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  1. Wonder what the rates will be? on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 2

    To win back that initial 10 BILLION [pinky finger to lips] investment? $1 per Ghz?
    $.01 per Ghz?

  2. Whither Java? on Distributed Climate Prediction For Linux: Pending · · Score: 2

    Why aren't these folks using Java? Remember write once, run everywhere? It's got an authentication mechanism, and the whole 'you can converse with the originating server' schtick seems to make it ideal.

  3. I've lost track on UnitedLinux Ready for Official Launch · · Score: 2

    So four companies merged to create United linux. I'm still confused as there's still Lycoris, Lindows, Mandrake, Redhat, etc.

    In my PERSONAL experience in futzing with Lycoris, I went out and BOUGHT Redhat.

    Redhat seems to suffer from Microsoftitis, that is, if it's a Un*x app, it's running on Redhat first.

  4. Gah! So MUCH redundancy! on Anoto-based Pens From Logitech · · Score: 2

    Yes, if you RTFA you'll know the dots correspond to a map larger than the US.

    What _I_ want to know is: Can I scan a page at reasonable resolution and have the laser printer crank out replacements? Then the paper costs about 3 cents a sheet.

    If no, how long til we have a 12k app that generates a useful sequence that can be sent to a laser printer? (BTW, the pages look like they've got a roughtly 12% greyscale screen on them...)

  5. Re:Can you say "exploitation"? on Hardware Manufacturing in China's 'Hot Zone' · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    John Katz! Is that you? :P

    (waiting out the 20 second timer)

  6. The Next Pulp Novel on Hardware Manufacturing in China's 'Hot Zone' · · Score: 2

    "It was a dark and stormy night. My name is Jonny Wong. I'm employed at a company in Dongguan that makes the ~/` key for keyboards."

    "We've been having problems with a competitor that makes Black ~/` keys. Ours are white or ivory. They're trying to muscle in on our buisiness, they want to take our 2/3rds of the market."

  7. Error code found in the wild on Gnarly Error Messages · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Friend (not a FOAF, just a friend) worked for a company that wrote software for optimising the layout on ICs. The error they coded wasn't ever supposed to be encountered outside the development area, unfortunately the got a call from a customer asking what

    "Error: Wrong Gender, unable to have sex."

    meant.

  8. Re:But any web server is high-performance on High-Performance Web Server How-To · · Score: 2

    "The hardware reliability isn't really the problem, it can be good enough, the issue is single box scalability."

    I dunno, our current major project is running on an ES7000 (8 processors, fully redundant, running Windows Datacenter) It seems pretty beastly to me.

    At the point here where X Unix implementation is x% faster than Y Microsoft implementation, the issue is decided by other factors. As long as either is fast enough to handle the load, n-th degree performance doesn't matter.

    In out case, the company that won the contract specified the hardware, it was part of a total cost contract (you get one amount of money to make this work, work within those boundaries.)

    _Presumably_ that company is happy enough with Windows performance on a 'big iron' box.

  9. Re:But any web server is high-performance on High-Performance Web Server How-To · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the big problem here is the tendency to DBify EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.

    Like the State field in an online form.

    Every single hit requires a tag to the databases. Why?

    Because, heck if we ever get another state, it'll be easy to update! Ummm, that's a LOT of cycles used for something that hasn't happened in, what, 50 years or so. (Hawaii, 1959)

  10. Re:Why is everyone so negative? on Your Genome Scanned While You Wait · · Score: 2

    Agreed on all points.

    Anybody remember how their grandparents (or parents if they're 70-ish or older) handled things like refrigerators and in house electricity?

    My grandparents would unplug their TV every night so that the electricity wouldn't 'leak out'.

  11. But what if most of us on First US Camera/Phone · · Score: 2

    are ugly?

    {This space unintentionall left blank for the filters}

  12. Re:Electron orbits on Use Linux to Reduce Your Power Bill · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This Can't Possibly Be a Real Person

    No one thinks this way

    It's gotta be a 'bot of some sort.

  13. Re:May not be all it's cracked up to be on 15" OLED Display Prototype · · Score: 2

    Dude, you had me TOTALLY lost till you got to 'Bottom line -- don't buy one yet!'

