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Microsoft Patents Timed Button Presses

ScooterB writes "According to TechDirt, Microsoft has patented having the action of a button determined by how long the button was pressed. From the patent listing, it seems to be targeted towards PDA's and other handhelds." Whether patents like this are the chicken or the egg, this relates to an MSNBC article submitted by prostoalex which says "United States Patent and Trademark Office is overwhelmed with incoming requests," and that "Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years."

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  1. As an aside... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could the slash editors post these stories in a larger font on the lynx & mobile devices page format? I'm reading these on a ten year old Palm Pilot, and it's hard to read the tiny fonts when it's dark. I had to hold down the power button for three seconds to turn on the backlight so I could read this.

    Oh, wait...

    1. Re:As an aside... by Feanturi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well done! With one single post, I believe this whole conversation is finished. Everyone else just be quiet, this article is done. :)

    2. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great first post! I was thinking just the same thing about the Palm Pilot I got in 1998.

      There is absolutely no novelty on this patent, even if filed in 2002.

    3. Re:As an aside... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Never mind... I'm excited by the fact that I'll now have a much better chance at First Post on slashdot!

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    4. Re:As an aside... by GetPFunky · · Score: 1, Funny

      My original post was lost because my Windows box froze at it's pre-determined interval. I had to hold down the power button on my case for 7 seconds to force a shutdown.

    5. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As another aside, is anyone scared by the second article? Doubling times for patent approval?

      A company could submit a software patent, and in the time it takes for the patent to go through, another company could have gone from square one to implementation to market and to obselesence(sp) before the first one has had the patent processed.

      That's no good..

    6. Re:As an aside... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hah!

      I have a 30 year old piano that plays notes at different volumes depending on how long you hold the key.

    7. Re:As an aside... by gantrep · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think that's how pianos work.

    8. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the article's been decisively discussed. Now we can get to the important stuff -- TROLLING!

    9. Re:As an aside... by aoe2bug · · Score: 0

      I dont think its supposed to work like that....

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      -Dan
    10. Re:As an aside... by Dejitaru+Neko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but someone had the patent on the physics behind the force behind the key press determining the volume of the tone.

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    11. Re:As an aside... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, if they can just lengthen that queue by a few more years, they will have dramatically improved the patent system.

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    12. Re:As an aside... by Dejitaru+Neko · · Score: 1

      Huh, that sounded awkward, and I thought I pressed "Preview" instead of "Submit." Damn inability to edit posts. Anyway, that should read more like someone has a patent on the physics which relate the amount of force behind the key press and the volume of the resulting tone.

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    13. Re:As an aside... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A company could submit a software patent, and in the time it takes for the patent to go through, another company could have gone from square one to implementation to market and to obselesence(sp) before the first one has had the patent processed.
      That's good. Because they can't sue you for patent infringement until the patent is granted, and if you've already sucked all the $$$ out of the market and gone out of business before their patent is granted, there's nothing left of you for them to sue. Maybe -- just maybe -- companies will have to go back to delivering products in order to make money. They won't be able to let others deliver products then sue them for their profits (although I must admit, as a business model suing successful companies seems much easier than becoming one yourself. Damn ethics -- why was I cursed with honest parents!!!
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    14. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely they DO work like that.

      When you press a key the hammer falls. Keep it pressed, and the string continues to vibrate, and weaken in volume (friction in the string). When you release the key, the damper is lowered onto the string, which dampens it's vibration nearly instantly.

      Holy shit.

    15. Re:As an aside... by jamshid42 · · Score: 1

      Multiple GPS units have had similar "features" as well. Both of the Garmin units I own either power on/off the unit or turn on the backlight depending upon how long the button is depressed.

      Linspire - sweaty Linux?

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    16. Re:As an aside... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      Prior art?!!!

      Note: The record is only ~ 7 days. You useless slashbots should be able how to figure how to run that up pretty quick!

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    17. Re:As an aside... by micromoog · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm reading Slashdot on a 1981 IBM PC, and I'd like to scoll down through the comments quickly. If only there was a way to make the down arrow key "repeat" . . .

    18. Re:As an aside... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, prior art is not the point. The point is that Microsoft can now threaten companies who use this feature with litigation. And of course, unless you are an IBM or someone of that size, you do not stand a chance against Microsoft's lawyers: you'll probably be bankrupt loooooong before you set your first foot in court.

    19. Re:As an aside... by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Well, looks as though Apple may need to start shipping 2 button mice! (Yeah, I hate that 2 button arguement too, so don't get on me about it) as OS X uses a held down mouse click to pop up a contextual menu on the dock, or open up a folder if you're trying to drag something into it as well as a few other uses OS X has for holding down a mouse button to change a behavior.

      -matt

    20. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Informative? Well then...

    21. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know how pianos work; hammer velocity, escapement, dampers, etc. But you've got to admit that the other poster wasn't quite clear enough to meet the high standards on this website.

    22. Re:As an aside... by efflux · · Score: 1

      ahem...
      NO matter how much we would like to think to the contrary (or even if it is assumed when some of us write our resumes) knowing how to do something is *not* the same as being able to look it up on the internet. We are damn spoiled.

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    23. Re:As an aside... by antic · · Score: 1

      Microsoft often hold patents for defensive purposes, though. In which case, it's better off in their hands than in those of a company desperate for cash?

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      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    24. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too easy...just use windows mouse keys (an accessibility feature)...Then leave your computer running for a couple of weeks.

    25. Re:As an aside... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Damn ethics -- why was I cursed with honest parents!!!"

      Well you'll never work at Microsoft that's for sure.

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    26. Re:As an aside... by Hirsto · · Score: 1

      What a perfect BURN. Sparked a memory, the IBM PC (circa 1983) I used in high school had this neat "high tech" feature on many keys that were pressed longer than a second. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hey so does this one!

    27. Re:As an aside... by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Damn ethics -- why was I cursed with honest parents!!!
      Because dishonest parents sneak their babies into the homes of honest couples, tricking them into raising the baby much like a cuckoo bird. Everybody has honest parents.

      Hey, wait a minute... Mom, is there something I should know?

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    28. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, unfortunately /. has no way to tell if you are under the influence of crack when it gives you modpoints.

    29. Re:As an aside... by cakoose · · Score: 1

      With a patent this stupid, I don't think it matters who holds it.

    30. Re:As an aside... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      Mine is almost 80 years old and it does that and it's pressure sensitive too. Still it could use a tune up.

    31. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on I'll just turn off the old ipod by hol....

    32. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shit. Mr. Darl McBride posted that parent. Expect lawsuits to start flying around.

    33. Re:As an aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A:\>mode con rate=32 delay=1

    34. Re:As an aside... by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      In point of fact, piano notes get quieter as you hold the key.

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  2. Prior Art by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

    Hopefully it'll be recognized that this is old. In fact, I believe that there are actual physical switches and buttons that have done this before the rise of Microsoft's empire.

    So, to the patent office weenies: PRIOR ART, MOTHAFUCKAS!

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    1. Re:Prior Art by leonardluen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      every single watch i have ever owned has done this! you have to hold the set button for a number of seconds before it lets you set it...this by far predates microsoft's empire!

    2. Re:Prior Art by Flexagon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even on desktop systems, this is old. Plenty of games have used this technique for a long time. Golf, for instance, in which your swing is determined by how long you hold your click.

    3. Re:Prior Art by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      I knew there was an example I could state of my assumption... Thank you for reminding me of it!

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    4. Re:Prior Art by lintux · · Score: 1

      In 1992 we already had CD players that skipped tracks when you press the next-button shortly and seeked through the current track when you kept the button pressed...

    5. Re:Prior Art by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Quite true, however I'm sure Microsoft will say "You are correct, however that was in hardware, and what makes our invention so unique, is that the decision is handled in software!"

    6. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is not prior art. It is clearly a new innovation. Microsoft is poruing billions of dollars into R&D. They invent new stuff all the time, it is very natural for them to patent these new techniques.

      We can not have a society where everything is for free. We are not in communism.

    7. Re:Prior Art by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      Obviously Microsoft should patent the time machine they use to send all these innovations back in time.

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    8. Re:Prior Art by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      maybe an even better example that shows a button doing multiple functions

      is that i have had watches that if you hold the light button down for like 3 seconds it will toggle the light so every time you hit another button the light turns on for a few seconds

      or sometimes the set button is a mode button on the watch that change modes to a timer and such if you just press and release it.

    9. Re:Prior Art by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      If that was just a matter of press and hold, there'd be a lot more satisfied girlfriends out there.

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    10. Re:Prior Art by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Informative

      "every single watch i have ever owned has done this! you have to hold the set button for a number of seconds before it lets you set it...this by far predates microsoft's empire! "

      Perhaps, but thanks to the way patents work, using it on a PocketPC or mouse driven PC is different 'enough'. Not saying I support it, just saying I've talked to patent lawyers before about those little kinds of deviations.

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    11. Re:Prior Art by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Or even a stop watch, press and release the button you get a lap time press and hold to stop the timer.

    12. Re:Prior Art by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      One slight problem. Most CD players are controlled by a programmable microcontroller. The software in the controller times the button press.

      So Microsoft loses on both counts.

    13. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was this accomplished with a timing method, or was it an onButtonRelease() type funciton?

    14. Re:Prior Art by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

      Wowoohohooooo !
      Well. Please mod it up, i almost rotf in the lab. And extreme laughing is not something the professor loves from his students during his lectures...

    15. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car radio with digital tuning. Depress button to change station. Depress button for time greater than threshold time to set station. Ford, at least as early as 1988.

    16. Re:Prior Art by Xformer · · Score: 1

      New innovation... like this one?

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    17. Re:Prior Art by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      It's called "software keyswitch debounce". Embedded systems programmers have been doing this since there have been microprocessors.

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    18. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Golf, for instance, in which your swing is determined by how long you hold your click"

      I know I'm not the only one that thought that said "your swing is determined by how long you hold your dick," which at first I thought was pretty funny.

      Then, after giving it further thought, it's true.

    19. Re:Prior Art by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it shows up in enough different places, can it be considered universal?

      For instance:
      • IIRC, Macs used to depend on you holding the button down to access the context menu.
      • Double-clicking has depended on the duration of the state of a button for a long time.
      • My digital voice recorder in my pocket locks itself if I hold the menu button for five seconds.
      • My Palm Zire 21 turns off if I hold the power button in long enough.
      • ACPI machines power off if you hold in the power button.


      Sounds like it's a fairly widespread thing. Seems to me like applying it to a new field is a "logical next step", which isn't patentable.
    20. Re:Prior Art by haute_sauce · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was called 'anti-bounce' circuits, in early days of digital logic and key(pads/boards). A timing loop is run to determine the length of the key-press. It was assigned to every new EE grad out there, way back when. Way prior art !

    21. Re:Prior Art by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "IIRC, Macs used to depend on you holding the button down to access the context menu."

      Not the same. For it to be the same, that context menu would have to come up only if the mouse button was down for a specified duration of time. If Macs do that, then you get your prior art, and I back down.

      "Double-clicking has depended on the duration of the state of a button for a long time."

      That's closer than the Mac example, but it's two clicks and not one. The reason this came about in the first place is that it's not all that practical to double click with a stylus. It's possible, but it's a pain in the ass. (Ask anybody who uses a tablet...)

      "My digital voice recorder in my pocket locks itself if I hold the menu button for five seconds."

      That's a button, not a stylus click.

      "My Palm Zire 21 turns off if I hold the power button in long enough."

      That's a button, not a stylus click.

      "ACPI machines power off if you hold in the power button."

      That's a button, not a stylus click.

      "Sounds like it's a fairly widespread thing. Seems to me like applying it to a new field is a "logical next step", which isn't patentable."

      Really that's not for you or I to decide. The reason that Microsoft would even try to patent it in the first place is that it's a UI hardware problem they had to solve with the PocketPC. That's also the same reason that the patent office would accept it. "Well the evolution came about after some research presented over a new problem created by developing this new platform." Patents are (usually) very specific. There's a lot of complaints about prior art on this patent here (most of them aren't as related as they sound, like the digital watch example) but the thing is, Microsoft wouldn't be able to sue Casio. The patent, assuming it's not an overly broad one, wouldn't cover the button on a watch. Microsoft wouldn't be able to sue Casio at all unless they came up with a watch that has a stylus and they tried to imitate that feature.

      I'm not really defending Microsoft here, I'm just trying to establish the proper context here before people start spouting off irrelevant prior art examples. If the Palm Pilot has a context menu that comes up when you hold the stylus down for 5 seconds, that's valid prior art. The power button turning on the PP backlight is not.

      Sorry for being redundant, I'm a little scatterbrained today.

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    22. Re:Prior Art by Virtex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to play computer golf games, and as I remember, how hard you swung the club depended on how long you held the mouse button.

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    23. Re:Prior Art by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

      Even on desktop systems, this is old. Plenty of games have used this technique for a long time. Golf, for instance, in which your swing is determined by how long you hold your click.

      True, true. But this is for an application launch button. Totally different. Take my Visor for example. If I press the Phone button I get my phonebook. If I press and hold it for a long time I still get my, wait... It beams my business card. Ok, prior art.

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    24. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ditto with my answering machine. To access some features you have to hold a button down longer.

      If the patent office wants to avoid getting flooded with silly patent applications like this, they should quit issuing such absurd patents. Microsoft may be doing this simply to protect themselves from someone else patenting such an obvious idea.

      --Mike Perry

      http://www.InklingBooks.com/inklingblog

    25. Re:Prior Art by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Informative
      Not the same. For it to be the same, that context menu would have to come up only if the mouse button was down for a specified duration of time. If Macs do that, then you get your prior art, and I back down.
      That's absolutely the case, so you'll have to back down.

      If you click on a dock icon in OS X, the default is that that application will become the current app and its windows moved to the fore. This is unless it's an object that's been dragged to the dock (like a folder or document) or the trashcan in which case it'll open.

      If you hold down the mouse button instead of simply clicking, after... (tries it) two seconds a context menu for the object refered to by the icon will appear. For folders, this is actually a pop-up menu containing the folder's contents, which is cool as you can drag your Applications folder there and use it as a quick launch. For apps a variety of context items will appear, such as Show In Finder, Hide, Quit, etc.

      The only reason this might not count as prior art is that some people are saying (I haven't read the patent yet) that the patent only applies to handheld devices. OS X doesn't yet run on any handheld devices.

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    26. Re:Prior Art by I_Love_Pocky! · · Score: 1

      Not the same. For it to be the same, that context menu would have to come up only if the mouse button was down for a specified duration of time. If Macs do that, then you get your prior art, and I back down.

      Back down, because that is how they get around the one mouse button problem. Click once and activate icon, or click and hold, and after a preset time, a context menu will pop up with more options (with a two button mouse this is equivalent to the right mouse click).

    27. Re:Prior Art by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Hey now, the "start" position on your car has many more features. If you quickly try and start your car twice in a row you get a screaching noise (double click), similar to if you turn it from run->start while the car is on, if you only do it for half a second the car sputters and stalls, and in a manual trans car you get no response at all unless you clutch-turn.

    28. Re:Prior Art by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      you can also get a context-menu with a control click.

      granted, before control-clicking, there were hold-the-mouse-down pop up menus. netscape had 'em!

    29. Re:Prior Art by MrLizardo · · Score: 1, Informative

      Even better prior art: On my Zaurus (linux handheld) if I tap the stylus on an icon it launches the associated program. If I hold the stylus on that icon it will bring me to a properties screen about the shortcut for that application (change icon, change the name of the shortcut, rotate the screen when the application is launched). As for the hardware buttons. All 4 of the main hardware buttons have alternate functions if held instead of tapped quickly. The first Zaurus with these functions (Zaurus SL-500D) was released in 2000 or early 2001 if I do recall correctly. I'm sure the software was around before then internally at TrollTech and Sharp Japan. I think that takes care of at least this rediculous patent. One down, 5,234,302 to go.

      -Mr. Lizard

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    30. Re:Prior Art by leonardluen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      isn't something that is "obvious" not patentable?
      seems to me i can name a lot of items with buttons that do different things depending on how you press it. and one of the posts above this appeared to have a good list of them.

      to me this just seems and obvious application of something that has been used in many different devices with buttons, i guess i just don't see why it is patentable, but then again i don't see why the patent office lets quite a few of the patents through...

    31. Re:Prior Art by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Even better prior art: On my Zaurus (linux handheld) if I tap the stylus on an icon it launches the associated program. If I hold the stylus on that icon it will bring me to a properties screen about the shortcut for that application (change icon, change the name of the shortcut, rotate the screen when the application is launched)."

      That's good enough for me. For the record, my intent wasn't to defend Microsoft so much as to clarify what prior art would have to be to shoot this cas down. Based on some of the other responses I recieved, I think the impression was that I was saying Microsoft's in the clear. Not really the case, but I didn't express myself clearly enough.

      Thank you for being civil.

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    32. Re:Prior art by stonedyak · · Score: 4, Funny

      When I press it for more than 1 second, the radio tunes me

      But only when you're in Soviet Russia, right?

    33. Re:Prior Art by Flexagon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps, but thanks to the way patents work, using it on a PocketPC or mouse driven PC is different 'enough'.

      I understand this "just add 'on the Internet' to a previous patent and it's a new one" argument, but I think there is more to it in this wristwatch example.

      Microsoft, specifically, and many others have been pushing the convergence of many consumer devices by pushing (or proposing to push) their OSes into them. Wristwatches were specifically mentioned as a potential platform for Windows CE at its introduction, and Linux is already there. They have been telling us, for years, to think of these as just alternate instances of the same thing, and that this is where the industry would be headed.

      At the very least, I think this greatly dilutes any recent argument that it's a novel concept to apply any specific wristwatch concepts to any other computing platforms (or vice-versa). More than that, I think it totally invalidates such an argument.

      And in this particular case, it's one of the very companies that has been strongly pushing the convergence for a long time that is now trying to patent one of the things they have been "converging".

    34. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I have a watch that I bought in 78 or 79. Went through batteries like a bandit, but that LED display looked awesome. You learn quickly how much less power LCD's consume compared to LED's. You had to push the button in for a certain length of time and if you waited a longer time, you could access different functions. I've seen this operation (timed buttons) for setting VCR's, (early mid 70's models). I can see M$ trying to patent this as in less than 5 years they will be purely on a litigation-for-profit business model. Too bad there is so much prior art filling attics, dens and museums.

    35. Re:Prior Art by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Some time in the 1980s I built an electronics kit which had this functionality... it's not exactly rocket science, if it was old enough tech back then for a kid to be able to build it.

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    36. Re:Prior Art by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      My couple year old Xerox copier, press CLEAR to clear the number of copies, hold down CRLEAR to read the copy counter.

      On many devices (VCRs, clock-radios) that have only one button time setting, tap for increment by one, hold for tens or larger increments.

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    37. Re:Prior Art by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "in a manual trans car you get no response at all unless you clutch-turn"

      You can get the same effect in an automatic by taking it out of Park. It won't start in Reverse, Drive, etc.

      It's also possible to disable the neutral safety switch in a manual transmission. You can actually move the vehicle if the starter is strong enough.

    38. Re:Prior Art by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Would be funny to reprogram the cars computer to not check for the clutch-in state and show your friends how you can lurch forward with the starter engine.

      At least 2 or 3 times until your starter became a small pile of dust underneath your car. :)

    39. Re:Prior Art by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Exactly so. 15 years ago I made an instrument that timed how long the button was held down. If it was still down after 20mS, it was a valid 1st key press. Then, a long wait, if it was down 500mS after that the first auto-repeat press was fired. Then if it was down an additional 250mS another auto-repeat press was fired, and every 250mS after that another auto-repeat until the button was released. (I might not have the times exactly right, but the idea is correct.)

    40. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      video game buttons do this too (hit and hold button for "special" attack), and a gameboy looks a lot like a pocket pc to me...
      Is that not prior art?

    41. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they also run an operating system not unlike the pc software this patent is obviously registered for....also it could be for some of their newer marketed devices like wma players...This is bull%"&, it must be?

    42. Re:Prior Art by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      The patent talks about hardware buttons. What do they have to do with syluses?

    43. Re:Prior Art by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      The patent: Time based ardware button for application launch

      My highlighting points out that the patent is for hardware. You post seems to have missed that point.

    44. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only reason this might not count as prior art is that some people are saying (I haven't read the patent yet) that the patent only applies to handheld devices. OS X doesn't yet run on any handheld devices.

      My iMac has a handle on top, does that make it a "hand held device"?

    45. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend's cellphone uses the same method for sending text messages. While every intelligent phone uses another button press to select between A, B, C and 2, with hers you have to hold down the button until the letter that you want appears.

    46. Re:Prior art by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      No, see, that is part of the magic. When you press the button for more than one second, you *are in* Soviet Russia, then the radio tunes you, then you are back where you started ( which may or may not be Soviet Russia ).

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  3. I guess no one at microsoft... by pr0ntab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    has played a handheld and/or console game.

    Ever.

    Whatever, ignore, continue. Who are they going to call on it?

