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Indoor Tropical Island

fons writes "The huge construction dome of the now bankrupt zeppelin maker CargoLifter, has been turned into an indoor tropical island. For about 20euro a day you can swim in the sea, take a walk in the rainforest or go to a beachparty. While it is snowing outside, it's a always a pleasant 25C on the island. And there are no tsunami's. It's bigger than Biosphere2 (it fits the Eiffeltower) but there's less sunlight. Would you spend your vacation in there? The Germans don't seem to be very eager."

356 comments

  1. Dammit by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    25 Degrees is too cold!!! Now if it was 77 Degrees, then we could talk turkey.

    1. Re:Dammit by quanticle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dude, He said 25C. 25 degrees celcius and 77 degrees farenheit are close to the same temperature.

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    2. Re:Dammit by Omega1045 · · Score: 0

      Are you being sarcastic, or did not you get the joke?

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    3. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's merely pointing out the stupidity and the pointlessness of the OP.

    4. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      considering how the article said "25c", I would say that it's not a funny joke.

    5. Re:Dammit by Moridineas · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wow, what a damn coincidence that 25c and 77f just happen to be the same temperature. Boy, must have been quite a cosmic conjunction for THAT to happen.

    6. Re:Dammit by Allnicknamesbusy · · Score: 1

      Why cant they change Norway to a huge tropical country? 4 604 800 peoples (and me) would be very happy if they did that.

    7. Re:Dammit by secretsquirel · · Score: 1

      No, It's that he didn't get the joke. The fact that it wasn't funny is a completely other matter.

    8. Re:Dammit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      25C is too cold for you people? You guys do know that is 77 degrees F right? Man you folks must be spoiled rotten with gorgeous temperatures year round..I'd love 77 degrees in the Winter time especially.

      Anyway, I digress....My best friend happens to live in Hawaii - gorgeous place. I visit her annually for some vacation. Let's see REAL tropical island paradise, with gorgeous women walking around with skimpy swimwear and near perfect weather every day....or an artifical island within a stell dome?

      hmm....tough choice....but I think I'll take the real thing. ;)

    9. Re:Dammit by bcmm · · Score: 1

      77C is probably a bit hot, given that ~60C is the highest temperature that multi-cellular life is known to be able to survive for long periods of time.

      That said, 25C is a bit cold for swimming on the beach. 30C (or even 40C) would be more like a tropical island, and would be great if they could keep the water just a bit cooler...

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    10. Re:Dammit by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      And the costs of visiting each (if you are in Germany) are exactly the same!

      Or not.

    11. Re:Dammit by hb253 · · Score: 1

      I thought you enjoyed sitting in the sauna then rolling naked in the snow...

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    12. Re:Dammit by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is this a riddle? Let's see . . . "Why can't Germany turn Norway into a tropical country?"

      I've got it! Because they can't get past Holland!

      -Peter

    13. Re:Dammit by bogado · · Score: 1

      The worst part is setting the water temperature at 31C witch is very similar to the human body temperature (37C). This for me seems to indicate a water that has a temperature similar to pee, since it is warmer then the room temperature.

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    14. Re:Dammit by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      I think they musst be trying to compensate for the lack of breeze. On an actual island, the air temp would likely be higher than the water temp, but the constant breeze would make it seem cooler. Since i doubt they have the ability to simulate the breeze, they must have turned down the air temperature accordingly.

    15. Re:Dammit by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      Because according to this Lapland tourism bureau page, Lapland is the place to be, not Norway.

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    16. Re:Dammit by jaakkeli · · Score: 1

      I thought you enjoyed sitting in the sauna then rolling naked in the snow...

      Hey! That guy is *Norwegian*. They don't have saunas. The Norwegians bathe in oil. The poor Norwegians have the biggest oil reserves in Europe and then we hear them complain about the climate, which is not even cold. Damn those ridiculous oily Norwegians!

      No, just kidding. I love cold! The coldest nude-rolling-in-the-snow I've had was at about -50 C and I still liked that. But this winter has been about the crappiest one ever, it's something like -0.5 C right now. :-/

    17. Re:Dammit by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

      Out with you! You didn't get the joke. Out! Hand in your geek card and your /. password!

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    18. Re:Dammit by sellthesedownfalls · · Score: 1

      TSUNAMIS. Holy lord. No apostrophe.

  2. No sky by mzkhadir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would be better if they had the whole ceiling lined with cloud pictures to simulate clouds instead of seeing steel.

    1. Re:No sky by radarsat1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      or a giant LCD screen for a moving sky... line the walls too to make the interior look like it goes for miles..
      maybe you could use that material they used for the Invisible Suit, which displays a different image depending on what direction you are looking from. It would be like a giant holodeck, as long as you don't go near the walls..

      okay i'll shut up now.

    2. Re:No sky by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      1) Live in big domes with fake skies.
      2) Watch the crystal in your hand turn black on your 30th birthday.
      3) Go to Carousel.

      10 dollar Amazon gift certificate to the first person to name the movie in this thread! Can't be an AC.

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    3. Re:No sky by BigDumbAnimal · · Score: 0

      Truman Show

    4. Re:No sky by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      Logan's Run

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    5. Re:No sky by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      Nice Logans Run reference. Now, without relying on IMDB or Google, what was Logan's full name?

    6. Re:No sky by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 0

      1) Live in big domes with fake skies. 2) Watch the crystal in your hand turn black on your 30th birthday. 3) Go to Carousel. 10 dollar Amazon gift certificate to the first person to name the movie in this thread! Can't be an AC.

      Logan's Run. Which incidentally was nothing like the book.

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    7. Re:No sky by grub · · Score: 0

      if memory serves: Logan 5.

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    8. Re:No sky by wcb4 · · Score: 1

      Logan 5

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    9. Re:No sky by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

      Give yourself a gift certificate!

    10. Re:No sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      History channel had a great special about airships a while back and said that these Cargo Lifters were the future of Lighter-than-air ships. Guess not. But the other thing is that these hangars are SO Huge, they get their own small clouds and light rain all on their own. So with all that tropical atmosphere in there, they just might get real clouds after all

    11. Re:No sky by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      mmmhmm...
      The Truman Show?

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  3. The Weasel by govtcheez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick, someone call Pauly Shore!

    1. Re:The Weasel by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just did. He's pretty upset that he didn't get the be the guest of honor. Then again, he also thinks he's still a star in between lapses of thinking he's a tuna fish sandwich. It's amazing what fame will do to you.

    2. Re:The Weasel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres an oblig. futurama quote somewhere in all of this, buuuuuudy.. (too bad i forget what the exact quote was..)

  4. Two Birds With One Stone by Yonkeltron · · Score: 1

    Of course i'd spend my vacation there! i could get away from my mother-in-law and get rid of the clown fish in my spare bath tub in one shot!

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  5. Euro conversion by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    10 euros is ~$13.46 (as of 11:12 AM EST [-5 GMT]). So you pay over $13 dollars for 4 hours of relaxing in a tropical environment. That cost doesn't include drinks and food which will of course have their prices jacked up by a few bits.

    Yes, you can stay longer and get charged more but I'm just using the base cost.

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    1. Re:Euro conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of Discovery Cove, the artificial tropical beach/reef that SeaWorld has in Orlando. Only different is Discovery Cove charges $100 a day to lay on the beach and $200 if you want to swim with dolphins.

    2. Re:Euro conversion by lga · · Score: 2, Funny

      That price only sounds bad to Americans because the Dollar is doing really badly against the Euro. It's Not that bad for those of us in Europe.

      The exchange rate is even better for me here in the UK, my pounds buy me a ton of stuff at Thinkgeek!

    3. Re:Euro conversion by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that this costs a little more than $3/hr to relax in the tropics? And less than that if you stay longer? That's cheaper than going to a movie. And I'm betting the food is less expensive and better on the whole. If I lived in Europe, you can bet that I'd go see what it's all about.

    4. Re:Euro conversion by MisterClever · · Score: 1
      So you pay over $13 dollars for 4 hours of relaxing in a tropical environment

      Not a fair comparison as the locals are paid in euros and paying in euros. A better comparison is how many hours an average German has to work in order to relax inside this bubble.

      PS Isn't $13 dollars redundant?

  6. I'd like a smaller one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Montreal, Mexico (that country's Tourism Board at least) is advertising with a glass-panelled trailer with sand and bikini-clad models in it, and enough heaters and sunlights. I'd like to have one of these in my backyard. I'd just have to hack a trail through the ice every morning to get into it.

    1. Re:I'd like a smaller one by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

      Why hack through the ice each morning? Just invite the bikini-clad models into your house.

  7. There are too many users by DanteLysin · · Score: 0

    /.ed already?

  8. Would you spend your vacation in there? by teiresias · · Score: 1

    Would you spend your vacation in there?

    Probably not. Since it's in Germany it's as expensive or more expensive to travel there than to the real thing. Plus the extra incentive that's it's not artifical.

    But I suppose that's a pretty American-Centric view. If I was in say Latvia, I'd definitly go.

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    1. Re:Would you spend your vacation in there? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      After six weeks of Oregon's "Winter Sunshine" even a vacation to a well-lighted Safeway store looks good. Time spent in a place with another flourescent light bulb every two feet on the ceiling actually helps what gets called 'Seasonal Affective Disorder'. We're not even that far North so it's not the overly long nights that get to you, it's the endless number of days with heavy cloud cover coupled with the short winter solar exposures.
      The television weather teams have worn out their thesaurui trying to find new terms to describe water falling from the sky. A typical winter weather report in Cascadia will be "Look for morning drizzle, followed by afternoon showers, with periods of rain in the evening."
      Forget space elevators, I want to see a giant fiber optic light pipe that that will rise 10000 feet in the air (that's 3000 meters, ya'all), point a giant reflector at the sun, and bring the light down to the mountaintop like Moses and shine it like a giant torch onto the city, relieving the winter gloom. Better than Daylight Savings Time, and cheaper than a big stupid foreign war that we're guaranteed to lose anyway.

  9. Here is a site in German by lheal · · Score: 1
    With a slideshow.

    The Germans like it ... isn't the beer any good?

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  10. How long.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Untill the nudist version? Surely this would be the simplest option and stop the retards going "I SAW SOME GUY NUDE ON THE BEACH PAST THAT SIGN SAYING NODISTS! I WILL SUED THE CITY FOR IT!".

    It would be a safe (As in child molesters can't get in) and private (yet still free and among nature). It seems the perfect solution to a problem we don't even have (sort of..).

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    1. Re:How long.. by CdBee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't see us being particularly enthusiastic about getting back to nature inside a large tin can. It lacks a certain crucial essence of naturism

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    2. Re:How long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already is nudist. Didn't you look at the website? One of the kids in the photos is bare ass naked.

    3. Re:How long.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thats an absolutely brilliant idea but with just one slight change.. we put the anti-nudists (in most of Europe thats pretty few) inside the tin can and black out all the windows, then let everyone else run wild...

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    4. Re:How long.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      because child molesters have 1 inch dicks so know-one would know.. BAM!

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    5. Re:How long.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      I watched a couple of documentries on the subject... and yes there are men who goto nudist camps and hang/film (yes film) the children... you can LEGALLY buy these movies..

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    6. Re:How long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes... since it isn't pornography, why wouldn't you be able to buy them?

    7. Re:How long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you'd be surprised at the number of family websites (and there are a LOT of them out there) who put pictures on display to the world of their child(ren), clad in nothing and revealing all.

      So I see no problem with others taking family videos of a nudist lifestyle and selling them to people who are "on the edge" on whether or not they want to live a nude lifestyle.

    8. Re:How long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on internet research I have a rather bare understanding of the term 'naturism'. The 25C would be by far the most important factor involved...

    9. Re:How long.. by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      In (former) East Germany, nudism is very common...

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    10. Re:How long.. by phishst1k · · Score: 1

      Now that's thinking outside the box.

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    11. Re:How long.. by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      If I was a nudist and 70y old (like the guy in the article) I would take any opportunity for scaring the younger generation.

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    12. Re:How long.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child molestors are exactly the same as fags. They are born like that. Period. Anything else is wishy-washy PC nonsense.

  11. Just hit reload. It will come up. by chopper749 · · Score: 1

    It seems to work every other time. Maybe it can only serve 1 person at a time.

  12. The only downside... by Mysterian81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I'd spend my vacation there! Unfortunately, Survivor has booked the whole place for the 387th season. You pay for your ticket, then they vote you off. The title is slated to be Survivor: Rip-Off Island.

  13. Drang nach Osten! by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you spend your vacation in there? The Germans don't seem to be very eager.

    Everybody knows that a real German's idea of a vacation is invading Poland.

