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  1. We are the Borg! on Borg Cube Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    We Are The Borg. Lower your firewall and surrender your data. We will add your bios and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us... under the GPL of course.

    Resistance is futile.

    Are you Corn Fed?

  2. So that means... on Rome Moving to Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roman Gnome in Rome... right?

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  3. Rule #10 on Debugging · · Score: 0

    Market the bug as a "random feature".

    Are you Corn Fed?

  4. Uptime on Broadband Over Power Lines: Coming Soon? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seems like this would be a great thing. How often has your power gone out versus your cable/dsl line. Power companies are uber-dedicated to providing power to their customers 24/7. And when the power is out they are all over it right away... unlike the cable company.

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  5. I have a better idea... on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not use an Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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  6. It's inevitable... on Search Beyond Google · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once a really great tool goes "commercial" it's all downhill from there. One of the main reason I switched to Google back in the day wasn't because it was fast and accurate (which was great) but because it had such a clean interface. Now there are sponsered links that clutter things up. And who knows when/if popups will be a necessary evil to "stay in business".

    Are you Corn Fed?

  7. kMCP? on Ars Technica: Deep Inside KDE 3.2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deep inside KDE sounds very TRONish. I was hoping for a detailed look at Master Control Program. Oh well, the article must have been posted by a NULL unit.

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  8. Re:No Thanks on The Future PC as a Set of Pens? · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to urbandictionary.com, "fo' shizzle" means "for sure". Shizzle can also mean the "s" word, but NOT if used with "fo'". It's "nizzle" that should be avoided by white people.

    Besides, my post was just a play on words. Notice I used "shizm" and not "shizzle". And yes, there is no inherent meaning... it just sounded funny to me.

  9. No Thanks on The Future PC as a Set of Pens? · · Score: 3, Funny

    People borrow pens without returning them all the time. I don't wnat someone to fo' shizm my P-ISM.

    Are you Corn Fed?

  10. Duh! on New Clues About the Nature of Dark Energy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I doesn't take an Einstein... oh wait. Nevermind.

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  11. Easy... on Stores Neglecting Old Videogame Packaging? · · Score: 1

    The solution is to get a life.

  12. Re:Sad on Losing Interest In Games - A Natural Progression? · · Score: 1

    Old? This 27 year old KID is old? You have got to be kidding me.

  13. Re:It burns! It burns! on Dell's Gaming Monster · · Score: 1

    Yes. You know, frank and beans. 1 frank and 2 beans... Hello?? Is this thing on?

    I hope I'm not breaking some really bad news to you. :)

  14. It burns! It burns! on Dell's Gaming Monster · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but I am so NOT laying that beast on my lap. I don't care how good the games are, it's not worth scalding my boys.

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  15. I would go see the movie... on Robot Stories Movie · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I don't want anyone thinking I'm a Robosexual.

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  16. Reality TV on Surveillance Cameras in Britain Not Effective? · · Score: 1

    It's just a matter of time before the Brits compile the most sensational video into a popular Reality TV show on BBC. Which means that it will be coming to America soon.

    Smile! You're on Security Camera.

    Are you CORN FED?

  17. Leave it to mankind... on First Reproducing Artificial Virus Created · · Score: 1

    Leave it to us to create life and then anxiously wait to watch it "reproduce". I bet Larry Flynt already has pictures.

  18. What about damages? on Second Life Recognizes IP Of User-Created Objects · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never played Second Life... but what happesn if this sets a precedent for other online games. Can you sue someone for killing your character or stealing your stuff? If so, will the defense simply be "It wasn't me... my computer was being hacked."

  19. Re:I never read that book before... on LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. However, having good information to share does not give you the right to be rude or condescending.

  20. Here you go.... take 2 on LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was so kindly informed that my first post with a link to a theater listing was incorrect. So... here is a link that is sure to help. Simply enter your zip code and it will show you the closest theater showing the trilogy.

    FIND A THEATER

  21. I never read that book before... on LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ..."Things Losers Post on Slashdot".

    Thanks so much for the information about the theaters. And please know that your politeness was greatly appreciated.

  22. Here you go... on LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed · · Score: 1
  23. What about transplant patients? on Chimera Twins Story · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Greek mythology the Chimera was part lion, goat and serpent. This is why people with organ or limb transplants are sometimes referred to as a Chimera. So my question... do these people also present the same identification complications?

  24. Elvish Fonts? on Writing with Elvish Fonts · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm confused... are we talking a wingding type font inspired by the King of Rock-n-Roll?

    Ho man, look at that font. That thing is HUGE!

    You're right tiny Elvish.
  25. Re:Actually.... on Is Louder Better? · · Score: 1

    So the moderators are either not hard core fans, or the post wasn't funny.... which is it?