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SCO Chairman Fights to Ban Open Wireless Networks

cachedout writes "SCO's Ralph Yarro had the floor yesterday at the Utah Technology Commission meeting in front of Utah lawmakers. Yarro proposed that free wireless sites and subscribers should be held responsible should any porn be delivered to minors because hotspots are apparently where kids go to watch porn all day long. Yarro told lawmakers that open wireless access points should be made a crime because we have an Internet out of control."

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  1. In soviet russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO bans you!!

    1. Re:In soviet russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad his fellow Utah'ers don't realize that Ralph Yarrow is just as big of a sleazebag as the porn operators. Actually, he is worse - the porn merchants don't lie as much about what they do.

      I seriously doubt that Ralph Yarrow has any interest in cp80 beyond lining his own pockets.

    2. Re:In soviet russia... by TinCanFury · · Score: 1

      He is much worse, porn merchants don't lie about what they do. They also don't advocate the taking of people's rights. They don't endorse violence (except in the bedroom, with safe words...).

  2. Ah come on... by tibike77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is *anybody* taking SCO seriously nowadays anymore ?
    And I don't mean /. readers, I mean the "average Joe that heard of SCO once, in passing".

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    1. Re:Ah come on... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course. The "Average Joe" just knows that a big company (with a logo and EVERYTHING) thinks that WiFi is corrupting our children. That's enough big words to sway anyone!

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    2. Re:Ah come on... by TFGeditor · · Score: 5, Funny

      1-900 numbers! We have a telephone system that is out of control! Won't somebody think of the children!

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    3. Re:Ah come on... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder if SCO is actually the good guys playing devils advocate with the courts. Taking cases that they know will be lost in order to set a precedent in future cases that may not be quite so blatantly dumb.

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    4. Re:Ah come on... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

      Is *anybody* taking SCO seriously nowadays anymore ? Well, he didn't have an audience of legislators. More than will listen to me.
    5. Re:Ah come on... by Nullav · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Banning free access points because of the possibility of children looking at porn... Does this mean he's going to try to get all use of the Internet banned in the US? After all, you can look at porn with most any connection.

      Why not just ban children next?

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    6. Re:Ah come on... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. But entities such as the HSA also feel this way and they carry a bit more weight with congress.

      Give it time, and this will happen. Expect home users to be fined if they dont secure their wifi as well. For our protection of course.

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    7. Re:Ah come on... by hansonc · · Score: 1

      Why not just ban children next? Not in Utah... in Utah it's your job to have as many children as possible and force them to believe in the cults^H^H^H^H^H churches view.
    8. Re:Ah come on... by DownWithTheMan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just a little FYI, I used to live down in Provo Utah and actually went to church every Sunday with Ralph Yarro. Crazy Mormon jokes aside (Ahhhh it's the suites and ties on bikes coming to convert us!!!!), Yarro lives in a complete dream-world. While I was attending BYU *gag*, his new start-up Think Atomic and the lobby group CP80 would constantly put full 2 page spreads in the student papers, asking students to lobby their congressmen to help stop internet pornography (using the technical solutions from Think Atomic of course). After talking with him at church about it all, I got the notion he's basically trying to create a virtual "xxx" domain type of filtering system (put all the porn in one place and we can then filter out that place if we choose).

      Basically it goes something like, someone somewhere decides what sites are and aren't porn. Based on the tags they assign those sites, parents are able to block whatever they choose not to allow their children to view. The thing is, Yarro wants the government (eventually) to mandate that all internet sites use Think Atomic's ratings system and filtering setup.

      How you mandate this kind of ratings system beyond U.S. borders is beyond me. I would assume that the majority of porn on the net comes from (or is at least hosted in) countries other than the U.S. (Russian spammers and their bot-nets?). Anyways, like I said Yarro is in a dream-world, SCO is in the death throws (next quarter expect the NASDAQ to de-list them as they've already filed for a reverse split a year or so ago), and Ralphie needs to realize that *PUBLIC* wi-fi spots are the last place teenagers wanna be looking at porn...

    9. Re:Ah come on... by Rukie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      lol, if so, bravo. but seriously. So if I have a unsecured wireless access point in my home, and some 16 year old drives by with his little pda and it detects it, he comes back with his laptop and starts using it to look at porn, would I be held liable for that? That is complete crap that I could be held liable for SOMEONE ELSE. I think wireless hotspots should put up disclaimers that "the USER" will be held responsible for anything. Internet is not out of control, in fact, I'd say there is too much legislation on the Internet. More rights less government! lol

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    10. Re:Ah come on... by renegadesx · · Score: 0

      I take SCO seriosuly. I just think they are lying or being idiots.

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    11. Re:Ah come on... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would assume that the majority of porn on the net comes from (or is at least hosted in) countries other than the U.S. (Russian spammers and their bot-nets?).
      http://internet-filter-review.toptenreviews.com/in ternet-pornography-statistics.html
      The countries with the biggest porn industries are (in order):
      1. China
      2. South Korea
      3. Japan
      4. USA

      The rest aren't worth listing, because even if you added up all their revenues, that number would still be smaller than the USA's.

      So.... I guess you're right that most of the porn on the net comes from non-US countries, but Russia isn't even in the running (at #14).

      P.S. "Adult" web hosting is a big business in the USA, since so many hosters won't touch it with a ten foot pole.
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    12. Re:Ah come on... by aarggh · · Score: 1

      But surely seeing as the internet is a series of tubes, why not do all the filtering at the main tap? Or even just turn the tap off a bit to slow it to a trickle, so the kids just give up waiting ages for the obligatory 500 pop-ups to load before the porn JPEG finally does?

    13. Re:Ah come on... by damsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ironically, porn is illegal in Japan, South Korea and China, a lot of help that does to curtail porn use.

    14. Re:Ah come on... by Redlazer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      More rights less government!

      How eerily republican of you!

      Please note, i mean REAL republican - not hey-lets-raise-taxes-and-increase-government republicans.

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    15. Re:Ah come on... by Rukie · · Score: 1

      lol, the republicans/democrats of today are political mudslingers with an agenda of PERSONAL gain, and not community gain.. what we realy need to do.. is ban campaigning, reduce the pay, and throw some run of the mill joe up into some of these positions rather then 274095874th generation of wealth ;) by no means take offensive to my views, i'm a fruitcake :-D

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    16. Re:Ah come on... by Redlazer · · Score: 1
      Pah.

      I totally agree with you.

      -Red

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    17. Re:Ah come on... by renegadesx · · Score: 0

      Phone companies are a front for IBM!!

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    18. Re:Ah come on... by thejynxed · · Score: 1

      I guess not, because their stock is currently sitting at 95 cents a share, and has been fluctuating at or below a dollar for the better part of three months. They are close to reaching the proverbial 90 day limit:

      SCO GRP INC (THE) (NasdaqCM:SCOX)
      Last Trade: 0.95
      Daily Avg: 0.90-0.95

      Thank goodness they might actually get delisted (I believe, but don't quote me on this because not absolutely sure, but as of April 24th, it would be following the 90 day delisting schedule that the Nasdaq follows and would be delisted).

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    19. Re:Ah come on... by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      There's an interesting branch of economics that aim to explain that: The Public Choice theory. according to this guy, if you mix an match a lot of assumptions with some game theory what you get is that over time all politicians migrate toward the center and, ahah surprise, they end up looking the same no matter which party they belong to
      (Note: I know this is a gross over-simplification.)

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    20. Re:Ah come on... by TEMMiNK · · Score: 1

      Honestly I think we are missing something here.. Obviously SCO has discovered some way to make money out of being hated and ridiculed. I'd do the obligatory hate, ?, profit graph but I think you get my point.

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    21. Re:Ah come on... by Gwwfps · · Score: 1

      Read your own link, 89% of porn pages are from the US.

    22. Re:Ah come on... by Gwwfps · · Score: 1

      From the link:

      "China is the worlds largest exporter of sex toys and novelties, with an estimated 1,000 factories involved in the manufacture of adult healthcare products. The Chinese government estimates that about one-third of all adult products and 80 percent of sex toys and condoms sold worldwide are made in China, with annual revenues from sales of Chinese adult products reaching RenMinBi 50 billion ($6.7 billion)."

      It's not really porn that's making that much money...

    23. Re:Ah come on... by electr01nik · · Score: 1

      So if I have a unsecured wireless access point in my home, and some 16 year old drives by with his little pda ...

      Better the PDA, than the PSP.

      At least with a PDA, a teenager can feign productivity (look officer! contacts AND calendar!), but if you have a PSP, then you're just up to no good. :)

    24. Re:Ah come on... by supergnom · · Score: 1

      Hey, just ban SEX! No porn, no children!

      And if that doesn't work. at least get rid of this "free sex" thingy - it is the worst kind!

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    25. Re:Ah come on... by bh_doc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi,

      If I could just have a moment of your time, are you aware of all the dangers faced by children in society these days? Simple things like colds and scrapes and growing pains, to the frightening reality of paedophiles, child molesters, apathetic parents and abandonment, gangs and violent computer games and widespread pornography on the internet. Don't you think something needs to be done about it all?

      I'm asking people to sign this petition I have here. I'm looking for signatures to convince the government to do something about all these problems once and for all. The solution is actually surprisingly simple, but our elected officials don't seem to have realised it, yet. All we have to do is ban children.

      Yes, ban children. It's guaranteed to work! Wait, don't go! It'll really work! All you have to do is get rid of all these bloody kids and then you won't have to think of the children ever again, because there won't be any more children to think of! Isn't that wonderful?!

      Oh shit, she's getting the cops! *runs*

    26. Re:Ah come on... by Pym · · Score: 1

      I used to work for one of those hosting companies back in the mid-90s. Porn sites were, indeed, big business; about 30% of the servers in the machine room were some porn company or another. They were big clients, until sales noticed they tended to get a big machine and run as long as they could before they were turned off for non-payment. Then the porn site moved to the next hosting company, and so on. It was big money, too, through paying for links to other sites, i.e., everytime a pop-up in the pornado blinked up, someone got closer to paying cash for their new Porche.

      On the other hand, I believe porn drove the big bandwidth push back then, just as the gaming industry pushes hardware advances. Who needed broadband-level bandwidth in 1997 for web-browsing, anyway? ;)

    27. Re:Ah come on... by cshark · · Score: 1

      Huh...
      First, I think it's interesting that SCO is saying anything non Linux related in public.
      But they seem to want to have a lot of things banned. Anyone else remember the time they tried to have the GPL banned, and all of the code licensed under GPL put into the public domain? Or how about the time they declared that they are going to start selling licenses to use C++? SCO people should just stop talking. Although, it's fun to watch when you need a chuckle. I wonder if anyone has compiled a full list of the bone headed things SCO has said over the years.

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    28. Re:Ah come on... by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem of parenthood in US is that government keeps parents on a short leash. Parents, of course, bare main responsibility to watch their kids from doing bad stuff. And as "with great power comes great responsibity", in the same way the great responsibility must be supplied with the power.

      Instead, the government is further down the road to remove power from parents and "take care" of the matter itself. Needless to say, as usual, when government tries to do what it is not supposed to do it uses heavy handed indiscriminate approach.

      Bottom line: parents should have more rights on disciplining their kids, they should not be afraid of disciplining it, and government should remove ridiculously frivolous "rights" of the children, like telling the police of child abuse after every spanking.

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    29. Re:Ah come on... by RealSurreal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Indeed. Free sex is all well and good but it's basically just a hobby. If you want quality sex with proper support options you need to be paying a vendor for it.

    30. Re:Ah come on... by bronsinbound · · Score: 1

      Remember, he was addressing POLITICIANS! Politicians want control because: 1) they want a cut of your income, and 2) freedom is dangerous... unless it is theirs!

    31. Re:Ah come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But be very careful. Some will offer it for free if you enter into a contract. It really gets expensive when you try to terminate the contract. Watch out for the fine print that says 'till death do as part' or something like that.

    32. Re:Ah come on... by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1, Troll

      So if I have a unsecured wireless access point in my home [...] would I be held liable for that?

      In an ideal world, you'd just be held liable for being too stupid to secure your access point.

      I live in a townhome on a street with many others and my wife and I can pick up at least ten completely unsecured wifi networks from our living room, and see windows boxes with file sharing wide-open and unsecured. And this is in Redmond, WA. If a bunch of Microsoft computer geeks can't figure out how to secure their wifi routers, then hope is lost for the rest of humankind.

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    33. Re:Ah come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a grip. You have the means to secure the wireless network, but you don't. Even the coffee shops around my neighborhood are starting to use encryption or a capture portal (like m0n0wall). Jeez, even WEP is better than no security on your wireless network because then someone has to break into your network (no matter how trivial); like putting a hook lock on your screen door someone has to break into your network. Mmm, I would think that it would be a lot less painful to have the law confiscating your neighbor's computers because your neighbor's network wasn't secured and yours was.

    34. Re:Ah come on... by Trails · · Score: 1

      I think wireless hotspots should put up disclaimers that "the USER" will be held responsible for anything. Internet is not out of control
      I'd take it a step further. People should be considered responsible for what they browse. Personal responsibility shouldn't be something kids just fall ass-backwards into when they hit 18. Hotspot providers shouldn't even have to put up a disclaimer.

      I'd love to see the SCO guy's numbers. How does he back this up? Or is this a precursor to some WiFi licensing software they're gonna release?
    35. Re:Ah come on... by lordSaurontheGreat · · Score: 1
      Exactly. That minor is using YOUR wireless network and therefore taking the responsibility upon himself. If I take BART to San Francisco and get injured by the third electric rail, it's my own freaking fault! I can't sue BART for using a potentially dangerous system to power their trains. Similarly, information is a very deadly weapon and if that kid connects to it he's essentially stepping into the station where that "dangerous" electric third rail is.

      Of course, SCO probably doesn't know this 'cause they just use their corporate jet all the time :/

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    36. Re:Ah come on... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Yarro should get together with Jack Thompson, Margot Kidder, and Mel Gibson and sponsor the "2007 Batshit-Crazy Convention." They could all sit around, eat each others poop, rant, and throw cats at each other.

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    37. Re:Ah come on... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In an ideal world, you'd just be held liable for being too stupid to secure your access point.

