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  1. Oblig simpsons on Lie Detector Company Threatens Critical Scientists With Suit · · Score: 1

    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
    [ding]
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    [buzz]
    Moe: A date.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner with friends.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Dinner alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Watching TV alone.
    [buzz]
    Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
    [buzz]
    Moe: Sears catalog.
    [ding]
    Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
    [buzz]

  2. Re:Aged badly on Red Dwarf To Return, Find Earth · · Score: 1

    I agree, Are You Being Served? was quite absurd, and hilarious.

  3. Re:Weird Assumptions on Video Game Conditioning Spills Over Into Real Life · · Score: 1

    and the terrorists are always drinking Pepsi!

  4. Re:Great, more product placement in future games on Video Game Conditioning Spills Over Into Real Life · · Score: 1

    i don't mind coke machines in a game as background, though watching a commercial during a loading screen would be a bit much

  5. Terminator... on Please No, Not a Blade Runner Sequel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Terminator II was 100 times better than Terminator I, but Terminator III was 100 times worse.

    What does this mean? It's all about the script, not the material.

  6. Re:Porn sites? on We're In Danger of Losing Our Memories · · Score: 1

    It's just a rightwing conspiracy to convince future people that in the year 2000 everyone was clean and free of sin and there was no porn ;-)

  7. Re:Like the Copyright Black Hole? on We're In Danger of Losing Our Memories · · Score: 1

    All you need to know about Atari can be dug up in the Arizona desert somewhere...

  8. Re:"All traces of George W. Bush disappeared" on We're In Danger of Losing Our Memories · · Score: 1

    Because surely Bob Dole would have been the man to prevent the crash!

  9. Re:Rational on Marijuana Could Prevent Alzheimer's, New Study · · Score: 1

    Only lazy hippies get laid off. Don't you know that?

  10. Re:Dude... like... what? on Marijuana Could Prevent Alzheimer's, New Study · · Score: 2, Insightful

    check your vocabulary

  11. Re:What about open source phones? on New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click" · · Score: 1

    Ah, but politicians are judged by how active they are, not by how efficient they are.

  12. Re:LOL on New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click" · · Score: 1

    I AM READING YOUR POST!

  13. Re:Vague accusations about sources on Edit-Approval System Proposed For English-Language Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree, but the problem is that even when claims are verifiable they aren't considered verifiable enough, and the guidelines seems completely arbitrary.

  14. Re:Do it Chris Ogle! on US Army Files Found On Second-Hand MP3 Player · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bloody hell, we'll come in again...

  15. Re:RIAA Does Not Support This on After Monty Python Goes YouTube, Big Jump In DVD Sales · · Score: 1

    Those hired to sack those responsible wish it to be known that they have also been sacked.

    The efforts have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

  16. Re:The YouTube model can work on After Monty Python Goes YouTube, Big Jump In DVD Sales · · Score: 1

    Wow, several adults! I presume it will be a hit after you send it to various film professors as you apply to colleges and scholarships.

    Or you could upload it to Youtube and post it so we can all see!

  17. why does this remind me on Microsoft Brings Back DRM · · Score: 1

    Of Kiff and Zap Branigan...

  18. Eisenhower... on Oldest Weapons-grade Plutonium Found In Dump · · Score: 1

    I don't quite buy Eisenhower beleiving in slave labor because from his journals he comes across as rational, but anyway here is an article that probably covers most of what this guy is talkign about:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisenhower_and_German_POWs

  19. Re:No way! on Battlestar Galactica's Last Days · · Score: 1

    Moral lessons is good.

    Moral lessons on spaceships is better.

  20. But the 2nd one on Battlestar Galactica's Last Days · · Score: 1

    Even if you take this argument, I think dropping Hiroshima was enough to make the point. I often wonder if the Japanese would have surrendered quickly regardless of the Nagasaki bomb.

    I mean, 3 days is not a lot of time to recover from the shock of the first one and understand the true damage, imho.

  21. Re:This reminds me... on Coffee Can Reduce the Risk of Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    define drunk.

    One glass of wine/beer gets me buzzing pretty well.

    It's the people who don't feel anything after 6 beers that I worry about.

  22. Re:Seriously..... on Coffee Can Reduce the Risk of Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    In the tea section.

  23. Re:Damned if you do, Damned if you don't on Coffee Can Reduce the Risk of Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    That wasn't silk coming out of you...

  24. buzzwords on The Zen of SOA · · Score: 1

    Standardization...
    Business Customer Perspective of Services...
    Risk Mitigation Strategy...
    Data Integration...
    Service Orchestration...
    Security and Metadata...BINGO!!!

  25. Keanu's underrated on Keanu Reeves To Star In Cowboy Bebop · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's become popular to trash Keanu, and I'm not saying he's Johnny Depp, but I could also see him doing a respectable job here.

    Pressing the panic button at this point is pure groupthink.