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    1. Re:I guess no one at microsoft... by Munk · · Score: 1

      Yeah...I guess the patent lawyers have been too busy to talk to the Xbox folks ;)

    2. Re:I guess no one at microsoft... by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Funny
      has played a handheld and/or console game.

      Judging by the Xbox, I'd say no.

      (OK, that's not true - the Xbox is pretty sweet. But the joke doesn't work any other way).

    3. Re:I guess no one at microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Press the font-colour button in OpenOffice, it turns some text red.

      Press and hold it, it becomes a palete window.

  4. Next patent we'll see.. by SCSi · · Score: 1

    Is for the (in)famous "click and drag"..

  5. Future "Pressing" Patents by datastalker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Patents for:

    Shirt Pressed By Iron
    Iron Pressed By Muscleman
    Muscleman Pressed By Time
    Time Pressed By Space
    Space Pressed By Gravity ;)

    1. Re:Future "Pressing" Patents by SCSi · · Score: 1



      Shirts pressed by Iron
      Im sorry sir, but that falls under the above patent in my comment "click and drag". Please make your checks payable to me.
      Thank you. :)

    2. Re:Future "Pressing" Patents by kfg · · Score: 1

      Space Pressed By Gravity ;)

      I just use my thumbs.

      KFG

    3. Re:Future "Pressing" Patents by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Shirt pressed by Gravity!!!!!!

  6. Palm did it first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On the Tungsten series, pushing the navigator button quickly does an app-defined action. Holding it for a second or two switches to the launcher. How is this not prior art?

    1. Re:Palm did it first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the Tungsten is relatively new. (probably newer than the patent application).

    2. Re:Palm did it first... by Hamusutaa · · Score: 1

      Okay, here's another one, which has definitely been in the Palm OS since before July 2002 (date of Patent filing):

      Push the address book button, it goes to the address book application. Hold it down for a second or two, and it beams your personal business card through the IR port so you can send it to someone easily. (Anyone remember the commercial with the guy and the girl on the subway trains?)

    3. Re:Palm did it first... by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Try Apple circa 1984, they released this cute little computer with a thing called a mouse. The mouse only had one button. If you clicked it could do one thing, if you held it down for a sec it would drop down a menu to give you other options.

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  7. Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by Malor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Do such an inept job at screening patents that it quietly expands their scope.
    2. Watch as a whole industry is created out of filing for these new patents.
    3. Watch incoming volume of new patent requests increase astronomically.
    4. Whine to Congress about insufficient resources.
    5. Swill at public trough.
    6. Hire more workers.
    7. Get big raise because you now manage many more workers.
    8. Profit!!

    1. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by realdpk · · Score: 1

      amendment to 4)
      Whine to Congress about how they are getting flack for not doing their jobs properly, because Congress doesn't let them keep more than a fraction of what they collect in revenues.

    2. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Look at the bright side, that means more revenue for the patents office. Hopefully some of that money (MS money) will filter to taxes and come to us :) -A

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    3. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by name773 · · Score: 1

      some of that money (MS money) will filter to taxes and come to us
      but i think M$ patented the filter... so they would still have to pay microsoft the royalty

    4. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by jkia · · Score: 1

      Do you think that the amount of money that MS makes has any relationship to the amount of taxes that they pay? They have advanced beyond the level where it has any effect.

    5. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9. The vampire called the United States of America sucks itself dry.

    6. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      That's called Parkinson's Law, and it's probably what's happening already!

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    7. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by MrGoodwrench · · Score: 1

      Talk about hitting the nail on the head. Wanna know what will happen next? Think corporate. Think Greed. If there is any way to make more money using tried and true tactics, the new control over the government, or profit through litigation. These methods "will" be used. Corporate and shareholder profits are the "only" things that matters nowadays. All else be damned.

    8. Re:Recipe for Bureaucratic Success: by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what's happening. Bigger government means more "responsibility" for the powerful elite, which in the end always translates to profit. At least somebody realizes that government is the root of the problem; business is only playing the hand they've been dealt by government.

  8. Where by thpdg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, that's actually a cool idea. Does anyone have any prior art they could show me? I'm not sure I've seen it before.

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    1. Re:Where by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone else pointed out, even some of the oldest Palm Pilots used this method. You would hold down the power button for a few seconds and it would power on with the backlight on instead of in regular mode.

    2. Re:Where by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Informative

      ..like a phone where you turn it off by pressing the power button for a long period of time, or switch profiles by tapping.

      I know the modern nokias have this(at least the s60 models) and the older models have at least part functionality of this as well. also on text typing if you press a button for a long period of time the number on the button is entered to the text that was typed.

      siemens has used for years a keylock that is activated with long press of # for example as well.

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    3. Re:Where by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      On every bloody Nokia phone since they invented SMS texts. Ah, but you probably live in the USA where due to some stupid not invented here attitude have a comparitively poor mobile phone system, so have no idea.

      Anyway you are writing a text message, press 2 and you get the letter A, hold it down and you get 2. Repeat for all other digits on the pad. Probably does it on other makes as well. The oldest phone I could get my hands on quickly a Nokia 5110 does it. This must be about five years old now.

  9. uh? by Therlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like when on a Mac, if you hold the one mouse buttom for a longer amount of time, you get a menu? Or when I press and hold a button on my radio to set the memory?

    1. Re:uh? by hak1du · · Score: 5, Funny

      This patent is on long button presses on "limited power computing devices". Are you saying your Mac qualifies? :-)

    2. Re:uh? by the+web · · Score: 1

      Precisely! In certain circumstances only though (dock, can I get a witness?).

      Another I know of. I can customize the timings for mouse gestures in FireFox. I can say, activate the mouse gesture after holding the button down for 2000ns and from that point, after 5000ns cancel the gesture (highlighting text and such). Regular shorter clicks will not activate the mouse gesture.

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    3. Re:uh? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Heh. Nevertheless, it's obvious, and that's going to be bad for the patent.

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    4. Re:uh? by Therlin · · Score: 1

      I guess I was referring to Macs released back in the 80s.

    5. Re:uh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      If it is a G4, then yes it would ; )

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    6. Re:uh? by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      It does if he's running a Powerbook...

    7. Re:uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has probably been said before, and will be said many more times....

      but this has to be the most absurd patent ever.

      If this is granted, I'm moving to Canada.

    8. Re:uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the Gameboy version of Megaman, where you could hold down the button to power up your gun?

    9. Re:uh? by RailGunner · · Score: 1
      OK, the humor went right over my head. *sigh* I must be getting old.

      Clarification: No, I'm not ripping Powerbooks, I was pointing out that as a laptop, with a battery, which has a limited amount of power before recharge, qualifies.

      Thanks, I'll now return to my nap.

    10. Re:uh? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Cell Phones. Think power button

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    11. Re:uh? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      My iPod does.

      Hold play/pause for extended period of time to turn off... oh, hell, guess that patent is useless!

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    12. Re:uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or when I press and hold a button on my radio to set the memory?"

      Finally, someone can sue the annoying push-hold power button out of the iPod. And my phone. And my alarm clock. Damned annoying things.

    13. Re:uh? by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Well, all computers have limited computing power. Except perhaps quantum computers?

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    14. Re:uh? by PhrackCreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would look great in a trial as you forced a microsoft exec to admit that a mac is a computing device of infinite power.

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    15. Re:uh? by booch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, Macs started out at 7 or 8 MHz. Your typical PDA these days runs at 100 to 400 MHz. Plus, the instructions-per-clock-cycle are better on modern CPUs than the old 68000. So it's very likely that he has a Mac with more limited computing power than a PDA.

      I also like the explanation that my sibling posts made -- if a device doesn't have limited power, it must have infinite power.

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    16. Re:uh? by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

      This patent is on long button presses on "limited power computing devices". Are you saying your Mac qualifies?

      Well it's certainly not "unlimited power". That'd be AMD.

      Well, if you mean power consumption :)

    17. Re:uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cellphone does this, the power button turns it on with a single fast press, while it is the same button to turn it off with a long hold down.

      There are other functions that do this type of "selective" button holding.....

    18. Re:uh? by Threni · · Score: 1

      >Like when on a Mac, if you hold the one mouse buttom for a longer amount of time, you get a menu?

      Or on most golf games, where you hold a key down to select the amount of power you want in a shot? Or a weapon in R-Type?

    19. Re:uh? by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

      I have a 20+ year old Texas Instruments LCD watch, that requires holding a button in for a certain period of time to do certain features. It only tells time, but still, it's a limited power computing device, right?

    20. Re:uh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, the instructions-per-clock-cycle are better on modern CPUs than the old 68000.

      Lie! The 80486 could do (on average) more instructions per clock cycle than the 68000, but that changed when Intel traded instructions-per-cycle for high clock rate in the pentium (and all of the spawn of pentium), and when they traded 2/3 of their speed by streamlining the instructions the pipeline could run per cycle, they (initially) doubled the clock rate, for a net gain of 4/3 ..133%. Why try to sell an Alpha running at 800 MHz when you can sell a Pentium running at 1600 (who cares if you're only getting through 1/4 of the instructions per cycle). People want to buy faster clock speed. Mips shmips, we want microwave radiation producing, nuclear core waste heat producing microprocessors. Give me the cooling tower required (not included) PC!

    21. Re:uh? by chrwei · · Score: 1

      "limited power computing devices" != "limited computing power devices"

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    22. Re:uh? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      This patent is on long button presses on "limited power computing devices".

      Wouldn't it be shorter and simpler just to say "on Windows"?

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  10. Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by Thinkit4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like a severly beaten slave showing the evils of slavery, and extreme example like this shows the evils of patents. It's an illogical system and will not last. If it gets backed up--well that can only be a good thing.

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    1. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you trying to imply that slavery isn't bad, but physical abuse is?

      you wear your asshat well

    2. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

      Have you ever created something? Anything? You sound like a modern, "Economic Bill of Rights", kind of consumer.
      Just because you boldface something doesn't make it any more true or profound than anything else spewed into countless soapbox blogs.

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    3. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by ogre57 · · Score: 1

      an extreme example like this shows the evils of patents.

      Now you have me wondering .. is that the point? Even considering the source, maybe, just maybe, they are trying to illustrate how broken the system is in a way that even Joe/Jane Sheeple Constituent can understand (and ridicule) ?

    4. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by gusmao · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I belive you are mistaken, patents actually are one of the greatest inventions to incentivate intellectual production. According to economists, and even empirically, is easy to observe that unless you have a strong incentive to produce and the rights to your production assured, its very unlikely that you will move a finger to do anything at all. That's what happened for instance in the russian revolution, when all excedent grains were confiscated by the government. The farmers stopped planting, and millions starved.

      You can arque that in the free software movement, one doesn't get nothing for the work he is willing to do. That's not true, there is still strong incentives for some contributors, like peer recogntion for instance. Unfortunatelly, profit is still the most appealing incentive to production, and patents are the mechanism that guarantee that the creator can profit from his invention

      It is not the patent idea that is wrong, is the process of granting them that should be improved and revised to refrain this kind of stupid thing from happening again

    5. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      incentivate

      is that even a word? in the english language, I mean. And if it is, it shouldn't be, so don't ever use it again.

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    6. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      If an extreme bad example were going to bring the entire USPTO to its knees, Pat. 6,368,277 would have already done it. By the way, this example not withstanding, I disagree with your stance that patent & trademarks are inherently "Bad Things." Like any good thing, patents can be abusede by unethical individuals or companies, and can be used to a bad end. The same can be said of computers, televisions, the internet and cars.

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    7. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by russellh · · Score: 1

      I belive you are mistaken, patents actually are one of the greatest inventions to incentivate intellectual production. According to economists, and even empirically, is easy to observe that unless you have a strong incentive to produce and the rights to your production assured, its very unlikely that you will move a finger to do anything at all. That's what happened for instance in the russian revolution, when all excedent grains were confiscated by the government. The farmers stopped planting, and millions starved.

      I think Ben Franklin would disagree with you. The difference between Russia and the United States is not merely the difference between legal structures - you cannot ignore history and culture. There is a reason we cannot drop the American system into place in, say, Iraq, and expect it to work there as it does here. It is the culture - the way people think and act based on their history that makes the most difference.

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    8. Re:Illustrating a point with extreme examples. by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      First, the grandparent didn't say that's "[t]he difference between Russia and the United States". Second, your reasoning, though correct, is somewhat cicular. Culture determines what laws work, and laws are in at least some way responsible for shaping culture.

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  11. Mac mice by donnyspi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Mac mice are known for their one buttonness. Hold down the button to achieve the same effect of a right-click. Hmmm...

    1. Re:Mac mice by remahl · · Score: 1

      Not generally true, actually. That just works in certain places, such as the Dock, not in every place where a contextual menu exists (ctrl+left click always brings up the contextual, though).

    2. Re:Mac mice by Sloh_One · · Score: 1

      It's referring to a "limited resource computing device" not something as "complicated" as an actual desktop computer.

    3. Re:Mac mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because I guess an actual desktop computer has unlimited resources. interesting.

    4. Re:Mac mice by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's referring to a "limited resource computing device"
      So if I take out some memory and put a smaller hard drive in my desktop, will it then qualify?
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    5. Re:Mac mice by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 0

      I want to know how exactly you simulate a right-click on a Mac when the system has no concept of a right-click.

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    6. Re:Mac mice by CoolMoDee · · Score: 3, Informative

      press ctrl-click or *gasp* plug in a regular 2 button mouse.

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    7. Re:Mac mice by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Hey, he already said it was a mac with a single-button mouse...

      *ducks*

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    8. Re:Mac mice by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Does the Apple Newton count? It had the same "press timing" kind of stuff.

    9. Re:Mac mice by saddino · · Score: 2, Informative

      I want to know how exactly you simulate a right-click on a Mac when the system has no concept of a right-click.

      Trolling, right? Right-click application support for contextual menus has been around since Mac OS 9.

      Or by "system" do you mean the last time you used a Mac?

    10. Re:Mac mice by outZider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, hi. Welcome to 1996. I am your guide, Al Gore.

      The system knows what a right click is. In Mac OS X, the native mouse drivers know what it is. It also knows all of the other mouse buttons, and communicates them. The default mouse is one button. Plug in a USB two or whatever button mouse in, badda bing, it works.

      I wish people would shut up when they don't know better.

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    11. Re:Mac mice by micromoog · · Score: 1
      The system knows what a right click is . . . The default mouse is one button.

      Why? WHY???!!

    12. Re:Mac mice by outZider · · Score: 1

      Because most of us Mac users are bonafide idiots who have no idea what 'right click' is. I'm inclined to agree, after working dialup tech support for two years.

      I, however, purchased a Logitech MX500, which works great.

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  12. So to tell me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that my limited computing device (radio) with its limited number of buttons in my car, the Bose will need to pay microsoft because i have to press the station set button down for 3 seconds to retain my favorite radio station?

  13. obvious is right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Damn, another stupid patent. Yes I looked at the application and saw that the scope was narrow, but come on, just in front of me right now I have:

    Sharp Zaurus: The "Cancel" button sends an ESC char to the OS, but if you press and hold it, it turns the unit off. Also if you press the button while it's off, nothing happens, but if you press and hold, it turns on again. I believe the various application buttons can also be programmed with different apps for press vs. press-and-hold.

    VIA Mini-ITX motherboard: I have it set in the BIOS to sleep when the power button is pushed. But if you hold the power button for several seconds, the power light flashes and it powers down.

    CRT iMac: power button does sleep, unless you hold it down, then it blinks and powers off.

    APC SmartUPS: holding down the power-off button turns the unit off, but if you press-and-hold down for several more seconds, it turns off the battery charger too (you can hear the relay click off inside).

    And of course SOFTWARE buttons have been doing this for years (click vs. double-click vs. click and hold). My KDE konsole application has a button that you click for a new session or click and hold for a menu.

    The patent office needs to get a clue. PLEASE!!

    1. Re:obvious is right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my Garmin GPS, the backlight button turns the unit off if held down for a few seconds. Its low power and portable too.

    2. Re:obvious is right.... by bergeron76 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that the goal buying up these patents is to bring the open-source movement to its' knees.
      Patent Lawsuits are PARTICULARLY EXPENSIVE ones to Litigate. They're going to get a massive array of patents and then in a blitzkrieg, they'll fire out an overwhelming number of cease and desist letters to all the key open-source projects that even remotely resemble one of their patents. The end result is going to be a lot of "settlements" because the cost of litigating will be prohibitively expensive (especially for open-source projects). The settlements will basically read, "take down your website / remove the project and we won't sue you out of house and home".

      The average open-source programmer would most likely rather close up shop than try to defend himself from a long-drawn out legal battle with MSFT's attack dogs.

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  15. Prior Art? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

    I wrote a program years ago that started a timer when the button was pressed and stopped it when it was released, and would display the time the button depressed.

    *smells lawsuit forthcoming*

    I think around $200 million would convince me to license my technology to Microsoft. :-)

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  16. first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, I almost had it, but I couldn't seem to hold the "submit" button down for the proper period...

  17. Soft Power? by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

    Do I have to get a license when I need to hold the power button down on my computer for 4 seconds to power cycle it when Windows crashes?

    1. Re:Soft Power? by donnyspi · · Score: 1

      Additionally, you need a license for the button itself.

  18. Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by The_Rippa · · Score: 3, Funny

    REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called "an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors," the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

    With the patent, Microsoft's rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and ones--the mathematical building blocks of all computer languages and programs--unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit used is paid to the software giant.

    "Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes ever since its inception in 1975," Gates told reporters. "For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals."

    A number of major Silicon Valley players, including Apple Computer, Netscape and Sun Microsystems, said they will challenge the Microsoft patent as monopolistic and anti-competitive, claiming that the 10-cent-per-digit licensing fee would bankrupt them instantly.

    "While, technically, Java is a complex system of algorithms used to create a platform-independent programming environment, it is, at its core, just a string of trillions of ones and zeroes," said Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy, whose company created the Java programming environment used in many Internet applications. "The licensing fees we'd have to pay Microsoft every day would be approximately 327,000 times the total net worth of this company."

    "If this patent holds up in federal court, Apple will have no choice but to convert to analog," said Apple interim CEO Steve Jobs, "and I have serious doubts whether this company would be able to remain competitive selling pedal-operated computers running software off vinyl LPs."

    As a result of the Microsoft patent, many other companies have begun radically revising their product lines: Database manufacturer Oracle has embarked on a crash program to develop "an abacus for the next millennium." Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. Hewlett-Packard is developing a revolutionary new steam-powered printer.

    Despite the swarm of protest, Gates is standing his ground, maintaining that ones and zeroes are the undisputed property of Microsoft.

    Above: Gates explains the new patent to Apple Computer's board of directors.
    "We will vigorously enforce our patents of these numbers, as they are legally ours," Gates said. "Among Microsoft's vast historical archives are Sanskrit cuneiform tablets from 1800 B.C. clearly showing ones and a symbol known as 'sunya,' or nothing. We also own: papyrus scrolls written by Pythagoras himself in which he explains the idea of singular notation, or 'one'; early tracts by Mohammed ibn Musa al Kwarizimi explaining the concept of al-sifr, or 'the cipher'; original mathematical manuscripts by Heisenberg, Einstein and Planck; and a signed first-edition copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being And Nothingness. Should the need arise, Microsoft will have no difficulty proving to the Justice Department or anyone else that we own the rights to these numbers."

    Added Gates: "My salary also has lots of zeroes. I'm the richest man in the world."

    According to experts, the full ramifications of Microsoft's patenting of one and zero have yet to be realized.

    "Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathematics and logic systems, including Euclidean geometry, pulleys and levers, gravity, and the basic Newtonian principles of motion, as well as the concepts of existence and nonexistence,"

    1. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

      If ones and zeroes were patented, why not just switch everything else to octal using 2 through 9? That'd show 'em!

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    2. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    3. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by Flashpot · · Score: 1

      Prior Art: MITS Altair

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    4. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by cebarro · · Score: 1

      Bender: Aghh, what an awful dream! Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two!

    5. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Technically the computer is an analog system, as the voltage in the transistors goes up and then back down again, rather than switching to on then back to off again.

      Due to tiny innacuracies, nothing in a computer will be exactly "0" or "1" so be excessive nitpicking, Gates will be crushed!

      Actually, he'll probably win by saying that the zero is 0.00124974...

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    6. Re:Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (oblig. Onion ) by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      It's ok, there's no such thing as two.

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  19. I hate to be obvious, but in this case... by ClayJar · · Score: 1

    Would it be enough to get me thrown out of the patent reviewer pool if I were to point out that this sounds almost exactly like a 1-button Mac mouse? A click, double-click, and click-and-hold have been around since what version of MacOS?

  20. Games by naoursla · · Score: 1

    Doesn't just about every game on the gameboy represent prior art in handhelds?

    The longer I press the button, the higher Mario jumps.

    1. Re:Games by nkh · · Score: 1

      I have not RTFA but your idea seems wrong and I would have said the same thing if I hadn't seen that the action is determined by how long the button is pressed. With Mario whether you press 1/10s or 1sec, Mario jumps, the action is not different.
      But in Rockman (or Megaman if you prefer) the hero launches a big attack instead of a small shot if you press the button longer!

