a backwards roll so your shoulders are on the floor with your hands behind your head, then use your legs to spring to your feet.

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    34. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try removing your wallet from you back pocket to alleviate back pain. I've heard it's a major cause of back pain because it causes you to sit on an angle, which is a problem with geeks who do a lot of sitting.

      If your wallet is messing up your posture, I'll be happy to hold those funny bits of green paper for you.

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    35. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Davak · · Score: 5, Informative

      Editor of Carotids.com Here. Sorry that dreamhost is having problems handling the traffic. We bought a dedicated server for tech-recipes.com and then carotids gets slashdotted. Bad guess on our part. :)

      Here's a cut and paste of the article. Sorry for the server problems:

      Dr. AA06:33 am46 comments Edit This

      I am a currently practicing board-certified Internal Medicine physician in a large rapidly expanding tech-growth community. (Ed note: Verified) Our area is rapidly being filled with web development, IT, and biotechnology companies. As a doctor in this area over the last few years, I have discovered some unique health problems associated with this population. One of my patients pointed me to this site when I was discussing with her if computer use causes carpal tunnel syndrome.

      I have noticed several repeating patterns in this geek lifestyle population.

      I have always wanted to post my observations regarding the geek lifestyle. I affectionately call it the "geek lifestyle" because of my previous life of programming and web design. One of the best part of my job is getting to live vicariously through these young energetic people. I frequently wonder what would have happened to me if I would have stayed with my tech-life instead of transitioning to medicine.

      Personal points aside, I have noticed several repeating patterns in this geek lifestyle population. Hopefully, these ideas will spark others to study this unique population.

      #1 Horrible Sleep Hygiene
      Insomnia and altered sleep patterns is one of the most common complaints to my office. Frequently the complaint is of light sleep or of multiple awakening throughout the night. Although this can be a symptom of depression, this is typically caused by poor sleep habits. It typically starts with somebody waking up in the middle of the night and turning on the laptop or TV. This begins to happen more and more frequently until the patient starts to worry about waking up as soon as they go to bed at night. This stress makes the sleep worse and worse until they finally come to see me.

      The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep.

      The fix is typically easy if the habit is not too ingrained. The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep. If one is awake in bed for more than 10-15 minutes, one should get up and do something non-stimulating. Listening to music or reading are excellent choices. Lying in bed and watching TV or using the laptop are the worst. These stimulate the brain to wake up even more. If this happens repeatedly, the habit will be formed.

      A few of my patients have tried "sleep hacking" and it almost always fails. The dangers of hacking sleep have been explored by a physician elsewhere.

      #2 Headaches

      Poor screen position, too small font, screen too bright/too dark, poor sitting posture are all commonly reported causes of chronic headache.
      Recurrent headaches are a very frequent complaint among heavy computer users. Typically these are caused by a multitude of issues regarding computer use. If they occur the same time every day or if they do not appear on non-work days, these are the clues that point me to a computer cause.

      Often when I tell my patients that I suspect it is their work environment, they come back and tell me me how they fixed it. Poor screen position, too small font, screen too bright/too dark, poor sitting posture are all commonly reported causes of chronic headache. When in doubt, I just tell them to trade offices for a couple of days. If they feel better in the other office, then it suggests that it is related to their personal work environment.

      Poor eyesight is frequently believed to be a cause of chronic headaches although I believe that is very overrated. What I have seen a few times is that people with glasses having too strong of a prescription. Type-A people when getting refracted for glasses will mistakenly report that higher and higher powers make them

    36. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by pklinken · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I started studying piano at a conservatory about a year ago, and my teacher made me sit up straight. Initially this would result in very intense pain in my back after only 30 minutes of practicing in this (proper) position.
      By now, i only feel a tired pain at the same spot _after_ a long day (5 or more hours) of practice.
      I think sitting up straight is already a great help for your back, and a pleasant side-effect (for me) is that im also walking up straight these days.

    37. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You mean a kip up? The cool kung fu move, when the good guy gets knocked to the ground?

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    38. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      It's not a multitasking vs. single-tasking issue. It's whether or not you're physically fit.

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    39. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that thing. Of course, a backwards roll is usually faster/easier.

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    40. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Snamh+Da+Ean · · Score: 1

      Back pain is often caused by depression?

      Where on earth does that outlandish claim come from? That is one of the most extraordinary things I've heard this year, and I can't help but wonder if it is not seriously misleading.

    41. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by NateTech · · Score: 1

      What are optical goggles, and what do you feed them with? Just curious. I've been working on adding swimming as exercise to my routine.

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    42. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where on earth does that outlandish claim come from? That is one of the most extraordinary things I've heard this year, and I can't help but wonder if it is not seriously misleading.
      Actually as the doctor stated "chronic back pain is often a sign of depression." The depression does not cause directly cause the backpain, instead activities that are common among people that are depressed are the cause of the backpain. Things like laying curled up on the couch with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road or ice cream are not very good for your posture and will cause back pain.
    43. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by shigelojoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your posture suffers when you're depressed; people who are feeling crappy tend to slouch while those who are feeling fine tend to keep their backs straightened. If someone is chronically depressed, their posture is bad enough for long enough that back muscles strain and the spine is thrown out of alignment.

      I wouldn't go so far as to suggest Zoloft or Prozac to people suffering from chronic back pain, but depression would be a valid factor to examine.

    44. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Funny
      I used to get achy wrists after a long day.

      So write a coumtry song about your achy-breaky wrists, make a bundle and retire to raise ponies. OMG! PONIES!!!!

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    45. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket for ten years now. A bad case of almost-pickpocketting on a bus in Rome (Scenario: cute girl shoved against me by 8 guys from Africa and one pseudo-midget Turk, I put my thumb on my wallet and felt a 30 pound upward force tugging on it.)

      The only downside, it is easy for the wallet to grow gigantic since it does not cause pain when it bulges with ATM and debit card receipts.

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    46. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by skam240 · · Score: 1

      "It turns out since one of my eyes was so much worse than the other, there was a telescoping effect that caused one eye to see things bigger than the other causing disorientation. Since contacts are right on the eye, that effect is no longer a factor."

      I'm curious as to what you vision problem you have. I have a stigmatism in both eyes but it is significantly worse in one eye (my vision is near perfect in the other) and yet I have no problems with headaches or the like with my glasses. Was this "telescoping effect" diagnosed by a doctor? Perhaps you just had a poor or old prescription.

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    47. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd manufacture those at -10.5. If I wanted goggles that noticably impact my sight I'd probably have to get prescription goggles for 200 bucks a glass...

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    48. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      My personal suggestion for the best back exercise? Shagging. Seriously. Builds core stability, and it's great fun to boot. And nothing beats the respect you get from your flatmates once they see you and your partner crawling out of the wreckage of a double bed frame, having snapped it clean in half.

      That said, I can see how there may be an obvious impediment for many Slashdotters. Maybe work on your grip strength instead, and snap some keyboards?

    49. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by toad3k · · Score: 1

      This is just what the eye doctor told me after I told him how much happier I was. Honestly the glasses did have a poor prescription because they were old, but nonetheless one lense was like twice as thick as the other. "Telescoping effect" is my own description, I don't know what the clinical term for it is, or if there is any.

    50. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your talking about a lower back machine which is what it sounds like 200+ pounds is INSANE, i'm amazed you didnt injure yourself. The lower back is not that large of a muscle and should not be subjected to that much weight. This is one of the problems with lower back machines you can do alot more weight than is safe.

      For a more mellow lower back workout you lay on your stomach spread eagle and you raise one of your arms about 6 inches off the ground then you'd lift your opposite leg about 6 inches off the ground. It doesnt sound like it would do anything but is actually a very good work out for your lower back.

      Its similar to an abdominal workout where you lay basically in the "up" position for a push-up and hold it for as long as you can...again doesnt sound hard but after about 30-seconds you start to feel it. Gotta love isometric holds.

    51. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Whoa, sorry about your eyesight.

      The mightiest goggles I've seen are -9.0, here They might noticably improve your vision.

      I've also seen goggles with removable "correction" inserts. Perhaps you could have custom ones made and replace the cheap goggles as necessary, treating the inserts like gold.

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    52. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Well, as much as I love PONIES!!1! unfortunately I have neither the inclination or ability to make country songs. Perhaps I'll offshore it to Bangalore. India is a country!

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    53. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pointer. If someone can convince me to finally take up swimming as a hobby those things sure will be useful. Seeing sharp for two meters is better than seeing sharp for 10 cm.

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    54. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I don't know if depression causes pain, pain causing depression seems more likely, but I know when I'm depressed I sure feel it more. When your back is a bit tender, you tend to favor the muscles that are tender, which shifts stress to new muscles which become tender

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    55. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by wizzy403 · · Score: 1

      No, I hear ya on the complaints. I bought it about 18 months ago when the $150 price tag wasn't as outrageous. It does work really well. Yeah, the 128 meg thing kinda sucks, but that's still a few hours of music, enough that in a given workout you're not hearing the same song over and over. But you do have to download new songs to it a lot or you get bored. The bone-phones seem pretty rugged, though I imagine if you do break them you're SOL.

      I ordered my pair from Amazon, the link I posted was just the first thing that came up in Google. I'm sure you can do better on the pricing by digging around.

      I found some waterproof cases for MP3 players when I last looked, but many of them were either really kludgy looking and/or only worked on one very specific player. And most of them had no ability to expose the buttons, so you couldn't stop play or skip tracks while swimming. Trying to buy stand-alone underwater headphones was a similar exercise in futility at the time, though I haven't bothered looking since I got the SwimP3.

      YMMV, but if you can find someone that has one, borrow it and see if you like it.

    56. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Same problem but not as bad, my right eye was near-sighted, left eye was about normal, this turned into a big advantage on the rifle range. Military qualifies with 3D pop-up targets at ranges from 25 - 300m and various angle, so squinting through a peep-sight with one eye means you can't see shit on the range. We had guys that were totaly obsesed with competative shooting, they could make 3 inch groups at 450m standing on known distance bulls-eye targets but could qualify on the pop-up.

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    57. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      in fact, you'll be tempted to think you're not progressing because of it; that's when you start increasing reps (from 5 reps to 12 or more in 2-rep increments per session) and weight (add an increment when you hit 12 or more reps and go back to 5 reps), and improving your strength; you still won't feel sore, but you'll know from the numbers that you put up that you're getting something out of it

      Off topic, but I think that people who can continue to add weight and/or repetitions for a long period of time are a genetic fluke. In my experience it is always fast progress for a month or two, slow progress for at most two or three more months, and then indefinite stagnation.

      High Intensity Training, Hypertrophy-Specific Training, Power Factor Training, Super Slow, Heavy Duty, routines by Ellington Darden... I've done them all, some for years, and it was still the same. In my (limited, personal) experience, after the first few months you need to do a high volume of moderately demanding but not brutally difficult work to make any further progress. Or take steroids, I suppose.

      I think that's why the military gets good results having the recruits do calisthenics several times a day every day for weeks.

    58. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Night-splints, bite-guards or occlusal guards can be a big help for a lot of people, I've always snored, but since getting a bite splint I've found I don't wake up with brused ribs and thinking my name is "roll over, your snoring". Neck, back and jaw pain are pretty much history. Your teeth should only touch when your eating, if your Dentists has ever said thing like "wear facets or flat spots", "toothbrush abrasion" or bone or tooth loss without periodontal disease you definately need one. Ear clicking when opening your jaw or yawning are strong signs, waking up tired or falling asleep durring the day as well as neck and or back pain are signs.
      The over the counter "boil and bite" either types don't work or make the problem worse because they shift the point of contact to the rear, when the posterior teeth recieve pressure, the reflex is to bite harder. When your front teeth feel pressure the refex is to relax.

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    59. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard over and over that doing high intensity exercise greatly increases the production of Human Growth Horomone (HGH) which does everything from regrowing damaged tissues (wrists) to restoring energy levels and normal organ functions. Keep up the good work!

    60. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      I've heard over and over that doing high intensity exercise greatly increases the production of Human Growth Horomone (HGH) which does everything from regrowing damaged tissues (wrists) to restoring energy levels and normal organ functions. Keep up the good work!

      Thanks! It's sad HGH got a bad rep from the spam going around a while back. My completely unscientific swimming style has been all-out for a length or two, then slower until I need a break. Then I repeat, alternating type of stroke to keep it interesting. After an hour I can barely walk or lift my arms. It feels strangely good.

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    61. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      have yourself checked for sleep apnea

      When you are in the "sleep lab", they can also check for sleep apnea's evil brother: Restless Leg Syndrome. I don't have sleep apnea but I do have RLS. Doctors were puzzled for years and years why I was always so tired. A sleep study revealed I was moving a LOT while I was asleep. I was waking up 22 times per hour (not fully conscious but changing from deep sleep to being just barely asleep). Fortunately, there are medications to treat RLS. After starting one of them last summer, I lost a bunch of weight, added a lot of muscle (at the gym) and was much easier to get along with.

      http://www.restlesslegs.com/

      Morale of the story: If you are tired all the time and the docs can't tell you why, have your primary care physician get you in for a sleep study at a sleep lab.

    62. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I usually stay on one program for 8-12 weeks, working out every other day (the other days I'm on my bicycle; I don't do legs in the gym).

      When gaining I do HST, starting at 50-60% of my 20RM and each session going down one rep and up one increment until I'm at 5-7 reps doing my RM for that count (the rep maxes are determined from the strength training done up until I start the gaining cycle).

      Then I flip and start cutting, doing strength training. I do 8 exercises (two angles each chest and back; shoulder; shrugs; curls; tricep presses), 2 sets each, one set 15-20 reps and one set 5-8 reps. If I only do 12 or 3 reps, that's okay, I go for 2 more next time. When I hit 20 or 8, I increment the weight next time. It's a more refined version of the 5-12 system that I believe hits both type I and type II fibers without neglecting either.

      Towards the end of a 12-week strength/cutting phase, I start to "miss" my goals more often, going down to maybe 50% hits some workouts (it's one of the things that motivates me to switch to bulking again). But then bulking makes it easier to pick up the strength again. The whole point of adding muscle I guess.

      This worked several times, but then I got sidetracked. I need to get back on the horse. I'm only working out once a week now, and that includes riding. I'm holding my shape, but the covering is soft, and I'm getting weaker. The effects of constant exercise are definitely temporary.

    63. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by schnipschnap · · Score: 1
      Digestion starts in the mouth. At least glucose (the most common sugar) will be digested in the mouth and will be broken down for later stages of digestion to handle. I think that when this happens to a significant part, energy can be saved in relation to when you'd digest using your stomach with its alternatives (for example the acid), so you'll need to consume less food for energy.

      I know that I'm late in this discussion, but I hope life is a bit less mysterious for you now!

    64. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your talking about a lower back machine which is what it sounds like 200+ pounds is INSANE, i'm amazed you didnt injure yourself. The lower back is not that large of a muscle and should not be subjected to that much weight.

      Nonsense. The muscles in the lower back are the erector spinae, and they run like big thick cords up along the length of your spine. Also keep in mind that the machine he is talking about(probably a lever back extension machine) can be used incorrectly. If you allow the hips to move, then the load is taken primarily by the adductors and the glutes. Nevertheless, 200+ pounds is certainly not an insane weight for someone to work up to on that machine.

      The lift you described is usually called a superman in which you lift all four limbs off the ground. If you can't do that, then the variation you described is good too. This also primarily works the erector spinae, but without using any weight you aren't going to get it that strong. Weighted lifts for the erectors include dead lifts, good mornings, and reverse hyperextensions. These will give you strong erectors.
    65. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by hazem · · Score: 1

      So... I'll get even fatter because I'm getting even more energy out of the food I eat?!

      Actually, I've noticed my apetite gets sated sooner and while I'm still eating the same crap (spicy thai food, hotwings, beer & pizza), I think I get full faster and eat less.

      I think where I'm benefiting most, though, is that since there aren't big chunks of barely-chewed food in my stomach, it has to work a lot less on breaking down those chunks - thus less acid, and less heartburn.

      It's hard to believe that after years (we're talking since high school - almost 20 years) of eating rolaids and tums that I may be able to give them up - and without taking some other odd drug like prilosec.

      Thank Gods for the Hindus and their old sayings about chewing!

    66. Re:Sounds mostly familiar by pdovy · · Score: 1

      I keep seeing those "Depression Hurts" commercials on tv. They have a website, http://www.depressionhurts.com/ and it does list the back under aches & pains.

      That said I'm pretty sure that ad campaign is paid for by pharmaceutical companies that have a vested interest in making people believe they need the medication they sell. So take it for whatever you think its worth.

  2. So get up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So get off your lazy ass and go run!

    Who said running requires 'focusing on one task'.
    Running often helps me solve programming problems.

    I run, lift weights, eat healthy food, and take supplements.
    I am also a game programmer, and a business owner. Focusing
    on one task is not an issue.

    1. Re:So get up! by grmbrand · · Score: 1

      Amen. Thank you. Developers with healthy lifestyles don't need to be the exception to the rule.

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    2. Re:So get up! by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      I agree. I work with computers all day, and even though I don't program, I have to troubleshoot and do phone support most of the day. I bike to work in the Summer and Fall, and biking 6km a day helps me work off some energy to make room for supper and all of the sitting around I normally do. You can do lots while biking or running, including listening to an iPod [which isn't safe as having full hearing to detect approaching danger], or thinking over code you've just written.

    3. Re:So get up! by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Also, I think Geeks in general (and I am a self-professed geek) tend to only focus on traditionally geeky things. After I graduated college, I decided to take up hobbies... I program for fun for a half hour every night, but I also learned to play the trumpet, and exercise for 1/2 hour 3 days a week. Being well rounded makes you better, not worse, at your primary tasks.

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    4. Re:So get up! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Running is boring as hell. I like doing it when playing frisbee or something, but running for the sake of running? My brain spins around on stuff, and I end up overanalyzing things and causing myself problems.
      Please, stop running away... I'm not THAT crazy... come back...

    5. Re:So get up! by Precion · · Score: 1

      I think being a geek is not all about sitting in front of a computer or studying. To me it has always been about learning and improving things which already exist. For one that means my body. In in 2003 I suffered from depression and anxiety disorder, high blood pressure, and I weighed in at 215lbs. I was 21 years old. Three years prior I was heavily involved in athletics, band, and very outgoing. Amazing how quickly things can change when you become chained to a desk, make excuses for late nights, and forget how important it is to take care of yourself.

      Today I am at 165lbs give or take. I eat right, stay away from caffeine, and I run 3-6 miles a day. My depression and anxiety have both been removed by taking care of myself. The high blood pressure went down from a combination of everything. My day starts 6:00 and I usually go to bed around 11. My mind now works best during the day instead of night. On the weekend my schedule might vary some, but I try to keep it steady. Everyone in my life has been able to tell a difference, and I have now taken on new challenges and opportunities I would have been unable to complete just two-and-a-half years ago.

      The moral of this story is anyone with enough determination can change for the better. It is for people who call themselves geeks and hackers . For people who argue the are nocturnal to give excuse for performing poorly during the day, oversleeping, and often missing work. (I was this person!) Hacking the one thing you are given -- your body -- is the ultimate hack (see Hacker's Diet). It will be the only project you can always continue to develope and be amazed by.

      If you will look at most of the successful people in the world they are often committed to diet and some form of exercise. Movie stars, United States' presidents, CEOs, etc. It can work for programmers, hackers, coders, and GEEKs too.

      Hope this helps someone out there!

    6. Re:So get up! by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "... tend to only focus on traditionally geeky things. After I graduated college, I decided to take up hobbies..."

      Well, it is also hard to find the hours in the day to do it 'all'. Right now, I've got an extra PITA in that my job is moving around the state (post Katrina)...I now have a commute that is about 1 hour each way...worse if I hit traffic. So, I now have 2 hours of the day just travelling, which I've never had to do, but, I know lots of others do. But, say you have 2 hours travel, 8 hours work, and say about 1 hour or so to cook, eat and put things away..add maybe 1 more hour for getting up and ready in the morning, that's 12 hours...with 8 hours of sleep, that leaves maybe 4 hours in there somewhere..and that gets lost often in the middle of the other activities...

      Before I had to do this, my schedule was pretty full, up at 6am..walk dog, get ready, work at 8am..off at 4:30, to gym...1.5-2 hours, get home about 6:30, take out dog, cook, clean, pack lunch and gym back for next day..by then it was close to 9pm...watch tv for a little and try to crash about 10:30 or 11pm.

      I had a hard time squeezing anything else in to that schedule...and I don't have a wife and kids to bother with. People with full blown families, I don't see where they can fit time in for exercise, hell most of them can't seem to find time to cook home cooked meals anymore, and just eat junk food.

      No wonder we're all in bad health....

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    7. Re:So get up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have suffered from severe depression since I can remember. Of all the things I have tried, running is the only thing which could mitigate my depression (so I run marathons).

      I am a geek, but I am not a stereotype. Taking pride in how well you conform to a stereotype is a sign of a weak mind.

    8. Re:So get up! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I spent years doing tech support, and would like to do it again, but too much has been outsourced. At my call-center, we used headsets. Most techs considered them a leash; I called it an umbilicle. When I was on a call, if I didn't need to be using my computer (Like when I was talking somebody through something I could do in my sleeep.) I'd often get up and pace back and forth, stretching my legs while helping the caller. I also tried to make sure I always had a seat near a pillar so that during the more frustrating calls I could walk over and bang my head against it without putting the caller on hold. There were times it felt so good!

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    9. Re:So get up! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Walking, now, is great. You set your own pace, you can stop if you need without feeling guilty (Hey, you're not taking a break, you're checking out that shop window.) and it's not a distraction if you need to think. I write novels every November, as part of the annual novel-writing contest. (Winner 2004/2005, where winning consists of writing 50,000 words in 30 days.) Whenever I'm not sure what to do next, I go for a walk. It gives me some exercise, and helps me think. More than once I've come back with enough ideas to fill my daily writing quota.

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  3. If there's nothing to see, try moving along. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nothing to see here, because you've already got eyestrain.

    Please move along at least every hour or two before you add deep vein thrombosis to your list of troubles.

    1. Re:If there's nothing to see, try moving along. by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Not to mention fatassitis.

  4. Geek Health by DisprinDirect · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gee! reading this hurts my head

  5. From TFA: by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep.

    Or, in the case of geeks, one thing.

    1. Re:From TFA: by verbatim · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep.

      Or, in the case of geeks, one thing.


      Then where is the geek supposed to sleep?

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    2. Re:From TFA: by davidstrauss · · Score: 1

      Sex?

    3. Re:From TFA: by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then where is the geek supposed to sleep?

      At the keyboard. Get an ergonomic split keyboard so your nose can rest on the split between the two halfs of the keyboard so your face can avoid touching the keys. Otherwise, you will wake up with "QWERTY" stamped on your forehead from a regular keyboard.

    4. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself, mate... :-)

    5. Re:From TFA: by voteforkerry78 · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely certain that geeks sleep OR have sex, although they do take quick naps in company team-building.

    6. Re:From TFA: by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      What about Das Keyboard users, you insensitive clod?

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    7. Re:From TFA: by IIH · · Score: 2, Informative
      Then where is the geek supposed to sleep?

      Sleep? Haven't you heard of coffee?

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    8. Re:From TFA: by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Over the keyboard. Or just sit up coding all night, and sleep when there's noone else around.

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    9. Re:From TFA: by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then where is the geek supposed to sleep?

      In the hammock in the cube.

    10. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep."

      Or, in the case of geeks, one thing.


      And you'll notice that veneral disease was not one of the health problems mentioned.

    11. Re:From TFA: by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      And why, again, does a geek need a bed?

    12. Re:From TFA: by jakoz · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh. I've done it. It took hours for the key imprints to go away, too... :(

    13. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean YTREWQ . . .

    14. Re:From TFA: by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      No, I mean QWERTY. I have dyxlexia, you insenstitive clod! :P

    15. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does virtual sex count here? Well, you would need to take the laptop in bed.

    16. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that RSI is not really from the keyboard!

    17. Re:From TFA: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought pron is already eliminated with the mention of no laptop in bed...

      Daakon
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    18. Re:From TFA: by Kuros_overkill · · Score: 1

      You mean:

      ',.pyf

        I use dvorak you insensitive clod

    19. Re:From TFA: by budgenator · · Score: 1

      ... and everybody will know your password! You'd be amased at how many lost password Emails of UID qwerty or poiuyt and passwords of poiuyt or qwerty used to come to us when we had poiuyt.com

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  6. lol by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it surprising?

    No.

    I mean come on everyone knows - if you don't excercise then you don't have strength and endurance.

    And the computer geek lifestyle leaves little time for excercising.

    Same thing with a professional basketball athlete - he does muscle and coordination training for hours daily. He does not practice abstract semantic concepts in his head while making those baskets, either.

    I'm really not seeing where the story is here.

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    1. Re:lol by coyotecult · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you read the article, there's recommendations on how to avoid some of the common health problems geeks end up having. So that's probably useful to some here.

    2. Re:lol by kfg · · Score: 1

      He does not practice abstract semantic concepts in his head while making those baskets, either.

