I feel like I'm watching one of those shittacular closed-circuit news shows produced by high schoolers, for highschoolers.
"Oh my god, and in the news today, CmdrTaco reposted a story about Linux and I saw Hemos cheating on his girlfriend after third period! What a total slut! OK, now here's CowboyNeal with today's lunch menu!"
That shouldn't be a surprise. It's a lot more fun to play a racing game than watch one on TV, too. When you're involved instead of just soaking up the view through your TV, *gasp*, it's more interesting.
You never actually watched an XFL game, did you? Bad players, stupid rule changes, and the overall presentation was cheap. It failed on pretty much level.
What fucking planet do you live on that the Holy Grail is an obscure Monty Python movie? I mean, Jesus, you picked one of the most famous scenes in the fucking movie. You may as well have said "I'll bite your legs off!" and called it obscure.
You realize those are just options that take all of 5 seconds to turn off, right? Don't rip on a product you're too lazy to learn how to use correctly.
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I feel like I'm watching one of those shittacular closed-circuit news shows produced by high schoolers, for highschoolers.
"Oh my god, and in the news today, CmdrTaco reposted a story about Linux and I saw Hemos cheating on his girlfriend after third period! What a total slut! OK, now here's CowboyNeal with today's lunch menu!"
That shouldn't be a surprise. It's a lot more fun to play a racing game than watch one on TV, too. When you're involved instead of just soaking up the view through your TV, *gasp*, it's more interesting.
You never actually watched an XFL game, did you? Bad players, stupid rule changes, and the overall presentation was cheap. It failed on pretty much level.
I don't think Bill needs anymore lens flare or a domokun or anything, so Fark's probably not the place to go.
They've had 20 years to photoshop them and that's all they could get.
Those guys cheer and clap at everything, though. For all we know, it could be that they're really excited about lunch.
I like how this is modded informative
Now I know what to steal, thanks!
Quick, someone call Pauly Shore!
It's based on a comic that (AFAIK) predates Max Payne by awhile.
hello bitches
It's a trap!
When you can spell correctly, it's really not all that hard.
Fag.
Maybe I'm just a troll, but does anyone wanna take a stab at how long it takes for the greased chipmunk to escape from this guy's anus?
I say about a week. The one time I had sex with him, he had excellent muscle control, but I'm afraid I might have loosened him up a bit.
Soon everyone will be able to see what a gigantic faggot you are! Hooray!
Plans to build a better mousetrap are still at the brainstorming stage
No kidding. We've already got Slashdot. Anything else like this'll be redundant.
People blogged about sandwiches? Jesus, the Internet's been worthless since its inception, apparently.
As if most slashdot members didn't have a bad enough case of office ass...
That's why every 15 minutes or so, I retreat to the bathroom to spray my manchowder all over the walls. The pressure really gets to you.
What fucking planet do you live on that the Holy Grail is an obscure Monty Python movie? I mean, Jesus, you picked one of the most famous scenes in the fucking movie. You may as well have said "I'll bite your legs off!" and called it obscure.
Faggot.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
Faggot.
Who the fuck is this simonnigger guy? I swear to fucking god, I'm gone for a couple months, and you let them hire some new fag. I'm ashamed.
Fag.
You realize those are just options that take all of 5 seconds to turn off, right? Don't rip on a product you're too lazy to learn how to use correctly.
We can kick around his body doubles for a few years before it gets old, I'm sure.