damn it klerck - where are the promised new exploits? These pages are thinner than Sarah Michelle Gellar. And much like her, they are covered in my man mustard.
stick it in your butt - I got in on a deal on an SGI 1600 lcd - 1600x1200, wide screen. All for 500 bucks - the closed out the line and some fool on their site came up with that price. Took three months to get it shipped but it was worth it. goatsex man on that screen could teach Klerck a thing or two about widening!
Tom - my penis is in need of attention but it is very sensitive - you seem like you would be very firm yet gentle with it. Will you come pleasure my tallywacker?
that's great - too bad they no longer sell win98 on OEM computers as of this June. To bad they will probably stop support for it by the end of this year. MS was certainly the largest and one of the first companies to not give free tech support on most of their software - they realized it costs too much.
my office overlooks the washington monument and the park by it in DC - there is some freaking marching band out here right now that just did a march to Pink's song 'get this party started' or whatever the hell it is. Anyone know where I can pickup a good rifle with a large clip in DC - besides every street corner in anacostia?
what anal planet are you from - what do you think all the reviews of books with easy links to amazon are. What about all the planted apple stories - like "study proves imac users get more hot gay sex."
No one is surprised to hear that katz is a furry - I am just thankful that he is having sex with animals and not little boys for now. I know Junis is relieved.
you filthy open sores hippies just love seeing a sucessful businessman destroyed, don't you? you probably dream about him going to jail where you could take him in the showers and open his source.
this should be sweet - fondly looking forward to the first mistaken charge or stolen card. I am sure all the warez d00ds will have plenty of cards to try.
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damn this is a fine, fine troll. Well in, sir.
damn it klerck - where are the promised new exploits? These pages are thinner than Sarah Michelle Gellar. And much like her, they are covered in my man mustard.
stick it in your butt - I got in on a deal on an SGI 1600 lcd - 1600x1200, wide screen. All for 500 bucks - the closed out the line and some fool on their site came up with that price. Took three months to get it shipped but it was worth it. goatsex man on that screen could teach Klerck a thing or two about widening!
New slashcode bug - Those links go to goatse.cx - do not click them!
Tom - my penis is in need of attention but it is very sensitive - you seem like you would be very firm yet gentle with it. Will you come pleasure my tallywacker?
the only oral around here is the blow jobs the slash crew gives to make money since we know they aren't getting any from subscriptions.
another example of the open sores pedophiles using children's entertainment in their quest for access to children.
stupid fag - trolls are the only source of truth on this site. All +5, Faggot posts nothing but circle jerks by the karma whore and janitors.
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh my ass off. Bill fucking Cosby.
that pain is me kicking you repeatedly in the balls with my steel toed boots while you sleep. I am always amazed that you never wake up.
"Using your tool for extreme anal action" is also popular here in slashbot.
It has an 800mhz cpu, and after Jobs crams you in the ass, he gives you a reach around and then craps on your face.
plz blw me. thx!
that's great - too bad they no longer sell win98 on OEM computers as of this June. To bad they will probably stop support for it by the end of this year. MS was certainly the largest and one of the first companies to not give free tech support on most of their software - they realized it costs too much.
my office overlooks the washington monument and the park by it in DC - there is some freaking marching band out here right now that just did a march to Pink's song 'get this party started' or whatever the hell it is. Anyone know where I can pickup a good rifle with a large clip in DC - besides every street corner in anacostia?
at slashdot, and how hard it is for preparation H to stop it.
I don't want you open sores fags nipping anyone's bud.
what anal planet are you from - what do you think all the reviews of books with easy links to amazon are. What about all the planted apple stories - like "study proves imac users get more hot gay sex." No one is surprised to hear that katz is a furry - I am just thankful that he is having sex with animals and not little boys for now. I know Junis is relieved.
in other news, jon katz admits that slash crew has sex with dogs!
plz fix thx!!!
I hope that 900 lb gorilla sticks his banana in your tailpipe and has wild monkey sex with you.
you filthy open sores hippies just love seeing a sucessful businessman destroyed, don't you? you probably dream about him going to jail where you could take him in the showers and open his source.
this should be sweet - fondly looking forward to the first mistaken charge or stolen card. I am sure all the warez d00ds will have plenty of cards to try.
go bite one today, fags!
everthing looks like an anus.