      I study Latin and physics while going on nonstop, 200 mile bicycle rides in 12 hours or less, on a bicycle I have designed and constructed myself.

      Obviously your milage may vary, but about all I can say to the good doctor is:

      "Way to stereotype, dude."

      KFG

    3. Re:lol by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make an excellent point. I know many geeks that have physically demanding hobbies - cycling is very popular, for instance.

      I was an olympic hopeful for fencing - I hope one day to pick it up again but being confined to a wheelchair kind of prevents that lol

      And I, like you, used to put my physical training time to good use mentally as well.

      Are there geeks out there that don't get enough excercise? Oh yeah. Is it everyone? no. Is it a majority?

      Ummm... probably?

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    4. Re:lol by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      The story while obvious to everyone is still a story and will increase it's reader's awareness of the need for physical activities in their own lives.

      So, instead of eating pizza and drinking coke while doing the "practice abstract semantic concepts " thing combining it with a long walk,jog, or bike ride may be a good habbit to get into.

    5. Re:lol by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The computer geek lifestyle leaves little room for exercise? I invent all my best ideas while bicycling!

    6. Re:lol by hsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bullshit. You make time to workout. An hour a day 4 times a week is nothing. You will feel 1000x better, your diet will improve, the benefits are endless. I feel awesome once i starting hitting the weights 4 months ago. I sleep great, i feel great.

    7. Re:lol by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1
      And the computer geek lifestyle leaves little time for excercising.

      I still have to get to my office, so I use that to bike which forces me to bike about 8km a day.
      At first it was a drag and took some adjustment, but now I couldn't do without my bike anymore and it's faster for me to get to the trainstation by bike then by car or public transportation. It's also a moment for me where I can "tune out" and some sollutions come easier to mind. It's teh same as walking around when you're stuck to clear your head to come to a sollution
      It's less stressfull; no traffic jams (I bike pass those frustrated automobilists) and the other half of my traject to my office I use the train, so I have some time to relax and overview my planning before walking into the office and start working.
      Oh, and it's environment friendly.

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    8. Re:lol by arivanov · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Absobloodylutely. Seconded.

      To add to this.

      The bloated rolling non-sporty geek is an American phenomenon.

      In all my years of working in EU I have never had more than 2-3% of these in the company. In fact the IT industry in most EU countries is generally more healthy than the remaining population.

      I am one of the least sporty individuals in my company (which is a typical UK telecoms/IT shop) and I always walk for at least 20 minutes at lunch, cycle for 3 miles a day with a 4 year old on a tag-along whenever the weather allows (picking him up from the nursery is a perfect excuse for some exercise). On top of that I try to do at least 1 hour basketball or 1 hour swimming per week.

      That does not prevent me from doing design work, coding and a bit of sysadmin here and there.

      To summarize - geek lifestyle is whatever you make it. Being a rolling ball of fat does not make you a geek. Being a athelete does not exclude you from being a geek. At least outside US.

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    9. Re:lol by smenor · · Score: 1

      dude - knock it off... you're making me look bad

    10. Re:lol by kfg · · Score: 1

      Did I mention I'm likely twice your age (when people ask "What's your sign?" I like to respond "Sputnik," although that's a bit of a lie. I'm older than that.)?

      Anyway, don't sweat it, since nobody pays me for behaving in this manner you also likely make a lot more money than I do.

      And nevermind that you have to spend it on car payments, gas and insurance so you can . . .get to work. :)

      There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. . .

      KFG

    11. Re:lol by smenor · · Score: 1

      I was just giving you a hard time - I'm actually very impressed by how much you do. Doubly so since you were around when Sputnik was launched :D Money's not everything and while I'm still relatively young, I'm old enough to understand how important it is to stay in shape and not to get caught up in the treadmill. Then fix it, dear Henry, Dear Henry... (had to look that up :-)

    12. Re:lol by kfg · · Score: 1

      Then fix it, dear Henry, Dear Henry... (had to look that up :-)

      You give evidence of being one of the ones who just might turn out OK, kid. :)

      KFG

    13. Re:lol by KanSer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [blockquote] Is it surprising?

      No.

      I mean come on everyone knows - if you don't excercise then you don't have strength and endurance.

      And the computer geek lifestyle leaves little time for excercising.
      [/blockquote]

      The least surprising thing is the hilarious justification of, "We're just too darn smart to exercise'.

      Geek lifestyle leaves no time for exercise? There seems to be plenty of time for jacking off and playing video games. Just get off your ass.

      If you need to multi-task while you exercise because that's how your brain works, do a sport instead of just exercise. There are plenty of purely recreational leagues everywhere. (Often called beer leagues, which is just about the best part of it)

      I recommend baseball for the beginner geek because it is the least stressful as a sport and offers a nice transition. It is also chock full of numbers a geek can spend his day calculating, and believe me your team will appreciate even a novice statistician.

      For the intermediate geek I recommend Soccer or a racket sport(even ping pong!), but those don't offer any numbers to fuck around with.

      Hockey I recommend for the geek looking move up in sports difficulty, and hockey offers the most variables. Not to mention that Ice Hockey allows you to get a decent workout without sweating. (If you go crazy nuts you'll sweat plenty, but it's very easy to keep your heart rate in its optimal zone without getting too sweaty to go to work.)

      Hockey gear is expensive but you can find recreational games without more than leg pads.

      It'll also help the geek tendency to be a fucking social troll and retard.

      (beer league baseball/softball is by far the best way to go from zero exercise to building healthy habits. Working out is way more fun when you're drunk, just like most things.)

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    14. Re:lol by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

      I'm in great shape just because I walk alot... Don't use your car unless you absolutely have to... Walk, and eat better... It's not hard to do that

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    15. Re:lol by xwipeoutx · · Score: 1

      What? I'm 20 and I knew this...

      Then again, I'm in Australia, we're quite a few years behind here :)

    16. Re:lol by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I live in Canada, and most of the geeks I know are in quite good shape. Most of them at at least somewhat active, having hobbies which at least require them to not be sitting in front of the screen. I find that most of the people I know who are overweight are those without hobbies, who sit on the couch all day. Most of the time, geeks don't fit this profile.

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    17. Re:lol by eclectus · · Score: 1

      have you checked into wheelchair fencing? I got the chance to practice with the British Paralympic team back in '96 before the Paralympic games, and it was pretty cool.

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    18. Re:lol by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      It *is* an American thing. Geeks here are HUGE, in a lot of cases, I mean disgustingly fat. Never was the case when I worked in Germany, Holland, Ireland, France... the whole "I'm a geek ergo I am anto-social and awkward and fat" thing, a certain segment of the techie population seems to revel in that nonsense.

    19. Re:lol by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Getting a DDR clone and a dance mat also helps. Unless of course you live above the ground floor and can't jump around in your flat without someone yelling at you to stop. One problem with DDR is that the mental component is just simple pattern recognition, pattern learning and quick reaction so if you can't shut down your brain you will inevitably think about (not) thinking about DDR, which tends to fuck up the score...

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    20. Re:lol by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      I used to do wheelchair fencing back when I was walking! But I never really liked it - real fencing is like 70% footwork and distance - wheelchair fencing is a significantly different sport.

      On the flip side I'm doing well in physical therapy and should be strong enough to start basic muscle training all over by the end of summer.

      That's the problem with atrophy that I never realised until this experience - you lose not only muscle mass, but muscle memory as well. And really competitive fencing relies on muscle memory - basically a decentralized command and control hierarchy that can improve your speed by that crucial quarter second (most fencing matches between skilled equals are won by a quarter second timing gain on an opponent - this is why footwork and distance is so crucial)

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  7. What a surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...we're stating the obvious again today.

    I walk to/from work everyday (45min) and usually can't even remember that I walked it. Always thinking about other stuff like the latest hw/sw interface or bugs from the day (todo or just encountered).

    So; no, not surprising. Next!

    - wacco

    1. Re:What a surprise... by eln · · Score: 1

      So you're the reason for that smell.

      Seriously though, I would love to walk or bike to work, but I live in central Texas, and the combination of heat, humidity, and the lack of shower facilities at the office make such a thing problematic at best.

      Companies that employ sedentary workers should have facilities or programs to encourage fitness, but few do. A place I used to work for had a gym and shower facilities on-site, but in my experience that's the exception rather than the norm.

    2. Re:What a surprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Seriously though, I would love to walk or bike to work, but I live in central Texas, and the combination of heat, humidity, and the lack of shower facilities at the office make such a thing problematic at best.

      You should move. Obviously, I don't know you and your life well enough to make such a statement, but at the very least you should realize that by choosing to live there, you are choosing to make exercise more difficult for yourself. (Of course if you decide to go somewhere else, you might be giving up being around your parents, might have more difficulty buying a home, or whatever reasons you have for living where you do.) Most people don't realize that every little thing that sucks about your current situation is to some degree a result of choices you have made and you are consciously deciding that what you are doing now is the best use of your time.

    3. Re:What a surprise... by TMarvelous · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're refuting the article's point and I agree with you. I run a good 20 miles a week and I pass the time while running thinking of dozens of abstract things and of do a lot of problem solving when I exercise.

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    4. Re:What a surprise... by will592 · · Score: 1

      I live in Arizona and let me tell you I know what you are talking about. I do, however, ride my bike to work 10 months out of the year (I skip july and august when it's over 110). I don't know if I'm just lucky but I have always been able to find a gym within a mile of my office, wherever I have worked. I bike the 10 miles each day to the gym as fast as I can and shower at the gym. Three days a week I add weight training before my shower at the gym. The mile or so I have left to work I just relax and get ready for my day. Works out pretty well for me and I've been doing it for quite a few years but I'm definitely a pattern kind of guy...I like the same routine every day. I guess my point is that it is different for everyone but I bet if you try hard enough you can find some way to incorporate exercise into your daily routine.

      Honestly, the reason that I started was because I have a full size pickup truck (for my weekend activities) and I couldn't justify the wastefulness of driving it back and forth to work. Now I can't imagine not having my bike ride in the morning and afternoon.

      I would also add that 'podcasts' have made my days even more wonderful as my mp3 player is full of new content every day and I am always looking forward to my favorite 'shows' on my way to and from work.

    5. Re:What a surprise... by manual_overide · · Score: 1

      sweat does not stink. bacteria cause the smell. if you don't have shower facilities at work, take a shower before you ride, then just put on some deoderant and wash up a bit in the restroom when you change into your work clothes. (don't ride in wearing them. in fact, keep them at work if you can, then drive one day a week to trade up clothes) If you really need extra help, buy some uncented baby wipes and keep them at work.

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  8. hihihi by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 1

    Q: Why no one comments this post??
    anyone feels the fingers pointing?
    :P

    A: no, im tired because i ran 1 mile to get the bus at time ( and because this damn class dont compile)
    :)

    1. Re:hihihi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pointing fingers? No, but it's so damn strenuous to lift those hands to the keyboard, and I already got my exercise this morning when I lifted myself out of bed.

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    2. Re:hihihi by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 1

      you lifted you bed!!!??
      (i readed that :P)
      i wonder if this apply for a dude who works in his house and has a laptop and wireless and AC connector over his head....
      :P

  9. getting excercise is not that tough.... by haluness · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always found it funny that 'geeks' revel in the fact that they can't be healthy. Stupid stereotypes.

    Excercise is a good thing - yeah, it takes a bit of effort (and cursing) to get into it, but once you get into the habit, everything just seems to flow better - smoother thinking, better sleep and so on.

    1. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea, it's actualy quite a stupid stereotype.

      Geeks are just another subset of the populace that stops engaging in any kind of physical activity once they get out of mandatory athletics in middle/highschool.

      You didn't have mandatory athletics?
      Bastard..

      But the point remains that large numbers of 'adults' don't excercise, or even worse, they pay for a gym membership and don't go. Only two or three of my friends regularly exercise. The rest just eat right.

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    2. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. I fail to see how spending 20 minutes a day either running or lifting heavy crap over my head somehow makes me less intelligent. Nice try. If you aren't working out on a regular basis you are either ignorant as to the many benefits of physical fitness, or you are extremely poor at managing your time.

    3. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Not all geeks are unhealthy, and most of those who are don't "revel" in it. They just don't see it as important and don't bother with exercise.

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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    4. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up at 7:00. At work by 8:30. Leave work at 5:30. Get to class by 6:00. Class until 9:40. Get back home at 10:20. Please tell me where I can fit in time for exercise? Seven hours of sleep is tough to put up with when you are out of the house 14 hours a day.

    5. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by metlin · · Score: 1

      Don't you love stereotypes?

      While I'm definitely a geek, both me and my girlfriend (who happens to be a geek and in the military) run an average of 5-10 miles a week and work out quite regularly. I also do a lot of other stuff (particularly rock climbing and kendo), and I'd say that I'm in very good shape.

      And there are days when I've run 5 miles at a stretch. I might have to take a break or two (or three), but I do finish the run.

      There are several other geeks that I know who fall under this category. Of course, I also know several geeks who look down upon working out and being fit as "beneath them" and if you prefer rock-climbing over playing WoW, well, you aren't really a geek - didn't you know?

      Good health makes you feel better in every way - regular work out sessions and good food (and oh, cut down on that caffeine and sugar) makes you feel a lot better and a lot more awake than 4 doubleshot espressos would.

      Stereotypes, stereotypes.

      *shakes head*

    6. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I had mandatory athletics at my engineering university (minimum 4 semesters, or participate in a varsity sport). What really baffled me was I was C-team/JV level in high school, but everyone wanted me on their team in college.
      I thought it was a good thing for everyone, but it really opened my eyes to how badly out of shape people were elsewhere. I guess I'm just used to how Colorado normally is, with the lowest obesity rate by far of any state in the US.

    7. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by dclydew · · Score: 1

      Indeed... Some of us can be geeky and in-shape at the same time... You'd be amazed how quickly you get in shape while learning Rapier, Broadsword, Spear, Mace or some other violent weapon of the Middle Ages. I love the SCA.

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      Get a life, not a lifestyle. - Hikem Bey
    8. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      The mandatory athletics are what keep me out of gyms. Just the smell brings back a lot of bad memories.
      I'm from the generation where gym was for giving ego strokes to the athletes and humiliation to non-athletes.
      Hopefully gym has evolved into a way of teaching lifelong physical fitness habits.

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
    9. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by HardCase · · Score: 1

      How about 20 minutes at lunch three times a week, then a good cardio workout on the weekend? Works for me!

      It's like anything else, I guess - you get out what you put in.

      -h-

    10. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by plsander · · Score: 1

      War/Camping season rocks for getting exercise. Even if it is just hoofing it around camp, to and from the archery range, etc...

      Petrus, Shire of Silfren Mere, Kingdom of Northshield

    11. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. Up at six.

      Also, cut back on the caffeine. Combine these two together and you'll find the whole enterprise isn't half as tough as you'd thought (after a miserable first week).

    12. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by starman97 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll second that, I do my best thinking the next day after a good bike ride
      the night before. Having a heart rate monitor helps me pace myself in the hills.

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    13. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by BobNET · · Score: 1

      You work and take classes seven days a week?

    14. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by jalagl · · Score: 1
      But the point remains that large numbers of 'adults' don't excercise, or even worse, they pay for a gym membership and don't go. Only two or three of my friends regularly exercise. The rest just eat right.

      I don't remember who called this the "FAT TAX". You pay up so you can eat whatever you want.

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    15. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      And, if you're into lifting, read this...

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3145223.stm Creatine 'boosts brain power'

      http://www.beachpsych.com/pages/cc75.html Creatine May Improve Memory & Intelligence

      There are plenty more to be found: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=creatine+brai n&btnG=Google+Search

      Creatine clearly helps me focus and work longer/harder at my desk as well as at the gym... for a few weeks. Then adaptation sets in and I'll stop taking it for a week. There are no withdrawal symptoms, but I can feel the difference (losing weight and strength.)
       
      No study has found any long term negative effects even after decades of FUD about creatine, and it's no wonder why - after all it occurs naturally in fish and meat in amounts comparable to supplementation doses.
       
      The latest research even recommends creatine for endurance athletes, but there is a dilemma for runners: The usual doses lead to weight gain that cancels out the performance increase.
       
      The only disadvantage: It's disgusting. The alternatives are several large tablets (5 grams is a lot of tablets) or a spoonful of nasty gritty, bitter powder. It's tolerable in a large glass of juice though.

    16. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for most of us, 20 minutes a day isn't anywhere near sufficient. Since most geeks are well out of shape, you need to:
      A) change your diet considerably
      B) put in around an hour a day with some sort of activity, walking, running, cycling, etc.

      A little weight lifting now and then wouldn't hurt either. 20 minutes a day is a good amount for someone who's in shape, eats well, and just wants to maintain themselves, that is not a get-in-shape number.

    17. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by dclydew · · Score: 1

      It's so nice that we don't have to shout "Free Northshield" at feasts anymore... ;-)

      Lord Lewys ap Deykin,
      Shire of Tirnewydd
      Barony of the Middle Marches
      Midrealm

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    18. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm not as fit as I'd like, but I'm not in too bad a shape. I always tend to pack on extra pounds in the winter. Now that I can walk in the daylight after work, that will help.

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    19. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Twenty minutes a day is fine for getting in shape or improving your level of fitness, but you have to make sure that the intensity is high. Twenty minutes of hamstering on the treadmill isn't enough unless you are really cranking or really out of shape. Try Tabata sprints three times a week for a couple of weeks and you will see what I mean. As an alternative spend 20 minutes pushing a car back and forth across the parking lot or learn how to clean and jerk and do a couple of sets where you lift stuff from the ground to up over your head.

      The good news is that if you haven't been doing *anything* spending 20 minutes to jog/walk a mile or so will also get you started. You'll notice a difference in how you feel with just a few weeks.

      Sure cleaning up your diet at the same time will help, but its far better to make small manageable changes that become habits than to try and change your entire life from one week to the next and fail miserably. Anyone can exercise for 20 minutes, and it will definitely help. Once that becomes a habit then they can take the next step (assuming that's what they want).

    20. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Uh, it's normally off topic, but I gotta respond to that. I've been playing around in SCA for almost thirty years. Believe me, duck tape wrapped rattan holds not a candle to the real thing. I know, because I've worked with stell weapons for over forty. SCA rules forbid using them, so you ain't gettin' training in actual combat arts there. Both are great and hysterical excercise.

    21. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      The dietician I'm seeing would disagree with you. For those of us in a sedentary lifestyle you need more activity then 20 minutes 3 times a week. If you don't have an active lifestyle, you need to work much harder to burn any appreciable amount of calories (Juice/Pop is a major contributor to weight and should pretty much be avoided, even though real fruit juice sounds healthy, the calories are unbelievable, since I've started seeing her I only drink water, skim milk, and artificially sweetend stuff like Crystal Light). Even if you're jogging for those 20 minutes, in a grand total of an hour a week you're only burning 630 calories (assumed an overweight geek at 220 lbs). Its going to take you 5 weeks to burn a single pound of fat if you aren't cutting calories through eating better. If you aren't changing your diet at all, you might not do anything but slow down your weight gain or simply bring it to a halt. On the other hand if you're doing something like an hour of low-impact areobics (Same weight) 5 days a week, and cutting 300-500 calories/day which is a standard food guide weight loss recommendation, while eating healthy around that, you can expect about 1.5 lbs of fat burned a week. To really put it in perspective, if you wanted to improve yourself over a 6 month period (about 26 weeks) you're looking at 5 lbs total fat loss in 6 months via the first method and about 40 lbs total fat loss in the second method. As an overweight geek, I can tell you which one I'm much more interested in. Does it require a little more discipline? Yeah, but the pay-off is huge. My doctor has told me that liver failure caused by being overweight is one of the new highest causes of liver failure. If you don't actually need to lose weight, then you don't have to worry so much about cutting the calories, but I would still submit that that amount of activity isn't enough for someone who is sedentary for the rest of their day. Very few geeks I know who are sedentary don't need to lose weight (other than the freakishly thin ones who never seem to gain weight)

    22. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by gid · · Score: 1

      I just started working out a little over a year go, and I'm in the best shape of my life at 30 years old. My cousin with the urging of my wife got me into it, I now work out (mostly weight lifting) with him ideally 4 times a week at his house. Lately it's been more like 2-3 times a week, but I'm working on that.

      We do supersets, so there's a fair amount of cardio involved as well, so we get the best of both worlds. I lost maybe 10-15 pounds in the first couple of months without really thinking that I would. It's now probably forever a part of my life. I love it. It get to relax and think about my day, while feeling that I'm accomplishing something.

      The hardest part was getting started and in a routine. I think what motivated me was that no one expected me to stick with it, not even myself, so I felt I had something to prove. It's easy to just quit, in the end, Nike's slogan says it all, just do it. No questions, if ands, or buts, just do it.

      The worst part now is that I wish I would have started when I was 16 or so--oh well. It's never too late.

    23. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by metlin · · Score: 1

      It's all those mountains! :-)

      I used to work at Los Alamos with some folks from Colorado (and one of them was from Mech in Mines.edu in fact), and we all used to go rock climbing and hiking the fourteeners ever so often.

      I'm quite fit and in shape, but those guys made me look slow. I guess that's what you get for spending time around such splendid mountains.

      God, I miss that part of the country.

    24. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I've lost thirty pounds myself, and I've come to the conclusion that there are a lot of ways to lose weight. I've tried quite a few of them including dieting and low intensity aerobics like jogging. I don't disagree, for example, with anything you've said. Jogging 20 minutes a day will not help you to lose a signficant amount of fat. Heck, jogging 20 minutes 4 times a week was precisely how I started my excercise journey and I didn't really lose any weight at all in nearly a year of workouts (although I did stop gaining weight).

      However, there is a huge difference between 20 minutes of jogging and twenty minutes of pushing a car across a parking lot. Not only are you burning a lot more calories pushing the car, but you are forcing your body to create muscle which is metabolically active all day long. For whatever reason when people think of "exercise" they immediately assume that you mean low intensity cardio workouts, but that's not the only game in town. I would submit that 20 minutes a day is *plenty* if you do the right things for twenty minutes. For example, if you want to run try four minutes of Tabata sprints (20 second maximal sprints followed by 10 seconds rest repeated 8 times). Even with a five minute warmup that's a workout that is very effective in well under 20 minutes, and that has been proven to increase your resting metabolic rate well above what you'd get from low intensity cardio. Another good example is Olympic clean and jerks. Moving 150 pounds from the floor to over your head burns a ridiculous amount of calories. Trying to get as many reps in 20 minutes as possible is a great workout that only requires 20 minutes. Of course, the first time you try this you probably won't be able to lift your hands over your head for a few days, but that'll give you plenty of time for sprints.

      Do enough of this type of stuff and you'll soon find that the real problem is getting enough food to eat so that you can continue to progress.

    25. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by DamnedNice · · Score: 1

      I was in the military (Well, sort of - Air Force), and ran two miles a week (One 2-mile run). Additionally, about 50 pushups and 75 sit-ups. Only because if I didn't, they'd put me in jail. It sucked then, and I wouldn't even consider it now. A simple cost-benefit analysis shows that the costs outweigh the benefits: I'd rather lie in bed for two hours thinking and trying to sleep than exercise and suffer for 20 minutes.

      Of course, I also know several geeks who look down upon working out and being fit as "beneath them" and if you prefer rock-climbing over playing WoW, well, you aren't really a geek - didn't you know?

      Yeah, I'll agree with that. I would argue that to be a geek, you must fully embrace the geek lifestyle. Otherwise, you're just a person who knows alot about computers (or math, or whatever type of geek you are). Being fit isn't really so much "beneath" us so much as unnecessary and unpleasant.

      Good health makes you feel better in every way - regular work out sessions and good food (and oh, cut down on that caffeine and sugar) makes you feel a lot better and a lot more awake than 4 doubleshot espressos would.

      While I was in the Air Force, I was very much in good shape. I worked out reguarly (The two mile run and pushups and sit-ups once a week, plus a physically intensive Aircraft Mechanic job), and ate good food (Only because it was free and the tasty food cost money). I continued this habit for years against my will due to one single stress point: The UCMJ. Upon my discharge, I quickly reverted to my natural slime state and disspelled all notions of exercise and healthy food. I haven't eaten a vegitable in years (Exceptions can be made for Chinese (when combined with lots of meat)), I drink 9 to 12 cans of Mountain Dew a day, and I smoke 3 packs of full-flavor Menthols a day. The point I want to emphasize here is that I feel ten times better now than I did when I was physically fit.

      Then again, of course, I'm still young (25) and naive.

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    26. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by eclectus · · Score: 1

      Likewise, I got into fencing in college, and have been doing now competitively for 15 years. I would highly recommend any martial sport/ martial art that works both the brain and the body. I have done SCA heavy fighting, SCA fencing, olympic fencing, as well as a couple of weaponless hand to hand combat styles, and I can say that fencing lends itself to geeks best of them. Fencing requires a comptetive spirit and analytical mind that can multitask between strategic analysis and tactical decision making and can take on another opponent of a like mindset in real time. Sound like anyone you know?