      In an ideal world, you'd have your stupid ideas on a cardboard sign and be shouting them from a street corner.

      I run an open, free, isolated wireless network specifically for the convenience of others. What the hell business is it of yours if it is open, other than if you want to use it? How about, you look at your instincts to regulate other people's choices of sharing resources and realize they are the cries of our worst enemy, the mommy-government proponent?

      Man I am sick and tired of people who think its OK to force others to do what they think is right in areas where no harm is being done to anyone else.

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    38. Re:Ah come on... by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Back off! It never even occurred to me that someone might intentionally offer up their access point out of some mysterious desire to provide a public service to their neighbors. That's not exactly a common intention, but if it's what you want to do, I have nothing against it (although your ISP might -- check their policy).

      I'd say that 99% of the unsecured access points I've seen are obviously NOT people trying to provide public access out of the goodness of their hearts, but are actually just people with no idea that their access point is unsecured.

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    39. Re:Ah come on... by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1

      Could having an open access point be considered an attractive nuisance in the same way as an unprotected pool?

    40. Re:Ah come on... by fyngyrz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I suspect there is an entire world of things out there you've never thought of. And public, unsecured networks intended for everyone's use are quite common -- and my ISP, a co-op BTW, is just fine with that. I'm in a hotel right now, using what? An open, unsecured network. I was at a coffee shop yesterday doing the same thing (City Brew.) So can the whole silly "you should be held liable" nonsense. No one with an IQ above room temperature should be spouting such poorly thought-out dreck.

      There are problems a-plenty with this whole "require everyone to lock the doors" idea. First, we have a technology problem. With a linux laptop and a couple of readily available utilities, I can get into your "secure" network. Quickly and easily. So you can "protect" it all you want, and still, you're not actually protected. IOW, locks are for honest people.

      Second, the idea that securing networks - if you could really secure them, which you can't - would stop access of porn (or anything else) is blatantly false. What you end up with then is (somewhat) secure access to porn (and anything else.) Encrypting a network (especially when done very poorly, as wireless is) in no way controls what type of data passes over it - the very idea is silly. So what actually happens is some dimwit in Washington (such as congress's head Internet guy, Ted "Tubes" Stevens) decides that now that your networks have to be "secure", it makes "sense" that you should be held liable for things other people might transfer over your network.

      Third, the idea that information censorship of public data on public networks is OK is the fruit of a diseased mind. In the case of child porn or snuff, for instance, it is 100% sufficient that making the photos is illegal. Bump the penalty up to death (please!) but don't make laws where people can be made victims of those laws because some photo they probably are appalled by suddenly appeared in their mailbox.

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    41. Re:Ah come on... by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Banning children might fly in, say, Paris, but not in Utah, of all places. Without all the kids to chase around, wives of polygamists might have time to think about their situation. Can't have that, noooooo.

    42. Re:Ah come on... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      if you mix an match a lot of assumptions with some game theory what you get is that over time all politicians migrate toward the center and, ahah surprise, they end up looking the same no matter which party they belong to
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    43. Re:Ah come on... by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      I suspect there is an entire world of things out there you've never thought of.

      No need for sarcastic rudeness.

      And public, unsecured networks intended for everyone's use are quite common

      Not among anyone I know.

      and my ISP, a co-op BTW, is just fine with that.

      Good for them.

      I'm in a hotel right now, using what? An open, unsecured network.

      Most hotels' wi-fi networks I've used are secured and require a shared key for access. Then again, I don't inhabit those pay-by-the-hour places.

      I was at a coffee shop yesterday doing the same thing (City Brew.)

      Again, good for you.

      So can the whole silly "you should be held liable" nonsense.

      That wasn't a complete sentence. What were you trying to say?

      No one with an IQ above room temperature should be spouting such poorly thought-out dreck.

      IQ, knowledge, and recall ability are completely unrelated things. IQ is mostly about pattern-recognition and problem-solving ability, whereas knowledge is mostly about education and experience and recall ability is usually about personality type (fast haphazard thinker, careful methodical thinker, etc).

      There are problems a-plenty with this whole "require everyone to lock the doors" idea. First, we have a technology problem. With a linux laptop and a couple of readily available utilities, I can get into your "secure" network. Quickly and easily. So you can "protect" it all you want, and still, you're not actually protected. IOW, locks are for honest people.

      That may be true of WEP, but it's not true of a properly-secured WPA2 access point.

      Second, the idea that securing networks - if you could really secure them, which you can't - would stop access of porn (or anything else) is blatantly false.

      I never claimed to support that argument, so you're just preaching to the choir here. Nothing will stop name-your-illegal-activity-here. Outlawing it and enforcing those laws merely drives the activity into other more reclusive arenas.

      What you end up with then is (somewhat) secure access to porn (and anything else.) Encrypting a network (especially when done very poorly, as wireless is) in no way controls what type of data passes over it - the very idea is silly. So what actually happens is some dimwit in Washington (such as congress's head Internet guy, Ted "Tubes" Stevens) decides that now that your networks have to be "secure", it makes "sense" that you should be held liable for things other people might transfer over your network.

      Again, preaching to the choir. But be careful to note: being held liable for the content flowing over your network is different than being held liable for securing your network. I'd be in favor of laws requiring providers of internet access (above a certain large number of consumers of the service -- say 500) to secure their networks. I'd also be in favor of laws that basically say that if someone busts into your network or PC and commits a computing crime, and it can be proven that you didn't bother to competently secure your network before the attack, that you were negligent and the perpetrator therefore is immune to any charges you may bring against them for the break-in.

      Third, the idea that information censorship of public data on public networks is OK is the fruit of a diseased mind.

      Again, preaching to the choir. I don't disagree with you here.

      In the case of child porn or snuff, for instance, it is 100% sufficient that making the photos is illegal. Bump the penalty up to death (please!) but don't make laws where people can be made victims of those laws because some photo they probably are appalled by suddenly appeared in their mailbox.

      Again, preaching to the choir here.

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    44. Re:Ah come on... by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's amazing how everyone thinks they are the norm and their ideas are either commonly held or believed. One of the things I learned in college is that I'm not at all common. Commonly people aren't the norm. There is so much diversity these days that so many different thoughts and beliefs are possible. Just think back a couple thousand years....the world was thought to be flat and the commoner had no reason to think otherwise. Today, you could post about ANY topic and get a couple hundred different "takes" on the exact same statement of fact (e.g. the world is NOT flat: You'd get discussions of oblong shapes and irregularities...some from experts, many with just a different opinion).

      I normally get along with just about everyone, but the one type of person that always gets to me and confuses me are the ones who think their opinion is the only answer. Even if I have a firm belief, I always remember that my own opinion may be based upon faulty logic, conclusions, observations and other factors of human error. I'm actually looking for opinions that DISPROVE my conclusion and consider whether my argument would still stand in light of the new perspective/fact/etc.

      Anyway, this is why I agree with your 2 posts (that I read) which are different from my point of view but I agree nonetheless. Just because I don't see a reason to leave a WiFi open doesn't mean I think you SHOULDNT. Guilt by association is a slippery slope. Imagine if we banned all paper and computer screens....because we all KNOW child porn is printed on paper or viewed on a screen. We must BAN these products which are OUT OF CONTROL.

      Isn't control just an illusion anyway? When you say you've "lost control" it's actually an oxymoron...but I digress. :)

    45. Re:Ah come on... by dattaway · · Score: 1

      Here's a short video of South Park and Ralph Yarro I found....

      http://www.devilducky.com/media/59507/

    46. Re:Ah come on... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

      No need for sarcastic rudeness.

      This cry for civility from the same person who said "In an ideal world, you'd just be held liable for being too stupid to secure your access point"?

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    47. Re:Ah come on... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Even if I have a firm belief, I always remember that my own opinion may be based upon faulty logic, conclusions, observations and other factors of human error. I'm actually looking for opinions that DISPROVE my conclusion and consider whether my argument would still stand in light of the new perspective/fact/etc.

      Clearly, man, you've, um, lost control. Seek help immediately!

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    48. Re:Ah come on... by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      No, no more than a train track is an attractive nuisance to people who want to commit suicide. The benefits of open free wifi outweigh the negative aspects.

      Many airports also now have free wifi... For example, the JetBlue terminal at JFK. It's a valuable service.

    49. Re:Ah come on... by Starteck81 · · Score: 0

      That sounds like the time in high school when one of my friends passed around a petition for outlawing di-hydrogen oxide. He sited all kinds of good reasons. It can cause death if inhaled. It is ingested by almost all criminals with 24 hrs of committing a crime. He got almost 75% of the school to sign it.

      I figure most of you got the joke but just in case di-hydrogen oxide - H20. ;-)

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    50. Re:Ah come on... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The average Joe has either not heard of them, or remembers they used to sell operating systems and is surprised they are still around.

    51. Re:Ah come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I leave mine insecure for the same reason. Having seen many of my friends setup a 'secure' wireless AP in their homes I do not believe it is worth the hassle.

  3. its begun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing for you to see here, Please move along.

    Oh no! a pre-emptive strike against my router incase someone accesses porn with it :)

    1. Re:its begun! by choongiri · · Score: 1

      Nothing for you to see here, Please move along.

      Yeah, I saw that too but thought it was TFA.

  4. Out of YOUR control by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Insightful
    and that's the way I like it.

    Thank you very much.

    He entered a search term that he couldn't recall Wednesday, although he said it "wasn't a real expressive sexual kind of word." And then, he said, he got caught up in a pornado -- sexually explicit pop-up windows took over his computer.

    "I had this instant flash of pornographic trash on my computer that just started popping up," Brown said. "I could not turn it off. As fast as I would turn something off, something would pop on."

    He had to turn off his computer to stop it, he said.

    It could happen to anyone, said Sen. Scott Jenkins, R-Plain City.

    "I've never opened a site in my life, but what pops up is unbelievable," he said. Jesus, install a popup blocker (or FireFox) you luddite bastard.
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    1. Re:Out of YOUR control by dorath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jesus, install a popup blocker (or FireFox) you luddite bastard.
      Indeed. Anyone unfamiliar with the concept of a pop-up blocker probably shouldn't be involved with interweb related legislation.
    2. Re:Out of YOUR control by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'm thinking of re-painting the garage, and I wanted to find out if latex paint would bond to stucco, so I thought I would do a 'search' for, oh, I don't know... 'latex bondage'."

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    3. Re:Out of YOUR control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "He entered a search term that he couldn't recall Wednesday, although he said it "wasn't a real expressive sexual kind of word.""

      Riiiight. Next time don't click on the "I'm feeling lucky!" button so quick.

      Didn't he look at the context for the search results before clicking blindly on the first link that came up? Most adults realize that there are many innocuous words that can have multiple meanings. You can't type in "head", "facial", or "blow" into a search engine without expecting *some* possibility of suprises, and google, for example, will filter results unless you override it in the preferences, and it usually does a pretty good job.

      I wonder what he typed in to magically circumvent the usual filters? And why is he blaming wireless access points for his own click-happy actions?

      "And then, he said, he got caught up in a pornado -- sexually explicit pop-up windows took over his computer."

      Let's look at a few hypothetical options for solving this problem (and there are many more): 1) install a pop-up blocker and/or use a modern web browser, 2) make unprompted pornographic popups illegal, or 3) outlaw unsecured wireless access points.

      When personal or targetted solutions are possible, why do politicians always gravitate towards the most intrusive and broadest legislative solution as the answer? I don't even see the connection between open wireless access points and the problem this guy describes.

      I have to complement him on the term, though. "Pornado". That's a good one.

    4. Re:Out of YOUR control by badc0ffee · · Score: 1

      He was using windows and IE. And he knows it is the children, because that is what his kids do.

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    5. Re:Out of YOUR control by Stray1 · · Score: 1

      I would have loved to have been there when he told this story.

        "Absolute bullcrap Senator, I call shenanigans".

      I have yet to use a major search engine that pummels you with porn popups just for typing in a search term no matter how profane. That is unless hes already been to some porn sites and they've put some spyware/ tracking cookies to pop up when you search for something.

      Either way, these people are using the prospect of the general publics ignorance of the internet to keep the net closed.

    6. Re:Out of YOUR control by vimh42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like these lines. He entered a search term that he couldn't recall Wednesday, although he said it "wasn't a real expressive sexual kind of word." And then, he said, he got caught up in a pornado -- sexually explicit pop-up windows took over his computer. "I've never opened a site in my life, but what pops up is unbelievable," he said. He's lying. He's either making it all up or he visited a porn site after entering that not so explicit serach term.

    7. Re:Out of YOUR control by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Funny

      or he was using a cracks search engine :)

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    8. Re:Out of YOUR control by dunng808 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't even see the connection between open wireless access points and the problem this guy describes.

      Sounds like Yarro is about to flee his sinking ship and swim in the direction of these guys: http://hotspot.t-mobile.com/

      The business plan:

      1. Outlaw free hotspots ("Save the Children!").
      2. Offer proprietary for-fee coldspots with built-in filtering.
      3. Become a defacto standard and virtual monopoly.
      4. Profit!

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    9. Re:Out of YOUR control by colinrichardday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are the searches case sensitive? I don't want any porn when I'm doing a search for "LaTeX forms". Of course, others might not want web pages about computerized typography when searching for "latex forms".

    10. Re:Out of YOUR control by sortius_nod · · Score: 0

      doesn't he know?

      the internet is for porn

    11. Re:Out of YOUR control by FutureDomain · · Score: 1

      I have yet to use a major search engine that pummels you with porn popups just for typing in a search term no matter how profane. Unless his Windows machine was infected with adware. The search engine wouldn't do anything, but adware on a Windows Administrator account can. Even if he did have a popup blocker, it wouldn't work against adware.

      But still, that's no reason for banning public wifi connections. He might be just trying to cope with the way his company going down the drain. :)
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    12. Re:Out of YOUR control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Jesus, install a popup blocker (or FireFox) you luddite bastard.

      Your words are both lyrical and quotable. I love it!!!

    13. Re:Out of your CONTROL by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      When personal or targetted solutions are possible, why do politicians always gravitate towards the most intrusive and broadest legislative solution as the answer?

