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New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click"

An anonymous reader writes "A new bill is being introduced called the Camera Phone Predator Alert Act, which would require any mobile phone containing a digital camera to sound a tone whenever a photograph is taken with the phone's camera. It would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone."

1,235 comments

  1. LOL by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 5, Funny

    And because it's a law, there will be no way to circumvent this.

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "because it's a law"

      And as its "law", then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone. If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

    2. Re:LOL by tritonman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I only have two words for this: HA HA

    3. Re:LOL by lordsid · · Score: 5, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      That would sure make me feel better.

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    4. Re:LOL by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When camera phones that don't click are outlawed, only outlaws will have camera phones that don't click.

    5. Re:LOL by orsty3001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I used to walk into public bathrooms with a flash I gutted out of a disposable camera. Used to just set it off when I walked in and maybe hang it over the edge or under the edge of the stall wall and let it flash. It was great the arguments I would get into.

    6. Re:LOL by philspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've illustrated an interesting parallel. How long before their "laws" say that our guns have to make a "bang" sound?

    7. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will show them how to "click" themselves with that....

    8. Re:LOL by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that just be an outlaw on silencers?

    9. Re:LOL by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Didn't work for the martians in Mars Attacks!

    10. Re:LOL by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      "because it's a law"

      And as its "law", then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone. If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

      There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

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    11. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do say that make-up sex is the best.

    12. Re:LOL by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Right. There's no way to open up a phone and, say, cut the wires to the speaker or stuff cotton in the device...

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    13. Re:LOL by jahudabudy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Neither do camera phones. Which actually does bring up an interesting question: what about the phones that can film, as opposed to single frame photography? Constant clicking?

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    14. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Guns with silencers make a 'bang' sound, too. It's just that most of the sound doesn't leave the gun.

    15. Re:LOL by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      And I'm pretty sure silencers are already illegal.

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    16. Re:LOL by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      If your camera fails to make a noise you will be required to make a "bzzzt-click!" sound with your mouth.

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    17. Re:LOL by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      My proposed addition to this bill: when a warrantless wiretap is conducted by the NSA, they are required to play the sound of the Constitution being ripped up into little pieces and then burned.

      It just strikes one as a bit hypocritical for our representatives to be worrying about improper use of cell phones by some random pervert, when the NSA's domestic surveillance operations have systematically violated our civil liberties on an industrial scale over the past few years.

    18. Re:LOL by Murple+the+Purple · · Score: 2

      I am unconvinced that camera phones have separate speakers dedicated to the camera functionality. If you disable the loud speaker on the phone, how do you hear it ring?

    19. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      It just strikes one as a bit hypocritical for our representatives to be worrying about improper use of cell phones by some random pervert

      But, think of the children!

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    20. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, but when you record the police or other government officer breaking the law, they will be able to suppress the evidence because you obtained it without an audible click (an audible click that would have alerted them to pretend to be obeying the law themselves). And remember, when you had your phone not click you were just as bad as the police officer/government official, so you cannot complain about their lawbreaking. This is all for your good!

      Oh, and don't try to record lawbreaking by the police or government official. That's bad for morale.

    21. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still don't know how to use the 3 sea shells!!!!

    22. Re:LOL by ojintoad · · Score: 5, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "IGNORE ME! IGNORE ME! IGNORE ME! "

      Fixed it for you.

    23. Re:LOL by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "because it's a law"

      Good Grief....with all the problems the country has right now, and THIS is the type of law they try to get passed??!?!?

      Man...next election cycle, let us PLEASE fill the Senate and HOR 50/50 with each party. I feel so much safer in my country, and its progress when there is complete gridlock in the federal govt.

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    24. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would likely affect the sound quality of the resulting video...

    25. Re:LOL by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      That would sure make me feel better.

      if they implement face recognition, I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!".
      We'll feel so safe, knowing that big brother sees us.

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    26. Re:LOL by wwwillem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try this at night on the highway / motorway. It really reduces the speed of cars around you! :-) Been there, done that .....

      And no need to disassemble a disposable camera. Any electronic flash has that little button to flash without making a picture.

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    27. Re:LOL by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      First they came for those whose phones did not click when taking a picture, and I did not speak up because I did not own a phone that did not click when taking a picture.

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    28. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      My proposed addition to this bill: when a warrantless wiretap is conducted by the NSA, they are required to play the sound of the Constitution being ripped up into little pieces and then burned.

      Do you want to be the one recording that particular sound file?

    29. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Set it to vibrate.

    30. Re:LOL by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Do you really want them to keep beeping all the time?

    31. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you want to be the one recording that particular sound file?

      The beauty of the NSA is that only one of us has to record it and they'll have access to it for future uses ;)

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    32. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted Anonymously to avoid legal repercussion.
      The "Fix" is to cut the connectors to the speaker that makes the click sound. Cameras don't need to make noise anyways.

    33. Re:LOL by orsty3001 · · Score: 1

      The camera was free and this was back in the late 90's when if you told someone you had a camera in your phone, they would think you are stupid.

    34. Re:LOL by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. My new phone has this "feature" and when I just got it, I didn't know about it and took a picture of a hot chick...

      FAIL

    35. Re:LOL by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative
      "And I'm pretty sure silencers are already illegal."

      Unless you have a license for them. I think it is a Class "A" license? I think it will also allow you to possess and use fully automatic weapons too.

      If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

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    36. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you disable the loud speaker on the phone, how do you hear it ring?

      What makes you think the pervert cares if it retains functionality as a cell phone?

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    37. Re:LOL by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unless you're filming a bike with cards stuck in the spokes.

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    38. Re:LOL by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      "I did, in fact, attend school today. It's just most of me wasn't present."

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    39. Re:LOL by morcego · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several phones have 2 speakers. One for the tanking part, the other for the rest. So yeah, cutting those wires might make the phone stop ringing, but it wouldn't stop you from using it to talk.

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    40. Re:LOL by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well I did speak up, but you couldn't hear me for all the click-clickety-bloody-clicking.

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    41. Re:LOL by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      When camera phones that don't click are outlawed, only outlaws will have camera phones that don't click.

      My phone has Shutter Tone options that include Chimp, Quack, Flix, Boing, and Click. The default option was None. I thought that maybe my phone would be exempt as it was manufactured before such a law would be enacted, but it will accept updates sent over the EVDO network. Should I expect a forced firmware update to make Click my only option? (Chimp is the loudest and is quite annoying.)

      The video option's sound option is just whether or not to record sound with the video.

      Meanwhile I have yet to find a cell phone with an option to record the calls made on it.

      Chief Bud McGee: Why do you bring a video camera to school?
      Trevor: The same reason you bring a gun to work. To shoot people.

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    42. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They're only illegal without a license in 38 states. You can get a license by paying a $200 federal tax fee and a thorough criminal background check. In the other 12 states, they're illegal period.

      Also, I have to point out that the object in question is actually called a "suppressor," as it does not actually silence the sound of the gun. It also doesn't make the whistling sound you hear in the movies. The actual sound of a gun firing with a suppressor attached is closer to the sound of a staple gun. Suppressors are more effective in disguising the nature of the sound than in actually eliminating it (even 22-calibur rifles still fire at 130-145 decibels with a suppressor attached - see this wiki article for more information on that.)

      For the record, I know all of this not because I'm a gun buff, but because I'm a writer, and I like to write about assassins. I find it best if an author knows how something actually works before she goes and writes about it.

    43. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happened

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressor#Legal_regulation

    44. Re:LOL by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is most likely just a clandestine law to help the telecoms to enforce their "locked" phone business models or some other "assurance platform certification" scheme to keep consumers from using "developer" or "jailbroken" or "unlocked" devices on their networks (and to force the lemming users PAY even more to un-cripple the features/capabilities which their phones already came with and had been previously were crippled by the telecoms..) ...
      I suppose all of the digital cameras and video cameras in the world must also have their shutters tied to a beeper/speaker/noisemaker also?
      ...NOBODY would ever think to disconnect the speaker, Right?

      -->I have often thought, amputation of the genitals seems a much more effective solution to controlling child predators and sex offenders than to make their camera phones make clicky sounds! ...Just sayin'

    45. Re:LOL by KatAngel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can anyone tell me why things decide to randomly post anonymously when I haven't checked the "Post Anonymously" box? Above comment was mine.

    46. Re:LOL by killmenow · · Score: 1

      WTF?! I went to moderate your comment as Interesting and it immediately applied "Insightful" when I accidentally mouse-clicked it. Crap /.'s moderation sucks balls now.

    47. Re:LOL by iago-vL · · Score: 0, Troll

      What about a loudener? Speed cocker? An attachment for shooting down police helicopters?

    48. Re:LOL by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Guns with silencers make a 'bang' sound, too. It's just that most of the sound doesn't leave the gun.

      The sound of it cocking itself isn't silenced, though. It's not like in James Bond movies where the gun makes only a faint whisper. The automatic cocking is pretty damn loud, and draws quite a lot of attention.

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    49. Re:LOL by Domint · · Score: 1, Redundant

      There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

      Neither does the digital camera built into your phone.

    50. Re:LOL by FredFredrickson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I smell a new law coming! Camera Phones with video capabilities can only be used on bikes with baseball cards in the spokes! This will protect everybody!

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    51. Re:LOL by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Your are absolutely (and surprisingly, to me, correct). A quick Google search and then dive into Wikipedia says that it is the National Firearms Act that regulates these weapons:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act#Categories_of_Weapons_Regulated

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title_II_weapons are the weapons regulated. Getting a Title II weapons permit is not even required. However it is very expensive, enough so perhaps to explain why every NRA member has not already done so!

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    52. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      That would sure make me feel better.

      It WOULD make me feel better.

      If they all did that people would freak out. There would suddenly be a much larger cost to people who install such cameras and many of them would likely go away.

      Or more likely the silly law would be repealed or amended in the next round of Walmart legislation purchases.

    53. Re:LOL by easyTree · · Score: 0

      My proposed addition to this bill: when a warrantless wiretap is conducted by the NSA, they are required to play the sound of the Constitution being ripped up into little pieces and then burned.

      roflmao etc...

    54. Re:LOL by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the U.S. it's a class 3. It can easily take over 6 months to take possession of something like a silencer... then your application, even when granted by the Federal Gov't, will most likely be refused by the the local law enforcement; even after you've purchased the item, paid the $200 license fee, $100 holding fee, cost of the product, and $50-$100 to the sheriff to run his back ground check. They'll refuse it for some "public safety" reason in most municipalities. Oh, and you have to pay the licensing and holding fee for every product you purchase (silencer, high capacity firearm, short barrel shotgun, box of armor piercing ammunition, etc) so there's effectively a $300 tax on each item as a barrier to ownership as well.

      Disclaimer: I don't own a single firearm, bullet, or even an axe. I don't think most people need them. But if we're going to have the right written in the constitution, then we shouldn't have barriers like this. Amend or get out of our way.

    55. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not precisely illegal, they just require the $200 tax stamp, approval by your Chief LEO (county Sheriff or City Chief) and a background check by the feds (they crawl up your ass with flashlights looking for things to deny you for)

    56. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please see rules on silencers: 18 U.S.C.922(g)(5)(B)

    57. Re:LOL by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      you've blatantly never fired a gun with a silencer, they're far from silent, all they manage to do is suppress the sound enough so that ear protection isn't strictly necessary, though it's still recommended. this is why most prefer the term "suppressor" to "silencer".

    58. Re:LOL by root_42 · · Score: 1

      And as its "law", then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone. If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

      Damn, why does the moderation system not go up to 6? this is really a good comment. Imagine our towns when this were the case. I guess people would really be creeped out and start thinking about CCTVs... No more "I have nothing to hide" attitude...

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    59. Re:LOL by grantek · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!".

      ...and when you knock them down, they should remind you that they "don't hate you".

    60. Re:LOL by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

      Nope. Every camera will be made to look like The Grand Inquisitor.

      "IGNORE ME!!"

      http://ignoremee.ytmnd.com/

    61. Re:LOL by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I would be most disappointed if I was required to replace a muzzle brake (aka "loudener") with one that converted the solid "BA-WHOOOOOM" into a wimpy "bang".

    62. Re:LOL by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      You could just buy a small digital camera and save yourself the hassle...

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    63. Re:LOL by grantek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they should just require an old-style crank to be attached to every video camera that needs to be turned at a constant rate for the camera to work.

    64. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, that is one of the most insightful comments I've seen in a long time.

    65. Re:LOL by Gattman01 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure my old Nokia phone had that ability.

    66. Re:LOL by Gattman01 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile I have yet to find a cell phone with an option to record the calls made on it.

      I'm pretty sure my Nokia phone had that ability. It has since died a slow antenna loss death.

    67. Re:LOL by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I can see from your comments that you've met a police officer :) - me too. Lovely, aren't they?

    68. Re:LOL by terraformer · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure you are very, very wrong. They are covered under the NFA and are legal in 30+ states.

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    69. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

      > There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

      Pedantic-Man(tm) approves! It should also be noted that Pedantic-Man's VW TDI (diesel) has no 'gas' pedal. :)

      ps to Slashdot - I gotta tell ya, Pedantic-Man(tm) wants his HTML character entity for the trademark symbol to work. SO stupid to filter that out; you're allowing the Greater Than symbol. Gah.

    70. Re:LOL by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      It was torn up long ago, or at least portions of it were. Unfortunately there wasn't a microphone there as everyone was watching the corner of Liberty & Church St in NYC at that time. Will a replica count? There is a surplus of those as our Congress Critters don't want copies of them.

    71. Re:LOL by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your post was too long and your name sounds girly. If we'd known you were a girl, we would have replied 'tl;dr too busy looking at your boobs' about 50 times.

    72. Re:LOL by link15672 · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, cameras click you!

    73. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Clearly every citizen also has the right to own high-yield nuclear weapons. Why should there be barriers to owning them?

    74. Re:LOL by dankirkd · · Score: 3, Informative

      The bill was introduced by Rep King, Peter T. [NY-3], a Republican. If you'd like more of his kind, feel free to turn back the clock.

    75. Re:LOL by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Other than terminology, you are correct.

      1. State firearms laws can have an effect, check those where you live.
      2. It is called a 'Transfer Tax Stamp', authorized/administered by the BATF (frequently it is erroneously called a license or permit-it's just a tax stamp)
      3. You contact a class II or III Firearms Dealer in your state, pay for the item, fill out tax stamp request, dealer will send it in with your non-refundable $200 fee.
      4. Then you undergo a thorough background check while your mandatory 6 month waiting period is going on.
      5. If you pass the check, the dealer will notify you to come pick up your item and tax stamp when the waiting period is over.

      If you fail the check, the purchase price of the item will be refunded by the dealer, minus a fee for handling the request. You will not be refunded the $200 stamp fee.

      This may change (or may have already) due to the SCOTUS ruling on the Second Amendment, so...YMMV- I haven't messed with this in 10-12 years or so.

      Basically, this applies to automatic/select fire weapons, sound suppressors (silencers to you Hollywood types), 'sawed-off' shotguns and 'cut-down' rifles, and 'destructive devices'(center fire rifles over .50 cal., explosive devices, etc.)

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    76. Re:LOL by kbielefe · · Score: 1

      It's pretty sad when you have to do a double-take in your news reader to make sure you're not reading an onion article.

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    77. Re:LOL by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      As a friend of mine likes to say (and I've taken it up too), "What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?"

    78. Re:LOL by KatAngel · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware girls weren't allowed on /.; guess I'd better leave. Glad to know our society's starting to move away from sexism for a change.

    79. Re:LOL by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      Why is this being passed again? How many "evil camera phone predators" are there? How many reported cases of camera phone peeping are known? Is it such a problem that time has to be wasted passing a stupid law like this?

      Camera phone quality is (in some cases) lacking whereas digital cameras have excellent quality and can be set to mute the click sound. Will digital cameras be required to have a mandatory tone next?

      Argh! Why do they pen these brain dead laws? They can not and will not stop determined individuals.

    80. Re:LOL by daveime · · Score: 1

      I'm number 1, muwahaha, muwahahaha ...

      Oh shut yer gob (splat) ...

      Who throws a cupcake, really ?

    81. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're only wiretapping you, man.

    82. Re:LOL by terraformer · · Score: 1

      Well, not really. The sound of the gas expansion is muffled, but not anywhere near eliminated. The gun still cycles and the action makes one heck of a racket when it does that. This BS James Bond "pfft" type sounds are patently false. There is plenty of sound. On any round that is supersonic (any centerfire rifle) there is still a crack. Don't assume because you saw it in a movie, that that is how it is. Suppressors/cans are not evil and are not that effective. It just makes it a little more of a thud, basically taking the top end off the sound

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    83. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      You've illustrated an interesting parallel. How long before their "laws" say that our guns have to make a "bang" sound?

      Mine goes, "pew pew pew!" I like that better than "bang."

    84. Re:LOL by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      It's not clandestine anything. It's a bogus bill so that King can go back to his constituents in 2010 and assure them that he's doing everything he can to protect women in gyms from pervs with camera phones.

      If through some remarkable cashing in of political capital this bill ever sees the light of day, I'll bet you'll see both the devise manufacturers (who don't like required features) and /. calling members of congress to tell them what a bone headed idea this is.

      -->What does cruel and unusual punishment mean to you?

    85. Re:LOL by Retric · · Score: 1

      Flyingsquid is thinking of the children you insensitive clod.

    86. Re:LOL by cheshiremoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      neither does my camera phone or my regular digital camera. CCTV still allows recordings weather its a VCR or some other device (say a PC). If the law is only applicable to cameras/photos then why not take video instead (most camera phones are capable now). You could then pick out the frame that you wanted as a photo on a PC. How many decibels does the click have to be or how faraway does the click have to be audible? While there trying to reduce pervy crime they just show there ineptitude with technology.

    87. Re:LOL by Cybershark302 · · Score: 1

      Thank god for Indiana. I was looking at buying a silenced .22 pistol a while back, so I decided to call the sheriff to see if he would have any of the objections you mention.

      His only request was that I had to show up at the range as soon as I had it and let him shoot it immediately upon receiving it...

    88. Re:LOL by horatio · · Score: 1

      OT, but yeah, I see the same kind of random nonsense. On the homepage, I'm logged in. When I clicky to a story's comments sometimes I'm not. But I go back to the homepage and I am again. Clicky to another story, and I'm still logged in. No idea why.

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    89. Re:LOL by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a savvy electronics tech could simply open up the phone and remove/unsolder the speaker, then short the wire or even replace it with a tiny smt inductor if it dosen't work open.

      But that's an awful lot of trouble compared to the ol' "camcorder-in-the-swinging-gym-bag" trick.

    90. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I would be most disappointed if I was required to replace a muzzle brake (aka "loudener") with one that converted the solid "BA-WHOOOOOM" into a wimpy "bang".

      Honestly, to me, the best sound any weapons makes is the sound of a round being loaded by a pump-action shotgun, although I *do* really like the fake sound those 'silenced' MP5s make in the movies. Maybe if I had a pump-action shotgun that had a speaker that would make that sound? Yeah, that would be awesome...

    91. Re:LOL by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      If they didn't care about it working as a phone, why wouldn't they have just gotten a stand-alone camera instead? They have plain digital cameras that are just as good as the ones on cell phones for less than $50 nowadays, and without a contract or service fee either!

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    92. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell a new law coming! Camera Phones with video capabilities can only be used on bikes with baseball cards in the spokes! This will protect everybody!

      I'm glad baseball cards are good for something.

    93. Re:LOL by heypete · · Score: 1

      Dealers in items like silencers and machine guns in the US require a "Class III Special Occupational Tax".

      However, individual owners do not require any sort of license. It's a common misconception.