      It's also an incredibly safe sport. I read an article in a sports mag years ago (sorry, can't remember which one) that rated sports based on injury frequency, and fencing was right next to golf. I can say that the worst injury I have had in 15 years was a slight case of tendonitis that was caused by me lunging wrong. It's also a sport that can be done at a competitive level for most of your life. Three of the better fencers in our club are in they're 50's, and I've been beaten in tournaments by guys in they're 60's. In 1996, there was a 55 year old woman on the US Olympic fencing team.

      If you're looking for a fun way to get in shape, it's hard to beat.

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    27. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by dclydew · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree that the rattan combat isn't a true form of period martial arts of any sort, I would argue that it could easily be considered a contemporary martial art.

      Now, the Sidesword experiment (and the new Cut & Thrust rules for fencing) coupled with my 42" Bated Del Tin on a 1586 replica hilt, lends itself quite nicely to the real thing ;-)

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    28. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by master_p · · Score: 1

      And when you become MORE intelligent, you suddently realise that you spend too much time in boring exercising, whereas you could be writing the latest open source app and be famous...

    29. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by Kombat · · Score: 1
      How about 20 minutes at lunch three times a week

      The problem is, it's not just 20 minutes. If I were to do a 20 minute run, it goes something like this:


      •    
      • Get changed, stretch a little, walk a few minutes to get the blood flowing (5 minutes)
           
      • Run (20 minutes)
           
      • Cool down, stretch (10 minutes)
           
      • Shower, get dressed (15 minutes)


      Those are very conservative time estimates, and that's still 50 minutes for a 20 minute run. And 20 minutes doesn't buy you much in terms of exercise. If I'm out there running anyway, I might as well do a full 30 minutes, bringing the total commitment to an hour. Plus, I still have to actually eat my lunch during my lunch hour, so there's another 15 minutes minimum, and my 30 minute lunch hour has stretched out to an hour and fifteen minutes.

      Yes, it can be done, and I do my best to exercise regularly, but it's not as simple as many like to make it out to be. There's a reason so few people exercise: it's hard.
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    30. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

      Whoa, I just noticed you can't spell whoa!

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    31. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by metlin · · Score: 1

      A simple cost-benefit analysis shows that the costs outweigh the benefits: I'd rather lie in bed for two hours thinking and trying to sleep than exercise and suffer for 20 minutes.

      Really? Funny, I've always felt that spending too much time in bed and not eating healthy and not exercising made me feel like a sloth and a slob.

      On the other hand, spending 30 minutes a day to work out and do some exercise helps me sleep better and more than makes up for the 30 minutes of sleep that I'd be missing out on.

      Yeah, I'll agree with that. I would argue that to be a geek, you must fully embrace the geek lifestyle.

      Umm, you mean complete and utter disregard for your health, gain 40lb in two months and be socially awkward, suffering from social isolation and loneliness while I spend all my time on IM?

      Otherwise, you're just a person who knows alot about computers (or math, or whatever type of geek you are). Being fit isn't really so much "beneath" us so much as unnecessary and unpleasant.

      See, you're missing the point of being a geek - the point of being a geek is not what else you do, it's how much you like the things you do. You can be a geek of physics, of math, of technology, of art, of music, of astronomy - so, why not a geek of working out, too?

      Just because I'm smart and am good at technology does not necessarily preclude my being good at other things like sports and physical activities.

      Ever strike you that some of us may not necessarily find it unpleasant or unnecessary, and may actually enjoy it?

      Upon my discharge, I quickly reverted to my natural slime state and disspelled all notions of exercise and healthy food. I haven't eaten a vegitable in years (Exceptions can be made for Chinese (when combined with lots of meat)), I drink 9 to 12 cans of Mountain Dew a day, and I smoke 3 packs of full-flavor Menthols a day. The point I want to emphasize here is that I feel ten times better now than I did when I was physically fit.

      I feel sad for you.

      Oh, when I was in grad school, I had my moments of utter disregard for things I ate and did. But guess what? Being a vegetarian, staying away from soda and caffeine (well, I do treat myself to one Cappucino on most days, two if I really need it, which is very occasionally), smoking and drinking only on social occasions (maybe a couple of times a month, at most) and working out 5 days a week has made me much better.

      I do better, work better, think better and *feel* better - and healthy.

      If I do not work out for a week, I do not sleep as well. Too much caffeine does the same thing, and my productivity hits rock bottom. On the other hand, getting a good night's sleep and rising early and going for a jog before I shower and go to work just makes my day that much better. And at nights, coming back from a workout, taking a shower and just falling asleep after doing some reading makes me have a good night's sleep.

      Am I a geek? Oh yes, I've degrees in EE CS and Physics (well, am still working on the last one), have worked at places like the Los Alamos National Labs, built my first Tesla Coil in eighth grade, own over a thousand sci-fi and fantasy books, love anime (and even frequent Dragon*Con every year) and most definitely love technology. I'm even had advisory role in several standards committees and have enough and more publications in everything from DSP, AI and Robotics to Archaeology.

      But I also climb mountains, do adventure sports, play soccer and have climbed some of the more challenging mountains in the US. Incidentally, I also happen to work out and be in good shape - and oh, sadly, I'm not particularly socially deficient, and even have a social life and a girlfriend.

      I just do not think being a geek and doing the latter things I mentioned are mutually exclusive - if anything, it adds balance and color to your life.

      And oh, I'm 25, too.

    32. Re:getting excercise is not that tough.... by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

      Your .sig, dude.

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  10. Whatever. by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guy is a quack.
    I'm sorry, but putting up an excuse for not being physically active because your brain can't deal with only handling a single task is specious at best.
    There are plenty of us programmers, geeks, and nerds who still engage in sports and athletic activities. I have my degree in Computer Science from the U of A, graduated with a > 3.5 GPA, work as a software engineer, and yet I still play soccer, go to the gym, mountain bike, snowboard and can run a mile no sweat.
    Just cause this guy can't is no reason to stereotype the rest of us.

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    1. Re:Whatever. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the ol' "Article is flawed because of $ANECDOTAL_EVIDENCE!" post, a true staple of Slashdot!

    2. Re:Whatever. by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article is not flawed. Just that line of logic. And, no it's not flawed due to my anecdotal evidence. It's actually specious logic.

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    3. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear. I work 8 to 10 hour days as a system admin, and yet i also do a 5 kilometre jog on a treadmill everday, and weight-train 3 times per week.

      I call bullshit on that article.

    4. Re:Whatever. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of clinical evidence that shows that getting in shape can require 20 minutes a day (or less). Don't even try tell me that you can't cough up 20 minutes a day for an activity is likely to increase both the length and quality of your life. Heck, you can make serious improvement with 4 minutes of Tabata Intervals a few times a week. That's a 20 second maximal sprint followed by 10 seconds rest repeated 8 times. Of course, it will probably take at least a half hour to recover from this workout the first time you do it :).

      There are plenty of geeks that exercise.

    5. Re:Whatever. by bloodredsun · · Score: 1

      I'm with you

      At the last place I worked at, the my team looked more like bouncers than developers. We had a physical training instructor, two international sportsmen, a semi-professional motorcycle racer and an ex-gymnast. Average weight of about 200 pounds and average body fat about 9-10%. That was obviously a little unusual but it certainly puts paid to the stereotype of skinny geeks.

      Disappointingly, the CTO was the archetypal nerd; arriving at 11am and working until early in the morning with the physique of a pipe cleaner and the complexion of unbaked dough - but boy could he code!

    6. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you missed the point, or rather the analogy. The single task issue was more related to "why geeks can't handle certain tasks" such as meetings. The exercise was the analogy. Just as you cannot go out and do physical tasks you are not conditioned to do, so too with mental tasks. Apparently reading comprehension is a task you are not well conditioned at doing if you could not seperate the analogy of exercise from the point about the differences between multitasking and focusing on single specific task. The comments made by the doctor made it rather clear he encouraged people to meeting with physical therapists or personal trainers to get exercise.

    7. Re:Whatever. by MudButt · · Score: 1

      Just cause this guy can't is no reason to stereotype the rest of us.

      How do you know that you just don't fit the sterotype? I know a few programmers with similar lifestyles as yours... But I know A LOT of programmers (myself included) who match the sterotype... Hence, sterotype...

    8. Re:Whatever. by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe you missed the point, or rather the analogy. The single task issue was more related to "why geeks can't handle certain tasks" such as meetings. The exercise was the analogy. Just as you cannot go out and do physical tasks you are not conditioned to do, so too with mental tasks. Apparently reading comprehension is a task you are not well conditioned at doing if you could not seperate the analogy of exercise from the point about the differences between multitasking and focusing on single specific task. The comments made by the doctor made it rather clear he encouraged people to meeting with physical therapists or personal trainers to get exercise.

      I actually just like to take out my Jump to Conclusions Mat (patent pending) every once and awhile. It's part of my physical fitness regimen.

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    9. Re:Whatever. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, but putting up an excuse for not being physically active because your brain can't deal with only handling a single task is specious at best.

      Not to mention which it's wrong. Coding, in my experience, requires the sort of single-minded focus that the article claims geeks don't have.

    10. Re:Whatever. by breaston · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, tiny bouncers:)

    11. Re:Whatever. by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      That's quite...ummmm...interesting. Why is a CTO coding?

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    12. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are plenty of us programmers, geeks, and nerds who still engage in sports and athletic activities. I have my degree in Computer Science from the U of A, graduated with a > 3.5 GPA, work as a software engineer, and yet I still play soccer, go to the gym, mountain bike, snowboard and can run a mile no sweat.


      Firstly, graduating with a decent GPA from the U of A (I'm assuming University of Arizona) isn't that big of a deal depending upon your class sequencing as they've pretty much lobotomized the CS program... though it is still possible to get a good education there if you've taken the "hard stuff". Secondly, I know many geeks who have near wizard-like skill and they performed poorly in school. Thirdly, if you actually take the time to do the activies you've enumerated above then you're highly unlikely to qualify as "geek" in many circles as you're not spending enough time behind the keyboard.

      Bottom line is that you're probably not a geek but a well adjusted professional engineer with a life. That is nothing to be ashamed of.
    13. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, which U of A did you go to?

    14. Re:Whatever. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny
      arriving at 11am and working until early in the morning with the physique of a pipe cleaner and the complexion of unbaked dough - but boy could he code!

      A bit offtopic, but that line has all the makings of a hilarious country song ;-)

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    15. Re:Whatever. by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

      Firstly, graduating with a decent GPA from the U of A (I'm assuming University of Arizona) isn't that big of a deal depending upon your class sequencing as they've pretty much lobotomized the CS program...

      Yes, I know... that's sad. I graduated in 1998, when we still learned on UNIX machines programming C and C++. It was actually a really good (and hard) program back then... shortly thereafter (the next year or two), they changed everything to Java (which isn't good when you're trying to teach about memory and pointers) and WinNT. Not sure what they're doing now, but I know that it's gone downhill.

      Thirdly, if you actually take the time to do the activies you've enumerated above then you're highly unlikely to qualify as "geek" in many circles as you're not spending enough time behind the keyboard.

      Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'm just not as much of a geek as I thought. Why won't everyone stop calling me that, then? :)

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    16. Re:Whatever. by Orinthe · · Score: 1

      Since we're offering anecdotal evidence, I'll give my two cents:

      I'm a reasonably in-shape guy, programmer finishing up my degree in CS in June, going on to who knows what after that (I have a lot of options). I bike every day to get from once place to another, can run a mile easily, sure, love to ski, play DDR, and I'm up for a game of tennis or soccer (I'm terrible, though!)... but I almost never work out or go for extended jogs.

      The reason is precisely as the summary (no, I didn't RTFA) says: I can't stand to concentrate on one thing at once. When I'm at the gym (yes, I do go when I can), I at LEAST have to listen to music, and even then I am constantly annoyed by the fact that it is taking a long time to "accomplish" my task (getting exercise)--time that is wasted because I can't get anything else done during it.

      I spend most of my day, even in class, on my computer, doing at least several things at once--listening to a lecture, programming, reading, chatting, working, planning, etc. When that is all pared down to one single task, I find it VERY difficult to concentrate; I keep getting distracted by the fact that I'm ONLY doing one thing, when I feel I could be doing 4 or 5.

      Now, what both of us have proven is that being a geek doesn't mean you HAVE to be terribly out of shape... but as an explanation for the (stereo)typical geeky aversion to dedicated physical activity, well, I say it's spot-on.

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    17. Re:Whatever. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree that I seriously doubt that anyone can't run a mile because of not being able to concentrate on one thing. Much more likely it's the diet of pop and habit of not moving more than necessary.

    18. Re:Whatever. by bloodredsun · · Score: 1

      Oops, apologies.. here's that last bit again for the "hard of thinking"...

      <joke>but boy could he code!</joke>

    19. Re:Whatever. by middlemen · · Score: 1

      because everyone else was a jock :)

    20. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, obviously because he hired a bunch of jocks and meatheads who can't.

    21. Re:Whatever. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Hehe...sorry, this just hit me. I'd say quality of life is a better reason to stay healthy than longevity, especially since 20 minutes a day, figuring an average 70 year life span, equates to devoting almost exactly one year of your life to exercise.

      I just thought of this after remembering some claim I read that the average American woman spends over 2 years of her life (~45 min/day) in front of a mirror.

      And it would be a really bad idea to do that Tabata thingy without first warming up and stretching.

    22. Re:Whatever. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      The warmup I will grant you. The stretching, believe it or not, is controversial. There's acually quite a bit of evidence that shows stretching before exercise is detrimental. Stretch afterward if necessary. Or, better yet, consider exercises that involve moving through a wide range of motion. For legs I would suggest Overhead squats. You don't need to use much weight (heck, a broomstick works great for starting).

      By the way, if you haven't tried Tabata intervals the suggestion is actually a bit of a trap. Tabata intervals are ridiculously effective, and tremendously time dense, but they aren't very much fun. They hurt too much. I tend to bring them up when someone suggests that they don't have enough time to exercise. Tabata intervals are a good way to demonstrate that it isn't that they don't have enough time but rather that they don't have enough desire. That's a different subject altogether.

      Once you make exercise a regular habit it becomes hard to imagine your life without it, but there's no question that making exercise a habit can be difficult. My advice, start small.

    23. Re:Whatever. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Wow, tiny bouncers:)

      Not really. 200 lbs of muscle with good control beats a 250lb gorilla any day of the week.

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    24. Re:Whatever. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      The single task issue was more related to "why geeks can't handle certain tasks" such as meetings.

      Why is a meeting considered to be single task?

      It's clearly multitask:

      • Thinking about how you spent last evening
      • Thinking about how you will spend next evening
      • Designing the code you'll write after the meeting
      • Keeping track of the buzzwords on the bingo board
      • ...
      • ... and if some brain cycles are left, actually listen to what is being said.
  11. Surgeon General's Warning by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot effect can be hazardous to your webserver. Nursing or pregnant women should avoid the slashdot effect at all costs.

    1. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 1

      "Nursing or pregnant women should avoid the slashdot effect at all costs"

      You must be new around here. The odds of a woman reading Slashdot is only about 1 in 100 as it is, but the odds that they've had sex too is even slimmer.
      Unless you're referring to the "Slashdot effect" as the effect a geek has on a woman, and in that case there's almost a 0% chance they'd end up nursing or pregnant from said geek.

    2. Re:Surgeon General's Warning by Redwin · · Score: 1

      Slashdot effect can be hazardous to your webserver. Nursing or pregnant women should avoid the slashdot effect at all costs.

      Having thousands of geeks making requests to you every second, I would recommend all women avoid the slashdot effect at all costs ;-)

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  12. What about the benefits?? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it weren't for my intense geek lifestyle, I might never have gotten rid of that parasite I found myself host to, a terrifying creature which constantly drained my health and resources day and night.. but thanks to my intense multitasking focus and nerd powers, she eventually left me and moved back in with her folks.

    1. Re:What about the benefits?? by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, see, that was the problem. She was supposed to be draining something else.

    2. Re:What about the benefits?? by chr00t · · Score: 1

      HA! You got that right!!!

    3. Re:What about the benefits?? by ElAsturiano · · Score: 1

      SAME HERE!! right on. now I have to figure out wether to do dishes or let the roaches eat them clean. but at least I dont have to hear complaints about the mess...

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  13. No, geeks are lazy... by offput · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not healthy because I spend all my spare time staring at a monitor reading /. and watching movies/tv shows. If I really wanted to, I could dedicate some of my excess spare time to exercising (as athletic people already do). It's a matter of mindset; athletic people - even if they are tied up and forced to learn java - would still go out and play sports and be in good shape and geeks don't have the drive. We're lazy.

    1. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You really think if you tie up an athletic person for 12 hours a day learning java that they would have the same energy to exercise at the end of the day?

      Yes they would still exercise but I would bet the longer they are tied up the less exercise they will do until eventually they are doing none at all. I've seen this happen many times. It happened to me. I used to play soccer and basketball. Believe it or not it takes a lot of energy to devote yourself to any task. I have a lot of friends in med-school, they are busy studying. Yes they still get some exercise in but it is a lot less than they used to.

      Geeks are not lazy, they are willing to work as much as anyone else. I think you mean geeks don't have a lot of energy. You don't see too many people in IT blabbering away at 50,000 words a minute with enough energy to party it up for 4 days. Yes there are exceptions but, well, they are exceptions.
    2. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right at the cusp of realizing the difference between a geek and a dork.

    3. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by metlin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a matter of mindset; athletic people - even if they are tied up and forced to learn java - would still go out and play sports and be in good shape and geeks don't have the drive. We're lazy.

      Umm, what about athletic geeks?

      Some of us are geeks, but also love being in good shape - the two need not be mutually exclusive as you make it out to be, you know?

    4. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're right at the cusp of realizing the difference between a geek and a dork.

          Only a nerd would draw a distinction.

    5. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by blahtree · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you spend 12 hours doing one thing, you will feel wasted afterwords. The moral is to not do one thing for 12 hours straight. Your life will be better. Seriously.

    6. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are 100% correct. I am walking proof. I used to be a professional hockey player (no joke). Anyhow, I worked out for hours a day. When my hockey days were over (8 years ago) I became a geek. Over the past 8 years I have had less time due to my geek lifestyle. I now force myself to play hockey one night a week just to stay active during the winter. Exercising your mind is tiresome, just like exercising. I have packed on 30lbs and none of it is muscle.

    7. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      You're right at the cusp of realizing the difference between a geek and a dork. Only a nerd would draw a distinction.

      Thank You for Pointing it out like a true dweeb.

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    8. Re:No, geeks are lazy... by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more, but I know I just came off an extended project for the last 6 months where I was working 14-18 hours a day. The rest of the year things will be quiet and I'll have time to get back in shape.

  14. The Sun by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never considered it a lifestyle. It's more like playing dodgeball with the sun.

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    1. Re:The Sun by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Ah, a new sig. Thank you. Thank you very much.

    2. Re:The Sun by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Funny

      I should mention...I got a sunburn once, years ago. So I moved my computer away from the window.

  15. Getting better, we hope by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    There is a *lot* about the geeky lifestyle that is bad for us. LOTS of it.

    However, I do know quite a number of people (if you count IRC and forums, heh) that make a point to try to avoid some of pitfalls- exercise, proper diet, taking breaks from the computer/video game/etc.

    I don't think this is as bad as the 'classic' nerd stereotype of the 1970s and 1980s, but i'm sure we've all got room to improve.

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  16. I don't need to run. by celardore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why on Earth would I need to run miles?

    I buy my groceries online.

    1. Re:I don't need to run. by ballsanya · · Score: 1

      Why on Earth would I need to run miles? Because you can't run miles in space without a spacesuit...du ::ducks::

    2. Re:I don't need to run. by celardore · · Score: 1

      I guess I should make things (what I say) much more clear so not to be labelled off-topic....(by moderators)

      If I were to go and try to run a few miles this weekend, I would not be able to easily do so. [...] However, if you take one of the these college basketball athletes, any of them would be able to run miles without even breathing heavy.

      So, to summarise- I made a joke, stating that I did not need to run miles because I order my groceries online. Which is something

      ah fuck it nevermind.

  17. ride your bike to work by mattkime · · Score: 1

    Have a job programming? Ride your bike to work.

    Seriously, do people here feel they have to be out of shape and socially awkward to be good with technology?

    Then again, a couple of weeks ago I met a dancer (yes, female!) while carting home a laser printer from the street. Maybe its not fair to compare myself to other geeks.

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    1. Re:ride your bike to work by edlinger · · Score: 1
      Becoming a bike commuter is one of the easiest ways to slip some exercise into your daily routine.

      I live 5 miles from work, and while I could take the subway (NYC), I ride instead. No hassle of going to the gym and it works right into my day.

      Plenty of resources out there for commuting by bike...

      A good place to start: http://www.bikewhenever.com.nyud.net:8090/

    2. Re:ride your bike to work by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      The concept of riding a bicycle in the middle of NYC is the single most terrifying thought I've had today. Is it true that the best strategy to avoid getting hit by a car is to ride right in the middle of the lane, because you'll never encounter a NYC car in a lane?

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    3. Re:ride your bike to work by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I think it's fair to point out there's a difference between being fit and being socially ackward.

      They both are spawned from the same reasons usually, but they are different.

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    4. Re:ride your bike to work by jnd3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that works in the city, or any other place that's at least somewhat biker- or walker-friendly. But being stuck out in the 'burbs is a different story. I live about 2 miles from where I work (as a software engineering cubicle jockey). Roads around here are winding two-lane things with limited visibility. Shoulders are little more than a foot of grass before the ditch. Paths or sidewalks are nonexistent. Drivers (usually in the biggest SUVs currently available) are maniacs. Yeah, I could roll the dice every day and walk or bike to work, but the benefit just doesn't match the risk. I'll just stick with the safe exercise bike.

    5. Re:ride your bike to work by edlinger · · Score: 1

      I believe NYC has the largest number of working bicycle riders in the country, messengers, delivery guys , etc. It's all just a matter of being aware and taking the lane (and blocking traffic) when you need to. Same rights and obligations as any cager on the road, apart from the obvious benefits of riding a bike as opposed to driving around.

    6. Re:ride your bike to work by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that doesn't work so well here in Phoenix, in the summer its way too hot to bike anywhere unless you're leaving at 4am. Of course here a pool and a gym is always a few blocks away. All about motivation I guess, people that care about their health will take the necessary steps to maintain it.

    7. Re:ride your bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      biking sucks because 95% of drivers drive like cracked-out psychos, at least here in Maryland, 98% of the country still doesn't have a bike lane.

      Anytime you have a bunch of moron's piloting 2000 lb chunks of steel and plastic around you, trying to kill you, it's pretty much suicidal to ride with them on your bicycle (or motorcycle).

      Everyone I know that has tried it, and done it for any length of time, regretted it, some paid dearly.

      It's just as slow as driving, since you need to follow the traffic rules or have no recourse if you get hurt. It has no exercise benefits since in a city you are stopping and going every 1.5 minutes or so. You need 20 minutes of steady work to get any cardio benefit.

      You aren't allowed to ride on the sidewalk, can't go between cars or risk getting doored or worse.

      I fail to see how riding a bike to work has any benefit at all beyond increasing your daily exposure to a quick death or hospital visit.

      -AC

    8. Re:ride your bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, a couple of weeks ago I met a dancer (yes, female!)...

      This statement alone puts you right in the middle of the geek crowd. I bet you grunted under the strain and she said hi (maybe not to you, but geeks want so much for a girl to say something to them they frequently "intercept" greetings). This event was so life-altering that you felt the need to mention it on -- where else? -- Slashdot. Spare us the fantasy reply of how you banged her; it's okay, we can type with one hand too.

    9. Re:ride your bike to work by mongus · · Score: 1

      Biking is really a great way to get/stay in shape. Much easier on the body than running.

      I used to ride a 26 mile round trip commute pretty much every day and was shedding pounds quickly. The new job takes a little more commitment on a bike - 70 miles round trip. I've biked in to the office twice. Tomorrow's my first round trip. Wish me luck!

      BTW, May 20 we're going rim to rim to rim at the Grand Canyon if anyone wants to come along. :)

    10. Re:ride your bike to work by DeathElk · · Score: 1
      Granted, there are some maniacs who truly believe they own the road once caged inside their metal hulks, but they ARE the exception.

      I had been a cycle commuter in one of the least cycle friendly cities for over five years, on a twenty kilometer commute, and never had an accident involving a motorised vehicle.

      > It has no exercise benefits since in a city you are stopping and going every 1.5 minutes or so. You need 20 minutes of steady work to get any cardio benefit.

      Utter, utter, UTTER crap. You obviously don't ride. My heart rate will stay at 75 - 80% MHR during a 40 minute commute, no matter how many stop/starts.

      FOR EACH PERSON WHO CYCLES TO WORK INSTEAD OF DRIVING, THAT IS ONE LESS CAR ON THE ROAD.

    11. Re:ride your bike to work by DeathElk · · Score: 1
      I've noticed a few comments stating one must be suicidal to cycle commute to work.

      This is pure FUD from people who probably have no inclination to ride a bicycle. I did a daily 40K round trip commute for five years. I picked a route that avoided main arterial roads, rode to the road/traffic conditions and always made eye contact with motorists and never had a single accident involving a car. I also got to work about five minutes quicker than driving.

