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Credit card signatures: Useless?

SpaceAdmiral writes "Everyone should remember John Hargrave's classic Credit Card Prank on Zug. He tried signing fake names on his credit card receipt, and no one seemed to care. But that's nothing compared to The Credit Card Prank, Part 2. Can he draw obscene pictures instead of signing his credit card? Yes, it turns out. Is there any way of getting your signature checked? . . . Yes, it turns out. But you have to do an awful lot."

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  1. Almost useless by suso · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A story I heard once somewhere on the web:

    "I once went to Target to buy a CD and used my new credit card to pay. After signing the receipt the cashier took my card and looked at the back and said "You haven't signed the back of your credit card.", I took my credit card back and signed the back of it and gave it back to her. She then proceeded to compare the back of my just signed credit card with the signature I had also just made on the receipt and said "Yep, they match". I just shook my head, took my stuff and left."

    Actually, despite my experience in the past with this kind of sillyness, I have noticed a lot more cashiers taking more care to make sure that the signature really matches. Just yesterday I went to Half Price Books and thought that the cashier was going to breakout a magnifying glass to ensure that the signature was authentic.

    1. Re:Almost useless by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      I know it isnt a lot, but it helps me feel a little more comfortable that had I been a criminal trying to get a bad credit card accross I would have been foild.

      Then you have Wal Marts and such that you swipe the card yourself.... ugh.

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    2. Re:Almost useless by slungsolow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Been doing the same for years. I'd say my card is only checked 5% of the time. The scary thing is I use my card for just about every purchase I can.

    3. Re:Almost useless by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I used to have a boss/friend. (Kind of weird work environment) Who would give me his card to do caffeine runs with. I used to fake his signature till the day I did my own by accident and the lady didn't care. I was much younger and this was the first time I had noticed that.

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    4. Re:Almost useless by Richie1984 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      That's quite a good idea, but over here in the UK we have a new scheme to counter fake signitures. Instead of signing for using your card, you simply enter your secure 4 digin pin into a terminal. If they match, then your identity is verified. Although, personally, I still don't trust this scheme. There are simply too many ways to have your identity stolen, and it is simply too easy to have someone secretly watch you enter a secure 4 digit pin. At least signitures need some mild degree of talent to forge.

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    5. Re:Almost useless by xbhatti · · Score: 1


      I have been writing my kids names for the past so many years!

      http://khaitan.org/mt

    6. Re:Almost useless by ospirata · · Score: 1

      That totaly explains why he is a CD salesman, not a computer programmer.

    7. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why? You're not found liable for fraudulant charges. All your doing is holding up the line. Even if they check, have you ever once seen a cashier question a signature? I haven't.

      When I used to cashier part time in college I always wished I could reject those cards. "Sorry, SEE ID isn't the cardholder's name. I can't accept this."

    8. Re:Almost useless by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Think that's bad. The signature has rubbed off on the back of one of my cards, so usually people ask for ID. One person, takes my card, takes receipt, looks very carefully... and says "thank you."

      There is nothing but a black smudge on the back of the card!

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    9. Re:Almost useless by zxnos · · Score: 1
      i have the 'see id' note on my card as well. almost no one does. whenever i have to sign on a screen w/ a stylus i just do a line. no one ever does anything.

      onto walmart, i went thru the self check out, swiped my card them the lady stopped me, checked my bag and had to verify my card and id... ..whats the point of self-checkout? ...i know a girl who uses a guys card at the grocery store self checkout all the time.

      credit cards are strange. the last place i used one of mine was in rome. 2 years ago. about a month ago someone started useing it in the u.k. to buy shoes. the credit company just called me up and asked about the charges. when i said i was calling from boulder colorado she just cancelled the card and the charges. easy.

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    10. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never forge someone elses signature, that is illegal.

      signing your own name on the card you were given permission is legal.

      forgery is not though :P

    11. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But as this article is proving is "no you don't have to have talent to forge".

      And smart cards you're talking about are WAY better than what we have here [america]. First off, having the card doesn't net you anything. You need the pin to get it todo anything.

      Second, the reader doesn't get anything useful off you. This stops magreader thieves from stealing your card info.

      Third, you actually need the pin to make it work.

      I think guessing a 4 digit pin is harder than writing "shamoo" on a receipt...

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    12. Re:Almost useless by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the US if you have a card linked to your checking account, it can be used as a credit or debit card. As a credit card all that is needed is a signature. A debit card is just a fancy name for an ATM card. When the card is processed as a debit card the machine will ask for your PIN. The problem is in debit mode you can be charged foreign ATM fees (by both your bank and the business processing the card). So it is best to just use the card as a credit card when asked, "credit or debit?" There is also nothing preventing the card from being used one way or the other.

    13. Re:Almost useless by bigberk · · Score: 1

      I bought a bus ticket at Greyhound in Ontario just this month, and the cashier said my signature didn't look like the one on my credit card. She didn't do anything about it, though. But really what should she do? Take away my credit card? Get me to sign again?

    14. Re:Almost useless by BorgDrone · · Score: 1
      Actually, despite my experience in the past with this kind of sillyness, I have noticed a lot more cashiers taking more care to make sure that the signature really matches.
      That can be annoying for people (like me) who can't repeat their own signature. My signature never looks the same as a previous attempt, so how do you check it's really me ?

      Personally, I prefer using my PIN-card (over here (netherlands), credit cards are rarely used, mostly PIN, Cash or sometimes Chipknip (chip-wallet) )
    15. Re:Almost useless by viscount · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the point of this scheme is that if someone steals your wallet (containing your credit cards) then they can't go on a buying spree without your PIN, which they will have no idea of, unless they've watched you type it in when making a purchase. With signatures, the thief just needs 5 minutes practicing your signatures to get it right, and then they're off down Dixons to load up on laptops.

    16. Re:Almost useless by King+Fuckstain · · Score: 0
      " Why? You're not found liable for fraudulant charges."
      No, you as an individual are not held directly responsible but when a company has to combat fraud, who ends up footing the bill for that? The consumer. Honestly, learn to look at the big picture - it'll help you have a much better life.

      And I don't care about what you wished you could have done back when you were in college.

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    17. Re:Almost useless by slungsolow · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Most businesses don't charge the ATM fees (and usually request the bank doesn't either) because it doesn't cost them anything to process as opposed to credit cards which usually require a fee on their end for processing. You'll find that most places that accept debt/credit cards assume you are going to use the debt proceedure and try to steer you in that direction no matter what type of card you swipe.

    18. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      The fraud will exist anyway. The whole credit card system is incredibly insecure. If you want to combat credit card fraud do the right thing.. use cash. It is far more secure.

      A bunch of places don't care about your "see id". Probably cashiers that think like I do. If you have a problem with the security of the card then you have the choice not to use it. What you should not have a right to do is tell the merchant how to run their shop.

      I'd love to hear your theory on how "see id" helps fight fraud when the thief starts ordering stuff on the Internet. Not everything of value has to be delivered and not every site demands to delivery to the card holder address.

    19. Re:Almost useless by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      I've found that a lot of smaller shops tend to be more dilligent in checking signatures than Walmart type stores. Half Price Books is one of those that has always done an excellent job checking signatures. Same with our local computer store. For comparison, my CC signature hasn't been readable for over a year on my card, and Walmart has never asked to see alternate identification.

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    20. Re:Almost useless by pinball667 · · Score: 0

      Actually you could have rejected the cards - by Visa's bylaws the card must be signed to be valid, and technically people are not allowed to check ID's if the cards are signed. It also does not matter if the signatures don't match up. As you mentioned there's 0 liability for the consumer, the bank (or the banks insurance) will eat the fradulent charges.

    21. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She should/could have asked for another form of picture ID, hopefully the name on that ID matches the one on the CC>

    22. Re:Almost useless by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative
      When I used to cashier part time in college I always wished I could reject those cards. "Sorry, SEE ID isn't the cardholder's name. I can't accept this."

      Maybe policy has changed, but currently that is exactly what you are supposed to do. An unsigned credit card should not be accepted.

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    23. Re:Almost useless by z_gringo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, I learned a long time ago that the best approach is to make my signature a completely uninteligable squiggle.

      It's hard to duplicate, and no one can ever tell me that I didn't sign my entire name. the first time a purchased a home, I had a legible signature and they made me sign MY FULL NAME like eleventy billion times.

      Now, I just squiggle, and if they say that isn't my full name, I say, "yes it is... Can't you read?"

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    24. Re:Almost useless by sjwt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      and if you travle over seas your screwed, see id seems to be an american only thing, also those credit cards with pictures that ppl try to get away with out signing? also useless overseas, we all check the sig. IVe had ppl argue till there blue in teh face "but you saw my ID" or "cant yous ee i lok the same as the F* pictuer" but the fact is, most of us still require proff we can mail into the credit card company when you say "shit my card was stolen, i dont recall shoping at XYZ" and me saying 'well the picture on the card matched the dudes face' meens said tracnfer will be refunded and ill be left paying for it.

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    25. Re:Almost useless by King+Fuckstain · · Score: 0
      The merit of writing "SEE ID" has nothing to do with this argument. You made the statement that writing "SEE ID" was nothing but a waste of time BECAUSE [and this is the only reason you listed] the consumer was protected from fraud and shouldn't, therefore, take any measures whatsoever to protect himself from fraud. I merely pointed out that this is incredibly short-sighted and typical of the average citizen.

      Where did I ever say that the "SEE ID" method was effective at all? I didn't. I simply showed that you don't think of larger implications in behavior and can't realize how your behavior is going to negatively impact you.

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    26. Re:Almost useless by schon · · Score: 2, Informative

      what should she do? Take away my credit card?

      Technically, yes.

      If a merchant suspects a stolen or invalid card (invalid as in expired), they are supposed to confiscate it and return it to the issuer. If it turns out that it really was stolen, they get a reward ($75, last time I was in retail.)

      In reality though, they have to weigh the negative effect it would have on their customers - typically unless the credit company tells them to confiscate the card (which does happen), they won't.

    27. Re:Almost useless by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

      Although it seems like a good idea, this is not a good thing to do anymore.

      Starting sometime in late 2004, US Post Offices and some other government branches will no longer accept cards that are not directly signed. If you have signed "See ID" they will reject.

      YMMV, these are post offices and governments after all.

    28. Re:Almost useless by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      A year ago, a customer got angry at the gasstation where I worked. He was mad at me because I was the only person, so he claimed, who checked his signature carefully each time.

      He'd better be thankful, me thinks.

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    29. Re:Almost useless by alfboggis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      IMHO the PIN system is a great improvement over just checking a signature. I know from bitter experience that signatures are rarely checked, so effectively once someone has your card they can use it.

      If they need a PIN as well, their job is made much harder. I would guess that most card thefts are opportunistic, where anyone's card would do. If the thief spies you entering your PIN, they then have to target you specifically to rob you of your card.

      In addition, requiring a PIN to be entered forces the checking process, rather than relying on the cashier's vigilance.

    30. Re:Almost useless by sjwt · · Score: 1

      they are supsoed to keep the card in that situation, your are supsoed to phone the bank and get a new one, at lest over hear thats how it works, you usaly dont get charged for a new card either, under the signuter stip it says "VOID" over and over agine, so you know you arent suposed to accept that card.

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    31. Re:Almost useless by laxian · · Score: 1
      Is that for normal credit cards of just for EFTPOS and ATM card type transactions?

      If it really is for normal credit card transactions, what happens when someone from the USA, for example (because our credit cards do not require a PIN) comes to make a purchase?

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    32. Re:Almost useless by dekemoose · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing. However, I once had a guy who refused to take my credit card because he said if its not signed its not valid. I'm not sure whether this is true or not and its the only time I've had an issue with this.

    33. Re:Almost useless by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      The fraud will exist anyway. The whole credit card system is incredibly insecure. If you want to combat credit card fraud do the right thing.. use cash. It is far more secure.

      So someone steels my $200 cash. So do you write down the serial numbers every time you get cash? Would doing so help? Only if it were many thousands of dollars. If someone steals my cash then I cannot do anything about it. It is nearly impossible to prove exactly how much they took even if you do catch the thief. If someone steals my credit card, I can cancel it in minutes. If someone tries to use it, the merchant will be notified that it is a stolen card. If someone uses it before I notice, I am liable for nothing (ironically, only if the back of the card was signed). Aside from anonymity, cash is not secure at all.

    34. Re:Almost useless by caino59 · · Score: 1

      I once went to the post office, proceeded to use my debit/credit card for a transaction.

      written on the back off my card is "SEE ID"

      well, she refused to take the card, on the basis that I may someone, with the same exact name, matching PHOTO id, but a stolen card.

      She said she could not accept it and got a manager to come explain why. He said the same thing, that it could be another person's card, with the SAME EXACT NAME as me.

      So I asked - "So let me get this straight, if I sign this, you'll take it?" The answer was "Yes." I asked how by me signing it, in front of them, did it verify it to be mine. The couldn't answer. I signed the damn thing and wrote a letter later that day to a higher-up. I got a written apology and ended up getting the transaction refunded.

    35. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      My signiture rubbed off of my previous credit-card leaving a strip with void written all over it. I still managed to use the card for two years without any problems.

      On the next card I wrote 'ASK FOR PHOTO ID' on the signiture strip, no one ever did. I had to replace that card because the bank would not accept it, passport and driving license were no good all they would accept waas a proper signiture on the back.

      So they sent a new one through, I've signed it X in honour of all the people being paid pennys who had to leave their mark to be identified.

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    36. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      You made the statement that writing "SEE ID" was nothing but a waste of time BECAUSE [and this is the only reason you listed] the consumer was protected from fraud and shouldn't, therefore, take any measures whatsoever to protect himself from fraud. I merely pointed out that this is incredibly short-sighted and typical of the average citizen.

      If the system set in place was not lucrative to all involved then the system would be changed. Since it has not been, a rational person can conclude that enough is being done. There is nothing short-sighted in that.

      Vigalante fraud prevention is not the answer.

    37. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1, Informative

      'Second, the reader doesn't get anything useful off you. This stops magreader thieves from stealing your card info.'

      But lets them take you pin number instead, but that's not usefull is it.

      'Third, you actually need the pin to make it work.'
      See second.

      4 digit pin could probably be read from RF interfrearance with the device as you type the number in, ./ had a story about people doing just for remote keylogging a couple of years ago. (remote as in feet away, not the other side of the planet)

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    38. Re:Almost useless by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      If it really is for normal credit card transactions, what happens when someone from the USA, for example (because our credit cards do not require a PIN) comes to make a purchase?

      You sign instead.

      This also applies to people (like me) who simply can't remember the PIN - and cashiers also seem to have forgotten that (a) the person actually has to sign the receipt (I've had to prompt someone to hand it over) and (b) they have to check the signature against the card as well.

      In terms of security, it's a bit lacking. The PIN system itself might be completely secure (heh), but the signature system is as bad as it's ever been - does anyone know when (or even if) it's going to be phased out?

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    39. Re:Almost useless by elmindreda · · Score: 0

      Not where I live. The last time I was required to sign a receipt, I wrote "Spiderleg Airplane", just to check whether it mattered or not.

      No one noticed.

      In case you're wondering, no, that isn't even remotely similar to my IRL name.

    40. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry. Can't you speak English?

    41. Re:Almost useless by cca93014 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a Brit that lived in Oz for a year where they had just introduced PIN authorisation (it has the brand name "EFTPOS" over there, which rolls off the tonger very easily, sort of). Anyway, the Aussies saw a dramatic reduction in CC fraud following the roll out of the PIN terminals in stores. I dont remember the exact figures, but they were very substantial - something like 80%/85%.

      Again, I dont remember the exact figures, but the roll out costs in the UK of new cards and new PIN authorisation terminals in stores are going to be recouped by the banks very quickly indeed.

    42. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've known crack heads,

      they get people to order fredulant cards through the post, or steal them from letter boxes.

      They'll pay you £50 a go, or nick you £200's worth of stuff from a shop.

    43. Re:Almost useless by King+Fuckstain · · Score: 0
      "Vigalante"
      LOL.

      It is short-sighted to believe that the fraud protection offered by credit card companies doesn't come at a price. You claimed that credit card fraud didn't matter because the consumer doesn't pay for it - pure and simple, that was your statement. My point, yet again since you're being dense, is that fraud protection does come at a price and less fraud is better for the system. And you think just because something isn't lucrative to all involved, the system would change? Yet more evidence that not only are you short-sighted but you've also got no sense of history. Do you think historical systems that have kept segments of the population in poverty while a company profited were lucrative for all involved? Guess what pal, sometimes systems gain momentum and stay in place when only one party is enjoying the spoils. Honestly, you just sound very naive.

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    44. Re:Almost useless by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      A lot of people have their pin listed under 'Bank' in their pocket phonebook.

      The 'general public' are not versed in security - IMO some degree of awareness should be taught at school.

      The problem with the PIN scheme is once someone gets your PIN *you* are liable, not the card issuer any more... they can clean you out.

    45. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to explain... you probably hit the PO the day after they received an official memo from "higher up" regarding new CC acceptance policies (remember, it hasn't been that long since the US PO's started accepting CC's). The workers probably misunderstood the directions and no further explanation was given in the memo.

    46. Re:Almost useless by AddressException · · Score: 0, Troll

      People with your IQ shouldn't be given credit cards, so don't worry about it.

    47. Re:Almost useless by michrech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The local Wal*Mart registers are set up to do this. The only ones that don't are the automated ones. Wierd thing happened, though. I chose "Credit" on the screen and then swiped my card as asked, except when I swiped my card, it went through as "debit", so the machine rejected it.

      Don't know if they ever fixed that lil' problem...

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    48. Re:Almost useless by ReverendLoki · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      My GF's younger brother did this. He then spent a semester as an exchange student in Mexico. Went to purchase something from a shop where the clerk had absolutely no understanding of English, and despite his best explanations, the clerk couldn't understand that this wasn't his name on the back of the card. The only way the clerk let him pay for his merchandise was if he signed the slip by the name "See ID".

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    49. Re:Almost useless by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I don't see how they expect you to sign those stupid little plastic stripes anyway, I have a gigantic signature, and writing it in the tiny slippy box with biro is impossible. Everyone whos worked as cashier knows no one can sign thier cards right, the signitures on card look like a scribbly blob of crap version or the one signed on the reciept.

    50. Re:Almost useless by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      You sign instead.

      I've noticed this - it completely destroys the security... if someone steals your card but doesn't have the time to watch you enter your pin first, they just tell the cashier they 'forgot' it and go back to forging signatures.

      OTOH I will *not* be forced to use a PIN system until they make it more secure.. by for example having machines with some kind of cover so you can't be seen by half the store entering it, and having a separate PIN for ATM use (before all they could do was go around shops hoping nobody checked the signature.. now they can empty your bank account too.)

    51. Re:Almost useless by DjMd · · Score: 1, Troll

      So you're the one I have been play all those bills for!!!!

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    52. Re:Almost useless by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      I've heard this, too. Although you could argue that "SEE ID" is your signature, and sign your reciepts the same way, too. A signature is just an identifying (usually individual) mark; nothing says it must be your full name.

      That way, most places will ask to see your ID, and the rest will have to settle for the other explanation.

      Just an idea, although I have the back of my card signed, and I just make quick doodles on my reciepts.

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    53. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use a debit card at a Target, it will generally assume credit mode, not debit mode.

    54. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I've had that experience as well. As if the 16-year-old cashier is remotely qualified to render an opinion on the authenticity of my signature!

    55. Re:Almost useless by alienw · · Score: 1

      This is actually a lot less secure. This scheme is used for debit cards here in the US, and nobody really likes it. It's really easy to watch someone enter a 4 digit pin, and there is no paper trail. If someone has your card number and your PIN, your money is gone.

      With a credit card, if the cashier doesn't bother to verify the signature, it will be the store's loss should the credit card holder dispute the charge. And signatures are very difficult to fake well enough that an expert can't tell the difference.

    56. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? pictuer? meens? tracnfer? travle? wtf :D

    57. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will not ever be charged ATM fees when using a debit card for purchases. Using the card in debit mode is also much cheaper for the merchant, so I figure use credit mode at wal-mart and debit mode at the locally owned bookstore.

    58. Re:Almost useless by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Debit cards require a pin if they aren't VISA or MasterCard "check cards". But the greedy banks have rendered that useless by starting to charge people for using them in that manner.

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    59. Re:Almost useless by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Might want to notify Jack-In-The-Box and Taco Bell, then, as well as a few others. For small amounts, they no longer ask for signatures. The card is run, and a single receipt is printed -- the one that is handed to you. No signature is ever requested, and there is no space on the receipt for it. This happens for both MasterCard and Visa.

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    60. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying you write "SEE ID" in the little box on the back of the card? Just below this box it says "not valid unless signed".

    61. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was weird when I got my new phone number, and the last 4 digits of it were only 1 number off from my pin number, go figure?

    62. Re:Almost useless by operagost · · Score: 1

      My bank charges me for every ATM transaction at a foreign terminal. This includes retail purchases. Unfortunately, I can't dump them because everyone does it now.

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    63. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a problem with them not checking my signature, really. It's right on the card, if someone wanted to copy it, they could. So it does nothing to confirm that the charger is actually me. I'll just have to make sure that I get the cards canceled if I ever lose them (or notice charges I didn't make).

    64. Re:Almost useless by mopower70 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that technically, unless your name is "SEE ID", merchants are not allowed to accept your credit card. On every card I've ever seen, it clearly states "Not valid unless signed."

    65. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See the trick is to replace "greedy" with capitalist.

      It's all about making more money. Nobody does anything for the actual progress or requirement of it anymore. I mean banks QoS goes down [e.g. fewer hours, more rude tellers] but the fees go up?

      I could see if the QoS was going up as well.

      Essentially the capitalistic workforce has nothing todo with doing a good job.

      So you live your life in mediocrity trying to value your life by the amount of monies you accumulate.

      Go humanity!

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    66. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do any shops require the pin though? Due to the fact not all people know their pin yet where I work you can press a button on the till to skip the pin entry and get a signature instead. So a theif could just say "Um, I don't have my pin yet" and we happily just get them to sign.

    67. Re:Almost useless by brunogirin · · Score: 1

      Then it goes into manual mode and you have to sign the receipt as you do in the US.

    68. Re:Almost useless by ManeeshBrash · · Score: 1

      When I was in the UK I entered my 4-digit pin when I used my debit card but when I used my credit card I still only had to sign.

    69. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your .sig is wrong. It's supposed to be 508 kB, not 512 kB. And it's (8*65536-4096) bytes long :)

    70. Re:Almost useless by D3 · · Score: 1

      This is NOT what you need to do. My wife and I used to do the same thing. One day on the phone with Discover my wife mentioned it. According to the Discover card representative the card with "SEE ID" or anything like it but without a valid signature is the same as a card with NO signature. Any card you have without a signature that gets stolen and used makes you liable for the purchases and NOT the card company. My wife and I now sign the card and then write over the top "Please Check ID".

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    71. Re:Almost useless by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Although you could argue that "SEE ID" is your signature, and sign your reciepts the same way, too. A signature is just an identifying (usually individual) mark; nothing says it must be your full name.

      Except that mechants are supposed to ask for ID with unsigned (including "See ID") cards, request the customer to sign the card, and check the signature against the ID. So unless your driver's licence is also signed "See ID", this falls flat. This has nothing to do with the post office, this is what Visa and Mastercard require merchants to do.

      (And yes, the procedure is rarely followed, the rules are not enforced, people accept unsigned cards, fraudulent cards are accepted - and the costs get passed on to the consumer.)

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    72. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never had them check in my experience...

      The credit card is in my brothers companies name. The front of the card has the companies name, my brother signed his name on the back. I don't know how to do his signature or sign for the company so I just scribble gibberish on the receipt when asked.

      Seems to work great....

      On that note, when I need to deposit checks written to the company name, I don't know how to endorse those either, so more gibberish, and they take them... who knows.

    73. Re:Almost useless by dbaker · · Score: 1

      The card is required to be signed for the transaction to be completed to ensure that you have agreed to the cardholder contract.

      Like many things, if you don't understand them, they're quite easy to mock. In this case, the policy for an unsigned card is to make the customer sign it and then sign the receipt and compare the two.

      When that is completed, the merchant can rest assured that the customer has agreed to the cardholder agreement and agreed to the terms on the receipt provided by the merchant.

    74. Re:Almost useless by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      This 'new scheme' has been here for a while as well...its called making 'debit' purchase (as opposed to credit). These purchases run through different networks other then VISA or MC.

      Its more secure, but you also don't have the protection of visa should your card be stolen.

      Also, reading the pin from the card is trivially easy...if they are encrypted at all, I think its via DES.. anyone else have more info?

    75. Re:Almost useless by Rightcoast · · Score: 1

      I just went to the U.S Post Office in Connecticut and upon seeing my "See ID" they refused to take the card, saying that the card must be signed with a valid signature. I have been writing that for years now and hardly anyone looks, the few that do don't bother asking for said ID.

      This is the first time I have ever been denied because of it, though I have matching ID. Is that even legal? Who was right in this case Slashdot lawyers?

    76. Re:Almost useless by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like you haven't actually had this problem. I have, and it wasn't quite as simple as Spiderman makes it sound.

      Mine was a debit card, and I noticed the problem because I checked my account before writing the rent check. Hey look -- no money!

      Called the on-line retailer in question. "Oh, you'll be OK."

      Called my bank: "Sure, we'll investigate. If everything checks out, your account will be credited back within 30 days." (Emphasis, and fury, mine.)

      Called the retailer back. "Did you check the shipping address and compare it to the account-holder's address? Did you notice that I live in Baltimore, not New York? Does it matter to you that I called you immediately to protest this charge?" No, on all counts.

      Luckily for me, I had a friend who could loan me several hundred dollars so that the rent check got written after all, because my bank would only go so far as to cover checks written before the charge went through.

      The system is reasonably lucrative for banks and retailers, not for you, because they simply pass the general costs on to you -- shit flows downhill.

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    77. Re:Almost useless by reuben04 · · Score: 1

      I used to do that, but places like Coconuts and a few small grocery store chains actually denied me using my credit/debit card. The funny part was that at coconuts, they asked me to sign it right there at the counter and proceeded to check that and my ID? One of the grocery stores, I put up a fuss, because I knew that the lady next to me was a teller at my bank where I had asked if that was legal. She told them they had to except it. But now the law has changed and it must be signed. This was a few years ago that they changed the law to require a signature.

    78. Re:Almost useless by repvik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Uhmm. DUH?

      The the pin is not stored on the card. You can copy the card as much as you want, but it won't be of any use as long as you don't have the pin.

      The pin could probably be read with interference, but that'd require some hefty equipment. That's not something your ordinary wallet-thief will have access to.

    79. Re:Almost useless by plague3106 · · Score: 2

      Again, try a credit union over a bank. You'll be pleasently suprised.

    80. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My sig is verbatim copied from an old kernel. Maybe Linus meant 508 or whatever but that's not what he wrote.

      Tom

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    81. Re:Almost useless by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Do you know how easy it is to scrape off the signature field? Take an eraser and rub real fast. Then go back and sign with a sharpie.

      Oh, you already signed with a sharpie? Use a cotton ball and swab on some alcohol or nail polish remover. Acetone will mess up the card some but most cashiers won't notice or care.

      The signature field is useless.

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    82. Re:Almost useless by Ruzty · · Score: 1

      Not everyone. My former bank and my current bank both do not have fees for debit transactions at retail terminals. They do if you use a foreign cash machine, but not for direct retail purchases.

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    83. Re:Almost useless by guidemaker · · Score: 1

      However, how much of that reduction was due to the banks now refusing to pay out in cases of CC fraud, claiming that you must have given your PIN to someone in your family, and it's them taking the money? That's the downside of the PIN - at least with a signature, *you* can prove that the signature isn't yours, but with a PIN you've got no chance.

    84. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I charge gas (now $40+ per tank) at the pump and need no signature, however if I charge the same at home depot I get a signature check and often a request for a second ID.

    85. Re:Almost useless by FooWho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the signature line on the back of your card isn't there for authentication purposes. It's your acceptance of the card holder agreement. Merchants are not supposed to accept a card that does not have a signature on the back of the card.

    86. Re:Almost useless by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mine is also just a squiggle. Its a fairly elaborate squiggle, and I get a lot of weird looks when I sign, but I just laugh and say I'm a doctor. Jokes on them, I'm not a doctor!

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    87. Re:Almost useless by dirty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Get a credit union. My credit unions refunds ATM fees charged by other banks. Ie, I go to bank C, take out $20, bank C adds on $2. My credit union at the end of the month gives me an extra $2 so the net cost of using bank C's ATM is $0 to me. Of course I do my best to never use an ATM that charges fees because the more money my credit union has, the higher interest rates they pay out, and occasionally they give year end bonuses to members if they had a really good year. Also, I find ATM fees to be nothing but pure greed.

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    88. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like most of life I've seen all type cashiers but most a careful bu looking at the signature. I even had one sign mine name again when to pen ran out of ink mid-stream when I was signing my name (on the unwritten part of receipt). But I an relative had one cashier stolen her credit card number and used it that day. The credit card company called her that evening with strange charges and she shutdown the account that evening but the person already charged over $3000 worth of stuff to the card. In short the cashier was caught by the feds since the cashier was working in many states and stealing other people's indenties and using them to buy stuff illegally.
      There are all types out there.

    89. Re:Almost useless by dirty · · Score: 1

      The liability depends on your bank. My check card has $0 liability for credit card transactions and $50 for ATM/debit transactions (requiring my PIN). IMHO, $50 is a good fee for leaving the PIN written down. It's not that hard to remember 4 digits, most people over the age of 5 have no trouble remembering their phone number.

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    90. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some card issues like American Express specifically instruct merchants to not accept cards that say "SEE ID". The card is not valid unless it has been signed by the card holder. Accepting the card with out a valid signature leaves the merchant open to charge backs.

    91. Re:Almost useless by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      Then you have Wal Marts and such that you swipe the card yourself.... ugh.

      It must really tick you off when Boston Market, Starbucks, and Subway don't even make me sign for charges less than $20. Have you seen in post offices where they have big signs up saying that credit cards must be signed, and "SEE ID" or "CID" is not valid? Yes, I know you sign yours, too, but there are people who don't even sign theirs.

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    92. Re:Almost useless by dahamsta · · Score: 0

      It's not designed to counter fake signatures, it's designed to transfer responsibility for fraud from the card issuer to the card owner.

    93. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 1
      My point, yet again since you're being dense, is that fraud protection does come at a price and less fraud is better for the system.

      See, your problem is that you're an idealist. Yes, it'd be wonderful if everyone was pure of heart and evil never inflicted man (or woman perhaps). It's never going to happen. You know what, if they somehow defied humanity and made cc's fraud proof we'd probably see a rise in muggings and home burglaries. Frankly, I'd rather pay a little more for goods to account for the criminal element than have my house burglarized while I'm at work.

      Do you think historical systems that have kept segments of the population in poverty while a company profited were lucrative for all involved?

      There aren't many living in poverty in nations where credit cards are as common as wallets. If credit cards weren't a benefit to the people then people wouldn't use them, right? Your premise isn't that they're purposely addictive and designed to defraud the common man, is it?

      Hey, I wouldn't mind biometrics on a chip in the card. Not sure how that would work with online stuff but it'd be something more than we have now. I can just picture it.. "new credit cards invade privacy by encoding your biological data on a chip!" and a bunch of /.'ers ranting against it.

    94. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, if you do this, then the ONLY authorized signature for that card is SEE ID. See the little words underneath the box that say "Authorized Signature"? That's what they're there for. Putting SEE ID is worthless.

    95. Re:Almost useless by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      Aww, you poor guy.. you're mad at the whole world! Everyone is stupid but you. Why can't they see that?

    96. Re:Almost useless by CubixY2k · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? I've been using a stick figure and a star as my signature for 2 years now!! Its nothing new, no one cares... Once I was asked about it at a subway, I convinced them it was my legal signiture and went on my way Infact, that white part on my card is completely worn off and technically it's void. Sometimes me and my one roomate would swap cards right infront of the cashiers and sign eachother with random names.. They say that identity theft starts by someone stealing your personal information... how about the cashiers that don't care and let anything slide

    97. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha! You sure showed that stupid foreigner! What a moron, thinking his half-assed english would fly around here. It's heartwarming to know that individuals such as yourself are on the lookout for such unacceptable behaviour.

    98. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there's the electronic pads where you are supposed to sign with a stylus. I use those and usually it looks like a couple of slanted lines. I don't know if I'm holding the stylus wrong or what. But noone has ever questioned the signature that they got that way, so I guess it's ok.

    99. Re:Almost useless by HiThere · · Score: 0

      Actually, my understanding is that the mag stripe contains the PIN unencrypted. I've never checked this, though, so take it with a grain of salt.

      But if this is true, then no, it wouldn't stop magreader thieves from stealing your card info.

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    100. Re:Almost useless by Cyhawkalewagee · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thats slightly incorrect. Having my wallet stolen now a total of 5 times in the last 5 years. (Why, why does it happen to me) I can tell you from fact, that if you have a Bank of america, or washignton mutal debit card, you CAN request them to deactivate all credit purchuses on your card. (its literly one menu-driven command once they are inside your account) Then, if your card is ever stolen, the moment the credit transaction takes place, its flagged, and I get a call. Last time, they caught the person within 30 minuites of trying to use my card. (She tried it in 5 places) So yes, it is possible just to use the debit part only.

    101. Re:Almost useless by cortana · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since January 1st 2005 (I think), shops that accept signatures are held liable for fraudulant transactions by the card issuers, so there is an incentive for shops to move over to the new system.

    102. Re:Almost useless by jargoone · · Score: 1

      The reason that they don't require signatures is because it's a small amount. Visa and MC's policies exist to protect the bank. If a merchant accepts charge without a valid signature, they have to eat the charge. Merchants are willing to take this risk because 1) it's convenient for the customer, 2) a customer is unlikely to contest a $5 charge, even though they'd win, and 3) even if they did, the merchant doesn't care because of 1 and 2.

    103. Re:Almost useless by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Life savings? OK if you're rich. I have one months salary plus a bit. If I lost that I'd be screwed, totally.

    104. Re:Almost useless by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was absolutely the right thing to do, as another poster noted above. There was a guy in our local paper who wrote an angry letter to the editor, blasting the local BMV for not taking his "SEE ID" credit card. I wrote back the next day and advised him to stop embarassing himself in public...

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    105. Re:Almost useless by vortexf5 · · Score: 1

      Until recently, the U.S. Postal Service would not accept a credit card with "See ID" or "Check ID" written on the back. Their policy was that there had to be an actual signature. Despite my repeated attempts to explain to them that my signature could be easily forged, but not my picture, they could only see as far as their "policy".

      They have, however, recently recinded that policy. It only took a couple of years.

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    106. Re:Almost useless by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think guessing a 4 digit pin is harder than writing "shamoo" on a receipt...

      My name is shamoo, you insensitive clod!

    107. Re:Almost useless by dirty · · Score: 1

      He's right, "See ID" is not a valid signature on a credit card. Technically no merchant should accept the card.

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    108. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those with limited brain power often have trouble parsing poor grammar, but I'm always surprised that they are so willing to advertise their infirmity.

    109. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      In Canada, there are a few banks that will give you free usage of Interac (Debit).

    110. Re:Almost useless by pqdave · · Score: 1

      At my local WalMarts, once you swipe the card the reader always tries to go debit, but you can click cancel and get options for credit. Doesn't seem to matter what you do with the main tocuhscreen first.

    111. Re:Almost useless by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      In the UK one of the big changes they did to go to chip&pin is to push 100% liability onto the customer - if someone gets your pin you are 100% liable for them getting that pin with *no* chance of recovery.

      In this regard signatures are far better - you can recover the money for fraud using a forged signature.

    112. Re:Almost useless by King+Fuckstain · · Score: 0
      I've got a big dick. They've got small dicks.

      Pretty obvious to me. Thanks for playing. God Bless!

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    113. Re:Almost useless by billh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've been using a squiggle for about ten years now. It is the same every time, and it is on my driver's license. I had no problem signing a mortgage, buying a car, getting married, filling out legal paperwork, etc. I only ever get comments on it from the occasional retail clerk that actually compares it to the back of my credit card. Strange.

    114. Re:Almost useless by mrsev · · Score: 1

      ....err no!

    115. Re:Almost useless by Kurt+Granroth · · Score: 1
      Yes, I learned a long time ago that the best approach is to make my signature a completely uninteligable squiggle.

      My signature is also not at all related to my name. It's always the same, but no part of it looks anything like letters. Looking back through the years, I can see a point where it was my name and then sorta-like my name.. but it's not anymore.

      This has some nice benefits. The biggest is that you don't have to sign your full name on legal documents. I remember that the first mortgage I got was extremely hard on my hand since I had to keep writing my full name. This was back when it was semi-legible. Fast forward to refinancing my current house and my signature is scribbles from legibility point of view. When it came time to sign the papers, I refused to write out my full name. The loan officers conferred with their boss and then their boss's boss and then her boss before the word finally came down that as long as you couldn't see ANY part of my name in my signature, that I could use that instead of writing out my name in cursive. Saving a few minutes off of the loan signing time was nice but nothing compared to not having to pop a few Advil to dull the hand pain.

    116. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But banks do charge fees for these transactions. It's annoying.

      I'm not a coward. I'm just to lazy to set up /another/ message board account.

      Sam

    117. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      All my cards say "CHECK FOR PHOTO ID" on them. It might be possible to forge a non-photo ID, but requiring a picture makes it just slightly more difficult.

      One other trick I do is I never have a consistant signature. On all of my cards, I have a signature that looks normal, but when signing anything I use a signature that doesn't look anything like. Only downside is that once when I was trying to buy beer I got refused.

    118. Re:Almost useless by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

      Even if they check, have you ever once seen a cashier question a signature? I haven't.

      It's happened to me. I've been told my signature looks like it was made by a chicken on crack, and I've been asked to produce other signature samples. Luckily, I had wads of signed receipts in my wallet at those times to show... that was often followed by, "wow".

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    119. Re:Almost useless by rawg · · Score: 1

      I've done this too, but some stores will not let you make a purchase by CC if it's not signed with your Name. I've been to a few places where they would refuse to take my CC unless I signed it. So I just sign it and off I go.

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    120. Re:Almost useless by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      NetBank doesn't charge an ATM fee, but that doesn't help much because the owner of the ATM still charges one. Naturally, NetBank has very few ATMs in my area. :(

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    121. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. 5%! That is impressive, I have only been asked for id 6 times in the past year. I love watching merchants flip the card over and pretend to look at it.

    122. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 2

      If the person orders from the internet, there's an address. If a person buys some items from a store, there's no address. At best, there is a security camera.

      The one store that first introduced me to the "ASK FOR PHOTO ID" method actually will check every single time if you have written that on your card. It's only one retailer, but it's a start.

    123. Re:Almost useless by mrsev · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I live in portugal and here many things are very primitve but the banking system and cell phones are not. For both being "late adopters" they had the advantage of getting better systems.

      At a Portuguese ATM from ANY bank or ATM in a supermarket or petrol station there are NO charges at all. Furthermore you can pay all your bills by ATM and even check your balance and last 10 "account movements" from anywhere.

      Now what they have is something amazing: You can buy from online retailers in Portugal and some of them will give you a code that you can take to an ATM and pay that way. You never enter any bank details online. Actually you can even charge your cellphone and pay taxes to the state.

      Now how did they get this system.... well the banks all needed ATMS at the same time and it was much cheaper if they colaborated.

      Dont get me worng many things here suck but some things (like the ATMs) are very good.

    124. Re:Almost useless by hcob$ · · Score: 1

      Would that be tin or aluminum?

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    125. Re:Almost useless by yanos · · Score: 1


      I work at a store as a cashier and my experience with credit cards is that clients sometimes laught at me or are annoyed that I ask for some ID when the credit card's signature is all washed out. The thing is, they don't seem to understand that by doing that, I protect them (indirectly perhaps) from credit card thief. But nooooooo, instead I get a frowning face, insults or just plain dumb remarks like "but why"? well duh!

      Credit cards needs a serious security upgrade.

    126. Re:Almost useless by war3rd · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what happened to me, although it was at an electronics store locally, a big chain though (perhaps that's why they went out of business a few years ago?). Identical situation and I still tell the story because it really amazed me that such a thing could actually happen. Althought when I was a university student I used to sign my credit card receipts with a sperm-like design in the signature field. While most merchants didn't look twice, those that actually looked at the back of the card found, perhaps much to their surprise, the same sperm-like design in the cardholder signature field. Hey!... It matched!

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    127. Re:Almost useless by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I'm with Wachovia and I know for a fact that they don't charge for debit transactions.

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    128. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      I have been wondering about this myself lately. I want to sign it with something unique, but I keep hearing that it has to be my actual name. Wouldn't your own made up signature be far more effective?

    129. Re:Almost useless by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I once went to buy alcohol with my girlfriend's credit card. No really, she asked me to!

      When I signed the slip, I signed with my signature. The cashier checked the signatures fairly carefully.

      Now despite the fact that the card has a woman's name on it, despite the fact that our signatures are wildly different, despite the fact that there was no attempt at forgery, the cashier didn't think it was a forgery.

      Is it even illegal if you, with their authorization, use somebody else's card and sign your own name?

      The only thing I could say to their bennefit is her and I have the same first initials in our signatures.

    130. Re:Almost useless by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I have a card with a very poor signature strip so I do the same thing. Stores here in Canada are pretty good about checking it, at least until they know me. That's fine.

      Stores in the Philippines are nuts about it. Almost everyone not only asked for my ID, but they all but pulled out a magnifying glass to check it. However, I did have one idiot insist I sign it over top the See ID. So I did, and they compared it to my reciept.

    131. Re:Almost useless by oliana · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had "Check ID" in large black letters on the FRONT of my credit card. About half of the time, they didn't and one time they took my card, read "Check ID" outloud, laughed a little and proceeded to not check my ID

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    132. Re:Almost useless by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Funny how capitalism has such exactly in common with Communism... hmm.. ;-/

    133. Re:Almost useless by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 2, Informative

      I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

      Then you should also say "thank you" to the cashiers who confiscate your card. They are the ones who are actually following the terms of their merchant agreement.

      You see, the signature on the card is not meant as proof of identity. It is meant as proof of contractual agreement. As in you've signed the contract which requires you to pay for charges made with the card under the terms spelled out in little tiny print on that document that came with the card.

      Thus, if there is anything other than a signature in that box, the contract is void and so the merchants are required to confiscate it and certainly should not be allowing you to use the card to make purchases since you are not legally bound by the contract.

      That should also explain why the merchants require that you sign an unsigned card and then let you use it. Not that most register peons are going to know the "why" behind the rules, they just follow them, probably because their managers don't understand them either.

      Technically, as long as you have signed your card, it should be usuable by anyone whom you have authorized to use it. Thus this recent trend towards verifying signatures is misdirected. Anyone who has been authorized to use the card by the owner can legally do so, and thus should sign with THEIR name, not forge the card holder's name. But, just try explaining THAT to a register peon...

      You may disagree with this policy, but it is in the contracts that both the merchants and the cardholders have agreed to.

    134. Re:Almost useless by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Typical response.

      Can't you not have any "ism" and just do good things from time to time?

      Frankly, I'm not 100% all the time and I slack off from time to time. But when I do something I intend to share with others I often put a good amount of effort into it.

      The problem is way too many people are just not interested in doing a good job.

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    135. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My account has this new "feature" that if you overdraw from your checking account, it'll automatically remove funds from your savings account to cover the difference.

      Thereby making the entire point to having two separate accounts completely moot.

    136. Re:Almost useless by theVP · · Score: 1

      there are some machines that know better, however. I've noticed a lot lately, that when I say "credit" when using my debit card, that the machine will still ask me for my PIN. At first I thought the cashier was just ignoring me and looking at the card (which has happened, and really pissed me off when it did), but its happened too many times now at too many stores with too many different cashiers.

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    137. Re:Almost useless by GoRK · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not a problem, it's made to do that on purpose. Many other POS systems are similar and require cashier intervention and sometimes a manager to run a debit card through as a credit card.

      The reason? Simple. Debit card purchases cost the store less money than credit card purchases -- and if a debit card purchase is run through as credidt, the store will pay the same fees they pay on credit cards (usually a percentage of the gross sale price.) Stores are also allowed to pass foreign ATM fees to the card holder to cover their costs (or profit) also, though few do unless you opt for "cash back" in addition to your purchase. This is also incentive for them to force a card to run as a debit.

    138. Re:Almost useless by sonoluminescence · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then you have Wal Marts and such that you swipe the card yourself.... ugh.

      Yeah but at those self service things I always make sure to check that the signature on the card is really my own. :p

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    139. Re:Almost useless by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Using the card in debit mode is also much cheaper for the merchant,

      That is only for PIN-based transactions. Signature only debit transactions are MORE expensive than credit card transactions. There was even a class-action lawsuit by merchants against VISA and MC about this because they required merchants who accepted credit cards to also accept debit cards, but since the fees for the debit cards were so much higher the merchants felt that MC and VISA were abusing their oligopoly status to force the higher fees on them. MC settled out of court, I don't know what happened with VISA.

      Chances of the local bookstore being equipped to handle PIN-based transaction is quite small. Thus using a debit card with them as the exact oppossite of your intended effect.

      Furthermore, debit/check cards are evil. The ONLY people who should EVER use them are people who are unable (typically for reasons of bad credit history) to get a credit card. Federal law protects credit card holders from fraudulent use, only company promises protect debit card holders from fraudulent use. Plus, with the credit card, it is the BANK's money at risk, with a debit card it is YOUR money at risk since it comes out of your account immediately. No matter what the banks (and even most credit unions, ugh!) say, choosing a debit card over a credit card is never in YOUR best interest - only the bank's.

    140. Re:Almost useless by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Well, I would say if someone has both signed the receipt with "your" signature and come up with the PIN which they have a 1 in 10,000 chance of guessing, then it's a very good guess that the person using the card has been authorised to use it, no?

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    141. Re:Almost useless by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Actually, my understanding is that the mag stripe contains the PIN unencrypted.

      That's incorrect. The mag stripe contains only the 16 digits of the card. (I used to work for MasterCard).

    142. Re:Almost useless by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      You'll find that most places that accept debt/credit cards assume you are going to use the debt proceedure and try to steer you in that direction no matter what type of card you swipe.

      I've never been steered in either direction. They ask credit or debit, I say credit, they process it.

    143. Re:Almost useless by fejikso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're keeping your life savings in a savings account, let me tell you, you're losing a lot of money every year, because inflation is approximately 4%. Check the laughable interest rate that any bank gives you. Don't be surprised if it's something like 0.2%

      You should keep your life savings in bonds, funds or stocks, not savings accounts. An indexed fund gives, very roughly, about 10% annually.

    144. Re:Almost useless by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I regularly get told by cashiers that the signature I put on receipts does not look like the signature on my cards, but so far, noone has actually asked for ID or anything. In fact, Not a single cashier who told me this has even taken it seriously - it's always been a "Oh, those signatures don't look similar, but I'll let you get away with it, wink-wink" thing.

      The only time I actually was asked for ID was on a trip to Sweden.

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    145. Re:Almost useless by bahwi · · Score: 1

      When I worked at a coffee shop and people put $1.19 on their credit card, I always asked to see their ID whether or not this was written on it or not. Cheap bastards. =)

      But whenever I saw someone with SEE ID on their credit card, I gave them such hell. I'd say their Signature didn't match the signature on the back of the card("SEE ID" being their signature), and they would complain it wasn't really their signature. I then said that their credit card is not valid until signed, and we only accepted valid credit cards. I can be such a bastard. =)

      Last time in Vegas at the cashier's desk they had a CC sheet I saw, if it said "SEE ID" on the back of the card it wasn't valid at all. I asked about it, some people had been getting cash out of their accts and then saying since they hadn't actually signed it, it wasn't valid, and they couldn't have taken cash out. Casinos lost money thru that. I felt validated for my years of being a bastard at the coffeeshop after that.

    146. Re:Almost useless by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I think PIN keypads should be scramble-pads,where the order of digits is randomly assigned. My company once went from scramble pad 5 digit keycodes to proximity badges (non-photo id)... Funny.

    147. Re:Almost useless by jedrek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have one service that a lot of my non-european friends find amazing: text messages on transaction. Every time there is a transaction made on my account - wether it be a credit card charge, an ingoing/outgoing transfer, deposit, interest payout, etc - I get a text message to my phone immediately. So even if I were to lose my card, I'd be informed the second someone used it - at which time I can call the bank, deny the charge and get it blocked -- even if I didn't know I'd lost it.

    148. Re:Almost useless by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      In Canada, there are a few banks that will give you free usage of Interac (Debit).

      Actually, for almost all banks, the richer you are the less you have to pay. They just don't want you to take your business elsewhere, while if you are poor and only have about $100 in your account at any time, they don't really care about you and can afford to treat you like shit.

