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  1. Re:iPod Category? on Cinema Tools for Final Cut Pro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cause this thingie runs on an iPod ! And on an iPod only ! Jaleous as they are about the GameBoyAdv running an http server, the Apple engineers ported FinalCut to iPod.

    You'll have buy 128 poddies though and daisy chain them together... Plus a diesel generator...

  2. Buyout on Cinema Tools for Final Cut Pro · · Score: 4, Informative

    it should be noted that this is one of the products they bought with the acquisition of FilmLogic. So they didn't develop this themselves.

    Impressive product nonetheless !

    What is more fascinating : consider this 24P stuff from a bandwidth point of view and think about the recent firewire related news. Native HD is going to require quite a bit more firewire bandwidth than 400mbps. Can 1600mbps firwire be that far behind?

  3. Re:I guess its time... on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: 1

    Well, that might actually be impossible : if YOU pattent it, your clone might walk into the pattent office claiming the rights and accusing YOU of being the clone...Since you'll be indistinguishable from a clone, how are you going to identify the rightfull owner of your DNA ?
    Remember that he'll eb a full person too. he's not responsible for being a clone, and has equal rights to his/your DNA !!!!!

    One big advantage : we won't have to go to the movie theatre to see the sequal of "the fifth day" or some other Schwarzie/Sly/Vandamme vehicle...

  4. Re:what's wrong with clones anyways? on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: 2, Funny

    yup. Nothing a little voyage at near-lightspeed can't fix.

    Offcourse if, one day, the kid finds out he's got exactly the same little wiener as his dad, lorena bobbit might actually start a proffitable bussines

  5. Re:As Johnso14, I have to agree on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: 5, Funny

    let's hope cloning devices are not MS based, or that would be Johnso~1, Johnso~2, Johnso~3, ...

  6. another one on Weirdest Case Mod You've Ever Seen · · Score: 5, Funny

    me and the family just dissimilated my PC and started crapping all over it. By the end of the month i'll be covered completely and we'll put it in the fridge to solidify.

    One hell of a case for LAN parties
    Occasional refreezing will be needed though..

  7. Re:Amazing. on Kazaa Is Legal, Dutch Appeals Court Rules · · Score: 1

    I've replied elsewhere, but I'm just going to repeat it for the bead of hearing among you (and to test the lameness filter) : I just have to reply to this...
    the purpose of makin a law that bans guns from the street is NOT to avoid criminal acts by criminals, but to avoid criminal acts by ordinary common peopple who, in a momentary lapse of fury, shoot their wife/husband/kid/neighbour or half of the school. True, banning guns will not stop criminals, but it will hardly encourage them either. Therefore I see no harm in a ban.

    And the wee silly argument that you'll need to defend yourself against those criminals, which can only be done with a gun... well, that's just plain ridiculous. If that's your reasoning, all kids at school should get a gun with proper instructions on how to frag a schoolmate starts freaking out.

    the other silly classical argument about sports guns : why should you be against a law ? I mean, it's not like as if they'll forbid guns ! You'll just need proper registration and permit. Why could you possibly be against that if you're just going to shoot clay turds (jeez.. what an exciting sport...)

  8. Re:Dude. on Kazaa Is Legal, Dutch Appeals Court Rules · · Score: 1

    I just have to reply to this...
    the purpose of makin a law that bans guns from the street is NOT to aboid criminal act by criminals, but to avoid criminal acts by ordinary common peopple who, in a momentary lapse of fury, shoot their wife/husband/kid/neighbour or half of the school. True, banning guns will not stop criminals, but it will hardly encourage them either. Therefore I see no harm in a ban.

    And the wee silly argument that you'll need to defend yourself against those criminals, which can only be done with a gun... well, that's just plain ridiculous. If that's your reasoning, all kids at school should get a gun with proper instructions on how to frag a schoolmate starts freaking out.

    the other silly classical argument about sports guns : why should you be against a law ? I mean, it's not like as if they'll forbid guns ! You'll just need proper registration and permit. Why could you possibly be against that if you're just going to shoot clay turds (jeez.. what an exciting sport...)

  9. Re:Stop using the word MOBO on How Much Are You Paying For A Nameplate? · · Score: 1

    how about MORBOR ?

  10. Passport lookalike ? on Valve Announces "Steam" Content Delivery System · · Score: 1, Troll

    All this is cool, and I admit longing for a system that keeps proper track of patches, updates and serials. But isn't this pretty similar to passport ? The dreaded Microsoft thingie that every ./ter goes bananas about ?