      Most commonly, private owners must pay a $200 tax to the ATF, get fingerprinted, have local police approval, ATF approval, and then receive an ATF Form 4, which contains a physical postage-stamp-like "tax stamp" which indicates they have paid the required tax for the item.

      It's just a tax receipt, not a license, and one must be prepared to present a copy of it to police upon request.

    94. Re:LOL by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      I swear this was already a law as pretty much everything that takes a pictures already *does* this.

      Or, just as likely, the manufacturers don't want a lawsuit by a 'victim' of the sneaky picture taking. Which goes to prove, the gov't doesn't need to do this.

      Crap, do I have to give a credit to lawyers for once?

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    95. Re:LOL by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Most of the replies to your post are at least half-correct. You need a $200 tax, an extensive FBI background check (that can take 6 months or more), local law enforcement permission, and a bunch of other hoops you're required to jump through. The other option is to become a Federal Firearms License holder, and get a Class 3 tax stamp. Then you can buy full autos and suppressors for yourself without having to go through the above process each time. However, this is a costly endeavor, so most people who do this have to pay for the license and tax stamp by actually selling firearms to other people.

      I'd like to also point out that this is just U.S. law that has been discussed; in Finland, firearm suppressors are considered essential safety equipment, in order to protect the hearing of all involved, in addition to standard earplug/headphone-style hearing protection.

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    96. Re:LOL by nschubach · · Score: 1

      why 50/50? Why not 10/10/10/10/... or how about no party at all?

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    97. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      My phone has Shutter Tone options that include Chimp, Quack, Flix, Boing, and Click.

      Since we all know what this law it about, it should include a 'Grunt' option. Perhaps modify that face recognition feature that cameras come with to also know if it's an upskirt picture, and switch to that sound automatically. Or a wolf whistle. Context-sensitive camera(phone) noises - it's the wave of the future, a whole new paradigm!

    98. Re:LOL by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Silencers require a special license.

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    99. Re:LOL by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      I have to take exception to this. Waiting for the burning sound to subside is way too long of a delay before I can start talking again. Sheesh.

    100. Re:LOL by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop thinking abut the children, you pervert!
      ;)

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    101. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the main use of CCTVs is prevention, it makes no sense having "secret" CCTVs.

    102. Re:LOL by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      Since we are dealing with national security issues, some sort of cryptography should be applied to the sound of the Constitution being ripped up.

    103. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a class 3 license for silencers. Each license is tied to a specific silencer and person. so for every silencer you have you have to have an individual serialized license. Im not sure about automatic weapons, but i do think that their licenses are tied to the specific weapon in that case. Basically one license in both cases doesnt mean you can but 5 weapons or silencers, you can only possess the one that matches the specific serialized license.

    104. Re:LOL by Znork · · Score: 4, Funny

      CCTV: I see you Mr. Screamustache. Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
      Scrameustache: Who? What? That's not me, and I'm not armed!

      CCTV: You now have 15 seconds to comply
      Scrameustache: I'm not the face you're looking for!

      CCTV: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.
      CCTV: You have 5 seconds to comply.

      Scrameustache: Help!
      CCTV: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!

      Yay. _Safe_.

    105. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

      Unless you live in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.

    106. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "because it's a law"

      Good Grief....with all the problems the country has right now, and THIS is the type of law they try to get passed??!?!?

      Man...next election cycle, let us PLEASE fill the Senate and HOR 50/50 with each party. I feel so much safer in my country, and its progress when there is complete gridlock in the federal govt.

      This guy, Rep Peter T. King, is actually a Republican.

    107. Re:LOL by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Several phones have 2 speakers. One for the tanking part, the other for the rest.

      So the other speaker has to handle DPS, healing, and crowd control?

      Damn, warriors always get the easy job.

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    108. Re:LOL by limaxray · · Score: 1

      You are correct - sound suppressors are perfectly legal in most states, just as long as you pay the BATFE their damned $200

    109. Re:LOL by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I AM READING YOUR POST!

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    110. Re:LOL by DarkTempes · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't heard the saying "The internet: Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."

      It's not just a slashdot thing...

    111. Re:LOL by loomus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      you are retarded.

      Bush is gone. You can stop lying.

      Or if you really believed this BS, take off your tin foil hat. It's just pathetic to spout this crap nowadays.

    112. Re:LOL by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone

      Very good point.

      I note the difference is that people who setup CCTVs are seen as largely legitimate, whilst people use use mobile, low-quality photography are seen as largely illegitimate.

      Nice to know people are still (and always have been) innocent until proven guilty, huh?

    113. Re:LOL by Alsee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they didn't care about it working as a phone, why wouldn't they have just gotten a stand-alone camera instead?

      I don't support this proposed law, but just to answer your question...

      If you planned to take "creepy" photos of one sort or another and someone semi-caught you fiddling with some strange device in a peculiar situtation, would you rather be able to answer "oh that's just my cellphone" or would you rather have to explain why you were pointing a camera in awkward places?

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    114. Re:LOL by iYk6 · · Score: 1

      let us PLEASE fill the Senate and HOR 50/50 with each party.

      The most accurate acronym ever comes from the department who likes to make ironic acronyms.

    115. Re:LOL by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      why 50/50? Why not 10/10/10/10/... or how about no party at all?

      Because I like a good party now and then....

      Even though I tend to be only slightly less liberal than Dennis Kucinich - I really like the summary definition of the Libertarian party ... "There's no government like, well, no government."

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    116. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only if the RIAA doesn't copyright it first. But then again, why put cuffs on your henchmen?

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    117. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My response to "think of the children" is:

      I am thinking of the children. What kind of world will they grow up in when its all said and done. We will leave our children less of a nation than when we had received it.

    118. Re:LOL by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      They're not. They just require a handful of paperwork and a $200 tax stamp.

    119. Re:LOL by dkh2 · · Score: 2

      Fill that stinking piezo speaker with a drop of 2-part epoxy and you're all set.

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    120. Re:LOL by Slur · · Score: 1

      ...each party...

      You do realize there are other parties, don't you?
      But please, more wisdom from your position of mindless acquiescence would be most welcome! ;)

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    121. Re:LOL by gboss · · Score: 1

      Pedantic-Man(tm) approves! It should also be noted that Pedantic-Man's VW TDI (diesel) has no 'gas' pedal. :)

      It also has no throttle!

    122. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Class III is the manufacturer license and has nothing to do with ownership.

      NFA tax stamps (private ownership of registered machine guns, destructive devices, suppressors and AOWs) are different. State regulations govern them, not all states allow all types of NFA weapons but most do. Each weapon requires a rather lengthy application process and $200 tax stamp from the BATF (a division of the Treasury department).

      What they're really arresting you for when they get you for "illegal unregistered machine guns" is tax evasion.

    123. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!".

      ...and when you knock them down, they should remind you that they "don't hate you".

      Deploying surprise! LOL, this post made my day!

    124. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only need a license to deal them. All you have to do is get a Class 3 permit on the silencer when you apply to buy it. As long as you have a clean record it should come through after our buddies at the FBI pat your virtual records down.
      Ideal? Hardly.
      Can you still get it? Yes.

    125. Re:LOL by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I had a Nokia 6820 that could do that, it could also play sound files into a call.

      Two features I miss dearly.

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    126. Re:LOL by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that cameras don't shoot people, people shoot people!

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    127. Re:LOL by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If you buy a $30 Go-Phone off the shelf, with no intentions of using it as a phone, why do you need it to ring?

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    128. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure anything called a "speed cocker" is bound to be illegal for one reason or another. ;)

    129. Re:LOL by causality · · Score: 1

      OT, but yeah, I see the same kind of random nonsense. On the homepage, I'm logged in. When I clicky to a story's comments sometimes I'm not. But I go back to the homepage and I am again. Clicky to another story, and I'm still logged in. No idea why.

      If you use FireFox (not sure how IE handles this), check your cookie Exception list. It's possible that you are allowing cookies from, say, yro.slashdot.org and not news.slashdot.org. I deal with this by simply having "slashdot.org" (no prefix) set to "Allow" in my cookie Exception list, as shown under the Privacy tab of the Preferences dialog and this neatly takes care of all of the various subdomains.

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    130. Re:LOL by Xabraxas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I swear this was already a law as pretty much everything that takes a pictures already *does* this.

      Both my digital camera and the camera on my phone DEFAULT to making a click noise when you take a picture but it can be turned off. The click noise is just hokey and annoying, I can't believe you won't be able to turn it off in the future. That's just ludicrous.

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    131. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cellphone also can take videos. Will my cellphone also click when filming?

    132. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative? A complete brainfart of miss-information is "informative"?

      "It is a common misconception[citation needed] that an individual must have a "Class 3 License" in order to own NFA weapons. This is not the case. One must only have a Class 3 license (more properly known as an 03 SOT) to buy and sell NFA weapons as a business. Individual owners do not need any license under the NFA to buy Title II weapons. "

      Wiki:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act

    133. Re:LOL by toomanyairmiles · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a line from D.A.R.Y.L. (1985) "A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your $15,000,000 worth of military hardware useless. Any suggestions?"

    134. Re:LOL by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Funny

      But, think of the children!

      Seriously, someone needs to change the root password to our Government.

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    135. Re:LOL by toomanyairmiles · · Score: 1

      The security cameras in my town allow the operators to shout messages (sadly unintelligible one's) at pedestrians behaving in an anti-social manner.

    136. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      I believe warheads are a different class of weapon from firearms (and therefore not protected by the Constitution)

    137. Re:LOL by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. If that's the only way ot teach people that these things are obnoxious...

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    138. Re:LOL by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      They do say that make-up sex is the best.

      I dunno. Eye liner bottles are too small, and foundation and blush make me itch.

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    139. Re:LOL by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      Nah you don't understand... that would be rightious...

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    140. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realize that the FISA court of review has stated that the TSP was legal and constitutional even when one person was inside the US right?

      I could say I don't know why this didn't make it onto the Slashdot site but then again I already know the answer to that. But seriously, look it over, you can find the complete redacted ruling and see for yourself what it says. I would caution doing a google search over it, it seems about every liberal site that has caught wind of it has blew gaskets at the prospect of their belief system being destroyed and have attempted everything possible to "say it isn't so" including accusing the courts of being uneducated idiots to somehow pandering for reelection to somehow being obligated to the administration who was leaving office. Take them with a grain of salt.

    141. Re:LOL by jgardia · · Score: 1

      What about a 50khz sound? It's not my problem if you cannot hear it...

    142. Re:LOL by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      But, think of the children!

      I'm thinking of them...and I'm thinking coddling them too much is highly damaging. Kindly reminding myself to the horrors my coddled cousins got when they realized that the world wasn't a happy, safe, pretty place where they were protected from all of societies ills.

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    143. Re:LOL by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

      If it doesn't vibrate it can't make a noise.. This sounds like it might require a illicit substance like.. Normal everyday house glue or if your in a big hurry Super Glue. Good thing criminals would have a hard time finding any :)

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    144. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have that license, anytime they feel like or suspect any crime has been committed with an automatic or silenced weapon they can seize it.

      It would be interesting if they implemented a similar law about cell phones.
      "Sure, you phone can be silent but we can randomly seize and search it for the hell of it'

    145. Re:LOL by 2short · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, do something intelligent like look up who proposed this (Peter T King, R-NY) and who else supports it (nobody) and in the next election cycle, vote accordingly (if you live in New Yorks 3rd congressional district).

      Whenever someone says "OMG, all politicians are terrible" it always seems to be a case of a particular Republican being terrible.

    146. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Belgium, when there was a CCTV, there used to be also a sign:

      "Smile, you're being filmed".

      That was long ago when I lived there - in the 90s - I never knew if it was because of a legal obligation, or because the Belgium just have good sense of humor. But I found it a good idea.

    147. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Create 1 second silent sound in audacity
      Step 2: Save as mp3 file
      Step 3: Upload to internet and transfer to phone
      Step 4: Set "Sound of Silence" to click sound (via hacked firmware if necessary)
      Step 5: take pictures as you please - each time the phone playing the silent sound.

      Is it just me - why are we making laws about things like this? - don't we have more important things to concern ourselves with... The Economy for example??

    148. Re:LOL by celle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "But, think of the children!"

      F*ck the children! -- George Carlin

      How about taking care of your own children and leaving the rest of us the f*ck out of it? Stop involving the rest of us in your reproductive choices. That goes for schools(speed zones), tax exemptions, various child laws, etc that screws the rest of us because you, ya that's you, decided to have a kid, a "ha ha" -- little darling, ah hell a little trouser stain. Stop dumping your responsibilities on the rest of us.

    149. Re:LOL by speedingant · · Score: 1

      *Click*

    150. Re:LOL by JockTroll · · Score: 0

      If you think of the children you're a pedo, and you're entering the world of facial defecation.

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    151. Re:LOL by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bush was only a part of the larger problem with government. And his legacy (whatever that is) is still with us even if he is no longer president.

      And BTW, questioning your government's authority is never "pathetic". Pathetic is being a pablum fed lemming and never questioning anything the government does - regardless of who the figurehead in charge happens to be.

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    152. Re:LOL by stuff+and+such · · Score: 1

      Clarify this: do you mean you have to pay the "holding fee" on everything once you get a Class 3 or what? A very good friend of mine has AP for his .223 and .308, neither of which have any "holding fee" associated with them. Yes I'm sure there was a sales tax applied at sale, and possibly some federal tax because it's ammo, but I'm not sure about the latter because I've never bought any ammo. I just shoot his :)

      Also I don't see this "holding fee" happening for things you can buy online, like ammo. My friend gets all his ammo from online, it comes in nice metal tins covered in Russian / Bulgarian whatever writing. He also has what I'm guessing you mean by high capacity (30 round magazines) and there was no fee.

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    153. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vibrate Only Mode

    154. Re:LOL by dangitman · · Score: 1

      My phone doesn't even have a camera, you insensitive clod!

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    155. Re:LOL by Laser_iCE · · Score: 1

      This unfortunately doesn't work. My HTC Touch Dual I purchased about 12 months ago, has this "feature". Problem is though, the UK ROM allowed people to change/turn off the shutter tone, but in Australia I was not -- it's also really, really loud.

      The worst part is, it makes me feel like a fucking tourist when I take a photo anywhere. First it has the zoom/focus noise and then the click of the shutter. I'll be in my back yard, taking a photo of something in the garden, and no matter what I feel like a criminal, and that everyone else around me thinks that I'm taking a photo of my junk.

    156. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they're the ones with the phones.

    157. Re:LOL by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

      You need a class 1 dealer or gunsmith license for full auto and silencers - though I don't know what that entails - a bit more here:

      http://www.nationalgunsmithsassociation.com/
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Firearms_License

    158. Re:LOL by Archr5 · · Score: 1

      Close, but not quite.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Act

          Silencers are NFA (National Firearms Act) items and require an NFA Tax Stamp to purchase.

        The stamp is only good for one purchase and the process to purchase the stamp involves an in depth federal background check. Once you clear the check, you pay Uncle Sam $200 for the stamp, then you go to the store and buy your Suppressor.

      There's no "license" that allows you to own NFA restricted items, you must apply for each one individually and pay the neccessary extra taxes each time.

      2 exceptions, if you are in a trust or corporation You do not need the authorization of local law enforcement to purchase an NFA item, and any Authorized officer of the corporation or trustee is legally allowed to possess the NFA items that are owned by the corporation or Trust.

      Also, If you're a class 3 dealer you can own and sell NFA items without paying the stamp each time. You're paying for the class 3 license, and also you must demonstrate that you have "business hours" and you must keep a log book of every single gun related transaction. Also you must agree that your place of business is available to be inspected by the government at ANY time they choose for any reason. Even if your place of business is your home.

      Too Long:Didn't Read version, there is no "license" that allows a private citizen to own NFA items like machine guns or silencers.... You just pass a background check, get permission from the local sheriff as part of that check, and Pay the government the $200 "sin tax" they've levied against items in the NFA.

    159. Re:LOL by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      I think I need a clarification. Why would anyone need a suppressor. I barely understand the reasons for someone needing a gun, but a suppressor. Do you want to be able to get the baddies out of your house without them hearing you.

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    160. Re:LOL by aoteoroa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am unconvinced that camera phones have separate speakers dedicated to the camera functionality. If you disable the loud speaker on the phone, how do you hear it ring?

      Vibrate Mode?

    161. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is in my experience (mostly being in school at the moment) that the VAST majority of people with cellphones put theirs on vibrate; no speaker usage what so ever.

    162. Re:LOL by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      They tried, but "Think of the Terrorists!" was too predictable.

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    163. Re:LOL by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      I imagine breaking the speaker is even easier than that. This is even sillier than DRM where you need to build something (or at least get something working) to break it.

      But on the plus side, it ruins candid photos.

    164. Re:LOL by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

      I would assume that all the perverts would switch from cell phones to pocket sized video camera, like the Flip Video camera

    165. Re:LOL by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Similarly, as I understand it Obama isn't technically a naturalized citizen of the US, because of the details of the laws where he was born.

      He isn't a naturalized citizen. He is a natural born citizen. The official records reflect a Hawaii birth. If that is true, he was born in the US to a mother that was a US citizen, and thus there is no question of his legality as a natural born citizen. However, there are people that assert he was born in Kenya. There is no evidence of this, other than a wish to have him declared ineligible to serve, and the fact that there isn't any evidence which eventually shows that there is a cover-up (incidentally, the Republican governor of HI would have to be in on it, as well as a number of foreign governments). Oh, and also, they are asserting that a minor mother can't convey citizen status to their child when foreign born, though I have not seen anything in US law establishing that, because if a child born abroad to a US citizen is a US citizen, then he is a natural born citizen as well.

      The details of where he was born is that he was born in a US state (not a territory, HI was a state at the time) to a US citizen mother, and thus was a US citizen at birth, making him a natural born citizen, and thus eligible for the office of the President of the United States. There exists no document that has been released (by any side) which disputes this. And if he were born a Kenyan citizen and

      Hillary Clinton's appointment as Secretary of State is blatantly unconstitutional (because the pay of that office was raised by congress during her current term).

      I'm confused as to which part of the Constitution this is in violation of. I'm guessing you were listening to conservative talk show radio or something. The 27th Amendment says "No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened." There is no conceivable reading of that law which makes her appointment unconstitutional, but based on your wording, it's the only thing that seemed close. Perhaps you could share your reasoning on this. However, from the lack of details, but not lack of conviction, I'm guessing that you have no idea what was violated, other than someone once said it violated something, and you hate those Democrats. Or have you been bashing Bush solidly for the past 8 years for his numerous violations of the Constitution as well?

    166. Re:LOL by Zerth · · Score: 1

      'Struth! In the future you will not be able to pick "Off" in the settings menu for the clicky noise, only "On" and "Bullhorn, because I'm a perv smart enough to buy a telescopic lens".

      You will, however, be able to rewire the "take a picture" button into the speaker wire such that the speaker is disconnected when the button is pressed.

      Same thing, different method, again illustrating the futility of politicians legislating on a technology, they don't understand, to solve a social problem, which they don't understand either.

    167. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, and my regular camera will not only be more silent but have better quality on my photos I am going to jer... enjoy back in my home.

    168. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      Or how about "Sleeeeep, Sleeeeep, Sleeeeep, Sleeeeep" a la John Carpenter's They Live?

    169. Re:LOL by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      I AM MODERATING YOUR POST.

      Of course here we have the observation changing the experiment: you can't moderate after commenting and you can't take a second candid picture (and many of my best shots are candids) if this works.

    170. Re:LOL by Miseph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "complete redacted"

      There is no such thing. Complete is an absolute term, and once a portion is gone (redacted) it is no longer applicable.

      I find your sincere use of Newspeak disturbing.

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    171. Re:LOL by JWW · · Score: 1

      Yes, it must be republicans are the only politicians that are evil....