      You seem to suffer from the common delusion that a professional politician actually gives a shit about the actual problem. Here's the breakdown: Broad legislation = more money & power to the politicians. The increased public dependency on having legislation "solve" all their problems is just an added bonus, as it makes it easier to pass more broad legislation.

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    14. Re:Out of YOUR control by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess he forgot to pay his $699 and was forced to use a lesser OS.

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    15. Re:Out of YOUR control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet only works on Thursdays... oh wait...

    16. Re:Out of YOUR control by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      actually if it was up to date IE would block the popups....any underage kid would know that

    17. Re:Out of YOUR control by badc0ffee · · Score: 1

      He can't update IE... his copy of windows fails the genuine windows test. He would be using SCO, but he does not want to eat where he shits.

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    18. Re:Out of YOUR control by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      That business plan won't work. There aren't any question marks.

    19. Re:Out of YOUR control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's lying.

      Or he's wrong. When someone makes a false statement, he isn't always lying. Even if someone contradicts himself and you point it out and he continue to contradict himself, he could be a total moron, instead of a liar. Look at that Bush crony under oath before congress. He's either grossly incompetent, a liar, or both. But you can't assume he's a liar, just because what he says cannot be true.

    20. Re:Out of YOUR control by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      When personal or targetted solutions are possible, why do politicians always gravitate towards the most intrusive and broadest legislative solution as the answer?

      I think because the targetted solution normally already exists, and nowadays no-one gets elected for arguing 'I preserved the law unchanged.' As an example, murder is already illegal--but folks want to ban guns too. Another: wife-beating was already illegal--but folks banned alcohol anyway. Another: driving impaired is already illegal--but people have banned drugs and want to ban alcohol again. And on and on it goes.

    21. Re:Out of YOUR control by harry666t · · Score: 0

      > It could happen to anyone

      Sounds like windows xp running IE 6 is the only set available in this world.

      Strange, haven't used that since..... since.... years?...

    22. Re:Out of YOUR control by Rosonowski · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, your computer probably has a virus, it happens all the time, I'll just take it home and, ah, boil it..."

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    23. Re:Out of YOUR control by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      there are many innocuous words that can have multiple meanings. You can't type in "head", "facial", or "blow"

      You mean there are innocuous meanings to those words? Who knew?

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  5. Plausible by cyphercell · · Score: 1

    It seems mildly plausible, but it would make a lot more sense if he was suing because his kid had a problem with this.

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  6. Utahrds by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Utah senator Orrin Hatch ("the dumbest man in Congress") is the most popular choice to replace the shabby liar Attorney General Gonzales.

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    1. Re:Utahrds by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Utah senator Orrin Hatch ("the dumbest man in Congress") is the most popular choice to replace the shabby liar Attorney General Gonzales.


      "Most popular" with whom?

    2. Re:Utahrds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Utah, the moron state.

      Opps, I dropped a letter from their slogan. Shame one me. Bad, bad AC. (But you were all thinking it too.)

    3. Re:Utahrds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this idea; it gets him out of congress, and he's sure to be booted out of his position when the next president is sworn into office (if not earlier... people pay more attention to the idiocy of the AG than the idiocy of Congresscritters.)

    4. Re:Utahrds by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hatch has been suggested over and again the past month or more to replace Gonzales.

      He's also popular with Utahrds who keep voting him back into the Senate.

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    5. Re:Utahrds by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I have heard nothing about Orrin "We should blow up their computers" Hatch being considered to replace Gonzales.

    6. Re:Utahrds by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of him leaving Congress. I don't like the idea of him running the Justice Department where he'd have even more power, and be even more stupid. We'd pay more attention because he'd do more damage.

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    7. Re:Utahrds by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You might have heard nothing, but that's not because isn't a popular subject of conversation.

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    8. Re:Utahrds by EugeneK · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the following has absolutely nothing to Utahians' intelligence, but Bush's highest popularity ratings and highest vote percentage in 2004 was in Utah. Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Yep.

    9. Re:Utahrds by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      The rest of the country should move to have them ejected from the Union. We shouldn't permit people this kind of influence and power over those that did not elect him.

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    10. Re:Utahrds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... also the same group that believes that native Americans came across the ocean in a submarine 2k years ago, and that DNA evidence contradicting this (there isn't hint of Jewish heritage in Native Americans, they are from Asia for christ sake), anyway it's 'tools of the devil to lead the saints away from the one true church'. I won't even go into how the common belief that Mormons believe black people are 'cursed' and spawn of Cain or that you need to know secret masonic handshakes to get into heaven.

      How so many seemingly smart people can believe such fucked up things is beyond me. Must be the magic underwear?

      (AC because I don't want sexy magic underwear curses thrown at me!)

    11. Re:Utahrds by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      By 'replace Gonzales', possibly people mean that Hatch will take the place of Gonzales in being exposed as an incompetent party hack. :)

      However, I love the idea that Republican morons think it would be vaguely a good idea to install that fool as AG. I love the idea.

      The problem is, while Orrin Hatch is a imbecile and liar and incompetent and ignorant buffoon, he's not actually committing any crimes in his current position. I think, and this is a fairly radical idea, that if we put him somewhere where he will have to explain his decisions, especially to Congress, he will rather quickly lie to Congress or be exposed as an idiot and incompetent with really stupid ideas, and we can get rid of him.

      Plus, we'd get him out of Congress, and attach him to Bush, and even Utahans are so dumb as to elect anything Bush-related again. So even if he's not scandaled-out, he'll walk out the door in two years and disappear.

      Democrats, while you're punching holes in the Republican sinking-ship of a criminal administration, be sure not to stop any Congressional Republicans who want to climb onboard to 'help'. And I wouldn't be too willing to left anyone off the ship, either.

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  7. oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and we all know exactly where this discussion is heading...

    can someone Yarro knows please just write 'twit' in indelible ink on his forehead please? then perhaps we can move along.

    1. Re:oh no by Ageing+Metalhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you think you might have the wrong vowel in your name calling? A.M

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  8. Hyperbole much? by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean really, an Internet out of control? all day long? Do these people see hyperbole as the best way to get people to listen because I know that anyone claiming kids are watching porn all day long is either an idiot or prone to exaggeration so why should I listen to them?

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    1. Re:Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is the internet is out of *their* control. ALL career politicians I've met hate the internet. They *wish* it was like the old french minitel system at most - safe, controlled, no chance of people stumbling upon anarchist or pirate party sites...

      As it is, the internet has degraded to a frighteningly easily monitored and controlled topology. folks - build community mesh networks, link 'em up - otherwise, one day, you're going to find your internet connection is 100% propaganda like Faux News.

    2. Re:Hyperbole much? by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah. It's all about the hyperbole these days. Everybody knows that hyperbole is always a million times better that accuracy. All day long they know that.

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    3. Re:Hyperbole much? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yea, who the hell looks at porn all day long. If I look for more than about 15 minutes I suddenly lose interest and move on.

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    4. Re:Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have often thought about this type of network. I think it would need some sort of a mapping application to keep track of all the links. Also, how would you get other people to join your 'hoodnet? Is there some motivation, like content not otherwise available?

    5. Re:Hyperbole much? by Kenshin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean really, an Internet out of control?

      Out of financial control.

      Why the hell would they want a bunch of people using a free open connection when they could legislate it so each person would have to PAY for their own connection?

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    6. Re:Hyperbole much? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....I mean really, an Internet out of control?.......

      Of course the Internet IS out of control. It is out of the control of the governing elite, both governmental and corporate. Someone, I don't remember who, said: "The power of the press belongs to the person who owns one". The Internet gives anyone the power to disperse their ideas, popular or not, like in no time before in human history.

      Those who used to control this power to communicate don't like that, even just a little. They know that information and knowledge is power. They USED to have that power all to themselves, but now, due to technology, that exclusivity is slipping away. They are doing and will continue to do everything they possibly can to make it more difficult for any member of what they consider the unwashed masses to be able to make their message known world wide. This is just another attempt at raising the cost of doing so. It is not only the cost, but also the fact that these unwashed "press owners" are able to bring their message into the world ananymously. Free wireless access is one of the few sure fire untraceable ways of disseminating and communicating unpopular stuff.

      The rich and powerful find it so much harder, sometimes impossible, to punish these "miscreants" for disseminating things inimical to the interests of the governing class. That's the main reason why such laws are proposed and often passed. Terrorism, porn, crime, protecting children and other excuses are given.

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    7. Re:Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LAN gaming is a good motivation if you're in a relatively young neighbourhood. As is, you guessed it, p2p music sharing.

      As to mapping applications, there are a number of routing protocols that exist for ad-hoc mesh networks that work fairly well, such as AODV and OLSR, and more advanced ones that are less widely deployed.

    8. Re:Hyperbole much? by NocturnalCritter · · Score: 1

      Do these people see hyperbole as the best way to get people to listen because I know that anyone claiming kids are watching porn all day long is either an idiot or prone to exaggeration so why should I listen to them? Especially looking at porn on an open wireless network. If a kid's going to stare at porn all day, I don't think he's going to take his laptop over to the nearest Starbucks where anyone can look over his shoulder and see what he's doing. Now, if he can pick up the signal from his basement, that's a different matter...
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    9. Re:Hyperbole much? by CodeMunch · · Score: 1

      Yea, who the hell looks at porn all day long. If I look for more than about 15 minutes I suddenly lose interest and move on.

      You misspelt "two"

    10. Re:Hyperbole much? by jrockway · · Score: 5, Funny

      > You misspelt "two".

      You misspelled "misspelled".

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    11. Re:Hyperbole much? by cabalamat3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ocs the Internet would be soooooooooooooooo much better if it was controlled by luddite politicos who don't even know what a popup blocker is. Arsehole.

    12. Re:Hyperbole much? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Don't talk to me about hyperbole.

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    13. Re:Hyperbole much? by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      misspelt is an acceptable english word, just as misspelled is, there's often more than one way to spell words.

    14. Re:Hyperbole much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's often more than one way to spell words.

      Yep, the right way, and countless wrong ways. :p

    15. Re:Hyperbole much? by CodeMunch · · Score: 1
      Well, not everything on the intraweb is true BUT 2 of the following 3 resources state that "misspelt" is fine. I was using it in past tense.

      dictionary.reference.com knows misspelt

      Encarta knows misspelt

      Meriam-Webster does not understand misspelt but suggestes the root word "misspell" (and "misspelled")

      So, you misspelt "misspelt".

    16. Re:Hyperbole much? by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      Surley this is a English / Yankglish conflict...

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    17. Re:Hyperbole much? by asninn · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, he didn't. "misspelt" and "misspelled" are both correct.

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    18. Re:Hyperbole much? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Yeah just wait'll you hit 40, kid. Then you're lucky if it's "Fifteen, twice a week". *sigh*

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    19. Re:Hyperbole much? by jrockway · · Score: 1
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    20. Re:Hyperbole much? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      ghawd! egrish r dum.

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  9. Yeah why not by Abel29A · · Score: 1

    I often see swarms of kids sitting in my backyard beating off to the naughtiness streaming through my unsecured WiFi.. Yup.. Its a really big problem. So what then - ban every cafe from having wireless? Every airport? It could all be used by the children, who nobody, quite clearly, is thinking about.

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  10. Really? by only.samurai · · Score: 1

    Kids really goto wireless hotspots to do stuff like that? It's just hard for me to believe that kids are at the local Starbucks checking out some porn.

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    1. Re:Really? by tibike77 · · Score: 1

      Cleverly disguised "Idiocracy" reference...

      No, they go to Starbucks to GET porn. Well, handjobs. Whatever. Huh, "I like money". Yeah.

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    2. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the four kids who don't have a computer in their bedroom do.

    3. Re:Really? by Technician · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's just hard for me to believe that kids are at the local Starbucks checking out some porn.

      I have another reason to believe kids are not going to Starbucks for free WiFi. Starbucks doesn't have free wireless. The service is provided by T-Mobile. I used to think Starbucks had free WiFi and went to one on my travels to use it. It was at Starbucks I learned the truth. While at Starbucks, I found an open WiFi network and used it instead. (not for porn)

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    4. Re:Really? by only.samurai · · Score: 1

      i guess i didn't really think of them getting it there and taking it back....what boggles my mind is that a kid with a laptop doesn't have internet in his house and can't get internet elsewhere. but to each his own, eh?

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    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PROTIP: Repeating "Starbucks" in every sentence makes you sound suspiciously like one of those crazy fnord subliminal fake-blogger types.

    6. Re:Really? by Technician · · Score: 1

      PROTIP:

      This is Slashdot. I don't get paid to post.. I'm an amature. At my other job I get paid for what I do well.

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    7. Re:Really? by mink · · Score: 1

      "At my other job I get paid for what I do well."

      Is whay you do not pretty?

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  11. I think we know what's out of control by 6031769 · · Score: 1

    ... and it isn't the internet. One can only assume that there's some grand plot being hatched by the SCO board to get themselves all sectioned in order to avoid the resulting lawsuits when their shell of a company finally implodes.

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    1. Re:I think we know what's out of control by El+Torico · · Score: 4, Informative

      I did a quick Google search and found that Ralph Yarrow is the CEO of ThinkAtomic, which is described as a "high-tech venture accelerator"; he is also involved in the CP80 Foundation, which is lobbying against Internet pornography. Coincidentally, this CP80 organization is proposing a "technological solution" as well as a "legislative solution". I suspect that the legislative solution they want is to mandate the use of ThinkAtomic's technological solution. It appears that he failed to become richer by using the judicial system, so he's moving to the more easily manipulated legislative system.

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    2. Re:I think we know what's out of control by DownWithTheMan · · Score: 1

      Just to shed a little light on Ralph Yarro and this subject as well (as I posted earlier I went to church with Yarro for about 2 years and had a lot of very interesting conversations with him)...

      ThinkAtomic was actually given/borrrowed funding against it's SCO stocks. At the time they were worth over $100 million!; now after two reverse splits, Yarro is sitting on MAYBE about $100k in SCO stock... Oooooh I bet his investors and banks are just frothing at the mouth to tear him apart... After the Norda family helped to get Yarro out of Canopy Ventures, all he was left with was SCO, one massively tanked law suite, and a pile of debt up to his eye-balls...

      It's called KARMA, bitch!

