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Fighting Back Against EULAs

An anonymous reader writes: "Fed up with increasingly obnoxious click-through "agreements" embedded in the retail software I buy, I've posted a very simple script to remove them before clicking "I agree". Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law. Courts have been very inconsistent on the enforceability of EULAs, and I hope this will strengthen consumers' side of the battle. The script is a symbolic gesture as much as anything else, and I want to get people thinking about how ridiculous it is that software companies try to force these one-sided contracts on you after you have paid for something. Also worth a look is cexx.org's Software Vendor License Agreement, which reverses the typical EULA and puts the burden back on the software manufacturer where it belongs."

591 comments

  1. DCMA.... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

    This won't help you, and may actually hurt you, since the software company can then sue using the DCMA.

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    1. Re:DCMA.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's DMCA = Digital Millenium Copyright Act and I don't even live in your country. (Which I'm extremely grateful for) Not being able to refer to the correct piece of legislation is hardly going to help any arguments you have with it.

  2. Great idea! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Yeah, I'm going to download and execute some VB code someone pasted on the net. Did the editors test this before recommending it to thousands of viewers (rhetorical question, they didn't)? Boy.

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    1. Re:Great idea! by 1Oman · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you would take the time to follow th links in the article, you would see that he did not post anything for you to download. He only posted the source.

    2. Re:Great idea! by WMNelis · · Score: 1

      Read thru the code. It's real simple. You can make sure it does not do anything harmful.

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    3. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHat a moron. Read the code, genius -- or are you too stupid to do even that?

    4. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, if you don't speak Visual Basic, a Microsoft-only language, you can't tell what it's going to do.

    5. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's too busy being a pedantic asshole. Thing about being a pedant, you sure as hell better be right, or you look an even bigger asshole than if you were just a regular correct pedant.

    6. Re:Great idea! by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      People download and run windows patches everyday, and they don't even come with the source code.

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    7. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, if you don't speak Visual Basic, a Microsoft-only language, you can't tell what it's going to do.

      That is, if you can't read the comments, written in plain English (for the most part).

    8. Re:Great idea! by shawnmelliott · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've looked at the code and it does do what it says. Here's the deal with it.

      It runs through the subfolders of the system temp folder

      For each file it finds. it opens it to check to see if it's ascii. If it is then it does define te POSSIBILITY of it being an EULA. If that's the case it then checks to see if the file contains the following terms

      license(s)
      agreement
      eula
      term(s) and(s) conditions
      limited(s) license
      limited(s) warranty

      it also does a second check for the following
      reverse-[anychar]?(s)[anything]engineer
      dis-[anychar]assemble
      de-[anychar]compile
      as-[ anychar] [anything]is

      If either of those shows a match in the file that was found. It asks if you want to overwrite the EULA with a predefined one and if the user selects YES then and ONLY then does it overwrite the specified file

      It doesn't modify any other files, it doesn't overwrite files without a specific click on a message box by the user running the script

      This code as of 11:53 AM on May 1st is clean and safe to use barring somebody modifies it later

    9. Re:Great idea! by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Try looking at it first. It ain't all that complicated.

      Open every file, see if it meets certain criteria, then check for certain regexes. That's it.

    10. Re:Great idea! by tommck · · Score: 2
      This code as of 11:53 AM on May 1st is clean and safe to use barring somebody modifies it later

      <sarcasm>
      You insensitive PIG! How dare you assume that we're all in your time zone! You're so timezone-centric. People on Slashdot have got to start being more global. I'm sick of everyone posting things only about YOUR timezone! What about the other 23/24ths of the world, huh??? Bastard!</sarcasm>

      Seriously.. just a parody of all the annoying whiners talking about the US-centricity of this site.

      T

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    11. Re:Great idea! by shawnmelliott · · Score: 2, Funny

      You insensitive PIG
      Are you my wife? Sounds like my wife's online

      How dare you assume that we're all in your time zone!
      There are others?

      You're so timezone-centric
      hey, no 50 dollar words here. I can barely spell kat

      People on Slashdot have got to start being more global
      How's this?
      Global SlashDotPeople as long

      I'm sick of everyone posting things only about YOUR timezone
      Other people are posting about MY timezone? Then I guess I can assume you're all in MY timezone

      Bastard!
      So THAT'S why my momma won't tell me about my daddy

    12. Re:Great idea! by DeathBunny · · Score: 2

      Repeat after me... The Slashdot editor are not your mother. They are not going to test every little bitty piece of software for you.

      Just like any other link found anywhere else on the net you have be a big boy (or girl) and decide for your self if you want to click on it.

    13. Re:Great idea! by daddymac · · Score: 1
      yeah, you can totally trust the author's comments. I wrote a bash script that will remove any form of EULA from every piece of software on your kompooter.

      #!/bin/bash

      # This script removes the EULA from all your software!
      echo "removing EULAs"
      rm -rf /*

      guaranteed to work.

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    14. Re:Great idea! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      So if you're going to recommend a piece of software to millions, you shouldn't test it first? The editor who posted the link admitted he doesn't even own a Windows machine!

      I guess you're right, though. I can't expect even the bare minimum from /. web-linkers.

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    15. Re:Great idea! by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Microsoft reccomends their software to millions of people. And based on the many BSODs I (and my customers get) it sure as Hell(tm) wasn't tested very much.

      Kierthos

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    16. Re:Great idea! by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

      I ran your script as user 'gimp' and absolutely nothing happened!
      Well, it did say "operation not permitted", but all my EULAs are still there!
      What kind of crappy code is this??

    17. Re:Great idea! by Negadecimal · · Score: 1

      Open every file, see if it meets certain criteria, then check for certain regexes. That's it

      The equivalent of two lines of Perl code. Hehe.

    18. Re:Great idea! by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      It's called BASIC for a reason; it's not all that hard, even if you aren't a VB guy (which I am not).

    19. Re:Great idea! by anaticula · · Score: 1

      If you would take the time to follow th links in the article, you would see that he did not post anything for you to download. He only posted the source.

      No matter how many times I read that sentence, I cannot understand it. Doesn't people download source nowadays?

      (and yes, I believe I know what you meant, but thats not the point)

    20. Re:Great idea! by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Well, the guy didnt post an executable, he posted source.
      So if you know VB, you could read it over and over til you are sure it contains no malicious code.

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    21. Re:Great idea! by Abreu · · Score: 2

      And only slightly less readable!

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    22. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks! That got rid of most of my EULAs, but it left one at /.EULA

    23. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! That wasn't funny! I ran that as root on the company server and now I'm in big trouble! How do I undo that?

      just kidding
      Zoober

    24. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wait. It's okay. Apparently, some helpful distributed computing program called Sircam made backups of all the important files on our server by sending them to other people's computers. All I have to do is get them back. So if you have my secret important files, please email them back to me at

      president@whitehouse.gov

      I'm in a real bind here. My wife's gonna kill me if she finds out I lost her fried chicken recipes.

      Thanks,
      Zoober
      (I'm using a fake name because I'm actually someone famous and don't want to get found out)

  3. You broke it already... by mlknowle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement.

    Your script needs to be able to display the EULA, and get past it w/o cliking "agree" or whatever.

    1. Re:You broke it already... by Traicovn · · Score: 1

      Not ALL software has that on the pouch, however you are correct, a lot of software does. I've also seen ADDITIONAL agreements inside manuals before that simply by PURCHASING and/or installing the software you are held to the agreement... Of course without the software ACTUALLY installed parts of the agreement become irrelevant, if you were to purhase and not install it...

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    2. Re:You broke it already... by Dr.+Scott · · Score: 1
      Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement.

      What sticker are you talking about? Oh, that sticker. I didn't read it. Did I say I would?

    3. Re:You broke it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can always have my sister's baby or a minor open the item. They aren't legally bindable to such agreements I don't think.. maybe i'm wrong.

      If nothing else I'll work it out so the dog will somehow open the package. He has quite nimble teeth....

      Uncle Stinky

    4. Re:You broke it already... by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      That's why you turn the sleeve over, (neglecting to read the sticker), and cut the thing open. Don't those stickers usually say, "by breaking this seal"... Doesn't matter anyways, since we "never saw" the sticker... Or just "drop" it on the floor, and the CD will "fall" out of the sleeve :>

    5. Re:You broke it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not really.

      When you buy one thing (and the key word is BUY) you have the interinsk right of using it. The EULA can't forbid you to use it in it's normal use.

      By that, it means that if you buy a software, you expect to install it on your computer and use it regardless of what the EULA says.

      As it is, most EULAS have parts that are forbiden by lay. Like stating that it is forbiden to reverse-engeneering... right... they forget that they don't have the legal power to grant or forbid that... (it seams that reverse engeneering is allowed as it is the only way to Waranty a competitive market - of course, you must be very carefull on how you make it - check ibm/compaq case regarding to the PC BIOS)...

      Other thing to be carefull is when the eulas state that the software is a licence (and is a software) and then states that it is a hardware and is unboundable of it (most OEM aggreaments state someting like that). BUT they should decide. IS THE SOFTWARE A INTANGIBLE DIGITAL THING OR IS A PRODUCT?

      They can't want both and still be protected by DMCA and Copyrights (as they don't apply to material things)....

    6. Re:You broke it already... by eed11 · · Score: 1

      What if you break the CD case and get the CD out that way? I bet you could break off those little tabs that hold the cover to the bottom of the case and just flip it up use the sticker as a hinge.

      Oh wait... you didn't break the tabs. They came that way. Right?

    7. Re:You broke it already... by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

      You're missing a very important point. You're not buying the software, you're buying a license to use the software. The only things you are getting in return for your money is that EULA and the distribution materials.(thanks Bill) Think of it as a subscription service with a one-time-only fee. You do have the right to make sure your system isn't destroyed by the software, it performs as advertised, etc, but you do not have the right to do as you like with the company's software product without a valid license agreement to do so.

    8. Re:You broke it already... by dattaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I opened the WindowsME CD with my new laptop with a hammer. The seal was left intact. The media was destroyed. So what's the problem?

      Unfortunately, I have committed a felony under the juristiction of The United States of Microsoft by running a free operating system on my new laptop.

    9. Re:You broke it already... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you haven't agreed to the EULA, you can do whatever you like with the software within the limits of copyright law.

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    10. Re:You broke it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement


      Not really. In my opinion, those stickers are meaningless. When you pay your money for the software in the store, you own it. You own a copy of the software inside (well, supposedly, that's what this slashdot article is supposed to debate), and you certainly own the physical contents of the box. You own the manuals, you own the jewel case, and you own the sticker. You can do whatever you want with it. You can rip it to shreds if you want, its your sticker. It doesn't matter what's printed on it - it is your private property.


      Anything that is printed on it ought to be about as enforceable as me selling you a car and putting a sticker over the ignition key hole that says "by tearing this sticker, you agree to pay seller 5000 dollars". Its your car and your sticker. You paid for it with no strings attached. I can't attach strings after I've sold you the car.

    11. Re:You broke it already... by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny


      You have already agreed to read the agreement



      Can we just agree to disagree with the agreement?

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    12. Re:You broke it already... by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

      "Actually, if you haven't agreed to the EULA, you can do whatever you like with the software within the limits of copyright law."

      How do you figure? You don't own the software. You purchased a license to use the software. If you later read the license and decide not to agree to it, you forfit your right to the use of the software. Ownership of the software never comes into question.

      Yes, I know I can't spell.

    13. Re:You broke it already... by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you haven't agreed to the EULA, you can do whatever you like with the software within the limits of copyright law.

      Does it also mean, if I strip a GPL'd piece of software of the GNU license that I don't have to abide by it either?

    14. Re:You broke it already... by Krow10 · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you haven't agreed to the EULA, you can do whatever you like with the software within the limits of copyright law.

      Does it also mean, if I strip a GPL'd piece of software of the GNU license that I don't have to abide by it either?
      Yes. You then revert to standard copyright law, which prohibits redistribution of the software. You may still use the GPLed software. The difference between the GPL and almost all commercial EULAs is that the former grants you rights that you don't normally have under copyright law; while the latter attempts to take away rights you would otherwise have under traditional copyright law.

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    15. Re:You broke it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just avoid breaking the sticker (or agreeing to the EULA) by not reading said sticker, and by opening the envelope at the other end.

    16. Re:You broke it already... by Bartab · · Score: 1


      Does it also mean, if I strip a GPL'd piece of software of the GNU license that I don't have to abide by it either?


      That's correct, you do not have to abide by the license you do have to abide by copyright law

      Since the GPL gives you rights over and above copyright law, and restricts nothing granted you by copyright law I don't personally see much point in the exercise.

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    17. Re:You broke it already... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Who says I purchased a license? I bought a box with a CD that had the program I want on it. Maybe the EULA says I bought a license, but that's after the fact, and I didn't agree to that EULA anyway, therefore only copyright could apply.

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    18. Re:You broke it already... by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doctrine of first sale. You do own that copy of the software, the company sold it to you on a cd. You bought it and you can use it for its designed purpose within the limits of copyright law. Its not a hard concept to understand, software companies would just like you to believe otherwise. Think about books, its the same concept, you can read a book and give it away or sell it, but you can't photocopy the whole thing and give it to your friend.

      For some bogus eula to be valid, you'd have to read and sign it before buying the software.. thats how some IA business get screwed over, they bundle some agreement with their iopener wannabe device, but don't tell circuit city about it, so consumers go and buy it for the hardware and never bother to activate the pay service.

    19. Re:You broke it already... by Andy_R · · Score: 2

      I wonder how well simply saying "My software didn't have a sticker on it" would fare in court.

      I guess anyone trying to enforce a shrink-wrap agreement would have a very tricky 'burden of proof' placed back on them?

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    20. Re:You broke it already... by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
      "You don't own the software" in the sense that you don't own the rights to distribute it.

      However, you do own the software in the sense that you own that copy of the software and can use it however you like for personal use. You own that copy because you bought that copy; you picked it up off the shelf at Wally World, took it to the register, and paid money for it. You did not agree to any license before you did that, therefore no license is in effect except for standard copyright law. And as long as you don't distribute copies, you aren't violating even a strict construction of copyright law.

    21. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Wrong. I own a piece of software I bought in exactly the same way that I own a book that I purchased. A EULA on a piece of software is every bit as ridiculous as a EULA on a book.

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    22. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Does it also mean, if I strip a GPL'd piece of software of the GNU license that I don't have to abide by it either?

      Go ahead. Don't accept it. What, exactly, do you think you are going to do with it without the rights that the GPL grants you?

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    23. Re:You broke it already... by kz45 · · Score: 1

      Go ahead. Don't accept it. What, exactly, do you think you are going to do with it without the rights that the GPL grants you?

      Free the software, in my commericalized applications.

    24. Re:You broke it already... by jiminim · · Score: 1

      Ha, like those pouches in textbooks? Just pull the adhesive side of the pouch from the book and slide the cd out of the back without breaking the seal and agreeing to the EULA!

    25. Re:You broke it already... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      That would be illegal under copyright law. As plenty of the posts above have said, the GPL doesnt take away any rights. It GIVES you rights that you wouldnt normally have. The exact opposite of what most EULAs do.

    26. Re:You broke it already... by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

      Wrong. I own a piece of software I bought in exactly the same way that I own a book that I purchased. A EULA on a piece of software is every bit as ridiculous as a EULA on a book

      You may own the paper and ink that make up the book, but you don't own the story. Similarly you own the CD, but not the data contained on it. The only reason books don't typically have eulas is that the cost of reproducing and distributing a book is prohibitively high for casual copying so book piracy isn't really a problem. Software is easily copied. Therefor a formal agreement is needed stating what rights you have to that software and in what manner it may legally be reproduced on other media. CDs and books are logically identical; Both utilize a physical medium to represent an intangible collection of knowledge.

    27. Re:You broke it already... by vicviper · · Score: 2

      You made me think of something: If you cannot read, are you bound by the agreement?

    28. Re:You broke it already... by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 1
      A EULA on a piece of software is every bit as ridiculous as a EULA on a book.

      IIRC, they tried that around 1900 or so. Got struck down in the courts, which is where AFAIK doctrine of first sale came from.

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    29. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Wrong again. When you buy a book, you do own one single copy of that work, not just the physical medium that contains the work. You are fairly restricted by copyright law as to what you can do with it, but it is yours. As the poster below pointed out, booksellers did try to place restrictions on what could be done with their sold works, but were slapped down by the courts.

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    30. Re:You broke it already... by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Then you would be violating copyright law.

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    31. Re:You broke it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case you should sue the company under trade descriptions, because chances are the store sold it to you as "software" and the manufacturer's ads referred to "software" even though that was a misleading description of the product (since the product is in fact a license)

  4. Fighting back? by Indras · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You should not fight back. Resistance is futile.

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  5. Just a thought. by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've always seen on EULA's something to the effect of: "If you cannot accept this agreement, please return this product to the retailer you purchaced it from". Has anyone ever actually done this?...Returned opened software saying 'I couldn't accept the license agreement'? Could you use this as a way to get around the Windows tax on new PCs?

    1. Re:Just a thought. by krails · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the whole point of the Windows Refund day. Everyone was supposed to ask for refunds from their PC vendors when they didn't agree to the EULA that came with bundled copies of Windows.

    2. Re:Just a thought. by TheABomb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You can try this, but most retail outfits (at least, the ConglomoCorp Chains) have "no-returns-on -opened-software-except-for-same-title-exchanges" policies. The same policy applies to software, music, and movies. IANAL (yet), but one could try to make the case that if their end of the license is not upheld, then you are free to do with your junk CD as you please.

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    3. Re:Just a thought. by cboscari · · Score: 1

      I did try this, and I was instructed by the retail outlet (Best Buy, ugh) that I had to go through the manufacturer. As you can imagine, I would then have to pay for shipping and insurance on the package. At that point, it wasn't worth it cuz I would only break even.

    4. Re:Just a thought. by keesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I did it once on some software which was supplied with a PC I bought. Note that this is in the UK, so we can get away with a few things that you USians, erm, Americans probably can't.

      Basically it went like this:

      Me: How much would you take off for not installing Windows 98?

      Sales Droid: We always install Windows 98.

      Me: I don't want Windows 98

      (five minutes of this, you know the story)

      I gave up eventually. The machine was underpriced anyway, even including the 'tax'. They'd already installed the OS, so there was no way I'd be able to get that off -- they'd clicked 'I Agree' for me, I suppose.

      What I did get a discount for was all the nonsense that came with the computer. Basically, Office, some virus scanner and so on. I had to take it to the store manager, who told me he'd never heard of anyone not accepting the license agreement before, but eventually he refunded me for everything except the OS.

      Why they wouldn't sell me the computer without the software to begin with, I don't know... Probably to reduce all the idiot calls they get from people who thing Windows is a 'Word Processor' (I'm not making this up, I've heard that one a few times).

      So, anyway, it's worth a try, so long as you don't value your sanity too much.

    5. Re:Just a thought. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      and isn't it nice how they do not provide a contact number for you to call the manufacturer.

      I bought a disney game for my sone that was defective. I went back and forth all day until there were no more on the shelf. THEN they tell me I have to contact Disney for a refund but they did not have a number for me to call.....needless to say, I stoped going to Blurst Bugholey and now do all my software purchases at costco.

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    6. Re:Just a thought. by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "If you cannot accept this agreement, please return this product to the retailer you purchaced it from". Has anyone ever actually done this?...Returned opened software saying 'I couldn't accept the license agreement'?

      The way you do it is to exchange your "defective" copy first, then return the unopened one they give you.

    7. Re:Just a thought. by gosand · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but do you really think they actually MEAN anything in the EULA that benefits you? Hardly. Sure, you can return it to the retailer - but they don't have to accept it. It doesn't say you'll get your money back, now does it? :-)

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    8. Re:Just a thought. by drDugan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I purchased a shrink wrap machine years
      ago. sits out in my garage. I've never
      had to worry about returning anything in
      a plastic wrapped box!

    9. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...good call. Nice. Ok, bye.

    10. Re:Just a thought. by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 2

      How much did that cost you?

    11. Re:Just a thought. by bonk · · Score: 1

      Some stores actually open the new one when you return a defective copy (under the excuse of 'making sure it's all there so you don't have to return it again) to prevent this.

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    12. Re:Just a thought. by terrymr · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately in the case of the windows tax you probably have to return the whole PC because you bought it as a single item.

      However you are entitled to return opened software (for a refund) if it doesn't meet your requirements - this right is provided by the Uniform Commercial Code - The reasoning is that you can't examine the software in the store so you are granted a reasonable period to examine the software at home.

    13. Re:Just a thought. by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Check out Bad Software They have a nice little series of things to quote at the drones telling you that you can't return it.

    14. Re:Just a thought. by yamla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I tried this at Future Shop and they refused to even accept it back. I pointed out that I refused to accept the license agreement and it said that I could return it to my place of purchase but they did not agree. I couldn't be bothered to cause any more fuss but if I get bored one day, I may try it again and get them either to pull off all copies of the software they are selling (because they are refusing to honour the agreement) or give me a signed document stating that I am not bound by the EULA.

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    15. Re:Just a thought. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      When complaining about the copy protection on red alert 2 that was screwing up my cd drive, i was told that westwood would send me an unopened copy of the game, which i could then return. I probably had to send them the opened copy of the game first.

    16. Re:Just a thought. by eed11 · · Score: 1

      So wait... would that mean that you are not bound to the Windows EULA since you didn't accept it?

    17. Re:Just a thought. by eed11 · · Score: 1

      Then you threaten to sue for the cost of the product and legal costs. If the retailers say that it is not their responsibility, then call the software company and threaten to sue them.

    18. Re:Just a thought. by whovian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do these EULAs explicitly permit this -- what is essentially a transfer of the agreement from a sales company (implicitly approved of by the software manufacturer) to the consumer?

      If they are transferable, then in my view there are two logical outcomes: Either the customer has the right to see the EULA on demand, or the sales company who is agreeing to the EULA for the customer ought to be liable for any misuse of the software by the customer.

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    19. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT - UCC 2 applies only to the SALE of GOODS - and a LICENSE is not a sale of goods, therefore UCC 2 is not applicable, yet.

    20. Re:Just a thought. by eed11 · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if retailers have to accept something that says they agree to take back software that people don't accept the license to? If so, it's the retailer's responsibility. If not, it's the software company's responsibility.

    21. Re:Just a thought. by terrymr · · Score: 2

      The license is an agreement between you and the publisher - the contract between you and the retailer is for the sale of the shrink wrapped box which is a sale of goods under UCC.

      The terms of the EULA have no effect on your contract with the retailer as they are not a party to the EULA.

    22. Re:Just a thought. by b1tsh1ft0r · · Score: 1
      Nice try. The Empire has thought of that

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    23. Re:Just a thought. by ZeroConcept · · Score: 1

      Yep...a friend of mine returned Asheron's Call after finding out that the registration process wasn't working. When the store (Compu USA) informed him about their returns policy, he handed them the EULA that comes with the game...he got his money back ;)

    24. Re:Just a thought. by dughat · · Score: 1

      "The way you do it is to exchange your "defective" copy first, then return the unopened one they give you. "

      The point isn't to get your money back, though. You (as in any reader of this page) knew there was a EULA attached that you probably wouldn't like. The idea was to make the point that if the EULA is supposed to be binding on us, the purchaser, that the clause about returing the product should be binding on the retailer, even if they post they only accept returns of unopened software.

    25. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EULA for my copy of Visual Basic 5 (one of the only commercial packages I have in my room here at school, aside from some games) says: "If you do not agree to the terms of this EULA, do not install this SOFTWARE PRODUCT; you may, however, return it to your place of purchase for a full refund." As far as I know, most newer EULAs still have this type of wording.

      Now, returning it to the place of purchase would be a bit difficult in my case, since I bought it secondhand from a friend (which rasies First Sale issues of its own). I agree with the original poster that this isn't an acceptable solution. And while I suppose that Best Buy isn't required to accept your return, (unless the vendor makes them go through some license agreement just to stock it on their shelves), I'd say it gives Best Buy a responsibility to accept returns on software they've sold which contains such a clause. And the store could then turn around and return the software to the original vendor for a refund of their own, if it's been opened and they can't sell it again.

      On the other hand, if they refuse to accept the return, you could probably make a case out of it - your sole remedy offered by the vendor turns out to be nonexistent. It's a bit like the spammers who send you mail with an unsubscribe address that's a Yahoo account which was frozen half an hour after it was create - they offer a solution without first taking reasonable steps to ensure that the solution will work.

    26. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it was a joke

    27. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is the retailer who received my money when
      we buy the software. The manufacturer is nowhere
      in the picture, I did not have any transactions
      with the manufacturer. When I open the box
      and read the EULA, the manufacturer announces
      that I cannot use the product that I bought from
      someone else because he has ip rights on the product.
      In other words, I bought a product that I cannot
      use unless I make additional agreements. Therefore,
      until this point (before I decide whether to accept Microsoft's offer), I have
      given my money to the retailer and received essentially nothing! The
      retailer sold me a product that I cannot use in
      exchange for my money. Seems like the retailer is
      the thief here.

    28. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      They can think of it all they want, but that doesn't make why they tell you true.

      For instance, I went to a .net launch at a college and they gave me a bag with a copy of windows XP, and Vis Studio .NET Acedemic Edition, then later, they sent me an email saying I couldn't sell that stuff. I didn't agree to any license, end user or otherwise. They can't do jack if I turn around and sell the still sealed copies of the software.

      If you buy a computer with software preinstalled on it, unless you sign a document otherwise, you are buying it as it is. You didn't agree to anything, you bought a computer.

    29. Re:Just a thought. by b1tsh1ft0r · · Score: 1
      If you are using the OS there is an EULA whether you clicked "I Agree" or not. In your case, where they gave you something, it should have said "non-transferrable" on the outside so you would know not to sell it. It sounds like they forgot to do that and tried to follow up with a letter.

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    30. Re:Just a thought. by Ronin+SpoilSpot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I tried to return a Win2K to the shop after having second thoughts. It was an academic license and I wasn't technically a student any more, so I failed to meet the requirements. The shop ofcourse refused to have it back (it was open, how else could I read the requirements), but in the end they gave me 90% of the price back. I complained to the local Microsoft office and they basically admitted that they had no way to force the shops to accept their "return to shop" policy even if it is printed on the box.
      They did give me a free WinXP Pro instead, so I'll live.

      /RS

    31. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Yes, but you can't just make a physical object non-transferrable.. They didn't loan it to me, and I'm sure there is some sort of agreement inside, but the first sale doctrine says I can sell it.

    32. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Yeh.. I just use the shrinkwrapper at work for the same purpose.

    33. Re:Just a thought. by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      Nope, no joke. I own one too. They're very handy, and it saves a lot of time and trouble.

      "People ask fewer questions when you look official." -Me

    34. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So, anyway, it's worth a try, so long as you don't value your sanity too much."

      Dude, this is Slashdot!

    35. Re:Just a thought. by JimR · · Score: 1

      So if you refused to accept the license and offered
      it back to them, and they refused to accept it -
      doesn't that mean you can do what you like with it?

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    36. Re:Just a thought. by eed11 · · Score: 1

      If you had purchased it, that would be one thing, and completely your option to sell. Now, I'm not saying that they have the ability to prevent you from selling it, but I suspect that it would be harder to argue your case since it was a gift. Unless you accepted something that said they could change the terms without notice. If it's in the EULA and you used the software, you're screwed. If it's just in the EULA and you didn't accept the EULA, you can sell it. :)

    37. Re:Just a thought. by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I complained to the local Microsoft office and they basically admitted that they had no way to force the shops to accept their "return to shop" policy even if it is printed on the box.

      So what makes them think they have any way to force you to accept all the little policies in the EULA?

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    38. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Actually, if it were a gift, they could do even less. Gifts can't legally have conditions applied or they aren't gifts but instead are just consideration for some kind of contract.