      Because democrats would never, ever come up with bad laws....

      http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:bHeGWDxYh7cJ:arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070115-8626.html+hollywoods+congressman&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us

      That took all of two seconds to find on google.

    172. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a regular digital camera is still silent. And now all your upskirt photos are at higher resolution.

    173. Re:LOL by dencarl · · Score: 1

      Pedantic-Man®, what are you talking about?

    174. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *phew* im sure glad they arent going to make my 12mp camera with a 32gig sdhc card make a clicking sound.. much better kiddy pr0n with that than my 2mp iphone.. (camera's smaller and less conspicuous too.)

    175. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two parties? Who knew!

    176. Re:LOL by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, All CCTV cameras should by law have a 75,000 Lumen strobe on them and a 190db air horn that goes off every 12 seconds. the other 12 seconds needs to have a 120DB alert in 4 languages that says, "ALERT! YOU ARE BEING RECORDED!"

      Supporters of the bill are sure that nobody would have any legitimate arguments against it.

      Seriously, this "bill" is designed for entrapment. Arrested at a protest? Your phone dont make noise when a photos is taken? Ohh that's a federal violation, off to prison for you." This bill is pure unadulterated evil that is typical of all laws passed over the past 12 years.

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    177. Re:LOL by Hojima · · Score: 5, Funny

      *HISSS* Curse your resourcefulness US government! You have ruined the plans of me, the evil(TM) Pedophiler! Now I shall have to resort to new phone-independent cameras with their accursed proficiency in range and resolution, like all the normal pedophiles. I'll get you yet! *Twirls mustache* And your little children too!

    178. Re:LOL by Rowanyote · · Score: 1

      One of the better reasons I have seen is the ability to target shoot without aggravating the neighbors.

    179. Re:LOL by ptbarnett · · Score: 1

      I think I need a clarification. Why would anyone need a suppressor.

      Suppressors reduce the noise generated by a firearm. They are therefore more "friendly" to the ears of anyone in the vicinity. A suppressor can reduce the noise footprint to less than a hundred feet, rather than hundreds of yards.

      They are more common in Europe, where it's likely that a shooting range can't be located far away from anyone else. In the US, they were heavily restricted by the National Firearms Act simply because they were lumped in with other weapons as being commonly used by criminals.

    180. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The perv probably likes his phone to be on vibrate, anyway.

    181. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The barriers to entry where a local government or agency denies issuance of necessary permits or what not was the heart of the DC gun ban case brought before the supreme court recently. Washington DC had set laws in place regulating access to ownership of firearms then denied a person to own a gun he was licensed to carry in the line of his work and keep it at his residence. The courts said they can't do that and in fact ruled that the second amendment wasn't there just to go hunting but a mandate allowing private citizens the right of personal protection.

      If those local jurisdictions were that way at one time, they most likely changed after that ruling. If not, probably any lawyer could cite it and force that local jurisdiction to get over their objections really fast plus possible recover costs in doing so.

    182. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Congress does have some non-republicrats, but they are rare due to Duverger's law. As long as the US uses a plurality voting system, there will not be any serious competition from other parties. Of course, the major parties know this, and would never allow a change to a more fair voting/election system. Not directly related, but Wikipedia has some information on them keeping third parties out of the presidential debate process.

      I do vote (mostly) for third parties, but I know better than to think it is anything other than a meaningless protest vote.

    183. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop it, before they make the "I'm watching you" siren.

    184. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, think of the children!

      I assure you, paedophiles do

    185. Re:LOL by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pedantic-Man®, what are you talking about?

      Pedantic-Man(tm) is talking about ampersand-trade-semicolon, 'trademark,' not ampersand-reg-semicolon, 'all rights reserved.'

      Pedantic-Man(tm) has to be a stickler for the legalities, you know. It's kinda implied by the name. :)

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    186. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Digital SLR cameras have a mechanical shutter that makes the real sound, although the new Canon 5D Mark II is so quiet that you can barely hear it.
      I suspect the reason for this is to dampen the vibration of the shutter movement rather than just to make the camera quieter, but does this mean that quiet 'real' cameras have to make an artifical shutter sound?
         

    187. Re:LOL by 2short · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thanks for supporting my point.

      The fact some Democrat may have taken a position you (and I) don't like is not terribly relevant to the story at hand. The story at hand is that Rep. Peter T. King is, in this case, advancing a stupid position.

      If you really want to compare the cases, I'd note that, according to your link, Rep. Berman (D-CA) frequently supports the interests of the monied and powerful among his constituents over what technically savvy people such as you and I might consider the interests of the greater good. This is a fault I would actually say was common across parties, and I certainly never implied Rep. Berman was not prone to it, or that I even liked him, (or any Democrat). Rep. King, on the other hand, is his own special brand of stupid, advancing an incoherent position in the interests of nobody. I'll not tar "politicians" nor even "Republicans" with my criticism here, as nobody but Rep. King appears to support this bill.

      Feel free to think poorly of politicians. Feel free to think even less of one party or another. Just don't let these feelings prevent you from singling out particular politicians that are even stupider than the rest. Such as Peter T. King, Congressman from New York, Republican, and moron.

    188. Re:LOL by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I heard one time that the former Soviet Union had a Constitution that was really quite remarkable -- it guaranteed much the same rights and freedoms that the U.S. Consitution did. The only difference between the U.S and the U.S.S.R. was that, since the only choice on the ballot in the U.S.S.R. was for Communist Party members, there was no opposition to what the Communist Party wanted to do, and therefore the courts rubber-stamped whatever the Politburo wanted done (and the Politburo rubber-stamped the wishes of the General Secretary).

      So what does that have to do with your comment? The FISA court's decision is in contradiction to what the Fourth Amendment states, and no amount of handwaving can cover that fact. The *only* reason it continues is that no one in government has either the cojones (or the desire) to do anything about it and as long as the people of the U.S. are still getting their reality T.V. fix, they don't care enough to hold their elected officials to task for it. Like in the Soviet Union, there is not nearly enough dissent to force our government to obey the Constitution.

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    189. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      headset

    190. Re:LOL by hedwards · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized. The issue isn't that people are taking pictures, the issue is that people don't ask and you don't know what they're taking pictures of.

      Taking pictures of inanimate objects is usually fine, but taking pictures covertly of women isn't right. Really taking pictures of anybody like that isn't right, but for god's sake just buy some porn if you're that desperate.

    191. Re:LOL by sudotron · · Score: 0

      Well, it won't affect me. Whenever I take a picture of a woman showering through her window, I always use a high quality digital camera with a telephoto lens.

    192. Re:LOL by hedwards · · Score: 2

      SCOTUS did a pretty good job of shredding the 2nd ammendment last year.

    193. Re:LOL by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Have no fear! Guns of the future will go "pew pew"! Bang emulation not required.

    194. Re:LOL by hedwards · · Score: 1

      And despite that many parties have had the Presidency, the Federalists, the Republicans, the Democrats, the Whigs, a Democratic-Republican and IIRC TR was a Bull Moose candidate the last time he served.

      It doesn't get talked about a whole lot, but the Presidential site has a comprehensive listing of President and party affiliation.

    195. Re:LOL by Surt · · Score: 1
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    196. Re:LOL by swillden · · Score: 1

      Suppressors are more effective in disguising the nature of the sound than in actually eliminating it

      True, but they do suppress the sound substantially. Enough that many suppressed guns can be without hearing protection, which is nice if you do a lot of shooting. I don't own a suppressed rifle, but I know several people who do, and have fired them, and I can attest that they're really pleasant to shoot.

      Suppressors are rather nice for recreational shooting; it's too bad they're so hard to obtain.

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    197. Re:LOL by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You do realize that the FISA court of review has stated that the TSP was legal

      This is not accurate; the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court of Review held that the Protect America Act was within the Constitutional power of Congress, and, therefore, that the portion of the TSP conducted within the confines (temporal and legal) of the PAA was legal. The TSP began before the PAA was proposed, much less adopted (and, as far as I know, continued after the PAA sunsetted, but that's another issue.) So at least some of the TSP is outside the scope of the ruling, even before considering whether all actions conducted under the TSP while the PAA was in force were, in fact, compliant with the PAA.

      I could say I don't know why this didn't make it onto the Slashdot site but then again I already know the answer to that.

      It is impossible to "know" the reason why something didn't happen when, in fact, it did happen.

      Sorry if that interferes with your fact-deficient rant.

    198. Re:LOL by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      A buddy of mine DID make a silencer for a gun that reduced the "bang" to less than 80Db it also caused most of the noise to go backwards making the "bang" very echoey so you cant locate it's source easily.

      He was visited by the feds shortly after bragging about it and showing people videos of his testing.

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    199. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CCTVs are typically placed in businesses or offices and you know where they are. Typically they'll be a fixed camera pointed where you can see it or they'll be vegas style bubble cams.

      Last week at work we caught a purse snatcher in the act on one of them. When he's apprehended, the video and shot will be usable in court against him.

      I definitely agree that cameras invade privacy and catch people doing embarrassing things, but they're hardly the menace that individuals with cameras pointed in random and unpredictable directions are.

      That's really not to say that I like cameras, but I do like to know that there's one behind me in case somebody decides to beat on a security officer.

    200. Re:LOL by Surt · · Score: 1

      The GP was correct that there was a constitutional issue:
      http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/02/is-clinton-eligible-to-join-the-cabinet/

      The issue stems from Article I, Section 6, of the Constitution, which says: âoeNo Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time.â Emoluments refers to compensation.

      However, the issue has been addressed:
      http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/19/bush-approves-bill-reducing-secretary-of-states-pay/

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    201. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That would likely affect the sound quality of the resulting video...

      Have you ever taken video from a cell phone? It won't affect the quality, trust me.

    202. Re:LOL by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If taking pictures covertly of women isnt right then why do people buy magazines with pictures of celebrities taken by the paparatzi in this manner?

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    203. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea, that should have been complete with reductions but hey thanks for the pedantry. I don't know how anyone would have gotten the idea without you pointing that out so I could correct it.

    204. Re:LOL by atriusofbricia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope. It's still ridiculous. Having the government regulate every little thing is silly and pointless.

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    205. Re:LOL by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized.

      As the father of a daughter with another coming very soon, I have to say this is ridiculous. There are so many ways around it that it becomes pointless.

      • Snip the wire going to the speaker
      • Break the speaker
      • Rewrite the firmware
      • Take a picture when there is a loud noise (car honking, cough, sneeze, etc whether from you or an accomplice)
      • Take a video instead of a picture
      • Use a telephoto lens

      Do you get the idea yet? This is only for politicians to look like they're doing something when they aren't actually doing anything. Perhaps the intention is to throw another crime at someone when this happens. That's the intention now, but eventually it'll be abused. Also, it ignores when you might want to have a silent photo for legitimate purposes.

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    206. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thing to consider is the use of camera phones as tools of law enforcement. If you're seeing a crime being committed and have the opportunity to take a picture of the perpetrator for the later benefit of the police, do you really want to let the perpetrator know what you're doing and make yourself a target?

      There have been a few times where I was a witness to some questionable behaviour and was kicking myself later for not remembering my phone camera. However, would I still have wanted to record that info, if it meant making myself a target for a potentially violent individual? Maybe not.

      If somebody is recording you without your permission and then try to release it, there already is a legal framework for dealing with that. If they're doing it for their own personal enjoyment, then they may break stalker laws instead. And if they're some sort of upskirt or voyeuristic freak, that's probably already covered as well.

      I just don't understand what problem this is supposed to solve. I think this is probably driven by police who want to limit the chance of getting caught when they are abusing their authority. I think such a law in the long run is a negative for society.

    207. Re:LOL by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized.

      It's ridiculous regardless of that.

      The issue isn't that people are taking pictures, the issue is that people don't ask and you don't know what they're taking pictures of.

      Who said that it was?

      The issue is that this law would be micromanagement to a laughable degree... almost as bad as requiring windows to make noise when someone looks through them. They're trying to require that technology enforce manners, and this is utterly useless in regards to safety. If passed, it will be an idiotic law that people and companies have to worry about violating (and spend money to make sure they're "compliant"), and that provides no benefit to society.

      Luckily, I think this one is too ridiculous to go very far. As it is, it's only in committee.

      Did someone use their phone to take a picture of a Congressman's daughter drunk at a college party?

    208. Re:LOL by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      $200 for a tax stamp is nothing compared to $10,000 (if you're lucky) for a full auto weapon.

    209. Re:LOL by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Um... A few problems...

      Snip the wire going to the speaker

      How will you hear your phone ring, or hear someone talking on the phone?

      Break the speaker

      How will you hear your phone ring, or hear someone talking on the phone?

      Rewrite the firmware

      Most phones do not have provisions for consumer written firmware to be installed.

      Take a picture when there is a loud noise (car honking, cough, sneeze, etc whether from you or an accomplice)

      Okay, this could work.

      Take a video instead of a picture

      This could work too, except that you'd be wasting a lot of memory just to capture a single frame. Also, I don't think phones have the ability to extract a single frame from a video.

      Use a telephoto lens

      Phones do not come with interchangeable lenses. You get a "one size fits all" generic lens, and that's it.

      Besides, if you just mv silence.mp3 shutterclick.mp3, then you are in full compliance of the law.

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    210. Re:LOL by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      I just found out about purchasing NFA devices as the trustee of a corporation a couple weeks ago. Crazy stuff for people who know how to fill out paperwork.

    211. Re:LOL by brianosaurus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even without turning off the sound, I can silence the ringer on most cell phones by placing my thumb over the speaker holes. How do they really expect this to work?

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    212. Re:LOL by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Touche :)

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    213. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I was reading this I was stuck with the image of the bowler hat man from Meet the Robinsons in my mind.

    214. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, the man always gets special priviliages

    215. Re:LOL by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Forgive my double post, but I, the evil Pedophiler has just captured a government agent and am about to reveal my insidious plan! *Adjusts monocle* Little does the government know that as we speak, I am gathering pictures to fuel my latest creation, The Pedo-Beam(TM). This ingenious device shall allow me to rape and kill children AT THE SAME TIME!! Mwahahaha. This weekend, I shall acquire the jackpot of all pictures to fuel the sexual rage in my device: a baby shower! Yes, with those hot nude children in my possession, I shall rape and kill all the children in the local elementary school! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

      Mod parent down.

      And then kill him and burn the body.

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    216. Re:LOL by wronskyMan · · Score: 1

      Or you could pay a lawyer a couple hundred to establish an NFA trust or LLC. Trusts/corporations are not required to have a law enforcement signoff, fingerprints, etc. Also if you want your wife/husband/etc to be able to legally possess them all you need to do is add them as an officer of the trust/LLC.

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    217. Re:LOL by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats no good for me. I need to have a hand free when using my camera phone.

    218. Re:LOL by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then maybe we should make laws about the taking of pictures, not silly little sounds.

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    219. Re:LOL by Malevolyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "EXTERMINATE!"

      Fixed it for both of you.

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    220. Re:LOL by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 2

      Anybody who disables it and gets caught will go to jail.

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    221. Re:LOL by brianosaurus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not gonna fisk, so match these up with your mind.

      All we're trying to do here is silence the camera click. The rest of the phone functionality is somewhat irrelevant. If I need people to contact me, there's always vibrate, or I could use a different phone for talking.

      Most (at least many) phones have provisions for firmware to be installed. It is usually used for carrier approved updates, but firmware is firmware. The phone doesn't know where it came from. iPhones have been jailbroken. HTC phones have had many unofficial firmware updates. Just because *you* can't personally do it, it doesn't mean it can't be done.

      There are plenty of ways to extract a single frame from video. The phone is just the capture device. The video can be processed later on a computer.

      There are add-on lenses for many phones that give wide-angle or telephoto capabilites. The lens attaches in front of the cameraphone lens. You can do the same thing by putting a telescope (or binoculars, or whatever you have handy) in front of your cameraphone. You have to play with the distance a little, but it works great. Though if you're far away using a telephoto lens, you are probably better off with a real camera with better optics than found in most cellphones.

      Again this is all hypothetical, and an exercise in proving the law is idiotic. The point is, there are plenty of ways to silence a cell phone, even without a menu item.

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    222. Re:LOL by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I am not an American but I am curious about this issue. Are people born in US federal territories (such as Hawaii before it became a state) eligible to become president?

    223. Re:LOL by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I heard one time that the former Soviet Union had a Constitution that was really quite remarkable -- it guaranteed much the same rights and freedoms that the U.S. Consitution did. The only difference between the U.S and the U.S.S.R. was that, since the only choice on the ballot in the U.S.S.R. was for Communist Party members, there was no opposition to what the Communist Party wanted to do, and therefore the courts rubber-stamped whatever the Politburo wanted done (and the Politburo rubber-stamped the wishes of the General Secretary)

      That's the Brezhnev Constitution

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Soviet_Constitution#Constitutional_rights
      An ostensibly democratic constitution, the Soviet Constitution included a series of civic and political rights. Among these were the rights to freedom of speech, freedom of press, and freedom of assembly and the right to religious belief and worship. In addition, the Constitution provided for freedom of artistic work, protection of the family, inviolability of the person and home, and the right to privacy.

      On the other hand it was an explicitly one party state with a secret police force that was explicitly founded to prevent other parties starting so these meant nothing in practice.

      I don't agree the the US is like this though. There are two electable parties which are rabidly hostile to each other. There are three branches of government and it's hard for one party to control both. And the power is split between the Federal and state governments. All of which makes it hard for a politician to break the rules with impunity.

      It's not perfect of course but comparing to the Brezhnev era USSR where people's right to free speech and free assembly were in practice non existent is pure hyperbole.

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    224. Re:LOL by Vexor · · Score: 0, Troll

      There's also the billions of cellphones out there right now that do not make the "clicky noise". Oh look that guy's wearing a headset now only he/she can hear the click. If this is the fabled change Obama was talking about, count me out.

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    225. Re:LOL by DinDaddy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even worse, he was but-thinking about them.

    226. Re:LOL by swordfishBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, and webcams.
      They should all go "whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and "ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt", and occasionally "flapflapflapflapflapflap".

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    227. Re:LOL by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      The garden isn't going anywhere. Unless the subject of your picture is an animal, use a real camera.

    228. Re:LOL by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert (Google taught me all I know), but I've read that to purchase Class 3 items completely legally, you need to 1) pay for the item, ie purchase it. 2) get the permits for that specific item 3) have someone who already has the permits "hold" the item until you can legally take possession (have your permit issued). The holding fee is often charged by the person who sold you the item to keep it in their possession until you can legally take possession. It really is "hey, let me sell that to you for x, but I'm gonna also charge you y to hold it until the gov't says that you can receive it". Really, it's my understanding that it's that messed up. If your friend isn't buying armor piercing or explosive ammo, this doesn't apply. While high capacity generally refers to more than 10 rounds, it varies by state, and a Class 3 definition may be different (C-mags?) Maybe online and at gun shows the laws are different for magazines? I've heard that it used to be that way for automatic weapons. Time for you to get out "the Google" or wait for someone with more knowledge than us to come along.

    229. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The perverts prefer vibrate anyway!

    230. Re:LOL by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 1

      Whereever I've seen CCTVs in use, there's usually been signage around pointing it out. But maybe they don't do that in all countries.

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    231. Re:LOL by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Informative

      It may be easier to just replace the sound file for the click-noise with a file containing silence.

      I did something similar with my RAZR for the count down picture function. In stead of playing goofy music I've got it counting down (spoken) from 10 (or 5 depending on the preference) to zero. So you actually know when the picture is being taken.

      This law would have no effect on anything that was actually trying to take sneaky pictures.

    232. Re:LOL by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The Internet is no place for one who can't take a joke; nobody here is really over 13. Farewell fair maiden. May your boobs bounce entertainingly.