      Now I live in the country, and drive a 140K round trip most days - boy do I miss the daily workout! It's doable on a bike, but I just don't have the time (140K = approx 4.6 hours @ 30KPH).

      I'd encourage anyone who lives a reasonable distance from work to give it a try. Plan your route first - ride it on the weekend before your first commute. Make a mental note of poor sections of road, bad intersections and tricky exits or closing lanes. Take water and a change of clothes in your backpack. Be patient on the road. After the first couple of attempts, you will be physically tired, but you will be fitter, with a higher lung capacity, (oh so) slightly lower body fat, and you'll feel great!

  18. I think most geeks would be amazed by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With proper coaching that the coordination would eventually come.

    The geek environment seems to value intellectual achievement so highly, that when someone's physical ability shows promising traits, its almost as if we don't recognize that ability and move along.

    Jim http://www.runfatboy.net/ -- Exercise for the rest of us.

  19. Right by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    After all, geeks sleep in meetings.

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    1. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Masterbation!!!!!

  20. This is insulting by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, I consider myself a tech enthusiast and know my way around most things electronic (and mechanical) pretty well. I would not be posting here if I wasn't.

    But to make a blanket statement that people who are techies have poor health habits is absurd. I go run, ride the bike, and go lift very often- I have at least 40 minutes of hard physical activity a day. I ran a half-marathon in under an hour and a half and put up 235 pounds on the bench for anybody who doubts me. I also rarely eat fast food. I bet I can out-run and out-lift whatever journalist wrote that crap, as well as be able to keep my computer rid of Viagra pop-up ads.

    This kind of crap sickens me like it should sicken 95% of the other tech people who are not in any worse of shape than the average non-techie desk jockies and couch potatoes.

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    1. Re:This is insulting by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I ran a half-marathon in under an hour and a half and put up 235 pounds on the bench for anybody who doubts me."

      I agree with your post, that there are plenty of techies who don't fit the geek stereotype, yourself included. But the people who doubt you probably won't be convinced by claims of athletic prowess :)

      But those of us geeks who exercise regularly, maintain healthy relationships with our significant others and families, enjoy sports, eat well... maybe we're not true geeks. "Tech enthusiast" is a better label for us, and it's the one you used in your post.

      Somehow, though, "News for Tech Enthusiasts/Stuff that Matters to Part of Your Lifestyle" just doesn't sound so great.

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    2. Re:This is insulting by panaceaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I ran a half-marathon in under an hour and a half and put up 235 pounds on the bench for anybody who doubts me.

      I doubt you. Now go run a half-marathon, fatty.

    3. Re:This is insulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you were busying congratulating yourself on your hobbies, I noticed you presumed that the audience of the site would change simply because you've decided to use a new label for yourself.

      Most people wouldn't know what eating well actually means. This is in part because we don't know for certain what that means as a species, but even more so that people typically lack anything but the most rudimentary knowledge of biochemistry, and little more than platitudes for what it means to eat well. Slashbots have the often-amusing tendency to presume that their IT jobs signify intelligence, and so take for granted that they know everything even if they don't personally opt to live a certain lifestyle. Most people, across all strata, eat somewhat to excessively poorly. They typically consume overcooked vegetables, low-quality cuts of fatty meats raised with absurd levels of antibiotics, substandard farmed fish or shellfish contaminated with unhealthy levels of heavy metals, they eat overheated oils, consume excessive caffeinated beverages, eat too many processed sugars, and stuff their pie-holes with the occasional processed snackfood. So we label people that eat "well" along with the other requirements as "tech enthusiasts" and most of the people that participate in this forum would fail to be members of this group merely on this point alone. Nevermind that most of the people here that have an interest in technology have little more expertise than some shmuck from DeVry.

    4. Re:This is insulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the stereotype is typical. Look at photos from any *Con event. However, there are exceptions as with anything. I placed 3rd in a bodybuilding contest and I keep in good shape, especially in the summer since I like to run outside. I'm at a computer 8 or more hours a day, but I always make time for fitness. Your priorities will show.

      -Randall

    5. Re:This is insulting by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I didn't make any presumptions at all, sorry if YOU did when you read my post. I was making a point about the different types of people who use slashdot, and the fact that the 'geek' label that some people apply to themselves may or may not fit, depending on the person and the definition.

      The fact of the matter is, many people who consider themselves to be a geek or nerd would not be considered a geek or a nerd by others. It's a badge of pride, but it just doesn't apply to everyone who thinks they are a geek.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    6. Re:This is insulting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I'm a total geek who gets fairly regular sex and shoots competitive practical pistol. I can probably outshoot 95% of the geeks in the world and that makes me an exception. As far as geeks go, you and I are pretty extraordinary. Don't get insulted by this guy, just lean back and smile and recognize how much you rock.

    7. Re:This is insulting by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Doubt me if you want to, but you'd be wrong. Have you ever run an half-marathon?

      --
      Just "gittin-r-done," day after day.
    8. Re:This is insulting by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      While i cannot yet bench that much I do enjoy long runs, weightlifting, hockey, and just about any other sport. I don't train as heavy as i used to for hockey now that i'm engineering student, but i do train to stay healthy, happy, and for fun. Don't eat fast food either unless i have to.

      I totally agree with you about how people in general are disgustingly unhealthy. There are "10" kinds of people in this world, those who live a healthy lifestyle and those who will have heart disease and other serious issues.

      --

      ----
      Go canucks, habs, and sens!
    9. Re:This is insulting by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, I consider myself a tech enthusiast and know my way around most things electronic (and mechanical) pretty well. I would not be posting here if I wasn't. But to make a blanket statement that people who are techies have poor health habits is absurd.
      And the funny thing is, for all the people here who seem to be up in arms about the article, nowhere does the author make that statement. All he says is that, in his practice, he sees recurrent themes of health problems that can be attributed to behaviors, behaviors which he thinks of as being part of "the geek lifestyle" based on his own personal experience.

      Said health problems can be summed up so:

      1. People who have poor sleep habits have trouble sleeping.
      2. Environmental issues in the office can cause headaches, as can undiagnosed eyesight problems.
      3. Poor attention to ergonomics can also cause back pain.
      4. A work environment that encourages "multitasking" and constant interruptions can lead to mental fatigue and difficulty concentrating.

      Nowhere does he say anything about couch potatoes, sedentary lifestyles, eating Cheez Doodles and drinking Mountain Dew, or any of the other things that people assume he's talking about because, as usual, they have not RTFA.

      --
      Breakfast served all day!
    10. Re:This is insulting by ecolossal · · Score: 1

      You sound like quite the exception-- your half-marathon time places you in elite athlete territory...

      http://www.iaaf.org/news/Kind=2/newsId=33157.html

    11. Re:This is insulting by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I think he was probably joking. Fatty.

    12. Re:This is insulting by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      I've competed in the Charlottesville 10-miler before, but I've never run 13 miles straight. But my basic joke was that you said you'd run half a marathon if anyone doubted you. Now that I've doubted you, start running!! Now!

  21. Was there something about attention span? by ehlertjd · · Score: 1

    The article was TLDR.

  22. The worst health problem of all.... by Kaptain_Korolev · · Score: 2, Funny

    Becoming forgetful and posting dupe articles to /.

  23. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At one time I used to think other ppl who couldn't concentrate for 12 hrs a day were just dumb, until I learned that there are different types of intelligences (for example, athletic intelligence) that are not easily measured by our current (inadequate) objective tests. It's not that the basketball player *can't* learn Java for 12 hours a day (or in my case, do Java programming for 9-10 hours a day), but that he simply has not the willpower nor the mental disciplne. When I first started my job as a programmer, I used to get really spacey about 4 pm - my brain simply couldn't handle stuff anymore. After 6 years of professional experiece though, I can work until 10 pm, sometime midnight with no problem. I have taught myself the mental discipline necessary to make me successful in what I do. I even skip lunch many days. Not that I am bragging, but that kind of mental discipline took years to achieve. Likewise, it would likely take me years to achieve the level of physical (and other types of mental) discipline that a basketball player has (not to mention that I am waaay too short!).

  24. I must have paranormal skills by s0l3d4d · · Score: 1

    Poor sleep to lack of attention span? I must have some paranormal skills for having sensed this being common among nerds before this article was posted to /..

  25. Balance, it's all about Balance by rueger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Several years ago I finally figured out a few things.

    If I do one thing at a time it gets done faster, and with better results than if I try to multitask.

    If I get out for exercize - any exercize - a couple of times a week I feel better and can work more productively.

    If I limit work to something like 9-5 (well, actually 10-4) I get more done, with better results.

    If I have interests outside work like art, or film, or reading, or just hiking in the woods, my work improves.

    Despite the Wal-Martization of work in North America, it remains true that a healthy, balanced lifestyle allows you to work faster and more productively.

    Yes, the less that I work, the more that I am able to do.

    1. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by BigZaphod · · Score: 2, Informative

      "exercize" - I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a problem spelling that damn word... (it's "exercise", btw) :-)

      Anyway, I ran across this article about procrastination yesterday which I think sort of relates to what you're saying. You don't seem to suffer from the problem, but I'm posting the link here since someone looking for help and reading what you wrote may also find it insightful.

    2. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by bahwi · · Score: 1

      Agreed, I never knew how out of shape I was until my metabolism started slowing down. Now I work out regularly(regularly enough), I see a trainer 1x/week, I have strange problems that shouldn't exist that keep popping up(blood vessel in one of my shoulders is off and my arm goes numb if in the wrong position for too long, my knees aren't aligned properly) that we're working through and past. I'm healthier, more energetic, my sleep is better, even if it's only a few hours because of Oblivion or DDO. You can do it. Your brain doesn't matter, it learns and adjusts. I exercise while thinking about other things, or fast paced music on my ipod helps drown it all out.

      But, leave it to a geek to write up a reason rather than getting out there and running those few miles. Here's a hint, your brain plays a huge part of it, 99%. But you have to train to get there. You take a future college basketball player, someone who has never run in his life, and he can't go more than a mile or two without breathing heavy and having to stop. It's just that he keeps doing it is why he learns to run multiple miles no problem. There's no quick shortcut, you can't write a regular expression to get out of it.

      And, just to be helpful, 8 week program for beginning runners works very well.

    3. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by Suidae · · Score: 1

      I ran across this article about procrastination [calpoly.edu] yesterday which I think sort of relates to what you're saying. You don't seem to suffer from the problem, but I'm posting the link here since someone looking for help and reading what you wrote may also find it insightful.

      Thanks, I'm a terrible procrastinator. I'm busy right now, so I'll read that later.

    4. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by BigZaphod · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks, I'm a terrible procrastinator. I'm busy right now, so I'll read that later.

      Look at it this way... if you read the article immediately, you can put off what you're doing right now! It's a win-win.

    5. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by NeuroMath · · Score: 1
      Yes, the less that I work, the more that I am able to do.

      Then why the devil am I working for more than an hour a day?

    6. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by HardCase · · Score: 1

      But, leave it to a geek to write up a reason rather than getting out there and running those few miles.

      Amen. Breaking out my broad brush, it looks to me like there are no big differences between geeks and everybody else when it comes to rationalizing reasons for why they can't do something very well.

      Today we can't "single task". Yesterday we were dyslexic. The day before we had ADHD. God knows what we'll be tomorrow. I guess that geeks are no different than anybody else when it comes to problems looking for blame.

      Funny thing, last year around this time, I couldn't make it from the parking lot to my desk without breathing hard. Now I run or bike a few miles every day. The problem isn't being forced to not multitask - we used to have a perfectly good word for the situation. It's called boredom. Exercise is boring! In my case, though, the choice was be bored a half hour a day or be dead. Seemed like an easy choice.

      -h-

    7. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, balance. My favorite word (no, really).

      If I do one thing at a time it gets done faster, and with better results than if I try to multitask.

      This is quite true. Multiple studies have shown that every context switch takes you 15 to 60 minutes to return to full productivity (depending on the focus required for the task), with a complete loss of about 50% of that time.

      Most geeks who think they're great at multi-tasking should try focusing deeply on one problem some time. Their productivity would skyrocket.

      If I limit work to something like 9-5 (well, actually 10-4) I get more done, with better results.

      I prefer to limit any day to 10 hours and any week to 45 hours (in the office). Some people who've heard me advocate that think I'm a slacker, but I'm getting a lot more done than when I have pushed myself towards burnout and I always get more done than others in the office.

      The fact that management doesn't get this in most companies just reinforces my utter contempt for most of the MBA's and suits who I see acting quite superior and self-important...

      Regards,
      Ross

    8. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by RickyRicardo · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for posting that article. It's exactly what i needed to read. I'm a *horrible* procrastinator. Hopefully some of those tips will help me out.

    9. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by e7 · · Score: 1
      If I do one thing at a time it gets done faster, and with better results than if I try to multitask.

      Right. You have to take the context switching into account when you multitask. Managers don't understand that this is a very expensive operation with conventional wetware. Not to mention that we usually don't get a chance to save state properly, which means we have to "repair" the saved state when resuming the task.

      Managers who don't understand this should be forced to watch Powerpoints on the design of multitasking computer systems.

      --
      Corollary to Moore's Law: The IQ of new computer owners is declining.
    10. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by nonsequitor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that article, I just made it my homepage on my web browser.

      Its pretty funny the timing on this article, since I've been struggling with a few of these problems, after having only worked as a programmer for a few years now. I've been really focusing on pinpointing small changes I can make to live a healthier and happier existence.

      The first change I made after I graduated college a few years back, I kicked my Mountain Dew habit and switched to Diet Coke, its still soda, but at least its not rotting my teeth and raising my blood sugar to levels which would make me at high risk for adult onset diabetes.

      The next change I've been making is to actually cook food and snack on fruit rather than eat fast food and junk food. Its difficult when you work 12 hour days, but I find it relaxing to go from a very precise environment to one with a much greater tolerance for error, a more right brain rather than left brain activity.

      What I'm still trying to figure out is how to stabilize my sleep schedule. Its like I have no circadian rhythym. I find myself up until 4 am some nights on work nights when I know I should be going to sleep at 11pm, but for some reason I can never manage to make it to bed on time. This is a serious problem, at the beginning of a week, Sunday night, I can get to bed by 11am and be at work by 8am. By Weds, I find myself up until 3 am and getting to work just before 11am. This makes the time at night I actually do sleep vary tremendously over the course of the week.

      I think it may tie in with procrastination, which is why I'm grateful you posted that link. I'm usually an upbeat sort of guy, but when my sleep pattern and my work habits get out of control to the point where it effects my job security I find myself getting depressed, calling myself lazy and worthless, etc... Of course, being depressed takes away all my energy which makes it hard to sleep on a normal schedule. Until reading that article, I thought it may be attributed to a media addiction, since I most often find myself watching television, playing video games, or just chatting with people on IM. The main thing I took away from that article is that I have been reinforcing these negative habits for a long time, longer than I've been smoking, and it will probably take just as long to break them. I'd been considering some pretty drastic measures, unfortunately, being a programmer, I can't put my computer in a closet or disconnect it from the internet since I need both those things to do my job. So seeing that article every time I open my web browser will hopefully help me break some of these bad habits.

      I disagree with one main point this doctor makes about ADD though. I was diagnosed with ADD back in High School, when I first started taking ritalin my grades went from A's and D's to straight A's. Its a real phenomenom and while I'm not sure if meds are the best way to treat it, they are effective. ADD is a duality of symptoms though, first and most commonly known is lack of focus, the second lesser known one is hyper-focus. Hyper-focus is what allows ADD sufferers to sit and play a video game or read a book for 10 hours straight and not notice the passage of time. This mainly applies to activities of interest which in many geek cases includes programming. Programming is a lot like solving puzzles for hours on end, which is something that comes as easily to me as playing video games. So saying I don't have ADD because I can tinker with code and build a computer program for 5 hours uninterrupted does not mean I am not ADD. I still forget to put my bills in the mail during my lunch break, and many other tasks are very difficult to focus on or remember to do.

    11. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by mwanaheri · · Score: 1

      Well, I largely agree. Working too long is a waste as productivity goes down dramatically. For sports: For quite a while 'lazy sports' kept me up.
      - take the bike instead of the car whenever possible
      - take the stair, not the elevator.
      - take a walk instead of the bike
      - shop small portions dayly instead of doing it all at the weekend
      - get yourself wristbands of - say, 1 pound and clean your windows. Yes, that screen with the fantastic resolution there at the wall is a window!
      - walk a bit faster than easy and keep your back straight.
      Saying "I don't have the time" is rubbish. First, it means that you are mind-locked. If you have a problem to solve and you're stuck, dont stare at the screen. Step out of the situation and take a walk. Really helps. If you come home tired, throw away your TV. You'll be surprised how much more you relax if you don't watch tv and how much more time you have.

      --
      Idha khatabahum lijahiluna qalu salaman
    12. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      I'm glad the article inspired you and wish you good luck on your quest to better yourself! I'm working on it myself, too. It's not easy. There's a lot of baggage to overcome - but I think it should be possible. :-)

    13. Re:Balance, it's all about Balance by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can put off reading Slashdot?

  26. Server health problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nevermind geek health-problems - what about the health problems of the poor server that cannot handle a slashdotting?

  27. O' Rly? by sk8dork · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The typical geek trains their brain to be heavily focused while multitasking day after day. Is it surprising that this same brain does not do well when forced to isolate down to one task?
    i doubt that the reason that i can't run a couple miles is that i'm not doing enough tasks. i doubt that i'd be able to run for miles if i was only replying to email while searching databases while answering the phone, etc.
    --
    ...all cock-blockery aside...
  28. Agree completely. by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    I program 8hrs/day, write another hour or two/day on my own. And I also do aikido, can run a couple of miles if my shins are cooperating, weight train, etc. It takes time, sure, but just because you don't take the time doesn't mean that it's impossible or even very difficult if you actually try it.

    1. Re:Agree completely. by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity how much time a day do you spend doing each. And are you married. I am a married typically unhealthy nerd. I used to weight train and stair step for an hour and a half a day (pre-GF [now wife] and pre-working full time) and used to be quite healthy. Now, I find in order to keep my nerdly advantages I spend a lot of time reading tons and tons of material on my own time, and I find less and less time to work out/maintiain home/bills/cleaning/relationships. So just wondering what you do.

      --
      Occam's razor is the blind faith in the natural selection of least resistance and in universal oversimplification. -- EF
    2. Re:Agree completely. by nathan+s · · Score: 1

      I don't train every day, but I probably train an average of 90 minutes/day over the course of a week. I tend to take every other day or two days off.

      I do aikido 1-2x/week, aim for three gym days (weights and cardio), and run once or twice a week.

      I'm not married, but have lived with my girlfriend for two years now. However, I'm guessing that a big advantage I have over you is that my girlfriend is also heavily into staying fit - she's a TKD black belt working on her second dan at the moment, so we tend to motivate each other to stay in shape. That sort of feedback loop helps a lot.

      If you get your wife into working out, you can do it together and it makes it a lot easier to stay on top of. If she's already working out, join her;-)

  29. Multitask?!?! by moankey · · Score: 1

    Me and my geek friends have come to realize that multitasking not only leads to errors, but can make one irritable.
    We have now decided that concentrating on one task as much as possible not only gets it done faster and with less errors but usually takes much less time than adding it to the multi-scheme.
    We also came to realize when one multitasks we tend to forget a thing or two in the mix of multitasking.

    1. Re:Multitask?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I cannot multitask well either - I always thought the female population is better at multitasking anyway- but can write c++ code that compiles and runs as intended at the first try pretty consistently, and have been earning my money doing so for over 15 years... I do not eat fast food either; I am vegetarian, eat very healthy, and being a yoga teacher as well I exercize every single day of the week...

      Generalizing is not always good...oh, and of course I did not RTFA....

    2. Re:Multitask?!?! by Marce1 · · Score: 1

      I have been told by several female aquaintances, and a couple of (corrected) female friends that they can multi-task better than me because I am male, not female.

      I have found that I am actually better at multi-tasking than them when we do the same things at the same time, but I hate the sloppy effort that goes into each task, whereas they all seem much more happy with it.

      I have found that concentration improves as you work in a more focussed manner, and that this does rub off when multi-tasking, so you end up performing several tasks well. It is also more draining to do several tasks well than to do one task very well, or several tasks to only near-acceptable standards, hence I dont like multi-tasking.

      Driving is a case in point: I know several females who put the actual task of commanding the vehicle to number 3 or 4 on their priorities list in order to 'multi-task'. Personally, I find this just too potentially dangerous to do myself, and will not be a passenger to those who think it is OK. It doesn't mean I cant talk and drive, I just wont text and drive, as I keep my eyes (and focus my mind) on the road as a priority.

      --
      [ insert meme here ]
    3. Re:Multitask?!?! by inKubus · · Score: 1

      I use a queue system. I use a yellow legal pad as one thread (major problem category, ie: the financial database project, the active directory design), with each page being a queue. Then I either spend my time scheduling tasks or completing them. Just write down all the stuff you can think of to do at the end of each day. Then, the next morning, start at the top and do that task. As you work on the task, use a yellow highlighter to make a "progress bar": When the task is 50% complete, your highlight bar is 50% across, complete 100%.

      Next thing you know it will be time for lunch and you can slack the rest of the day... of course, you have to actually do it. Right now I should be working, but I'm on slashdot. I can see my notepads though. Usually when I start to feel guilty about not working, I'll pick up the notepad and read through it to make sure the project is cemented in my mind. When I start a new project, I spend a few days writing notes and diagrams, figuring out a flow for everything. Then you pick a place and start making details. When it comes to coding, I then transfer the notes into COMMENTS in a blank IDE. Like I'll have a comment that looks like this: //function makewindow(pixel lr pixel up down) //{ // start at that pixel // create a box // probably loop from pixel lr to box width // loop from pixel updown to box height // call render() // peace out //}

      Which is from my notes but maybe with a little more thought put into it. In the notes it would be "draw box" I don't waste my time writing pseudocode on paper, when I can use a comment.

      Then you just go line by line, refine the comment into your code. After that, you can refine the comment so it's just a description of the lines of code. Then you have full documented code from the beginning.

      Oh yeah, and I write a manual for all product features before I make them. One page in MS Word. Use the built in style sheets for Header One (Feature Name) and then break up the task into Header 2 and Header 3 subs with normal text. Print, it looks great, NO EFFORT other than keep headings on their own line (don't even need a line break), then highlight and tag with applicable style. Impresses the boss EVEN WHEN YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN CODE. Because, the code is not the work. The work is the plan, the architecture.

      Back to work

      --
      Cool! Amazing Toys.
  30. Servers need exercise too! by adnonsense · · Score: 1

    Whacked out after just a few comments. No doubt a cardiac arrest team is applying electro-shocks to its chest this very minute, and it is regretting taking the lift every day instead of the stairs to the server room.

    Seriously though, it's been a long cold winter where I am and I was starting to notice that the lack of outdoor activity, combined with too much computer time, is starting to eat in to whatever health karma I established when I was younger. Now the snow and ice has gone I've started cycling to work, and I feel so much better for it.

  31. Wait, so let me get this straight.... by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm fat because my brain can't focus on a single task? Here I thought it was all the taco bell and doritos I ate, combined with the fact that I sit on my big ass 24 hours a day. All along it's been because my brain just likes to multitask. Thank you, TFA, for giving me yet another excuse to skip that pesky personal responsibility thing and blame something else for my lard ass.

  32. Shenanigans on #4 by mspohr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I call shenanigans on #4 Poor Attention Span.

    This guy is clueless and confused. He even proposes a genetic basis for the problem. First he states that "Poor Attention Span" is a problem for geeks then his argument is that they have a GOOD attention span and get bored when running... which is it?

    Some of my best programming time (problem solving) happens when I am running, XC skiing, etc. You have to pay attention and multitask to perform any exercise (as well as program). If you get bored and don't pay attention while running, you'll fall over.

    --
    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
    1. Re:Shenanigans on #4 by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      First he states that "Poor Attention Span" is a problem for geeks then his argument is that they have a GOOD attention span and get bored when running... which is it?

      Yet another article that uses facts and numbers manipulatively to prove a point? "In related studies, 100% of cigarette smokers die. Story at 11." The problem is, this article tries to argue both sides of the argument... And both sides are losing.

    2. Re:Shenanigans on #4 by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Nah, people just love to come up with reasons why it's not your fault. Admittedly "I can't exercise because my brain is too highly trained to do something so repetitive" is stretching it, but it still sounds better than, "I have a sedentary job that makes me into a lazy flabby bastard, and I can't be bothered to do anything about it."

      I wish people would come to terms with the fact that yes, it can be your fault. The fast food campanies don't make you fat. The car companies don't make you wreck their product. Video game companies are not responsible for your psychoses. Drugs don't leap into your bloodstream from across the room. People need to take some damn responsibility.

      --
      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  33. Silly stereotypes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kate Starbird: 1997 Naismith Player of the Year as the best women's collegiate basketball player, and BS in CS, 1997, Stanford University. There are lots of examples of student-athletes who are truly both, at least at those schools with academic pride.