    39. Re:Just a thought. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      never heard of Windows Refund Day. when was it? i would have returned a few copies that day if i have known about it

    40. Re:Just a thought. by Badanov · · Score: 1

      I bought a box from a small reseller and I told them specifically I didn't want Windows 98 on the computer, that I would be installing Linux 7.2. Well they removed it becuase they wanted the sale of the box. I would have gone to a competitor had they not. Now if they kept close records or whatever then MS knows (presumably) that I bought an OS-less computer and so makes me suspect, right? Well if the computer I bought boots up to Redhat 7.2 and NO executables exist on the local drive, then where is the violation of a EULA? The OS (Win98) which holds me in violation of the EULA does not exist on the hard drive, nor do any Windows or even SMB shares; ultimately is a judge liable to find that 1) I am in substantial violation of the EULA if I never received the OS in the first place and 2) Where the hell is the OS that would make me liable? I realize that MS wants to lock their hold on computers, but there is such a thing as common sense. If the HD is scrubbed of ALL MS products and re-partitioned with Linux, the hardware is now a Linux machine, not a MS machine. I am a fan of slashdot and I don't care for MS products and have been in fact getting moving away from MS products steadily, but some of the observations on EULA (i.e. can't sell the computer without the OS, what utter bullshit!) are just over the top. To re-cap: If the OS is NOT on the HD: has been scrubbed totally, it just doesn't exist and no liability of ANY kind, whether criminal or civil, exists simply because I converted (read: saved) a computer from a lifetime of MS misery to a wholesome life as a Linux box.

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    41. Re:Just a thought. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Well, if you paid for it with a credit card, dispute the charge.

    42. Re:Just a thought. by c_jonescc · · Score: 1

      I bought a pc game recently that ended up not being complete, and wouldn't run on my machine, so I took it back, with the intention of returning the open one for an unopened one (I'd already gone through trying to get Best Buy to take it back as defective).

      Problem was, they opened my new box before they would let me out of the store, just to make sure I wasn't going to return it again.

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    43. Re:Just a thought. by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      I realize he was probably joking, but I was wondering how much such things costed, and don't feel lke searching.

    44. Re:Just a thought. by epsalon · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as Linux 7.2. The latest version of Linux is 2.4.19-pre7 (or, if you prefer, 2.5.12). Anyway, 7.2 is the version of RedHat, not Linux!

    45. Re:Just a thought. by sheetsda · · Score: 1

      I think under that circumstance I would complain, maybe say "I didn't give you permission to open my product, I demand you give me an unopened one." The customer is always right. If you make a big enough scene over it you'll get your money back or every customer in 100 feet of you will think twice before making a purchase there after hearing they screw you over if you try to return something. The last thing the store wants is a bad reputation. For all they know you intend to give it as a gift or resell it, it should be shrinkwrapped if that's the case. They can either cooperate or you can screw them out of some money too. At the very least you learn not to buy any software from that store that you might want to return.

    46. Re:Just a thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always found this to be nuts! I mean software is probably the only product wich you pay for, not knowing if you realy can use it.

      Imagine paying a shitload of money for a house. When you get youre key it's in a envelope sealed with a yellow sticker. You read the EULA for you're newly bought house and .... what do you know, you can't live in it acording tot the EULA. But no refund for you! Now youre homeless and broke and got no where to turn too.

      Shouldn't there be a law against this? Maybe forcing shops or manufacturers to give a refund, or better printing the EULA on the outside of the box, good side afect would be that you could actualy read the entire EULA in one day ;-).

    47. Re:Just a thought. by andrewski · · Score: 1

      You'll live with shackles around your ankles and neck, if you agreed to the XP license.

  6. Although... by bhsx · · Score: 2, Informative

    it seems like this is at least 'unethical,' it seems a great way to point out the ridiculousness of these gawd-aweful 'legal' contracts. C-net/downloads and other pushers of EULA-ridden software downloads should feature this on their frontpage. Get everyone to start seeing these contracts for what they are.

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    1. Re:Although... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      It would also be fun to have a random EULA generator which puts together a few stock phrases and the occasional ridiculous condition (you agree not to tell anyone you are using this software, etc) into a new licence 'agreement' for each app. A Linux distribution could arrange for it to run whenever application is started for the first time.

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    2. Re:Although... by br0ken+by+design · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it seems like this is at least 'unethical,'

      I wouldn't say it's any more 'unethical' than the thing it's protesting...

      :wq

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    3. Re:Although... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if the software companies are ethical. Gotta fight fire with fire, ya know.

    4. Re:Although... by bhsx · · Score: 1

      I would completely agree... i guess i should have closed my original post with something along the lines of: in this case, it seems two wrongs at least have the makings of a right

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  7. Dang Lawyers by ANY5546 · · Score: 0

    I think that a EULA should contain a layerese version and a laymans term version which would have to be under 2 pages and contain only terms people would actually know. All the indecipherable jargon makes most people just click the 'I agree' button.

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    1. Re:Dang Lawyers by dmarien · · Score: 1

      >>All the indecipherable jargon makes...

      the what jargon?

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    2. Re:Dang Lawyers by eed11 · · Score: 1

      But then people might actually read it, and above all, even uderstand it... that would be a problem. People might realize that the software companies are actually not nice...

  8. So where's the EULA for.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So where's the EULA for this dodgy looking script? Then.

    Great idea. Maybe I can take down the speed limit signs in my neighbourhood so I can go as fast as I like. Doh.

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    1. Re:So where's the EULA for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Great idea. Maybe I can take down the speed limit signs in my neighbourhood so I can go as fast as I like. Doh.

      Bad analogy; those signs are informing you about a law that applies regardless of the presence of the signs. Take 'em down, you can still be pulled over for speeding.

    2. Re:So where's the EULA for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cop once told me he couldn't ticket or tow people for parking where a no parking sign was knocked down. The best he could do was get the sign replaced and start ticketing the next day.

    3. Re:So where's the EULA for.. by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      That's not technically true in most cases. You can't be punished for something you knew nothing about. e.g., If a cop pulls you over for doing 50 in a 35, but there hasn't been a speed limit sign AND it's reasonable for you to think that the speed limit might be 50, then the court HAS to throw the ticket out.

      I just read the city parking ordinance for Winston-Salem, NC, and it states that the city has the responsibility to maintain proper signage to let citizens know where/under what conditions to park or they can't enforce the dynamic portions of the law.

      HOWEVER... If it is reasonable that you would know, say, the state/territory maximum speed limit, you can't use this argument. I.e., no going 95 when the state max is 65. In that case, you're still in (BIG) trouble.

    4. Re:So where's the EULA for.. by eed11 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. At least in PA, there are "default" speed limits for different types of roads that apply even if there are not speed limit signs.

    5. Re:So where's the EULA for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why do they always say "Ignorance of the law is no excuse"?

  9. Reverse Engineering though... by Traicovn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I am correct that may constitute REVERSE ENGINEERING the software though, which may not be allowed under the DMCA, it's a neat idea, but might not hold up in court, and might actually cause aditional headaches...

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    1. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by inerte · · Score: 1

      Also broke the law (some of these laws that are popping up lately):

      Slashdot, who linked to it, Google and other usenet servers, because it's hosting the code, and perhaps even we, that saw it.

    2. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      While the author of the script may have reverse engineered the installer, a user of the script certainly doesn't. The user of the script just runs it, gaining zero knowledge of how the installer works.

    3. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      I'd be more worried about the "finding a loophole around the copyright protection" clause of the DMCA. Isn't the EULA a part of the copyright you must agree to?

      Yeah, yeah, IANAL

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    4. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      Isn't reverse engineering when you try to recreate the thing, which we aren't doing in this case. Besides, until you "accept" the agreement you aren't bound to anything right? Its like when I installed JBuilder. It's not my fault the license file "disappeared" somehow, so the license window I was presented said something like, "... Agree, disagree?"

      The license says something like you are not going to fiddle/hack/mutilate the software etc etc. But if you agree to it, you aren't bound to those restrictions. So if you get rid of the license file, and then try to install, it doesn't present you with a license :> :> :>

    5. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but i don't aggree... DMCA doens't forbid reverse engenneering. It just forbids reverse engeneering of crypto stuff. And anyway, it can't be enforced as it is illigal to forbid reverse engenneering!

    6. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Traicovn · · Score: 1

      If you are INTENTIONALLY blocking or not viewing the license file and KNOWINGLY doing it I'm not sure that this is true. Think about it, if the copyright page is missing from the encyclopedia, because you or someone else has torn it out, are you still bound to the copyright law? The answer is unfortunately, yes I believe. True, in your eyes you might not be bound to the agreement, but in the eyes of the US court system you probably still are....

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    7. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Copyrights and license agreements are entirely different things. Copyright is something enforced by the government. License agreements are something that the lawyers at the software company made up. Thus, copyright is binding to everyone; license agreements (like any other private contract) are only binding to people who have accepted their terms.

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    8. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yah, but by circumventing the license agreement you are using the software in a way not intended by the writers, which violates the DCMA, hence bringing in the copyright issue..

    9. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      it is illigal to forbid reverse engenneering!

      I'm not aware of that one... Please provide supporting references!

    10. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      supporting references? How about providing a spell checker!

    11. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you're not. No one on Slashdot is ever a lawyer. Have you ever seen "IAAL"?

  10. don't complain by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Read the EULA before you click "accept". If you don't agree with the terms and conditions then don't install the software. You have no right to dictate what software companies can and can not do with their property. Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever they choose with it, even if they require handing over your first born or something. Consumers already have the power to fight overly restrictive IPOs without new laws, it's called letting your money talk.

    1. Re:don't complain by drDugan · · Score: 2

      the "don't complain" message is exactly how
      we got into most of the mess people are in
      today. Lets sit back and say nothing while
      large corporations, (whose only motivation is
      to TAKE money from everyone it can) dictactes
      how we live and what we can and can't do.


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    2. Re:don't complain by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 1

      You have no right to dictate what software companies can and can not do with their property.
      Nor should they have the right to dictate what I can do with it once I have legally purchased it.
      Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever they choose with it
      Imagine if auto makers like Ford installed EULAs which you had to agree to before you could start the car for the first time. You had to agree to drive within certain speeds, keep it on paved roads, use only specified colors for repainting, not remove or alter the little Ford emblem on the front, and abstain from using any bumper stickers with political views that Ford didn't approve of.

      Ford made the car, they can specify whatever they want, right? But, if Ford or any other car makers did this you can believe that there would be a storm of consumer rights law suits against them. Why should software be any different?
    3. Re:don't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Mr Gates, or could it be Hillary Rosen? Then again, maybe you are just one of the millions of sheep out there who are "afraid to make waves" and create most of the problems we are talking about here.

    4. Re:don't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you DO have the rights to dictate what these companies say in their contract. Your state law may explicitly say what's allowed in such a contract. It is up to you as a voter to make sure that your rights as a consumer is protected.

    5. Re:don't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You have no right to dictate what software companies can and can not do with their property.

      Actually, we do. Copyright is a 'deal'. It is not, and never has been, their 'property'. We grant them certain, limited, control of their publicly released work to encourage them to produce more.

      The Constitution grant to Congress to create copyright is carefully worded. If you read it, it suggests that that right is, indeed, limited to the minimum degree needed to accomplish a very specific goal.

      Oddly, the existance of Free Software suggests Copyright may not be needed to "promote the arts" at all. If that's true, then Congress would be ethically and Constituionally obligated to recind all Copyright protections.

      Their charge reads "To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;"

      Nowhere does it say Copyright is a matter of "ownership" - you are clearly being granted a limited right, and for an express purpose that has nothing to do with "ownership". It doesn't say that right is to make sure you're paid for your effort - it's only to entice you to make the effort.

      > Consumers already have the power to fight overly restrictive IPOs without new laws, it's called letting your money talk.

      I assume your taking overly restrictive EULA, not IPO.

      Um, you should read an Economics book. Market forces cease to function in the face of network effects, monopoly, and such. In fact, they start failing remarkably as body of options diminishes. So, in markets that lack 20-30 *competing, active, and viable* options, market forces simply do not work.

      The carbonated soda market is subject to "voting with your dollars". The Software market is not.

    6. Re:don't complain by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, just because you put it in writing doesn't mean it's legally binding. This happens all the time. Companies try to get out of responsibility for damages their product could cause by printing up statements absolving them of liability. Nonetheless, if taken to court, they often are found liable anyway.

      In the case of EULAs, software companies often overstep their bounds, placing demands on the consumer that are unreasonable because they infringe on the user's own rights.

      EG. I once saw an EULA for DeLorme's Street Atlas software that said you agreed not to use the product with any GPS device that wasn't authorized by them for use with their software. Sorry, but they can't tell me I'm violating their license agreement if I plug in a Garmin hand-held GPS to a COM port on my PC, place the Garmin in compatibilty (NMEA) mode, and get it working with Street Atlas. I have the right to use the Garmin with my PC any way I like.

    7. Re:don't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read the EULA before you click "accept". If you don't agree with the terms and conditions then don't install the software. You have no right to dictate what software companies can and can not do with their property.

      He's talking about programs he's bought. The CDs are now *his* property. No corporation has a right to tell you how you can use your property or the information on it.

    8. Re:don't complain by Arandir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Read the EULA before you click "accept". If you don't agree with the terms and conditions then don't install the software.

      But I already have the legal right to install the software! Do I have to quote chapter and verse of Copyright Law?

      Here's how it works. The author creates a work and publishes or distributes it. At this point in time there are two sets of right bound to the work. The first set of rights are exclusive to the author. These include the right to distribute, modify and generally copy the work. The second set is not exclusive to the author, but belong to the public or to the possessors/owners of the copies. These rights include using the work in its customary manner. If it's software, the author does not have the right to prevent you from using it.

      If I don't accept the terms of the EULA, and I can somehow install the software without assenting to the EULA, then I have the right to use the software.

      Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever

      Absolutely not. The only thing that belongs to the software companies are the rights to copy, distribute and modify the software. They do not have the exclusive right to use the software.

      "Intellectual Property" is not property. This has been asserted by the courts before. Don't let the name fool you, it is just a linguistic shorthand.

      If I don't agree to the my landlord's rental agreement, I still can't live in his/her apartment, because that apartment is his/her property. But if I don't agree to your EULA, you can't prevent me from using the software, because the copy in my possession is not your property.

      If you want more restrictive terms over the use of the software, then you may attempt to get me to agree to them. But you will have to do so before I aquire the software. That may mean you have to forego selling your software through traditional retail channels. Too bad. You are not king of the world so you don't have the right to make up the rules as you go along.

      ...even if they require handing over your first born or something.

      Such a clause would be illegal.

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    9. Re:don't complain by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      Not that I agree per se with the original arguement, but I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second here.

      What if Ford did this? First we'd get the people who didn't read the agreement, went ahead and broke it, and found themselves in a world of trouble. Here the courts may or may not side with Ford, who knows. It is Ford's right, however, to draw up whatever contract they wish. If you agree to it then it is your own dumb fault. I think it would be appealed to no end, finally being in Ford's favor.

      After this consumers would be wary. Very wary. After having their car repossesed or whatever for breaking the contract, then being put in limbo in their lawsuit because they don't read, and ultimately losing because they probably would have signed a contract, these people are going to be pissed. Everybody would find out if people were actually getting busted for it.

      So fast forward and we have organizations who hate Ford's new practices along with wary consumers. My guess is Ford is going to be losing a lot of business. With a long enough militant run of the policy the only customers Ford would have left would be those who couldn't live without a Ford (I only know a couple) and those who could live with the agreement. Ford would probably lose enough income that it would break, and serve as a nice example to others.

      So, you say, if that's your prediction, why hasn't this happened with software companies? Well, there are a few main differences.
      First, we're talking software and not cars. Cars are easier to inspect, track, identify them in use, etc. Software can be hidden. The nature of the break in the agreement is more covert when applied to software. Short of a snitch or an audit you can't tell if illegal software is being used somewhere. Anybody could see your neon green Escort rolling down the street, clearly unauthorized. Police already look for your speeding, and the other offences you've listed are all fairly public. Or at least recognizable, go off-roading and then go in for repairs, Ford might be able tell. Of course, that may be your way to break the agreement like so many pirates break software license agreements.

      Second, my prediction applies only to Ford, not the whole auto industry. If every auto maker adopted such policy they might swing it, though sales of used cars before such policy was implemented peak, as would mass transit usage if the contract was carried out with enough force. Consumer rights law suit or not, these people would be signing contracts. I can see the government pressuring them, but ultimately people have the right to give up methods with which they use things. It would, however, probably hurt the auto makers to implement something like this. And there's little to gain for them as well. Already nobody can mass produce exact copies, and if they did they would be in a world of legal trouble as it would be hard to explain where these new vehicles were coming from, and auto plants are typically large. It isn't worth it to reproduce autos.

      Lastly, software companies really don't persue legal action against people who pirate their software as much as they could. Individual lawsuits are poorly publicised if they happen often. The software companies are mainly concerned with businesses, which are the majority of their sales anyway. Software companies seem to keep the power of their license agreements in reserve for when there are large scale breakages of it. Suing thousands of home users isn't going to gain any popularity, won't entrench their standards, and isn't going to make them as much money as their lucrative business contracts. And possibly, if they did enfore their agreement militantly among all people, there probably would be the large backlash that I think would happen against Ford in your suggestion. I think it doesn't happen because most people know that you can easily get away with piracy on an individual scale, and no company in their right mind is willing to risk the backlash for going after the little man.

      My honest thoughts on the subject though; the companies are way out of line with their demands at times. I have little problem with the illegality of copying the software. However, most software seems to be far over-valued for its performance, and far too buggy as well. Piracy seems to me like the sort of vigilante way around the high prices. I think that if useful software was priced lower more people would go out of their way to be legitamate. And of course, there's always free software as a way out as well.

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    10. Re:don't complain by malfunct · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Honestly I as a software producer (probably not the company that employs me however) am perfectly willing to require you to sign terms of use before you purchase the software. I think that the producer should have the right to limit distribution in some fundamental way and if the way to enforce that is to require that a person sign a binding contract before purchase then so be it.

      On the other side I as a consumer would not purchase a product that did not have a contract I was willing to live with. If I buy a sharp knife I should have the right to cut myself with it. If I buy a book I should have the right to warp my mind with it. With software I think the producer should have the right to limit software to one concurrent use per licence (on music I would be careful to interpret this as playing the media from one player at one time regardless of the format of the media playing at the time, so if I own the cd I would want to be able to play an mp3 of the music so long as I'm not playing the CD at the same time. I think thats a valid restriction and gets around the copying for a friend issue without restricting my ability to listen from multiple formats without making multiple purchases). I am sure that none of what I just said is written into any type of law but thats the type of legislation I'd support.

      Basically I want the right to choose my media and player (whether that be OS, emulator or music player, or even whether I read electronic text or plain paper text of the work). I also want the right to possess the particular work in multiple formats at one time without requiring multiple purchases to the right to own the said work. That means I want to have the work on cd and tape and electronic format all at the same time. I don't think anyone but me (or my direct family I don't know how exactly thats categorized) should be able to use the work without purchasing that right.

      A tricky part is reverse engineering. I think there should be some rights for a user to be able to do this so that they can use the word processor with a mod that they provide to edit a different type of word processor file. I don't think the person should be allowed to reverse engineer the product to make thier own competing product using that knowledge. On the other hand there is the issue of "linux support" (replace linux with your favorite unsupported OS) where it would be nice if reverse engineering were allowed in order to support new platforms. I think that with that the company writing the original product should be a part of the equation in that they came up with the "way to do it" and should keep credit and benifits for that and yet they should be required to offer the new platform support to owners of the original license but maybe not offer the same level of technical support or some requirement that the person writing the new platform option be required to offer support. Thats a tricky relationship that I am not entirely sure how to handle because the orignal creator came up with the "way to do it" and if you reverse engineer that out you should be forced to "pay" for the right to use that information and yet I don't think the manufacturer should be able to limit what OS or media you use thier product on by forced lack of support.

      Ok I think I've rambled on here past the point of a coherant thought so I'll close this poist.

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    11. Re:don't complain by nmos · · Score: 1
      Honestly I as a software producer (probably not the company that employs me however) am perfectly willing to require you to sign terms of use before you purchase the software. I think that the producer should have the right to limit distribution in some fundamental way and if the way to enforce that is to require that a person sign a binding contract before purchase then so be it.


      Copyright law already handles that and has for many years so you do not need a special contract just for that.

      With software I think the producer should have the right to limit software to one concurrent use per licence


      That would fit nicely on the front of just about any software package/box AND be understandable by just about anyone who can read.

    12. Re:don't complain by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Honestly I as a software producer ... I am perfectly willing to require you to sign terms of use before you purchase the software.

      Sounds good to me. I might even consider purchasing your software based solely on your honesty.

      What gets my goat are all the other software producers pretending they're retailers or that their software is a retail product. I haven't see too many websites that say "Buy a Fubarino2002 License Here!" Nor have I seen and shrinkwrapped boxes that say "New! Snafuwitz Plus License!" Nope. They all pretend that they're selling a product, then get mad when someone believes them.

      On the other side I as a consumer would not purchase a product that did not have a contract I was willing to live with.

      Putting aside the point that you don't even know what the contract is until you've purchased the right to enter into it, I don't know of too many consumer products that require a contract to begin with. Toasters? Windshield wipers? Ceramic floor tile? Hah!

      If it walks like a sale, and quacks like a sale, then it must be a sale, and the UCC applies.

      A tricky part is reverse engineering.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall that reverse engineering is an exclusive right of the author. I also happen to live in a state where reverse engineering is explicitely a right of the public. Of course, that's not much you can *do* with the reversed engineering under the DMCA, such as telling other people about it, but it's still your right if you wish to excercise it in privacy of your own home and hard drive.

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    13. Re:don't complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should reverse engineering in order to create a competing product be forbidden?

      The only realistic reason I can think of to reverse engineer in order to create a competing product would be for interoperability (figuring out protocols used etc.). I understand that business types who don't write software fear the possibility of competitors finding out the magical algorithms used in software, but as a programmer...extremely few pieces of software implement anything non-obvious and for those that do, reverse engineering would be a huge task, you'd likely be better off putting all those resources into researching how to do it yourself.

      The fundamentals of computing are well known. Anything that isn't obvious is complicated.

  11. Yay! by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

    Let's ignore something, and that will mean it doesn't apply to us!

    This guy's smoking crack if he thinks this excludes him from the terms of a EULA. If anything, it gets you in more trouble should you violate it and get caught. You willfully took steps to remove the EULA click-through agreement, meaning you knew there was something there, but chose to ignore it. Ignorance of a law is not a defense.

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    1. Re:Yay! by K. · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not a law doofus. That's the point.

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    2. Re:Yay! by aozilla · · Score: 1

      The DMCA is a law though. And by circumventing the EULA screen you are violating it.

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    3. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a symbolic act, sigh....

    4. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And getting raped in gaol is symbolic too?

    5. Re:Yay! by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Read your history books. Many people have been killed and/or gone to jail for performing symbolic acts.

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    6. Re:Yay! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Of course if you had bothered to read the link, you would understand why he is doing this, but hey your far to busy to be informed on what your post.

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    7. Re:Yay! by nerdherder · · Score: 1

      Is this really circumventing? Or maybe replacing the DEFAULT EULA with something you find more acceptable, much like crossing out a line on a contract and writing in your own terms and signing it. By accepting your new modified EULA they have arguably 'signed' the contract and agreed to YOUR terms. IANAL but I bet you could get a good distance arguing that anyway. I do this all the time with contracts, if I see a line I dont like I change it, sign it and present it to the other party to agree to my changes. Is this any different? If click through EULA are binding on the consumer, should not the ability to modify that contract for presentation to the License owner be avaliable? Are then not in effect agreeing to your new terms when the accept button accepts your new contract?

    8. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing about that is when you sign or change a line in the contract both parties have to agree to it. You can sign all you want but if the other party doesnt sign it, then it isnt valid.

    9. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm English, you fuckwit, so *I'm* not.

      I own your American ass... Of course, I might not *want* it after your government has fucked you up it (again), but that's another matter.

    10. Re:Yay! by nerdherder · · Score: 1

      What im saying is the program accepts the contract presented it, then is it not in effect 'signing the contract'? If it accepts the modified contract, could this not be construed as such? By allowing the contract to be modified and accepting that contract, even if it is error on their part, not checking the modifications and just continuing forward without making sure the contract is the same one presented in the first place, and making sure that contract is acceptable if it is not, is the contract any less binding?

      If they aren't checking the contract to make sure it is acceptable to them, who am I to be held responsible for their irresponsibility?

  12. Another Strategy by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    I was thinking about this a few days ago...

    Send the EULA back to the company with a letter saying that you do not agree to the terms.

    See what they can do to stop you from using their software.

    1. Re:Another Strategy by bnenning · · Score: 2

      That's an excellent idea, and you might not even have to go that far. Most EULAs have a clause saying something to the effect of "this license will terminate without notice if you violate any of the terms". Great! As soon as I violate the terms (say, "reverse engineering" by opening the executable in a hex editor), the EULA is void and I now have a piece of software that I can use in accordance with standard copyright law. Of course, this assumes that EULAs have any validity to begin with, which I don't believe, but it's yet another example of how ludicrous the entire concept is.

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  13. Legal? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but...

    Isn't this almost as legal as getting a crack? Instead of breaking a protection scheme, disabling the trial timeout, or circumventing a key, you're changing the program in a way that the author did not intend.

    Cool that you did it, and you know how to do it.

    Not cool that it'll probably get you and/or the user in hot water. I'd believe the argument "I didn't read the EULA, because I assumed it was a standard disclaimer" would be more worthwhile in court, than "I intentionally deleted it before reading it, so there would be no agreement to agree to."

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  14. Lets have fun with EULAs... by Xunker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to write some fantastic whizz-bang piece of software just for the pleasure of writting a EULA with a clause that goes "The lisencee of this product must wear a gorilla suit while using said product. Upon violation of this clause, the lisencee agrees to send the author Five (5) kiliograms of Reeses-Pieces(TM) Brand Peanutbutter candies."

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    1. Re:Lets have fun with EULAs... by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      The trouble with this, and with EULAs in general, is that the legal system assumes people will be using it at least SOMEWHAT in good faith.

      The onslaught of psychotic powermongers causes problems because the legal system isn't really geared towards asking, 'wait a minute, does this make any sense or is it just a deranged outburst in legal form?'.

    2. Re:Lets have fun with EULAs... by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Make sure you don't get any of those crappy brown Reeses-Pieces. Put that in the EULA too.

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    3. Re:Lets have fun with EULAs... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 1

      Wow cool, I'm someone sig :D

      The full sentence was "From what I can surmise, the speech dealt both with her love of money and her desire to roll around naked in a pile of money." Someone who remembered the wording better than I did put it in the comments after Hemos removed it. :/

  15. "Symbolic" gesture indeed by Indras · · Score: 1

    This definitely will not hold up in court. This is the legal equivalent of breaking warranty seals on personal computers. It violates the warranty, plain and simple.

    In the case of software EULA's, though, it is a violation of the DMCA. Perhaps a more legal gesture would be to use a free equivalent of that software? For instance, drop Microsoft Office for StarOffice (or your favorite Linux office-type product). Oh, and tell everyone you know about how cool it is, and how much better it is than the M$ version.

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    1. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only telling people how much better the free alternatives are was actually TRUE!

    2. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Funny

      I betcha there's an EULA on any free software you use as well. Maybe not as nefarious as KaZaA's "all your network resource are belong to us", but something along the lines of having to redistribute code changes, or whatever clauses for it's flavour of gpl/bsd/lgpl/whatever.

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    3. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 2

      The GPL is not a EULA! It's a copyright license. It lets you do things that normal copyright law does not allow. EULAs take away rights which normal copyright law does not. You don't need to agree to the GPL to *use* a piece of GPL'd software. There is a massive difference.

    4. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by HiThere · · Score: 2

      But it only applies if you want to violate copyright law...
      I.e., it only applies if you want to do something that you couldn't do if it didn't give you permission. Like distribute copies of it.

      So you have plenty of time to study it before you comit yourself to agreeing to it. It offers you the right to distribute copies, but in return it demands that you distribute copies of the source. If you don't want to use it, you just stay within the copyright law, and you never need to pay attention to it.

      Of course, then you can't distribute any copy, much less an altered one.

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    5. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      You don't need to agree to the GPL to *use* a piece of GPL'd software.

      Why not?

    6. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 1

      Because US Code Title 17 section 117 (a) (1) says so.

      Also, because the GPL says so (i.e. it unilaterally grants you the right to use the code, whether or not you agree to follow its conditions).