    233. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this at night on the highway / motorway. It really reduces the speed of cars around you!

      So you're that asshole causing all the random congestion at night.

    234. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Carlin was funny, sadly you're not.

    235. Re:LOL by LBt1st · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it's in public someone can still take pictures of your kids and it will be completely legal. Silly shutter sound or not. If anything, that sound is just going to anger you into doing something excessive. Then not only does someone have pictures of your kids, you get to go to jail to.

    236. Re:LOL by toddestan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I smell a new law coming! Camera Phones with video capabilities can only be used on bikes with baseball cards in the spokes! This will protect everybody!

      Great, now how am I supposed to fit a bike with baseball cards into a changing room?

    237. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's

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      - (TM) - , but that's ugly and Windowsy...

    238. Re:LOL by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "Obama isn't technically a naturalized citizen of the US"

      Of course he isn't if he was he wouldn't meet the required qualifications to be President.

      He is a natural born citizen (Hawaii being a state at the time of his birth there) and hence meets the required qualifications.

      And of course the rest of you post also reads like someone repeating what the guy said on the interweb/TV/radio without having any idea about what any of it actually means. Using words with completely opposite meanings to what you are implying makes that fucking obvious.

      Which is a pity since some of those points are perfectly reasonable.

    239. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and also, they are asserting that a minor mother can't convey citizen status to their child when foreign born, though I have not seen anything in US law establishing that, because if a child born abroad to a US citizen is a US citizen, then he is a natural born citizen as well.

      This part's confusing me. "Foreign born" in the first part is applying to whom, the mother or the child? I was born outside of the US to two American citizens, and was always under the impression that I would NOT be eligible for the presidency, but the second half of that statement is making my brain hurt.

    240. Re:LOL by a_nonamiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How will you hear your phone ring, or hear someone talking on the phone?

      I don't think it's a fair assumption to say that someone with the desire to take pictures in a locker room actually cares if the phone is functional.

      Hell, there's really no reason it has to be a phone at all. It just has to look like a phone.

      I don't think phones have the ability to extract a single frame from a video.

      Once the video is on a computer, there are 6,742 ways to extract a single frame.

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    241. Re:LOL by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The odds are the kids will be doing "self portraits" and sending it to their friends.

      http://www.wpxi.com/news/18469160/detail.html?taf=burg

      And seems the Government appears to be the greatest danger and source of harm to those kids.

      "but taking pictures covertly of women isn't right"

      Why? What if you have photographic memory?

      It may well be that in the future people would have artificial eyes (and the way things are going they'll probably have DRM deeply embedded).

      Be careful about the laws you ask for (and the other laws as well).

      To me the problem that should be addressed is probably the publishing and distribution of the pictures.

      If you want to secretly take pictures of me, it doesn't really affect me.

      But that could change once you publish or distribute them. After all context is important and the pictures could be published out of context. Or someone could manipulate the images.

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    242. Re:LOL by KatAngel · · Score: 1

      The Internet is no place for one who can't take sarcasm when it's a response to the same. I'm obviously not leaving.

    243. Re:LOL by TheLink · · Score: 0

      No.

      If anything you should make/modify laws controlling the distribution and publishing of such pictures, or manipulated versions of such pictures.

      The laws you propose may cause problems for a future where there are artificial eyes, and where people with normal eyes might be able to buy photographic memory.

      The future I am talking about is not far fetched - just do a search for "seeing tongue".

      Depending on how things go these gizmos might have DRM or worse stuff embedded... Be careful about the laws you ask for, and the laws you let pass.

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    244. Re:LOL by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 5, Funny

      "if they implement face recognition, I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!"

      That's just crying out to be hacked in order to add "shaking that ass" on the end.

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    245. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man...next election cycle, let us PLEASE fill the Senate and HOR 50/50 with each party. I feel so much safer in my country, and its progress when there is complete gridlock in the federal govt.

      No, man -- this is going to be so cool. Just build a device that will convincingly play the tone. Then stand around with both hands in your pockets and play it back at random times, like when some hottie in a short skirt bends over. Then everyone else with a phone in sight gets the fisheye from her bouncer boyfriend.

    246. Re:LOL by Meski · · Score: 1

      Explains the burning sensation, then.

    247. Re:LOL by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      do you not understand sarcasm?

    248. Re:LOL by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Well thank you for the disclaimer, seeing as virtually everything you posted is incorrect.

      In the United States, various items fall under the National Firearms Act, and are considered to be NFA items subject to registration by the ATF. These include suppressors, machineguns, destructive devices, short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, and Any Other Weapons (pen guns and small shotguns, mostly). "Class III" is an incorrect term, actually referring to the type of license that's held by the dealer selling the items. There is no such thing as an individual "Class III license" to buy and own NFA items-you simply must pay $200 every time an NFA item changes hands. Armor-piercing ammunition is regulated seperately, and high-capacity magazines aren't regulated at all on a federal level.

      As far as purchasing goes, the process basically involves filling out a couple of federal forms, submitting a $200 check to the ATF, and waiting a month or two for approval to come back. In some areas police chiefs will sign off on NFA items, but most people simply elect to form a corporation or living trust, and buy them in the name of the legal entity (thus avoiding the need for a law enforcement signoff). Silencers/suppressors (despite what the pedantic say, the terms are interchangeable) generally run from about $300 up to $1000, with a very few specialized rifle suppressors running past $2000. Overall, the process is fairly simple to complete, and anyone with a clean background who lives in a state that allows silencers can purchase one pretty easily.

      Presently, there are tens upon tens of thousands of legally owned silencers in the United States, owned and enjoyed by firearms enthusiasts and sportsmen across the country.

    249. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you would have read the decision itself instead of letting some liberal blogger dissect the ruling to the bash Bush benefit, you would have seen that the primary charge was that the PPA violated the fourth amendment provisions because it didn't require a warrant. The Court rulled that a Warrant was not required even though the supreme court has not specifically recognized a special exception for foreign intelligence because even though they alluded to it, they left another open with a well established provision of special needs. The court specifically said

      "The question, then, is whether the reasoning of the special needs cased applies by analogy to justify a foreign intelligence exception to the warrant requirement for surveillance undertaken for national security purposes and directed as a foreign power or an agent of a foreign power reasonable believed to be located outside the United States. Applying principles derived from the special needs cases, we conclude that this type of foreign intelligence surveillance possesses characteristics that qualify it for such and exception."

      Now don't get hung up on a then legal definition of foreign agent and foreign power not including a terrorists because the courts further address this with the fallback position of the petitioner who asseverates that if there is an exception, it should be specifically for foreign intelligence purposed as defined in US v Tuong. The courst specifically said "that dog will not hunt"
        It then goes on to describe problems with the FISA pre-patriot act when someone attempted to challenge the change from primary purpose to significant purpose. The specifically addresses the conditions before the patriot act and the FISA laws specifically in 2001 when the TSP came about. The court said

      "In Sealed Case 310 f.3d as 752-45. As we explained there, the fourth Circuit's "primary purpose" language- from which the pre-Patriot Act interpretation of "Purpose" derived- Drew an "unstable, unrealistic, and confusing" line between foreign intelligence purpose and criminal investigation purposed. A surveillance with a foreign intelligence purpose often will have some ancillary criminal-law purpose. The prevention or apprehension of Terrorism suspects, for instance, is inextricably intertwined with the national security concerns that are at the core of foreign intelligence collection. In our view the surveillance and whether- as in the special needs cases- that programmatic purpose involved some legitimate object beyond ordinary crime control."

      But wait, it keeps getting better and better. Like this next little nugget.

      "We add, moreover, that there is a high degree of probability that requiring a warrant would hinder the government's ability to collect time-sensitive information and, thus, would impede the vital national security interests that are at stake.

      It then cites tuong again

      Compulsory compliance with warrant requirement would introduce an element of delay, thus frustrating the government's ability to collect information in a timely manner."

      You should actually read it because the issues at hand in why the PAA was challenged are the exact same as with the TSP. The court also said that the fears of the boogerman and all the possible wrong doings were hogwash until it actually happens. It said there was no reason to believe that the government would not act in good faith without a warrant.

      BTW, if some of those statements I quoted from the court looks familiar, it's because it is the exact same line of reasoning given in support of the TSP.

    250. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How many times have I told you? I don't want images or videos of you masturbating.

    251. Re:LOL by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Quiet SLRs are also desirable because they are often used in noise sensitive situations.... like weddings. You don't want a ridiculously loud camera going off while people are saying their vows...

      But, like you mention, this does bring up a good point about artificial sound on DSLRs.... there will be a major uprising if the government tries to force that one through. I mean, lots of us won't like our toy digital cameras making sounds... but start impacting photography professionals and you'll have riots in the streets.

      Friedmud

    252. Re:LOL by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Are people born in US federal territories (such as Hawaii before it became a state) eligible to become president?

      They must be "natural born citizens" to serve as president. This is taken to mean that they must be citizens at the time of birth. If they are born on US soil (including US terratories, military bases and other recognised extensions of the US) they are generally accepted to be citizens at birth, though not clear cut. Also, if you are born to a US citizen anywhere in the world, you are generally accepted to be a US citizen. The only reason that Obama may not be a citizen if he were born in Kenya is that his mother was a minor at the time, and since that has never been explicitly legislated that I know, it would probably make it to the Supreme Court. If his mother were not a minor at the time, then he could have been born in Kenya and still have been a "natura born citizen" without question. So, depending on laws in other countries, it's possible for a child to hold three citizenships at birth, one from the mother, one from the father, and one from being born in a particular location.

      However, Hawaii was a state at the time, so that issue isn't one that was brought up much once more school records were released. There was initial speculation that his date of birth was a lie to make sure Hawaii was a state (not that it really mattered to law, but it made a good smear topic). So far, every accusation that could deny Obama "natural born citizenship" has been disproven or would take a multinational conspiracy including a large number of Republicans and countries not on the best of terms with the US (who would love to see a sitting president have his right to hold the office revoked). So I can only believe that he is legitimate, otherwise if the democrats were that skillful at pulling off a multi-national conspiracy, they'd have rigged the election in 2000 and 2004.

    253. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, your just a moron, some of this is true, some just isn't, class 3 transactions can be a pain. If you buy the item and pay your 300 dollars before discussion with the local law enforcement you would be considered stupid also. only some states allow class 3, others arnt so bad. and really class 3 guns are so expensive to buy anyway usually at least (~$10,000) the other 300 you speak of is nothing big. You pay to have license plates on your car right. Are you saying that we should amend the constitution to outlaw cars due to these barriers. I dont like the barriers any more than the next guy, but overall there are in fact very few barriers in most states. If any part of what you said is anywhere close to the truth where you live. It sounds like you need to move.

    254. Re:LOL by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

      Anyone with a clean record, $10,000, and a lot of time on their hands. At least, that's what it takes to get the grade of federal license which permits you to own or purchase grandfathered assault weapons in California.

      Knocking down DC handgun law bullshit is a good first step, but California needs some attention.

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    255. Re:LOL by Miseph · · Score: 1

      The point isn't that people wouldn't understand what you meant... the point is that your statement made an implication best described as "terrifying"; letting it go without comment is, ultimately, passive acceptance of a mode of thought I cannot abide.

      Mountains out of mole hills it may be, but these things happen by the smallest of degrees.

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    256. Re:LOL by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      The cake is a lie?

    257. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This definitely belongs in the only in amerika category...

      Incredibly stupid.

    258. Re:LOL by Hojima · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Pedophiler laughs in the face of danger, MWAHAHAHA *twirls mustache* *adjusts monocle*

      But in all seriousness, I felt I needed to point out that you really can't stop the supply of "child porn" without seriously infringing on our rights (and I mean hardcore middle eastern rights infringement, not the pussy liberal infringement we're still going through). In any case, I fail to see why people correlate sexual orientation with nurture more than nature. I wanted to point out through the use of satire that there is no "fuel" for the despicable actions of sexual offenders, other than the existence of children itself. I guess I did go a bit over-board seeing as it flew over some peoples' heads. I also feel the need to point out that this really is a witch hunt where the pedophiles are seen as some evil villains. In earlier centuries, it was normal for a 15 year old girl (sometimes younger) to get married. Personally, if she does it consensually, then it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned. However our society is still seeing sexual oppression reminiscent of Britain's Victorian era, where you could literally hang for being a slut.

    259. Re:LOL by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Thanks, sounds like I needed to be corrected.

    260. Re:LOL by Larryish · · Score: 1

      There are many parties, not just 2.

      50 percent x many parties > 100 percent

      You are bad at maths.

    261. Re:LOL by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

      very clever, sir. that enticed more than a mere chuckle from this one.

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    262. Re:LOL by mistahkurtz · · Score: 1

      uhh, exactly how clean are we talking?

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    263. Re:LOL by riondluz · · Score: 1

      "...any of the following symptoms occur: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations."
      Not to mention pedarrhea®

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    264. Re:LOL by skeeto · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look at his post history. It looks like he was cryogenically frozen 10 years ago ... during the Clinton administration. He must have been re-animated for the Obama administration, which was just in time to make this post. Therefore he has no idea what happened during the last 8 years.

      Of course, given the option I would cryogenically freeze myself during Republican administrations too. A wise move on his part.

    265. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not really fair. Every president has been a member of one of two major parties, although the parties have changed names (not exactly... but more or less) and platforms over the years (and votes for third parties can let them know what issues people find important).

    266. Re:LOL by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you RTFA? It's a bill introduced by a single House Rep from NY. With no co-sponsors.

      But thanks for letting us know your opinion of Obama...

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    267. Re:LOL by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      the artificial eyes are closer than you think. I've read a couple recent stories about people who have one fake eye that want to get a USB camera modified to fit inside the glass eye.

      Would they have to 'click' every time they blink? lol hate to sit next to them in the theater!

      But seriously, I think a *lot* of people would have a problem with secret photos even if they aren't distributed. It's more of the personal violation issue, because now there is always a risk they will become public...not to mention the blackmail potential.

      in the end this is gov't policing manners (a bad thing) to the Nth as a previous poster stated.

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    268. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. I actually live in King's district, and it's one of the only republican areas of new york. Think of it as an NY version of Orange county.

      Peter T King has made so many screwups in the past that it's unbelievable how he keeps getting re-elected (mainly because the people are rich and want their tax cut). He's a man who hypothesized the IRA and Al Qaeda joining forces, and was one of those who clung to Bush until near the end. He doesn't speak for me or many of the smart people in my district, but we'll see how it goes in 2010.

    269. Re:LOL by Grail · · Score: 1

      50/50 is the worst possible mix, short of 50%-1 for two parties and a couple of independents. Then it's the independents who run the government. I nice mix would be 30/30/30 of major parties (Democrats, Republicans, Greens), with a handful of those nasty religious types who feel that it is their duty to interfere with the Government, and suddenly you don't even need the Reps and the Dems to agree with each other on anything anymore, and the independents can't hold the Government hostage.

    270. Re:LOL by Grail · · Score: 1

      Then they came for those whose Digitla SLRs did not click when taking a picture through a 600mm telephoto lens, and I did not speak up because I did not own a 600mm telephoto lens.

    271. Re:LOL by Grail · · Score: 1

      heh heh... "sorry officer, I can't stop this phone clicking - some bug in the Section 75322 code, you know the one that insists that a camera makes a clicking noise? Apparently the manufacture didn't get around to reading the rest of the sentence..."

    272. Re:LOL by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Oh, I am, believe me. I am.

    273. Re:LOL by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      I don't care what you say. Berman was the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek.

    274. Re:LOL by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Cameras don't film people. People film people.

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    275. Re:LOL by he-sk · · Score: 1

      The sound comes from the mirror flipping up (and down). Better DSLRs have a mirror lock-up feature: The mirror flips up (making the sound), but the shutter stays closed. As you've guessed, this is done to minimize vibrations when the picture is actually taken.

      The up-shot is that this law would effectively outlaw that feature: Pervs could just keep the mirror in the up position all the time.

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    276. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The founding fathers did not care about protecting the rights of peoples mail from being read. Both before and after the war they read the mail of key people they know did not like the idea of them taking the land from Britain. The US Constitution was only to protect you in you own home from warrantless wiretaps if both parties are in the US. Ones the call is outside the US, the founding fathers did not care. We have more rights now then they did.

    277. Re:LOL by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Practically though, having a huge DSLR in your face already draws enough attention around you, so there's really no need for a artificial sound.

      Lobbyists will argue for an exemption on high-end cameras. And once you have one exemption...

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    278. Re:LOL by zeldorf · · Score: 1

      I know that's a joke, but he was thinking of his children. An his childrens children, etc.

    279. Re:LOL by daniorerio · · Score: 1

      yes I do, I also recognize bad taste when I see it...

    280. Re:LOL by iJusten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My phone doesn't allow turning the camera sound off. I usually just keep my thumb over the loudspeaker when I want to take photos of sleeping people etc.

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    281. Re:LOL by kandela · · Score: 1

      Great. There goes any hope of doing any useful wildlife photography.

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    282. Re:LOL by jandersen · · Score: 1

      If taking pictures covertly of women isnt right then why do people buy magazines with pictures of celebrities taken by the paparatzi in this manner?

      Because people aren't right? You know, the fact that lots of people do something doesn't make it right, good or even clever. Sometimes - some would argue most of the time - the majorioty are simply a bunch of oafs, who just follow a trend and don't even get as far as thinking about their actions from a moral or financial perspective. That is why so many now have a large number of credit cards, all maxed out. I mean, yes, the credit crunch has been caused in part because of highly questionable lending practises; but people went for it even though they ought to have known better.

      But why kick up a fuss about cameras making a noise when you take pictures? Are you going to lose important business because of it? Paparazzis don't generally let it stop them - they use SLR cameras that make a real click. But people complain about CCTV cameras - so obviously they dont like haing their pictures taken witout their consent; a click sound will make it slightly more likely that they will know they are being photographed, so they can protest against it if they don't like it. Isn't that reasonable? Or does "reasonable" only apply to yourself?

    283. Re:LOL by N1AK · · Score: 1

      I don't think this law is aimed at stopping people you think it is, an audible noise is probably intended to discourage people who are presented with a situation where they might consider taking a picture that is inappropriate. If this is the case then it is unlikely people will have damaged their phone etc to remove the sound.

      Even given the above my initial view is that this measure is unlikely to have been worth bringing into law. However as someone who has quite a few years left yet till I intend to have kids, I already have very little idea about kid and teen culture and perhaps the people who proposed this actually researched this issue properly and this solution works...

    284. Re:LOL by mpe · · Score: 1

      And as its "law", then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone

      Presumably you'd also be able to tell the frame rate from the noise made by the camera.

    285. Re:LOL by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      CCTVs are typically placed in businesses or offices and you know where they are. Typically they'll be a fixed camera pointed where you can see it or they'll be vegas style bubble cams.

      You do have a point there, but the other side is that most people seem to accept CCTV on the basis that "they're not really looking at ME; just the scumbags". Which is largely equivalent to "that phone has a camera, but it's not ME he's going to photograph."

    286. Re:LOL by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength."

      I know, too obvious...

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    287. Re:LOL by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Liberate tutame ex inferis?

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    288. Re:LOL by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      No. Why legitimise such an ambit claim? If they had never made such a claim, you'd never offer a compromise of a law about simply taking photographs.

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    289. Re:LOL by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      "So sorry, Officer. I work on Model Planes and must have dripped some superglue into the speaker socket by accident. Woe is me."

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    290. Re:LOL by Gabrill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then maybe we should make laws about the taking of pictures, not silly little sounds

      That's no good, we already ignore those laws, and it's boring now. We need NEW laws to ignore!

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    291. Re:LOL by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Except that warrant-less wiretapping has not been found to be unconstitutional. That kind of ruins your whole post.