    3. Re:I think we know what's out of control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is business under big government, and there's no room for the honest businessman anymore. Why compete on fair grounds when you can exploit the coercive powers of government? Get yourself a piece of the pie -- that's what it's there for, right?

  12. Blahaha by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    So open free hotspots bad, but the kid can go down to McDonald's, by internet for $2.95 an hour, and get all the porn he wants? He can go home to his FIOS line and get porn at blazing fast speeds?

  13. Controlling the internet is easy. by xerxesVII · · Score: 4, Funny

    You just have to control the tubes.

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    1. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      Well, they already ARE controlled, aren't they?

      I thought websites required credit cards or something to verify ages before they showed you naughty stuff.

      I, for one, am very skeptical that there is any threat of minors seeing naked people online. Even with free and anonymous internet access, they'd have to somehow prove they're older than 18. That's not something that one can fake easily(eg: just saying they are that old isn't going to cut it) ...

      Huh? That IS all that's needed for alot of sites? And there's this thing called "pea to pea" that lets you get all sorts of vile disgustingly wonderful porn?
      In news that's totally unrelated to that revelation, I'm going to go do something else besides read slashdot for a while.
      I'll read wikinews... Yes, that's right. Wikinews.

    2. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by p0tat03 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you suggesting that we tie the internet's tubes?

    3. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      The tubes are hard to control though. It's all to do with air pressure differences and such. A very difficult matter indeed.

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    4. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by Doddman · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I didn't pay anything for the porn I got with limewire and bittorrents... and neither of them asked me for a credit card/checking account number "for age verification"

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    5. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by streptocopter · · Score: 1

      But the wireless internet is tubeless, like a river or an ocean. If we don't stop it now, our poor children will all be washed away in a monstrous tsunami of goatse!

    6. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Super Mario to the rescue once again!

    7. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that we tie the internet's tubes? Nah, someone just needs to show the man where the porn shut off valve is at.
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    8. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by Himring · · Score: 1

      It isn't like controlling trucks you know....

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    9. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by Red+Mage+13 · · Score: 0

      But once they control the tubes, they'll want to control the Spice and have all of our CHOAM holdings!

    10. Re:Controlling the internet is easy. by m50d · · Score: 1

      Whoever controls the tubes controls the galaxy. THE PR0N MUST FLOW!

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      I am trolling
  14. Interne out of Control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No. It's called FREEDOM and sometimes that means people are able to be free and do things that others don't like.

    Examples:

    kill 32 people with a legally purchased gun. that's the price of freedom.
    insult the president. that's the price of freedom.
    remove a president. that's the price of freedom.

    1. Re:Interne out of Control? by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      kill 32 people with a legally purchased gun. that's the price of freedom.
      insult the president. that's the price of freedom.
      remove a president. that's the price of freedom.

      troll posts on slashdot. that's the price of freedom.
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      Use of the words "good", "bad" or "evil" is almost invariably the result of oversimplification.
  15. JUST from entering a search phrase? by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think so.

    Just about everyone here knows how those pop-ups happen. You're either at the site or you've been infected by some crap (most likely from going to one of those sites).

    1. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe he was searching for a crack :)

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by daeg · · Score: 1

      I don't get browser popups from porn websites. Ever.

      Other popups, on the other hand...

      Maybe this SCO fellow was quietly and publically bragging about his virility? Perhaps this is a veiled Viagra spam through the court system? Hmm.

    3. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Plus it has been ages since I actually got dodgy sites back from Google. It used to be that searching for LaTeX (the mathematical typesetting language) would return very interesting results. Not to mention searching for beyond the standard model physics which is typically abbreviated to "BSM" physics....but even those searches never turn up anything dodgy now.

    4. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Infected by a form of Digital Herpes! Once infected, you're plagued by porn pop-ups.
      And you can give these worms to others, which they will pass on to others.

      I agree. There is no way just punching in words in a search will pop-up anything, unless he was using an adult search engine. If that was the case, then he was asking for it.

      Too lazy to signup.

    5. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe he was searching for a crack :)

      He has to pull his head out of it first.

    6. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by aurelian · · Score: 1

      I did a search for 'black holes' one time when I needed to write an essay as a grad student. Interesting mixture of results.

    7. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by BobMcD · · Score: 1


      If so, he likely found a few to choose from...

    8. Re:JUST from entering a search phrase? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      I think I can top that (no pun intended...for those who get it). I once had to explain to someone that BSD was BSD, and not another acronym that sounds suspiciously similar to it. Don't get me started on the phoenetics of "BSD UNIX."

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  16. WOW - and now they are child-porn fighters by unity100 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whats sco expecting from this ? Favourable attitude from juries/judges in numerous lawsuits they file against ibm ?

    "oh look, we are 'thinking of the children' so give us some of ibm's cash already" ?

    am i totally out of sync (end of a long workday) or did i nail it ?

    1. Re:WOW - and now they are child-porn fighters by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      am i totally out of sync (end of a long workday) or did i nail it ? I think the saddest thing for SCO from all of this is the fact that that is actually a valid question.
      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
  17. New Fantasy by Esc7 · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried in the slightest about our children using the whole proper internet. "He entered a search term that he couldn't recall Wednesday, although he said it "wasn't a real expressive sexual kind of word." And then, he said, he got caught up in a pornado -- sexually explicit pop-up windows took over his computer." The fact that my mind adds in Judy Garland instantly is what worries me.

    1. Re:New Fantasy by Excen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget Judy Garland. I read Pornado and all I could think about was c. 1993 Helen Hunt playing naked Twister. That and an Oklahoma donkey show, because I'm always thinking about flying, copulating masses of women and burros.

      --
      "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
    2. Re:New Fantasy by Khaed · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you.

      But it's the dog being involved that worries me.

    3. Re:New Fantasy by Wyrmy · · Score: 0

      If this guy uses sexually related non-words at the drop of a hat I find it hard to believe that he can claim some random word forgotten by him was not one.

      --
      Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem.-Thomas Szasz
  18. Interstate commerce by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would seem to me that placing any bans on the internet by a state would be a form of regulating interstate commerce, which is reserved for the Federal government. Correct me, As I'm sure you will, If I'm wrong.

    --
    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
    1. Re:Interstate commerce by Iron+Condor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The net considers censorship as a defect.

      The net was designed to route around defects.

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      We're all born with nothing.
      If you die in debt, you're ahead.
    2. Re:Interstate commerce by asninn · · Score: 1

      Don't be stupid.

      First of all, "the net" is not a sentient entity that has the ability to "consider" anything as anything. Second, while the Internet is designed to route around defects, this ability exists solely on the network level, not on the application level.

      Invoking some alleged magical self-healing capabilities of "the net" may make you feel better when you have to deal with threats of censorship, but living in a dream world is not going to safe you - reality is not going to change just because you refuse to acknowledge it.

      Censorship must be *fought* if you want to get rid of it (or prevent it); you can use both legal and technical means for that, but you still have to do something yourself. Nothing's gonna happen about it on its own, and if you think that the Internet was designed to ensure your ability to download pr0n without anyone being able to interfere, you've only shown that you only have a very nebulous idea of how the Internet actually works.

      --
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    3. Re:Interstate commerce by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Second, while the Internet is designed to route around defects, this ability exists solely on the network level, not on the application level.

      Please find the scientology OT3 documents.

      Hey, look, you can, despite the fact you aren't 'supposed' to be able to. That sure looks like application level routing to me.

      This is completely independent of any network-level routing.

      And bitching about personification is being a ass. We all know the internet doesn't 'consider' anything, you moron. It's called 'personification', it's a fucking figure of speech.

      and if you think that the Internet was designed to ensure your ability to download pr0n without anyone being able to interfere, you've only shown that you only have a very nebulous idea of how the Internet actually works. I think it's you who've demonstrated a lack of understanding of the internet. As long as someone on one network connected to the internet wants to share something with someone else on a network connected to the internet, they can. That is, indeed, how the network was designed.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  19. What needs to happen to SCO and their ilk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:What needs to happen to SCO and their ilk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sfw?

    2. Re:What needs to happen to SCO and their ilk by chris+macura · · Score: 3, Informative

      What the hell? How is that a troll?

      For the mods:

          SFW = Suitable For Work

      Hence:

          SFW? = Is that link you just posted with no descriptive comment suitable for viewing at work?

      A perfectly valid comment.

      Slashdot. Grr.

    3. Re:What needs to happen to SCO and their ilk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, it is safe for work (ie it's not pornographic, etc.)

      It's a (badly rendered, recorded using a camera pointing at a TV) clip from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket". I'll not spoil the post by saying which part, but while violent it's one of the more emotionally charged scenes than bloody/etc.

      A useful tip: most YouTube clips that are NSFW end up behind an "Adults-only" banner where you have to be a registered user and click through an agreement before you can view the content. Usually a clip only slips through because it's either new or not popular enough to have been seen by enough people. Likewise, links to NSFW content from Slashdot (that do not tag it appropriately) are usually modded down within a short space of time. If you are at all concerned about a link from a Slashdot comment to YouTube, the easiest solution is to wait a few hours and make sure you're not logged into YouTube, or if you are that you haven't, within the last few hours, agreed to view adult content using that account.

  20. OMG...PRONIES! by certain+death · · Score: 0

    This guy is just trying to become relevant again. If no one in the real world will listen to him, maybe people in Utah will listen. I doubt it, but the Mormon community is all about dashing out pr0n, so maybe it is them he is pandering to...what a douche bag!

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    "My immediate reaction is "WTF? What kind of moron doesn't make things 64-bit safe to begin with?" Linus
  21. Sue your local post office! by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

    I keep watching kids snatching discarded Victoria's secret catalogs at the local post office, and nobody seems to care about that issue! They oughta have kid-proof trash cans to get rid of your unwanted pornographic spam!

    --
    Give Kashyyyk back to the Wookies
  22. PJ uses wireless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do PJ and friends use free wireless internet while updating Growklaw in Utah?

  23. he's obviously mistaken by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the internet is a series of tubes, and tubes can't run through thin air, that's preposterous

    it's a shame to see a man so out of touch with the basics of internet plumbing when he is obviously so in touch with the norms of modern society and the workings of software patents, and with such a general overall harmonious attitude

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    1. Re:he's obviously mistaken by Technician · · Score: 1

      the internet is a series of tubes, and tubes can't run through thin air, that's preposterous

      Not really..

      http://www.its.bldrdoc.gov/fs-1037/dir-003/_0401.h tm
      http://www.dxinfocentre.com/tropo.html
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-skip

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  24. SCO's Concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, SCO's just defending their vast collection of IP.

    Yep, a whole lotta code. And a whole lotta porn.

  25. He should have said... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Instead of:
    we have an Internet out of control

    He would have been better off with:
    We have an internets gone wild and the hot spicy video of underage internet users to prove it!!!!!!11

    --
    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    1. Re:He should have said... by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Until I see the nude Natalie Portman and the hot grits, I ain't buyin' it. :)

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  26. Huh? by davmoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would anyone take this nutbag seriously? The mere fact that he works for SCO shows he's got his head firmly stuck up his ass. Oh...wait...he was talking to politicians, wasn't he? One nutbag talking to a bunch of nutbags...they gather in flocks.

    --
    I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
    1. Re:Huh? by jonatha · · Score: 4, Funny
      One nutbag talking to a bunch of nutbags...they gather in flocks.

      I believe the technical term is "committee"...

      --
      The SCO lawsuit makes me wish my company were in Utah. We need a new building.
    2. Re:Huh? by davmoo · · Score: 1

      I once heard the word "committee" defined as "a living creature with 4 or more legs, 4 or more arms, 2 or more heads, but no brain".

      --
      I want a new quote. One that won't spill. One that don't cost too much. Or come in a pill.
    3. Re:Huh? by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      One nutbag talking to a bunch of nutbags...

      I've seen that in Boy's Town in Chicago, but this is Utah. You'd think that that much nutbagging would be illegal.

    4. Re:Huh? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Well, we certainly know this "living creature" has at least one asshole...

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
  27. I don't understand human beings. by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    Just as an example, chances are near zero that you'd ever hear this sort of complaint about children being exposed to videos of some middle eastern suicide bomber exploding in a shower of gore, even on the 6pm news.
    The world has some seriously fucked up priorities.

  28. Mmm.... by TooncesTheCat · · Score: 1

    So I guess if a public bathroom has some sort of virus on its very unclean urinals, I can sue whoever runs the free piss pot if I get some sort of infection or horrible STD.

    You cant fucking sue everyone over something that can be turned into something malicious. If that were the case I guess we should be able to sue Google cause it can be used maliciously for alot of things with the right know how.

    Jesus Christ.

  29. Tagging beta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't this get a "thinkofthechildren" tag (tagging beta)?

  30. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! by Supercooldude · · Score: 1

    So little Billy sees a pair of boobies. So what? In Europe many (most?) beaches are topless and it's not hurting the kids.

    1. Re:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! by Fritz+T.+Coyote · · Score: 1

      We are. Some of us are thinking very hard about how to insure our children grow up as free citizens, not subjects.

    2. Re:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it is ENsure.
      thaaaaaaaanks. ;)

    3. Re:Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he might see a vagina! OMGGGGGGG

  31. You will take my Freemont Free Wireless by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    When you pry my DSL and Cable Modem feeds from my cold dead Seattle hands!

    This means war!

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  32. Crikey by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

    because we have an Internet out of control.
    We should be thankful it's just the one, and that it hasn't spread to all the chatnets and userwebs yet. If it gets in the tubes, who knows where it will end.
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  33. what's wrong with watching porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better than running around shooting people.

    1. Re:what's wrong with watching porn? by fractoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Obviously movies of people having sex will lead impressionable children to homocidal violence.

      Movies of homocidal violence, however, for some reason, do not.

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  34. China Calling by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    Mr Yarrow's next job will be administering the great firewall of China.

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    My rights don't need management.
  35. Where the heck are our guys? by autophile · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Every week I see a story about how such-and-such a CEO went in front of such-and-such a commission and spewed lies. When do our guys get to in front of commissions?