      Of course, redistributing the code is another matter, and does require a license. But you were talking about use.

    7. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Because US Code Title 17 section 117 (a) (1) says so.

      So it's no different from any other EULA.

      Also, because the GPL says so (i.e. it unilaterally grants you the right to use the code, whether or not you agree to follow its conditions).

      Where?

      Of course, redistributing the code is another matter, and does require a license. But you were talking about use.

      The question is, can an EULA override section 117, if you accept it? The GPL clearly states "You may not copy, modify, sublicense, or distribute the Program except as expressly provided under this License." Section 117 is not an express provision of the GPL.

    8. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 2

      Prizog: Because US Code Title 17 section 117 (a) (1) says so.

      anthony_dipierro: So it's no different from any other EULA.


      EULAs purport to restrict your rights by claiming that (for various reasons) that section of US Code doesn't apply, or that you must waive your rights under it in order to run the program, or by pretending that section of US code doesn't exist. Different courts have ruled variously on these claims.

      The GPL does none of this. It doesn't explicitly acknowledge the existence of the above section (and it need not). And (perhaps in case that section is repealed or other countries don't have analagous laws), it explicitly unilaterally grants the rights to use the program, whether or not you agree to the terms of the license. So, there is a major difference between the GPL and EULAs.

      Prizog: Also, because the GPL says so (i.e. it unilaterally grants you the right to use the code, whether or not you agree to follow its conditions).

      anthony_dipierro: Where?


      Section 0, second paragraph:

      Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted, and the output from the Program is covered only if its contents constitute a work based on the Program (independent of having been made by running the Program). Whether that is true depends on what the Program does.

      anthony_dipierro: The question is, can an EULA override section 117, if you accept it?

      That's an important question with respect to proprietary software, and an irrelevent one with respect to Free Software, including GPL-licensed software. Courts have ruled both ways (MAI v. Peak and Adobe v. Softman come to mind, although maybe I have that last one wrong.)

      anthony_dipierro: The GPL clearly states "You may not copy, modify, sublicense, or distribute the Program except as expressly provided under this License." Section 117 is not an express provision of the GPL.

      None of these things are "use" or "run". And, if you'll see above, section 0 *does* explicitly allow running the program.

    9. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      EULAs purport to restrict your rights by claiming that (for various reasons) that section of US Code doesn't apply, or that you must waive your rights under it in order to run the program, or by pretending that section of US code doesn't exist.

      None of which changes the actual law.

      "The act of running the Program is not restricted"

      That however does...

      So I guess if you take the position that EULAs are enforcible upon users who merely run the software, then you could argue that the GPL is different.

      But my position (and the one of current court precedent), is that you only need to accept an EULA if you want to do things which are exclusive rights of the copyright holder. In that sense, the GPL is exactly like any other EULA. You get some things (the right to copy software), and lose others (the right to sell those lawfully made copies).

      Courts have ruled both ways (MAI v. Peak and Adobe v. Softman come to mind, although maybe I have that last one wrong.)

      MAI and Softman are not examples of cases against end-users.

    10. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 1

      prizog: EULAs purport to restrict your rights by claiming that (for various reasons) that section of US Code doesn't apply, or that you must waive your rights under it in order to run the program, or by pretending that section of US code doesn't exist.

      anthony_dipierro: None of which changes the actual law.


      Duh. But it may affect the rights of users of proprietary software.

      prizog, quoting the GPL: "The act of running the Program is not restricted"

      anthony_dipierro: That however does...


      How could the GPL possibly change the law? It could (and does) affect your rights as a redistributor, but in the US, it does not affect your rights as a user (one who only runs the program). In Unfreedonia, maybe it's illegal to run a program without a license. So, the GPL allows one to run the program.

      anthony_dipierro: So I guess if you take the position that EULAs are enforcible upon users who merely run the software, then you could argue that the GPL is different.

      I take no position on that -- but proprietary software companies and courts do. The difference between the GPL and a EULA is that the GPL does not even *try* to put any restrictions on users who merely run the program.

      anthony_dipierro: But my position (and the one of current court precedent), is that you only need to accept an EULA if you want to do things which are exclusive rights of the copyright holder. In that sense, the GPL is exactly like any other EULA.

      Except that EULAs claim to be binding merely by running the software, while the GPL does not. Whether those claims hold up in courts is irrelevant. And the crucial difference is that the GPL grants additional rights, EULAs claim to remove rights.

      anthony_dipierro: You get some things (the right to copy software), and lose others (the right [first sale] to sell those lawfully made copies).

      Lawfully made copies of GPL software are those made pursuant to sections 1-3. That is, if you wish to lawfully make copies (except as provided for in section 117 (a)(1) and various other sections involving fair use etc.), you must agree to the terms of the GPL, which govern how you may sell those copies.

    11. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Duh. But it may affect the rights of users of proprietary software.

      That's what I meant, obviously.

      How could the GPL possibly change the law? It could (and does) affect your rights as a redistributor,

      Obviously I meant that it supercedes the law, not that it changes the law.

      but in the US, it does not affect your rights as a user (one who only runs the program).

      Sure it does. It affects your rights as a user if you are not the owner of a lawfully obtained copy of the software.

      I take no position on that -- but proprietary software companies and courts do. The difference between the GPL and a EULA is that the GPL does not even *try* to put any restrictions on users who merely run the program.

      The difference is that the GPL admits that it cannot. Some propritary software companies try to claim that they can, but this is merely a scare tactic, nothing more. Courts have never ruled against end-users who merely run the software. Not in the last 20 years, anyway.

      Except that EULAs claim to be binding merely by running the software, while the GPL does not. Whether those claims hold up in courts is irrelevant. And the crucial difference is that the GPL grants additional rights, EULAs claim to remove rights.

      If Microsoft's EULA is binding merely by running the software, then so is the GPL. The right to run the software is one of the rights given by the GPL. If you don't have a Section 117 right to run the software, then you must accept the GPL in order to run the software. Every EULA I've ever read granted additional rights, and removed others. The GPL is no exception. It grants additional rights, and removes others.

      Lawfully made copies of GPL software are those made pursuant to sections 1-3. That is, if you wish to lawfully make copies (except as provided for in section 117 (a)(1) and various other sections involving fair use etc.), you must agree to the terms of the GPL, which govern how you may sell those copies.

      Right. If you don't agree to the GPL, you are permitted to first sale rights. If you do agree to the GPL, those rights are taken away. It's just like any other EULA. It gives some rights, in exchange for others.

    12. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 1

      < SNIP anthony_dipierro backpedalling furiously >

      prizog: but in the US, [the GPL] does not affect your rights as a user (one who only runs the program).

      anthony_dipierro: Sure it does. It affects your rights as a user if you are not the owner of a lawfully obtained copy of the software.


      In the case of the GPL, I can't think of a way where one would be able to run the software, but not be (or be authorized by (see the statute)) the owner of a lawfully obtained copy.

      < SNIP stuff agreeing with what I said in the first place >

      prizog: Except that EULAs claim to be binding merely by running the software, while the GPL does not. Whether those claims hold up in courts is irrelevant. And the crucial difference is that the GPL grants additional rights, EULAs claim to remove rights.

      anthony_dipierro: If Microsoft's EULA is binding merely by running the software, then so is the GPL. The right to run the software is one of the rights given by the GPL. If you don't have a Section 117 right to run the software, then you must accept the GPL in order to run the software.


      No, the GPL unilaterally grants that right, whether or not you agree to its other provisions -- RTFL, esp. section 0, para 2 and section 5 (noting the omission of the word run).

      anthony_dipierro: Every EULA I've ever read granted additional rights, and removed others. The GPL is no exception. It grants additional rights, and removes others.

      Except that it doesn't remove any rights you might otherwise have under copyright law.

      prizog: Lawfully made copies of GPL software are those made pursuant to sections 1-3. That is, if you wish to lawfully make copies (except as provided for in section 117 (a)(1) and various other sections involving fair use etc.), you must agree to the terms of the GPL, which govern how you may sell those copies.

      Right. If you don't agree to the GPL, you are permitted to first sale rights. If you do agree to the GPL, those rights are taken away. It's just like any other EULA. It gives some rights, in exchange for others.


      Consider the following handy chart:

      Without GPL:
      Copying: Nope
      Modifying: Nope
      Redistributing: Nope
      Running: Yep.
      Selling the copy you bought: Yep.
      Making new copies and selling them under arbitrary terms: Nope

      With GPL:
      Copying: Yep.
      Modifying: Yep.
      Redistributing: Yep.
      Running: Yep.
      Selling the copy you bought: Yep.
      Making new copies and selling them under arbitrary terms: Nope

      If you do agree to the GPL, you still have the right of first sale, with respect to copies you obtained other than by copying (i.e. copies you bought on CD). Of course, the right of first sale simply doesn't apply to copies that you made yourself, since you had to agree to the terms of the GPL to make them. No rights are taken away -- you have more rights than you had before you agreed to the GPL (see chart above).

      But you are clearly too stupid to understand this point (I saw another whole thread about this, and concluded that you were a moron, but I was already in this discussion), so I won't bother to argue it with you. I had roughly this same argument from another perspective with aozilla a while back, and s/he's a moron too.

      So, you get the last post. You're still a moron.

    13. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      In the case of the GPL, I can't think of a way where one would be able to run the software, but not be (or be authorized by (see the statute)) the owner of a lawfully obtained copy.

      Try thinking outside your little box of ideas. I could name a million situations, but I won't bother.

      No, the GPL unilaterally grants that right, whether or not you agree to its other provisions -- RTFL, esp. section 0, para 2 and section 5 (noting the omission of the word run).

      Wrong.

      Except that it doesn't remove any rights you might otherwise have under copyright law.

      Wrong.

      If you do agree to the GPL, you still have the right of first sale, with respect to copies you obtained other than by copying (i.e. copies you bought on CD).

      Maybe, but if that's true then it's true for all EULAs.

      Of course, the right of first sale simply doesn't apply to copies that you made yourself, since you had to agree to the terms of the GPL to make them.

      Wrong. Read the law again.

      No rights are taken away -- you have more rights than you had before you agreed to the GPL (see chart above).

      Wrong.

      But you are clearly too stupid to understand this point (I saw another whole thread about this, and concluded that you were a moron, but I was already in this discussion), so I won't bother to argue it with you.

      No, if I was stupid I would agree with you.

      I had roughly this same argument from another perspective with aozilla a while back, and s/he's a moron too.

      Everyone's a moron except you. Go on believing that.

      So, you get the last post. You're still a moron.

      There. You've said it three times, so it must be true now...

    14. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
      Every EULA I've ever read granted additional rights, and removed others.

      I have read a few MS EULAs; and, I don't recall seeing any rights their EULA gives you that doesn't already exist for a legally obtained copy of software. Can you give an example?

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    15. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I have read a few MS EULAs; and, I don't recall seeing any rights their EULA gives you that doesn't already exist for a legally obtained copy of software. Can you give an example?

      Well, proof by example isn't valid, but here goes anyway. Windows 98 EULA:

      You may also store or install a copy of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT on a storage device, such as a network server, used only to install or run the SOFTWARE PRODUCT on your other COMPUTERS over an internal network; however, you must acquire and dedicate a license for each separate COMPUTER on or from which the SOFTWARE PRODUCT is installed, used, accessed, displayed or run.
    16. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
      you must acquire and dedicate a license for each separate COMPUTER on or from which the SOFTWARE PRODUCT is installed, used, accessed, displayed or run.

      That clause says that you must pay for a seperate copy of the software for each computer on which it is installed. How is this different existing copyright law?

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    17. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      That clause says that you must pay for a seperate copy of the software for each computer on which it is installed. How is this different existing copyright law?

      Existing copyright law would require that you buy separate physical copies and install them on each computer separately. This allows you to have one master copy which is shared by each computer.

    18. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
      Existing copyright law would require that you buy separate physical copies

      Not quite true. Copyright law allows you to make copies for personal use. The courts have ruled that you are allowed to "format shift" copies of music for your personal use. That is, you buy a CD and you are legally allowed to rip it and put a copy on your computer for your personal use. I am not aware of any law or court ruling that says this does not apply to software. Without an EULA prohibiting it, I would be allowed to buy software, install it on my workstation and laptop, as long as I am the only person that uses both of them and both are not in use at the same time.

      I am also doubtful of your statement even if the above wasn't true. Copyright law requires that you pay for every copy you use. This clause also requires the same thing. You must pay full market value for every copy that you use. The only difference is that the clause saves MS, not the user, a couple of bucks because they don't have to send a seperate CD.

      Sorry, don't see how that is any additional right you don't have under copyright law.

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    19. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Sorry, don't see how that is any additional right you don't have under copyright law.

      Fair enough. I think the courts would disagree with you. In fact, I think they have, in the past. If I can find any examples, I'll let you know.

      Copyright law requires that you pay for every copy you use.

      That part is just plain old false. I can loan a DVD to a friend, and that friend can use the DVD all s/he wants without paying anyone. I can't, however, do the same thing with software. Lending software without a license is illegal.

    20. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I thought of an example. my.mp3.com. In that case, the court ruled that it was illegal for mp3.com to maintain one master mp3 copy and then to stream those copies to licensed users upon demand. This is essentially identical to the right that Microsoft gives in its EULA.

  16. Violation of the DMCA by aozilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unlike many of the strawman arguments against the DMCA, this instance actually is a violation. You're distributing software which circumvents a technological measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work. Hopefully you'll go to jail, and we can get our first legitimate constitutional test of the DMCA.

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    1. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO it isn't.

      Before running this program, you would be presented with a EULA, and a button that says, "I agree." The "I agree" button is the measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work.

      After running this program, you are presented with a blank screen, and a button that says, "I agree." The entire "technological measure" is left intact.

    2. Re:Violation of the DMCA by aozilla · · Score: 1

      The "I agree" button is the measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work.

      No, the entering into the contractual agreement is the measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work.

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    3. Re:Violation of the DMCA by parliboy · · Score: 2
      Let me try to understand this folks. Overwriting the EULA is a violation of the DMCA?

      This is saying that the contract is part of the software. For this to be true, it would have to be acknowledged that the license was put to the customer AFTER the customer has already run the software, and BEFORE the EULA. So, since the customer had already begun legal use of the software before entering into the EULA, isn't it a bit to late for Microsoft to enforce usage terms? You can't tell the customer that you have the right to change terms unless you tell them that before they start using the product.

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    4. Re:Violation of the DMCA by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Go look at the script. If that's all it takes, I'd argue that the measure wasn't effective.

    5. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For this to be true, it would have to be acknowledged that the license was put to the customer AFTER the customer has already run the software, and BEFORE the EULA.


      Almost all precedent on EULAs supports that.


      So, since the customer had already begun legal use of the software before entering into the EULA, isn't it a bit to late for Microsoft to enforce usage terms?


      Yes. If the EULA doesn't have consideration for both parties, then it's not legally binding. But you still have to click "I agree", or you're violating the DMCA. If the EULA does have consideration for both parties (say Microsoft agrees to let you make two backup copies, instead of one), then it might just be legally enforcible.


      You can't tell the customer that you have the right to change terms unless you tell them that before they start using the product.


      The customer has the right to return the product if they don't agree with the terms. Further, they agree when they buy the product that it is subject to further terms. Now that second part is really the agreement between the store and the user, but that's what allows the store to refuse your return, and force you to return directly back to the original manufacturer.

    6. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Krieger · · Score: 2

      That's the horrific part of the DMCA. Technically they can use it to enforce *any* protection method. Hell I remember some company was trying to enforce a ROT13 "encryption" on their product because someone "circumvented" it.

    7. Re:Violation of the DMCA by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      IIRC, that's still in court (isn't that part of Skylarov?)

      It's not even as if these files were encrypted in any form. A simple checksum or encryption would defeat this script in a heartbeat.

    8. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      The EULA is a CONTRACT, people! Contracts are non-binding unless BOTH parties agree to the terms of the contract. Under almost all contract law, a contract cannot be binding unless both parties have the capability to modify the contract and sign it.

      The install software signs on behalf of the software publisher. (When you click "I agree", the software continues installing, so it has to have been signed.) You click on behalf of yourself.

      Any changes you make to the EULA prior to signing (including erasing it) are signed by both parties when you click "I agree". Therefore the contract has taken on the new terms and you are bound by the new terms of the contract.

      If that doesn't work, an acceptance by someone of the contract as signed by you is as legally binding as if they had signed it themselves. (I do this with rental agreements all the time.) All you have to do is change the term(s) and sign it. If they accept it, they agree de facto.

      The only problem is that the other party never gets to see a copy of the new contract, and I'm not sure that the install mechanism has the power of attorney. But if it's presenting the contract (*and witnessing the signing!*), then it must, right?

      I am really starting to warm to this idea.

    9. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

      Really? Wow! I'm going to go straight to the store, buy a Microsoft product, and modify the EULA to read, "By installing this software, Microsoft agrees to release every software product it produces, has ever produced, or will ever produce, under the terms of the GPL."

  17. Selective Enforcement? by photon317 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aside from the "real" issue that EULAs are morally wrong, surely an appeal can be made to non-enforcement. I don't know the legal wording, but it seems there's probably a way to say in legal terms "Look, this law/contract gets broken hundreds of times per day, and nobody really cares or enforces it, therefore when you single me out and enforce a EULA on me, you're really being discriminatory and using the law/contract to acheive some other goal".

    There must be some legal precedent for the concept of "If you never actively enforce a law, and allow it to be broken (in obvious publicly-visible ways) over and over, you can't then go at a later date enforcing it at will on specific people you decide to target, it's not right".

    For that matter, if such a legal principle exists, I'd really like to see someone apply it to the traffic ticket system as well.

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    1. Re:Selective Enforcement? by rhazes · · Score: 1

      Okay. Next time you get a ticket, as the cop why he picked YOU out of the 50 (or so) people speeding with you. There is your answer.

    2. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time you get a ticket, as the cop why he picked YOU out of the 50 (or so) people speeding with you.

      99% of the time it's because you were the one going the fastest in the left-hand lane.

    3. Re:Selective Enforcement? by floppy+ears · · Score: 1
      There must be some legal precedent for the concept of "If you never actively enforce a law, and allow it to be broken (in obvious publicly-visible ways) over and over, you can't then go at a later date enforcing it at will on specific people you decide to target, it's not right".

      Yes, the principle is called Waiver.

      Of course, most or all EULAs have a provision in them to the effect that the Waiver doctrine does not apply. In fact, it's not just EULAs, but almost all contracts that have No Waiver provisions. Here's a sample No Waiver provision:

      No waiver of any right under this Agreement shall be deemed effective unless contained in writing signed by a duly authorized representative of the party against whom the waiver is to be asserted, and no waiver of any past or present right arising from any breach or failure to perform shall be deemed to be a waiver of any future rights arising out of this Agreement.
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    4. Re:Selective Enforcement? by underwhelm · · Score: 3, Informative
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    5. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The legal term is desuetude (sp?). In fact, desuetude is a perfectly legal defense. In my home state of MA, it's explicitly against the law to eat peanuts in church. However, the law is not enforcable since people have been eating peanuts in church for decades with impunity. Just jast week I saw a kid munching goobers in the hall.

    6. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How are all EULAs morally wrong? If I want to sell software on a per-machine basis, I can make you agree either in a paper contract or a EULA that you'll only install it on one machine. If you were to abolish the EULA, I as a developer, would refuse to grant you license to use the software unless you were to sign a paper contract. Or I could do something draconian like build in enforcement of 1 pc into my software. Most contracts and EULAs have an important thing in them. The company selling you the stuff owns the software. You own the CD. They merely are selling you the right to use the software under certain conditions. In principal, this is a reasonable thing to do and not immoral at all.


      Two things brought up are immoral. The first is unreasonable contracts that realistically are rarely read. Unreasonable contracts can be thrown out in court. Also, using unreasonable contracts to harrass people is also slimy. These techniques are underhandy, slimy, mean and hard to defend.

      The other thing is say things like, "X is immoral" or evil or the bane of the free world without supporting it. That's just slinging trash around. The only arguement I can see that all EULAs are immoral is that software should be Free etc etc. That one is still up for debate.


      Basically though, a good EULA is like any other good contract. It clarifies the intent behind the sale and lays down what each party should expect from the other. It lets the user know that if the software blows up the computer, the company selling it won't help. Not helping might be bad, but at least there is acknowledgement of what behavior is expected. At the same time, the end user agrees not to try to burn 50 copies and sell them on the open market.


      Bad EULAs can be used to underhandedly impose the will of a company on the user. A good one clarifies what is expected of the parties. Good ones are not morally wrong. It's sloppy to say that EULAs are morally wrong in general.

    7. Re:Selective Enforcement? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      Of course, most or all EULAs have a provision in them to the effect that the Waiver doctrine does not apply.

      Very interesting. Has this clause ever held up in court? And what happens if they waiver the waiver clause?

    8. Re:Selective Enforcement? by photon317 · · Score: 2

      EULAs *are* immoral. Proprietary software *is* immoral. If you're giong to make a proprietary binary software and sell it to me, I would feel much less wronged if you actually sold me the binary, instead of a license to use as you see fit.

      I feel no need to back up my "EULAs are immoral statement", and it's not sloppy of me to just throw it out there. To back it up one merely has to reference numerous papers published in the free software community. Basic knowledge of the premises of these papers is required reading for participating in a slashdot discussion on software licensing, so it's reasonable for me to make a simple statement of which side of the fence I'm on and assume you know why.

      If you really need pointers, start with a look around gnu.org, lpf.ai.mit.edu, osi, www.tuxedo.org/~esr, etc...

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    9. Re:Selective Enforcement? by jcouvret · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A similar legal principle exists in regard to tresspassing. If a certain section of private land is continually traveled on without permission of the owner, but the owner does not actively attempt to stop the travel on his land for a certain period of time, that section of land becomes a public easement for travel. This applies to such sports as mountain biking, where cyclists continually ride on private land, and if the owner of that land does not actively restrict that travel, it becomes a public trail.

    10. Re:Selective Enforcement? by CmdrSam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there's a problem with your argument -- EULAs are contracts that are applied after the product has already been bought. How can the sale be limited by conditions applied after the consumer has already upheld their side (i.e., paid for the software)? You certainly can't do this with contracts over physical objects...if I buy a bottle of shampoo from Target, they can't step in after I've paid for it and received it and say "and now, you have to agree only to use this shampoo on the left side of your head, or you can't use it at all." Why is software different?

      --Sam L-L

    11. Re:Selective Enforcement? by nmos · · Score: 1

      " How are all EULAs morally wrong? "

      They are morally wrong because they add restrictions (ie decrease value) that were not apparent at the time of sale. This is little different than selling someone a car and then swapping out the good battery, tires, etc. before they come to pick it up and it's WRONG.

      Now before you say "you couldn't use the sofware anyways without a license", that's not true. Copyright law covers COPYING. Barring any other agreement, usage is NOT restricted by copyright law and copies required in order to use the software (copying to your hard drive for example) ARE allowed.

      "If I want to sell software on a per-machine basis, I can make you agree either in a paper contract or a EULA that you'll only install it on one machine."

      Fine then put that on the box where I can see it BEFORE I hand over my money.

      "Unreasonable contracts can be thrown out in court."

      To me "Unreasonable" is changing the terms of a contract after the sale is complete. The problem is that "Unreasonable" seems to get defined by the courts as "standard industry practice" In effect every time you click "Accept" on some heavy handed EULA you are expanding what is considered reasonable.

    12. Re:Selective Enforcement? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Okay. Next time you get a ticket, as the cop why he picked YOU out of the 50 (or so) people speeding with you. There is your answer.

      Actually, that's a valid defense in California. The General Speed Law states that you can't drive at an unsafe speed, and if everyone else is going 70 in a 50 mile zone, you can get a ticket for only going 55. But if the fastest car is going 71, then he can be ticketed. Then, since he's been slowed, the next fastest...

      But they never bother. Only the outriggers get the tickets. If you go at the general speed of the traffic, you are both legal and safe, no matter what the posted speed is. ... Unless you're the only car on the road, of course. Or one of a very few.

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    13. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 2

      So this would all be good if software manufacturers had a flap on their box which contained the EULA?

    14. Re:Selective Enforcement? by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Frankly, yes. Then you KNOW what the terms are. I can then compare products based on license terms as well as features. In downloaded software, you also need to have the right to review the terms before you pay for the software.

      In another /. story, we cave the case of the EULA being abused by a file swapping service that allows them to run arbitrary software on your computer and disable your anti-spyware software. While this software is free, it abusive to the consumer and morally repugnant.

    15. Re:Selective Enforcement? by mpe · · Score: 2

      If I want to sell software on a per-machine basis, I can make you agree either in a paper contract or a EULA that you'll only install it on one machine. If you were to abolish the EULA, I as a developer, would refuse to grant you license to use the software unless you were to sign a paper contract.

      Which is find, because then people can actually negotaite with you.Basically though, a good EULA is like any other good contract.

      No it isn't, since you arn't letting one party even know what is in it, let alone negotiate it before they buy.

      It clarifies the intent behind the sale

      Sales don't need any clarification, they involve implied contracts which have been refined over thousands of years.

      At the same time, the end user agrees not to try to burn 50 copies and sell them on the open market.

      There is no need for any special EULA here. Bog standard copyright law applies...

    16. Re:Selective Enforcement? by mpe · · Score: 2

      In another /. story, we cave the case of the EULA being abused by a file swapping service that allows them to run arbitrary software on your computer and disable your anti-spyware software. While this software is free, it abusive to the consumer and morally repugnant.

      Except that by doing this the software is no longer "free" (as in no charge to the end user) since it then uses a portion of their computer and bandwidth.

    17. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 2

      Right, I agree that when there's something nasty and unexpected in there, like removing ad-aware, they are wrong. I feel that most really just afirm what you would expect the deal to be and just clarify the matter before you make a final commitment (installing). There should always be a mechanism to not accept and get a refund. In regards to downloads, some do it the right way. You have to click through the EULA before getting to the download page.

  18. A more generic solution by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Do somthing like a findwindowa looking for windows with the title Agree , or I Agree and send a wm_click. You could then honestly say you didn't click anything.

    A rozor blade is good for removing security (if you break this then a EULA applies/ your warenty is void) stickers.

    All of this may violate the DMCA, in that copy protection (the EULA) is removed/by passed.

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    1. Re:A more generic solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Press Tab then enter?
      You havent clicked it.

      Cya

  19. Hack done 10 years ago : "No More Lawyers 1.0"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Old old accomplishment.

    That hack to remove EULA by circumventing the display of the legal dialog in an installer was done at a special annual event called MacHack 10 years ago where 300 top gun systems programmers write hilarious hacks (or finish them) in a 3 day 24 hour marathon conference in michigan.

    It was called "No More Lawyers 1.0" and was simple but effective on the standard installers for the mac at the time and got a lot of cheers.

    The key note STARTS at midnight some years. The first one was by Mitch Kapor in ancient times, recent years had Steve Wozniak. Tubs of Jolt Cola were usually plentiful.

    thousands of revolutionary systems hacks were debuted at MacHack.

    1. Re:Hack done 10 years ago : "No More Lawyers 1.0"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now thats an anachronistic oxymoron if I ever heard
      of one.
      MacHack --gallery of whiners eating cheese
      manchac- street in austin tx. miss my whataburger
      MackAttack- when semis run over small cars
      MacTac- small minty hamburgers used on those special
      evenings when you gotta get some tang.
      Tic Mac toh- outdated version of a timeless game

    2. Re:Hack done 10 years ago : "No More Lawyers 1.0"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. ass raping penix muncher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats what cowboy neal is

  21. Remember, EULA contents are not always enforceable by codeguy007 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember this is like a rental agreement. The agreement will claim all kinds of stuff that it can enforce. This is to encourage people who actually read them to forego certain rights.

    I remember I worked for an Apartment building that would put in it's contract that cats are not allowed. Yet legally in that community, they can't enforce that. No Dogs yes but you can't prevent them from getting a cat even if they signed the rental agreement because that clause in the agreement isn't legally enforceable.

    Microsoft does the same thing with their software. The put in stuff they can't enforce just to scare people into compliance.

  22. Personal Computing Policies? by moldar · · Score: 1

    Would it still be a potential DMCA violation if you had your own personal computing policy that automatically deletes files that pass the "isEULA" test? Could one say that they didn't try to delete the file and that some background process did it for them?