  21. The budget doesn't need to increase by Quila · · Score: 1

    Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years

    Congress just needs to quit siphoning off the money that the USPTO makes from application fees.

  22. 5 year review process? by gabe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone else besides me think that this could be a GOOD IDEA on their part? Maybe if they actually took their time to process the patents and run exhaustive prior art checks most of these silly patents they're awarding would be preemptively tossed in the trash.

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    1. Re:5 year review process? by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think they'll actually be reviewing the patents for five years, they just have so many to review that it will take them five years to get to each one. Once a patent gets to the front of the queue, they'll still just pull out the "Approved" stamp and pass it on.

    2. Re:5 year review process? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Except they're saying they'd do the same amount of checking they do now, just that it would take 5 years due to backlog.

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    3. Re:5 year review process? by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they would only modify patent law so that they expire in 5 years from filing date, I think we'd finally be in pretty good shape.

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    4. Re:5 year review process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just fine every company that files for idioticly obvious patents. This would work against those that seek to abuse patent system.

    5. Re:5 year review process? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll wait until it takes 20 years as the timer starts ticking with the patent filling. On the other hand I am not sure if I can hold the button pressed for such a time....

    6. Re:5 year review process? by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      Maybe if they actually took their time to process the patents and run exhaustive prior art checks

      Exactly! But don't dare to raise the budget of USPTO!

  23. nokia by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    definitely not the first, but my phone (and countless others) shows a menu for profile select if you touch the power button, and shuts the phone off if you hold it....

  24. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... lemme get this straight. the patent office if ALLOWING these dumbass requests IN, much less GRANTING them? A friggin CLICK? Not only that, but M$ has the balls to actually WANT to make it theirs. Gimmie a break. This is ridiculous. Slashdot is too good for a story like this.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is pretty bad considering most of what goes on slashdot is too good for this site.

      Cheers! :D

  25. The truth is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...Whether patents like this are the chicken or the egg..."

    Patents like this are the dried up shit that stains the outside of the egg.

  26. Christ, they'll take my car... by Aquitaine · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...hope they don't discover that infringing gas pedal it has!

    1. Re:Christ, they'll take my car... by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      Or the ingenius radio/cd button which when pressed quickly goes to the next station/track, but when held, fast forwards/scans through the stations....

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    2. Re:Christ, they'll take my car... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1
      Yeah seriously... as the article pointed out,
      A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device. Alternative application functions are launched based on the length of time an application button is pressed. A default function for an application is launched if the button is pressed for a short, i.e., normal, period of time. An alternative function of the application is launched if the button is pressed for a long, (e.g., at least one second), period of time.
      Car radio: Default action, tune to preset for button pressed.
      Alternative action: Set current station as preset for button being held.

      This would be a great first case for that EFF initiative.

      As for "Limited resource computing device": Well every computing device is resource-limited, unless it's some sort of quantum recursive parallel universe device, and then it would probably be too hot to touch anyway. I think it's funny that MS can conceive of their products not having problems with reaching the device's resource limitations.
    3. Re:Christ, they'll take my car... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...next up is "One-click-and-hold-for-4-seconds-shopping" I suppose...

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    4. Re:Christ, they'll take my car... by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      ...hope they don't discover that infringing gas pedal it has!

      I don't know what kind of car you're driving but my Mustang's gas pedal only has one function no matter how long you press it for: acceleration.

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    5. Re:Christ, they'll take my car... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny
      but my Mustang's gas pedal only has one function no matter how long you press it for: acceleration.


      Press for a short time: get where you're going.
      Press for a long time: get a ticket.
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  27. Oh My GOD by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    What will they get away with patenting next!? This is one of the more obscure patents but come on.. patenting a timer to indicate how long a button's pressed? That's sorta like patenting a keyboard's whole design, variable button repeat and all (typically, the resolution of the button presses on a keyboard is tweakable in the operating system, even if marginably). I'm sure there are better, more clear ways of expressing this patent, but it's just horrible that someone could get away with patenting something as fundamental as pressing a button for "n" amount of time, and having the button return n.

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  28. This deserves... by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... a special [Asinine] header on fark.com.

    Really, though, I'm constantly asking myself when this craziness will end? More importantly, when will the USPTO finally start to do some hard research on these patent requests and reject them?

    It's painful to see the system that was designed to encourage innovation so often abused as a tool to stymie it.

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  29. adorable.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years."

    redundancy makes it even funnier...

  30. Tons of things already do this by amichalo · · Score: 1

    My cell phone has done this for years. Press the "talk" button and it shows the last number dialed. Continue to hold it down and it dials it too.

    My keyboard is similar. Press a key and it prints a character, hodl it down and it prints many of the same character. (See below)

    a
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  31. Distributed Patent Review by heytherefancypants · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone else see the need for a distributed prior art review. The idea is fairly simple, when a patent is applied for, it is placed into a queue where anyone who wants to sign up for the job can spend a small amount of time looking for any prior art. If any is found, the user is allowed to upload the data as well as some simple references that can be attached to the patent that would be flagged for review. This should at the very least provide some time savings for the patent officers, and allow all of us (myself included) to quit bitching and help out.

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    1. Re:Distributed Patent Review by cft_128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It does exists. You can get a subscription to patent journals (or read them in a library) and then send notes to the patent office, including prior art and/or'duh, that is obvious' comments.

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    2. Re:Distributed Patent Review by phallstrom · · Score: 1

      Take it a step further and let the rest of us acknowledge your hard work in finding the previous art.

      Then the patent office can look and see that someone has submitted prior art that tens of thousands of other people tend to agree with.

      Or perhaps a trust model like razor has...

      I think they should do the same thing with lawsuits... post it, force 100,000 people to look at it and if 80,000 think it's a stupid lawsuit, out it goes.

    3. Re:Distributed Patent Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That gives me an idea: Maybe the government should randomly hand out mod points to persons skilled in the field of pending patents. Each month, the top n% modded patents are granted, the rest get dumped.

      Maybe we should discard the idea that every single application that meets some minimal set of requirements deserves to be granted. Make the inventors compete against each other, and only reward the ideas that clearly stand out above the crowd.

    4. Re:Distributed Patent Review by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0

      And slashdot could patent it!


      Still- the idea of an ONLINE distributed Patent Review would be nice

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    5. Re:Distributed Patent Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent application are considered confidental. That is why only US citizens can get jobs as patent examiners. So they aren't going to let you look at the applications.

    6. Re:Distributed Patent Review by danila · · Score: 1

      I have an even better idea (and hereby I place it into the public domain). Make everyone who wants to file a patent application first find valid prior art examples for two patents in the queue (unless there are no patents in the queue, in which case, the person is exempt). Who is more qualified for this work than a patent lawyer? :)

      Am I not evil?

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  32. Macintosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but the one-button-mouse Mac has been doing this for over a decade.

    1. Re:Macintosh by steveb964 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but the one-button-mouse Mac has been doing this for over a decade

      So has my girlfriend. Press her buttons once for activation, and press and hold to increase level of anger :o)

  33. For crying out loud... by Chmarr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... my digital wristwatch of EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO was doing something like this... you needed to hold down one of the buttons for 2 seconds to get it into 'set' mode.

    1. Re:For crying out loud... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      You see, that patent has expired, (and gone to live in the old patent home where folks will page through it in 100 years and laugh at our stupidity). We needed a shiny new patent for this idea.

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    2. Re:For crying out loud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Siemens phone. A short press on the left menu key shows a menu that alows changing the function of the button. A long press starts the function. Same with the numerics. This is a Siemens C35/M35, which was for sale in 2000. The S25, which is older, had the same kind of functionality.

      I also own an original Garmin eTrex. A short press on Enter shows a menu - a long press is a shortcut to 'create waypoint'.

      However, the patent seems to be about applications and documents. But at least my phone is a computing device - as it has a calculator function and games :)

    3. Re:For crying out loud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DEC made watches?

    4. Re:For crying out loud... by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

      Ok, how many people pressed the degauss button after reading parents sig? ;-)

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    5. Re:For crying out loud... by pavon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apparently Microsoft still thinks that digital watches are a really neat idea.

    6. Re:For crying out loud... by Fuzzy+Bo · · Score: 1

      Help - I can't find the degauss button on my LCD monitors!!!

  34. Sega? Nintendo? by Quobobo · · Score: 1

    In every Sonic or Mario game, you jump higher if you hold the button down longer. How can MS have a patent on this?

  35. Government lamers :/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or how about this:

    Instead of increasing the bugdet dramaticly...

    Make more strigent and accurate guidelines to what people can patent. ohhooooOOOOOOooo...

    Patenting button pressing is BS obviously. It's frivolous at best, plenty of devices time exactly how long you keep a button pressed.

    Every set a digital clock, anybody?

    It's like the monte python skit.

    I have a particular funny walk I want to patent!!! It's different, I created it! It's usefull for getting from point a to point B!!! Weeee.

  36. They care? by Woogiemonger · · Score: 1

    I only wish Microsoft cared about how long I've held down Control-Alt-Delete.

    1. Re:They care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so true!

  37. Prior Art by Ichijo · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like your ignition key. If you keep it turned for about a second, it starts the car. If you keep it turned for 10 minutes, it burns out the starter.

    And there's also auto-repeat.

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  38. Slashdotted? by donnyspi · · Score: 1
    "United States Patent and Trademark Office is overwhelmed with incoming requests"

    Are you saying the US Patent office is the victim of a DOS?

  39. Obvious prior art? by jared_hanson · · Score: 0

    I think the obvious prior art would something like the buttons on a remote control. As an example, take the Squeezebox. The longer you hold down an arrow button, the faster it scrolls through the list.

    I'm sure their are numerous other examples of things where button behavior is determined by timing. The fact that patents like these are granted is unbelievable.

    As an aside, would the patent office be less inundated with requests if it was more discriminating when handing them out. After all, it seems like if they give out patents like candy, companies will start submitting obvious ideas in search of a patent, whether the idea is really patentable or not.

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    1. Re:Obvious prior art? by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      There are some toilets out there that qualify...

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    2. Re:Obvious prior art? by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      I think the obvious prior art would something like the buttons on a remote control. As an example, take the Squeezebox. The longer you hold down an arrow button, the faster it scrolls through the list.

      This article describes the patent as being something very general, when it is really fairly specific. Be sure to carefully read the claims. It doesn't simply patent "having the action of a button determined by how long the button was pressed." It specifies distinct patterns that the user must take, and the applications that are opened aftet each of those steps. This wouldn't apply to mouse clicks, or any sort of remote control device.

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    3. Re:Obvious prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about 3-button mouse emulation in X?

  40. ATX power button anybody? by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

    If setup on some BIOSes, press and release the power button on the case and the system goes into suspend/sleep. Press and hold for 4 seconds, system powers down.

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    1. Re:ATX power button anybody? by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      It goes further back then that - you have to hold the power button on my flourescent lights in for about 5 seconds to get them to come on.

  41. Seems like it should be invalidated by prior art by linuxtelephony · · Score: 1

    I am assuming (this is /., why would I actually READ the patent) the patent will be for "software" buttons on screens, and not the physical buttons. After all, how long has Palm used the power button to work as a light switch? And, I forget when the first cell-phones started using the End key as a power button. Not to mention the power button on modern PCs, push and hold for 4 seconds to turn off. The closest software only implementation I can think of are some of the palette options in graphic arts program. Seems like holding the mouse button down while clicking on a tool would pop up an option dialog for that tool.

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  42. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The clitoris.

    (Or so I am told)

  43. Was it in 1984? I can't find references. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess my question was too basic to be easily googleable... all I can find is that System 1.0 "also included a separate tutorial disk that taught you how to use the mouse (a device alien to most all users at the time) called Mousing Around, which later became Mac Basics."

    http://www.mackido.com/History/EarlyMacOS.html

  44. Microsoft has done some prior art by themselves! by lintux · · Score: 1

    Just keep your shift key pressed for five seconds in Win2K and you'll find out. Stickey keys!

  45. stop watch by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    It's the same damn thing; changing the controls a bit does not make for a legitimate patent, as there is no technical barrier to prevent such a thing. Any programmer could re-implement this in a few minutes given a few words of explanation.

    IIRC, a patent can be overturned if it is later shown that the invention was obvious or that prior art existed. This patent would surely never hold up in court, so it's only useful for intimidation tactics.

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    1. Re:stop watch by rabiteman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This patent would surely never hold up in court, so it's only useful for intimidation tactics.

      That's the point.

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    2. Re:stop watch by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

      IIRC, a patent can be overturned if it is later shown that the invention was obvious or that prior art existed. This patent would surely never hold up in court, so it's only useful for intimidation tactics.

      It helps to keep in mind that in theory, theory and practice are the same, in practice, they're different.

      I've seen patents based on prior art in other industries go unchallenged, and allowed to flourish. Don't think that this one won't because 'that's how patents are supposed to work.'

      This is the Guvmint we're talking about.

  46. prostoalex? by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's up with prostoalex? I noticed his name like twice today, so I looked...
    211 total articles submitted and accepted?

    At this rate, by next year, he'll have more accepted articles than Hemos posted!

    And michael said I had no life for simply having over 800 comments.....

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    1. Re:prostoalex? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      And michael said I had no life for simply having over 800 comments.....

      Uh, oh.

    2. Re:prostoalex? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a /. editor wannabe.

      Poor guy... don't they offer counseling for that sort of thing???

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    3. Re:prostoalex? by prostoalex · · Score: 1


      This is total for about 3 years, so I doubt the pro rata growth is that much. Honestly, I don't read that much, I usually keep the Slashdot window open throughout the day to check back every 2 hours or, and sometimes browse other news sources. Also, I moved up the ladder with my employer and sometimes have to sit through project meetings and training seminars with nothing else to distract myself, but news sites. Every now and then a story comes up that sounds interesting that I think is worth submitting to Slashdot.

      Oh, yeah, and there's also that "feature" in Slashcode that if your story is accepted, but it's appended to the other guy's story, you get it marked as "rejected", so this exact story, for example, doesn't count as accepted.

  47. To solve the patent offices budgeting problem... by skribble · · Score: 1

    They should fine companies millions of dollars for each ridiculous half-assed unresearched patent filed. That should either slow things down or bring in enough money to deal with crap like this.

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  48. That's just the beginning... by provoix · · Score: 1

    you don't suppose M$ will let me use their toilets once they patent the direction the water flows when flushed???

    *sig under patent, please pay to read*

    1. Re:That's just the beginning... by mopslik · · Score: 1

      once they patent the direction the water flows when flushed

      You can always move to Australia.

  49. Cease and Desist by The+SCO+Group · · Score: 1

    I would like to warn Slashdot users that SCO will be responsible for the licensing of the technology described in this article.

    If you are currently using this patented technology please contact SCO Licensing for more details

    Yours Faithfully,

    Darl McBride

  50. BSoD? by Casca · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the M$ guy that filed this patent got the idea from having to hold the power button down on his desktop for more than 5 seconds all the time?

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  51. MS causing backlog by jackstraw2323 · · Score: 1

    Maybe by backlogging the whole office, MS can keep from getting sued for patent infringement (Eolas anyone?) etc for things that they want to assimilate into their product. If it takes five years to patent, the world will have moved on to something new and there will be tons of prior art.

  52. USPTO overwhelmed, their own fault by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe if they didn't grant so many patents for obvious and existing things, there wouldn't be so many people jumping on the bandwagon!

  53. Me thinks by Gallowsgod · · Score: 1

    ...that the guys at MS already knows that prior art exists. They probably just don't think that the rule about prior art applies to them

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  54. Definite prior art by rewt66 · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I have not read the patent. But I think it's got to be for software detecting how long the mouse pressed a GUI button.

    Colorgraphics had this on their graphics products back in the mid-1990's, if not earlier. You had a bunch of color boxes with different colors in them. If you clicked on one of them, the current color was set to the color in the color box, but if you "mashed" (defined as clicking on the box for more than 3 seconds), the color in the color box was set to the current color.

    Colorgraphics was part of Dynatech at the time. I'm not sure if they even exist any more - Dynatech tried to move the engineers from, IIRC, Madison, Wisconsin, to Utah, and most or all of them found other jobs instead.

  55. yet another reason to support EFF by updog · · Score: 4, Informative

    The EFF Patent Busting Project: http://eff.org/Patent/20040419_eff_pr_patent.php

    1. Re:yet another reason to support EFF by updog · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oops, to make it easier:

      The Patent Busting Project

    2. Re:yet another reason to support EFF by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1


      1 - Post link in plaintext.
      2 - Post 'correction' with linkage.
      3 - Karma!!

      No '???' required.

  56. Light switch by xraylima · · Score: 0

    Next Micro$oft will claim they invented the light switch after all that is all the button is just another switch.

  57. just to add to the list by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On an iPod, while browsing songs, clicking the center button selects a song and starts playing it. Holding the center button instead adds it to your "On The Go" playlist.

    1. Re:just to add to the list by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      this sounds exactly like the kind of functionality the patent tries to cover as it applies to an application on the "limited resource computing device yada yada". Patent says it was filed July 12, 2002. When did iPod start using this functionality?

    2. Re:just to add to the list by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      I don't know when that feature was introduced. I can say that I have a 30 gig iPod that behaves that way, and they were announced almost exactly a year ago.

  58. Doubled to 5 years ??? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I filed several patents - the last of which was filed in the spring of 2001. 3 years later NONE of them have issued (including one that is passing 4 years now). I don't see a doubling to 5 years, just an increase to 5 years.

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  59. In Related News... by TitanBL · · Score: 0
    Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes

    REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors, the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

    With the patent, Microsofts rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and ones--the mathematical building blocks of all computer languages and programs--unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit used is paid to the software giant.

    Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes ever since its inception in 1975, Gates told reporters. For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals.

    A number of major Silicon Valley players, including Apple Computer, Netscape and Sun Microsystems, said they will challenge the Microsoft patent as monopolistic and anti-competitive, claiming that the 10-cent-per-digit licensing fee would bankrupt them instantly.

    While, technically, Java is a complex system of algorithms used to create a platform-independent programming environment, it is, at its core, just a string of trillions of ones and zeroes, said Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy, whose company created the Java programming environment used in many Internet applications. The licensing fees wed have to pay Microsoft every day would be approximately 327,000 times the total net worth of this company.

    If this patent holds up in federal court, Apple will have no choice but to convert to analog, said Apple interim CEO Steve Jobs, and I have serious doubts whether this company would be able to remain competitive selling pedal-operated computers running software off vinyl LPs.

    As a result of the Microsoft patent, many other companies have begun radically revising their product lines: Database manufacturer Oracle has embarked on a crash program to develop an abacus for the next millennium. Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. Hewlett-Packard is developing a revolutionary new steam-powered printer.

    Despite the swarm of protest, Gates is standing his ground, maintaining that ones and zeroes are the undisputed property of Microsoft.

    We will vigorously enforce our patents of these numbers, as they are legally ours, Gates said. Among Microsofts vast historical archives are Sanskrit cuneiform tablets from 1800 B.C. clearly showing ones and a symbol known as sunya, or nothing. We also own: papyrus scrolls written by Pythagoras himself in which he explains the idea of singular notation, or one; early tracts by Mohammed ibn Musa al Kwarizimi explaining the concept of al-sifr, or the cipher; original mathematical manuscripts by Heisenberg, Einstein and Planck; and a signed first-edition copy of Jean-Paul Sartres Being And Nothingness. Should the need arise, Microsoft will have no difficulty proving to the Justice Department or anyone else that we own the rights to these numbers.

    Added Gates: My salary also has lots of zeroes. Im the richest man in the world.

    According to experts, the full ramifications of Microsofts patenting of one and zero have yet to be realized.

    Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathematics and logic systems, including Euclidean geometry, pulleys and levers, gravity, and the basic Newtonian principles of motion, as well as the concepts of existence and nonexistence, Yale University theoretical mathematics professor J. Edmund Lattimore said. In other words, pretty much everything.

    Lattim

  60. Double-click? by UglyTool · · Score: 1

    Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click.

    Are they trying to get a patent on double-clicking?

  61. The best prior art! by Kufat · · Score: 1

    Megaman 3 for GB!

    (Yes, charged shots were introduced in MM4 for NES, but for the PDA aspect, the first GB game to feature them was MM3.)

  62. Fighting Street by steveminutillo · · Score: 1

    That's how "Fighting Street", the confusingly named version of "Street Fighter" for the Turbo-Grafx 16 worked. There were only two buttons, so to do a fierce punch you hold down punch for a while, and to do a jab you just tap it.

  63. The patent also covers the double click by waynegoode · · Score: 1

    They also patented the double-click with this. The article does not mentioned it, but look at the details at the patent office site. They stole the whole GUI from Apple--and Apple stole it from Xerox.

    Among other annoyances, this patent dilutes my bragging rights for my own patent.

    Me: Yeah, well, I've got a patent.

    Person I'm trying unsuccessfully to impress: Yeah, well, so does Microsoft--for double-clicking. Can't be that hard.

  64. keyboard auto-repeat... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    So what about being able to set your typematic rate in the BIOS so that your keyboard auto-repeats after a certail length of time?