    1. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We were invited! Punch vas served. Check vit Poland"

    2. Re:Drang nach Osten! by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      Which by now is mostly area that was germany before 1st worldwar.

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    3. Re:Drang nach Osten! by rimmon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obligatory quote: "Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with."

    4. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Could be actually be possible that after two generations of anti-Nazism and true democratic institutional framework that the Germans have actually changed? No more the violent, bloodlusting Huns screaming into the east to the pounding chords of Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song?
      The Americans offered then the opportunity to join in the Iraqi invasion, kill anyone and everyone they want to, set up the most delicious camps, grab all the cheap oil that they want, letting Uncle Sam pick up the whole tab...and they turned it down?
      Whatever happened to the good old Germany that we grew up with? Watching Combat on television and The Dirty Dozen at the movies?

      Achtung!..you pussies

    5. Re:Drang nach Osten! by peggus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All nations with any smidgen of self respect has at one point or other partitioned Poland. It's a rite of passage.

    6. Re:Drang nach Osten! by lysium · · Score: 2, Funny
      Could be actually be possible that after two generations of anti-Nazism and true democratic institutional framework that the Germans have actually changed?

      Popular sterotypes are nearly immortal. Don't forget that the French still love to surrender, and America saved the world's ass in Dubya-Dubya-Two. Hell, half of the US still worships the Confederate flag.

      Maybe things will change by the 22nd century...

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    7. Re:Drang nach Osten! by syrinje · · Score: 1
      OK - it is a bit funny, but surely an unnecessary jibe, nein?

      Sad to think that the enduring stereotype in the parent posters mind is that of Germans as the war-mongers of history (with all of its swastika associations)...

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    8. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were thinking about putting Poland into this hall, but the hall was to big for Poland and we didn't know what to do with the rest of the hall...

    9. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the USA is quickly replacing Germany when it comes to war-mongers. And in many places in the world the stars and stripes trigger much worse associations these days than swastikas.

      Thank you very much Herr Bush.

    10. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Aggrajag · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! I haven't seen too many Fawlty Towers quotes in Slashdot and the episode kicks ass!

    11. Re:Drang nach Osten! by tommy_boy_nyc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, between this and the tsunami comment, Slashot is hitting some new lows. How about them negroes! They sure are funny when they're scared! WTF. Get a life.

    12. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Americans offered then the opportunity to join in the Iraqi invasion, kill anyone and everyone they want to, set up the most delicious camps, grab all the cheap oil that they want, letting Uncle Sam pick up the whole tab...and they turned it down?

      Another way to look at it: the Iraqi invasion was so inhuman and atrocious that even the Germans didn't want any part of it.

    13. Re:Drang nach Osten! by freedom_india · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      MOD PARENT UP TO FUNNY!!!

      my first and yet best laugh of 2005

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    14. Re:Drang nach Osten! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Hah!

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    15. Re:Drang nach Osten! by deft · · Score: 1

      "Everybody knows that a real German's idea of a vacation is invading Poland."

      History says the real walk in the park vacation was invading France. :)

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    16. Re:Drang nach Osten! by curunir · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nonsense...the real pre-requisite for a German vacation is to burn off the top 4-6 layers of skin. While the Japanese require photographic evidence to prove that they actually went on vacation, Germans need merely show a severe sunburn to receive credit. Americans need some story about how rude some other culture was when they asked if anyone spoke "American" and Australians need only be gone for 5-10 years and return with somewhere in excess of 25 passport stamps. Every culture has their standard of proof.

      Getting back to Germans, war (flamethrowers, bombs and the like) was just their initial attempt to achieve their standard burning. They've since figured out that spending copious amounts of time lying on a beach without using sunscreen accomplishes this in a much more controlled fashion while making the rest of the world slightly less annoyed at them. It would be considerably less were it not for their strict adherance to the "Speedo" dresscode.

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    17. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Whatever happened to the good old Germany that we grew up with? Watching Combat on television and The Dirty Dozen at the movies?

      No, Hogan's Heroes on TV. ;-P

    18. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They made fun of the French, and we modded them up.

      They cursed the Indians, and we modded them up.

      They spread FUD about the Chinese, and we modded them up.

      They make fun of Germans and disaster-stricken Asians, and only now you complain? Tell me, who's the racist here?

    19. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly to jingoistic Americans or the older generation.

      In New Zealand at least, I would have to say the sterotype of Germans is that of a nation of high-tech, well produced engineering, and people who speak at least 2-3 languages :)

      I'd rather visit Germany than America any day :)

    20. Re:Drang nach Osten! by red_gnom · · Score: 2, Informative



      You my friend obviously do not know history. At that time, Poland was divided between among three invaders: Prussia, Austria, and Russia. Saying that it belonged to those countries is either ignorant or insensitive. It was one of the darkest times in Poland's history.

      Map: Partition of Poland

    21. Re:Drang nach Osten! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      The Americans offered then the opportunity to join in the Iraqi invasion, kill anyone and everyone they want to, set up the most delicious camps, grab all the cheap oil that they want, letting Uncle Sam pick up the whole tab...and they turned it down?

      Well duh. It wasn't France.
      Standing deal for 135 years or so, Germany's been clear - no war unless they get to knock France as part of the deal.

      Jesus people learn some history.

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    22. Re:Drang nach Osten! by flubbergust · · Score: 1

      France and Germany are much better friends than say France and UK. German tourists in France are much more welcome than American or British.

    23. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not possible.

      Iraq is not Poland. Iraq is not even north Africa.

      Also, Germans pay their own way. A little free labor might really hit the spot, though.

      Die Deutschen schlafen.

    24. Re:Drang nach Osten! by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
      Everybody knows that a real German's idea of a vacation is invading Poland.
      Nothing happened!
      Vee vere invited!
      Punch vas served!
  14. Coralized Link by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Site is already really slow.. save them some bandwidth

    http://www.my-tropical-islands.com.nyud.net:8090/e ngl/fotos-opening-e.htm

    1. Re:Coralized Link by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      Well, if their server is in their tropical environment, we could help save them some heating costs by burning the server to a crisp. The first useful slashdotting!

  15. Arpf, soiled a one liner. by lheal · · Score: 1

    "The Germans DON'T like it ...."

    Sorry.

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  16. When it will certainly be welcomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sooner or later, on Mars? With holodisplays imitating Earthian weather? On surface, or, to lessen radiation, underground?

    1. Re:When it will certainly be welcomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Terran".

    2. Re:When it will certainly be welcomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be right, I did not find either of the words on dictionary.com, though. Strangely, even at "earth" entry I have not found any adjective.

      Anyway, this still looks like a can. I'd prefer an open space.

    3. Re:When it will certainly be welcomed by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      Terran is correct. It's the adjective form of terra, literally "earth" or "land." Terra is in dictionary.com database.

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  17. No culture by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The thing I like about travel is getting a taste of a different culture - calypso music, new kinds of frozen cocktails, ethnic food, historical sites. Whenever I go on a trip I always stop at a museum or two. Climate and scenery are not all there is to a vacation. So this is definitely not for me.

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  18. oh the pain... by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    An abitious project to bring back some of the most amazing and majestic technology humanity has ever concieved... turned... into... a ... theme park...

    I remember this feeling. It's the same feeling I had when I was a young nerd, trying to save up enough money for a 4 generation old computer, watching my clients use their top of the line $5,000 machines to play solitare....

    Next youre going tell me they are using space shuttles for tourists; and advanced cybernetics for robotic pets...

    Ladies and gentelmen: The dark side of capitalism.

    1. Re:oh the pain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure all those workers at the park, not to mention those who work at NASA and those who build robotic pets (and those who supply them with services, etc), really wish they didn't have jobs.

      Dark side indeed!

  19. in honor... by wcitechnologies · · Score: 1, Funny

    In honor of this idea, I'm going to watch the Truman Show today.

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    1. Re:in honor... by scrow · · Score: 1

      Your comment is very funny and yet also very interesting. You mention the Truman Show, which deals with a simulated environment created to fool Truman. In many ways an underlying message of the Truman Show might also share in common themes from The Matrix, 13th floor, or a bevy of other movies that parody/observe/comment on our link to reality. As far as tourism goes, what you see when you reach Cancun, or Bali, and check into a resort, are environments (social) that are constructed for the experience of the user/tourist. An idea like this is a natural extension and in many ways a parody of the real thing all at the same time. Very interesting, but not new perhaps. Theme parks like Disnleyland have simulated other created experiences for a long time now, this is just in a different context. A lot of theory around this is rooted in psycoanalysis, which is the motivating thought for movies like the Matrix/Truman Show, and the capital forces behind destinations like Cancun or Disnleyland, whether they care to give credit to it or not.

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  20. Meh by t_allardyce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was imagining some sort of technical marvel like the Truman Show set with realistic looking sky, sun rays, jungle you could get lost in and most importantly an actual island with water all the way around (i think thats still the definition of an island?). Instead I see something that looks like a cross between a sports hall, a tacky cruise liner and some kind of theme park but without the rides. The whole thing looks very dark and dead, they atleast need retina-burning spotlights or something to hide the ugly structure? The jungle is just a load of trees with a linear zig-zag paved path! and I bet they won't let kids climb the trees for safety reasons, if I was 8 I would be pretty pissed off.

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    1. Re:Meh by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Oh Blunkett! you came, and you left, without implementing draconian biometric ID technologies.

      Yeah, but it sounds like that fucker has planted the meme and his successor is going to push for them just as hard.

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    2. Re:Meh by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Looks like his successor is going to be discovered accidentally fast tracking someones visa then...

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    3. Re:Meh by psetzer · · Score: 2, Informative

      They were sort of stuck with what they had. They had a ~10 year-old zeppelin hangar, which was set up to be climate controlled, a large foundation that they didn't want to screw with too much. They've been looking at starting to replace the current canopy with one that's transparent, or at least translucent. However, it takes time and not a small amount of effort to fix up a building which is 1000' long and 300' high for something it wasn't really meant for. I mean, it's an engineering feat which would border on the ludicrous even 50 years ago, which nowadays is so ho-hum. You could fit six of the seven wonders of the ancient world in the thing and still have room to squeeze the Hagia Sophia and the Brooklyn Bridge in. By any measure, it's pretty damn impressive.

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    4. Re:Meh by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      for some reason it reminds me of this

    5. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meme doesn't mean what you think it does. It is not synonymous with "idea." Just call it an idea, which is what it is. Don't try to sound smarter than you are, and especially don't try to latch on to the word of the month.

    6. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Meme" word of the month?
      Maybe from a decade ago.

    7. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's coming back, in a very noticable and annoying way.

  21. In Japan... by Xenna · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They've had something like that for ages:

    http://www.gluckman.com/IndoorBeach.html

    1. Re:In Japan... by WhiteLudaFan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a better link about this Japanese Ocean Dome: http://www.seagaia.co.jp/english/odr/index.html

    2. Re:In Japan... by _pruegel_ · · Score: 1

      Maybe something a bit like it. But the CargoLifter building is the largest self-supporting hangar in the world. It is 360 by 210 meters large and 107 meters high. The statue of liberty could stand it. The Phoenix Seagaia Resort is 300 by 100 meters large and only 38 meters high. So "like that" does not really fit it.

  22. what i'd like to see by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really think the biosphere 2 people got it wrong by trying to recreate all the various biomes of the Earth in one building. That, and the whole issue with the concrete reacting with their atmosphere says to me that they really didn't plan very well. I'd like to see someone try to make a contained ecosystem that is engineered with the sole purpose of keeping some humans alive and comfortable. I wonder how many species of plants and animals would be necessary for such a thing.

    It seems like it could be a lot simpler than what Biosphere 2 tried to do, and a lot more likely to be successful. It would also be beneficial in helping us figure out what we'll need for long-term space missions.

    1. Re:what i'd like to see by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      For most geeks, all thats needed is a tobacco plant, a coffee plant, and a twinkie tree.

      What? you mean twinkies arent grown on trees? ;)

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    2. Re:what i'd like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most geeks are too smart to smoke.

    3. Re:what i'd like to see by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Replace that with a field of poppies and a few cats and then we'll talk. I've no need for pitiful addictions like tobacco and caffeine. If you're going to stick me in a box for the rest of my life, I'm gunna do it with style.

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    4. Re:what i'd like to see by cmowire · · Score: 1

      No, I think the problem with biosphere 2 is that they tried to do *everything* in one fell swoop, using no mechanical systems, etc. And then tried to cover things up when they cheated on their own challenge.

      The problem is that it's about as useful as building the world's largest coffeemaker.