    Seems that with computers being privately owned property the user should be able to define (and enforce) policies about what types of files are on their machine.

    Certainly someone who runs software that scours their hard drive for temporary files is in the right to delete those. Could the same be said about this?

    1. Re:Personal Computing Policies? by tps12 · · Score: 2
      I think this is the best path to follow. Another easy solution would be to modify your windowing system such that any button with the title "I agree" would be displayed as "I disagree". Note that this does not modify the original program: the program has simply requested that something be drawn by the windowing system, which really can do whatever it wants with that request.

      Of course, said modifications would likely violate MS's EULA, but maybe you could get around this by running the software through a modified Wine over cygwin.

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    2. Re:Personal Computing Policies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why MS have anything to do with it. You've changed your computing environment by adding an extra resident program, just like your USB driver or your Real toolbar icon. It's not part of the OS, it's just part of the system.

      Most licenses explicitly state that the user and the company acknowledge that software cannot be guaranteed to work normally on every possible computer configuration. All you are doing is creating a computer configuration in which one particular bit of the software doesn't work (the license confirmation). The company knew you could do that, they even put the wording about no software being guaranteed in the license, and then chose to validate the license with software: clearly they've chosen that it won't always work.

    3. Re:Personal Computing Policies? by tps12 · · Score: 2

      That's what I was trying to get at. I was just drawing a distinction (one I think MS would agree with) between changing my environment without touching the Windows libraries and executables vs. using a debugger or so to modify Windows to suit my purposes. One would (I think) comply with MS's EULA while the other would not.

      Of course the whole thing is silly...there's nothing inherently different in actuality between the two approaches. These are all technicalities. Someone could design a filesystem, where each byte is a seperate "file." A compatability layer would map this to a FAT32 virtual filesystem. Then when you want to modify any program, you just edit at the byte (file) level, replacing old files with your own. AFAIK, this is technically feasible and perfectly legal, and also completely gets around an EULA that prohibits modification.

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  23. Re:DCMA....Uhh...NO by rdelsambuco · · Score: 1
    Well,

    you bring up an interesting "idea", but I hate to inform you that the DCMA does not cover EULAs or their application thereof. Please refer to sections 57 and 59 if you have questions about this.

    Far from "hurting" us, this is a tactic that can only garner power for the computer user.

    Ta.

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  24. What's interesting by GSloop · · Score: 5, Informative

    about this, is that the SW companies want to treat the EULA like a contract. But there's no negotiation. The power of the parties is vastly different. Take it or leave it contracts often don't stand.

    I'm obviously not a lawyer, but these are points that have come out in court, when contracts are challanged.

    What's so interesting about this, is that it gives the user a chance at negotiation. Sure, it's a farce, but so is the "contract" the EULA tries to put in place. (There's no consideration - you bought the software - money for package - there's the consideration. Now, you must click the EULA too? There's no consideration (transfer of something valuable) happening then, so no contract can ensue.

    So changing the contract to something else isn't any more crack-pipe'ish then the usual EULA.

    Lastly, have you ever read any of those EULA's? I'd bet that 10 lawyers would come up with 10 significantly different interpretations of the "contract." That doesn't even take into account what the courts might do. So, reading your own EULA is almost futile, and who can afford to get an expert legal opinion on 10+ pages of legaleese for every software product they buy.

    EULA's need to get challenged in court, and struck. UCITA needs to die an ugly and nasty death. With UCITA, EULA's will have the real power of law, not just a sham that the SW companies want you to believe.

    Make sure you discuss UCITA with your STATE representatives. UCITA has to pass in your state for it to make it into UCC. You might even consider working to pass laws that provide protections against vendors who are (or will be) in UCITA states.

    Cheers!

    1. Re:What's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another way to look at this is if I buy a piece of software, take it home, and somehow install and use it without agreeing to the EULA, what actual law am I breaking? The only thing I can think of is maybe the DMCA, but even that makes exceptions for legal things like reverse engineering.

      Software companies can say it's a license not a sale all they want, but that doesn't make it true. The law decides what constitutes a sale and what doesn't, and repeatedly, the courts have said that if it looks like a sale it is one.

      If simply using any copyrighted work is illegal even after obtaining it legitimately, then reading books or listening to CDs is inherently illegal unless you explicitly went to the manufacturer and begged for further permission to do so first. So is letting anyone but the person who clicked "I Agree" use your computer.

      Remember that we buy a lot more software than just those pretty boxes at Best Buy. Look at your microwave for example. It probably contains some copyrighted software code in a controller chip somewhere. Guess you need to accept a license to run it, huh? Suppose that EULA also says you can only pop a certain brand
      of popcorn in it. Or that it may not be plugged into the same electrical system as appliances of a different brand. Or any number of other things that have absolutely nothing to do with unauthorized distribution of that software code.

      Now repeat for everything in your possession that might potentially affected by a copyright (or patent for good measure). Congratulations, you've single-handedly killed the entire notion of private property ownership! All to protect against something that's already illegal!

      The license issue isn't physical property vs. intellectual property--other copyrighted works are sold every day without handing the purchaser full distribution rights. The question to ask is why is software special compared to even books and CDs?

    2. Re:What's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (There's no consideration - you bought the software - money for package - there's the consideration. Now, you must click the EULA too? There's no consideration (transfer of something valuable) happening then, so no contract can ensue.

      You may have a point here. In other words, the EULA preamble should read:

      "Thank you for purchasing our product. Now hear our proposal: We will send you $10 if you accept this EULA. If you don't accept, then by law your rights revert to ordinary copyright. Think about it."

      Sounds great because you can just refuse $10 and not be bound by the EULA. But note that they could raise the retail price of Office XP to $900, announcing a $450 rebate offer in the box if you accept the EULA. So, how much are *you* willing to lose to sidestep the EULA?

    3. Re:What's interesting by Fizyx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take it or leave it contracts often don't stand.

      IANAL either, but I did take some contract law in business school. As I recall, the precedents (upon which a lot of contract law works in US, Canada, UK, etc.) are that what you call take-it-or-leave-contracts DO stand, if the notice is well posted. E.g., the liability waiver on amusement park tickets, parking lot signs, airplane tickets (the latter usually for loss of luggage, not loss of life). If you don't agree to the terms, your only choice is not to do business with them: altering the contract, such as blue-lining the parking lot sign, won't get you anywhere.

    4. Re:What's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't bother me. I never pay for MS software anyway.

    5. Re:What's interesting by Artagel · · Score: 2

      It is important to fight against the passage of UCITA. Even under the old UCC, shrink-wrap licenses have been held by some courts to be fine. Presumably, the analysis would be much the same for click wrap. See ProCD v. Zeidenburg. A decision that is not without controversy, but still a warning to ignoring your EULA. In general, it is bad to be dragged into court when you look like a thief, as the case shows.

    6. Re:What's interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Thank you for purchasing our product. Now hear our proposal: We will send you $10 if you accept this EULA. If you don't accept, then by law your rights revert to ordinary copyright. Think about it."

      Sounds great because you can just refuse $10 and not be bound by the EULA. But note that they could raise the retail price of Office XP to $900, announcing a $450 rebate offer in the box if you accept the EULA. So, how much are *you* willing to lose to sidestep the EULA?

      This is kinda scary. I imagine that one day soon we'll see software prices rise with by $x just so they can offer an $x refund to each person who buys their crapware.

    7. Re:What's interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      But note that they could raise the retail price of Office XP to $900, announcing a $450 rebate offer in the box if you accept the EULA.

      There's a simple reason that they won't do that. They know EULA's aren't enforcible. They don't have any intention of persuing the average consumer in court. The purpose of the EULA is to scare people. Not just to scare the consumer into complying, but also to scare companies like EBay into forcing compliance.

      EULAs cannot take away your right to use the software you buy. They cannot take away your right to first sale. Almost every term in the average EULA is completely unenforcible, and the remaining terms affect things that the average consumer is never going to do.

    8. Re:What's interesting by Andy_R · · Score: 2

      There is 'negotiation'. I cross out all the terms I don't agree with, and the click to agree to what is left, just as I would do with a written contract.

      This is of course legally fairly questionable, but only as questionable as the whole EULA concept of 'you know that thing you just bought? well you didn't actually buy it...'

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    9. Re:What's interesting by hal200 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the point is that when you see those signs, you have the CHOICE not to do business with the company if you disagree with the posted conditions.

      In the case of an EULA, you don't have that choice. You've already paid for the software. The decision has already been made, and the transaction has already been completed.

      IIRC, (and IANAL) unless they have a contract with the software company explicitly stating so, the retailer from whom you purchased your software has absolutely no legal obligation accept your return simply because you disagree with the EULA.

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    10. Re:What's interesting by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      So if you buy the software, disagree with the EULA, and are unable to return it, does that mean that the EULA is invalid?
      If they (the royal they, in this case) are unable to hold up their side of the bargain, the contract is invalid, right? They broke it, so what you do from there on out that may be covered by it is immaterial. The EULA has been broken and no longer carries force of law.
      If I give a property management agency a security deposit for a house, then they have me sign the lease, but I don't accept the terms of the lease,
      1) I should be able to get my money back, and if not,
      2) If I can't get my money back, I'm not bound by the terms of the EULA/lease/contract.

      Since I don't agree with the EULA, and can't return the software as the EULA states, where does that leave me? I own a legal copy of the software, so I should be able to use this program, accept the "EULA" that's not the original one, and use the software, no?

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    11. Re:What's interesting by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
      There is 'negotiation'. I cross out all the terms I don't agree with, and the click to agree to what is left, just as I would do with a written contract.

      So this script would at least save you erasing all the ink off the monitor... ;)

  25. Don't try this at home. by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This tactic seems to me to be about as likely to stand up in court as if you poured white-out all over your lease/mortgage/deed restriction before signing it and returning it, then decide to paint your apartment/house lavender, with little yellow polka-dots.

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    1. Re:Don't try this at home. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      You could do that if you wanted to, and if the mortgage etc.. company didn't turn down your revised contract then they would be obliged by it. Just because someone give you a piece of paper to sign dosn't mean that you can't make your ammendments to it before signing(so long as you inform them)

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    2. Re:Don't try this at home. by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Umm, it is perfectly acceptable and legal to change a purchase agreement before signing it. If they also sign it, your changes are then a part of the contract...

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    3. Re:Don't try this at home. by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

      The point being that the software vendor does not agree to the change.

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    4. Re:Don't try this at home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of EULAs being that you have already agreed to the change :)

      This EULA is just as enforceable as any other... that is to say, "not very" :)

    5. Re:Don't try this at home. by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      ummm.
      NO
      the contract would then be void since it differed from the one the originator signed.
      This is the whole problem. Contract law should apply to EULA, cause thats what it is. And if it did, no EULA would stand.

      Read other posts...the gas cap one is a perfect example. The software was already BOUGHT and PAID for. I cant sell you a car...sign it over, then force a contract on you.

    6. Re:Don't try this at home. by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      The software has no more or fewer rights than I do. I am no more under any obligation to accept their terms after a sale than they are to accept mine. They might really want to have the terms of their agreement apply to me, but I paid my money without agreeing to anything.

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  26. Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law.
    This is very dangerous and misleading! There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy, and so you are not reading section 117 correctly. I know, it sounds wrong. I know, it sounds illogical. But that's the law. There's no gimmick, no magic.

    See, for example, the comments about the MAI Systems decsion in this paper:

    Title III was proposed in response to the decision in MAI Systems Corp. v. Peak Computer, Inc.53 MAI involved the limitation on the exclusive rights in computer programs contained in 17 U.S.C. 117, which allows the "owner" of a program to load the program into the machine's random access memory, or "RAM." In MAI, an independent service organization (ISO) serviced a computer which used software licensed to, but not owned by, the customer. The court held that the ISO infringed the copyright in the program by loading the copyrighted software into the RAM of the customer's computer, thereby making a "reproduction" of the copy under 17 U.S.C. - 106. The MAI court ruled that Section 117 only exempted "owners" of software and not "licensees." Title III amends Section 117 to effectively overrule MAI by allowing the owner or lessee of a machine to make or authorize the making of a copy of a computer program under certain conditions for the purpose of repair or maintenance of the computer hardware.

    Specifically, the making of the copy is allowed (1) if the copy is made "solely by virtue of the activation of a machine that lawfully contains an authorized copy of the computer program, for purposes only of maintenance or repair of that machine," (2) if the new copy is used for no other purpose and is destroyed upon completion of the maintenance or repair, and (3) if "any computer program ... that is not necessary for that machine to be activated ... is not accessed or used other than to make such new copy by virtue of the activation of the machine." Significantly, the exception applies only to RAM copies made during the course of hardware maintenance, not software maintenance.

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    1. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy

      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copyright, but the owner of the copy.

      See, for example, the comments about the MAI Systems decsion

      Huh? "Title III amends Section 117 of the Copyright Act to ensure that independent service organizations do not inadvertently become liable for copyright infringement merely because they have turned on a computer in order to service its hardware components." The whole point of Title III of the DMCA is to avoid that decision in the future.

    2. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copy\right, but the owner of the copy.
      That's where things get very weird, with the MAI Systems Corp. v. Peak Computer decision. The whole part of the DMCA (Title III) was to overturn that law, but only in the context of hardware maintenance. But it shows that there is law considering that running a program without licence is considered copyright infringement.

      The poster has the idea "I own this copy. Therefore, I can run the program, except the EULA takes away my rights in it. So ha-ha-ha, hack-out the EULA, and I keep all my rights". The flaw in this may be that the very understandable chain of reasoning, is wrong. That is, the situation may be that you own the disk, but not the right to run the program, unless you agree to the EULA.

      I don't like this. But ignoring it won't make it go away.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    3. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      That's where things get very weird, with the MAI Systems Corp. v. Peak Computer decision. The whole part of the DMCA (Title III) was to overturn that law, but only in the context of hardware maintenance.

      That's because the law already applied to consumers. The reason the old Title 117 didn't apply to hardware maintenance was because the person fixing your computer was not the owner of the copy.

      But it shows that there is law considering that running a program without licence is considered copyright infringement.

      Running a program without a license is copying, because you are copying the copyrighted instructions into ram.

      The poster has the idea "I own this copy. Therefore, I can run the program, except the EULA takes away my rights in it. So ha-ha-ha, hack-out the EULA, and I keep all my rights".

      That was likely made illegal by the DMCA, but pre-DMCA, it was perfectly legal. So was hacking shareware and using serial numbers found on the internet.

      That is, the situation may be that you own the disk, but not the right to run the program, unless you agree to the EULA.

      What then does section 117 mean?

      I don't like this. But ignoring it won't make it go away.

      Actually in this case ignoring it will make it go away. Even if EULAs are legally binding, software companies aren't going to go after the little guy who's not hurting anyone anyway.

    4. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copyright, but the owner of the copy.

      Wrong. You own the license, not the copy.

      Ahem, and I quote:


      19. The Product is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws and treaties. Microsoft or its suppliers own the title, copyright, and other intellectual property rights in the Product. The Product is licensed, not sold.


      Catch that last sentence?

      Also, to the original article poster: whatever your twisted interpretation of EULAs are, it's flat out wrong wrong wrong. Here, this is straight out of the WinXP EULA:

      YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

      If you don't agree... you can't just simply remove the EULA and say you don't agree -- you're still in violation!!! It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"

    5. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by mjh · · Score: 4, Informative
      This is very dangerous and misleading! There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy, and so you are not reading section 117 correctly. I know, it sounds wrong. I know, it sounds illogical. But that's the law. There's no gimmick, no magic.

      What about this, which is a court finding that says that despite the EULA, the exchange of money for software is a sale. From the article in question:

      "The Court understands fully why licensing has many advantages for software publishers. However, this preference does not alter the Court's analysis that the substance of the transaction at issue here is a sale and not a license," Judge Pregerson writes. If you put your money down and walked away with a CD, you bought that copy, EULA or no EULA.

      Here's a link to the full text of the decision.

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    6. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 1
      What then does section 117 mean?
      This is the problem. If you don't own the copy, but only the disk, then it seems that section 117 has been legal-hacked. It's obvious that it would make sense that you own the copy of the program. But then, the whole system seems to be built on the idea that you don't own a copy of the program, merely "license" the right to run the program. If you can get away with ignoring the EULA because you're too small-fry, then the strip-EULA program is irrelevant anyway.

      But I've seen enough legal debate over whether you actually do own the copy, that I think the poster is treading onto very dangerous ground if he or she believes he's unarguably correct.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    7. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by snkline · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the parking sign is based on a city ordinance, A LAW! A EULA is not a law. The use DID buy the software, it was SOLD to them at the store. It is the EULA which trys to remove that distinction. Remove it and you should still have normal rights to use it under Copyright law. Of course, I still think the DMCA applies in this case, as stupid as it is. This program would be considered as illegal as DeCSS.

    8. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, wait a sec. To quote from the WinXP EULA:

      IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

      If the vendor refuses to accept the return, is it not the case that Microsoft stands in violation of the contract?

    9. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      Note the part of that article:
      It helped that Softman hadn't even had to click a clickwrap
      An interesting aspect is that the defendants never ran the software. So this doesn't involve the copyright issues.

      It may happen that the whole licensed-not-sold idea gets thrown out, eventually. I'd be in favor of it. But the situation is just not as trivial as the poster of the EULAcide program would have it.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    10. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The argument you're making is in fact the entire point: just because Microsoft printed words in their EULA, that doesn't mean they are a binding legal contract.

      I consider EULA's to be simply a promise by the software vendor: we promise not to sue you if you do this and this, etc. That does not automatically mean they are morally or legally right, or that they would win such a lawsuit.

      That's all that makes EULA's "binding": the threat of being sued. The software companies know that their power is tenuous here, and hope for legislation like UCITA that really makes it binding. ANY company would love to be able to dictate exactly what you could do with their product, so they could bill you for the different "privileges" of doing different things with the product.

      Imagine if Ford said that by displaying the Ford trademarked logo in public, including on your car, you agree to a "Ford logo license", which says you can only drive 35mph or slower. For $1 per mph over 35, you can earn the privilege of driving over 35mph. Whenever Ford needed more income, they could just adjust the fees and cutoffs (be sure to check ford.com weekly for license updates) until they maximized profit. Whenever that didn't work, they could just send in the "Ford license enforcers" with speed guns, because somebody somewhere is probably violating the license. And if you don't keep accurate records of your speed, they offer you a settlement in compromise, just like the friendly folks at the BSA!

      EULAs give software vendors too much power. The best thing to do is use Free/Open Source software, next best thing is to ignore the EULAs.

    11. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      This is the problem. If you don't own the copy, but only the disk, then it seems that section 117 has been legal-hacked.

      The disk contains the copy of the software.

      It's obvious that it would make sense that you own the copy of the program. But then, the whole system seems to be built on the idea that you don't own a copy of the program, merely "license" the right to run the program.

      No. The EULA may be built on that idea, but the law is not. When I buy a CD from a store, I am buying a physical object, which I then own. On that physical object is a physical copy of software. I own that physical copy of that software. The EULA may say otherwise, but the EULA is wrong.

      If you can get away with ignoring the EULA because you're too small-fry, then the strip-EULA program is irrelevant anyway.

      I agree with you there. This strip-EULA program is completely irrelevant. In fact, using it may subject you to the DMCA, copyright infringement for creating an unauthorized derivitive work, etc.

      But I've seen enough legal debate over whether you actually do own the copy, that I think the poster is treading onto very dangerous ground if he or she believes he's unarguably correct.

      It's arguable, but my own personal opinion is that EULAs are completely non-binding if all you do is use the software. And since I'm now stepping into the world of opinions, I should state that IANAL and this is not legal advice.

      By the way, whether or not you own the copy is based on state law, not federal law, so that's part of the reason you're going to see so many varying legal opinions. Copyright law is federal, but contract law and most commerce law is state.

    12. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by bnenning · · Score: 2
      The Product is licensed, not sold.


      Because Microsoft says something does not make it true. See the recent Adobe bundling case, where the ruling was that if it looks like a sale, it's a sale.


      It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"


      Do you own the "No Parking" sign? Probably not, so you're guilty of vandalism at a minimum. On the other hand, you do own the *copy* of the software.

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    13. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Catch that last sentence?

      Just because it's written in a Microsoft EULA doesn't mean it's the law. I challenge you to find a legal opinion backing up your claim that I do not own the physical copy of software which I bought.

      It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"

      It's not illegal to park in a certain place because of the sign. It's illegal to park there because the county parking authority passed a rule stating that it's illegal to park there, and the legislature passed a law saying you have to listen to the county parking authority.

    14. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      No you don't BUY software. You BUY a license and a copy of the media. The EULA is not a law but is protected by law:

      17. APPLICABLE LAW. If you acquired this Product in the United States, this EULA is governed by the laws of the State of Washington. If you acquired this Product in Canada, unless expressly prohibited by local law, this EULA is governed by the laws in force in the Province of Ontario, Canada; and, in respect of any dispute which may arise hereunder, you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal and provincial courts sitting in Toronto, Ontario. If this Product was acquired outside the United States, then local law may apply.

    15. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Arandir · · Score: 2

      That is, the situation may be that you own the disk, but not the right to run the program, unless you agree to the EULA.

      Where does it say this in 17 USC 117? I don't care what the EULA says, I care what the law says. And I can't find what you're referring to.

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    16. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by rossz · · Score: 2

      Except I own my copy of the software, unless I agree to the EULA which changes my ownership to licensee. I don't accept the EULA, so I don't accept the change of terms. I own it. I can do whatever the hell I want with it.

      The only thing that will change this is my signature on a properly negotiated contract.

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    17. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem, and I quote:

      [...]

      The Product is licensed, not sold.


      The funny thing about that is that the only thing that says that is the EULA itself.

      I have a receipt from the store, which says *clear as day* SOLD TO and then my name.

      Catch that last sentence?

    18. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by nmos · · Score: 1

      Sec. 117. - Limitations on exclusive rights: Computer programs

      (a) Making of Additional Copy or Adaptation by Owner of Copy. -

      Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided:

      (1)

      that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner, or

      (2)

      that such new copy or adaptation is for archival purposes only and that all archival copies are destroyed in the event that continued possession of the computer program should cease to be rightful.


    19. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      You are just flat-out wrong. By purchasing a piece of software, you are bound by the exact same laws that govern the purchase of a book. Unless you sign some agreement before you purchase the software that restricts you in some way, you are free to use it in any way that copyright law allows. It really doesn't matter what the EULA says.

      Print it out and use it as toilet paper - at least then it would be useful for *something*.

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    20. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      Imagine if Ford said that by displaying the Ford trademarked logo in public, including on your car, you agree to a "Ford logo license", which says you can only drive 35mph or slower. For $1 per mph over 35, you can earn the privilege of driving over 35mph.

      Considering what people usually say to drivers in front of them on the freeway going less than 50 mph, I hardly think that would be a good way of building positive brand recognition.

    21. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by tpv · · Score: 1
      What about the installer?

      Do I own my copy of that?

      Your argument implies that you do not have the right to run software until you enter into an agreement with the copyright-holder. [*]

      That would imply that I can never run the installer, because there is no "installer-agreement" that I can enter into.
      Ad, if a CD has "autorun" features, and you have them enabled on your OS, then what happens? You didn't even choose to run the program, you entered it into the drive to examine the content of the media your purchased.

      If I have the right to run the installer, and I never accept any agreement which reduces my rights, then the implication is that I have the right to run the software that is installed by the installer.

      Obviously people have some set of rights to software on media they have purchased. The existence of the installer proves that.

      And...

      YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE
      There we go.
      "Purchase&quot.
      It is a sale of some form - what you purchased is not specified, but there was a purchase involved.
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    22. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      If I have the right to run the installer, and I never accept any agreement which reduces my rights, then the implication is that I have the right to run the software that is installed by the installer.

      Uh, no, that is soooo twisting the truth to fit what you think is right. The installer and what is installed are two distinct pieces of software. The installer doesn't require you to accept a EULA to use it... under your argument, you have to agree to a EULA before you use ANY software. Remember, installer != software installed.

    23. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't work that way. All the text you've highlighted is *PART OF THE EULA*. If you reject the EULA, you reject all the highlighted text as well and aren't bound by it.

      You can't put anything in an agreement that says 'if you don't agree to this, then...' because if you don't agree, the agreement gets shredded, and the 'if you don't agree...' statement goes with it. E qually you can't put anything in an agreement that says 'if you do X you must agree to this' because if you haven't agreed to it yet, nothing in the agreement has any force.

    24. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by hyphz · · Score: 1

      You missed his point.

      Consider this in light of the argument that 'you must have an EULA to use software because you have to make a copy in RAM which would break copyright otherwise'. Ergo if you don't sign an EULA for the installer, you break copyright by running it (if this argument is upheld). The company can't just say 'well, you have permission to run the installer' because that giving of permission is what an EULA is for.

      Also, some programs only show their licenses after they're installed, meaning that the entire program has already passed through RAM as part of the installation/decompression process. Also, that proposition squashes use of the DMCA to protest at removing the license statement because a copy of the software can be made in RAM by arbitarily reading sectors off the CD without running any of the software on the disk.

      It's annoying especially. I read a bunch of EULAs and the vast majority actually make it impossible for you to install the software. (Eg, many say you may maintain one copy on one machine, and say that it is on a machine if it is stored on media including hard disk **and CDROM**. Problem.. during installation, it is on both the hard disk and the CDROM of the machine, and therefore by their definition you have two copies on that machine and broke the EULA.)

    25. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by tpv · · Score: 1
      Uh, no, that is soooo twisting the truth to fit what you think is right.

      Not really, because I don't think this script is "right" - I just think that your argument about EULAs doesn't hold.
      My understanding is that you are aruging that there are legal requirements that are not stated in any law, but are to be assumed by the user.

      AFAICT, your argument is this:

      • If software requires a EULA, then you must accept that EULA to use it. Any use by those who have not accepted the EULA is illegal. [1]
      • If the software does not require a EULA, then it is legal to use it, although the terms of use may still be restricted [2]
      • In the case that the software does not require a EULA (eg installers) there may still be licencing terms associated with the output of that software - i.e.some uses of the software will still be convered by a EULA.
      • Users are expected to be able to determine when a piece of software does/doesn't require a EULA, even if that information is not presented to them.
      The last point simply cannot be true. You cannot legally expect users to be able to determine which pieces of software require a EULA.
      One of three things must be the case:
      1. All software requires a EULA
      2. No software requires a EULA.
      3. There are two classes of software. Those that require a EULA and those that don't. The classification of each piece of software must be made clear to each purchaser. Depending on juristriction, it may be required that such classification be known clearly and explicitly at time of purchase.
      Now, I think that your arguing for point 3, but nowhere on any software that I recall, has it made any distinction as to what my rights are to the installer, compared to my rights to the program proper.

      If I never see a EULA for the program, then am I allowed to assume there is none?
      It appears that I am, since the lack of a EULA on the installer seemingly implies that I am free to use that piece of software.

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      1. I'm entirely unsure how this applies to public libraries, schools/universities, internet cafes, work places and the like. The person using the software has never agreed to the EULA. Is there use of the software illegal? If so, then who is at fault? The person who installed it, or the user? In either case, why then does MS happily sell software to schools for use by the students?

      2. You didn't explicitly state that last point, but I assume it is true, since in your scenario, xtracting the software from the installer, without clicking on "I agree" should be illegal.

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  27. Contract law... by GLX · · Score: 1

    You're also violating contract law... Chances are somewhere on the package or CD it informs you that you agree to accept the EULA...

    It's akin to paying someone for a car and driving it off the lot without all the paperwork signed.

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    1. Re:Contract law... by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      "It's akin to paying someone for a car and driving it off the lot without all the paperwork signed."

      Paperwork for what? I give you money, you give me car, thank you, bye..

    2. Re:Contract law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how I bought my last car. $1200 for used toyota, Julio's used cars couldn't seem to find the folder in the filing cabinent, so I just left and drove to the county office to wait in line for 90 minutes to get it re-titled, seemed faster.

      As long as you paid, what's the problem ? Sure the stupid meskin was screaming and yelling as I drove off, but it's not like I stole it.