      The National Bank of Canada, for example, has a special kind of savings account that is strictly reserved to some professionals, like doctors or engineers (I know, I have one of those), which don't have any fee at all (certified check, debit card, misc. transaction).

      That sure sucks for the ones that have to pay huge fees for no service, but I'm not the one who'll be doing the complaining, being an engineer and all... ... ...

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    149. Re:Almost useless by aixguru1 · · Score: 1

      That's incorrect. The mag stripe contains only the 16 digits of the card. (I used to work for MasterCard).

      *bzzzt* wrong answer. Actually if you read up on mag stripes you will find that they contain more than that. The data (tracks) of the cards often contain your name and other bits of information the bank finds handy. How else do you explain the "Hello Mr/Ms ...." on the reciepts some places have.

      Back to the article at hand, it as much of a problem for merchants as it is for consumers. For the merchants, they risk charge backs with no "valid" signature to dispute them with. If it says the persons real name, they generally can win on that argument. However, saying that it is a valid charge and reading back "Shamu" as the name doesn't work so well.

      We need to move beyond retailers using un-encrypted data to validate accounts and also having them enforce policies that strictly require the checking of cards and receipts. Will this happen? It's unlikely to occur soon.

      In the mean time the ultra-paranoid can skip using a credit card/check card and use DEBIT/ATM only. If you have a true DEBIT/ATM only card, the card number does not do a lot of good for anyone. You have to use a pin to use it and from knowing how that works, trust me, it's better ;) Unless someone is watching you punch the keypad, has a camera mounted to watch and are capturing your mag stripe data, you are fairly safe.

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    150. Re:Almost useless by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      I've been to stores that explicitly state the card must be signed. They even have a little sign that says "Card must be signed - 'SEE ID' is not acceptable"

      I don't understand how a signature would be more valid than an ID.

    151. Re:Almost useless by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Funny how capitalism has such exactly in common with Communism... hmm.. ;-/

      I saw a cool /. sig once (I don't remember whose it was) that went : Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.

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    152. Re:Almost useless by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      AMEN to this. I don't understand why folks don't just use credit cards for all purchases. If you pay off the balance every month, you don't have to pay interest, and the risks to your money are much lower.

      Not to mention, you still get a nice summarized statement every month with every single one of your purchases. The only disadvantage I can think of is having to write one check a month, but really, if you're that lazy, you probably have more pressing issues. }:)

      -Z

    153. Re:Almost useless by Cat_Byte · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The mag stripe contains only the 16 digits of the card. (I used to work for MasterCard).

      I used to work for a company that wrote software for pc based cash registers. Unless things changed, we had to parse out all #s following the card # just to get # to populate by itself. There was no uniform layout of information. Some had the extra 4 digits you see on the back of the card, some had the expiration date, some had #s that I never figured out what they were. We even had access to the cool monthly # that would make it skip actually submitting card payments in the nightly batch so we could swipe real cards all day to test. That was a dangerous toy...grin...I resisted using it.

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    154. Re:Almost useless by WolfJ514 · · Score: 1

      Visa and Mastercard credit cardss aren't supposed to be accepted without a signature (this includes notes to see ID, etc.).

      Of course, some businesses are now requiring photo identification with credit card purchase.

    155. Re:Almost useless by dacaldar · · Score: 1

      While these measures seem useful and probably somewhat effective, they aren't needed at all.

      I've seen it many times, including when it happened to my wife.

      -You discover your card stolen
      -You phone the credit card company (or just as likely, they phone you first after that $400 purchase at the liquor store),
      -They list the recent purchases and ask you which one was the last legitimate one
      -You tell them
      -They say "yes, sir", and remove the other charges
      -You get a new credit card in the mail a week or two later.

      Now perhaps they wouldn't be as trusting if it happens to the same person multiple times, but they're making so much money, they can afford this level of customer service, which keeps me using the card!

      Same reason that people who bought JetsGo tickets from the website were just as covered as those who paid for travel insurance through a travel agent. Your stuff doesn't show up, you fill out one faxed form, Visa or M/C reverses the charge. No gold card or annual fee needed.

    156. Re:Almost useless by Manfre · · Score: 1

      Luckily "Not valid unless signed." does not specify you must write your name in the space. Not all credit cards carry this or a similar marking on the card.

    157. Re:Almost useless by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      The problem is in debit mode you can be charged foreign ATM fees (by both your bank and the business processing the card).

      The former is very easy to take care of. I refuse to do business with any bank that charges me fees for using my card in another network's ATM or at a business. For the latter, I avoid ATMs that charge fees (although that can be difficult), and I only shop once at a business that would charge me the fees they would normally have to pay themselves to process my CREDIT card.

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    158. Re:Almost useless by caino59 · · Score: 1

      this was about 4 years ago.

    159. Re:Almost useless by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I'm in a credit union. They don't charge me a service fee anywhere. However, that does not stop the 3rd party ATM from charging you. I got dinged constantly and had to keep finding out where I could get a truely free cash withdrawal when I wasn't near one of my local credit union atm's.

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    160. Re:Almost useless by Bloater · · Score: 1

      It is important to remember that these card readers in shops are made by allcomers. They are not any where near as trustworthy as a cashpoint.

      We need cards that can be loaded with an amount to pay by the terminal, and a keypad (where the numbers move around to avoid showing wear). When you tak the card out, it shows the amount (via static electronic paper) and you type your number to authorise it. Then put your card back in, and the bank sends a crytographic message to be decrypted by the card (using the pin as a key for the card to calculate the key for the banks message). Once decrypted, the terminal sends the message back to the bank, and the bank pays up.

      To get access to your funds, the criminal needs both the card and plenty of the bank card authentication messages (or the card and your pin). They'd have to be pretty damned sharp to manage that.

    161. Re:Almost useless by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      My credit unions refunds ATM fees charged by other banks.

      What credit union is this?? Any requirements for becoming a member?

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    162. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, you can't all sign with an 'X'.

    163. Re:Almost useless by klegan · · Score: 1

      I've gotten something similar. If I use my debit/credit card as a credit card instead of asking for my PIN it asks for my ZIP code. Only happens at a few Gas Stations so far.

    164. Re:Almost useless by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      I honestly do not know why you were modded insightfull.

      A quote from my post, with corrected spelling.

      "I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cards"

      As you can see, I note that I also write my signature on it.

      Thank you for your time spent reading the post.

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    165. Re:Almost useless by anopres · · Score: 1

      I don't think it has a whole lot to do with them not caring about you. It's more that they make a lot more money off of accounts that have large balances. They get to put those reserves to use. They pass along some of the savings because it makes them more competitive. Any expense the bank incurs on a low balance account hits the profit from that account much harder.

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    166. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the PIN is on the card... all EMV solutions do this, you can't actually read it because the card has a chip that works on an encrypted challenge-responce basis, but I have my dobuts too, it may not stand the test of time.

      Anyway, the chips are virtually impossible to clone... so even if they have your pin they physically need your card too, so if they're going to assult you for your card they might as well ask for your pin too... from the statistics from cash points this is actually quite a rare event, it seems some criminals don't breach the line between fraud and common assult.

    167. Re:Almost useless by mrsev · · Score: 1

      that is so cool. Were are you and which bank, may I ask?

    168. Re:Almost useless by dezcola · · Score: 1
      Basically it's prior military service required.

      http://tinyurl.com/7ylo9

    169. Re:Almost useless by truthsearch · · Score: 0

      Actually if you read up on mag stripes you will find that they contain more than that. The data (tracks) of the cards often contain your name and other bits of information the bank finds handy. How else do you explain the "Hello Mr/Ms ...." on the reciepts some places have.

      Wrong. Standard analog credit card mag stripes have space for 16 numbers. Some banks may store more info (somehow remaining backwards compatible for card readers) but the standard does not. Your statement about personalized info on receipts prooves you don't know what you're talking about. Credit card readers can not read anything custom to any one bank. You get personalized info on receipts when data is transmitted from the card-holder's bank to the merchant bank to the merchant POS.

    170. Re:Almost useless by geekoid · · Score: 1

      uhmm DUH?

      People steal pins all the time. usually by just watching the person on a previous transaction.
      Or they demand you use your card at a atm, give them the money, then take your card with your pin they watched you use to get the cash.

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    171. Re:Almost useless by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 1
      Chances of the local bookstore being equipped to handle PIN-based transaction is quite small. Thus using a debit card with them as the exact oppossite of your intended effect.

      You can rent a PIN-capable for, I believe, under a hundred bucks a month; or buy it outright for a couple thousand. If your business can't afford that, maybe you should come up with a new business plan.
      The ONLY people who should EVER use them are people who are unable (typically for reasons of bad credit history) to get a credit card.

      Except that cash advances on a credit card generally have a higher interest rate and no grace period; so getting cash off a credit card is a bad idea. It's best to have both a credit and a debit/ATM card: Use the credit card for all transactions except getting cash; and the debit/ATM card only to get cash, preferably at your own bank's ATM to avoid the fees.

      So there's a single exception to what you said...yeah, I'm nitpicking, but I work in credit card processing so I should be allowed.

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    172. Re:Almost useless by OhPlz · · Score: 1
      Aside from anonymity, cash is not secure at all.

      You are right in the realm of this discussion. I was thinking more along the lines of someone stealing a card number and using it while the card sits tucked away in your wallet. Skimming and the like. Cash in that way is more secure since it should be readily apparent that someone else is using it since it's not there in your wallet.

      Anonimity is also a good point. I think many of us tend to overlook that.

    173. Re:Almost useless by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      those places taht allow you to swipe it yourself are supposed to require you to show your card to the cashier after swiping. i know the thing at target says "please hand your card to cashier" after it spits it back out at you, as do the ones at CVS. it's the cashier who does't necessarily ask to see it. personally, i'm curious to see what would happen if you complained to the manager that the cashiers never compare signatures or ask to see an ID.

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    174. Re:Almost useless by aixguru1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If they had the extra 4 digits (3 for AMEX cards)on the back stored in the mag stripe that is a big no no to banks. CVV (numbers after your account number on the back) data was originally used so that the old swipe impact 3 part forms would not pick up the numbers. This meant that you would not have all the info that the banks had on the card from the imprint of the card numbers from the front. They often called in the card when making a purchase and read off the CVV data to the bank when making a charge.

      What they typically use that data for now is online orders or "card not present" orders. It's a way to validate when do a "card not present" transaction. Most banks require this now for retailers doing online transactions. There are only two bits of info that should not be stored on the mag stripe. One is the CVV data and the other is your PIN number.

      For those that have access to mag stripe readers, especially ones that use keyboard input, try running your card through and dumping out the data sometime. You will see exactly what is on them (if your reader supports more than track 1 and track 2 reads that is). Last time I did, my AMEX, Discover, and VISA all had my name on there, card number, expiration and a few other numbers noone typically uses for transactions.

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    175. Re:Almost useless by sllim · · Score: 1

      You know there is an easy solution to this.
      They should stop making the keypads for entering in the pin number in the classic layout of numbers. Instead the pad should be a random jumble of the numbers 0-9. It would be random (well as random as something like this can get anyhow) so you cannot simply memorize the layout anymore. If the user has to look at the pad to be certain he is pressing the correct numbers then it is gonna make it very difficult for the theif looking over the shoulder.

    176. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well a quick google turned up this register article. To quote:
      Where a retailer has a Chip and PIN terminal but a customer asks to sign instead, either because they have an old card or have forgotten their pin, the retailer will not be held liable for card fraud.
    177. Re:Almost useless by jkmiecik · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Debit charges placed at POS (point of sale) where you type your pin, you are NOT charged ATM fees. Do you even have a checking account?

    178. Re:Almost useless by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      You can rent a PIN-capable for, I believe, under a hundred bucks a month; or buy it outright for a couple thousand. If your business can't afford that, maybe you should come up with a new business plan.

      Most "mom and pop" bookstores have very thin margins to begin with. Regardless, how many locally-owned businesses have you seen that actually have a PIN-capable terminal? In my experience the number has been very small.

      It's best to have both a credit and a debit/ATM card:[for cash advances]
      ...
      So there's a single exception to what you said...yeah, I'm nitpicking, but I work in credit card processing so I should be allowed.


      Nope, you've been warped by working in the business. There is no reason that a single card should be both a debit card and an ATM card. Yeah, a lot of banks like to tie them together, probably saves them from having to pay for their own ATM cards or maybe they just want to push them on as many people as they can. But from the customer's perspective, a plain old ATM card is sufficient to handle cash withdrawals.

      I explicitly made both my bank and my credit union deactivate the debit portion of the debit/ATM cards they issued to me when I found out that I could no longer get a plain ATM card from them.

    179. Re:Almost useless by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right -- signatures are not proof of identity, but rather proof of agreement.

      However, the natural consequence of this is that ANY marking made with the requisite intent to agree and for the mark to serve as proof of agreement constitutes a signature. Certainly this is how this pretty much always works out in court.

      Thus, I signed my credit cards 'Please See ID,' and it's a valid signature. Of course, I still want people to request to look at the ID of the person presenting the card -- not the signature part, but the photo part.

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    180. Re:Almost useless by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      On every card I've ever seen, it clearly states "Not valid unless signed."

      When I used to work for Gap, they were very strict about having employees check credit card signatures, it seems that Gap has historically had a very low occurrence of credit card fraud and they believe that's why. They also inform employees of what the rules are for each credit card.

      Visa and Mastercard are transferrable, meaning any authorised user can use it. A call to Visa or Mastercard is required to check for an authorised user. I had to do this a LOT. American Express is not transferrable. A user has to have their name imprinted on the card. American Express is EXTREMELY strict about the back of the card being signed. I have stood next to people on the phone where AMEX has told them that their card is not valid unless signed and that the salesperson is absolutely right in denying purchases. The reason why they do this is that AMEX goes a long way further in guaranteeing a shop will get their money if fraud occurs. AMEX only requires that the back of the card is signed and that the signature is signed the same way. If you sign the card "Kathleen" you cannot sign the credit slip "Kathy". I've had to stand next to frustrated people after I already told them sign the slip the way it is on the back of your card when I put them on with AMEX and they tell the frustrated person that I am right and offer to send the terms and agreements pamphlet again since they don't remember them.

      The biggest problem in credit card theft is not the security, it's that people do not read their terms and agreements. If you call within 24 hours, Visa only makes you responsible for up to 20% of purchases made within that time frame. The problem is most people think they will find their card and wait too long. It takes maybe 3 days to get a new card, I know, I've lost mine more than once and once it was used. AMEX users who lose their cards pay nothing.

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    181. Re:Almost useless by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      CIBC, through Loblaws and it's stores, offers a President's Choice bank account that gives you free usage of services. Only downside is that you can't get "full service", you can only get self service.

      One of the major credit unions where I live is offering a free chequing and interac account.

    182. Re:Almost useless by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      I would switch banks if my bank introduced that "feature." My checking account stays under $100 in case Paypal or a check forger tries to clean me out.

    183. Re:Almost useless by skitz0 · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly without ATM fees you'd be hard pressed to find a ATM anywhere except a bank. The "Mom and Pop" ATMs you see around are there to make a profit from the ATM fees.

    184. Re:Almost useless by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Am I genuinely the only person that types the pin with one hand, and hides what they're typing with the other?

    185. Re:Almost useless by superpeach · · Score: 1

      I got sent out to one of the large supermarkets here with my sisters card to get some cash out the machine and then buy her stuff. The machine was broken so I just went in the shop to get stuff and stick her pin number in the chip and pin machine. Then I found out they didn't have chip and pin yet, so I ended up signing my name. They didn't even care that I wasn't female.

    186. Re:Almost useless by pfleming · · Score: 4, Informative
      As a merchant who accepts credit cards it amazes me that people think the SEE ID is valid. Just a few days ago someone posted a link that completely rebuffs the SEE ID line.
      • SEE ID is not a valid signature
      • An unsigned card (blank signature line) is not a valid card.
      The card must be signed, period. Merchants who accept these cards are in violation of their contract with the card processing company and can potentially lose their right to accept credit cards. I don't know any that actually have though.
      On the other hand, I have had people with unsigned cards argue with me that they don't sign their cards so a thief can't copy their signature
      I usually advise them that an unsigned card is not valid (it's written right under or over the signature line) and that they will have to sign the card in my presence and provide ID to verify the signature. Otherwise they have to come up with cash or another valid form of payment.
      Perhaps if more merchants actually read the agreement that they sign there would be more protection for the card user. I don't expect it to happen any time soon though, there are still "$10 minimum for credit card purchases" signs (Visa and Mastercard do not allow minimums, Discover does) and merchants who want your phone number before they swipe a card (personal information as a requirement for purchases is a violation of the merchant contract)
      If you really want them to look at photo id, get a card with your photo on it. Otherwise "rules is rules" and they should be followed on both sides.
    187. Re:Almost useless by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Er - that isn't the Register saying that. It's the Register reporting what someone from the Federation of Small Businesses is saying - and he's hardly an independant party.

      With anything new that costs money (technological or not) there's an initial resistance to it. This statement is one side of an ongoing discussion, rather than a "fact".

      That's not to say that respected journos don't have issues with chip and pin, though:
      http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=17247
      (lots of links from the article, BTW)

    188. Re:Almost useless by Xugumad · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the PIN number thing, I'm tempted to put a small slip of paper in my wallet, with "0619" written on it. Anyone stealing the wallet may well try it is my PIN, and it won't work. So they turn it upside down (becomes "6190"), and it still doesn't work. If I'm really lucky, they turn it back the other way, try one more time, and the card is now locked.

    189. Re:Almost useless by eison · · Score: 1

      PIN is not on the card for Visa/MC check cards in the states, or major brands of pure debit cards in the states.

      Thus, PIN based debit does not work without an active connection to the bank.

      I believe that you are thinking of smart cards, where PIN is stored on the card encrypted. This is what lets them work stand-alone with just a smart card reader.

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    190. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Uhmm. DUH?

      So you think that the people that copy your card won't be able to copy you pin number from the box you type it into.

      I can even copy it remotley, all I have to do is send out some RF and look for changes in the signal I that's bounced back.

      When you press a key you close the loop in the contacts of the box, which will interfear with the RF signal and can be detected. Because each key probably has a different length of circuit it will affect the RF in a different way. So I can work out exactly what number you typed in, even if I'm not looking over your sholder.

      Then all I have to do is pickpocket you, and go on a spending spree, but because I have your pin I don't even need to forged your signiture so there's no way you can hope to prove that I took you card.

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    191. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      ' so if they're going to assult you for your card they might as well ask for your pin too.'

      A pick pocket will just follow you into the shop, look over your sholuder, watch where you put your card and make their move whilst your carying the shopping out of the shop. Your an easy target, since your carying a lot of shopping and there will be a lot of other people around who may bump into you.

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    192. Re:Almost useless by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      Actually, the easiest way to get a PIN is to stand behind someone and watch as they punch it in.

      Alternatively, find a sweet little old lady and listen carefully at the checkout as she says the PIN out loud: "one...three...three...nine...enter."

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    193. Re:Almost useless by caseydk · · Score: 1


      5% is high.

      I normally just make "X"'s.

      I've even signed it for my wife just to prove the point to her that the signature is meaningless.

      Even though she handed them the card and I signed, they didn't question it.

    194. Re:Almost useless by eison · · Score: 1

      PIN based debit does not store the PIN on the card.

      Smart cards actually *do* store the PIN on the card.

      I thus consider smart cards less secure.

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    195. Re:Almost useless by STrinity · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Debit charges placed at POS (point of sale) where you type your pin, you are NOT charged ATM fees.

      Horsehockey. Just because your bank doesn't do it doesn't mean no bank does it.

      Think next time before you make a universal statement on an international website.

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    196. Re:Almost useless by kencurry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had the same experience when I bought my first home. The escrow officer/lady actually chastised me for not knowing how to sign my name properly!

      I was so pissed, but I meekly complied and let her tell me how to sign all the documents like I was a five year old.

      later, I realized that I had paid her to treat me like that.

      Several closed escrows later, I sign the damn papers how I want, the less legible the better.

      Escrow lady - kiss my ass!

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    197. Re:Almost useless by swg101 · · Score: 1

      One issue that I have known people to have a problem with is that without (good) credit, it can be difficult to get decent credit card. (i.e. one with no fees) Some cards will charge fees even if you pay off the balance every month.

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    198. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See ID" is not legal in all US states. If the card isn't signed (and they check - I have seen some that do, and I thank them) they will not accept the card without a manager's approval.

      Still, one has to ask the question, does the average cashier have the education to determine a forgery anyway?

    199. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am going to mod you overrated, but first I decided to reply.

      I wanted a -1 Wrong moderation because you, sir, have not kept up with the times, and you are arrogant about it.

      I recently wrote software to read card stripes through a reader, and I can tell you the standard allows for much more than 16 digits. You, of course, are talking out of your ass.

      Good day, sir.

    200. Re:Almost useless by andreyw · · Score: 1

      ...which is exactly why I carry my card in the wallet, in the inside pocket of my *closed* jacket.

    201. Re:Almost useless by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Regardless of Visa's (idiotic) advice, placing 'See Photo ID' on the back of your card is about a thousand times more likely to get a crook caught than having your sig. on the back.

      Really simple, when you think about it: The crook doesn't look like you. But they have your card. And, if you signed it, your sig. So they go practice two or three times and, usually, thats going to be close enough for the clerks who actually check (pron: 'glance at') it (about 1 in 10?). Maybe 1 in a 10000 would of those who check would call the 'customer' on it, unless the sigs are WAY different. Or legible and spelled wrong or something. And you know how to get around that? Oh! Wear a finger brace! "Gee, I'm sorry I can't sign my name very well."

      Now, if it says 'See Photo ID' (like all of mine, and I've NEVER been told to sign it), then, assuming the thief has your photo ID, he has to alter it or create their own. Not hard, but more work than they are going to want to do.

      And, for reference, I get asked for my photo ID about 1 in 4 times that I use a card -- the higher the price the better the odds, in general.

      So, what that means is that you, while following the 'rules' (advice, really, on that page; but stupid enough to be a Visa rule), are exposing yourself more to theft of funds than I, who am *not* following the 'rules'. Who's the fool?

      Personally, I think the guy who was outraged was right, not you -- regardless of bad advice from corporate.

    202. Re:Almost useless by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Until you get to Targets which some are now refusing cards with this notation, declaring "it's not a signature" - read: this takes more work and puts some microscopic but yet unacceptable level of responsibility on us via the drones we have working at the registers.

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      -Styopa
    203. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      still in high school? I'm in college and I already have a savings account.
      oh, and here's another brain-buster... don't buy it if you don't have the money for it! wooooow!

    204. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to do this until my card started getting rejected for not being signed. The US Postal Service is very strict about this (at least in my neighborhood) and now put up signs that say they will not accept any card that isn't signed.

    205. Re:Almost useless by DaAdder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no, not at all.

      A wireless webcam, card copier eqipment and a cheap ATM front mockup will set you back a measly few dollars. Its one of the most common ways to copy a card, read the CC#, the pin, all in one swipe.

      Often enough the victim doesn't know he/she's been had until the bill shows up or the card company calls about strange charges.

      Depending on the quality of the ATM front or the cam setup, the scam might be discovered in a day or two. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesnt. If so they move to another area, as discovery of the equipment doesn't have to leave any trace back to the villains what so ever.

      I dont really see how cameras and card copiers couldnt let you easily forge a signature as well btw.

      Since thousands of people are being fooled by this, how exactly can the card companies/banks effectively argue that its your own damn fault?

    206. Re:Almost useless by DaAdder · · Score: 1

      Most regulars cards have decent limits for what you can withdraw in a single purchase and over a period of say seven consecutive days.

      The signature, as is shown in the article, doesn't have to be forged. You can pretty much put down whatever the hell you want in 99.9% of the cases. How many signature experts work at best buy or turkey hill you reckon?

    207. Re:Almost useless by DaAdder · · Score: 1

      As pins can be recorded in a number of cheap and non-invasive ways, at least in here in Sweden the banks and CC companies have had to go back on the claim.

      No one can be held responsible for loss of pin, even if its kept on a note in the wallet next to the CC, reading: MY SECRET VISA PIN, in big fat glow-in-the-dark letters.

    208. Re:Almost useless by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      However, the natural consequence of this is that ANY marking made with the requisite intent to agree and for the mark to serve as proof of agreement constitutes a signature.

      But, does it really signify intent to agree? Seems like it signifies intent to agree with a modification of the original contract - that you agree iff the cashier checks the cardholder's ID.

      Now, maybe your intent is to agree to the original contract regardless of what the cashier does, but if I were the issuing bank, I sure would not want to take that chance. Its a huge loophole and they didn't spend all that money on the original contract language to just have their customers modify it whilly-nilly like that.

      Which is probably why their policy has been to have the merchant confiscate such cards, although it appears they have relaxed it enough to now also simply requiring that you sign the card on the spot, as if it were completely unsigned. It's not clear from the website what the merchant should do if the card is not signable because there is not enough space left in the signature box.

    209. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking more along the lines of someone stealing a card number and using it while the card sits tucked away in your wallet. Skimming and the like. Cash in that way is more secure since it should be readily apparent that someone else is using it since it's not there in your wallet.

      Have you ever found $20 in a coat at the begining of the winter? Maybe I should just keep better track of my cash though. ;-)

    210. Re:Almost useless by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would check on their rules for using "unsigned" credit cards like yours - while it's indeed less likely that yours might be misused, if it was, you may be liable for the charges.

      The "guy who was outraged" was 100% in the wrong - he lambasted the BMV and the front-line employee for doing EXACTLY WHAT THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES TELL THEM TO. They are only interested in processing transactions, and to do that they need to abide by Visa's rules in this case.

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    211. Re:Almost useless by rworne · · Score: 1

      Depends. I'm prior military service, USMCR (reserves) who was put on active duty and sent to Desert Storm. I have a combat ribbon and am eligible for membership in the VFW. But USAA doesn't want my business. (They have excellent car insurance rates)

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      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    212. Re:Almost useless by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      yeah know,

      maybe I'm being shortsighted, as this is only moderated a +3 at the moment, but that seems like a pretty clever idea. I've had an ATM card eaten by a machine after I punched in the wrong number a few times trying to remember which PIN went with that particular card.

      Maybe there's a downside I'm missing, but it seems like a reasonable, short-term, down and dirty solution to a lost ATM card should it fall into the hands of a dishonest person.

      jeff

    213. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called chip AND pin for a reason

      The PIN is useless without the card (its used only for card-present electronic transactions, to unlock the chip).

      The Chip is useless without the PIN - it can't authenticate a transaction unless it has the PIN.

      So looking over your shoulder isn't enough - a criminal needs the Chip AND the PIN or they might as well have neither.

      Previously you could get a long way in credit card fraud by buying a 16 year old shop assistant some drinks and persuading her to quietly "skim" customer credit cards through a phone-sized magnetic stripe reader. At the end of her shift you take back the reader, give her a pat on the backside and write yourself dozens of blank cards, as good as cash for some transactions.

      If you use the same girl again (or befriend another one) you can select expensive items during a busy period and present your obviously fraudulent blank card at the register - she turns a blind eye, you write whatever you like on the signature line, and to both the machine (which reads the cloned magnetic stripe) and the shop manager everything looks OK until the charges are reversed weeks later.

      Chip and PIN kills these scams, and many similar low technology frauds stone dead. Low risk, no contact fraud has to be replaced by pick pocketing and mugging - crimes with much stiffer penalties and much smaller windows of opportunity. It is expected that a lot of small timers don't have the stomach for that sort of thing and will find some other way to make a living.

    214. Re:Almost useless by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      True, but the great advantage for the criminal is that you can watch an old lady enter her PIN (many of them mutter the code as they enter it), follow her outside, hit her with a brick, take the card, and empty her bank account.

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    215. Re:Almost useless by rworne · · Score: 1

      Yes, these are nice. My company currently uses scramble pads. The digits are displayed so far recessed behind the buttons that you can be just a few degrees off of dead center and you can read nothing. Great for dealing with potential shoulder-surfers.

      In fact, here's a link in case anyone was interested in how they work (or what they look like).

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      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    216. Re:Almost useless by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      Where I'm at (chicago area), I can go to any credit union's atm (at least all the ones that I've tried) and use my credit union card without a fee on either end.

    217. Re:Almost useless by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Several drug stores in my area will give cash back up to $100. I just buy a pack of gum or a drink, it's still cheaper then the ATM fee, I could buy the cashier a drink and still come out ahead.

    218. Re:Almost useless by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I've recently noticed alot of ATM's are charging me a $1 fee if I check my balance, there doesn't appear to be any indication of it other then the reciept.

    219. Re:Almost useless by sconeu · · Score: 1

      "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." -- John Kenneth Galbraith

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    220. Re:Almost useless by sconeu · · Score: 1

      It's by John Kenneth Galbraith. See my post a few up in this thread.

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    221. Re:Almost useless by sconeu · · Score: 1

      And if you watched the "Superheroes" commercial during the superbowl (and after... it's still being used), you'd know that *any* VISA check card can be killed the same way.

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    222. Re:Almost useless by SillyKing · · Score: 1

      Writing "see id" on your credit card is not valid. The card is not valid unless signed (in most states at least). Retailers in those states are not allowed to accept unsigned or "see id" credit card sales. If you show ID and the card is not signed the retailer is required to still decline the purchase. And before somebody says that the retailer MUST accept a credit card as payment, that is not true in ANY state in the US. While these rules are in place, it is sad that most retailers do not check or follow any guidelines. More than likely, the clerk behind the counter is not even aware of them. Only when the retailer is mystery shopped by a VISA or Mastercard representitive and they hand a fine to the retailers corporate office will any of this information make it down the food chain. Or if the retailer gets enough customers disputing purchases that they did not have matching signature for.

    223. Re:Almost useless by Cylix · · Score: 1

      This is nothing new to me.

      I decided one day to see if my Master Card really would track faulty signatures and call me if something odd started showing up.

      So I literally started scribbling something that might have resembled my name in the bizzaro universe.

      Now, 3 years later, my CC signatures does not match my real signature and only one lady at a gas station complained. I just do it because it's funny now.

      The only situation I recall any CC company actually stopping my card because of suspicion happened on a business trip (I rather like the term field work being a tech). Of course, I just swapped cards and went with one that did work.

      Later, I called customer support and they said they noticed I was spending money outside of my state... gosh... the disaster. Honestly, I think it was just a mistake on their part as this wasn't the first trip out of state for me.

      CC security 0, thieves millions

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      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    224. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > At a Portuguese ATM from ANY bank or ATM in a supermarket or petrol station there are NO charges at all.

      It actually used to be like that here (Australia) 10 years ago.

      I don't understand why ATMs, EFTPOS and other forms of electronic banking appear to be the only electronic services in existence to get _more_ expensive as the technology matures....

    225. Re:Almost useless by Prometheus+Bob · · Score: 1

      I work in an area where I need to explain MasterCard and Visa Credit Card Processing. MC&VS regulations say the signature has to match what the issuing credit card bank has on file (which is why you are supposed to sign as soon as you get your card). The whole idea is that not everyone knows what a valid ID looks like- And almost everyone and their mother can make a fake ID. If the signature does not match what is on file at the issuing bank, and the credit card holder disputes that charge the merchant loses that money, but the cardholder shouldnt be held liable.

    226. Re:Almost useless by Soruk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not quite true. The shops are held liable if they haven't got the means to take the new Chip and Pin cards (and maybe, if a customer requests signature if they don't know their PIN). The shop is not liable if they have the hardware, but the customer has an old-style card.

      (This is from advice given to me by my bank.)

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      -- Soruk
    227. Re:Almost useless by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Go to ING Direct...they're paying 2.6% now. Granted it's not great, but it's more than .2%.

      People should keep an emergency fund in a savings account.

      Generally speaking though, yes, putting your life savings in a savings account is not the best use of your money.

    228. Re:Almost useless by rzebram · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty cool idea, I'd never really thought of that before. Damn you and your prior art...

    229. Re:Almost useless by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you have a valid chip and pin card in the UK, stores can legally refuse to accept a signature. If you don;t lnow the pin, you have to pay by another method (cash or cheque) This has happened to me. I beleive it happens in other European countries too (e.g. France?)

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    230. Re:Almost useless by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Federal law makes you only liable for $50. So if you pay 20% you're getting screwed, unless the 20% is less than $50.

    231. Re:Almost useless by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Reply to self: I was wrong it seems! The official chip and pin site http://www.chipandpin.co.uk/consumer/2005/index.ht ml says you CAN use a signature.

      I will be visiting the store that refused my sig...

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      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    232. Re:Almost useless by lakin · · Score: 1

      With the uk chip and pin, the pin *is* stored on the card. But, it doesnt just hand the pin over to the reader, the reader tells the card what you typed in, and the card says if its right or not.

      I think the main problem is its too easy at the moment to watch a person type in the pin. I work at Tesco, and a lot of people just casually type in the pin, even if there is someone standing nearby with a clear view. At Tesco at least, you can just pull the reader from its holder and hold it out of other peoples view, yet not many people take advantage of this.

      Even worse, when it first started out, a number of customers told me their pins (and i didnt even offer them chocolate!), and i had to explain you should never, ever do that.

      Its a good system, I think the banks just need to do more to educate their customers - not just little leaflets, but TV ads explaining all this. Bringing this post back in line with the post a few parents up.. I think the banks missed a big oportunity to add even more than just pin, such as a Check ID option, or maybe storing a photo on the card and if the customer wants, make the retailers check it. One of the banks, i think it is The Royal Bank of Scotland, does print black and white owner photos on their cards, but there is no requirement for the retailer to check it.

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    233. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Its a good system, I think the banks just need to do more to educate their customers

      People keep saying this but it never happenes.

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    234. Re:Almost useless by wizzy403 · · Score: 1

      That's because signatures DON'T GO TO MASTER CARD! Merchants only have to provide signature sheets in the event of a chargeback.

    235. Re:Almost useless by jfanning · · Score: 1

      Actually it is the same system in New Zealand and has been since the late 80's. I guess it just takes a while for the rest of the world to catch up :-).

      But EFTPOS started as a debit card system (using ATM cards in the shops), I think that electronic use of credit cards didn't come till later.

      And EFTPOS isn't so much a brand-name than an acrynom for "Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale".

      But funnily enough, while in NZ we had been using our PIN numbers since the 80's, here in Europe (and Finland in particular) they still use signatures (everywhere except petrol stations for some reason).

    236. Re:Almost useless by flossie · · Score: 1
      With the uk chip and pin, the pin *is* stored on the card. But, it doesnt just hand the pin over to the reader, the reader tells the card what you typed in, and the card says if its right or not.

      The really big problem is that there is absolutely no way for the customer to know if the reader is legitimate or not. People have been putting fake ATM covers with embedded cameras and card readers over legitimate cash machines here in the UK recently. It would be much easier just to replace a card reader with a card reader/logger. How can I possibly know what the reader is recording?

      At Tesco at least, you can just pull the reader from its holder and hold it out of other peoples view, yet not many people take advantage of this.

      The readers in my local Tesco don't look as if they will come out of the holders. I will have to try next time I pay.

    237. Re:Almost useless by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      The problem is obtaining the (hopefully) encrypted PIN from its (hopefully) hidden location on the card.
      However, if you take a hash of a four digit number, it will be absolutely trivial to use rainbow or something to obtain the number from the hash. After all, there are only 10^4 (or is it 4^10...?) combinations.

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    238. Re:Almost useless by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      nope, I do that all the time

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    239. Re:Almost useless by lgw · · Score: 1

      If you have poor crdit, you can sometimes get a credit card with no fee from a bank by keeping an amount equal to the card's limit on deposit with that bank.

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    240. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as I don't go overdrawn without authorisation, I have no bank charges. Banking is a lot cheaper in the UK.

    241. Re:Almost useless by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Cash is more secure from the point of view that someone who takes your cash, takes only your cash. But someone who takes your credit/debit/ATM card can drain your bank account, max out your credit card, and possibly do even more evil.

    242. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time, they caught the person within 30 minuites of trying to use my card. (She tried it in 5 places)

      Two words:

      Front Pocket.

      If the chick is hot enough to get your wallet out of a front pocket of your pants without you noticing or minding, maybe she's worth it.

    243. Re:Almost useless by alienw · · Score: 1

      Read what I said. IF you dispute the charge after it has been made and the credit card slip does not have your signature on it, it's the store's problem. Signatures are more reliable than PINs in proving identity, since they are basically a biometric identifier.

    244. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Eftpos. Advantages:

      * Makes cash virtually irrelevant, as everywhere has it.
      * Theoretically resolves signature issues.

      Disadvantages:

      * Four digit pins being entered in extremely public places all the time, with people standing behind you. Same pin gives access to your bank accounts at ATMs. If you want to steal a wallet, go to the supermarket and queue behind somebody. Picking up pins is trivially easy here, compared to the UK where people at least can shield pin entry at ATMs with their body.

      * You can spend money everywhere, but checking your balance takes a special effort. Instant consumer over-spending problems, which is obviously an issue in NZ (look at our rate of credit card debt!).

      So, you take the good with the bad.

    245. Re:Almost useless by inf0stud · · Score: 1

      I had been using a replacement credit card for a fortnight (two weeks) before a shop assistant asked for photo id. Puzzled I showed her my driver's licence. She then told me I hadn't signed the card which I promptly did. She told me that they get paid $60 if they pickup fradulent card use.

    246. Re:Almost useless by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Chip cards cannot be read by an illegitimate reader, because the reader will not have the correct encryption keys loaded to talk to the card.

      The illegitimate reader would have to convince a bank host system to send it some keys, and that would leave a 'paper trail' .

    247. Re:Almost useless by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Small bookshops run on really low budgets. Where I live, hiring a debit-card processing terminal is about US$10 per week, or buying it outright from US$500 depending on brand.

      This didn't convince my favourite bookshop to get one, especially since there were 2 ATMs nearby anyway.

      Many retailers refuse to accept credit cards because the CC companies charge the retailer exorbitant fees (Visa is the lowest and that's still 2% of each transaction), whereas debit has a fixed fee (20c for telecommunications costs, no bank charges).

    248. Re:Almost useless by flossie · · Score: 1

      What is to stop criminals from modifying legitimate readers, or placing the legitimate chips in dodgy readers, thereby sending legitimate data to the bank but a) reading my card data, and b) capturing my PIN, in the process?

    249. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "0619" is my PIN you insensitive clod!

    250. Re:Almost useless by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Don't misunderstand me. I'm a die-hard capitalist. :-)

    251. Re:Almost useless by giminy · · Score: 1


      The Department of Infinite Loops issued a bulletin requesting someone to try and sign their driver's license, "See ID." Any takers?

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      The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
    252. Re:Almost useless by basscomm · · Score: 1

      Every once in a while you'll run into a stickler (like my local Post Office) that will require the signature on the card to match the signature on the receipt... So if you put SEE ID on your card, you better be willing to put SEE ID on your credit card slip.

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    253. Re:Almost useless by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      As another poster pointed out, use the 'cash back' feature of grocery store / drug store registers. You'll have to buy a pack of gum...but at lesat you're getting someting for that 1.50 instead of giving it to a bank for the privledge of gettng your money out.

    254. Re:Almost useless by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
      I was, up until recently, a cashier for a fairly large retailer (31 stores nationally; our store did ~$250k daily [non-sale] gross volume). Day in and day out I would get people using credit cards with no signature on the panel (roughly 40%). Some of these cards were years old and never signed. I used to ask for an ID when I got one. Recently though I became jaded with the quality of people I worked with and subsequently lost all interest in performing my duties any better than the people around me. With my lack of respect for my coworkers and superiors went most of my motivation to keep the customers secure. The last few weeks as a cashier it was my personal mantra that if the customer was too stupid to sign their card, then I would not require them to. All I needed to perform my duties to the bare minimum and not get fired was to get some configuration of ink on the bottom line of my receipts.

      On the odd occasion that a customer would challenge me as to why I did not ask for an ID I would proceed to humiliate them in front of as many people as I could manage without drawing managerial attention. It would go something like this:
      [me]Please sign here. *points to sig line*

      [JAC]Aren't you going to ask for my ID?

      [me]Why?

      [JAC]Well, you looked the back of my card and you obviously found it blank.

      [me, getting louder now]I figured you just didn't want to have to sign.

      [JAC]I left it blank so that people would ask for ID.

      [me, readying my pen to sign the card]Oh, you do realize that ANYBODY can sign a blank card and subsequently sign a piece of paper to match.

      [JAC]No!

      [me]Or, did you not notice this text here RIGHT ABOVE the signature panel that says "NOT VALID UNLESS SIGNED"???

      [JAC]But-

      [me]Do you want a bag??....Sir..
      Of course, some would sign their card and some would just take the plastic bag and run. All in all I find it abysmal how even the general public has no concern for their own security when it comes to these things. It is my opinion that the reason credit card fraud is becoming more of an issue is because banks are advertising it more. And if they are spending money advertising your security and trying to raise awareness then they are definitely losing enough to fraud to make it worth their while.

      Ultimately, I've found that if I wanted to lead a life of crime there's no one stopping anybody past a few small measures.
      1. scribble "CID" or some such nonsense on stolen card.
      2. print fake DL on glossy photo paper stock.
      3. insert fake DL into cheap wallet with clear plastic window *insert must be tight to prevent easy removal*
      4. use stolen card on purchases sub $500; complain vehemently if asked to remove fake ID from crappy wallet.
      5. fence tainted goods for cash or better swag
      6. Profit!
      7. Stand around at register when transaction takes longer than 45 seconds; supervisor or manager may approach
      8. Get taken down by Store Loss Prevention and Local Police
      9. Go to Jail.
      Don't steal. You may find it so easy that it becomes an addiction. That's when you get caught. Remember: This is your asshole before prison: *; This is your asshole after prison: O.
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    255. Re:Almost useless by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      You can't copy a smart card, at least not without some extremely sophisticated hardware.

    256. Re:Almost useless by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      First off, having the card doesn't net you anything. You need the pin to get it todo anything.

      Third, you actually need the pin to make it work.

      Personally, I think the most important point is that you need a pin to use it. :)

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      Fnord.
    257. Re:Almost useless by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      This actually happened to me:

      I had a Citibank Visa a while back. You could send them a photo ID and a signature and they would emblazen both on the front of the card.

      One would think this is a pretty good form of verification, and signing the back would be pointless. So I never signed the back.

      So what happened to me? "You haven't signed the back of the card". Excuse me! Look at the front. See that picture? And signature...?

      So, I wrote on the back "SEE FRONT FOR SIGNATURE".

      Then you go to place that apparently can't read, and the person is comparing the "SEE FRONT FOR SIGNATURE" but not actually reading it, and wondering why it doesn't match...

      Sigh. But this was years ago. Maybe they don't check anymore.

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    258. Re:Almost useless by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      I may be misreading your post, but I think you could be confusing a bank card with a credit card, or a credit card that acts as both.

      IE- All bank cards (Ie, cards used in ATMs to access cash, but are not credit cards) are protected by PIN codes, and always have.

      Vanilla credit cards in Australia are not protected by PIN. Some banks offer the 'verified by visa' tool, but that's for online.
      If you've got a credit card, all you need is a signature.

      Where you might be getting confused is when a credit/debit card acts as both.
      For example, my bank accounts are linked to my credit (debit) card - so when I use an ATM, I can choose to withdraw from my savings, and will require a pin number.
      If i'm in a shop, and choose to pay by savings, I will be prompted for a PIN.
      If, however, I choose credit, all I need to provide is a signature.

    259. Re:Almost useless by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      Got any links to back this up?

      This could come in handy should any mystery charges ever happen their way onto my CC bill.

      --
      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    260. Re:Almost useless by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I write "CHECK ID PLEASE" and I don't sign the card at all. I really don't see the point of signing the back of the card. Hardly anyone looks at the damn signature anyway, and if you sign the back or your card, a person who steals it would have your signature to try and copy for the small minority of cashiers that actually do look at it.

      If a cashier actually asked me to sign my card (as another poster desribed), I would refuse and offer them my ID. If they are so obsessed with seeing my signature, they can compare the signature on my ID with the one I sign on the reciept.

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      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    261. Re:Almost useless by BlueHands · · Score: 3, Funny

      nice thought but I think it could be improved upon...

      instead of hoping they will try reading through it,write badly. 9's and 4's can look alot alike, so can 1's and 7's

      Yea for an Americain education system that never force me to learn how to write!!

      --
      I mod everyone down who says "I'll get modded down for this." I hate to disappoint.
    262. Re:Almost useless by bjbest · · Score: 1
      I've always known that the cardholder's name is encoded in the magnetic stripe -- the Sunoco gas station's POS system will print out your name on the receipt if you use your credit card.

      I've worked in Esso gas stations in Canada, and years ago they upgraded from the Sharp POS units (very good but limited functions) to the Verifones that had a very unintuitive interface. But it had a special "card track dump" function that would reveal on the display the complete contents of the magnetic stripe. Now when you think of it is fairly unsettling to have a gas pump attendant to have access to this data from your card if he swipes it when you're not looking. Plus he has a copy of your signature on paper, making it all to easy for the attendant to sell this info to criminal card sharks.

    263. Re:Almost useless by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing with "SEE ID". Actually, I don't even put my signature on it. I simply write "SEE ID" on the back of the credit card. If the signature is there too, the cashier might not actually ask for your ID. This way, they are more likely to do so and then they will have a photo ID (license) to compare.

      As for the stores like walmart letting you swipe your own card, perhaps that is better. I've heard of some stores where the cashier might scan your card on one scanner, claim it didn't work right, and scan on a scanner just below it. If you're not paying attention, it may just look like the first swipe didn't read, and you'd get double charged. Of course once you get your statement, you can pick up on this, but some people don't pay attention.

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    264. Re:Almost useless by pardonne · · Score: 1

      > An indexed fund gives, very roughly, about 10% annually.

      What is an "indexed fund"?

    265. Re:Almost useless by Greywolf428 · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good, but if you check the cardholder agreement (and note on the back of the card), it very specifically says 'Not Valid Unless Signed.' I know of several places that won't accept a credit card that isn't signed, or that only has 'see ID' on it.
      It irritates me to no end. I work in retail. I have to run countless credit cards a day. The only real protection you have is that your signature matches the one on the card.

    266. Re:Almost useless by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

      Actually, core inflation is closer to 3% or so.

      Of course, inflation varies by market -- home price inflation has been higher than the overall inflation rate, for example, as was inflation on some grocery goods last year (e.g. milk).

      Also, although you're right about most banks' savings accounts, if you shop around, it is possible to beat that current inflation rate using a mere savings account (although, this was not the case about 2 years ago). EmigrantDirect, for example, currently has a 3.25% APY (though note that only a few weeks ago, they were offering only a 3.00% APY, while inflation was at 3.26%).

      But overall, you're right... Month-to-month variations show that savings accounts and MMAs, even the highest-returning ones, are not a smart way to beat inflation, assuming it's possible at all without major micromanagement. Using one's savings as investments (bonds, stocks, index funds, etc.) is a much better idea...

    267. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look you dipshit, I haven't just been some tape monkey at Mastercard, I have actually programmed firmware for talking to MSR equipment.. Standard Magstripes have multiple tracks... your everyday Mastercard and VISA uses two tracks and the second one is the ABA track which can contain upto 40-bytes (5-bits per byte, numeric data), and the 1st track is IATA which can contain upto 82 7-bit bytes, which on any major credit card contains the name embossed on the front. The ABA has a standard for this, and the actual physical track standard is ISO.

      The old standard is simply for track 2, and that has space for 40 numbers, not 16. This "only 16" stuff is complete bullshit. Where the fuck do you think the expiration date for the card would come from (which is necessary for any transaction to take place...)

      I also have written card services protocol handlers for VITAL, EDC, and NOVA for an embedded transaction device.. I know what the fuck I'm talking about and I know what kind of data is handled for verification and batch transaction processing for merchants... 16 numbers ain't going to cut it dipshit.

      You are simply wrong and a worthless fool. FOAD.

    268. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify.. the credit card data format itself is ISO, specifies the data for both tracks 1 and 2, and has been this way for many years... I was only pointing out the old ABA standard to show that even if you were in the industry a long time, that would not explain your wrongness...

      Eat a bowl of cock you charlatan.

    269. Re:Almost useless by grrrl · · Score: 1

      In Australia you can arrange with your bank so that you HAVE to enter your credit card PIN into the EFTPOS machine even for credit purchases (instead of just pressing "OK") (and you must still also sign for it), or else it will be rejected

      I met one guy who had this done because his son stole his card enough times

      i dont know whether this would fuck up your transactions over seas or over the phone where they enter your numbers for you - i assume it would.

    270. Re:Almost useless by grrrl · · Score: 1

      if you dont have a pin you just press "OK" without entering a PIN

      here in australia you can CHOOSE to HAVE to enter a pin AS WELL as signing, or you can choose to just sign

      there is no way a PIN+signature is LESS secure than just signing!

      and if your card NEEDS a PIN you can't JUST sign

      credit cards are inherently insecure because all you need is the number on the card and the expiry - which is often printed ON THE RECEIPT!

      a debit card with a PIN is more secure because the numbers on the front of the card are NOT your account number and cannot be entered manually (wheras credit card numbers can be)

    271. Re:Almost useless by grrrl · · Score: 1

      if someone has your card AND your pin, you should have reported it lost by now.