      And we don't need it for rationally-long space missions, either. The biggest problems with traveling to Mars are problems that need to be investigated in space -- the effects of zero gravity, how to shield humans from radiation, how to not be caught in martian orbit with the critical systems broken and no spares left, etc. By comparison, life support is easy -- pack more than enough preserved food and water (Which isn't actually that heavy by comparison), exhaust CO2 into space, collect water from persperation and make oxygen from that, rinse, repeat, etc.

      And if you really want to be more efficent and stop throwing out the CO2 and organic waste, you can prod that over time. Keep a hydroponic garden to take in some of the CO2, organic waste, and evaporated water to provide food. Evolve that to the point where you can keep fish and guinnea pigs (which are eaten as food in Peru) to further reduce stored food requirements, etc. Evolve things, so that there's no surprises and you can measure the exact influence of a single value, not everything at the same time.

      But, personally, if I'm traveling to Mars, I'd much rather have more than enough food packed and leave the farming as a source of occasional fresh veggies than rely on a relatively small hydroponic garden.

    5. Re:what i'd like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to see someone try to make a contained ecosystem that is engineered with the sole purpose of keeping some humans alive and comfortable.

      NASA's LMLSTP was a baby-steps project to achieve this -- basically, humans and wheat in a bell jar for 90 days.

    6. Re:what i'd like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the case of Biosphere2 I think we have to closely consider what they tried to do. I myself have thought they would have done much better if they had just built all their environments in open air and then after a couple months of them working THEN enclosed them off from the world.

      But this would have been different from the specific thing they were trying to do; they were not merely trying to 'enclose' a part of the earth and see if it would do ok, they were attempting to completely 'create/assemble' a man made ecosystem and have it survive.

      Now they failed terribly, BUT we learned a lot from the attempt.

    7. Re:what i'd like to see by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Animals as a source of food are very resource-inefficient.

  23. What happens if you stay longer without paying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they send the Gestapo after you like in the movies?

    1. Re:What happens if you stay longer without paying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very funny ;). You probably have to pay again when you want to leave.

  24. Re:Very few by cwebb1977 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And there are many non-native english speakers, ignorant one.

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  25. so sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Another typical example for german politics. Some clever foreign entrepreneur spends a little money on a dubious idea, the rest is paid by the state. A few years later the thing is bankrupt, the entrepreneur gone for good with more money than he invested, and the German taxpayer has to pay the bills. It's not the first time that happens and it really makes me furious.

  26. plural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tsunamis

    not tsunami's

  27. Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . .and there are no tsunami's.

    I think what really gets me is how flip people are feeling they can be about this in the West. Yes, Slashdot is global, yada yada, but it's readership is, for the most part, centered outside the affected area and in the United States in particular, so I blame us.

    I live in New York, and what struck me was the global outpouring of sympathy after September 11, which killed 3,000 people, and it was months before anyone felt comfortable enough to to discuss anything but the horror.

    But now, just a week after 118,000 parents and children and brothers and sisters have been drowned in a single moment, we start making fun little tsnumai references to set off an article on an indoor beach. That, and going to our climate-controlled indoor beaches are all part of our healing process, I suppose.

    Sorry, I have a pretty high threshold, but that makes me ill.

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    1. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Well said. I cried when I heard about the disaster and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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    2. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sophrosyne · · Score: 2

      Are you so sure there was a global outpouring of sympathy after september 11th?
      being outside of America- I didn't really see it, or feel it.
      If you lived in Indonesia- you may have a different perspective when aid comes in, and people began to return.

    3. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it was ment as a joke, more as a practicality. But recently people have just given up being sad about things like this, after I found out 30,000 people die every day from famine and curable disisese I don't even know what to care about anymore..

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    4. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humour (even tasteless humour) is important and can help people get over tragedy, but I agree, this one is a little 'pointless'. Anyway, here's a more serious question. How well are fault lines at sea monitored? If a terrorist network got hold of some Russian suitcase nukes, surely this proves it would cause more devastation to detonate over a fault line at sea? This would also be largely indistinguishable from a 'normal' earthquake...

    5. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop watching Vicar of Dibley, young Limey...

    6. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      I felt sympathy and kindness from those who could appreciate the tragedy and indifference or worse from those who couldn't.

      The joke I saw here threatened to put us in the second category, and that surprised and saddened me.

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    7. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      I was channel surfing i swear! that shows really really gone down hill, but then I went and checked it out on the net so it must be true!

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    8. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Aroma+7herapy · · Score: 1
      But now, just a week after 118,000 parents and children and brothers and sisters have been drowned in a single moment, we start making fun little tsnumai references to set off an article on an indoor beach. That, and going to our climate-controlled indoor beaches are all part of our healing process, I suppose.

      Hmmm.. Somehow I don't think you will be hearing / reading "fun little tsunami references" in the affected area for some time.

      I think I can remember the first "fun little 9/11 references" within a week after 9/11 here in Europe. So I think you should realise that not everyone around the world reads and or hears the same things as you do.

    9. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by siegesama · · Score: 2, Informative

      it was months before anyone felt comfortable enough to to discuss anything but the horror

      Really? I seem to remember a couple of shockwave games where you shoot planes before they have a chance to fly into sky scrapers, and a whole slew of tasteless (but amusing to the desensitized) animations, visuals, and games.

      I have a pretty high threshold, but that makes me ill

      I think you have overestimated your threshold

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    11. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, I have a pretty high threshold, but that makes me ill.

      The only thing worse than someone without a high threshold is someone who thinks they have a pretty high threshold but doesn't.

    12. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by riven1128 · · Score: 1

      It's also quite different considering that the tsunami was a natural disaster and the september 11th attacks were not.

      Death is death and it's unfortunate no matter how you look at it, but it's even more shocking when it's done with the clear intent to end life.

      Natural disasters happen, this isn't the first and it most certainly will not be the last, it's a terrible loss of life, but int he same instant, it is a necessary part of nature.

      Agent Smith said it best... "You are the disease and we are the cure". Nature has a way of dealing with the human "infection" when it starts to grow out of control, wouldn't you say?

      Again, I don't like the fact that all of those people died, it was tragic. But there are billions of us that remain, not knowing if tomorrow will be our last.. I plan to keep looking forward and not dwelling for too long in the unchangeable past.

      Experience, Grieve and then move along...

    13. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      I think I can remember the first "fun little 9/11 references" within a week after 9/11 here in Europe.

      Yes, and if you posted anything like that on teh intarweb(tm) you would receive death threats from half a dozen americans who would go on about how it was the worst thing to ever have happened to anyone anywhere...

      /Mikael

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    14. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Wow, your philosohpy comes from Matrix movies. Brilliant. And if we are an infection, would you please lead the way and off yourself?

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    15. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I live in America and I didn't give a damn about the real estate collapse three years ago, so I feel entitled to not care when indonesians are washed away too.

    16. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's it for me in a nutshell. There are so many unnecessary deaths in the world that the ones caused by nature are last on my list to care about unless they affect me. I'd rather focus on things that are directly the fault of humans (well, besides beachfront property) like how the prison system in america is a breeding ground for hepatitis, HIV, and violent criminal activity, or how the poverty industry of which it is a part keeps thousands of people in the poorhouse while purporting to be their salcation - which often serves to feed people right into the wood chipper known as the "corrections" system. There were over 42,000 deaths attributable to smoking in 2000 in the UK alone. (I'm in the US but it was the first statistic I came across.) I certainly feel no sense of happiness at a disaster that kills 30,000 and affects thousands more but I have other things to worry about.

      As for the humor aspect, some of us find that humor is an effective coping mechanism when we read about someone carrying a moaning, injured man up a hill after he watched his wife die. Most of us utilize humor to minimize the pain we feel when going through the necessary process of examination whose alternative is denial and repression.

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    17. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by adeydas · · Score: 1

      Well said, a little sympathy for the dead should be there, but some people don't understand that, do they?!

    18. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember those exchanges too. But I'm not talking geopolitically here, or discussing anything that has to do with the Battle Between Nations or whatever. Just the opposite. I'm trying to speak to how we ignore all that and simply try to be helpful and nice and considerate to each other. That's not something you need a political or national affiliation to do - you just do it.

      The people who made the "fun little 9/11 references" were wrong. The Americans you refer to to were wrong, and you can't use their wrong actions to justify more.

      People are a lot more cautious with their jokes in person, especially if they know they are talking directly to someone who had lost a loved one on 9/11, or in the tsnunami. ("Oh, your sister died in 9/11? That reminds me of the most hilarious joke...") Why can't we simply extend that level of consideration to public forums?

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    19. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      In my defense, it did take 118 thousand people dying for me to finally take a stand.

      For many people I know, it only take 60 or 80 thousand dead before they speak up, so that's why I said I thought I had a high threshold.

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    20. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by riven1128 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for adding your brilliant, clever and very relevant insight into the conversation.

      It's strikingly clear how much thought and preparation went into creating that response. I bet you didn't even have to use spell check.

      Quite frankly I'm in total awe at your creativity, you're a credit to your junior high. ;)

    21. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stick your finger in your throat. Maybe you'll feel better after barfing up some of that moral superiority and cultural blindness. While you're seething, learn a little about black humor. a good round of lawn darts should help as well.

    22. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Well I'll add my guess that the mother and father of one, or several, drowned children simply think of them as dead, and cry because they will never see them grow up. I don't think that simply ploughing those children under as fodder for a great natural renewal process is a decent substitute for a more personal understanding of their experience.

      Philososphical constructs are interesting and useful for putting things in perspective, but when they begin to allow us to limit the compassion we have for other people they could do more harm than good.

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    23. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1


      Okay, so *that* was funny!

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    24. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by LocalH79 · · Score: 1

      Maybe your should have looked harder.

    25. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      But isn't the important part of what you just wrote "...but amusing to the desensitized?"

      It's exactly that desensitization that I'm objecting to. I'm not saying we wail for every dead child as though it were our own, just that we make an effort to keep ourselves at least somewhat sensitized to other people's situations, and speak and act with just a bit of consideration for the effects our actions have on other people - even people we have not and will never meet.

      As for my threshold...As I said to an AC who made a similar point, it did take 118 thousand dead to get me to take a stand. Sure, it's no Holocaust, but I thought I'd start with something small and work up.

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    26. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by siegesama · · Score: 1

      I was pointing out that some of us mocked our own "at home" tragedy rather ruthlessly. You'd indicated that we were callous only because this tragedy was not an "at home" occurance and that 9/11 was held somehow more sacred.

      As for my threshold...

      Do you draw your threshold based upon the severity of the tragedy, or the tasteless nature of the commentary? I'd say that an offhand comment that there are no tsunamis on an enclosed beach in a converted zeppelin hangar was far less irreverent than animated games depicting planes crashing into buildings. Or to another extreme, GWAR's acts with a zombie Laci Peterson and child. You seem to indicate that it is purely head-count which graduates your ability to absorb tragedy. I would posit that even the holocaust would fit well within that range for someone with a high threshold. Yours is somewhere around 100K? 90K is still fine then? I'm going to say that's actually a low threshold, because as you angrily pointed out, many people other than you are still flippant.

      It's not bad to be sensitive to other peoples' plights! But on a sliding scale of outrageous comments, this just doesn't rank, and hence claiming to be the incensitive-guy-gone-caring-individual over this particular utterance just doesn't make sense.

      How's that for a rambling reply?

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    27. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Oh cmon, a latte made with skim milk is AT LEAST that bad...

    28. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hmmm.. Somehow I don't think you will be hearing / reading "fun little tsunami references" in the affected area for some time.

      Bah. I live in one of the tsunami-hit countries, I know missing people, I still cry when I read some of the stories (there, now I've gone and done it, admitted on Slashdot that I cried), but I've also heard delicate little jokes here and there and I don't see that as a cause to pick up the torches and pitchforks. Humor is definitely one of the ways people deal with tragedy, and I'd say it's one of the more healthy ways.

      Without a doubt there is the potential for comments that are in genuinely poor taste, but IMHO the aforementioned quip is far too trivial to be taking offense at - especially if you're doing it from the comfort of your computer room thousands of kilometres away.

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    29. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by fons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry if I offended you.

      I really didn't mean to be insensitive.

      I thought my reference was pretty neutral. It certainly wasn't meant to be a "fun little tsunami reference". I was trying to by cynical about the Indoor Island. But obviously that didn't work :-)

      Sorry for the misunderstanding, but I can assure you that I take this disaster in Asia very seriously.

    30. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I felt sympathy and kindness from those who could appreciate the tragedy

      Tradegy? That's a little harsh, isn't it?

      Or do you just have poor language skills, and not know that a tradegy, by definition, is the victim's own fault?

    31. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Well, I suppose that my language skills are open to even broader debate than the one we're involved in now, but in my own estimation they range from excellent to colloquial depending on my intent and concentration level.