    Were you talking English?

  14. Re:well well well on More on DVD-Audio and SACD · · Score: 2

    "Those are going to replace CD's in a couple of years. Guess I'll have to buy the White album again" - Agent K

  15. Re:Added benefits on Constructing Accessible Web Sites · · Score: 2
    Sounds like someone's clients got caught up in the dot-bomb. Are there that many people on unemployment with Ipaq's and nokia cellphones?
    No, but if an application is 'accessible', it's accessible to a LOT of things, not just IE 6.XX
  16. Added benefits on Constructing Accessible Web Sites · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Building ADA compliant websites pull in some audiences that normally you wouldn't expect. If the font tags are properly coded, and the page devolves well if Style Sheets are turned off, you'd be surprised how your sites assist the elderly who can't see 12 pt text at 1600x1280, but can select a larger default font in thier browser.

    Likewise, our major application (initial unemployment registration) can be accessed with an Ipaq IR connected to a nokia cellphone and works well (enough) at 9600 baud.

  17. to paraphrase on Microsoft Tries a "Switch" Campaign · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes®, it's® true®. I® like® the® Microsoft® Windows® XP® operating® system® enough® to® change® my® whole® computing® world® around®.

    {Stuff deleted}
    © 2002 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

  18. Re:It makes sense on Smaller Than The Mini PC, The P4/2400 Micro PC · · Score: 2

    This thread may be too old for anybody to see this, but: Windows XP has a 'make bootable MSDOS' floppy option. I discovered it by accident as we're STILL using floppies at the office to kickstart multicasting OS downloads.

    We're expecting to move the process ovr to bootable CDROMS but REALLY that's just an _image_ of a floppy with some additional storage we don't need. (All of the code, drivers, etc, fit on about 1.2mb of space) The OS image is about 1.5Gb, so you'd be swapping CD's if you wanted to do a non network rollout of the OS anyway.

  19. Re:Hold Envelope to forehead on Cringley Asking for 12 Month Predictions · · Score: 1

    ROFLMAO! That's classic!

  20. Hold Envelope to forehead on Cringley Asking for 12 Month Predictions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I predict a large company will make an existing product smaller, and double the number of features for 90% of the current price.

    I also predict that 99% of the people that BUY that product will be unaware that those features exist and consequently not use them.

    I preduct the people least likely to use those features will buy that product because 'It's pretty'.

  21. Re:Y2k on DRM in Real-Time and Embedded Systems · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I didn't say there WEREN'T issues. IIRC there was FUD saying embedded controllers in Fire Engines would think the oil hadn't been changed in 100+ years and would prevent the truck from running.

    The fact that you never programmed the TIME into that embedded controller never seemed to occur to anybody.

    Neither the Naval Observatory NOR the 105 year old folks had issues as a result of an _embedded_systems_ failure, which is what this thread is about.

  22. Is this another Y2k? on DRM in Real-Time and Embedded Systems · · Score: 2

    I seem to remember hearing 'when {blah} happens to embedded systems, many things will be affected in subtle and BAD ways.'

    Where {blah} = y2k, now {blah} = DRM

    Now I'm entirely AGAINST what DRM stands for, but that particular comment won't win any supporters after Y2k used it up.

  23. Wrong game... on Wanted: Female Game Testers · · Score: 2

    But still 3D digitally boob based:

    My wife routinely kicks my butt at DOA3. And we both routinely pick the female characters as they're the most interesting.

    More power than send all of mankind to outerspace dedicated to accurately rendering BoobDynamics(tm)

  24. Re:Only 24? on Slashback: Courseware, Towers, Drives · · Score: 2

    'Like VMS, better known as the Operating System of the Gods'

    Dude. Have you USED VMS? [shudder.]

    The 'set' command had, like _400_ different behaviors.

  25. Price spectrum on Systemax to Offer 'Hot-Rod' PC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anybody else see the irony in comparing THIS machine to the $199 Walmart/Lindows/AOL machine?

    $199 to 'three or four thousand dollars' is quite the spread for two items that, at a certain level, are more alike than different.