    272. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to ask, but have you been shaving as often lately? Recent changes in wardrobe or hairstyle? Deep tan?

    273. Re:Almost useless by Soruk · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I don't. I got this information because my new Maestro card wasn't a Chip & Pin one and I had phoned up the bank to ask why...

      (It's one of those with a mugshot burnt into them that Royal Bank of Scotland do.)

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      -- Soruk
    274. Re:Almost useless by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      I notice a lot that look like they're looking, but very few actually said anything when the signature was completely rubbed off of my old card.

      It's nice that they're pretending to care, but I suspect it's more to passify secret shoppers then because they actually care.

      --
      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    275. Re:Almost useless by andywhit · · Score: 1

      You are correct - retailer are liable for fraudulent transactions on chip-enabled cards but where PIN entry is not used and olde-fashioned signature is used instead. The bank/card issuer will remain liable for fraud which occurs on transactions where a PIN was successfully entered. If the retailer hasn't installed chip and PIN hardware then they're liable for all fraud on chip enabled cards.

    276. Re:Almost useless by drigz · · Score: 1

      Does anyone write 9s which look like upside down 6s? My 9s are a circle with a vertical line...

    277. Re:Almost useless by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      Oh. I didn't realize this was outside the US.

      Thanks for the info though.

      --
      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    278. Re:Almost useless by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      My question is who is responsible if someone forges your signature with a stolen card?

      I would think it'd be the place the goods were sold since they didn't check the signature, or require proof of identity, but then that would make sense so who knows....

      --
      "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
    279. Re:Almost useless by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Also 3/8 (but takes a little work), and 0, 6 and 9 can look alike. With a lot of work, you can make 2s look like 5 the other way up. Haven't found anything you can do with 4 or 7 yet...

    280. Re:Almost useless by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      It's rare, but unless the thief has a sample of your normal handwriting style, how are they to know how your normally write 9s. All you have to do is write all the numbers except the 9, turn the piece of paper upside down, and write a 6 :)

    281. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      But it's still got a magnetic stripe.

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    282. Re:Almost useless by NipsMG · · Score: 1

      Agreed. My girlfriend has PLEASE CHECK ID! (with the exclamation point) on her signature line in black marker.
      I can honestly say that maybe 1 out of every 40 times someone actually asks to see ID. Actually, come to think of it, it's worse than that.
      The killer lately has been places that don't require signature. There have been at least 5 times where I've used a credit card (DID NOT ENTER A PIN) and I just got a receipt back. When asking why I didn't have to sign, they said their system didn't require it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

    283. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1

      If they actually use the damnned chip-and-pin machine. Case 1: local iceland supermarket. Electron card swiped as 'chip-and-pin takes too long for Electron dear' (cashier said when i quiried why she didnt use the pin machine) Case 2: my new barcleycard desnt have a chip, even though it sold it in the leaflet that came with it!!! I prefer chip and pin as even i cant match my sig most days

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      Sigs are for wimps
    284. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1
      if they actually use the chip-and-pin machine that is

      Case 1: Iceland Supermarket
      Electron card was SWIPED instead of put into the clearly working chip-and-pin machine because (and i quote) Electron takes too long. (note, i was the only person at the til)

      Case 2:New Barcleycard
      Received a few days ago. Leaflet included sings praises of cip and pin. Ring barcleycard to activate card, peel off sticker and...no chip What is the use of all this security if noone uses it?

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      Sigs are for wimps
    285. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1

      For the moment. They are planning to remove those once all cards are chip-and-pin and the magnetic stripe still does not record the pin.

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      Sigs are for wimps
    286. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1
      our local tesco removed the card readers completely.

      I dont go there if i can avoid it now...

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      Sigs are for wimps
    287. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1
      Prove your point... but there is no need for the insults.

      Unless the point your trying to prove is that you have the mental age of about 12, that is ~shakes head and wanders off to find a decent discussion somewhere in the thread~

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      Sigs are for wimps
    288. Re:Almost useless by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      They are planning to remove those once all cards are chip-and-pin

      Doesn't sound possible, what happens when I go to the US or some other country where they don't support chip-and-pin?

      I'm sure you could clip something onto your finger that would read the stripe as the customer inserted it into the reader someone done a similar thing to the mag-stripe reader on the door of a bank just around the corner from me, it should be easy to mod the reader to record the pin number.

      Now I have the pin number , and you cards details I can do what I want and the bank can tell you that they used your pin number so it's your fault.

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    289. Re:Almost useless by stilwebm · · Score: 1

      You missed this important point in my response: If someone uses it before I notice, I am liable for nothing.

      What kind of "more evil" can they do? They can't do a thing beyond try to charge as much as they can. Usually automated fraud sensing algorithms detect irregularities in your account well before anything gets maxed out or drained anyway. I had a card stolen online (before you say that is insecure, try mailing cash to pay for goods) and the bank detected it before any transaction was authorized. My liability: $0. Criminal's net gain: $0. I guess they could use your credit card to pick non-deadbolted locks, but they could use any card for that.

    290. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is a need for insults, and if I have a "mental age of 12" because I use them, then so be it. Doesn't bother me. Coming from you and most others it is a compliment.
      All this rational discourse and logical argument crap is all well and good, when that is what one wants to engage in.

      The guy says "he worked at Mastercard," which obviously has no relevance, especially when he's completely wrong. So clearly this argument had nothing to do with logic from the start... so forget that.

      I know how the MS standard works, and I couldn't give two shits whether some other dumbass on Slashdot knows the same.. Proving my point wasn't terribly important. However, telling this guy what a fucking idiot he is was.
      In this case he was being a complete jerk in a post that did not have one single truthful or correct statement related to the topic (other than the irrelevant reference to a previous employer that may or may not be true).
      I usually let anybody of reasonable intelligence get away with one or two howlers (like your inability to comprehend the difference between your and you're). This was not the case, this guy is a worthless charlatan (at least in this community) plain and simple.
      There is nothing wrong with using insults when someone badly deserves it.

    291. Re:Almost useless by confused.brit · · Score: 1
      Anomymous coward

      Says it all really.

      Until you have something better to do then flame people then I'm afraid your point is going to be ignored.

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    292. Re:Almost useless by Mr.+Ghost · · Score: 1

      I'm not positive if this is a law or anything, but both the Panera and Kroger by me told me that they do not have to get a signature if the purchase was under $25

    293. Re:Almost useless by alienw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like it's really hard for a cashier (for example) to write down the card information and watch you enter the PIN. It's not very hard to program your own ATM cards, you know.

    294. Re:Almost useless by Michael+Spencer+Jr. · · Score: 1

      (I work for a credit card processor, First National Merchant Solutions.)

      It's not always so easy, though. Overall you're right, but as a result of the recent lawsuit settlement (Wal Mart v Visa Check / Mastermoney -- see http://www.inrevisacheck-mastermoneyantitrustlitig ation.com/press.php3 ) merchants now have a choice. When a customer presents a card which can be used both as online (pin-based) debit and as offline debit (Visa/Mastercard), they are allowed to ask the customer to use one or the other. This is good for merchants, because for sales higher than a certain amount (usually $20 to $30) debit network (flat) fees are much cheaper than Visa/Mastercard fees (interchange / assessments / discount, a percentage of the sale amount). So merchants get to save money by requiring one instead of the other.

      Your advice still stands, though. Pin-based debit sales have no chargeback rights but require no signature. Visa/Mastercard sales do have chargeback rights, but require signature verification.

      --Michael Spencer

      (and yes, I laughed out loud when I saw that URL the first time, too.)

    295. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole thing has to do with fraud. The credit card companies don't care because they just do a chargeback. The retailer only cares if they will get screwed. There isn't enough money lost on such small purchase for them to care. That's why Circuit City cared about the $16000 purchase. They'd be royally screwed.

      Now, where I live, they actually check ID's in one shopping area. They must have been hit one too many times with chargebacks from fraud. They ask for an ID even if you have a signature on the back. I'm glad they do that. It's just one more layer of protection. Whether or not it works is another matter.

    296. Re:Almost useless by grrrl · · Score: 1

      well the number on the front of a debit card is useless, AFAIK.

      at least, you can't just enter it into a terminal like u can a credit card number, so i really dont think its an issue

    297. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until you have something better to do then flame people then I'm afraid your point is going to be ignored.

      Ignored by whom? Obviously not you.

      Anyways, the only reason I am AC is because of sheer laziness and disinterest in registering with slashdot.

      Anyway, I have had a number of my posts (some not just flames) in the past modded up. These last few probably won't be. I don't really care, the guy was a jerk and I told him so. By always posting AC I get the benefit that (within the biased values of Slashdot) each post will be modded based on merit of content alone, and not who I am.

      Other non ACs basically told him he was wrong, I just wanted to a) affirm that once more b) Tell him he's a dumbass.

      In this age of google it would have taken that person 5 seconds to figure out that he was full of shit.. I don't really need to tell him that he's a dumbass. But it makes me feel better. In general the only thing humans do is what makes them feel better.

      That you, an essentially anonymous slashdot user thinks less of my actions in an online forum really doesn't bother me. Even with the 20-30 fewer posts per year due to me, my hunch is that slashdot would only marginally suck less than it does now.

    298. Re:Almost useless by dirty · · Score: 1

      Not in the Philadelphia, PA area. All Wawa's have surcharge free ATMs.

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      -matt
    299. Re:Almost useless by alienw · · Score: 1

      It's possible to get a programmer and program the card number onto the magstripe of a different card. The information from the front is all you need.

    300. Re:Almost useless by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      The legitimate readers have to erase their keys when someone tries to access the hardware. If someone puts legitimate chips in dodgy readers they still have to: a) convince a bank to load keys to it (you have to do this in person, not electronically), b) use some merchant's credentials to log on. Then when the customer complains their money was stolen, the bank will know which terminal it was and which merchant's credentials were used, and they can proceed from there.

    301. Re:Almost useless by grrrl · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that's it.

      Also, when paying by debit you dont have to give the sales assistant your card... so unless you see them writing down a 17 digit number plus expiriy date plus your full name on the card plus your PIN... its pretty unlikely, if thats even all the info you need (which I doubt). If they have a photographic memory, they still need a good look at your card

      I don't understand your level of paranoia - what system do you think would be more secure? Paying by credit with just a signature is hardly more secure.

      Perhaps personal cheques are implanted too depply in the american mindset, but in Australia almost noone uses personal cheques, as most places don't accept them and even if they do, you need 100 or so points of ID. Since the vendor can't check with the bank that you have any money in your cheque account then and there, of course its more open to abuse.

      If you lose your card you should report it.

      I'm sure if the fraud rate on debit cards was an issue, the banks would change the system, but I've never known anyone to have a problem with their debit card!

    302. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a guy who used to work as a clerk. Some woman came in and signed a very complex and time-consuming unintelligible squiggle that filled up the entire signature box. He was suspicious, so he had her sign another. She reproduced an absolutely identical very complex and time-consuming unintelligible squiggle. He was impressed.

    303. Re:Almost useless by kjamez · · Score: 1

      # SEE ID is not a valid signature

      yes, but there is a valid signature on my ID along with a picture of myself.

      # An unsigned card (blank signature line) is not a valid card.

      my BOA card has my picutre and my signature printed on the front side as part of the face of the card, i see little use in signing the front and back and ID (as they are allegedly supposed to check).

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    304. Re:Almost useless by Laebshade · · Score: 1

      This is great that you think this, and that it's true, but in reality most merchants and banks don't check and/or don't give a damn.

    305. Re:Almost useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anybody else read EFTPOS as:

      F'ed Piece of Shit?

    306. Re:Almost useless by bedessen · · Score: 1

      All very good points, but I think you missed what he said... "I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it". The card is signed.

  2. I'm not complaining by thebra · · Score: 4, Funny

    this comes in handy when I've had a "little" to much to drink at a bar or club. It's nice to know that my friends can sign for me.

    1. Re:I'm not complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this comes in handy when I've had a "little" to much to drink at a bar or club. It's nice to know that my friends can sign for me.

      Already happened to me. My friends had to carry me out of the bar on night (Damn nasty shots) and one of them paid my tab, put a tip on it, and then signed it with an X.
      Probably helped that we all are regulars at the bar.

    2. Re:I'm not complaining by korekrash · · Score: 1

      Don't let them do that if you are still conscious....I let that happen once, unfortunately they were attracted to the bar tender and left a $50 tip! Since signatures don't matter, just hit the receipt with the ink side of the pen and your good to go! -kk

  3. Not in the UK. by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting


    One of the first things you notice when on holiday in the US (buying petrol, stuff, whatever) is that they don't look at your credit card signature. Ever.

    In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different. I've been asked to re-sign because my (legitimate!) signature wasn't quite similar enough. It doesn't help when you've got a 3-year-old card where the signature is pretty much worn-off anyway :-)

    Another weird thing about the US is that pretty much the entire world wants to know your social-security number. The only person in the UK who ever asks for my SSN is the taxman, and I want him to know, so I don't get two tax-bills :-) You never ever get asked by the electricity/gas people, the cable company, the phone people, your bank, the list goes on. I guess identity fraud is that much easier that way...

    Simon

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    1. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, this is amazing. I don't understand why this has become the norm in the US. The Social Security office doesn't send the number in the mail for security reasons when every other company uses it as an ID number. Fraud is much easier this way for sure and the system of using it like an ID should be changed.

    2. Re:Not in the UK. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I've never really noticed them check the signature in the UK. My handwriting is appaling and my signature rarely looks like the back of the card and I never got queried. I had a card with a smudged signature for weeks and it only got queried once, and I use my card for everything.

      My gf's credit card was stolen on High Street Kensington - by the time she reported it missing an hour later, the thief had already made 3 separate purchases and got £50 cashback at M&S, so the signature check was pretty worthless.

      All moot now, anyway, with chip+pin.

    3. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in France, it's for 15 years we have the chip-card (Carte Bleue), so we don't sign anymore. We just compose a pin-code.

    4. Re:Not in the UK. by aztektum · · Score: 1

      I was once in line at Best Buy. This guy in front of me hadn't signed a new card he had received. After signing his slip the cashier notices this. She politely asks him to sign his card so she can compare signatures. It took him a beat to process the fact that "Yes she's that dumb.", he signed the card, she checked the sigs. and let him be on his merry way. I couldn't keep a straight face the entire rest of the time I was in line.

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    5. Re:Not in the UK. by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny
      In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different. I've been asked to re-sign because my (legitimate!) signature wasn't quite similar enough.

      Where have you been shopping?! Where I live, the tills are all tended to by bored Vicky Pollard-types (especially at the petrol stations) who think a "signature" is something you can get from a boy in the back of a burnt-out Rover 100. They never look at the reverse of the card; I've changed the glyphs in my signature a number of times and it's never been noticed. Thank goodness for Patrick Stewart and his lovely chip-and-pin!

    6. Re:Not in the UK. by Threni · · Score: 1

      > In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different. I've been asked to
      > re-sign because my (legitimate!) signature wasn't quite similar enough. It
      > doesn't help when you've got a 3-year-old card where the signature is pretty
      > much worn-off anyway :-)

      Depends where you go. A friend used a card he'd not signed all weekend with no complaints. Chip and Pin is here to fix that - you need to enter your pin number in C&P enabled shops now.

    7. Re:Not in the UK. by markxz · · Score: 1

      Some places ask for another card/ alternantive ID if your card is not signed.

    8. Re:Not in the UK. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It's not dumb, it's 'following the rules'.

      The rules say, you have to have a signed credit card to buy things. (This is actually a cerdit card company rule.) The rules also say that she has to compare them, and ask for ID if they don't match. She's not actually comparing them, she just saw you sign them. She's just pretending to compare them so she doesn't get in trouble.

      I've worked as a cashier, and I had to do lots of stupid things. I've carded eighty year old women. If you don't like the waste of time, complain to management and get them to change the rules.

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    9. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only person in the UK who ever asks for my SSN is the taxman, and I want him to know, so I don't get two tax-bills :-)
      They're National Insurance numbers, not Social Security. Nitpicking aside: your employer will ask for it as well as the taxman.

    10. Re:Not in the UK. by welloy · · Score: 1

      I was in Scotland about a year ago and every store clerk scrutinized my credit card signature. They told me a merchant who alerted police to a stolen credit card received a 50 or so Pound reward.

    11. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It took him a beat to process the fact that "Yes she's that dumb.""

      Or maybe not.

      Maybe there really isn't anything they can do about a stolen credit card but has to follow the rules set forth.

      I do a lot of higher ed testing and one of the first things I have to do is to verify picture IDs. Its pretty useless because unless someone is OBVIOUSLY not the person in the pict, you can't do anything, but if they are close, we have to accept it. Most of the time, I take a quick seconds worth of look at it to verify that it is to my knowledge a legitimate ID and leave it at that, and only once have I turned anyone away.

      Sad. But thats what one has to do.

      So don't fault the cashier for being dumb. Its not her money she is losing, and 99 times out of 100, the person did just forget to sign it. The common crooks already know enough to sign the card if its not signed.

      So yeah, you are so much smarter than the rest. We bow down to your obvious intellect and that you are better off than a high school aged cashier just trying to keep the line moving who knows that no matter what she does as long as the card is accepted by Visa, nothing she does is anything but a hinderance to the process (and maybe a threat to her life if she was indeed dealing with a criminal).

    12. Re:Not in the UK. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Informative
      She politely asks him to sign his card so she can compare signatures. It took him a beat to process the fact that "Yes she's that dumb.", he signed the card, she checked the sigs. and let him be on his merry way.

      Nothing to do with being dumb. A credit card is not valid until signed (it says this by the signature panel on all my Visa and MasterCard cards, though interestingly not on my Discover), and she did exactly what card issuers require merchants to do when presented with an unsigned card.

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    13. Re:Not in the UK. by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Funny
      What they're supposed to do is:

      If they see you haven't signed your credit card, they're supposed to ask to see another form of ID with your signature. That's what they're supposed to do. At least that's what my back tells its customers when issuing new credit/debit cards. For this reason, many people DON'T sign their card (some of my friends do it this way). I always do sign it, though, figuring if it's ever lost or stolen, hopefully the signature will be checked.

    14. Re:Not in the UK. by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      The social security number in the US is like a true name: whoever knows it wields power over the person. In particular, they can mess up one's credit history, which is a big deal when trying to get loans, mortgages, etc.

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    15. Re:Not in the UK. by Alan_g_Dundee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had a guy once who signed the slip then I noticed he hadnt signed the debit card. I politely told him I could not accept it as the card has to be signed before being presented to be valid.

      He then signed the card, very slowly as he had to check the name on the front of it. I said I could not accept it as it defeated the purpose of me checking the signature and if he wished to go to the bank and withdraw cash thus proving he is the cardholder I would process it. I also (rightly) suspected that he was not the cardholder.

      He then walked to the front of the store and veered over to the other set of counters which were some distance away. I radiod the supervisor of the counter to warn them and headed over.

      I'm glad I did because she then rejected the card due to the signature he had wrote 2 minutes before not matching the one he just wrote at that cash desk.

      Being the duty manager some days I had to deal with this sort of stuff all the time, customers asking to see management because their card wasnt accepted, reasons included:

      *signature slip being worn away so card was void

      *signature being completely different to that on the card

      *People using their spouses card

      *people not signing their card before attempting to use it

      Maybe once a day we would also get someone whos card brought up "voice approval" or "declined - keep card"

      I would generally explain that I had to phone up *their card company* to authorise the transaction and suggested that either the bank had made a mistake or they had either unkowingly slipped into their overdraft or spent more than usual that day so the bank was doing a routine check to ensure all was well.

      Most people understood that this was their own bank wanting to check that their customers card hadnt been stolen and unusually large amounts being spent before it could be reported.

      Occassionally we would have someone whos card was not approved after calling their own card company who would huff that they would go elsewhere and no amount of explaining that it was their own bank who had declined them and not the store would help them see sense. I wished to follow them to the store they so loudly insisted they were taking their business to see them be declined their.

      Our store was pretty vigilant on credit card fraud because any time a card was seized the reward from the bank would go into the staffroom fund to pay for parties.

    16. Re:Not in the UK. by Nept · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, all the insurance companies in the US require SS numbers. So anything related to insurance: Medical, Dental, Vision, Automobile, Homeowner's ... etc. All requires SS number. I can't stand it.

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    17. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US companies ask for it because they know dumb americans will give it to them. If people just started saying "no thanks, i don't want to do business with you" then no one would ask.

    18. Re:Not in the UK. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For this reason, many people DON'T sign their card (some of my friends do it this way).

      Pretty stupid, IMHO... because all the thief has to do is sign the card ... before he goes on his shopping spree!

    19. Re:Not in the UK. by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Just as an opposing anecdotal data point, my experience is the opposite.

      I live in the UK and nobody ever checks my signature - well - to be specific, they do appear to look at it, but it's obviously just "keeping up appearances". I never developed a proper signature, it's fairly different every time, and especially different when I try and sign the back of a credit card, staying within that tiny area. Other times I've forgotten to sign the card before using it and they just say "You know you're supposed to sign it right" before doing the transaction anyway.

    20. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again credit cards are not very common in Europe, at least in mainland Europe.

    21. Re:Not in the UK. by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      In the UK (and I think most of Europe) it's a lot different.

      I'm a Norwegian, and I've been living in middle Europe for over a year now. I use my cards on average probably 2.5 times per week, and I've never been asked by the cashier to hand the card over after sliding it.

    22. Re:Not in the UK. by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      Occassionally we would have someone whos card was not approved after calling their own card company who would huff that they would go elsewhere and no amount of explaining that it was their own bank who had declined them and not the store would help them see sense. I wished to follow them to the store they so loudly insisted they were taking their business to see them be declined their.

      i have had a check declined by a business before for reasons i don't know. the check was completely valid, and i had enough money to cover it and have never bounced a check. they had to call the damn thing in somewhere and then they ended up declining it. i have no idea why they declined it there was nothing wrong with it, but i was not happy and walked out. it may or may not be the stores direct fault, but the store is the one interacting with the customer, and so the customer gets angry with the store. i did go somewhere the following week, and they did accept the check for the same amount declined at the previous place. you are neglecting that fact that there might be some false positives and so some of those people huffing are using a legitimate checks/cards that shouldn't have been declined.

      until then i had been a regular customer for that store, after that it was a number of years before i ever walked in the door again. i only started going back now because a friends brother works there and can occassionaly get me a discount. but even now i usually go to a competitor first.

    23. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do people from the UK really drive to the US to buy petrol?

    24. Re:Not in the UK. by psychofox · · Score: 2, Informative
      If you read the page you linked to, it says

      "Request a signature. Ask the cardholder to sign the card and provide current government identification, such as a driver's license or passport (if local law permits)."

      So she certainly did _not_ do exactly what she was supposed to.

    25. Re:Not in the UK. by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      In US, most banks re-issue new cards every 2 or 3 years because the old ones get worn out? Do banks do that in UK?

    26. Re:Not in the UK. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      A credit card is not valid until signed

      I put "SEE ID" on my CCs. I've got a new CC with a balance of almost 10,000 on it and it is not signed.

      So, if the card is not valid, do I have to pay the balance?

    27. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the card is not valid, do I have to pay the balance?

      Well, Einstein, see what happens if you don't pay it. I'll bet you'll be disappointed.

      What it means is that you are in violation of the cardholder agreement - rather than asking if you should have to pay the balance, maybe you should be asking if the credit card company can cancel your account. Even a hackstraw should be able to answer that.

    28. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing I noticed when I moved to LA from the mid-west is more credit card security. When I use my card at the gas station I have to punch in my zip code before it will authorize, and when I use it normally to make purchases most everyone asks to see my drivers license to make sure the names match.

    29. Re:Not in the UK. by BullfrogJones · · Score: 1
      Another weird thing about the US is that pretty much the entire world wants to know your social-security number.

      It's funny that you bill this as an American issue coming from the UK. I'm sure your observation is correct from the vantage point you're making it from. Many probably read this as a difference between Europe and the US.

      But as an American who lived for 5 years in Spain, I was taken aback by just the opposite. People there are constantly asked for their 'NIF' (SSN). And they readily give it up, too - not just to what I (as an American) would call legitimate third parties such as a bank but even when signing up for contests, free offers, etc...

      I was doing a coding project there for a bank and the developers even entered their own NIF's when testing the application. You can bet I never gave mine up!

    30. Re:Not in the UK. by Demonspawn · · Score: 1

      Based on my own experiences (SEVERAL years ago):

      Checks work differently than credit cards. I was once writing a check for $500 and had over $2k in the bank. They had to call to verify. They didn't call my bank, they called the check company they use for insurance (I think the name was equafax). That company, not my bank, declined accepting my check due to age and 'low check number' =P

      Fine.. I pulled out my debit card and made the payment that way. I would of perfered to use a check at the time as that way I'd put it on my ledger and have the dup as a reminder of where the money went. Both forms of payment went to the same account. The manager on duty at the store explained the difference to me: Checks are deducted from the account when the check is cashed, usually a day or two later, while cards are supposedly deducted immeditly.

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    31. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doing exactly what you're told automatically means you're not dumb?

      Gee, I haven't heard that one since ... oh, Nuremberg.

    32. Re:Not in the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, all mine last three years. Come 2007 I get a new set of cards and pins to go with them.

    33. Re:Not in the UK. by Queer+Boy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Fraud is much easier this way for sure and the system of using it like an ID should be changed.

      It has been changed, no company can require that you give them your social security number since about 1999, I don't remember the exact year but I remember when they enacted it. It is for security purposes and also because the number belongs to the government (just as a tax ID) and not the individual. SSN FAQ

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    34. Re:Not in the UK. by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Whilst in the UK they may "look at" your credit card signature, they may not do anything useful with the information.

      I recently had a credit card close to expiry, and it was fairly old and manky. Then it was drawn to my attention by a guy in a garage that half the signature was illegible and the other half of the signature strip worn out so that it clearly read "void" all the way down it. It had obvious been like this for some months, and I hadn't noticed, and neither had any UK shop assistants (despite "checking" the signature).

    35. Re:Not in the UK. by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Another weird thing about the US is that pretty much the entire world wants to know your social-security number.

      My high school recently instituted a program called "Web Attendance." Apart from the myriad problems with taking roll via our extremely flaky intranet, the web app displays the Social Security numbers of everyone in the class next to their names and DOB.

      Why!?

    36. Re:Not in the UK. by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Another weird thing about the US is that pretty much the entire world wants to know your social-security number.

      Partly to blame for that are the programmers, who feel that SSN is a UID for an individual.

      Here in Canada it's against the law to use SIN (SSN) numers to identify people.

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    37. Re:Not in the UK. by jd · · Score: 1
      I noticed the same thing, when I moved to the States. Checks but no ID? No problem. In England, no check is ever taken without a Check Guarantee card and more than a few places ask for at least one other piece of ID.


      Credit cards are the same. No checks, no validation, nothing. That does make them extremely dangerous in the US. Coupled with the need for a drivers license and your social security number if you want to do much more than sneeze, it's amazing that there's any identity left in the US for people to steal.


      What I want are things like the Mondo smartcard, where you transfer money onto the card and use it like cash. If it gets stolen, it's no worse than that amount of cash being lifted. Bad, but not a disaster. There is the bonus that they'll never get the cash OFF the card, as such systems tend to use 128-bit encryption and strong keys.


      It would help America's debt-ridden culture if they went to electronic cash and dumped the whole credit card/debit card system altogther. It would also eliminate a good 90% of all identity theft in America.

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    38. Re:Not in the UK. by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      In US, most banks re-issue new cards every 2 or 3 years because the old ones get worn out? Do banks do that in UK?

      Until recently I would have said yes, but my newest one is 2009, that's a full four years.

    39. Re:Not in the UK. by fingusernames · · Score: 1

      Not true. Our son's Social Security card came in the mail a month ago. In an unmarked envelope at least.

      Larry

    40. Re:Not in the UK. by andreyw · · Score: 1

      I am pretty green when it comes to stuff like this, but looking at my card history, it seems that whenever you use your CC # or card somewhere, the retailer does not immediately get your money. Instead, the retailer becomes "authorized" to take your money. I noticed the actual withdrawals to happen happen as late as a week post-fact.

    41. Re:Not in the UK. by grrrl · · Score: 1

      usually with debit cards it gets taken out straight away, but not with credit

      in fact, with credit, the "authorised" deduction from you "actual balance" (not available credit) will disspear if they take longer than a week to take the money... but they can still take it at any time

      it can catch you out if you have a low credit limit

    42. Re:Not in the UK. by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      It has been changed, no company can require that you give them your social security number since about 1999, I don't remember the exact year but I remember when they enacted it. It is for security purposes and also because the number belongs to the government (just as a tax ID) and not the individual. SSN FAQ

      I read the FAQ that you pointed to, but it said that while no company can REQUIRE that you give them your SSN, they don't have to provide you with goods and services if you don't give it to them. As purchases are contractual agreements, the parties involved get to set the terms. If one party's terms state that they want an SSN then its up to them whether they deal with you or not if you don't provide it.

      The FAQ also had infomation about an employment case where a man refused to use or give an SSN to his employer for religious reasons. The court found for him, but because of the religious descrimination part rather than the "requiring an SSN" part.

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    43. Re:Not in the UK. by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      That law is completely fucking useless. Of course they can't force you to give out your SSN at gunpoint. If they can still refuse to do business with you, what protection does this law give you that you can't give yourself. The government created the numbers, they can regulate the use of them all they want, but they don't have the guts to confront the many businesses that prefer to have the SSN be the national ID number.

    44. Re:Not in the UK. by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Most stores are not this anal simply because it costs them sales. When you spend all that time checking cards and turning them down for frivolous reasons (signature worn away, give me a break, what the hell am I supposed to do?) it holds up lines and causes legitimate customers to go elsewhere. Most stores accept a certain amount of fraud and shoplifting as a cost of doing business. Those that refuse to accept any will likely lose more money in the form of lost sales.

  4. Completely. by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I realize that this "article" was meant to be tongue in cheek, I'll say:

    Every time you make a credit card purchase, they're supposed to match your signature against the one on the back of your card. Nobody seems to check anymore, so I tried to see how far I could push it with wacky signatures like "Mariah Carey" and "Zeus," which you can read in the original Credit Card Prank.

    My signature is basically a W with a line after. I have been told it's "unique". I always reply, "it's fast." Signatures required for credit card purchases are lame. Checking my ID is even worse. I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC. Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some.

    I was grocery shopping when I ran into a new type of signature-checking device: the electronic screen. Instead of a flimsy scrap of paper, you now sign your name right into the screen. Finally, I thought, a better way to check our signatures!

    For these I usually just put an X through it or a straight line. I always believed that an X was a valid signature. What happens if I'm truly unable to write my signature? I have to sign in that box in order for the signature to take so I do. I've never had a problem with someone questioning it (most are 16 year old kids that just don't give a shit).

    Going back to my ID issues w/CC's. My ID has a signature on it (for what reason I have no idea) but in order to get that signature on there you have to be writing for a certain amount of time. I had to write out my entire name (including middle name) in order for it to take. It basically means that the signature on my ID is worthless as I never sign anything like that. Why bother to require it if you aren't going to get a valid signature from me?

    If we are basing the validation of the signature to the back of a possibly stolen card don't you think that someone would attempt to at least forge the signature? I would think that would be the case.

    The world is ending if people seriously believe that a handwritten signature on the back of a credit card will end theft. Maybe we should all be required to have our signature stored in a national database. That surely will stop the terrorists!

    So to answer the question posed in the article title: "Credit card signatures: useless?" I have to answer, completely.

    1. Re:Completely. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      My signature is basically a W with a line after.

      Wow! Please to meet you Mr. President!

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    2. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's worthless to you because you go out of your way to bypass it because you are lazy.

      And this got modded 4? Wow.

    3. Re:Completely. by arodland · · Score: 1

      Well, that's good. I hope you enjoy the benefit of lots of people buying stuff on your account, without experiencing the hassle of anyone making sure that they're you.

    4. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think Bush knows how to write W?!

    5. Re:Completely. by an0nemus · · Score: 0
      Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some.

      I'm sure you're the first person to bitch if someone stole your CC.

      Seriously, a clerk is asking you for this for your protection. If you don't want to be hassled use cash.

    6. Re:Completely. by ikegami · · Score: 1

      Useless? Not at all! If the merchant doesn't check the signature, that's his problem. If you don't sign with your own signature, you can then claim "that's not my signature" if you ever need to dispute the charge.

      The electronic signature screens around here don't offer proper arm/wrist support while writting, so it's hard to write the signature small enough. Given that, I just sign those with my initials.

    7. Re:Completely. by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      The electronic sig devices are next to useless as they are
      near impossible to use. Always at the wrong angle, wobbly
      and pen on touch screen just doesnt have the same tactile
      feel. I'm not saying my paper sig is a lot better, but
      the screen sig is near unreadable.

    8. Re:Completely. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Considering how fast my CC company shut my account off during valid usage patterns I would be surprised if they didn't stop someone from using it while it was stolen.

      If you honestly believe that the signature on the backside of a CC stops theft I feel sorry for you.

    9. Re:Completely. by arexu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I realize its an annoyance to you, when I worked retail selling books, I checked every time, becuase I worked in a holiday destination (Honolulu) and cards do get stolen there.

      I looked at the signer, to see how comfortable they were reproducing the signature, then at the signature, to see how close it was. I didn't expect perfect duplication every time, since I don't sign the same every time myself.

      Signature checking is no panacea, its another step in reducing CASUAL fraud. Scammers are going to be practiced, and may well get by my eyeball check, but I'll catch the guy who just snagged your wallet at the beach across the street.

      As to your attempted pissing away my time because I took an extra 20 seconds to look at your signature, big fat hairy deal. I'm on shift til I'm done, and when my shift ends, I'm gone, with you still there or not.

      If you don't care to get it checked, goodie for you. Free check anyway! I check because people get robbed. What's your reasoning -- I'm wasting your time? I waste more time counting your change out, or waiting for your reciept to print than I do watching you sign and looking at the back of your card.

      Carping and timewasters don't bother me, I'm got a piss-poor customer service attitude already. I've had customer complaints because they didn't like the way I DIDN'T argue with them. What can YOU do?

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    10. Re:Completely. by RikF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "My signature is basically a W with a line after. I have been told it's "unique". I always reply, "it's fast." Signatures required for credit card purchases are lame. Checking my ID is even worse. I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC. Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some."

      Wow - what an odd point of view! I am always far more annoyed/concerned when it is obvious that my signature has *not* been checked. I'd much rather they spent a few extra moments checking that I was the legitimate user of my card, rather than the guy who just mugged me for it (the worst cases being those where they swipe the card, hand it back and only then give you the receipt to sign!). Of course this is becoming less of an issue now that Chip and PIN is being rolled out across the UK but personally I'd be happy if I could order a card with 'Only Accept With Photo ID' printed on it (and yeah, I'd have it as an optional thing - I'm not a fan on compulsory ID cards)

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    11. Re:Completely. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, which CC company?

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    12. Re:Completely. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Carping and timewasters don't bother me, I'm got a piss-poor customer service attitude already. I've had customer complaints because they didn't like the way I DIDN'T argue with them. What can YOU do?

      Walk out and spend my money elsewhere. I don't shop at Cub foods in Eagan, MN because they check IDs and signatures when you use a CC.

      When they started the policy I left an entire cart full ($200+) of groceries on the belt and walked out of the store.

      Money spends good anywhere. Don't want to make my life easy? I'll take my money somewhere where they do. If only more people would stand up to the bullshit we put up w/on a daily basis this crap would end.

    13. Re:Completely. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I get pissed if they don't ask for ID and check my signature and there are no cameras on me or no other way to track me down.

      OTOH, I got rather pissed when I paid for college classes with a check once and got asked for ID. I was like 'Look, if I stole this check, you have a whole quarter to track me down, I'll be walking around campus!'.

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    14. Re:Completely. by Zelet · · Score: 1

      Nice... so you give cashiers a hard time because you are too lazy to provide an ID for your own protection.

      I bet you wont bitch when your card gets stolen and then recovered because somebody asked for an ID. I make sure to thank every cashier who asks for my ID when I pay by credic card.

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    15. Re:Completely. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Visa. I was told that I need to call them and tell them if I am going to be using my credit card in areas that they don't consider my home area.

      I make sure to call them and say, "Mom and Dad, I'm going to Foo, FO and I'll be there for 7 days, please don't cut off my money for the week, ok?"

      It's annoying but it's far less annoying than the embarassment of having to call the CC company from a pay phone in the restaurant that you were declined because you exceeded their unknown travel border.

    16. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be ridiculous. Of course he can.

      But he writes his first name "Goerge". :-)

    17. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't shop at Cub foods in Eagan, MN because they check IDs and signatures when you use a CC.

      What a coincidence. I don't shop there either, although it's for a very different reason. When they started the policy I left an entire cart full ($200+) of groceries on the belt and walked out of the store.

      I looked at your web site. You look like the sort who would do that.

    18. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "My signature is basically a W with a line after"

      W____________

      Heh! Easy - you ever considered changing your signature to something a little more... complex?

    19. Re:Completely. by garcia · · Score: 1

      I looked at your web site. You look like the sort who would do that.

      I don't see your point. I said I did it. I don't have to look like anyone to do something.

      They were rude and they didn't deserve my business so I walked out and never returned. I wonder if they learned from their mistakes.

      It's not exactly as if it's a company wide policy as plenty of other Cub foods don't ask.

    20. Re:Completely. by Hyperspac · · Score: 1

      I've always kind of thought the digital signatures really kind of defeated the purpose. Once they have a digital copy of my signature what's to keep them from reproducing it at infinitum? What happens if I don't want to give a vendor a reproducable copy of my signature? I thought the how point was that only I couold produce it.

    21. Re:Completely. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Odd. I also have Visa, and have travelled without issues. I have heard other stories like yours, and would like to figure out what the triggering factor is. Has there ever been any reports of fraud on your account?

      Also, is it Visa, or is it the issuer of the card that determines the "anal retentive" level?

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    22. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, to cite Dennis Leary: You really are an asshole.
      But let me guess: You're the first running around screaming "why didn't they prevent some guy using my credit card" and suing some company for not taking care if it ever happens to you.

      When they started the policy I left an entire cart full ($200+) of groceries on the belt and walked out of the store.


      The last time i saw somebody act like that was in kindergarten. Some of us really are worthless pos.

    23. Re:Completely. by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      My credit card company does that too.

      Bank of America.

      Every time I leave the US. they shut off my card for "unusual activity". They do this despite the fact that there is nothing unusual about me being out of the country. It just takes a phone call to turn it back on, but it is still a hassle due to the time difference.

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    24. Re:Completely. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Really? Hmm, I figured it was a statement against a worthless policy. Something akin to standing up for what you believe in instead of just bowing your head and handing over your ID.

    25. Re:Completely. by stuartkahler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assholes like you are the reason that so many stores are willing to take my stolen card until it finally comes back declined from the bank. If carrying a picture ID is too much hassle, just use cash.

      And I'm more than happy to shop at stores that require ID. They get less chargebacks and pay a lower percentage to the bank, so they can charge me less for what I buy.

    26. Re:Completely. by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I always believed that an X was a valid signature.

      And I always thought "X" was a valid signature for people who are illiterate and therefore can't sign their name, but that it had to be countersigned by a literate witness who could verify it. Anyone know the legalities of it?

    27. Re:Completely. by Saxton · · Score: 1

      Heh! Easy - you ever considered changing your signature to something a little more... complex?

      Read the parent again. The point, I think, is that the signature does not matter. :-)

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    28. Re:Completely. by Red_Winestain · · Score: 1
      You think Bush knows how to write W?!

      He does, but he sometimes misspells it as U.

    29. Re:Completely. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Wow! Please to meet you Mr. President!"

      pleased? really?

      I'd be scared if he read slashdot, cause that would mean slashdot has really lost any technical roots what so ever.

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    30. Re:Completely. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      It is Visa, but that use some intelligent algorithms. If you check into some hotel, that wil probably be ok, but if you try buying a large purchase in a distant city, they will probably cut you off.

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    31. Re:Completely. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Never worked in retail have you? Checking a smudgy signature field is not easy and even when clear, most people do not sign exactly the same way every time. With me not being liable for anything if the card is stolen, why should I care that some low wage cashier who has had no signature verification classes is checking for a valid signature or not.

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    32. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always say thank you for asking when someone asks for my ID. My picture and name are on the ID, and my name is on the card, so if joe shmo steals my card, and he doesn't look like me, the person might notice.

      I also try to refrain from being a dick for no good reason, especially to people who are just trying to be helpful. It's just good karma. You should try it.

    33. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I make a point of writing "Please See ID" on my cards. The please is important. You should try it.

    34. Re:Completely. by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      Hmm, I figured it was a statement against a worthless policy.
      A worthless policy? Aren't stores supposed to, by law, check your signature when you use a CC? So you acted like a child because Cub was doing what they are supposed to? If you don't like it, why don't you stop at an ATM beforehand and get cash to pay for your groceries instead of wasting some stockboy's time when he has to restock your cart full of spoiling food.
    35. Re:Completely. by PenrosePattern · · Score: 1

      I like to write a very complicated gestural input which then buffer-overflows the 'get signature call' and allows me to run arbitrary code on the server. That way everything is free.

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    36. Re:Completely. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      It would be him if it was just an X

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    37. Re:Completely. by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      I don't shop at Cub foods in Eagan, MN because they check IDs and signatures when you use a CC.
      Interesting; I shop at Cub (at Cub does check my ID. I'm happy to support a company that actually takes some action in order to try and curb stolen card usage.
    38. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't stores supposed to, by law, check your signature when you use a CC?

      No. In fact it's not accepted policy of the CC companies to have third parties do it. But you wouldn't know that because /you/ are a child and don't read your CC agreements to understand exactly what the signature on the back of your card is.

      So you acted like a child because Cub was doing what they are supposed to?

      Cub was playing CYOA. They weren't doing anything other than protecting themselves by harassing their customers.

    39. Re:Completely. by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      Wow. How totally petulant and immature of you. I'm sure your infantile actions were taken very seriously (moreso than if you had done something like written a letter to the manager) and not dismissed outright (as they were at my old job in the area). How the fuck was the management even to know why you just walked your special self out of the store? All they probably knew was somebody threw a hissy fit and walked out. Bravo. Thanks for reminding me why I moved out of the state :)

      While that particular Cub does suck (mainly because it's hopeless busy) your actions did nothing to help anybody. I hope sometime you get to be a cashier and follow store policy.

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    40. Re:Completely. by Arkaein · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So you complain about how CC signatures are basically useless (no argument there), and then go on and bitch because some stores ask for a photo ID?

      You do realize that a photo ID is much more effective in stopping CC abuse than a signature, don't you? As in most potential CC thieves don't look much like you, even if they could duplicate your signature (or get away with any old signature)?

    41. Re:Completely. by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right. I went to North Carolina several months ago, for a convention, after not leaving Columbia, SC for several years. I was slightly worried that by Friday my credit card would no longer work because I was out of my "home area", but because most of the purchases were in/around a hotel, it was handled fine.

      Now, Discover... those guys are dicks. Pretty much the same situation, but oh no, he couldn't have traveled anywhere, let's cut off his Discover card halfway through a weekend trip out of state, and make him jump through hoops when he gets home to have it reactivated. Needless to say, I don't have a Discover card any more. (When you ask to speak to their supervisor, and then tell the supervisor to cram it up his ass, it sends the appropriate message.)

      Kierthos

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    42. Re:Completely. by Elote · · Score: 1
      "I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC.

      Asking for ID before completing purchases with a signed card is _strictly_ against both Visa and Mastercard policy and can get a merchant in serious trouble. If it makes you angry then report it.

      report

      here:

      forum post about it:

    43. Re:Completely. by jd · · Score: 1

      You're quite safe. There's no evidence that the President has actually learned how to read.

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    44. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Local Walmart just instated the electronic UPS-style pads (facing you) on all checkout-counters, where you sign with a stylus. The signature you wrote on that thing then gets printed on the receipt. It makes me very uncomfortable to have my signature sent of to who-knows-where electronically. In addition to it, this wonderful apparatus also ensures, that the cashier will never even take your card at any point in the transaction (though they might be supposed to but have never done it). Therefore the point of signatures is *moot*, regardless of presentation method!!

    45. Re:Completely. by Hyperspac · · Score: 1

      At the local target they have something similar where you stick your card in a little box and then it spits it out after the transaction. Execpt that they alway then ask to see the card, good from a security stand point, by way have all the extra equioment to save the cashier the 2 seconds it takes to swipe the card while looking at the sig?

    46. Re:Completely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Checking my ID is even worse. I always make sure to be a PITA when they ask for my ID when I pay w/a CC.

      If you have a Discover card, and you ever get fraud on it, Do not call their fraud department and tell them that. I could tell you things that would make you afraid to ever not show your ID when using your card.

  5. I remember .. by graphicartist82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. a guy I used to work with that signed all his credit card receipts and checks "I. M. Jesus Christ"

    nobody ever though twice about it.

    1. Re:I remember .. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      My business partner does this all the time - Ty Willingham, Mickey Mouse, George Washington, Satan, Jesus H. Christ, Kobe Bryant, etc. Never gotten so much as a raised eyebrow.

      Personally, I thank the cashier any time they ask to see my ID. The back of my credit card is signed and says (in big black letters, over my own signature) - "CHECK ID."

      If the credit card isn't signed, the post office won't accept it (and you can't just sign it in front of them). If it is, you can check the signature against the current signature + the picture/name on the ID. If everyone did this, I expect there'd be a lot less fraud.

      On the other hand, there's always the issue of no signature or ID checking at all - gas pump, some minor transactions, online purchases, etc.

      Luckily, the fraud departments at Bank One and Capital One were good enough to resolve the two fraudulant charges I've had to my card in the last couple of years. They also called me any time there was unusual spending patterns on my account (for which I am grateful).

      You can't fix credit card fraud completely, but you can certainly take precautions on both sides of the account.

    2. Re:I remember .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My business partner does this all the time - ... Satan

      Imagine how this guy feels every time he signs the bill ...

      (By the way, he's Czech and pronounces it "shaw-TAN".)

    3. Re:I remember .. by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      "Luckily, the fraud departments at Bank One and Capital One were good enough to resolve the two fraudulant charges I've had to my card in the last couple of years. They also called me any time there was unusual spending patterns on my account (for which I am grateful)."

      It is good but it also extremely annoying. I had a major hassle trying to buy a new computer even though the shipping address was listed on my cc account of where i wanted it shipped. The companies see the result of a charge attempt as a rejection when it is not a rejection, it is a hold awaiting confirmation. I just recently had another problem buying something the company said I was rejected. I verified the charges and told them to do it again. They did and it came back rejected again. I called the cc company and they said they locked my account. There have never been any incorrect charges on that account. Security is one thing but when you make the customer have to call 3 different times for one product thats ridiculious.

    4. Re:I remember .. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      That is pretty bad... I had some trouble with Bank One when I was using my personal card to test an e-commerce transaction site for a client. Unfortunately, there was no other way at the time and after I maxed out the card (refunding the transactions immediately, of course, but that takes time) they called me and asked me about them. As soon as I explained it, they passed me to a more technical rep and he understood. Problem went away immediately.

      Before our honeymoon in the Bahamas, we also called our credit card companies to tell them there may be purchases from there between those dates.

    5. Re:I remember .. by Spunk · · Score: 1

      I have a newfound respect for Yahoo after seeing they made him player 666 :)

    6. Re:I remember .. by cmallinson · · Score: 1
      Imagine how this guy feels every time he signs the bill ...

      So, who thinks his "yahoo sports" player ID is a coincidence?

    7. Re:I remember .. by Morgon · · Score: 2, Funny

      The player number is spot on, but his position?? "Right Wing"?

      Proof that conservatives are the instrument of the devil!

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    8. Re:I remember .. by CDS · · Score: 1

      A high school classmate of mine used to sign all his "J. Christ" and he never had a problem either.

      But then, his name was Joel Christ.

      It was always fun going to restaurants with him. "J. Christ, table for 12..."

  6. Starbucks by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Informative

    Starbucks doesn't bother to ask for a PIN or signature under $20: http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2004/08/18 /swipe_hype_debit_the_small_stuff/

    John.

    1. Re:Starbucks by elefantstn · · Score: 1

      Similarly, you don't need a PIN or sig when you buy gas, or at most fast food places.

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    2. Re:Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Starbucks doesn't bother to ask for a PIN or signature under $20

      The same goes with a lot of fast food restaurants as well. It's a service a merchant pays extra for. An ATM card always requires a PIN, starbucks just always runs it as a credit card.