      I agree that the most specific classical definition of the tragic dramatic form includes a protaganist that brings destructive events upon himself. In any more colloquial usage, however, it simply refers to an event that brings suffering, destruction and pain.

      In this case, however, I was referring to 9/11, an event in which a friend of mine died. Whether I brought that upon myself in some way could probably be the object of yet another very long debate, but by any broader definition I think tragedy is the proper word to describe my experience.

      So, to directly answer your question: No, I don't think it's a little harsh.

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    32. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, here in New Zealand, the first joke I heard about September the 11th (Sept. 12th here) was one day later. In fact, I heard a couple of jokes that day about it.

      And you know what? That's pretty much standard for any tragedy...

    33. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in New York, and what struck me was the global outpouring of sympathy after September 11, which killed 3,000 people, and it was months before anyone felt comfortable enough to to discuss anything but the horror.

      I lived in New York in 2001, and I was making bad jokes the very next day.

      I thought the cool thing about New York (and America overall) is how diverse it is. I don't see where you get off making comments about "anyone".

    34. Re:Sorry to be a downer, but it's important. by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      Hey Fons - Thanks very much for the response. I'm sorry I didn't catch it sooner, but I somehow missed it in among all the others.

      Please be assured that you were more of just the lightning rod for a rant that had been building for a while. In general I stand firmly behind my points, but I don't know you any more than the people now giving me a hard time know me, and the continuing discussion about it tends to polarize things enough that any of our respective subtleties have been long lost.

      Thanks for the apology, and please accept mine for not realizing that in trying to magnify the issue, I unintentionally magnified the importance of your contribution way out of proportion.

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  28. I see a Seinfeld episode coming on.... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    30 years after its cancellation, Cosmo Kramer will somehow managed to find the set for the TV show "Survivor" sitting intact in a dumpster. He will set it up as an indoor tropical island in his apartment, and invite his guests over for "challenges" and to be "voted off the island". Since the episode involves a high likelihood of Newman competing naked, I don't think I'll be tuning in at all.

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  29. Different server with pics by henni16 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you don't mind the German descriptions you can get the same (and a few more) pictures
    on the German site (has a different IP, so should work as a mirror):
    http://www.thetropical-islands.com/fotos-opening.h tm

    (English version (with less pics) is also available:
    http://www.my-tropical-islands.com/engl/fotos-open ing-e.htm

  30. Precognition by Khomar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ha, Animats was more right than he even knew!

    The CargoLifter web site resembles a dot-com with too much venture capital and a bad business concept. The product isn't ready, but the theme park and the visitor's center are open.
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    1. Re:Precognition by Animats · · Score: 1
      I'd forgotten that I wrote that.

      I have a track record at predicting failures. I did Downside's Deathwatch.

      As indoor oceans go, this CargoLifter one is unimpressive. It's just a big pool. Phoenix SeaGaia OceanDome is much better. They have surf, powered by really big pumps. And the roof opens.

  31. Hide the roof! by JensR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They definitely need to do something to hide the roof! Maybe line it with reflective screen and have a projector in the centre that projects a sky map to it? Of course, I don't want to know what kind of light source you'd need.
    Would be a bit tricky to match the projection with the roof geometry, but can think of some cool thinks to do.

    1. Re:Hide the roof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, they plan to do something with the roof. I've read something about using cloth for it in the newspapers here in Berlin.
      Certainly I'll spend a weekend there in the next month. Its nicer than an usual indoor swimming pool and the price is the same. But imho the building is much more interesting than the tropical environment. So I wouldn't mind to have some look at it without the clothes hiding all. ...although I would have been happier if I could see the giant zeppelins flying over the city of Berlin :-/

  32. The Sky by derphilipp · · Score: 1

    It look just like a huge themepark to me - whats the most unpleasant thing is in my opinion the sky. What about nice temperatures and warm sand if you look up in the sky and see..... a grey dome-wall. Great.

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  33. Less risky than Aceh Bandeh, isn't it? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Northern climes will naturally attract many people to flock to some warmer clime, real or not and zepplin hangers seems less risky than the Indian Ocean nowadays. Just sayin.

  34. needed addition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    bunjee jumping from the roof supports.

  35. Why the Germans won't go there by mogrify · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Flights from Germany to Ibiza are about 100 Euro.

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    1. Re:Why the Germans won't go there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a big difference between:

      (a) Throw your stuff into the car, drive an hour, park, grab your stuff and go to the beach.

      (b) Pack your stuff into bags that can be transported on a plane, drive to the airport early just in case, park, go through security, spend more time loading onto plane and waiting for everybody to get set, fly, spend more time getting out of plane and airport, rent a car or hire a taxi, drive an hour, park, go to the beach.

    2. Re:Why the Germans won't go there by nbert · · Score: 1

      I must say that when I visited this place with parts of my family we started to compare it to dreadful holiday trips instantaneously. It was very crowded (having read news coverage we didn't expect that) and after getting to the wardrobes and locking our stuff we were exhausted.

      Since I'm at it, here's the rest of the story: They just have two huge (but regular) pools with some sand around them.
      The place is decorated with palm trees, but it's not enough to create the illusion of a tropical island. You are at all times reminded that you are standing in the middle of a giant industrial hall. There is not enough light from outside to keep those trees alive for long besides. I'm quite curious what they'll do about it. The only option I see is to replace them constantly.

      It might be 25C/77F somewhere in there, but definitely not at ground level. I guess it gets quite hot in higher regions, which explains the condensed water dripping on you from time to time.

      The staff didn't seem to be up to the task - there were large crowds around the bars and restaurants and some people got really angry. It took me more than 20 minutes just to get coffee for us. However, since the place is really new they might get better in the future regarding service.

      Needless to say we were all quite glad to leave.

      So it might be a little more complex and costy, but I'd rather fly to a real beach (or take a three hour trip to the Baltic Sea at summer time).

  36. Distinct lack of nubile native girls by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    therefore this is definitely not within the male definition of tropical island.

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    1. Re:Distinct lack of nubile native girls by stevenharman · · Score: 1

      I agree.
      Also, with the current ceiling its going to be hard for any visiting girls to get a tan (via sunbathing) since steel doesn't usually give of the required UVA radiation to get a tan.

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    2. Re:Distinct lack of nubile native girls by obrienb · · Score: 1

      She looks nubile enough for me.

  37. Unfortunately, by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 4, Funny
    their server seems to have gone on a three hour tour.

    A three hour tour.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately, by bhima · · Score: 1

      Hah! If only I had mod points! Here's hoping someone else gets it and is amused!

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  38. I live in Germany. by torpor · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Germans ain't got no beach. So what if they've now 'got one' in a bubble, it still ain't no beach. That said, its still frickin' cool .. tho' its far from me, I may one day take a day trip just to go experience it, though ..

    And .. as an Australian who just got back from Australia, and our glorious, glorious, oh so *sob* glorious *sob* beaches .. let me just say that this 'bubble-sphere' thingy is Very Welcome in the dismal reality that is the German countryside. What am I doing living here?!!

    [If it weren't for my perfect German job, I'd be back home on the beaches tomorrow, sheesh..]

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    1. Re:I live in Germany. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot - Get a map of Germany. It is easy to locate the beaches. Hint, look north. This is at the top of the map, if you idiot manage to hold the map right.

    2. Re:I live in Germany. by Viceice · · Score: 1
      What am I doing living here?!!


      You are there to get a nice fast German car/ Bike and go nuts around the Nurburgring.

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    3. Re:I live in Germany. by cyxxon · · Score: 2, Informative

      How long have you been in Germany exactly? Have you ever tried the beaches in the north? Sure, it is not exactly the Caribbean here, but then you cannot really expect that here, or in Denmark, or Great Britain, or other northern european countries with access to the sea. We do have beaches almost along our entire coastline and a lot of tourism in that region.

      You fail to realize that not everybody wants tropical heat for a vacation, sometimes, just having a beach (you know, sand, the ocean) is sufficient. I rather go on vacation in the north, if only to escape the unwashed masses on the beaches of the "in"-locations.

    4. Re:I live in Germany. by torpor · · Score: 1

      You are there to get a nice fast German car/ Bike and go nuts around the Nurburgring. ... yeah, right. i thought so too, but the company car is italian. pfft..

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    5. Re:I live in Germany. by torpor · · Score: 1

      look, i'm not dissing germany, just saying it has no beaches. those things you call in the north are fine, and fun to get away to if you're a damned yuppy, but they're simply not the same, as say, 40-mile, or honeymoon, or heck, even scabs for that matter ..

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    6. Re:I live in Germany. by kavau · · Score: 3, Informative
      Germans ain't got no beach.

      What in the fires of hell are you talking about? German's North Sea shoreline has some truly beautiful beaches, especially the islands. Admittedly, the weather is usually a tad chilly there, but in August the water temperatures sometimes approach 20 deg Celsius. And what's even better - you don't need a big towel, since the wind will blow you dry when you get out of the water ;-)

    7. Re:I live in Germany. by zx75 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would suggest looking for the beauty in the country you are living in, instead of comparing it to the desirable features of the one you left. Yes, it doesn't have the beaches and sun that Australia has (especially this time of year), I don't know of any place in the world offhand that compares. But try loving what they do have to offer. Take a drive or hike through the black forest, go skiing in the Alps and if the resorts in Germany aren't what you're looking for, Switzerland and Austria are right next door.

      I'm Canadian, never been to Germany, never been to Australia (though I would love to visit both places), and have never been to any place that remotely resembles tropical weather. However I have travelled all over my own country and about half of the US, and everyplace you travel to will have something special to offer. You just have to find it, instead of lamenting what was left behind.

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    8. Re:I live in Germany. by torpor · · Score: 1

      I have been enjoying it, but you just don't know how glorious the beaches were this Christmas (I went home for Christmas) and just how horrendous its been to return to cold, grey, wet ..

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    9. Re:I live in Germany. by jthayden · · Score: 1

      What am I doing living here?!!

      4 fetters for you: B-E-E-R

      Have you tried it? Much better than Fosters any day.

      I'll take German beer over a tropical vacation.

    10. Re:I live in Germany. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germany has no warm beaches, the northern coast is very windy, and swimming there is an exercise in self torture. Think of climate, not only borders.

    11. Re:I live in Germany. by SouthOfHeaven · · Score: 1

      They aint got no huge cancer cauzing ozone holes neither :) Or boxing cangaroos, and super poisonous snakes, altho i hear the beer is kinda the same :) Common at least they are trying to get people used to the future, its not like led based sun tan lotion is far.

    12. Re:I live in Germany. by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


      you don't need a big towel, since the wind will blow you dry when you get out of the water ;-)

      My nipples explode with delight!

    13. Re:I live in Germany. by sploxx · · Score: 1

      Hey, and you forgot the baltic sea, with cities such as Lübeck, Kiel and Flensburg, you insensitive clod! :)

    14. Re:I live in Germany. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in America.

      Americans ain't got no Autobahn. We ain't got no Oktoberfest.

      (Every country has its thang. Germany has 'em. They just ain't beaches.)

    15. Re:I live in Germany. by taycalmac · · Score: 0

      Just to make you feel better... ...here in Melbourne it's pouring with rain and black, clouds are rolling over. Oh, bolts of lightening are zapping everywhere as well. Still, we have three more seasons to go...

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    16. Re:I live in Germany. by torpor · · Score: 1


      i realized we'd lost germany to the robots when i saw tanning salons. on every corner. for streets and streets.

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  39. Ah, the joy! by alienmole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Next youre going tell me they are using space shuttles for tourists; and advanced cybernetics for robotic pets...

    Ladies and gentelmen: The dark side of capitalism.

    Why is it the dark side? Making our time on Earth more enjoyable seems like a worthwhile pursuit. Do zeppelins further that more than theme parks, space tourism, or cute robot puppies which bring children happiness?
    1. Re:Ah, the joy! by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with a trust fund baby buying a $5k dollar deck of cards either. Still would rather that money go to the family down the street strugeling to put their genius child through colege.

      But nothing wrong with it no.

    2. Re:Ah, the joy! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I see something wrong with it. It pisses me off when kids throw money away in all directions when they haven't earned a dime, while up the street (as you say) there's a family giving up everything to put their child through college. Not, mind you, that I think the solution is to take the money away from the trust fund kid, but I think it's a symptom of a cultural sickness that we as a planet have contracted.

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  40. Re:****** by singpolyma · · Score: 1

    25C is freezing! Even if you were trying to be funny, come to Africa, we need something like 30C to be comfortable!

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  41. Not exactly recent news ... by mikewhittaker · · Score: 1

    (Tuesday December 21, 2004)
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,13777 12,00.h tml

  42. Lets get some things straight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First: Zepplin is not a generic term it is a registered trademark of the Zeppelin family and refers only to rigid airships (having a framework).
    Second: An airship that is nothing more than a giant gas bag is a blimp .