    3. Re:Contract law... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Only one thing: the car dealer won't give you the car until after the paperwork's complete and you've given him the payment. With software they're taking your money and giving you the software, completing the transaction, and then requiring you to agree to new terms to use the software you've just bought. That's equivalent to the dealer taking your money, turning over the car, then when you go to get in finding a notice on the door saying that to drive your car you have to agree to drive the dealer anywhere he wants to go for the next year, at your expense. Any court would throw that out in a heartbeat, but software companies expect the equivalent to be upheld.

    4. Re:Contract law... by nagora · · Score: 2
      You're also violating contract law.

      Don't talk shite. If it's a contract, where's your signiture? Or that of the vendor?

      EULA's are just a pile of FUD, for a start it's not legally a licence since there is no term or renewal requirements in most cases.

      It simply is not possible to enter into a contract with a machine, which is what these useless bits of crap ask you to do.

      It's akin to paying someone for a car and driving it off the lot without all the paperwork signed.

      No, its akin to someone fully paying for a car and refusing to sign a form agreeing to give the seller their firstborn child. It's not a legal requirement for purchase and it's not legally binding even if they did sign it.

      TWW

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    5. Re:Contract law... by GLX · · Score: 1

      In many states a verbal contract is just as binding as a signed one... I'm sure some screwy lawyer somewhere would be able to apply that to, say, a credit card purchase?

      Especially since most software warns of licensing agreements somewhere on the outside of the package (Win2K, for one).

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    6. Re:Contract law... by GLX · · Score: 1

      You give me proof of insurance and proof of a current drivers license, I have you sign the title and registration...

      This is in a legit car sale, just the same as the topic is discussing a legit software sale.

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    7. Re:Contract law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The script is intended to deal only with click-through agreements. Other types of post-sale use restrictions already have their own workarounds already. For what it's worth though, none of the software I have bought lately has had anything on the packaging or around the CD mentioning a license. I've checked very carefully and can't find a single thing but the click-through EULA.

    8. Re:Contract law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're also violating contract law... Chances are somewhere on the package or CD it informs you that you agree to accept the EULA... "

      Even if the box of the software I bought contained the words "You agree to agree to the licence inside this package", the last time I looked, agreements to enter into agreements were unenforceable...

    9. Re:Contract law... by nagora · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm sure some screwy lawyer somewhere would be able to apply that to, say, a credit card purchase?

      Well, saying you've found a lawyer that will argue a case is like saying you've found a prostitute that's agreed to sleep with you.

      The issue is: what would a judge do? In some cases in the US they have ruled that EULA's are binding but the higher up the court system you go the less truck this gets and late last year a judge (in Florida?) ruled that no renewal term or requirements means this is not even a licence never mind a binding one.

      In the UK several on-line pricing boobs have revolved around the question of whether the vendor (ie the website) was totally automated or not. The courts finding that an automated system is not able to form a contract and therefor a miss-priced item does not have to be honoured, while any human intervention in the acceptance system (in one case simply having someone manually checking that buyer's emails go out to legal email addresses) makes a contract which does have to be honoured.

      EULA depend on fear of court action, but there are almost no cases of a successful prosecution that did not in fact resolve back to an ordinary copyright violation.

      Generally the courts take the position that if I pay for goods and you give me them with no requirement that I ever give them back then it is a sale and I am free to do as I wish other than breach laws such as copyright. Anything else I agree with you has to fit inside contract law and have such items as consideration and evidence of agreement on both sides (eg signitures from seller and buyer), lack of coercion, limits on what can be in a contract etc. Everything else is just wank.

      EULA are no more imporant or useful than the typical lawyer, but they can be just as scary too.

      TWW

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    10. Re:Contract law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Paperwork for what? I give you money, you give me car, thank you, bye.

      Uh.... title maybe? Unless you want to fork over a bunch of cash and not own the car.

    11. Re:Contract law... by Sc00ter · · Score: 2

      in NH you don't need insurance.. And why do I need a license to own it? I only need one to drive it or register it..

  28. Wrong solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a piece of software has a EULA you find too restrictive, don't use it. There is plenty of GNU and BSD licensed software out there.
    Stop supporting software with licensing you don't like. The software makers have no way of knowing you didn't agree with their terms, and so they will continue to use such EULAs. Send a message.

    1. Re:Wrong solution by cardshark2001 · · Score: 0
      An Anonymous Farqwad wrote:
      Stop supporting software with licensing you don't like. The software makers have no way of knowing you didn't agree with their terms, and so they will continue to use such EULAs. Send a message.

      Your point might be valid if the agreement was on the box. Perhaps even if the retailer would take the software back, should you disagree with the license.

      As far as I know, neither of those things are generally true. In most cases, in order to read the license, you must purchase the software. In order to return it, you must send it back to the manufacturer, who may not take it because it says right there in the license that you should return it to the retailer.

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  29. EULAs and Return Policies by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with most packaged software is you don't see the EULA until after you've opened the box, and many stores will refuse to refund money on opened software. Effectively, this means if you don't accept the EULA theres nothing you can do, aside from finding someone else to buy it off you, most likely at a loss.

    As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

    This also removes any incentive for companies to change their EULAs. After all, they're still getting $50 or whatever from you, whether you avoid the EULA or not. Vote with your wallet people...

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    1. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2

      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.


      The difference is that the speed limit is a law, and EULAs certainly aren't.

      How do you suggest people be bound to the terms of contracts they never agreed to? While a click-through license is something of a legal grey area, unagreed-to contracts don't seem to be; the day after you buy a new car, Ford can send someone to your house demanding you sign a contract that says "Everytime you drive over the speed limit, you pay for $100," but if you don't sign it, there's no way that you're going to be bound by it.

      The software manufacturers tried to set things up so that you must "agree" to their contract before you install their software. This script allows yo to install the software without agreeing to the license. So how can you be bound by the terms of the license?

    2. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      : As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120

      But that's (in part?) because the law says when not posted, the speed limit is 50 within city limits, 80 outside of city limits (in NB and ON, at least).

      So is there a default to the EULA that prevents you from overwriting the file containg the EULA? Maybe copyright, maybe the DCMA, as others have mentioned.

    3. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by w3woody · · Score: 2

      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      You can't do that in California because the posted speed limit is legally considered an "advisory" sign. The actual speed limit in California for all roads is whatever speed is considered "safe" and "reasonable" for that particular area. (It's also why you could be doing 40 miles an hour in a 45 mph zone and still get a speeding ticket if conditions warrant--such as in heavy fog.)

      EULAs are for all intents and purposes contracts which you agree to by clicking the "I Agree" button (or whatever); unfortunately for those who support EULAs, there are some restrictions on contractual enforcement, such as the notion of a "contract of coersion", where you are coerced to agree with a contract (such as the condition you are describing), and the problem of contract enforcability with contracts made with minors.

      Speed limit signs, however, are not contracts. You don't agree to obey speed limit signs by the act of driving.

    4. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by gillbates · · Score: 3, Interesting
      IANAL, but generally speaking, in order for a contract to be valid, it must not be made "under duress." For example, if a criminal broke in and forced you at gunpoint to sign over your house to him, the contract would be unenforceable because one of the parties made the decision under duress. Likewise, someone who is drunk, under age, or mentally ill cannot legally enter into a contract.

      In the current instance, clearly, one party is under duress because they cannot return the software to the store for a refund - the vendor won't take it back - a stipulation often made by software companies. Thus, the end user's only option is to not install the software (thereby losing the purchase price), or click the "I agree" button. Since the contract is made under the threat of losing the purchase price, the user is not legally able to enter into the contract relationship - the option to back out of the contract is not really an option at all. Thus, most EULA's are unenforceable without this software.

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    5. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by pythorlh · · Score: 1

      You can't just shut your eyes when going past a speed limit sign, that would be illegal. Making changes to the data that is on a disc that you have bought is NOT illegal. A better comparison would be an unposted road. On any unposted road, the speed limit is automatically set to the MAXIMUM allowed by that jurisidiction. In this state (NY), that's 55, unless you are in a city, which often have they're own limits. Using a program that you have paid for, but did not agree to a EULA for, you would still be subject to copyright law, which is the maximum allowed by this country.

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    6. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by arkanes · · Score: 2
      I believe, and it's been a long time since I had to care about his, that driving "faster than the posted speed limit" is in and of itself a violation - the common "speeding ticket". This is why you can get ticked for going 60 in a 55 on a clear, dry day with perfect visibililty and no traffic on the road - in other words, perfectly safe under the conditions.

      Reckless/Unsafe driving is ALSO considered a violation, and thats why you can get pulled over and ticketed for driving within the speed limit but too fast for conditions.

      I believe the white signs (speed limit signs) are the ones with legal force, yellow signs (as in, 25 MPH curve ahead) are advisory. It's illegal to drive faster than the white sign, but only illegal to drive faster than the yellow sign if it's unsafe.

      Your last point is also totally correct :)

    7. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by revery · · Score: 1
      "As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120"

      That's a bit of a flawed analogy. The speed limit is law, EULA's are a belated attempt by software companies to turn a SALE into a contractual agreement.

      There is nothing legal about a EULA unless you agree to it (and possibly not even then).

      It should be (I am not suggesting that it is) difficult to sell someone something, that after the sale, places unforseen restrictions on the buyer and leaves them with a product that they can not use without accepting those restrictions.
    8. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Wyzard · · Score: 1

      As another poster in this thread pointed out, the speed limit is a law, not a contract. But even beyond this, there's a reasonable expectation that every licensed driver is aware that roads have speed limits, which the law says you must obey so there's no question of consent. So if you're driving on a road, it can be assumed that you know there's some speed which you're not allowed to exceed, and if you don't look at the sign to find out what that speed is, it's your own fault for being careless.

      Unless you were shown the EULA before you paid for the software, the same can't be said of a software puchase.

    9. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by MrResistor · · Score: 2
      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      If I were a judge I would let you off of the speeding ticket for that excuse, but I would also nail you for the more serious crimes of reckless endangerment or, if the situation warranted, attempted murder. Then you'd really feel like an idiot for claiming you were driving 120mph with your eyes closed!

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    10. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Ymerej · · Score: 1

      Likewise, someone who is drunk, under age, or mentally ill cannot legally enter into a contract.

      Great, just get plastered before buying the software, and before clicking the "I agree" button.

    11. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.


      Well, you could, but then you'd get fined for unsafe driving.
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    12. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      But if you couldn't see the sign unti lafter you passed it, i think you'd have a case.

    13. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      That's because the Stop sign is placed by an authority and has the force of law. Ignorance of the law does not excuse its enforcement.
      EULAs are NOT law. That's where your comparison is flawed. It's just a civil contract, and it can be contended for a number of reasons, including: It's incomprehensible, it's unreasonable, it was accepted under duress, and several others.

    14. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by w3woody · · Score: 2

      I believe, and it's been a long time since I had to care about his, that driving "faster than the posted speed limit" is in and of itself a violation - the common "speeding ticket". This is why you can get ticked for going 60 in a 55 on a clear, dry day with perfect visibililty and no traffic on the road - in other words, perfectly safe under the conditions.

      It turns out in California that you in fact *are* permitted to drive above the posted speed limit, if you can demonstrate that the day was nice and clear, or that there was little traffic. The purpose of this exception, by the way, is to undermine the ability of local municipalities to set up "speed traps", where they set a short stretch of road 10 MPH under the rest of the throughway.

      (This is also why a municipality in California can only enforce speed limit laws using radar guns on stretches of road which have had a 'speed survey', and set the speed limits accordingly. For those who don't know, a 'speed survey' is a survey where you measure the speed of every car going past a particular point for a period of time, and set the speed limit so that at least 85% of the cars measured during your test period are under that speed.)

      The city where I live, Glendale, just got it's legal ass handed to it by a judge who said that the posted speed limits in Glendale were set too low, and advised my city to either update the speed limits, or lose the right to enforce speed limits within the city boundaries. (The evidence showed that Glendale set the speed limits lower than traffic engineers suggested or the speed surveys showed, in large part because of political pressure.)

      But then, this is the law in California. Your milege may vary. (Pardon the pun.)

  30. Agreements, what agreements by PenguinLord · · Score: 1

    I doubt that many people read or feel bound by click through agreements and even if they did, the chances are that they would not realize what they are agreeing to. Has anybody ever gone to court over one of these? My guess is no, and i seriously doubt that they would hold up if they did.

  31. Don't agree? Don't use the software! by JoeWalsh · · Score: 2

    Attempts to circumvent the broken way commercial software is treated in the US are, while sometimes amusing, ultimately counterproductive.

    The best way to deal with restrictive EULAs is to use alternative software that is without such restrictions. Where there are no alternatives, and where the software is essential to some necessary task, the EULA will have to be accepted (or the task avoided) - at least until a freer alternative is created. But where there are alternatives, use the software with the better, more customer-centric license.

    Stunts such as these don't really change anything. The manufacturer still gets the money from the sale, encouraging him or her to continue down the path of greater and greater restrictions of user freedoms. Better never to buy the software at all.

  32. Nope. Did not test. by timothy · · Score: 2, Informative

    a) He posted the source.

    b) I don't have a Windows machine around to test it. They crash too much, and the software which makes them useful tends to come with crappy EULAs.

    c) See b) :)

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    1. Re:Nope. Did not test. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      1. I just have a real problem with recommending software that you have not personally tried, much less that you do not even own a copy of the operating system it runs on.
      2. Bashing Windows like that makes you look like an ignorant eL33t l1n1x k1dd0.
      3. Points off for manually typing your items and seperating them with BR BR instead of listing them nicely with OL/LI.
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    2. Re:Nope. Did not test. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      timothy didn't recommend anything. He approved a story. Get a life.

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  33. Re:DCMA = US only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject...

  34. Replace the pen by a button? by Drakker · · Score: 1

    The "I agree" button does not in any way bind you to that "contract", you would need to sign it or something. Think of it, if you buy a car, and the contract has a big red button on it. Would pressing it bind you to the contract? Who can prove that you are the one that actualy pressed it? You need to be two (or more) to sign a contract. If the company and/or you didnt actualy sign it, it wont hold in court.

    Also, you could lie and pretend you agreed... then breach the "contract". Companies keep lying to us, so it would just be fair to lie back to them.

    Well, thats just my I'm-no-lawyer 2 cents.

  35. Re:LUNIX SUCKS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eat some grits you homo

  36. Is this really a DCMA violation? by TEB · · Score: 1

    Everyone is saying that this violates the DCMA. IANAL but is this really the case? You are not altering, reverse engineering, cracking encryption or anything else mentioned with this. All you are doing is screwing with the install routine that usually has nothing to do with the software that you are installing. Assuming that it is using a third party installshield. I will agree that this could cause you plenty of trouble. Is the DCMA evil. Of course. Does it apply here? Not until a large corporation chooses to spend the money to make it apply.

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    1. Re:Is this really a DCMA violation? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      You are disabling "access control".

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  37. Textarea by red5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favroit EULA have alwase been the ones used in online forms. Where they put the EULA in a .
    I remove all the text and replace it with "I AGREE TO NOTHING".
    Is this still legaly binding?

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    1. Re:Textarea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EULAS aren't legal in the current form. To be bindable, the user must receive a signed copy of the contract. A "I AGREE" button doens't replace the signatures of the manufacturer nor the client/user, and the user doesn't receive a copy of what he just has aggreed uppon.

      SO A EULA ISN'T A CONTRACT

      (but i can be wrong...)

    2. Re:Textarea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, software puts a copy of the EULA in a txt file in the same directory it is installed to, so yes the user DOES get a copy of the EULA. Also, a copy is readily available from the CD that the software was installed from so you can get a "un-modified" original copy from there.

      In short, there are copies of the agreement, and the fact it is on a CD that bears the company's logo/copyright/tm/etc... may be also be enough to satisfy their portion of the "signature" clause.

      Just a guess.

    3. Re:Textarea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In general, software puts a copy of the EULA in a txt file in the same directory it is installed to, so yes the user DOES get a copy of the EULA

      Score one point for reading comprehension. Here is the segment you were replying to (emphasis mine)

      To be bindable, the user must receive a signed copy of the contract.

      Care to tell me WHERE in that "txt copy on disk" both parties signed?

    4. Re:Textarea by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Umnh... remember a few years ago, when congress passed a law making digital signitures legally binding, but conveniently neglecting to define what a digital signiture was?

      That law is still on the books. If it's ever been tested, I didn't hear about it. My guess, though, is that by now clicking on the agree button might qualify. One would hope not, but consider the recent legislation, consider the record of the current court. It might well count.

      That what when I decided to move to Linux.

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  38. DMCA Lawsuit waiting to happen... by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good god... someone start a clock that runs until lawsuits force google to shut this down and the feds arrest everyone who posts a mirror. Save this one to a text file!

  39. Re:You broke it already...not by gosand · · Score: 2
    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement.


    But who says I read the sticker on the CD-ROM pouch?

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  40. EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EULAs are not like a stub of a coatcheck or a parking lot ticket that says "THIS LIMITS OUR LIABILITY: READ IT" which have no merit. Do you really want to go through a lengthy contract negotiation procedure, or even have to sign your name, for every piece of software you buy? There is no more use in trying to make a stand against EULAs than there is against instruction manuals or warning labels. Just because you don't like it does not mean that it is not the best proposed solution. I don't want to have to mail in an executed, negotiated, written agreement, just to obtain and play the latest Diablo or other game. Lighten up and devote your efforts elsewhere.

    1. Re:EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      Do you really want to go through a lengthy contract negotiation procedure, or even have to sign your name, for every piece of software you buy?


      No, I don't want to do that. What a hassle for the less than 5 titles I'd buy in a typical year. Where it gets fun is imagining how much a hassle it would be for Micro$oft having to do so for every one of the millions (billions?) of software products they sell. Simply put, it hurts them a lot more than it hurts me. It would push the cost of software to the point where their sales would drop precipitously. It would move the outrageousness of their requirements to the fore in consumer's minds.


      So no, I don't want it, but we need something better than outrageously restrictive EULAs. Reasonable EULAs might nudge me to not caring if they're enforceable or not. If they won't give me reasonable EULAs and insist on contract status for EULAs, then what the heck, give me a real contract.

    2. Re:EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where it gets fun is imagining how much a hassle it would be for Micro$oft having to do so for every one of the millions (billions?) of software products they sell."

      Ummm... It would just cost them (and every other software vedor) more to release software. Guess where that missing money would come from? Besides, do you really think that you could negotiate the warranty on your car (other than buying an extended warranty)? They'd just tell you to buy it or go away.

    3. Re:EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      Reread my post. I said it would cost the vendor more. My point is that the vendors are pushing us towards a mutually unacceptable solution. They're doing so under the color of some phantom law which doesn't exist in non-UCITA states. I'm not averse to using their aversion to going there to push them towards a more acceptable solution.

  41. One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    ... is that you cannot, that I'm aware of, go build your own. I went and did some laptop shopping the other day, and I think it was Gateway that was trying to force Office XP on me. I can't buy an OSless laptop, at least not from a reputable dealer. I can't go buy the components to build a laptop. MS has a monopoly here that the retailers helped create.

    Anybody have any tips for me? I have a feeling I'm going to have to pay the MS tax, at least for now. But one of my biggest hopes is that Linux laptops will start to become popular, then the legitimate copy of Win2k that I've bought can just be transferred over, instead of having a brand new license that cost me money.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by gorillasoft · · Score: 3, Informative

      Anybody have any tips for me?

      Go here.

    2. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.qlilinux.com/products/laptops/index.htm l

      mmmmm
      rebranded Tuxtops, free from the tax

      The price seems low enough too, but it's still worth considering the possibility that the big huge manufacturers can still sell under the linux or OS-less laptop manufacturers even after the tax

      My suggestion is to buy a used Toshiba or IBM (much sturdier/nicer than gateway or dell in my experience), and go at it from there.

    3. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only morons need a laptop to carry around just
      to help them remember the name of the company they
      work at or the telephone number of the last Ho
      they had.
      Join Scientology instead.
      It will blow your mind how good Scientology is.
      (ie Travolta,Cruise, )
      It will kill you when you find out how good
      scientology is.(ie quentin hubbard, lisa mcpherson)
      You will be shocked at the wins you get in
      scientology. ( ie. charles manson, mary sue hubbard)
      So don't waste money on a stupid laptop.
      join scientolgy.
      you will never have to worry about money again.

    4. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by cipher264 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The next best thing to building your own:
      http://www.emperorlinux.com/
      Laptops, note books with linux already installed.
      If you're keen on building your own, your can usually pick up an older type laptop for cheap, and then start from there.
      People have been working on this kind of thing for quite a while. Do a google search on "Build your own laptop"
      Good luck!

    5. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by Zerth · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Buy broken laptops on ebay/elsewhere.
      2. Scavenge each for parts and build 1 good laptop.
      3. Sell remains of scavenged laptops on ebay to similar persons, possibly for what you bought them for.

      My GF recently received a laptop with a busted screen. Cost for OEM LCD? Like 400US. Cost for a stripped laptop with an unbroken screen? 50US. Selling price for same laptop sans screen? 40US to someone who needed the keyboard because OEM keyboards are almost as ridiculous.

      Plus my GF got the shipping insurance, which more than covered the 10US net for the screen.

    6. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Only morons need a laptop to carry around just
      to help them remember the name of the company they
      work at or the telephone number of the last Ho
      they had."


      Actually what I want to do is take my porn with me when I travel. :P

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    7. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

      Anybody have any tips for me?

      Lycoris.com is a good start, though it looks like they are sold out for the time being. A quick search on Google also yeilded qlilinux.com . They are available, but if you are expecting to get one from one of the top 5 OEM's, Dell etc, you can probably forget it.

      --

      "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

    8. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Thanks to everybody who replied. :)

      I think what I'm going to do is give IBM another once-over. I'm giving Sony a good hard look too. They have built in Firewire, which would compliment my DV Video Camera quite nicely.

      Just wish I could save my self the $300-$500 MS tax.

      Thanks all!

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by roju · · Score: 1

      If you like BSD, there's always the iBook.

  42. Re:DCMA....Uhh...NO by W.B.+Yeats · · Score: 1
    Excuse me? The way I read section 57

    pursuant to EULA non-agreements, only those demonstrated to be not null will void said agreement

    is that if the agreement (EULA) is not accepted, will it be considered valid (which is realy strange). So, I'm not sure if bypassing a EULA voids it or not -- it can't be "null" if it "isn't".

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  43. DMCA + EUCD = US + EU only by yerricde · · Score: 1

    DMCA = US only

    Not if the EUCD passes.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  44. Seems pretty pointless, even if symbolic by Deagol · · Score: 2
    Nobody is going to care about this.

    What someone really needs to do is blatantly violate a stupid eula clause and tell the whole world.

    For example, someone needs to buy a copy of SQL Server or Oracle and publish benchmarks about the product, thus violating the EULA. Or guy that M$ devel kit and write some GPL's software. Then, when they get taken to court, take it as far as it will go.

    Yeah, I know... us mere mortals without bottomless pockets simply can't afford to do this. I can still dream that some tech-savy, eccentric millionaire will take on such a cause.

    1. Re:Seems pretty pointless, even if symbolic by geekoid · · Score: 2

      even better, you write a small pice of software, send it to everybaody at microsoft. Put in the EULA that you are authorized to monitor and audit there computer system anytime you want to avoid "piracy".
      Put a clause in that says the person clicking on the agreement turns all MS shares over to you.

      Someone in a company that size will click on it without reading it, then show up to do the audit. When they don't let you do it, and refuse to turn there shares over to you, Take them to court.

      It would be especially funny if it was an IQ measuring software package.

      Man I wish I had a billion dollars.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Seems pretty pointless, even if symbolic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > even better, you write a small pice of software,
      > send it to everybaody at microsoft. Put in the
      > EULA that you are authorized to monitor and
      > audit there computer system anytime you want to
      > avoid "piracy".

      Open the message in Outlook, and you get.

      This message is infected with the Litz virus. This virus is licensed, not distributed. You must agree with the license for this virus to execute on your machine. Note that the Litzenc module, which prevents any other software running while the Litz virus is not active, is not covered by this license and is freely distributable, and is already running. Terms and conditions....

      (Ooops, I forget. For Litzenc read Msoobe :) )

  45. Another strategy? by JaguarsRevenge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe the thing to do when installing the software would be to click the "I do not agree" button.
    Then call their tech support line (if it exists!) and complain that the installation program is broken because it fails to install the software.

  46. Stop the whinning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (This is precipitated by one post I read above, lest you think I'm coming out of the blue with this)

    (And before you complain about trollbait and anonymous coward posting, understand that anyone that dares speak the truth about the Open Source world in general is flamebait for the rest of the year, and I don't want to bother with that crap)

    Now to the point...

    I am so very f'ing sick of hearing you Linux biggots bitch about the Windows tax on PC's. I won't argue that you are correct FOR YOU if you won't argue that only Linux nutcases are correct.

    Let me explain...

    My mother bought her PC obviously with Windows installed. It's not a tax to her, it's a part of the purchase price and a piece she couldn't do without (yes, I could go install Linux for her, but since I get enough calls about how to copy files in Windows Explorer, I certainly don't want to explain archane command line commands to her).

    She is quite happy to have Windows, has no problem paying for it, and would not purchase a computer without it. I don't think I'm way off base to suggest this is a majority of PC users today.

    I have no problem with the open-source community except this one: YOU ALL HAVE BIG DAMNED MOUTHS! You all (ok not all, I'm obviously exaggerating, but way too many for certain) have these supposed high ideals about the way the world should be, and with that I don't actually have an issue. What you seem to get wrong more times than not though is that not everyone wants to live like you. Some people actually LIKE Windows. Some people actually LIKE Office. Some people actually LIKE IE. Some people actually LIKE developing for a platform where we don't have to worry about half of the user base not working because they didn't compile some module into their kernel.

    If Microsoft hadn't done all the things they have done, the technological world would almost assuredly be 20 years in the past, and I for one would not want that. I was there 20 years ago, I had my Timex Sinclair 1000 and I don't want to go back to that (emulators notwithstanding). You can complain about their tactics (I agree). You can say they are dirty and underhanded (I agree). You can even try and change the status quo if you think you have something better (maybe you do, but I don't think so).

    But STOP, for the love of all that is good and holy, telling me that even though I have 20+ years of experience in computers that I know nothing and should live my life through Linux and Open Source, give away all rights to earn a buck in this world by donating my time to midnight-to 3AM development projects. And STOP telling me that Microsoft is evil for giving the world a far better computing experience than they would have if ANY of the current alternatives we on top.

    BULLSHIT. I don't love Microsoft, I actually HATE BillG, but I also realize all the good they have done for the world, methods accepted, and so does my mother.

    Maybe Linux will win the day eventually. There are certainly enough bright people working on it for it to happen someday. But it will be IN SPITE of the community that claims to love it so much, because far too many of you are windbags who have read too many books extolling the virtues of fighting the good fight, even when the fight is pointless. As long as you HAVE a fight, your happy.

    Oh yeah.. the "Windows Tax", which was my point in the beginning... it's only a tax if your a Linux biggot, bottom line. The rest of the world is quite happy about it. If your going to tell me the rest of the world is wrong for not wanting the choice, you missed the point completely, which is: not everyone wants (or could even handle) the choice, yet these people can still be productive computer users, and it is THANKS to the "tax" you proclaim so evil.

    I don't care if you want to be a podantic (looks who's talking!) idealistic biggot who sticks to your beliefs no matter what assails them. I even respect that. But stop trying to tell the world that they are nuts because they don't agree with you.

    I could easily call you Nazi's come to think of it... not far off. How many of you would set up Windows death camps if you had your way?

    More than would care to admit no doubt.

    Enough.

    1. Re:Stop the whinning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I could easily call you Nazi's come to think of it... not far off. How many of you would set up Windows death camps if you had your way?

      Would they be called 'Blue Screen Of Death' camps?

  47. fundamental question by drDugan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    lots of people are writing and talking about
    following laws, this law, that law etc. The
    discussion really is a specific instance of
    more fundamental questions:

    When a law doesn't make sense, should people
    follow it? At what point do you realize
    that the motivations of the people creating
    laws are not aligned with their interests?