      The signature has never been for the sake of the merchant, it's to aid in repudiation claims if it becomes necessary. Doesn't matter if you sign with an "X", as long as you always sign with an X.

    3. Re:Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a Panera and we don't ask you to sign anything if its under $25 becasue we only lose money if its over $25.

    4. Re:Starbucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What costs less than $20 at Starbucks?

    5. Re:Starbucks by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Starbucks doesn't bother to ask for a PIN or signature under $20

      Neither does Wendy's and some other fast food places I've been.

      Its excellent. Especially since the signatures are bs in the first place.

      Now, if they could only update the CC machines that ask you incessantly if you "Really, really want to spend $XX.YY for what you just bought". In my area, Wawa is the only store that has figured out how to do credit cards correctly. Now if only they would adopt the < $20 no signature required thing. That would kick ass.

    6. Re:Starbucks by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Informative

      It actually has little to do with Starbucks. It's MasterCard's policy (i.e. in the contract with each bank) that purchases under $20 don't require authentication. It's up to the vendor if they want to follow that policy. Credit card companies want their plastic to be used in place of cash for every purchase. For tiny amounts it makes little sense unless the plastic is easier to use than paper and coins. So they (along with the banks) cover the cost of fraud under $20 in order to get much more business.

      Similarly merchants are not allowed to deny purchases below a certain amount. Any of those signs "No credit card purchases below $10" are a breach of contract. Merchants don't want to pay the credit card fee for such small purchases, but if they want to allow credit card use at all they must.

      (I used to work for MasterCard)

  7. Idiocy does not stop there.... by hnile_jablko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I lived in Australia, a woman at Commonwealth Bank told me that I could not write "Check Identification" on the back of the card with my signature. I insisted that my signature was there, but I still wanted someoene to check the id of the card holder. She was adamant about it. I asked for her manager who was also adamant. Why were they? Because there was no rule or code of conduct which said it "IS OK" to do this. So thereby it must not be done.

    1. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the exact same thing happen to me, but instead it was in the U.S at the Postal Service. They would not accept my credit card that had "Check ID" written on it. I ended up having to use my ATM card.

    2. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all I've heard about Australia I'm convinced the nation is run by fascist racist idiots.

    3. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by sjwt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its because ppl dont check the ID corectly, having worked in hospitality for 7 years we where warned about that and why not to accept it, bascily i pick up your shiny new CC in the mail from your mail box, i write "SEE ID" on back, i then go o9ut and buy a new $5000 plasma tv, and they check my ID, and dont compear the name on the ID to the name on the CC.

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    4. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by quandrum · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure about Australia, but I believe this is valid here in the US too. If a merchant accepts an unsigned credit card, and the purchase is fraudulent, than the merchant accepts liability, as opposed to the CC company usually does.

      But obviously businesses can't be bothered to even check for signatures, let alone learn the rules about "Check ID".

    5. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spoke with a friend who actually trained cashiers at a regional convenience store chain when they first started accepting credit cards (amazing, huh? They actually TRAINED them! Not that the training acutally stuck...) and what he told me is that the contract between the merchant and the bank says they check the signature. And if they fail to do so, the store is liable for the purchase if it is fraudulent. If they take reasonable care to check the signature, then the bank is liable for the cost of the purchase if it is fraudulent. You as a card holder are not able to impose additional constraints on the bank or the merchant. So, your writing "CHECK ID" or "REQUIRE PHOTO ID" or "STUFF CARD IN RECTUM" is not binding on the merchant. If the merchant happens to follow your direction instead of the contract they signed with the bank, they may open themselves up to liability for the purchase cost, or worse. If they follow their contract (reasonable diligence in comparison of signature on receipt with back of card), they're not liable regardless if it's fraudulent, so why should they go out on a limb and demand ID? Now some merchants have negotiated exceptions, notably gas stations and fast food places, where they don't check signatures for purchases under some threshold value -- and some banks have picture IDs on the card itself. I'm sure their agreements are different. But for most places with most cards, the contract terms you attempt to dictate outside the cardholder and bank/merchant agreements are not going to be valid, so don't expect them to be. I'd recommend you seek out a bank that puts your picture on the card if you're concerned. And, recommend to the bank that issued your current card that they do the same. If enough people want it, they'll offer it as an option. I'd think that the slight increase in cost of issuing cards would be made up for in lower fraud rates (though I have absolutely no basis for that guess.) Personally, I have had my "check card" (i.e. debit card, directly tied to my checking account) stolen at least 3 times now (3 different banks, over a period of ~9 years), and every time all I had to do was write a letter disputing the charges, and the funds were refunded immediately. I'd get a letter in the mail about a month later saying they followed up with an investigation, and considered the matter settled with the provisional refund being made permanent. I sign my cards with my normal signature, and trust in my cardholder agreement which protects me as much as it protects the bank and the merchants. Maybe that's naive, but I'm only liable for "Authorized Purchases", and my card holder agreement spells out what those are, and I'll hold them to it should they ever give me a hard time. Since they calculate the cost of fraud into their fee structures, they're screwing merchants on the transaction and processing fees, and screwing cardholders in a perfectly legal manner with interest costs, they don't need to screw you by claiming you made purchases you didn't.

    6. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you were banking with the Commonwealth.

    7. Re:Idiocy does not stop there.... by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      That "explanation" only works for those who don't think critically. Try thinking about these 2 points:

      1) If a cashier can't be bothered to make sure the name printed on the front of the credit card matches the name printed on the ID, what makes you think they are going to put any more effort into checking ID.

      2) Even if you are to assume that the cashier will check the signature but not the name, it won't be an issue anyway. A thief who steals an unsigned credit card isn't going to write "See ID" on the back in the signature line. That is just going to open them up to the possibility that the cashier WILL check the names and catch them. No...what the thief will do is make it as uncomplicated as possible: make up some phony signature, sign that on the back of the credit card, and then sign the same phony signature on the receipt.

  8. In other news by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I could sign my card Micky Mouse and it would still be accepted.

    My other half changed her signature so it was in hini rather than english character set, and they still accepted it when she did the english one without any questions.

    They are pointless.

    Anyway customers get arsey when you question them about the signature anyway so you lose either way.

  9. It's true by dledeaux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These days, I just draw a line across the receipt. Nobody really seems to care. My latest thing has been so see just how short I can make the line.

  10. I'm ----- by digitalgimpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    literally. I just put a line through. That's my signature.

    Signatures are pretty easy to forge... especially to an untrained eye.

    So I keep my "real signature" for important stuff. Some waiter doesn't need my signature. They charge regardless.

    1. Re:I'm ----- by JPelorat · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not your signature they take, it's the CC#, exp date, and confirmation code, to use online where no one ever asks for a signature.

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    2. Re:I'm ----- by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

      I heard that is why doctors that have to sign lots of receipts use such a simple signature: to use the real one for contracts.

      I don't completely buy that, I think its mostly lazyness or a degeneration of neurons like a scatman.

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    3. Re:I'm ----- by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's because people like doctors and lawyers and other paper-shovelers have to sign so many documents, they have to choose between a really simple signature or RSI or a clumsy signature stamp.

      I was with my parents when they bought a house about 15 years ago. The real estate agent had a funky little loop+line for a sig, and she signed it to dozens of documents while we were there. Sometimes on every page.

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    4. Re:I'm ----- by Refrozen · · Score: 1

      "It's not your signature they take, it's the CC#, exp date, and confirmation code, to use online where no one ever asks for a signature. "

      Why the HELL did that get rated informative? Maybe funny, but INFORMATIVE?

  11. I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm asked all the time to show my ID by various cashiers when I use my credit card in a store and it's a bit annoying.

    Since the U.S. federal government limits my liability to $50 for someone fraudulently using my credit card, and all of my credit card companies waive even that, I don't care who uses my credit card.

    I just had to have one credit card replaced because someone attempted to charge $9,000 worth of "computer equipment" to it while I was on vacation. It was actually the third incident of someone putting fraudulent charges on that card. The funny thing is that even my credit card company didn't care - it was I that insisted on getting new numbers on the card. Which explains why more and more vendors are asking for ID or checking signatures - they're the ones that lose money when fraud happens.

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    1. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since the U.S. federal government limits my liability to $50 for someone fraudulently using my credit card, and all of my credit card companies waive even that, I don't care who uses my credit card.

      Not entirely true. If it can be shown that your negligence contributed to the fraudulant usage of your card, you can be held liable. Granted, you have to really be careless for this to ever be an issue.

      For example, loaning it to your friend to make a purchase. He/she makes other purchases on the card, well... you are screwed. The other common occurence is when you do not report a card stolen right away. Then, you can also be held liable.

      I've heard of very few instances of this ever being an issue. But do not take the limited liablility policy to be an excuse to be careless. It can come back to bite you.

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    2. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, not only is the limited liability bullshit but if you are married to someone who then decides to screw you over or steal YOUR cards that they do not have any AUTH to use, you are still held liable.

    3. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by keithslater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've got to be kidding me. It's annoying that some one asks for 2 seconds of your life to look at your ID to verify that your name matches your card.

      I just really can't understand why it's annoying. The people in our society who act like they should never be bother by anything and that the world revolves around them is the only thing that's annoying here.

    4. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't care who uses my credit card.

      Mind posting the info? I've got a book or two I wanna buy...

    5. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Phillip2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should do. First you are paying for fraud through you credit card charges. And secondly, even if you liability is limited, when someone does rip of your card, then it's still a pain in the ass getting it fixed.

      What I don't understand is why the US is not moving toward a PIN based system. France did this a decade ago. The UK is finally in the throws of doing this.

      Phil

    6. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by evildogeye · · Score: 1

      You are not paying for fraud through the credit card billing fees. In case of fraud, the credit card company does not pay a penny. They just take the money from the Merchant. As a small business owner, I can testify that the credit card companies will HAPPILY take the money from you, without even asking you about it first.

    7. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It's annoying because the credit card issuer's merchant agreement specifically says that the merchant can't require ID for a credit card transaction. Those are the rules. If you don't like it, complain to the credit card company.

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    8. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Captain_Carnage · · Score: 1
      Since the U.S. federal government limits my liability to $50 for someone fraudulently using my credit card, and all of my credit card companies waive even that, I don't care who uses my credit card.

      This is precisely the kind of small-minded, self-centered thinking that's wrecking this country. It's asinine. You think retailers are willing to foot the bill for credit card fraud? Not on your life. Whether they get reimbursed by insurance companies, or directly from you, one way or the other, it's the consumer who gets the bill.

      Maybe Walmart pays millions of dollars a year for fraud insurance. If so, they consider that cost part of doing business, and it affects their prices. They pass the cost on to you, the consumer. Small shops which can't afford to pay for such insurance pass the cost on to you directly, again, in the form of higher prices.

      Nothing is free, and in the end it's us that pays for everything. The sooner you get that, the better off you'll be.

    9. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Phillip2 · · Score: 1

      > You are not paying for fraud through the credit card billing fees. In case of fraud, the credit card company does not pay a penny.

      In this case, you are paying for fraud in purchase cost from the retailers.

      It appears, however, the rules in the US are different from those in the UK. In the UK the credit card company was responsible for fraud and not the merchant.

      This has just changed in the UK with chip and pin (the pin based system which has just come in). The point is that while the card companies were responsible for the fraud, the merchants had no incentive for them to upgrade their systems to the (more expensive) chip and pin technology.

      It seems, however, that the US system has the opposite problem. There has been no incentive for the credit card companies to actually improve their security.

      Ain't no perfect world. I wish the US would sort this out however. I don't want my card vulnerable to cloning when I am in the US. While it has no sensible security this is always a possibility for me.

      Phil

    10. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Halo- · · Score: 3, Interesting
      For example, loaning it to your friend to make a purchase. He/she makes other purchases on the card, well... you are screwed.

      Here's a fun little story to amplify your point:

      When I was young(er) and dumb(er) I once gave a phone card number to a friend in another state so they could call me in emergencies. I figured since it had a $50 limit I was insulated to a $50 dollar lesson even if they went insane and called Peru. Plus, it was a major issuer (AT&T), so I didn't expect problems.

      Turns out, nope, I wasn't protected at all. The "friend" turned out to have emotional problems and abused the hell out of the card. The phone company was more than happy to let $2500 bucks worth of charges accrue. The fun part was that I was liable because I had given a third party the original access. The _really_ fun part was that when I discovered this was going on (and there was only like $350 charged), I tried to get the charges stopped. I tried reporting the card stolen, explaining the situation, pleading with the issuer, etc... Nothing worked. They told me it would take at least 7-10 days to put a stop on the card because "these things take a while to filter through the system." (bear in mind this was a "global communication company") So even though the issuer knew the card was out of my control, and going vastly over the "limit" (which I was told was actually a "suggestion") they let it run up for more than a week.

      The point here, is that if you haven't done something dumb, you usually have no problem with any sort of fraud. If you have, I suspect sometimes the issuing companies let you get dug into as deep of a hole as possible because they know you are on the hook and have no recourse.

      So when you do get bitten, even by doing something which seems not to be a big deal, it can bite you VERY hard.

      (And yes, I ended up paying the whole bill...)

    11. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could see from a perspective other than your own, you might realize that not everyone carries a George Costanza-style wallet around with them everywhere they go.

      What is truly annoying are idiots such as yourself that think that just because they carry around their license, social security card and 20 credit cards ready to whip out for anyone that asks that everyone else does. Heaven help you when someone steals your wallet.

    12. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Tchaik · · Score: 1

      Read your agreement. If you don't report your card stolen, you're liable to a maximum of $50.

    13. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ouch.

      To anyone reading: If you ever find yourself getting into a situation like this, remember that verbal conversations mean nothing.

      Call the company. Get the name of the person you are speaking to. Follow up with a letter referencing the phone call. Include the name of the person you skpoke with, then date and time of the call. Mail it the same day. Have it delivered certified mail. Keep a copy. Keep your signature notifcation.

      You are probably aware now that this would have saved you at least 2,150 of the 2,500 that got charged to you. But as you say, they are willing to take you for a ride when then know you are young and inexperienced.

      Their "it needs to work through the system" should be their problem, not yours. But after the fact, you have no proof of what happened.

      Hopefully, this will save someone else some money and headache.

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    14. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Okay. Lets put it to the test. Post your credit card number, expiration date, and "secret number" on back on Slashdot. Don't report it stolen for six months.

      I agree to reimburse you $50, but you agree to give me TEN PERCENT of the face value of the amount the credit card hods you responsible for.

      Want to take the challenge?

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    15. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by keithslater · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense. First of all, you should never go anywhere without your ID. Second, if you have a smaller wallet, it should be easier to get that ID out. I don't remember saying anything about a social security card or 20 credit cards.

    16. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked the merchant contracts specify that they can't ask you for an ID. The credit card companies don't want to make it any harder to use plastic than paper and coins. Usually the extra ID is only requested for minorities which makes it even more wrong.

      Next time this happens report it to your bank. If enough complaints are entered for a merchant their bank can revoke their contract to offer card purchases.

    17. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by keithslater · · Score: 1

      Is your credit card signed? If it is not signed then they can ask you. Personally, I don't see why every place doesn't ask for an ID when using a credit card no matter what. it prevents a lot more fraud. That's why I don't sign my credit cards. Most places don't ask when I don't even have it signed anyway.

    18. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Halo- · · Score: 1
      To anyone reading: If you ever find yourself getting into a situation like this, remember that verbal conversations mean nothing.

      Exactly. More to the point, while a lot of the time credit issuers will protect you from bad things(tm), don't count on it, especially if you are deviating in even in the seemingly slightest degree from normal, "safe" use.

      Even if you are able to sort things out in the end, the amount of time and overhead incurred will be substantial. The best way to avoid trouble is to avoid risk.

    19. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Yep, verbal agreements mean nothing and cannot be enforced. A friend of mine ran into a cash shortage, and his cell phone that is the line for his business ran up a bill and got turned off. When he did come into some money, he called and asked them if he could pay about 2/3 of it that he now had on hand and then the rest in two weeks. He explained that there were customers with potential income trying to call on that line. They said that would be OK, and they would turn the line back on when he could pay that 2/3 of the bill. My friend of course didn't get a name of the person who agreed to make that exception. When he called back to pay it, they just told him that their policy is to only re-activate accounts if they get full payment, and who was it that told you we could make an exception?

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    20. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by downundarob · · Score: 1

      Didn't I see you on Judge Judy, or this just a common occurance in US?

    21. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by jd · · Score: 1

      The only exception I know of are "gentlemen's agreements" - verbal contracts that are witnessed by a third party. They are enforcable in England, but expect a VERY skeptical court. I don't know about other countries. The US seems to assume everyone is dishonest, so such verbal contracts likely aren't valid there.

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    22. Re:I wish they wouldn't look at my signature. by Halo- · · Score: 1
      Heh, nope not me. But I would have had to take the other person to court if I wanted them to pay. Since it was halfway across the country, it would have probably been more expensive for me to do that than to pay the whole thing myself.

      I suspect this is a common occurance everywhere. People make dumb decisions about who to trust, and they come back to bite them. (And yes, I'll admit what I did was dumb enough to be considered "Judge Judy dumb")

  12. No signature by Momoru · · Score: 3, Informative

    Something i learned while working in retail is write "check id" in the signature block...not everyone checks, but i usually get at least 60% of the people ask me for id...so it would at least slow down someone having a spending spree with my card.

    1. Re:No signature by jedimasta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've got that on mine too, but I've come across clerks who flip the card for a nano-second and swipe it. It's pretty clear that is say check ID on it, big bold print, but I guess they don't get paid enough to give a rats ass.

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    2. Re:No signature by Da+w00t · · Score: 1

      Hah. My most recent debit card is *blank* on the signature line. My most recent credit card says "PLEASE SEE ID" on the signature line. Nobody *ever* asks to see ID. Nobody *ever* asks why the card is blank. Never. Infact, the entire 3 years time I've had card with no signature on them (blank, or with "PLEASE SEE ID"), I've been asked less than 10 times. When the cashier doesn't ask for my ID, what do I do? I don't say anything. But when they *do* ask me for my ID, I thank them. "Thank you for asking. You're one of the few people who actually do check. Thank you." I hope that thanking them so earnstly that they check the next person in line too.

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    3. Re:No signature by harvey_peterson · · Score: 0

      60% Wow!

      I have "Please ask for Drivers License" on the back of mine. In the past year I have had three people read that and ask me for my drivers license. Since I use my CC quite often, that's probably 1-2% of the time.

  13. Some people pay attention by dcclark · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work in the box office at a performing arts center. We took credit card orders all the time, and all of us knew that we had to double-check the signatures. I remember more than one patron being very indignant when I refused to accept a card with "See ID" (or "CID") on the back, or worse yet, no signature at all.

    "Can I just sign the card now?"
    "I'm sorry, but I have no way of verifying your signature then."
    "But nobody else ever cares!"
    "I'm afraid that we do."

    It's times like that that a boss who backs you up is a very, very helpful thing. (We would still take a different, and signed, credit card from them. We weren't total jerks!)

    1. Re:Some people pay attention by R0UTE · · Score: 1

      If someone has signed their card CID, then that is their signature as far as the card is concerned, a signature is a way for a person to represent themselves on paper, it doesn't neccessarily have to resemble the persons name in any way, so as long as they reproduced the CID on the receipt then that should be accepted.

    2. Re:Some people pay attention by tx_kanuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hold on....why wouldn't you take a CC with See ID on it? I write that on mine so that people ask for my drivers license, comparing my photo to...well, to me. That plus the name on the CC and the name on my DL.

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    3. Re:Some people pay attention by flu1d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know if this is true with every state but in Colorado my signiture is on my drivers license. With my bank card its probably pretty easy to forge my signature. Why wouldn't you accept the See ID or CID? My ID has my picture and my signature, there probably wont be enough time for someone to make a fake ID before I cancel the card and thus looking at my ID will probably be more of an assurance than just looking at some scribbles on the back of my card.

    4. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that in most places your signature is on your ID right?

      That is why you put the "Check ID" in addition it also has your photo and name.

    5. Re:Some people pay attention by bbuR_bbuB · · Score: 1

      What's to stop someone from creating a fake ID card? See what ID? Your Driver's License? What stops someone from showing a fake non-driver's ID in place of your real DL?

    6. Re:Some people pay attention by carcajou · · Score: 1

      A card that says "See ID" forces you to ensure that the name on the card matches the name on the ID, while the picture on the ID matches the person making the charge! This is much more secure that just comparing a signature...Sounds like this company was more concerned with rules than actually verifying legitimate purchases...

    7. Re:Some people pay attention by hanssprudel · · Score: 1

      What stops somebody from creating a fake credit card? Or from simply whiteouting the signature part and resigning.

      Showing an ID is a better way of verifying identity then a signature read by a non-expert.

    8. Re:Some people pay attention by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      All states require a signature on the driver license. Colorado is one of the better states for doing CID. I have had very few tellers that did not check for a signature (and they were several years ago). And never have I had a place that did not understand the CID/see ID and honour it. The GP was just being a jackass at his job.

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    9. Re:Some people pay attention by cot · · Score: 1

      "The GP was just being a jackass at his job"

      Well, generally speaking, a job at which you have to take payment for something, via credit card or cash, is a shitty job, and it's often true that people with shitty jobs like to exert their infinitesimal piece of control over everyone unlucky enough to fall under their jurisdiction.

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    10. Re:Some people pay attention by Ugmo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was a clerk in a video store and a cashier at a department store while working my way through school. I would check all Credit Card signatures. Credit cards were required for membership at the video store, most people would pay cash for the rentals.

      I confiscated 3 or 4 cards and destroyed them while a cashier after getting "Please Call" back instead of an authorization.

      I never caught a bad signature (a couple missing signatures, I would check the Driver's license and look at that signature and photo and tell the person to sign the card later)

      I would occasionally get a customer that did not want me to bother checking signatures and one guy belittled me while I was checking. "Oh, now you are a handwriting expert. Oh, how secure." etc etc.

      I told him it was better for him that I at least try to catch forgers.

      Not really useful to the discussion but that guy still bugs me when I think about it. I was trying to protect his credit not inconvenience him. No wonder clerks don't bother to check.

    11. Re:Some people pay attention by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You realize how incredibly fucking stupid that policy was, right?

      If someone steals a credit card, the first thing they'd going to do is check the signature to forge it. If there's no signature, they're going to sign it with something they can forge.

      So all you accomplished was to piss off legit card holders. And, FYI, while there is a requirement that credit cards be signed, or you check ID, there is no requirement that they be signed in advance.

      And it's prefectly valid to use 'CID' as your signature, so you quite possibly were violating your agreement with the credit card company by refusing to accept valid cards for no reason. If they signed the receipt with 'John Doe' and the credit card said their signature was 'CID', you know what you're supposed to do? The thing you always do when the signature doesn't match...check ID!

      As an aside, what thief would use a credit card to get into a preforming arts center? It's almost as stupid as buying gas with it. Hey, this card's been stolen, let me use it somewhere with a lot of people and where I'm then going to hang out for two hours watching a play. No way they'll catch me!

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    12. Re:Some people pay attention by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Hold on....why wouldn't you take a CC with See ID on it?

      Because card issuers tell merchants not to do so. Credit cards (at least Visa and Mastercard) are not valid unless signed.

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    13. Re:Some people pay attention by Godeke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't have driver's licenses with signatures??? If you *do* (and I don't know what state doesn't) then you are just an arrogant idiot who is doing nothing to protect the credit card company or the credit card user or your company. Freaking power trips: "but I have no way of verifying your signature then". How the heck do you know that the card wasn't signed by the crook when you *weren't* being a prick? The customer wants to back it up with ID and you tell them no.

      Personally I write both See ID and a signature because I want the signature on the card to match the signature on the ID. Do you bother to honor that request? Or are you just a prick for the sake of being one?

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    14. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's times like that that a boss who backs you up is a very, very helpful thing. (We would still take a different, and signed, credit card from them. We weren't total jerks!)

      I would want someone else to take the heat too.

      Not accepting a "Check ID", "See ID", etc. is the stupidest thing I have ever run into. Our wonderful US Post Office has this policy. But here is the messed up part. You can't use your "See ID" check card for a credit transaction, but you can turn around and use it for a debit transaction where you enter a pin.

      The only rational explanation that I have ever come up with for this is that somehow a credit card/check card isn't valid unless it is signed on the back. But if that's the case then the debit transaction should not be allowed. If it is security why the f*ck would they not want to check my id?

      Are they going to prevent me from using my fake id that I just made to match my stolen card. Oh wait why should I do that, i'll just forge the signature on the card that has already been provided to me. Wooohooo thanks for making my stolen card easier to use.
    15. Re:Some people pay attention by asscore · · Score: 0
      As someone who in the past has made a living defrauding peoples credit cards this is all a joke.

      Your signiture on the card means NOTHING. I can remove it and place my own there.

      You writing "see ID" does nothing. I'd just remove it, and sign it my way. I can check a cards status before I even go to the mall to spend all of your money. BTW you might think I'm talking shit. there are 2 major ways to remove a sig from a card.

      1. High Quality soft white art eraser. This will take or ballpoint pen, india ink, and some marker inks.

      2. Chemical Cleaning. Rub a very little bit of solvent over the back to remove sigs written in sharpie or other permanent markers.

      So in the end this is all moot. You want security, do what I do and use cash!

      And if for any reason there are more secure features... like the persons picture right on the card, you just do it as an inside job with a merchant who have a deal arranged with. and no, I am not kidding. Many merchants are more than happy to take stolen money (gasp!)

    16. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because there is no such thing as a FAKE ID.

    17. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I confiscated 3 or 4 cards and destroyed them while a cashier after getting "Please Call" back instead of an authorization.

      Umm, do you know that "Please Call" may be something besides "Please destroy the card"?

    18. Re:Some people pay attention by CanSpice · · Score: 1
      I confiscated 3 or 4 cards and destroyed them while a cashier after getting "Please Call" back instead of an authorization.


      Surely you called the credit card company first?

      I was trying to buy a GameCube with my credit card once, but it kept coming up as "Please Call". The cashier didn't know what to do, so I got denied. Turns out what happened was earlier that day I got stuck at a ferry terminal and used my credit card to make a bunch of phone calls to friends and family to get someone to pick me up. The credit card company saw all of these small charges being made within a short period of time and flagged my account as being suspicious, and wouldn't let any more charges go on my card. Had the cashier phoned, everything would have been cleared up.
    19. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my card was confiscated or destroyed over a Please Call i would instantly complain as much as necessary to Mastercard to fix the companys ways. It takes 2+ weeks for me to get a new Credit Card sent out (Having to pick it up from Home Address) and im not the most patient of people

      At least over here where I've worked we get "Retain Card". Please call means the systems buggered up 9 times out of 10. Theres a number Managers can ring up, enter the card details and merchant id and an authorisation code is read out which they type into the till.

    20. Re:Some people pay attention by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Not really useful to the discussion but that guy still bugs me when I think about it. I was trying to protect his credit not inconvenience him.

      You may have been trying but you were not protecting him. You were protecting the store. If a store has a high incidence of fraudulent charges, their merchant processing fees go up. By checking the signature you were reducing the risk to the store of incresed fees.

      But you were not reducing his risk at all - if he was a thief then validating the signature does not help him one bit. If he was the legit owner of the card, then he already knows he is the legit owner whether you verify his signature or not.

      Furthermore, federal law limits his liability in the case of fraud to $50 at most, and almost all issuing banks just waive that $50 anyway. So, no consumer has much to gain by merchants verifying signatures and what little benefit can be attribute to keeping down prices by keeping down fraud is probably less than the hassle factor for the customer in the first place.

    21. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have let them sign in your presence, and it wouldn't have changed anything, because you're comparing sigs with their existing ID.

    22. Re:Some people pay attention by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "Can I just sign the card now?"
      "I'm sorry, but I have no way of verifying your signature then."


      Was that store policy, or personal policy? The regulations I've seen require that the card be signed, but do not prohibit signing of the card in front of the cashier. Why not accept the card if it is signed (even if signed in front of you)? The regulations have been met, and a thief would have just signed it before trying to use it...

      It sounds like you were trying to be "helpful" in a manner that was not consistent with the regulations and was more difficult for your customers. And you say it like you think it was a good idea.

    23. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct procedure, according to VISA, is to ask them to sign the card right then.

    24. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >I confiscated 3 or 4 cards and destroyed them
      >while a cashier after getting "Please Call" back
      >instead of an authorization.

      I hope you mean that you confiscated the card after being ordered to by someone with authority to do so.

      I certainly would not have created this confrontation. I would have handed the card back and refused to do the transaction, or I would have left it up to someone in a management role to handle, and if that was *me*, I would call the police and have them handle it before confiscating someone's property. It doesn't matter if some bank service person told me the card was stolen or whatever. The determination of whether something is stolen property, or whether it is my right to confiscate or destroy it, comes under "due process of law", not "my own personal decision".

      If you had confiscated or destroyed someone's card on mistaken grounds, you'd be liable, wouldn't you?

    25. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If my card was confiscated or destroyed over a
      >Please Call i would instantly complain as much
      >as necessary to Mastercard to fix the companys
      >ways.

      I'm sure I'd call the police. My complaint would be "this gentleman is threatening to confiscate or destroy my property, and he has no justifaction to do so."

      If he *already* destroyed my property, I'd see him arrested.

    26. Re:Some people pay attention by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      >>Surely you called the credit card company first?

      Yes I called. You call and they tell you take the card and cut it up or turn it into your supervisor. They also tell you to not interfere with the "customer". In the few cases where I was told to confiscate the card the "customer" was obviously not the card owner. I think I remember handing the phone to one guy so he could talk to the CC company. The customer never got irate. They often just smiled and walked away. The CC company would send the store a check for $25 or $50 to give to the cashier who turned in the stolen card. I think Amex used to give $50. We were never told to interfere with the fraudulent cardholder. This was all 15 or more years ago. I am not sure if the policy has changed.

    27. Re:Some people pay attention by tx_kanuck · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be damned. Someone mod this parent up as informative.

      I just checked on Visa.com and they mention the "See ID" thing. Visa wants the merchant to have the customer show ID, AND then sign the card. Then the merchant is supposed to compare all three signatures.

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    28. Re:Some people pay attention by confusion+here · · Score: 1

      If the credit card company tells you to confiscate the card, you now have the authority to do so. Read the back of your card. It is not your property; it remains the property of the issuing bank/credit card company.

    29. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the back of my card:

      This card belongs to [Bank Name] and must be returned upon request. By signing or using this card, the holder agress to all terms under which it is issued.

    30. Re:Some people pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking right?

      It's not your card. It's the issuer's.

  14. Do they even check? by turtled · · Score: 1

    I would say 9 out of 10 purchases don't even check the back, my signature or my ID. The other 1 out of 10, may look at the back, then notice that there is no signature and give it back to me, with receipt and all. No one even cares anymore. It's like we are doing them a waste of time if they have to ask to check ID / signature.

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    1. Re:Do they even check? by ndvaughan · · Score: 1

      I worked in music retail for a good while, and I personally checked the back of the card every time. My take on credit cards w/o signatures is this: If it wasn't signed, and it is stolen, the thief would have signed it him/herself. The chances that it is a stolen, unsigned card is pretty low. In all probability, it is not stolen, and (judging on past experiences with customers), to ask the customer to 1) show ID, and 2) sign the card, is just too much of a hassle for many people (in their eyes). So, unless there was a written "CHECK ID" in the signature spot, I didn't check ID.

      If you want to be ID'ed, write "CHECK I.D." on the back. Otherwise, you're giving would-be thieves an even easier way to use your card (by signing it themselves).

  15. no sig required! by museumpeace · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At my local starkbutts, I bought a pound of coffee and waited for the pen. and after an awkward pause, was told by the cashier that no signature was required any longer for purchases under $25...she was not even going to give me anything to sign.

    I did not feel comforted by that...my stolen wallets have always been used to by gas because of the no-signature-pay-at-the-pump option. anyone else encountered this?

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    1. Re:no sig required! by Striikerr · · Score: 1

      I had the same experience. Starbucks does not get you to sign for anything less than $25.00 I've also found this to be the case elsewhere. At a local Wholesaler, they have self-checkout lines. One recent purchase I made was for over $2000.00 Nobody came out to verify signatures. I just slid the card through the reader, signed on the display and walked out with my new TV having had no interraction with anyone other than the receipt puncher at the door (they check your receipt and compare it to a few items in your cart and then punch a hole in the receipt.. or mark it with a marker). I'd hate to think about what damage could be done by someone with a stolen creditcard.

    2. Re:no sig required! by snorklewacker · · Score: 3, Informative

      At my local starkbutts, I bought a pound of coffee and waited for the pen. and after an awkward pause, was told by the cashier that no signature was required any longer for purchases under $25...she was not even going to give me anything to sign.

      No-signature is an option that merchants pay extra for. It's not some starbucks thing.

      Anyway, do you REALLY think that if someone stole your card that they would encounter any difficulty in just scribbling your initials and a couple squiggles? Do you also think the CC company will discover the signature mismatch and invalidate your card right there?

      Think of it this way: you're not giving the cashier a sample of your signature.

      I did not feel comforted by that...my stolen wallets have always been used to by gas because of the no-signature-pay-at-the-pump option. anyone else encountered this?

      No, because I actually reported my card missing.

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    3. Re:no sig required! by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      It's a tradeoff. The chances of someone running up your card $10 at a time are much smaller, and most places that don't require signatures are videotaping you. If you dispute the charges, they can show the tape of you buying the items. Or if the card is stolen, they can hand your picture (and license place) to the cops to track you down.

      Most CC thieves go on a spending spree at best buy or a department store. They're racing against the clock before the card is reported stolen, and they're not going to waste time at starbucks.

    4. Re:no sig required! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, that is Starbucks policy.
      I don't like it either. Quite frankly, I don't see how it is binding.

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  16. I put "Ask for ID" on the back of my credit card where the signature should be.

    It sort of works. I pull out the card and my ID, and about half the time they ask to see both.

    1. Re:ID by spaeschke · · Score: 1

      That's pretty damned brilliant. I've always been really uneasy of just how accepting people are of my credit card. I'd say only 20% of the time do I get carded, which to me pretty much constitutes gross negligience. I'll keep this in mind for my future cards.

    2. Re:ID by markxz · · Score: 1

      I put "Ask for ID" on the back of my credit card where the signature should be.

      What do you sign on the credit card slip?

      Most shops should not accept cards without signetures, so they should reject a card with only Ask for ID on the back. (unless you sign that as your signeture)

    3. Re:ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a great idea, and that's what I do, but, at least according to VISA, it's not valid.

  17. Chip and pin by R0UTE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    UK has all switched over to the chip and pin system now so no signature required, even better, of course its extremely easy now to just watch everyone enter their pins so if u get that its straight to the cash machine and withdraw everything :)

    1. Re:Chip and pin by beezly · · Score: 2
      Err, no. Incorrect - You need the PIN and *that* card, not just any card.

      Keep your PIN (ie make sure no-one is watching you enter it) and card secure and nobody can clone your card (like they can with magstripe cards). They are far more secure than older cards.

    2. Re:Chip and pin by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      Every time I pay for something with my chip-and-pin card, the cashier still just swipes it and asks for my signature. So, either my bank hasn't got its act together despite issuing me with a chip-and-pin card and a PIN to go with it, or the cashiers aren't being retrained, or both. In any case, signature fraud will continue until the new technology is properly implemented.

      -Stephen

    3. Re:Chip and pin by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      The cards usually have a default limit of around £300 a day, plus all the cashpoints have camera's in. Somebody i know had their card stolen and over £200 taken out of their account.

      The person that did it was the sister of the victim, who promptly shit herself when the police brought round the video tape to see if the victim knew the thief. Unfortunately it was an old video player and wouldn't play the video.

      She was caught out though when the police took round stills.

    4. Re:Chip and Pin by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Is it really that hard to type in the PIN without anyone seeing? If you're really worried, just "touch type" it - place all five fingers on the keypad and press gently down on the keys required, using your thumb as well, which will be partially obscured by your other fingers.

      If people are just bashing away with their index fingers, of course it's going to be easy to see what they're typing. That's a pretty daft thing to do, especially after all the shoulder-surfing ATM attacks. If you're reasonably careful about it, it's many times more secure than signatures.

    5. Re:Chip and pin by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 1

      In the UK if the shop asks for your signiture rather than using chip and pin then the store will be liable to any fraud that takes place. This makes gives them a good incentive to ensure that chip and pin is used. It will take a while but the last 10% will change over soon enough.

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    6. Re:Chip and Pin by rjw57 · · Score: 1

      Seems to work OK in France where they have had it ever since I can remember.

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    7. Re:Chip and pin by Cerv · · Score: 1
      So, either my bank hasn't got its act together despite issuing me with a chip-and-pin card and a PIN to go with it, or the cashiers aren't being retrained, or both

      Or they don't have a new reader that'll let you enter your PIN, or it's just not working at that moment.

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    8. Re:Chip and Pin by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Some of those machines are a joke, they pay lip-service to security by putting a half-inch tall guard around the key-pad like thats going to stop anyone looking at an angle of more then 2 degrees! My idea is to stick little LCDs on each key or make the whole keypad a touch screen, put one of those filters on so that you can only see it when you are almost exactly facing it and then randomly place the digits. As a bonus store this as an option on each card so idiots who can't handle buttons that move positions can ask to turn the feature off for their cards. Unfortunately this is unlikely to ever happen becuase millions of shops have already bought new machines. Its not really that much of a big deal i guess, you really can just stick your hand over it and someone has to mug you anyway.

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    9. Re:Chip and Pin by dotcher · · Score: 1

      On the positive side, you can't skim a C&P card and then use it in a C&P retail outlet.

      The technology to clone the IC on a card isn't around yet, as far as I know, and you can't directly read the IC's memory.

      If you merely clone the magstripe onto a blank card, both the new C&P terminals and the slightly older ICC terminals without pinpads will refuse to accept it, and insist that the card be plased in the ICC reader.

      It's not perfect - but with a requirement for the original card for retail transactions, and the CCV2 number for customer-not-present transactions, it's a lot harder to use someone's card without their knowledge.

      If your card is skimmed at a restraunt, you probably won't notice until you get your next statement. If your wallet is swiped, you're much more likely to report and cancel the card quickly, hopefully before the theives get a chance to use it. As they need to have seen your enter your PIN, there's also a fair chance they'll be on CCTV too.

      Chip & Pin isn't perfect, by a long way - but it's a fair whack better than magstripes and signature checking.

    10. Re:Chip and pin by RealSurreal · · Score: 1

      My credit card (Egg) has a chip on it and I have a PIN for it yet when I phoned Egg they told me it's not a chip-and-pin card, hence, I have to sign. No idea what makes a card a chip-and-pin card if its not the presence of a chip and the existence of a PIN.

  18. Self-serve checkout at some grocery stores by Ktistec+Machine · · Score: 1
    Is there any way of getting your signature checked?

    I've noticed that at least some self-serve grocery checkout setups actually look at your signature to see if it looks like a signature, and not just a squiggly line. Unfortunately, my signature really does look like a squiggly line, so it always gets rejected.

  19. Mine gets checked sometimes. by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    I bought a spoon at Williams-Sonoma the other day and the cashier asked for my ID and checked the signature against the card, what I had just signed on the receipt, and my drivers license.

    Starbucks doesn't even require a signature. They just swipe the card.
    Lots of Shell stations now require you to enter the billing ZIP code before you can get gas.

  20. "See ID" by UMhydrogen · · Score: 0, Redundant
    I've found that if you write "Check ID" on the back, often stores will ask to check your ID. Granted this only works when the employee actually takes a look at the back of the card, but it does work about 75% of the time.

    Signatures on the other hand are becoming less and less used anyways. For example, go to any supermarket and you scan your own card. The store never ever looks at your card and the signture that you sign is worthless.

    There is a reason that the credit card companie are looking into alterative ways to protect security.

  21. As a former cashier, absolutely. Yes. by harks · · Score: 1

    No one, not anyone, ever compares the signature on the card to the signature on the receipt. Never. A PIN number would be worlds more effective.

    1. Re:As a former cashier, absolutely. Yes. by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      ...a PIN number...

      A Personal Identification Number number?
      That's almost as good as a NIC card or a PC computer.
      'PIN code' I can live with...barely. 'PIN number' is just dumb. Why try to qualify it? Just call it a PIN and be done with it.

    2. Re:As a former cashier, absolutely. Yes. by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried calling it a "PIN" in real life? I have and have gotten nothing but blank looks until I called it a "PIN number." On paper "PIN" looks fine but saying "PIN" alone in a sentence throws people off.

    3. Re:As a former cashier, absolutely. Yes. by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      That says more about them than you. I'll just say 'PIN code' if ever I find someone who doesn't know what a PIN is.
      That's like using it's and its or their they're and there incorrectly on purpose just because people around you do.

  22. My solution by Lxy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I figured this out when I got my first credit card. If you sign your card, they will never look closely enough at it.

    A friend of mine told me that writing "See Identification" in the signature block on a card would work. It sometimes did, but even then merchants would "compare" my signature and OK it. I tried writing "SEE IDENTIFICATION" in large letters with a black Sharpie. Worked better, but not entirely.

    I finally came up with a permanent fix, that has yet to fail me:

    When I get a new credit card, on the back Signature area I take a black Sharpie and draw X's over the entire signature area. That forces the clerk to ask for ID. It works EVERY TIME. The only time it hasn't worked is when the clerk doesn't bother checking, but there's little you can do about that other than make a scene or report them to their manager. Besides, in some places (maybe all) a signature is not required for purchases $20.

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    1. Re:My solution by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Have you bought anything with your credit card at the post office? At least at the ones I've been to, unless you have something that looks like a signature (not blank or "Please ID"), they won't take it. On one card I had "Please ID" in thick magic marker, along with a blue Bic pen signature. The cashier almost gave it back to me until she noticed there was also a signature there.

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    2. Re:My solution by Nezer · · Score: 1

      I've been told, though I'm not sure how accurate this is but it seems reasonable given the nature of lawyers in US society, that if fraud is commited and you don't sign your card with your signature, then whatever fraud protection that may have been in place could be negated from your lack of signature.

      I say just sign the card. I've had my card for only a few months and the signature is already worn off anyway. You can tell one was there at one time and that's what I'm banking on (haha) if something goes awry.

    3. Re:My solution by Mr.+Arbusto · · Score: 1

      US Post Office and now Walmart have policies that do not allow this. It volates the agreement with the credit card companies for both the Business and you. Every card I have ever had says, "Authorized Signature - Not Valid unless Signed"

    4. Re:My solution by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is a signature? Is it not just a unique, identifying mark? Could not "Please See ID" be just as good of a signature as "John Doe"?

    5. Re:My solution by diggem · · Score: 1

      Some places will not accept a card not signed on the back. I've had problems with that before. I can't remember where though as I don't shop there anymore.

    6. Re:My solution by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

      I can see how this is valuable in the case of lost cards that are found by some enterprising soul, but isn't the majority of credit card fraud comitted through phone/internet these days? And considering that you are normally liable for about $0 these days (depending on your issuer), isn't this just too much hassle for the return?

    7. Re:My solution by hey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your "solution" is stupid.
      You can't change the system. The signature area is for signatures. You are going to have tons of trouble with your silly "solution". Why not write "the user has a mole above his lip" or some other idenitifing mark? Why not because its for signatures and clerks are going to play your game.

    8. Re:My solution by ntshma · · Score: 0

      I also have tried writing SEE ID in the signature block, but without a signature and that worked more often than not until one day a cashier told me "Your card is not valid unless signed". I looked on the back and found this to be true, once I added my signature to the box my notation to SEE ID was ignored.

    9. Re:My solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you sign letters with "Please See ID"?

    10. Re:My solution by joel48 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect, at least at my local postoffice (University Station in Seattle), I paid for postage with a creditcard with a blank back just the other day.

    11. Re:My solution by prockcore · · Score: 1

      What is a signature? Is it not just a unique, identifying mark? Could not "Please See ID" be just as good of a signature as "John Doe"?

      Yeah, but you'd better hope you've got "Please See ID" written on your drivers license.

    12. Re:My solution by geekoid · · Score: 1

      technically, any 'mark' can be a signature. so 'X' is a valid signature.

      However, to cover their bases most people will require a second verification if the signator can't write. the second will sign as well.

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    13. Re:My solution by pla · · Score: 1

      Do you sign letters with "Please See ID"?

      Do you sign your credit cards in 12pt Arial?

      And yes, a "signature" can consist of just about anything you want. The classic "X" on the dotted line once counted as perfectly valid for illiterate people. More than 150 years ago, most literate people had rather ornate signatures, more like little works of art than writing one's name in cursive (and often didn't even include a name).

    14. Re:My solution by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >I tried writing "SEE IDENTIFICATION" in large
      >letters with a black Sharpie.

      You don't realize the stupidity you're dealing with.

      They then look at your signature on the receipt, which looks nothing like (literally) "SEE IDENTIFICATION", and refuse to accept it...

      I had a customer who was completely illiterate and signed checks with an "X". Bank once returned a check because the X's didn't match.

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    15. Re:My solution by JasontheMason · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Please See ID" is just about as good as "John Doe". That is to say, very unique.

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    16. Re:My solution by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 1

      haha
      how about "ask to see user's tattoo" ;)

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  23. nothing to see by jcraveiro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    /.'ed ...

    1. Re:nothing to see by Cronky · · Score: 1

      So it would seem! Bummer I want to read that. Maybe it's time to get that Slashdot subscription?

  24. do CID by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    see ID. It is a bit better (not much, but some). The downfall, is that on the east coast (NYC, Washington, Maryland, etc) and Texas they do not bother to check anything (CC, or even when looking at CID, they ignore it; lazy, lazy ppl). In California, Colorado, Illinois, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico I was checked by everyone.

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  25. Signatures... by argent · · Score: 1

    I tend to sign with my name *and* the name of the store and the date. I've only had a couple of cashiers even comment on it, ever.

    1. Re:Signatures... by BrK · · Score: 1

      Curious.

      Why? Is this just a novelty thing, or is their a perceived layer of additional security provided by doing this?

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    2. Re:Signatures... by argent · · Score: 1

      Mostly it's for the digitized signatures, but the paper signatures are scanned and digitized as well.

      My logic is that if someone ganks a file of signatures off a poorly secured server somewhere, they'll see mine's tagged and figure that I'm an anal-retentive asshole and go rip off someone else instead.

    3. Re:Signatures... by BrK · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see.

      Thanks for explaining that.

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  26. You can use anything as your signature... by jgarland79 · · Score: 1

    You can use anything you want as your signature as long as you can say "Yes, I wrote that." and be able to reproduce it.

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  27. One easy approach by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 1

    Instead of signing the back of my card, I simply wrote "Please Check ID." Even then, I find that only about 50% of clerks bother to look at the back of the card and ask for ID.

    1. Re:One easy approach by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      I use "please check I.D." as well. My experience is that the frequency they actually asked me (and cross-check) went way up when I added the "please" in front. (Previously I was using "check I.D.") I have wondered whether seeing "please" reassures some young-ish sales person that I would very much like to be asked (as opposed to making them feel they need to presume upon me to ask since their boss told them to) ... or whether there is some other unrelated factor at play.

  28. More people will read this than my signature... by kmartshopper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't tell people how many times I've written everything from swears to promises of money if people read my signature when I sign and haven't had a single person say anything to me. This problem is significantly greater when I sign electronic pads at businesses after swiping my card. They don't even ask to see the card.

    And credit card companies complain about rampant theft and people filing bankrupcy... yet the security on these cards is ridiculous. They promise to pay ALL debt incurred due to a stolen card, yet they give out miniature sized cards to put ON YOUR KEYCHAIN and no one gives half a shit about what you sign when you swipe the damn thing. The whole system is a joke.

  29. make vendors responsible for fraud.... by scharkalvin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I were running the credit card companies, I would hold the vendors responsible for any loss due to fraud that was a result of their NOT checking signatures and ID's.
    THAT would put a stop to that.

    1. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha ha. Dude, they are already responsible for all fraud, no matter what the circumstances. Which is why you, as the man in charge of the credit card companies, wouldn't give a damn about fraud.

    2. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      They probably do. Credit card companies love screwing vendors, they do whatever the can to ensure they don't lose money.

      In ecommerce sales where no signature is collected the vendor always loses out. They won't even discuss the matter. Even if the company can prove that one individual was responsible for tens of thousands of dollars in theft via ecommerce neither the feds nor the cc companies involve themselves. The vendor loses, the cc company doesn't lose anything and life goes on.

      I assume they're just as dastardly to meatspace vendors. Perhaps it's only possible on higher priced purchases. I'd be amazed if they didn't try to lay the loss on the merchant.

    3. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by dmarx · · Score: 1

      I think vendors are already responsible for all chargeback, including ones due to fraud.

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    4. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by nolen · · Score: 1

      Vendors are so responsible. That's why online retailers check that your address matches what's on the credit card when they send out an expensive order, etc. Here in LA, almost every retailer asks for ID when you use a credit card; restaurants are the exception. They don't want to get stuck. In the midwest, where I'm from, I never even got the signature checked, much less ID.