    --Rob

    --
    Towards the Singularity.
    1. Re:Where the heck are our guys? by Irvu · · Score: 1

      If by "our guys" you mean people who aren't CEO's or who at least know what they are talking about and aren't in it for the money, they do, just not all the time. In many cases the CEO's have the connections (political, financial and personal) to the elected officials that gets their phones answered and them invited to talk as if they know what direction is up. In Yarro's case he is also the Chairman of the CP80 group that is seeking to apply community-norm based restrictions to the internet a-la television where everything we see is dictated by the Parents Television Council.

      This is a problem both in that the legislators are clearly not making an effort to get testimony from people who think the internet is just fine, a poor job for which they should be fired. It is also a side-effect of the way Politics is done these days with large donations driving much of the action and television ads with elected officials "speaking to" and "reaching out for" their constituents rather than say listening.

      If you want to make your views known on this I say ring up the people involved and critique what was said, logically. Doing so often enough often gets you invited to these things.

    2. Re:Where the heck are our guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When do our guys get to in front of commissions?

      Any day now, just as soon as Duke 4ever comes out.

  36. it's Utah by aluminumangel · · Score: 1

    Remember, folks, this is Utah we are talking about here... the land where alcohol is served at "private clubs" (through little government gizmos that premeasure the booze in your drink) and 3.2% beer.

  37. When I was younger... by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    ...all my friends had older brothers that got them hard copies i.e. magazines. Maybe they should put child proof locks on the magazines?

    1. Re:When I was younger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      put child proof locks on the magazines

      Sorry, my four year-old sister can open nearly all child proof locks.
    2. Re:When I was younger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teen boys WILL get porn, no matter what you do to try to restrict it.

      When I was younger, my friends & I used to steal it from the news-stand at the drug store.

      I would rather my son get it from the internet, instead of stealing.

      (funny, the captcha is "restrict")

  38. 1st Amendment Issues by gravesb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was just reading a law review article on using threats to internet intermediateries to censor speech when the 1st Amendment would prevent direct censorship. Evidently, the Supreme Court ruled on this practice back when McCarthy was trying to use private entities to censor supposed communists. Hopefully, the case law will catch up to the technology, and we can ignore these idiots. See:155 U. Pa. L. Rev. 11 for complete article.

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  39. He found Naked Young Boys! by vinn01 · · Score: 1


    Headline should read:

      "SCO Chairman Discovers Naked Young Boys On The Internet!"

    Along with several Utah politicians, and their "assistants", he'll be studying this further....

    1. Re:He found Naked Young Boys! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      No, he searched for them.

      He never clicked on the links.

      It was someone else that did that, his invisible friend Henry the Rabbit.

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  40. Danger of SCO's proposal by DaMattster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, if I correctly interpret the motive, we should widen our already broad criminal laws and punish those who have open wireless networks. Wow, the burden on our Criminal Justice system is heavy enough. Could you imagine the back log of criminal complaints and cases awaiting trial? Not to mention the implications of enforcement. I am sure Homeland Security would love this kind of criminalization because it would give them far reaching search and seizure powers. Our freedoms are already impacted enough by the Patriot Act, should we allow our government to become more gestapo-like?

  41. How to prevent idiocy from gaining ground...Act! by Irvu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Act to oppose it.

    If their "brain is frying trying to understand the technology involved" (damn!) then the best thing to do is explain it to them, along with the consequences of a bad decision. One could, for example write to a legislator explaining the concept of a popup blocker and the extremely low likelihood of "just entering a search term" causing a "tornado of popups" unless the search term was "I want a tornado of popups to take down my machine".

    One could also explain, if one lived in Utah, that one would think very very poorly of any elected official who let SCO of all people railroad them into trying to railroad some unworkable and useless ban on a perfectly legitimate activity (open hotspots) based upon no evidence other than frying brains and luddite morons.

    One could also, perhaps best, explain the extremely negative economic impact such legislation would have in the short term (forcing otherwise acceptable mom n' pops to spend money preventing legal activities) and in the long-term by hurting Utah's efforts to modernize its infrastructure, attract new businesses and convince prospective high-tech employers and employees that it isn't a backwards theocratic nuthouse but a modern forward-looking state that values, among other things, freedom of speech and technology at least half as much as it values free guns. (This will work for out-of-staters by the way if phrases along the lines of "I won't bring my money and jobs there...")

    The (incredibly poor) Committee page is here. The Committee's members are:
    Sen. Scott K. Jenkins, Co Chair
    Rep. Michael E. Noel, Co Chair
    Rep. Roger E. Barrus
    Rep. Ralph Becker
    Rep. Jim Bird
    Rep. Melvin R. Brown
    Sen. Mike Dmitrich
    Rep. Janice M. Fisher
    Rep. Lynn N. Hemingway
    Rep. Steven R. Mascaro
    Rep. Kay L. McIff
    Sen. Darin G. Peterson
    Rep. Aaron Tilton
    Sen. Carlene M. Walker
    Rep. Richard W. Wheeler
    Richard C. North, Policy Analyst
    Christopher R. Parker, Associate General Counsel
    Tracey Fredman, Legislative Secretary

    They can be located here.

    Start your e-mailing and phone dialing (faxes are fun too!)

    C'mon, all the cool /.'ers are doing it.

  42. Oh noes! by xtal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boobies!

    Good thing there aren't any worse problems in the world to concern ourselves with.

    --
    ..don't panic
    1. Re:Oh noes! by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, "boobies" aren't the problem - we're ok with boobies. Look at any movie, or even TV show or magazine, and you'll see a fair amount of boob. Maybe not a full nipple, but just about all of the rest of it.

      Have you seen a movie which is rated "R" due in part to nudity lately? 90% chance that's because you get a glimpse of a boobie. The other 10% are ass-cheeks.

      It's the stuff below the belly button that's the problem. God forbid that the children find internet porn which shows someone with a body part that they don't have! It will destroy them for LIFE!

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    2. Re:Oh noes! by Original+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      God forbid that the children find internet porn which shows someone with a body part that they don't have! It will destroy them for LIFE!

      I think SCO and the "think of the children" crowd have the same basic fear: people givin' it away for free, without signing a contract.

      --
      We are all just people.
    3. Re:Oh noes! by stnf · · Score: 1

      I don't really think that comparison is accurate. The "think of the children" crowd seem to have problems with this even if you pay before you leave.

  43. so.. how many SCO paid wireless hotspots planned? by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many paid hotspots sco wants to deploy in utah.

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  44. Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by gorehog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lot of people don't understand that you cant blame the provider for what is done with the bandwidth. And, more importantly you can't restrain my right to free speech. If I want to put up a free access point to promote a cause then I must be allowed to do that as a matter of free speech. Only under extreme circumstances should that speech be curtailed (yelling fire in a theater, or where there is limited resources that MUST be regulated.) It's the responsibility of the individual to not commit a crime.

    For instance, you don't arrest the CEO of Chevrolet when a drunk driver smacks into you with his Camaro. You don't arrest factory workers from Stanley tools if someone hits you with a hammer. Why would you place the blame for kiddie porn in the hands of the bandwidth provider.

    The only reason SCO comes out against free, open hotspots is because they see the potential for financial benefit from forcing difficult technology on people.

    1. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      The only reason SCO comes out against free, open hotspots is because

      And because otherwise they might let their douchebag license lapse. It was that or start drowning puppies for fun and profit. (OK, just for fun!) But PETA can be such a PITA...

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      They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    2. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Setting up a free wireless access point isn't speech. Sorry, but I fail to see how you can make a First Amendment claim on this issue.

      Of course I totally agree that making free access points illegal is offensively stupid, but you'll have to look somewhere else for the reason why.

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    3. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by FatMacDaddy · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said, but your statement that we don't sue Stanley Tools if someone hits us with a hammer is becoming less true. Firearms manufacturers are being sued based on what people do with their guns. If that principle is established in law, then it seems like a small leap to apply that to other areas, too. Given that Utah is apparently enamored with firearms culture, from what I've heard, this could end up being something of a pickle for our boys in Mormonland.

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    4. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by gorehog · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems to me like forcing people to have a license to sell, print, or publish books. If you start making it illegal to put up hotspots then you are de facto preempting a channel (no pun intended) for free speech.

      IMHO

    5. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by gorehog · · Score: 1

      LOL @ Mormonland

      Yep, I am acutely aware of that which you mention. I am VERY pro gun, anti-cigarette, and am aware of the legal precedents in both arenas (and IANAL). I didn't use those cases exactly because they deceptively detract from my argument. It's about the basic nature of the tool in question.

      See, the major difference is that hammers and hotspots have many uses. Guns and cigarettes, not so many. Essentially a gun IS a tool for killing things and all activities with it support that final goal. Not that I have a big problem with using tools to kill. That's homo sapiens big advantage. Cigarettes will increase your chances of getting sick when used as recommended. And, in spite of the civil cases being resolved against the manufacturers most of the time no one has yet made it totally illegal to own guns or cigarettes. Even in California.

      ON the other hand a hotspot might never be used for anything even remotely illegal. Sure, some kid might surf porn sites, or he might not. Telling people they may not provide bandwidth for free because it might be used for something bad by someone else sounds very unconstitutional. It sounds like a violation of restrictions against prior restraint. It also sounds like a restriction against a free press since a hotspot could be a device for publishing. It definitely violates the right of the people to peaceably assemble.

      The big difference here is that while there are Civil cases being won in the one example the SCO douchebag is saying it should be a CRIME to put up a hotspot.

    6. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Well, it seems to me like forcing people to have a license to sell, print, or publish books. If you start making it illegal to put up hotspots then you are de facto preempting a channel (no pun intended) for free speech. Requiring a license to print books is a restriction of freedom of the press. Prohibiting me from allowing others to freely connect to my LAN does not infringe on my free speech/press rights unless the purpose of allowing them to connect to my LAN was so I could communicate my ideas to them. If the purpose of allowing them to connect to my LAN was to allow them to access the Internet, then my First Amendment rights are not being infringed if the government prohibits me from doing so.

      Maybe you could argue that their First Amendment rights are being infringed because the government is restricting their access to the Internet, but since the government isn't directly doing anything to the people who could theoretically want to use my wifi, I don't think that argument holds water. The whole point of it being open is that I don't even know who these people are. How can the government infringe on the rights of people who might not even exist?
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    7. Re:Nope, he's wrong AND stupid by gorehog · · Score: 1

      It's perfectly legal to build a meeting hall for people to meet in. The owner of the hall is not responsible for murder and rape that happen there. Putting up an open hotspot is pretty much the same as letting people have a meeting in an auditorium.

  45. No, no, no by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    It's all about the tubes, Ralphie. Tell 'em about the tubes!

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  46. I call bullshit. by AlphaLop · · Score: 2, Interesting
    He is obviously fibbing or he is incompetent.

    1. This issue is so important to him but he can't remember what search term he used? He does not remember what he was doing on the internet and yet he wants to legislate it?

    2. Just because you are not techno savvy enough to control what pours into your computer don't assume "the children" can't. They are most likely much more internet and computer capable then he is.

    3. Kinda related to number 2 but if you can't figure out how to channel surf without accidentally tuning into a program that may not be good for children does than mean we need to ban Showtime, Skinamax or even FX (that "The Shield" is pretty violent, oh wait, violence is fine its boobies that are dangerous).

    4. you dont get caught in a "Pornado" (I actually really like this term and will use it from now on) by going to Nickalodian.com(however its spelled)or other mainstream sites, you get them surfing for porn or warez... I wonder which he was searching for? (Doesn't it seem like these people who crusade against something end up being busted for it later 'see anti-gay preacher')

    God I am so sick of these Smacktards.

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  47. Out of control? by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Out of control or beyond THEIR control?

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  48. What about air? by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    If he's using all of the air in the room, should we sue him for taking what isn't his? Sunlight? Radio waves? Bovine methane emissions? And doesn't deputy dipshit have something more important that he should be doing? Like making up more lies about Linux and being Microsoft's crusty cum rag.

  49. lol by hurfy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then why click on the link to Nastyladies.com instead of sherwinwilliams.com ? Or perhaps "I Feel Lucky" doesn't mean what he thought it did ;)

    Now wtf did that have to do with wireless again? or was it about Wii? or was it about cellphones? Bah i lost track ;)

    bummer, no mod points today :(
    I suspect i get more than my share by NOT using them all :)

    1. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he mistyped sherwinwilliams.com and got sharingwomen.com?

  50. CP80 by Irvu · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is interesting, but not surprising, that the CP80 group is involved in this. After all Yarro CEO of SCO is their Chairman.

    For those not familiar with it CP80 is a proposal that calls for segregating internet content into "safe" and "unsafe" by legally declaring some ports to be regulated and some unregulated. The regulation model is the "Community Norms" model that the FCC uses to allow the Parents Television Council to tell us all what we can and cannot watch on TV.

    Leaving aside the fact that this, like all similar proposals, ignores the manifold legal hurdles in defining "adult" and "non-adult" content (just read the book of Revelations in the Bible sometime) it also ignores the fact that the port-based communication is an international standard, and one that would not be workable for the U.S. to mandate alone.

    My favorite part about it really is the fact that even if this act were implemented it would still require some special settings or filtration on the user end (i.e. the home computer) to keep the bad ports off. Thus the problem that it seems even the CEO of SCO has that his kids know more about computers than him, would still remain.

    Incidentally Wal-Mart is listed as a major sponsor of the group.

    To date the act does not appear to have been submitted to Congress.

    1. Re:CP80 by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Wal-Mart? They are also a member of a gay activists group. By trying to please everyone, they will please no one.

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      The government can't save you.
    2. Re:CP80 by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside the fact that this, like all similar proposals, ignores the manifold legal hurdles in defining "adult" and "non-adult" content (just read the book of Revelations in the Bible sometime)
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  51. UTAH sucks! These people are fucking crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just going to order a VPS from
    http://www.westhost.com/

    But then I read their TOS http://www.westhost.com/terms-conditions.html

    "storing or otherwise handling in any way lewd, obscene, pornographic or satanic materials."

    Fuck that!

    define obscene
    define satanic

    fucking idiots.

  52. moving with the times. by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

    What this aforementioned luddite bastard (Note to parent: i liked the term, so I borrowed it =)) fails to realize is this is not a new scenario, its simply changing with the times.

