User: Brian Boitano

So this is what it's like...

On: Short Gamma-ray Bursts Traced to Colliding Stars

... WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!!

Re:Relief my a$$.....

On: T-Mobile Offers Relief for Hurricane Victims

well... now they can download their porn... (and get some, er, relief)

If you poke yourself in the eye with it

On: Can Cell Phones Damage Our Eyes?

Considering how small cellphones are these days...

Re:Ransom

On: Virus Hold Computer Files 'Hostage' for $200

I was thinking more along the lines of "Please insert coin to continue".

Re:10,000 words

On: The History of PDAs in Words and Pictures

I reckon...
When did they change the definition of "summary"?

Re:Quote from Pastor Ken Hutcherson

On: Microsoft Abandons Gay Rights Bill

In my mind, just being a christian is endorsement of this guy

Haha... is that like saying being an American is an endorsement of President George W Bush?

Obligatory Futurama reference

On: Forty Years of Moore's Law

I don't pretend to understand Goat's Law, I merely enforce it.

Re:My solution

On: Credit card signatures: Useless?

haha
how about "ask to see user's tattoo" ;)

Re:Phone going off

On: Short History of Cellphone Ringtones

Silence eh... I like the sound (pun intended!) of those meetings!

Re:beep

On: Short History of Cellphone Ringtones

one beep could be anything and most people arn't even sure they heard it.

Including yourself?

Re:a red-hot WHAT??

On: U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment

but they'd rather plunge a red-hot porcupine up their asses

A red hot porcupine... now there's something you don't ever see, ever.

Re:Why EA is doing this

On: EA Takeover Moves and Countermoves

For basically no cost to EA (they have tons of cash in the bank anyway) they managed to make Ubi (a competitor) hold several emergency board meetings and probably tied up all of senior management for several weeks. Instead of concentrating on making their products, they have to respond to press and government inquiries and come up with a defense strategy.

I wonder how much "senior management" is involved with making any products ;)

Re:not sir

On: Sir Peter Molyneux?

Most Excellent *air guitar*!!

Re:Sexy Dyslexia

On: Massive Multiplayer Gaming Warehouses On The Way

Surely you mean Sexlexia?

Re:No the big problem is...

On: Blizzard Stomps Bnetd in DMCA Case

What if you were to copy the files across to your disk without running the installer provided with the software. Does the EULA still bind you?

There is already a label

On: No Half-Life 2 on Steam?

For this kind of software...

Vaporware

Re:Wow!

On: Automated DMCA Notices Still Full of Lies

maybe they've converted the episodes to ASCII or something...

Re:Orrin Hatch?

On: Copyright Bill could Stifle Innovation

Complaints from the "little people" (us) don't even register.

Perhaps if the complaint was delivered at high speed in jacketed hollow-point form?

Re:What currency are they using?

On: Fifteen Years of Technology Reporting

Back in 1989, we only had the New Zealand Peso.

Is there anything Google can't do?

On: Google Plans to Reveal Some of its Code

Seriously, how cool is that?

Best. Company. Ever.

degrees of surety?

On: New Evidence About 'The Great Dying' 250 Million Years Ago

How do you quantify those? Like, "I'm pretty sure that it's right... probably about 65% sure."

Re:Why is this a surprise?!

On: BIND 9.3 Released With Commercial Support

How much do you have to pay before the burgers become trust-worthy?

Re:Sublime!

On: Hidden Messages in Spam

Here, I've outlined it for everyone:

This "First post" contains a hidden message.

Re:graphic adventure, you say?

On: Sam & Max Sequel Canceled

perhaps you will only be able to type words using the letters A, B, X, and Y...

Re:Open Source More Secure... maybe not

On: Exploit Based On Leaked Windows Code Released

Buffer overflow problems are trade secrets now?