  34. Since we're discussing geeks and health... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...here's a link to the Hacker's Diet discussed on /. on on many earlier occasions. It helped me lose (40lbs) (albeit in combination with modified low-carb diet) ...maybe it'll help somebody else out of a 200lb mess.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
  35. Get a gym membership... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    One of the best things that I did nearly four years ago was getting a gym membership. I normally work out two to four times a week. Even then, I'm still multitasking since I use the time on the treadmill to catch up on my reading material.

    1. Re:Get a gym membership... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      How do you read on a treadmill? I've never heard of anyone being able to do that. Are you walking?

      --
      "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
    2. Re:Get a gym membership... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I walk 2MPH when I'm on the treadmill. If I try to run, I'll probably blow out my knee caps since I'm a big guy. :)

    3. Re:Get a gym membership... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Wow, you got that right. Not so much fat as really big. Actually, you look like the sort of guy that BMI doesn't work on - body fat percentage is probably more accurate.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:Get a gym membership... by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the 'heavyweight' division for most races is 200lbs for men, looks like you're above that. Very, very few runners are over 200lbs. Like you said, it just isn't safe for the knees.

      On the bright side, if walking 2mph gets your heart rate into a useful cardiovascular zone, then that's all you need to do! Feel pity for us skinny guys who have to pound pavement an hour every day to improve our times. :)

      --
      "The advanced societies of the future will be driven by competing systems of psychopathology." -JG Ballard
  36. Multitask / one task? by aapold · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree completely. I fit most of the geek stereotypes, but I typically focus on one thing to the point of complete oblivion of all else, especially when coding. I ignore the time and other things that get in the way. When forced to break my train of thought, it can take me like 5-10 minutes to get back the state I was in before where I have the complete grasp on all aspects of what I'm working on.

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    1. Re:Multitask / one task? by someone300 · · Score: 1

      Amen. I suppose you could say that thinking about all the different bits of code working together, and the bigger picture, is multitasking, but it's not really in my opinion. When I code, I don't even notice if I'm hungry or tired usually... or at least until I finish a big block of code and give myself a short break. It's like athletics apparently, where they just lose all sense of everything other than the task at hand.

      I tend to close all distractions and not even debug or re-read my code until I've finished a large section. Overall, I find I make more logic mistakes if I stop every few minutes to recompile and fix errors, unit test, etc. I leave all that till I've finished a file or class. Grammar mistakes and typos are easy to fix, logic mistakes aren't so easy.

    2. Re:Multitask / one task? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I have a timer on my watch that beeps every hour. When the alarm goes off I either get up and do a set of pullups or 2.5 minutes of jump rope. Sometimes I am concentrating hard enough on whatever I am doing that I miss the alarm, but for the most part I get up and move for a bit. Throw in 20 minutes of strength training or jogging before I come into work and you can make a big difference in your life.

    3. Re:Multitask / one task? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you do pullups at work? I could see doing pushups, or dips between chairs or desks. Indeed, lots of other exercises. But pullups?

    4. Re:Multitask / one task? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I have a really heavy door that I throw a towel over the top off so that the door doesn't destroy my hands. It's not as nice as a regular pullup bar, but it seems to work. The number of pullups I can do on a regular pullup bar keeps going up, so it's doing something.

      What? You leave the house without a towel? Shame on you.

    5. Re:Multitask / one task? by aapold · · Score: 1

      This will not work on cubicle furniture.

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    6. Re:Multitask / one task? by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      The most productive mental state for doing something is called "flow".

      Being in "flow" is when you are so absorved at doing something that you exclude everything else around you and you don't even notice the passing of time.

      To get into "flow" you need to:
      - Be doing something that's just at the border of your abilities (ie doing something challenging but not excessively so)
      - Only be doing one task, even if the task is composed of multiple steps.
      - Have an interrupted period of time doing that task while you progressivelly go into that state (one cannot just switch into being in "flow")

      Everytime you get interrupted when in flow you stop being in flow and it will take you some time to get back there.

      If you continually get interrupted or you're constantly changing tasks you will either not get into the flow state or be most of the time outside that state with only short periods in "flow"

      If you're constantly being interrupted or do not concentrate in any one task for long you either have time management problem or you work in some sort of people (partial-)support area (such as system administrator).

      Being constantly interrupted or multi-tasking does not fit the geek stereotype - at most it fits the busy manager stereotype.

  37. Tell me when by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    When should we exercise? Working 9 to 9 is the rule, not the exception, in our branch. I admit, I prefer sitting on my desk to forced, arbitrary sweating, but I doubt many managers would enjoy hearing "Sorry, chief. Gonna fix that bug tomorrow, now it's time for my run."

    I don't think that's a way to keep your job for a long time.

    Yes, it's yet another excuse to NOT run around and leave a trail of salty droplets on the road. But simply saying "gotta exercise more" isn't gonna cut it.

    'sides, show me a geek that doesn't love DDR! :)

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    1. Re:Tell me when by jtaylor00 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe you should find a different job if the 'rule' is to work 9 to 9, 5 days a week, every week. Unless of course you are getting paid overtime.

      My life got much more enjoyable when I realized that work is just that...work. I've got better things to do than sit in an office for 12 hours a day.

    2. Re:Tell me when by Johnboi+Waltune · · Score: 1

      Do it in the morning before work, that's the best time anyway. If you dont have to be in before 9, you've got a couple hours of daylight to run or bike or whatever.

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    3. Re:Tell me when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me, I find the whole game rediculous. I'd much rather go running than play that game. I hate running too but it's required where I work. If I need to get some place that is far enough I can't easily sprint there I might as well drive and be efficient about it.

    4. Re:Tell me when by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, considering my job is my hobby, the border between work and leisure time is rather blurred for me.

      I guess working 12 hours a day is only a burden and tiring if you don't REALLY enjoy your job. I'm in the fortunate position that I can actually enjoy what I do at work.

      Imagine you could do what you really enjoy doing, at work. Would you mind spending more time there than the usual work hours?

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    5. Re:Tell me when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't work for Hitler.

    6. Re:Tell me when by elflord · · Score: 1

      the border between work and leisure time is rather blurred for me. But perhaps that's the problem. Maybe if you distinguished the two, you'd find that you had more leisure time.

    7. Re:Tell me when by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      >'sides, show me a geek that doesn't love DDR! :)

      Right here.

    8. Re:Tell me when by dcam · · Score: 1

      'sides, show me a geek that doesn't love DDR! :)

      And here. But then I am married geek, so maybe I'm just an atypical geek.

      Anyway, my personal experience is that when I exercise, I need less sleep. It actually saves time to exercise. Not that I follow my own advice.

      I had to run back to my flat this morning to pick something up for my wife and was horrified to discover how unfit I was. Bugger sleep, I'm getting up half an hour earlier tomorrow to go for a run.

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  38. This guy needs to get out more by Schezar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a geek. I work for IBM. I run several websites in my spare time. I play German board games. I watch anime, and in fact ran the largest anime club in the US for several years. I do a freaking podcast four nights a week.

    You want to know what I did last Sunday? I climbed a mountain. Yesterday, after work, I ran 4 miles. Today, I'm going to run another 4. Last week, I biked 10. I lift weights. I play DDR.

    Being a geek has NOTHING to do with being a lazy fat ass. Using that as an excuse is pathetic. A pasty, weak geek sitting in his parents' basement in front of a computer is no better off than a pasty, beer-bellied sports geek sitting in his livingroom in front of a TV.

    Mind and body are both important. To exercise one at the expense of the other is unbalanced and unhealthy (severe medical problems aside). The Greeks knew this. The Romans knew this. It's nothing new.

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    1. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you still don't have a girlfriend and no that life-sized pillow of Sailor Moon doesn't count.

    2. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Gently climb off your elevated excersize bike and rtfa. This is a doctor that has noticed certain trends regarding the health of 'geeks'. Tennis elbow from playing tennis. Geek elbow from doing geeky activities, that sort of thing. Injuries occuring from similar motions repeated many times. It is an observational, not a critical piece. Calm down, you are fit, we get it.

    3. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Kr3m3Puff · · Score: 1

      Hey, man, lay off the redbull!!!!!

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    4. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Plebiscite · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The idea that the Greeks and Romans saw the body and mind as intimately connected is what really got me interested in exercise in the first place. I used to be somewhat anti-physical, but all of those feelings went away when I saw how much better I felt after I started to exercise regularly. It seems as though our society is still influenced by the idea of the intellectual that completely rejects the physical world and solely devotes himself to the world of thought. I've come to think of this as the result of our Christian heritage. The idea that in order to live in the service of god one must reject the physical world and solely devote oneself to the spiritual.

    5. Re:This guy needs to get out more by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I watch anime, and in fact ran the largest anime club in the US for several years.

      If so, you must know Fred Patten, at least by reputation. Have you been in touch with him since his stroke?

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    6. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but look where it got the greeks and romans! and the legacy of the modern age is to be DDR? I prefer war and democracy... not necessarily in that order.

    7. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Being a geek has NOTHING to do with being a lazy fat ass. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.

      There may be less of a trade off than many geeks imagine but there is definitely a trade off. Nothing you list is actually all that impressive.

      You want to know what I did last Sunday? I climbed a mountain.

      Uh huh. Any mountain that can be climbed in a single day isn't much of a mountain. Real mountain climbers call what you did a day hike.

      Yesterday, after work, I ran 4 miles.

      And did you run those 4 miles at a sub 6 minute mile pace? Because a real runner that ran such a short distance would need to make up for it with at least that fast a pace.

      Last week, I biked 10.

      Real bikers do 10 miles as a warm up.

      I lift weights.

      And do you bench 300 lbs at the bare minimum? Because that's what real weight lifters do for a warm up.

      Admittedly, you do get a rather mediocre amount of exercise but you are by no means a professional athlete, an olympic athlete or even just a competitive amateur athlete. That is a trade off that you accepted by being a geek and working at IBM.

      You may pretend to yourself that you are a great athlete but the reality is that you're not and that you're not because you chose to be a geek.

    8. Re:This guy needs to get out more by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

      You know what I did this afternoon? I read the fucking article.

      Considering that headaches, sleep problems, feelings of short attention span, and backpain are not statements of "You are a lardo fatass", you, along with others that posted, instead insist that the article calls all geeks fat asses.

      Although you bring up completely valid, though offtopic, points, the focus of the article is making suggestions that people in a tech environment could make to improve health on those four points. And since these same problems can be carried over to other careers such as office assistants, other people can benefit from the article.

    9. Re:This guy needs to get out more by dmihalko · · Score: 1

      before i started working as a sysadmin and got into my search at home for the perfect distro of linux or bsd, i always worked physical jobs, keeping me on my feet all day. being an extreme sports fan, i would go out and ride bmx, skateboard, or snowboard immediately thereafter. i never had any kind of health issues unless i fell doing something retarded like falling off a twenty foot jump or smashing my face off the ground. it was fun times with all the concussions and sprained body parts. 3 years later, i still do the same things outside of work whenever possible because its hard to ride when your stuck at work, sitting in your desk all day until the sun sets. I lift weights at home whenever possible. Recently, at a skatepark, a did some trick on a quarterpipe on the bike, something i have been doin for years. upon landing (on the pedals) i blew my lower back up somehow. i definitely believe this is because i sit in a desk for 1/3 of my life lately at work and whenever im working at other peoples houses. im blame this on the geek lifestyle now after reading this. also, i think alcoholism should go into the geek health issues... all my coworkers and myself are a bunch of drunks because we cant stand our jobs... we even started goin across the street for shot breaks at 3pm...

    10. Re:This guy needs to get out more by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Actually, 99% (guess, but probably fairly close) of all people who actually do a lot of aerobic exercise (running, biking, etc) stay tf away from "energy drinks." They're generally loaded with all sorts of crap. This holds even more true for people who have to monitor what they're taking in at least some of the time (and thus develop better habits the rest of the time) like marathoners, when it matters a lot what kind of hydration and nutrition you're getting.

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    11. Re:This guy needs to get out more by spinfire · · Score: 1

      I really enjoy hiking and find that it presents an excellent way to get the whole body in good shape. Biking is another good way, plus depending on circumstances you may be able to bike to work a few days a week. Just keeping your baseline activity level high helps tremendously.

      The only problem with these outdoor activities is that my activity level definitely reduces in the winter. I do some cross country skiing, which is also excellent exercise, but it frequently requires a bit more overhead as generally I need to drive to a trail first.

    12. Re:This guy needs to get out more by mongus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't see any claims to be a great athlete - just to be fit. There's no need to do 4 miles at a sub 6 pace to benefit from it. 10 miles isn't bad on a bike. If you're reasonably fit you should be able to do either in about half an hour. A day hike is much better for your health than an hour or two of sitting in front of the computer.

      In high school I was fairly fast and could do 4 miles at a sub 6 pace. I'm nowhere near that fast now but my endurance has seen significant increases. I ran a marathon in October. I never would have considered running that far in high school. I'm never going to win a marathon but I can compete with myself to keep improving.

      You don't have to be fast. Just get off your butt for half an hour a day!

    13. Re:This guy needs to get out more by nephridium · · Score: 1
      Damn you stereotype bashing attractive clever people! Don't do this to us - most +5 Funny posts here derive from the fact that we associate geekdom with the Simpsons' comic book guy type of people. ;)

      What are German board games though?

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    14. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In my observation there are two basic types of geeks (either of which can still be a lazy fat ass):

      1) Normal geeks, who have a life outside of being a geek.

      2) Abnormal geeks, who have absolutely no other life.

      I've learned to run away when I see the latter type coming!!

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    15. Re:This guy needs to get out more by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Quite right. Most of the geeks I know get some kind of exercise. My personal vice is biking. I have over 2000 miles accumulated since 1/1/06. Using geekiness as an excuse holds no water with me.

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    16. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      I'm a geek. I work for IBM. I run several websites in my spare time. I play German board games. ... I play DDR.

      I find it interesting that a person who plays German board games also plays DDR. How do you do this exactly? Does it involve Trabants?

      (For those who don't know, DDR is the German anagram for the former country of East Germany.)

    17. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      You're like me, you enjoy geek-friendly sports. Note that basketball is not on your list.

      The main problem I see is that all through public school, every single sport they teach in gym is always a competitive or team sport. I'm simply not competetive when it comes to sports; I have zero interest in being better than anyone. Take with that the "being picked last" syndrome because you aren't as good at hitting a baseball as the other kids, and it's easy to quickly develop a negative association with all sports.

      Gym teachers by far are the worst teachers in the world and care nothing about your personal development. This is not an exaggeration. In all years of public school, I had a mix good and bad teachers in most subjects, with the exception of gym; they were all terrible.

      Every single one of them followed this policy: 1) pick random competitive sport 2) designate two jocks who both hate you to the be captains 3) start game 4) disappear to drink coffee for the rest of the period.

      It wasn't until college until I discovered running, weight-lifting, skiing, etc. Much to my suprise, with the absence of a loser teacher, I could actually enjoy exercise. Competing against yourself is far more interesting than anything else, and avoids the "YOU SUCK!" aspect of team sports that I never found appealing.

      If you're a geek, view your body as machine that needs the right inputs to get the desired effect. It's pretty damn simple when you get down to it, and the only thing you need is the motivation and interest.

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    18. Re:This guy needs to get out more by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Last week, I biked 10.[miles]

      That's it? I haven't for a while, but when I was biking to work, it was 13km each way, and I'd do it about 3 or 4 times a week, for total of about 100km a week. 10 miles in a week isn't much of an accomplishment really, especially for biking where it's extremely common to be able to do more than 100km in a day. The truly athletic can do more than 200k in a day.

      I daresay that it's a lot better than nothing at all though. All I'm doing right now is walking to and from the train on my way to work and back, which is all of about 20-30 minutes daily. I don't think that's anywhere near enough.

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    19. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it backwards. The /normal/ geek has no life, but there are half baked geeks out there, some of them having girlfriends and such.

    20. Re:This guy needs to get out more by Reziac · · Score: 1

      A clever AC replies, "You've got it backwards. The /normal/ geek has no life, but there are half baked geeks out there, some of them having girlfriends and such."

      No, no, no. A normal geek is by definition abnormal, so being a half-baked geek is normal and being a normal geek is abnormal. ;)

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  39. Geek Health Problems by El+Bigote · · Score: 1

    How about we use some logic here. I doubt it is the training of the brain to multitask, and then forcing it to concentrate on the one task of exercise. I think it is more the lard-ass which develops from sitting in front of a monitor all day long, which becomes too heavy to drag down the jogging path.

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    1. Re:Geek Health Problems by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      How about we use some logic here. I doubt it is the training of the brain to multitask, and then forcing it to concentrate on the one task of exercise. I think it is more the lard-ass which develops from sitting in front of a monitor all day long, which becomes too heavy to drag down the jogging path.

      Yay!! someone WHINING about misconceptions and lumping a group together.... *shock* he just did the same thing
      hmmm, and i spend 10+ hours a day in front of MY screen, and as of yesterday i STILL weighed 118 pounds... i feel cheated. Where's my lard ass to drag around? MOD parent -1 dumbass troll flamebait

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    2. Re:Geek Health Problems by El+Bigote · · Score: 1

      You're not working hard enough to get that lard-ass. C'mon! You've got to stuff those Doritos in that face! YOU CAN DO IT!

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  40. Suggestion for sleep problems by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

    I have a suggestion for geeks having problems sleeping. Stop watching that DVD or playing poker, close the laptop, lie back and think about the best way to solve a tricky computer problem (maybe for work).

    For example last night, I tried to work out whether it was better to generate a thread in a threaded comments system (like slashdots) mainly in the data access layer or whether to order the comments in the applications layer. Doing it in the data access layer could be neat, but then if you did it in the application layer you could quite cleanly reattach all the child/parent comments by putting them all into a hashtable and re-attaching them by iterating over the items adding child nodes by doing comment.getParent().addChild(this) Zzzzzzz

    1. Re:Suggestion for sleep problems by bmalia · · Score: 1

      data access la...Zzzzzzzzzzz

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  41. You're drawn to what you are good at by Saint37 · · Score: 1

    It makes perfect sense to me that if you are genetically blessed with high cardio endurance, you will be attracted to sports. By the same token, if you are not then you will be drawn to the more mentally challenging disciplines. The truly sad folks are the ones that have both strong physical and mental capacities yet they were unable to avoid a physically stagnant career. The lack of emphasis on physical fitness in corporate society is a travesty and the purveyors will reap what they sow. Enjoy your crestor prescriptions, you're gonna need em.

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    1. Re:You're drawn to what you are good at by Jetekus · · Score: 1

      The lack of emphasis on physical fitness in corporate society is a travesty You're shitting me, right? Why the hell should physical fitness be emphasised in corporate society? People shouldn't be told off for being unfit - that's not going to make them keen on coming to work. People should be hired and appreciated on what they bring to the company, not how long it takes them to run a mile.

    2. Re:You're drawn to what you are good at by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The GP means that most corporate jobs don't allow time off during the day/week for exercise. They expect you to work 9-5, then exercise on "your own time". Problem: Everything and its kid brother swarms in to take up "your own time", from bills to shopping to sleep to meals to overtime work to going somewhere other than home and work.

      For many people, especially those who work overtime, the day just lacks enough hours to spend the requisite one-per-day on exercise, and it gets worse if you want to be athletically fit rather than just medically fit.

    3. Re:You're drawn to what you are good at by Saint37 · · Score: 1

      I'm definitely not shitting you. Corporations a blind and can't see that if their workers were to spend some time getting some exercise that they might be happier and more productive. Of course they don't see this because they are blinded by greed. When I get regular excercise I feel much more energized than when I don't. And when I'm low on energy and it's 8am and I feel like I should be in bed, I do what every one else does. I space out in front of my computer basically asleep with my eyes open. Just like in Office Space.

  42. pr0n by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1
    another thing about geeks is we know how to get porn -- tons of it and for free which leads to more masturbation which may enable an [auto]sexual addiction, either a preexisting condition or a nurtured trait

    i for one wish i'd never seen any pr0n

    1. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i for one wish i'd never seen any pr0n ...says the guy with assambassador.com in his message header.

    2. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this sounds like a call for help

      ya gotta break free. don't you? say no. yell it if you have to. find something else to do with your hands, like squeeze those spring hand exercisers or lift weights. find a place to do dips or pull ups. if you can't do one now, you will be able to soon.

  43. Sometimes I feel like exercising.. by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    then I lay down until it goes away...

  44. One Question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since they call you "MustardMan", do you eat mustard with that?

  45. Pretentious Set by thePig · · Score: 1

    Bye Karma Bye

    Pretentiousness comes packaged with geeks, me thinks
    We cant concentrate cos geek brain is heavily focused while multitasking day .
    Absolute BS.

    In that case, these basket ball players (sic) should be able to concentrate fully on board meetings...

    It is just that people are too lazy, other than in thier own domain.
    For a person, his career yields his food. So if he is a BB player, he wouldnt concentrate on anything else, i.e. all.
    Similarly if the board meeting was about a life and death decision for the geeks, he also would be really awake. No big deal.

    Now on the pretentiousness -

    This article, and most of the comments smacks of downgrading people who does a lot of physical activity (at least quite a bit), even though the doctor is asking us to do the same...

    why does geeks* think of themselves as being above and over most of the people?
    They are not.. They are just another set of average guys doing their job i.e. all.
    After all, these are no scientists, working for the upliftment of mankind.

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  46. Coral Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA is down for me. Anyone got a link so I can read this? Sounds interesting.

  47. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  48. Riki Tiki Tavi says by PenGun · · Score: 1

    Run and find out!

        PenGun
      Do What Now ??? ... Standards and Practices !

  49. been there and back by blair1q · · Score: 1

    used to be a competitive athlete and computer nerd

    became a full-time geek (prided myself on all-nighters and spending my ridiculous pay on expensive meals) and ballooned up; couldn't walk up a single flight of stairs without huffing and pulling the handrail at the top

    lost the weight (over 80 lbs eventually), got back into my sport, struggled mightily to train (est. 20% of former capability), got pretty good (80% or more maybe)

    burned out on training, took a couple of months off, got back in, found it hard (60% level), don't have the same impetus to get back to where i was in the fall...

    anyone can be both geeky and buff.

    let me repeat that: anyone.

    give up your computer for a couple of hours a day to dress, work out, and shower; and learn what nutrition is: balance your protein, carbohydrate, and fat intake, keep a 500-calorie deficit until you hit your goal weight, avoid sugary-fatty foods (dessert is a reward, not a mandate), use a multivitamin so you don't obsess about new-age health claims, and ignore fad diets like low-carb or no-fat

    it's easy to allow the alpha waves and the instant feedback of your keyboard addiction to keep you in your seat, but once you make that break a part of your lifestyle, it tends to stick

    and hell...slashdot has plenty of volume...it doesn't need four more "me too" posts from you per day

  50. Stress by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    I love to work I love to run I love to waterski, snowboard, jetski
    Skydive, parasail, hang-glide, rollerblade, mountainbike, bungee-jump
    Well I mean I'd love to do these things if I ever had the time

  51. Are we forgetting? by Cryssen · · Score: 1

    Everything I've gathered from this article is that these are the pitfalls of the "established geek lifestyle." I didn't see anything that led me to believe that these things cannot be counteracted by exercising and other good habits. He's saying those that don't tend to have problems. And if you lead a lifestyle of based on his stereotypes this is what you should look out for. He's not saying I, as a geek, am incapable of running a mile. He's also not saying a basketball player can't sit down and learn java for 12 hrs and stay awake. Just stating what he has noticed in the treatment of those in his area who are geeks having health issues. The issues tend to be common ones. Stop taking an article so personally.

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  52. Seemed to have missed one common problem by edwardpickman · · Score: 0

    Palm caluses are a common problem but I'm assuming this was simply an oversight since they do mention a related issue, poor eyesight. Fortunately failing health generally eliminates the need before actual blindness sets in.

  53. I think you missed the point by Maniacal · · Score: 1

    When he talked about not being able to run I think he was making a point about using muscles that haven't trained. "He" wouldn't be capable of running because he never does so his muscles wouldn't be able to handle it. Similarly, the atheletes haven't trained their brains and wouldn't be able to sit through a 12 hour Java discussion.

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  54. (Insert Sex Joke Here) by manowarthegreat · · Score: 0

    Haha geeks are virgins get it lol

    1. Re:(Insert Sex Joke Here) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Haha geeks are virgins get it lol
      Haha. No.

      Perhaps if you tried some punctuation here and there.... You know, as an experiment.

  55. Re:Excercise makes your muscles hurt... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    I've tried excercise. It doesn't work. Getting to work all sweaty and covered with bike grease is a good way to stay stuck in your position

    I doubt that you really did exericise. Otherwise, you've known that gyms do have showers for a reason. Other option is to exerise after work.

    They care that you're well dressed and not dripping with sweat, that you're focused and alert

    It's kinda hard to be well dressed when you can't fit into your clothes anymore.

    You can be in shape, or you can be a geek. You can't do both (well).

    Sounds more like "I game/watch TV for 40+ hours a week but can't spare couple of hours of exercise" excuse.