    5. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you have a major problem there. You see, the vendors are as much a customer of the credit card companies as the cardholders. A vendor is usually charged around a 3% commission for all credit card transaction that are made. That's why you see ads for Visa/Mastercard debit cards. Holding the vendors is probably the worst thing you can do.

      1. You're alienating half of your clients.
      2. As a vendor (running a cellphone store in a major mall), there are a million and three different problems to encounter. Say, for example, you come to buy a phone, but your brother pays for it. Our general policy is that if the purchase is over $30, we check ID. At the same time, most purchases over $30 are phone purchases, so we have a copy of the ID anyway. Purchases under $30 we use the signature comparison. If it says See ID, we see ID. Not that it's really effective or anything, since one can get a fake ID pretty easily. It's just to give the identity theft paranoia people some peace of mind. We have apparantly taken stolen credit cards before, but the IDs matched and the signatures matched. So, what are we, as the vendor, supposed to do beyond that? Should we take a blood sample? Maybe some bionics? DNA test? I mean that's just rediculous. If you want to be secure, be prepared to show ID. If you want convenience, use debit and your security is your PIN.

    6. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by gcatullus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Vendors already are TOTALLY responsible for fraud. But the kicker is that even if the signature does match - there is no gaurantee of payment to the merchant. The customer has only to say that the signature isn't theirs and they don't pay, the credit card company doesn't care, they made money off the transaction from the merchant, then they also take the full purchase price back from the merchant.

    7. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wouldn't. There's a certain amount of loss due to fraud (a small percentage) and a certain amount of loss due to the hassle of checking (also a small percentage), as measured in customer satisfaction and employee productivity.

      That makes the optimal amount of fraud a small number greater than 0. That's why, under $20.00, they don't care.

    8. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Apperently if you did run Visa or Mastercard you would already know that all fruad to sent back to the merchant in the form of a chargeback. This chargeback process usually takes 90 days to complete for the merchant to dispute. If the merchant can prove that the customer recived the goods or service then the chargeback is dropped and the customer is left with the bill (IE son or daughter stole daddy's credit card the customer would have to file charges against them).

      The reason why merchants like starbucks and whatnot do not require you to sign if the order is under 20 dollars is because it would cost more to dispute the chargeback with a valid signature than it is to just give the person their $6 coffee back.

      A quick google search found this site that is very informitive. http://www.sitepoint.com/article/chargeback-challe nge

    9. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by MarketMonkey · · Score: 1

      An issue with that is that it's not all the same company. Card Issuers (Banks/AMEX/Discover) are not always the same companiess that are putting the point-of-sale boxes in the stores, known as Merchant Processors (First Data/ADP/National Processing).

      So if there is fraud...and there always is...is it the fault of the merchant processor, the card issuer, the merchant, the card holder, or the criminal? You decide. Right now, the costs of fraud are pretty much absorbed by the card issuer and merchant processor. (though down stream it translates to higher fees paid by the merchant).

    10. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      If I were running the credit card companies, I would hold the vendors responsible for any loss due to fraud that was a result of their NOT checking signatures and ID's.
      THAT would put a stop to that.


      Or maybe put a stop to that credit card company, if another one runs the numbers and determines that it's cheaper to pay for uncaught fraud than require retailers to check signatures.

    11. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by jthayden · · Score: 1

      That isn't true, I used to take credit cards. The vendor gets an authorization code that gaurentees payment from the credit card company. As a vendor, once you get that code, you don't need to do anything else in order to get paid. You are supposed to keep their signatures on file for about 3 months, but this is only so that if the consumer contests the charge, the credit card company can challenge them or not. Granted, it may be different now, or with different credit card companies, but once I had the code, it was better than cash.

    12. Re:make vendors responsible for fraud.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Not if the vendor both collects _and_ verifies the signature against the one on the back of the card.

  30. Retail workers by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

    I managed a record store for many years in the 90's. Retail clerks just don't care if a card is stolen or not. OK, some of them do, but the vast majority are getting paid too little and are too busy to really put that much effort into it.

    A teenager making 5.15 an hour and being tasked with not only greeting an assisting every single person who walks through the door (whether they want help or not) but also straightening, restocking, sweeping, cleaning the windows, cleaning the bathroom, and a host of other menial tasks is hardly going to take the time to scrutinize the signature on every credit card they handle.

    Aside from that, retail clerks are hardly expected to by handwriting experts...

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    1. Re:Retail workers by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Don't a lot of the credit card companies give out rewards if retail staff retain a stolen card? I know they do in the UK, anyway - £50 for every card.

    2. Re:Retail workers by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      They did back then ($50 for Visa/MC, $100 for Amex/Disc. Or vice versa) and I assume they still do. But for the retail worker, the hassle of checking every single sig and the added bitching of customers when the slip doesn't match the card and they have to show their ID isn't worth the handful of times they might get a reward.

      That's not true of all clerks, but I only had one who was vigilant about checking. She caught about 2 a month. What I always found most astounding was the people who wrote "check ID" in the signature place and then got MAD when you asked to check their ID...

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  31. See ID by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The safest thing to write is 'See ID'.

    Well, it's safe because it forces them to check the ID of the card's user, and it's funny because you can really tell if they care or not, since maybe people check it 1/10 of the time.

    Of course, someone could still buy gas, order online/over phone with it., etc.

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    1. Re:SEE ID by BrK · · Score: 1

      I understand your logic, but why do you care so much? I usually get more upset when some clerk wants to check my signature for a low-value (= $250) purchase.

      *I* am not liable for fraudulent charges if my card is stolen. I don't care if the merchant checks my sig or not, it's all the same to me.

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    2. Re:See ID by BrK · · Score: 1

      I've noticed a few places (the US Post Office, for one) that way in big letters they won't accept cards that say "See ID".

      If you think about how easy it is to forge an ID, this is even LESS secure. If I got ahold of your physical card, I could then easily get an ID made with *MY* pic, and my version of your signature.

      The clerk would accept YOUR card from me, look at this fake ID, and see the sig I just dropped on the paper receipt matches the one on the fake ID perfectly.

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    3. Re:See ID by bwindle2 · · Score: 1

      My debit card has 'See ID' writen in large, block letters with a sharpie. I get asked for my driver's license about one in every 75 transactions.

    4. Re:See ID by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1
      I've seen this suggestion several times now, and it raises a question...

      If someone has stolen a CC that says "see ID" and can produce a forged ID with their picture and a name that matches the card, isn't this actually LESS secure than putting a signature on the card?

      This makes credit card fraud as easy as getting into a bar under-age.

      Am I missing something obvious that makes "See ID" a better choice?

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    5. Re:See ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great - except for the fact that credit card companies specifically tell you NOT to do this, since theoretically, someone could fraudulently sign your card, and away they go.

    6. Re:See ID by shredswithpiks · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the cashier is actually looking at the name on the card, the name on the ID, and your face. I worked in retail for a small time, and when I got a "See ID" card I would barely take the time out to match everything up (shamefully...).

    7. Re:SEE ID by rudedog · · Score: 1

      See, when push comes to shove, your security is really your own problem

      Except that with a credit card, your security is already ensured. As long as you're timely about reporting stolen cards and disputing unknown charges, your liability is only $50. The rest of the liability belongs to the merchant that charged your card. If they choose not to look at your ID, that's their problem, not yours, and complaining to the manager just makes you look like a twit.

    8. Re:SEE ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TWIT!

    9. Re:See ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presenting a fake ID to the Post Office is a much more serious crime than credit card fraud.

    10. Re:See ID by m50d · · Score: 1

      An ID is harder to forge than a signature. No it's not impossible, but you can teach yourself to write a signature that matches the one on the card faster and cheaper than getting a fake ID.

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    11. Re:See ID by prockcore · · Score: 1

      An ID is harder to forge than a signature.

      Nonsense. I can print my photo out on an ink jet with "Bob's Bargain Bin Employee #333" on it and laminate it and it's an ID.

    12. Re:See ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you still have to sign the forged ID.

      But since forging a signiture simply requires a copy of the signature and good penmenship, it's still easier.

    13. Re:See ID by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      They won't accept cards that only say 'See ID", apparently in the mistaken concept that can't be your signature.

      Nothing is stopping you from writing 'See ID' and signing it.

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    14. Re:See ID by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well while technically that's true their are two big exceptions...

      1) 'See ID', 'Check ID', 'CID', etc can sometimes get your card dismissed for nor being signed in the first place or if they feel more like annoying you they can say 'CID' is your signature and that anything else you wrote doesn't match up to your 'signature'...

      2) The person taking your card has to care. Where I work, normally it's almost pointless to bother asking for your ID... Half the time jackasses write 'CID' et all on their card and then complain when I ask them for ID! The other half of the time no one bothers to bring their damn ID, which is awfully funny in an area like mine where you can't get to the other side of town without driving a car to get their and your required by law to have your ID on you at all times when driving. Though the funniest thing about that one is that it is the persons card they aren't trying to commit fraud their just idiots...

      It's gotten to the point after 5 years of this crap I just don't bother if they didn't bother writing something as an actual signature unless they are acting strangely (yeah I know strangely isn't exactly a hard definateion or anything, but after 5 years you normally can tell the strange ones from the 'normal' ones). Frankly the company understands that is normally the case and in fact rely on it, they call it 'code 10' and it works across all forms of payment other than cash... Of course all it really does is flags the banks that this transaction needs special attention, but that's all most banks really care about anyways...

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    15. Re:See ID by m50d · · Score: 1

      No it isn't, that looks like an obvious forgery and won't be accepted.

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  32. It wipes off too easily by British · · Score: 1

    Try as you might, but the litle area you put your signature on the back of the card doesn't last a month. It wipes off all too easily in your warm wallet after time. The friction of slipping it out against another card hurts it worse.

    Why don't more credit card companies just put a picture on it? It won't work for certain transactions(gas pumps, mail order, etc), but if it attempts to be physically used(ie cashier has to pick it up & use it) at least that'll foil the would-be idenity thief. I know one company does the picture id thing.

    Or would privacy advocates be up in arms?

    1. Re:It wipes off too easily by dr+bacardi · · Score: 1

      I use a Sharpie to sign mine. It lasts for at least a year.

    2. Re:It wipes off too easily by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      Here in norway, practically all CCs have picture ID on them. It is funny to shop in e.g. Spain, where everybody automatically gives ther EU ID along with the credit card. I always give just the CC, and they look at me like I am retarded. Then they ask for ID and I tell them to 'flip the card over' (To the signature side, where they really should have a look anyway) and lo anf behold. A cute little picture of me along with a laser-engraved signature, hologram, ID verification code, CCV, name ans account #. They gett baffled.

      Once, while my GF was shopping for shoes, I gave the woman behind the counter my CC. She asked for ID, I told her to flip it over. She did, and still asked for ID... ...but since these cards are valid ID alnog with drivers license and passport in Norway, I didn't have any on me. It was a 500 purchase and I didn't have enough cash. Furthermore, she absolutely refused to contact her boss, so I just stepped around her and grabbed hold of the boss. She instantly understood that this was a valid ID and yelled at the clerk to get some clue...

  33. My Father's Method by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Instead of signing the back of his credit cards, my dad writes "Ask for photo ID". If they don't, he asks them calmly if the signatures match. If the cashier says yes, he asks to talk to their supervisor. He doesn't make a big fuss out of it most of the time, and tends to joke around with the cashiers more than make them feel bad, but it gets his point across. He also praises those cashiers that do actually ask for photo ID.

    I like it because it has the net effect of making cashiers more likely to check ALL signatures, not just his.

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    1. Re:My Father's Method by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

      That's almost exactly what I always do. I never sign the back of the card. I take a Sharpie and write SEE PHOTO ID on the back.

      I'd say only about 1 in 10 cashiers actually ask for my photo ID. About 3 in 10 turn the card over while waiting for the receipt to print, see something that's obviously not a signature, and hand back the card without looking at my signature or ID. The other 7 just don't care, because we all know that checking my ID will take up 5 seconds of their precious time.

      It pisses me off to no end when they don't bother doing their jobs. Is it easier to go through the hoops of fraudulent purchases rather than check the signature and/or ID?

    2. Re:My Father's Method by Caeda · · Score: 2, Informative

      So basically your father makes an ass of himself whenever people don't check signatures?

      Nice, real nice.

      Considering you can take the credit card home and wipe the signature off with some water or weak cleaner. Even if it's permanent marker. It's a waste of time for anyone to check the signature to begin with. I stopped signing my cards years ago. It rubbs off the back every 4-6 months anyway. Cashiers that notice always agree it'll just rub off so why bother. It's like they made the perfect perpetually erasable surface on those things...

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    3. Re:My Father's Method by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      That's interesting since my father has always been a strong Democratic supporter and is a labor union member. I know... don't feed the trolls.

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    4. Re:My Father's Method by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually no, I made the point that he doesn't make a big deal of it. He never asks for a supervisor if there's any type of line, and is actually very kind about it. Sometimes he'll just say "check again" and immediately provide his driver's license. It comes across as more of a learning experience for the clerk.

      Based on your response, I'm sure you also set all your passwords to "password" since any password can be cracked anyway, right? Leave your doors unlocked too? The point isn't that it makes it 100% secure and trustworthy... it's that any amount of increase security is a good thing.

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    5. Re:My Father's Method by technothrasher · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Instead of signing the back of his credit cards, my dad writes "Ask for photo ID". If they don't, he asks them calmly if the signatures match. If the cashier says yes, he asks to talk to their supervisor.

      Being on the other side of that, it seems some customers like to play a retarded "I'm better than you" game with it. Often, they'll hand me their credit card and then about 1/2 second later say, "You didn't ask for my ID! Didn't you look at the back of the card? What's this world coming to!" This is invariably before I've even had a chance to turn the card over.

      Since I'm not just a lowly paid cashier, but actually own the store, I can guarantee you I check people's signatures and ask for ID. I don't want to get stuck with a chargeback!

    6. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, but most of us don't have that kind of friggin' time to waste.

    7. Re:My Father's Method by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 1

      While this method may make you feel all warm and fuzzy knowing that your credit is secure, it's actually against the Visa merchant agreement for stores to ask for an ID.
      A hardware store in my area made a point to require ID with every credit card purchase. It wasn't long before Visa was threatening to pull their card out of that store for breach of contract.

      Another note: the signature is _not_ for verifying that you are you, but rather to let the merchant know that you have agreed to the terms of your credit contract. If they accept an unsigned card that is used fraudulently, they are responsible for 100% of the cost.

    8. Re:My Father's Method by hankwang · · Score: 1
      Considering you can take the credit card home and wipe the signature off with some water or weak cleaner.

      Have you ever tried that? I tried it with an expired card. That little pad you write the signature on magically desintegrates when rubbed with any solvent that might dissolve ink.

    9. Re:My Father's Method by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      Wow its amazing how many people have posted on Slashdot (and none of them marked redundant) that they write "see id" on their signature block. If your credit card is not signed with your SIGNATURE then it is NOT VALID.

      Although many retailers (mistakenly) accept cards with "See ID", they aren't suppose to.

    10. Re:My Father's Method by Brobat+Synch · · Score: 1

      "SEE PHOTO ID"

      What about a photo on the card? Hard to forge a face...
      ...unless you have a nasty twin I suppose...

    11. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It pisses me off to no end when they don't bother doing their jobs.

      You are not the one that defines their job. They are following their duties as instructed by management. Writing "ASK FOR ID" doesn't add it to their job duties or to the contract you have with the CreditCardCo, or the contract the merchant has with the CreditCardCo.

      If you don't like it, take it up with CreditCardCo. They make the rules.

    12. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I'm not just a lowly paid cashier, but actually own the store, I can guarantee you I check people's signatures and ask for ID. I don't want to get stuck with a chargeback!

      If you swipe the card and the cash register gets the transaction authorized by the bank, you won't get a chargeback, ever.

      Or that's how it was in the last 2 stores I worked at.

    13. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your credit card is not signed with your SIGNATURE then it is NOT VALID.

      True.

      Although many retailers (mistakenly) accept cards with "See ID", they aren't suppose to.

      Not true. In a free country, you can choose your signature, even a ridiculous one like "See ID".

    14. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it has the net effect of making cashiers think your dad is a busybody asshole. Tell him to knock it off.



      I follow store policy on the use of credit cards, not your dad's stupid delusions. Store policy does not require that we check ID on CC transactions unless we suspect fraud.



      It doesn't make a fucking bit of difference to me. I get paid the same hourly wage either way.



    15. Re:My Father's Method by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      That pad disintegrates with most anything like say sliding out of your wallet.

      Technically, retailers are not suspose to accept a card that is not signed. I used to get annoyed with all the pricks that put see i.d. on the backs of thier card and not sign it. You should have seen thier faces when I refused to accept thier card because it did not have a signature.

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    16. Re:My Father's Method by technothrasher · · Score: 1
      If you swipe the card and the cash register gets the transaction authorized by the bank, you won't get a chargeback, ever.
      Or that's how it was in the last 2 stores I worked at.

      Well, unfortunately that's just not so. You'll hear a lot of things about how credit cards 'work' from a lot of people. Most of it is false.

      Directly from my merchant agreement (other agreements will have similar wording): An authorization is not a guarantee against immunity from chargebacks or assurance of payment. Authorization merely signifies that at the time it is obtained, the credit card has not been reported as lost or stolen to the card issuing bank and that there is sufficient account credit to accommodate the sale, absent chargeback privileges. The merchant and/or guarantor(s) remain financially responsible for all resulting chargebacks on transactions processed and for pursuing claims against its Cardholder customers.

    17. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it easier to go through the hoops of fraudulent purchases rather than check the signature and/or ID?

      Yes.

    18. Re:My Father's Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter, that would still annoy the crap out of me as a manager. You're being a dick. I understand that you have a valid point, but you're still being a dick. Every store manager **knows** that especially during the busy part of a cycle on a normal or busy day that associates will often fail to check ID. Even if they do check ID, the odds of catching an anything other than truly obvious forgery are somewhere between slim to null. But, you must understand that the ones who lose in credit card fraud are usually stores.

  34. Not useless - a "feature" by dsginter · · Score: 3, Informative

    The credit card companies actually advertise this as a feature. Hasn't anyone seen the "Visa Check Card" commercials?

    "Thanks, but I'll have to see some ID."

    That's their sole "feature" - that credit cards are less secure than checks. And the percentage that they siphon from the credit card / direct check transaction goes to cover any fraud.

    So I fail to see how this is an issue. If someone uses my card fruadulently, then I get reimbursed. That is a lot easier than fooling around with checks from a consumer standpoint. From a business standpoint, it is a ripoff because the cost of credit card / direct check transactions *could* be lower.

    In the end, the banks don't even make an effort to catch small scale fraudsters. At one point, I helped a friend do just that but we were displeased to find that the bank and police did not care when we showed them our findings.

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    1. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep -- had the same experience. A reservation agent was grabbing CC numbers (including mine) and using them. Bank, retailer, police -- none cared or would do anything about it.

    2. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by pg110404 · · Score: 1
      So I fail to see how this is an issue. If someone uses my card fruadulently, then I get reimbursed
      My boss will tell you a different story. Just because the card holder gets their money back, does not necessarily mean the bank eats the cost. My boss stopped taking credit cards because he had too many people commiting fraud and then he got stuck with the chargebacks bacause the banks did not want to be stuck with the bill.

      In the end, you will have to pay for someone else comming fraud on your card either by stores not taking credit card or higher prices to cover against fraud.
    3. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats when you start taking down down names, and go to your state's attourney general, then finally the newspaper.

    4. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      My wife had a similar experience:

      Her card number was stolen, and someone used it to buy gas and then ordered a pizza with it... She checked - yes, the gas station had running video of every license plate that gets gas, and the pizza was DELIVERED! Yes, someone used a stolen credit card to get a pizza delivered!

      Anyway, none of this mattered, because neither the credit card company nor the police even accepted the information that my wife had collected.

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    5. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by Jononon · · Score: 1

      Five years ago you could tell the credit card provider that you'd been defrauded, they'd refund you and then chargeback the company that drew the payment. Now, with the rise in online fraud, they try a lot harder to determine exactly what happened and if you fail to comply to the letter with the fraud investigator's requests the chances of a refund are minimal.

    6. Re:Not useless - a "feature" by mdwebster · · Score: 1

      Of course not, if they had taken the info they might have been legally obligated to get off their asses and do something about it. By refusing it they have plausible deniability.

      Mmmmmmm.... plausible deniability ....

  35. uselesss? by dmf415 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of useless, I was at the grocery store the other day and a guy failed at entering his pin code for his atm card a bunch of times. After that, the customer asked what time they closed and left, LOL

  36. useless by same_old_story · · Score: 1
    the actual question is why do they still ask for signatures at all?

    if signatures were actually needed you wouldn't be able to use your credit card to buy through the telephone or do any online shopping.

    1. Re:useless by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The rules of what contract law considers a signature vary depending on the context. Laws have been amended to allow for oral authorization over the phone or digital signatures online.

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    2. Re:useless by geekoid · · Score: 1

      in the US, oral contracts have always been binding, just to damn hard to prove.
      Paper contracts exist because some people won't keep their word.

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  37. Who cares about signatures by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    Every place I go to to buy something just asks for my id anyways. Best buy and stores like that are the worst. $19 dvd, need to see another id...What???

    Its 19 freaking dollars! I could see if it were a 4k tv but a stupid $19 dvd? Whats the point of a signature anymore if no one bothers to care that its there or not, they just want to see a picture id and match the pic on the id to the person standing in front of them.

    Get rid of signatures and just make all credit cards have photo's embedded in them. When you swipe it displays a small photo of you on the screen. There's your sig right there.

  38. obnoxious by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    this article went from funny to rather obnoxious quite quickly. And you wonder why geeks cant get laid.

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    1. Re:obnoxious by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      Well I laughed til I cried. I am in a university library but couldn't help it. The guy sitting next to me got so fed up with my chuckles he has just left.

      That just leaves the "getting laid" part. Anybody want to shag a SlashDot user who is easily entertained?

  39. Signature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The agreement you are making in signing the line is governed by contract law. All that is necessary is some indication you have agreed (and of course you have to understand what you are agreeing to but that's not relevant here). A simple x or even less can do it. Remember how the early settlers in the Americas took land from the native peoples. The native people in general did not write in the language of the settlers, so an X sufficed as a signature (or sign that an agreement had been made). Now if this guy had been using someone else's card without permission this would be news. Well, actually it is news because most people do not have even a basic understanding of contracts (in the U.S.). It is a failure of the compulsory schools and a means to the extraction of (the little) money from the have-not's into the hands of the have's.

  40. Impossible to Forge! by popo · · Score: 4, Funny


    I've come up with the ultimate 'Impossible to Forge' signature:

    I DO IT DIFFERENTLY EVERY TIME!

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    1. Re:Impossible to Forge! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      But do you do it, in an unpredictable, cryptographically-random way, every time? It would suck if I analyzed your past signatures and was able to predict your next one. ;-)

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  41. Slashdotted by Random832 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If slashdot isn't going to support mirroring, they should at least link all the pages of the article so that mirrordot will retrieve them.

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  42. Not only by incuso · · Score: 1

    Here in Italy, not only it is very difficult that someone get a glance to your signature but also nearly no-one asks for an ID. M.

  43. Not as bad as you think by bigberk · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sure, it's probably too easy to use someone else's credit card without their permission. But remember that the transactions are not settled until long after the swipe (say, a month). Credit cards, evil as they are with their obscene interest rates, do offer substantial protection for consumers and in case of fraud you have recourse without having to pay a cent.

    For example, if someone else purchases something with your card (fraud) you can call up your credit card company and indicate that you did not conduct this transaction, and that the merchant does not have your signature on file. They will check and see, indeed, the signature is not available.

    Another example (a bit off topic but still interesting) is when the Canadian discount airline, Jetsgo, suddenly went bankrupt. They were even selling tickets to passengers the day before they shut down operations. AFAIK, people who bought their plane tickets by credit card had their transactions cancelled because they were not / could not be provided the product or service they paid for. There was no legitimate sale.

    1. Re:Not as bad as you think by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 2, Informative

      An important distinction to make is that debit cards don't offer the protections that credit cards do. If someone makes a fradulent purchase with your debit card (using it as a "Visa" card), you don't get the opportunity to dispute it.

      See here for more info.

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    2. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost right about Jetsgo...

      My folks were plannig a trip out to Nova Scotia and got a great deal through Jetsgo (of course, it's now apparent that Jetsgo had no intention of fullfilling their service.). Anyways, in order to charge back their flights they had to wait 3-4 weeks *after* they're departure date. The reason behind this being...technically they could still receive the services they paid for, while it's *highly* unlikely that they will, Jetsgo may find a way to honor their aggreements with their customers.

    3. Re:Not as bad as you think by LordEd · · Score: 1

      I use my credit card to avoid bank fees. I have a basic no-fees card that I always leave a 0 balance on. I avoid bank transaction fees by making multiple purchases on the card, and then use one bank transaction to pay for my multiple transactions.

    4. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lie Clark Howard has been spewing for years. See:

      http://usa.visa.com/personal/security/zero_liabili ty.html?it=il%7C/personal/cards/debit/visa_check_c ards_faq.html%7CZero%20Liability

      The Zero Liability policy covers all Visa credit and debit card transactions processed over the Visa networkonline or off.

    5. Re:Not as bad as you think by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I believe some financial institutions give you this protection on their own.

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    6. Re:Not as bad as you think by cot · · Score: 1

      That guy claims you have no chargeback rights with a "debit card" (I've always heard them referred to as check cards when used as a credit card, and only debit cards when used as an ATM card, but he seems to have his own convention)

      This claim goes against everything I've ever heard, though admittedly I've only heard it from check card issuing companies.

      So is this guy a crank, or is there some big conspiracy and the banks are all lying to us? Without further info, I know which one I'm assuming is correct.

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    7. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked telephone customer sales and support at Norm Thompson Outfitters during the Christmas season for two years. I got to see how the various credit card systems work, and it's kind of interesting. They all go through a single clearing-house agency, although I believe there are three or four of these agencies. The clearing house is responsible for managing the transaction details, ensuring that the rules of the transaction are followed, and delivering the information to the credit card corporation AND to the bank which holds the account.

      So, the way it works is, when you submit your card and the purchase is approved, there is a 'reservation' of the amount of your purchase made against the card balance. No money has actually moved at that point. Once the goods or services are delivered, the debit against the balance is enacted, and that's usually screamingly fast, a matter of a few minutes to a day or so (if there are weekends or holidays involved, and the reservation ensures there will be enough money available from the account at that point.)

      In the event that there is a fraud marker on the card, transactions will be rejected, and since a fraud code comes back, the sales person will follow whatever training they were given on how to handle that situation. (At Normies we would bounce them to a customer service supervisor, or simply tell them that the card did not go through and ask for a different one, and then flag the transaction with a potential fraud hold.)

      The interesting thing happens when you get a credit against merchandise returned. THEN, the banks are required to complete the refund within 2 weeks, and many of them take that long. Again, Visa or Amex could perform the transaction with blinding speed, but they don't.

    8. Re:Not as bad as you think by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      As a former MasterCard employee I can tell you this is not at all true for MasterCard debit cards. The MC debit cards are simply other products (as they call them) all with the same minimum fraud guarantees. Other products may offer more protection, but the basic credit card fraud rules still apply. Banks can offer additional protection on top of that if they choose.

      From the customer's perspective MC debit cards are supposed to provide 2 major benefits: use them anywhere MC credit cards are accepted (i.e. transactions go through the same network) and fraud protection.

    9. Re:Not as bad as you think by gleffler · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get the idea that transactions don't settle until the month after a swipe, but at the grocery store I work at, all of our electronic transactions are settled and we're paid for them at about 10:45p.m. every night. We sure as hell don't have a month's worth of float for all of our credit card purchases.

    10. Re:Not as bad as you think by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong. You have the same fraud protection from Visa as you do from any other Visa CC. The difference is that Visa is not legally obligated to provide this, other than thier contract with you and the bank.

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    11. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada the system works like this:

      Debit cards are linked directly to your bank. They can be used at the ATM to access all of your accounts with that bank. They are also used at the point of sale and the money comes out of your checking account within seconds of you typing in your pin number. I believe that is called the interac system.

      When a credit card is used for a purchase the transaction is sent to the credit card company electronically right away, and then the paper copy is sent in later. You receive a bill once a month for all the previous months transactions.

    12. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The credit card company buffers the cash flow between buyer and merchant. The buyer has no obligation to pay any cash (no interest, nothing borrowed) until they receive their statement. Credit cards really are free money for a consumer -- for that month or so.

    13. Re:Not as bad as you think by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      They're not legally obligated to provide fraud protection for credit, either. Problem with credit is that it's THEIR money, not yours. If you say you didn't buy something, then it's their money that disappeared. Which they thrust back on the merchants.

    14. Re:Not as bad as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not true. The only difference between a Visa debit card and a Visa credit card is that with the debit card your liability is limited by the Visanet agreement which is the agreement than your bank signs with Visa rather than by federal law. It is possible Mastercard has similar requirements in their contracts with banks that issue Mastercard debit cards nowadays.

    15. Re:Not as bad as you think by srvivn21 · · Score: 1
      An important distinction to make is that debit cards don't offer the protections that credit cards do. If someone makes a fradulent purchase with your debit card (using it as a "Visa" card), you don't get the opportunity to dispute it.


      This is incorrect. From http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/credit/atmcard .htm:

      ATM or Debit Card Loss or Fraudulent Transfers (EFTA). Your liability under federal law for unauthorized use of your ATM or debit card depends on how quickly you report the loss. If you report an ATM or debit card missing before it's used without your permission, the EFTA says the card issuer cannot hold you responsible for any unauthorized transfers. If unauthorized use occurs before you report it, your liability under federal law depends on how quickly you report the loss.

      For example, if you report the loss within two business days after you realize your card is missing, you will not be responsible for more than $50 for unauthorized use. However, if you don't report the loss within two business days after you discover the loss, you could lose up to $500 because of an unauthorized transfer. You also risk unlimited loss if you fail to report an unauthorized transfer within 60 days after your bank statement containing unauthorized use is mailed to you. That means you could lose all the money in your bank account and the unused portion of your line of credit established for overdrafts. However, for unauthorized transfers involving only your debit card number (not the loss of the card), you are liable only for transfers that occur after 60 days following the mailing of your bank statement containing the unauthorized use and before you report the loss.
  44. Not True by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

    In the UK they do look at the back of the card, but they let almost anything pass, including some signatures that look nothing like the one on the card.

    Cashiers don't care as they are paid crap money to doa tedious job and it's unlikely they will be sacked over a fraudulant card transaction unless it's a big one.

    1. Re:Not True by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the UK Tesco's used to pay the £50 bounty for finding stolen cards to the cashier. They had the highest recovery rate going.

      Then the management decided to keep the money and they have dropped back to being like everyone else.

    2. Re:Not True by dotcher · · Score: 1

      Jacksons (now part of Sainsbury's) pay the bounty to the cashier - or at least they did around six months ago when I did my last stint of till-monkeying.

      Didn't make much difference to me - I always checked the signatures, and have refused purchases on those that don't match.

    3. Re:Not True by lga · · Score: 1

      I don't know why the employer even had the option to keep the money. While working at a mobile phone retailer I was instructed by the till to keep a card and to phone the bank on the number it gave me. The bank sent a 50 pound cheque to me personally, at my home address.

  45. Some people aren't required to check the signature by Doc+Ido · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this is true everywhere in the USA, but at many places I go now the cashiers are not required to check the credit card signature if the purchase is under $25.

  46. Walmart's policy by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was working at a Walmart last summer to help pay for college (should I be posting this as AC?), and they are pretty clear to the cashiers there to check ID if it is unsigned, and to verify the signature if it is signed. Being one of the largest corporations in America probably has something to do with their strictness on the issue. Although you do feel pretty bad when some old lady doesn't have another form of valid ID and an unsigned card....

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    1. Re:Walmart's policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I pay with a credit card at our local Walmart, they ask for ID. I wonder if their policy varies by region...

    2. Re:Walmart's policy by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 1

      That is interesting. I goto WalMart 3-4 times a week. Have never been asked for Id. Just swipe my card and stick it back into my wallet. It is one of those superwalmarts...don't know if that makes any difference.

    3. Re:Walmart's policy by roastedMnM · · Score: 1

      Yes the policy varies by region and by store. At the walmart I currently work at, we are not to ask to see ID if the POS computer doesn't ask us. On the other hand, the one I work at during the summer wants us (lowly cashiers) to check every time, even if we know the person... i.e. the manager of the store, anyone.

  47. Google Cache by killeena · · Score: 1, Informative
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  48. Not your problem. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    If the merchant doesn't check the signature, that's not your problem, seriously.

    The merchant is taking all the risk. If the cardholder rejects the payment as unauthorized, and they can't show a valid signature, the merchant will be out the money, not you.

  49. SEE ID by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    I wrote the above on my Credit Card.

    I get asked to see my ID about 2/3 of the time. If I don't get asked, I complain. If I'm spending over $100, and don't get asked, I frequently complain to a manager, too.

    See, when push comes to shove, your security is really your own problem, and if you don't take simple steps like above, you deserve what you get. (EG: NADA)

    If even 5% of everybody did what I suggest, this wouldn't be a problem...

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  50. Best Buy by LordBodak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Best Buy is the only place that has ever checked mine.

    The card is about 3 years old, the signature has worn off completely, and I can't resign it (so far no pen seems to write on the mangled signature panel). So they always check my ID.

    But what's the point anyway? I can go online and spend thousands of dollars with no verification, so what is the point of checking my ID in store?

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    1. Re:Best Buy by gehrehmee · · Score: 1

      Most cards have a security surface of some kind. Theoretically, if somebody steals your card, they can't just sand off your signature and re-sign it.

      The companies actually do go out of their way to make signature verification a pretty safe & secure process, or at least as secure as any handwriting comparison can be.

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    2. Re:Best Buy by LordBodak · · Score: 1

      They seem to have the "can't re-sign it" part figured out, but the "can't sand off" seems to be a bit flawed. I was quite disappointed when I discovered it had worn off.

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    3. Re:Best Buy by GodOfNothing · · Score: 1

      Sure you can go online and spend thousands on a credit card. But you would be hard pressed to do so and reap the rewards without leaving an obvious trail to yourself. And that's only if the shop allowed you to specify a shipping address separate from the billing address.

    4. Re:Best Buy by gehrehmee · · Score: 1
      LordBodak (561365): They seem to have the "can't re-sign it" part figured out, but the "can't sand off" seems to be a bit flawed. I was quite disappointed when I discovered it had worn off.
      gehrehmee (16338): they can't just sand off your signature and re-sign it.
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    5. Re:Best Buy by green1 · · Score: 1

      it's a good theory... but my signature has worn off the back of my visa card 4 times now, and I have re-signed it every time... I don't think this makes me feel too secure...

      on a side note, the only reason I have re-signed it was when a cashier has asked me to and asked for photo ID due to the unsigned card, so there are actually some that check...

      on an un-related note, it seems that the mag-stripe is starting to wear off too (I can see the white plastic behind it in a couple places and no store has been able to properly swipe it in months) so I guess it's time to get VISA to send me a new one... (maybe 4 years is too long a life expectancy for a card in my wallet?)

  51. Re:comment 12 million? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but J00 F41[ 1T!!!

  52. Only you should care by amanox · · Score: 1

    The signature is just to prove that it was you who bought the suff.. i'm guessing any writing of yourself can do, the signature is just "official" writing. Should you recieve the list of transactions you made , and one of them is not yours and the "signature" doesn't match yours, you're not paying. It's for your protection, not theirs.

  53. Upside Down by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

    I have all of my credit cards signed upside-down. I laugh my ass off everytime some clerk takes the card and the receipt, holds them together, and makes that "yup, they match" look on their face, when I know good and well that my signature rightside-up cannot possibily match my signature upside-down.

  54. regional differences? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

    this seems to be regional. some areas of the USA i won't get sig checked much, but it seems around in Minnesota (where I live) I do. I have "SEE ID" written on the back of mine, and a lot of places, maybe 70% seem to ask for my ID. Some places do so because they have a policy to look all the time (the grocery store i usually shop at), where some places look in response to my SEE ID. Some places don't look but in a way that seems justified- at the food co-cop I shop at they know me well enough, so I don't feel too insecure about it.

    But then again, I have had places that look at "SEE ID" and compare it with my craptastic signature, pretending to compare them. Which is plainly BS. But not too often.

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  55. My Story by iammrjvo · · Score: 2, Funny


    Okay, I'm sure that everyone has stories about how useless they are, but I'll share mine.

    A month or two ago, checking out in the grocery store line, I got a new clerk. When I swiped my card, the person training her told her to check the card. I was using my wife's card with her name on it and it wasn't even signed. The clerk proceeded to take the card, she examined the front carefully and then examined the back. Then she handed the card back with a smile as if to say, "Yep. It's a real credit card alright."

    Worthless.

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  56. Ever buy a house?? Your signature will get sloppy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When you go to closing look at the first time you sign your name vs. the 68th or what ever is required. If you signature is consistent my hat is off to your, mine (now I do have a very long last name) steadly degenerated.

  57. Google Cache.. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:0NXYo63xW3QJ: www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/

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    1. Re:Google Cache.. by coreymichaelbarr · · Score: 1

      Did you mean: cache:0NXYo63xW3QJ: www.zoog.com/pranks/credit_card/

      No, google, I most certainly did not!

      Now what do I do? I read the first page on Mirrordot and I can't go back to work until I read the rest!

    2. Re:Google Cache.. by Justin205 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Google Cache.. by ghee22 · · Score: 0
      --
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    4. Re:Google Cache.. by kevcol · · Score: 1

      The fly in the ointment to linking to google cache is that it still calls images from the original source. The images are really the punchline to the joke. I might as well just wait until this story drops off page one.. which I will have forgotten it by then. :-)

  58. Pictures by gregfortune · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, I find that cashiers will check my face against the picture on all my cards without fail. Perhaps it's just my face?

    1. Re:Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister's driver license was taken just after she shaved her head. Her hair has since grown back, but she still uses the driver license - I like to watch the double-takes when people are trying to compare her & the picture.

  59. Dysgraphia by dcbarker · · Score: 1

    I'm dysgraphic (a learning disability similar to, and often accompanied by dyslexia). This means that my signature changes pretty much every time I put pen to paper. Now I just make a little scribble - unique every time. No-one has cared for the past 6 or 7 years. No-one except one grocery store who refused to put through two £5 purchases within the same month as the sig didn't match. When I presented ID I was told I could have just mugged some poor guy and put my photo on his student card (despite the photo being printed directly on the plastic!). Had a massive arguement with the manager (both times) and finally got the transaction authorised once I threatened to complain to HQ about their mistreatment of disabled shoppers. Some banks in the UK put customers photo's on the back of the card instead of a signature strip - mine doesnt. Dysgraphics are not considered at all by UK banks and services.. Signatures on card's are completely pointless. David

  60. Retail management perspective by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Informative

    I work twice a week at a large-chain record store. We've all be instructed, repeatedly, to check for the signatures. As a low-level manager there, I make damn sure the store associates are doing it.

    We won't take a card without a signature on it, or process a transaction for someone whose name doesn't appear on the card (including family). While we check to see if the signature matches, we generally WON'T generally call someone out on a signature that looks different, unless the purchase is unusually large. If we have a suspicion that someone is using a card fraudulently, we notify our managers, who then notify our corporate office and mall security.

    We're not in the business of accusing people without air-tight evidence, because it's bad customer service. Once the appropriate parties have been notified, we and others in our chain keep an eye out for the potential offender and look for more blatant signs of theft or theft of services.

    1. Re:Retail management perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've all be instructed, repeatedly, to check for the signatures.

      Well I guess you've not all been to school.

    2. Re:Retail management perspective by truesaer · · Score: 1

      You wont take a card without a signature, but you will take a card with a signature that doesn't match the signature on the charge slip? That is completely fucking stupid.

    3. Re:Retail management perspective by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      We need to keep up the appearance that we're only taking ones that match, as a deterrent. We're not about to have 17-year-old cashiers accuse grandmothers of theft because they don't loop their Rs as extravigantly as they used to.

      For the same reason, if a store associate outright sees someone stealing, he or she isn't to interfere. Instead, the associate is supposed to tell a manager, who is supposed to handle the situation.

    4. Re:Retail management perspective by dspisak · · Score: 1

      That's okay. I don't buy music anymore.

    5. Re:Retail management perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work twice a week at a large-chain record store. We've all be instructed, repeatedly, to check for the signatures. As a low-level manager there, I make damn sure the store associates are doing it.
      This discussion is dead, so this won't get modded. But if you happen to read this, take it from someone who spent quite a few years working your job: You don't get paid enough to care. You're just making your own life more difficult. Chill out and grab a slice of perspective: You work in a fucking record store. It's not a real job.

      If only I could go back and tell my former self that... I had a blast at the job, but there were days when I took it way too seriously.

  61. digital signatures by Seumas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even worse is that, now, most DMVs make you sign your identification card digitally (like you do with your UPS deliveries). What's the problem with this? Well, when I signed mine at the DMV in 2000, they said "sorry, that isn't valid - sign again".

    "What the hell are you talking about? Of course that's valid. That's how I sign my name."

    They said that you can't sign your name with any squiggles or crossing lines. My name has a line from the first letter of my last name that slashes through the top of the other letters in my last name. They said that was not valid. So I had to sign it again, without it.

    Now, how is that a big problem? Try signing for something where they require checking the signature on your photo identification. I've had people say "have you changed your signature recently?". I even had to sit at my own bank for half an hour once, while they worked out how to deal with my signature not matching - exactly - that on my card.

    In other words, I have to sign my signature like the one on my identification card. But the one on my card is not my valid signature, because that's not how I sign things - nor have I ever in my entire life.

    1. Re:digital signatures by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      They said that you can't sign your name with any squiggles or crossing lines.

      What are people who have the letter "t" in their name supposed to do?

    2. Re:digital signatures by kaszeta · · Score: 5, Funny
      Even worse is that, now, most DMVs make you sign your identification card digitally (like you do with your UPS deliveries)

      I'm always astonished how poorly most digitizers work (Target, Best Buy being the worst I usually run into), with results that only vaguely look like my signature.

      It could be worse, when companies like UPS started doing this, the quality and resolution was *terrible*. Back in 1997 or so, my brother sent me a package which I signed for, and they were advertising the "you can track your package online, and even see who signed for it." The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it. (Before you flame me for posting my signature, look at the actual image).

    3. Re:digital signatures by rogueuk · · Score: 1

      My older brother had a problem with some government form he was signing. I can't remember if it was his social security card or some form relating to joining the army, but regardless, it wanted his signature as "first name" "middle name" "last name". They wouldn't accept it signed differently, but then they complained when the signature didn't match his other signatures.

      crazy. I should be able to sign my name with a big X if I want to...none of this mandatory signature guideline b/s

    4. Re:digital signatures by mlrtime · · Score: 5, Funny


      I bet you've been waiting 8 years for a Slashdot article that allows you to post that image, how does it finally feel?

    5. Re:digital signatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That looks like a good seed for Conway's 'Life' game.

    6. Re:digital signatures by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      It could be worse, when companies like UPS started doing this, the quality and resolution was *terrible*. [...] The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it. (Before you flame me for posting my signature, look at the actual image).

      If you squint your eyes just right you can make it out! Bad idea to post your signature, Mr. ;,!.'',_!.

    7. Re:digital signatures by olddotter · · Score: 1

      I sign all digitizers as Mickey Mouse, with a date.

    8. Re:digital signatures by N3Z · · Score: 2, Funny

      The resulting signature was so funny, I kept it.

      Hey, that's my signature!

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    9. Re:digital signatures by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      I sign with a scribble. I've gotten 3 driver's licenses (3 different states) and they've never had an issue with my signature.

    10. Re:digital signatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They said that you can't sign your name with any squiggles or crossing lines.



      So how do you make an X?

    11. Re:digital signatures by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      That's right up there with "you have to use your full name". BS. My full name is Willard Kirk Strauser. I'm proud of "Willard" - it's a family name that goes back about 6 generations and forward at least one - but I have never gone by anything other than my middle name, ever.

      My driver's license is signed "Kirk Strauser". The signature card at my bank is signed "Kirk Strauser". My mortgages have said "Kirk Strauser". Still, the occasional oddball will insist that I must use my "full legal signature" and get pissy when I try to do exactly that.

      The most recent occurrence was last week when I went to vote in a local election and the nonagenerian lady wouldn't hand me a ballot until I wrote out the whole thing. That was pretty difficult since I've signed my first name maybe 5 times in my entire life and it doesn't exactly come naturally. It's a good thing that she never asked for ID.

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    12. Re:digital signatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it spawns 2 gliders (down-left,down-right) and leaves a bunch of junk.

    13. Re:digital signatures by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 1

      I work for a company who sells and installs digital camers asystems in state DMVs, to include the signiture digitizer. The old system we used to sell used a signiture reader similar to UPS's, and pretty much sucked (By the way, California is one of our customers, and you probably used the euipment that I am talking about. From a technical stand point, the machine DOES NOT CARE about how you sign the name, any restrictions you encountered were from the CA DMV).

      Anyways, our NEW system uses a small cardboard card that you sign in black or dark blue ink, slip into a box and then a black and white webcam captures a picture of. It then compares that picture to a reference shot of a blank card and removes everything but the signiture. This results in a very high quality signiture being captured, as a result of both the fact that you are signing with a pen and it is mreo natural and the machine reading it is a much higher resolution device.

      California's DMV is supposed to be getting these systems in the next couple of years.

    14. Re:digital signatures by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

      I do beleive it is ILLEGAL to require ID to vote. It'd disenfranchise those who can't afford ID. Sometimes, if you loose your birth cert, it can cost $50 to get a new one to get ID. Not everyone is gonna have that $50, but they still have the right to vote.

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    15. Re:digital signatures by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      In Missouri, my voting district required you to show a state-issued voter registration card that was available at no cost. That seems like a reasonable minimum standard.

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    16. Re:digital signatures by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Or a capital J and lowercase y.

      I'm glad that I don't have any state-issued ID... it's easier that way.

      Funny tangent. I went to the Apple Store on North Michigan Avenue to buy my Dad an iPod. I asked for the student discount, because, hey, I'm a student. I showed them my student ID and then they asked me for my driver's license. I told them I didn't drive. They asked for state ID and I told them I already showed them ID. I showed them my wallet to show that I didn't have any other ID. They refused my student discount even though they saw my student ID. Makes no sense.

      When I bought my Powerbook online I didn't even use a credit card under my name and they were perfectly happy deducting $300. The more I deal with Apple the less I like them...

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    17. Re:digital signatures by lgw · · Score: 1

      According to federal law, any mark is acceptable as a signature (an 'X' is fine) for any contract, including mortgages and the like. However, I guess the state can make any laws it wants to for it's own processes. :\

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    18. Re:digital signatures by mbauser2 · · Score: 1

      Your belief is incorrect. There is no federal law that unequivocally forbids requiring identifcation to vote, although many people (including, the ACLU ) insist an ID requirement should be considered a poll tax, just as you do. Many states forbid requiring ID.

      But in fact, one federal law requires identification for some voters. The Help America Vote Act (passed in 2002) requires first-time voters to show identification if they registered by mail and didn't include a driver's license number (or the last 4 digits of their SSN -- at least SSNs are free) on the registration form.

      (This weird rule was added at the behest of Congressional Republicans, who apparently think the Democrats make up voters. That's silly. Democracts don't use imaginary voters, they used dead voters.)

      Two big problems with the HAVA identification requirement:

      "First time voter" actually means "first time voter in a given state", so if you move to another state, you'll need to be carded again. If that's not inconvienent enough, Oregon thinks people need to show ID every time they change counties.

      The whole carding scheme requires states to have a state-wide voter registration database. Not all states have this. (In fact, most don't.) If a state doesn't have the database ready for 2006, it will have to card people more often. Santa Cruz county thinks they'll have to card everyone. Won't that be fun for them?

      Oh, and technically, Arizona requires ID for every voter. New Mexico is thinking about it. Some states require ID before they'll give someone a provisional ballot. And I don't even want to think about what happens when Republicans go around contesting people's voter registrations....

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  62. some places by jchawk · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of places around PA, that no longer require a signature at all for purchases under like $20 or so... Starbucks is one such place...

  63. Different in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I found it interesting that whenever I'd go to Europe every single clerk would carefully scruitinize my signature and compare it to that on the credit card. What a contrast to the States, where they don't even bother to look 99% of the time!

  64. Mine is blank... by groupthink · · Score: 1

    I haven't signed my credit card, and just about everytime I use it, I'm asked for ID. Definitly a better verification system than just looking to see that its signed, or the signatures match.