    292. Re:LOL by Choozy · · Score: 1

      ...Discontinue reading posts by Pedantic-Man(tm) if any of the following symptoms occur: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. Pedantic-Man(tm) may stick to certain types of skin...

      You forgot to add... "May contain traces of nuts"...

    293. Re:LOL by One+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Well all you'd have to do is change your name to "Baby Shakinthatass".

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    294. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this modded funny? Insightful seems more appropriate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_they_came...

    295. Re:LOL by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Of course the ONLY way to take a photograph is with a phone.

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    296. Re:LOL by lartful_dodger · · Score: 1

      You've never been to London, have you.
      We hear almost exactly that at railway stations...
      Annoying as hell.

      From a loudspeaker next to the camera: "Fear not citizen, you are being filmed for your own protection. Be Well."

      That would sure make me feel better.

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    297. Re:LOL by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      If taking pictures covertly of women isnt right then why do people buy magazines with pictures of celebrities taken by the paparatzi in this manner?

      Or people in public by government cameras, police cameras and what not for that matter?

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    298. Re:LOL by Agripa · · Score: 1

      That could depend on which wildlife you wish to photograph.

    299. Re:LOL by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once the video is on a computer, there are 6,742 ways to extract a single frame.

      No, there's 6743. You forgot EMACS.

    300. Re:LOL by psmears · · Score: 1

      Pervs could just keep the mirror in the up position all the time.

      Wouldn't that mean you couldn't see through the viewfinder - defeating the point of having an SLR?

    301. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They're legal. However you have to buy a silencer for which the tax has already been payed, made before 1984 when the tax certificates were no longer issued. If you can find a legal one, you can transfer it perfectly legally, though. You can also purchase as many as you like if you are a class III federal certified gun dealer.

    302. Re:LOL by grahamm · · Score: 1

      But with a DSLR and telephoto lens, the sound would have to be very loud for the subject to hear it.

    303. Re:LOL by he-sk · · Score: 1

      True. That's what tripods are for.

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    304. Re:LOL by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I don't own a single firearm, bullet, or even an axe.

      Well, I can see where that would qualify you to speak on the topic.

      Speaking as somebody who does own firearms, and who is in the process of buying a suppressor, let me correct the record.

      A) The "Class 3" refers to the license a dealer has to have to transfer a suppressor (or other item regulated by the National Firearms Act of 1934). It refers to the class of Special Occupation Taxpayer (SOT) license he has to deal in firearms. There is no license per se required for mere ownership.

      B) There is a $200 transfer fee per NFA item. They are "shall-issue" at the Federal level: if you have no criminal record, and what you propose to buy is legal in your jurisdiction, your application will be granted. Most things are legal in most places; some states have more restrictive laws on one or more of the general categories under the NFA (machine guns, short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, suppressors, destructive devices, "any other weapon"). If your state forbids them, the Feds will deny the transfer.

      Note that "high capacity firearm" and "armor-piercing ammunition" are not on that list. The former are not subject to special regulation at the Federal level since the expiry of the "Assault Weapons" ban in 2004, and the latter is regulated for pistols, but there isn't a transfer tax or such, just a restriction on manufacture or import.

      C) Holding fee? What are you talking about? And the sheriff doesn't have to do a background check, at least not according to the Feds (some states may require it). In fact, as far as the Feds are concerned, you're not necessarily even required to talk to you local law enforcement: you can either get a signature from your Chief Law Enforcement Officer, or you can form a trust or corporation to own the NFA item, bypassing the CLEO entirely. This option is getting more popular.

      Hope that clears things up.

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    305. Re:LOL by fafaforza · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you thought this whole thing though pretty thoroughly.

    306. Re:LOL by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
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    307. Re:LOL by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Once the video is on a computer, there are 6,742 ways to extract a single frame.

      Yes, I'm aware of that. Re-reading my post, I didn't get my point across clearly. Phones don't have a lot of memory, and video is a memory hog, so using video mode to take stills means that you can't take as many "stills". Since phones don't have the ability (AFAIK) to extract a single frame from a video, you are limited as to how many "stills" you can take between uploads/memcard swaps.

      Hell, there's really no reason it has to be a phone at all. It just has to look like a phone.

      Um... we are discussing a law that says phones with cameras must "click", so yes, it must be a phone. Anything else is off topic.

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    308. Re:LOL by rgviza · · Score: 1

      in my state CCTV isn't admissible in court unless there's a prominent sign telling you that you are on camera. Doesn't matter if it's a business or not.

      The cameras the police put up have bright blue flashing lights, however red light cameras don't, which begs the question...

      There are already laws in place which forbid filming people without their knowledge, unless you are photographing under special situations (a news story etc). If this law passes people will just disable the noise maker and keep on doing what they are doing.

      As well, there are traditional film cameras that have silent shutters. The iris shutter of the Leica viewfinder cameras are a perfect example. They are whisper quiet, which makes them great cameras for wildlife photography. They'd better get these too... /sarcasm off

      What a stupid law.

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    309. Re:LOL by knutkracker · · Score: 1

      How long before their "laws" say that our guns have to make a "bang" sound?

      I think they're more likely to say it should go 'click'.

    310. Re:LOL by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Well, to be honest, with a name like "Scrameustache", I can't blame the camera for being suspicious. That just screams early black and white movie villain.

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    311. Re:LOL by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Because celebrities aren't people. They are cloned organisms created solely for our amusement, and have no rights.

    312. Re:LOL by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      There is actually a clause that would make it illegal for Hillary Clinton (and many of the congressmen joining Obama's cabinet) to take office without a change to the pay. There is a prohibition against "self-dealing" in the Constitution that means members of Congress cannot accept a job which was created or had the pay raised by a bill which was passed under their watch. The solution is a Saxbe fix, which resets the pay of a position to undo any increases enacted under the congressman's current term. Strict literalists believe the Saxbe fix is unconstitutional (since the text of the Constitution states that the pay cannot be raised at all, not that it must be the same, so they claim that lowering it back down does not fix the problem), but reasonable people tend to think it completely satisfies the intent of the rule.

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    313. Re:LOL by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      More likely you signed out (accidentally, or due to cookie expiration) and didn't notice before you posted.

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    314. Re:LOL by n6mod · · Score: 1

      Need I point out that Pedantic-Man(nominative use, forget your silly glyphs) got the definition of ® wrong?

      There's a hint in the entity name, it's REGistered trademark. "All Rights Reserved" is copyright language, nothing to do with trademarks.

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    315. Re:LOL by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Touche!

    316. Re:LOL by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      I'm mostly onboard with the idea that our society has remained almost unbelievably prudish about sex. But regarding this:

      In earlier centuries, it was normal for a 15 year old girl (sometimes younger) to get married. Personally, if she does it consensually, then it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned.

      The thing is, we have age-of-consent laws because it's sort of meaningless for a 15 year old girl to give "consent" to marriage. At that age, neither girls nor boys know enough about what they're getting into to truly consent to a marriage.

      And sure, mores do change with the times. In earlier centuries, it was also pretty common for those 15 year olds to be literally purchased from their parents. So while we're far from utopia, I think that things are a whole lot better now on balance than they were back then. I vote for increasing sexual freedom for grownups, with continued protection for kids.

    317. Re:LOL by fractoid · · Score: 1

      No, actually because it's a law they'll have something to nail you with if ever they feel the need.

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    318. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Natural born" means that you acquired US citizenship as a birthright, not through naturalisation.

      If you are born abroad but one or both parents are US citizens, then you would acquire citizenship provided that a parent had been a citizen for a minimum period of time. However, 5 years of that minimum period must be after the age of 16.

      If Obama had been born outside of the US (he wasn't), he would be ineligible as his mother was under 21 at the time.

    319. Re:LOL by blueskies · · Score: 1

      You mean like kids at a soccer game? Or kids at a concert? You have read the terms of going to a concert, right? Do they ever pan the crowd at football games? Never, right?

      People don't have to ask you to take your picture. And they don't have to tell you what they are taking a picture of. Grow up. Why would you think people can't do those things legally?

    320. Re:LOL by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Why would you need a phone to take pictures? What about a little camera?

    321. Re:LOL by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Introduced by Peter King, a vile REPUBLICAN congressman.

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    322. Re:LOL by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      outlaw thumbs.

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    323. Re:LOL by goaliemn · · Score: 1

      I took a picture of my new nephew and the sound from my phone scared him. He started crying and wailing.

      This is a law being passed as a knee jerk reaction and shouldn't even be an issue.

    324. Re:LOL by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I'm mostly onboard with the idea that our society has remained almost unbelievably prudish about sex. But regarding this:

      In earlier centuries, it was normal for a 15 year old girl (sometimes younger) to get married. Personally, if she does it consensually, then it's none of my business as far as I'm concerned.

      The thing is, we have age-of-consent laws because it's sort of meaningless for a 15 year old girl to give "consent" to marriage. At that age, neither girls nor boys know enough about what they're getting into to truly consent to a marriage.

      And sure, mores do change with the times. In earlier centuries, it was also pretty common for those 15 year olds to be literally purchased from their parents. So while we're far from utopia, I think that things are a whole lot better now on balance than they were back then. I vote for increasing sexual freedom for grownups, with continued protection for kids.

      Not to mention, the average life expectancy back in say, medieval times was quite less than it is today, so 15 years old then and 15 years old of today are quite different matters, from that perspective. You were an old maid if you weren't married by 20, then.

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    325. Re:LOL by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      In Virginia, local law enforcement can't refuse to grant the permit per state law. Not sure where you live, but other states no doubt have similar statutes.

    326. Re:LOL by StewBaby2005 · · Score: 1

      I wonder what is meant by 'audible click' e.g. Krakatoa 'audible'. So this would apply to all cameras, VCRs, etc.., right? Am I going to have to put a subwoofer on my Olympus OM-1? What really is the problem these idiots are trying to solve? Would it be citizens photographing riot police beating other citizens? I'm glad I'll be dead soon...

    327. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was kidding. That's a joke name, like "Sillius Soddus" or "Biggus Dickus".

    328. Re:LOL by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If you would have read the decision itself instead of letting some liberal blogger dissect the ruling to the bash Bush benefit

      I did. You should try to understand it.

      You should actually read it because the issues at hand in why the PAA was challenged are the exact same as with the TSP.

      No, they aren't. The TSP is challenged as being illegal both as violation of the Fourth Amendment and as violation of the statute law at the time it was initiated, which expressly prohibits the conduct admittedly committed under the TSP (which the then-President claimed was legal anyway under independent authorities of the President.)

      The case on the PAA never found any independent authority of the President, it found that the PAA was within the Constitutional authority of Congress and that executive action within its bounds was within an exception to the warrant requirement of the 4th Amendment and met the reasonableness requirement of the 4th amendment. This doesn't support the legality of the any TSP actions outside the bounds of the PAA, since those were not Congressionally authorized at all (and some were Congressionally prohibited), so the finding on the authority of Congress does not support them. But that finding is critical to the finding on Fourth Amendment reasonableness, since authorization by legislative authority is, while not on its own enough to make something reasonable, a factor in reasonableness.

      BTW, if some of those statements I quoted from the court looks familiar, it's because it is the exact same line of reasoning given in support of the TSP.

      The fact that the court echoed some of the arguments made by defenders of the TSP being within independent Presidential authority when it found that the PAA was within Congress's authority and that actions within the bounds of the PAA were within the President's authority given the existence of the PAA does not mean that the court found the TSP legal. It did not.

      There are two Constitutional bases on which the TSP is commonly challenged:
      1) That some of the actions known or believed to have been carried out under the TSP are outside the Constitutional power of the government, and
      2) That some of the actions known or believed to have been carried out under the TSP were prohibited by statute at the time committed, and are therefore outside of the legal power of those committing them whether or not they would be within the power of government if the statute law were either silent or supportive.

      Only #1 applies to the actions within the PAA that were challenged in the case at issue, and the ruling of the court only addresses #1 with regard to those issues. It does not address #2 with regard to the issues outside of the PAA. Defenders of the independent authority of the President, of course, have to address both #1 and #2, so its unsurprising that a court that found that the PAA was within the Constitutional power of government would echo some of their arguments on #1, but echoing those arguments says nothing about #2. There is a difference between the powers of government and the independent power of the President; that an something is within the former does not mean it is within the latter.

    329. Re:LOL by Quantumstate · · Score: 1

      Telephoto lens? Surely you don't fit one of those onto your phone. The article only mentioned camera phones, I presume because if oyu have a camera it is more obvious that you are taking a photo whereas with a phone you could be texting or anything else.

    330. Re:LOL by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I don't think this law is aimed at stopping people you think it is, an audible noise is probably intended to discourage people who are presented with a situation where they might consider taking a picture that is inappropriate.

      That is exactly why I thought this law is being put into place. In other words, it's to try to keep some guy from taking upskirt pictures without the lady knowing about it. But what I'm saying is that if he really wants to do it, there are so many ways of getting around this law that it's like putting your fingers in the cracks of a dam when half the dam has already washed away. This law would utterly pointless. But there are times when you would like to take a legitimate picture, but the sound of the phone would be annoying to those around you, like at a concert, opera, ballet, wedding, funeral, etc. This law would do nothing to stop what ever its intended to stop, and harm those who are doing nothing wrong. In that way, it's more than completely pointless, it's also harmful.

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    331. Re:LOL by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      How will you hear your phone ring, or hear someone talking on the phone?

      My phone has two speakers; one for the ear, and one for speaker phone capabilities. I never use the speaker phone. My phone is always on vibrate. I could cut that speaker and lose no functionality whatsoever.

      Most phones do not have provisions for consumer written firmware to be installed.

      Neither does the iPhone, but people have jail broken it. Most (if not all) phones do have this capability whether they explicitly allow it or not, and as another poster mentioned, just because you can't do it, doesn't mean someone else won't.

      Phones do not come with interchangeable lenses. You get a "one size fits all" generic lens, and that's it.

      True, for the most part, camera phones don't have interchangeable lenses. But this does bring up a counter point to the law. If they are trying to stop pervs from taking pictures of that teenage girl bending over to tie her shoe, the guy could still do so from far away. This law can't even begin to address that issue. So it tries to address the issue of the perv standing right behind her, but as I've pointed out, he's already gotten around the sound issue.

      Besides, if you just mv silence.mp3 shutterclick.mp3, then you are in full compliance of the law.

      Thanks for adding to the list yet another easy workaround to the law. It's totally pointless. It doesn't stop its intended target, but does hamper legitimate uses. It's a stupid law.

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    332. Re:LOL by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      True, I shouldn't have mentioned a telephoto lens. As far as I am aware, no camera phone has that capability yet. But even if they never did, a camera from a distance with a telephoto lens could do the same thing as a clicking nearby camera phone could, but silently, even if it did make a clicking noise, and the camera would be far enough away that you'd be hard pressed to know what it's taking a picture of.

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    333. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop Touching the children!

    334. Re:LOL by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 1

      Simple, attach the click to a blowhorn... then I will be taking pics for the hell of it... movie theater, restaurant, sports game (oh wait I don't go outdoors...)

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    335. Re:LOL by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "then how about the CCTV's all making a noise when they photograph everyone."

      And what about video? So if I take a picture of someone it has to "click", but if I take a video it doesn't? Because it's only a matter of time before our phones are taking HD 1920x1080 videos, and the video frames are equivalent to the 2mp photos most phones take now. Are they going to make a law saying video cameras have to make sounds too?

      THIS PHONE IS RECORDING VIDEO...
      THIS PHONE IS RECORDING VIDEO...
      THIS PHONE IS RECORDING VIDEO...

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    336. Re:LOL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I once discovered that if I let the flash in a disposable camera charge up and then smacked the camera against my hand, it discharged without taking a picture. I drove everyone crazy that evening...

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    337. Re:LOL by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      Did someone use their phone to take a picture of a Congressman's daughter drunk at a college party?

      Well, yeah, but it's probably happened again since then...

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    338. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but at least they'd know when they are being filmed for the newest girls gone wild video.

    339. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your old-style crank?

    340. Re:LOL by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Not all phones have lots of memory now... somehow I wouldn't bet on this being the case two years from now.

    341. Re:LOL by Phydaux · · Score: 1

      What is terribly depressing about this, is that it is already going on in Britain. Just go visit Middlesbrough.

    342. Re:LOL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, gee, it's not really that hard to figure out. Camera phones look like phones. If someone is thinking "camera" they'll react differently than when they're thinking "phone". This is true for any candid photography, not just the perverted kind.

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    343. Re:LOL by lgw · · Score: 1

      He was born in the US, but (apparantly) his birth did not, under the local laws at the time, qualify him for citzenship (his mother was too young, or something odd like that). It's perfectly reasonable for the SCOTUS to say "hey, born in the US is all that matters, end of story", but they haven't. And worse, they rejected hearing the case on the basis of "standing", saying not that the case had no merit, but that an ordinary citizen lacks standing to challange an elected official who doesn't meet the constitutional requirements for office. That's particularly troubling.

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    344. Re:LOL by lgw · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the reduction in pay is cool (it's very hard to find a reliable source for this by Googling, for some reason). I'm glad someone cared.

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    345. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      What part was Terrifying? The part where you could read it yourself or how I made it appear as redacted because of my mistaken wording.

      I'm not seeing what you are I guess. That is probably why I left off with the sarcasm I did.

    346. Re:LOL by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you forgot the obvious one:

      'Buy an existing 2nd hand phone in the market that does not make a noise'

      As there are plenty of small, good quality camera phones, are they going to outlaw them?

      Quite enough I suspect to supply the 'evil-doers' for quite some time.

      IE: the whole idea is pointless.

    347. Re:LOL by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Ah, damn. I fail.

    348. Re:LOL by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I have a good fwiend in Woooome named Biggus Dickus, You insensitive cwod!

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    349. Re:LOL by Nothing2Chere · · Score: 1

      You see the hypocrisy, but you haven't fully realized that by getting you all worked up over the inane and useless Protect-The-Children law they are diverting some of your attention away from what The Man Behind The Curtain is doing. N2C

    350. Re:LOL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, being so pedantic and all, Pedantic-Man^TM might be reminded that the trademark logo is the letters T and M, uppercase, in superscript, and not enclosed in a circle.

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    351. Re:LOL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      (Standard disclaimer applies about trademarks belonging to their proper owners and use not implying ownership or endorsement and so on.)

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    352. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy, Rep Peter T. King, is actually a Republican.

      That factor doesn't necessitate him having any common sense, despite it typically implying the fact.

    353. Re:LOL by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Some phones have micro SD card slots. 2GB of space is enough for a good, long video, even if the phone records in something like motion jpeg.

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    354. Re:LOL by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Quiet, you! When Democrats come up with bad laws, they do it with good intentions!

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    355. Re:LOL by nedlohs · · Score: 2

      Except that there was no such law. The "citizen parent must have had 5 years of residency after the age of 16" rule applied to people born outside the US to a US citizen - as mentioned Hawaii was in fact a US state at the time and hence not outside the US.

      Thinking about it for ten seconds should show that such a law doesn't pass a sniff test. Seriously every baby born to a citizen under 21 with the other parent being foreign is not a citizen? Ridiculous.

      Not just ridiculous, completely not true. Feel free to provide a reference to the law you claim existed - the statute number and so forth.

    356. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I did. You should try to understand it.

      If you read it and actually understood it, you wouldn't have said it only applied to the PAA and the powers of congress. That statement right there contradicts your entire premise. The rulling specifically said it applied to the government having a special interest over the fourth amendment.

      No, they aren't. The TSP is challenged as being illegal both as violation of the Fourth Amendment and as violation of the statute law at the time it was initiated, which expressly prohibits the conduct admittedly committed under the TSP (which the then-President claimed was legal anyway under independent authorities of the President.)