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  56. What planet is this guy on? by Khaed · · Score: 1

    Non-geeks in the US are pretty damn fat, too. I can't go anywhere without seeing a bunch of tubby women with tubby children. And most of them probably can't even program their VCR. This is a silly article; there are a lot of healthy geeks. There are a lot of unhealthy geeks. Obesity is a huge problem in the United states. There are also little dweeby twerpy guys who are completely lost when sitting at a computer and have an inhaler.

    This article is based on the flawed assumption that somehow geeks are more likely to be unhealthy than other people. I should write an article about how we're less likely to get skin cancer because we don't bake until we're orange every year.

    Insomnia and altered sleep patterns is one of the most common complaints to my office.

    Insomnia and altered sleep patterns are a common complaint, period. That's why Ambien is able to sell their sleep medicine for such a ridiculous price.

    Back pain is a frequent complaint in my office as well.

    And I'm sure it's not at a warehouse.

    This article is seriously flawed.

  57. Stereotype by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    I'm a programmer and I run 3.5 miles 2 of every 3 evenings and 1.5 miles each following morning. During crunch times near project deadlines I'll spend 18+ hours a day behind the computer. Probably wouldn;t be able to with the exercise keeping me fit.

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  58. posted to digg by overbom · · Score: 1

    you can find it here:

    digg.com.

    There was talk of the good Doctor in the study answering questions in the comments.

  59. Sex and sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA: It typically starts with somebody waking up in the middle of the night and turning on the laptop or TV...
    The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep.


    This is /. The laptop is required for sex to happen in the Bed

  60. It's not just geeks by geeber · · Score: 1

    Don't know about other countries, but more than 50% of the US is considered obese. Not getting enough exercise, and poor health in general, hardly seems to be a problem confined to geekdom.

    1. Re:It's not just geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but in general geeks are fat fucks.

  61. faulty generalizations? by zc0705 · · Score: 0

    It's a huge generalization to say that "geeks aren't fit" and that wasn't what the article was saying but seems to be prevalent in the comments. If I consider my workplace there is a full range of geeks in coexistence from the super-athletic to the morbidly obsese - it's a personal thing. In fact, a high percentage of the people who I would consider the most technical are also the ones that play Soccer, go mountain biking, run marathons and spend time in the company provided gym. At least where I am, being a geek != being unfit. Being a geek, however, is time consuming - trying to fit geekiness in with all these other activities in addition to reading ./ doesn't always leave a lot of time for sleep and correct posture. Also, see the Jargon File for another generalization on geek physical activities: http://www.outpost9.com/reference/jargon/jargon_55 .html#SEC62

  62. multitasking? by goldfita · · Score: 1

    Huh? That doesn't sound right at all. I could never get anything done if I kept switching tasks. I get the most done when I'm highly focused on one thing for several hours at a time. I used to talk to a friend on IM regularly. Every time I would talk to her, she would be talking to three other people and watching a movie at the same time. I could NEVER do that. And yes, you should go out and get some exercise. Trust me, you'll sleep better. In fact, for the first few weeks, you'll do nothing but sleep.

  63. RTFA by pavon · · Score: 1

    He didn't say that - this just another case of a horribly misleading summary. What he said is that someone who multitasks every day has a harder time focusing on a single task. The athlete quote is an analogy taken out of context, which caused it to loose all meaning.

  64. Yes, but what about the health BENEFITS? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    For one things, geeks almost NEVER contract social diseases!

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  65. 12 hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    try to learn Java for 12 hours a day

    If it takes you more than two hours to learn Java, you're not a geek anyways...

    1. Re:12 hours? by sjaskow · · Score: 0

      Here, here. I taught myself enough Java to hack together a socket-based string manupulation program for a class in college in about 3 hours :)

      Prior to that, my only Java experience was installing it on Sun's.

  66. Everyone has time to excercise by lotaris · · Score: 1

    Very silly article.

    Even if it's just 5-15 minutes a day (see http://mattfurey.com/).

    I know many very sharp sw geeks that have physical hobbies (yoga, mountain climbing, windsurfing).

    Get some balance in your life.

  67. Revenge of the Nerds. by jonbritton · · Score: 1

    If I were to go and try to run a few miles this weekend, I would not be able to easily do so. [...] However, if you take one of the these college basketball athletes, any of them would be able to run miles without even breathing heavy.

    So now "geek" is defined as someone whose persona isn't completely defined by athletics.

    Who knew something I learned in high school would actually translate to real life? And (judging by their inability to run for miles without being a little winded) that the entire television-addicted western world is composed almost entirely of geeks!? Huzzahs are in order!

  68. wow, go run a mile then by uncanny · · Score: 1, Funny

    geeks contribute to the world, while atheletes play games. Unless they are going to put their "running miles" towards powering turbines to provide power for my computer, i'm not very interested.

  69. SleepHacks by comforteagle · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to chronicle good sleep hacks at sleephacks.com Research on practical sleep methods based on evidence of non-acute patients are slim to none. If you're interested in trying to hack a good night's sleep please stop by & help me experiment and gather real data.

  70. Quack alert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/ eyequack.html

    This isn't quite as bad as that ridiculous "See Clearly" crap that's hawked all over the airwaves (because it's free), but it's similarly useless.

  71. Scientifically invalid by Frangible · · Score: 1
    First of all, there is no evidence than ability/inability to focus on a task (aka ADD) is more or less prevalent in computer users vs. non computer users.

    Secondly, ADDers actually gain more from exercise than they do sitting around, due to naturally occuring dopamine and beta-phenethylamine (aka endogenous amphetamine) released during exercise. Both elevate dopamine levels in the prefrontal cortex for 50some odd hours, and produce better task persistance. To make the claim it's easier to focus on "multiple" things at once vs. exercise is horribly wrong.

    If you're going to make a claim like this, you need scientific data to back it up. Theoretical masturbation is great, but is often wrong, such as in this case.

    In summary, get off your ass and do some cardio, it's what medical research recommends, and even you can focus on it -- and in fact, focus better on everything due to it.

    1. Re:Scientifically invalid by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      ability/inability to focus on a task (aka ADD)

            Whoa there. Not all sad people are depressed, and not everyone who has trouble concentrating has ADD! There a bit more to it than just difficulty concentrating, doc.

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  72. Pretty stupid... by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

    #1 Horrible Sleep Hygiene
    #2 Headaches
    #4 Poor Attention Span

    Yeah I think I know exactly like that...and they're in med school. :)

    Seriously though, this is almost as stupid as this guy

    Sure clinically you can relate poor attention span with lack of sleep but unless he's done some kind of study this leaves his other factor 'genetics' on shakey ground at best. How would he know that he's seeing something other than the effects of sleep dep? He doesn't. Medical Ass or Geek Ass when it's doing the talking it's still just ass.

    The idea that you can train your brain to be unable to stay on task seems odd. Sure I spend the day focused on a myriad of things (sometimes just in writing a single piece of code) but by the end of the day I'm ready to relax. What do I do? I watch TV, read a book, play a game - all pretty much single task things. Even doing chores I find relaxing to a point. Likewise if I've been doing gardening all day then I find writing code relaxing. Perhaps I'm the exception but my mind seems to crave balance more than anything.

  73. A fitness room at work would be nice. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    We don't even have a cafeteria on site. Or even sandwich vending machines. I get to pack my own sandwiches for lunch, which I don't mind, but it shows that some companies are a far cry from providing things like fitness facilities. Of course, we rent the office space that we're using, so that is part of the reason behind the nature of the facilities, also.

    My wife works at the corporate headquarters for a fairly large company, and they have all kinds of nice things including an excercise room, but they have more employees in that one building than my employer has worldwide. That could be part of it, too. :-)

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  74. Re:Excercise makes your muscles hurt... by sog_abq · · Score: 1

    "Excercise is demoralizing and exhausting: you feel miserable before, during, and after you drag yourself out to a workout"

    I couldn't disagree more. Ever heard of endorfins(sp)? You know, the rush you get from exercise, or wait you wouldn't know. when does the time come for us to get out of the chair and do something? Its long... overdue.

    Talk to anyone who is both active and a techie, they'll tell you they love it. The best co-workers and management are also the ones who run/bike/play sports.

  75. MOD PARENT UP by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously. I've never understood why people look at their jobs *as* their life, as opposed to simply a part of it. I make a point of leaving at 5, and never taking my work home with me unless it's absolutely necessary. Working 12 hours a day and leaving nothing for yourself is a miserable way to live, and it doesn't *have* to be that way.

  76. Wow, we are all very impressed with your genious. by Homestar+Breadmaker · · Score: 1

    Too bad you aren't smart enough to understand what the guy said. Excercise was an analogy, you can't run alot if you don't train, and you can't concentrate alot if you don't train. He didn't say you can't be physically active because you are used to multi-tasking, or even anything vaguely resembling such nonsense.

  77. Why can't anyone get this right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, if you made them sit down and try to learn Java for 12 hours a day, most of them would be asleep at their desk before lunch.

    That should be desks .

  78. bolony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I am programmer and I bench press 300 pounds, it takes the same amount of persistance to do programming that to do exercise.

  79. Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sorry, why can't a person be both a geek and healthy? Just give up 30 minutes of WoW, 3 times a week, and go run/ride/lift/stretch/something. And cut down on the grilled stuffed burritos and mountain dew. You'll be glad to have done it the next time you have to lug your gaming rig with the dual video cards, 12 cooling fans, and a 20 pound power supply to a LAN party.

    For that matter, why can't a person be both an athlete and geeky? Think of plays as functions. Your selector class reads a variable passed by the QB/coach/point guard, then picks a function and executes the steps. Coaches spend enough time pounding plays into jocks heads, so someone might as well take pride in being good at learning them quickly and executing them properly. OOP. Object Oriented Playmaking. The only drawback is when endzone_dance() gets stuck in an endless do/while loop.

    I recognize some people have truly crappy jobs and spend 12 hours a day in front of a monitor, but I'd be more than willing to bet that the vast majority of geeks have time to spare for exercising and healthy cooking if they're willing to re-arrange their priorities a little.

    You're right though. I'm not seeing much of a story in this. Exercising and eating right makes you healthier. Doing brain work helps intellectual acuity.

    1. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by mrjackson2000 · · Score: 1

      hauling my rig (19" CRT, inwin q500) to lans is about th eonli lifting i do on a regular basis :)

    2. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your selector class reads a variable passed by the QB/coach/point guard, then picks a function and executes the steps.

              My god. The first time I read that, I thought, "Now what would Quick Basic have to do with football?"
              *sob*

    3. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by dsands1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Just give up 30 minutes of WoW, 3 times a week, and go run/ride/lift/stretch/something."

      Are you freaking kidding?!?!? Giving up 90 minutes of WowW a week is absolutely out of the question. In fact, I'd rather geek out and build a recumbant exercise bike that shut of my monitor if I didn't keep a pre-defined RPM, and thereby keep my WoW fix... So, I did.

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    4. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was getting a little stressed out and physically unfit, so my doctor has ordered that I play less wow, so I'm cutting down from about 25-30 hours/week to about 15/20!

    5. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Exactly... I walk to the train station every day, a good couple of kilometres (about a mile), and some days back too... so I get a nice 15 minute walk.

      Then at lunch I quite often have a bit of a walk around the city (yeah, to go to stores to look at techy stuff... but the walk is another 1 or 2 miles).

      I enjoy working in the garden, building things with my hands, and when time permits again (like, when the kids are older), riding bikes...

      I don't down large quantities of soft drink (in fact, hardly ever have any)
      I don't have much fast food
      I eat my greens

      A lot of other 'geeks' I know are the same, if not more healthy (a friend cycles about 30kms to work every day)

      We're not all fat slobs!

    6. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " Just give up 30 minutes of WoW, 3 times a week, "

      BWAHAHAhahaha...man, that's funny.

      If I stopped eating grilled burrito's, I'll ahve to take the time and cook for myself. again, less WoW if I do that.

      You got a pill or something? thxbye.

      Joking aside, I just park two miles away from where I work and hoof it in. The great thing is I only have to be motivated in the morning.
      Many people could do that and be healthier.

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    7. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Excen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, why can't a person be both a geek and healthy?

      It's the American God Complex at work. Americans need to feel like a God, and therefore they spend unhealthy amounts of time at that which they are good at and nothing else. The only way the stereotypical Comic. Book. Guy. can fulfil that god complex is to specialize in an esoteric pastime, detracting from physical as well as social health. The whole ancient greek concept of the Balanced Person is lost on the American society. We are reared to be automatons, mindlessly and endlessly consuming. Any notions of self-concept and individuality are quashed from age 5 on, and therefore are lost on the culture as a whole. There were more votes cast for American Idol than American President, if that's any indication of how fucked up we as a culture actually are.

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    8. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I entirely disagree.
      Although excercise does, obviously, keep you in better health, the problem for most geeks is that it is so tedious and boring. A lot of the discussion here has been on how to make excercise more enjoyable for the (if you'll pardon the pun) overclocked mind of your average geek.

      Some suggestions.
      1. Read a book while you excercise on a stationary machine.
      2. Listen to an mp3 player (preferably in conjunction with #1)
      3. Some people describe excercise as a "mental vacation". Some geeks (including myself) don't want a mental vacation, we =like= our brains churning at full speed thank you very much. So take this time to look at some problems you're dealing with in your job, personal projects, personal life etc and reevaluate them from the beginning. You'll be suprised how often this can help solve whatever problem you're facing.
      4. This may seem horribly fundamental, but make sure you're breathing deeply. If you don't breathe properly, you're just going to be in a lot of pain and the whole experience will be miserable.
      5. If all else fails, remember that in the end, your body is a machine and needs regular maintanence. Just like a neglected computer will fail, so will your body if it is not cared for.

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    9. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Heh, silly indeed. Now, honestly, what does have the Queen's Bishop have to do with football and where the hell's the goalie?

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    10. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by master_p · · Score: 1

      Actually it is easy to be a geek and stay healthy: connect your bicycle with a power generator, hook your computer to the generator and off you go! trying to play WoW while knowing keeping the computer going depends on pedalling is the key to good geek heath.

    11. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Kuros_overkill · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you lost me at "give up 30 minutes of WoW"

      I know those words, but that sentance makes no sence.

    12. Re:Eat your cake and burn the calories, too. by Magada · · Score: 0

      You're setting yourself up for a world of pain. Pumping on the bike with your head perpetually twisted to the left is a sure-fire way to get your spine all out of alignment :). Get a wall mount for that monitor. Get a trackball while you're at it too - preferably the flat, no-nonsense air-traffic-controller kind which can be clicked.

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  80. Stupid Stereotype by slagell · · Score: 1

    Me and a bunch of geeky friends do powerlifting competatively. Hell, I just benched 365. Other geeks I know do martial arts or bike regularly. I don't really see any difference between geeks and people doing other kinds of jobs. Now if you isolate your study to just workaholic geeks, yeah it is probably true. But that is true of any workaholic, their lives are unbalnced and they often don't have time to do physical and recreational activities. Just another dumbass sterotype.

  81. Fucking imbecile submitters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.carotids.com.nyud.net:8090/lifestyle/he alth-problems-related-to-the-geek-lifestyle/

    although the original site seems too far down by now for it to work

    1. Re:Fucking imbecile submitters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot itself should share the blame.

  82. Ways to fool the brain by Xeger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always hated exercise-for-exercise's-sake (think treadmills, stationary bikes and StairMasters here) and because of my hectic work schedule and a number of non-physical hobbies, it's rare occasion that I have the time to engage in recreational exercise.

    In the past two years I've been putting on weight, and I'm NOT happy about it. So I've come up with the following workaround:

    1) Buy an iPod

    2) Load it up with good music, audio books, learn-a-language casettes, and other engaging activities

    3) Go to gym; hop on cardio machine of choice; turn iPod up

    4) Zone out as you exercise. Let the audio distract you; try to forget completely about the discomfort of working out, while still concentrating on the physical side of things (are we running fast enough, is our posture correct, etc).

    It works surprisingly well. It's unbelievable how quickly 45 minutes can pass while I'm learning Arabic or reading Joe Haldeman in my head. And the best thing is, I've gotten to the point where I don't strictly *need* the iPod distraction in order to enjoy a workout. I've trained myself to tolerate the mild physical discomfort (sweat, tired muscles, et al) -- though I still enjoy the iPod.

    Yes, I'm a big wimp. But at least I've got mental hacks to compensate for it!

  83. The importance of proper exercise. by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

    Exercising 45 minutes every other day decreases my need for sleep by 1 hour each day. [I don't normally use alarm.]
    Second benefit is that it makes me more awake during day time. The end result is that with routine exercise, I can spend more time with computers than if I don't exercise, and can concentrate more on the task at hand, since with exercise I don't feel sleepy so often until there is time to sleep.

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  84. We Need a Company Masseuse by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Actually after 8 hours of sitting and coding at work my main problem is a sore ass. If drinking a steady supply of diet coke is a health problem then add that to the list too.

    If it wasn't for regular workout classes after work and hiking on weekends I'd probably be gasping like a fish just from walking to my car.

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    1. Re:We Need a Company Masseuse by Kombat · · Score: 1

      If drinking a steady supply of diet coke is a health problem then add that to the list too.

      Actually, depending on where you live and what specific recipe of Diet Coke is used in your region, it could be VERY bad for you. I recognize that the site presentation is a little over-the-top, but it is rooted in real science. I've witnessed first hand how damaging over-consumption of Diet Coke can be. A former roommate of my sister drank large amounts of Diet Coke, on the order of 2 - 3 liters per day. She actually suffered a permanent loss of peripheral vision, to a degree severe enough that she'll never be able to obtain a driver's license again. With the damage already done, she didn't see any reason to stop, and continues to drink Diet Coke.

      The worst part of the story? While she was rooming with my sister in law, they were both in university in Toronto. My sister in law was doing her masters in Biology, while the semi-blind Diet-Coke addict was doing her undergrad degree in (wait for it, wait for it ...) Nutrition.

      The offending ingredient, by the way, is Aspartame. In some areas, the Diet Coke recipe no longer uses Aspartame, and has substituted it with other synthetic sweeteners. So check the label.

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    2. Re:We Need a Company Masseuse by budgenator · · Score: 1

      lets see water pH 7.0, diet coke pH 3.39, battery acid pH 1.0, I guess you want to throw me some more denture bussiness.

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    3. Re:We Need a Company Masseuse by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      lets see water pH 7.0, diet coke pH 3.39, battery acid pH 1.0, I guess you want to throw me some more denture bussiness.

      Sure, no problem. I'll just keep a mouthful of Coke for several hours, since just taking a drink doesn't significantly affect the overall pH of your mouth.

    4. Re:We Need a Company Masseuse by budgenator · · Score: 1

      very interesting, still they are measuring a one minute exposure on teeth coated with plaque and the buffering muco-polysacarides it contains as opposed to drinking all day on what I hope are frequently brushed teeth

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  85. I can relate... by stonewolf · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I'm an older geek. I learned emacs in 1981, learned FORTRAN in 1972.
    I have lived something like the typical geek lifestyle most of my life. I got fat. I got sick. My Dr. told me had to exercise... I hate gyms... Jocks bore me... I took ROTC in high school so I wouldn't have to deal with another coach. What was someone like me going to do for exercise?

    I bought a stationary bike. I wore it out. I bought another one and wore it out at about the same time my Dr. told me to never ride a bike again because the damn seats pinch nerves and make you lose feeling in parts of your body you don't ever want numb... I next wore out a Nordic track machine. And then I wore out several pairs of walking shoes: all of those activities were boring as hell. It was like taking bad tasting medicine. I know it was good for me, but it was hard to make myself do it because it was so boring. At least I could listen to music and even read on the bikes.

    I kept getting older and I kept fluctuating between being fat and not so fat as I overcame the boredom and exercised. I mean seriously, how many times can you walk down the same trail before it becomes so boring that it actually hurts to think about it?

    Finally a friend talked me into taking a class at his Kung Fu school. The first words out of the instructors mouth were "Remember, there is no shame here." And there isn't. There are a variety of activities in each class. It is the hardest work out I ever imagined doing. The combined mental and physical challenge of learning forms is as much fun as solving a hard programming problem or learning a new system. Not to mention that I soon found that the majority of the students are geeks of some sort. Even the master of the school has a Ph.D in neuroscience. Then I started getting in to the internal side of Kung Fu, meditation and Chi Kung, and found more there than I believed was possible.

    I started studying a martial art at age 50. My doctor said I was nuts but that it probably wouldn't kill me. Now he says he is amazed at the physical and mental changes he sees in me. I really believe that if you find a serious martial arts school, *not* one run by a bully show off or that is focused just on winning tournaments, you will find an activity that appeals to geeks the same way science and math appeal and for the same reasons. Even within the same style there are good schools and there are bad schools. The master makes the difference.

    I never believed I would look forward to spending 2 or more hours at a time sweating so hard that puddles form around my feet when I take a break, but I do.

    Stonewolf

    P.S.

    I am not claiming I am any good at Kung Fu. I am just saying that I love it and I am getting amazing benefits from it. Unlike some styles Kung Fu is appropriate for people of all ages.

    1. Re:I can relate... by daeley · · Score: 1

      Between his naysaying bikes and kung fu, your doctor sounds like he needs to get out more. ;D

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  86. They Forgot About the Electric Slide Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that most of us self respecting geeks masturbate frequently, one of the main problems we all experience a lot is the "electric slide". That's when the skin on your shaft becomes so loose from being streched, pulled and rubbed that you can barely feel anything anymore. How the hell do you take care of that?! That's what we really want to know!

  87. Nonsense! I've no trouble running around! by cryptomancer · · Score: 1

    During the day I do my 8-and-some-odd hours of programming, designing, planning, surfing, email, meetings, 2~4 IM conversations, etc. etc., so I have the multitasking requisites.

    And in the evenings, I do a lot of running. Run down the hall, up the stairs, jump the ledge and pickup the rocket launcher, chase down the guy with the railgun heading for his fave camping spot, and then to the four corners of the map to frag the others. Then I was running up and down the main road of Durotar I don't know how many times, and then a lot of swimming off the coast of Desolace. And not done yet, I even ran around Paragon City- which I might add is not pedestrian-friendly!

    All that running had my heart beating plenty! ^_~

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  88. Here? In the NW Atlanta metro with no sidewalks? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm not suicidal. :-)

    I could have ridden my bike for a while while living up in the Twin Cities (very different road development and much mellower drivers), but here it really wouldn't work very well. The roads don't seemed designed for bikes or pedestrian traffic at all, and folks here are a lot more aggressive when it comes to slow objects blocking their precious traffic lanes.

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  89. A good book on safe bicycle commuting by dsplat · · Score: 1

    Bicycle commuting is not necessarily as dangerous as you think. There are conditions under which I won't ride, including dangerous traffic conditions. However, I have commuted on busy city streets and secondary highways. It is worth it to learn about safety. I don't live in a particularly bike-friendly city, although it isn't actively bike-hostile either. I recommend John Forester's book Effective Cycling. He can be a bit strident on some issues, but his advice on safety has saved me from at least two accidents.

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  90. BS..... by CFTM · · Score: 1

    Articles like these anger me because it's creating excuses for ourselves. I weighed 245 lbs my junior year of high school and not because I was unable to focus on those tasks. The fact was I was a lazy geek who preferred playing computer games and eating lots of junk food as opposed to busting my ass everyday like I do now. That was eight years ago, I weigh 155 lbs [only 5'9]and look amazing [I've been told I look like Brad Pitt by women]. It was done through a whole lot of hard work; the same sort of dedication and focus that I put in to learning the geek stuff in the first place.

    Excuses are pointless, small changes over a prolonged period of time make a huge difference.

  91. best geek exercise available by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

    Dance games. DDR, In The Groove, you name it. I started about six months ago and have dropped 40 pounds playing a video game. Check it out, you might be surprised how much fun it is.

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  92. DANGER! Bulging disc potential!! by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    Please be careful with the exercise you mentioned. I once gave myself a bulging disc after I was already working out and tried that machine and thought "hey, this is easy!" and did a bunch of reps (probably while jacked up on endorphins). Two days later I was in excruciating pain with psiatic nerve pain shooting down my leg. MRI said my L5S1 was nearly busted.

    Turns out that your discs have 13 layers but only the last one has nerve endings in it. The gel at the center pushed through all the rest due to lifelong bad sitting posture (jut your butt out when you sit up, don't slouch in the chair like I tended to do!!). I am a fairly prototypical geek (spend a lot of time in a sedentary position) so I highly advise anyone younger than me (34, just turned today) who hasn't had back problems yet to do the bridge exercises mentioned elsewhere in the replies here, every day or evening. 10 reps of raise, hold, one leg up/down, other leg up/down, lower. They come from yoga and help me to control the back issues greatly! (that plus mild exercise). While you're at it you should also do some situps as so-called "core strength" (torso muscles) helps a lot towards fitness.

    All this I learned from my physical therapist (very good) who I got for the bulging disc.

    Most non-geeks who are "naturally physically active" don't have this issue as their back muscles get strengthened naturally. Me, I have to treat exercise like "brushing my teeth" and do it out of health and a bit of vanity, not so much because it's fun or because I feel like doing it. It does feel good afterwards, however.