    I remember as a primary school student watching deals going down between kids. Lunch money being exchanged for pages ripped from playboy mags. Bottom line, if kids want it badly enough, be it porn, drugs, alcohol etc etc. they will get it, no matter how much you try to prevent it.

    It seems to me that they're too busy trying to derail the train by picking off the last carriage in line. The should be going for the locomotive, by actually trying to educate people.

    1. Re:moving with the times. by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I remember as a primary school student watching deals going down between kids. Lunch money being exchanged for pages ripped from playboy mags
      jimmy is that you???? I miss your business. Damn interwebs.
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    2. Re:moving with the times. by Darby · · Score: 1



      It seems to me that they're too busy trying to derail the train by picking off the last carriage in line. The should be going for the locomotive, by actually trying to educate people.


      I agree with you except for the minor point where I think they should just get out of the way of the train and do something useful with themselves. Regardless, either is much better than this spouting of ridiculous nonsense that seems to be most of what our political leaders are capable of these days.

  53. Trouble in Plain City by msblack · · Score: 1

    Gosh, I went searching for information on tornadoes but
    because I misspelled the search term, all this porn kept
    popping up. It was awful!

    And all week long, your Plain City youth'll be fritterin' away
    I say, your young men'll be fritterin'
    Fritterin' away their noontime, suppertime, choretime, too
    Turn the wireless on and surf for porn

    Oh, ya got lots and lots o' trouble
    I'm thinkin' of the kids in the knickerbockers shirttails,
    young ones surfin' the web from free wireless hot spots
    Ya got trouble, folks, right here in Plain City and Provo too
    Trouble with a capital "T"and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for "porn"

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  54. The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by sadler121 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is how non-utah mormons refer to Utah mormons. Most likly there is a reason we decide to not live in Utah and that is because the people are very backward. They can not think for themseleves, and have to be told over the pulpit how to think.

    Mind you this is not the religion Joseph Smith re-organized. He made it clear man has to get knowledge from God, not from man. The current state of Utah Mormonism is due to years of isolation. Utah Mormons form a tight cliche and as a result, it is hard to break into that cliche for those who are not Mormons, or recent converts into Mormonism.

    Sometimes I think if would be good for Utah Mormons to actually leave Utah, and live somewhere else where Mormons are in the minority. Then they would be forced to live with people who do not agree with them, and be able to expand there knowledge of the outside world.

    At least that is why I am not in Utah.

    (I served an LDS mission in Salt Lake City, which would take a novel to even summerize).

    1. Re:The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by geekoid · · Score: 1

      John Smith. yeah...

      "I can hear God"
      then latter
      "Any one can talk to God"
      then latter after everyone claims to tlka to God and do things there way.
      then
      "Only I can tlka to God"

      Also, pay no attention to the baby killing.

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    2. Re:The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Utah Mormons form a tight cliche

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    3. Re:The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by kindbud · · Score: 1

      (I served an LDS mission in Salt Lake City, which would take a novel to even summerize).

      I can summarize for you.

      You: knock knock
      Them: Hello Elder Jones, so nice to see you again.
      You: *sigh* Hello Brother Johnson, didn't know you had moved to this neighborhood....

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    4. Re:The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      I think the word he was looking for is click(sp?) as applied to tight social groups where most members have a great deal in common with one another, particularly in high schools.

      At least I assume he meant that since it's the only way the statement makes sense.

    5. Re:The Bubble (Utah Mormons vs Non-Utah Mormons) by BiggerBadderBen · · Score: 2

      Uh, yeah, that would be 'clique' (It's French). I prefer cliche in this instance, though.

  55. OMFG IT'S TRUE!!!! by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    I just turned off WPA and made my SSID visible and a crowd of laptop-laden teens gathered outside my dwelling sporting tents in their shorts! This SCO guy is onto something... or is that ON something?

    For Dog's sake won't somebody think of welcoming our new hotspot overlords already, you insensitive clod?!

    For my next trick I'm setting up a Beowolf cluster of SCO-Unix boxen to provide free pr0n at all wireless and wired hotspots! Why do you think they call it HOTspot? Come on!

    --
    This is the NSA, we're gonna geet U h@x0r5! Also, what is a h@x0r5?
    1. Re:OMFG IT'S TRUE!!!! by Mogster · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they call it HOTspot? s/HOT/WET

      There that's better ;)
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      ACK NAK RST
  56. For the children you say, SCO? by sethstorm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then maybe you would take a good look at removing the legitimized kidnappers from your state, if not to have the authorities prosecute them for their deeds.

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    1. Re:For the children you say, SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's...

      Oh man, that's the creepiest thing ever. Good Lord, how can they get away with that kind of crap?

    2. Re:For the children you say, SCO? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      Wow, that's seriously messed up. It sounds like they just abuse the kids until they stop resisting authority figures? I hate to think what sort of an adult such a kid could grow up to be.

      Also, only 20% of kids "graduate" the program? That doesn't sound like success to me.

    3. Re:For the children you say, SCO? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      A few resources for those who are interested in seeing "la resistance" to these sick, twisted bastards:

      Anti-WWASP
      Anti-WWASP's forum
      TBFight

      And they brainwash the parents at the same time:
      Creepy seminar

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  57. Re:so.. how many SCO paid wireless hotspots planne by sadler121 · · Score: 1

    so they can find out who runs linux and extort $699 out of them?

  58. Must protect the kiddies - from Groklaw! by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 1

    Someone should have pointed out that TCP/IP, the basic protocol of the very Internet itself, is the acronym for "Transmission Control Protocol - Internet Pornography."

  59. Obligatory Princess Bride Quote by Noxx · · Score: 1

    Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "responsible" escape your lips? You were NOT hired for your brains, you hypocritical scam artist.

    Ok, so I couldn't think of a better play on "hippopotamic land mass". :)

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    Study everything, you'll find something you can use - Jason Bourne
  60. Hardware Vendors by eggman9713 · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that hardware vendors that sell WAPs (Linksys, D-Link, NetGear, etc.) can be held responsible if their instructions are geared more toward just getting Joe User online wirelessly with minimum hassle (read minimum security)? I mean, do they now have to put in actual Joe-User-comprehensible instructions on how to lock them down and what all the acronym soup means? (WPA, WPA2, PSK, TKIP, WEP, etc?)

  61. What!!!! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought they were messages from God, kinda like cyber age writing on the wall.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  62. bad search term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to search in Google gives me:
    "Your search - "I want a tornado of popups to take down my machine" - did not match any documents."

    1. Re:bad search term by Irvu · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I guess its time to create www.IWantATornadoOfPopupsToTakeDownMyMachine.com. Or is it really better to put that under .net?

  63. He's absolutely right by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    The internet IS out of control, and it's up to us to make sure it stays that way.

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    What?
  64. Japanese lesson of the day... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    "Ano Yarou" - lit. "that guy", actually means something more like "What a dickweed."

    "Ano Yarro"...

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    ---GEC
    I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
  65. When did the SCO chairman go into politics? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Isn't tossing radical, completely idiotic, ideas around the hallmark of politicians who're losing grounds with their core voters and try to attract some radical weirdos?

    Just one reason more that this company should finally be shut down. It breeds lunatics.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    1. Re:When did the SCO chairman go into politics? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      He's setting up his next job, as Orin Hatch Jr.! The Senate is perfect for this guy, wastes money through a fire hose and has no common sense. He'll fit in either party like designer jeans on J-Lo's ass.

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      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
    2. Re:When did the SCO chairman go into politics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's setting up his next job, as Orin Hatch Jr.! The Senate is perfect for this guy, wastes money through a fire hose and has no common sense.

      This is Opportunist, replying anonymously so I don't lose karma...

      Look, BCW2, if that is your real name, shut up, OK? Orin Hatch is a great, great man. I bet you're one of those fucking democrats aren't you? You are all fucking traitors for causing us to lose the Iraq war, and I hope every one of you is lined up and shot. You're what's wrong with America.

      Fuck off and die. :(

    3. Re:When did the SCO chairman go into politics? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd never write that. I'm a Communist at heart! Long live my Democratic friends. :)

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    4. Re:When did the SCO chairman go into politics? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I'm a Republican, a Submarine Vet of the cold war. I despise Hatch and anyone else in the pocket of the RIAA/MPAA, he is nothing but a schill for those dihonest groups and that makes him dishonest! I have a Cousin in Iraq right now, and a Nephew on guard duty at GITMO, I support our troops. Try gathering facts before suffering diahria of the mouth!

      and yes those are my initials!

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  66. out of control by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

    It's precisely because the Internet is out of total control that it's worthwhile. Otherwise, everyone would be using AOL.

  67. Light is out of control! by tm2b · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kids are able to just look at anything they turn their eyes towards, whether or not it's appropriate! They just look, look, look. All day long, even if their parents aren't present!

    Studies show that most porn enjoyed by children is primarily through their eyes. Clearly, light is out of control. There ought to be a law.

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    "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
    1. Re:Light is out of control! by viralburn · · Score: 1

      After browsing through the wikipedia link somewhere above about the WWASSPS stuff ... I found this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_escort_company Does any body else find this a totally inappropriate name for a transport service :)

    2. Re:Light is out of control! by Aranwe+Haldaloke · · Score: 1

      I know, let's begin with seeking criminal charges against that one dude who had the brilliant idea of saying, "let there be light."

      Because all this is obviously His fault.

  68. If you ever ahve transmission trouble by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    do NOT search for "Tranny"

    also bad:
    "Tranny fluid"
    "tranny problems"
    or
    "Chicks with dicks."

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    1. Re:If you ever ahve transmission trouble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do NOT search for "Tranny"

      Or if you bought break pads/shoes from Schucks/Checker/Kragen auto, and you forgot which car they are for, you might be in for a shock if the brand name was "Master Stop", or at least I was when I did that some years back.

    2. Re:If you ever ahve transmission trouble by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

      "Tranny fluid" -> http://www.allpar.com/eek/atf.html (Changing Automatic Transmission Fluid) "tranny problems" -> http://townhall-talk.edmunds.com/direct/view/.ef10 937 (CarSpace Automotive Forums) "Tranny" and "Chicks with dicks" -> uh... forget about it ;-)

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  69. let's look who's really at fault by air+monkey · · Score: 1

    Obviously, we should ask Mr. Gore. He'll know what to do. After all, he invented the internet!

  70. And Next Week... by renegadesx · · Score: 0

    ...Open Wireless providers are a front for IBM! Ban them! -- Darl McBride

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    Make SELinux enforcing again!
  71. he's only upset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cause he found a picture of his wife (wives?)

  72. The World Wants YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Sometimes I think if would be good for Utah Mormons to actually leave Utah, and live somewhere else where Mormons are in the minority. Then they would be forced to live with people who do not agree with them, and be able to expand there knowledge of the outside world.

    You can substitute in USians for Utah Mormons and have an even more valid point.

    See the world away from Fox News/CNN. I recommend it.

  73. Camaro TransAm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    do NOT search for "Tranny"

    also bad:
    "Tranny fluid"
    "tranny problems"
    or
    "Chicks with dicks."


    OK, I have a transmission problem in my Camaro Trans Am, how should I search this? "Tranny tranny problem"?

    1. Re:Camaro TransAm by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Tranny inside tranny oil-change"

  74. Well DUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet is out of your control we know that!
    Thats the way we want it!
    Its land of the FREE not land of the CONTROLLED you moron, thats communism
    YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY BOOBIE PICTURES AWAY!
    I defiantly go to those hot spots to "do my thing". Yup, nobody sees me lookin at porn "doin my thing" there. Defiantly not

  75. And of course... by bagboy · · Score: 1

    Guns kill people too.... This country suffers from a severe lack of holding one's own self accountable for one's actions...

  76. Wireless Porn Isn't The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A child with involved parents isn't going to be spending an exorbitant amount of time web surfing wireless porn sites. Too bad we can't come up with a law to create standards to be a parent, like a driver's license!!

  77. As a Utah resident I have to ask.. by nevillethedevil · · Score: 0

    What is wrong with this asshole?

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    Be gone from my sight or prepare to feel my flaming wraith!
  78. At Starbuck issue is not Porn but Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should forbid Kids to go to Starbucks. Not for the porn but to save them from such bad and expensive ersatz of coffee.

    Coffee is something US of A should learn to make and drink from Old Europe (Italia, Belgium, France) or countries like Ethiopia, Colombia, Kenya.

    When you start drinking your coffee (arabica) in a small cup, black, no sugar, no milk, no cream, no fat... you never go back to Starbuck a la donkey piss.

  79. My God... by Salamande · · Score: 1
    "Pornado?"

    An adult came up with that word, and uttered it with a straight face. Never forget that.

  80. Oh, the irony... by BrianRagle · · Score: 1

    I am only peripherally aware of SCO, by way of its continued legal battles regarding the origin of Linux, etc. What I found ironic about this subject is that I am writing this comment, at this very moment, by way of a free WiFi spot. I am currently traveling across the US and Canada, with a final destination of Alaska. I stopped here to check my bearings via Google Maps, check my email, and catch up on the latest news. I stopped at a Panera Bread store for a soda and the aforementioned purpose. But, because I also smoke, I am sitting in my RV at the moment and using their signal for my purposes.

    I don't consider myself unlike a great many other people. I specifically sought out Panera because I knew they had free WiFi, didn't feel like finding a subdivision neighborhood with open networks and/or crack closed ones, and needed a soda. In fact, as I sit here and contemplate the implications of what SCO is asking for, I can envision the entire method by which I choose the places to patronize to change. I don't take my laptop to McDonald's, for example, because they are using a commercial Wayport system which costs ludicrous amounts.

    My wife and I have even sought out local sports bars, such as the Sidelines grill locations in and around Kennesaw Georgia because they offered what we considered the best of all worlds: they allow smoking, they serve alcohol, and they have free WiFi. The idea of banning what I have done as well, that is offer an open signal for the benefit of others, is akin to banning someone borrowing a cell phone because that person COULD be underage and COULD be calling some porn/sex line.

    1. Re:Oh, the irony... by pyser · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's why all the high school kids flock to Panera when the bell rings....

  81. The world is upside down. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    32 innocent college students murdered and this asshole is as healthy as ever.