  11. homepage on Class Action Lawsuit Against Spammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    who have a very cool homepage).

    Not anymore in say... 30 minutes ?

    Mr. Turd, this is MoFo.Prepare for some heavy slashdotting

  12. Re:I don't see why not! on Hiding and Recovering Data on Linux · · Score: 1

    yeah, but apparently, some lame moderator with humor up his ass moderated me offtopic.. jeez.. if I had said CowboyNeal instead of my mum-in-law, I'd probably be moderated (+4,funny)

  13. Mum ? on Hiding and Recovering Data on Linux · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can I cut my mum-in-law into bits and hide her away ? I've got a 80GB hard drive, and with my new DVD-R I can spread bits all over the pleace !

  14. Re:literacy on How to Film a Tornado · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, if the magazine is so literate, ./ editor better put it on the blacklist, cause I guess there's about half a horse arse on ./ literate enough to appreciate tornadoes without images.

    You're just karma whoring by ridiculizing a simple request for images. Do yo always tend to scrutinize anyone asking a f%*g question ?

  15. blind site on How to Film a Tornado · · Score: 2, Interesting

    amazing how they manage to write an article about a stunningly visual phenomenon, and yet don't include a single image.

  16. Oh god, not again... on Greene's Grammy Speech Debunked · · Score: -1, Troll

    WHO CARES ?


    I fail to see the relevance for nerds here. Definitely not stuff that matters. Okay, perhaps he's saying that is the naked thruth or lies covered in horsedunk, all it all it just doesn't change squat. We all now P2P mp3 exchange is here to stay, and that's about it. That's NOT nerd news.

    Since taco got engaged, we're not seeing much interesting news anymore. How about trying for one day to post stuff that is NOT related to DMCA or other lawyer crap, but rather technology bound ?

    I find slashdot more and more drifting away from it's purpose. If this goes on, they'll sure as hell loose a lot of nerd subscribers, and keep only lawyers : Slashdunk : news for lawyers, stuff that splatters

  17. Re:Americans and the World on Amazon & Barnes and Noble Settle One-Click Dispute · · Score: 1

    wow... this is like ... awesome...

    i'm totally converted. Where can I start a religious following based on these statements ?

    Oh, and by the way, zip up your pants : your dick is hanging out a little...

  18. Good, on Amazon & Barnes and Noble Settle One-Click Dispute · · Score: 1

    now they can start argueing over the 2-click patent.

  19. an easier way on Every Species on Earth · · Score: 1

    instead of trying to tabulate the species that we haven't identified yet, how about plain dead eliminating them ? At the rate the US Air force is bombing Afghanistan, pretty everything should be dead down there.

    Just declare all non-identified species as terrorists and we're done !

  20. MS ? on Macromedia Pushes Flash For All Things Web · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wonder how long it will take for Microsoft to embrace and extend this...

    anyway as tons previous and future posts will tell, flash makes things complicated rather than practical. Most flash sites drown in goodies. Except for joecartoon (www.joecartoon.com) I have yet to see a truly original flash use.
    The biggest problem is that flash wants to be a general system for making all things online That's exact the idea of HTML. Only HTML add the keywords indexeable, shareable and ease If macromedia can add those to flash, then perhaps we'll be getting somewhere.

  21. Re:And the point is ??????? on Unintended Results From U.S. Hardware Dumps In Asia · · Score: 0, Troll

    booohahaah...
    those US dorks are dumb as hell, stink like a heiniken brewery and can't cook, but at least they know how to make fun of themselves.

    Onward with the humor, my friend, more of this !

  22. Re:Ships stranding on Unintended Results From U.S. Hardware Dumps In Asia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    dead Simple : to get rid of the ship. They use ships that are way over their consumption date and are floating death coffins. There's no hance the ship would pass quality testing, so they're better of anonymizing it and dumping it somewhere. Kinda hard to sprew a whole ship into a chinese river, so bunk it into an african shore.

  23. Ships stranding on Unintended Results From U.S. Hardware Dumps In Asia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last I heard from greenpeace about chemical corps just filling up a whole ship with waste barrels and letting it strand on an african shore. It sits there waiting to fall apart andspread it's deadly cargo into the oceans.

    Eat more fish they say... contains no mad cow disease... ha !

  24. Translation on Sun to Charge for Star Office 6.0 · · Score: 1

    Read as : Sun decided to abort StarOffice. For futher Wordprocessing needs, please refer to openoffice.

  25. Wedding gift for Taco ? on WinXP Keygen Foils Product Activation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nicely done, Kathleen. He'll appreciate that.

    Geek chicks rule !