      The ruling said the government not just congress or a court or anything else had a special need in collecting foreign intelligence information in matters of national security that bypassed the fourth amendment. Now, it doesn't take a rocket scientist or a theoretical physicist to see that if there is a special need now given the circumstances that were prevalent back then, then there would be the same need back then. So the TSP will pass muster on the fourth clause regardless of who enacted it (congress of the administration). The PPA was, with the exception of a few extra safegards, the same thing as the TSP. All the paperwork was there and so on with the exception of a review process. The court said specifically that the paperwork and procedures in place, citing a 1981 executive order implemented by President Ronald Reagan were enough to not need a specific warrant and the potential of abuse isn't enough to assume the government won't act in good faith. That right there is enough to clear the TSP of any warrant requirement. But it says more that will squash anything you might be thinking.

      The main objections in law was that it violated FISA. However, it only Violated FISA because terrorist were not defined as foreign powers and that primary purpose needed to be for foreign intelligence gathering. FISA did allow taps without warrant for foreign powers and agent of foreign powers regardless of their physical location. The court already addressed the terrorist and terrorism being a special need in the fourth amendment part clearing that up and it also drew from previous cases where the court claims the power to collect foreign intelligence rested on the administration (tuong). So that leaves the Primary purpose part. The rulling specifically says that it "Drew an "unstable, unrealistic, and confusing" line between foreign intelligence purpose and criminal investigation purposed" as it's justification for throwing that argument out. Now, It doesn't take a team of rocket scientists or theoretical physicists to see if it is true today, it would have been true yesterday.

      Your right, the ruling didn't specifically say the TSP was legal, but all the fundamental concerns over it were addressed and if any future ruling drew off this one, they would have no choice but to rule it legal under the same fundamental principles as this case. Every fundamental concern about the TSP, including the possibility of misuse was addressed and stood as legal as well as in compliance with the constitution.

      The case on the PAA never found any independent authority of the President, it found that the PAA was within the Constitutional authority of Congress and that executive action within its bounds was within an exception to the warrant requirement of the 4th Amendment and met the reasonableness requirement of the 4th amendment. This doesn't support the legality of the any TSP actions outside the bounds of the PAA, since those were not Congressionally authorized at all (and some were Congressionally prohibited), so the finding on the authority of Congress does not support them. But that finding is critical to the finding on Fourth Amendment reasonableness, since authorization by legislative authority is, while not on its own enough to make som

    357. Re:LOL by mudimba · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no criminal mastermind will ever figure out the hack of pressing their finger over the speaker.

    358. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I need a clarification. Why would anyone need a suppressor.

      Suppressors reduce the noise generated by a firearm.

      Thank you, Captain Obvious!

    359. Re:LOL by Mango+Fett · · Score: 1

      Great. I finally get my invisibility cloak working, and now I can't silence my camera phone.

      Oh, what's this on the dressing room wall?..."Lane Bryant?"

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!

    360. Re:LOL by black_lbi · · Score: 1

      For the record, I know all of this not because I'm a gun buff, but because I'm a writer, and I like to write about assassins. I find it best if an author knows how something actually works before she goes and writes about it.

      Just being curious (and a little intrigued) ... where could I find one of your books?

    361. Re:LOL by KatAngel · · Score: 1

      I'm only a hobbiest writer, not a professional. I haven't published anything. But one doesn't have to be published to be a writer. ;)

    362. Re:LOL by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If you read it and actually understood it, you wouldn't have said it only applied to the PAA and the powers of congress. That statement right there contradicts your entire premise. The rulling specifically said it applied to the government having a special interest over the fourth amendment.

      Yeah, you still don't get it. The two issues are:

      1) Is the government barred from this action by the Fourth Amendment?
      and
      2) Can the President do it, even when it is expressly prohibited by statute?

      The case was about the PAA, so it addressed only #1.

      It did not address #2, which is an important grounds on which the TSP outside of (and particularly prior to) the PAA has been challenged.

      It, therefore, not only did not specifically hold the TSP as a whole legal, it did not say anything about a major grounds for challenges against the TSP.

      You have to look past the physical words of the ruling into the cases it has drawn to support it's ruling. It has pulled from several other cases (each cited well enough to get the fundamentals of) like Tuong, Keith and the secrete sealed case 310 f.3d 717. It hits more but these are the ones I remember. What that does is show that the cases the court pulled from believed that the president had the executive ability to conduct national security investigations and surveillance in matters of foreign intelligence purposes.

      First off, I'm familiar with the (publicly revealed) portions of the cases at issue, and this characterization is not accurate, but that's beside the point, since the citation of one case by another does not mean the court is approving anything in the cited case except the part relevant to question at issue in the case being decided, and the question (and the holding) in the case did not address the issue of independent powers of the President.

      Now congress can no more limit the powers of the president by a law then they can pass a law limiting the powers of the supreme court to rule on certain cases in matters of constitutionality.

      That depends; there are two types of "independent" Presidential powers (that is, powers which don't stem from specific legislative) -- inherent powers which Congress cannot limit, and what might be called "negative powers" the President has so long as no contrary law exists -- in foreign affairs, the second class of powers is particularly large. Views on the scope of the first class of powers vary widely; they at least extend so far as certain express Constitutional powers of the Presidency (e.g., the pardon and veto), what else they contain is subject to much debate. The recent case on the PAA doesn't address either kind of independent Presidential power (and even if it had, it would have been dicta not binding precedent) because the issue before it only concerned actions under an express Congressional grant of power. Courts are not legislatures, they have power only to address the questions brought before them.

    363. Re:LOL by shnull · · Score: 0

      a bit imperfect, as are most paper laws but imo not a totally bad idea as far as personal privacy goes, dubbleplusgood :p

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    364. Re:LOL by thegnu · · Score: 3, Funny

      but start impacting photography professionals and you'll have riots in the streets.

      Friedmud

      I'd love to see a professional photographer riot. That would be great. They'd all be excitedly taking pictures of each other while they got beaten to a bloody pulp. :)

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    365. Re:LOL by ztransform · · Score: 1

      I know, too obvious...

      Riiight, because today's corporate advertising, and political campaigning is so subtle. (See Patriot Act)

    366. Re:LOL by ztransform · · Score: 1

      "if they implement face recognition, I want CCTVs to state in a loud, offcial voice "I see you, [Insert Name]!"

      I see you, not sure!

    367. Re:LOL by shermo · · Score: 1

      Go to jail to do what? The suspense is killing me

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    368. Re:LOL by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      Liberate tutame ex inferis?

      More or less. Government cannot save everyone from every little thing.

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    369. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just strikes one as a bit hypocritical for our representatives to be worrying about improper use of cell phones by some random pervert, when the NSA's domestic surveillance operations have systematically violated our civil liberties on an industrial scale over the past few years.

      Oh, didn't you get the memo? The government seems to have a warrant to do whatever they want.

    370. Re:LOL by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yes, I did think this whole thing though pretty thoroughly.
      Very complex. It took me nearly two and a half seconds.

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    371. Re:LOL by jackchance · · Score: 1

      Every ./er should write Peter King (the jackass introducing the bill) and explain to him why he is a moron.

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    372. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The problem is that sexually mature young adults have been artificially defined as "children", which is neither historically nor biologically correct. Prior to the 20th century, virtually every human society had it's coming of age between 13 and 15.

      A person who seeks out sex with an adolescent is not, by proper (vs popular) definition, a pedophile -- they are correctly called Ephebophiles. Pedophiles are people who have sex with PRE-PUBESCENT children.

    373. Re:LOL by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you still don't get it. The two issues are:

      1) Is the government barred from this action by the Fourth Amendment?
      and
      2) Can the President do it, even when it is expressly prohibited by statute?

      I get it, I already addressed it. Those two specifically. Did you not understand my reply? Both of these were addressed in the courts ruling on the Fourth amendment. It found that the government had a special need for an exception to the search clause of the fourth in the same matter as the PAA. In doing that, it referenced several cases, two of which said the president had an executive privilege that allowed him to order wire taps for foreign intelligence in matters of national security. Congress can't take an executive privilege away from the president. It's part of that pesky separation of powers thing that is all the rave.

      The case was about the PAA, so it addressed only #1.

      It did not address #2, which is an important grounds on which the TSP outside of (and particularly prior to) the PAA has been challenged.

      It, therefore, not only did not specifically hold the TSP as a whole legal, it did not say anything about a major grounds for challenges against the TSP.

      It held other cases valid and applicable that held the president had the ability to order foreign intelligence taps as an executive privilege. This in and of itself says the president has the power. It even cited it when it referenced 310 F.3d 717.

      First off, I'm familiar with the (publicly revealed) portions of the cases at issue, and this characterization is not accurate, but that's beside the point, since the citation of one case by another does not mean the court is approving anything in the cited case except the part relevant to question at issue in the case being decided, and the question (and the holding) in the case did not address the issue of independent powers of the President.

      The court said the case before them is the functional equivalent of 310 F.3d 717. They drew from that specifically in this opinion as well as Executive order 12333 signed by Reagan in 1981 where it says

      The proceedures incorporated through section 2.5 of Executive order 12333, made aplicable to the surveilances through the certifications and directives, serve to allay the probably cause concern. That section states in relevent part:
      The Attorney General hereby is delegated the power to approve the use for intelligence purposed, within the United State or against a United States person abroad, of any technique for which a warrant would be required if undertaken for law enforcement purposes, provided that such techniques shall not be undertaken unless the ATTorney General has determined in each case that there is probable cause to believe that the technique is directed against a foreign power or an agent of a foreign power.

      Now, the only problem left here is whether a foreign power or an agent of a foreign power can be a terrorist that isn't defined in connection with any one country. Of course the court already indicated that they can by this ruling when determining the "special needs". So the entire picture is, if this case is valid, then the TSP was too. It followed the same rules and fundamentals set forth here to hold the PAA valid. Now think about that carefully, it held that a law was valid because the same fundamentals that were in play during the TSP was valid. Sure this is saying the law is valid, but how it does it says the TSP is valid too.

      That depends; there are two types of "independent" Presidential powers (that is, powers which don't stem from specific legislative) -- inherent powers which Congress cannot limit, and what might be called "negative powers" the President has so long as no contrary law exists -- in foreign affairs, the second class of

    374. Re:LOL by DiamondMX · · Score: 1

      But don't think of them too much, or too loudly.

    375. Re:LOL by Xabraxas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Again this is all hypothetical, and an exercise in proving the law is idiotic. The point is, there are plenty of ways to silence a cell phone, even without a menu item.

      This is my point exactly. The pervs won't stop taking pictures because of this law. They will find a way around it but it makes life more difficult for the average consumer who doesn't want some hokey clicking noise. It's like DRM music, it makes life very difficult for the average consumer who wants to move their music from their old PC to their new one, or from their PC to a portable device but it hasn't stopped the proliferation of ripped music.

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    376. Re:LOL by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I swear this was already a law as pretty much everything that takes a pictures already *does* this.

      Both my digital camera and the camera on my phone DEFAULT to making a click noise when you take a picture but it can be turned off. The click noise is just hokey and annoying, I can't believe you won't be able to turn it off in the future. That's just ludicrous.

      Just hold on to your old camera. I have an old 1.2 megapixel from back when they were the new hotness. It takes decent pictures. I'll keep using it until it dies, or AA batteries go the way of betamax.

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    377. Re:LOL by RockDoctor · · Score: 0

      I took a picture of my new nephew and the sound from my phone scared him. He started crying and wailing.

      And quite right too. Bloody paediatrician, you should be hung. Hung like a strange fruit, not like a donkey.

      This is a law being passed as a knee jerk reaction and shouldn't even be an issue.

      You jerk off on people's knees too. You DOG! does your perversion know no bounds?

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    378. Re:LOL by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Surely any Pedophiler will just open up his phone and cut the traces to the speaker... unless all phones become solid, unopenable an utterly impenetrable slabs of plastic.

      Sounds like Apple's wet dream.

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  2. What about open source phones? by pwnies · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What does this mean for open source phones? Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?

    1. Re:What about open source phones? by jandrese · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It probably means they will have to add a hardware feature to put a sound over the ringer speakers (even when muted!) when the camera is activated. I imagine that the worst offenders would just patch out a firmware fix.

      This is bad news for things like the iPhone however, since it would mean you would have to disallow third party access to the camera to insure your phone doesn't run afoul of the law, which would be a problem for people who want to use the camera for things besides taking pantyshots, like games.

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    2. Re:What about open source phones? by anss123 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What does this mean for open source phones? Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?

      No. But if the police catch you and you're Android doesn't 'click' - even if you don't have anything illegal on the phone - they have something to charge you with.

    3. Re:What about open source phones? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      No, but I bet Microsoft or Apple will make that argument, since it would eliminate a competitor to their respective mobile OSes.

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    4. Re:What about open source phones? by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nevermind that, you could open up the phone and cut the wire to the speaker! So not only does this leave a large area to interpretation, it's easy to circumvent with a little determination.

    5. Re:What about open source phones? by Unending · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about capturing a frame of video, how are they going to handle that?
      Obviously they haven't thought this out and it will like many other bills die a quiet death.

    6. Re:What about open source phones? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know how it goes. The phone will be released with the US OS, which doesn't include the stuff that is illegal here.

      But you can go immediately to sites overseas and download a version that has all the good stuff pre-included. Since the phone OS is basically designed for this sort of swapping, it's hard to see how they could prevent this.

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    7. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Would open source cars not require turn signals?

      Stupid question.

    8. Re:What about open source phones? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess it depends on how the law is written.

      It would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone.

      What does it mean to be "equipped with a means" to do something? If I don't include any option in my list of settings, but it's easily hacked to silence the click, is that "equipped with a means of disabling the tone"?

      If so, then it seems like a potential engineering problem. How are you going to make a tamper-proof phone? With many phones, the speaker isn't that loud anyway, and you could probably muffle a single clicking sound by taping over the hole in the case in front of the speaker.

      If being able to alter the phone in such a way as to disable it doesn't count, then open source software shouldn't be a problem so long as it's distributed without exposing that setting by whomever is distributing it.

      And because of all that, I don't see any reason why this wouldn't be a dumb law. It's either going to be very hard for manufacturers to comply with it, or else very easy to circumvent for the consumer.

    9. Re:What about open source phones? by pieterh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, the "Video Phone Predator Act" is in preparation, it requires all video-capable phones to make a government-mandated "heavy breathing" noise when filming.

      Next, the "Spy Glass Predator Act" will make it necessary for any hidden camera to marked with blinking red/blue LEDs and make a "pshooost!" sound each time it takes a frame.

      And finally, we have the bi-partisan "Window Predator Act", which requires all Glass Windows to be painted in black. This bill was sponsored by the Ink Manufacturers Association of America (IMAA).

      Happily Obama has promised "transparency", so the windows are probably safe.

    10. Re:What about open source phones? by billster0808 · · Score: 1

      Or even better, just change the sound to be completely silent. No hardware mods required

    11. Re:What about open source phones? by 2short · · Score: 4, Informative

      It means nothing for open source or anything else because it is not a "New Law".

      It is a bill, introduced by single Republican Congressman, and not co-sponsored by anyone. To become law it just needs the support of 215 more congress people, 50 senators and the President...

      It means nothing except that Peter T. King (R-NY) is an idiot, a fact already well established, IMO.

    12. Re:What about open source phones? by svnt · · Score: 1

      Luckily for us - er, for perverts - their clicks become smoothed into a nice 30 Hz tone.

      Bring on the cell phone subwoofers.

    13. Re:What about open source phones? by yttrstein · · Score: 1

      What does it mean for mechanical film cameras, specifically Leica M series? Will they have to be made louder to comply with this law?

    14. Re:What about open source phones? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nevermind that, you could open up the phone and cut the wire to the speaker! So not only does this leave a large area to interpretation, it's easy to circumvent with a little determination.

      And then I could also cut the wire to the earpiece speaker, and then my phone also wouldn't have to play those annoying "mother/wife/boss talking" sounds.

    15. Re:What about open source phones? by Theoboley · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'll require it make the sound of a movie reel being played in a theater.

      *Click click click clickclickclick*

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    16. Re:What about open source phones? by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      What about capturing a frame of video, how are they going to handle that? Obviously they haven't thought this out and it will like many other bills die a quiet death.

      Don't count on it. Any politician voting against this one for any reason must, by definition, be a predator and must be dealt with accordingly.

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    17. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut the wire to the speaker ... on a phone. Now that's using the ole bean!

    18. Re:What about open source phones? by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like many other bills die a quiet death, but nonetheless expending taxpayer dollars and making sure there is no time to read the earmarks of major bills.

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    19. Re:What about open source phones? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      A video is just a series of pictures.

      Clearly, your camera has to click once per picture taken.

      duh.

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    20. Re:What about open source phones? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of when I went to Westminster abbey.

      It was forbidden to take pictures on the day I was there but not the day before or after. There were unescorted people taking pictures everywhere and yet the priest with us on our tour was very serious that we should not take pictures.

      My solution was to put the video camera on, in the bag, where it could video as we walked.

      It was such a stupid arbitrary rule.

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    21. Re:What about open source phones? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0

      And a phone without a speaker is useful for...What exactly?

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    22. Re:What about open source phones? by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      That would make is a broken music player, and shitty digital camera. ha.

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    23. Re:What about open source phones? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

      And a phone without a speaker is useful for...What exactly?

      Taking perverted pictures of the guy in the next stall over ;)

      Senator Craig, is that you?

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    24. Re:What about open source phones? by Nikker · · Score: 1

      I would like to know how they expect to retroactively fix all millions out there now

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    25. Re:What about open source phones? by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

      Don't feed the troll, dude.

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    26. Re:What about open source phones? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Wireless mic.
      And a camera.

    27. Re:What about open source phones? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      They don't. You'll have to buy a new camera phone, thus stimulating the economy. Two birds, one stone!

    28. Re:What about open source phones? by Unending · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The accuracy of this post depresses me.

    29. Re:What about open source phones? by St.+Alfonzo · · Score: 1

      Only if the bill actually makes it to the floor and passes. That aside your specific knowledge of quiet camera's intrigues me and I may desire to subscribe to your newsletter.

    30. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... phone also wouldn't have to play those annoying "mother/wife/boss talking" sounds.

      Now that's an iPhone killer!

    31. Re:What about open source phones? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is exactly what that will mean. I bet there will be no grandfathering.

      Great way to force people to upgrade.

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    32. Re:What about open source phones? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better, no physical modification required -- just change the duration, frequency, or volume of the tone. Making the phone make the sound for 1 microsecond, or at 30,000 Hertz, or at 5 dB would all prevent it from being heard, but technically the phone would be making "a tone or other sound audible within a reasonable radius of the phone whenever a photograph is taken with the camera in such phone." [copy & paste from the text of the bill] Admittedly, the 30KHz sound would probably only be audible to dogs, and the 5 dB sound would only be audible if there's no other sound present to drown it out (rustling leaves or calm breathing is 10 dB, a very calm room is 20-30) but nothing in the bill says the tone has to be audible to humans or in the presence of other sounds.

    33. Re:What about open source phones? by FridgeFreezer · · Score: 1

      That would work if the earpiece speaker made the sound rather than the sounder for the ringtone. I wonder if cameras imported from elsewhere in the world will have to comply? Or if tourists will be stopped at customs and all their phones & cameras checked?

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    34. Re:What about open source phones? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      If you actually care about using it as a phone, get a headset or earbuds, as another poster pointed out.

      If you're just the kind pervert snapping secret pictures that the bill author fears, then you've still got a camera that doesn't automatically arouse suspicion. I mean, that's pretty obvious, right?

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    35. Re:What about open source phones? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Why, taking pictures, of course! Maybe the clandestine snappers should just use a camera, clearly no-one has so far pulled one of these people aside to ask why they are taking photos, they've just run to the lawmakers instead. What next, a bill which forces camera manufacturers to make units that actually look like a camera? Madness.