    LK

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  82. Open networks are good... wait...they're bad... by thesandbender · · Score: 1

    This what I'm beginning to despise about Slashdot, Digg, etc... the mob mentality... no one thinks for themselves or evaluates data by themselves anymore. Most everything boils down to "me too". There have been countless articles on Slashdot about the need to secure access points out of the box (I've contributed to them)... there have been articles on the need to shield children from certain materials until they are old enough to comprehend/digest/etc them. Yet we throw someone "unholy" into the mix and all of a sudden it "a bad thing" with no regard to to what's being said or why. For example... I'm from Texas and I consider myself a true republican. But that doesn't mean that I accept everything the Bush administration does. They've done a handful of good things... but for the most part they're flaming idiots. The same is true of the Clinton administration ... while I've been thought to consider them fools... I had enough common sense to look at them and see that they did a few things right. So. Let's regroup and ignore the word "SCO" and look at this a common point of view. Children should not view adult subjects because they do not have the education or emotional background to handle it. It's that simple... a 12 year old can not possibly understand what is going through the mind of two 30 year old adults when one says "spank me harder" to the other. The idea that it's a role-playing game and that one is not really dominating the other doesn't click. I know that's a bit graphic but that's what it boils down to. There are games that adults play that children do not understand... think about when you were a teenager and how you saw sex and relationships and think how you see it now... there is most like a *drastic* difference. My Godson can't climb the rungs at the playground right now... we're going to have to step him through it. In a few months he will be able to do it by himself. This is the same idea. Sex is something that I and his parents will have to step him through... in a controlled manner... one rung at a time so we're there to catch him if he has any questions when he falls... and he will fall. We all had *that* boyfriend or girlfriend in high school that ended life as we know it. Hopefully your parents or a sibling was there to pick up the pieces. The majority of this responsibility is on his parents... control what he does, what he's exposed to and when... but for G*d's sake... they need all they help they can get. By the time he's 12 (in ten years) he'll be able to go to Best Buy and get a device to surf the web for > $100 that fits in his pocket. Free speech is a good thing but controlling who has access to it is just as good. It's sounds Orwellian but there is a fine line... that's actually hard to draw (and it should be... which is why more than one person needs to draw it)... but there are easy extremes... a ten year old does not need access to political diatribes or porn... in almost all cases they don't have the background required to process either. I will argue that a 20 year old needs access to both... but that is because they have the emotional and psychological background to comprehend it. In some ways it's their responsibility to understand how they fit into society. But, again, it's a fine line. I think most reasonable people on Slashdot can agree that there is a healthy median where we agree with the great satan's of the world... despite who they are and what they think. But we need to defend the opposing points just as vigorously. Anyway... do not rate the message solely on the messenger.

    1. Re:Open networks are good... wait...they're bad... by FunWithKnives · · Score: 1

      This has absolutely nothing to do with the "messenger." I do not care who is trying to take away free AP access, I will always fight it. You are reading way too much into this, with your "think of the children!" rhetoric. If you are a parent (and I am), the very first thing you should realize is that you absolutely cannot, will not, and should not attempt to police your kids twenty-four hours a day, every day. There is no point, and you will hurt infinitely more than help them that way. Instead, you should try your best to teach them what you have learned through experience, and hope that they use that. Though in this particular case, I really have no problem with it anyway. You're talking about twelve year olds wanting to look at pornography. What twelve year old doesn't? I did, and I'll tell you one thing, the few times that I was actually able to *ahem* relieve myself, if you will, it most definitely helped, psychologically and emotionally. It's just sex, dude. It's not the bogeyman. It is the driving instinct of the human race, and if you try to fight that, you will always end up losing in the end. What exactly makes you think that these kids wouldn't have access to pornography if they did not have access to fee wireless, anyway? It doesn't matter what medium you try to take away from them, they will always get it anyway. None of this is even relevant to forcing people to pay for wireless APs. I mean, what the fuck? If you feel that strongly about the situation (and barring the fact that I would ask you to seek some sort of psychological help if you do) why not just advocate a password requirement and age verification before the password is given? That would make much more sense than this. No, this is corporate exploitation (as usual) cloaked in the age old hysteria-inducing "think of the children" vitriol.

      And by the way, telling morons to secure their personal wireless networks or deal with the consequences is in no way analogous to this. Apples and oranges, there.

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    2. Re:Open networks are good... wait...they're bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I became sexually active at 11 all on my own. thumb and index finger around pecker, up /down as fast as I could.

      If an open WAP is bad,
      so are mobile phones, copper phones, 1200 Baud modems, ham radio, cb radio, 7-11's, and talking in public.

      your kid can use a mobile phone, or copper for phone sex
      your kid can use a 1200 baud modem to share text that is sexual, and photos to a bbs
      your kid can abuse ham radio, cb radio to set up meetings to have sex
      your kid can snatch porn, and other magazines out of a store, and go masturbate
      if your kid can talk in public, he might get a girlfriend, and have sex

      There's more important problems like WAR going on right now! If that doesn't get straightened out and the USA doesn't start getting serious about it your son might just come home without his pecker one day.

      I think they should draft your son, maybe that will wake your ass up.

    3. Re:Open networks are good... wait...they're bad... by alexgieg · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say this, but your understanding of human nature is too much colored by modern thinking. In classical education, and by that I mean the whole of Western civilization from the pre-Christian Greeks, Romans and Hebrews until the 17th Century, everyone understood that a person was either a child or an adult. The concept of "adolescence" as a stage between childhood and adulthood simply didn't exist. The man was a child until 12 or 13 years-old, earlier for women, and from that day onwards s/he was an adult.

      I think of myself as a conservative, but not in the same sense that the word has in current political speech. A modern-day "conservative" is someone who wants to "conserve" the progressisms of the 18th and 19th centuries. The progressism of those that, at the time, fought against the old ways by trying to impose new, stricter, enforced social moral codes, who attempted to shield their children from the reality of the world.

      This enforcement of morals is, in my dictionary, as much anti-conservative as the anti-moralism of liberals, because both reject the millennia old actual conservative approach: that morals is something you must follow, not something you must make others follow. Liberals reject that you must follow them. Pseudo-"conservatives" that you must not impose it on others. Both are modernists, although of different kinds, and both are wrong.

      Your task, if you want to be a true conservative, is not to policy the young adults (not "adolescents", adults) that live with you. Your task is to offer them your strong example, to explain to them what you believe and why they should act like you, and to establish a minimal set of rules that they must follow if they want to keep being feed by you.

      Anything you do in excess to this won't help them, quite the contrary, because it'll block the natural development of their adultness, turning them into these aberrant new beings that simply shouldn't exist: the "adolescents".

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  83. Next for SCO by renegadesx · · Score: 0

    YouTube. Youtube consists of athiests that should be banned. YouTube and Google are obvosouly a front for IBM!

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  84. As a Mormon from Florida living in Utah... by ChePibe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Utah Mormons form a tight cliche

    You got the wording wrong, yet quite right.

    Yes, there is a big cliché about Utah Mormons. And it would seem you've fallen into it.

    Perhaps you did serve in Salt Lake, and perhaps you met some people that follow that trend. I can't deny it - I've met a few myself. But the willingness with which you blindly lump hundreds of thousands of people into such a small group is shocking to say the least.

    I'm from Florida myself. Born and bred a southerner with no family ties to Utah and into a quasi-converted family. The first time I came to Utah was for the Missionary Training Center experience in Provo. I don't think that really counts, though, as once you're in you barely go outside for anything. I came back to Provo to attend BYU after two years slogging through the shanty towns around Buenos Aires, and in my last 4 years here in Utah I've found people of very diverse opinions, backgrounds, and ideas.

    Then they would be forced to live with people who do not agree with them, and be able to expand there knowledge of the outside world.

    Generally speaking, most times I've heard people say this, what they really mean is "I wish these people would think like I do." Well, I'm sorry you didn't find what you think you would here, but this is not so. It would seem you experienced time as a "minority" yourself, living with people who did not agree with you, and it didn't do you much good.

    I'll agree that rural parts of Utah are fairly close minded. Yet as one who grew up in and around small towns in Florida and Alabama, I can honestly say that the people I've dealt with in small town Utah have been much more traveled and cultured. (I can't remember how many people asked me what language they speak in Argentina or, better yet, where in Africa Argentina was before I left from Florida. I've never heard those questions in Utah.) You can go to the middle of nowhere in Utah - Vernal, for example - walk into a ward meeting, and likely find people who have lived in and speak the language of dozens of foreign countries thanks to mission experience and are generally better educated than most rural populations. Not to say Utah is without its rednecks - it has its fair share - but you're painting the population with an awfully broad brush.

    Utah has a lot of political problems. A lot of this has to do with the fact that there is little competition in Utah - the Democrats have situated themselves too far to the left to be seriously considered by many Utahns, and the simple fact is that a lot of Republican incumbents in office now needed to be ousted long, long ago. Similar patterns can be seen in other areas with little competition - Ted Stevens of Alaska would be a classic example. In cases like this, where little competition exists, you get bad laws from time to time, and more often than you would see otherwise.

    I'd recommend giving Utah another chance. Move to an urban area for a few months and you'll see something different. I'm not going to lie - it's different than the rest of the U.S. But as a southerner, I felt different about the northeast as well during trips there.

    1. Re:As a Mormon from Florida living in Utah... by PHPfanboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first time I came to Utah was for the Missionary Training Center [wikipedia.org] experience in Provo.
      I'm glad you posted that link, because I was googling for a Missionary position and you just wouldn't believe the type of stuff that started popping up on my screen.


      (I enabled WEP on my wifi and now it's much better... )

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  85. WTF? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By this guy's rationale eyesight should be banned because the real world is out of control and you never know when your vision is going to be exposed to something questionable.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, it'll make them blind before long.

  86. True story by rantingkitten · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm watching youtube videos of Guns N Roses (shut up, I like them) and I'm being more and more amazed by Slash's guitar skills. I thought I'd like to see some of his solo stuff as well, so my dumb ass, not thinking, types "slash" into the search box and UNLEASHED UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

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    1. Re:True story by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      In my youth I liked a band called Snuff ( and indeed still do ). Tracking them down on the web was proving tricky for a while.

    2. Re:True story by Cederic · · Score: 1


      That's no way to talk about the source to this wonderful site!

      (which is, apart from a single wikipedia entry, the only non-Guns N Roses topic on the first page of Google's results)

  87. "Latex Bondage" by crovira · · Score: 1

    I hadn't thought of "Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie" in months.

    Thanks for reminding me. :-)

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    1. Re:"Latex Bondage" by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      SWEET! Someone got it!

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  88. So which telecom contriubuted to SCO/Him directly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone want to look up contributions or pending contracts? Why just single out wifi hotspots why not go after cellphones networks/carriers that are capable of video also? Ohhh yeah why have a nice high speed network available at a cheaper cost than one thats' locked into the cell/phoneco's control.

  89. Yes, the Internet really is out of control. by jd · · Score: 1

    I saw it at the supermarket trying to buy some control, as it was all out. But they didn't have any in stock, I heard Elvis say.

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  90. how does he have time to come up with this stuff by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that this guy is an asshat, who refuses to place any of the responsibility on parents (why are the kids out at a free hotspot anyway shouldnt they be in school or at home, and why do they have laptops anyhow...)

    shouldn't he be busy trying to come up with lame excuses as to why they should sue linux or someone else? I'm seriously saying this but honestly what does SCO actually do.. and how does this guy starting random flames have anything to do with it.

    personally I think that this guy, and SCO and attempts to quash free hotspots should be made illegal

    and how does he know thats where 'kids' watch porn all day, is he sitting there watching with them?
    I'm pretty sure the bulk of porn watching doesn't happen in public places just a hunch.

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  91. Bad timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (...) he decided to test how easy it would be for children to stumble onto the stuff.

    He entered a search term that he couldn't recall Wednesday, although he said it "wasn't a real expressive sexual kind of word." And then, he said, he got caught up in a pornado -- sexually explicit pop-up windows took over his computer. "I had this instant flash of pornographic trash on my computer that just started popping up," Brown said. "I could not turn it off. As fast as I would turn something off, something would pop on." At least that's what he told the constituent entering his office, while trying to covertly zip up his pants.
  92. SCO by RLJ1.51 · · Score: 1

    So, let me get this straight, on one hand they are blaming the porn on wireless networks, then on the other they claim rights to Linux as a derivative works of their SCO Unix. So, would that not mean that should they win their case against IBM (bwahahaha, hot place, lots and lots of ice), that would mean that they have created software that allows children to search for and find porn on the internet. They must be stopped! They are promoting porn by allowing this to happen. Their UNIX operating system and all it's derivative works are responsible, have your government stop them now!

    Sheesh.

  93. medically speaking by sacrilicious · · Score: 3, Funny
    Chicks with dicks

    They have a name for the medical operation of changing a woman into a man... it's called an "addedictomy".

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  94. South Korea...? by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

    I've seen lots of Chines porn, Japanese Pixelation, and good ol' redneck hometown booty calls, but how the hell did South Korea get up there?

    China is the most populated country, so that makes sense, and Japan and the US are the two largest economies in the world, so more 'luxury good' cash. Can anyone explain South Korea? Does the nude Kerrigan mod in StarCraft count or something?

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    1. Re:South Korea...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster didn't read his own article. Those numbers are for the whole adult industry and include things like sex toys. South Koreans must really love their sex toys (not that I blame them)

  95. internet out of control by ralph1 · · Score: 0

    Hey Ralph its called freedom

  96. Too much work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just cut off the tube?

  97. Free wireless hotspots don't read porn.... by tekairangi · · Score: 1

    Seems like the best response to this would be: Free wireless hotspots don't read porn, people do. Much like the interesting argument thats says it's not guns that kill people, but people - albeit very well armed people in many cases.

  98. Lets also hold AT&T responsible for prank call by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

    AT&T should be responsible for prank calls, bomb threats, children calling 900 numbers, etc. Especially if made from a pay phone.

  99. Shut your mouth before I shut it for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Opportunist again, posting anonymously so I don't lose karma from being modded down.

    I'm a Republican, a Submarine Vet of the cold war.