    Also, my cell phone (motorola V60) - the buttons do different things depending on how long you hold them down.

    Bad USPTO! Bad boy! Down!

  65. How about by 2names · · Score: 2, Insightful
    many many years ago...

    Elevators were operated by people who held down a button or a switch. The length of holding determined which floor you went to. This type of tech is ancient.

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    1. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet I don't think anybody would consider those old elevators as a "limited resource computing device".

    2. Re:How about by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Elevators were operated by people who held down a button or a switch. The length of holding determined which floor you went to. This type of tech is ancient. "

      Huh. I've never been on a mouse driven elevator using a GUI.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  66. So now I need a license . . . by stuffduff · · Score: 1
    ...to turn on my smartphone?

    Talk about your prior art!

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  67. Sort of clever, but is it unqiue? by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 1

    So this patent covers launching different applications based on the duration of a button press, note that this is not same as typing different characters on a keypad or repeating characters when a cat in sitting on keyboard. From the patent text:

    ... the Palm-size PC contains a plurality of buttons (called application buttons) that are used to launch the more common applications installed on a Palm-size PC. For example, if the application is a notes application, a short button press displays a list of summary information for the stored notes. If the same application button is pressed for a long period of time, e.g., at least one second, an alternative application function is launched.

    I admit that is a clever approach for making the most of a few buttons, but is that so unique? Haven't any console video games used similar logic to do functionally the same thing? And what if there is a device that launches the same application each time the button is pressed but the application is in a different mode... I don't see a mention that situation in the patent text.

  68. Chicken / Egg paradox by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

    Whether patents like this are the chicken or the egg[...]

    Unless you're a creationist, the chicken came after the egg.

    1. Re:Chicken / Egg paradox by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

      Actually, this would be incorrect. Something that wasn't **quite** a chicken laid an egg that hatched to become the first chicken.

    2. Re:Chicken / Egg paradox by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      Many things that aren't chickens lay eggs.

  69. How to fix the patent delay problem by mabu · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here's how the government can address the issue of the patent office being overwhelmed: Pass a law requiring that patent applicates be processed faster. *bingo* it's all fixed.

    This seems to be the current trend. Never mind figuring out how to fund things or fixing the system, or improving existing processes. Let's just pass another low and magically expect everything to be fixed. It's worked with spam! It's worked with the war on terror and national security. Why not the USPTO?

  70. RTFPA by v_1matst · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Read The F&#@ing Patent Application

    please go and read the actual patent app. before posting ignorant comments. You might find that your digital watch, cell phone, mouse, pda or whatever has nothing to do with what they are trying to patent.

    I dislike MS business practices as much as the next guy, but please be informed....

  71. ummm.... by eegad · · Score: 1

    everything from my pager to my tv remote already does this.... how the heck do these patents keep slipping by?

  72. Save the Patent System - Penalise the Timewasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must know that this is not a genuine innovation.

    If the patent bureaucrats are besieged with applications, how about a system that penalises anyone submitting trivial or obvious claims where there is readily available prior art.

    Whoever submitted this is wasting their time, they are wasting the patent office time, they are wasting the time of every /. reader and the time of whoever has to challenge the patent to get it thrown out. Legislate now to save the patent system from abuse.

    Or simply exclude software from the domain of patents.

  73. What's next by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 1

    What's next? Microsoft patents the double click? Maybe the Qwerty keyboard? How about a special way of moving the hand with a plastic tracking device to indicate which part of the screen is being used by the user . . . I don't think that anyone's thought of that yet . . .

  74. Defensive Patents ... by BaronAaron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't blame Microsoft, blame the patent system.

    Microsoft, being the nice fat company they are, is a ripe target for patent lawsuits. If I was them I would also patent all the idiotical things I could get away with, because if I don't someone else will. Use the system or it will bite you in the ass.

    I highly doubt Microsoft would ever try to enforce this patent on anyone ... But there are plenty of smaller companies out there that make money by hitting up the big guys on these silly patents.

    So anyway the patent system is broke, we know this, what are we going to do about should be the question ...

    1. Re:Defensive Patents ... by anubi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After the nonsense I have been seeing lately being egged on by all people using the legal system for quick fortune instead of working for it, I can't say I really blame Microsoft.

      I have studied in Economics classes where the high technology sector is responsible for America's stellar economic growth compared to the rest of the world, yet we are strangling our cash cow with myriads of legal snarling. Our factories are damn near gone. Our students are losing their love of studying science. Our high-tech industries are moving offshore. It seems the highest valued jobs in America does not concern making anything anymore, its who can argue the best. We have become like a family who no longer works, we just sit back and bicker, each of us "lobbying" the powers that be to grant us power over the other.

      I took a course in Object Oriented Data Structures in C++ just for the fun of it. There were seven students in the class ( including me ). The college actually ran the course. I also took a course in Intellectual Property Rights the business college ran... it was full to the gunwales - 50 students - and a line out the door down the hall the first day of class of prospective students trying to beg into the class. If it weren't for my having 100+ semester hours at that college, I probably would not have gotten in on my first try. ( I have been taking evening classes there for several decades ). But that really illustrated to me the future of our country. A couple of guys that actually do something, hundreds bickering over who can do what with it.

      I don't think things will change until the general public becomes economically painfully aware that Congress has killed our cash cow with all their penmanship. Right now we are hiding the fact by dropping interest rates to damn near zero trying to flood the market for just a little while longer with unearned borrowed dollars.. so merchants and property owners still see cash flow. But this debt will come due. As a country, we are acting out the parent's worst nightmare, as the kid - unaware of the financial mathematics governing a credit card - goes on a wild melee spending spree.

      When the bills come in, and something of value has to be scrounged up to settle them, Congress is going to have some interesting situations on their hands. People don't like stepping down. And people don't like paying tax if they already don't have enough surplus in their spendable income to even hold on to their existing stuff.

      My venture is that within ten years, we are gonna see some very interesting twists come up. My suggestion is to learn some trade that can be bartered directly with Joe Public. Going to college just to get some scrap of paper to make you appealing to some corporate entity may be a lost cause. America is full of bickering skills already. I believe there will always be a market for the skills of actually doing something useful.

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  75. Mobile phones are prior art too by saikou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Closer to PDAs are mobile phones. Look for the tapereel/voice mail icon on button '1'. Hold it, and you're calling your voicemail. Not hold it, and... well... you pressed '1' :)

  76. Yeah, yeah... by Xentax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...this is another bad patent. At least some people paused to notice that it's not THAT rediculous (compared to, say, patenting reverse auctions on the internet, or Amazon's one-click checkout patent, etc.), just another classic case of why just because it's being done on a computer or on the internet does NOT make it new and non-obvious.

    However, I wonder what else a company like MS, or IBM, or Intel can do in a situation like this -- namely, one where they're doing things that haven't been done before that, while NOT patentable in "our" sense of the term, are nevertheless things that DO get patents from the USPTO.

    I mean, if you want to do something, and *someone* will patent it because our broken system lets them, shouldn't you try to patent it first? That's what most corporate patents seem to be these day -- defensive patents.

    It's the nobody's out there that are really abusing the system -- SCO, Eolas, etc. I'm not really saying they're forcing Microsoft's hand (or IBM's, or Intel's, or AMD's, or NVidia's, etc.) -- but I *am* saying that I think these large research-driven companies are exercising good business sense by trying to defend themselves against the more flagrant abusers of the patent system.

    Sooner or Later (I'm guessing Later), even the cost of doing business with defensive patents and cross-licensing will reach that point that the big guys will push for Patent/Trademark reform, and these sorts of problems will finally go away. But, IMHO that day is years away, and the targets for patent abuse have to defend themselves in the meantime.

    I just wish one of the big patent powerhouses like MS or IBM would step up and drive a challenge against the existing patent status quo -- either via a Constitutionality argument, or lobbying Congress to get REAL patent reforms going, *something*. It's a gamble right now, sure, but business is all about risk and reward, and the payoffs for being able to get out of the patent litigation minefields that any technology company finds itself in these days would be worth it.

    Xentax

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    1. Re:Yeah, yeah... by snakeshands · · Score: 1


      The only way I can imagine scaling anything like the existing
      Patent scheme is via a peer-review system; that would also cut
      down greatly on these highly-visible nonsense patents.

      Obviously a system to reasonably choose and allocate "peers"
      needs a great deal of careful attention, research publications
      have been wrestling with these issues for years, but seldom
      with the transparency that allows useful conclusions to be
      drawn from their experiences.

      I'm not sure if the welter of international agreements now
      governing so much of IP law allows this sort of change, though;
      the current system may be ossified in place by treaty.

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    2. Re:Yeah, yeah... by nothings · · Score: 1
      I just wish one of the big patent powerhouses like MS or IBM would step up and drive a challenge against the existing patent status quo

      I don't know about MS, but why in the world would IBM do that? "IBM raked in $1.6 billion in intellectual property license fees" in 2000 (value of patents vs. copyrights unknown).

      Of course, "raked in" might be overstating it a tad when they had gross revenues of $88 billion that year, but I bet it's basically sheer profit.

    3. Re:Yeah, yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that if corporations are forced to get as many patents as they can for every thing they can dream of, only as a means of defense, that is a clear indication of how broken the patent system is. That is simply not what the patent system was ever designed for.

    4. Re:Yeah, yeah... by Enucite · · Score: 1


      Sooner or Later (I'm guessing Later), even the cost of doing business with defensive patents and cross-licensing will reach that point that the big guys will push for Patent/Trademark reform, and these sorts of problems will finally go away.


      Why would they want to push for reform?

      Isn't it just creating a higher barrier to entering the market?

      If they own patents and can threaten a lawsuit on any technology developed, they've just eliminated any competition that can't afford a lengthy legal battle.

      The costs of doing business would have to become significantly higher because of patents for companies to give up that kind of power. And frankly, I can't imagine the costs ever reaching that point.

      I don't think we can count on the corporations lobbying to correct this problem.

    5. Re:Yeah, yeah... by Xentax · · Score: 1

      When a company like Eolas can sue for millions of dollars, and (equally disruptive) get an injunction that forces MS to make changes to IE, I'd call that a cost of business high enough that preventing future lawsuits of the same nature starts to become worthwhile.

      I realize that's a fairly subjective judgement, though.

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
  77. How could you Albert K. Wong?? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 3, Informative
    Primary Examiner: Wong; Albert K.
    Time based hardware button for application launch

    Abstract

    A method and system are provided for extending the functionality of application buttons on a limited resource computing device. Alternative application functions are launched based on the length of time an application button is pressed. A default function for an application is launched if the button is pressed for a short, i.e., normal, period of time. An alternative function of the application is launched if the button is pressed for a long, (e.g., at least one second), period of time. Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click.

    What about the whole apple macintosh computer system? A computer with one mouse button. There were so many things that were done by holding the mouse down instead of clicking. And double clicking? That's older then Windows.

    I wonder how many of the junk patents that have been approved lately were done by the same people. It would be nice to have a better feedback system for Patent Examiners then expensive lawsuits.

    Mod this one -1 obvious.

    1. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by soundofthemoon · · Score: 1

      How about using Karma to provide feedback on examiners? Too bad Slashdot didn't patent the Karma system, or they could make a bundle by licensing it to the USPTO.

    2. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by javatips · · Score: 1

      I beleive he did the wong thing by granting this patent to MS.

    3. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would be nice to have a better feedback system for Patent Examiners
      You cannot have an unaccountable system, somebody needs to be liable for the costs involved in getting such a silly patent overturned. If you market a device that is affected by this patent start looking for someone to sue. MSFT are very keen to bang on the table about liability when it suits them, so I'm confident they would support any action to hold the patent institutions or applicant liable for potential damages in such instances! What next patenting XML schema?
    4. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Albert a dollar he was having a bad day.

    5. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by name773 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      on a limited resource computing device
      first of all, that technically covers every computing device.
      but if i take the non-technical definition, does it include large systems whose resources have become limited due to a bloated os/application set?

    6. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's older then Windows.

      older than Windows.

      And the abstract is not the patent. What do the claims say?

    7. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Alright....enough with making fun of the guy's name, 'K?

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    8. Re:How could you Albert K. Wong?? by LakeSolon · · Score: 1

      Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time, e.g., double click.

      When your patent application includes the term already in the popular lexicon for the very thing you're patenting shouldn't it be obvious that this isn't a new idea?

      ~Lake

  78. What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is no OS but Microsoft Windows!! What is this "Mac" you speak of??

    Sincerely,
    Bill Y. Gates

  79. Remote control Lighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't know how long they have been around but the remote does different things depending on how long you hold it.

    Man are the people in the patent office for real.

  80. Patent office using patented method. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope that the patent office is paying the appropriate royalties for using Homer Simpson's "use the drinking bird to hit the approve button" method patent. Because apparently they use that method alot.

  81. Re: Not Prior Art by Bitmanhome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not prior art, because a watch is not a computer. Well, except a Casio DataBank, but that's not a general purpose computer. Except the Matsucom onHand, which is a 16-bit PDA, but it's not a PocketPC PDA. See, Microsoft's invention is new and innovative.

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  82. tired of bad patents? lets DOS the patent system! by jparp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    here's how:
    We need to set up some kind of open source org for generating and funding silly patent applications. With some sympathetic venture capital, we may be able to clog the patent system for the next 50 years!

    Not that im gonna do it. Just think it would be neet if someone tried. Of course, the org would have to have protections from not actually inforcing the patents.

    The goal here isn't to make good patents. Just to clog the system, so we need not think to hard about them.

    just an idea,.

  83. limited power computing devices? by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would a digital watch count? I'm pretty sure my first one would do different things from how long the button was pushed. Granted, it was only generally how it knew you wanted to set the time and switched modes, but it was a pretty limited computer.

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  84. Simpler Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "United States Patent and Trademark Office is overwhelmed with incoming requests," and that "Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years."

    Or better yet, rather than increasing the budget, the P&T Office could start REJECTING MORE patents, and we could get rid of algorithmic patents altogether (software and business practice). That would QUICKLY cut down the load.nstitutionally) much better.

  85. In other news by thebra · · Score: 1

    Microsoft patents the color blue.
    (blue screen, get it!)

  86. Prior Art by bigattichouse · · Score: 0

    Every golfing game in existance. I remember holding a button down to build up power to a golf swing WAAAAAY back in the day.

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    meh
  87. keyboard repeat prior art by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Interesting

    An example of prior art:

    bash$ xset r rate 250 40

    Hmm: Let's see - hold down a key for a brief while:

    X

    Or hold it down for a long while:

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    1. Re:keyboard repeat prior art by micromoog · · Score: 1

      I believe I recall something about some sort of "code" where a short key press represents one thing, and a longer key press represents another. Created by Samuel [something], if memory serves.

    2. Re:keyboard repeat prior art by Talence · · Score: 1

      Cool :-) I always do a 'xset r rate 250 30' when I'm typing code and a 'xset r rate 175 150' when I'm playing a game.

      --
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    3. Re:keyboard repeat prior art by KivlE · · Score: 1

      Careful now... You just might go to jail... :)

  88. This is a joke or a troll, right? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >United States Patent 6,727,830 Lui,et al. April 27, 2004 Time based hardware button for application launch

    This is totally nuts. There are so many examples of prior art running around that I can only think this is a belated April Fool's joke that got picked up. I've written and deleted about six more sentences that all came out either as raving anti-Microsoft flamebait, profanity, or both.

    Seriously, does anyone see a valid aspect to this? I'm not a hardware engineer, but I sure can't see one.
    --
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    1. Re:This is a joke or a troll, right? by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      I wish but the government confirms it here
      though I agree with you that it is pointless

  89. HoldTheButton.com by salvorHardin · · Score: 1

    I guess holdthebutton.com will be closing soon.

  90. the problem with the USPTO by hummassa · · Score: 1

    They grant patents that should obviously not be granted and claim they are overworked. This kind of patent should have been dismissed by the front door clerk. The patent applicant, if it wants, could challenge the dismissal ... IN COURT.
    Repeat with me:

    if( overworked ) dismiss_patent_request(); // quick

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    1. Re:the problem with the USPTO by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Well, I would add that any patent that would be refuted/dismissed should see its applicant pay for all the fees involved. And if you can prove in 30 seconds that half a million implementations of prior art are available since more than 20 years to anyone that own more than $100, there should be a $1 million fine for "active bullshitting".

  91. obvious prior art! by gasgesgos · · Score: 1

    here's a game that has been around for quite a while.

    Does anyone have some tape? My mouse could use an "upgrade" for this game...

  92. Other Examples by Xformer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With a Palm OS device, if you just hit the Address Book button, it takes you to that app. If you hold the button down longer, it tries to beam a record that's been designated as a "business card", if such a record exists.

    I don't know how long they've been doing this, exactly, though I doubt it was after M$ started producing PDAs, much less filed for this patent.

    Seems they're trying to patent the concept of double-clicks as well... they bloody stole that from Apple!

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    1. Re:Other Examples by Misch · · Score: 1

      Strange... They specifically reference the Palm III and the Palm III handbook in the patent application.

      But, yeah, the Palm III X was noted for having this feature on 25 January 1999. The Palm III which preceded it specifically was noted for this feature back when it was released, which was a hell of a while before 5 January 1999 which was when Microsoft filed the original patent that was covering some aspects of this.

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    2. Re:Other Examples by Xformer · · Score: 1

      Looking further into the actual claims of the patent, it looks like they tiptoed around both what the Address Book does in Palm OS (isn't quite "opening a document" and isn't a user-defined behavior), as well as being able to press the Datebook button multiple times to cycle through the different views that are available. The patent claims stop at 2 presses, and mention a defined time threshold.

      Then again... that's one thing Microsoft seems very good at... tiptoeing around the rules to get what they want.

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  93. Ligitation for All by lysium · · Score: 1
    "Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years."

    Five years is plenty of time for others to come up with the same idea, take it to market, build a business, and then have it utterly destroyed when the patent is granted. So overloading the patent system results in more profit for the unscrupulous.

    At the rate things are going, the best bet for innovators will be to leave the country. That will not bode well for American technical superiority in the long run.

    ====---====

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  94. prior art? by Maudib · · Score: 1

    Odd, I though my iPod did just that. Hold down menu, turn on back light. Tap menu, navigate directory.

    Who cares, dozens of hardware manufacturers will aligh at t his in court.

  95. more prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mileage/odometer functions are selected this way on electronic odometers.
    1)To get to trip mileage, press the button.
    2)To clear/reset trip mileage, press and hold button.
    3)To return to odometer, press button.
    Functions are context sensitive.
    Ford are in big trouble!

  96. In other news... by scoove · · Score: 1

    Microsoft issued patent licensing demands to amateur radio operators, as well as military and commercial radio technicians around the country, warning them that those "dahs and dots" as expressed using their mouse in numerous training and application programs may be a violation of Microsoft's innovative MultiClick Patented technology.

    "We're really looking at this as an opportunity embrace a new user group rather than approach the licensing obligation in any threatening manner," said Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer. "I'm certain we can explain to radio operators that they're not required to license and may be equally satisfied with signals of a uniform length." .....

    All kidding aside, I used morse trainers in the late 80s that the length of the mouse click differed the behavior. I can also recall an Apple IIgs shareware football game that based the behavior of a kick or punt on the length of mouse hold as well. Madden football does that as well, if I recall right.

    Maybe I'm missing something here. May have to go read the application; certainly there's more to it than this?

    *scoove*

  97. s/rediculous/ridiculous/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all.

    1. Re:s/rediculous/ridiculous/g by Xentax · · Score: 1

      I'm a genious! ;)

      Xentax

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  98. Wait a minute... by Animaniac · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight... Microsoft just patented the hold-click? That's it, I gotta go patent the double-click before anyone else!

  99. RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by copper · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you take the time to actually read what's claimed in this patent (on /.? yeah right...) this isn't as broad a patent as a lot of readers seem to think it is.

    Basically, they've patented the following (all being done on a "limited resource computing device"):

    Time how long an application launch button has been held down before it's released. If it's less than some threshold, launch the application associated with that button normally; if it's greater, then launch the application and automatically restore it to it's last known state.

    Not ingenious, and of doubtful usefulness in my opinion, but certainly not as bad as patenting the very general "having the action of a button determined by how long the button was pressed" where that action could be anything.

    1. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by Decameron81 · · Score: 1
      If you take the time to actually read what's claimed in this patent (on /.? yeah right...) this isn't as broad a patent as a lot of readers seem to think it is.


      Isn't the purpose of slashdot to bring us "News for nerds..."? Or is that "Links for nerds..."? Cos if the news items in the front page are not clear it's not like it's the fault of the readers.

      Anyway, to me the patent still seems pretty generic. While it is not wide in scope I can't see how anyone can have rights to ideas which require no effort to come up with. Actually, I can't see how someone can have rights to ideas at all.

      Diego Rey
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    2. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is there is plenty of more generic prior art for this patent. What's next? Should we allow people to patent "a mechanism whereby pressing the Ctrl and E keys simultaneously closes the active window"? It's nice and specific. This is just a specific use of a more generic and widely-used technique, and it brings no improvement to that technique.

