My theory is that some alien species have senses that can detect TV transmissions, and the probing is an equivalent form of revenge. “This is for Seinfeld!”
More plausible, however, is that it’s CIA agents equipped with aerosol hallucinogens, slightly customized gas masks and dildos creating a cover story for black ops projects (or possibly just having an office party).
Hw long ago are you talking about, and have you accounted for inflation? It may not be as much of an improvement in real spending power as you think...
Not true, there are some highly competent Windows admins out there. There are also some people highly competent at banging their head against a wall. Here's a Venn diagram of these two groups:
Are you being ironic or ignorant?
OK, no idea what happened to those links, but way to ruin a gag, Slashdot.
Amazon has the perfect thing.
And just so nobody accuses me of partisanship in suggesting who should be framed, here’s one of Hillary.
Killbots? You realise this means the leader of the next US revolution will be Zapp Brannigan...
...the last root exploit only required you to type "root" and no password.
A computer does exactly as it’s instructed and you complain. There’s just no pleasing some people...
My theory is that some alien species have senses that can detect TV transmissions, and the probing is an equivalent form of revenge. “This is for Seinfeld!”
More plausible, however, is that it’s CIA agents equipped with aerosol hallucinogens, slightly customized gas masks and dildos creating a cover story for black ops projects (or possibly just having an office party).
The delivery driver can also change literally on their way out the door.
Bloody hell, they hire werewolves?!?
[Makes note not to order pizza on the full moon]
That isn’t going to make him any dumber...
Ah, but this is Microsoft...the only product they could build that wouldn’t suck is a sexbot.
They did, and confirmed it is indeed a hole.
BP, Sharp, Panasonic, Mitsubishi and Bosch probably aren't disappearing soon.
AdBlockPlus, NoScript and Ghostery are available as extensions for Safari.
SSDs will be automatically converted to APFS, HDDs and fusion drives won't.
But they could just send an instant message to it and let Pavlovian conditioning do the rest.
Long-time walterbyrd shared a new article
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Yes, that's who he's been his entire life.
Why is nobody advocating for more smelly, greasey, fat men in movies?
Because Jack Black.
That seems like a reasonable estimation to me, thanks for putting it into perspective.
Hw long ago are you talking about, and have you accounted for inflation? It may not be as much of an improvement in real spending power as you think...
Being President requires intelligence? That's a novel theory...
I knew airliners had inflatable escape ramps, but I didn't know they had escape goats too.
Not even the dead are that sleepy...
Power corrupts. Warp power corrupts and...um, warps?
Maybe I heard wrong, but I think Grace Jones is slave to the ribbon...
No, but percussive psychosurgery works.
Not true, there are some highly competent Windows admins out there. There are also some people highly competent at banging their head against a wall. Here's a Venn diagram of these two groups:
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