    Ooo, a submarine vet! What the hell does being a doctor for whales have to do with anything?! Submarine vet. HA! Probably a yellow submarine, pinko scum! I also notice you didn't say FOR WHICH SIDE, friggin' ruskie.

    I despise Hatch

    Again with your hateful anti-republican rhetoric! You liberals make me sick. Don't you know there's a war on?! What the hell are you doing criticizing the government, traitor ?!

    I have a Cousin in Iraq right now, and a Nephew on guard duty at GITMO, I support our troops.

    Oh how friggin' impressive! WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY?! I'm in Iraq right now, part of the 77th Airborne! Oorah! God, your pitiful whining pissed me off so much I had to go outside the base and shoot a civilian. Watching someone die didn't cheer me up as much as it usually does. Thanks for ruining my day, jackass!

    and yes those are my initials!

    BCW eh? Probably stands for Bastard Commie Wanker! You are a disgusting waste of filth for betraying the principles this country was founded upon. If you don't like America, GET THE FUCK OUT. :(

  100. WTF???? by axia777 · · Score: 1

    No really, is this guy as insane as Jack Thompson? Somebody get a straight jacket pronto!!!!!

  101. So instead of wasting his companies money... by Araxen · · Score: 1

    on worthless lawsuits. He's gonna try and get the government to waste the taxpayers money. They do a good enough job without SCO's help.

  102. first two words by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    the first two words that came out of my mouth after reading the article where "fuck off"..

    there is no way in hell they could ever make this stick

  103. Quite right too by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is a fact that no matter who buys this material, 75 to 90% of it ends up in the hands of our children.

    We also know that once a person is perverted, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex.

    (Free clue before you mod me troll: I'm referring to things which have been said in anti-porn propaganda).

  104. Responsible by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Of course the parents don't have ANY responsibility over their children and definitely shouldn't be involved in what they do, so if a child goes somewhere to watch porn it for sure isn't time for a parent-child talk.

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    1. Re:Responsible by pyser · · Score: 1

      The key words here are parental responsibility. Any parent who gives or lets their kids have a laptop with wi-fi and the freedom to roam around with it to the nearest hotspot might as well also give them the keys to the car and to the liquor cabinet. Sad as it seems, there are plenty of parents who just don't care what their kids do as long as they don't use all the hot water in the morning.

  105. If you pay, it's OK ? by nonos · · Score: 1

    Children surfing freely on pr0n sites : bad,

    Children using to surf pr0n sites : OK

  106. oh god another stupid buzzword invented. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    he got caught up in a pornado


    please shoot him, just reading that word is giving me stabbing pains in my frontal lobe.
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  107. Open access points are already illegal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Courtesy of the Homeland Security Act.. It is illegal to offer unsecured access to the Internet because terrorists might use it to anonymously plan their activities..

  108. The SCO? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    This is like the Titanic on a 15 year sinking trip.....

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  109. sober up by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    You have serious attitude problems and will probably leave the military involunatrily. The sooner the better. If you are only capable of drunken rants and not intelligent thought you are no use to the good guys doing the honorable thing (our troops). I was voting Republican before you were born and continue to do so. You are not man enough to shut my mouth or still my typing fingers, don't even try it, I'm a better shot than you will ever be!

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  110. we have an Internet out of control by cHALiTO · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " we have an Internet out of control "

    Man.. that is scary. The Internet was never under control. It kinda used to be the point of it really. I remember in the early 90s when I tried to explain to my dad that nobody 'owned' the internet, that there was no-one dictating what you could or couldn't do on it, it was just a bunch of computers connected to each other, and yours was one of those, so what you did on the net was just business between you and whoever you were sending packets to/from.
    I remember him doing a 'meh' kind of face and saying something along the lines of "Yeah, sounds, nice. We'll see how long it takes to have some business value, then you can kiss all that freedom goodbye, and say hello to the new 'owners'".

    It's kind of sad, really.

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  111. Does anyone take them seriously by clintre · · Score: 1

    I think SCO has absolutely no credibility anymore.

    1. Re:Does anyone take them seriously by oceanjohn · · Score: 1

      Very sadly for me, the Utah Legistator does not seem to be aware if Yarro's past and they take him seriously.

  112. So we're winning? by mattr · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that he's looking for a new gig.

    This is the line that comes just before, "And then you win".

    In the 19th century he might have been a colorful character but in the 21st century he is just an unscrupulous snake oil deale who is making a living out of being a nuisance to huge numbers of people. It just seems to be a relatively new art form / career because of the scale of it and the utter lack of ethics on the part of businessmen, politicians and journalists who collude with him.

    The smart thing to do is monitor him and everyone he contacts like a hawk, and build up a dossier of all the participants of this community of jerks who will do anything to make a buck. Get all their names, addresses and account information and bag them all at once. Publish a book like the Clinton one that outlines the hypocrisy of each person, and how the money flows. It will include everyone from the RIAA to SCO to Microsoft to spammers to banks to congresspeople to organized crime to the White House, and probably has more to do with real crime than anything that actually makes it into the news... It is almost as if someone is controlling it all while laughing hysterically like a Batman movie criminal. What other reason is there for elected officials and judges to just let these dramas unwind and unwind? The alternate of course is just wait for him to retire and die, as soon as possible. It is hard to imagine someone like this doing anything but preying on society.

  113. Is groklaw considered porn? by pci · · Score: 1

    I mean it is obscene in the eyes of SCO.

  114. Re:How to prevent idiocy from gaining ground...Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "forcing otherwise acceptable mom n' pops to spend money preventing legal activities". Mmm, I believe topic was around under aged persons accessing porn on the internet and enabling encryption on your access point costs how much? At the most someone has to do is come into the establishment to get the shared key, instead of sitting outside sponging off the network without paying for any products (porn or no porn). It's just too easy to secure your wireless network to say otherwise. And all gov't, or your local techie, needs to do is educate. There have been numerous articles in my local newspapers and magazines on this topic that could be shared with those less informed. On the other hand, you keep your wireless network open and free, while mine is secured. knock..knock...knock, er what can I do for you today officer?

  115. Sounds Like Maybe... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Utah.

    To quote a ridiculously silly video game, "Utah is a town somewhere between L.A. and Vale" (Cut to map of the USA with a big circle drawn around the area between LA and Vale and a big question mark in the middle of it)

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  116. Sounds like a **AA wish list item by trmcdougle · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there have been any "Unix license fee" payments from the RPAA or MPAA to SCO?

  117. CONTROL by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    The cone of silence must not be working. KAOS rules! Where's the outrate over the implicit assumption that the Internet should be "in control" ?

  118. wow by bitsiphon · · Score: 1

    All 12 remaining SCO users are cheering.

  119. Open source pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think SCO and the "think of the children" crowd have the same basic fear: people givin' it away for free, without signing a contract.

    They never give it away to me. But I ain't signin' no stinking contract, not any more! The FreeBSD pussy cost me one draft beer, well worth it. It wasn't very good; the command line was ok but there was no GUI, or at least not one you would want to look at for very long. And when I had trouble getting her bra off she told me to RTFM, n00b.

    The most expensive pussy I ever had I had to sign a contract for. That pussy cost me a house, a car, and part of my pension. No more of the SCO pussy for me!

    From now on I'm sticking to the open source boxed sets, twenty bucks but you get support (or rather, you don't have to pay more for support). Ten bucks if you get an older model. And they supply the condom for free!

    -mcgrew

  120. Hidden Agenda by oceanjohn · · Score: 1

    Yarro seems to be part of CP80, the group that trying to push this bill in Utah. Go to their site and you will notice they they want to devide the internet into 2 channels, one for families, and one that is 'Open' for adult content. You see the terms 'Open Content' and 'Open Channel' bantered around as being very bad. I can see Yarro getting 'Open Source' tossed in that same arena so at least people in Utah will be saved from the evils of 'Open Source'.

  121. More Crap From SCO..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    First it was the backfiring lawsuit against IBM. Now, it is the threat of lawsuits againt Joe Wifi. Every time I hear a "Think of the children" argument, I look to see who is giving it, and it almost alwaysturns out to be from someone with either clear political motivations, or someone who is deeply embattled in a lawsuit (and usually losing).

    If this is the kinds of logic that SCO practices, then it comes as no suprisethat their lawsuit against IBM was a giant shot in the foot.

    I wouldn't be suprised if SCO had a financial motivation for this. SCO needs a cash influx in the same waythe Donner Party needed food.

    Desperate words from a desperate man. SCO is simply trying to do everything it can before their misplaced lawsuit against IBM puts the company out of business. Ibm should just finsh off SCO and put the executives in that company out on the street.

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  122. Re:How to prevent idiocy from gaining ground...Act by Irvu · · Score: 1

    No the stated issue is kiddies but if you read the text the goal is elimination of all "porn", and advancing the role that it isn't just the mom n' pop's job to secure the network, it is their job to monitor it making them go from local cafe to local snoop.

    This isn't about running open networks it is about running a free internet or one where the Parent's Television Councils says what we can and cannot do.

  123. Ted Stevens and competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The thing about Ted Stevens is this: nobody could take him down in an Alaskan election. Nobody. The man is still alive, still working, and has an international airport named after him (ANC is no joke, third busiest cargo airport in the world). His politics are deplorable, but living out here in the Bush you see at least some of that pork he brings home literally saving communities and cultures that wouldn't otherwise make it.

    Yes, I'm conflicted about Ted Stevens.

  124. You know... by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    Every time I see a headline with "SCO" in it, I expect to see something like,

    SCO Chairman Kills Puppies, Twirls Moustache, Laughs Maniacally

    Really. It's like this guy read the Geek Villain HOWTO and is meticulously following the instructions.

  125. Japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errr, I don't know about the other two countries, and I do think that China censors porn, but this statement is just wrong:

    > Ironically, porn is illegal in Japan

    I think it's censored for some odd reason (but only penetration; thus the tentacles, boobies can and do appear on network TV) but it's certainly not illegal, per my understanding.

  126. Did I miss something? by Outsdr · · Score: 1

    In the article, SCO is not mentioned, and neither is Ralph Yarro. The person who was speaking was Ralph Yarrow, of the anti-porn CP80 Foundation. Not to lesson the stupidity of the man, but where is the SCO connection?

    1. Re:Did I miss something? by Outsdr · · Score: 1

      I was reading this aticle: http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/218318/4/ The other article I looked at spelled his name "Yarro", so I'm guessing it was an error in the article I read.

  127. Per Capita Revenue by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

    US is only high due to its relatively hight population as Per Capita Revenue is only 44$.... South Korea on the other hand! 526$! With a per capita gdp of 24,200$, so about 1 of 50 gold coins in SK comes from porn :p

  128. doesn't he by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    doesn't he have other things to do right now? like comparing sourcecodes?

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  129. Donations and basic psychology. by sethstorm · · Score: 1


    Oh man, that's the creepiest thing ever. Good Lord, how can they get away with that kind of crap?

    Donations to their representatives, and the use of basic psychology that isnt far off from methods used by this group

    Look up Lichfield and Kay for all terms in the state of Utah here. They'll show up quite clearly when you match up their already known residences there to names. (source:ISAC) It helps to have support in certain places to not worry about legal issues. Conducting semi-legal transfers of minors to uncertified camps that are just "private detention centers" more than a "boarding school by force" has attracted a good deal of attention, and they still survive.

    In the case of those donations, one might have a chance - if to catch Mitt Romney in a "think of the children" moment. That is, the question to ask is: "what do you know about this group, and why are they allowed in your state to permanently harm a minor, despite the known evidence?". Follow up with the media(CBS may have done a segment on this in the 90's, so it'd not be a bad angle if you can get them to tie that to Romney) that could use it if he refuses, even if shown the donation record to his political party from this group. If done properly, it should stir up the nest for some interesting moments to have some publicly answered questions.

    As for basic psychology, there is a basic (but flawed) presumption that children in these settings speak out of patient-sourced manipulation to get out, and that is well used by this organization. Turn the parents against the children, and make it near impossible to "not go with the program"(read:send them far enough away that nobody is near home), and you have a recipe for folks that don't know much more than how to comply with an order.

    In this case, truth is quite stranger than some fiction, and it makes SCO's deeds look saintly by comparison.

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  130. Correction on residence, but the Mormon ties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posting anonymously, to correct)
    Yes, I was wrong about him being of Utah instead of Massachusetts, however the other issues do remain - and that if he does speak on terms of morals, it'd be a good time to raise that point up about his connection to WWASP.

  131. IT'S ON NOW, BITCH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opportunist again. I was going to let this go, but your lies really tore me up.

    You have serious attitude problems and will probably leave the military involunatrily. The sooner the better.

    How dare you insult someone who suffers through combat to secure your freedom? Sure, I kill a few people a day, but only a fraction of these are for amusement. Have you no shame? Are you so twisted up with your liberal left-wing ideology that you cannot see that if we lose the Iraq war, they will come over here and destroy all OUR cities just because they hate freedom so much?

    you are only capable of drunken rants and not intelligent thought

    You fucking liberals make me sick. You preach tolerance and understanding and all sorts of other bullshit, but the second anyone questions your hippie ways, instead of being able to defend them sensibly, you fall back on us conservatives capable of only "drunken rants" and not being "intelligent." WELL GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE?! I got straight As all the way through middle school, and went through all two years of college without once failing anything! I'm plenty smart!

    Here I am, knee deep in the blood of my enemies (and yours too, by the way, even though you liberal hippie douches think everything will be OK if we just lay down our arms and play hackey sack with them), and you dare to insult me. When you get to hell, I hope Satan stops torturing you long enough to explain why you're there. Then, then you'll be sorry.

    You are not man enough to shut my mouth or still my typing fingers, don't even try it, I'm a better shot than you will ever be!

    Ha! With my sniper rifle and scope, I can slice off your fingers from a mile away. I'm a much better shot than you. Though, I suppose with all that pot you're smoking, hippie, your fingers would tend to be a lot steadier, but I can't believe a liberal douche like you would ever be seen with a gun.

    GOD BLESS GEORGE BUSH! Doing God's work even as the unwashed heathens berate him, what a brave brave man!

  132. I have an idea by RcCypher · · Score: 1

    Why don't we just make wireless devices illegal for minors that way they can't possible use those convienent access points to look at OMG porn.