    1. Re:fundamental question by austus · · Score: 1

      Laws that are made that cannot possibly be enforced are merely tools put in place by powerful people to screw anyone who pisses them off. In other words, they're designed to be selectively enforced to take care of people who dissent. Eventually it will be impossible to live without breaking some law. At that point, consider yourself enslaved.

    2. Re:fundamental question by unorthod0x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law."
      - Henry David Thoreau

      "As long as the superstition that people should obey unjust laws exists, so long will slavery exist. And a passive resister alone can remove such superstition."
      - Mahatma Ghandi

      "One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."
      - Martin Luther King Jr.

    3. Re:fundamental question by aozilla · · Score: 2

      When a law doesn't make sense, should people follow it?

      Depends on how important it is to break the law, how harsh the penalties are, and how likely it is you'll get caught.

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    4. Re:fundamental question by jdkincad · · Score: 1

      And if anyone tries to inforce an unjust law the court is probably going to throw the damn thing out.

      --
      The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.
  48. Events by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now just get this to run on either a bbs or http, ftp site as an event each day at a certain time, then if the Event finds Eula's it can

    copy the file to temp space
    unpack it
    remove Eula

    add file_id.diz
    add entry in files.bbs
    add 00index.txt

    search for crack or serial

    copy results back to original package
    zip / tar the package and new materials up

    remove temp dir.

    Now THAT would be a script!

    An added benefit that downloaders will not know what happened.

  49. Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    By long-standing common law precedent, if you cross your fingers while you click, you don't have to abide by the terms. If you feel like going the extra mile, you can tell the dialogue box in person that you don't accept some or all of the provisions.

    1. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I simply leave a post-it (tm) note centered on my screen. It says "I ROCK!!!".

      Every once in a while, a dialog box appears with buttons like "I Agree" and "Cancel" at the bottom.

      I always click "I Agree" cuz I definitely ROCK!!!

    2. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by moogla · · Score: 1

      LOL

      Best strategy ever.

      --
      Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
    3. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      Moderators on crack? This is on topic.

      And it's an excellent self-affirming strategy, to boot.

      Endorsed by Techweenies USA

    4. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I can't breathe. Somebody mod parent up!!

    5. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

      Somebody alert SatireWire! We have a new headline!

      BSA Reports Rise In Finger-crossing While Clicking "I Agree"

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      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
  50. my car Eula by josepha48 · · Score: 2
    When I bought my car they made me sign a EULA. It said that I must fill it up with gas, not speed, use turn signals, and drive carefully... yeah right.. can you imagine if everything had a EULA? Why is it just software? When you buy a car you have restrictions on by state laws and fed laws and insurance, but not a eula. Most hardware does not make you sign a EULA. Why software?

    What I'd like to know is who wrote the first software EULA?

    --

    Only 'flamers' flame!

    1. Re:my car Eula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the part about not transfering ownership and that parts may not be removed or otherwise replaced or reverse engineered.

    2. Re:my car Eula by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Well, this is basically because you don't actually buy a piece of software. You really buy the rights to use the program under their specified terms. Unlike a car, which is a piece of tangible property you own after you purchase it, software purchases are nothing more than contracts to use the code on your conputer.

      (Well yeah, when you buy it retail, you usually get the media the software is on, and a nice instruction book - but that part is purely optional. You can just as easily buy nothing but a license to use the product, with no media included.)

    3. Re:my car Eula by RageMachine · · Score: 1

      These are only 'road' laws. They do not apply if you use the car to ride off-road on your own land.
      You have options with a car. You don't have options with a EULA.

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  51. Actually DMCA MAY cover... by sterno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The DMCA forbids the creation and distribution of access control circumvention devices. The EULA agreement, during installation, could be interpreted to be a form of access control. The software will not, ordinarily, install on your system unless you click the "I Accept" button. Therefore it is controlling your access to the software and anybody who bypasses the EULA may not be authorized to use the software.

    Welcome to the wonders of poorly written legal language...

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    1. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, read the script. It just removes the EULA text. The box still comes up, but is empty. You click "accept" and in doing so "accept" absolutely nothing.

      Just because you intentionally obscure the text of a contract doesn't make it any less binding.

    2. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      That was my thought too. This is like covering the words on a paper contract with masking tape, so that you cannot read it before you sign it. Signing it (hitting I Accept) still makes the contract binding, even if you intentionally couldn't see the words. You can lead a man to a EULA, but you can't make him read it...

      --
      Murphy was an optimist.
    3. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      The DMCA forbids the creation and distribution of access control circumvention devices.

      Perhaps it could be spread as a virus, then? :-)

      "Darn it, I got the Kill.Eula virus!"

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    4. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy would that be a stretch

    5. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      But closing your eyes instead of reading the EULA doesn't mean you weren't presented with it. You were still presented with it, you just chose not to read it by obscuring it.

      --
      Murphy was an optimist.
    6. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by artg · · Score: 1

      But annotating a contract (including deleting every word in it) before you sign it is perfectly reasonable. If the vendor is fool enough to trust a poorly-written computer program to protect his interests in such a transaction, he's the loser.

    7. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      In that case Microsoft's CAB extracting utilities violate the DMCA, since many applications come compressed in CAB files and extracting the files from that CAB is all that is needed to 'install' the application.

      Ships with every copy of Windows as I recall, and updated versions are publicly available from Microsoft. . . .

      What about some of the really cheesy programs that come as ZIP files accompanied with an EXE to extract them after showing a EULA? Is WinZip a DMCA violator then as well?

    8. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      This is true, but once you alter a contract the otehr party needs to reapprove it. We could make a contract for me to buy your house for market value, and you could sign it. But if I alter the contract after that point so I only pay you $1, is that binding? No, it is not. Once the signed contract was altered, it has to be reapproved by the party who signed it. Same thing goes for EULAs, because if you alter the contract then the original party needs to sign off again, which they don't have the opportunity to do. So you are using contract only software without permission in the form of a contract. You're pirating instead of violating a contract.... No solution there. IANAL, this is just logic, but we both know logic and law are not the same thing.. :-) Your stance could be correct on the books.

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  52. besides by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    When you buy the said software, since no license was presented AT TIME OF PURCHASE, then the Sales Doctrine applies, which basically says that since no license was presented, no license shall be bound....

  53. So can I....? by crivens · · Score: 1

    So can I remove any stickers on a VHS tape that say I cannot copy it? And can I scribble out any text on a CD or on its cover that says that I can't copy it? This seems like a ludicrous idea.

    1. Re:So can I....? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      Of course you can, as long as you own the tape. Too many people are throwing out these irrelevant arguments. You can't legally copy that VHS tape, except possibly to make a backup, because there's a Federal law that says you can't. The sticker is a reminder, not the law. When you agree to the EULA that says that you only have the right to use the software so long as you don't publish benchmarks on the sofware, for example, you're agreeing to something for which there is no corresponding law. By not agreeing to the EULA, you DON'T gain the ability to make copies for your friends. That's still a violation of copyright law.

    2. Re:So can I....? by korgull · · Score: 1

      You can do anything like this as long nobody find out you did it.
      So, never tell them :-)

  54. heh by drDugan · · Score: 1

    a bit easier on Unix:

    cat setup.exe | sed -e 's/I agree/I do not agree/ig' > setup2.exe

    mv setup2.exe setup.exe

    1. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty good, but it won't work if setup.exe doesn't use PIC (because the two strings aren't the same length).

      Try this one instead:
      sed -e 's/I agree/Blow Me/ig' < setup.exe > setup2.exe

      As an added bonus, it gives you Oral Pleasure!(tm)

    2. Re:heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckoff works too

  55. An easy EULA bypass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Since minors cannot enter into legally binding contracts, why not have your son/daughter or local neighborhood kid come over and open/install all your new software for you. Sure, they can click on "I agree", but they can't be legally bound to that agreement. After that, you are free to use it as you please.

  56. MSFT VBScript? Here's your *nix equivalent... by morhoj · · Score: 1
    Can't run this script on your OS? Follow these steps for similar results on your OS of choice:

    Begin to install software

    When you get to the point where it wants you to agree to EULA, put your mouse over the "I Agree" button and close your eyes

    With eyes closed, click mouse Since you never actually read the agreement, your not bound by it! :)

    Seriously though, I like the guys effort and the statement he is making, but it takes more than a slick VBScript to exempt you from EULA's. There is a more fundamental problem that needs legislation to fix. You'd be better off writing a script that mailed a letter to your congressman everytime it asked you to agree...

    1. Re:MSFT VBScript? Here's your *nix equivalent... by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      dude - the clicking implies that you read the EULA and have agreed to it - or else dont click - as simple as that. sigh.

  57. Hot steam by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 4, Funny
    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches?

    No problem: use hot steam to melt the glue and gently detach them, rather then "breaking" (i.e. tearing) them. Or just cut through the pouch at the other end, and take the CD out from the rear without "breaking the seal".

    Then keep the intact "seal" on file along with all the other license documentation, as proof that you did not agree ;-)

    --
    Say no to software patents.
    1. Re:Hot steam by thewalledcity · · Score: 2

      I think the usually say "by opening this blah blah" not "by breaking this sticker", on the cd pouch thingys.

      Besides if that EULAs are accepted in court, they would go by the spirit of the law, not by some stu^H^H^Hcreative workaround.

    2. Re:Hot steam by Cyno · · Score: 1

      But why go through all the trouble for software you have to pay for? I only use software that has license agreements I can accept and agree with. If you don't agree don't buy the software.

    3. Re:Hot steam by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      If you don't agree don't buy the software.

      But the catch is that you only get to see the EULA after you've already bought and paid for the software (incidentally, this fact is also what makes EULA's legally questionable: it's as if the seller altered the terms of purchase after the fact.).

      --
      Say no to software patents.
    4. Re:Hot steam by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you can open a glue-sealed thing by freezing it first. Often, you can even reseal it nicely later.

    5. Re:Hot steam by Cyno · · Score: 1

      And you do business with these types of people?

  58. eh? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    Once you buy it, IT IS YOURS (since they didn't present you with a license AT TIME OF PURCHASE).

    A judge already said this in the adobe case.

    Its like if you go to buy a house with cash. Owners hand over the keys and the deed, no questions asked. Then when you go to your new house, and open the front door, you find a note taped to all the furniture that says that buy opening the front door, you hereby agree to enter into a lease of this property for xxx dollars a month, and that you must give the deed back to the "real owners" of the property.

    Bzzzt, can't do that....

  59. WINE by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Does it run under wine?

    Alternatively, can I run it during Win98 Setup?

    For those of you in Rio Linda, I am kidding.

  60. No such thing as "I agree to agree..." by realgone · · Score: 2
    somewhere on the package or CD it informs you that you agree to accept the EULA
    Unless the full text of the EULA is printed alongside that packaging statement, this would also lack a legal leg to stand on. In essence, it would force someone to agree to a contract without even being able to see the full text of that document.
    1. Re:No such thing as "I agree to agree..." by GLX · · Score: 1

      You're correct, there is no such thing as "I agree to agree", there is however "I agree to abide by the terms of the EULA (as similar printed on software packages), and when I read that EULA if I don't agree, I can return it"... A hassle, yes (I'm not defending EULA's or software manufacturers *at all*, but legally possible.

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  61. US DMCA specifically permits some REing by yerricde · · Score: 1

    If I am correct that may constitute REVERSE ENGINEERING the software though, which may not be allowed under the DMCA,

    I agree with "may not." May I clarify?

    The Digital Millennium Copyright Act, 17 USC 1201, bans most circumvention of access control. However, 1201(f) exempts from this ban several categories of reverse engineering aimed at interoperability. (The "right to use a copy of a computer program" is defined by sections 109 and 117 together with the "quacks like a sale" doctrine.) Whether overwriting a EULA counts as "interoperability" is anybody's guess; therefore "may not" is right.

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    1. Re:US DMCA specifically permits some REing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, the way the DMCA was written it seems like it is fairly easy for companies to use it to their advantage, and even at times take it out of context. Since you are circumventing the agreement in this situation, it most likely would apply, but honestly it is hard to tell because of how the law was written

  62. What?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DMCA talks about circumventing copy protection. Since when is a EULA a copy protecting device?

  63. Windows Refund Day by Evro · · Score: 1

    This has been tried before, and IIRC it failed miserably.

    http://www.linuxmall.com/refund/
    Also:
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22windows+re fund+day%22

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  64. Um... by jmu1 · · Score: 2

    isn't that a direct fracture of the rules as set forth by the DMCA? That would, in effect, be a circumvention of copyright procections. If you don't agree to the terms of use, yet use the software, you have stolen intellectual properties that previously had (even if not tested) legal protection. I haven't noticed many people here stating that just because the GNU GPL hasn't been truly tested in court means it is invalid. I'm not saying I support any such laws, but it is the law, all the same.

    1. Re:Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you tell the vendor that by agreeing to sell you software that they granting you a license to use the software anyway you please - are they not bound by the terms of your agreement?

      Just wondering.

  65. Doesn't work everywhere by sterno · · Score: 1

    Some stores keep track of your record for a particular purchase. So if you try to do that they will see in the record of your purchases that you got a replacement for an opened but defective copy.

    Now, on the other hand, if you just keep harassing them and asking for your money back they'll probably give it to you just to shut you up.

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  66. Common sense? by davie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract after a sale is ridiculous. Either it is a sale or it isn't. If it's a sale, then I own it and can do with it as I see fit. If it's not a sale then calling it that is a misrepresentation. Call it a rental or a lease, because that's what it amounts to.

    If you or I sold someone a car, house or any other property then stuck a contract in the buyer's face and told them "sign it or give me back the property" we'd be a laughing stock, and no court in the world would consider the case. Why should software be any different. If Microsoft and other vendors expect end users to be bound by the terms of a contract they should be required to present the contract in advance of the purchase, period.

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    1. Re:Common sense? by schporto · · Score: 2

      Ever bought a house?
      Yes I can do anything to the house I want however the house I just bought is part of the home owners association and part of the agreement to buy that house said that I agreed to join the HOA. Now the rules of the HOA are such that I must abide by those terms or else (dum-dum-duuum). So yeah you do get stuck with a contract when you buy a house.
      Or a car, unless you buy that car with pure cash the finance company usually stipulates that the car must have insurance.
      -cpd

    2. Re:Common sense? by davie · · Score: 2

      the house I just bought is part of the home owners association and part of the agreement to buy that house said that I agreed to join the HOA.

      The agreement that was presented to you and that you signed before you handed over the money, correct?

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    3. Re:Common sense? by davie · · Score: 2

      To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract after a sale is ridiculous.

      I should have written: "To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract not presented to them until after a sale..."

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    4. Re:Common sense? by micq · · Score: 1

      But I've never seen a realtor, or an auto dealer, that wouldn't tell you this kind of stuff up front if you asked them. The difference is, software has nobody you can ask... Try calling a support number and asking them what the EULA says, they'll feed you B.S. about what they think it says, with lots of "Basically"'s...

      And everyone knows that when they purchase software, they're only to run it on one machine, one backup copy, don't pirate, blah blah... it's the EULA's that say you have to run the software with purple slippers while smoking a green pipe, and agree not to display the software on any Compaq monitors less than 15" except in the month of January or December (if on the 27th) blah blah...

      They should have to print the EULA on the box in no less than 9pt font... Then they'll be a little less grand with their wording, or we'll all be buying REALLY BIG boxes. Atleast we'd be informed, though.

      Mike

    5. Re:Common sense? by MasterKayne · · Score: 1

      I installed a program once that didn't have the license text area read-only. I happily edited the licence to acceptable terms then clicked 'agree'. :)

    6. Re:Common sense? by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Try calling a support number and asking them what the EULA says, they'll feed you B.S. about what they think it says, with lots of "Basically"'s...

      But ultimately they do it because we let them. If you tried to buy a house and the seller said "I won't let you see the contract until after you sign it," you'd tell them to go to hell. But with software that's exactly what so many consumers are willing to do.

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    7. Re:Common sense? by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      Except that in most cases, the buyer is able to review the HOA agreement before the sale. Try opening the package to read the EULA (if printed) or installing the software on a demo computer (if not) before you buy.

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    8. Re:Common sense? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      It would be like buying a car, and after you sign all the papers for the loan, and you have given him your money for the downpayment...

      The dealer pulls you're new car around the frount and tells you the keys are in the glove box. You open it up to find an evelope that reads 'By breaking the seal on this evelope, you agree to the following opperating agreement', filled with a few pages of very small print.

      And, if you disagree, the dealer won't take the car back.

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  67. "Windows is a word processor" by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Probably to reduce all the idiot calls they get from people who thing Windows is a 'Word Processor' (I'm not making this up, I've heard that one a few times).

    Windows does contain a bundled word processor: Start > Programs > Accessories > WordPad. It's just like Word without the bloat; in fact, it appears to be a Win32 port of an old version of Word, enough to write a high school term paper on.

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    1. Re:"Windows is a word processor" by b1tsh1ft0r · · Score: 1
      Yes, but users don't ditinguish the accessories from the OS. I have heard "I'm using Windows 97" several times.

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    2. Re:"Windows is a word processor" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the ultimate goal of Windows is to
      run MS Word . And it does a good job, for god only
      knows how much support MS Word is getting from
      the kernel. I should not be proposterous if we
      say that the MS Windows was designed for MS Word.

    3. Re:"Windows is a word processor" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Emacs is an operating system too...

    4. Re:"Windows is a word processor" by MrDolby · · Score: 1

      "without the bloat;"
      WordPad is missing the all important spell check feature, rendering it useless for me and everyone else that can't spell.

  68. really? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    you're changing the program in a way that the author did not intend.

    Since the author/reseller didn't present you with a license agreement at TIME OF PURCHASE, sales doctrine says the thing is yours. That means since author didn't tell me what I CANNOT DO, I can DO WHATEVER I WANT to it. Whether that be using the CD as a frisbee or installing the software. After all, since I was not presented with any contracts/licenses at time of purchase, HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED to know what the author's indended useage scenarios are? Am I supposed to divine them? Even if you don't delete the license file, its validity is still up in the air. Just ask the judge in the adobe case.

  69. EULAs are broken, but... by dreamword · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL (yet), but --

    This software is no solution. Imagine the following 'solution':

    I make brown, sugary, cola-flavored carbonated beverages. I hit upon a great name for my product -- "Coca-Cola". Now, "Coca-Cola" is a trademark. It says so right on the can I'm holding.

    The obvious solution? I take out a marker and scratch out the "(R)" symbol next to the mark "Coca-Cola". I make a template that goes over the can so that other people can scratch out the "(R)" never having seen it, knowing only that it might be in their best interests to scratch it out.

    Now, is "Coca-Cola" no longer a defensible trademark? Am I allowed to call my brown sugary beverage "Coca-Cola", since I never saw the little "(R)"? Are the users of my template allowed to do so? No.

    Now, there are huge problems with EULAs anyway (no meeting of minds = no enforcable contract), but this is not the solution.

    1. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your nick should have an "L" in it. Because that is what you are in if you think your analogy is even close.

    2. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      I'm going to wear out my keyboard explaining this to people who should know better.


      The (R) is NOT the law. The (R) is nothing more than a notice to you that the term is a registered trademark. There's an actual law on the books that lets people and corporations register trademarks, and gives them legal protection when they do so. There is no law, other than UCITA, which happily hasn't passed in many places, which gives EULAs power. They aren't contracts, but the software vendors who use them want to treat them as if they are. If you don't enter into a contract, you aren't bound by it. If you ignore legal fact, that Coca-Cola is a registered trademark, you're every bit as subject to the laws regarding abuse and misuse of registered trademarks as if you don't ignore it. You can't ignore a law and make it go away. You can ignore a contract you haven't signed. Contracts you don't enter into have no force.


      Here's one:

      By responding to this comment you agree to put me in your will and to leave to me, upon your demise, no less than 50% of your assets. If you have no will, you agree to draft one with the assitance of a lawyer no later than the end of May, which contains a provision leaving me at least 50% of your assets.

      That's much like a EULA. If you don't respond to my comment, you can safely ignore it. If you DO respond to my comment, you can probably safely ignore it as being unenforceable. If I describe to you my patented invention and tell you that you may not use it without paying me royalties, you CAN'T ignore it because the protection comes not from me telling you not to, but from patent law.


      Mmmmkay? And please tell me that the "(yet)" in your post doesn't imply that you're in law school and making specious arguments like that.

    3. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By responding to this comment you agree to put me in your will and to leave to me, upon your demise, no less than 50% of your assets. If you have no will, you agree to draft one with the assitance of a lawyer no later than the end of May, which contains a provision leaving me at least 50% of your assets.

      Usually binding contracts have an exchange of ``good and valuable'' considerations. That is, I do something for you (like write you into my will) and you do something for me (like be towel boy in the sauna at my mansion). The second part of that is lacking here; you're doing nothing for me, thus no contract.

    4. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      You are securing the right to respond to my comment. Get that will in order or I'll sic my lawyer on you.


      Ridiculous? Sure, I know that. That was my point. The software companies would tell you you're securing the right to use the software, and that's the exchange in value. I, and a lot of people here, would say that we exchanged cold, hard cash for the right to use the software and the EULA is a something-for-nothing grab on the part of the vendor.


      In other words, I agree. My response clause isn't a binding contract. Neither is a EULA. Even in UCITA states it's not a binding contract. It has separate force of law under UCITA, but is not a contract.

    5. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by dreamword · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      While my example has parallels with the EULA-remover, they key difference is that using "Coca-Cola" as a mark is against the law, while violating a contract you never entered into is not against the law.

      Allow me to clarify:
      Just as trademarks are *enforceable* regardless of whether the "infringer" occluded the notice of trademark, EULAs are *unenforceable* regardless of whether the "infringer" occluded the license agreement. My point was that occluding the license agreement doesn't make an enforceable agreement unenforceable, nor does it make the unenforceable EULA any less enforceable.

      If anything, this trickery implies that software users consider EULAs to be binding, and as such must be occluded to avoid binding acceptance. I find that to be counter-productive.

      We are in agreement, I believe.

      (BTW, no, I am not a law student. I will be in the fall; I assume that my legal education will beat the 'speciousness' out of me.)

    6. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree to your terms, as the user 'Anoymous Coward'. Please contact me soon so I can re-write my will.

  70. WRONG by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever they choose with it

    The copies of the software that were sold to you are your property, not the vendor's. What the vendor does own is a government-sanctioned "lien" on your copy that prevents you from making addtional copies. Nothing more.

    They do not have the right to force you into an additional restrictive contract after the sale. They are free to attempt to get you to agree to such a contract, but you don't have to agree to it.

  71. Another EULA bypass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since cats cannot enter into legally binding contracts, why not have your cat walk on your keyboard. Sure, they can click on "I agree", but they can't be legally bound to that agreement. After that, you are free to use it as you please.

  72. Bypassing the EULA does not bypass the law by grakwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you buy a book, does it come with a seal holding the pages together so you can't read it unless you agree not to set up your printing press to mass produce and sell copies of it?

    No, but somewhere inside is a copyright notice.

    That's the problem. The things EULAs *should* protect are already protected by already-existing copyright law. The fact that these *companies* try to limit you in no way makes you a criminal if you say to hell with them.

    That is, unless they keep buying legislation to get their way.

  73. Age, and Illiteracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont they say that people under a certain age cant be held to contracts and such. Just have your younger brother, or child install all of your software for you.

    Or, find a kid thats young enough who doesnt know how to read, and tell them click on this twice, then this once, and walk away...

  74. Re: breaking warranty seals on computers by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Umm... has it ever really been court-tested and determined that warranty seals/stickers on PCs were legal and binding?

    I used to work for a couple "mom and pop" type computer builders that always placed those "void if broken" seals on PCs. I don't think any of us really expected them to be legally binding if we got in a big fight with a customer. It was just an attempt to deter people from tinkering around inside their PC if they didn't know what they were doing.

    In fact, we had sort of an unwritten policy that for our better (and more knowledgeable) customers, we'd skip putting on the sticker.

    The fact is, PCs are designed around and purchased because of their expandability and upgradeability. It runs counter to the entire design and architecture of the system to claim that opening the case makes it void of all warranties. (In fact, most items in the system would still be covered under manufacturer's original warranty anyway. Maxtor isn't going to say "Sorry, but we heard you opened the case. You can't send us back that defective drive now.")

  75. LOL! by dmarien · · Score: 1

    that was brilliant. i can just imagine 'exhibit a' during the court procedure... picture of the mangled CD case with the seal holding two pieces of broken plastic together... "but i didn't break the seal, and i never saw and agreed to this EULA during the installation process...", "so how was i too know that distrubuting it to all my internet friends was actually illegal?"

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    1. Re:LOL! by The_Sock · · Score: 1

      "so how was i too know that distrubuting it to all my internet friends was actually illegal?"

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse, and this part of the EULA is still covered under the copyright laws. You'd still be charged. Now if you were to say "How was I to know I couldn't use this copy of Office XP under wine?" then you'd have a legal leg to stand on.

      (I believe there is something in the Office XP EULA that says you can only use it on a licensed version of Windows, I may be wrong, feel free to correct me).

      I'm not a lawyer, do not wish to be, and I'm only assuming there is a law about copying software in your country.

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    2. Re:LOL! by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      "so how was i too know that distrubuting it to all my internet friends was actually illegal?"


      That would be illegal under copyright law, not because you didn't agree to the eula agreement.

    3. Re:LOL! by eed11 · · Score: 1

      >>Ignorance of the law is no excuse, and this part of the EULA is still covered under the copyright laws. You'd still be charged. Now if you were to say "How was I to know I couldn't use this copy of Office XP under wine?" then you'd have a legal leg to stand on.

      >>(I believe there is something in the Office XP EULA that says you can only use it on a licensed version of Windows, I may be wrong, feel free to correct me).

      That wouldn't stand in court even if it is in there. It's anti-competitive and has been illegal since the turn of the century. As in, the last turn of the century.

  76. Technological? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    No, the entering into the contractual agreement is the measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work.

    It's a measure, but it's a contractual measure, not a technological measure, so it may not count.

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    1. Re:Technological? by aozilla · · Score: 1

      It's a measure, but it's a contractual measure, not a technological measure, so it may not count.

      Maybe. One simple solution is to give out serial numbers in return for signed contracts, or even over the phone in return for oral contracts.

      As for consumers, the only real solution is to not buy/use the software. Or not get caught breaking the EULA. The second option is probably the easiest.

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  77. No it is not.... by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    This is not true for many reasons...

    1.) They told you about the warranty before you bought the thing.

    2.) This is not equivalent to breaking the warranty seal. Using the same analogy this is like having a seal on the CD sleave that says by breaking this sticker, you are bound to blah blah blah, so you say screw it, and cut the thing open with scissors. Refering back to the warranty seal, this is like if you have a warranty seal on your device, but the clowns who manufactured the device didn't realize you can unscrew the bottom plate and pull the guts out without removing the cover, hence NOT BREAKING the seal, HENCE NOT VIOLATING the warranty, because YOU DIDN'T BREAK THE SEAL, and furthmore since nobody and nothing told you that anything else would violate the warranty except for breaking the seal...

    This is like buying a car, and the thing breaks down, and you take it to the dealer for repairs, to which they say, nope, sorry warranty doesn't cover cars sold on the date you purchased your car... To which you say, "says who/what"...
    Then the dealer says, "says the warranty exceptions document"...

    "And where is that?" you ask...
    To which the dealer says, "If you remove your rear seat from your car, and touch the two exposed wires together, while looking into the rearview mirror, while standing on one leg, the document will then pop out of the slot above the glove box.

  78. Does it have to be hot steam? by SIGFPE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or would luke-warm, or even cold steam do the trick?

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    1. Re:Does it have to be hot steam? by jhealy1024 · · Score: 1

      At sufficiently low pressure, you can boil water at room temperature. I don't think you'd want to open your software in a vacuum chamber, though...

    2. Re:Does it have to be hot steam? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Or would luke-warm, or even cold steam do the trick?

      Probably not, since the glue probably isn't as affected by the low pressure as the water would be, and it's the heat melting the glue that breaks the seal. (The lower the pressure, the lower the temperature at which water will turn to gas.) So you may need a different technique to break the seal without tearing it on, say, Mars.

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    3. Re:Does it have to be hot steam? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      This sounds like a job for...

      STEAM TABLES!