      More generally, do we really want to have someone hold a patent on every little detail? Be careful, one day the list of patents in your application may be larger than the application binary itself.

    3. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      It's pretty bad, though. I've used 3 infringing devices today.

      1) My mac. Left-click and hold brings up a menu.
      2) My iPod. Hold Pause to turn it off
      3) My Car HU. Press SRC to switch b/t radio and CD or hold to turn the HU off.

    4. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by pdkrocul · · Score: 1

      OK, what's the definition of "limited resource computing device"?

      From http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/pro/evaluation/ sysreqs.asp
      Here's What You Need to Use Windows XP Professional:
      * PC with 300 megahertz or higher processor clock speed recommended; 233 MHz minimum required (single or dual processor system);
      * Intel Pentium/Celeron family, or AMD K6/Athlon/Duron family, or compatible processor recommended
      * 128 megabytes (MB) of RAM or higher recommended (64 MB minimum supported; may limit performance and some features)
      * 1.5 gigabytes (GB) of available hard disk space
      * Super VGA (800 × 600) or higher-resolution video adapter and monitor
      * CD-ROM or DVD drive
      * Keyboard and Microsoft Mouse or compatible pointing device

    5. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by calix · · Score: 1

      And, if you read the rest of the claim, you'll find out they are claiming a push & release of a button under a timed threshold, push & release of a button over a timed threshold, and multiple push & released over/under a timed threshold. Associated with these 6 cases are application-specific functions, e.g. opening a file, creating a new file, etc.

      On top of that, the patent is specific to LRCDs which they name as Palm-top PCs running a "Windows" like OS (duh, WindowsCE).

      I can't say I blame them; Palm certainly attempted to do the same with the Pilot, Apple's Newton before that, Zaurus, etc.

    6. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "JMO" as they say. There's no threshold amount of effort involved in conceiving an invention that makes it patentable. Accidental discoveries, serendipity, seeing over the technology horizon on a thick pocketbook balanced over a industry giant's head, none of it counts against the inventor.

      New, useful, unobvious to the person with ordinary skill - those are the standard criteria for allowable classes of invention.

      The first and only person with the latest business software, for example, isn't presumed to have sub-ordinary skills. If that person sees a problem with the software and comes up with a new solution first, it matters little how obvious the problem and solution seem in hindsight, because no one else saw the problem and published a solution. Was everyone else sub-ordinarily skilled, or was the inventor's skill level unusually great? It's just something to think about in one's free time.

      Now, if another person gets the same program on the same day and finds the problem in approximately the same time and they also publish a similar solution, then it's an entirely different set of facts.

    7. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by GbrDead · · Score: 1

      this isn't as broad a patent
      A patent is not required to be narrow. On the other hand, a patent is required to be non-obvious.

      The fashion of excusing Microsoft, USPTO, etc. is getting more and more boring :-(

    8. Re:RTFC [Read The F*ing Claims] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have it done with multimedia keyboards since i bought one. (with mute button to switch mixer channel if holded longenough)

  100. claims require more by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    probably because that isn't what the patent claims say

    i dont see steps:
    (c) opening an application if the application button is released prior to the expiration of a threshold time limit; and

    (d) opening the application and automatically causing the application to display the last known state of the application if the application button is pressed, without being released, for a period equal to or in excess of the threshold time limit.

    in claim 1

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  101. Prior art: digital watches by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
    If I press the "mode" button on my c. 1991 Sony digital watch, it switches modes (Time/Stopwatch/etc.), but
    if I hold it down for three seconds, it launches the time-setting application.


    A digital watch has a CPU, register, memory, and an OS -- it's the ultimate limited power computing device.

  102. Super Mario Brothers!!!! by Dareth · · Score: 1

    If I didn't hold the button down the entire time he was jumping he would never make it across the little holes!!!

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  103. But what about... by brownpau · · Score: 1

    Hold The Button? Now they're in trouble.

  104. Prior Art: by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Games with baseball pitching, golf swing.

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    1. Re:Prior Art: by copper · · Score: 1

      I might be missing something, but what does that swing interface have to do with launching applications as described in the patent?

      Both may have something to do with timing how long a button's been held down, but what's being done with that info and the context in which it occurs is completely different.

    2. Re:Prior Art: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that is not an "innovtion". It is a reall small change of nomenclature.

  105. Prior art from 1844 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would Morse code count?

  106. The claims require more than that by ProfBooty · · Score: 2, Informative

    unfortuneatly, that doesn't have anything to do with parts c&d in claim one. Most of the other claims are very similiar.

    (c) opening an application if the application button is released prior to the expiration of a threshold time limit; and

    (d) opening the application and automatically causing the application to display the last known state of the application if the application button is pressed, without being released, for a period equal to or in excess of the threshold time limit.

    A lot of people here are saying the same thing, but the claims require more than just holding a button for a set length of time to preform some mysterious action. Each independant has it preform a different function.

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    1. Re:The claims require more than that by platipusrc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of like the power button on my laptop that will cause a soft power off if it's just pressed and released, or will kill the power if held for more than ~4 seconds?

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    2. Re:The claims require more than that by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      not exactly, requires pressing an application button (though you might be able to argue that the power off button is the same) to open an application, prior to displaying the last known state

      pressing the button to put it in a soft power off status is an extra step, which may/may bit cause problems with the "comprising" portion of the claim, as comprising is more openended than consisting.

      http://www.invention-protection.com/ip/publicati on s/docs/A_Lesson_in_Claims_Grammar_from_the_CAFC.ht ml

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  107. Re:To solve the patent offices budgeting problem.. by canfirman · · Score: 1
    Actually, they should fire the people who even gave the patent to Microsoft in the first place. Obviously somebody at the patent office didn't think about all of the ramifications of this patent.

    Just what we need, an "SCO" of the handheld world. Of course, Pocket PC's running Microsoft CE would be exempt.

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  108. Ideas by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    First thing that comes to mind: SimCity 2000 had this. I think I've heard someone say macs have it, too. Oh, and XMMS has it. And FireFox (actually, pretty much any graphical web browser).

    But really, this is bad interface design. It's not discoverable, it slovs you down, what else? It makes me laugh to imagine how they are going to geh burned if they actually use this `feature' on a broad scale.

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  109. Of course, you're all correct, BUT by daveatwork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are missing the point a bit here. Of course, you are all totally correct, this isnt anywhere near a new thing, but we are missing the whole patent issue. I know you all understand this as well as cookies, but ill say it anyway. Patents protect an IDEA. They dont protect the end result. Hell, imagine if Hoover could patent clean carpets, no one else is allowed to invent a sucky upy thing, since it's patented!

    This is exactly the problem with a load of software patents. They dont patent HOW something is done, that patent WHAT is done. It's like trying to patent staying dry and warm, and therefore preventing anyone else building houses! I do believe there are some valid software patents, but that should NOT stop someone else getting to the same result by doing it differently. Just because some guy invented RSA security, does not stop some other guy inventing a totally differnt way to use the same algorithm.

    Microsoft can patent the source they used to time this button, if it uses some cool new timing algorithm that works without needing the internal clock, but no way should they be allowed to patent the actual result, a timed button.

    And honestly, i dont blame microsoft, i blame the fucking stupid patent clerks and judges who let things like this through. Microsoft are just using the system, we all would given half a chance. You patent people should wake the fuck up and engage brain!

    However, you will owe me money, since i own Thought(TM). oh, and i also own "Correct Answer(TM)" and "Common Sense(TM)", all registered trademarks and patents, thank you...

    1. Re:Of course, you're all correct, BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Patents don't protect jack shit. They are created to give a person a temporary monopoly over a object and the right to sue others who try to use that idea.

      That's it.

      The idea is that it's better to sacrifice the public's ability to utilize a new idea inorder to make it profitable to create new ideas.

      Like patented drugs.

      A company creates a new drug that is usefull, it can save lives. So they restrict access to the drug to create a profit, then they turn around and take those profits and create new usefull drugs.

      The sucky part is that it makes the drug expensive for people that may need it. The good part is that the drug exists in the first place. The company took a risk and created a usefull item from nothingness. Thus it exists.

      And because of this then they are free to take the funds created by this patent and create new drugs to patent. If it wasn't for the patent then they wouldn't make money and we wouldn't get new and better drugs as a result.

      People who do the innovating are the ones to get money from the innovation and are able then to innovate more.

      In fact they HAVE to innovate MORE, otherwise when the patent runs out THEY ARE Shit Out Of Luck.

      No more money no more profits.

      In a communist country that doesn't have intellectual property laws/rules, then progress is stiffled because the productive members of sociaty have no way to profit, unproductive members benifit equaly to productive ones. Thus productive members have no way to promote new ideas and take risks on their own. Thus over time EVERYBODY suffers.

      Just remember the PURPOSE of patents is to promote innovation and progress. NOT to protect ideas. Protecting ideas is what they do, not their purpose. Like when I drive to work, I drive to get to work. I don't drive just to drive, I'd rather just take a nap.

      Thus when the patent system is used as a tool to stifle innovation or is simply useless to the majority of sociaty and a drain on it's funds, then it's time to re-examine the patent system and modify it's behavior.

      Like for example shorten the life of software patents down to 1 year, instead of the 7 years or whatever. Which is much to long for the fast paced software industry.

      Take for example the Jpeg's compression patent. It was valid and usefull for a year or so after it was created, but the creators of the patent all of a sudden suing people years and years later after it becomes a industry standard is obviously counter productive.

    2. Re:Of course, you're all correct, BUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thought? Correct Answers? Common Sense?

      Are you on the same /. that I am? Kneejerk reactions, rapid fire anti MS rhetoric, and cynical technical outlooks seem to be more what I see.

      (all respect to those who actually use any combination of the supposed "IP" mentioned...)

    3. Re:Of course, you're all correct, BUT by Nikker · · Score: 1

      You would really try to sue the gov. for Thought, Correct Answer, and Common Sence ????

      The best judge in the country wouldn't grant that

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  110. REDUNDANT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, it's already been said. Perhaps you should violate the patent and hold-click your PgDn button.

  111. "limited power computing devices" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All computing devices have limited power. ALso, they have limited computational horizon. You know, I was going to make a joke, but it has left me (perhaps for the better). But, I'm a total pedant, so instead of cancelling, I'm gonna submit. And, I'm not gonna preview either! So the typo I made in the second sentence is gonna STaY tHere! wheeeEEE1!!11 NO CARRIER

  112. or... by ed.han · · Score: 2, Insightful

    what about the text-entry method of most mobile phones? i doubt this is about the PDA market half so much as mobile telephony.

    ed

  113. Old Mac Users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I seem to remember there were things you could click on the old mac on several user interfaces that popped something up if you held the buttond down vs. clicking. Also, anybody have an old apple newton? I remember something very similar there with the hand writing recognition buttons.

  114. Too Late. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    With the Macintosh only having one mouse button, this was already a popular feature back in the 1980s.

    Double click and Triple click are well known. But there are also subtle timeouts for click and click and drag. This is because clicking and releasing has a tendency to move the mouse. on MacOS you have to click, hold it for a moment, then move to drag something. renaming things in MacOS works along the same lines.

    The article linked also mentions car radios and other gadgets which already had different actions for different button durations. Infact my VCR would "lock" into fastfoward mode if you tapped the button on the remote or console, but if you held the button down for a bit it would fast foward until released. I realize that it's not two different actions, but it's two different behaviors for the same sort of action.

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  115. only for half of it by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    the other half of the claims have nothing to do with that
    (c) opening an application if the application button is released prior to the expiration of a threshold time limit; and

    (d) opening the application and automatically causing the application to display the last known state of the application if the application button is pressed, without being released, for a period equal to or in excess of the threshold time limit.

    plus how would you show motivation to combine a baseball/video game with the above?

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  116. Thank you, Captain Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If it's less than some threshold, launch the application associated with that button normally; if it's greater, then launch the application and automatically restore it to it's last known state. "

    Please explain again how the baseball pitching and gold swing related to that specific claim.

  117. technology already being used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you just patent something that is already being used by others? This Agilent scope has buttons that give help if you hold down the button for a few seconds.

    My computer will power off if I hold down the power button for 5 seconds.

  118. "obvious", prior art, open source priot art search by cwg_at_opc · · Score: 3, Informative

    (I read the patent)
    even if this is meant to apply to virtual buttons, prior art exists in many places: a friend of mine
    used to work for Symbol Technology, the bar code scanner folks. he told me about how you determine
    if a button is pressed at all; there's an effect he described as "button bounce" where as the button is
    depressed, the electrical contact is intermittent for a while until it becomes constant - i.e. don't do anything
    until the button has been "on" for 1200milliseconds. he's had to write customized timing code for a variety of
    vendors' buttons, since they are all have a bit different 'action'; and since there's generally only one button(trigger)
    on a hand-held scanner, they'd have done the same as described in the patent. the extensions
    they've applied for seem completely "obvious" to anyone who's had to use/work/design a product with
    "limited resources", i.e. buttons.

    anyway, deciding what what to do depending on how long a button(real or virtual) has been done for
    many, many years:
    elevators, digital watches/clocks, PDAs, Apple Newtons and many others previously mentioned.

    maybe the patent office should 'open source' the research of prior art(like groklaw?) since they seem to be
    incapable of handling any more than a couple of applications per day.

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  119. Re:Seems like it should be invalidated by prior ar by michael_cain · · Score: 1
    I am assuming (this is /., why would I actually READ the patent) the patent will be for "software" buttons on screens, and not the physical buttons.

    And therein lies at least some of the problem with the current system. Even if you're going to allow for software patents, the mere fact that you have implemented something in software that would not be patentable as a physical device ought to be disallowed. The situation has gotten laughable. Common business practice (referals, clerk looking up customer's shipping info) have been granted patents as software implementations. And the EU is apparently going to follow the US down this idiot path.

  120. Re:tired of bad patents? lets DOS the patent syste by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    I was thinking about a similar fix to the politically-correct nonsense sweeping the nation. I bet if we complained about everything collectively, eventually the people who are _supposed_ to be representing us would realize that it is inane, irresponsible, and unnecessary to police our ears, eyes, and mouths.

    It all came to me after someone complained about the 'slave' and 'master' settings for IDE drives, supposedly offended that those terms were used.

    My boss thinks we should complain about 'male' and 'female' plugs, and connectors, and then there's the whole 'gender-changer' sockets too. That's a whole can of worms just waiting to be opened :D

    -Jesse

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  121. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by JayBat · · Score: 1

    The scope of the patent is very narrow and covers only a (longish) list of explicit and application-specific extended-push actions, and only on palm-type devices.

    Your Palm power button is safe (not on the list), as are the buttons on your wristwatch, Mac mouse, car radio and garden tractor (totally different field of application).

    None of 'em is prior art if you buy the "limited resource computing device" constraint. Ok, ok, some people would claim that Macs are the very embodiment of "limited resource computing", but I'm a Mac user, so I don't agree. :-)

  122. Re:SUBSCRIBER RUINER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha! that's great!

  123. Not allowed to hold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hold it for a definite period and ellicit a response. Thats what this patent all about.

    Wait a minute . .
    Did they patent .

  124. ATX power supplies, anyone? by mccrew · · Score: 1

    PC power supplies that conform to the ATX specification have different behaviors depending whether the power button is pressed and released, versus being pressed and held for 3 seconds.

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  125. Original Compaq handheld WinCE computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an ancient (circa 1997 ?) Compaq C-120 handheld computer that the Windows CE 2.0 operating system does different things based on how long you hold down some of the keys.

  126. Re:Seems like it should be invalidated by prior ar by outZider · · Score: 1

    Okay, how about the clock on the Newton 100 on up?

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  127. That story is probrably BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    5 years? That's ridiculous.

    I mean, how long does it take to blindly rubber stamp any piece of paper that shows up on your desk? One examiner could do thousands in a single day.

    1. Re:That story is probrably BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to patent a process for Blindly Rubber Stamping any Piece of Paper that Shows up on Your Desk!

  128. so how few... by i_panic · · Score: 1

    I think the /. folks should start a project to determine the minimum number of carefully interlocking but seriously idiotic patents it might take to cause the patent (and existing legal) systems to permanently deadlock on incontrovertible contridictions. Figure once that happens, we're home-free until everyone figures out how to sort it out. I can imagine the headline: "Government demands society stop inventing new stuff until we can figure out what the word actually means."

  129. Huh? by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    I wrote a game for my Atari 400 in the 80's that evaluated how long you help the "Fire" button down on the joystick. How to I file prior art?

  130. [OT] Hmm... by oGMo · · Score: 1
    And michael said I had no life for simply having over 800 comments.....

    And you have nearly 5200 comments now... that sounds like a lot, but is it?

    Well, let's do some math. That comment was posted 2001/12/11 at 4pm (local my time), according to slashdot. At that time you had 713 comments. Now, your usernumber is in the 100k range, so you're not a slashdot oldtimer, but I can't tell for sure when you joined. However, we can look at the time since then.

    Let t1 = Time("2001-12-11 16:01") and t2 = Now(). The amount of time passed (t2 - t1) is roughly 75070272 seconds (don't worry, I'll keep precision in the background) and that's about 868 days. In that time we know you posted 5174 - 713 comments, so your posting rate is (5174 - 713)/868, which is about 5.13 comments per day. Every day, for about 2.3 years.

    Good or bad, you can decide. Personally I think this may be partially a response to michael's comment.

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    1. Re:[OT] Hmm... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      The reason I have so many comments since the 'michael comment' is because of the zoo system. I have an absolute ton of 'friends' whose journals I comment in. Not only that, but I tend to like to defend myself when I can, so I'm usually responding to peoples comments everytime an issue comes up, which can be often (I tend to side 'against' slashthink). I only go to slashdot at work, and only during builds/compiles/deploys.

      I have a wife, 2 cars, a son, and a mortgage payment. I've worked damn hard to have the best lawn in the neighborhood and spend the weekends doing chores and housework and spending time with my family.

      I can assure you that I have a life outside slashdot (and the internet/computers for that matter).

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    2. Re:[OT] Hmm... by arose · · Score: 1
      I tend to side 'against' slashthink
      Like most people who comment. :-D
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  131. All without... by swerk · · Score: 1

    ...even comparing anybody to Hitler or any group to the Nazi party. Poor Godwin's law didn't even have a chance.

    1. Re:All without... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool! You just killed the thread with the most on-topic post!

  132. Prior art in radios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My CD player plays either song 1 or 7 (2 or 8, 3 or 9) depending on how long the button is pressed

  133. Can ideas be patented? by kavau · · Score: 0, Redundant
    According to what I learned from various extremely unreliable sources, ideas as such cannot be patented. Only implementations of those ideas. So Microsoft is not going to patent the timed button press, but only one (or more) ways to implement it. Obviously, for this simple example, there are a zillion different possible ways to implement it, and they can't patent them all.

    The upshot: Everybody can use timed button presses in their applications, without paying royalties to MS. They only have to think for themselves how to do it.

    Unfortunately I actually know next to nothing about patent law. Anybody with a fundamental knowledge is invited to set me straight on this.

  134. Archie boy's first patent by archevis · · Score: 1
    Everyone, check this out: I just had the most bizarre revelation ever.

    Y'all know the chords providing electrical power to domestic appliances, right? Well, imagine if we could use similar metal wires to transmit electricity *not* for providing power but to transmit information...!!! Not exactly sure how to do this, but I suspect one would have to try to "chunk" information into small pieces instead of simply using a constant voltage.

    "So what?" you might say, "Why the hell would anyone want to transmit information through a wire when we already have more efficient means of communication. Like talking?"

    But I say to you: "Think big, my friends!" Sure, there are better ways for two people to exchange information, but imagine the possibilities for computers! They seem adept at this type of task. Hell, one day we might actually see our machines exchanging information directly with each other, perhaps even more than two units connected at any given time...!!!

    You think I should secure a patent for this concept? Just to make sure nobody rips off my idea?

  135. I wouldn't be surprised by digid · · Score: 1

    I don't have any statistics to back this up but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of the patents issued have not and will never be developed. So much for innovation. Along with filing a patent companies should be required to submit proof of development of the product protected by the patent or incur stiff penalties. Fines could be placed based off of an initial report estimating the cost to develop the product protected by the patent. Patents are supposed to protect people with good ideas who are going to DEVELOP it not for just good ideas to stay locked up in a vault.

  136. My nokia phone had this at least 8 years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you enter a phone number then hit TALK, the phone dials the number normally. If you hold the TALK for a longer time, it dials the number using a calling card.

    It's a very handy feature that I miss a lot - the company gave me a different phone.

  137. this is getting ridiculous, seriously by dindi · · Score: 1

    But this time it makes me really angry ....

    Are those people/organizations who grant these patents completely insane ?

    and why doesn't M$ patent buttons .... so everyone with a button could pay them a fee ?

    Isn't it time to move to an other planet ?
    Or just form a country somewhere ?

    On the other hand: in a democracy don't people have the right to do something against all these idiotic things that are forced on entire countries by worse-than-a-joke offices, like that one?

    OK, OK I am getting overwhelmed .... but I hear more and more of that crap every day, and unless it stops for good, we will really end up in deep poo...

