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  1. Re:Next step ? on Space Elevator Going Up · · Score: 1
    Great idea! Now all we have to do is reduce the relative velocities of those objects to zero, and we're all set!

    You WERE kidding, right?

  2. Re:Modern distros on old hardware on Historic Linux File Archive Created · · Score: 1
    I have an IBM 486 25 with 20MB ram and a 220 MB hdd running Slack 9.0, and that's with 40MB swap, so really only 180 usable MB hdd.

    It's where I write all my Perl.

  3. ONLY IF YOU ASK FOR THAT!!!! on Should ISPs Be The Little Man's Firewall? · · Score: 1
    Make it optional! Heck, you could even charge extra to NOT forward all ports. Market it as a security feature. The n00bs and grandmas and such can pay the extra .50 a month and not act as open worm relays with their factory-unsecured WinXP boxen, while the l33t3r of us can use our full access wisely and make sure each port either has a secure app sitting there or is firewalled off. (/rant).

    Just don't automatically block ports. Full open TCP/IP is why I signed up with Speakeasy, but they're not available everywhere. Give da peeples a choice, I say.

  4. Re:/. Sensationalism? on Supersonic Flight Without The Sonic Boom · · Score: 1

    Are you implying that Fox News isn't 100% fair, balanced, and fact-driven? Next you'll try to tell me that Saddam wasn't behind 9/11. ;)

  5. Wow! on Supersonic Flight Without The Sonic Boom · · Score: 1

    That's why pelicans are so fast!!!!

  6. Re:before you switched to google ? on Google Turns 5 · · Score: 1

    Mostly AltaVista. Before that? Lycos. Before that? WAIS.

  7. Re:I'd compare this article with the head on top. on Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer · · Score: 4, Funny
    I agree that it had substance, I merely meant in comparison to the remainder of the pint. Would you really go to the pub for two or three pints of nothing but head?

    I mean, on your beer.

    I mean, ahhhh, crap.

  8. I'd compare this article with the head on top. on Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's light and fluffy, providing no real substance, but, like with the head on a Guiness, is not only a definitive part of the experience but an excellent place to write your initial.

    L

  9. All your base are not a flash in the pan! on Dotcom Era Fads · · Score: 4, Funny
    Still with us it has no time!

    Use in every post, for great justice!

    What I say!?!?

    Someone set us up the long-running gag!

    All our taste are belong to bad.

  10. Re:It's not Windows' fault on Windows Is 'Insecure By Design,' Says Washington Post · · Score: 4, Insightful
    These are not failures of the security of the protocols. These are failures of the MS implementations of these protocols. Both IIS and Apache use http, and yet one is more secure than the other. Both Exchange/Outlook and Sendmail/(insert favorite MUA here) use smtp, and look at which one spreads virii like the clap. To blame these 'obscure' standards is like blaming the wheel for problems with Ford Explorers rolling over. It's not the standard, it's the piss-poor impementation.

    Even some Linux default installs have security holes. It's all in how it's done, not what it's done with. Are we supposed to throw out everything written in C now, too?

  11. Better reasons. . . on Georgy Tells Why She Should Be California Gov · · Score: 4, Funny
    How about because she's smarter and cuter than Arnold? I mean, priorities, people. :

    Seriously, she's got my vote, for what it's worth.

    Of course, I live in Chicago. . .

  12. Netcraft confirms it! on The Death of A Universe · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Universe is dying.

  13. Guess what I want for (winter_holiday)! on Rio Announces Networked Ogg Vorbis Player · · Score: 0
    Guess what I want for (winter_holiday)!

    Maybe my (family_member) will get me one! I should make sure to let (him_her_them) know I'm interested.

    Seriously, gotta get me one. Looks awesome.

  14. Re:Wouldn't you need an expensive switch? on Surviving Slashdotting with a Small Server · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's not the switch/throughput that's the issue. It's the amount of page generation being done by the servers themselves. The high throughput and individual links merely allows the maximum possible number of simulatneous hits from a bandwidth standpoint. The trick here is to do that, AND have your webserver survive, hence the dual box Linux Virtual Server setup. That's the piece that smells the /.ing and tries to load-balance the page generation. That ability should allow this setup to survive most /.ings.

    Very inexpensively, I might add. Beats having to buy the hardware for an, I dunno, . . .

    Beowulf cluster?

  15. I did this on a Quantum Fireball at work on Reviving A Dead Hard Drive The Hard Way · · Score: 1

    The VP of accounting had been, shall we say, non-savvy enough to listen to the IT department's instructions to save all critical data to the network drive instead of the local hard drive. So, naturally, when his desktop machine's Quantum Fireball lived up to its name (as they so often seem to do) we discovered that all his critical data was on that drive. Since losing it was a non-option, I performed a very similar trick to the above. Got it all back, moved it to the network drive. Came THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS close to giving the numbskull a thin client instead of a desktop, but he made nice with my boss and he got a new laptop instead.

  16. Right-ho, chaps! What say we /. it? on MPAA Opens Anti-filesharing Website · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or, if you want, try this link.

  17. What about the Liberal Media? on snopes.com's David Mikkelson Interviewed · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm still trying to find that channel. I'd love to see it.

    Really.

  18. So if someone puts one in your bag. . . on My Pal Mickey -- Interactive Theme Park Doll · · Score: 4, Funny
    . . .and you start hearing voices, have they. . .

    Slipped you a Mickey?

    ha ha HA! Hi boys and girls!

  19. Sweet! Imagine the case mods! on Build-to-Order Cars? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Transparent windows, cool lights, and you can even open the front of the case while it's runni. . .oh, wait, that's what we have now.

    Insert random quotation about the hood being helding shut.

  20. Great. Since MS is so security focused, on Microsoft Deploys Linux, Open Software in Test Lab · · Score: 1

    does anyone have any of the root passwords yet? Seriously, I think the possibility of MS de-securifying a Linux box by accident is nonzero. HIGH nonzero.

  21. How about microbes to rid us of Trolls? on Microbes for Bioremediation · · Score: 0, Funny
    I'd love to see these GNAA types slowly consumed by millions of swarming microbes and converted into harmless and useful biochemicals.

    Or, alternately, poo.

  22. Re:Fresh off the cob! on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's one way, but I chose to seperate those two targets for code portability. For example, in another app, I 'make toothpick' and 'make moistened_peas' as preparation for 'make little_model_bridge'.

  23. Re:Fresh off the cob! on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No! Common error, though. 'make toothpick' satisfies a dependency for 'make clean'. You can't 'make clean' until you 'make toothpick'. It's just too difficult. :)

  24. Fresh off the cob! on New Testing Version Of Linux 2.6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, I've still got bits stuck between my teeth from the last release. Should have remembered to type 'make toothpick'.

  25. Mommy! Why's the TV screen all blue? on Comcast Offers Trial Of Microsoft TV Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    And what's a fatal kernel error?