  65. Other people see the CC sig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other people see my credit card signature? I don't know, but I can't remember the last time that someone has physically seen the signature. Nearly every place here has the digital pads you sign on and you swipe the card yourself. While they're scanning my items, I swipe, once its done and I get the receipt and its all good I sign and hit ok, I never give them my card. For the places without those machines, they generally never make me sign.

    I do have a my signature in regular pen on the back of the credit card and then See ID written on the end of the signature with a sharpe, but I have NEVER been asked to see my ID.

  66. Chip and Pin by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here in the UK we're now moving to Chip and Pin which is a great idea if it wasn't for the fact that the idiots who designed the machines didn't consider the fact that someone might be looking over your shoulder.

    As such, you get this box thrust into your hands and you're asked to type in your PIN in full view of all the people around you.

    Sometimes you can cover it up with the other hand, but this gets a little difficult if you are actually holding the machine with one of those hands.

    Unsurprisingly Chip and Pin fraud is still climbing although the banks are spinning it by claiming it would be worse if we didn't have it. Hardly the end to card fraud that they originally claimed.

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  67. Oh boy, I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't wait for the morons who say that they always write "Check ID" on their credit card instead of their signature, when that actually technically invalidates your credit card, as part of your agreement with your credit card company is that you sign your fucking card. READ THE FINE PRINT, MORONS, I AM SICK OF ARGUING THIS WITH YOU.

    Ahem.

    Unless of course your name is actually Check ID, I guess.

    1. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      A signature is anything used to indicate acceptance. CID written there is clearly indicating acceptance.

      I don't know why the schools are falling down on educating people about contract law.

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    2. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I don't know why you have to be such a douchebag.

      Read this

      I would link to the FAQs for Visa, Mastercard, and Discover all of which say putting "See ID" or "Check ID" on your card invalidates it because they don't consider it a valid signature, but I am tired and that takes energy, and I don't have any more time to waste for a douchebag.

      Also the USPS does not accept cards that say "See ID" on them, because your card hasn't been properly signed.

    3. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you sign "Check ID" on your driver's license? No? Then I doubt your retarded argument will stand in court.

      You aren't a lawyer. Don't pretend to be one.

    4. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      They say you can't use unsigned cards. They don't get to define what a signature is, that's defined in law.

      And all the card requires is an 'authorized signature'. That's all they say on them. It doesn't say 'a signature that looks like a name'.

      They can fail to consider it a valid signature all they want. Of course, then there's lots of fun, like: Where were they authorized to start billing me for purchases?

      I don't really think arguing that I didn't agree to the contract is a very useful claim on their part, and I seriously doubt they make it.

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    5. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It is you who are merely pretending to know anything about the law. Signatures do not have to be consistence, or contain your name, or anything like that.

      All they have to be is a mark indicating acceptance. That's it. Which is why X is perfectly valid as one.

      If you put stuff in a place for a signature, and it's not clearly denying acceptence, like 'I'm not signing this', than it is a signature, like it or not.

      Now, legally, of course, the merchant accepting the card is under no obligation to follow the instructions that your signature apparently contains.

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    6. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      They say you can't use unsigned cards. They don't get to define what a signature is, that's defined in law.

      Why yes, yes they do. Its their business, they can do what they want. Therefore if you write "Check for ID" when they tell you NOT to, they have the RIGHT to deny you services, such as insurance or whatever. Doesn't mean they will, just that they have that right.

    7. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      They don't tell us not to. Like I said, the box asks for a 'signature'. Anything written in the box for a signature is a signature, unless it's clearly designed to not be acceptance. 'Check ID' is just as valid as a signature as 'I can't wait to move in' is on a lease.

      And if a business is displaying cerdit card logos, and you have already used your purchase, aka, bought gas or eaten food, they are required by law to accept valid credit cards in lue of cash. Your credit card is valid.

      It doesn't matter what 'guidelines' they gave the business...you are not a party to the contract between the credit card company and the business.

      Any business where you're attempting to purchase stuff that hasn't been used yet, of course, can reject your business for almost any reason they want, barring some sorts of discrimination. If they want to attribute that to a set of rules the credit card company has them follow, more power to them.

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    8. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      By "business" I meant the credit card company. If they tell you "'Check ID' does not constitute a valid signature" then IT DOESN'T! You don't set your own rules, buddy.

      Can you get away with signing "Please Check Credit Card" on your drivers license? No? Why... because they require a valid signature? Yeah, I thought so.

    9. Re:Oh boy, I can't wait by xander2032 · · Score: 1

      Mine has both my signature and see id on it. That way I make the credit card people happy, and I can keep my see id! :) Of course NO ONE checks! Just about every store I go to has the customer swipe the card. The casher never even touches the card. So really the signature is useless.

  68. Unusual biomeric signature device by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend came across an unusual security checking device the other day. She was in Circuit City buying some inkjet refills when the cashier asked her to use a new biometric device.

    "At Circuit City your security is job #1, please provide a sample of blood, urine, or semen", said the cashier.

    "Look, just take my panies", said my girlfriend, "you'll find all three on there".

  69. In Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada only your current employer and the Government have a right to you Social Security Number.

    Even when you apply for a job you do not need to give it to the employer. They only need your Social Security Number when they issue you your first check.

    I have often refused to give out my number on applications. I have been told they will decline my application if I do not give it. My response is the always the same - give me every Social Security Number of owner of the company and I will consider that a trade. Usually there explains are the same augments I use for not giving mine out.

    The governments need to start taking fraud and Identity theft seriously. I have heard of individuals having their house sold by Identity thieves. How would you like to come home from work and have a new family living in the house you paid for? They have all the legal documents saying you sold it to them! Mean while if you can afford a lawyer you might be out of the house for years while the court system tries to figure things out. I recall reading somewhere that the City of Edmonton has had 27,000 houses stolen. Yet the government does not see this as an issue.

    I fear that action will only occur when some brave smart criminal steals the identity of the politicians and ruins their lives.

  70. The other way around by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My uncle had his -signature- denied on a formal paper (I think it was for a loan/morgage on his house ; Something financial);
    His signature excists of yer normal scribble, but the O in his name, has a smiley face (he's very consistent with that :) ).
    When the bank noticed his signature they said they could not allow it, and wanted him to re-sign.
    After he showed various ID on which his autograph -did- have that smiley, and they -still- wouldn't want to accept it, he turned to another bank, where they did not give him any slack.

    1. Re:The other way around by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "..where they did not give him any slack."

      did you mean flak? normal if you give someone slack, that means the have more leeway.

      Or did you intend to mean the other bank didn't allow the loan either?

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    2. Re:The other way around by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      You're right there ; I confused those two words there (and prolly have been 'till someone pointed me out it was wrong ;) )

  71. Do they even look at the signature on your ID? by metamorphage · · Score: 0

    The last time I got asked for my ID, I was paying with a debit card. All the cashier did was compare the picture on the ID to my face, and the name on the ID to the name on the card. Seems about as secure, or more so, than trying to make sense of most people's signatures.

  72. What about just using cash? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that nobody here trusts banks. Why not simply keep enough cash on you for your purchases, and have less to worry about? I can understand having a credit card for emergencies, and a debit card for getting the cash out, but if you leave your debit card at home when you're not getting cash, it can't be stolen anyway.

    Personally, I'm not a fan of a company like Citigroup getting 3-4% of any purchase I make, and I'd prefer not to cut the profit margins of the small businesses I shop at in that way.

    1. Re:What about just using cash? by omahajim · · Score: 1
      Why not simply keep enough cash on you for your purchases, and have less to worry about?

      Because it seems folks in the US like to spend more than they have.

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    2. Re:What about just using cash? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The small businesses profit from accepting credit cards in a number of ways. Extra business from card holders, quicker reimbursement when compared to checks and other non-cash instruments, and lower costs of cash handling. Handling cash has it own costs and security problems.

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    3. Re:What about just using cash? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Cash is fine when I'm spending $50 at the grocery store. But it doesn't work so well if I'm buying a $1500 iBook at Comp USA.

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    4. Re:What about just using cash? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      As the owner of a small business, while you're right about the business profiting from having the *option* to accept credit cards, it's financially better for your employees to handle cash. That's why they count the till at the end of the day.

    5. Re:What about just using cash? by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Several isntances when credit cards are superior:
      • A lot faster to pay for gasoline. Don't even have to leave your car's side.
      • Don't have to deal with change. I hate when my pockets are full of change. So I never carry change with me. So if I buy something that is $9.09 and I pay with a $10, I end up with 91 cents change that I don't use for anything else (unless I buy something later the same day).
      • Large purchases are easier with credit cards. I don't really like carrying hundreds of dollars in cash on my person.
      The above reasons are just personal preference and YMMV. The following reasons are actual practical reasons.
      • Returns are a lot easier. Many places (for purchases over a certain amount), will not pay you back in cash (this is more common if you pay by check than if by cash.) If you're lucky, they'll give you store credit (which may be useless for you if you rarely go to that store). If you're not lucky, they'll mail you a check.
      • Theft protection: if someone steals $500 cash from your wallet, you're out $500. If someone steals a credit card with a $500 limit, you're out $50 maximum (which many credit card companies will waive).
      • Credit cards give you recourse from being ripped off by a retailer. If you're having problems with a store, you can get your credit card company to be on your side and prevent the retailer from being paid until it is settled. If you pay cash, you may be screwed.
  73. Customers are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've worked in retail for a while and I'll say that in some respects it's the customers that are the problem. Most of the places I've been have had a loose policy of checking the backs of unsigned cards/CID/"SEE ID" cards. Whenever I've had to work the cash register I do diligently check the ID of the person I'm ringing up.

    More often than not, though, people that are ringing you up won't enforce those rules because the customers will get pissed that you are wasting their time with checking for ID. I remember one time that I wouldn't accept an unsigned card from this lady. I would have accepted it with ID, even though technically the card isn't valid until it's signed. The lady didn't have any ID on her though. So she said that she would sign it right then, so that I could accept it. I told her that doing so would defeat the purpose of requiring a signature or ID. She started getting pissed at me that I wouldn't accept it. I suggested to her that she go up to the ATM and get some money. After a bit, of arguing with me and my manager she did and came back with some cash to pay.

    The problem is that most cashiers try to avoid people like this by just accepting everything. Not only that, but the people waiting in line start getting pissed that it is taking so long to pay for their items if you are spending too much time putzing around with someone's Credit Card and ID. One thing that I have noticed is that most cashiers will ask for ID, if you pull it out with your card though. I guess they think that since it's already out, then they can just glance at it to make sure it's right.

  74. UPS by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    My favorite signature verification system is the one UPS uses. Their tablets with the black rubbery signing area are so hard to write on that it's nearly impossible to make anything tht doesn't look like scribbles. None of the UPS personnel ever bother to look at at either.

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    1. Re:UPS by omahajim · · Score: 1

      But my UPS driver, if he can't read the sig, will ask "last name please?", then type that in to the pad. At least then UPS has something to tell the sender for POD if they do a track on it, even if you made that name up. They can say "Yes sir, it looks like someone signed for it, a 'Mr. Bin Laden'."

  75. What about... by fanblade · · Score: 1

    when your children sign for you? If a mother sends her kid to the grocery store and the kid signs his/her name on the mother's card, most places accept it. I don't know if they're SUPPOSED to accept it, but they do. And in today's age of parents having different names from their children, it really doesn't matter who signs who's name. Any old kid could say it's his parent's card and get away with it.

    So I ask you, "Why even have signatures?!" They're all but useless.

    1. Re:What about... by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Oh, but it does matter, it matters when you get your bill and say "I didn't make this charge"... and the merchant can't show your valid signature.

      The store is accepting some risk in taking a parent's card with a child's signature.

      In the majority of cases, nobody complains, so things go along smoothly. If the store ends up getting scammed a few times, you can be sure they will stop taking risks, and WILL demand to see proper signatures, ID, etc.

      The signature is there to protect you, the cardholder, and the store not checking isn't your problem, it's theirs, they are taking all the risk, not you.

  76. The writing doesn't need to match up here by dhope · · Score: 1

    In Finland it's (the 'signature' on the receipt) called "a specimen of handwriting". It doesn't need to match on the signature on your credit card. However, I believe one should write some characters at least. Btw, I celebrated the Einstein's jubilee year by signing a receipt "E=mc^2" ;-)

  77. Argh! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Writing 'See ID' on your card is an excercise in retardedness more than anything else.

    The signature panel is not there to prove your identity... its there to show that you agreed to the terms of the cardmember agreement. (ie you agree to pay) It has NOTHING to do with your card's security.

    When you sign a credit card draft, it says something to the tune of "I agree to adhere to the terms of the previously agreed to cardmember agreement". Your signing the card signals that you agreed to adhere to that agreement.

    Its an outdated and silly mechanism that still exists because the precise meaning of electronic signatures still varies in some jurisdictions.

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    1. Re:Argh! by Politburo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The signature panel is not there to prove your identity... its there to show that you agreed to the terms of the cardmember agreement. (ie you agree to pay) It has NOTHING to do with your card's security.

      While this makes some sense on its face, and may be what the CC companies say, it doesn't make sense in reality. Why? The back of my MC states: "The holder's use of this card constitutes agreement to the terms and conditions imposed by the Bank." Why does one need to sign it to agree if simply using does the same?

    2. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But have you ever heard of a case of a credit card company not enforcing it's policies (i.e. you paying their bill) if you DON'T sign it? A signature for that reason is just as stupid as you claim writing 'See ID' is.

    3. Re:Argh! by tyler_larson · · Score: 1
      The signature panel is not there to prove your identity...

      Whether that's what it's there for or not, that's what people use it for. Signature stripes are one of the more tamper-evident parts of the card because companies know that cards with an illegibile signature stripe are more likely get requests to see ID (I had to replace my worn credit card for that very reason).

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  78. Useless by karn096 · · Score: 1

    I've been signing a smiley face for at least a year or 2, and not a single person has said a thing. I have gotten some laughs from the cashiers though!

  79. Some things to consider by Pointed+Stick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know everyone in concerned about credit card security, but please consider:

    1 - Don't just write "see id" on the signature line of your card. Most people don't realize that credit cards are transferable. That is why they almost always contain the phrases "NOT VALID UNLESS SIGNED" and "AUTHORIZED SIGNATURE". If you fail to sign your card, then the person who steals it will just sign it for you. It doesn't matter if the signature matches the name on the front of the card. It only matters if the signature on the back matches the signature on the receipt. If writing "see id" on the back of your card makes you feel safer, great, but please remember to also sign the card.

    2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

    3 - The security of your credit cards is primarily your concern not the concern of the cashier. I assure you that someone who refuses payment to some yuppie that forgot their driver's license would almost assuredly be reprimanded when that same person calls in to complain. And they WILL complain. People are not reasonable. YOU may be, but trust me, not everyone is as understanding as you are.

    Cheers!

    -Pointed Stick

    1. Re:Some things to consider by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

      The rest of that made sense, but this is dumb. People who do that don't want cashiers to check when they use the card, there's no point of that. They want cashiers to check when others use the card, so it can't be stolen.

      So they write 'See ID' on the back so the cashier will do it all the time. If they have to do something to get the cashier to check ID, there is no point.

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    2. Re:Some things to consider by Junta · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought, but in his defense, if everyone was in the habit of doing it, it would train cashiers in general to register that something is weird if ID does not accompany a card.

      That being said, it is useless unless you get many masses of people to do it to in order to train retail cashier workers.

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    3. Re:Some things to consider by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's why I get annoyed when cashiers accept checks without checking ID, which they are always supposed to do. Me, I write like three checks a year, and don't carry a checkbook around, so it's no big deal to me, but I know people who have had their checkbook stolen.

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    4. Re:Some things to consider by GodOfNothing · · Score: 1
      >2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

      Don't be facetious. You know exactly what the previous posters meant. The purpose is to have cashiers check for id every time your card is used. Not to have your person checked for id everytime.

    5. Re:Some things to consider by noidentity · · Score: 1

      If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

      Ignoring whatever security benefit this actually provides, I think these people want the cashier to ask for ID when it's not handed over, as in when someone other than the cardholder is trying to use it.

    6. Re:Some things to consider by mrklin · · Score: 2, Informative
      2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.

      I do not think you are getting the point. I can offer my ID to the cashier all I want until the pigs can fly but that is not the point. You think a thief would offer his (or her) ID? I want the cashier to voluntarily want to check my ID for transaction greater than a certain monetary amount.

      Personally, I sign the back of my credit card normally but was arguing as a devil's advocate. However, this conversation has now made me want to sign "This card is stolen!" on my high purchase CC to see that that gets a response.

    7. Re:Some things to consider by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      2 - If you want someone to check your ID when you sign your card, please hand it to the cashier with your credit card.
      I don't want someone to check my ID when I use my credit card.


      I want them to check the ID of the thief who will steal my credit card, determine that the thief is not me, and confiscate the card.

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  80. Speaking of Check Signatures by kidtexas · · Score: 1

    My dad got in a minor car accident a few years ago (not his fault). The insurance wanted to make sure he wouldn't sue, so they called him up and asked him to take a $500 settlement about it for "whiplash." He said, "No thanks," but they continued to badger him. Finally the agent asked him if he had a wife. He said yes, and the agent's response was, "Well, give the money to her, I'm sure she'll appreciate it." Fast forward some. The check arrives, made out to my dad's name + "A married man". When he went to deposit it, the bank teller got confused, and was wondering how she should go about verifying that he was indeed married. Seriously though, I've noticed more and more cashiers checking my signature after I buy something with CC. Which is funny, because my sig is so bad, I can't even read it.

  81. pay attention by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you do not take cards with CID on the back, It will be only a matter of time before you are reported to VISA/Discover. Both accept that customers want an ID back up on their cards and accept this. Basically, you run the risk of losing the ability to use charge cards at the facility. At that point, how happy do you think that patrons will be? And yes, you were total jerks.

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    1. Re:pay attention by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      They may be reported, but nothing will happen. Why? Because in their agreement with VISA it says that they will not ask for identification beyond what is on the card. I asked VISA about this a while back because I'm one of the people that HATE having my ID checked. The VISA representative I dealt with confirmed I could report a store that demanded ID to their bank, and their bank could levy a fine against them for violating the terms of their agreement if they chose to do so.

    2. Re:pay attention by prockcore · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you do not take cards with CID on the back, It will be only a matter of time before you are reported to VISA/Discover.

      VISA (I don't know about Discover) *specifically* says not to write "see id" on the back. The card isn't valid.

      Our bank has little notes up saying that a card with "see id" is invalid.

    3. Re:pay attention by truesaer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      VISA (I don't know about Discover) *specifically* says not to write "see id" on the back. The card isn't valid.


      As stupid as this is, you are right. I just found on VISA.com a page that says "see id" can't be used. However, it then says that they can sign the card on the spot, ask for government identification and compare the signatures.


      It almost defies logic that VISA doesn't allow them to just compare the signature on the charge slip with the government ID, but companies are stupid. Still, the OP was obviously wrong when he said he couldn't allow them to sign the card on the spot. That is exactly what VISA tells merchants to do.

    4. Re:pay attention by greed · · Score: 1
      The VISA representative I dealt with confirmed I could report a store that demanded ID to their bank

      And here I thought asking for ID was an American thing that people just had to live with.

      In that case, I'd like to report every merchant I dealt with in the Philadelphia area. All 5 of them.

    5. Re:pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As mentioned elsewhere, the signature on the card is to enforce the contractural agreement with you and the credit card company, which is probably why they don't let you write any silly thing you want on the card (it's a little plastic contract). Also obviously, if you don't sign the card, they can't hold you to the contract, so they won't let you use it until you do. Even if you sign it right there, you're still signing it.

    6. Re:pay attention by Remlik · · Score: 1

      Why? My ID has my picture and my signature on it. The teller can verify by my valid ID that I am who my ID says I am. Then when I sign the receipt they can check my signature against the ID.

      Now you'll tell me "but you can create ID's to match stolen cards" How is that any different than fordging a signature on a stolen card and not have the teller even LOOK at an ID to see if I am who I say I am?

      The illusion of security is complete, fact of the matter is if one WANTS to, one can use a stolen CC until someone complains to the compay and the # is shut down.

      Just keep an eye on your bills and make sure you report any problem ASAP.

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    7. Re:pay attention by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look around another slashdotter posted a link to Visa's policy on signatures and fraud prevention elsewhere in this discussion.

      If they see "See ID" they want merchants to treat it as if the card is unsigned. That is, you ask the customer to sign it and provide photo ID with a signature on it to compare to.

      The reason for this, as others have pointed out, is the signature on your card indicates your agreement to accept the contract requiring you to pay off purchases made with the card.

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  82. You are so cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Paying with plastic is my way around hassle and if they're going to give me one I'm sure to pay them back with some."

    Wow! What a brave stance! You show those bastards who are trying to protect you from fraud. Make sure that if you do get ripped off not to go crying to the credit card company, after all, that would be a hassle. Right?

  83. why sign? by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    I don't have to sign when I use my credit card to purchase something over the phone or online, why do I have to sign if I am in person? Also, what good does it do? Is the $5.15 per hour drone going to get all CSI on my ass if they don't match exactly? Please.

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  84. any drunk will tell you... by itallushrt · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a heavy drinker that uses a debit card often at bars I'll be the first to tell you that just about any scribble will do.

    I sometimes just scrawl a blob for a signature and apparently it works.

  85. Slashdot is now Captain Obvious's Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is it with Slashdot lately. We should change the slogan from "News for Nerds" to "Misrepresenting the Blindingly Obvious as Something Important."

    I know I'm trolling but come on. A climbing percentage of the stories lately are just people stating the obvious.

    News flash: nobody checks your credit card sig. Well no kidding. I'm glad Slashdot is here to tell us these things.

    News flash: pop-up ads for a free iPod are misleading and actually getting the iPod requires you to buy stuff. Wow. I'd have NEVER GUESSED if Slashdot hadn't broken this critical bit of news for me.

    News flash: People play solitaire and minesweeper at work. My GOD what next?

    What's next? Sitting on your duff and eating too much makes you fat?

    This just in from Slashdot! Michael Jackson is weird!

    1. Re:Slashdot is now Captain Obvious's Blog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP! +1

      That shit is funny!

  86. Another tactic by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Whenever it's self-swipe a cashier never asks to see the card. They just slide the slip over, you sign it and that is the end.

    And these self-swipe stations are popping up in lots of places.

    But when you have to hand the card over I very rarely run into a signature verification process. Most of them just swipe it and give the card back to you immediately.

    But when I do run across a scrutinizer I pointedly ask them how many classes they took to become a handwriting analysis expert. That gets the point across in a hurry.

    1. Re:Another tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lately, at Lowes, I end up swiping the card and sticking it back in the wallet. At that point the casher asks me what was the last 4 digits of my card number. I say:

      Me- "9999. Is that to prove that you actually handled the card and are checking for a signture?"

      Sales Droid- "Umm, not exactly..."

      So to whomever at Lowes or Visa who thought up this little step to prevent fraud, it ain't working jack. My signture panel on the card has nearly completely worn off.

  87. Re:I used to be a LRC clerk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LRC = large retail chain (ie, their logo is a red bullseye). Anyway, their CC validation is non-existant, you merely insert your CC into a card reader and up pops a signature box on a screen that the clerk CAN NOT see, so even if he/she wanted to validate the signature, there's no way. In fact, I've been told by a district manager that no one at this LRC checks signatures and that the box just digitally records signatures and sends them to a bank in case there's a question. Clerks are still supposed to use "good judgement" in "accepting" a card/check for payment, but that boils down to the social engineering aspect of theft (the most successful means).

  88. Corporate Policy Not To Check by N8F8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few years back a thief broke into our van while we were at the beach with my parents. We didn't notice the theft until later that afternoon(only the credit cards were stolen). On one card the crooks racked up nearly $15K in less than 15 minutes at Dillards. We met with the Dillards manager the next day only to be told that their corporate policy it to not check ID or validate the signature.

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    1. Re:Corporate Policy Not To Check by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I hope you laughed at them and said 'Have fun absorbing $15K loses to fraud, suckers. Maybe next time you'll check signatures and IDs on a purchase that large.' and strolled off as the law protected you from all but the first 50 dollars, and your bank covered that.

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  89. My wife doesn't sign her credit card by swsnyder · · Score: 1
    Instead she prints "Ask for photo ID" in the signature space on the card.

    Nobody objects that her card isn't signed and almost nobody asks to see her ID.

  90. Photo credit card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why don't all companies just use a photo credit card. I've had one of these cards for over 10 years, and though I have other cards from other companies, I wonder every time I compare these. This photo card must not be used too much since most places that I shop people do a double take on this card and comment that it is a great idea. My photo on it is 10 years old but it's still better than the 10 year old signature that does not look anything like my current one. In addition my signature is also present on the front of the card right below the photo...and of course this one does not rub off.

    Then again, some morons still try to verify the half rubbed off signature at the back of the card and hassle me for a miss match on that.

  91. See ID by blaksaga · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that some places will check the signature and some places don't. What I do is write "See ID" on the back of my credit cards. That way when a cashier checks the signature (s)he'll ask to see my ID (which happens quite a bit). It makes it harder for somebody to steal my card.

  92. Similar story by markov_chain · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was at the cashier in a bookstore, about to pay for a couple of books. The clerk didn't want to take my unsigned credit card, and handed it back to me. He turned around to grab a bag or something, while I grabbed a second unsigned card, signed it when he wasn't looking, and proceeded to pay while everyone in line was chuckling.

    Bottom line: it's a security measure that relies upon untrusted and unreliable humans for enforcement, which makes it pretty weak. A more secure measure are ATM PINs, but they trade off the ease of online transactions (PINs should not be seen by merchants, requiring the bank to be in the transaction, etc.).

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  93. How can that possibly work? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something? Of course there is always forgery, but whenever I use a credit card they always check my signature versus the signature on the back of the card.

  94. Change in consumer attitude also needed by katsiris · · Score: 1
    If we want our cashiers/etc to check our credit cards/signatures, then we have to stop bitching at the inconvenience and giving dirty looks at those who do it.

    I've been in line (and also worked as cashier) and have seen my share of people get ornery when their unsigned card is refused or if asked to produce an ID. How can we expect vendors to check them when we at the same time give them hell for doing so?

    The same also goes for counterfeit bills. People just don't like them being checked, as though it were a personal "I don't trust you" shot at them.

    All that said, I find the pin number/security to rent movies ridiculously over-the-top. So I'm not sure where that leaves me...

    1. Re:Change in consumer attitude also needed by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Refusing unsigned cards doesn't have anything to do with security, despite what cashiers seem to think. (After all, thieves could just sign it first.)

      It's because, unless you've signed your card, you can legally argue that you haven't entered into the contract with your credit card company. You haven't agreed to pay back the charges.

      It would be a rather interesting experiment to take one of those credit cards they mail out randomly to people (I.e., not ask for it.) and start using it at gas station pumps without signing it. At most, after a court battle, they could force you to pay for the gas...but they couldn't get interest out of you. (They'd probably just offer that out of court.)

      Probably you have to indicate acceptence when you call it up to activate it, though. And when you charge anything. And when you pay the bill. So don't think you can just run around wild charging stuff because your card isn't signed. There are a quite a few ways to accept the contract. (But merely swiping the card is not enough.)

      I'm suddenly reminded of that Married with Children episode where the Bundys learned you can keep anything mailed to you, which is true, and started using a credit card mailed to the dog. And the first thing the repo man asked them was 'Did you sign the card?'.

      This is why places that won't accept you signing the card in front of them are stupid, though. You can certainly accept a contract in front of them to start paying for things charged on the card. (Ask them to witness it, see what they do.)

      The fact that they compare the signature accepting the contract of the card to the signature accepting the charges billed to the card as a security measure is not incredibly important to anyone but themselves. It doesn't matter if they don't match...if you signed them, you have to pay what you agreed to pay.

      And it's certainly not a very good security measure, considering a large amount of stolen credit cards are stolen before the owner actually gets them, and thus were signed by the thief.

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    2. Re:Change in consumer attitude also needed by LouCifer · · Score: 1

      I've been in line (and also worked as cashier) and have seen my share of people get ornery when their unsigned card is refused or if asked to produce an ID. How can we expect vendors to check them when we at the same time give them hell for doing so?


      I'm sorry, but people that cop this attitude should be beaten where they stand.

      I've never worked at a place where I've had to run a cash register (thank god) and I'm thankful for it. As such, I show gratitude toward them, and am thankful and compliant when asked for ID.

      Any fool who cops an attitude when ask to produce and ID should be wrapped on the forehead with a set of brass knuckles and asked again for ID, until they respond correctly.

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    3. Re:Change in consumer attitude also needed by Roryking · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Checks, bills, cards... all need to be checked because 99% of the time, the cashier doesn't know you personally and therefore has no account for your trustworthiness. Guess what? White people in nice clothes can print fake money, too.

  95. "SEE PHOTO ID" by jgarland79 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I have written "SEE PHOTO ID" on all of my credit cards with a black sharpie. Most of the time I am never asked to present an ID but I am always happy to show it to them when they ask me.

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    1. Re:"SEE PHOTO ID" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope you also put your signature on it. Without a signature the credit card is

      I N V A L I D

      dumbass

  96. At least a sig is better than a PIN by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    If people are not checking signatures properly, then they need a polite talking-to at the very least. What it absolutely does not need is a system with one fault ripping out and replacing with a different system with worse faults.

    It takes me an hour to learn to forge a signature {don't ask}, so I guess it would take about that long for any thief who stole my card. That gives me a window of about one hour from when the card goes missing before I have to do anything about it.

    With chip and PIN, there is no signature, just the same 4-digit number as used at the HITW machine. However, unlike a HITW, there is not necessarily a security camera watching the transaction {and even if there is, it's the store's camera, not the bank's camera}. Given the readily availability of camera telephones {for recording PIN entries -- and shielding the keypad won't help, it's your shoulder and your elbow they're looking at}, and the ease with which a card can be stolen unnoticed, I don't think it's worth the risk of using chip and PIN. Of course, it's also possible to extract a four-digit number with a knife held against the throat ..... that doesn't work for signatures.

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  97. Nah by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    My signature is basically a W with a line after.

    Wow! Please to meet you Mr. President!

    Nah, he just puts a little X. I know that because he gave me a signed copy of 'My Pet Goat.'
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    1. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "The Pet Goat", not "My Pet Goat". Mr. President.

    2. Re:Nah by jd · · Score: 1

      Sigh. So naive. All pet goats now belong to the President. It's in section 2759112, paragraph 3001 of the Patriot Act.

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  98. Re:Not in the UK. Fixed by Chip'n'Pin. by Dark$ide · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the UK we don't have photo ID. So when we were signing credit cards there was much more reason to check that the signature on the slip matched the card. Now, we've adopted a much more secure system using a smart chip on the card and entering a four digit pin into the card reader. No more signing slips. They've had this for many years in France and have a much lower incidence of card fraud. This is a good thing. I've never been able to duplicate the signature on the back of any of my cards. It always comes out different on the slip (different surface, different pen, etc.). Chip'n'pin should reduce fraud. So now we're exposed to "card not present" as the new fraud.

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  99. Signatures by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 1

    Due to signatures being so easy to forge if you actually fraud people as a lifestyle, its worthless to check every single one to make sure they verify

    Chip and pin is the best way to replace this, making the cashiers desk more like an atm system and therefore more secure, as only the user knows their pin

  100. How I sign.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    I when I have to sign, I usually sign something else. I've been using "Mace Windu" recently. And as a 5' 10" whiteboy, I think it would be pretty easy to prove that I'm not who I sign as.

    Nobody checks. The back of my card isn't even signed.

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  101. "Check ID" is against policy by amstrad · · Score: 4, Informative

    The signature on the back of your credit card is NOT for the cashier to compare signatures. It is there as your formal acceptance of your credit card companies policies.

    According to the merchant's agreement with the credit card company, cashiers are NOT supposed to accept cards that have not been signed. If they do, the merchant, and not the credit company, is responsible for any fraud.

    1. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by schmoli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right on, In fact I was at an Ikea in Canada once, when I tried to pay for my merch with a CC that had "See ID" written on the back, an Ikea employee told me they couldn't let me pay until I actually signed the back of the card with my name, which I then did.

    2. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by mlevin · · Score: 1

      OK, so what about phone/web orders where all you get is the number/exp/code and you can't tell that the person has signed it and agreed to the terms?

      True, many (but not all) websites have some text on the order page that says something like "I agree to pay for this according to the terms of my cardholder policy," but I've never been asked that when placing a phone order...

    3. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by dknj · · Score: 1

      in fact if you look on your card, it says card is not valid unless it is signed, and CID/SeeID/etc is not a valid signature. had the same thing happen when i went to to the post office. so i signed the card and wrote SEE ID in big letters next to my signed name. i am asked for id about 2% of the time. one time i didn't have my id after the cashier asked for it and at first she was going to cancel the sale but after a little bit of flirting i was able to get her to accept the card and i got her number. i never called her

    4. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by keithslater · · Score: 3, Informative
    5. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by Whyte+Panther · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, how about both? In my few years spent in retail sales, I have seen on two or three occasions cards with both a signature, and a small note to check ID. Unless you're John Hancock, you should be able to find a little room.

    6. Re:"Check ID" is against policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      -1, Troll. You are incorrect. From your own link:
      If the card has a "See ID" in place of a signature...
      1. Request a signature. Ask the cardholder to sign the card and provide current government identification, such as a driver's license or passport (if local law permits).
      2. Check the signature. Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one on the transaction receipt and the additional identification.
      Proceed to mod down the parent and the jackass that said to mod the parent up.
  102. VISA Checked Our Signatures by yrogerg · · Score: 5, Funny

    My girlfriend is in a wheelchair, and many of the places that have the 'swipe your own card' machines are placed too high for her to reach. She gets me to sign her name and while I felt it rather ridiculous that no other method existed for her to sign her own card, I still complied.

    But instead of signing her name, I just wrote things like "she can't reach" or "this is dumb".

    A month or two after we received a phone call from VISA who questioned her on all these 'signatures' and wondered why they didn't match, and why she wasn't signing her name.

    They were polite, but asked that her actual name be used from now on.

    1. Re:VISA Checked Our Signatures by merlin_jim · · Score: 2, Informative

      My girlfriend is in a wheelchair, and many of the places that have the 'swipe your own card' machines are placed too high for her to reach. She gets me to sign her name and while I felt it rather ridiculous that no other method existed for her to sign her own card, I still complied.

      I don't really have anything to add to this except "me too"

      I could walk until last year. As a matter of fact *checks calendar* one year and one day exactly is when the pain started. This is relevant because it's important to me to find ways to be as productive as I used to be. When I reach a credit machine that's too high and/or doesn't tilt; I ask them to print a paper receipt to sign.

      I have yet to be in a place that won't do that if you request...

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    2. Re:VISA Checked Our Signatures by yrogerg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, most places definitely can do it. Our grocery store has some self-checkout lanes and those are mounting at eye level for an average height standing person. Totally unusable. And also, when she goes to pick up her prescriptions, they make her sign a "i got it" thing on an electronic signature pad. Again, unreachable. Wal-mart is crappy about it because most of the employees don't know how to print out the receipt and we end up waiting 5 minutes for them to call their supervisor. It's often just easier for me to sign to avoid the already long wait in line there. And now I'm starting to sound bitter and cynical. :)

    3. Re:VISA Checked Our Signatures by polyiguana · · Score: 1

      You know this violates the Americans with Disabilities Act, right?

      Talk to a manager at the store. Then, no matter what the response, complain to the Justice Department. Despite the Bush administration, they still do accomplish a lot of good work.

  103. ID Checks are just as bad by Crispix · · Score: 1

    Here in So Cal, I've noticed most places have employees trained to try to check ids. But it's gotten so common that they're just as lazy, and any old driver's license will do. In several instances I've bought take-out lunch for the office using a company card in someone else's name. The clerk always asks for id, makes a cursory glance at it, and then rings it up. They don't check a darn thing.

  104. Cool! by brainnolo · · Score: 1

    I didn't know what that space in the credit card was for! Ok this is a joke, but my credit card has been unsigned for 1 year and nobody checked the signature in the purchases. However copying a signatures is easy (even if they check they will do it superficially), i do not know why there aren't PINs for credit cards.

  105. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, the DDOS machine called slashdot has decided to cost a business some money and take their webserver down as well. Who needs a botnet of 10,000 zombie pc's? Just submit a url in a slashdot story.

    Doing an on-going informal poll has found that more and more webmasters are pre-emptively blocking visitors with slashdot in the referrer. It's almost as mandatory as a firewall if you're going to put up a webserver.

  106. Screw the Back by Jakhel · · Score: 1

    I've actually written "CHECK ID" on the FRONT of my cards in big bold "sharpie" print. If they still don't check, i just look at them shaking my head.

  107. See ID by Jumbo+Jimbo · · Score: 3, Informative
    A friend of mine told me that writing "See Identification" in the signature block on a card would work. It sometimes did, but even then merchants would "compare" my signature and OK it.

    A lot of people have talked about writing "See ID" on the back of the card for the merchant to check. I've dealt with this before, and if the merchant is following the proper procedures (visa here), they should make you sign the card before they will accept it. The US Postal service will not accept it at all.

    So this should only be a one-off for people who do it, although from my experience and most of the reports here it seems that very few places follow through on this even if they check.

    As for the main question, are the sigs useless? Well no, they're not foolproof but act as a line of defense which makes fraud a bit harder, puts off some people from trying it and maybe gets some fraudsters caught.

  108. I use to by wmaker · · Score: 1

    ... draw stick figures doing it all the time on my debit card receipts.

  109. Let's face it. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Say you lost your signed credit card and some nefarious type found it. With about 2 minutes of practice they would be able to forge your sig good enough to get by the minimum-wage-high-school-attending cashier so why bother with this lame security device from our distant past. Another reader mentioned signing onto a screen which does not seem to check your sig against any database but makes it easier to store I guess. If the stores can roll out this technology then there should be nothing standing in the way of biometrics. Im currently typing this on a ThinkPad T42 with a fingerprint reader and it works great so to me it would seem that the technology is ready for prime-time. Maybe using bio-metrics and having a picture card backup if the biometrics fails to match would be the answer.

    1. Re:Let's face it. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Say you lost your signed credit card and some nefarious type found it. With about 2 minutes of practice they would be able to forge your sig good enough to get by the minimum-wage-high-school-attending cashier so why bother with this lame security device from our distant past.

      It was NEVER intended as a security device. Read the credit card receipt sometime. It has language to the effect of "By signing I agree to pay back the balance of this purchase." You're signing a contract, not participating in a security scheme.

      Anyway, who gives a shit? All decent cards have full fraud protection. If somebody steals your card, you cancel it, get another card, and forget about it. It's not like it has your social security number printed on it...

    2. Re:Let's face it. by FrankieBoy · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm, interesting. If it's only meant to be a mechanism for agreeing to pay, then why sign the card itself? It's obvious that the signing of the card and the checking of the signature on the receipt by the seller is meant to be a security measure. Look at what you're saying. If the sig is meant as a agreement between the seller an the buyer, then why sign at all? The act of giving your card to the cashier is actually creating the agreement. The sig is proving to the seller that you are the person who owns the card.

      I give a shit about the credit company covering all that fraud, who in turn are covered by the insurance company, who in turn are covered by my ever-increasing premiums. Sure, if someone steals your card just pluck a new one from the trees...it's not that simple. There are no free rides.

    3. Re:Let's face it. by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The credit card company does not have insurance against fraud. They instead pass the cost to the merchant, who should have realized that fraud was occurring and stopped the sale.

    4. Re:Let's face it. by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      I'm a thief you insensitive clod! If the system you propose is implemented I will no longer be able to feed my family, or buy big televisions.

  110. Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by HeXetic · · Score: 5, Informative

    The signature on the back of the card is your acknowledgment of the credit card CONTRACT. It's not a security feature. I don't think it was ever supposed to be a security feature. The reason companies are supposed to refuse your card if you haven't signed it is because that means you haven't accepted the credit card contract, meaning that legally you're not allowed to use the card.

    Read the fine print in your credit card contract; I did. That's what the signature is there for. That's ALL it's there for.

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    1. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 4, Funny

      There you go, ruining a perfectly good whine-fest with these tacky "facts."

    2. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So what you are trying to get me to believe, is that if I make 10,000 in online purchases, but my CARD is not signed, then I owe nothing?

      Think it through.

      When I get gas, and I swipe at the pump, no one knows if the card is signed. If I make a purchase using my credit card, anywhere but at a checkout, who would know if my card was signed?

      I have no idea what your small print says, but try out your theory online with an unsigned card sometime, I bet signed or not, you are still on the hook for the purchase.

    3. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by borawjm · · Score: 1

      That's great and all, but how is a credit card company, or store, going to prove that an item was purchased with a credit card (stolen or not) that had "See ID" written on the back if they don't have the card?

      All-in-all, the signature line is pointless. I'm guessing as to why we don't see more credit cards with photo ID's is because they are to expensive and to much of a hassle for both the credit card company and the card holder.

    4. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Read the fine print in your credit card contract; I did. That's what the signature is there for. That's ALL it's there for.

      So, according to the credit card's policies. I did not sign the contract on a card with just shy of $10,000 on it.

      Can I just go to them and say that I did not accept their contract?

    5. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by Rudisaurus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Really? So why this, then? (This has been previously linked to in the discussion above.)

      In particular, check out Step #6 of "Quick steps to Visa Card acceptance":

      6. Check the signature. Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one the transaction receipt.

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    6. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by lohphat · · Score: 1

      Fact vs Reality

      Even though the sig on the card is only to accept the terms of contract, the mouth-breathing minions at the register don't know this -- they don't have access to the terms of contract. They've simply been trained to use it as a security feature.

      I'ts pointless to try to correct them with the "Facts". Pragmatism rules the day.

    7. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by HeXetic · · Score: 1

      The fact that you CAN check that the signatures match doesn't mean that that's the signature's original intent. The intent is formalizing the contract. A handy side-effect of having the bearer's signature on the card, of course, is that you can compare it with the bill. It's as useful as asking people at the airport if they packed their own bags and made sure their luggage wasn't out of their sight for even a second, but in both cases the trivial amount of time it takes to check outweighs the futility of the check.

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    9. Re:Not SUPPOSED to be a security feature! by Michael+Spencer+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I work for First National Merchant Solutions (a credit card processor -- we represent merchants / businesses to the Visa/Mastercard payment transfer organizations), and I hate to just rest on my credentials. I'll do it just this once.

      That is NOT all it's there for. You're explicitly stating you have looked at *all possible* reasons for requiring a signature, and that is the only one. You're wrong -- you haven't looked at all possible reasons, and you've definitely missed at least one.

      "That's ALL it's there for" is wrong. "That's one of the things it's there for" is correct.

  111. daffy duck by Pu'be · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always sign mine as Daffy Duck.

  112. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having just had my acount hijacked I can speek to some issues. Leaving aside the issues of the wrong kind of paranoid people we have. Theirs the bank side issues my acountant wanted my SSN I refused to give it on GP and asked what other ways I can say who I was. None. this is bank of america. I was eventually put on the phone and had the bank manager and me and their fraud folks do a all stake holders. Mericles of mericles.

    I have moved the majority of my money to washingon mutual. The amusing thing is that my acountant told me "It doesn't make much of a difference to us if you use your SSN or not---it's our sales folks and how easly bought off they are to sell your info"

    I don't know about you WTF kind of crack pot banking insitutions do we have that DEMAND a SSN knowing that is the SINGLE WORST most hairbraned security scheme. EVER. I DEMAND A REFUND!!! I want my money back on a counrty that's FUCKED UP THIS BAD...can I get my money back...SECURITY !! We have a live one...please get me my money back!!

  113. Can you contest? by Wubby · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever tried to deny a charge that they signed with a fake name? The CC company will see that no real signature was ever put on the card. Wouldn't they have to agree?

    You'll have to go through the hassle of a new card, I assume, but could it work?

    Couldn't you buy a big screen TV, sign it "Ima Theif", and argue the charge when it shows up on you're bill. I wonder if the CC companies would start taking security more seriously if that started happening.

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    1. Re:Can you contest? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you buy a big screen TV, sign it "Ima Theif", and argue the charge when it shows up on you're bill.

      If it's a large enough purchase, the credit card company and/or the merchant will care. They'll pull security tapes, get the police involved, etc. and then you'll end up with a fraud charge and a criminal record. So I guess you *could* try it out, but the end result may not be what you expected.

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    2. Re:Can you contest? by praxis · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could try. Just hope that the retailed doesn't produce surveillence tapes of you purchaing said big screen TV or else the credit card company might choose to charge you with fraud.

  114. Damn You!! by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Damn you BobJohnson!! Watch, no only did you kill ZUG for the next day or so...but you will probably get your own custom icon for this.

    But, when I submitted the SAME story to /. a month ago it just got rejected.

    Who's balls do you have to suck around here to get an article published!

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    1. Re:Damn You!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to suck balls. You just have to understand the criteria.

      1. Is the story a duplicate of a previous story?
      2. Is the story written in proper english with correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation?
      3. Is the story relevant to "News for Nerds"?
      4. Does the story follow basic journalism guidelines for content and ethics?
      5. Does the story contain a sensationalist or misleading headline?

      If your story has passed any of the above tests it will be rejected. Keep this in mind next time.

    2. Re:Damn You!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you messed up #5

  115. Signatures in general by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 1

    Not really specifically about Credit Cards...

    When I bought my house, and I had to sign a million papers, they handed me the first one, and I wrote my signature. The same one I write EVERYTIME, which I figured the whole point of a signature was.

    "No, don't sign it like that. See where we typed it beneath the line. Sign it like that."

    I always do my full name (since I go by my middle name, but all documentation is with my first name.) They typed First M. Last.

    I wrote what they wanted me to, but thought it was pretty pointless as far as a signature goes.

    Even worse is when they want you to 'initial changes.' I've been told if you make a mistake on a check and need to change it, just initial the change.

    So, my grandma wrote a check to my wife, but she put the wrong name on it. The bank was going to accept it if "my grandma" changed the name and initialed it.

    Do you have a signature intialization style?

    I don't think Signatures were ever any good...they were just the 'best you could do'.

    I think 'thumb prints' would be good. The store doesn't need the print. The bank doesn't even need the print. It's just if there's a challenge to a transaction, or contract, etc, you'd just have to give a new thumbprint to verify.

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  116. Totally useless by DogDude · · Score: 5, Informative

    I run a medium-sized store. The credit card signing IS useless. Why? What do we do with the credit card signatures? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They get put in a big box, and every so often, they get thrown away. Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover makes no requirements on us to do anything with the signatures. The only reason that we could possibly need a signed receipt is if a transaction is fraudulent, and somebody needs proof that they did NOT sign the receipt. And honestly, that's just a guess. Maybe it's buried somewhere in the 100 pages of fine print, but I've never seen it.
    1. Credit card companies don't ask for signatures, even in the case of fraud. It's not worth their time and money.
    2. Neither myself or any of my employees are handwriting experts. Somebody could forge a signature very easily. It ain't rocket science.

    Really, all the signatures for are to provide a sense of security to the tin-foil hat types. In reality, a credit card is as good as cash, but if you lose it, you don't feel the negative consequences. So, while credit card signatures are useless, I readily use mine everywhere without worrying about a signature.

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    1. Re:Totally useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely correct (I posted under a different post), the large retail chain I worked for uses those electronic boxes/signature screens to process CC's. The clerk can not even see the signature. The only thing the box does is run the numbers through the clearing house to check CC balance or to note if the CC is a known stolen one and then it alerts the cashier on the register. It's well known in the stores that no one ever looks at the signatures the box records. When I purchase there, I just scribble in the signature box because it makes the machine "happy" (if you just click ok without a "signature", it prints a blank CC form for you to sign in the presence of the clerk).

    2. Re:Totally useless by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I figured I should probably point this out, but for me to attempt to tell the bank a purchase using my bank provided credit/debit card (ie the ones that work eitehr way) wasn't done by me. First I have to contact however did the charge (ie whatever company it was), if they are unwilling to assist me in gettign my money back I can then go to the bank. The bank then _requires_ the company that did the transaction to send them proof (via signed receipt) for the transaction. If they can't I eventually get my money back.

      I've had to do this before when some ex-roomates seem to have gotten my card numbers and to annoy me they started using them to buy things online. Well obviously no one online has a signed receipt and I got my money back, but in your case you are a bussiness and if you ever are in this situation you do need to have prrof available. That or you'd lose money each time it happens.

      Where I work we keep digital copies mostly, the ones that can't be captured digitally are done on paper still. Digital copies are kept forever at the corporate office, if I wanted to I could look up anything I've ever signed for digitally here. Physically ones are kept for 3 years, after which they are sent to corporate and I really have no idea what they do with them.

      So as a bussiness these can be ver very important to have, but yes they don't do much of anything for most people...

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    3. Re:Totally useless by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

      You've completely missed the intended point of signing a credit card receipt. It's not so much for record keeping or going back to later as it is for time-of-sale verification.