  93. Poor posture can be a SERIOUS problem by BigBadPete · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Allow me to relate a problem I've been fighting for over a year now.

    I used to sit at my computer at home the way I've seen many folks sit at theirs: slouched down in a low-backed chair with your back at about a 40-70 degree angle and head upright (with nothing supporting it besides my neck) looking at the screen. I spent probably six or seven years doing that on a regular basis for hours on end with no apparent problems. At work I sat correctly in an ergonomic chair with everything set up properly, keyboard and monitor at the proper height and all that jazz. During this time I also did weight training and martial arts quite regularly, and I was quite healthy and rarely sick.

    Then one day I realized I had a dull pain in my back, just between my left scapula and spine, that got a little worse when I moved my head certain ways. Thinking I'd just injured myself in one of my non-sedentary hobbies, I went to a chiropractor who managed to fix me up in about three or four weeks, and I was symptom-free again. Then the pain came back, and I went back to the chiro and got re-adjusted and felt fine, the pain came back again...and so on for a few months. Eventually I started feeling pain and tingling in my fingers and hands, and severe muscle cramps in my upper back. It also spread to both sides of my back.

    I finally saw a doctor who referred me to an osteopath (D.O.) who gave me almost the same therapy (the manipulations felt identical, in all the same places, even though he claimed that osteopathy and chiropractic were quite different) as the chiropractor had with some acupuncture added in. Again he'd get me fixed up, and I'd relapse, and so on for another few months.

    Oddly enough, even though they both told me that proper posture was the key to feeling better, it didn't sink in exactly what I was doing wrong the entire time. I figured that since I sat properly at an ergonomically-organized workstation at the office all day and had completely given up my strenuous hobbies that I couldn't be doing anything wrong.

    It took weeks of googling before I finally found a concise, lucid explanation for what was going wrong: the way I'd been sitting at home (at the PC and the TV) was putting stress on my scalene muscles, which were helping to stabilize my head and neck in that position. Those muscles in turn are connected to the first two ribs at the top of the rib cage, and the first rib was being pulled slightly out of position by the over-developed and tense scalenes. It fit with what the osteopath had told me ("Your first rib is out of place") and the treatment I'd been getting the entire time. I just kept yanking everything back out again with an hour or so of video gaming or internet chatting while slouched and relaxing.

    So, now I'm pursuing treatment with my chiro again since my insurance stopped paying for the osteopath (who was being billed as a physical therapist, even though he didn't seem to operate much differently from my chiropractor). I'm just hoping I didn't wise up too late to fix my back for good. I'm now sitting up straight at home, and I can definitely tell that the postural correction is what I needed. Although my back is still a bit sore, my symptoms aren't nearly as bad as they were at their worst; practically no tingling or pain in the arms and hands, and the muscle cramps aren't as bad, nor are they getting worse.

    So kids, your parents were right, sitting up straight IS important, because you can cause very serious health problems with a few years of bad habits.

    1. Re:Poor posture can be a SERIOUS problem by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I found your message interesting, since for some time now I've been trying to improve my posture. However, I've not really got any professional advice on this. I sit straight in my chair when at the computer. My couch doesn't really lend itself to sitting up straight, but I don't watch much TV anyway. One thing I'm missing in your message is what is the correct position for the head to be in? You talk about having the head "upright" as if it's a bad thing, but surely that's the natural position for the head to be in?

  94. Sweeping Generalization by GoGoGadgetFeet · · Score: 1

    This is just another case of a journalist making sweeping generalizations in order to get people to read an article. It's obviously not true: I'm both a nerd (CompSci grad student) AND an athlete (competitive swimmer for my school's varsity team). On my swim team there are several others I'd call geeks/nerds. In my lab there are several others I consider athletes. Case in point.

  95. you can be a geek and healthy by Thaelon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My chest and shoulders are actively hurting right now because of the rigorous resistance training I did yesterday as I sit here looking at a monitor display and typing on an ergonomic keyboard while I pretend to be writing java code.

    I highly encourage you to get to the gym, make yourself go regularly. The health benefits are outstanding, and the girls definitely pay more attention. Most people will be impressed simply because you're a geek and a gym rat.

    I'm not trying to delude anyone. You're not going to turn into Arnold Schwarzenegger if you're a scrawny fucker like me, but if you seriously commit to it the difference will surprise you and maybe even get you laid. Besides, the chicks at the gym are often hot, and they don't wear those outfits anywhere else. ;-)

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    1. Re:you can be a geek and healthy by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you are really sore a day later, you might want to reevaluate your exercise program. If you are just starting out, it's okay(likely) to be sore a day later, but if you have been lifting regularly and are sore a day later, that's a pretty good sign that you are overdoing it. You might get better results by backing off some.

      It's not rocket science; muscles need time to heal, if you go too far, you do so much damage that you end up missing out on gym time because you haven't healed yet. If you do less damage, you heal faster and end up getting better results.

      I'm not a qualified trainer or anything, and there's no way to actually know much based on your post, but I do know that the soreness goes away if you are doing things right. Especially day later soreness.

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    2. Re:you can be a geek and healthy by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Arnie was scrawny when he was younger (119 pounds). Most body builders were. They have naturally low body fat and then use exercise to pump up their muscles.

      People who are naturally bulkier will tend to run to fat. Then they have to diet to bring down their body fat, which makes it harder to bulk up their muscles.

      It's not the scrawny that's the problem. You aren't built like Arnie because

      1. You probably don't exercise more than forty hours a week (six is a lot for most amateurs).

      2. No steroids.

      3. You don't sound like you always went to the gym. Arnie became Arnie with years of treating exercise as a full time job.

    3. Re:you can be a geek and healthy by morie · · Score: 1

      Soreness (as in muscle ache) need not be an problem in your excercise scheme, depending on what you want to achieve in your training.

      Hell, I may not be a geek professionally (more like the amateur-geek-in-hart who poses as a marketeer in the daytime. Man, do I feel like superman all of the sudden) but I am a varsity rowing coach. When we are building power, muscle ache is common and recovery time for an athlete is in the range of 48 hrs. When building stamina, recovery should be complete in 24h max and there should be no muscle ache.

      Training means telling the muscles they have to wake up and build more muscle/get more efficient in burning fuel with/without oxygen (power/aerobe/anaerobe excercise). One way of getting the muscle to wake up is to hurt it a bit, by either overexcerting it _a bit_ or by flooding it with lactic acid due to lack of oxygen. both cause soreness that can last up to several days

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    4. Re:you can be a geek and healthy by leland242 · · Score: 1

      "People who are naturally bulkier will tend to run to fat. Then they have to diet to bring down their body fat, which makes it harder to bulk up their muscles."

      While I agree with you that diet is required for an overweight person to "see" results from the gym, I disagree that it's difficult to increase muscle mass. I'd argue that a reasonably active fat person would increase in strength faster than a thin person - simply because moving themselves around requires more effort. (I say reasonably active because some fat people have virtually no muscle mass due to complete inactivity).

    5. Re:you can be a geek and healthy by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      It's easy enough to add muscle mass. It's hard to add muscle mass *and* keep the fat down. I.e. they're dieting and bulking up. Meanwhile, the naturally thin person just bulks up.

      I should also point out that I'm talking about professional body builders here, not people like me. If I exercised more and ate a better diet, I could add muscle and lose weight at the same time. However, if I got my body fat under 10% and tried to keep it there while adding muscle mass, I'd make slow progress.

      To me, it sounds like you're starting with a fat person and saying that it would be easy to add muscle mass and reduce fat at the same time. I would agree with that. However, I'm starting with in shape people who want to get more in shape but run to fat. These people don't have the easy gains of limited initial muscle mass. They struggle to keep their body fat down. Exercise helps, but it's still hard to get to a professional bodybuilder level.

  96. "I'm too smart to be able to run miles..." by ametarou · · Score: 1

    High marks for geek arrogance...

    Is it surprising that this same brain does not do well when forced to isolate down to one task

    Is the author trying to imply that it is his highly-developed, "multi-tasking" brain that gets bored with focusing on the task of jogging and thus prevents him from running miles? Please...it's the 12 hours a day of being stuck in front of a PC (for work or play) that has caused the rest of his body to go to waste. It's called being out of shape, and it doesn't help to dance around the fact by trying to claim it has something to do with your superior intelligence (though that seems to be the knee-jerk reaction of the geek-crowd when it's time to explain a perceived deficiency or weakness).

  97. Interrupted Sleep by darthservo · · Score: 1
    From what I recall reading (before it got /.ed), I remember the article stated that some patients complained about waking up periodically throughout the night when they'd rather want a deep, solid sleep.

    Personally, I enjoy waking up periodically throughout the night. I hate the feeling of going to bed at 10:30, then 'two seconds' later being woken up by my alarm at 6:30. Sleeping directly through like that doesn't help me personally feel any more rested - it makes me think I got pwned. If I can wake up and see I have four, two, even one hour left, I feel better knowing that I can indeed put my head back down and go back to sleep.

    I think I just get satisfaction from the fact that I can go back to sleep and do not have to wake up just yet. This feeling got to the point that I used to set my alarm clock to interrupt me at 2:30 (before I got married, and for some reason that needed to stop).

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  98. eyesight, off-topic Re:Sounds mostly familiar by gemtech · · Score: 1

    I've very blind myself (20/1000, the big E is 20/400). I'm 49 years old now, been wearing bi-focals for the last 8 years. I wore contacts (-7 diopters) for 15 years before that. I've tried the weaker contact in one eye for reading, but it won't work for me because I don't have a dominant eye (most baseball shortstops do not have a dominant eye). And for real close up work, I take off my glasses.

    Laser surgery is not an option as I would loose the ability to see up real close.

    And yes, I lost 40 pounds 2.5 years ago with a real novel approach: each less and healthier food, nothing after 8pm, exercise (mostly treadmill at 4mph for 30 minutes). It took 9 months.

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  99. Forget eyestrain... by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    The 100+ pounds you put on while squinting at a screen 12 hours a day, drinking nothing but sugary soda dosen't help... unless you like injecting yourself with insulin two or three times a day.

    Been there, done... oh wait, time to inject my insulin.

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  100. Seriously by raygundan · · Score: 1

    Get out and do something, folks.

    If you live somewhere nice, start biking until you handle the distance to bike to work. I substituted a bike commute for my regular commute for three seasons of the year, and I could make the 10-mile trip in almost exactly the same time as I could in a car. Net result: 60 minutes a day of outstanding cardiovascular excercise with no impact on my schedule whatsoever.

    And of course, a 30-minute run is no huge time drain, either. Do it in the morning before you shower, and there's no second-shower time penalty either.

    1. Re:Seriously by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 1

      Do you have showers at the office?

      I would do this in a heartbeat, but I *hate* being sweaty and trying to sit still.

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    2. Re:Seriously by raygundan · · Score: 1

      Used to, but I don't anymore. For a while in between I was on a job next-door to a gym, and I worked out a deal with them. For the time being, though, I just make time to excercise elsewhere.

    3. Re:Seriously by daeley · · Score: 1

      What you do instead is:

      1. Wait 10-15 mins after arriving to cool down. You will sweat a bit thanks to not having airflow cooling you off. :)

      2. Go to the rest room with a trusty package of wipes -- you can use unscented baby wipes or similar -- and a stick of deodorant, both of which you can leave in a cubicle drawer. Clean yourself off, and you're good to go.

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  101. Huh? by Woldry · · Score: 1

    From TFA: The bed should only be used for two things-sex and sleep. If one is awake in bed for more than 10-15 minutes, one should get up and do something non-stimulating. Listening to music or reading are excellent choices. Lying in bed and watching TV or using the laptop are the worst. These stimulate the brain to wake up even more.

    So now watching TV is more stimulating than reading?!?

    When the hell did that happen?

    I don't know about other people, but I almost never fall asleep reading. I almost always fall asleep if all I'm doing is watching TV (as opposed to having it on the background while I read/sew buttons back on/pay bills/cook/work out/tweak the software on the laptop/play piano/do dishes/fold laundry etc.)

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    1. Re:Huh? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      heh i can get 12 hours of sleep, be wide awake at like 12PM, sun shining.. i sit down to read a book and ill be asleep in a half hour. but I can stay up for days watching tv

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    2. Re:Huh? by Anthony · · Score: 1

      "Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster." Harry Wormwood

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  102. IM A FUCKIN PUSSY AND GET HURT COMPUTING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BOO HOO, yet another shit slashdot story

  103. Well... by badfish274 · · Score: 1

    glad to see sexually transmitted diseases aren't on the list.

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  104. Important Info for All Geeks fit or not by mikehilly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since college, I have gained some weight to the point where I was not happy with myself. Not massive, but to the point where it limited some of the things I did and for how long before being completely winded or tired. My wife and I (she really exists) bought a fancy smancy scale to tell help us keep track of progress and we started a journey together. She works with Weight Watches and I have been keeping track of my progress at https://www.presidentschallenge.org/login/index.as px I know how much everyone likes Pres Bush and all, but this site is handy for keeping track of progress. Anyways, for me it was just making time to get out and exercise. Walk your freaking dog people!! Don't have a dog; go on a walk with your girlfriend/wife. Don't have a significant other; then go out by yourself. Just exercise. Takes about 30 mins 5 times a week. Don't have to get super fit or anything, just start working on it. For me, I have been doing my exercise about 4 weeks now and have lost about 10 pounds, but the important part is that I sleep better, am more productive at work, have more energy in general and love life more. Take the challenge. Exercise consistently for a month and see if you can tell a difference in weight and energy levels in your life. If you are happy with it, then continue. If not, then see your doctor and work out a plan. We are not doomed to a life of unhealthy habits and choices.

  105. Problems by homeysimpson · · Score: 1

    I've worked on a computer for 11 years now and recently started playing bass guitar on a regular basis. Having poor posture over those many years has hurt quite a bit. Started out with cubital tunnel in the elbow, caused numb pinky and ring finger. Got that under control, now working down the carpal tunnel, which numbs the other fingers. Now, part of this was from sleeping all curled up on my hands, but a lot is due to my poor posture at work. Odd thing is none of this would have shown up had I not starting playing bass. PS to get rid of the various tunnels, I've worn a sports brace for the elbow, and the hand, and also changed my sleep habits and my posture at work. Lemme tell ya, sleepless nights suck when your trying to change a sleeping habit.

  106. It ain't the multitasking, fatass. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't kid yourself. It has nothing to do with "multitasking". It has everything to do with the fact that we do nothing but sit in front of computers, day in, day out.

    And I really don't think any geek is better at "multitasking" then a normal person. Watch any basketball player -- they're definitely keeping track of a lot of variables. Watch any nerd -- they're dinking around in Eclipse all day long. Who's multitasking?

    Physical fitness is not some mental thing. It takes hard work.

  107. The article's assumptions are not cromulent by jonathantu · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've long considered myself both a nerd and a jock. I was glued to AD&D source books and frantically backstabbing in many a MUD at the same time that I was playing four sports in high school. In the same way that I had a deep love for a wide array of academic topics - literature and history in particular, with dashes of science thrown in for good measure - I found that playing a different sport every three months (football in the fall, wrestling in the winter and track and field in the spring) as well as a year and life long commitment to hockey all made my life a little better.

    I'm proud of being a nerd and hopeful that one day we can continue the peace process [theonion.com], and one reason I don't mind being called such affectionately is that being a nerd also means you're not exactly hung up on what others think of you or of what you should be doing. Ultimately, to me, that's always meant that the things I enjoy - whether it's reading slashdot, watching college football, laughing at WoW stamina jokes even though I've never played, playing hockey, contributing to wikipedia, etc. - are not mutually exclusive even though in some quarters they might be considered so.

    Does being interested in open source make me any less of an athlete? Does being able to bench press 315 pounds make me any less a nerd? Does my posing hypothetical questions in this manner affect a butterfly's ability in Rhodesia to affect weather patterns in Salem, Oregon? I think the answer to all those questions are the same, though the cheeky amongst you will probably have a different one than me.

    To me being a nerd is about not placing too much importance in what others may think of you and your lifestyle, and that's always implied a highly analytical approach to life and the optimum and most efficient avenues of existence. All my best friends are nerds who can play some mean puck. One is, quite literally, a rocket scientist. Another is studying to become a vet. Those who are smart realize that physical activity is conductive to and a part of excellent mental acuity. This idea of nerds being pocket protector wearing, weak limbed, pasty faced slobs has never held a place in my world. We approach our physical health the same way we do our mental well being: efficiently, and with the question of "How best to optimize my existence so that I may continue doing the things I love?"

    It just so happens that for us, exercising embiggens our ability to play hockey, to drink, to drink while playing table hockey and to think clearly about how to alleviate/avoid hangovers so we can plan our next hockey/drinking/drinking hockey escapade with the highest level of operability.

    Finally, the nerds I know who exercise (and there are a lot) approach it with an almost maniacal determination to get it exactly right. They're the guys who know at what intervals they should be hitting their sets, who have graphically tracked their heart rates and their maxes and exactly what days that spinning class is offered. And they definitely don't wear some of the ridiculous outfits I've seen on some of the more "health conscious" individuals at the 24 Hour Fitness on Sunset Boulevard and Vine; the term "functional clothing" has probably never entered those people's minds.

    My nerd life is healthy as can be, thank you. In fact, thanks to this nagging shoulder injury acquired from completely crushing my buddy during a pick up game of hockey, I could probably use a little more nerd and a little less jock right now. But that doesn't mean I won't pretend I'm paying attention in yoga - I've deduced it's the best way to stretch and get a great view of the female fauna so long as you're positioned optimally. Mirrors + understanding of angles of incidence and reflection = crazy delicious.

  108. Think: female body and newton's third law of mo by DanceBee · · Score: 1

    I've been a geek since early adulthood, I've probably spent a few years sitting in chairs in front of screens, but a few years ago I discovered the ultimate form of fast, effortless, human body optimization - high-energy partner dancing. I'm talking swing, lindy hop, and the new fusions of tango and blues dancing.

    Think of improvisational partner dancing (from the male perspective) as a cross between a romantic simulation (think 3-minute relationship), an exploration of the physics of the female body, and an an all-out aerobic workout set to playful yet subversively naughty tunes.

    No - better yet, it is like being a musican, but your instrument is the female body, and yet the dance shares all the semantics of wholesome family fun with no risky exchanges of bodily fluids. The female body is not a difficult instrument to play - think visual basic learning curve, certainly not Java or C++. And the user-interface is drop-dead elegant - there's no syntax - just Newton's Third Law of Motion.

    Because of the physical exertion involved, especially with fast-tempo music, your brain will be awash in a sea of endorphins that will nuke your headaches, and all that jumping around does wonders for getting your keyboard and chair-sculpted frame back into optimal form. Spinning fast with a partner will give you an experiential understanding of the moment of inertia of a binary mass system that you won't soon forget. You'll be so exhausted when you get home that all you'll be able to think about is sleep.

    So think about all of the beautiful women around the planet, who are just waiting for your finely nuanced application of rotational inertia.

    1. Re:Think: female body and newton's third law of mo by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      Females? Partners? How does this apply to geeks?

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  109. Friction burns by Expert+Determination · · Score: 1

    Nobody mentioned those. And on my hand too.

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  110. Go Hashing! by QuietRiot · · Score: 1

    No - you don't smoke it. You _run_ it. A 'drinking club with a running problem' is their tagline and it's a wonderful way to get exercise, meet fun people, and have a beer "on trail."

    About, history, etc. Also take a look at the dictionary.

    It's a lot of fun. I'm a member of Sir Walter's Hash House Harriers in "The Triangle" (Raleigh, Chapel Hill, Durham, NC) and you can find all past hashes here. They've even got stats : (mine) , (all).

    If you'd like to hang out with people with names like Ass Clown,
    E'lickser, SpongeDick NoPants, Turns'Em Gay, Ball Me, Banger Not, Better Not Suck,Big Box,Blows the Hammer,Briar Breast ,BubbaGump, Buckafuffalo, Cheese Infection,Cock Cleaner,Condomint,Cracked Nuts, Endangered Feces,Finger Licking Good, Gigglegasm,Goes Down Hard, Mary Lou Rotten, and Photo Spread, find a local hash and run!

    It's a world-wide thing that began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938 so there's probably one near you, regardless of the continent you live on. LINKS

    Faster than geocaching - and they have beer! On-On!

  111. Long Live Geeks! by iwsnet · · Score: 0

    Would there even be an Internet if not for geeks???

  112. It's got nothing to do with your brain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about your lungs and muscles. I was a track athlete at a division 1 school, where I studied computer science, and learned Java. Running doesn't even require the use of your brain (consciously) and I would often go for a run if I got "coder's-block" while I was working on my homework, and it usually helped to get me to clear my mind and refocus. Sometimes I would even have to cut my run short to get back and finish coding before I forgot my solution.

  113. But that would cut into my beer drinking time by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Well, maybe I should exercise more, but you don't need a book to tell you that.

    This random review agrees

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  114. Mutlitasking and running a mile are not comparable by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I were to go and try to run a few miles this weekend, I would not be able to easily do so. [...] However, if you take one of the these college basketball athletes, any of them would be able to run miles without even breathing heavy. However, if you made them sit down and try to learn Java for 12 hours a day, most of them would be asleep at their desk before lunch. The typical geek trains their brain to be heavily focused while multitasking day after day. Is it surprising that this same brain does not do well when forced to isolate down to one task?

    So if you were to tell your basic geek to Juggle with one hand, play sudoku on their cell phone with the other AND run a mile it would be no problem. Somehow I don't think concentration has anything to do with the heavy breathing...

  115. multitask?? by burnunit0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's asinine. Athletes train their bodies, reflexes and "game brains" to multitask just as much as a geek. Java might be really hard to learn, but so is executing a double play; running the triangle offense; or reading coverages while deciding between the called timing route, checking down to the crossing route, or going to the outlet receiver while evading a pack of 6-foot-seven, 360 pound men in plastic armor who are freaking nimble. And some of these athletes do multiple sports. This author does a disservice to geeks (many of whom are athletic and fit) AND to jocks (many of whom are brilliant both in their sports and "conventional" measures of intelligence).

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    1. Re:multitask?? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      Stop talking in sportso-gibberish and buzzwords. I can't understand you.

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  116. mod me down for ignorance by KanSer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Someone please mod me down for fucking up my tags.

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  117. Healthy Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is possible to combine a geek livelihood with a healthy lifestyle.

    I develop engineering software (lead programmer) and do engineering work for 8 - 10 hours a day in front of a computer. But I also ride my bike to work whenever possible (14 km each way), I do yoga twice a week, and I hold a 3rd-degree black belt (sandan) in karate -- working out intensively two times a week, 3 hours at a time. I'm 6'2" with a BMI of just over 25, which would just put me in the overweight category -- except it ain't fat, baby! Weight control is no problem with this regimen.

    I'll probably drop dead from an aneurysm within the next couple of decades because my diet sucks, I'm frequently short on sleep, and my kids sometimes stress me out. But in the meantime I'm healthy, reasonably happy, and still having fun. And you can too!

  118. blindness by peterfa · · Score: 0, Troll

    Masturbation causes blindness, so that's a big problem for all geeks.

  119. IT Schedule and after-work exercise... by Namlak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The L.A. Times just ran an article about those who mountain bike in the dark to accomodate a busy life. I ride with the featured club twice a week and even though a geek and someone who grew up with asthma, my cardio capability has increased many-fold in the two years since adopting this practice. And when I come back to work the next day after a ride, I feel more flexible and have much much less back, neck, and shoulder stiffness/pain/headaches.

    So although I work for a high-pressure "full commitment"-type IT job in this company (200 desktops in five locations on both coasts and two contries and an IT staff of "me" for everything from desktop support to network to web app programming), I can jet out of work at 5pm, catch an evening ride and come back at the perfect time to do server/network or some "leave me alone and let me write code" work.

    1. Re:IT Schedule and after-work exercise... by mattrey666 · · Score: 1


      I bike and run at night. I find it to be safer than during the weekday or evening, because there's less traffic. I started biking to work, since traffic was so bad, and I made it to work and back almost as fast as driving (16 miles each way). I then took up running at night, then swimming during the evenings. I started lifting weights a little bit too. I lost 50 lbs in about 9 months, then did my first sprint triathlon, then did a half-ironman in 15 months, and did pretty well.

      To make a long story short, I wound up qualifying for and competing in the Hawaii Ironman last year, which was really the thrill of a lifetime. I've never had throngs of people cheer me on to write code.

      I still get to write a lot of software, but I don't play computer games, watch TV, or waste time. I bike everywhere. I never drive if I can help it.

      And I still crush ungodly quantities of code at high quality.

      Sure beats the long night sessions of Unreal Tournament....