    36. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a fair point though, if there are people so fussed about people not knowing they're taking a picture that they go out with a phone rather than a camera, surely there will be a small but not insignificant number of people who would go further, and modify a phone for that purpose.

    37. Re:What about open source phones? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      Obviously they haven't thought this out

      Here's your 'they' - Sponsor: Rep King, Peter T. [NY-3] (introduced 1/9/2009) Cosponsors (None) - He couldn't even get one cosponsor.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_T._King
      Check out the 'Criticism of policies' section in the Wikipedia link for such gems as:
      "criticized for his staunch support to allow the government to eavesdrop on American citizens without court-authorized wiretaps..."
      and:
      "In late August 2006, King endorsed racial profiling as a law enforcement tool"

      Guy sounds like a real winner.

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    38. Re:What about open source phones? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      But if the police catch you and you're Android doesn't 'click' - even if you don't have anything illegal on the phone - they have something to charge you with.

      Except that this law is a product "safety" law that would regulate manufacturers, and does nothing to make it illegal for users to use phones that don't click.

    39. Re:What about open source phones? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?
      No.

      Actually, yes. Assuming the summary is correct, any facility that enables the user to disable the click is not permitted. Providing the source code and a means to upload new firmware clearly comes under this category. Therefore, open source phone software is no longer permitted.

    40. Re:What about open source phones? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      What does it mean to be "equipped with a means" to do something?

      Presumably, the CPSC would have to adopt regulations enforcing this law, which would address that and issues like what it means in concrete terms to be "audible at a reasonable distance", etc.

      It's either going to be very hard for manufacturers to comply with it, or else very easy to circumvent for the consumer.

      Since it only affects camera phones it will be easy to circumvent for the consumer whether or not it is very hard for manufacturers to comply with it, since all the consumer has to do is pick up a non-phone compact camera that isn't covered by the law. This might creat the gigantic burden of having to remove, say, the micro-SD card from the camera and putting it into your phone (or a computer, or...) in order to send the pictures.

    41. Re:What about open source phones? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Ah, but politicians are judged by how active they are, not by how efficient they are.

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    42. Re:What about open source phones? by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Most phones have a speakerphone-speaker and a (much quieter) headset-speaker.

    43. Re:What about open source phones? by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you, but my flip phone has a speaker on the front that's only used if the ringer is on (it never is, I set it to vibrate). Since that speaker is on the same face as the camera, one would think that the camera would beep through it.

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    44. Re:What about open source phones? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      Score one for closed source. Now if we can only find a way to get a cameraphone installed into every motherboard. -Microsoft

    45. Re:What about open source phones? by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      My hand is already "equipped with a means"... my thumb. Put that over the speaker, and I don't think many people will hear that click. Now that's some advanced hacking, but I do think that one or two other people might be capable of such a thing.

      Furthermore, what about a camera that is not a phone? They're tiny and cheap, and they sport quite a few more pixels than the typical phone. Must all cameras make loud noises? Won't that be distracting? "you may now kiss bride..."

      Yes, this law is pretty silly. But what else is new. Nice government we've got here in the US...

    46. Re:What about open source phones? by Xemu · · Score: 1

      even if you don't have anything illegal on the phone - they have something to charge you with.

      This will come in handy in the War Against Terror. The foreigners will have cell phones purchased outside the US and they might now click. They can now be sent of to Gitmo for possesion of a weapon of mass imaging. US 1 - Baddies 0.

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    47. Re:What about open source phones? by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Taking pictures discreetly exactly as the legislation is supposedly preventing?

    48. Re:What about open source phones? by iYk6 · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is a stupid question. Turn signals are something that the user consciously uses, these morons are attempting to add something automatic to phones, and something that the user probably doesn't want. Turn signals are a feature; this is DRM (although the restrictions don't necessarily have to be digital).

    49. Re:What about open source phones? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Why would M$ do that? Google is about to give Apple a run for its money; why should M$ interfere at this point when it'll primarily help Apple?

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    50. Re:What about open source phones? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1
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    51. Re:What about open source phones? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Google will sell an (admittedly expensive) unlocked G1.
      Unlocked == root access == I can turn on/off whatever I want

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    52. Re:What about open source phones? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      taking pictures and picture messaing them to your friends.

      text messaging (assuming it has a vibrating alert)

      web browsing.

      talking using a hands free kit.

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    53. Re:What about open source phones? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      texting

    54. Re:What about open source phones? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>What does this mean for open source phones? Does this mean that Android would be illegal in the US?

      Android will need to learn the three laws of robotic phones:
      1) Always beep when taking a picture
      2) Never take a picture of a policeman doing anything illegal
      3) Never dress up as a human, to live among us until the day the time has come for the apocalypse.

    55. Re:What about open source phones? by Paradigm_Complex · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that, you could open up the phone and cut the wire to the speaker!

      Never mind that, there are much easier ways if you know to look for them. Many phones - such as my Blackberry curve - already make noise when taking a photograph. There is, officially, no way to disable this. One way - on my phone at least - to get around it is to take a picture while in a call (such as checking my voicemail). It's not anywhat difficult to hold "1" for a second before selecting the camera.

      I'm a regular at a local go (ie, the board game) club. I was one of many crowded around a game. It was our best guy against someone new from out of town. I saw something interesting, but both players were very focused and clearly did not want any kibitzing, so rather than disturbing them I decided to take a picture of the current state of the game to ask about later. Knowing my phone makes noise when I take a picture I muted it first - didn't matter, it still clicked. The noise clearly broke the concentration of our best guy who was pretty peeved at me the rest of the day.

      There are completely legitimate, sex-free reasons to want to take quiet pictures.

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    56. Re:What about open source phones? by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      Yep. Funny how low-tech has a way of defeating high-tech every time.

      Actually, high-tech never fails, but the low-tech upon which it's built does.

    57. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL - open up your modern cell phone and see if you can find the "wire" to the speaker. Fool.

    58. Re:What about open source phones? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Better: add a reed contact and operate it with a small magnet. Or any other kind of a concealed switch. Or if it is an open-source phone and you have a GPIO pin on the board you can use, control it by a transistor; even a click sound enforced in hardware outside of the kernel control can be disabled that way.

    59. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    60. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would suspect low-level engineers would side with the consumer.

    61. Re:What about open source phones? by jman11 · · Score: 1

      Seriously dude you're making some of the legal interpretations by judges sound sensible.

    62. Re:What about open source phones? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      or you know spilling a liquid on the speaker. need to outlaw anything that could make a hole, like drill bits, self tapping screws...
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    63. Re:What about open source phones? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Duh... "audible within a reasonable radius" means audible to the cop in whatever acoustic setting you find yourself (rock concert) and subsequently to the judge (who is most likely 85 years old and hard-of-hearing).

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    64. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, "windows" and "safe" within 3 words of each other without a "not." THAT doesn't show up every day on Slashdot.

    65. Re:What about open source phones? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      ...which isn't exactly the same thing as an iPhone.

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    66. Re:What about open source phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hacking the software is not something most people will do, those willing to could also buy a separate camera for this purpose, so worrying about people hacking the software to disable this is pointless.

      Yeah, this won't be too difficult to circumvent, but it'll make it harder for opportunists to take pictures where they shouldn't.

  3. but.... by neo8750 · · Score: 1

    What about all my pantyshots?

    1. Re:but.... by PIBM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just use a high definition camera with hours of recording time. You'll have lots of fun with that, I guess.

    2. Re:but.... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Use a camera, not a cell phone with a camera?

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  4. Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooops, by portable Digital Video Camera doesn't click.

  5. yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about video?

    I find it's difficult to get a good upskirt shot by taking still pictures anyway...

  6. oh my head by spikedvodka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not just legislate that every time you take a picture, it bleats out "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE HERE, DO YOU MIND?"

    and anyways, adding a hard-wire normally closed switch to the wire leading to the speaker isn't hard to do.

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    1. Re:oh my head by tritonman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      don't forget, the next headlines will be about SECRET CIA CELL PHONES THAT DON'T CLICK!

    2. Re:oh my head by ITJC68 · · Score: 1

      The problem is people have been using this "technology" to steal credit card information let along invasion of privacy (hence panty shot). Let's face it. Although I think they are trying to stop some people from illegally using the camera phone we all know the current phones will not have it and hacks to the phone to disable will be all over the web. If people were more careful (like when giving a credit card to a waitress/waiter in a restaurant) turn it so the damn numbers can't be photographed. Also people who handle them should be taught how to prevent theft of the numbers. This is borderline insane to propose a law like this. Next all cars will have to have constant beeping when backing up (like some trucks)!! And women, wear panties when out in public if you don't want pics of your lower half to be viewed by many. LOL

    3. Re:oh my head by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Because it is so difficult to build a camera into your shoe...

      maybe I should build one, just as a proof of concept

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    4. Re:oh my head by ikirudennis · · Score: 1

      If the problem is stealing credit cards and taking panty shots, why not just up the penalty for getting caught taking those pictures?

    5. Re:oh my head by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      That requires actual investigation and trial. If they make the device regulated, then it's not a criminal matter and they just confiscate and fine you and the manufacturer to starvation.

    6. Re:oh my head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like "I'm a whistleblower collecting evidence...better have me killed".

    7. Re:oh my head by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Wow, your post is even funnier after reading your name...

  7. Whew... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Good thing I still have my pen camera!

    Ok, I'm kidding. But do they actually think this solves the problem?

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    1. Re:Whew... by naam00 · · Score: 1

      Good thing I still have my pen camera!

      I'm afraid they're already compliant with this new law

  8. Leave well enough alone by onemorechip · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones, newlyweds whose vows were interrupted by the same, etc., etc.

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    1. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones, newlyweds whose vows were interrupted by the same, etc., etc.

      Won't anyone think of the parents?

      I don't see why this should be limited to camera phones. This should be a feature of ALL cameras, if for no other reason that any press conferences of sponsor will be drowned out by constant beeping.

      Or, maybe we should just outlaw skirts. "upjean" shots probably don't turn out too well. Take THAT, Scots!

    2. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones...

      I don't think it's the click that will be marring the children's rectals...

    3. Re:Leave well enough alone by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      Sounds like undue burden to me. How about regular digital cameras? Or webcams? Or ultra-portables with webcams? How about security cameras at stores? Should they make a continuous tone?

      Why should makers of "phones" be discriminated against in this way? If I reclassify an iPhone as a "portable internet device" do I get around the regulation?

      Cameras are now ubiquitous, unfortunately, and we just have to live with the consequences of that. We can no more prevent them from taking pictures than we can prevent them from seeing. This is the video equivalent of the broadcast flag, except they want to apply it to anything you can see. It will fail.

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    4. Re:Leave well enough alone by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...marring the children's rectals...

      That is quite a freudian slip there buddy.

      Recitals; yeah that would be the word you are looking for.

    5. Re:Leave well enough alone by Minwee · · Score: 1

      You know, some of us are old enough to remember what cameras were like before they had cell phones stuck to them. Or even before cell phones.

      For those of you who aren't, here's a quick summary: They stored images on something called "film", and rapidly opened and closed a "shutter" to expose it.

      And that made a 'click' sound. Every single time it took a picture.

      All that the bill (Look, you can even read it!) requires is that a phone equipped with a camera "shall sound a tone or other sound audible within a reasonable radius of the phone whenever a photograph is taken". And that's exactly the same as what non-digital cameras did for most of the last century.

      So, yeah, I think that the world may be prepared to deal with the consequences of cameras that go 'click'.

    6. Re:Leave well enough alone by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones, newlyweds whose vows were interrupted by the same, etc., etc.

      They can buy regular cameras. This law only applies to camera phones. I can understand not reading the article, or even not reading the summary, but you didn't even make it through the one line headline.

    7. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wildly offtopic, but your sig is flawed in that all roots have two answers. You should conclude that +-1=+-1.

    8. Re:Leave well enough alone by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like undue burden to me. How about regular digital cameras? Or webcams? Or ultra-portables with webcams? How about security cameras at stores? Should they make a continuous tone?

      No. No. No. No. and No.

      This applies to cell phones. That's it.

      The reason for it is to prevent privacy abuse (upskirt shots) that are made easy by having a camera built into an innocuous and omnipresent device, but making cameras in that particular type of device audible.

      This isn't a law against silent cameras, its a law against silent phone cameras. There is a difference... its generally be a lot more obvious if someone were trying to take upskirt shots with a regular camera, or an ultraportable with a web cam. While still 'possible', its not nearly as simple or unobtrusive.

      Cameras are now ubiquitous, unfortunately, and we just have to live with the consequences of that. We can no more prevent them from taking pictures than we can prevent them from seeing.

      That is irrelevant.

      This law isn't to prevent you from taking pictures. Its to make it harder to take pictures with a very specific class of devices without being noticed.

    9. Re:Leave well enough alone by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Next will have complaints from parents whose children's recitals are marred by clicking cell phones

      Look on the bright side...our wonderful elected officials will have saved us all from panty shots of all those poor children during their recital.

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    10. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorta like that requirement that the ada wanted loudspeakers of car noises on electric vehicles...

    11. Re:Leave well enough alone by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      There is no reason to RTFA. It's easy to tell from the headline that it's a stupid law. If someone wants to take a picture without being noticed having a cell phone camera make a noise isn't going to change anything. This is a complete waste of government time and energy.

    12. Re:Leave well enough alone by vux984 · · Score: 1

      There is no reason to RTFA. It's easy to tell from the headline that it's a stupid law. If someone wants to take a picture without being noticed having a cell phone camera make a noise isn't going to change anything.

      Think of it more like WEP or locking your car door. Completely ineffective at stopping determined criminals from getting in, but surprisingly effective at reducing more casual trespassing.

      This is a complete waste of government time and energy.

      Fwiw, I agree it would be a stupid law, even if though I think it would be more effective than you give it credit for.

      However, that's immaterial too, because its not a law yet. Its actually only a proposed law by a single congressman that hasn't gone anywhere yet, and probably won't. You'd probaby know this too if you'd looked at more than the headline.

    13. Re:Leave well enough alone by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      So swapping your iPhone for an almost identical looking iPod touch is fine?

    14. Re:Leave well enough alone by vux984 · · Score: 1

      So swapping your iPhone for an almost identical looking iPod touch is fine?

      You mean this ipod touch:

      http://www.apple.com/ipodtouch/features/

      Please identify which one has a camera?

      That said, yeah, if the ipod touch actually DID have a camera then it would squeak by under this law. (I have agreed all along that its a stupid law.) But that's not the point, the point was to curb the use of ubiquitous cellphone cameras... if you are intent on getting upskirt photos and are willing to spend $229+ on an unobtrustive device just for that purpose, there are a lot more (and better) options than an ipod touch.

      This law isn't going to stop determined individuals, but it will potentially stop a lot casual absuse.

    15. Re:Leave well enough alone by dinther · · Score: 1

      Who cares about an upskirt shot. With the net loaded to the brim with porn, why would anyone salivate over an upskirt picture? That is just pathetic.

      The sheer numbers of such pictures make it as uninteresting as a picture of the road kerb.

      Isn't it about time people get past this Victorian attitude with regard to nudity and body parts. We all have them.

    16. Re:Leave well enough alone by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      Yes, but why should people have to buy another fucking piece of equipment just because of some stupid law?

    17. Re:Leave well enough alone by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Who cares about an upskirt shot. With the net loaded to the brim with porn, why would anyone salivate over an upskirt picture? That is just pathetic.

      Why does anyone have any fetish?

      The sheer numbers of such pictures make it as uninteresting as a picture of the road kerb.

      By that logic, porn itself should be completely uninteresting by now; you said it yourself the internet is brimming with it. The sheer numbers of such pictures should make it as uninteresting as a picture of the road curb. (kerb is probably right where you live...)

      However the interest in porn is clearly running as high as ever, so your hypothesis that having lots of pictures should make something uninteresting is demonstrably false.

      Isn't it about time people get past this Victorian attitude with regard to nudity and body parts. We all have them.

      Have you posted pictures of your wife, sister(s), and mother nude to the public internet yet? If not, why not?

    18. Re:Leave well enough alone by 2short · · Score: 1

      "There is no reason to RTFA. It's easy to tell from the headline..."

      I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but every so often, Slashdot headlines are not quite entirely accurate...

      For example, this ones use of the word "law" instead of "bill that will never become a law or indeed be heard of again", and the words "will require" without the disclaimer "after it's only supporter uses the massive power of a single, unpopular minority congressman to get at least 366 more legislators behind it..."

    19. Re:Leave well enough alone by Rainer · · Score: 1

      This law isn't to prevent you from taking pictures. Its to make it harder to take pictures with a very specific class of devices without being noticed.

      The problem with this approach is that cell phone cameras are improving in quality. In a few years they will be good enough that many people will want to use them as their only camera.

      Now imagine a wedding ceremony with 200 beeping cameras.

    20. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Whoosh!*

      Crewman nizo: Ahhh! What was that?!

      Captain obvious: It was a high altitude joke! Quickly, activate the GaCM (get a clue module)! We'll catch it next time it flies over!

      *Cue dramatic war music*

    21. Re:Leave well enough alone by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Indirectly yes, but more specifically, 1=-1 does not follow from 1^2=(-1)^2. You have to take the absolute value, giving |1|=|-1|.

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    22. Re:Leave well enough alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read that post again...it does say recitals... wheres your head at?

    23. Re:Leave well enough alone by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Um, the point is that people will bring their cellphones to these events and they will use them to take photos. The actual participants in the events have no control over the observers in this regard.

      I cannot understand not reading my post before replying.

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  9. Eh? by The+Moof · · Score: 5, Funny

    What next, requiring digital camcorders to make that old 8mm sounds while recording?

    1. Re:Eh? by joebok · · Score: 1

      Actually - I love that old 8mm sound!

    2. Re:Eh? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      People have already been complaining that electric cars are too quite and people may get run over trying to cross the street without looking.

      I assume the only reason THAT problem hasn't been fixed yet is because legislators are still too busy squabbling whether electric cars will have to make a 'Vroooom Vrooom' sound, or a 'Clickety Clop Clickity Clop' of horse hooves.

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    3. Re:Eh? by chetbox · · Score: 1

      A valid point. Will this legislation also be applied to regular digital cameras? Why does this just apply to mobile phones??

  10. Soon to be followed by... by dillpick6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    A high pitch noise whenever the mic is turned on.

  11. japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    i'm pretty sure they have this law in japan

    1. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tentacles

    2. Re:Japan by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Godzilla?

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    3. Re:Japan by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there actually something that Japanese men don't want to take pictures of?

    4. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are right. Camera's have to make sounds when taking images to reduce all the up-skirt crap the Jap girls had to contend with.

    5. Re:Japan by philspear · · Score: 1

      I recall that Japan has a similar law, to prevent photos being taken of. . . things that Japanese men want to take pictures of, I guess.

      When I was living there, my phone would indeed make a loud clicking noise whenever I took a picture. I went into the settings and set the "photo alert noise" to "none." No more alert noise.

      (No, I was not trying to take pictures I shouldn't have been, I was just curious.)

      Oddly, there was an even louder chime that would play when you started capturing video that could NOT be changed. Makes you wonder if there is a big problem with dirty old men filming unsuspecting girls on the subway in extremely low quality video, as opposed to just taking 4 megapixel still photos.

    6. Re:Japan by Tuoqui · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Theres this wonderful technology called pants. I'm sure if upskirt photos were that much of a problem then these japanese ladies could employ this technology that men have been using for centuries.

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    7. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      things that Japanese men want to take pictures of

      Tentacles?

    8. Re:Japan by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Right you are, I believe Korean phones also have a similar deal.

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    9. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Jp cellphone even says "TAKING A PICTURE" (in Japanese) on the outside display when it's in camera mode.