  43. They do have free WiFi though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd post a link but I can't get to the site. So for the $13,xx you can sit at the beach for 4 hours with free nocat :)

  44. They'd have to find their market by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think if they catered to young kids who wanted to get piss ass drunk, they might succeed.

    Seriously. Take a look at Cancun. It's not that less artificial.

  45. Re:Very few by Aardpig · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And there are many non-native english speakers, ignorant one.

    I disagree with your perspective. The misuse of apostrophes (in particular, the "oh shit, there is an 's' approaching, best put in an apostrophe to warn the reader") to be a crime almost exclusively committed by native English speakers.

    Fucking philestines!

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  46. Re:Very few by The+Spoonman · · Score: 2, Informative

    since octopus become octopi

    That isn't the issue the parent was complaining about, it was the use of an apostrophe to indicate a plural. "'s" indicates possession, not multiplicity. It's one of my pet-peeves, too. How often do I want to strangle a store owner for having a sign that says "Thank's!". Ugh!

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  47. Blue Sky? by Space_Soldier · · Score: 1

    The only thing missing, which is very important, is the gorgeous blue sky associated with tropical islands. I guess that a metal sky will have to do for now. The next step is to research a force field and replace the building with it.

  48. Speedo Sausage fest by nodehopper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think of a beach full of middle aged German men all wearing their favorite Speedo swim wear.....I think I will pass.

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    1. Re:Speedo Sausage fest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing you'll be passing is the lotion! FAPFAPFAP

      because you're gaydar

    2. Re:Speedo Sausage fest by uradu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'll take a sausage-eating German over a sausage-shaped American anyday.

    3. Re:Speedo Sausage fest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sausage fest refers to their dongs, not their actual brautwurstasdfaa

    4. Re:Speedo Sausage fest by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I think of a beach full of middle aged German men all wearing their favorite Speedo swim wear.....I think I will pass.

      Ah, but would you change your opinion if they all looked like David Hasselhoff?

  49. Re:Very few by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tsunami is a japanese word. According to a book I have, nami means "wave" (and "tsu" I'm too lazy to check). As a japanese word, it has no plural form.

  50. Seriously by octal666 · · Score: 1

    25C may be enough for germans, but in Spain we usually don't like to go to the beach if it's not warmer, now it's 15C here in Valencia and for me it's pretty cold, we can reach 20C in winter some days, and in the summer it's obviously much hotter, and we are not talking tropical weather even remotely.

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    1. Re:Seriously by Reignking · · Score: 1

      Apparently, any thing above 0C is good enough for Germans to travel to the beaches of Spain...

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    2. Re:Seriously by caino59 · · Score: 1

      yea, and its going to 15C here today in pittsburgh, pa.

      In january! we had snow from texas to michiagan - and didnt get anything but rain in pittsburgh, while south carolina got hit with snow.

      I have a feeling things are going to be wierd this is going to be a fucked up year.

      Its like its spring out right now....trend is supposed to continue through this month. Now when do we stop dismissing these odd climatic events as freak occurences?

    3. Re:Seriously by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      In Calgary, we consider anything above 25 to be too hot.

      I know nothing about the climate of that part of Germany, but there's a good chance it's comfortable for the Germans.

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    4. Re:Seriously by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      California has been unusually cool during the days. SoCal's Christmas Day was down at about 12C, when it's usually up around 20C, and sometimes even up towards 30C.

      In addition, much of the Los Angeles Basin (and I think most of the rest of California) has already surpassed the average rainfall levels for the season (about 40cm give or take, depending on where in the basin one is), and we still have our wet months to go through (January and February). I would not be at all surprised to see some significant flooding in the next few weeks.

      However, considering some of the rainfall totals we've had, it seems that odd climatic events (at least for rainfall) pretty much define SoCal weather. If we settled into a constant climate over, say, five years (San Diego excluded -- they made a deal with the devil for their constant climate), then I'd start significantly worrying about the weather patterns.

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  51. You think THIS is bad? by johannesg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    An abitious project to bring back some of the most amazing and majestic technology humanity has ever concieved... turned... into... a ... theme park...

    What happened at Kalkar was FAR worse - far more money was invested (i.e. wasted) by various governments. Read all about it here. My parents paid the extra "Kalkar tax" (to pay for the reactor) for years and years, and now it, too, is a theme park. And not even a nuclear theme park, it is simply a health spa. I know, I visited while you could still see most of the reactor and equipment...

    Oddly enough, this is in Germany as well. Makes you wonder...

    1. Re:You think THIS is bad? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      At least it's a theme park now. Here in America, when we decomission something we either let it rot, or knock it down and let it rot.

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    2. Re:You think THIS is bad? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Kalkar a *health spa*?

      It's a place where you can stay a day and a night with a group of people, and eat and drink all you want for a fixed price. It's a place for drunk football teams and bachelor parties. I was there in May this year.

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    3. Re:You think THIS is bad? by johannesg · · Score: 1
      Ah, sorry. I was there years ago, and they had great plans back then.

      Can you still visit the reactor? Or is it completely demolished on the inside now?

    4. Re:You think THIS is bad? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      They still have a tour of +- an hour where you can see some of the old things, but it's not much anymore.

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  52. The dark side by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not that making life enjoyable is bad, on it's own.

    It's when there are other things that *ought* to be getting done, but we're too busy using *the same technology* to make life enjoyable and *not* doing those things.

    Case in point: Space Tourism
    I'd *love* to be a space tourist. If it ever gets down into my price range while I'm healthy enough, I will. But if we get *so* preoccupied with space tourism that we don't think or prepare for comet/asteroid detection and deflection, that's bad. If tourism prevents exploration, that's bad. At the moment, I don't think this situation exists. In fact, I think space tourism will make people *more* conscious of the things we ought to be doing in space, and more supportive of them.

    But preoccupation with entertainment at the expense of real goals is something to watch out for.

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    1. Re:The dark side by databyss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that what generally happens is a large organization develops some tech.

      Some company figures, "Hey! I could make a few bucks with this stuff!", and spawns the fun/silly stuff.

      The large organization that developed the tech to make it possible thinks "Awww... how cute, ok back to the science."

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    2. Re:The dark side by alienmole · · Score: 1
      But preoccupation with entertainment at the expense of real goals is something to watch out for.

      Sure, but as you point out, this may not actually be happening in any of the cases that have been raised.

      In fact, I think space tourism will make people *more* conscious of the things we ought to be doing in space, and more supportive of them.

      Exactly! It's things like this, and even more mundane things, that make achieving our "higher purposes" possible at all.

      If anything, beyond the goals of a certain amount of scientific exploration of our surroundings, the NASA model of space exploration has been proven to be a failure, when it comes to giving a larger proportion of the human race a stake in space travel. And it's only when people have a stake that there'll be real incentives and enough support for doing anything beyond trips to examine rocks. You don't necessarily achieve higher purposes by aiming straight for them - you have to build a foundation that will support them, first.

      A world full of robot puppies and vacuum cleaners is much more likely to result in useful robotics in the end than working in a pure research lab trying to create intelligent robots from day one. Which is more important: Kismet or Aibo? I'd argue the latter.

    3. Re:The dark side by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      It's when there are other things that *ought* to be getting done, but we're too busy using *the same technology* to make life enjoyable and *not* doing those things.

      Those bastards! Making life enjoyable! Man this really churns my butter!

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    4. Re:The dark side by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Without (I hope) getting into a discusiion about which one is better than the other, this is the difference between socialism and capitalism. The former says "we have a problem, let's take away your money to solve it" while the latter says "the market will solve our problems for us by making it cheaper to do things through competition". Clearly every government in existence today is somewhere between the two. Nonetheless, in the American system we are apparently wagering the future of our planet on the idea that the private sector will do our homework for us. Of course, if we're wrong we won't know until it's too late...

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    5. Re:The dark side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But if we get *so* preoccupied with space tourism that we don't think or prepare for comet/asteroid detection and deflection, that's bad.

      Oddly enough, it turns out that the human race consists of more than just one individual. In fact, there are something like 6 billion of us. And it also turns out that we don't have to all pay attention to the same thing at the same time.

    6. Re:The dark side by dpilot · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. I have nothing against making life enjoyable, it's just the need for balance, and spending some time/resource on necessary things, too. There ought to be plenty of time for both.

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    7. Re:The dark side by dpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a fine line. Some people seem to practically worship capitalism and the free market, without thinking everything through. I could comment more, but have deleted it, for now.

      Let's for the moment assume pure quarter-by-quarter profit motive, with respect to the asteroid issue. In that setting, it will NEVER be worth it for ANY company to solve the problem of detecting and deflecting asteroids or comets. ANY such work comes right off the bottom line, and becomes a competitive disadvantage. Besides, in any given year, or any given decade, or any given century, the probability of an asteroid/comet impact is vanishingly small. So without SOMEONE to say, "Spend at least a little resource on this societal problem," it just won't get done. Period. At the same time, geological history suggests that over some *long* period the Earth does get hit with big rocks, any big hit will end the free market, as we know it, and there's not way to use statistics to say, "It positively won't happen in the next decade or century."

      I believe that there's a balance needed between socialism and capitalism, and too far toward *either* is both wrong and in the long run, detrimental. Isn't raw capitalism simply law-of-the-jungle played out with economic instead of physical force? It took thousands of years of socialization to progress beyond might-makes-right to the rule of Law, and substantial parts of the globe haven't really even gotten there, yet. IMHO the US is currently sliding towards an economic might-makes-right savagery.

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    8. Re:The dark side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >*ought* ... *the same technology* ... *not* ...*love* ... *so* ... *more* ...

      *Stop* *using* *so* *many* *bloody* *asterisks!*

      :p

    9. Re:The dark side by dpilot · · Score: 1

      But ... Shatner ... is ... my ... HERO!

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  53. I like the simple pricing scheme! by ugmoe · · Score: 1
    http://www.my-tropical-islands.com/engl/tickets-e. htm

    Holiday Rates:

    1) On National Holidays apply our weekend rates.

    2) If a workday follows: Prices as on Sundays.

    3) If a Sunday or Holiday follows: Prices as on Saturdays.

    4) On a Holiday's Eve: Prices as on Fridays.

  54. I agree, but... by alienmole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree with this, but in defense of the insensitive, I think many people (especially young people) have no way to fit a disaster of the scale of this tsunami into their frame of reference.

    Humor has always been a way to deal with things you don't understand and can't grasp. In Africa, there are tribes in which the normal response to seeing something unimaginably horrifying - like a pile of dead, decaying human bodies - is to laugh. This is not amusement, it's a reaction to the incomprehensible, a way to deal with it. In the West, there's a veneer of cynicism over this response, but in the end joking about something like this is an acknowledgement that there's really not much else to be done about it (aside from actually donating or dropping everything to fly to the affected areas).

    That said, people should be more aware that their offhand comments can seem incredibly insensitive to people who are more directly affected.

    1. Re:I agree, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Africa? Please do name the tribes. I am African, and I can tell from my experience that Africans cry more than others when they experience death. We don't laugh. We shave our heads, we wear black clothes for months some for a year to mourn a loved one.

    2. Re:I agree, but... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      I actually responded that way to tsunami for about the first two days. It's not that I thought it was funny, or didn't regret the loss of life, but each new report on the increasing disaster caused me to smile, or even give a slight chuckle. I don't really understand why.

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    3. Re:I agree, but... by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Just because you're African, don't assume that means you know everything about Africa. I was born in Africa and mostly grew up there. If you know anything about it beyond the country that you live in, you should know that Africa and its people can be very diverse (although there are also amazing similarities in things like languages in completely different parts of Africa).

      I don't remember the name of the tribe that I was thinking of. I've read first-hand reports about this more than once, though. In one case, it was in connection with bodies that are hit by trucks on some of the cross-country highways, and left to rot, and the reaction I mentioned was described as a common response to this. IIRC, this may have been in relatively unpopulated parts of Angola, Zambia, or Congo, or at least somewhere in that region between central and South Africa.

      Anyway, more generally, this is not all that unusual. The response to my post by WalksOnDirt is an example. Laughter can be a natural reaction when we encounter something which we can't make sense of. That's why comedians try their best to set up a situation in which their punchline is very unexpected, something that doesn't immediately fit properly. We laugh at things that don't fit - that's a neurological reaction. These kinds of reactions are moderated socially - people may learn not to express anything that could be mistaken for humor in such situations. But that's a cultural thing.

      We also use laughter in a lot of ways: in addition to laughing at a funny joke, there's nervous laughter, mean laughter, angry laughter. One way laughter is used is to avert tragedy, and that's the kind of thing I was referring to.

