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  1. If only you could on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1
    combine BASIC and a BATCH file...o0

    10 COMEFROM STROKIN
    :STROKIN

    ;)

  2. Yee Haw on First Four People Charged Under CAN-SPAM Act · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hopefully, this will lead to cleaner net'vironment.

    Aw, who am I kidding. Prosecuting people has never been a deterent to the crime.

  3. I agree on Thermoacoustic Cooler Means Green-Friendly Icecream · · Score: 1
    that it is pretty cool to have a $10k stereo in a $200 car, but if you are going to do this, at least put some silly putty between the license plate and the trunk lid.

    "...bzzzzzz.....bzz bzz.....bzzzzzz.....bzz bzz....."

  4. How about on Microsoft Patents Timed Button Presses · · Score: 2, Insightful
    many many years ago...

    Elevators were operated by people who held down a button or a switch. The length of holding determined which floor you went to. This type of tech is ancient.

  5. Re:Bookpool! on Linux Programming by Example · · Score: 1
    It was...well...um...well it was a _long_ time ago, I'll tell you that. So long that we didn't even have calendars, so I can't really tell...

    aw crap. I'll stop now.

  6. Re:Bookpool! on Linux Programming by Example · · Score: 1
    Oh yeah, well I started using bookpool when the list was maintained by carrier pidgeon, and you didn't get a book at all, you had to watch the western sky for smoke signals. You could only get about one page per day, though.

  7. Re:compatible formats on iTunes One Year Anniversary Sparks Comparison · · Score: 1
    Jobs says he sees little reason to open up to rivals, given Apple's commanding lead.

    "To be honest, it's just not worth it," Jobs said at last week's Apple shareholder meeting. "It doesn't make any business sense."

    Hmm. Some people never learn...

  8. Thank you on Many Internet Users Happy With Dial-Up · · Score: 1
    Mr. Obvious!!!

    :)

    I never made the connection!!

  9. OTJ on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 1

    Tesla Rocks.

  10. Yep on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 1
    right next to the muffler bearings. And don't trip on the rolls of orderwire or the buckets of propwash.

    Sorry, I fell in to 'military mode' again.

  11. Excellent on FCC Opens Wireless 3.6GHZ Band · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can Internet-up my cow herd. Sweet.

  12. I wonder on Finding Yourself With Photo Recognition · · Score: 1
    how many readers on here pronounced it

    " k w i k s - a h - t i k"

    :)

  13. Easy. on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 5, Funny
    You just have to put in a magnetic field damper.

    You can get them at Radio Shack.

    They are on the same shelf as the Flux Capacitors.

  14. Absolutely on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but then, how do you recharge it? My USB devices recharge when I wire them up, will WUSB be able to (eventually) do the same?

  15. blah on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 1
    If he is proven to have been murdered, then I will change my thoughts no the matter. However, the current ruling is that it was a suicide, which I feel is a cowardly way out, especially when you have a child to think about. The guy was a fucking heroin junkie anyway, so good riddance to him. No need to have those fucked up genes polluting our pool.

    I have no respect for those who choose to commit suicide. Respect is earned. Writing a few decent songs does not earn my respect. The fucking loser should have cleaned up his act and taken care of his family.

    So, in short...

    NO, FUCK YOU SIR.

  16. No, on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    truly an American Idiot.

    "...I just can't take the money, bitches and fame anymore...-BLAM!!!..."

    What a jackassed coward.

  17. Oh, c'mon, on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 0

    mods, that was funny...

  18. Holy Shit on Asteroid Impact Simulator Available · · Score: 1
    "...not only improve our chances of surviving an asteroid attack..."

    What did we ever do to the Asteroids for them to attack us?!?!?

    Oh yeah, we took a big chunk of their homeland and gave it to the Meteors...

    :)

  19. Congratulations!!! on Asteroid Impact Simulator Available · · Score: 1
    You just earned yourself another punch on your Dork card...

    ;)

  20. OCBGR on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1

    "Funniest...post...ever."

  21. Duh. on New Documents Shed Light on Microsoft's Tactics · · Score: 1

    All governments are untrustworthy.

  22. No, on Andreesssen: Why Open Source Will Boom - in 103 Words · · Score: 5, Funny

    anit-Americanism is largely fed by the fact the America has done way too much "side-hopping" in the past. We help people for a while, then stop. We bomb a country for a while, then send them aid. We are the most fickly nation in history. I don't like the French, but at least they are consistent in who they hate, which is everyone who isn't French.

  23. here goes on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I for one welcome our Mars-invading overlords.

  24. Re:Sure it can kill. on Can Software Kill? · · Score: 1
    But apparently, it can only kill 28 people at a whack.

    *ducks*

  25. the best one was on Judge Orders SCO, IBM To Produce Disputed Code · · Score: 2, Funny
    when Larry walked in with just one of his brothers and said,

    "I'm a day late and a Daryl short."