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  1. Re:newstand copies? on Magazine Eyeballs Its Subscribers · · Score: 1

    Clearly a photo of the newstand itself would be technically correct. :)

  2. Too much hype on Reviewers Pile On World Of Warcraft Beta · · Score: 1

    Nothing ever lives up to hype. While I'm sure the game is good, you *know* people will be dissapointed and whiny as soon as something starts to bother them.

    This is generally the 'movie sequal' theory, but it applies here too I think.

  3. Re:Over here on Study Says Massachusetts Best State For Technology · · Score: 1

    I make 7x what I earned in grad school and still feel poorer now than I did then.

    Maybe you shouldn't have bought that porsche...

  4. Re:Bogus Survey on Study Says Massachusetts Best State For Technology · · Score: 1

    And as the owner of a venture-capital-less internet small business in Texas with no college degree, I find the survey a poor indicator of technology in a state - especially coming from a company that can't even keep their server online.

    And I find your opinion clearly biased, and thus just as bogus.

  5. Re:What's on TV? on You're Watching Less TV · · Score: 1

    Don't knock Seinfield. He knew your point exactly, which is why he didn't bother to patronize his audience(and he mocked his own concept during it). Reruns(most of them at least) are certainly more enjoyable than any other show that's not a cartoon or fake news show.

    (And if you're gonna bash Quinn for being racist, it should be noted that Chappele is his counterpart(despite how funny he is.))

  6. Re:Surprise, surprise. on The Web Won't Topple Tyranny · · Score: 1

    If I posted this, I would be being sarcastic, but in case you're serious.

    The Printing Press caused mass revolution across Europe and America. "Common Sense" anyone?

    Telephone. You honestly think rebels don't know how to use a telephone? But this isn't even a related technology, because you can't broadcast with it.

    Television. Television is controlled information, and NOTHING LIKE THE INTERNET! Nevertheless, it strongly controls the opinions of those who watch it, so if we started seeing pictures of Americans brutally torturing Iraqis, you can be rest assured it would have an extreme effect on the public's outlook.

    "As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

    Commissioner Pravin Lal
    "U.N. Declaration of Rights""

  7. Re:In A.D. 2004 on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 1

    - Deliberate(check the title)...meh.
    - meh.
    - meh.
    - Deliberate.

  8. In A.D. 2004 on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 5, Funny

    War was beginning...

    Martian Captain: What Happened?

    Martian Soldier: Somebody set us up the bomb!

    Martian Soldier: We get signal!

    Martian Captain: Main Screen Turn On!

    Martian Captain: It's you!

    Viking: How are you gentlemen!!
    Viking: All your rover are belong to us
    Viking: You are on the way to destruction

    Martian Captain:What you say!!

    Viking: You have no chance to survive make your time
    Viking: HA HA HA HA...

  9. Re:why do you need one? on Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It makes life easier. What if you had kids that need to call. You're not always at your cubicle, so your office phone isn't enough. Taking cell phones away complicates the lives of employees, which may backfire and cost the company more than it may or may not save by trying to goad it's employee's into working more.

  10. Re:Get a Nextel handset. on Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh my yes, This is just a simple ordinary company rule.
    'So we can use our cel..'
    THIS IS NO SIMPLE ORDINARY RULE!

  11. Re:Prude? It depends... on Are Game Magazines Turning Into Men's Magazines? · · Score: 1

    I'm 13 and I swear constantly, but perhaps my language would be more elegant had the television not repeated some language so much.

    Of course you do, damn it! (pardon my french).

  12. Re:Man science moves fast... on A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actual work? *shudder*

  13. Re:Killing life... on Melting Europa · · Score: 1

    Let's just not send any zebra mussels.

  14. images on Spitzer Space Telescope Releases First Images · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If I want to see images of uranus and black holes, I'll check goatse, thank you.

  15. Re:Obligatory Seinfeld Misquote on Brine on Mars? · · Score: 1

    Well *you're* their best seller!

  16. Obligatory Seinfeld Misquote on Brine on Mars? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey George, Mars called, and they're running out of shrimp!

  17. hmm on Videogame Helps Flood Defense Planning · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't decide on FloodRanger or this game for my next purchase.

  18. Re:Get a Mac on New Worms Feed on MyDoom Infections · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As soon as Macintosh takes over the market(if ever), viruses will target them instead.

    They're not more secure, but why hit 1/3 of the world's computers when you can hit 1/2 of them with a windows bug.

    When the first Mac worm hits, it will be huge, because their users aren't used to dealing with them.

  19. headline news on Fly Over Mars... in a Robotic Balloon · · Score: 5, Funny

    An object crashed into the dunes here on Mars from the sky, which among increasing reports of so-called 'alien' activity, has escalated the public's fear of an invasion.

    The Martian government continues to deny any knowledge of beings from the Blue planet, and claims the object was just a weather balloon, and nothing to worry about.

  20. Re:mmm..... on It's Official -- Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1

    Lucas has gone from suck to blow!

  21. haha on Half-Life 2 Targeted for Summer Release · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm already playing it joo n00bs. |11 be 4337 b4 joo a11!!!

    *runs off with stolen code*

  22. I don't on Linus Speaks Out, Calls SCO 'Cornered Rat' · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Even if x were true, it'd still be false.'

    I don't care who is he is, that offends me as a programmer. :-P

  23. Re:The only spoiler I want to know... on Footage From Star Wars: Episode III · · Score: 1

    You mean 'Darth Jar'?

  24. Obligatory Futurama Quote on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Nixon: Oh no? Well listen here missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973. But your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one whose changed is me. I've become bitter and lets face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept into office, I'll sell our childrens organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place! MWUHAHAHAHAH!

  25. I see on RIAA Files 532 Lawsuits · · Score: 5, Funny

    identified only by their numeric Internet protocol addresses

    TK-421! Why aren't you at your post?