      The clerk is supposed to take the card from the customer, swipe it, hold the card through the authorization process and signature, then compare the card to the signature on the receipt. If the signatures don't match or the clerk is uncertain, the clerk is supposed to ask the customer for additional (preferably photo) identification. If the customer cannot identify himself successfully, it's supposed to be no-sale -- refund the transaction, keep the card, and call the credit card company.

      Will that stop an accomplished forger intent on using someone else's credit card? No way! Will it stop your average Joe just scribbling somebody else's name using the card he picked up on the street? More often than not, yes!

      It's also possible for a credit card authorization request to result in a "keep card" response, in which case the transaction has failed and the clerk is supposed to keep the card (assuming it would not cause danger of bodily harm -- if he's got a gun, the customer is ALWAYS right!). I say "possible" as support for that is in the VisaNET/Vital spec, but I admit I've never seen nor heard of it happening.

      Of course with lazy clerks or self-service terminals (in either case the customer has his card back in his wallet before the terminal's even got a dial tone), the whole process is kind of b0rked up...

    4. Re:Totally useless by Emnar · · Score: 1

      By keeping the receipts, if a cutomer were to purchase a product legitimately, and then dispute the transaction, you'll have evidence that he made the purchase.

      Yeah, it would be stupid for him to do it, and there are ways around it (signing the 'wrong' signature), but that's never stopped anybody...

    5. Re:Totally useless by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but even with a signed credit card receipt the business is s.o.l. if the customer says that it is NOT their signature. Just try this at your local gas station. Even if the signature matches your signature, if you deny the transaction, you don't pay and the merchant gets no money. Doesn't even matter if they have you on video signing the slip, because the credit card companies will NOT accept video evidence. Of course if the merchant decides to take you to court you will lose, but for $20.00 court is not worth it.

    6. Re:Totally useless by DogDude · · Score: 1

      That's not even true any more. We're a small business (less than 10 employees), so we still have a POS terminal with paper receipts. Last I checked, at most big merchants (I occasionally HAVE to go to one for office supplies) and even grocery stores, you simply swipe your own card. The cashier never even sees it. So, in these situations (which I'd assume, by the way Americans love their Big Box stores, is the majority), the signature is also useless.

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    7. Re:Totally useless by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well that's not exactly true... In one case (where my roomates got a hold of my actual CC card and it predated them just using the number to buy stuff online) the merchant had a signed receipt so the bank actually refused to give me back my money... It was obviously not my signature, but to my bank it didn't matter (I don't actually use them anymore for any of my banking needs FYI). I never did get the money back (about $80) for that transaction as back then (this was roughly 7 years ago) no one cared since I'd gotten back almsot all the money they spent and they were no where to be found anymore...

      Now this isn't a credit card company... Again this was my bank with my checking account and a bank credit/debit card. They simply don't seem to care, credit card companies seem to care far more.

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    8. Re:Totally useless by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      I run a medium-sized store. The credit card signing IS useless. Why? What do we do with the credit card signatures? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. They get put in a big box, and every so often, they get thrown away. Visa/Mastercard/Amex/Discover makes no requirements on us to do anything with the signatures. The only reason that we could possibly need a signed receipt is if a transaction is fraudulent, and somebody needs proof that they did NOT sign the receipt. And honestly, that's just a guess. Maybe it's buried somewhere in the 100 pages of fine print, but I've never seen it.

      Do a more thorough job of reading. The agreement you make when you choose to accept Visa, Mastercard, etc is that if a purchase is disputed, you must supply the signature slip. If you don't, Visa and Mastercard put a chargeback on the vendor's account. THAT'S why you are supposed to keep them, for whatever retention period your authorisation company requires.

      I've had to dig through piles of old signature slips several times to fax a copy to Visa/MC.

      The purpose of the signature is not for security, it is for agreement of the terms of the card purchase. If you own your own business like you "claim" to do, you should have a better understanding of the agreements you enter with credit card companies.

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    9. Re:Totally useless by wcdw · · Score: 1

      I suggest you re-read your merchant account agreement.... If I dispute a "card present" credit card transaction, and you cannot provide a signed receipt within a fixed period of time, in all odds you will eat that charge -- even if it was perfectly legitimate.

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    10. Re:Totally useless by Michael+Spencer+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I work for First National Merchant Solutions (but you don't seem to be our customer -- that's OK, I'll help anyone :-) ). Wait until you get a retrieval request or a chargeback. THAT is when you need those stored sales drafts. Just because it hasn't happened to you yet doesn't mean it's a useless business practice.

      Visa/Mastercard give customers the right to request sales drafts. They usually charge for that (something like $10.00 per sale). You would then get a sales draft request in the mail. You must provide your processing company with a copy of that signed sales draft, so the processing company can pass that information along to the card issuing bank (using this formal chargeback case notification process).

      If you don't respond to that chargeback, the issuing bank is allowed to issue a chargeback for "requested information not provided". Even if you did everything correctly during the sale, just because you threw the sales draft out after 3 months and the customer requested a sales draft copy, the customer would be allowed to get their money back through Visa/Mastercard. You would then have to call the customer and get another form of payment, or take them to court.

      (Call your own processor's customer service department and confirm this if you'd like.)

      I know it's annoying keeping those tupperware tubs of sales drafts around the office, but the alternative is less protection against chargeback-related customer fraud. I'd say it's worth it, but it's your business.

      --Michael Spencer

  117. futile by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

    As with most security, the system is broken because it relies to the poorly paid employee giving a hoot.

    I sign my credit card with a large "ASK FOR ID" printed in big black letters. About half of the people that flip the card over ask for my ID, which comes down to a generous 1:50 actually asking for my ID.

    Sometimes I give them a hard time "you should ask, you should care, blah blah" - most of the time I do not, as I remember how much I cared having a 10 hr no break shift running an entire gas station at 17 years of age. (I ended up not caring at all, it sucked. Americans are pretty selfish and rude to people in the service industry - maybe this is true in other cultures)

    When anyone checks my credit card and actually asks for my ID, I sincerely thank them and let them know that I appreciate their concern and wish that more people would do the same.

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  118. heh by pyth · · Score: 1

    Just the other day, I accidentally handed my student card to a cashier at a gas station. She just rung it up without looking at it, and only noticed when it beeped an error message.

  119. Mirror by Snotboble_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mirror can be found at nyud.net

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    1. Re:Mirror by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      Broken URL, Name could not be found.

    2. Re:Mirror by drunken+dash · · Score: 1

      This mirror seems to have slowed to a crawl - anybody have a mirror of this mirror?

      Thanks

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    3. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all the images are still coming from the original site. nice mirror.

    4. Re:Mirror by Mindcry · · Score: 1

      this isn't really a mirror, the pictures (the important part) aren't copied, but link to the original site, so they're all DOA.

  120. "See ID" does NOT work. by brauwerman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Credit Card companies explicitly tell merchants to refuse cards with "See ID" written on them. I was refused service at a Post Office for this reason.

    As far I as I can tell, the credit card companies WANT to encourage fraud, because (a) they don't pay for it, the vendors do, and (b) advertising fraud-protection (at the vendor's expense) makes them look good. The credit card companies sell the customers on the convenience, and then together the companies and the consumers squeeze the vendors.

    1. Re:"See ID" does NOT work. by xTMFWahoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had "SEE ID" on all my cards for years (4-5) and haven't had a problem. The problem is that people rarely ask for ID. I thank them when they do!!

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    2. Re:"See ID" does NOT work. by MNJavaGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was refused because your card is not valid unless it has your signature on the back of it. That signature is there to show that you have read your credit card contract and agree to it, not to act as a security feature. Any store that has accepted that card would have been out of luck if you were using it fraudulently, as the card company will not cover it if the card has not been signed. How they know that is beyond me though.

    3. Re:"See ID" does NOT work. by brauwerman · · Score: 1

      Hmm?

      The *charge receipt*, not my card, has my signature to show that I have read my credit card contract and agreed to it ("I agree to pay..." i sprinted on the receipt. My card only says "Authorized Signature". The card is activated by the credit card company when I agree to the contract.

  121. Homeless dude and stolen card! by kotku · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was standing in a supermarket checkout line in Cambridge in the UK once and this pretty festy looking homeless dude is in front of me with a 6 pack of Tennents Super Strength lager. Anyway he whips out this busted up debit card, all scratched and bent, obviously stolen or found. The pimply checkout chick just takes the card and incredulously turns to the bum and asks him if he would like any cash out with his purchase. In the UK you don't have to type in a pin to get cash out with purchases at the supermarket you just have to sign and well...... You should have seen the guys eyes light up. It was going to be his lucky day. "50 pounds please"

    The cashier then takes the card and swipes it. Unfortunately for the alkie bum the card was too damaged and wouldn't swipe through the machine correctly. If he had been a bit luckier he would have easily made off with 50 quid and a 6 pack of lager. What was really astounding was the robotic attitude of the checkout chick to the obvious scam. She would have happily handed over that 50 quid if the card had swiped.

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  122. An idea by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

    But you have to do an awful lot.

    Such as using one of those credit cards to buy some more bandwidth after the slashdotting?

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  123. Matching signature isn't required by fhknack · · Score: 1

    IANAL, and I suppose things could have changed since last I checked, but neither a matching signature nor ID are necessary to make a valid credit card purchase. It's a bearer instrument.

    Look who the ID checking helps: the issuing bank. All you're liable for is the first $50. If your card is stolen, it doesn't make a difference if the thief charges only $50 or runs up $5K. The banks have done a great job with the propaganda that consumers are protected by the hassle, but it's all bull.

  124. Re:No signature - story by MajorBurrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work at a software store, and the regional manager was very concerned that all employees check signatures for all credit card purchases. We even had this long set of rules, and one of them was, "The credit card must have a valid name in the signature area". It is illegal, after all, to put something besides your signature on your card.

    So one day, I'm working and this college girl comes in and picks up Wing Commander 3 from the shelf. She walks up to me, smiles, and gives me her credit card. In the signature area is written: "Please ask for ID". So I ask to see her ID, and she smiles at me and says, "Thank you! You're the first person all day who's asked to see my ID." Now, I'm starting to get a good vibe from her, until I remember the rules. I compare her driver's license signature to her credit card, and I'm about to hand it back to her and ask her about the game as a way to get her to talk to me (she's probably buying the game for someone, but who knows, maybe I'm about to meet a single, female gamer - they DO exist!) when the manager wanders over. I suppose he'd seen her dig out her driver's license. Crap. So now I have a choice - it's really too bad that I loved my job. So I hand her back her license and credit card and say, "I'm sorry, I can't accept this credit card." Well, her smile disappears pretty quick. I try to explain the rule, but she pays with cash and leaves the store pretty quick.

    Next time the regional manager was in the store, he complimented me on my performance - my manager must have told him about it. Still, I would have rather had her phone number than a compliment from the sleazy regional manager.

    And I never saw her in the store again.

  125. who else has a picture on their card? by tuxette · · Score: 1
    When I'm here in Norway, I just swipe and punch in my PIN-code.

    When I'm in other countries, not only does my signature get checked as I'm using a VISA card from a foreign country/bank, but the people doing the checking have the added benefit of checking to see if I look like the person on the card. I've gotten a lot of "that's unmistakenably you" feedback. And it is especially in the US that I get "I wish we had pictures on our credit cards" comments.

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    1. Re:who else has a picture on their card? by praxis · · Score: 1

      I have a picture on my Bank of America card. And a copy of the signature printed under it on the front, as well as my signature written on the back. I've never had to show a second form of ID, even for large purchases.

    2. Re:who else has a picture on their card? by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      I remember 10 years ago or more when the picture card came out 60 minutes sent a guy all around new york spending thousands with a card that clearly wasn't his. he even signed his own name instead of the one on the card....he was never denied or asked for ID

  126. signature not useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    when a criminal signs a slip of paper during a credit card transaction, that strengthens the case against him; he has actively signed to fraudulantly aquire goods/cash with somebody else's card; if his signature matches the one on the stolen card, then he can not claim to have accidentally used the card (somehow?)

    also, a signature from the customer, during the legitimate use of a card, is proof the customer actually validated the transaction; it stops unethical salesmen

    these are reasons I could come up with quickly; there are probably many more examples why signing for goods is useful, and not just a redundancy; signing for something to make a binding contract is based on years, nay, ages of good practise; recently, PIN entry has been introduced to the UK, and this is also superior to pure card swiping with no authentication, and has some advantages and some disadvantages as compared to signing

    GrimRC

  127. Purpose of signature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always understood the signature to be a mechanism to protect the merchant not the consumer. This is a "credit" transaction not a "cash" transaction. The merchant through your bank is extending you credit which you are agreeing to pay at some time in the future. Basically if you decide to repudiate the transaction (i.e. say you didnt make the purchase), the merchant has your signature and therefore has some legal standing to claim you actually made the purchase.

    I beleive this is the idea behind US $50 consumer liability. It illustrates that the bulk of the liability is with the merchant (and the bank underwritting the credit transaction), however encourages the consumer to take some minimal responsibility if they see fraud happening in their name.

    However its interesting to watch the perception of this change over time.

  128. Mod Parent UP by acoustix · · Score: 1

    He's right.

    -Nick

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  129. Re:Ever buy a house?? Your signature will get slop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it can get even sloppier...
    When we were scheduled to close on our house, my wife was in the hospital. I had to have her sign a power of attorney so I could go close the deal.

    I signed "John Q. Public" and "John Q. Public, Power of Attorney for Jane Z. Public" about 700 times.

    My hand wouldn't unclench for an hour.

  130. The reason why. by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Video Cameras.

    Go ahead, try and write a bad signature, then claim you didn't make that purchase; they'll show the videos of you Entering the store empty handed, picking up the Merch, your time at the Cashier, and Exiting the store, laden with goods.

    Theft, Fraud, Perjury...

    Same at the Gas Station, they got an image of your license plate and car.

  131. OOH OOH I KNOW A WAY! by djallstar · · Score: 1

    Be black.

  132. Not only do they not check your signature... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    ...but in some places, you don't even have to sign for the purchase at all. Some fast food places, like Braum's, won't make you sign unless the purchase is over $20. Some automated card acceptors, like the ones at Sonic drive-throughs or the automatic checkout machines at Dillons, don't require a signature either. (Others, like Kmart's auto-checkouts, do require a signature on an electronic pad.)

    When I worked at Kmart, we were told to check the signatures, and sometimes we were mystery-shopped to make sure that we did. And whenever a card wasn't signed, we were to ask for another form of ID. I saw a lot of people who either didn't sign their cards or who wrote "See ID" instead.

    Technically, you're not supposed to accept cards with no signature, even if they write "see ID"...but you're not supposed to insist on a minimum charge for credit card transactions either, but a lot of people do both.

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  133. Mother of Perl You are Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Talk to any lawyer. Writing "see ID" on the signature block is the worst thing you could ever do! If you haven't also signed the card then you are in violation of the Visa cardmember agreement and the whole $50 or $0 liability thing is out the window because Visa could prove you were neglegent if your card is ever stolen and recovered and they see the dumb-ass move you pulled. Seriously, when asked for ID I always provide my library card - not once has anyone questioned it - ever. Faking an ID is easier than faking a signature.

    Also, despite many state attempts at reducing ID theft risk by limiting the info on your drivers license there is still a risk and some states still have SSN's on licenses. So, you are basicaly handing your ID over to what appears to be some moron behind the counter that has a photographic memory and steals your life!

    Do not, ever, under any condition provide your ID to a cashier - make them call Visa and report a "code 10": http://usa.visa.com/business/accepting_visa/ops_ri sk_management/card_present.html

    1. Re:Mother of Perl You are Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right on! Reading many of the threads on this topic proves that most slashdot readers are morons who would compromize their identity and rights based on ignorance. Why of all folks would a slashdot reader want to provide ID? Seriously, what part of NO LIABILITY do these folks not understand?

  134. Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work at Target, and as a backup cashier, I would also check every signature.

    It was pointless though, because they never actually told me what to do if the signatures didn't match. During the daily meeting, they seemed to be more concerned with raising the average cashier speed. I don't see how a cashier that checked signatures could make above 80th percentile.

    In fact, of the 5 jobs i've had that involved handling credit cards, not a single one trained me on what to do if the signatures and/or identification didn't match.

  135. My new drivers licence by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    My new NJ driver's licence has my signature scanned onto it (50% size), underneath the laminate. Would there be any benefit in the credit card companies requiring same? Obviously this would increase production costs of the cards to some degree, but might the idea have some merit, especially if merchants then REQUIRED both the photo ID and card and this could be enforced somehow.

  136. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  137. I did this same expriement by eanmeyer · · Score: 1

    I had never heard about it before. However, I didn't sign a name. I would write things like "Hitler was bad" and "Cigarettes give me cancer" and "I like donuts!" I did this about 50 times before someone said anything and then I told them it was fine and they let me walk out of the store. The second time, about a month later, the girl a 7-11 said "No" and asked me to leave. That ended that game.

  138. I had my card swapped with someone else's. by ResistanceIsIrritati · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day in a shop I went to pay for a purchase and noticed that my credit card had changed form VISA to MasterCard! On closer examination, I discovered that I had someone else's card. Apart from the user name and the logo it looked just like mine.

    My card was missing so obviously it had been switched during some previous transaction. I checked back through my receipts and found, to my amazement, that I had paid for a weekly supermarket shop, a tank of petrol and a small car repair on this other guy's card.

    The purchase before had been for a meal on a train home from work a few nights before. On the train they have the habit of collecting several payments at a time and taking them into the kitchen to process. I had been sitting opposite a gentleman at the table and guessed it may have been him.

    I live in East Anglia and get off the train at Diss, the stop before the end of the line so I knew this chap would have to get off in Norwich. From there he could have boarded another train or drove off into the countryside. Luckily, when I checked directory enquiries, there was one listing Norwich phone book with his surname and initials. I phoned him up and asked if he had my card in his wallet - he did! What's more he had made three purchases on my card.

    I drove to him and we swapped cards. We waited for the statements to arrive and I ended up sending him a cheque for about 30 pounds.

    A lucky escape - it's a good job we were both honest. After my experience I'm not really surprised to hear about signatures not being checked. I can understand how it might happen in shops where they know me but all my purchases were not. Here in the UK Chip & PIN is being introduced so that should prevent a similar thing happening. But I always check my card carefully when I get it back now.

    1. Re:I had my card swapped with someone else's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly you!

      That happend to me as well (cards got swapped at a gas station). If you had done as I did (call the card company), they would have assumed liability for all purchases made during the "confusion" for both of the involved parties.

      / AC because I refuse to get caught up in this whole "posting on slashdot" sillyness.

  139. Egg card by indie1982 · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I was applying for a credit card form a company called Egg. I did it all online and you could choose what name you wanted printing on the front of the card.

    It did go on to say that it may cause problems and that you may be asked for additional ID if you get anything other than your name put on it.

    Mind, I met a guy in a pub once who had his name changed by deed poll to Duncan Disorderly!

    indie

  140. see id doesn't work at post office by edstromp · · Score: 1

    My post office wouldn't accept my card with "see id" on the back of it because, according to the fine print, the card is not valid without a proper signature.

    Sincerly,
    See M. Id

  141. Why the Card Company Doesn't Care by Kagato · · Score: 1

    Generally, the reason why the credit card companies don't care is because card fraud in the US is absurdly low compared to the rest of the world. Basically, the system of comparing your buying patterns works.

    In Europe, Visa and Mastercard are mandating a new Pin based card system with encryption. Fraud became so bad there that they moved to a whole new card system, requiring every merchant to get a new terminal. (Technically, you can use your old terminal, but the card companies are dropping all the merchant protections).

    Very few US merchants care about the sig line. It just makes the lines go slower, they'll eat the fraud to get the sales volume. The only place I've seen that cares is the U.S. Postal Service. Which WILL require the signature panel be signed, and WILL NOT accept "SEE ID". Although, more or less all they are doing is following the same merchant agreement every other merchant is supposed to follow.

  142. Re:My Method by gwhenning · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always write "See ID" on the back of my cards. Most people don't bother to check, but some do and then I tell them this story.

    When my wife and I were out appliance shopping we went into the local Best Buy. We picked out a washer, dryer, and a couple of other things totaling about $1,800. When we got to the front the cashier was more interested in talking to the young girl standing next to the checkout stand than to even acknowledge my wife and I. With no greeting, and no eye contact, he completed the entire transaction and handed me back the card. It wasn't until I had put my wallet away that he asked to check the signatures. When he saw that the signature line said "See ID" he asked for my ID. I told him that I couldn't show him my ID because the card was stolen and it wouldn't match. His jaw dropped to the ground as he frantically started to void the transaction.

    When I got his manager to the front I explained that by not checking before hand he had made the merchant liable for any damages caused by using the stolen card. When the manager told me, " if there had been a problem they would have simply voided the transaction, thus clearing any problems for the person whose card had been stolen." I pointed out that many credit card companies took out the transactions immediately, but processed the returns only after they had been "cleared" by the merchant. (Try it, Target & Best Buy will pull immediately, but not return for a couple of days.) Since they would have just tied up my entire credit limit, if my wife had been out using her legitimate card at a business dinner, it would have been declined causing great anguish on her part possibly opening to a pain and suffering type lawsuit.

    I don't always resort to that story, but the kid ticked me off. I wonder if the manager even wrote him up for not acknowledging the customer.

  143. PIN Code is old tried and true by charleste · · Score: 1

    I have been using this "new technology" since 1989. I think the 4 digit PIN codes/Passwords/whatever you want to call it is safer - so long as thieves don't get too sophisticated (or watch over you shoulder). I have *yet* (knock on wood) to have any issues.

  144. Strip Clubs Check! by jconley · · Score: 1

    Last time i bought a nice bottle of Grey Goose at one of Vegas's fine gentleman establishments they made me resign to match my ID AND proivde a thumb print!

    Course I didn't much care at that point.

  145. Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some banks will put a picture on your card. Since its on the front, I've found that it is useful, sometimes.

    But you still run into issues with self checkout things, where theonly person who actually sees the card is you.

  146. Useless on a bearer instrument by SavoWood · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you who are afriad of someone stealing your card and making unauthorized purchases, you can rest easy. The credit card companies have been able to detect fraud at the time of purchase for quite a while now. Ever since they felt comfortable enough to offer everyone "zero liability".

    First off, the cashier at your local WalMart isn't a handwriting and signature analysis expert or an identity expert. They aren't expected to be. The credit card companies realized this a long time ago. Strangely enough, if your card is stolen and the clerk compared the signature, the store becomes liable for the fraudulent purchases.

    A Visa or MasterCard is what's called a bearer instrument. It's the same as having cash. If I handed you a $20 bill to pay for something, you wouldn't ask for ID. The same rule applies to Visa and MasterCard. They're all three bearer instruments.

    On the other hand, AMEX is an owner instrument. Only the owner of the card is allowed to use it. IIRC, Diners' Club is the same way. You must be the owner of the card. If you have an AMEX, and your spouse is on the same account, you will each have your own card with your own name on it, and IIRC a different number assigned to the same account.

    Using an owner instrument is a little more tricky. In that case, the cashier should make a cursory check to see if the signatures match, and may ask for ID, however, much more than that is placing liability back on the store instead of the Loss Prevention department of the bank or credit card company.

    A few years ago, I was sitting at home and got a call from Nike Online. Within about 10-15 seconds of that call, I had a call from Visa Loss Prevention on call waiting. Someone had stolen my Visa number and attempted to use it to buy a lot of Nike stuff from the online store. Both Nike and Visa caught the fraudulent purchase at the time of sale. They were able to get in touch with me, the local police department, and set up a sting to get the thief. I wasn't charged anything, and had only a minor problem while I waited for my new card to arrive since they had to kill the old number (which sucked as I had just memorized it and the code on the back).

    Checking IDs is just as bad as airline security. It does nothing to actually prevent crime. It just gives the underinformed a (false) sense of security.

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    1. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Alomex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Using an owner instrument [such as AMEX] is a little more tricky. In that case, the cashier should make a cursory check to see if the signatures match, and may ask for ID, however, much more than that is placing liability back on the store instead of the Loss Prevention department of the bank or credit card company.

      Actually afaik, AMEX explicitly tells the merchants not to check the signatures of their platinum and centurion customers. They believe that (a) such customers should not face the hassle of having their signature questioned and (b) their expert system will be better at flagging the fake purchase than the cashier will be at picking up the fake signature.

    2. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 3, Interesting
      On the other hand, AMEX is an owner instrument. Only the owner of the card is allowed to use it. IIRC, Diners' Club is the same way. You must be the owner of the card...

      Amex cards say right on them that they are not transferrable. This saved my butt a few years ago.

      My card was due to expire, and my new card hadn't shown up yet. About the time I was starting to wonder I had a call from American Express. Had I received my card? No. Did I live alone? Yes. And a bunch more such questions.

      It turned out that somebody had stolen my card from the mail and had gone on a shopping spree. I asked, very specifically, what my liability was, and they said zero, because the merchants hadn't verified the identity of the person who had used the card, and it was abundantly obvious that the name on the card and the person using it didn't match.

      My bill was interesting that month. About 20 pages of charges, then 20 more pages of refunds for fraudulent charges.

      ...laura

    3. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by SavoWood · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize they had graduated to that level. 15 or so years ago when I worked in the Economic Crimes Division of my state's AG office, things were a little different. Now, with the flagging systems being so well done, it makes perfect sense. I'm glad to know my platinum AMEX will be safe. However, for AMEX, I'm less unhappy to show ID. When I use my Visa or MC, I get pissed.

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    4. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, I was sitting at home and got a call from Nike Online. Within about 10-15 seconds of that call, I had a call from Visa Loss Prevention on call waiting. Someone had stolen my Visa number and attempted to use it to buy a lot of Nike stuff from the online store. Both Nike and Visa caught the fraudulent purchase at the time of sale. They were able to get in touch with me, the local police department, and set up a sting to get the thief. I wasn't charged anything, and had only a minor problem while I waited for my new card to arrive since they had to kill the old number (which sucked as I had just memorized it and the code on the back).
      On a few occasions when I attempted to make a large purchase with a Visa card it was refused at the terminal and the cashier had to either call the bank or have his/her supervisor make the call (depending on the stupidity level of the cashier). In all cases this was due to the large purchase setting off a 'red flag' at the bank. I had to then talk to the person at the bank in order to make the purchase. They wanted proof that the card was being used by the card holder. (We are talking about purchases in the 4 figure dollar amounts, not an everyday thing at
      Walmart, but it can happen at the HomeDepot or Sears).

    5. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a platinum Amex? Don't you think that's a bit pretentious? What do they charge $350/year or some ridiculous annual fee so you can be one level better than someone with a gold card? Does anybody really take advantage of the shallow added features of each "seniority level"? I can see if it was a black card - then people kiss your ass because it signifies that you're grossly irresponsible with your finances, but a platinum card basically says, "Hey, I'm insecure and am willing to pay a lot of money to impress people." The regular Amex has no limit so the other cards are just window dressing and schemes to bilk more money from consumers.

    6. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by SavoWood · · Score: 1

      It's a company card. Everyone above a certain level has them. The company makes great use of the extra features, and apparently the extra money is worth it. You can really pile on the miles when you fly to Thailand, Kenya, South Africa, and other really long (and expensive last minute) flights (from the US) on a fairly regular basis.

      A few years ago, my personal AMEX was eligible for an upgrade. I asked them how much it would cost. It was free for the first year, and they usually would waive the fee for the following years if you were a good customer (read: spend beaucoup bucks on the card). Apparently you can get airline miles at something like triple the rate of the regular card. I was tempted, but eventually just switched most of my personal purchases to my Visa Check Card so it would come directly from my bank account. Lucky for me, I typically have enough in there to buy what I need, when I need it. If not, then I use the AMEX when I can pay it off by the end of the month. The last resort is the MasterCard with a stupidly high interest rate. The real last resort is to just do without. =-)

      Nevertheless, yes, I have a Platinum AMEX. No, I don't have to pay the bill or the yearly fee.

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      Plant a tree in a developing country.
    7. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by kraut · · Score: 1

      >The credit card companies have been able to detect fraud at the time of purchase for quite a while now.
      Err.. no. I don't think so. Maybe some do, but most don't in my experience. Two months after a trip to South Africa I had someone buy 500 quid worth of booze (at the exchange rate at the time, we're talking a pickup truck full), cameras, stereo equipment, and not one, but TWO sets of tires. On my Amex. You'd think tires would be an unusual enough purchase for a tourist to trigger a callback ("So, Mr. Kraut, what *exactly* have you been doing with your rental car?"), but no.

      >Ever since they felt comfortable enough to offer everyone "zero liability".
      That's largely because they can pass on the liability to the store, not because they have fancy fraud detection.

      On the other hand, some of them do have sensible security checks; e.g. when I was buying a laptop in Singapore I had a callback because I hadn't used the card there on that trip. "Mr. Kraut, we just wanted to verify it was you, since we had no record of you being in SG". Callbacks are always a bit embarrassing, but worth it for the security.

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    8. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by kraut · · Score: 1

      As an Amex platinum holder, I can assure you that
      a) signatures do get checked, and occasionally you get callbacks if you buy something expensive enough
      b) their expert system is crap at flagging fake purchases, IMHO. See other posts.

      On the upside, they are very good about liability. If you say you didn't buy it, and the merchant can't provide evidence of a matching signature, you're good and he's screwed. And the thief's laughing, obviously.

      And their customer service has got me out of trouble once or twice. And saved a friend of mine from a very unpleasant weekend when his roommate in a youth hostel walked out with all his stuff on friday evening. The US Embassy was closed, but Amex was open, and happy to give him emergency cash.

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    9. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by kraut · · Score: 1

      I LIKE callbacks. They make me feel a lot safer. After all, all that happens is that the bank confirms that you really are who you claim to be.

      It can be a bit embarassing, and (if you think about it) benefits the merchant more than you, but if there's an unusually large purchase going through on my card, I don't mind them confirming my DOB and Mother's maiden name (even though you could get both through decent public record search, which is scary, it will thwart most criminals).

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    10. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having both multiple American Express Merchant Accounts and an Amex Platinum, I can guarantee they definately do NOT instruct merchants to not check ID. (For you quick readers, please note the intended double negative.)

      Now that's not to say it doesn't happen for some illogical reason. I use my Amex to buy everything from small purchases to major $10,000 electronics -- and the signature is rarely, if never, checked. They take it, look at the FRONT, swipe it, and give it back.

      Boggles my mind. I get harassed all the time with my Visa. I've had to pull out my ID more times than not -- even though the signature looks just the same as the Amex, and is always darn close when I sign it (no wild variations).

      I don't understand the logic behind it, but I have definately observed the trend. When I ask the merchants that demand ID on my Visa transactions (after I provide it, just to see why they asked -- I don't give them a hard time), they say it's because "I look too young". Uh huh.. too young to have a plain ol Visa card, but it's not a problem to have a platinum Amex? :/

      As a merchant, where's the trade off? Unless I know the customer -- it's just as risky to take an Amex Platinum as a run-of-the-mill Visa. In fact, if there's any difference, I'd say it's more risky to take the Amex -- they tend to be customer friendly in their disputes.

      It's so bad I give out my Amex to employees to make purchases (it's easier than using checks or paying them back). Never had a problem. Men, women, dogs all use my card -- no one ever questions them.

      I had surgery on both my hands last year, and while they were casted I went grocery shopping with my boyfriend. I was standing there, and handed him my Visa AND my license, and he went to sign for me. They wouldn't take it because I had to sign.

      I pointed out my obvious inability to sign, and the fact that I handed them my ID, but no dice. I had to squeeze a pen into my cast and make a wiggle mark on the charge slip. They said it didn't matter what I signed (since I gave them ID and couldn't sign) -- but it was not acceptable for my BF to sign.

      Uh huh. Strange.

    11. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Kuad · · Score: 1

      Falcon, the most used expert system (but not the only one) is good at spotting fraud. But it's not that good. (I know, I work for FI&Co.) It's only because the CC companies make such an insane amount of money that they can offer no liability, and it's only because of competition from debit cards that they feel they have to.

    12. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do they charge $350/year or some ridiculous annual fee so you can be one level better than someone with a gold card?

      Actually where I live they use to give you a free companion ticket (at any fare) with each year membership. It was well worth the extra $350. Since they cancelled that promotion is not clear platinum is any better than gold.

    13. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Amex's expert system is an inhouse system that is reputedly the best of the bunch. You also have to remember that Amex customer profile is a lot more narrow (they shoot for high income earners). This increases the chances of the system expert succeeding.

    14. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Amex platinum holder, I can assure you that

      a) signatures do get checked


      Duh! they sometimes get checked, in spite of AMEX telling them not to. Also if the purchase is over $100, then the procedures are somewhat different.

    15. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by Michael+Spencer+Jr. · · Score: 1

      (I work for a credit card processor, First National Merchant Solutions.) I've never heard 'bearer instrument' or 'owner instrument' used in my industry at all. They may have some legal meaning, but that would only apply in a courtroom, not in any sort of chargeback dispute under Visa/Mastercard regulations.

      To Visa/Mastercard, what matters is *account owner authorization*. Did the owner of the card authorize someone to initiate that sale? If you've ever initiated a chargeback on a fraudulent transaction, some banks have you sign a declaration that states neither you nor anyone authorized by you initiated that sale.

      In card-present sales, if the card was swiped and the signature matches, and the card hasn't yet been reported as lost (which would cause any authorization attempts to decline), the sale was probably authorized by the cardholder. Once the card is reported lost, no new sales are going to approve anyway.

      Checking IDs and signatures absolutely does protect merchants against claims of fraud. I have seen this protection work -- I have seen merchants have proceeds from sales given back to them after a chargeback, because they were able to provide a copy of a matching customer signature.

    16. Re:Useless on a bearer instrument by SavoWood · · Score: 1
      Did the owner of the card authorize someone to initiate that sale? ...you sign a declaration that states neither you nor anyone authorized by you initiated that sale.

      You just made my point. The owner of the card can give it to someone who may use it. Posession of the card itself implies authorization. If there was no "real" authorization, then there is the possibility of fraud. However, that's a problem for the courts to deal with.

      You really should check with your LP department to get a better understanding of these concepts. They'll help you to understand exactly what I'm talking about.

      I can understand your willingness to go along with letting the merchant check the signature, as it's a step in absolving your company from paying out. Most CC companies will charge the vendor/merchant in those cases. The merchant loses money because their cashier tried to be a handwriting/signature analyst, and failed.

      Again, it's a bearer instrument, so it's not required. If you wouldn't ask for an ID from someone using cash, you shouldn't for someone using a Visa or MasterCard.

      Checking IDs and signatures absolutely does protect merchants against claims of fraud. I have seen this protection work -- I have seen merchants have proceeds from sales given back to them after a chargeback, because they were able to provide a copy of a matching customer signature.

      In this case, you likely have a card owner attempting to commit fraud. This is a completely different problem from a card being stolen and being used by an unauthorized person. The card owner however may have a signature which is relatively easy to duplicate, and with an example on the back of their card, the thief's job is half way done. This makes things more difficult for the investigator, as there then is a need for someone who is a real handwiting and signature analyst (as opposed to the WalMart cashier trying to pretend to be one).

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  147. added crime by flaming-opus · · Score: 4, Informative

    the real advantage of credit card signatures is an added criminal charge. In a lot of states using someone else's credit card to buy $1000 worth of stuff amounts to petty theft, and is only grand larceny if you steal a certain monetary value from a single party. Thus the prison terms are often very short. However, if you sign the line, it's fraud, which is usually a felony.

    1. Re:added crime by Scyber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But what if you sign your own name? ANd the store still accepts it, is it fraud too then?

    2. Re:added crime by RaguMS · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But what if you sign your own name? ANd the store still accepts it, is it fraud too then?

      Personally, I do not believe it is fraud. I have been asked several times to go to a store and purchase something for people I know. I bring their credit card to the store and make the purchase. I sign the receipt with my name. One time at Circuit City, I was asked why the signature did not match, so I explained the situation - that the card did not belong to me and I was making a purchase for the person named on the card. The cashier nodded and completed the purchase.

      I've never had trouble doing this... but I am curious which criminal charges would be brought if it was a thief authorized to make those purchases.

    3. Re:added crime by brkello · · Score: 1

      This is kind of a hilarious statement. I mean, the whole "is it fraud" is interesting. But what kind of moronic criminal would sign their own name on the reciept. If they actually do go through the reciepts, they know who committed the crime. It's like breaking in to a house and leaving a note saying, "Hi, my name is Bob Johnson. I needed to borrow some of you stuff. Permanently. Thanks."

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    4. Re:added crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite.

      In many states, theft of over $500 is a felony. In addition, the prosecutors can lump together smaller, misdemeaner amounts to make up felonies - i.e., when a thief writes 100 $20 bad checks, they can be charged with 4 felonies instead of 100 misdemeaners.

      Any use of someone else's card, checks, etc. is almost certainly fraud on its own, regardless of the signature.

    5. Re:added crime by dannannan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a very good point. Most of the posts on this topic so far have all centered around the signature as an authentication mechanism, which this notion clearly demonstrates that it is not. (Also note that when you pay for things over the phone by credit card you don't sign anything either; all they might have is your caller ID.)

      Without measures like signature collection the system would be a farce. (Some people already think this is the case and choose not to participate.) Requiring signatures is just one way to lend some sort of credibility to the credit card billing system by linking some database rows to you in a real way.

      Look at it: a large financial institution sends you a monthly bill with arbitrary line items on it. All they want is some piece of evidence that links you to the purchases -- and results from a query in a database owned by the CC company don't count. They can say they require their merchants to collect signatures. It must then fall on you to say you've never even shopped there, or it wasn't you that signed, or the merchant isn't collecting signatures like they should. Now you have something specific about you and the merchant to argue about, which is more than nothing.

      When you make a purchase over the phone and don't sign, they can point out that there was a phone call from your home number. You could deny the phone call, or say it wasn't you, but now you are arguing about a phone call on a line owned by you, so you're involved in some material way.

      Interestingly enough, I bet that if the only evidence that it's your phone line is that the same credit card was used to pay the bills, that may not be enough to prove that you're actually involved, because they'd be effectively using their database to bear witness to itself.

    6. Re:added crime by RetepMc · · Score: 1

      "When you make a purchase over the phone and don't sign, they can point out that there was a phone call from your home number. You could deny the phone call, or say it wasn't you, but now you are arguing about a phone call on a line owned by you, so you're involved in some material way."

      Exactly! Because we all know that caller id/originating number cannot be spoofed.

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  148. Ask for ID . . . still doesn't work by RealSalmon · · Score: 1

    On my card, in bold black letters I have written '*** ASK FOR ID!! **** in the signature slot.

    With extremely rare exception, the clerk takes the card, turns it over to check the signature, gives me the card back, and completes the transaction without so much as another word.

    I wonder why they even bother with turning the card over to check . . .

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    -B

    1. Re:Ask for ID . . . still doesn't work by octaene · · Score: 1

      I love it... Some time back, I got a credit card offer, and I used it to conduct a little 'social experiment'. I printed STOLEN CARD in the signature box.

      I made 10 purchases, of which only 1 person looked at the back of the card. This lady looked at the back for more than 2 seconds, then asked me for ID. I gave her my driver's license, and she gave me back all the cards. I signed for my purchase and went on my way, no sweat.

      The whole signature thing, as has already been stated, is freakin' stoopid.

  149. Credit card signatures: useless? by pcmsc · · Score: 1

    I guess that is why all of the world (except for the USA & CANADA, but that might change) are currently going through the EMV migration(EMV = Europay + Mastercard + Visa) ==> replace all magstripe cards with microprocessor cards which will run a fairly sophisticated application.

    http://www.emvco.com/

  150. From the MasterCard Merchant Rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    True to SlashDot form, apparently no one has bothered to actually check the rules, so I present from the following: Merchant Rules

    2.1.1.2 Determine if the Card is Valid
    The card acceptor must complete the following steps to determine if each card
    presented is a valid MasterCard card:
    • Check the valid date and the expiration date on the face of the card. If the
      card is not yet valid or expired, the card acceptor must obtain an
      authorization from the issuer.
    • Check the Electronic Warning Bulletin or international Warning Notice(s).
      If the account number is listed, the card acceptor must not complete the
      transaction without obtaining an authorization from the issuer.
    • Compare the four-digit truncated account number imprinted in the
      signature panel with the last four digits of the embossed account number
      on the face of the card.
    • Unless a hybrid terminal is used, compare the embossed account number
      on the face of the card with the number displayed or printed from the POI
      terminal.
    • If a photograph of the cardholder is present on the card, compare the
      photograph on the card with the person presenting the card.
    • Check that the card is signed.
    • For unique transactions processed in a face-to-face environment (with the
      exception of truck stop transactions and card-read transactions where a
      non-signature CVM is used), request personal identification of the
      cardholder in the form of an unexpired, official government document.
      Compare the signature on the personal identification with the signature on
      the card.

    2.1.1.3 Unsigned Cards
    If the card is not signed, the card acceptor must:
    • obtain an authorization from the issuer, and
    • ask the cardholder to provide identification (but not record the cardholder
      identification information), and
    • require the cardholder to sign the card.
      The card acceptor must not complete the transaction if the cardholder refuses
      to sign the card.
  151. Fast Food Purchases by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

    What's interesting is that now that all the fast food chains are offering "cash or credit", when you pay by credit they don't make you sign anything.

    I just hand them my card, they hand it back with my food.

    So this makes the whole "signing" thing even more useless.

    1. Re:Fast Food Purchases by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      When an order is under 25$, the CC companies dont require you to sign..

      And they get THAT money no matter what (think of 50$ limit).

      Now, if you ordered 40$ at McDonalds (My god! Why??) you'd sign a chit.

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    2. Re:Fast Food Purchases by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I believe there is a limit under which you are not required to charge, and I think that limit is $15. I suggest you try ordering for about 8 people and see if you are asked to sign.

      You can sometimes go under that limit in a sit-down restaurant, but they need the receipt more for the tip than the signature.

    3. Re:Fast Food Purchases by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Under which you are not required to *sign*. Doh, I've been up for.... um, over 20 hours.

  152. No free fee by fm6 · · Score: 1
    And the percentage that they siphon from the credit card / direct check transaction goes to cover any fraud. So I fail to see how this is an issue. If someone uses my card fruadulently, then I get reimbursed.
    In other words, fraud costs you nothing, so what's the big deal.

    Wrong. That percentage adds a lot to the cost of goods. Often more than the merchant's own profit.

  153. Where I work... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    As I keep mentioning in my posts. I'm employed at a small independant bookstore. It's funny to watch my coworkers when they encounter an unsigned or "see ID" card. They always, without fail ask for ID (Our boss is an e-fraud paranoiac and chews our asses if we dont) BUT...what do they do?

    Compare the name on the CC to the drivers license. Signature? By the time the reciept's been signed they have, 99% of the time, handed the card and ID back.

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  154. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by ettlz · · Score: 1

    Aside from the anomalous Cambridge beggar density (I too have had the misfortune: "Twenty quid for a bag of chips?! They better have crack in them at that price!"), even more stunning are the fully automatic petrol pumps. Just stick a card in, no signature, no PIN, nothing. If anyone found my debit card, they could help themselves to sixty quid of unleaded and be on their merry way. I really don't think it's beyond the scope of possibility to add some sort of challenge authorisation to these machines.

  155. I know this sounds trite, but... by benhocking · · Score: 2, Informative

    you need to get a different bank. My bank (USAA) not only doesn't charge me for every ATM transaction at a foreign terminal, it reimburses me for charges made by those foreign terminals (up to a certain dollar value per month). I believe ING does this as well. Both of these banks have the drawback that they don't have a brick-and-mortar presence, but I think that, in USAA's case at least, it is more than mitigated by all of the pluses. Another big downside for USAA (to you, probably) is that it only accepts certain types of customers. ING is all-inclusive, I believe, but I know far less about ING.

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    1. Re:I know this sounds trite, but... by dezcola · · Score: 1
      I've had an USAA account for over 10 years.

      Every time I move to a new town I have had to get a local branch so that I can cash payroll checks until direct deposit kicks in. (You know the scarcity of USAA branches.) Every one of the 5 different banks I have used has charged fees for non branded ATMs. However, once debit took off I never saw extra fees if items were purchased from a retailer.

      There's also no charge to do wire transfers which is quite handy when you have multiple bank accounts. I have always been a fan of USAA, which is why I never have closed the account. And excellent service too....is USAA a real bank?

  156. Many problems here are raised... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    The whole "no ID" ads are bull! I could have told you that years ago. It's really a scam by Visa and Mastercard so that you use debit/credit card because that makes the business or the customer pay a fee on every transaction. Notice who advertises for these services...

    Anyhow; I've always used my Girlfriend's debit/credit cards because it was easier that way. We hate cash, she's got the credit score and it works that way. About a year ago I was stopped and told that I was committing fraud just standing in line there with the card (which is a lie, and I threw a fit).

    Now, I've been a "authorized user" on all of these cards for a while. One store after another stopped letting me use the cards - even though I was on record with Citibank, for example, as a card user. A few times I insisted they call banks (who's numbers are right on the cards) and even the police - but they never did.

    What pissed me off is that stores were changing their "policy" on my side of town while the other side of town they still let sons buy x-mas gifts with their mothers credit cards.

  157. Re:NOT Totally useless by HomerJayS · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have had to go back to the merchant to dispute a charge. I had made a roughly $20 purchase, but when my statement came, my $20 purchase was there, plus a second purchase for $250 (recorded about 30 minutes after the intial purchase). When I disputed the $250 charge, the store found a 'signed' receipt for the $250 that looked nothing like the sig on the legit purchase's receipt. Case closed and the offending cashier was fired (the card number was manually entered).

    Admittedly, this would have gone unnoticed had I not been in the habit of actually reading my monthly statement as opposed to blindly filing it away.

  158. The 3rd largest US bank does: didn't help me. by geekotourist · · Score: 2
    In the US, Bank of America has a picture on the front of the credit card.

    When my card was stolen, the thief who went on a 1 day shopping spree simply claimed to be my brother. He had a signed note to prove it, and, funny how that signed note did match the signature on the credit card. Not every store bothered to ask him for that signed note, and no one ever asked the thief for his own identification.

    Now my CC signature bar has a partial signature and a "check ID." About twice a year a clerk reads it and then asks to see an ID.

  159. Two reasons for a signature? by chadjg · · Score: 1

    For these I usually just put an X through it or a straight line. I always believed that an X was a valid signature.

    I t's my impression tha there are two functions a signature fills. The first is that it is an "affirmative act." I think almost anything would do, in theory, except that a signature is what everyone accepts.

    The second function of a signature is as identification and by consequence, non repudiation.

    An "X" may not be useful for identification, but it is an affirmative act, and therefore valid. I may be totally off base, but that is my understanding of the concept. It is, obviously, only useful in a fundamentally honest and familiar world.

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    1. Re:Two reasons for a signature? by zeroduck · · Score: 1

      I am a poll worker, and when we were processing the absentee ballots (we had a cool 1000 of them). Someone signed something like "". We checked, and yes, that is was a valid signature.

  160. Some new credit card machines... by benhocking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some new credit card machines require at least a few somewhat recognizable characters. At Harris Teeter when I use my credit card, I have to alter my signature in order for the machine to accept it. I find this somewhat amusing, and somewhat disturbing.

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    1. Re:Some new credit card machines... by kabloom · · Score: 2, Funny

      I might just test this by signing in hebrew next time.

  161. Risk categories by pjrc · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to Robin (my partner and accountant, who is a CPA), the merchant account for our little website has two different "discount" rates (the portion of the sale that the bank takes).

    One rate is for phone or internet orders, and the other is for in-person (cardholder present) sales. Sales without the cardholder present are a higher risk, and the bank charges the merchant (or at least in our case) a higher fee per transaction. I really don't pay attention to what the fees are anymore... there is little we can do about it, so time and energy is better spent trying to increase sales rather than worry about small, unavoidable fees.

    Again, according to Robin, the card swipe through the terminal proves that the physical card was present, and the signature proves that the customer was present, saw and accepted the goods. These are factors that, on average over the sum of all transactions, significantly reduce risk. That is why they are important. It is this overall trend that matters to banks and the credit card processing clearinghouses.

    Now, in the IT/computer security world, there's a tendancy to think of potential weaknesses, how to exploit them, and how to design countermeasures... roughly in that order, and in this case the first two. Valuable as this is, the constructive approach is to apply creative throught towards improvement, rather than cynical dismissal (common of slashdot comment posters) of the importance of a signature because most clerks don't check.

    In fact, the truth is that on average, in-person transactions with a card swipe and signature carry a lower risk of fraud. Perhaps that risk would be even lower if most clerks checked the signature more closely, but even with the reality of today's environment, the card swipe and signature do indeed result in lower risk of fraud, which is passed on to the merchant as a lower fee.

  162. Perseverance pays! by ken0sis · · Score: 1

    1 hour later and I'm finally to page 4 of TFA! Poor zug.com... :P

  163. What's the big deal? by jonfelder · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I understand what the big deal is here. Who cares if the clerks check the signature? In the US, at least, if someone steals your card you'll be liable for at most $50 and that's if you don't report it quickly.

