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  1. Re:aaarrghh on X11 in ASCII · · Score: 2, Funny

    My eyes are ASCII-allergic you insensitive clod!

    In addition to the narrators for the blind and the large fonts/high contrast themes for the near blind, accesibility lobbyists around the world now have a new option for giving everyone the ability to use a computer...

    Join the cause!! Petition your local coder for native EBCDIC support... Stop the ASCII eyestrain!!!

    Won't someone please think of the children?

  2. Re:RTFA on X11 in ASCII · · Score: 2

    TFA is usually slashdoted before most people can read [it]

    Yeah... great idea Taco... give subscribers the site first...
    <rant>
    Now the site gets a mini slashdotting, and either dies outright, or the admins kill it to avoid the future slashdotting.
    Now the normal people who wont pay don't get to see 'TFA'. That doesn't generate more subscription revenue, it generates far fewer readers of /. in the first place.

    But, no! Taco swears that non-subscribers still get all the functionality they had before the subscription system.
    All the functionality my ass, now you just tell us about the articles, and let us use our imagination (which, of course, years of video games have killed).
    At least before subscribers could 'see the future', the rest of us actualy had a chance (albeit a small one) to see the fucking article. Now there is none at all.
    </rant>

  3. Re:Microsoft leads the way with SP4 for Windows 20 on Linus Says Pre-2.6 is Coming · · Score: 1

    With the windows kernel change, there was also a significant change from Win9x to XP

    True, but you can't include 9x in your argument.
    The Windows XP kernel is based off of the Windows NT4 kernel.
    The Win98 kernel (also the basis of the ME kernel) is based off of the Win95 kernel.

    Think of it this way, 2.6 is based (very loosely, albeit) on the 2.4 kernel, (2.2 kernel, etc.. to Linux-0.x).

    Your comparison of the W2K kernel to the W98 kernel is like comparing the Linux kernel to the SCO kernel.

    No matter how much FUD SCO publishes toward the contrary, the Linux kernel does not use the same codebase of their Unix(tm) kernel.
    I merely use SCO as a reference because that's all everyone talks about, and almost everyone wanes incessantly about how Linux is not SCO, so I figured you could understand it this way.
    To fend off the flames, s/"SCO"/"AT&T"|"Solaris"/

  4. Re:Reassignment of terms. on Ink More Expensive Than Champagne · · Score: 2, Funny

    humans consume liquid with the top orifice, not the bottom one.

    However, much of the time they speak out of the bottom one...
    Today, you can lead the revolution! Speak out of your top orifice for once...

  5. Re:SuSE Open Exchange on Open Source Microsoft Exchange Replacements? · · Score: 1

    Still needs Group Appointments, and an Evolution Connector

  6. Re:but then on Introduction to Debian · · Score: 0

    I think itwould be more 'Redundant', or maybe add a new mod: 'Reciprocating'?

  7. Re:Paying twice? on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    Technically, if you italicize as you just did, it still does have a slant.

  8. Re:Games? on Christian Videogame Alternatives Explored · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, christians auctally use computers AND want to play games on them? What next?

    The second coming; Judgement Day
    Wasn't this forecasted in the book of revelation?

  9. Re:Not clear on the concept... on Christian Videogame Alternatives Explored · · Score: 1

    frozen bubble, a classic console stle game that's more addictive than crack cocaine... http://www.frozen-bubble.org/

    For those who don't know, frozen-bubble is a Bust-A-Move clone.

    The site seems to be starting to get a lil slow, perhaps this will slow down the /.ing (or maybe it will perpetuate it?)

  10. Re:Is this good news for developers ? on The Return Of Shareware Games · · Score: 1

    No, the first is shareware.
    The second is Freeware.

    There was also a third... 'Crippleware'...
    Quite aptly named, I'm sure you can guess what it was like...

  11. Re:They keep on trying on More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way · · Score: 1

    No, the *IAA will find a way to get you to continue paying movie ticket and CD prices, while not releasing the music at all anymore...

    Want to hear your favorite band? That's just great, pay us some money and when you've proven* you won't pirate it we might give you the CD.

    * Proof subject to whims of current *IAA CEO

  12. In Soviet Russia... on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 1

    Liscenses revoke SCO...

  13. Re:IBM and the strategy of Soviet Russia on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 1

    Although, if MS really does have interest and is bankrolling this 'skirmish' (as I'm sure IBM sees it, if even that), it could be interesting...

    You don't fight America or Russia, because you will lose. You get America and Russia to fight each other, then take out whatever's left of the 'winner'...

  14. Re:That sounds familiar on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 1

    Do not taunt IBM's Unix license.

    For it's lawyers are quick to crush you and have not the need for subtlety...

  15. Re:Jury Duty on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: Do you own a computer?
    A: Yes

    Q: IBM or Dell
    A: IBM

    SCO: Dismissed, vested interest in IBM
    Juror: No, Wait, I mean Dell

    SCO: Oh, well in that case... Dismissed, pothead

    Juror: D'oh!

  16. Re:White collar WWE on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 1

    Ya but we'll still pay $45 to see it... (well, most of us will, the others have found ways around that)

  17. Re:SCO says IBM helping terrorists on IBM Responds To SCO: Business As Usual · · Score: 1

    It would have been different matter if he had said that Linux is used by Al Gore....

    Makes sense... didn't he invent Linux the day after he invented the internet? Or was it the day before? I forget...

  18. Re:Thanks on SCO Terminates IBM's Unix License · · Score: 1

    No; IANAL means you are an ass... not just talking out of one...
    Must be why so many Americans (a.k.a French^H^H^H^H^HFreedom Haters) use the acronym so incessantly.

    And no, I'm not French, I'm Canadian
    We choose not to play your silly little games either, we're just not so vocal about it...

  19. Re:Pfft. on Weta Prepares to Render LOTR: ROTK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only that, but we had to draw people walking uphill... both ways... in 6 ft of shredded paper!!!
    I feel your pain brother...

  20. Re:QNX is still around? on QNX: When an OS Really, Really Has to Work · · Score: 1

    Soput the floppy image as a boot image on a USB keychain...
    That is, of course, if the mobos in the boxes the company purchases can boot off of USB devices...

  21. Re:For those unfortunate times... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    No, it's not the answer to life, the universe, and everyhthing...
    it's the answer to the ulitmate question of life, the universe, and everything.

    The question is: what do you get when you multiply 6 by 9...

  22. Re:For those unfortunate times... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    Except by the time the computer spat out '42, they forgot what the question was, so they just arbitrarily decided to apply it to batteries...

  23. Re:Oh yeah? Well... on Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of Penguin Computers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got 3
    All made entirely out of hot grits
    All installed by Natalie Portman, who I stripped and petrified afterwards.

    Oh ya, they're all in here, too.

  24. FP on The 25 Dumbest Moments in Gaming · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fr0s7 p|$$ is the dumbest moment in gaming history

  25. For Great Justice (Re:Not bad...) on Build Your Own Computer · · Score: 1

    I know for a fact that's coded into at least one company's vending machine displays.

    It's also an easter egg in a DTMF controlled system I built not too long ago...