      Compare it to its opposite, crying with grief. There are some cultures, including in Africa and Asia, where such crying is very demonstrative. This is a cultural amplification of the basic reaction we have. From what I read, my understanding of the tribe I mentioned was that they had done a similar sort of amplification with the laughter reaction that can occur in tragic and difficult to comprehend situations.

  55. I think the dirigibles were a better biz plan... by winkydink · · Score: 1

    I'll bet this loses a lot more than 120 million euro.

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  56. Re:****** by Splab · · Score: 1

    Hehe, yeah I noticed that last time I was in Leshoto - while we were walking around in shorts everyone else was wrapped up good in winter clothing (it was some 22-25 C)

  57. ummm, NO by way2trivial · · Score: 1
    see question #5 at the faq



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    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
  58. The blue sky is coming. by rimmon · · Score: 1

    They're replacing large parts of the roof with a transparent material so the atmosphere should be better soon.

  59. Re:****** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not just Africa. It was 70F (21C) in Southern California when I went there in November and I was in short sleeves and my counterparts were wearing winter coats.

  60. Too culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do forget about this thing's "pseudo-cultural" values though. This fabricated cultural concept of a tropical paradise, probably manufactured by an intl. conglomerate of 'habitat engineers'; technological systems (re-)creating the idea of an exotic getaway. Personell following rule-books on how to make the patrons feel 'away'.

    Feels similar to recycling garbage and selling it back to the polluters as e.g. 'art'.

    The very artificiality of this seems rather interesting, not that I'd *ever* consider it as a bona fide vacation.. But as an anthropological excursion, possibly :).

  61. Of course the Germans don't care for it. by lashi · · Score: 1
    For about 200 Euros, the Germans can take a week vacation at a number of beach resort at Mediterranen or off the coast of Africa. Why would they want to spend the money in an indoor fake place when they can have the real thing?

    Plus Germans like their suntan/sun burn. There just isn't enought light for them in there. :)

  62. Slight change... by lxt · · Score: 1

    Addition: Invading Poland...with beach towels!

  63. A more successful example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    www.westedmontonmall.com/play/waterpark.asp

    I rtfm and it looked lame but pictures don't necessarily convey how it feels to be there. Even so, I'd rather go to the West Edmonton Mall if it wasn't 2000 miles away from where I am. It is/was the world's biggest mall. People do travel hundreds of miles to go there. People do use the entertainment. The day I was there the waterpark was packed. Comparing pictures, the wave pool at the WEM makes its German cousin look pretty sad. Many of the attractions are free. I stayed in a cheaper hotel across the street but the WEM has some pretty neat theme rooms. The movie theater has a fire breathing dragon whose flame looked about 20 feet long to me. I could feel the heat from about 50 feet away.

    Come to think of it, there are several malls I would travel a hundred miles to shop and take in the free entertainment and shop and eat. (my kids are past the age where they like the rides.) I think the guys who built this German thing just didn't do their research.

  64. Alcohol by Doorjam · · Score: 1

    Alcohol discounts and club music would bring the Germans in 10-fold. In my experience they are more interested in a party than a beach, but open to both, as long as there's a party.

  65. Whoosh! by magefile · · Score: 0, Redundant

    When will this meme catch on? Whoosh!

  66. Survivor: Rura' Penthe' - The future of television by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I'd spend my vacation there! Unfortunately, Survivor has booked the whole place for the 387th season. You pay for your ticket, then they vote you off. The title is slated to be Survivor: Rip-Off Island.
    No, actually this season is rumored to be a joint production with the Klingon Empire's Tourism Board (also plagued by economic concerns, cf. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country), called Survivor: Rura' Penthe' : Due to the dome, the audience gets the best of both worlds, as candidates have bat'leth fights for their lives in the jungle, and everyone voted out is simply escorted outside, where "the snow is blowing sideways", in their swimsuits... The new "forest" and "exterior" cameras introduced for these special occasions are expected to become a highly popular pay-per-view feature... ;-)
  67. If it's anything like Mall of America... by ewanrg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Was living in Minnesota when the Mall of America first opened, and the press coverage seems rather familiar :-)

    I suspect this is a case where it's going to take some time to work out the kinks, and hope the owners took that into account when doing their business plan.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see this become successful - eventually. I also wouldn't be surprised if that didn't happen until the debt had been restructured, and possibly through transfer to new ownership.

    Just my .02 worth...

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  68. Short lesson in the English language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As you are not a native speaker, it is quite understandable that you do not know how to punctuate in English. The rules are generally straightforward once you get to know them.

    And there are no tsunami's.

    The apostrophe-s (e.g., dog's) indicates ownership*, whereas s at the end of the word (e.g., "dogs") indicates plurality.

    For example, if you wanted to talk about the water that the tsunami owns, you would say, "the tsunami's water." If, on the other hand, you wanted to talk about more than one tsunami, you would say "there are multiple tsunamis."

    We understand that the /. "editors" are about as useless as tits on a boar when it comes to cleaning up each story's text, so we ask that each author go the extra mile to 'cut the muster'.

    For more information, please check the Common Errors in English site.

    * Yes, there are other uses.

  69. Forces of Nature by digitalbountyhunter · · Score: 1

    Lets Hope they don't get too carried away and send a Tsunami to wipe out everyone once a week.

  70. Re:Very few by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    For further information on why the apostrophe does not live before every 's', along with other essential punctuation guidelines for English, "please refer to Eats, Shoots and Leaves" by Lynne Truss. ISBN 1861976127

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  71. Uhhh... waiter! by Batte · · Score: 0

    Uhhh, waiter, there's a zeppelin in my drink.

  72. Should have been a Soccer Stadium... by jzarling · · Score: 1

    Then at least the holigans would show up.


    Pauly Shore could cause some trouble in that bubble...

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  73. Been there, done that.... by mseeger · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Hi,

    i've been there last thursday for about four hours. At that time, about 5.000 other people did the same. On some days between the holidays, the dome had to be closed due to overcrowding (max. 7.500 people at the same time). The visit was the birthday present for my girlfriend (together with a musical visit later that day).

    The dome is extremely impressive. The size dwarves everything i ever seen before. I'm familier with large halls (productions sites) due to my connections to AIRBUS, but those are much smaller. The Statue of Liberty would fit inside the dome upright. The mentioned Eiffel tower would fit only if laid down. The tropical feeling suffers from the size. Only lower 10m (30feet) contain some tropical stuff (houses, plants, pools), the remaining dome looks still industrial. It seemed a little dark to me, i would have prefered more and warmer light.

    The temperature inside is as warm as advertised. Both pools were overcrowded and queuing up was required for nearly everything (food, toilett, entry, cashier, changing cubicle, etc.). Prices are very fair. Overall rating would be a "B". There a quite a lot places to improve, but i hope the "Tropical Island" will survive.

    For geeks: Every person entering the dome receives a card with a RFID chip. This card is used to pay food, drinks, etc. The RFID chip even operates the lockers (instead of a key). On exiting the dome, you pay according to the bill for your RFID card. Unluckily they had some trouble with this process. So it was up to "What did you have?" and paying what you told them.

    The dome is open round the clock; i would recommend to visit it during the night, when there are less visitors (there were too many small children for my taste). You can even rent a tent for inside camping ;-).

    If anyone is interested, i can add links to images and a short video later.

    Regards, Martin

  74. And I thought... by popo · · Score: 1


    And I thought my heating bills were expensive. ... and the winner for the most heat-inefficient structure ever built is... (drum-roll)... an enormous dome, heated to tropical temperatures, in the middle of a freezing winter!

    (if they made the thing out of glass, they'd at least have a greenhouse effect.)

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  75. Dealing with Humor by SeanDuggan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In our defense, jokes were popping up in the wake of September 11th too. Not a day later, I received a joke involving a businessman answering his cell phone from his mistress's house on September 11th afternoon, assuring his wife that he was fine, just working at his office late as usual...

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    1. Re:Dealing with Humor by Sialagogue · · Score: 1

      I do understand, and I'm not putting down humor as part of the coping process. I would suggest, however, that it's perhaps a later part of the coping process for those involved, and if you weren't involved in the situation at all it's only a part that you should indulge in if you've had an opportunity to demonstrate that you're heart is in the right place to begin with.

      Your joke is a good example, I think. A day after September 11th, when you were being sent that joke, I was preoccupied with my friend Jeff who died. It sounds like a funny joke and if someone else who was close to Jeff told me that joke I might have laughed even then. But if you sent me that joke out of the blue I might have knocked you down for it, because you didn't know him and you're jumping straight to the jokes. It's like telling ethnic jokes -- you had better make sure that people know your heart is in the right place first or you're going to get knocked down a lot.

      I think Alienmole makes a reasonable point, but accidentally made donating sound as futile as the idea of dropping everything and flying over there to help, which I don't think was intended. To correct that I'd like to provide two links, one to Amazon, who is offering their payment system as a route to the Red Cross, and one to Google who has a list of reputable aid organizations to which you can donate. I gave $50 to the Red Cross, which is about $60 more than I can afford, but considering that none of my family drowned last week I decided to cut loose.

      American Red Cross At Amazon

      Tsunami Relief page at Google.

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  76. Re:****** by LetterJ · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that I spent 15 minutes last night in a T-Shirt in my back yard, untangling the dogs' leashes and it was -10C. I was perfectly comfortable. I wouldn't have wanted to spend hours like that, but it was OK. I actually like the -5C that it hangs around for most of the winter here. I only really want/need it warmer a couple of days every few weeks because it helps clean off the sidewalks and streets when it's above freezing.

    Right now, it's -12C with a wind chill of -17C and I didn't (along with a lot of other people) bother to fasten my overcoat this morning when walking the 3 blocks from the parking lot to get indoors.

  77. "tsunami's"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for a quick review of Proper Apostrophe Usage

  78. Much Cooler... by agentk · · Score: 1

    Giant airships was just so much cooler, it's sad they have gone bankrupt.

    Maybe we'll see some new uses for these neat spherical blimps sometime soon.

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  79. Bio-dome by KillaKen187 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great all we need now is Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin and we got ourselves a big hit.

  80. Re:Very few by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I wouldn't call white trash America "native English speakers."

  81. Get Over It, Dude. by torpor · · Score: 2

    Look, 9/11 was 'a tragedy', but its been a worse tragedy that the entire American Nation 'completely changed' afterwards.

    I'm not American. To me, Americans taking offense at someone feeling '9/11 is irrelevant' is more offensive. The U.S. gov't, and its people (and its psycho-techno-militant-industrial complex) used 9/11 'as an excuse', with 'the emotions of the people' toyed with all so well, oh so cleverly, to produce the results desired: wanton invasion, and promotion of warfare, on a global scale.

    What I wish is for America, and its nation of consumers, to Chill The Fuck Out, realize that the New World Order is upon you, and forget about nationalistic pride in the face of the human condition.

    The Tsunami [(c) 2000 Mad Magazine] taught me that the notions of nation are irrelevant in the face of natures fury. And I choose to follow natures path over mankinds irrelevent discourse, any day ... and reject nationalistic jingo-ism, in all its forms.

    9/11 was a farce. Anyone getting upset over it is an idiot.

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    1. Re:Get Over It, Dude. by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty distorted view of the United States, I have to say. Sadly, that isn't unusual.

    2. Re:Get Over It, Dude. by torpor · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty distorted view of the United States, I have to say. Sadly, that isn't unusual.

      you say that as if "United States" is some finite element you can look at with a microscope and go "yup, you've got it, United States" ..

      sure, there are people 'like me', out here in the world, who have lived globally, including extended (long) stints in the 'United States', and yet have 'such a distorted view of america that there is something wrong with them' ... sadly, you're right, its not unusual.

      but this is because of The United States, not .. erm .. 'us'.

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  82. I'm from... by ghost509 · · Score: 0

    I'm from Aruba, nough said!!

    #include "a_life.h"

    1. Re:I'm from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'r da man.

  83. Pretty damn tasteless. by Gannoc · · Score: 1

    And there are no tsunami's.

    Thats the same thing as saying "And no worries about some plane crashing into you!" in September 2001.

    100,000 people died last week, I'd say its a tad too early to start making wisecracks about it to sell your product.

    1. Re:Pretty damn tasteless. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Well, if you browse through old Slashdot articles from back then, you'll see that those witty 911 comments were pretty fast to come too!

  84. Re:Very few by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

    So it's kind of like 'deer?'


    One deer, two deer, a million deer...


    One tsunami, two tsunami, a million tsunami...?


    It doesn't sound that bad...