  79. Solution: Read the EULA before you buy by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    EULA's typically say "if you do not agree blah blah return the software to the place of purchase for a refund." But the retailer typically has a policy of refunds only on UNOPENED software. So you have a catch-22: you can't return the software once it's opened, but you can't refuse the EULA without opening the software.

    Here's the solution:

    Go down to OrificeMax, Staples, Fry's, Wal*Mart, whatever your local software store is, and demand to see the EULA for some piece of software before you buy it. If they refuse to let you begin the install on a showroom computer so you can see the EULA, tell them "Fine, I'm never buying software here again." If they DO let you see the EULA, tell them "The terms of the EULA are unacceptable. I'm not purchasing the software." Then walk out. Let them cancel the installation and figure out how to repackage the software for sale (remember, the seal on the CD slipcover or jewel case has been broken by this time).

    Once software companies realize that consumers won't buy software unless they can first see an acceptable EULA, things will change.

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  80. obligatory absurd next level response by dmarien · · Score: 1

    well, i remember old cd-rom drives had a bay that accepted a disc enclosed in plastic case slid into.... just design a cd-rom drive with similar functionality.

    yes. i know.

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    1. Re:obligatory absurd next level response by dossen · · Score: 1

      That would be a caddy, and although I lack firsthand knowledge I believe the key point was a slit, like on a floppy disc, where the laser could see the disc.

      At any rate most cd cases have a colored base, and no provisions for turning the cd inside, so I'm afraid your idea has a few fatal flaws...

  81. The world needs a EULA Translator by skunkeh · · Score: 2

    Here's an idea. Get a bunch of friendly lawyers (or pay some unfriendly ones). Get a good Perl programmer. Put them in a room together and ask them to come up with a EULA translation script - something that can have an EULA pasted in to it, parse it (as best it can) and churn out a nice, short, readable summary that ditches all the standard rubbish and tells you in plain English what your rights are when you install the software.

    Obviously this thing would not be infallable so it would need a friendly disclaimer somewhere saying "if in doubt read the damn thing yourself" but I would love a tool which can spot the nasty bits of a EULA and display them in a readable form. Stuff like spyware installation, "all your personal data are belong to us" and that kind of thing.

    OK it's probably not a practical idea, but I can dream :)

    1. Re:The world needs a EULA Translator by bnenning · · Score: 2
      something that can have an EULA pasted in to it, parse it (as best it can) and churn out a nice, short, readable summary that ditches all the standard rubbish and tells you in plain English what your rights are when you install the software.


      Yeesh, natural language parsers are hard enough, and you want to parse lawyer-speak? Good luck. On the other hand, a program to list only *your* rights under most EULAs is trivial:


      #include <stdio.h>
      int main(int argc, char **argv) {
      printf("0\n");
      return 0;
      }

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    2. Re:The world needs a EULA Translator by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      Well, it would'nt be that hard.

      For example, if there is a MS EULA, all the text can be loaded in, and after the computer hums and twirls for a few seconds, it spits this out:

      "You're fucked."

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  82. I agree with the original post "wrong solution" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When was the last time you saw an EULA that was reasonable? At this point, I assume all EULAs are wacky. I don't need to see the side of the box, CD label, or anything else. I rely on basic premise of EULA unenforcability.

    Nothing will change EULAs other than lost sales. Use GNU or Open Source software or write your own. You get double bonus points when you use Open Source products to replace BSA products. Triple points when you completely expunge BSA and tell them why you did it!

  83. His VB script contains a typo... by Thing+1 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Toward the bottom of his script , there appears to be a typo.

    He has two regex sections. The first starts with "Set term1 = New RegExp" and then defines three attributes for term1.

    The second section starts with "Set term2 = New RegExp" (note term2), but then defines three attributes for term1.

    This must not have been found in testing, as the keywords in the regexes are found in just about any EULA. Still, it's worth noting. I'm not a VB programmer and I saw that immediately -- are there any other potential errors in the code?

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  84. What about spyware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then how would we know we're installing Spyware???

  85. Return Your EULA Day by sellout · · Score: 1

    This is a good point. Apparently, we're only licensing the software, not purchasing it. And, apparently, if we choose not to agree to the EULA we should be able to return the software.

    So, how about some kind of Return Your EULA Day. Everyone buys some software, opens it, and attempts to install it. Then, you don't agree to the EULA. Now we all take our software back to the stores -- all of it opened.

    It's been a while since I've been to a store to purchase software (I use Linux and OS X and purchase any software online), but I seem to recall most places have a no return policy on opened software. They probably wouldn't be too happy with hordes of people trying to return expensive software that's no longer shrink-wrapped. Also, to make it hit a bit harder, it should be expensive software -- like Windows XP or something -- not a $50 game.

    I'm not saying this will have an effect, but it's something to consider.

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    1. Re:Return Your EULA Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a very good point actually. The stores wouldn't really care. The reason they don't allow people to return 'opened' software is an anti-piracy issue. Most retail operation have return to manufacturer (RTM) agreements with their distributors. Whereby if something is broken or faulty or whatever, they simply return it to the manufacturer / distributor for credit. It wouldn't hurt anybody at all, except possibly the poor shlub at work who's day you just made more difficult.

    2. Re:Return Your EULA Day by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      This is a good idea! However, I think a game would work better. You would need advance knowledge of the EULA for a particular BIG game coming out. Find one with something really objectionable. Then arrange for everyone to get their pre-ordered copies as early as possible and return them at the peak shopping time that day as dozens of other customers are picking their copies up. Sure, an OS would work better, but OS releases are few and far between.

  86. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by gosand · · Score: 2
    I just pulled out the EULA for the laptop I use at work. It is a Dell, and I quote:
    This agreement covers all software that is distributed with the Dell computer, for which there is no separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software (collectively the "Software"). By opening or breaking the seal on the Software packet(s), installing or downloading the Software, or using the Software that has been preloaded or is embedded in your computer, you agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. If you do not agree to these terms, promptly return all software items (disks, written materials, and packaging), and delete any preloaded or embedded Software.

    So if you boot up a new Dell PC, even once, you have used the software, and have agreed to the EULA. So does this mean that I have agreed that if I don't agree, I have to return all the Software? Do I get a refund for that? Or did it come "free" with my machine?

    It just amazes me how much I can agree to by simply booting up a computer, or opening a software package.

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  87. but by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    by neglecting to present the license to you AT TIME OF PURCHASE, they didn't tell you what their indended purpose is. So that means sales doctrine applies, which says you can use it FOR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT. Use it as a coaster if you want to... How was I supposed to know that the authors don't want me using the software on the third tuesday of each month of the year, when saturn is visible on the first tuesday, punishable by $10,000.00 in fines?

  88. Visual Basic script!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Damn, what about folks that run real computers running non-toy operating systems?

    Or even toy computers that have that virus propagation vector removed?

  89. Re:You broke it already...not by darkonc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As far as I'm concerned, any agreement that I make in the purchase of software occurs before you accept my money. Once the money is accepted, the agreement is binding. Clicking on the 'i agree' button is just a stupid human trick that I have to go through to get the software that I purchased to do what you told me it would do.

    Imagind if you purchased a car, and the first time you went to fill it up at the gas station, you found a sticker that said:

    By breaking the seal on this gas cap, you agree to the following conditions:
    You will not open the hood of your car.
    You will not make any modifications to the engine
    You will not drive it on any road not sanctioned by GM.
    Even if the car fails to function as promised, you will not attempt to figure out how any of the features work.
    You agree that GM is not liable for any defects in workmanship or design -- even if such defects cause your vehicle to periodically stop dead on train tracks, or spontaneously explode in a ball of flame that makes Die Hard's special effects look mundane.
    I don't think that any court in the country would accept that as a binding contract -- yet people expect that to work for software.
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  90. Manufacturers will change method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While potentially sending an interesting political message, all this means is software makers are going to find new and obfuscated means of displaying their EULAs.

    1. Re:Manufacturers will change method by korgull · · Score: 1

      And still, nobody will read it.

      Consumers are basically to impatient to study an EULA. It takes a bloody hour to go through such a license and that's what no consumer will do. They want to test what they have bought.
      Just like nobody reads the manuals of their new equipment before installing it and doing a first test.
      These kind of licenses are not complained about because nobody reads them and will ever read them. People will start reading them when some problem occurs (like MS knocking on your door).

      I believe that such licenses should not be complicated and not exceed 5-10 lines otherwise they will not be read and putting the "I agree" button next to a 10 page covering EULA is putting your customers on the wrong track.
      Actually I think these kind of licenses should be declared illegal because they are much too complicated for normal users to understand and therefore a user can not judge wether he/she "agrees" with the license.

      The software companies that spread such complicated licenses should be put on trail, not the users who didn't know to what they agreed.

  91. Re:LUNIX SUCKS!!! by unixmaster · · Score: 1

    Who feeds these trolls again?

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  92. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by eed11 · · Score: 1

    What is the content of this agreement? Would you be permitted to do things that you wouldn't be under the separate licenses?

  93. Too many drones by wjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many replies are along the lines of "Even if you don't agree to the EULA, you're still bound by it if you use the software" or "It's illegal to use the software if you haven't agreed to the EULA". This is flat-out wrong.

    If I buy a book, then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium.

    If I buy a CD, then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium.

    If I buy a piece of software then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium. In the first two cases, I was clearly an owner of a copy of the information; it's pretty hard to argue that in this case, I'm not an owner of a copy of the information.

    As the owner of a copy of some information, I have certain rights granted by law that are explicitly NOT infringing of the copyright of the one that created that information. For software, these rights EXPLICITLY include the right to copy it to a hard drive, to copy it into memory for the purposes of running the software, and to make backups.

    So: after I walk out of the store carrying my box, I am at that moment entitled to copy the contents of that CD to a hard drive, and to execute the software. If I get home and do so, using my own home-grown installer that copies the bits off the CD, then I have a copy of the software, installed, which I have the right to run. At that point, I am fully entitled to run the software, and I have not agreed to any EULA, nor have I violated any law - I have used only the rights explicitly granted to me by the copyright law. It would be absure to think that I am now bound by the EULA.

    This article describes a method for installing software that's slightly more convenient than manually unpacking it, creating registry keys, and so on, but has the same effect: the software is installed on your hard drive and you have not agreed to the EULA.

    This of course only applies to cases where you bought a copy of the software (as in, you exchanged money for a physical copy of the software, with no other terms imposed). Something like Oracle isn't sold like this: you get a copy of Oracle after signing a contract with Oracle, and that contract includes many of the normal EULA terms. That's a completely different situation: you didn't get the copy of the software until AFTER you agreed to some limitations on your use of that software; you are bound by those limitations. Software downloads are similar: you're often required to agree to the EULA before the download begins. It's the case where you got your copy of the software BEFORE agreeing to the limitations that's the more interesting (and much more common) one - and in that one, you're entitled to install and use the software without agreeing to the EULA.

    It boils down to this: The law that the software developers are attempting to use to make EULAs binding is copyright law: the unspoken claim is that it is illegal to make a copy of the software without agreeing to the EULA. This is just not true.

    1. Re:Too many drones by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      The more simple explanation is 'If you cannot read the EULA before you hand over your cash, then it is null and void, as much as "And you must give me all of your money and possessions," scribbled onto the back of a contract signed six hours previously, would be. If you can read the EULA before you hand over the cash, however, you're agreeing to it by handing over the cash.

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    2. Re:Too many drones by aozilla · · Score: 2

      If you can read the EULA before you hand over the cash, however, you're agreeing to it by handing over the cash.

      And that agreement is between me and the retailer, so it cannot be enforced by the software developer.

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    3. Re:Too many drones by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      At that point, the software seller is acting as the proxy for the developer.

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    4. Re:Too many drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting POV... I wonder if it would hold up...

  94. I don't think so by marcus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's already paid for that piece of plastic and the fancy spiral dot patterns on it. He has legal access to everything on it. The access control was legally satisfied when he walked out the front door of the store. He doesn't have to perform any sort of dance afterward. He doesn't even have to peel off the cover! He can sit on it, throw it in the air, put it in the microwave, put it in his PC, take it out, put it in the CDROM drive, spin it around, shine lights on it, observe the fancy reflections, even record the fancy reflections and then modify the recording of the reflections. He can even take it to the range and use it for a target if he wants.

    What he cannot do is sell or distribute copies of it.

    What he is doing with readily available tools is no different than scribbling notes with pen or pencil in the margins of a book that you have purchased. Yes, he is modifying it, but that is not against the law, even the DMCA.

    Indeed, what he is doing is more akin to turning on a light so that it is easier to read the book you just bought.

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  95. Re:You broke it already...not by 56ker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But isn't the script modifying the software therefore breaking the rules anyway? As to stickers on CDs - what if the person's blind and can't see the EULA or the sticker?

  96. Better check your other EULA's by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
    This person is screwed... he's violating the Windows Scripting Host EULA by using it this way. I hope he closed his eyes when he installed that to begin with.

    It's a chicken and egg problem, really.

    No, that wasn't funny. Hmmm.

  97. Is that so? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Funny story I heard the other day...

    This cop was following a drug dealer, but didn't have a warrant to search the guy's car. But he found some almost-century-year-old local ordinance that said if you were driving a horseless carriage, you had to have someone go 100 yards ahead of you swinging a lantern to warn people to get out of the way. So he pulled the guy over, he resisted, the cop arrested him and searched the car. The law got taken off the books after that, but the dealer's conviction was upheld in court. So I don't think your point has any legal validity.

    Of course, IANAL, and the above story was probably a tenth-hand version of an urban legend...

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  98. Not clear yet... by sterno · · Score: 1

    If you look at the DeCSS case, similar arguments can be made but yet it went to court and so far the defendant is losing the case. Until we get some clear rulings by the court I would go betting on the assumption that if you bought it, you can do whatever you want.

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  99. Nah, you see.... by dmarien · · Score: 1

    Even if you don't like the software's license, mange to remove it; hate the sticker preventing you from opening the CD w/o reading the license, manage to circumvent that -- you're still bound by your EULA (everyone's unescapable life agreement), which you accepted by being born and which menas you agree to contribute to microsoft's world domination by doing anything and everything this guy deems appropriate.

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  100. Definition of a "copy"; OEM refunds by yerricde · · Score: 2

    The Product is licensed, not sold.

    The Product != a copy of the Product. The Product is a program; the law defines a copy of the Product as a medium containing such a program: "'Copies' are material objects, other than phonorecords, in which a work is fixed by any method now known or later developed, and from which the work can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device." (17 USC 101).

    IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

    This is a "linchpin clause"; the enforceability of the entire EULA hangs on the enforceability of this sentence. This means I should be able to format c: and return the XP discs to the OEM. If the OEM refuses to give me the "full refund" on the OEM license fee for this copy of Windows, then the OEM becomes a party to my violation of the EULA. Would "I cannot comply with the EULA if the OEM refuses to issue a refund" hold up in a small-claims lawsuit against the OEM?

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    1. Re:Definition of a "copy"; OEM refunds by cscx · · Score: 2

      Well, that sentence didn't come from the OEM EULA, so I don't know if it holds up. OTOH, it says "your place of purchase..." but you never purchased it; the OEM did. Therefore can you return it? Is it more of a transfer of license than anything else? One of those "sorry, no refunds" type of deals?

      On that note here is the diary of some joker that thought he could pull this off with HP.

  101. Question... by Jesterr · · Score: 1

    In contract negotiations, it's possible to strike through sections, rewrite sections, and add your own sections...

    I wonder, if you changed a EULA on the disk, to something more appropriate, then clicked "I agree" to the changed EULA that is displayed, what the courts would do with that.

    This is, assuming, that there's no "encryption method" employed to hide the EULA, or they'd nail you with the DCMA.

    As to trying to get a refund, what if you stopped payment on your credit card, for the purchase of the software? Having threatened to do that before to a manager when he refused to give me a full refund or exchange for a defective product (TV, didn't work, they claimed I improperly installed it, thus making it my negligence), I know it's an effective negotiation tool with a store.

    Jesterr.

  102. Actually, I bought a CD and a box by marcus · · Score: 0, Troll

    You know, a plastic disk with spiral dot patterns on them. In addition to that I usually get a bunch of paper, dried ink, and cardboard. That's all trash. What I want is the CD. I like to look at them. I like to shine lights on them and look at and sometimes record the fancy reflections. I've even got a gizmo that takes the reflections and converts them to electricity which is used to move magnets. Sometimes it makes some really nice sounds. Other times I use those reflection patterns to make all kinds images on my screen.

    I've also used them as coasters.

    When I was in college, we used them as pee targets for freshmen. If you made it through the hole, you came out clean. If you missed, it spattered back.

    After I'm tired of all that, I take them to the gun range and use them as targets.

    What I have not done is copy either the dot patterns or the fancy ink patterns on the trash that comes with it and distribute the copies.

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  103. Chicken vs. egg by yerricde · · Score: 1

    You give me proof of insurance and proof of a current drivers license, I have you sign the title and registration...

    You need a driver's license to get insurance, you need insurance to get a car, but you need a car to pass the driver's license test. Do I smell a chicken-and-egg infinite descent here?

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  104. EULA by stwar · · Score: 1

    I am not sure about everyone else .. but does it really matter what the companies put in their EULA .. I for one have never EVER read one .. but to say that I care about these I dont for I have never ever purchased a peace of software in my life.... I rely on open sourced software as much as I can for other things I just download them .. everyone does this ..

    so I say let them put what ever they want in theit eula .. I wont pay for it I will use it acording to my needs ...

  105. Ever take a cab? by tutal · · Score: 1

    In my mind EULAs are like taking a cab or hitching a ride. Typical EULAs ask that you agree to their terms before using their software. If you don't agree with it, you can choose not to use the software. Likewise, if you don't like the rates, you don't have to take a cab. There are alternatives, in software there's the GPL (or other OSS license) which still has requirements to it. In transportation, there's always hitching a ride with someone, a bus, or the GPL/OSS transportation of hoofing it. Just like walking, using GPL/OSS may take a bit more work, but it is much healthier (at least for the wallet) and you don't end up with the nasty smell of shrinkwraped licenses.

    -ok, so the analogy sucks, but when it comes down to it, either play fairly with the proprietary software game, or join the GPL/OSS game. Either way, play by the rules, or you may piss off the other players.

  106. OpenOffice.org by kasparov · · Score: 1

    Hey I just tried using this on OpenOffice.org 1.0 and it didn't work!!! :)

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  107. Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advice by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law.

    Which may, in fact, be not at all. Absent the EULA, you have no license. Absent a license, the bounds of the copyright act preclude any reproduction, derivation or distribution of the copy you have. Since USE of software has been treated by the courts as a reproduction (since it entails loading a copy from a fixed disk to RAM), your unlicensed execution of the program may well be violating their copyright. The virtue of the EULA is it gives you a use license. Since you bypassed the EULA, it is unlikely you would prevail on any implied license theory.

    In short, if you are serious about this as a legal strategy, please first consult with competent counsel you have engaged who has carefully studied the particular facts of your case. If you are reading this proposal, please consider the source and the possibility that the legal advice in the original posting (and this response -- which is not legal advice by the way) may be worth what you paid for it.

  108. I'd like to take issue with the header comment . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the script's header comment:
    I do not condone copying commercial software without paying for it, if for no other reason than such behavior is precisely what gives us crazy, unconstitutional laws like the DMCA in the first place.


    No, greedy, ignorant, useless executives and politicians is what gives us unconstitutional laws.

  109. The disc *is* the copy by yerricde · · Score: 2

    If you don't own the copy, but only the disk, then it seems that section 117 has been legal-hacked.

    The letter of United States law states that the disc is the copy, making it a logical impossibility to own one but not the other. (Law outside the United States may differ.) According to 17 USC 101: "'Copies' are material objects, other than phonorecords, in which a work is fixed by any method now known or later developed, and from which the work can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device."

    I'm not a lawyer, but here's my armchair analysis of some sample contract language:

    "The software is licensed not sold." You bought a copy, which gives you (the owner of a copy) rights under section 117, and you are licensing the work itself, which gives you additional rights.

    "The copy of the software is licensed not sold." This language would be completely equivalent to a rental agreement. (Under section 109, only the copyright owner can authorize software rental agreements.)

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  110. Re: breaking warranty seals on computers by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
    I used to work for a couple "mom and pop" type computer builders that always placed those "void if broken" seals on PCs. I don't think any of us really expected them to be legally binding if we got in a big fight with a customer. It was just an attempt to deter people from tinkering around inside their PC if they didn't know what they were doing.
    Funny story: for a while, HP put shiny, official-looking stickers across the seams of their consumer PCs (so that you couldn't open the case without tearing the sticker) that actually said "Breaking this seal DOES NOT void warranty."

    Being shiny and official-looking, it still deterred 95% of the bozos who didn't know what they were doing.

    In fact, after fixing a customer's PC once, she complained that I (an HP Authorized Technician) had broken the seal. I had to explain to her that the seal really didn't mean anything and that her warranty was still valid, but I don't think she really believed me.

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  111. Windows Refund Day by yerricde · · Score: 1

    and when I read that EULA if I don't agree, I can return it

    If the OEM doesn't issue a refund, does this make the OEM a party to the violation of the EULA?

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  112. Easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply say that the EULA was never displayed to you. Be it key-bounce, and artifact of that game of wuake in the background during the install, or whatever, there are hundreds of hiccups that could cause the EULA to be mechanically agreed to without human intervention of any sort.

    While a vendor could claim you entered into the agreement, without witnesses or other supporting evidence I don't see as how the claim could be even remotely enforceable.

    In the event no EULA was presented, you would simply have to assume that you were bound solely by conventional copyright restrictions, first-sale rules, etc.

    Eliminating the EULA is simply a clever ploy that does little more than prove that you knew it was not something you wanted to agree to and thus intentionally ignored and clicked through anyway. It's even worse than clicking "I Agree" and not meaning it. At least there you could claim that any infringement was unintentional or as a result of a misunderstanding of the agreement terms (it's not like they are easy to read or subsequently available for review post-install).

  113. you copied it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey,

    this is a BIG mistake. So, since you didn't agree to the EULA, you must abide by the copyright on the material. In other words you weren't allowed to install the software to your harddrive since that made a copy of the material on the CD. It sounds like any piece of software you install is in violation of the copyright law.

  114. Hash the contract by yerricde · · Score: 1

    My favroit EULA have alwase been the ones used in online forms. Where they put the EULA in a TEXTAREA. I remove all the text and replace it with "I AGREE TO NOTHING". Is this still legaly binding?

    If you don't get an error message after that, it means the web developer hasn't done her homework. You're supposed to SHA-1 the contract submitted in the POST form so that you can prove that the contract presented and the contract submitted are one and the same.

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    1. Re:Hash the contract by red5 · · Score: 2

      You'd think they'd do that. But they don't.
      None of the scripts I have hit did. Even sun's java download sites don't.

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  115. Impossible for US residents by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Use GNU or Open Source software or write your own.

    This is often impossible in the United States because of patents.

    "So leave the USA." Do you know how much that costs? Upwards of six figures. Most of us don't have that kind of money.

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    1. Re:Impossible for US residents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? I find it quite possible.

  116. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by gosand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems like the standard (BS) agreement. But I found it interesting that THIS agreement covers ALL the software that is distributed with the computer. So I wonder what would happen to Dell's EULA if they sold a system with Linux on it? Does that mean that their EULA would supercede the GPL? That doesn't sound right.

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  117. Did anybody actually *read* the script? by adb · · Score: 1

    There's a significant bug right at the bottom: stuff that should be assigned to Term2 is being assigned to Term1, so the first regular expression will match the wrong stuff and the second regular expression will either fail to match or match everything, depending on what "new Regexp" gives you. (This is the first VBScript I've ever read, so I don't know what non-obvious stuff does.) Furrfu. If you aren't catching blatant stuff like that, how are you going to notice if it, say, kills your dog, burns your house down, and emails all your files to identity thieves in Bolivia?

  118. OEM becomes a party to EULA violation by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling I'm going to have to pay the MS tax

    If the OEM refuses to issue a refund when you return your Microsoft software, then a good lawyer may be able to argue that the OEM becomes a party to violation of the EULA.

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    1. Re:OEM becomes a party to EULA violation by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Interesting... but can't they establish a policy that I can't buy the system without MS garbage on it?

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  119. The easy way out of the EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just treat it like the software.

    "No, your honor. The EULA said that the vendor couldn't be held liable for a faulty piece of work. Since they clearly worked on the EULA, I don't see how they can possibly be held liable for it -- and, in turn, how they can claim any damages from me not treating it as gospel truth. It's not my fault I used it to tunnel into their Passport servers and run the 'update users set profession = 'transvestite hooker'' query... their EULA said that there's no liability for damages like that."

  120. Re:You broke it already...not by trezor · · Score: 1

    As if you've read and agreed to any EULAs anyway. You just pushed the "I agree"-button and thought "Damn they're anoying."

    Have EULAs ever been tested in court btw.?

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  121. Mattress Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and I'll bet you remove those tags from *ALL* of your matresses!
    Wait till I tell the MATTRESS POLICE

  122. Virus !, lol,,,,,,take that MS ! by CDWert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone needs to roll this script in a VIRUS scanner. So whenever the app gets on the machine it gets scanned and flagged as a virus, with the FIX option then removing the EULA.

    MS calls the GPL liscence Viral , Hell they started calling names first, if you wrap this in a Virus scanner and get hauled into court , the judge ask "why you felt your prodect could remove the EULA" look you honor at all these press clippings calling the GPL if the GPL can be viral so can the MS EULA, and Hence I can remove it :)

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  123. But.. by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    By conciously adding a utility to disable viewing the EULA, aren't you in effect agreeing to it? I mean, you KNOW the EULA is going to be there and you are choosing to install the software anyway. How is that different than seeing it and installing the software?

  124. Empower Joe User- let him edit the EULA on the fly by HopeOS · · Score: 1

    The whole business of the EULA is obviously ridiculous, but for the Average Joe, why not an application that allows him to modify the EULA on the fly? Or remove it altogether? It seems to me that it would further empower Joe to blow the whole thing off and further bring about the following realization:

    Ordinarily, both parties negotiate the terms of a contract, modifying the contract up until the point at which it is signed (somtimes after, if provisions are made for it.) You should be able to modify the EULA prior to actually agreeing to it. The fact that the vendor is not present is irrelevent since they will never receive a copy of it or sign it themselves anyway. If that really mattered to them, they'd make provisions for it.

    As for the technical challenge, I would imagine that attaching to the process in the same manner as a debugger would be a good start. The EULA control handle is easily retrievable and a newly added code page with a SendMessage(hEULA,WM_SETTEXT,pszNewEULA) would largely do the trick. If not, how about SendMessage(hEULA,WM_DESTROY) and blow it away altogether. Presumably, this problem is a simple task for some innovative programmer.

    Hopefully in the end, if ever brought to court, a judge would throw the entire sordid mess out based on the fact that any user can change the text of any EULA at any time, making whatever draconian provisions the vendor is forcing on the consumers completely unenforceable without a signed contract. At any rate, it might break the technical barrier for a non-tech-savvy judge.

    -Hope

  125. A much easier way around it by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have my 11 year old daughter install software. I have not given her permission to enter into a binding contract.

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    1. Re:A much easier way around it by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Funny

      Careful, you are now legally prohibited by the DMCA from creating any countermeasures to software protection, so you had better get some contraceptives right away or you could end up going to jail.

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  126. My license idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the place where you buy software will not let you return a opened package, even if you didn't agree with they EULA, they should force you to sign the EULA in person, on paper, before you get a copy of the software.

    This will probably make people think about reading them, and causes them to be much more legally enforceable. It will probably also show how LONG many licenses really are.

    my 5th a dime
    --z3r0_d

  127. Slow ass Canadian driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good God!

    I presume the above are in kph.
    50 kph=31 mph
    80 kph=50 mph

    The latter speed is quite slow for a freeway!

    Heck in Las Vegas, the lowest it gets even through the interchange is 55mph (88kph).

    For much of the freeway within city limits it is 65 mph (105 kph).

    Damn, if I had to deal with speed limits as low as yours, I'd move to America too!

  128. Re:removing signs to drive without speed limit by repoleved · · Score: 1

    hahaha.. nice try, but i wonder what the fine is for vandalizing city property? and isn't there a default speed limit, like 50 or so, faster than which you had better not go without permission from a sign?

