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  1. What a silly idea on How To Build a $188M Submarine Cable System · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yet another example of government waste! Hasn't anyone told them that submarines already have propellers and therefore don't need a cable system? Just think of the expense of building one of these from the US to North Korea or any other place we'd like to have our subs. One cable cut and the entire fleet would be out of action! I say we should stick with the current "self-propulsion" paradigm until they perfect the underwater slingshot.

  2. Dire consequences! on New Project To End Stupidity Online · · Score: 1

    These people are apparently unaware of the law of unintended consequences. With fewer stupid people able to post on the Internet, their stupidity will have no outlet. This will leave significantly more stupid for face-to-face interactions! I prefer avoidable/ignorable virtual stupidity to real, possibly harmful stupidity in close physical proximity to me or my loved ones. The creators of this software should have thought this through before unleashing their terrible creation upon the unsuspecting populace!

  3. Re:And it actually works? on FBI's Unknown Eavesdropping Network · · Score: 1

    If it works, it's probably due to massive amounts of cash being thrown at it. Maybe that's why the Iraq war is so expensive. It's a larger version of the Pentagon's $400 hammer.

  4. Re:Georges Moonbat. Great choice there. on Global Warming Debunker Debunked · · Score: 1

    The Max Planck Society has an article on this very subject, written all the way back in 2004. Researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research found that the variations in solar activity matched similar variations in Earth's mean temperature for about 120 of the last 150 years. However, the last 20-30 years have seen no appreciable increase in solar activity while Earth's mean temperature has risen "dramatically". http://www.mpg.de/english/illustrationsDocumentati on/documentation/pressReleases/2004/pressRelease20 040802/

  5. I don't think so on Is SETI@home Where Your Cycles Belong? · · Score: 1

    I used to be a part of SETI@Home, but I've since decided to donate my cycles to something more pressing like AIDS and climate prediction.

  6. Simple on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 3, Funny
    You could take some these seemingly sensible steps mentioned in other posts, but if you just wear this next time you stop by you can cut out that uncomfortable social interaction. Once you walk in, I'm sure the unequivocal statement printed upon your apparel will make your intentions perfectly clear and you can leave without a word!

    Just think of the countless other unpleasant conversations you could completely avoid with this method! There's the "I'm cheating on you with your best friend." shirt, or how about "Your mother and I are getting a divorce."? The possibilities are endless!

  7. Great! on AOL to Enter the VoIP Ring · · Score: 1
    Will they have a voice that says "You've got voice mail"?

    This is a perfect excuse to add more boot-time background processes to provide users with an even slower, more popup-and-reminder-filled computing experience!

  8. Better bang for the buck on 5 Years of Habitation on the ISS · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they use this money to restart projects that got shelved when NASA's bugdet got cut? Take Hubble, for example. The thing is constantly churning out useful scientific data. Redirect these funds to someplace they can be used to further our understanding of the cosmos rather than a relatively useless project hosting space tourists and caretaker astronauts. It's like we have a financial black hole in orbit around Earth.

  9. Re:Sony is protected by the DMCA on Sony DRM Installs a Rootkit? · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering what their EULA has to say about this?

  10. Re:Artificial stupidity on A Useful Grammar Checker? · · Score: 1
    What's the point in having artificial stupidity when we have natural stupidity in abundance?

    Because artificial stupidity doesn't breed, thus making it the preferred choice.

  11. Re:What would the little kid say? on What's the Point of IT Certifications? · · Score: 1
    ...professional prestige (i.e. chicks)

    I don't know what IT certfications you have, but I want in!

  12. Only Pluto? on Send your name to Pluto · · Score: 1

    When can I send my name to Rupert?

  13. Re:Interesting concept on New Shoe Designed to Kick-Start Couch Potatoes · · Score: 2, Funny
    As for the article's claim that this will be an 'eye-opener' for those with a sedimentary lifestyle..



    Yeah, because too much TV makes you igneous!

  14. Re:Freedom, Internet, Tibet, & Chinese Tyranny on Contrabandwidth · · Score: 1
    "Moreoever, the Tibetan can receive factual information about the outside world. After all, both CNN and FoxNews have web sites."


    Hmmm... Including "Fox News" and "factual" in the same paragraph is pushing it, don't you think?

  15. Riiiight! on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 1
    "consumers will win once the US dollar rises over Euro."

    http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/

    I know I'm not the only one saying "wishful thinking".

  16. Re:The Democrats voted for it too on How has the USA PATRIOT Act Affected You? · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm ashamed that the coutnry I live in could put a man like George Bush in power, could support a congress that would ratify such onerous legislation as the Patriot Act, and, what's worse, even consider re-electing this man.

    I don't see the sentence where he blames only the Republicans in Congress.

  17. Re:Love on What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? · · Score: 2, Funny

    His girlfriend must read /.

  18. In other news.... on Smart Cellphone Would Spend Your Money · · Score: 1

    Women's rights groups are holding joint meetings to develop a strategy to combat new technologies that could threaten to bring down the multinational female financial managment empire. In her call-to-arms against independent financial decision-making by males, one speaker reminded the audience that alternatives still exist. "We will fight this subversive, technology-driven initiative by male-owned corporations to side-step our control with every resource we can muster! Remember, even if this coup is successful, we can still withold sex!"

  19. Re:The P4... on Pentium IV Hits 2 Ghz · · Score: 1

    They don't, but Hennessey (sp.?) modifies stock Vipers to make 800hp. (0-60 in 2.3 seconds!) Enough car stuff....