  85. Here's another one by fm6 · · Score: 1

    In Silicon Valley, thousands of geeks drive by the airship hangers at Moffett Field every day. They're so large, clouds sometimes form in them. But the beaches of Santa Cruz are a few miles away, so I guess there'll be no indoor resort in Sunnyvale.

  86. A Minneapolis perspectve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Minneapolis, Minnesota (USA). Current temp here is 9 deg F (-13 C). I think something like this would be great if it were here and reasonably priced. Say, spend a long weekend for under $200 USD/person. We already have the Mall of America, and indoor water parks we getting popular (in Wicsonsin Dells, WI).
    This could work well here, but I think the value/price factor is big. If it's much more than what I stated above, a person can fly to a real destination and not be "trapped" in a dome.
    Would I travel there to try this out? Never. I'd much sooner visit South America (or Mexico, or Puerto Rico, etc) and find a real tropical paradise along with all sorts of other intersting things to do see like museums, ruins, hiking/biking trails, etc.

  87. Remember the Russian trajedy? by cyberspittle · · Score: 1

    I am sure the Germans have fond memories of news footage seeing the effects of snow on an indoor water park in Russia in the not too distant past. Seeing Russians rescued in snow wearing bathing suits gives me chills.

  88. OT Nitpick by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

    The plural of "tsunami" is "tsunamis". There is no apostrophe. The apostrophe is not used to pluralize! EVER! If you use an apostrophe to make a plural you are doing something very bad and wrong. Please stop.

    Sorry, had to get that out.

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  89. Re:Very few by davesplace1 · · Score: 1

    Who needs to know how to spell when you can be hanging out on a tropical island :)

  90. Remember the Russian Pool Tragedy? by permaculture · · Score: 1
    An indoor tropical paradise eh? For some reason that reminds me of the Transvaal centre tragedy that happened nearly a year ago.

    News Article http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3492313.st m

    Pictures http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/photo_gallery/ 3489533.stm

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  91. 25C is too cold by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    25C is considered winter temperatures to the average resident in the tropics. It was hotter than that this weekend here in Florida :-)

    40C is closer to the mark for summertime. Don't forget your sunscreen!

  92. Could have been used for better uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such as testing terraforming, etc.

    Though this is a cool idea due to the fact that it almost simulates a perfect environment. This place could be looked at for research value as well, like how well the plants thrive in this environment.
    I dont see this place lasting long, sadly, however, if it gets turned into a research facility, that would be better, we could use to simulate space colonies, or space farming. Or practice terraforming in micro environments (fill the place up with dead soil or sand, etc.. then start building water enriched areas with their own water systems that help with producing water, adding in plants, etc, and see how it spreads, etc, the phoenix area of arizona is a perfect example that terraforming can work in deserts)

  93. Another Reason by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    I lived a few summers in a very very small German town on the Netherlands border. They had a public pool uh... center (I guess). It had about 3-4 outside pools (along with a pro diving pool). Inside there was a pool that snaked inside the entire partially glass-domed building with waterfalls, a sauna area, whirlpools -- and a nice long slide that slid outside, then in, then out again, and finally into the main pool. Adjacent, still inside there was an Olympic sized pool. (This I remember somewhat accurately, it was over 10 years ago).

    I think the idea of going to this place is nice, but when you have something SOMEWHAT similar in your own town and it's free (or it may have been $1-2) then why go?

    Fairfax County in Va. also has a couple of pools, some of which are almost like waterparks, with wave pools, slides, etc.

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    1. Re:Another Reason by mogrify · · Score: 1

      I've been to the Freibad in Tübingen; also a fantastic facility and nearly free. Puts everything I've seen in the US (except places like Water Country USA - $$!!) to shame... Too bad this place isn't in the US (I live in Richmond, and rarely brave NoVA traffic for any reason :)

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  94. Knee, jerk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh please. Even if it *was* official policy to kill as many people as possible, the US would have an INSANELY FAR way to go before beating Hitler's tally.

    If the US ever does set that policy, you'll fucking know it. Because a whole shitload of people will start dying. And no, the Iraq situation isn't even close.

  95. The problem: prices by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

    The most immediate problem I can see is that it's overpriced. 20 EUR for a day (27 USD) would be OK, I guess (even though it still seems rather expensive), but that's just for fours hours - every hour beyond that costs another EUR, and while that's not *that* much more, it makes the whole thing seem like quite a rip-off. If I go to a place like that, I want to be able to relax without having to keep an eye on the watch - I want to be able to pay a flat fee and actually get a ticket for the whole day.

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  96. Re:Very few by dkone · · Score: 1

    ahh, but that is where you are wrong my friend. In the heavily German/Dutch population of central Pennsylvania that sign is quite legit. They use the word 'you' so poorly that it now takes on a plural tense to mean a bunch of you, ie... yous. Used in a sentence such as when are yous going to come over and see our new house. so taking that into account, the sign "Thank's" must mean "Thanks to all the yous that have visited/shopped/etc..

  97. Rendezvous With Lame-A by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I resisted, when I saw the posted text, actually visiting the site(s) with the images. Somehow I just knew that it couldn't possibly live up to my expectations. Where's the sense of design drama? All that money, and they didn't hire even one graduate student from a theater school? That colossal space has so much potential as a canvas, but instead it's been used in an attempt to weakly echo "real" places with the expected themeparkish results.

    Perhaps they should have gone for something more exotic (read: surreal, though maybe not right out of Arthur C. Clark), or somehow completely unexpected. I'll resist all holo-deck references other than to say: create a place where you could otherwise NEVER go, rather than a pale shadow of reality, even if they have good sushi.

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  98. Dangerous Outgassing by stuffduff · · Score: 1

    So the only real change is that the hydrogen has been replaced with methane? Oh the humanity!

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  99. Obligatory ST ref. by F7F7NoYes · · Score: 1

    239 Posts and not one Risa joke, cmon people are we all still hung over from the New Years parties?

  100. I'd go.... by Asprin · · Score: 1


    I'd go, but not for a whole week the first time because I need to know what it smells like in there before I make any sort of committment. That's the neat thing about naturally-occurring islands: you get adequate ventilation for free.

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  101. Potted plants and plastic lined sea? by poptones · · Score: 1

    Not exactly "back to nature."

    But your us-centric perspective on this is pretty telling. Actually, if you look at the site you might even find a nekkid kid running around the lagoon. They're tiny pics and one can't be sure, but it does look like that one kid is naked. Oooh, call the cops.

    Now, answer me this: when a third (at least) of molestations involve an adult with children, how do you keep out those evil molestors? How do you know who might be molesting their own kid? How do you even know who in your own extended family is or isn't?

    When they talk to the families of these people on the evenng news you nevr hear someone say "Yeah, it's too bad.. I knew he was evil from the minute he moved in next door, but I let my kid sleep over there with his kids anyway..."

  102. Kubla Kahn by Hyperbolix · · Score: 1

    Anyone else get the reference to Coleridge's "Kubla Kahn" in that article:
    "In Brandenburg did Colin Au his stately pleasure dome decree."

    Interestingly, "Kubla Kahn" can be interpretted as a description of an unacceptable affair between two individuals, or, possibly as a description of the sexual act itself. It describes unattainable pleasure, or pleasure, that, once attained, carries with it a burden.

    One must also note the described context of the poem:
    It is the first part of a description of an opium enduced dream enjoyed by Kubla Kahn while undergoing medical treatment.

    I wonder if the proprietor of this indoor island had similar inspiration.

  103. Re:even more OT Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, from what I remember, the apostrophe *is* used to pluralize several special cases:

    Letters and Numbers called out in text:

    p's and q's (or 1's and 0's if you prefer, though the case for it there is slightly less clear)

    Words that are called out in text:

    I find bold, italicized and all-caps ever's are rarely, if ever, called for.

    Also plurals of abbreviations:

    We've had enought RTFA's for this story, on to the next.

  104. The wonder... by poptones · · Score: 1

    is why people would wager upwards of 70 Million on a project that left them "stuck with what they had."

    I dunno. I looked at all the pics, the webcam, and it still looks to me like it just sucks. It looks like a big shopping mall - which is probably what it will end up. Except probably not even then, because it's an hour away from the population. Maybe they could devote one end to apartments - then people could move in and never have to leave or go outside. All the benefits of life in the GDR at twice the price - but without those cold Russian winters. Yeah, that's the ticket.

    1. Re:The wonder... by psetzer · · Score: 1

      Frankly, compared to some colossal tomb for your god-emperor, it's not that big of a waste of money. Nobody said a wonder of the world had to be practical. (Hell, for that matter nobody said that they could be practical.)

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  105. Is it just me... by avocade · · Score: 1

    And there are no tsunami's. ... or do more people feel it's a bit too early for those kinds of jokes? In Sweden there are still over 2000 people missing/presumed dead, which - possibly - makes it the greatest disaster ever for us.

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  106. Germans by Megane · · Score: 1
    The Germans don't seem to be very eager."

    Maybe the sand isn't deep enough for them to dig their infamous six foot holes in the beach? They dig holes in which they lie in the bottom all day or until (sometimes) the sand caves in and buries them.

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  107. too dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It didn't look like it got enough sunshine...how are you supposed to get a tan? Also, it just looked like a cool theme park...not somewhere anyone would want to vacation.

  108. The Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would LOVE that place. They already have indoor skiing and beaches, so more must be better, right?

  109. Because I don't know you, man. by Otto · · Score: 1

    >Why can't we simply extend that level of consideration to public forums?

    Because non-real time text exchange is just not the same thing as being in front of a person. No matter how much you talk about it or what have you, it's just not the same.

    People just don't have a good ability to conceptualize that those words on a screen were made by real, actual, living, breathing, human beings with feelings and all that. Unless it impacts them personally and then they feel it really big.

    The internet is a world of overreaction and underreaction. Overreaction to what others say when it impacts you (because text lacks visual and emotional cues that all people use as a primary source of input during face to face communication) and underreaction to what they say to other people (because they think that things don't need to be said.. like this sentence is *obviously* meant jokingly and what have you). Once you realize that and come to terms with it, you'll find that the online world becomes a bit easier to cope with.

    Also, lets say, for example, that I said something you took offense too. I don't know you. I'll likely never know you. Why should I concern myself with what you think? If you were friendly then you'd understand it in the way I meant it.

    People tend to see others online as being just like them and their own circle of friends. Without referents, all people tend to imagine other people as similar to the ones they're around most often. "My friends wouldn't be offended by a joke about tsunami", sort of thing. The fact that other people exist and may be impacted or offended by the joke in question is known by the person making it, but they don't really grasp that fact on an emotional level. The two types of knowledge don't mesh well. And so they fail to see that people could be offended because jokes are made by the emotional level (except for puns, which explains why puns are not funny).

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  110. Re:even more OT Nitpick by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the corrections. Apparently this is disputed. Here are several sources that say not to use the apostrophe in those circumstances:

    http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id= 28 3493

    Although a Google search turns up other documents(mostly manuals of style for various organizations) that back up your claim.

    The examples you mentioned don't bother me much. It's the completely random use of the apostrophe in other situations that drives me crazy. Next time you see an improper apostrophe, look at the text surrounding it. Odds are there will be at least four or five properly spelled words, with no noticeable pattern setting them apart from the error. The submitter, for example, spelled "Germans" correctly.

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  111. Re:****** by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    What's funny is that I spent 15 minutes last night in a T-Shirt in my back yard, untangling the dogs' leashes and it was -10C. I was perfectly comfortable. I wouldn't have wanted to spend hours like that, but it was OK. I actually like the -5C that it hangs around for most of the winter here. I only really want/need it warmer a couple of days every few weeks because it helps clean off the sidewalks and streets when it's above freezing. Right now, it's -12C with a wind chill of -17C and I didn't (along with a lot of other people) bother to fasten my overcoat this morning when walking the 3 blocks from the parking lot to get indoors.

    Right now it's 23C and I am bundled up in a sweater because with the breeze coming through the window it's too cool to be comfortable in a T-shirt. I was outside a couple hours ago and many people were wearing jackets.

    Fortunately I can count on it reaching a comfy 30 again tomorrow so I just have to make it through the night.

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  112. Eiffeltower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who don't know, the Eiffeltower isn't very big. I mean it's cool and all, but not because of it's size.

  113. Re:****** by LetterJ · · Score: 1

    My house is NEVER above 20C and is usually between 15C and 20C. In the summer, I set the air conditioning to 20C/68F. In the winter, that's also where the furnace is set during the day. At night, we drop it down to about 15C/60F (though not with the air conditioning as that would get really expensive).

  114. And as a Canadian by phorm · · Score: 1

    I've been to Australia. Yes, I love my white Christmas and majestic mountains - but as you've said having "never been to Germany, never been to Australia" perhaps you're just a bit too attached to home? In other words, don't know what the other guy has to say until you've seen it. Certainly I still have daydreams of Australia every time I have to shovel 3 inches of snow off my damn car.