  138. Another World / Out of This World by Animaether · · Score: 1

    That game, sweet as it was in its own right, actually had three different functionalities based on timed releases.

    Hit fire once - you fire
    Hold fire for a small time - you set up a shield
    Hold fire foo a long time - you fire a *large* blast

    Very intuitive, made sense for the game, and definitely added to suspense ("Did I start running soon enough to have time to power up to a large blast ?")

    But anyway, not prior art, I guess.

    I'm starting to wonder, with all the users on Slashdot proposing prior art (and often debunked), why there isn't a general website - say "www.priorart.org" or so (the domain is being 'squatted', currently). One that could get enough media and political attention for people and perhaps even patent/trademark offices to take serious notice to. Perhaps get some actual legal eagles that are in the patent application business and wouldn't mind devoting some of their time on preventing patents like these from being fully accepted. After all, it may hurt their own business in the long run if they don't (unless they're the one applying for the patent, obviously).

    But eh, I'm not a legal expert. Just seems a lot of these discussions on Slashdot get lost in the fact that, well, this is Slashdot :/
    ( no offense to /. :) )

    1. Re:Another World / Out of This World by Flexagon · · Score: 1

      ... why there isn't a general website - say "www.priorart.org" or so (the domain is being 'squatted', currently)...

      Exactly. I've thought much the same thing. Something like a groklaw that can collect and focus these things, expand on them, and summarize results.

    2. Re:Another World / Out of This World by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      You could surf on over to www.bustpatents.com and take a look there . . .

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    3. Re:Another World / Out of This World by Animaether · · Score: 1

      Awesome!
      However, I haven't spotted an open forum section there. Which is what I referred to as well - after all, there appears to be a wealth of information through Slashdot, most of which may not apply, but some may be worth investigating. But what good is it if they get lost in the masses ?

  139. Prior Art from 1994 by Pembers · · Score: 1

    (Well I don't know WTF they're thinking of by restricting this patent to "limited resource computing devices" - but if it takes them 5 years to get the patent granted, by then, today's computers will count as having "limited resource[s]". Is this the latest fad in obvious patents? Have we run out of common activities to substitute into the sentence "An invention for doing X, but on the internet"? Is the template now "An invention for doing X, but on a Palm Pilot"? Anyway...)

    In about 1994, I used a desktop publishing program called Serif PagePlus *. This had a toolbar at the side of the window, with buttons for things like placing text, importing graphics, drawing shapes and so on. If you pressed the button and let it go, the mouse pointer would start performing the function associated with that button. But if you pressed and held the button for a little while, a little palette would appear, with buttons related to the function of the main button. For instance, the "shape" button might draw rectangles by default. The palette would have buttons for drawing ellipses and lines. The nice thing was that if you clicked a button from the palette, that would then become the default function for the button on the toolbar.

    So this would seem to knock down all the main claims of the patent in one go.

    * My memory is a little hazy: it might have been another program from Serif.

  140. Hmmmm apple?? by boobert · · Score: 1

    Didn't older versions and current versions of MAC OS do stuff like this. I know some stuff pops up option boxes when you click and hold. I'm not sure if any buttons did this but maybe.

    Bork Bork

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  141. Because this is all crap.... by Retep+Vosnul · · Score: 0

    check . limited resources .. yes. check . amount of time .. yes. well.. My Toilet had this feature for years ... Retep Vosnul

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  142. Defensive patent? No. M$ is the patent bully here. by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    I mean, if you want to do something, and *someone* will patent it because our broken system lets them, shouldn't you try to patent it first? That's what most corporate patents seem to be these day -- defensive patents.

    But who was going to hold the click-and-hold patent gun to Microsoft's head in this case? I agree with you somewhat that "smaller" companies patenting things just to litigate for money can drive this bad patent cycle but I don't think this particular case fits the defensive patent scenario.

    It's pretty clear that no one should be receiving this patent based on its obvious nature. There are some pretty good prior art posts up already, I think one of the best ones pointed out that since the advent of the digital watch you've had to hold the fxn button down to get into set mode.

    I think in this case Microsoft wasn't trying to cover its ass against someone picking up this patent, I think more likely they're the ones who were planning to bully with this patent. After all, since Macs only have one mouse button you have to hold it down to get the dropdown menu, a clear infringement of M$'s "Intellectual Property" that I'm sure they'd love to leverage for all Jobs is worth.

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  143. 5 year patent cycle. 3 year Job Retention? by turtleshadow · · Score: 1
    Its going to be interesting when the PHB's find out that if there is multi-year patent wait that most of the prinicples will have gone missing due ot attrition by the time an office action or challenge arrives. What use is it to the company when the people that actually know what the invention was about were outsourced, forced into early retirement or left in disgust?


    What programmer has stuck around on the same project if not the same company for more than 5 years?


    The _NEW_ plan to profit in corporations.

    • File for random obvious software patents
    • Rake in the company's IP incentive money
    • Profit!
    • Take the severance
    • Profit!
    • +5 years -- Um I don't know anything anymore, I work for someone else. leave me alone. BTW he doesn't live here any more
    • Rinse and Repeat.
  144. User Interface mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own a Toshiba e740, which has a major issue with its power button, which is that it can be detected in 2 (almost 3) different ways:
    1) The power button is pushed and held down. The handheld toggles the backlight.
    2) The power button is pushed. The handheld turns off.
    3) The power button is tapped - the handheld completely ignores the input, assuming it was a mistake.

    The problem is that (3) can be anywhere from 0-1.5 seconds (approximately) whereas (1) kicks in at about 2 seconds. So it's VERY difficult to turn off the unit without flipping the backlight instead. This is an egregious UI misstep.

  145. I'll go one better by Magickcat · · Score: 0

    Well then, I'm going to patent the button returning to it's neutral state after being pressed. Then I'm going to build a factory that sells disposable buttons.

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  146. Patent*S* Pending by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

    The only way to stop them, since the are willing to give away these nonsense patents.. is to overwhelm the patent process. Everyone needs to start submitting patents and maybe there will be some many that nothing gets done.

  147. Absurd by flibuste · · Score: 1

    Again a new day where USA, M$ and patent offices altogether prove their stupidity and greedyness.

    A day like yesterday.

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  148. Ludicrous by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    **** ATTENTION ****

    I now hold the patent for holding ones breath.
    Anyone who holds her/his breath from today on, must pay me royalties
    or suffer lawsuit from patent infringement.

    COme on people this patenting IP is getting ridiculous. Where will it end?
    Microsoft now has more money than the National deficit, so why not put a patent on everything.
    Green baby poo MS has the patent
    Wiping your butt front to back, or back to front MS holds the patent.
    Where will it stop?

    The day may come where you pay MS not to use their OS, but to use your PC because you guessed it they hold the patent on the PC model.
    Has anyone patented the QWERTY layout?
    That would be an idea.
    %2f Insert evil laugh here %2f

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  149. Hands of my iPod Billy Boy by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Hold the menu key down for three seconds and the backlite activates without changing the screen location.

    Hold down the "select" button during song play changes the time position indicator to a diamond allowing me to fast forward rewind with the jog dial without interuption in playing while holding down the ffw/rwd buttons for 3 seconds allows for skippy-style repositioning.

    And what about directly inverse methods?
    Car lighters pop out when they are ready...
    Toasters pop the toast out when they are done and eggos are button shaped.

    And when the elevator door tries to close and it senses an ubstruction, it recoils, if the obstruction persists, it starts dinging cause it's mad at you and wants to kick your ass.

  150. Prior art that's at least 30 years old! by apl73 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In 1973 I worked for HP's Medical Electronics Division on the 78221 Arrythmia Monitor. It had a hardware box (about 16"x 4" x 12") with 9 buttons on it, a minicomputer and a bit-mapped graphics display (256 x 256 pixels).

    8 of the buttons selected individual patients (it handled up to 8 CCU patients). Pushing and holding the button for several seconds would switch between a graphical display of EKG abnormalities and displaying a summary of ALL 8 patients (showing HR, recent abnormalities, etc.).

    In fact, we didn't even have hardware debouncing on the button; we used the minicomputer to sample the signal line and detect when it stayed stable for several milliseconds and treated that as a transition....

    This would appear to be VERY similar to the claims in the patent.....

  151. Prior art by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I bought my car in 1987. I installed an electronically tuned AM/FM radio. When I press a channel button for less than 1 second, I tune the radio. When I press it for more than 1 second, the radio tunes me. I mean, the current station is put into the memory.

    I'd call that "prior art" and "limited power computing device."

  152. Remote Control by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

    Jeez - my remote control for my DVD player has been doing this forever! I push FF to accelerate watching, and I tap FF to skip to the next chapter.

    I've hated that feature since day one - and I hate it even more now that Microsoft is trying to patent it! *wink*

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  153. Re:Prior Art on that lame joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just read the struts story and some genius posted 'did anyone else read that as sluts'?
    No. And neither did you, jackass. Let's file that gag away with 'in soviet russia...'

  154. I patented wiping an ass a SECOND time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to make sure you got the rest of those smudges and knocked them clingonz into the bowl.

    PAY UP! [SCO Business model not patented yet]

  155. True story by Xhad · · Score: 1

    Lady demonstrating water purifying equipment: "And it has 'inside' connectors here and 'outside' connectors here..."
    My Father: "'Inside'? 'Outside'? What are you talking about?"
    Lady (cringes): "...male/female?"
    Dad: "Oh, ok."
    Lady: "Sorry, the last customers were offended by that terminology..."

  156. Doom by edgore · · Score: 1

    The BFG is probably prior art...

  157. Some day... by zmooc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some day people will hopefully understand that even though it may be pretty hard to read computer programs, they're just something written in a certain language. Microsoft won't sell you a button at all - it sells you a library with instructions especially sorted out by them to instruct your computer to do something. They differ from a book (ok an eBook) in absolutely nothing except for the language they were written in.

    Think of it. Theoretically it is possible to write a compiler that compiles the text of a patent to software that implements it. That shouldn't even have to be so very theoretical if version 0.1 only has to be able to compile one certain patent text. Now all of the sudden the patent itself has become a patented piece of software! If we don't stop patenting software now and one day someone comes up with a fucking smart compiler that can do such things, we'll all be uttering patented programs all day.

    The lack of a compiler from natural language to software (and vice versa) doesn't make software any less language. Software patents exist thanks to the utter stupidness of people that cannot see the difference between "an apparatus" and "some text I don't understand and I don't have a translator(compiler) for".

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  158. That's pretty close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if one reads the patent, it's a little more sophisticated than that.

    It's really close to the setting the timer on the watch example though.

    Basically, they're claiming they invented another way to use the double click threshold. Click, double click or multiple click, click and hold, and possibly other things each provide a different context for each application. So even with watches, it is still different from that.

    1. Re:That's pretty close. by Animaether · · Score: 1

      So it's more like morse code where a different number and timing of clicks means a different letter, word, sentence, book ?

  159. Prior art. by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

    On my watch alarm, holding down the set button opens the edit alarm aplicatation, while holding it longer erases that alarm and opens the edit alarm aplication. How's that for Prior art?

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  160. Dammmmn itttttttttt. Thhhhiis Suckkkkkkkks. by CelloJake · · Score: 1

    Iii don't knooooooow how I am going tttttttttoooo oppppperaaaaate thesssssse damn devvvvvvvvices if I HHHhhhhavee to reguuuuuuuuuulllllate how llllllong IIIIIIIII hold dddddddooooown the bbbbbbbbuttonnns on my pooocketpppppppccc.

    -Jacooooooooooob

  161. Grains versus ideas by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    Most anti-IP people are libertarians--especially on /. . Ideas can be copied. Grain cannot. My point is made.

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    1. Re:Grains versus ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most anti-IP people on /. may think that they are libertarians...I think that The Cato Institute and The Libertarian Party will disagree with them, however. Libertarians strongly believe in intellectual property, in general (though they are usually quite reasonably against huge copyright extensions, or trivial patents).

  162. Macs did this years ago. by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    With its single button, it was necessary for Apple to implement this. Holding the button down for a second or so pulls up an option menu, much like a right-click on other machines. Netscape on Mac was an excellent example. I would guess that it goes back at least to '94 or so.

  163. So fix the patent process! by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    OK, at this point it's probably been said a million times, but if the government increases funding to the USPTO, they're doing us all a disservice (even me, who is not a US citizen).

    What they need to do is fix the broken patenting system. Software patents, or the idea that a piece of logic can be patented, are causing more chaos to the average person than good. They're NOT helping innovation, they are in fact doing the exact opposite, by preventing good people who have a great idea from being able to implement it because some small part of their idea is covered by a vague, overly broad patent that never was intended to cover that purpose.

    But hey, since when has the USPTO been good for the average person anyway, right? Corporations are getting their much-needed oppression powers from it, so it's all good.

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  164. Re:tired of bad patents? lets DOS the patent syste by RoLi · · Score: 1
    We need to set up some kind of open source org for generating and funding silly patent applications. With some sympathetic venture capital, we may be able to clog the patent system for the next 50 years!

    So essentially, you want to destroy the system by feeding them with money?

  165. simple by RelliK · · Score: 1
    How could you Albert K. Wong??

    simple. Microsoft reminds him of his wong.

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  166. Another possiblity by therblig · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've seen anyone else mention it, but a possible theory might be that they are intentionally manufacturing a crisis. Microsoft has the potential to be dinged by tons of patent infringement lawsuits based on patents as frivolous as this one. They probably have more exposure here than anyone else. My theory is that it is possible that there might be a lot more of these Microsoft patents in the works. Then, rather than having to fight off all the lawsuits for their patent infringements (some legit, others not) at great expense, and in irrational courtrooms with unsympathetic juries (hello EU), they could create such an overload in the patent and legal system that the only option would be to take a step back and look at how ridiculous the whole patent issue has become. I don't have any facts to back it up, it's just a theory.

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  167. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been used on Aircraft BlackBoxes to drive the test functionality since early 1980's. I wonder if Jeffrey Blum (name on the patent application) from Seattle got this idea when he worked at Boeing in the 1980's.

  168. UT anyone? by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

    I guess these guys never used the rocket launcher in Unreal Tournament. Press it briefly and it fires a rocket. Hold it down and it will load up to six rockets and release them when you let go.

    Note: Don't try this in a small room or at close range. :)

  169. Claims are not as broad as you think by hayek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you take the time to read the patent claims, you would see that the patent coverage is nowhere near as broad as the post makes it sound. I really wish the editors would stop posting patent stories to the front page, because they are almost always misleading, if not clearly wrong. At the very least, I think /.ers need a lesson in patent law. As a patent lawyer myself, I'd be willing to answer a few questions to hopefully put an end to the patent ignorance I see here day after day.

    1. Re:Claims are not as broad as you think by from_downunder · · Score: 1

      I've read the abstract, and part of the method. I am not a laywer. The claims seems to be as broad as the headline suggests.
      "As a patent lawyer myself, I'd be willing to answer a few questions to hopefully put an end to the patent ignorance"
      If I'm ignorant, and I am quite ready to accept that I probably am, please enlighten me.
      Please give us some reasons as to why this patent is not as broad as it seems to many of the slashdot audience. I'ts one thing to say that "the patent coverage is nowhere near as broad as the post makes it sound", but with a few reasons, I might be convinced.

    2. Re:Claims are not as broad as you think by hayek · · Score: 1
      Please give us some reasons as to why this patent is not as broad as it seems


      The scope of a patent is determined by its claims only. The rest of the patent (abstract, written description and drawings) are to explain how to practice the invention, to show that the applicant actually posessed the invention, and for a few other reasons. In this case, the claims are directed to causing some specific actions to occur when a button is held for a particular period. look at the secction entitled claims .

  170. Re:PC power supplies are prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is the button for a 'hard on'?

  171. Prior Conception! by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1

    I've seen keyloggers do exactly that for YEARS.

    This patent is weak. Someone challenge it please.

  172. Uh oh by Caedar · · Score: 1

    http://www.macgamefiles.com/detail.php?item=18084 Looks like Shnano Software better take this game down quick. ;)

  173. Hmm.. What a unique idea by dozing · · Score: 1

    So a button press could mean something different if I press it for a short time verses a longer time. Let me ponder this... a short press... a long press...short...long. Maybe they could be represented as a dot and a dash to make it easier to visualize. Like ... --- ... a dot dash code. Of course we'd want to name it after a mighty creator. So we could name it the Microsoft Code. Imagine how well that would work over a telegraph...

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  174. My watch is prior art by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    My la Crosse Technology watch is prior art. It is a watch that sets itself off the atomic clock in Colorado.

    It has one button. Hold it for 3 second and you can set time zone. Hold it for eight seconds and you can change display format and daylight savings time settings. Hold it longer and it will force a resync to the time signal if it can find it.

    These obvious patents are getting totally out of control. I would patent the idea of totally obvious patents, but that would be too obvious. (And recursive.)

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  175. Morse Code... by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 1

    Um, isn't Morse Code prior art as well?

    Unfortunately, the /. "filter" won't let me place disparaging remarks about Bill Gates in this post in Morse Code. Bummer.

    1. Re:Morse Code... by fazookus · · Score: 1

      You deserve a '5' for this!!! I demand a recount!

  176. Another example of prior art by chiph · · Score: 1

    The Franklin/Rex PCMCIA-sized PDA.
    You hold down the "back" button to turn it off. It runs off two watch batteries, so it meets the "low power" requirement, too.

    Mine is about 5 years old, and still works (from the bottom of the "obsolete electronics" drawer).

    Chip H.

  177. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Your Palm power button is safe (not on the list), as are the buttons on your wristwatch, Mac mouse, car radio and garden tractor (totally different field of application).

    To add to this -- contrary to popular belief, this patent has nothing to do with operations performed by a stylus or mouse. It is carefully restricted to focus on HARDWARE-based buttons of a PDA. Anybody who has a Pocket PC should know what I'm talking about. A similar frame of reference for the rest of you: Most everybody has seen (or owns) one of those "Internet" keyboards that has separate buttons for Email, Search, Browse and Play. These are similar to the application buttons on a Pocket PC. What Microsoft has patented is a method to detect how long these buttons are held down and respond in different ways, depending on the length of the button press. They've carefully limited the scope of their patent to only these "application buttons."

    Now, you MIGHT be able to claim prior art with a calculator watch (aka "limited-resource computing device") that did different things depending on how long the buttons on the side were pressed. But I doubt it.

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  178. what can be done about frivolous patents by gestalt_boy · · Score: 1

    Stories like this keep cropping up, but what can we do to prevent this kind of abuse of the patent system? Contact our representatives? Do they care? What's in it for them?

  179. I claim prior art! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, on my 10 years old Mac (25 MHz '030) I run HyperCard, and 7 years, or so, ago I hacked up a nice little stack, where i used mouseDown, mouseStillDown and mouseUp in the same button script. There you have it all, low power, different actions on the same button.

    Maybe USPTO should get HyperCard...

  180. Er, Mac OS 8 anyone? by Distortions · · Score: 1

    Mac OS 8 ( maybe earlyier? ) had contextual menus that appeared if you did a click-and-hold..

    The list goes on.

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  181. The larger issue is why insufficient funding. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The issue of this patent may be finished, but the larger issue of why the patent office is not receiving enough funding is extremely important.

    Those who want corruption in the U.S. federal and state governments have found a new way of accomplishing it. They arrange that there is not enough money to do the work. This is happening throughout the United States. Here is a quote from an article written by the president of the Oregon State Bar Association:

    "The crippling loss of nearly one-third of their staff have left our [Oregon State] courts unable to hear criminal cases such as car theft, shoplifting, prostitution, fraud and identity theft. Criminals, meanwhile, have figured this out and in some cases are operating virtually unchecked by a broken public safety system." [From "In Our Opinion", by Charles Williamson. Published in the Oregonian newspaper on 2003-06-24. Available from OregonLive.com for a charge for archive access.]

    The U.S. is a rich country. It is not that there is not enough money. This is widespread corruption. This is deliberate degradation of government by those who want to use governmental power to make money.

    The corruption in the U.S. government is becoming severe. For example, read the book, House of Bush, House of Saud: The Secret Relationship Between the World's Two Most Powerful Dynasties. (I make no money from book purchases.) If you haven't been reading books and magazine articles about this is the last 20 years, you will learn that a close Bush family friend knows Osama bin Laden, and that George W. Bush served in the national guard with someone who has done a large amount of business with one of Osama bin Laden's brothers, and with the Bush family.

    This week the U.S. Supreme Court is hearing a case about U.S. vice-president Dick Cheney's secret activities involving large oil businesses. One of the Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court, Antonin Scalia, is a long-time friend of Cheney and is judging this case, even though there are strong rules against conflict of interest.

    Remember that it was Republicans on the U.S. Supreme Court that decided that George W. Bush would be president of the U.S., not the voters. For more about that, see the book Supreme Injustice: How the High Court Hijacked Election 2000 by Alan M. Dershowitz

    Here are some tips for those who plan to take an interest in U.S. government corruption:

    1) Most people don't read books. Only 2% read non-fiction about subjects other than their work. So, although there is plenty of information available about U.S. government corruption, most people don't know that.

