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  1. Film at eleven on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, a recent study shows that nine out of ten Popes have been Catholic.

    Coming up, what bears are doing in your woods, right after this message from our sponsors.

  2. Re:Dark Fiber on Cities Building Own Fiber Networks · · Score: 3, Funny
    Fiber needs to be laid

    That must represent an interesting maintenance problem. I heard somewhere that if your fiber doesn't get laid, your network may go down.

  3. Uh huh. on Sun's Simon Phipps Answers ESR On Java · · Score: 5, Funny

    'In fact, Sun has contributed more to Open Source than anybody else bar Berkeley.'

    I think he's right there. The high performance and ease of use of Sun's C Compiler did more to promote GCC than anything those GNU folks ever did. Their tireless efforts to provide an unusable toolkit and utilities throughout the lifecycle of SunOS and Solaris only proves their support for open source alternatives.

  4. Re:Interesting spin ... on Microsoft, Monocultures, Security FUD & Other Fun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Blaster. Welchia. Beagle. MyDoom. Swen. Without the support of a microsoft monoculture, none of these important systems could have been developed, nor would they have enjoyed the popularity they do today.

  5. Re:Use this here on Digital Camera Could Help Sort Fish, Save Stocks · · Score: 3, Funny

    There already is a system for that. Trolls have their user names in green along with an "estimated troll rating".

    It's right below the title of each post, and left of the date. Can't miss it.

  6. Re:You're gonna think this is flamebait on Linux in Munich Followup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right. With that $892 per system, they could upgrade Office once, and maybe even chip in for the next version of Windows.

  7. Re:Metal Slug influence for Duke Nukem? on GameSpot Recaps 25-Year History of SNK · · Score: 1

    If you want to speculate on what may have influenced the character of Duke Nukem 3D, you may want to watch the movie Army of Darkness some time.

  8. Re:Already? on 4 Years Later, The Mozilla Tide Has Turned · · Score: 2, Funny

    That doesn't make sense. It means that people would have to be reading the article _before_ commenting.

  9. Re:Small Tribute to DNA on Locus 2003 Recommended Reading List · · Score: 1

    They couldn't call it "Triple-U" because there are three double-Us. "Sex-U" would be more appropriate.

  10. Re:I haven't clicked links for YEARS! on Microsoft Advises to Type in URLs Rather than Click · · Score: 1

    As a new security measure, Microsoft should start including goatse links in all knowledge base articles.

    Hmm. I wonder if I can patent that first...

  11. Re:So basically, the reviewer's an ass on Dread Empire's Fall: The Praxis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Other possible reasons that Weber writes that way are "People Seem To Like It" and "It Helps Sell Books".

    Rumours that "He Enjoys Writing That Kind Of Story" are still unproven.

  12. Where have I heard this before? on President Bush To Call For Return To Moon? · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah. That other President Bush announced in 1989 that the USA was going to Mars.

    *looks around*

    I don't see anybody on Mars. Do you?

  13. Re:Maybe if we ended public funding... on Public Libraries Trading Quaintness For Cash · · Score: 3, Funny

    By ratting out her friends to the RIAA, of course.

  14. Re:Hollywoodized LOTR on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 1

    I think it was called Conan the Destroyer.

  15. Re:Israel bad place for sample on How Crackers View Themselves · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, considering that the article was published in an Israeli paper, and is about a dissertation written at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, by an Israeli PhD student, I would be surprised if the survey was _not_ performed in Israel.

  16. Re:This feels dirty on iPod-Jacked · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a wrong side?

  17. Re:You Know you have a problem when on How to Handle an Internet Outage · · Score: 1
    Now only if you had that same problem with your girlfriend, then there'd be no need for broadband.

    Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?

  18. What, before Internet Clean-up day? on Minnesota Senator Says Email Tax Might Reduce Spam · · Score: 1

    An e-mail tax? Quickly, forward this message to everybody you know and urge them to vote against Bill 602P!

  19. Re:familiar on 3 New Defendants Named In MP3s4free.net Case · · Score: 1

    "Okay, you've got me. Here are the names of all the music sharers I know:

    Jack Valenti
    Cary Sherman
    Michael Powel
    Hilary Rosen
    Mitch Blainwol
    Fritz Hollings
    Orrin Hatch

    Oh, and that guy who does the "1-800-CALL-ATT" commercials. He's the brains behind the operation. You guys go sue those evil music sharers, and I'll just be on my way now."

  20. I think I see what they're up to... on SCO Fires back, Subpoenas Stallman, Torvalds et al · · Score: 1

    SCO Lawyer: State your name and latest movie.
    Witness: Uhh....George Lucas, and Star Wars: Episode One, The Phantom Menace.
    SCO Lawyer: And do you think The Phantom Menace was as good a movie as Empire?
    Witness: Why certainly....I think it's the best movie I've made to date.
    SCO Lawyer: [to judge] Permission to treat this witness as hostile. Mr. Lucas, how do you explain that when in Star Wars Obi-Wan told Luke that when he met him, his father was a great pilot, but in Menace he's just a little boy?
    Witness: W-well my kids thought....
    SCO Lawyer: And how come Obi-Wan tells Luke that Yoda is the Jedi that trained him, but in the movie, Liam Neeson trains Obi-Wan?
    Witness: Th-the Power of Myth....
    SCO Lawyer: Isn't it true that you knew this was a bad movie?! That you wrote it over a weekend, but kept tellin' people that it was done for years?
    IBM Lawyer: Objection your honor! The pod-race was pretty cool.
    SCO Lawyer: May I remind the court that your honor has never been in a George Lucas movie? And you were age-appropriate for the Liam Neeson role. Judge: I'll allow it.
    SCO Lawyer: I want my eight bucks back!
    Witness hands him his money back.
    SCO Lawyer: Get him out of my sight! The defense now calls....Steven Spielberg.

  21. Re:Pity on Yet Another Big Solar Flare · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er, to see the effects of this solar flare, you would be much happier looking at the Aurora Borealis. Light pollution is going to be a big concern.

  22. Hmm. on Advanced .NET Remoting · · Score: 5, Funny

    The phrase ".NET remoting" appears twenty-two .NET remoting times in this review of .NET remoting while the simple, one or two sentence, .NET remoting-compliant explanation of what .NET remoting is, what .NET remoting does and why the .NET remoting I would want to know about .NET remoting and how .NET remoting would meet my .NET remoting needs (which include .NET remoting for customers who require .NET remoting, as well as .NET remoting) appears to be missing.

  23. Re:Canada-Runs! on Canada Immune From RIAA? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but Canada is also run by evil reptilian kitten-eaters from another planet.

    You win some, you lose some I guess.

  24. Hmm. on Microsoft Patenting IM Translation? · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they could translate "My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8" into english?

  25. And where do all those laptops go? on Laptops Outsell Desktops in Retail Stores · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's hardly surprising. How often do you think people replace a stolen desktop?