    Trust me, if I actually were an Australian I'd definately at times lament what I left behind. Not all the time - but enough that perhaps an indoor beach might be a nice idea for awhile (though it would likely lack the beautiful avian wildlife that Aus has).

    1. Re:And as a Canadian by zx75 · · Score: 1

      True, although that is due to my age and the financial choice of going to a Canadian university. I do intend on visiting some of these places soon now that I'm almost done.

      However, my primary reason for saying such is that I have met more than one person who are immigrants, but have been unable to find anything at all good no matter where they go. They only see the downsides to a place, and use that to see only the faults of everyone and everything around them. Its unfortunate, because some of these people have been moving long enough that there is no place that feels like home to them because they can never see what is good about the place they are.

      I've lived in a small town in northern Manitoba, in the city of Winnipeg, in Kitchener/Waterloo, and in Toronto (though Winnipeg is my permanent residence). Although Toronto is a big city, impersonal, and everyone is a stranger... and its not a place I would desire to live for a long period of time, the bustle of the city, the amazing diversity, the number of little ethnic towns like cities within the city, and the ability to find anything you could possibly want from anywhere in the world if you look hard enough mean that after living there for awhile gives it its charm. It starts to feel like home too, as does Waterloo and Winnipeg to me. Once you recognize and understand a place, it gets to feel as comfortable as any other place is to you... and then you miss what isn't there less, and cherish the times you are.

      I used to miss Winnipeg a great deal when I first left, the people I knew, how you could find a friendly face no matter where you went. (and Winnipeg can be a difficult place to appreciate if you haven't spent a few years there) But now, though I would like to return to live there someday, I won't miss it while I'm away because I'll be too busy living and enjoying the places that I'll be.

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  115. Re:****** by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    My house is NEVER above 20C and is usually between 15C and 20C. In the summer, I set the air conditioning to 20C/68F. In the winter, that's also where the furnace is set during the day. At night, we drop it down to about 15C/60F (though not with the air conditioning as that would get really expensive).

    Wow, I think I would die within 15 minutes of entering your house. It gets up into the 30s almost every day here and I never use the AC.

    Good thing we've got such a big planet with all these options...

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    "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  116. Re:Very few by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    I disagree with your perspective. The misuse of apostrophes (in particular, the "oh shit, there is an 's' approaching, best put in an apostrophe to warn the reader") to be a crime almost exclusively committed by native English speakers.

    In Dutch, if you are writing a word that ends with a vowel and takes an 's' in the plural (such as many imported foreign words), then you are required to use an apostrophe. For example, "Foto's" is the plural of "Foto".

    So I guess now we have the question if what is really meant by misuse.

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  117. Amazing... by tacokill · · Score: 2

    You know what's amazing to me?

    The fact that I've read every post on this thread and there isn't a SINGLE "news for nerds" comment in the lot.

    No questions about how it works.
    No questions about why the zeppelin co. failed and whether or not it really could succeed (for cargo).
    Hell, not even a comment about Beowulf clusters of these things

    Not to be a lemming here but is slashdot the new Fark? I used to come here to be a fly on the wall as people much smarter than me debated the science, engineering, programming, and overall impact of "news for nerds". Well, the news may be for nerds, but the comments are for children.

    Where are you my old-ass slashdotter friends? And I mean that in sincerity. If anyone knows, please let me in on the secret so I can get back to reading about things I enjoy instead of the constant whining and/or political slant.



    Thank You.

  118. Re:****** by Marvelicious · · Score: 1

    What the hell is WRONG with you people? I run around in sandals all year round. Frozen outside, and I'm still in 'em (no I'm not wearing socks you geek!). Meanwhile, mid summer I sometimes have to work in 50C temps. Its hot, but I can hang. LEARN TO ADAPT YOU FOOLS!

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  119. Re:Very few by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    So I guess now we have the question if what is really meant by misuse.

    English != Dutch. End of question.

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  120. Re:Very few by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

    Having grown up in Filelfia, I'm all too painfully aware of the use of youze. As in "Youze gies frum Kin'gaprussia wunt sum wooder?" :)

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  121. More photos can be found here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  122. Biosphere2 is for sale by GlacierDragon · · Score: 1

    Just announced in the AZ daily star:
    http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/55 264.php

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  123. Homesick Vs homeforgetfulness by phorm · · Score: 1

    Agreed. A lot of people glorify their homeland/hometown/etc just the way people often glorify "the good ol' days." They tend to forget about all the bad things too.

    My GF is Shanghai and while here in Canada lives in a smaller city. She tends to wander into a "this small town sucks mode" and forgets about the downsides of her hometown too. Right now she's back home for awhile but suffering from terrible allergies due to pollution etc. I can see that there's probably a lot of exciting things in Shanghai, but as with your example of Toronto there are downsides as well (probably similar downsides).

    1. Re:Homesick Vs homeforgetfulness by torpor · · Score: 1

      I agree with the sentiment of both of you, that it is a) wonderful to travel, and b) stupid to complain all the time.

      As an Australian who has travelled the world though (seriously, I've been everywhere I've ever wanted to go), I have to say that if it weren't for the culture, I'd definitely live in Australia. I love my country. Its the people I can't stand.

      German culture, generally, is a lot more interesting - heck, European culture, anyway - than Australians. I can't stand that TV-fed nation of consumerican plebes any more than I can stand the U.S. of A, alas .. but I sure do miss my beaches.

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  124. Put this thing in space by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

    Look at the picture again, but now imagine it's a huge cylinder in space, rotating slowly like Rama for artificial gravity. Like an interstellar colony ship or something. Wouldn't that be cool...

    1. Re:Put this thing in space by s-meister · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. It looks like it's a poor science fiction matt in the second picture. Any self-respecting Babylon 5 fan knows it should be curving up at each side, unless they have gravity generators. I immediately thought of "The Fall Of Night". Needs more Vorlons.

  125. Hogan's Heroes in Germany by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    When Hogan's Heroes finally came to German television, it was very well received and popular. However there was one slight problem: a stiff-armed "Heil Hitler" salutes are banned under German law.
    So on German TV, whenever Col. Klink answers the telephone, his arm goes straight up into the air, and he says, "Look how high the corn grows!".

    1. Re:Hogan's Heroes in Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm German, and I have frequently watched the german version of Hogan's Heroes (Ein Käfig voller Helden). Let me assure, you that your claim isn't true. While maybe they cut out some "Hitler-salutes", you can hear "Heil Hitler" pretty frequently. Hitler-salutes are definately not banned in movies (swastikas also aren't). I'm not even sure whether there is any law, that forbids you to say "Heil Hitler" in public. The only thing the law forbids is to deny the Holocaust. Tourists (especially French, Brits, Americans and Dutch) often try to make fun of Germans by putting their arm up and crying "Heil Hitler". Let me assure you that Germans usually aren't offended. They just think that the tourist make asses of themselves.

    2. Re:Hogan's Heroes in Germany by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Hello,
      Thank you for the reply and information. I was actually going by what I read in an American magazine long ago.
      Thank goodness that the tragic European war of 1914-1945 (it was really one long war with a break) is over and the damage is finally being healed by time. All serious people both in North America and Europe wish that the European Union lasts hundreds of years. If only to prevent future European wars like the ones that have plagued Europe every 120 - 150 years since the Roman Empire days.
      Hopefully we will not fall under the spell of monsters like Stalin, Hitler, and Napolean again and be tricked into supporting insane wars anymore.
      Here in the USA we get a new war every ten years or so. They are absurdly expensive and waste a lot of money. But for most people, these wars are avoidable by simply chosing not to take part in them.

  126. Like Stanford Torus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The width and height of this indoor beach thing is actually comparible to the stanford torus ( a space colony design from the L5 Society). Of course, to make it the same length as the circumference, the dome would have to be nearly 4 miles long.

    There is a similar thing in Japan, called Big Splash. However, this one looks better.

    The price is a little high. The full day price should be around 15 Euros.

  127. Re:Very few by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

    Maybe you've missed the context, which was a claim that only native English speakers put apostrophes before plurals in English words. I was explaining why some non-native speakers might in fact have that tendency.

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  128. Beer by mjbkinx · · Score: 1
    Have you tried it? Much better than Fosters any day.

    as a german who has been to australia, i have to say that e.g. James Boag's is an excellent beer, and they have several others which are pretty good. Fosters only gets exported in huge amounts because nobody drinks it in australia.
    if you like good beer a trip to australia won't disappoint you.

    I'll take German beer over a tropical vacation.

    if somebody ever offers you a tropical vacation, let me know and i'll swap for a case of german beer.

  129. Re:****** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I think I know which one of you is thinner than the other.

  130. I was there yesterday and I wasn't too impressed by pinguirico · · Score: 1

    I read about this place about two weeks ago and noticed on their website they had Wifi access.
    "Cool" I thought, "I can bring my laptop and work on the beach for a day".

    We would have left right away but heard on the radio that they where having heating problems. Heatint problems were a definte deal killer sine it was currently snowing outside. I think the heating problems lasted a few day and at no time was this information posted on their website.

    That left a bad taste in my mouth right away.

    A week later we called to ask if the heating problem had been fixed. They said it had (while only grudgingly admitting they had a heating problem at all).

    We were on a mission and weren't going to let a little poor management stand in our way. The three of us piled into the car yesterday and were on our way. After slight more than a one hour drive from Dresden (I think it's 45 minutes from Berlin) we were there.

    The website says 100km from Dresden and 50km from Berlin. It is almost 200km between Dresden and Berlin.

    As soon as we saw the building from the freeway the excitement started building (this building is big). We were in for something big.

    Ten minutes after first sighting we were in the parking lot. The weather was perfect. An ice cold rain with strong winds. Tropical Islands was just what the doctor ordered!

    On the way in the door I commented to my coworker with a sinking feeling that we neglected to ask on the phone if the advertised wifi was working yet.

    Oh well it probably works and its not like we're turning around now.

    We walked in the door and it was soo....

    underwhelming.

    The problem is that the building really is unbelievably huge. And what they built inside it is just really big.
    It was dwarfed by the building really. Thow we coudl see a few people floating above us in a hot air balloon. That was pretty damn cool.

    Most importantly it sure was warm!
    I had to take my jacket and sweaters off immediately to keep from sweating.

    The entry way was kind of confusing. We were shuttled to the entry were we were given a debit card to keep track of how much we spent and how long we were in there so that you can pay on your way out. Take a card and walk in. There were no prices posted anywhere. Nowhere was the system explained If we had not read about the system on the website we would not have even been aware we were explicitly agreeing to pay by accepting that card the pretty girl handed us.

    And I forgot the Polynesian dancers. Right next to this girl were three "Polynesian dancers". These were three Asians in "traditional" Polynesian dress with about 40 pounds of makeup on with the most depressed/humiliated looks on their faces.

    Now we're in. We went to change into our swimsuits and then proceeded to ask the nearest coworker about wifi.

    WLAN?
    Wifi?
    Wireless Internet?
    What's that?

    We had to ask 5 coworkers before we finally make it pretty high up the management chain and were told to please sit while they found an answer for us.

    After awhile a guy who gave me the impression he was the manager on duty came out explained that the it department couldn't help him. However if we hag around near the office area and use the password "Guest" we might be able to get it to work but he could make no promises.

    Funny I thought the website said they had wifi access.

    We gave up on working and went swimming. We swam around for like two hours had a great time. Then we got bored, had a decent lunch for a reasonable price, and paid our minimum four hours and headed to work.

    I had a good time. But I don't think you'll see me around there again anytime soon.

  131. There are no tsunami's? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    There are no tsunami's WHATS? Don't leave us hanging!

  132. Re:Very few by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's one of my pet-peeves, too.


    Heh. No comma needed.
  133. Texas does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Texas has at least one of everything.

  134. Feels So Good by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    I want to lie on the beach but I don't have time to travel so I installed an umbrella over the bed. Then I put my sunglasses on and ate junk food. Sometimes I find shells in my Cygwin.

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  135. we've had that for years... by darkCanuck · · Score: 1

    http://www.westedmontonmall.com/play/waterpark.asp

    It's something like $25/day/person but in the winter there's a family pass for up to four people for $150.

    Believe me, when you're in a cold snap like we've been this past week or so (-30C/-20F) that's $150 well-spent.

  136. Tropical Rain by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    The Cargolifter hall wasn't designed to be heated up to tropical temperatures. The problem seems to be, that the humidity is collecting and the water keeps dripping from the roof.

  137. If those are beaches .. by torpor · · Score: 1

    .. then I've got some sea-weed to sell you.

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