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  1. A bandaid solution on Electricity Apocalypse Soon? · · Score: 1

    I'd turn off the power of people who refuse to conserve first. Building more power plants is as pointless as building bigger highways, they are a stopgap measure unless society is willing to set limits on it's behavior.

  2. So much for grids on Electricity Apocalypse Soon? · · Score: 1

    Grids are touted as being safe(er) than dedicated lines but it doesn't get mentioned that they seem to be more vulnerable to problems that have the capacity to spread. They certainly aren't a magic solution.

  3. They are hiding the truth on Jurassic Plants Make A Comeback · · Score: 1

    If this was a proper Hollywood movie they would also announce that they found a Triceratops munching on the pines. I want my own Triceratops!

  4. Ray Kroc on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 1

    I don't remember the exact quote but Ray Kroc (one of the founders of McDonalds) said "When I sold door-to-door I focused on the houses that had 'No Soliciting' signs because those people were actually the ones most likely to buy."

  5. Go after the companies that use the spammers on Anti-Spammers DDoSed Out Of Existence · · Score: 1

    It would be easier to go after the businesses that use the spammers to advertise. Their money is what makes it profitable and they have to make themselves physically available somewhere to collect the payments. Investigate them and if there is any evidence that they hired the spammers then fine them out of business.

  6. I'd rather not know some things on Mass Fatality Identification System · · Score: 1

    "Here you go, we definately identified this chunk of muscle and fat found at the scene as your late uncle."

    "Uhhhh, thanks..."

  7. It should predict shows based on your weight on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    Even worse, what if it said, "Due to your massive girth I've determined what your preferences most likely are. I'm now switching you to Fox followed by Monday Night Football."

  8. The Lazy Ass Boy on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    I guess folks vegetating on the couch all day can't handle the exertion of using the remote, remembering what shows they like, getting up to use the phone, etc. Do people really need more help avoiding movement? I think another feature they need to add is a defibulator for when the user's heart stops due to inactivity.

  9. Related projects on Finally: Broadband for the Commodore 64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the spirit of an ethernet card for the C64 I'm working on the following:

    1. Climbing with gear from the 1800's
    2. Souping up a Model T
    3. Creating a fully automatic muzzle loader
    4. Compression scemes for 5.25" floppies
    5. Teaching a VERY old dog new tricks

  10. Finally... on Cell Phones May Spread Infections · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...another reason to dislike cellphones. They really are toxic!

  11. Crazy idea on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1

    How about a big box that displays any crazy image you want on it. It could even be connected to the CPU and the RAM for real time displays! I'll call it...A MONITOR

  12. New product on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1

    I'm going to start marketing tinted side windows to cut down on the LED/neon glare.

  13. Not PC on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1

    The politically correct term is "Innuit Sex Worker"

  14. Another LED idea on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1

    How about having the LEDs indicate where exactly Window's latest memory conflict has taken place? Actually that may not be a good idea, it would fry the LEDs.

  15. Beer soaked CDs on Beer-Coated CDs are Optical Biocomputers · · Score: 1

    This guy not only spills beer on his CDs but leaves them that way for so long that they grow fungus. I can only imagine what his bathroom must look like, or his personal hygiene. God knows where else he has fungus growing, *ugh*.

  16. dog-eat-dog on No Americans Need Apply · · Score: 1

    (Not aimed at the parent article)

    Funny how people support the "dog-eat-dog" philosophy until it hurts them, then it is unfair. Be careful what you wish for, you may just get it.

  17. Priorities? on RIAA PR Efforts Examined · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So they might push for a law making software developers liable for copyright infringements but they won't lift a finger about making them liable for losses due to bugs and security holes? So much for having your priorities straight.

  18. Re:How to make a conservative whine on Project Censored 2003 Underreported Stories · · Score: 1

    "my people"? What are you, Malcom-X?

    "'re-educate' with their propaganda."

    Sounds like a reference to your previous posting.

  19. How to make a conservative whine on Project Censored 2003 Underreported Stories · · Score: 1

    See the right winger whine.
    Whine right winger whine!

  20. Its been censored! on Project Censored 2003 Underreported Stories · · Score: 1

    They'll have to add being Slashdotted to their censorship list.

  21. Plunging back in history on Satellite-Assisted European Road Tolls Next? · · Score: 1

    Toll roads everywhere? Sounds like a return to medieval times. What next, every town having it's own currency? Charges on passing merchants?

  22. Re:Same goes for TV shows on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    Agreed; now if only Matt Groening could see the light also.

  23. First hacker? on Anniversary of the First Computer Bug · · Score: 1

    Since the moth took down the machine it would also qualify as the first computer hacker.

  24. Same goes for TV shows on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    Jerry Seinfeld had the same self-awareness when he killed off "Seinfeld". He saw it running out of good ideas and gave it a graceful exit before they resorted to one of the characters bringing in a kid (aka Jumping the Shark).

  25. On a similar note... on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · · Score: 1

    Funny, I learned everything I know about classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons.