Lord of the Rings was so boring that I fell asleep about 1/3rd of the way in, and was woken by my girlfriend about half way through suggesting that we leave.
I'm afraid you're wrong. Tony Blair is the most skillful political operator in the UK, and John Smith (like Gordon) was far too Scottish to ever persuade middle England.
Speaking as a middle Englander, Scotland can fuck off if they think they're gonna have their cake and eat it - they're already over represented at Westminster. Charlie Kennedy better think twice and all.
England might tolerate a covert Scottish ruling class, but an overt one is NEVER gonna happen.
Amen to that, the day my dual 1.25 G4 was replaced by my dual 2.5 G5 was the day I rediscovered my sanity. Quite apart from the noise, the G5 is a QuickTime performance monster - it's a fucking GREAT computer.
I'll get an order in for a 2.7 tomorrow afternoon.
How about this one:- I went to a cashpoint on Tottenham Court Road about 5 years ago to get some money for my Christams shopping. The woman in front of me pulled her card out and scurried off into the crowds, so I step up to the machine just as it presents me with £140 of HER money. I turn around expecting her to come rushing back, but she's nowhere to be seen. So I pull the money out, get £50 of my own money and hang around for a couple of minutes expecting her to appear. She doesn't, so I keep her money and walk off thinking of all the times I've been on the other end of such a shitty deal and starting to believe in karma.
Wow, you must be some kind of super-genius. I'm sure all the British pirate radio stations of the '60s time travelled to today, read your post and THAT'S where they got the idea from.
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Was the wild pig carrying a gun too?
Did I hurt your feelings, young man?
Lord of the Rings was so boring that I fell asleep about 1/3rd of the way in, and was woken by my girlfriend about half way through suggesting that we leave.
Still, it wasn't as bad as fucking Shrek.
If Scotland is so fucking great why is it STILL depopulating?
And why doesn't Sean "SNP voice over" Connery fucking live there?
I'm afraid you're wrong. Tony Blair is the most skillful political operator in the UK, and John Smith (like Gordon) was far too Scottish to ever persuade middle England.
Speaking as a middle Englander, Scotland can fuck off if they think they're gonna have their cake and eat it - they're already over represented at Westminster. Charlie Kennedy better think twice and all.
England might tolerate a covert Scottish ruling class, but an overt one is NEVER gonna happen.
How many DAYS does it take you to earn $500?
It takes me less than 2, and I'm a spectacular underachiever.
Sounds like Belgian iPod stores are in for a treat!
What a stupid fucking tax - it could NEVER work in the EU of today. Dutch iPod sales are gonna drop off a cliff.
"One of the hidden costs of a Mac is that all of your existing PC hardware may as well be thrown out, as it's useless now."
Except for your USB mouse, USB keyboard, USB printer, Firewire camcorder, monitor, USB digital camera, iPod.
Oh, you were talking about your $50 video card and $20 optical drive?
FFS
Amen to that, the day my dual 1.25 G4 was replaced by my dual 2.5 G5 was the day I rediscovered my sanity. Quite apart from the noise, the G5 is a QuickTime performance monster - it's a fucking GREAT computer.
I'll get an order in for a 2.7 tomorrow afternoon.
That's the airlines' problem, isn't it? Fill the plane or go out of business.
What do you mean IF? If MS includes it in their shitware, then use it they will.
Petrol's not all that expensive by historical standards, and it's the price of oil that's to blame for recent rises, not fuel taxes.
I did enjoy the last fuel protest, though.
Pushing a button while ignoring its marking is just plain stupid. You cannot blame Apple forthat one.
You're boyfriend, maybe.
How about this one:- I went to a cashpoint on Tottenham Court Road about 5 years ago to get some money for my Christams shopping. The woman in front of me pulled her card out and scurried off into the crowds, so I step up to the machine just as it presents me with £140 of HER money. I turn around expecting her to come rushing back, but she's nowhere to be seen. So I pull the money out, get £50 of my own money and hang around for a couple of minutes expecting her to appear. She doesn't, so I keep her money and walk off thinking of all the times I've been on the other end of such a shitty deal and starting to believe in karma.
Don't even try it, mate. The appalling truth is that my cock is much bigger than yours.
Either that or - gasp! - he was J O K I N G.
What?
Well, you spell it incorrectly then.
Wow, you must be some kind of super-genius. I'm sure all the British pirate radio stations of the '60s time travelled to today, read your post and THAT'S where they got the idea from.
your soooo extreme!
It was you shitkickers that gave the cunt his platform though.
Wouldn't that - by definition - be a WAN party?
PROBABLY you filthy steaming cunt.
Yep, porn cures rape alright.
That's why there's no rape anymore, because access to free pron is now so easy.