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  1. Re:Try 1.5 billion on Paul McCartney On Music In the Digital World · · Score: 1

    "Being worth 1.5B and having 800M in the bank are too completely different things."

    Yes, one is filthy rich, the other just stinkin' rich.

  2. Re:RTFA on SimCity 5 Passed Off From Maxis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the drama posts with an informative headline like that?

  3. Re:Legal Defence on Teacher Julie Amero Gets a New Trial · · Score: 1

    "There's evidence that the computer in question displayed adult images during the time in question, but there are many reasons, such as the pop-up ads blamed by the defense, that such images could have been displayed"

    While I believe the prosecution of this woman is completely ridiculous, one has to wonder why the hell she didn't just pull the plug on the computer.

  4. Re:What about the lid? on Economic Analysis of Toilet Seat Position · · Score: 1

    "Pussy"

    Ah yes... the very reason why the wife's viewpoint is always correct.

  5. Re:Where's Vista? on PC World 's Best 100 Products of 2007 · · Score: 0

    "You'd think Vista would make a PCWorld top 100 list, wouldn't you?"

    Did they lay off all the MS lapdogs?

  6. Re:Bidding war. on $16,000 Bounty for Sendmail, Apache Zero-Day Flaws · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Do you sell it to those guys for $16K ... or do you see what Microsoft will pay you NOT to sell it to them?"

    Neither. You auction it off to the highest bidding spamgang. Or so I've heard.

  7. Re:Here's how it works from another perspective on How Image Spam Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It works because some rat fuckers out there buy the shit that's being advertised"

    So that's why they are buying penis enlarging pills

  8. Re:OK but ... on New Legislation to Combat Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    I use an oxy-acetylene torch as a barbecue starter, doesn't everyone?

    Wimp... real men use Liquid Oxygen"

  9. Re:From the article's disclaimer on 12 Laws Every Blogger Needs to Know · · Score: 1

    "Oh"

    I believe the proper spelling is "DUH"

  10. Re:Hey, it happens on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try this

    09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0

  11. Re:Harry McCracken? on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Harry,

    Ignore these morons and their childish comments.
    I'm so proud of you for standing up for what you believe in.

    Your brother,

    Phil

  12. Re:Hey, it happens on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I remember when John Dvorak got fired from InfoWorld for criticizing the Trash-80 when Radio Shack was one of InfoWorld's biggest advertisers"

    You sure that was the reason?
    Maybe he got fired because he was just talking out of his ass and people couldn't stand him..... same as now.

  13. Re:In resoponse to the added security... on Home Secretary Requests Fingerprint-Activated iPods · · Score: 1

    ... and none for the Home Secretary either, it would seem.

  14. Re:Requested feature on 250,000 PS3s Folding@Home · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know some (myself included) are wary of just running it 24/7.


    Considering the fact that running it 24/7 uses 144 kWh per month (200 W x 24 hrs x 30 day) I'd be pretty wary myself.
    Even at a generous 10 cents/kWh (the US national avg), that's almost $15/month.
    If you are unfortunate enough to live where electricity is much higher than that, you are closer to $25
  15. Re:Tux rocks on Gallery of the Lamest Technology Mascots Ever · · Score: 1

    Indeed. How could they put Tux on the list without also including the hideous looking GNU gnu?

  16. Re:Oh come now on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In Soviet Russia, email deletes YOU"

    More like...

    In US Attorneys Office, email deletes YOU

  17. Re:As far as I am concerned.... on Viacom Sued Over YouTube Parody Removal · · Score: 1

    "Viacom gets a Wag Of The Finger!"

    Indeed. Seems to me this is a case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.
    I'm sure Colbert is loving the parody of a parody, but Viacom's lawyers are obviously to dense to figure it out.

    If Colbert was smart, he'd take the video and "rip it apart" and do his own "behind the scenes" investigation of Moveon.org and Al Franken and Media Matters for America.

  18. Re:Reason #1 the Semantic Web will fail on Why the Semantic Web Will Fail · · Score: 1

    Just because your google search results are always spot on, doesn't mean I'm wrong, lying, full of shit, or suck at creating queries.
    In fact, I've gotten pretty damn good at creating queries to filter out all kinds of crap (most notably ebay and other shopping sites).

    Don't get me wrong.... I'm not anti google at all. I use Google dozens of times a day and most often it finds what I'm looking for.
    However, for something more esoteric, you might have to retry your query many times over, changing a word here or there until you hit
    what you are after. Google is good at finding matches for particular words and exact phrases, but sucks at inexact phrase matches that would
    be considered very similar to a human. It would help even more if google did some type of thesaurus lookup on your search words, substituted
    similar words, and reran your search with those words as well.

  19. Re:Reason #1 the Semantic Web will fail on Why the Semantic Web Will Fail · · Score: 1

    >> For one thing, Google's results are much too noisy. For another, it relies on keywords occurring on pages, and that's rather primitive

    > No it doesn't. The genius of google was that it relies on people linking to pages talking about keywords

    Being a gigantic web circle jerk doesn't make the results any less noisy.
    It just makes popular stuff more "popular". If you aren't searching for the
    latest craze all the cool kids are talking about, you can spend a fair amount of time
    crafting keywords to filter out the popular noise from what you are after.

  20. Re:I'm no mathemtician but... on E8 Structure Decoded · · Score: 2, Funny

    "So now we're going to have truth and lie tables?"

    What do you mean "now"?
    These have been around since the days of the first engineers and politicians.

  21. Re:please... on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    "No, less seeds means you don't know the difference between less and fewer."

    Fewer grammar nazi posts makes reading slashdot less annoying.

  22. Re:Most analogies are wrong on Amazon Adjusts Prices After Sales Error · · Score: 1

    "Most analogies are wrong (at least here in slashdot)"

    "A more accurate analogy would be..."

    Must be nice to be the exception, eh?

  23. Re:666? on VeriChip Implants 222 People With RFID · · Score: 1

    "Hey, if they triple the number of implanted, they will be spot on!"

    Great news. I just read that the number of people implanted with RFID has tripled in the last 6 months.

  24. Re:Legal? on 70% of Sites Hackable? $1,000 Says "No Way" · · Score: 2, Funny


    I'm pretty sure that I'd end up in lots of trouble if I said "$10,000 says you can't rob that guys house" and the person accepted the challenge then was caught.

    Probably right. Best to stick with the "triple dog dare ya"

  25. DOOM: History repeats itself on "Very Severe Hole" In Vista UAC Design · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't it the failure of the UAC that allowed the demons from hell to infiltrate Earth?

    I guess MS didn't learn anything from id.