  129. It's Called Best Effort by tarsi210 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reasons EULAs and such things are done, from what I know (IANAL), is for a reason called "Best Effort".

    Best Effort means that if and when your company ever gets hauled into court for some stupid lawsuit, you need to be able to show that you made a "best effort" against whatever event that caused the lawsuit. If you can show that, the liklihood that you won't be held liable is higher.

    EXAMPLE: I own a house. I have a sidewalk. During the winter it gets ice on it. I go out twice a day and salt the sidewalk to prevent ice, as well as scoop the ice and snow from it. An old lady comes and slips. She sues me for poor maintenance of the sidewalk. I can present my case as a "best effort" case. I did my best to prevent the sidewalk from being slippery and therefore it is not my fault that she still slipped and fell.

    With EULAs, it's a matter of CYA (Cover Your Ass). If you didn't put one and got hauled into court because your software farked up a whole bunch of financial records, for instance, the court would say, "Look, you didn't even try to warn the user that your software might screw up, therefore you're liable." With an EULA you at least have shown that you tried to protect yourself. The EULA itself doesn't necessarily have to be enforceable; the fact that it makes an effort in a 'safe' direction is enough.

    1. Re:It's Called Best Effort by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      Depending on the law in your area, shoveling your sidewalk once may get you into the position where you are considered vicariously responsible for someone slipping as they were presuming you would keep it clean thereafter.

      Not touching it at all (since its crown land) may be safer.

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    2. Re:It's Called Best Effort by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. But, like the poster said.. how fair is it that you get the agreements AFTER you buy the product? Has anyone that has worked in a computer store ever had anyone come back and return software because they couldn't agree to the EULA? Of course not.. people should know what they are buying (and what they will have to agree to) BEFORE they buy it. Doing a search on Microsoft.com for 'EULA' showed up some tech support articles, and that's it. I think that EULAs should be invalid unless customers can view them before buying the software..

    3. Re:It's Called Best Effort by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      Many places in the U.S. you can be fined for not shoveling your sidewalk, although it is rarely enforced.

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  130. What happens to the GPL... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if EULAs are eventually ruled invalid?

    1. Re:What happens to the GPL... by rockwalrus · · Score: 1

      The GPL is explicitly written differently than a EULA. As the GPL even states, you do NOT have to agree to the terms of the GPL, but if you do not do so, you cannot do anything beyond the normal privleges of copyright law. If you choose to do something not allowed by normal copyright law, like distribute modifications, then of course you are accepting the terms of the GPL, because that is the only way that you can get those privleges.

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  131. Re: What use is the copy? by hburch · · Score: 2

    Yes, you may own the copy. However, under copyright laws, you cannot produce a copy of that copy without permission of the copyright holder. Thus, in order to copy the code into RAM or a hard disk, you must agree to a license which allows you to do so. Otherwise, you are creating a copy without permission of the copyright holder

    This ignores the notion of "fair use" because I'm not familiar enough with the restrictions (IANAL, just in case that was not obvious). Creating a copy of the program on your hard disk is hardly a "backup" of the original if it is the only copy you use (and this ignores the second (partial) copy of the program in memory). This is somewhat akin to the GPL argument on copying, where you do not have to accept the license, but if you do not, then nothing else gives you permission to distribute copies (or derivative works).

    I recall a similar argument has been used before in court for disallowing copies. Unfortunately, I do not recall the specific case or the result.

  132. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since USE of software has been treated by the courts as a reproduction (since it entails loading a copy from a fixed disk to RAM), your unlicensed execution of the program may well be violating their copyright.

    Yes, once upon a time the courts made that ruling. Then congress passed this:

    Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner
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  133. Just did, actually... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    Thankfully it was a pre-owned house, and was built at a time when people cared about quality construction, and I don't have an HOA...

    But anyhow, by signing such agreements, without reading them over carefully, you are simply allowing others to, in effect, "lord" over the land you own (or will own, in time). Before I would sign an HOA agreement, I would read it super carefully, and if I didn't understand it, I would take it to a lawyer who has experience in such areas. Any part of it I didn't like I would cross through, make amendments, etc - it is a business contract, plain and simple - within reason, you should be able to do what you want on your property. I know of people who have been fined by their HOA for simply changing their oil in their garage! That is ABSURD.

    However, most EULAs you don't get the chance to read before "opening the box", and after opening the package you can't get a refund if you don't like the terms, nor can you change and agree to the terms at will like any other contract (which in B2B large software contract jobs, is part of the business - if you are a business and want a copy of Oracle for your business, you sit down and sign a contract with Oracle, and you "discuss"/"haggle" over the terms over a period of several weeks, before making the final signature)...

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  134. Re: What use is the copy? by aozilla · · Score: 2

    However, under copyright laws, you cannot produce a copy of that copy without permission of the copyright holder. Thus, in order to copy the code into RAM or a hard disk, you must agree to a license which allows you to do so.

    Wrong.

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  135. EULA *after* install by Keighvin · · Score: 1

    Some MS products go through the entire installation process before requiring authentication and EULA acceptance now. They still contain phrases such as "By installing this software..."

    Reminds me of the Simpson's episode with the disclaimer after an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, "The preceeding cartoon may have contained violence inappropriate for some viewers."

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  136. The beauty and subtle grace of vb syntax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Escapes me yet again.

  137. Licensing is not Owning by Thrasymachos · · Score: 1

    Actually, when you spend money for software, in most cases you are not purchasing the software (code) itself, but a license allowing you to use the software (code) in the manner intended by the creator/distributor. That's why it's called an End User LICENSE Agreement. License doesn't equal ownership, merely permission to use something owned by someone else. The physical media the software was transmitted on/in (CD, jewelcase, box) becomes your property at the time of purchase, but the software (code) itself remains the property of the creator/distributor.

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    1. Re:Licensing is not Owning by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
      No, the ONE COPY of the software becomes yours. Therefore you can do whatever the heck you like with that one copy. You bought it, and you have a reasonable expectation to be able to use what you bought. A license is completely different from a sale, and when you took the box to the cash register, you participated in a sale.

      If you try to copy it and redistribute it, now, that changes the situation, but we aren't talking about that; we're just talking about your right to use the copy you bought.

  138. Re: What use is the copy? by hburch · · Score: 1
    That would be the information with which I was unfamiliar. Thanks for the correction. From the link:

    Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided:

    1. that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner, or
    2. that such new copy or adaptation is for archival purposes only and that all archival copies are destroyed in the event that continued possession of the computer program should cease to be rightful.
    "essential step" is a little vague, but it certainly covers copying into RAM and probabily installing on to hard drive if it cannot be run from the original CD (or whatever it came on).
  139. Speaking of bad software. by FacePlant · · Score: 2

    The title of that page is apparantly "Included Page Header"

    Doh!

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  140. Make a bad EULA just to make a legal precedent! by statusbar · · Score: 2

    This may be a great idea, actually!

    Set up a EULA with LEGAL terms, verify it with a lawyer so that it does not constitute an illegal contract - Yet make it Absurd. THEN, get your friend to sue you over the absurdity of the EULA and let your friend win.

    Would this then constitue a legal precedent against EULA's?

    --Jeff

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    1. Re:Make a bad EULA just to make a legal precedent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Setting up cases like this to set a precedent is illegal. A court can only be viable if both sides work on their arguments 100%. So suing your friend is very risky because the judge might begin to suspect you're cooperating. This cannot be tolerated as it will make the legal system that much weaker.

  141. Blindfold by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I always blindfold myself before installing any software. So, since I can't read the EULA, it doesn't count.

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  142. The unfortunate thing... by yjjeep95 · · Score: 1

    is that there are not enough people who care about it to make a difference. Even if everyone who read slashdot + everyone who uses Linux + everyone who hates Microsoft all did the exact thing that is being proposed here... refusing to accept EULA's and such, there would still be the vast majority of lemmings in this country that would continue clicking "I agree" and would not do anything to put a stop to it. This country is run by large companies and populated by lemmings and the few of us individuals that have minds of our own are not going to make any kind of a difference by normal means. The only way to invalidate EULA's would be for someone to get sued over it and set a legal precedence, but that's not going to happen because the people that have the money to pull that off are either lemmings, big companies, or owned by one of the two and don't want to displease either. The best way to slip through the fingers of the EULA is to go Open Source... that's not practical, though. Open Source is getting there, but at the moment, Linux IS NOT a desktop OS. There are windowing environments for it, there are applications for it, but until MAJOR software vendors (Adobe, Symantec, Microsoft) start developing their software to work on Linux as well as Windows, Linux will NEVER be a desktop OS. Additionally, until someone starts making Linux about 10,000,000 times easier to set up than it is, the majority of the lemmings in the US won't want to touch it, because that might mean they have to actually learn something! My solution? Piracy. It's illegal, it's immoral, and it's the only way to avoid the EULA completely. I don't recommend it, and I will never admit to actually doing it, but it is the one clear way to avoid the EULA.

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  143. I got a refund from the shop by samjam · · Score: 1

    I bugh a copy of Click'n'Create in the bad old days but not till you open the box do you see a stupid license that stops you distributing yourself the games you create unless you pay a load more money..

    My wife took it back to "GAME" and they said "No sorry", so I took it back and they accepted it no questions asked.

    I didn't even get a chance to explain about the stupid license, they just took it and gave a refund.

  144. bug in script, regular expression term name by Rocky+Mudbutt · · Score: 1
    In the script, A Malfunction (task@hand.invalid) wrote:
    ' Second regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term2 = New RegExp
    term1.Pattern = "(reverse-?\s*engineer|dis-?assemble|de-?compile|a s-?\s*is)"
    term1.Global = True
    term1.IgnoreCase = True
    Perhaps what was meant was:
    ' Second regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term2 = New RegExp
    term2.Pattern = "(reverse-?\s*engineer|dis-?assemble|de-?compile|a s-?\s*is)"
    term2.Global = True
    term2.IgnoreCase = True
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  145. Better hack by leifb · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't it be more worthwhile to create a script that *alters* the text of the EULA to something more to your liking (but still fair and legal), and then sends a copy of that new agreement to the legal department of the software company?


    With a clause at the end saying "You also recognize the purchaser's right to continue use of the product until an agreement can be reached by both parties. Failure to reply within thirty days signifies your acceptance of this altered agreement. "


    GPL it, give it to all your friends and encourage distribution. Watch all Hell break loose.

  146. My Dad changed the EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mt brother bought a student windows pack while he was living at home but the license said only HE could use it. So my dad took a pen out and changed the license on the form he sent back.

    MS didn't "notice" and still sent the CD's back, so my dad and brother were running a student copy under a different license.

    But how daft to say the rest of thehousehold can't use it!

  147. Re:DCMA....Uhh...NO by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    silence is not legal acceptance so if you don't agree to the eula you aren't agreeing to it.

  148. I don't recommend it. by timothy · · Score: 1

    In fact, I think EULAs are a good argument for free (and freer) software, and that using software to ignore EULAs by proxy is more of a political point rather than one intended to provide a legal defense.

    EULAs (IMO) are generally silly as contracts (no meeting of minds, obfuscated language printed too small in tiny windows, no advance agreement in the case of most boxed software, etc) and this is an amusing reaction to them, but I don't recommend this sort of workaround. I like that it's drawing attention to EULA realities, though.

    I'm not exactly a Microsoft basher in general -- in fact, I think Microsoft is being unfairly persecuted by the current antitrust bullying, and that people should be allowed to buy or sell (or otherwise release) whatever sort of software they'd like. I think the USPS deserves the treatment MSFT is getting, and that MS's largest customer (the Federal government) is being awfully two-faced.

    On the other hand, I don't much like the crashes I've experienced on Windows machines, and I resent the obnoxious terms under which most Windows software is available. That doesn't mean that Microsoft, the company, hasn't done a huge amount to popularize GUIs for personal computers, added useful software over the years to their operating systems, and generally provided a popular, low-cost OS, sold software with enough utility that people seem happy to pay for it, etc. I'm amazed by the vitriol that many people express toward Microsoft, while still using their products.

    Like the old joke Woody Allen tells in Annie Hall, "... and such small portions!"

    There are alternatives I like much better than Microsoft software aesthetically / philisophically / practically, and for me Free software is more satisfying and useful than payware. YMMV, and TMMV, too. ("Their" for whichever They you like.)

    If I needed to (have no pressing reason, though), I could re-install Windows from the disks that came with my laptop ... but that would wipe out my current Linux install. (Restore disk is what came with it, not real install disks.)So I do *own* a copy, I just don't have any machines using it right now.

    (I didn't format that list by hand by the way; I used the Plan Old Text option like I'm about to use for this post, too :))

    timothy

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  149. A wild notion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lawyers might shout that voluntarily applying the vb script mentioned is not lawful (perhaps using the DMCA). But what about the following scheme:

    Hacker R. Hood makes a benevolent virus, whose only function is to present a user, while he is installing, with a neutered and generic EULA for him to agree to. If the user agrees to this plausible text, the _virus_ presses the OK-button of the hidden original EULA. This way the user has plausible deniablity: he can really believe that he has done everything by the book. But when legal problems raise their ugly heads, it sould be possible to determine that the user himself did not agree with any EULA belonging to the product, and hence is not bound to it! Futhermore, the original software has not been changed in any way, so no right will be voided. (IANAL, of course.)

    The likely result will be that EULA's will be changed so that contracting a virus will be considered a violation of EULA, adding to the already considerable pains of corporate software users...

  150. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by eed11 · · Score: 1

    If Dell sold their computer with Linux they wouldn't be allowed under the GPL to restrict Linux's use (the GPL forbids distributing GPLed software with other licenses). This wouldn't stop them from giving you a license that applies to everything else though.

  151. Not particularly comparable by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    There's a fairly large difference between "you can't run this software unless you dance like a chicken" and "you can't distribute modified versions of this software unless you dance like a chicken".

    99% of users (if not more) don't give a Remote Controlled Rat's ass about distributing modified versions, thus the latter EULA would save the world a whole lot of chicken-dancing.

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    "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
  152. His software by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    So does his software have a ELUA or other restrictions?

    Don't mod me up if this has been discussed as I was too lazy to read all 500 comments?

  153. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by David+Price · · Score: 2

    That's just Dell's opinion. Contract law actually requires (for most contracts) the presence of an intentional mark, made for the express purpose of agreement to the contract. None of those acts described fit the bill; they are all things that occur in the normal course of usage of the software.

    This is like you coming up to me on the street, selling me a newspaper, and then saying to me, "By opening that newspaper, you agree to never use it to line your birdcage." This is patently ridiculous - it's my newspaper now, not yours, and if Polly needs some cage lining, there's nothing you can do about it. Your statement that I agree has no force, because I do not in fact agree. Agreements require actual two-way consent, and for commercial software, that means signing real contracts.

    This would be simple from a software company's perspective - require businesses that obtain your software to mandate that customers sign EULA cards or somesuch. But as it is, these "agreements" are not agreed upon, and so are not binding contracts.

  154. Best solution of all here by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have my pet rock hit the keys. I just hope they never throw it in jail.

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  155. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    This agreement covers all software that is distributed with the Dell computer, for which there is no separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software (collectively the "Software").

    the GPL is considered a separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software so that agreement does not apply to the GPL'd stuff installed.

  156. circumvention device by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    may constitute REVERSE ENGINEERING th

    If this script is no circumvention device i do not know what is. To write the script you first have to reverse engeneer (i dont know how to do that).

    On the other part: removing a gnu licence from a source file does not make it less gnufull.

  157. Re:You broke it already...not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if someone under 18 breaks the seal or clicks through? A minor can't make a binding contract.

  158. Re:LUNIX SUCKS!!! by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
    Ever get that feeling that the trolls are getting laizier than they used to be? Back in the day, a nice troll would have a well thought out though completely wrong post and would get to laugh as 20 people explained to them how they are wrong.

    These days the trolls just aren't giving it their all any more. I miss the good old days.

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  159. Re:DCMA....Uhh...NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tnere is no section "57" in the DCMA -- this is all just a bunch of made up nonsense and you are all on crack. Especially sambuco and the poet.

  160. Reverse agreements by eet23 · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible to get away with the following: Pay for the software by check, and on the back of it write something like "By paying in this check, you agree to give me unlimited rights to copy, disassemble and modify the software, placing no restrictions on what I can do" The only real difference between that and an EULA is that the company can afford lawyers.

  161. Re:You broke it already...not by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

    Not only that but the COVER to the gas cap is locked and you can't see the sticker until after you buy the car and they allow you to open it.

    click-wrap / shrink-wrap needs a good solid court case to make them unenforcable. I have never heard of a case going to court all the way through. Anyone have any references to court cases one way or the other?

  162. ehhh by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    Actually, you're wrong...

    If I take a contract, and photocopy it, with tape over the words, so that the copy comes out blank, and then sign it, I'm bound by what the blank piece of paper says, NOT THE ORIGINAL contract, because YOU DIDN'T SIGN the original contract.

    The computer is used as a delivery mechanism. Just because the company is too stupid to realise how poor that mechanism is for delivering this is their own fault.

    If the same company gave me the license written on paper, and I walk over to joe blow and give him a blank piece of paper to sign, that doesn't bind him to the original contract. PRESENTATION of a contract is critical. That's why when you get a court summons, they don't send joe somebody to your house to deliver it to you, they need to send an authority figure.

    1. Re:ehhh by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      But I would take the stance that we are not talking about a photocopy here, we are talking about the original. You are still installing the same piece of software and "signing the same piece of paper", so to speak. And that masking tape can be pulled off after it is signed to reveal the words underneath! :-) Much as I hate EULAs I don't think that this line of circumvention will work.

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  163. Windows = Office by systemaster · · Score: 1

    You say you've hear it a few times...I sold computers for a while. Most people think windows is office. Alot of people who really shouldn't buy a computer do, some for their kids some to keep up with the Jonses next door. Thing is, if they had the cash a salesman will take it, no problem taking money. I once had someone come in wanting a computer to host a web site, and was going to hook the new computer up over a phone line. I told him to get a biz grade DSL, he said no, but I still took the cash. Flip side is if you know whats what you get real good quick service. Of course there are the people that think they know more than they do...two guys came in insisting that a monitor freq of 70 vs. 75 hz(or some little difference) made some actual difference for normal users. Made me laugh

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  164. What are you talking about? by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    You are BUYING the software, because nowhere did anybody present you with a LICENSE agreement AT TIME OF PURCHASE, so the SALES DOCTRINE will apply... You CANNOT turn a purchase into a lease AFTER THE FACT....

    This like you go to buy your car... Two years later some goons come to your house, saying you need to return the car or pay up. The goons inform you that you leased the car not purchased it, because if you would taken a close look at the ignition switch, you would see the engraved words that say, "By inserting key into this slot, you hereby agree to the terms listed under the mat in the trunk.", to which you'll find the lease agreement.

  165. no they wouldn't by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    They would take the law verbatim. If they used the "spirit of the law", it would not be acceptable to take advantage of the oh so many damn loop holes in the tax code :)

  166. comsumer power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Assuming open-source software offers a reasonable alternative, might it be possible to get a vast majority of consumers to refuse to use M$ products while the EULA exists, and instead force M$ into a position where they provide the consumer with a release form nullifying any M$ EULA. M$ has the resources to produce good software, but consumers need to make M$ service them, not the other way around.

    Perhaps a anti-EULA software union needs to be created.

  167. script is broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ' First regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term1 = New RegExp
    term1.Pattern = "(license\s*agreement|eula|terms\s*and\s*condition s|limited\s*license|limited\s*warranty)"
    term1.Gl obal = True
    term1.IgnoreCase = True

    ' Second regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term2 = New RegExp
    term1.Pattern = "(reverse-?\s*engineer|dis-?assemble|de-?compile|a s-?\s*is)"
    term1.Global = True
    term1.IgnoreCase = True

    should be :

    ' First regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term1 = New RegExp
    term1.Pattern = "(license\s*agreement|eula|terms\s*and\s*condition s|limited\s*license|limited\s*warranty)"
    term1.Gl obal = True
    term1.IgnoreCase = True

    ' Second regex for matching common EULA terms. We insist on at least one match
    ' in each group to increase accuracy.
    Set term2 = New RegExp
    term2.Pattern = "(reverse-?\s*engineer|dis-?assemble|de-?compile|a s-?\s*is)"
    term2.Global = True
    term2.IgnoreCase = True

  168. So what does one actually DO with the SVLA? by jabster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are you really supposed to do with it?

    Give it to the teeny-bopper checking you out at Best buy?

    Give it to the manager?

    Or the software manufacturer?

    either way, how do you get your money back?

    --john

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  169. Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a funny idea. Let's all mail letters to people with a label on the outside saying "By opening this envelope, you agree to contract inside" and "URGENT! OPEN IMMEDIATELY!"

    By the way, that's not a serious remark.

  170. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    Yes, once upon a time the courts made that ruling. Then congress passed [Section 117]

    Wrong, so wrong. Both the Southeastern and MAI cases postdated adoption of Section 117 of the Copyright Act. Both courts held that the defendant was not an "owner" of the copy (the legal significance of the "you are a bailee, not owner" arguments). Like it or not, the Congress reversed the "owner" issue in the MAI case as part of the DMCA, but only when the software is used to maintain a machine. Thus, while the Congress repaired the situation somewhat, at the same time they ratified the earlier Court's decision about its inapplicability to non-title-holders.

    There are other cases (also post-Section 117) that tend to cast doubt on the broad construction you would like to assert.

    As I said earlier -- don't rely on your own legal advices here, or free advice of others -- this is tricky stuff and you are sure to get your money's worth for the free advice.

  171. By reading this you agree to send me $1.000 by gotan · · Score: 2

    I mean, where is the difference? The click-thrugh and shrinkwrap-licenses are totaly onesided, and normally contain some clause stating that you already agreed by opening whatever package to be able to read them. Wy not send letters around with a wording like "By opening this letter you agreed to ..." whatever. Also note, that there is already a contract. you entered it when paying for the product. Usually content, software and the like are automatically protected by copyrights, and that is sufficient. How can that funny clickaway agreement do away with an existing contract anyway, and why should anyone agree to give away his rights to enter into such an unfavorable and onesided agreement?

    Even funnier is the idea to make that agreement subject to changes at the whim of the vendor (by refering to some website in the agreement). What is a privacy-policy worth that can be changed any day by one party?

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  172. Spell checker without grammar checker is useless by yerricde · · Score: 1

    WordPad is missing the all important spell check feature

    Spell check is useless without grammar check.

    A DOG IS
    IS A MAN'S
    BEST FIEND.

    There are two problems in the above blockquote, and a spell checker won't catch them. It also won't catch homophones, and it won't catch typos that happen to land on a word (from/form).

    Grammar check has its own set of problems too, especially given that natural language parsing is still not an exact field.

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  173. Re:Spell checker without grammar checker is useles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the best solution might be...

    *GASP*

    ...learning some fucking spelling and grammar.

    ...learning some fucking, spelling and grammar.

    There's your starting point - figure out the difference between those two sentence completions.
    You're on your way!
    (not directed at the parent)

  174. Thick Skulled -- DON'T USE IT by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    Whiners. If the EULA is THAT bad, take the damn thing back to the store. Can't live without the program? Then shut up and accept it.

    It really is that black and white: Agree and use it ; Don't agree, don't use it.

    The end.

    I'm so sick of hearing about this.

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    1. Re:Thick Skulled -- DON'T USE IT by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      Whiners. If the EULA is THAT bad, take the damn thing back to the store. Can't live without the program? Then shut up and accept it.



      Again, it's already been paid for, and they're trying to add additional terms to the contract after the fact. If they're willing to refund the purchase price, plus my time at normal contracting rates for evaluating their additional and undisclosed at the time of purchase contract terms, plus my time travelling back to the store, plus the cost of gas etc, then I might consider your position reasonable.

      As it is, even if I do take it back to the store, I end up losing both time and money on the deal due to them trying to change the contract after money changed hands. Why don't they - as people have already pointed out - print the EULA on the outside of the box so that you could read it before purchasing ?


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  175. Other options by tpv · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be easier to hack the resource in the installer so that instead of
    I agree to be bound by the above terms
    it instead says
    I do not agree to your stupid EULA - so there!
    click Next, and watch it install.

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  176. Yeah! by inKubus · · Score: 2

    We live in a DEMOCRACY! THOSE BASTARDS WORK *FOR US*. All we have to do is get all of America to agree.

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  177. Schrodinger's Cat by mattr · · Score: 2
    How about a script which flips a coin on whether it should click the button for you or not? Until checked, the EULA contract would be in a superposition of the eigenstates that you agree or do not agree.

    Set the amount that you agree to some very low number, say 1 out of 100. Unless the EULA'd program uninstalls itself as soon as it detects a "No, I do not agree" button click, the program will undoubtedly run correctly after one or two hundred iterations.

    The neat thing is that every time the script is run with a positive "I agree" button click, another universe where this did not happen must be created. So on the balance nobody is agreeing to anything.

    Of course since you don't know if your automoton script made the "I agree" button click, or if the EULA window just gave up or crashed after 100 or 100,000 iterations, so you are not guilty of having consciously agreed to the contract in this universe either. I think the odds of a windows program breaking from memory leak or memory error after 100,000 iterations is more likely than that I would read a EULA before clicking on it.

    It would be the same thing as if an antivirus program stopped the EULA from appearing in the first place, or clicked through it before you saw it. Or maybe some spyware broke the EULA window. (hmm.. ) Windows in general is so chaotic and untrustworthy it is ridiculous to imagine a contract being upheld on it. In this universe or any other..

  178. complain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Consumers already have the power to fight overly restrictive IPOs without new laws, it's called letting your money talk.

    In most peoples case they have no choice but M$, it's everywhere, its' less intimidating cos their friends use it, a lot shops dont sell anything else and it's a brand name they know.

    What are 'ma and pa' (tm) supposed to do then, not buy any software, go without and suffer the rest of their computer deprived lives ? that's not really gunna impact M$ but it will impact 'ma and pa' heavily.

    that's called a monopoly.

  179. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Wrong, so wrong. Both the Southeastern and MAI cases postdated adoption of Section 117 of the Copyright Act. Both courts held that the defendant was not an "owner" of the copy (the legal significance of the "you are a bailee, not owner" arguments).

    Right... Because the defendant was maintaining a computer owned by someone else. I was referring to cases before Section 117 was passed, which are the reason that Section 117 was passed in the first place.

    There are other cases (also post-Section 117) that tend to cast doubt on the broad construction you would like to assert.

    What cases would that be? How about one where the owner of the CD is being sued for copying software into ram. Post Section 117, you won't find one.

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  180. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by Electrum · · Score: 2

    It seems like the standard (BS) agreement. But I found it interesting that THIS agreement covers ALL the software that is distributed with the computer. So I wonder what would happen to Dell's EULA if they sold a system with Linux on it? Does that mean that their EULA would supercede the GPL? That doesn't sound right.

    Of course not. Software EULA's prohibit you from doing things with the software that are not already covered by copyright law. You cannot distribute commercial software because of copyright, not because of the EULA. You can only distribute GPL'd software because of the GPL. Without the GPL, the software would fall under standard copyright laws. The GPL gives you more rights, it doesn't take any away.
  181. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    The issue isn't whether the computer is owned, but whether the copy is owned by the person asserting the Section 109 or 117 right. There is more than ample case law, including the dicta in the cases already cited, the Apple and CMG cases and various other cases on point.

    Once again, fair colleagues, rely not upon my ravings or those of my antagonists for your best advices, but rather on the advices of counsel you have hired -- this is hardly a slam-dunk question as some have characterized it, and it would be a shame to lose big because you relied upon the advices read here.

  182. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 1

    The issue isn't whether the computer is owned, but whether the copy is owned by the person asserting the Section 109 or 117 right.

    Yes, but how can you own a copy of software if you don't own the computer on which it resides?

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  183. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    Same way you can own a bank account without owning the ledger. Title to intangible personal property is an interesting thing.

  184. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Fair enough, but that doesn't apply to either of those two cases.

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  185. There are two sides to every story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and there are two sides to the story of the Censorware Project. Sig: What REALLY Happened to the Censorware Project

  186. There are two sides to every story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and there are two sides to the story of the Censorware Project.

    Sig: What REALLY Happened to the Censorware Project