It wasn't even a joke. Our tech guy, with the approval of the boss, has installed pirated ONLY software. We haven't even paid for a copy of Windows that didn't come on a Dell, I don't think... seriously, without pirated software, I'd be working with a pencil and paper (and they'd probably be stolen pencils.)
I made a map of my school shortly after the Columbine thing, for Duke Nuken 3D.
I got extra credit from my Visual Arts teacher for being 'creative', and lemme tell you, I had a HELL of a lot more than a hammer for weapons at my house.
That's the NEW definition of "revolution". Now since "revolution" means "going around and coming back", the bandwagon must be on a sort of a loop, and after the fifth or sixth pass, Sony decided to hop on. By now, though, YouTube's made friends with everybody on the wagon, and Sony's just taking up a lot of space.
The next revolution... Sony decides to create dedicated software to let you talk to other people instantaneously, just by typing words into a computer!
So Slashdot advertises for Wordpress?
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Does Slashdot get financial compensation everytime they fanwank about another website?
So now they're just making the cash-enema legal? I guess it beats all the lying and sneaking and stealing... just change what's considered "legal" until you can do whatever you want!
"I'm thinking of re-painting the garage, and I wanted to find out if latex paint would bond to stucco, so I thought I would do a 'search' for, oh, I don't know... 'latex bondage'."
Of course. The "Average Joe" just knows that a big company (with a logo and EVERYTHING) thinks that WiFi is corrupting our children. That's enough big words to sway anyone!
"No, Cal, that's another burn victim wearing a bandage. PLEASE calm down."
You forgot "Shatner".
ArchiCAD 9 & Constructor: $40,000, free trial has no export capabilities. Uhm... wooooo.
It wasn't even a joke. Our tech guy, with the approval of the boss, has installed pirated ONLY software. We haven't even paid for a copy of Windows that didn't come on a Dell, I don't think... seriously, without pirated software, I'd be working with a pencil and paper (and they'd probably be stolen pencils.)
How ELSE would I get anything done?!
HAH! Awesome.
Jesus is back... and he's making maps of your house!!!
I don't want to think about sodomy laws being stretched to fit....
I made a map of my school shortly after the Columbine thing, for Duke Nuken 3D.
I got extra credit from my Visual Arts teacher for being 'creative', and lemme tell you, I had a HELL of a lot more than a hammer for weapons at my house.
Shot eight times and stabbed seven.... but could he handle RIAA lawyers?
No kidding! They practically TOLD me to do it! As soon as they make good enough movies to merit the effort of downloading, I'll do it.
That was actually witty and hilarious. My chef's hat is off to you.
You misspelled "I'm illiterate."
I remixed a remix, and it was back to normal... so to speak.
Now now, that was written a long time ago, so it's completely acceptable.
I thought my mom was just being goofy....
That's the NEW definition of "revolution". Now since "revolution" means "going around and coming back", the bandwagon must be on a sort of a loop, and after the fifth or sixth pass, Sony decided to hop on. By now, though, YouTube's made friends with everybody on the wagon, and Sony's just taking up a lot of space.
The next revolution... Sony decides to create dedicated software to let you talk to other people instantaneously, just by typing words into a computer!
Does Slashdot get financial compensation everytime they fanwank about another website?
So now they're just making the cash-enema legal? I guess it beats all the lying and sneaking and stealing... just change what's considered "legal" until you can do whatever you want!
If you have money.
Thank you, and goodnight.
SWEET! Someone got it!
"I'm thinking of re-painting the garage, and I wanted to find out if latex paint would bond to stucco, so I thought I would do a 'search' for, oh, I don't know... 'latex bondage'."
Of course. The "Average Joe" just knows that a big company (with a logo and EVERYTHING) thinks that WiFi is corrupting our children. That's enough big words to sway anyone!
Huh... cool!
How To Be An Evil Overlord, by Mighty Jalapeno
Does no-one on Slashdot understand sarcasm? So help me, Gord, that's almost as disheartening as the article itself.