    Television, magazine, and newspaper news reporters rely on being granted access to politicians, and therefore cannot say anything very negative without risking losing their jobs.

    Only books have comprehensive information. A book author has the luxury of spending two years gathering facts.

    Of course, not all books are written by authors who care primarily about the facts. Bob Woodward, for example, is known for being especially positive toward those who grant him access. That creates a kind of blackmail in which people grant him access to avoid having negative things written about them.

    Those who corrupt government for money don't care about what book authors say because only 2% of the population reads books.

    2) When someone is reputed to be an "oilman", that does not mean he has an interest in geology. That means that he is interested in profit.

    It's wrong to say that the U.S. government goes to war over oil. The amount of oil is the same. It is who gets the oil profit that motivates U.S. government violence.

    1. Re:The larger issue is why insufficient funding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Republicans on the U.S. Supreme Court that decided that George W. Bush"

      Wrong. Yes, there was one vote that split along party lines 5-4, but the vote that actually did what you describe was 7-2. Don't believe me? Go look for yourself, or would you rather believe the outright lies and propaganda the parent post vomits out?

      And EVERY recount done by ANYBODY in Florida showed Bush as the winner. Name one that didn't.

      "A government that operates in secret is not a democracy."

      The United States is not a democracy. Never was intended to be one.

    2. Re:The larger issue is why insufficient funding. by martyn+s · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do you know about the deliberate mass purging of at least 50,000 black people (who vote 90% democrat in Florida) from the voter rolls that was orchestrated by Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris (the director of elections in Florida AND a member of George W. Bush's campaign...hmmm)? No of course not. Did you know that whether the vote was 5-4 or 7-2 is irrelevant, because the Supreme Court decision was highly irregular, highly unprecedented, highly flawed and highly unconstitutional?

    3. Re:The larger issue is why insufficient funding. by msi · · Score: 1

      I am sorry but if you are going to go into depth about the American political system you can't call it a democracy it is a republic.

      Sorry I am not normally this pedantic but how can I believe your claims if you get the system of government wrong?

  182. Prior art by MAFIAA · · Score: 1

    R-Type: Hold down the fire button to charge your laser cannon to a different blast effectiveness or type depending on how long you hold it down for.

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  183. questron by umeboshi · · Score: 1

    i remember playing questron on the c64 with a joystick.
    you could change the active command by holding down the button until the menu changed colors.
    A short press would just perform the active command.
    that was around 1984-5.
    and that's just the earliest one off of the top of my head.

  184. Does this mean no more volume on my tv-remote? by zibix · · Score: 1

    My TV gets louder depending upon how long I hold down the Volume Up Button on my remote...

    will microsoft force me to pay them when I press it?

  185. Printers should be prior art by Micah · · Score: 1

    On my Epson Stylus C82, if you hold the ink button down two seconds, it cleans the heads. One second to change a cartridge.

  186. Samsung DVD fast-forward button by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

    My Samsung DVD/VCR combo has single fast-forward and rewind buttons that skip to the next/previous chapter if pressed shortly and do normal 2x,4x,etc if you keep them held down.

    I hate this behavior, but I guess it still qualifies as prior art.

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  187. lets patent the DOS system! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose I need some text here.

  188. Prior art? by Asprin · · Score: 1


    I had a number of digital watches in the 70's that could do that. Short push for date, long push for set.

    /OVERTURNINATED!

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  189. That's a change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...the review process for a patent could double to 5 years."

    I can't believe that examiners are going to start trying to actually understand the application, and find prior art, before granting a patent.

  190. Re:tired of bad patents? lets DOS the patent syste by starwed · · Score: 0

    Your idea is a wristwatch! It is also available in white! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart

  191. Prior art already exists, even on PDAs by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    Go to your local cellular phone shop and take a look at one of those phones with keyboards. Some of them will do different things when a key is pressed and held.

  192. Bollocks by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Thats bollocks. I mean, how far back does that go ?
    Remember MB Games Simon ? damn it, that was the whole principle of that game! (pressing colours in a timed sequence)...

    In anycase if its related to computers, the Amiga which required "Double Click" to launch programs from Icons had a preferences requester to allow you to change the time period used to detect a double click. Damn if there is a case for prior art then this is so unfair. Anyone else care to comment on the undoubted instances of prior art in this situation ?

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  193. More prior art (as if there wasn't enough already) by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    My iPod. Press the play button briefly and it either starts playing or pauses. Press it for longer and the iPod goes into standby.

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  194. Prior Art: by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 1

    Smoke detector test.

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  195. Re:obvious is right....IPod || does this too by wardk · · Score: 1

    on my iPod, the advance button when held down, turns off the iPod.

    with all this prior art, I think it's a done deal MS will get this patent. if just to further how how completely screwed up the patent office is.

  196. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, I think that both a mouse and a computer qualify as "limited-resource computing devices". Unless somebody's replaced my PC's 768 MB of RAM with a chip that has an infinite amount, and/or replaced it with an infinitely fast CPU....

  197. Morse code is prior art by blitz487 · · Score: 1

    after all, dot or dash anyone?

  198. Prior Art by LordByronStyrofoam · · Score: 1

    HP made a pulse injector for troubleshooting that would send one pulse if it's button was pressed, pulses at a 1Hz rate if held down, at a 100Hz rate if pressed then held down, and 1000Hz rate if pressed twice then held down. It was a handheld device.

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  199. Laptops have been doing that for decades. by kawabago · · Score: 0

    Next they'll patent function returns!

  200. Air? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am going to patent the scientific mixture of breathable air. In 5 years you will all owe me money!

  201. hey! by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna patent something that reacts differently to how the user uses it!

    I mean... this isn't even unique. Could this effect hardware? You can make circuits that only turn on after the user has held down a button for so long (like restarting your computer by holding down the power button).

    If that goes through, I'm gonna shit my pants (or should i say patents? har har, pun).

  202. Overwhelmed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    United States Patent and Trademark Office is overwhelmed with incoming requests

    Maybe the reason it's overwhelmed is that they've granted all sorts of inane obvious patents and basically opened the floodgates? This precedent has pretty much eroded any "frivolity" deterrent.

  203. Other prior art by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I've been using Garmin GPS receivers for years that have a power button that doubles as the backlight brightness control. If you hold the button down, it turns the unit off or on, but if you press it quickly it alters the backlight.

    1. Re:Other prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, a semi-automatic rifle would demonstrate what happen if you hold the trigger down long enough.

      Hollywood, with secret door knocks.

      Besides 'Golf', 'Cannon' and 'Lunar Lander' games on PDP-11's did this.

      Prior art of a pen that recognises pressure and acceleration when signing seems more original.

      Quadraplegics in wheel chairs have a pressure activated straw to blow into, and pauses and longer blows, launch different programs, as it were, infinitely more complex.. The tube is a pressure switch, which then pushes a button, or is a switck a key, or a button?

      IBM (and DEC too) had a punched card reader. Push the button once, and it read a card, hold the button down, and it read in the entire deck, and executed the program automatically too!!.
      Paper card readers, is the only device I know, that could physically 'launch' things

      Boats are launched, not programs, which are executed or run. Poorly worded too.

  204. Re:Prior Art on that lame joke by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1
    Let's file that gag away with 'in soviet russia...'


    In Soviet Russia, gag files YOU!!

    hehe...I couldn't resist.
    You can shoot me now....

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  205. Prior Art - Mac OS by FeriteCore · · Score: 1

    Mac os, as far back as 6, the oldest I've had contact with, had single, double and long mouse clicks. To change the label on a desktop icon you would click and hold on it long enough for the OS to recognize that it wasn't a single click. I always thought that this was a poor substitute for having a right mouse button.

  206. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have the patent office charge for every patent filed that is not awarded.

  207. Now THAT'S funny!!! - n/t by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  208. Who controls the U.S. government? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Quoting you: "The United States is not a democracy. Never was intended to be one."

    So, who controls the U.S. government then? That's the entire issue: The people have less and less control now.

    Maybe my comment did not go into enough detail. Should we believe an AC or a book by Alan Dershowitz, who is a legal scholar?

    1. Re:Who controls the U.S. government? by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      The states.

      Or rather, thats who is supposed to... and the people are supposed to control the states.

      What happens now is something like, the state takes our money, the federal government takes more, and then proceeds to bribe the states with it.

      This is what I've gathered, though I make no claim on being an expert. I'd like to hear if anyone thinks thats (in)accurate.

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  209. OMFG... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The final, unquestionable proof that the USPTO is truly fucked up beyond all recognition. I mean, what do those PTO idiots think it means when their computer repeats keys when the key is held down? I have a laptop from 1982 that does this! Consider God-only-knows what other stupid patents they grant, and this is a true SNAFU: Situation normal, all fucked up.

    If you're going to grant every single idiotic patent that comes your way, you might as well just replace it with a motion-activated tape player that says "Patent Granted!"

    On a more serious note, I want to know how on earth they could possibly review a patent for *five years* and not see glaringly obvious prior art from at least 20 years ago. They can't all be this stupid, can they? *whispers in my ear* I'm going to go cry now...

    Y'Know, I think I'll apply for a patent on "A means to generate an electromotive force by motion of a conducting material through a magnetic field" and for "A means to drive said conductor through magnetic field by union of carbon and oxygen atoms." Not only is it glaringly obvious, but the level of scientific knowledge required to understand it is far beyond anything these morons are capable of. Then you'll all have to pay me for the alternator in your car :)

  210. Maybe Patent approvals are outsourced to india by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    You know those indians, they never had any technology before 1995, so everything that gets submitted isnt obvious TO THEM.

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  211. Yes, but this is more specialized by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    As stated in the patent,

    The length of the button press can either have an immediate action, or can present a menu, as shown in the example of Mac OS 8.0, Figure 42. So clearly , Microsoft's patent is much more specific than your watch. /sarcasm

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  212. Oh no! Patent office karma whoring! by Myrmidon · · Score: 1
    Isn't what we are doing right now, on Slashdot, an example of distributed patent review?

    Of course, we're doing the review after the fact. It would probably be a good idea if patents were required to be posted on Slashdot first, so that the examiner could skim the comments looking for hints.

    But maybe not. Slashdot is full of noise (-1, Obvious). And adding financial incentive to a Slashdot discussion could well create a monster that would make Cthulhu himself turn pale and flee. For example... it isn't hard to imagine what companies like Microsoft will do to your Distributed Patent Review system: they will employ minions whose only job is to relentlessly spam your system, in an attempt to DOS it out of existence. Every proposed patent will be greeted by 100,000 robot-generated comments that look like this:


    Please to get your attention, I am from Nigeria and I see that Joe Inventor has proposed to patent a Radish Slicer. Unfortunately, the proposed Radish Slicer patent is invalid because the invention described in U.S. patent

    #94322, "USE OF FORGED EMAIL HEADERS"

    constitutes prior art. Thank you.


    I think it might work, but it would have to be designed rather carefully. You might need to add Meta-Distributed-Prior-Art-Review, or even Meta-Meta-Distributed-Prior-Art-Review...
  213. What about my by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    portable cd player ? I press forward and it skips to the next track. I hold forward and it advances within a track.

    My iPod has a menu button that, suprisingly enough, presents menus on the screen. Unless I'm holding it for a longer time frame, then it turns on the backlight.

    --Tsiangkun

  214. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many watches DO do something different when you hold a button down - they enter a "set" mode (to input the starting position of a countdown timer, or to set the time). I suppose Casio's Databank watches do too.

  215. Sticky keys by newhoggy · · Score: 1
    Does anyone other than me hate it?

    Once in a blue moon, I press the shift key on the keyboard so that I could type a capitalised word only to fall into a mind lapse. I hold the shift key down, while thinking about what I was going to type only to hear a "schwoooot!" and find the keyboard no longer does what I tell it to do.

    1. Re:Sticky keys by balloonpup · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can disable that, you know...

      In XP (and 2K?): Control Panel -> Accessibility Options -> Keyboard tab -> Settings (for sticky keys...and any others that bother you) -> Uncheck "Use Shortcut".

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  216. I see some potential prior-art (no, not a watch) by Entropy2016 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, most people didn't even look at the specific print.
    No big surprise.

    Regardless, I think I've almost found prior art (this is really close & quite debate-worthy).

    1. Look at Mac OS X's "Dock".

    A single click on an application-icon or document-icon starts up the app or document as normal.
    A control-click, right-click, or long-click causes a menu to drop down from the icon.
    If the icon is an active application, the menu usually has some stuff like "hide", "show in Finder", "Quit", and anything else the programmer would have added.
    If the active application's icon is an icon that only appears while the app is active (you can have inactive app-icons kept there too) there is one more option, "Keep in Dock" .

    Though I don't see a perfect claim-match, it's pretty damn close.
    Apple might even be able to debate that the "Keep in dock" option is similar/same to "restore it to it's last known state." because by default, the Dock doesn't retain the icon of an app when it quits. You have to have told to keep in dock (not a default).

    Wether or not Apple has prior art depends on the interpretation of "restore it to it's last known state".

    2. MacOS's "spring loaded folders" also match the timer threshold part, but not the rest of the claim.

    3. Though unimplemented, Apple does already hold a patent on an OS interface feature called "piles". Piles could hold folders, applications, documents, etc. As you click & hold, the stacked icons would levitate up so you could see the icons without them overlapping, and you'd release on the file/folder/app you wanted.

    No, none of these are a perfect match, but still noteworthy since they are quite similar to the claim.

  217. k how about some really old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which covers causing different actions to occur depending upon whether a button is pressed for a short period of time, a long period of time, or multiple times within a short period of time

    morse code

  218. Wouldn't work by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1

    That would only work if the patent office actually rejected patents.

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  219. USPTO by mrm677 · · Score: 1

    Ir ecently spoke with a Patent Attorney. A patent usually gets only 7-14 hours of review at the USPTO. This is hardly enough time to read some of these patents.

    The Attorney said that of the 6.5 million patents, given enough time and money, he could narrow it down to definitely less than 1 million by invalidating the rest.

    Its the way things work. A patent is nothing...it is the litigation that counts. And litigation is a multi-million dollar affair catored towards large companies.

  220. Griffin Powermate by canon006 · · Score: 1

    Funny, my Griffin Powermate does different things depending on the length of the "click", I guess that's just another item on the list of things that already exhibit this behavior...

  221. I've got one... by pdkrocul · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent the "Method and system for accelerating and prioritizing an elevator". By repeatedly pressing the elevator call button, the elevator will accelerate and bypass other floors, allowing the operator of said button to board the elevator.

    1. Re:I've got one... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      It would be much better if elevators ignored people who press the button multiple times just to piss them off! ;-)

  222. Got tinfoil futures? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Dude, take a chill.

    The "purging" was a state required removal of people with felony records who were not allowed to vote. A number of in depth analyses have been performed on this purge and they found that more felons voted illegally than disenfranchised people.

    As the ol' maxim says, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."

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  223. Can you be more ignorant? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1, Troll

    The whole "war for oil" diatribe is just soooo yesterday. Since the whole UN Oil-For-Palaces (UNscam) fiasco has started blowing up in the faces of the UN, France, and Russia we see who was really pushing for oil in Iraq. None other than France with a deal negotiated for Total-Final-ELF that gave France profit margins unheard of in a normal deal. France's requirement, lifting sanctions on Iraq.

    Obviously if you applied ANY critical thought to this you'd see that if we really wanted to control Iraq's oil we could have very easily cut a nice lucrative deal with Saddam, dropped the sanctions, and let by-gones be by-gones.

    Of course we'd have to live with those profits to Iraq going to North Korea to buy long range missiles and those $25,000/suicide bomber payments that Hussein was making.

    But hey, we're just a horribly corrupt county that is run by it's oil companies.

    (Nothing like the UN that made $1.2 billion on the Oil-for-Food program in "administrative fees" and evidence suggesting that the head of the program received a couple of million dollars in oil vouchers as well.)

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  224. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by kbranch · · Score: 1

    Take a look here.

    I admit that I haven't RTFA, but that sure looks like what you say they've patented. That's not the only example either, it's just what showed up in a quick search.

  225. Replace reviews with challenges by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that they should replace the review process with a challenge process. Instead of having patent officers review patent applications, wait until the patent is in question. Then the patent officers can take the time to fully investigate the patent claim. Further, since it is triggered by a challenge, there are now two knowledgeable sides (the one who applied and the challenger) which have the technical knowledge and interest to properly consider the patent claim.

    I would also suggest that these challenges be on a loser pays basis. Thus, the patent examiner will be under no quota that forces them to reject/accept applications with only a cursory review. Further, if one side realizes that they are in the wrong, they have an incentive to admit it and not run up the bill more (or at all; they could admit it before the challenge review).

    In this system, a patent application would just be filed. No review would be done until the challenge. Note that this also allows for your distributed review. If you wish to comment on a patent application, you should be able to do so. That information would then be available in the case of a challenge.

    The beauty of this is that it moves the patent examination to a time when someone has the resources to fully examine the issue. Also, it makes it cheaper to apply for a patent (encouraging an increase in the information sharing aspect) and increases the rigorousness of the patent examination.

    Note: this would still require a clarification of the patent rules. The problem that I see with the current patent is the idea that someone could patent "holding the button down to get a different effect than a quick click." Patent a particular physical implementation? Sure. Patent the concept (even limited to a specific platform)? That does not promote information sharing, so it should not be part of the patent process.

  226. Hundreds cast votes illegally in Broward: by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Miami Herald, Jan. 23, 2002, Hundreds cast votes illegally in Broward: "The irregularities in Broward cast further doubt on the hotly contested Nov. 7 presidential election and amplify similar findings of illegal voting in Miami-Dade."

    Palm Beach Post, May 27, 2002, Felon Purge Sacrificed Innocent Voters .

    1. Re:Hundreds cast votes illegally in Broward: by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Funny. Considering that Broward and Miami-Dade were heavily Democratic in their voting wouldn't that undermine your assertion that Gore was hurt by voter purges?

      The fact remains that an in-depth analysis of those purges found that as many (or more) people illegally remained ON the roles than got improperly purged. (Some counties ignored the roles all-together, other counties did further checks before purging voters, others simply accepted the names supplied by the state. In all cases, it was up to the county voter officials to decide what to do with the names.)

      I suppose we'll start whining about the butter-fly ballot next eh? The ballot that btw, was designed by a Democrat and put into the newspaper weeks before the election for review and comment.

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    2. Re:Hundreds cast votes illegally in Broward: by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Please cite? An in-depth analysis by who? Where can I read about this?

    3. Re:Hundreds cast votes illegally in Broward: by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1
      Sorry for the delay. I haven't been able to dig up the report that I did read (can't bookmark everything after all) but here's an article from Salon that talks about the purge rolls and notes that neither Palm Beach nor Duval used the roles:
      http://archive.salon.com/politics/feature/ 2000/12/ 04/voter_file/
      News coverage has focused on some maverick Florida counties that decided not to use the central voter file, essentially breaking the law and possibly letting some ineligible felons vote. On Friday, the Miami Herald reported that after researching voter records in 12 Florida counties -- but primarily in Palm Beach and Duval counties, which didn't use the file -- it found that more than 445 felons had apparently cast ballots in the presidential election.


      The point is that the boogy-man role of the purge file isn't half as great as it was played up to be. While the roles were definitely flawed, it was up to the discretion of the local county boards to implement the file in the manner that they saw fit.
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  227. Re:I see some potential prior-art (no, not a watch by copper · · Score: 1

    All three examples you give are good prior art. (and might have been enough to prevent this patent from being issued as is, especially #1), but I just realized something- the initial application for the MS patent was filed Jan. 5, 1999.

    That would antedate #1 (unless Apple could show that they had this feature developed if not released before MS had developed their feature).

    I don't know about #2 & #3 though and unfortunately, those two don't map nearly as well as #1.

    Still, you've made a much better argument against this patent then most. At least if this patent goes to the courts there'll be some ammunition against it.

  228. Video game by Kommet · · Score: 1
    Some fighting or boxing game I used to play changed the actual type of attack you threw depending on how long you hit the buttons. A quick tap was a jab, holding the button for a moment launched a more devistating, slower attack.

    Damn. I really wish I could remember which title that was. It really screwed up my "mash buttons" style of gameplay, too...

  229. Read the book: House of Bush, House of Saud. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    I've never understood why people voluntarily give themselves login names like "The Confused One" as you have done. Didn't it ever occur to you that name might weaken any argument you make?

    I had never heard of TotalFinalELF until I read the book, House of Bush, House of Saud: The Secret Relationship Between the World's Two Most Powerful Dynasties . That book says that TotalFinalELF is an investor in the Carlyle Group, a company owned by the Bush family and friends. So, whoever is doing the corrupting, they are doing it together.

  230. Hmm, by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    That's the rub then, for all microsoft OS's, it does qualify for a patent

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  231. New prior art idea by TruthRules · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We all know that prior art is one way to fight obvious patents. Yet, digging up prior art can be a challenge, particularly with the number of obvious patent requests filed today.

    How about an organization and website dedicated to creating prior art. In other words, we simply document any idea that any of us thinks about. These ideas are then timestamped, so that if someone tries to patent any of the concepts after they were submitted to the website, we immediately have a source and documentation for prior art.