    The whole idea behind credit card security is to make fraud more difficult, not impossible. They do this by tracking purchasing habits and automatically shutting the card down when they get weird. I've had this happen before when making a lot of purchases at once. It's also why if you go on vacation, you should let the credit card company know.

    Credit card companies want it to be easy for people to use their cards. That's why in the commercials they tout the no id requirement. They realize the signatures aren't a reliable means of fraud detection, and hence the signatures aren't a big deal.

    Debit card rules are not as nice, but if you report it within two days you're again only liable for $50. After that you're liable for $500. The best thing is to not use debit cards at all...after all if someone steals your credit card, it's not your money they've got. Someone steals your debit card and the money comes right out of your account. Therefore you have to worry about getting YOUR money back.

  164. No, it's terminally dumb if you travel. by hublan · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine had given me, what I thought at the time was a great idea, this "See ID" advice and no, it is fucking stupid. Especially when you're in Mexico.

    I tried to get some money from a Bureau de Change at Mexico international airport, since their ATM's didn't work. Of which there were two for the entire airport!

    The ladies behind the bulletproof glass asked for my passport so they could check, I thought, that my name matched my picture matched my face.

    But no. They just checked whether the signature in my passport matched the one on my credit card. Which of course it didn't. And no explaining in spanish would budge their opinion of the non-matchedness of the two "signatures". Denying me any hope of money and leaving me stranded in Mexico.

    That was some mindblowingly great advice.

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  165. My debit card was lifted and used last week by Danathar · · Score: 1

    The dude ended up spending $700 bucks of my money! Thankfully the bank got all my money back (that night).

    Why oh Why do banks not require pin numbers for charge cards! Signatures are SO bad they're allmost useless!

    1. Re:My debit card was lifted and used last week by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      You are very lucky you were able to get your money back. I will NEVER have a debit card! I have cut up and destroyed (cross-cut shreader) all offers from banks for Debit cards. Debit cards are probably suitable ONLY for people with shitty credit history that CAN'T qualify for a credit or charge card.

    2. Re:My debit card was lifted and used last week by Danathar · · Score: 1

      I've changed since last week. Now I have an ATM card only (no debit). Without the Pin it's useless.

      I use a regular credit card and get airline miles. Just pay it off at the end of the month.

      Learned my lesson

    3. Re:My debit card was lifted and used last week by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      At one attempt per second, it takes less than 3 hours to bruteforce a PIN number.

    4. Re:My debit card was lifted and used last week by Danathar · · Score: 1

      After 3 tries on an ATM the card is locked out

    5. Re:My debit card was lifted and used last week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think my bank (Wachovia) will issue an ATM card that is not also a debit card attached to a checking account.

      I don't use it as a debit card, but wanted the ability to do so in an emergency if the need arose.

      I simply wrote in the signature space, "VOID FOR DEBIT CARD USE WITHOUT VALID PA DRIVER'S LICENSE"

      Hopefully I'll never lose my wallet and find out how well that works at keeping some scumbag from spending my money.

  166. And even the PIN does not matter! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it gets better...

    Having recently visited California, we tried to pump gas to our rental using an international VISA card. Ok, the pump now asks for pin, which is basically a five digit zip code! Obviously, I do not have one. So what do I do? I enter my hotel zip code and happily pump along! Nice...

  167. Did the same with my US Passport!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the same thing happen with my US Passport. The first time I flew out of the country with my newest one I had forgotten to sign it.

    The immigration control officer pointed that out to me, waited for me to sign it and then let me in. He did *not* ask me for an additional photo ID.

  168. Better way: DO NOT USE! by stuartkahler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I stumbled onto the best way to get cashiers to check ID. I had an account that I maxxed out for an 18 month 0% deal. I wrote 'DO NOT USE!' on the front in sharpie to make sure I wouldn't accidently charge something and go over the limit. When the 0% was over and I paid off the balance, I started using the card. Almost everyone noticed it and asked that I show ID. A few people were a bit rude about it, but I just mention that I put it there because of lazy cashiers who don't bother to do their damn job, and it shuts them up quick.

  169. Sign it too. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
    I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID.

    I'd sign it too, for the instance that someone checks the signature but ignores your plea to check ID. If you leave it blank, a thief could sign it for you, and when the signatures look identical, a cashier might be less inclinded to check ID.

    That's what I do, and I used to just have "see ID" as you do, but someone convinced me of the wisdom of doing both.

  170. U.K. banks are super-anal by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    The U.K. takes banking a lot more seriously than anywhere in North America, and probably more seriously than anywhere in Europe.

    The tellers seem to take great pride in the U.K. at denying people service or making them fill out dozens of forms (which are no doubt copied to the parishes of all members of your family tree, out to and including your great grandparents.

    Where I am, the tellers behave like McDonald's employees. "Would you like a GIC with that?"

  171. Wow this has to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the stupidest story yet... I signed my credit card with an infinity symbol for 1.5 years just because it was quicker than my name -- no one ever cared.

    Want fraud protection? Don't lose ur card -- how simple.

  172. Missing The Point by stuce · · Score: 1

    The point of the signature is not to protect YOU, the card holder from fraud, it's to protect the merchant from fraud. If someone steals your card and buys things with it, ultimately it is the merchant, not YOU, who will pay for it. The merchant collects the signature to prove to the bank that YOU were at the point of sale, not a thief, so the merchant bank does not take the sale funds away from them if you cry foul. If they do not accept a valid signature from you that just means they are not losing a enough money to fraud to care one way or the other. So they are putting their asses on the line (not yours) with the signature issue.

  173. see, thats why by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    your credit card company would not make any money.

    1)the signature is an agreement to pay what you charge, nothing more. The security aspect was added on later as a 'feel good' measure.

    2)They(the stores) make more money this way. it's quicker, which means more purchases.

    The credit card bean counters look at this every year, they make more money not pissing off the stores then they would with more secure transactions. Now, if somebody comes up with a secure way of doing business, that doesn't slow the transaction and the customers don't mind the credit card companies would implement it.

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  174. better use some forged "jesus" visas... by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

    to buy him a better server, his is down right now.

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  175. Signature not intended for authentication... by ghostis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As others have noted, if you read the card holder agreement, the signature on the card accepts the terms of the that agreement. If you read your receipt, the signature on the receipt signifies that you agree to pay the retailer the sum charged. I do not think authentication is mentioned anywhere. So, this is my problem with credit cards and debit cards used as credit cards: there is no authentication at the time of purchase. I would like to see broad deployment of "smart" credit cards in the US. I am not a cryptographer, but I think a credit card purchase should depend on at least the following: the holder knowing a secret (PIN?), the card knowing a separate secret, the card issuer knowing a third secret, and an algorithm that ties the secrets together. That way, there is some hope of proving that the relationship between the three entities is valid at purchase time. The current system only works, because there is such massive indemnification (no responsibility for unauthorized purchases over 50.00). The indemnification does not keep fraud down; it only foists the cost of fraud onto the retailers who then raise their prices to cover themselves.

    My .02.

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    1. Re:Signature not intended for authentication... by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "As others have noted, if you read the card holder agreement, the signature on the card accepts the terms of the that agreement."

      So why can they change the terms without sending me a new card to sign?

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    2. Re:Signature not intended for authentication... by a24061 · · Score: 1
      We've recently started using Chip+PIN here in the UK (it's been standard in France for a while). The device has a card slot and a somewhat shielded keypad. You put your card in the slot, then it shows the amount and prompts you to enter your PIN. It authorizes the transaction and tells you when to remove your card. This is supposed to improve security but I see a few disadvantages for consumers.
      • The device could be altered to record your PIN as well as the card details, so a crook could still skim cards.
      • Because the new system is supposed to be more secure, it will be more difficult for consumers to repudiate fraudulent transactions.
      • Shoulder-surfers can see your PIN unless you make a point of covering the keypad well with your other hand.
  176. yes there is by cloveygrl · · Score: 1

    I have my pic on the front of my debit card and every single person who sees the card looks at me and compares it to the pic (also my signature is digitally imprinted on the front next to my pic) It may just be the novelty but I think people naturally react to a picture by comparing it to the real person.

  177. Photo on the Credit card? by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 1

    Why not simply place a photo ON the credit card? This seems like an easy way to prevent unauthorized card usage. Even if it's stole, you will not match the picture.

    1. Re:Photo on the Credit card? by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      People rarely look much like their photo. The lighting's different. You shaved. You changed your hair. You went tanning. You've got a hat or whatnot on. You started wearing glasses.

      It's better than nothing, definitely. Someone of a completely different build / gender / ethnicity couldn't steal your card. But you'll run into the same thing with signatures: if I steal your card, and look kind of like you, it'll probably be accepted.

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  178. Hell*Mart by Southpaw018 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When Ninja Gaiden came out for the XBox, I headed over to the local Wal-Mart to grab me a copy. Taking it over to the register, the upitty cashier first demanded proof that I was 17 (I was 21 at the time and have always appeared older for my age. Example: At my sister's 15th birthday dinner, when I was 13, the waitress handed me the wine list.). Upon being begrudgingly satisfied by my driver's license, we went through the purchase. When I handed him the receipt, he literally took the credit card back out of my hand and compared my signature on the back to my signature on the receipt. "Ummmm...ok, I guess it's close enough. But try to do it better next time or I won't sell it to you."

    It's the closest I've ever come to outright decking a store employee. Jump through hoops to get your signature checked? Nah, just find the newly promoted manager at Hell*Mart.

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  179. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by mrsev · · Score: 1

    The idea is that they have the cctv pictures of your car and its number plates!

  180. False by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "higher prices to cover against fraud."

    Doesn't work that way. Econ 101 tells us that the selling price of an item is not related to the cost of production.

    At first, this sound counterintuitive, but its true.

    If the market price for widgets is $100, that's all you can get for a widget is $100. It doesn't matter that it costs $1,000 to produce. You can only charge $100.

    Basic market forces at work here.

  181. Credit Cards in stores by Tango7 · · Score: 0

    I work part-time at a grocery store over the summers. We acually didn't handle the cards, the entire process was done by the custome at the machine. Many cashiers in stores anymore don't even touch the card. I think it'd be fairly easy to pass a stolen credit card at a store. The best thing to do if you card gets stolen to report it becuase 9 times out of 10 the cashier won't check the card unless it's denied.

  182. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by ettlz · · Score: 1

    ...And if the car's been half-inched?

  183. Debit cards are inherently stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have all the risks of cash, with none of the benefits of credit, with higher fees to boot.

    If someone steals my CC, I'm only responsible for $50.

    If someone steals my Debit, and they clean out my account...2 f'ing bad!

    Use a credit card and pay it off each month. Except for the anonymity of cash, its the ideal way buy things.

  184. Electronic signature capture... not by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
    Whenever I'm faced with an electronic signature-capture device, I always sign my name as:

    No thanks

    No one has ever complained.

  185. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit. Where do you guys live that you can get away w/ this? After seeing the original prank, I tried fake signing my name in two different places, both times they called a manager and then the manager called the cops. >_<

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      Why, had you tipped them with a $2 bill also?

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  186. Target and user verification by chrstastic · · Score: 1

    When I went through orientation at Target (I used to work there, but I was usually in the backroom doing stocking) I discovered that it's not just the cashier doing the identification checking. Most Target stores are outfitted with an advanced security system that allows you to verify an ID/Signature from a secluded room in the back. They can actually zoom in and see the text on your driver's liscense if need be. Of course, this doesn't do much good if the cashier never checks for an ID in the first place, but it's just something else to think about. When you're a consumer at some of the larger chains, more people are watching you than you might think.

  187. Stupid... by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

    He's running around buying things that are under 25$... news flash, you don't NEED a signature for thing's that cheap. Hence: pay at the pump gas stations. Is he really that out of touch? Try buying 6k$ worth of furniture and let us know if they check.

  188. Bad programming by Otto · · Score: 1

    I've been doing work recently with a digital signature capture system on a PDA type of device. The signatures it captures are *very* good. The weird thing though is the response time is delayed, so you don't actually see the signature as you write it. However, it captures it all, and the resulting printout has some kind of funky pressure algorithim applied to it so that harder pressed spots are darker and the whole thing has a slight smoothing applied to it.

    In any case, it is impressive on the printout, just not on the screen as you do it.

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  189. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    Homeless guys have credit cards now?

    Jeez, it's bad enough that I get bugged for change out in Reading town centre, now I'll have to prepare for a barrage of 'Got any spare Visas, mate?'. :)

    Anyway, I don't think the UK is as savvy as the grandparent makes it out to be with regards to card signatures. My own signature is absolutely terrible and varies wildly, yet I've never once been asked to prove my identity for any of the purchases I've made on a card.

    Oh well, the advent of chip 'n' pin makes this all signature business redundant anyway.

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  190. UK vs. US by olddotter · · Score: 1
    I am > 30 years old and born and spent ~ 99.7% of that time I have spent in the US. But the 3 days I was in the UK I watched cashiers check for fake bills more than all the time I have been in the US.

    Here I have seen cashiers check maybe about 20 times, in my life. Granted half of those were in the last 2 or 3 years, so maybe it is becoming SLIGHTLY more commen.

    Or maybe cashiers are just confused these days when they see cash, and are just trying to remember what it is....

  191. Checking for ID by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I received a $200 Visa Gift Card for XMas this year. The name on the front says "Guest Card Recipient". I signed the back with my normal signature. When I buy stuff with it, I was invariably asked to see my ID.
    • Did they expect my driver's license to say "Gift Card Recipient"?
    • When they realized my legal name isn't "Gift Card Recipient", why did they let me buy it?
    • (Unrelated question) Why is it that a grocery store will ask to see my ID when making a $3 credit card purchase, but I've NEVER been asked to see ID at a restaurant, even though I can charge hundreds of dollars at a restaurant.
  192. me and my friends by rejecting · · Score: 1

    Used to write a giant VOID on the signature line....never once caught any flak for it.

  193. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by mrsev · · Score: 1

    well if they blagged a car they may as well get some gas for the trip.

  194. linked to phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When my wife and I were traveling in Sri Lanka, we saw an interesting advertisement in one of the English dailies. A bank was advertising a credit card system under which you'd receive a text message every time your credit card was used. Idea being, I suppose, that if fraud occurred the owner would learn of their impending bankrupcy instantly.

  195. Don't sign your credit card... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead, write "Ask for ID" with a Sharpie or some other good permanent ink pen. It's much easier for the cashier to compare your picture ID to you than one signature to another. However, I still find that most places only check the back of the card to see if ANYTHING is written and never compare signatures.

  196. Things have changed.. by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1

    Actually, the big retailers seem to be enforcing this. I went out to the mall last week and bought stuff at a lot of different stores. Every single one of them checked my signature. One store even asked for I.D. I think that the big corporations are aware of the problem of identity theft, and they are enforcing the policy of checking the signature, not that it's going to do any good.

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  197. MOD PARENT DOWN - HE'S WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, another ignorant /. poster. Hey, bonehead, what you THINK doesn't matter when you're WRONG! Of course, the moderators who decided that you are insightful must have grass growing in their heads or something.

  198. What happens when you travel? by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    I have US friends who have found themselves in the UK actually having to write SEE ID on their receipts so that it matches what's on the signature strip.

    Others just get refused because you aren't supposed to put anything else in that box. My card agreement is pretty specific that i'm supposed to put my signature there and i dont want to violate that.

  199. Minor authorization... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative
    One thing I am begining to notice more - especially at gas stations, is that they ask for the zip code that matches the billing address for the card.

    I have never punched in my zip wrong, since I want to get my gas, not test the theory that it would cause an authorization problem.

    Matching the billing zip to the card might prevent a little fraud - especially at a gas pump which has no signature or even a human attendant. I wouldn't be surprized to see more of it. Lots of places already make the clerk punch in the last four digits, to make sure the embossed number matches the magnetic number, what's another few digits?

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    1. Re:Minor authorization... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have never punched in my zip wrong, since I want to get my gas, not test the theory that it would cause an authorization problem.
      I have, and it does (create a problem). If you have bills sent to multiple addresses, it can be hard to remember which card belongs to which zip code.
    2. Re:Minor authorization... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing I am begining to notice more - especially at gas stations, is that they ask for the zip code that matches the billing address for the card.

      A lot of people don't know or can't remember their zipcode. Are you going to cut these people off?

  200. No Sig. by neilb78 · · Score: 1

    I have three cards -- two credit and one debit. I have had them all for over 2 years. I have never signed any of them, and I have never been asked to sign them. I have been asked for ID many times; which I like.

    One of the biggest problems I see with credit/debit cards is when the merchants system prints the entire account number on the receipt. Most of them don't do this anymore, but there are still some that do.

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    1. Re:No Sig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I ran into one of these a couple months ago. Fortunately, the cashier had been properly trained, and made absolutely *certain* that I had the receipt and *knew* it had the complete card number.

  201. Been there, done that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought this sort of thing was pretty common. My friends and I have been signing receipts with random names for years. One of my buddies always signs his name, without fail, as John Wayne.

  202. Reproducing the squiggle by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    I have a squiggle like signature but i can sign it pretty consistently. My dad's gotten it to the point where he can sign two copies of his illegible squiggle that you set on a lightbox and they line up exactly.

    The motion and speed that I sign are probably close enough that a decent algorithm could compare my signature.

  203. Fraud can get you by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    For all you idiots here with the "I'm only liable for $50 of fraudulent charges BS" guess what...there not fraudulent till you prove them to be. (or at least get someone at Visa to agree) I remeber the case of a FEDERAL JUDGE that had her cards stolen and used for thousands of dollars. Guess what... it took her years to get the charges cleared and her money back (yes she had to pay or face having her credit destroyed) Just because the law puts you in the right legaly doesn't mean that you can't get royally screwed.

  204. Mod parent down by NBrooke271 · · Score: 1

    (-1, Factually Incorrect) Standard operating procedures straight from VISA USA.

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  205. Not useless in a Strip Club + when they DO care. by thoalex · · Score: 1

    The only time I've ever had my signature checked is when I was in a Strip Club in Las Vegas. Here I am, hammered out of my head and they want me to sign the damn receipt perfectly. And what was really sad is that I was a well known regular to the place. Idiots. The only time the credit card companies care is when YOU are using YOUR card to make BIG purchases. I was on vacation in Aruba when my credit card mysteriously stopped working. I called the credit card company (ever make a call from Aruba? It's $30 if your quick) and they had stopped my card from being validated because big purchases were being made using it. Cancelled the card when I got back but they're all the same way. They only care when it's *their* money. Never when it's yours. Thoalex

  206. Kennedy Space Center by llawless · · Score: 1

    I have been using credit cards for almost fifteen years. I use them to purchase almost everything as it is so convienient. I usually just make a scribble mark when signing the slip. The only time that I have been scrutinized is at the Kennedy Space Center. Twice I was asked to either show ID or sign the slip again as my scribble did not match the signature on the back of the card.

  207. Show Card to Cashier by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

    Those self help systems (in the states at Price Chopper, Home Depot et cetera) always ask you to "Show your card to the cashier."

    I never have. They never ask. Same thing at CompUSA and Staples.

    Bottom line is that if you swipe the card, they don't ask, ever.

    A lot of this does depend on your age though. My dad would ask me to use his card and get XYZ at the store. I would go and if someone asked me, I would just say that my dad asked me to get it.

    Always worked, no questions asked.

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  208. From the Visa Check Card website: by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
    This really depends on bank to bank rules. Some have deadlines and others only will hold you for transactions which use your PIN number. Consult your bank.

    This is mostly true, however the major marketing campaing suggests otherwise...
    Quicker than making a trip to the ATM, more convenient than writing checks, and safer than carrying cash.
    http://usa.visa.com/personal/cards/debit/
  209. My signature IS See ID (VISA.com link) by cvdwl · · Score: 1
    Actually, it says to request the signature, then check the id.

    http://usa.visa.com/business/accepting_visa/ops_ri sk_management/card_present.html

    So, sign it, then add "See ID". The signature IS there for verification, and good clerks will request the ID. If they're really sticklers, then just sign the slip with the "See ID" in your signature and claim that that IS your signature!

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  210. not quite by geekoid · · Score: 1

    In theoruy they are there for verification, and as an agreement to pay.
    However, it's not worth there time to actually do so, it would cost more then it would save.
    Of course, if enough people just decide to fight their own purchases they would start enforcing the signature to be stored long term.

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  211. SEE ID by MadHakish · · Score: 1

    I always write "SEE ID" on the signature line and over the course of about 5 years I'd say roughly 80% of the time I'm asked for my ID, or at least why I write that as my signature. Whether they actually compare signatures or just stare blindly not knowing what to look for, they do seem to run through the motions.

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  212. "Ask For ID" by mabu · · Score: 1

    On the back of all my credit cards, where the signature is supposed to be, I have written, "Ask For ID". Most of the time they don't, but I've found this to be a good measure in case your cards get lost of stolen.

  213. CID? Bwahahaha by PingXao · · Score: 1

    In some states - like mine - it is against the law for a cashier to ask for backup ID. Never mind backwater hicks who actually want store clerks to check another form of identification. You see the signature on the back of a CC is not a security feature, and where I live it's considered an inconvenience to have clerks ask for and examine corroborating ID. Putting CID or SEEID on the back of a cradit card? How quaint.

  214. Debit cards & reward programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting anonymously because I have mod points. Hopefully this works...

    Some banks offer check cards with a reward program. You might be able to get airline miles or cash back (something small--0.25 to 1.00%--but still something).

    Anyway, the only way you are able to get the rewards is to use the check card in credit mode (i.e. signature, not PIN).

  215. But what is a signature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have to post anon since I've moderated in this area...

  216. Well, as you no doubt know... by benhocking · · Score: 1

    USAA is much more than a bank (insurance, etc.), but I guess your question is is the USAA Federal Savings Bank, technically a "bank"? My answer is that I don't know, but I think they are. I'm not sure if they count as being a Credit Union, and, if so, if that disqualifies them from being a "bank", but my instinct (which with $2 might get you a coffee from Starbucks) tells me that they are a bank.

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    1. Re:Well, as you no doubt know... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      The Answer: www.usaafcu.org

  217. Definition of a signature? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Have to post anon since I've moderated in this area... A signature may be a written form of one's name, but it can also be defined a somewhat unique identifier given in written or even audible/etc format. Therefore, so long as a signature complies to a unique format, why not?

    I'm thinking that perhaps I'll start signing my name and embed the date in every signature. Or perhaps the day of week. Then if somebody ever does try to fraud my card with a faked signature, I can say "it wasn't mine, because my signature is to sign my name with the current day of week"

  218. Thats not the only problem by fredrated · · Score: 0

    A couple of years ago I was involved in developing a web store. After people had tested the site for three weeks, I tried my credit card and was rejected! When I contacted my card company they told me the card expiration date was wrong. When the developer examined his code he discovered it was reversing the month and year before asking for confirmation! This means that about 10 card processors never checked the card expiration date!

  219. Since nobody's said it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our signature-ignorant credit card overlords!

  220. ** MOD PARENT UP ** by nmb3000 · · Score: 0

    I usually don't do this, but the parent's link is dead on. It answers a lot of questions that have been flying around and is getting overlooked.

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  221. Retail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see many people here who complain about people not checking signitures have never worked retail. You've definately never been a manager or small business owner. The signitures are totally useless. They get stored for 7 years (at least in my state, I believe others are higher) and then burned. Fradulent charge happens, I still have the money. The CC company usually pays the individual back. In worst case scenarios (AMEX), the company asks for 50% of the charge back.

  222. Re:My Method by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    You see, you card is not valid without a signature. I would have refused your card and if you were a big enough ass not give it back and refuse any other cards that did not have a signature. I had district managers back me up on that. I even convinced one bank to tell me to keep the card. It is fraudulent to use a credit card without signing it.

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  223. Forshadowing by Guspaz · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "For instance, what if my server sucks?"

    Then when you get get slashdotted, hard.

    Too bad Mirrordot only caches the first page of the site. I'd like to see the other pages, but again, slashdotted.

  224. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  225. Stupid, Very Stupid. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Ok I have only two things to say about this topic.

    The First kinda ticks me off. I go to a store and buy something, then the cashier takes my credit card and starts squinting at the back and compairing it to the recipt I just signed. It kinda makes me wonder, does this silly part time 17 year old that works at walmart really have the training to accuratly make decisions regarding my identify from my signiture... Are they all moonlighting as signiture analysts? Its just stupid. If anyone questioned my sig, I would be pretty pissed.

    The second is that most either don't check or don't care, or like I mentioned above are no qualified to really make these kind of decisions anyway. An example of this is when I was in high school, my mom wanted me to pick something up for her at the store, so she just gave me her credit card. I was in my teens and didn't think it would work, so she wrote a note and said to call if there was a problem. Well I am not sure howmany teenagers have a gold card, but the cashier didn't care. I signed my own name, they checked and did say a thing.... So as a security feature, pretty useless.

    I could see someone inspecting the signiture if you were buying some big ticket item like an engagement ring or a car or something, but on 99.9% of items it is a waste of time.

    Anyway thats my 2 cents...

  226. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ettlz
    ...And if the car's been half-inched?

    mysev
    well if they blagged a car they may as well get some gas for the trip.

    Hey you two, speak English! This is America, damn it ;)

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  227. What a pussy... by scosol · · Score: 1

    I've signed *traffic tickets* as "I refuse to appear"...

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  228. Get out of my lane! by FuzzyDustBall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of you you See ID fanatics get out of my lane you are wasting my time. And doubly so for those that insist on calling a manager over or some of the other dumb crap people have done in these postings. If you can't simply follow the rules for making a transaction (ie sign card, sign recipt) Then please don't shop or possibly just wear a hat that says Im an a** hole so I don't get behind you in line. I mean I could write "check for birth marck on ass" The clerk doesn't need to do it thats not how the card works. I bet you are all the same people that have a coupon that says internet only and think "Hey they will accept this at the store".

  229. Here's my credit card story... by The+Barking+Dog · · Score: 1

    In college, I worked in the electronics dept. of a big dept. store chain on the U.S. west coast. One day I helped a (seemingly) nice guy buy about $300 worth of car stereo equipment. He paid with a credit card. A couple weeks later, he came back and bought a $500 camcorder, also with a credit card. A couple weeks after that, I get a message that the head of corporate security wants me to call her. I worked the night shift, so I couldn't get ahold of her. But a couple days later, I see the guy's picture on the front page of the local paper. Turns out he had murdered an old guy a few states over and took his credit cards. I checked signatures and ID after that.

  230. Yes... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    someone may want to mirror this baby...
    http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit_card/

  231. If you have to charge $3 by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe you don't have any real money?

    It could be what they're thinking.. I know I feel stupid when I forget to hit the ATM and have to charge something like toothpaste.

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    1. Re:If you have to charge $3 by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      More likely, if you're making a $3 purchase, chances are pretty slim that you're using a stolen card, because if you had stolen someone's card, you'd be trying to buy something valuable with it.

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    2. Re:If you have to charge $3 by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you were testing to see if it had been reported stolen.

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  232. Don't use any signature - it still doesn't help by lydic · · Score: 1

    In the signature panel of my card I wrote SEE PHOTO ID in large block letters. On average I'm asked about 20% of the time for my ID. I always thank the person asking. The other 80% of the time I usually make some wise ass remark to the cashier to show that I am displeased. I'm not sure it actually helps but at least I feel better about it.

  233. and a waste of time. by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Credit card companies don't ask for signatures, even in the case of fraud. It's not worth their time and money.

    Actually, I have seen such requests. I worked for six years at a restarant; from 12-3, AM and PM, the place was a frantic madhouse. (How bad? I went into IT and dropped almost twenty percent off my blood pressure.)

    During the peak times, we stopped asking people to sign credit card slips, and just handed them their copy blank. If asked about it, we would explain to them (while talking to the next customer and screaming at the line cooks-- if you couldn't multitask, you didn't survive day one) that the extra six seconds per person for a signature just weren't worth the time, when we were sending a hundred people an hour past the register, and it was "all digital anyway".

    We had two disputed charges in the six years I was there. One was when someone who ordered the same thing two days in a row (well, nights-- just after the bars closed), and thought the second was a duplicate charge; the second really was a stolen card. Both times, the store just absorbed the loss rather than produce the unsigned slip-- I think the owner told the CC company those two slips had been lost. Total loss in six years: $13.09. Increase in possible peak customer volume: about 15%. Worth it? Hell, yeah!

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  234. USBank does (or did) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wrong. Debit charges placed at POS (point of sale) where you type your pin, you are NOT charged ATM fees. Do you even have a checking account?

    I have a USBank Debit/Check Card and use it all the time as a credit card. When I signed up for the service a couple of years ago, the USBank Rep told me to always hit "credit" at businesses when buying or I would be charged the standard "out of network ATM Processing fee" just like if I was using an ATM machine that wasn't USBank branded.

  235. Funny story by shimmerkid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was in China 2 weeks ago, and my co-worker tried to pay for our dinner with his credit card. The waiter came back after my co-worker signed the bill, and turned over his card, which had "CHECK ID" written in block letters on the back of it. The waiter would not let us go until my co-worker wrote "CHECK ID" in block letters on the signature line of our bill.

  236. My story.... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


    I've had my card's service "interrupted" twice because of suspicious activity. The first time, it prevented someone from charging thousands of dollars to my account, so the second time, I wasn't at all upset that it had been interrupted even though the activity was perfectly normal.

    steve

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  237. Our we missing a simple solution here? by beesquee · · Score: 1

    Personal photos on credit cards- it's been done and works very effectively. If a criminal ever did get a hold of a photo card, he would be at least more weary of using it.

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  238. As a waiter i can tell you.... by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    60% of all cards arent signed at all 10% have 'see id' on the back 99% of employees/cashiers dont check As someone who runs credit cards all day i can tell you they are rampantly insecure, people never get carded for a form of id at all, and as shown by this, can really sign anything. Just deal in cash, accepted everywhere and 0 threat of id theft.

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  239. Error in Story by The-Perl-CD-Bookshel · · Score: 1

    In the article he says that Circuit City employees make comission, they don't.

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    1. Re:Error in Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They use too. When i tried to get a job at a circuit city a few years ago I was told I would make comission. When did they stop that practice? It is a good thing that they did. I quit going there as the sells people tired to sell too much useless crap just to make themselves more money. gota love being told a 24k gold printer cable will make your printer print pages 10x faster becuase the data can move faster over the gold wires.

  240. Alright genius... by amstrad · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...how exactly was I "completely wrong"?

    here is the text from your link:


    If the card has a See ID in place of a signature

    1. Request a signature. Ask the cardholder to sign the card and provide current government identification, such as a driver's license or passport (if local law permits).
    2. Check the signature. Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one on the transaction receipt and the additional identification.

    If the signatures appear reasonably the same and the authorization request is approved, go ahead and complete the transaction.


    Step one is to ensure that the CARD MUST BE SIGNED in order to ensure that the cardholder has agreed to VISA's policies. So again, what was I wrong about?
    1. Re:Alright genius... by keithslater · · Score: 1
      You wrote:
      The signature on the back of your credit card is NOT for the cashier to compare signatures. It is there as your formal acceptance of your credit card companies policies.
      Visa says:
      Be sure that the signature on the card matches the one on the transaction receipt and the additional identification. If the signatures appear reasonably the same and the authorization request is approved, go ahead and complete the transaction.
      The link I posted is how to prevent Credit Card FRAUD with Visa. Mastercard is the same way. They tell you to compare the signatures.
    2. Re:Alright genius... by cjl224 · · Score: 0

      Depends on where you are. Generally, merchants in the UK shouldn't accept cards which are unsigned at all, or any other card from the person who presented it without valid photo Id or somesuch. To the best of my knowledge that's still common practice.

  241. Reasons for credit card signatures by Khyron42 · · Score: 1

    The original purpose of a signed credit card receipt was not necessarily to prevent a thief from making the purchase. It was to identify the person making the purchase.

    Whether on the spot, or in court months later, it would be provable that the thief whose image is on the store's video tape was not who they claimed to be - thus allowing conviction on credit card fraud charges. Conversely, this crosscheck also prevents people from claiming credit card theft to avoid paying for purchases.

    The fact that vendors and cardholders don't always practice due diligence is the only reason why there are unconvicted criminals who make a living in this way. The wanted poster really should make a comeback, posted outside the stores where the crime was committed. Imagine someone coming back to thier favorite scamming spot, only to see a 8-1/2x11 with the security camera picture... and a lot of curious shoppers, including the two or three heading for the security desk.

    *sigh* the store would probably be sued for "causing mental distress". Wouldn't want suspected criminals to be treated with suspicion. No sirree.

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  242. Re:Completely. [winhat] by winhat · · Score: 0

    Linux must certainly be meant just for hobby because it comes with thousands of these little tools that just do their jobs without much in the rain. But thats not important right now.

    I like to think that i haven't had the misfortune to meet you mr. President!

  243. photot actually on my debit card by pbhj · · Score: 1

    My first switch (debit card, now called maestro) card had my photo on it. It was issued by the Royal Bank of Scotland in 1994. It was great. Only people who looked like me could use it ... I was [and am] bearded ... which cuts dramatically the number of crims that could use my card!

    The thing is in about 1998 the RBoS stopped using photo-printed debit cards. None of the high street banks use this extremely simple method of deterring card fraud.

    In fact, I would like a card with my photo printed on, with a copy stored digitally [either on the card or on a database] too for comparison. This seems a simple method of deterring elementary level criminals.

    Whilst the photo couldn't be checked in a lot of independent stores (like my own) it could easily be integrated into the systems of most chain stores - particularly as they already have colour screens on their tills.

    Why don't banks use photos??

  244. Forge THIS! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

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  245. Only in the States? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to sign my name perfectly before I came to the States. Years after years, as no one seems to check it, right now my signatures came in indefinite forms. Every once a while, when I go back to my country, I was asked to re-sign my signature every time I shopped. I was even once asked to re-sign for FOUR times until the clerk is satisfied. I singed so slowly that I felt like she was watching and learning how I signed it...

  246. Do not use "SEE ID" or "CID" on Credit Cards!! by debiguana · · Score: 1

    I write in "SEE ID" and then my signature next to it on my credit cars. I then say thank you to the cashiers who check my ID. Check your Credit/Debit card Terms. Under many of them, if you write "See ID", "CID" or a similar form, you have total liability for any purchases if the card is stolen.

  247. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    What's the problem here? I live in the southern U.S. and I could understand them fine.... (and I've never been to the UK...)

    Kierthos

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  248. Fun with signatures by Voxxel · · Score: 1

    Whenever I go somewhere and they have a digital signing space I always draw faces or cartoons or just random words and stuff. Signatures really don't amount to anything I dont think, so long as somebody marked the paper at some point. All my cards have SEE ID written on the back of them. Most of time people do ask to see it, but not always.

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  249. YOU WIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THANK YOU

    1. Re:YOU WIN by jmazzi · · Score: 1

      yep, np

  250. non debit ATM cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ender,
    If you ask, you can get an ATM card that is not a debit card, that way you can get cash with your PIN, but a theif could not start "charging" things with your money, if your card is ever lost or stolen.

  251. Bank of America by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Although I personally think they suck on most things, this is one area they've got an impressive system. My credit card number got stolen recently (still don't know how, but I'm guessing a vendor using the old mechanical slider to get the card number may have made "extra" copies).


    Anyway, BoA's procedure is simple. A little longer than necessary, but simple. You notify an agency (who notifies two others) that the card number is being misused. You then spend 30 minutes convincing a Bank of America teller that you are who you are (and that's actually admirable security). The card is then locked down. You then talk to a third person about the disputed charges, and they then send you a report card you need to fill in.


    Wha's good about a process as long and complex as that? Simple. They HAVE a process. Americans seem to assume that money is there to be stolen, so there are usually no procedures of any kind at all. No safety checks, no verification. The FBI openly say they won't touch online fraud that is worth less than something like $15,000. Which means that they don't give a damn about anything that happens to people, just corporations.


    America has nothing similar to the Data Protection Act. The retention of data that could be misused or abused is therefore entirely OK. With nobody taking responsibility for dealing with online fraud and identity theft, there's zero incentive to NOT put such data at risk.


    This is just my personal opinion, but in cases of identity theft, I'd argue that those responsible for the safekeeping of the data are just as criminally culpable as the thief. If irresponsible behaviour and criminal negligence really was regarded as criminal, we might see some major improvements.


    There was a documentary a few years back, on Russian crackers. Apparently, major banks TO THIS DAY have unsecured dial-in lines that directly access the bank's computers. By unsecured, they made it clear that this included no passwords or other authentication of any kind. Apparently, banks lose a good few million on a yearly basis to skript-kiddies with a war-dialler.


    This is a broken, defective system. That is the only way to describe it. Personal information needs better protection, and critical systems need hefty security. In general, this isn't happening.


    On security, I give America a grade of F-.

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  252. Signature Not ID? by Elucid · · Score: 1

    (May be a little out of context. Couldn't find an old thread that was similar.)

    I am exposing my ignorance here...

    I was under the impression that the only reason a card holder's signature is ever checked is to protect the creditor when that card holder claims that they never made the purchase in question. In other words, your signature is only checked if you try to get out of paying for a purchase. It is not intended, specifically, to protect the card holder from fraudulent use.

    However, it is the cashier's, waitron's, etc. responsibility to make sure the signature looks valid enough that it can act as proof that you were involved in the purchase. Otherwise the creditor may withhold the cash. They shouldn't let Bill the Cat scribbles through unless that is what is on your card.

  253. Here in So. Cal, inflation is 200% by fusionsquared · · Score: 1

    If you count the cost of housing. Nothing is safe from inflation. If you really want to save long term buy gold and/or silver. It will always be worth something. Even when this country's monetary value goes into the crapper. And it will.... http://www.321gold.com

  254. Probably makes no difference. by IBitOBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The requirement for fraud is, well, intent to defraud. IANAL, but my father was and one of his favorite bits of legal trivia was thus:

    I can sign your name if you tell me I can, so there is no fraud if I sign your name without fraudlent intent.

    Your signature doesn't have to be related to your name in any way; as long as it is something you use as your signature its valid. This goes back to illiterate persons "making their mark" to sign documents. You don't even have "a signature" you have as many signatures as you want to. For instance I have an added glyph I use on some kinds of documents, it cannot be represented in any current character set and it will botch any OCR scan. It has its uses... but it only shows up on some things.

    The "signature card" on a bank account and the place to sign on the back of a credit card exist solely to act as arbiters; they exist only to define what your signature is on that account. In this respect the signatures involved are simple, anonymous key matching operations.

    I can sign my name to where yours should be, but if I do so with the intent to pass-off and say that what I wrote is supposed to be your signature, it doesn't matter that the letters spell out my name, by presenting the document as something signed by you (the authorized party etc) I am engaged in fraud.

    If you mean to defraud it is fraud.

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  255. Keeps rubbing off, USPS requires signatures by Plocmstart · · Score: 1

    Have they changed the material on the back of cards recently? Last year I got a new slew of cards (they all expired in the same month of the same year somehow) and the one I use the most I signed in regular blue ballpoint pen like the previous one. That actually rubbed off the back of the card in less than 4 months. So I figured alright I just won't sign it again because you're only supposed to sign it once, right? Well I had to go get my passport renewed and one payment option for at least one portion of the passport is a credit card, and since I didn't have $90 in cash on me that day it seemed like a viable option. When I handed it to the lady she looked at the back and explained that she couldn't accept it because it wasn't signed. I explained that I had previously signed it and that it had rubbed off over time. She then handed me a fat black marker and told me she would accept it if i signed it for her again, which needing my passport I of course did. Now that is also rubbing off the back of the card and it just looks like a large black blob of ink more or less. I do get more people that ask to check my ID though, specially at electronic stores. No restaurants have cared yet though.

  256. voice of experience? by joshsnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've done this before, haven't you? Go on, admit it! :)

  257. obscene signature by SaulPwanson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Two years ago, I began signing documents with a simple graphic that my friends call "the booby lady", a line drawing of a naked (and extremely busty) female form, nipples included. Since then, I've co-signed a bank loan, signed a lease, gotten a new driver's license, and signed innumerable credit card statements and other documents. I've only had about a dozen experiences over these past two years when the signature-requester even noticed that my signature is odd (nevermind that I always sign documents sideways), and only a handful of these make any kind of verbal acknowledgement.

    My new signature has only been challenged twice, and both were employers: the first (which was my employer during the signature change) apparently got a complaint from a female employee in human resources, noticed that my signature at hire was different from my current one, and told me to "print my name instead of using my signature" if I needed to sign anything for them in the future. The second (my current employer) simply wanted some official documentation that this was my legal signature before they hired me, so I went over to the DMV and got a new driver's license with nothing more than a double-take from the employee that watched me sign the license.

    So not only can you sign anything you like any way you like, as very few people (less than 5%) will even bother to check that it matches, but also, as far as I can tell, *no one* will prevent you from legally changing your signature to something completely nonverbal and nonsensical.

  258. Depends on the country... by Heretik · · Score: 1

    I'm a Canadian currently in Australia for a year. This is one of the things I noticed here - in Australia, they actually do check the signature on the back of your card, almost every single time. One of my cards has a really blurry signature from my wallet and I get suspicious stares about it all the time.

    In Canada, they never check the signature. Ever, ever. The only places that might check it is the huge chains like Wal-Mart that (I assume) have a corporate policy to do so. But even they hardly do.

  259. Not exatly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In foresnic handwriting analysis, its not about the words but the letters. Look how the letters all look to be writen by the same person. Each K looks the same and each D and so on. It is not the letters but the loops. Not that anybody knows that to check.

  260. bank shares by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    I think I make more out of the bank shares that I own than I do out of the same amount of money in their accounts.

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  261. Uniform Commercial Code on signatures.... by ofgencow · · Score: 1
    IANAL, so who ever IS a lawyer can comment further.

    The Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) http://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/ucc.table.html governs credit card transactions as well as checks, loans, etc., and defines a signature as ... a signature may be made (i) manually or by means of a device or machine, and (ii) by the use of any name, including a trade or assumed name, or by a word, mark, or symbol executed or adopted by a person with present intention to authenticate a writing. (UCC 3-401). A writing is further defined as ... printing, typewriting, or any other intentional reduction to tangible form (UCC 1-201).

    Any mark, whether or not it is your actual name in your own handwriting, constitutes a valid signature. You can sign your name, someone else's name, an X, or draw cute pictures - all are legal and valid. Even the bits tranferred on those touch sensitive screens would be a 'reduction to tangible form', as long as you intended it to be your signature.

    Under these definitions, any of the 'prank' signatures that the author signed are in fact legal, valid signatures.

    Convincing the average (err, below average) store clerk that the words 'Not Authorized' or 'Daffy Duck' are your signature is quite a different matter.

  262. Hrm... New.. I think not by Silentnite · · Score: 1

    I have been doing this for a couple years now. The person will ask me to sign my name on the receipt and I just stand there and doodle.

    The funny thing is that one time I went to Best Buy and did that, I just stood there drawing smiley faces and lines and things. Finally the cashier stopped me and said "I think that will do" Irregardless of whether or not that was my signature. Thanks guys.

    I write SEE ID on the back of my card, because Michigan law is such that if you sign it, they cant ask for your ID they can only compare signatures. Or so my Manager at JCPennys told me.

    Even so, with SEE ID on the back, maybe two people this year have asked for my ID. I keep all my old licenses, so I ask "Which one?" And then proceed to hand them the expired one.

    Keep in mind this isnt the fault of the Credit companies. Its the fault of the retail industry.

  263. Not quite by 4alexnyc · · Score: 1

    A little research will find lots of good savings rates these days - 3.25% at http://www.emigrantdirect.com/ ..and inflation as of Jan 2005 is 2.97%

  264. Re:My Method by gwhenning · · Score: 1

    Yes, I am a big enough ass that if the clerk at the store doesn't even look at me during a rather large transaction, never speaks to me and asks me as I'm leaving to check the ID on the card that I've already put back in my wallet that I don't hand it back.

    You have two choices at that point: Detain me (illegally) for trying to walk out with merchandise that I have a valid receipt for, or complete a void on that sale before I hit the door and shop somewhere else. Either way the clerk needs to at least check the card at the time of the sale.

  265. Merchants don't HAVE to check the signature by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    The signature is there for your protection, but *after* the fact. If you challenge a purchase later, the original receipt is compared to your signature, and you can theoretically argue that if it doesn't look like your signature, you didn't authorize the purchase.

    (That's presuming there aren't other factors that suggest that you really did make the purchase. Like security cameras. Or physically owning the item in question.)

    Of course, it's in the merchants' best interests to check your signature, cause it's their loss if you challenge a purchase.

    On the other hand, out West we now have systems where you can charge a small purchase (under $50, I guess) without even signing. Starbucks and Qdoba both have this, and some McDonald'ses.

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  266. Re:Homeless dude and stolen card! by PudriK · · Score: 1

    All the best English slang comes from black people and Brits... the rest of us just take the hand-me-downs when they're done using them.

  267. +5 Informative by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

    It's awfully late in the discussion, but did you know that your credit card company NEVER recieves those signed pieces of paper? They probably sit someplace in the annals of your local store for years and then are finally destroyed. Those things you sign are contracts that you agree that you are charging something. They'll only come up if you dispute that you never purchased something. Then they'll go down to the basement, dig out that piece of paper, and then that's when you give up or claim it's not your signature.

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  268. Clerks checking signatures by Sarmis · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have commented about the clerks flipping the card over and "looking" at the signature, but not really reading it. As someone who runs about 100 credit cards a day, I flip every single one over- and don't glance at that. It is much easier to just quickly flip it over to locate the magnetic strip, then to extrapolate the location of the strip by looking at the front of the card. I don't bother comparing the signatures or anysuch, because nobody where I work cares. If I made a hassle about it, my managers wouldn't back me up at all, so why bother.

  269. Re:No signature - story by Buran · · Score: 1

    If it helps any (a bit late, I'm sure), I'm a female gamer geek who loves space flight sims, including Wing Commander. But that wasn't me!

  270. racial profiling by doom · · Score: 1
    I once went to the supermarket with a friend of mine, who happens to be a black woman. They checked her credit card signature against the signature on the card very carefully. I commented "they never do that with me" and she just nodded.

    Essentially, they're using racial profiling as their primary technique, the signature check is just a backup. If you never see them check the signature, the odds are good that you're a white male (and if you're hanging around slashdot...).

    Anyway, there's your answer. Q: What will it take to get them to check your credit card signature? A: Be a black woman.

    1. Re:racial profiling by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      Works in other countries too. I'm white and live in Asia, and have had stores do everything they can not to take my credit card (which is in fact a debit card), even after checking signature and ID. "Sorry, we only take Japanese credit cards." -- "But my card was issued by Sumitomo Bank!" -- "Hmm... ... OK, let's see your alien registration so I know you're a legal resident."

      Fortunately this has changed over the last five years or so, and this kind of nonsense is disappearing.

  271. Yep, Useless... by garwain · · Score: 1

    A few weeks ago, my father took my car into the garage for an oilchange and some minor maintenance that it needed. I had told him to just have it put on my account there (Figured I had one, since I bought the car there...) The wouldn't let me leave without paying. when he pointed out that I would be in the next morning to pay on CC, and they said if he knew my CC# they could pass the transaction. It was my understanding that anyone other than myself using my CC would be fraud.

  272. Actually... by benhocking · · Score: 1

    That appears to be a credit union primarily for employees of USAA, whereas USAA is for members of the armed services and their immediate family. According to their membership page, "employees of Americhem Company, International Business Machines and Otis Elevator Company, who work in any United Services Automobile Association Building or field office" are also eligible, as are their immediate family. However, since they do not mention armed service personnel, this differs quite a bit from USAA Federal Savings Bank, which I still suspect is actually a "bank".

    However, you have answered one long-standing question of mine. USAA apparently stands for "United Services Automobile Association" (this information is not readily found at USAA.com).

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    1. Re:Actually... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      How weird that they would feel the need for a CU. Unless USAA employees are not automatically eligible to also be customers of their employer and/or USAA doesn't quite measure up to their reputation.

  273. Mag strip contains so much more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in fraud prevention at Discover card, if a card is swiped, we can tell the name on the card, exp date, CID, what design the card had, and if there was a fake name associated with the card. Theres even more in that strip, but we do not use all of it yet....

  274. I am a pirate... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... I will gut your entrails with my hook...

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  275. Are you sure? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That is if the stockmarket is up wise boy.

    And even bonds have risks, US bonds may become trash bonds if the US economy collapses under the weight of public deficit (a la Argentina).

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    1. Re:Are you sure? by fejikso · · Score: 1

      I think it's much riskier to let your savings rot away...

  276. No sympathy. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Unless you are sick or dixlexic, getting a reproduceable signature is not rocket science.

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  277. Signing your own name on a card by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    that's not in your name is still fraud. If you sign your own name, that's fraud in the 2nd degree.