  120. multitasking isn't all it's cracked up to be by bitt3n · · Score: 1

    I must admit that sometimes multitasking causes me to make stu//http:www.hotnuns.compid mistakes

  121. Simple Diet by rjstanford · · Score: 2, Informative
    Or you can do what I did (which got me from 240+ to 170). This assumes that you're maintaining your weight without issue:

    • Eat a bit less of everything. Some suggestions:
      • Skip "free" food like chips and breadsticks except while you're eating your entree
      • Eat your sides only until your main food is gone - no more mopping up sauce or beans after you're "done"
      • Switch to diet soda
      • Cut back any meal you eat alone to 400-500 calories (eg: 9 bagel bites), but at most one meal per day

    • Do more physical activity. Suggestions:
      • Get an audible.com subscription
      • (what I did): Walk around your living room listening to a DVD commentary track every evening before bed
      • Join a low-stress into sports league
      • Do whatever your slightly more in-shape buddies do, with them

    • Think about food before you eat it. Read nutrition labels. Mentally convert calories into miles-of-walking before eating. If you still want it, go ahead and eat it. If not, put it back.
    • Work out for 30 minutes a 2-3 times a week, in the gym. It really does make you feel better, even if it won't directly help you lose weight.

    That's it. Take in (a few) less calories, and burn (a few) more. No deprivation, no hardship, no math. And it works. Make your net change a whopping 250 calories a day (less than 2 cans of soda) and you'll lose 25 pounds over the course of a year. Do more, and lose faster - just don't do too much so that you feel like its a pain. And yeah, it may take a year or more (depending on your activities and how much you have to lose), but think about it - if you're heavy, a year from now wouldn't you rather be lighter? You're going to be a year older either way, so its not like it really costs you much to lose the bulk...
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  122. Re: waterproof mp3 player by maxume · · Score: 1

    You can make one out of money:

    http://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/001118.php

    It's kind of cool, but for me, it still fits into the 'They make what?' category.

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  123. optical goggles by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Informative
    I've got terrible vision, nearsighted with astigmatism. I lost interest in swimming when I couldn't see anything clearly, such as walls, other swimmers, and lounging girls.

    Various manufacturers make goggles with optical correction, usually available in whole and half-diopter increments. I got some reasonably close to my prescription for $20 and am quite impressed with my vision, especially underwater. They're also handy in duststorms, and when welding/grinding/drilling above my head.

    Now I can navigate from the locker room to the pool without glasses, and avoid obstacles while swimming. Plus my eyes don't burn from chlorine.

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    1. Re:optical goggles by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. I get it!

      That sounds good too... I don't see very well without my glasses on, and contacts drive me nuts.

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  124. Re: waterproof mp3 player by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    heh, you can see my opinion of that here

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  125. No excuse for no exercise. by thealsir · · Score: 0

    Hehe, nice to see another U of A'er around on /. I code for three websites, take computer engineering classes, and still find time to run from the dorm to the mall, downtown and back AND lift weights everyday. The pudgy/to-be people are all sitting behind their comps in dark rooms playing WoW.

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  126. Physical fitness and multi tasking by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    When I had a bicycle, and the time to ride it, I would ride along the San Gabrial River (in California) before work and think about the code I needed to write that day, or the problems I encountered the day before. I didn't always write the code in my head or resolve the problems but it made the ride less boring.

  127. make a note by 3mpire · · Score: 0

    this has been the most rational thread of comments on /. evar. ...why is that ;)

  128. Bicycle commuting works for me by jridley · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was approaching 200 pounds and resolved to reverse that trend, so I started running on the treadmill at work, got to 4 miles a day. The problem is, it's deadly dull even with music, and then I got a stress fracture in my shin and had to stop for a while.

    So I bought a decent bike and started commuting 21 miles round trip a day. It's now my favorite part of the day, I get about 70 minutes a day to de-stress and to do my creative thinking that I normally only had a 5 minute shower a day to do it in.

    I find I get a (perhaps perverse) sense of pleasure in riding in all kinds of weather; below-zero (F) temps, 40-MPH headwinds, rain storms, whatever. If you're well equipped (rain gear and lighting) it's great fun. The first year it's tough to keep motivated, but once I got in shape, I found that on the days that I drove, I ALWAYS wished I would have ridden instead, and I NEVER wished I'd driven when I rode in. Now I simply don't drive unless I absolutely have to.

    I get to work, and back home again, feeling like superman and ready to do anything. Also as an environmentalist I like the fact that every day I ride I kick out 20 pounds less CO2 into the atmosphere.

    At 42 after 2 years of riding I'm in better shape than I ever have been. I hope to continue riding daily until I'm physically unable to anymore, which could be a long time since people who keep up that level of activity often continue to ride into their 80's and 90's; regular aerobic exercise is better than anything else to make you feel great and not wind up a drooling wreck in a rest home at 70.

  129. Re:A little suggestion by symbolic · · Score: 2, Informative


    I got tired of the large phone books I get each year cluttering up my shelf space. Rather than throw three of them away, I stacked them atop one another, interlocking the first/last half inch or so of pages between them. Voila...an instant stepper. It's really not hard to push your chair out of the way and step for 10-30 minutes at a time - and you can really get your pulse elevated doing it. Just be wary of the occasional misstep - it's not as sturdy as a manufactured step, but used with a bit of attention, it's still very effective.

  130. What a revelation! by ElboRuum · · Score: 1

    So what this article is really trying to say is that if I sit in front of a computer for 8-16 hours a day without getting exercise, I'll get back pain and probably a really fat ass?

    Well what can I say, but DERRRRRRRRRRR.

    I'm so glad that dude is here to tell us these things.

  131. Here's the real health problems w/geek lifestyle. by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Many of us geeks are known for working late through the night, drinking mountain dew by the 2 litre bottle and iced coffee hopped up on sugar, and pizza... lots of pizza. So what does that get us...
    Type II diabetes. And when you get it you have to keep it under control.

  132. I so wish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I so wish things were always that easy. Been a skinny geek all my life, and a relatively healthy one (although I didn't eat so well before). But after being in a MVA I'm now stuck with a half dozen bad discs/vertebraes in my cervical spine... Tried everything - over 100h of physio, a couple chiros, seen all kinds of doctors and specialists including a orthpedic surgeon, a neurologist who tried botox injections on my back muscles, also had nerve blocks done, been to two pain clinics - you name it, I've tried it. Some of it has helped and still does to some extent, but my main way to cope with pain is still morphine (120mg+ a day). It sucks (being stuck on heavy narcs/pain 24x7/the weight gain/lower self-esteem/other health problems/whatever - all of it). I've gained a lot of weight since then, even if I'm eating far healthier now (trying to get the kids to eat right and I'm single parent). Just because I can't do too much exercise, it just lowers your metabolism a lot. Basically the only thing I can do that won't increase pain too much is walking, and that's rather time consuming (again, I'm single parent).

  133. All wrong! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Get an ergonomic split keyboard so your nose can rest on the split between the two halfs of the keyboard

    s/nose/dick/ those split keyboards are for computer sex.

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  134. Better sports for a geek by WotanKhan · · Score: 1
    Agreed in principle, but there are sports out there much more suited for a geek:

    Fencing is top of my list. You'll feel right at home with many of its practitioners, and can chat about fantasy novels, MMORPGS, or chess on the sidelines. The sport itself is so cerebral that a common saying is that once you fully understand fencing, you are too old to practice it. That, and the fact that it is primarily an individual sport make it ideal for the kind of personality that gravitates to software engineering. One can participate the sport at varying levels, from the casual social fencer who mostly chats at the local club, to the obsessed competitor flying to regional tournaments and contending for national rankings.

    Climbing is a geek sport if ever there was one. With an endless array of devices and techniques to obsess over, and a huge mental component it is no wonder that most of the climbers I run into tend to be engineers. While a belayer is necessary, it is again primarily an individual sport. The overly thin build of many geeks is an ideal starting point once they cultivate a little strength. The heavier set folks can still participate at the level they are comfortable with.

    Other athletic pursuits where you will find a heavy proportion of brainy types are backpacking, ultimate frisbee, and archery. There really is no incompatibility between the mindset of a developer, computer gamer and an athlete. In fact, I think of them as merely different kinds of geeks. Or, as in my case, the same kind.

    1. Re:Better sports for a geek by DZign · · Score: 1

      My sport is target rifle shooting.. 10 meter air rifle and smallbore.
      Definitely a geek/zen sport and for those people who are perfectionists
      (if you're no perfectionist you won't be motivated to aim for a 1/2 millimeter dot 10 meter away and do it over and over again).

      The 'problem' is you need to train certain skills to be good but shooting itself won't always help you develop them.
      It's a zen sport, you need to concentrate and make your mind empty.. so shooting helps to relax, but on the other hand if you just have too many things on your mind and can't forget them you won't shoot well. So one should learn relaxation techniques also.

      And to be good you have to train your body, run and swim.. train the back muscles. I noticed my shooting improved when I biked to work, since I have a motorcycle it's worse again. So the shooting competition motivates me to do other sports that I wouldn't do otherwise (some situps and now the weather is better I'll finally start running).

      And for those who think it's no real sport: it's weird but after shooting for half an hour to an hour and you're wet and sweating.. without having lifted your feet from the ground once or doing large movements with your arms, it's just from concentration (and the thick jacket also helps :)

    2. Re:Better sports for a geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about karate? Get yourself a good teacher, though. Extremely active, very low impact (even sparring, if correctly done is low impact). Plus it is a very 'techie' sport - there are centuries of theory behind each move. Like fencing, it takes years and years to master it, yet you feel you are learning something new each day.

  135. STOP THE PRESSES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean geeks are physically stunted, and jocks are mentally and emotionally stunted?

    NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL NEWS OF THE 21ST CENTURY!

  136. The perfect sport for a geek by aridor · · Score: 1

    The perfect sport for a geek is orienteering http://www.us.orienteering.org/. You need to think hard while you exercise and therefore you hardly notice the physical workout. That's a different kind of challenge for mental activity, but the typical geek can usually easily cope.

  137. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean come on everyone knows - if you don't excercise then you don't have strength and endurance.

    My Bracers of Relentless Might (+12 Str, +12 Con) say otherwise.

  138. what bullshit by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

    If one is awake in bed for more than 10-15 minutes, one should get up and do something non-stimulating. Listening to music or reading are excellent choices.

    If someone thinks "reading" or "music" are "non-stimulating", they don't understand geeks and have no business giving advice to geeks. I have probably pulled more all-nighters because of music and books than anything else.

  139. Difference between learning and using...... by wobbilycol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "However, if you take one of the these college basketball athletes, any of them would be able to run miles without even breathing heavy. However, if you made them sit down and try to learn Java for 12 hours a day, most of them would be asleep at their desk before lunch"

    I think that is a bit of a self flattering comment. There is a difference between programming a lanuage you know everyday and sitting learning a new one. The last time I had to sit through a three day Perl course (not that there was anything wrong with the course) I felt pretty bloody knakered by halfway through each day......

    If you get off your arse and do a bit of excercise you will probably feel more motivated when you do sit down in front of the computer. (Or am I not really much of a geek?)

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  141. Waterproof MP3 equipment by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1

    Waterproof Music

    Looks like they have it all covered.

    1. Re:Waterproof MP3 equipment by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately those are all either iPod cases, or big enough to hold a boombox.

      Maybe I'll finally get one of those iPods and see why they're worth 3x the mp3 player I like. Hopefully I won't turn into a Pod Person.

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  142. Comment Nesting by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Don't laugh. I've done it. It took hours for the key imprints to go away, too... :(
    My first thought reading your comment was that the indenting of nested comments had already stopped, and yours was a reply to your brother post, "s/nose/dick/ those split keyboards are for computer sex." ^_^ Much more amusing, really.

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  143. Greek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate the word "Geek", I always read it as "Greek!"

  144. It's harder than you think by Kombat · · Score: 1

    You make time to workout. An hour a day 4 times a week is nothing.

    Patently untrue. While it is certainly possible, and it takes some re-prioritizing, it's most definitely not "nothing."

    My alarm goes off at 6:00 AM. Shower, shave, dress, groom, breakfast, and I'm off to work at 7:00 AM, gets me there at 7:30 AM. I put in my 8 hours, I leave at 3:35 or 3:40, depending on who stops me to chat on my way out, and I get home around 4:10 or so. My wife doesn't get home until 5:30, so that gives me time to grab any groceries I need and get started on supper. I prefer to eat healthy, so that involves a lot of chopping and preparing of various meats and veggies.

    So supper's ready at 5:30 when my wife gets home. We eat and tidy up, finish around 6:00. Then I pay any bills that came in the mail that day, maybe do some laundry, a load of dishes, chat with my family/friends on the phone, watch an hour or 2 of TV, and before you know it, it's 10:00 PM. Bedtime. Gotta get up at 6:00 AM, remember.

    Now granted, I could cut back on an hour or two of TV, or talk less with friends and family, but personally, that little bit of "downtime" for TV helps me relax. And I don't particularly want to isolate myself from my friends and family (they live in another province), so I value that time. I suppose we could eat meals that take less time to prepare, but I feel that eating healthy means knowing what's in your food, and the best way to do that is to make it yourself, in my opinion.

    The truth is, there is a little time to exercise in there, because I do exercise. I run 5K a couple times per week, although I've been lax over the winter (can't run outdoors: mild asthma). But my life is relatively simple. If I had children, it would be exponentially harder to find any spare time.

    I'm not trying to make excuses. I believe exercise is important, and as I said, I make time in an already pretty busy schedule. I'm simply pointing out that it's not as easy as many childless, single, low-obligation folks here like to portray it.

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  145. Safety Rates of Sports by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Following comment regarding fencing:
    It's also an incredibly safe sport. I read an article in a sports mag years ago (sorry, can't remember which one) that rated sports based on injury frequency, and fencing was right next to golf.

    From what I understand, most martial arts have a very low injury rate, as odd as that may sound. Part of it is that you're taught ways to avoid getting hurt (learning how to fall properly is an enormous benefit at times) but also that your opponents generally aren't trying to hurt you and are conscious of safety themselves. Supposedly, the majority of injuries in martial arts are from people who are coming back to it after some time and injure themselves trying to attain the same feats they could manage before leaving. I've been there before... your mind and your muscle reflexes say that you can kick above your head still and you can, at least until the strained groin muscles catch up to you... although the bigger problem is that you can accelerate your fist or foot as quickly as before, but you can't always stop it as well. Hello, hyper-extended joints.

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  146. I have the opposite problem by LS · · Score: 1

    I stopped working at a computer for 8 months. I realize this may be incomprehensible to those of you who are married to your computers, literally, as in "until death do us part", i.e. you don't forsee yourself ever being away from a computer for an extended period of time until you die.

    Anyway, I got a programming contract, and started sitting at the computer for long hours. I'd been excersizing pretty intensely before this mind you, so I was quite fit. After a couple weeks of work, my intensitines are going nuts and I throw my neck out! I can feel the vertebrae rubbing against each other, so I'm guessing a disc slipped a bit. I contemplated the possibilty of suicide if I had to live with that pain forever. But it finally healed, and I re-learned proper posture at the desk, and I'm fine now.

    Moral of this story? Going from physically healthy to sitting at a desk all day ALSO requires that your body adjust to the change.

    LS

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  147. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's about the most classic case of anecdotal confirmation I've ever seen.

    "Actually, depending on where you live and what specific recipe of Diet Coke is used in your region, it could be VERY bad for you."

    The set up. You don't tell us aspartame right away. You list Diet Coke and keep the "mystery ingredient" secret.

    "I recognize that the site presentation is a little over-the-top, but it is rooted in real science."

    Where's the real science? From one of their links:

    Methanol poisoning from aspartame

    "Because of the high amounts of methanol in fruits/tomatoes, enough that would clearly cause chronic methanol poisoning, these foods must contain protective factors (as does alcoholic beverages). If they did not contain protective factors, we would be seeing widespread methanol poisoning for persons who ingestion fruits and tomatoes regularly."

    Huh. Funny. I'd think that reasoning would apply to, oh... Diet Soda? But of course these advocates would say that we *are* seeing widespread methanol poisoning from Diet Soda, based on cases like your friend's.

    " I've witnessed first hand how damaging over-consumption of Diet Coke can be. A former roommate of my sister drank large amounts of Diet Coke, on the order of 2 - 3 liters per day. She actually suffered a permanent loss of peripheral vision, to a degree severe enough that she'll never be able to obtain a driver's license again. With the damage already done, she didn't see any reason to stop, and continues to drink Diet Coke."

    What you witnessed was only someone going blind. You *decided* that Diet Coke caused it, but you did not witness that. You weren't living inside her retinal cells, watching their deterioration. That doesn't even come close to being evidence.

    Now I know a lot of people who drink Diet Coke and feel bad eventually stumble across sites like this and blame the Diet Coke. They swear off soda, and boom, they feel better. There are two well-documented reasons for this.

    The first is the placebo effect. Anything you are told will make you feel better that you then do has a pretty high chance of making you feel better, even if something's wrong with you. If nothing's wrong with you, the chance is even higher.

    The second is that over-consumption of Diet Coke does have an obvious health effect. It dehydrates you. Caffeine is a diuretic, so if you drink Diet Coke instead of water all day, every day, you end up chronically dehydrated. Dehydration makes a person feel bad. It's not killing you or giving you brain cancer, but it's exactly the kind of low feeling that sends people looking for a diagnosis. After that, any other health problem they have gets rolled into the same "syndrome", as if a person could only have one thing wrong with them at a time.

    I'm not saying Diet Coke's good for you. I'm just saying it's not some secret poison that the FDA lied to cover up. There isn't enough money in sweeteners to bribe the FDA. The FDA deals with approvals for products that are *far* more profitable, and they turn them down regularly.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Kombat · · Score: 1

      What you witnessed was only someone going blind. You *decided* that Diet Coke caused it, but you did not witness that.

      I've met thousands and thousands of people during my life. The few who had vision problems were all elderly, except this girl. The "Diet Coke" girl was 23.

      It is documented that too much Aspartame can cause many problems. Among them is loss of peripheral vision. This girl consumed well above what would be considered "normal" amounts of Diet Coke. The Diet Coke she was drinking contained Aspartame. This girl lost her peripheral vision.

      We know tobacco smoke causes cancer. So if I told you that my grandfather smoke for 40 years, and died of lung cancer, would you try and tell me that I shouldn't claim the smoking caused his cancer, because I "wasn't living inside his lungs, watching their deterioration."?

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  148. Diuretic effect by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    "The second is that over-consumption of Diet Coke does have an obvious health effect. It dehydrates you. Caffeine is a diuretic, so if you drink Diet Coke instead of water all day, every day, you end up chronically dehydrated. Dehydration makes a person feel bad."

    The diuretic affects of caffeine (at least in the amounts present in drinks) is exaggerated. It doesn't dehydrate you to any important degree. The most noticeable effect is the elimination of the caffeine boost-bust cycle and the headaches that can come with it. Having your alertness constantly adjusted up then coming down makes you feel crappy in general.

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  149. Does this mean I'm not a geek? by kalirion · · Score: 1

    True, I get winded after jogging 50 yards, but I also start nodding off after several hours of studying a new language or reading technical documents.

  150. I don't know what your talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teach ANYBODY Java for 12 hours and they will be asleep. Hey - lets lower the bar. Teach ANYBODY Java for 6 hours and they will be asleep. Lets learn something a little more interesting and productive.

    Like Perl.

  151. Many Geek Health Problems by ninji · · Score: 1

    1 - CTS - My wrists burn inside all day everyday. I've learned that carpal tunnel is alot less a problem if you keep your wrist and hand flat parallel with eachother. 2 - Back Pain - Although now I force myself to sit completely 'proper' and since my backpain has deminished, I had been getting bad backpain for awhile. 3- Shoulder Pain (people tell me description sounds like artheritis) in the arm that I use to mouse, 12 hours of mousing everyday leads me to belive its the casue, the pain also started very shortly after i started working 10+ hours a day on the pc. 4 - Knee problems, my knees are very damaged from sitting all day everyday, i've confirmed that to be the cause from a specialist. You can see scar tissue under the skin, becuase the ligaments etc are stretching when your knees are bent, and if they are like that more then straight, the tissue scars and hardens like that.... 5 - Im whiter then the background of this text becuase I never go into the sun. :P 6- VISION PROBLEMS - Computers have DESTROYED my version, when I was little, in middle school, i had 20/20 perfect vision, after using computers for hours a day staring a monitor, I have bad vision now, and i can progressivly notice it getting worse. Eye doc confirms computer use to be cause.

  152. our office is a vertible jock house by peter303 · · Score: 1

    People are always running, walking, biking, backpacking, mountain climbing here. Short things on the weekdays and adventures on the weekend.

  153. I would love to do this myself... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    At one time, long ago before I knew how to drive (I didn't learn until I was 21), I used to do this to get to my job, but at that time my job was only a few miles away.

    I would love to bicycle to work again (it has been a while, and I would have to get back into riding shape to do it, but I think I could manage), but my current job is about 15 miles away from my house. I live on the west side of Phoenix, and my job is in Scottsdale. It isn't so much the distance, but what happens when you ride for that long of a distance: you get sweaty - especially here in Phoenix (and don't get me started about summertime - ugh).

    Anyhow, how do you deal with that once you get to work? Do you ride for a long enough distance that this is a problem? Does your work have showers? Do you shower at a near-to-your-work gym, then arrive at work?

    This is something that is always brought up, but generally in threads relating to bicycling vs using a car (for environmental or economic reasons). It would be interesting to find out how others who ride to work deal with this problem...

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    1. Re:I would love to do this myself... by daeley · · Score: 1

      I posted how I deal with it elsewhere in the comments here.

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  154. It's not geeks. by Kuros_overkill · · Score: 1

    Period.

    Sad part... Was chewed out by my boss a while back because I was "To Geeky" (work for an IT firm btw) Most of my colligues fancy themselfes to be atheleets ("I play 1 game of hockey a month, I'm cool..." bleh..)

    About a month ago, I got talked into participating in an office "Wallyball" compitition. Now, I am in the typical geek shape: Never exercise, and I get winded just climing the stairs up to the third floor. So imagine my suprise when I am not only able to keep pace with these so called atheleets, but I out last most of them...

    It has taken everything I have not to bring up the fact to my boss that someone who is "too geeky" was able to out last him at an 'athletic' sprot.

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  156. swimPeeThree by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    Thanks, actually the fact that you've had one 18 months and it still works makes me quite interested. I used a 64MB player for a couple years and it was acceptable. I can always downsample since swimming is a noisy environment.

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  157. One Geek's story. How I do it. by PurpleButter · · Score: 0
    I happen to have 2 passions: writing code and cycling. The trouble is finding time for both of them.

    I usually ride my bike on the weekends, but when the weather is nice (>40 degrees F) I try to ride to work at least once a week. I ride the short 5 mile commute in and take the 15-20 mile scenic route home. Even taking the long way, I can get home in about an hour.

    In the kitchen, I have a secret weapon. My wife loves to cook (yes, I am a geek *and* have a wife). She also loves to cook healthy stuff so admittedly I don't have to worry about such things. I usually just show up and eat in much appreciation.

    I figured out a few years ago that with my insurance, Chiropractic care is really cheap. I pay $10 each for 12 visits a year. This allows me to do what my chiropractor calls "mantainance", which basically means coming in on a regular basis to stay in line, rather than come in less often after the pain starts. I can't even begin to tell you how much better my back, shoulders and neck are for doing this. I've been doing this for a few years now and hardly ever have pain anymore.

    Another thing that helps my back is one of those memory foam theraputic pillows. It is formed to rest your neck where it should be and reduce the stress on it. I used to get stiff necks a lot and since switching to this pillow over a year ago, I have yet to have even one occurance.

    I am a firmware engineer at a small startup company and sometimes there are periods of crazy business when any excercise gets thrown out the window. But for the most part, this is my normal routine. I realize that not everyone's lives and circumstances are the same as mine but this lifestyle has allowed me to keep both my geekiness and athleticism.

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  158. Re:eyesight, off-topic Re:Sounds mostly familiar by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

    I had laser surgery about a year ago, and while my extremely close vision was blurry for a few months, it's now returned better than it ever has been. It's not the same in all cases, but given my terrible vision before the surgery (20/900), it's certainly something else to be able to see in the morning. You might ask if they have any improved techniques that don't impact close-up vision, or that only impact it temporarily.

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  159. Re:eyesight, off-topic Re:Sounds mostly familiar by gemtech · · Score: 1

    quick question: how old are you? I had no problems seeing up close with contacts until I hit the 40 year old boundary.
    If you're under 40, let me know how that works for you when you get older.

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  160. Times disputes this by jhocking · · Score: 1

    First off, that blurb is pretty meaningless. Obviously trained athletes would be better at running a few miles than some desk jockey; what does that have to do with multitasking? Furthermore, the bit about 12 hours of Java isn't a statement about multitasking, it is a statement of exactly the opposite, sustained focus and concentration. Second, I just read an article in Times (from an old issue though) explaining how people's brains are biologically incapable of being good at multitasking, and that multitasking means you are being inefficient at the various tasks, as opposed to efficiently doing them one at a time. Mostly it was a "reduce the clutter" sort of philosophy. Not saying I'm throwing in with one side or the other, just that it's an interesting coincidence that articles with opposing views on the same subject are randomly coming to my attention at the same time.

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  161. Re:eyesight, off-topic Re:Sounds mostly familiar by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you'll have to wait 14 years or so for the answer to that one. :) You certainly could be right there though, I'm no expert on the procedure by any means, just been very happy with it myself. Just thought I'd let you know my experience with it, since you seemed to be thinking about it yourself.

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