    Is this legally feasible? Does prior art begin the day before a company files for a patent? Or is there a grace period that could cause a problem with people patenting things too soon after entries are made?

    If it does work, then all we have to do is fill the public database with ideas. Then, any patents covering those ideas filed for after the data of any entries can be easily invalidated, and perhaps with patent reform, even prevented.

    What do you think, /.?

  232. Previous Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HandSpring button push and hold activates backlight,
    Apple OS X has time enabled popup menus on buttons too...

    This 'timed button push' seems like previous work kind of thing,
    so how can it be patented?

  233. wonderful spam, wonderful spam... by adolf · · Score: 1

    Mod parent -1, Offtopic. Only the first paragraph deals with patents at all.

    The other 23 paragraphs form a rant which has nothing to do with anything here except for the poster's own political agenda. Given their blatant lack of contextual cohesion, I submit that it was probably written long before the article was even posted.

    Do you mods ever -read- the stuff that floats to the top here?

    1. Re:wonderful spam, wonderful spam... by grepistan · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It's interesting, and I happen to share many of those opinions, but unfortunately that doesn't make it any less offtopic.

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  234. Lame by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Really really lame.

    Russian and French diplomats and friends of diplomats are taking oil bribes in the millions of dollars from Saddam and the UN Oil-for-Food farce.

    Seriously we're talking $10 Billion (with a B) dollars is the estimate of how much Saddam skimmed off the program. Let's look at the KNOWN MALFEASANCES before we worry about drawn out conspiracy theories.

    I suppose I should make some witty comment about the lame nick you've voluntarily chosen yourself.

    A nick like 'The Confused One' is like taking a humble name. It helps to give you perspective.

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    1. Re:Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a discussion of other corruption an answer to U.S. government corruption?

  235. Correction. Article: The United States of Oil. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Correction: TotalFinaELF.

    Another article: The United States of Oil. Quote from the article: "The bin Laden family and other members of Saudi Arabia's oil-wealthy elite have contributed mightily to several Bush family ventures, even as the American energy industry helped put Bush in office." [My emphasis]

    The issue here is that there is a lot more happening than most U.S. taxpayers suspect. They pay for the U.S. government, and they have a right to a complete understanding.

  236. Did you read the comment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue is that what is happening to the patent office is happening in state courts and other areas of government, and is part of widespread corruption. It is not important which party is in charge. It IS important that there be no corruption.

  237. The patent office only screwed themselves. by Theovon · · Score: 1

    The PTO's reputation for accepting bogus patents is what is reponsible for their recent flood of patents. If they'd done their jobs right, people would think twice before filing for a patent.

    I don't blame the patent examiners themselves. They're over-worked. In hind-sight, we should all be realizing that a little extra tax money would have saved the U.S. (and the world) from this horrible fiasco.

    This situation is a rolling snowball. The attitude in our culture now is that if you do ANYTHING, you'd better get a patent on it, otherwise someone else will beat you to it and sue you for patent violation.

    One way to fix this is to hire more patent examiners. Another is to stop accepting patent applications for as long as it takes for the PTO to review all existing patents and reject any for which prior art can be found. Of course, that could take decades, by which point all existing patents would have expired. Maybe the U.S. should have a 10-year moratorium on accepting patent applications.

  238. Re:tired of bad patents? lets DOS the patent syste by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

    "just an idea,."

    patent it and you're one towards your goal :-P

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  239. Microsoft is ALWAYS short on cash by darkonc · · Score: 0, Troll

    By definition: If there's money in this world, that they don't control, then they're 'short'.

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  240. ALT+TAB by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    From the patent application for "Time based hardware button for application launch ":
    Alternative application functions are launched based on the length of time an application button is pressed.

    When the ALT+TAB key combination is held down on many operating systems, different running applications are cycled through and launched depending on the length of the keypress - same idea. My desktop keyboard at home has a single button that incorporates the alt+tab combo in a single key. That's why they seem to want to limit it to "Palm-size" and "resource limited" PC.

    Looks like MS is getting into the habit of trivially patenting the patent game with a vengeance now.

    What a waste of time for everyone!

  241. Re:PC power supplies are prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    what is the button for a 'hard on'?

    Right beside the 'get me a beer' button.

  242. This patent is very narrow, read the claims!!! by therightway · · Score: 1

    If you read the claims of this patent, you'll see that it is VERY narrow. It is only claiming very specific functions related to the timing of the button press. This is because they couldn't patent anything broader. For example, look at claim 1:

    (c) opening an application if the application button is released prior to the expiration of a threshold time limit; and

    (d) opening the application and automatically causing the application to display the last known state of the application if the application button is pressed, without being released, for a period equal to or in excess of the threshold time limit.

    All this is claiming is what is specifically stated in (d): it will open the application and display the last known state of the app if the button was pressed for a long time. All the other claims are similar to this, they claim only one specific function each.

    Remember that in order to infringe on a patent, you must do ALL of the things listed in each claim. So if you don't use the timed button press in any of the specific ways outlined in the patent claims, you won't infringe. In the case of claim 1, if you don't use the timed button to open an application and restore it to it's previous state, you won't infringe. It's also only valid on a "limited resource computing device".

    The patent is also a continuation of an application from 1999, which was abondoned. My guess is that they had to keep narrowing the claims to avoid prior art. In this case, the claims are extremely narrow, nothing that can't easily be avoided.

  243. Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm... My Nokia 8200 cell phone and Treo600 will both dial voicemail if you hold down the "1" key longer than 2 seconds. Does that count?

  244. Don't they mean that they've *APPLIED* for... by borgheron · · Score: 1

    the patent? It's not patented until its granted. GJC

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  245. Prior Art by Technician · · Score: 1

    Can they get a patent on this? There is too much prior art out there. As an example my Magellan GPS Map330 has a power button that doubles as a backlight switch. A short press turns the unit on/off. A long press turns the backlight on or dims the backlight. The mark/goto button operates the same way. A short press brings up a list of destinations to go to. A long press marks the present location to add to the waypoint list. I'm sure there are lots of other examples of prior art out there other than the handheld GPS that came to mind.

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  246. Larger fonts would be nice by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    My old Macintosh moniter is so small I have to save the files, then enlarge them in a text editor. But it can be difficult to mouse over and hold down the mouse button for several seconds to get to the "save link as" menu.

    It makes me so frustrated that I want to force a hard shutdown by holding the power button down for three seconds.

    1. Re:Larger fonts would be nice by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      Niiiiiiiice :)

  247. Will "civilization"(sic) be literaly bullshitted.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..to death?

  248. What's next, pattening the order of pixels???????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'll do that. If you have 3 blue
    pixels lit in a row, and 2 green ones after
    that, you must pay me millions of dollars!

  249. Patent Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like the patent system needs to be
    reworked and be protected against this kind of
    abuse. One of the most chilling things that can happen
    is the rise of a "patent spammer" who could
    come up with tens or hundreds of frivolous
    "ideas" like this one, and patent them. Hell,
    somebody could write an ingenious program to
    come up with all kinds of possibilities
    for functions and features, and patent the
    resulting "ideas" generated by that program.

  250. Limited Power computing device..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mobile Phones......

    qualifies in my books as prior art

  251. Tonnes of prior art here by cheros · · Score: 1

    Simple example: there is a feature in the DateBk5 app for Palm called 'TapAndHold' which does exactly that, and I'm fairly sure that wasn't just in the latest version (plug: I'm trialling it at the moment - it IMO very good).

    Hey! That means the Gorilla project (funded by the registrations) could go for some dosh from M$ - now THAT would be a fun use of money.

    Keep 'em comin' ;-)

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  252. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

    On the Sharp Zaurus if you hold down the app button that's second from the right, it turns the backlight on or off. The functionality of these is configurable by the user. This also seems to be very much like what MS is patenting.

  253. Total Commander (Windows Commander)? by zonix · · Score: 1

    Total Commander (formerly Windows Commander) - the Norton Commander clone - displays this behaviour, I think [1]. If you right click on a file in it's list panes, the file is marked. If you hold down the button for a second when right-clicking you get a Windows context sensitive menu instead.

    [1] It says "Time based hardware button for application launch" in the heading, but they're refering to an application button in the abstract. What's up with that?

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  254. Games have been doing this for years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Platform games of old used to make you jump further if you kept your finger on the button longer... (ie pressing harder)...

  255. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morse code parsing, anyone?

  256. Total Commander (Windows Commander) again by zonix · · Score: 1

    I just mentioned the Total Commander (formerly Windows Commander) file manager as showing possible prior art in this comment.

    It just occured to me, that the program had it's name changed to Total Commander from Windows Commander back in 2002 after Microsoft's attorneys contacted them. From the site:

    Why this name change? In Summer 2002, we received a letter from attorneys representing the owner of the trademark "Windows". In this letter they expressed concerns that our usage of the name could lead to confusion with their own products. In particular, people could think that our program could be from their company. We were indirectly asked to change the name of our software.

    So Microsoft must have known about Windows Commander, perhaps sometime before the summer of 2002, but at least during the same summer. Anyway, the patent in question was filed on July 12, 2002. Is this a fantastic coincidence?

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  257. Prior Art by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 1

    Well my NOKIA works like this.. and has for years.

    You press 1, you get 1.

    You press & Hold 1 you get it autodial your voicmail.

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  258. Arrest me... by startxxx · · Score: 0

    public void ButtonClicked (object sender, ButtonEvent e) {

    if (e.clickDuration > 200 && e.clickDuration < 400) // arrest me, i'm all urs

    }

  259. would this apply to sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when the male sexual organ is in a state of arousal.. pressing for different durations and releasing can have different effects. i bet this is what microsoft is after.

  260. The people no longer have control. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The U.S. is invading countries and killing people, and you are worried about symantics? The issue of the corruption of the U.S. government is severe.

    You know what I mean: The people no longer have control.

    1. Re:The people no longer have control. by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      > The people no longer have control.

      Not a clue as to what you are talking about. My Senators have always made time to meet with me, always responded to faxes and letters, AND almost always voted as I wanted them to after some discussion of the issue and explaining my possition.

      Maybe it's because you'd rather complain and come up with half-baked conspiracy theories then actually take action.

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  261. Press and hold... by excessive · · Score: 1
    The company I currently work for makes a CD player which was initially launched in 1998.

    I'd say it was a limited resources computing device, it has a microcontroller. The drawer acts as the only button on the front of the device.

    When its playing, a press of the drawer makes it skip. A longer press makes it eject. I'd say thats 2 different "applications" depending on the length of the keypress...

    1. Re:Press and hold... by HAL9OOO · · Score: 2, Informative

      I write a message on my 'phone.
      I press a number, I get a letter
      I hold the number down, I get a number! - amazin!

      Are you seriously telling me that no member of the USPTO has ever used a mobile!

      If this get passed, follow the money.
      Patent indeed! it's total b0110cks if you ask me!

  262. blueszzz by rastamutz · · Score: 0

    hmm maybe patenting the blue screen...will get microschoft to the top... of...

  263. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    Many watches DO do something different when you hold a button down - they enter a "set" mode (to input the starting position of a countdown timer, or to set the time). I suppose Casio's Databank watches do too.

    A Casio data-bank Illuminator watch has the following four buttons on the sides. These have the following functionality:

    In normal display mode:
    Top-left button - press and hold-down to set mode
    Bottom-left button - press to change mode
    Bottom right - hold-down for long-time to clear recording
    Top-right - press for backlight

    In data-bank mode:

    Top-left button - Enter and exit databank edit mode.

    Bottom-right button - Exit databank edit mode.

    Top-right button - Pressed and released quickly - changes current edit character to the preceding character. Pressed and held down, cycles through preceeding characters rapidly.

    Bottom-right button - Pressed and released quickly - changes current edit character to the succeeding character. Pressed and held down, cycles through succeeding characters rapidly.

    In set-current-time mode, both the top-right and bottom-right buttons have the same behavior as in edit-databank mode.

    So Casio databank watches actively use the amount of time that a button is held down to determine the function of that button.

    Just about every time-measuring device (cooker, alarm-clock, pedometer) makes uses of this functionality for setting the time.

  264. prior art by waterbear · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft's USP 6,727,830 is for using the length of time an application button is pressed, in various broadly-specified ways. It was issued April 27, 2004, and filed July 12, 2002, as a continuation of an earlier application filed Jan 5, 1999. So the timeframe for unconditional prior art status of printed publications and uses in USA appears to be the timeframe ending on Jan 4 1998.

    My HP41 programmable calculator, in use since 1981, was and is a "limited-resource computing device" with (physical) buttons associated with applications (functions). For every button and application there was a period during which the application's name would be displayed for a predetermined period if the button is pressed and held down, and activated if the button was released during that period, but if the button was held down longer, the display would go to 'null' and the application would not be activated on release. (It was a valuable HP41 feature to enable the user to check and get a reminder of what a button would do, without committing to the operation.)

    It seems to be only on the last point -- what happens after delayed release -- that the Microsoft patent claims appear to differ
    in detail from the HP41.

    But the actions specified vaguely in the MS claims do not appear to be matters of principle, let alone invention, they are just choices about which alternative action should happen after delayed release.

    I hope this patent would be found invalid at least for obviousness if challenged. But like so many others, MS may calculate on benefiting from the doubt in the meantime, and from the effort and expense of mounting a challenge.

    -wb-

  265. Choplifter C64 by filenabber · · Score: 1

    Choplifter on the C64 (with a joystick): press fire quickly and it fires. Press it a bit longer and hte helicopter rotates.

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  266. The solution is in the problem by thepeete · · Score: 0

    After 5 years, most of these patented technologies would be obsolete anyway. Now they just have to stop handing out trivial patents.

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  267. the cited prior art already addresses that by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if you actually looked at the cited references (for example 5,007,008 ), they disclose a calculator that does exactly that. There is also a reference with a published date of 85 which is directed towards a similar problem.

    Neither of these address parts C&D of each independant claim.

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  268. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    I admit that I haven't RTFA, but that sure looks like what you say they've patented.

    I'm not an expert, but this definitely looks like it either provides prior art or violates the patent. The patent was filed in 2002. Any idea when QLaunch first came on the scene? That would make a big difference.

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  269. Spelling Nazi blah blah blah by druxton · · Score: 1

    you are worried about symantics

    When you use words not in your normal vocabulary you should take the time to check how they're spelled. Symantec is a software company, but you probably meant semantics.

  270. Nokia beat them to it. by WNight · · Score: 1

    Hold down a number-key on your Nokia phone, after a second it'll call whoever that speed-dial key is associated with.

    You might also be able to use arcade games as a previous example. Even back in the late 80s you charged up your attack, not just to do more damage but to switch to alternate modes of attack.

    Of course, this is Microsoft. All they need patents for is a reasonable excuse to begin a court action - they'll just bankrupt you without regard for the validity of the patent.

  271. It's a Slashdot comment. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    It's a Slashdot comment. I have real work I'm doing; Slashdot is a distraction from it. I'm typing too fast, and not looking at what I've typed. Obviously, semantics.

  272. My new patent by ehiris · · Score: 1

    "Unless the budgeting increases, the review process for a patent could double to 5 years"

    I will patent the concept of increasing number of resources assigned to a job when you have more paying customers. They do charge for those panents don't they?
    It's the same with the INS(now USCIS). I lost my green card a few years ago and I had to pay over 200$ to get a replacement card and I had to wait in a 6 hour line and wait for it to be mailed for 6 months. That card is about as easy to make as a driver's license which gets made in 5 minutes and costs 4$.
    It's the same reason why those institutions can't protect you from terrorists which makes the government have to take drastic measures like the Patriot Act. They simply don't run as true capitalist organizations.

  273. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    To add to this -- contrary to popular belief, this patent has nothing to do with operations performed by a stylus or mouse. It is carefully restricted to focus on HARDWARE-based buttons of a PDA.
    To which I say PFFFFFT! First of all, what happened to the "non-obvious" part of patent law?
    Next, consider,e.g., a pinball machine: more than one model has a "choose your mission/bonus" feature, which asks you to push a flipperbutton to select one of a sequence of features as they scroll across a video display. Why is timing when a button is released any different from timing when it is depressed? And in any case I'm sure you could find some instance of a game in which you do hold the button down and release when the event of interest comes into view.

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  274. prior art by brre · · Score: 1
    In 1981, I used the SuperSKED system to implement the following in the behavior lab: if the subject held the lever down for less than 2 seconds, the trial was aborted; if the subject held the lever down for 2 seconds or more, the stimulus was presented and the trial began.

    I was not alone; lots of researchers were doing the same thing; some well before that.

    I see nothing in Microsoft's claims that isn't present in this prior art.

  275. Power Buttons... by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or haven't the power buttons on newer computers been reacting diffirently depending on how long you hold them down for years?

    When does microsoft claim they 'invented' this?

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  276. Timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will Microsoft apps come with timers for people to look at while pressing a button? This sounds very stupid since it is easily possible to be at the boundary of one action to another. Even when you have vision feedback, you depend on your vision-brain-muscle reaction which may have a long time lag and you may get an action you don't want.

    *sigh* Microsoft and innovations should never be in the same city.

  277. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by kbranch · · Score: 1

    PalmGear says it was submited December 27, 2002, but it could easily have existed before then, that's just when PalmGear got ahold of it. I've sent an email to the developer asking when it first existed.

    I'm pretty sure there are other apps that do something similar out there, I'll see if I can find any from before July 12, 2002.

  278. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by kbranch · · Score: 1

    Sorry to reply to my own post and so quickly, but I just found 2 apps that are from well before 2002 and have the same functionality as QLaunch.

    AardQuick Button Launcher(August 20, 2001)
    Button Launch 1.8(October 16, 2000)

    Those are just what showed up after about 5 mins of looking, I'd bet that there are quite a few more.

  279. Maybe you have never asked your senators... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Maybe you have never asked your senators to stop selling the government to special interests. The Saudis leaders are irritated at George W. Bush right now (one of them called him "goofy"), so you are paying more for gasoline. But, of course, the Bush family will make more money, since they are in the oil profit business, through the Carlyle Group, I understand, and through other involvements.

    George W. Bush likes to give people disrespecful nicknames. He sometimes calls Karl Rove "turd blossom". Read all about it in the book Boy Genius by Lou Dubose. If you look at the front cover, you see that the word "Boy" is under the photo of Bush, and the word "Genius" is under the photo of Karl Rove. Karl Rove designed the misleading ads about John Kerry that are running now. Before him, the Republican party had Lee Atwater, who also believed in winning through dishonesty. When Lee Atwater got a brain tumor at age 40, he decided that maybe he was dying because of his dishonesty. But it was too late to change his behavior; he died two months later.

    If George W. Bush says that the chief architect of his political success is a "turd blossom", who are we to argue? If a Saudi who knows George W. Bush well calls him "goofy", who are we to say the word does not apply?

    1. Re:Maybe you have never asked your senators... by the+morgawr · · Score: 1
      In summary:

      Me: Maybe it's because you'd rather complain and come up with half-baked conspiracy theories then actually take action.

      You: Maybe you have never asked your senators to stop selling the government to special interests. (long rant about president here)

      Thank you for proving my point.

      For the record, I have asked my senators to vote against popular bills their parties supported because I felt they weren't right. Since I took the time to write a well thoughtout letter expressing my opinions, they voted the way I wanted instead of the way their party voted.

      I've found that most of the time Representatives and Senators are either getting a sales pitch from a lobbyist or yelled at by constituatants who just feel like complaining. In other words, what you think is in your best interest doesn't just come to them by magic. If you explain your possition and make constructive suggestions in an adult fasion, they do their job and vote accordingly.

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  280. Some prior art by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Macintosh: Click and hold to drag and drop. Dubble click fast to activate.
    This was handled by timming.

    Geoworks: Click fast to activate click and hold to drag and drop.
    Again timming used to determine the action.

    Newton and Zoomer.
    A bunch of companys desided to create a new "pentop" computer and Apple was in the group untill Geoworks was picked instead of having Apple make the UI.
    So Apple split off to make there own Pentop.

    And as a result the poorly marketed Zoomer and the well marketed (but a bit expensive) Newton.
    The Zoomer died quickly due primarly to poor planning.
    The Newton took a bit longer.

    If Apple and geoworks preserved the basic interface.. There is your prior art for click and hold on a PDA. However being that click and hold has prior art on a desktop I don't see why it even NEEDS a PDA counterpart.

    Then there is the backlight power button on the first PDA to be called a PDA.

    And there are some alternet interfaces on the palm.

    And Linux on IPAQ using X11.. Somewhere there has to be a Window manager using click and hold.

    Ahh to hell with it...
    I'm patenting everything being done on desktops today only adding "on an imbeded applience" who tend to be about 10 years behind the curve...
    At the very least 10 years later (when my patent dies) when Uber Smuck trys to patent them he'll be denied becouse of my prior art.. :)

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  281. Re:As an aside... [RTFP] by spitefulcrow · · Score: 1

    Prior art: my NEC cell phone having a button that if pressed and released goes to the voice memo screen, and if pressed and held for two seconds, activates a prompt for voice dial.

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