    10. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Korea has such a law in place for the past few years -- all cameraphones sold here are required to make a sound regardless of whether the phone is in vibra or not.

    11. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you couldn't have the school girl uniforms!

    12. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...ahhhh...the "If they weren't dressed like sluts" defense. I was waiting to see how long this one would take. Strangely enough, some women assume they have the right to wear whatever they wish (within the rights of nudity laws) without being molested for it. In Japan, where there is a stronger gender binary it would mostly be expected for women to dress in skirts...with possible stigma if they didn't.

      This is just as ridiculous as saying:
      "Maybe if you didn't want to get into fights with random strangers on the streets you shouldn't wear macho shirts, or if you don't want to get arrested you shouldn't wear shirts with controversial slogans on them"

      I'm not sure how I feel about this law honestly. I can see where they are coming from, but I wonder if maybe a harsher penalty (longer jail sentence or counseling) for upskirt photographers or child voyeurs would be the way to go rather than limiting phones like this. Though I doubt this will get very far in the lawmaking process.

    13. Re:Japan by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Japan actually has very strict uniform codes in the schools. I believe that skirts are actually mandatory for girls going to school.

    14. Re:Japan by hefa · · Score: 0

      Yes, and many companies, even seemingly modern engineering companies, have mandatory uniforms - especially for women. And that usually includes a skirt.

    15. Re:japan by Snark365 · · Score: 1

      Last I checked they do, same in South Korea.

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    16. Re:Japan by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how I feel about this law honestly. I can see where they are coming from, but I wonder if maybe a harsher penalty (longer jail sentence or counseling) for upskirt photographers or child voyeurs would be the way to go rather than limiting phones like this.

      And your data that any changes whatsoever will make a difference is where? I bet if we throw you in jail it will make the world a better place. Why? Because I'm just guessing it will, that's why. I don't need any data or facts, just supposition. I guess if it weren't for people like you, no one would be dumb enough to get stuck on a jury.

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    17. Re:Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall that Japan has a similar law, to prevent photos being taken of. . . things that Japanese men want to take pictures of, I guess.

      We do have the law here. However, the background noise in Tokyo prevents anyone, including the picture taker, to hear the shutter sound in most situations. Sometimes I am even sure I have taken the picture or not. Also, in crowded situations, there is no accurate way to know where the sound is coming from. I always hear the sound on quiet early morning trains, but good luck guessing which of my 1000 fellow sardines took it.

    18. Re:Japan by dimension6 · · Score: 1

      Yes. My Japanese iPhone makes sound while taking photos, even in silent mode.

    19. Re:Japan by soldoutactivist · · Score: 1

      No! It's Gojira! GO JI RA! Stupid foreigners. /cluck

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    20. Re:Japan by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      He merely posted a question. Your histrionic chew-out is a little uncalled for don't you think? You don't need to back up a question with data, just the answer.

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    21. Re:Japan by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Your histrionic chew-out is a little uncalled for don't you think?

      Oh, gee. I hope his feelings didn't get hurt.

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    22. Re:Japan by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      My remark was directed at your over emotional disposition, not his. Perhaps you should have a nice cup of cocoa and listen to some whalesong.

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  12. Because we all know... by Firemouth · · Score: 1

    ... that it's impossible to remove the speaker!

    1. Re:Because we all know... by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Just set it to play a tone at a frequency just outside of the normal audible range for humans or in the frequencies cluttered up by the noise of daily life. There's probably going to be either enough hearing loss in that range to make it hard to detect or there will be enough other sounds in its range to camouflage it.

      A machine would be able to pick up so it can be proven to produce a tone.

  13. Tax dollars at work! by guysmilee · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Tax dollars at work!

  14. Keeping the honest, honest? by Ustice · · Score: 1

    So... This law somehow prohibits either snipping a wire or replacing it with a small resistor?

    All this does is prevent me from taking pictures of my god-son in concerts and the like.

    Idiots.

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  15. Thank god by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was worried that congress had stuff to address that actually matters.

    1. Re:Thank god by K_E_Morr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. I read that and thought "Really!? These people have nothing better to do?" I have to call MI UIA on Wednesday. First time I've been unemployed since 1981 and "we're" worried about silent cell phone cameras

    2. Re:Thank god by 2phar · · Score: 1

      Yup. Rep. King also hard at work with resolutions to deal with the pressing matters of supporting the goals and ideals of the Knights of Pythias, and establishing a United States Boxing Commission. The economy will just have to wait.

    3. Re:Thank god by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Well, you all elected the idiots.

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    4. Re:Thank god by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      When I think about it, this kind of stuff almost makes me glad - it means they're not trying to "do something" about something important that may as well just be left alone.

    5. Re:Thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lay your fears to rest. Here's what Rep Peter T King, the artard that came up with this nonsense, has been up to.

      Remember, only terrorists do not support the goals and ideals of the Knights of Pythias.

    6. Re:Thank god by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Obama's taking care of everything singlehandedly!

    7. Re:Thank god by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      "{Sir|Ma'am], are you now, or have you ever, been considered an idiot by some, or all, of your constituents?"

      I ask this of all my elected officials. So far, it is 100 percent "no."

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    8. Re:Thank god by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Actually, this bill has only a single sponsor at this point: the one who introduced it. He's a representative of New York, so a district somewhere in New York State elected the idiot.

    9. Re:Thank god by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      I didn't elect Rep. King. So, no, "we all" didn't.

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    10. Re:Thank god by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I was worried that congress had stuff to address that actually matters.

      Maybe they could reduce the crap level slightly by introducing idle.Congress.

      Slashdot: News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters.

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    11. Re:Thank god by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I was worried that congress had stuff to address that actually matters.

      No, that's slashdot's job... oh wait...

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    12. Re:Thank god by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      It matters a lot to Senator Larry "not-cruising-for-guys-in-the-airport" Craig!

    13. Re:Thank god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are they, slashdot?

  16. fucking retarded government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our lives and economy are in meltdown and all these taint stains can think about is a new 'camera clicking law'?

    for the love of all thats holy what the fuck is wrong with these people?

    1. Re:fucking retarded government by rtconner · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yep, that is exactly what was running through my mind.

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    2. Re:fucking retarded government by philspear · · Score: 1

      our lives and economy are in meltdown and all these taint stains can think about is a new 'camera clicking law'?

      To be fair to congress (why? ...uh...) it was just one guy introducing the bill on the 9th, with no cosponsors, and it was referred to comittee.

      As of right now, it appears that only one "taint stain" is thinking about this.

  17. What about movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a click for every frame? are you required to install a speaker on every photo taking device? how can you possibly enforce this?

  18. Japan by Ninjaesque+One · · Score: 5, Informative

    I recall that Japan has a similar law, to prevent photos being taken of. . . things that Japanese men want to take pictures of, I guess.

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  19. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you outlaw non-clicking photo capable cell phones, then only outlaws will successfully take upskirt photos. Of course, this is already the case.

    1. Re:Well by daveime · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that a blurry shot of a pair of panties was in any way illegal, any more than a far more revealing shot of bikini clad babes on a beach is illegal.

      And of course, in UK, there is something called "indecent exposure", meaning any lady NOT wearing panties is probably commiting an offence herself.

      So, here's the solution. When plod nicks you for not having a clicky camera, you simply explain you are neighbourhood watch working undercover, upholding the countrys' morals by collecting evidence of these blatant hussys exposing themselves on public transport.

      Problem solved.

  20. Not bad. by VariableGHz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe there's a need for this law. There are probably examples cited throughout the legal text of the proposed law.

  21. Insanely stupid. by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May as well pass a low mandating all shoes to have "clicky" heels so that we can't sneak up on anyone. Silent shoes are the highest contributors to predatory actions!

    Seriously, this is stupid. And besides, we all know someone will find a way to disable it, so it'll only make the non-bad people have to live with the click, right?

    I guess legislators don't know what else to do with their time. You'd think they'd start, I don't know, spending less.... nah.

    1. Re:Insanely stupid. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Clicking heels give a good audible warning on when I need to be stalking. Usually it's only the thin ones that can handle the heels and the young ones that have the ankles for it.

      Thank goodness for tiled hall ways (and marketing).

    2. Re:Insanely stupid. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think about how joyous a place America will suddenly be once we have TAP SHOES FOR EVERYONE!!!

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    3. Re:Insanely stupid. by mikael_j · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I have a much better idea. We need to stop perverts from filming people in secret and in order to accomplish this I suggest all video recording devices be equipped with a loud siren that causes permanent damage to the ears of anyone within 100 feet. That'll teach those damn perverts! And anyone who disagrees with me is clearly a pervert!

      /Mikael

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    4. Re:Insanely stupid. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      May as well pass a low mandating all shoes to have "clicky" heels so that we can't sneak up on anyone. Silent shoes are the highest contributors to predatory actions!

      Indeed! How dare they even market these silent shoes as "sneakers". That should nail the shoes' makers for vicarious liability right there!

      (Yes, this is an analogy to certain copyright rulings forcing certain products with significant fair uses off the shelves based solely on how they were marketed.)

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    5. Re:Insanely stupid. by Mechanik · · Score: 1

      May as well pass a low mandating all shoes to have "clicky" heels so that we can't sneak up on anyone. Silent shoes are the highest contributors to predatory actions!

      Don't forget bare feet. We need to ban those too. They can be just as quiet.

      Oh, and standing still, which is *gasp* totally silent!

    6. Re:Insanely stupid. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      No. All shoes should play a person's theme music as you walk. (If YouTube wasn't blocked here, I'd post a link to the Family Guy clip.)

      Of course, you'd need to license this music from the RIAA for $5-10 per month.... Rats, now not only am I off-topic, but I think I just gave the RIAA an idea to further annoy/harass us. I'd walk away with my head down in shame, but I'm late paying my monthly Shoe Theme Music Fee so I'm stuck in this one spot.

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    7. Re:Insanely stupid. by mgabrys_sf · · Score: 1

      "What the hell are these? TAP SHOES!!!???"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

    8. Re:Insanely stupid. by teuben · · Score: 1

      totally agree. there are many occasions where you want to silence the click. What about nature photography? Right now SLR cameras, by their very nature, cannot turn the click off, but those press conferences sure sound silly with that battery of clicking overshadowing what the president says. But imagine if cameras were invented without them, this would never have happened.
      What about video cameras, will they require a beeping noise like a truck that's backing up? The more you find analogies, the sillier this law is looking. Albeit, in Japan it's the law.

    9. Re:Insanely stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And besides, we all know someone will find a way to disable it, so it'll only make the non-bad people have to live with the click, right?

      The purpose of these laws is not to stop criminals from having access to a certain technology (although I really, really hesitate to use that word to describe camera phones that don't produce a "click" sound); the purpose is to give the police something to charge you with even when you haven't done anything else (yet).

      Depending on your POV, this could either mean charging innocent people (e.g. at demonstrations) to clamp down on political speech etc., or it could mean convicting criminals of other things when you can't convict them of what you really want to get them for (think Al Capone and tax evasion, on a smaller scale).

    10. Re:Insanely stupid. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Ummm, youtube isn't bocked here....

    11. Re:Insanely stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all socks will be made of wool.
      Steel wool.

    12. Re:Insanely stupid. by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 1

      "And he always wore sneakers. For sneaking!"
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    13. Re:Insanely stupid. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      No, but it is blocked at my office where I'm posting from. That means I couldn't go to YouTube.com to find the video link to post to Slashdot.

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    14. Re:Insanely stupid. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      great, just what I need, make it illegal for me to spill my soda/coffee. After all that ruined the speaker phone speaker on my last phone. With bluetooth headsets you could disable every speaker/noisemaker on the phone it's self, and still have a useful phone.

    15. Re:Insanely stupid. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Ah, sorry about that, I mis-understood your use of the word "here".

  22. Buy them now.. by HexaByte · · Score: 1

    I see a run on non-click cell phones right before the law goes into effect.

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  23. All cameras? by Imagix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does this apply to _all_ cameras? Security cams, webcams, etc? What about cell phones taking videos? Do they now have to play a whirring sound so that people know that the video camera is running (and then back to security cams, web cams, etc)?

    1. Re:All cameras? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      The text of the bill is explicitly mobile phones taking photographs.

    2. Re:All cameras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too lazy to read the article, eh? Or even too lazy to read the headline posted to slashdot. It specifically says "Camera phones".

    3. Re:All cameras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't Benny Hill music be more appropriate?

    4. Re:All cameras? by Imagix · · Score: 1

      Sure... but take this to the logical conclusion (yeah, I know... logic + law = NaN), if there's a problem with surreptitious photos being taken by a device that doesn't look like a camera, what about surreptitious video? And what if I shoot a video that happens to only be 1 frame long? And why restrict it to cell phones? Why not anything that doesn't look like a camera? Then again, what does a camera look like? To some people, a cell phone looks like a camera too.....

    5. Re:All cameras? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      Sure -- the bill as written will simply not solve the problem is purports to solve.

    6. Re:All cameras? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      My camera (a Panasonic Lumix FZ-7) has an option to disable the "click" sound when I take a photo. So, if I wanted to, I could walk around taking photos without anyone knowing when I've actually clicked the button. I currently prefer it set as making a sound, but I like that the option is there.

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    7. Re:All cameras? by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      What about my digital camera?

      It doesn't have any phone like capabilities.
      It is silent when taking pictures, and still takes better pictures than any mobile phone camera I've seen.

      Even my old 35m camera with 10x zoom is nearly silent.

  24. Republicans by Zolodoco · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm glad to see that someone's stepping up to fill Katherine Harris's crazy shoes.

    1. Re:Republicans by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see that someone's stepping up to fill Katherine Harris's crazy shoes.

      Yeah, cuz Democrats never do anything equally as stupid ;)

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    2. Re:Republicans by Knara · · Score: 1

      He didn't say anything about the political affiliation. This isn't even a "Republicans always do this!" type of comment. It's a "Katherine Harris is crazy" comment.

      Stop helping to politicize everything. You're hurting America.

  25. Surveillance by pipatron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So the state can secretly monitor everything we do, but we are not allowed to do it ourselves?

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    1. Re:Surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where have you been the past 8 years?

    2. Re:Surveillance by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Where have you been the past 8000 years?

      Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the state can secretly monitor everything we do, but we are not allowed to do it ourselves?

      Short answer: yes.

      long answer: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

    4. Re:Surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be new here, welcome to america!

    5. Re:Surveillance by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Yep, its ok if we have always done it that way, right?

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    6. Re:Surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state secretly monitors everything we do because they are the 'authority' and they are doing it for 'our safety in a public place.'

      There could just as easily be a pervy governmental official sitting there watching those 'secret' feeds and snickering at footage from changing rooms, tanning beds, etc.

  26. Now *that's* conducting the People's Business! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next: a law that requires politicians to spout blood when they surreptitiously waste trillions of dollars.

  27. Already so in Japan by Lunarian+Moogle · · Score: 5, Informative

    This requirement is actually already in practice in Japan. In fact, Apple recently had to adjust the Japanese iPhone software to accommodate this. http://cultofmac.com/to-prevent-upskirts-japanese-iphone-3g-always-alerts-when-taking-photos/2356

    1. Re:Already so in Japan by KeithJM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The funny thing about this is when I hold the iphone to take a picture, I hold it with my left thumb on the bottom edge and my left index finger on the top edge. This keeps me from blocking the tiny lens on the back and also lets me look at the preview on the screen, while keeping my right hand free to push the button to take the picture. My left thumb naturally falls over the speaker. It also happens to block the camera sound (not because I want it to, it's just the easiest way for me to hold the camera).
      Perhaps this law will remove my left thumb and save me from myself.

    2. Re:Already so in Japan by Gemdog · · Score: 1

      It's also a requirement in Australia, has been for like 6ish years I think. My last 4 phones (new one every 18 Months) couldn't be disabled.

  28. What about all the security cameras by eagle486 · · Score: 1
    If this is law then all security cameras should be beeping continuously.

    Would this apply to regular cameras also?

    1. Re:What about all the security cameras by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      also, all undercover cops must repeat "beep!" every fifteen seconds

    2. Re:What about all the security cameras by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

      They do in the movies. Flashing red light, beeping noises, and load motors when zooming and sweeping back and forth.

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  29. Expect to see... by Nrbelex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Expect to see a lot more ads for: "UPSKIRT SHOTS OF DEAF CHIKZ!1one." They should really require a strobe light to go off at the same time as the shutter sound.

    1. Re:Expect to see... by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      At least then people might start taking some well-lit cellphone photos.

    2. Re:Expect to see... by ohcrapitssteve · · Score: 1

      That would be called a "flash," and it would be a "feature." :) I'd be perfectly fine with it.

    3. Re:Expect to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the photo world, I think that is referred to as the "flash".

    4. Re:Expect to see... by sohp · · Score: 1

      They'll just go deaf and blind. Now that's really getting into the fetishes.

    5. Re:Expect to see... by againjj · · Score: 1

      Expect to see a lot more ads for: "UPSKIRT SHOTS OF DEAF CHIKZ!1one." They should really require a strobe light to go off at the same time as the shutter sound.

      Oh! Like a flash, you mean?

  30. Already in japan? by TinBromide · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Wasn't this law just borrowed from japan, which has been dealing with this kind of stuff for a while? I could have sworn that I read about some similar law a few years ago due to the gropey-nature of japanese city dwellers.

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    1. Re:Already in japan? by SkankinMonkey · · Score: 1

      mod parent up! This law does come Japan which tries to have very strict laws for guys who enjoy taking upskirt shots.

    2. Re:Already in japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, damn government take us freedom to photoguraph female base belong.

    3. Re:Already in japan? by inviolet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wasn't this law just borrowed from japan, which has been dealing with this kind of stuff for a while? I could have sworn that I read about some similar law a few years ago due to the gropey-nature of japanese city dwellers.

      Yes it was.

      As an aside, camera-phones have almost completely ruined the Mardi Gras experience. When everyone has a phone taking pictures to be immediately posted onto the internet where they will remain forever, the curtains quickly fell on the lovely era of chicks flashing random strangers in the street.

      Western culture is apparently in that ugly teenage phase of the Information Revolution, in which we have the ability to generate ubiquitous data but have not yet matured enough to appreciate the occasional massive value of data impermanence.

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    4. Re:Already in japan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. They've had this law for years - applied to any form of digital camera, not just cell-phone ones.

    5. Re:Already in japan? by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yes, Japan, the land where hariy minges are pixellated out, but smooth minges are acceptable. They could have saved themselves a whole lot of money by just mandating that every woman should be smooth shaven before going out in public.

      Possibly they could make this an attachment for the Japanese iPhone ? Instead of a stylus, they get a BIC razor integrated into the unit ?

    6. Re:Already in japan? by Suicyco · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously you haven't been to mardi gras lately. Nothing has change, absolutely NOTHING. Cameras have been flashing as often as girls in New Orleans for many many years.

      The "lovely era" of girls flashing people in the street during Mardi Gras is more lively than ever. Last year, as often as I pulled out my camera there were untold girls turning around showing their tits, its what drunk youngins do during Mardi Gras. Pictures be damned.

      I'm not even an old perv, just a tourist freaking out on the spectacle. Mardi Gras sucks, believe me, but its the puke and piss filled streets that really bring you down. Tits just do not make up for that.

  31. Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I hate this crap because my kid is camera obsessed, and, upon hearing the click, stops doing the cute crap that he was previously doing and demands to see the picture.

    Just another example of the perv's ruining things for the rest of us, and I'm sure that a modified firmware will be released in like 10 minutes to take it off, so the only people who will be inconvenienced are people like me (who will...hem...not get screwed after I accidentally brick my wife's phone).

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    1. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by linzeal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is not pervs ruining it for the rest of us, it is craven idiotic politicians. Pervs will just use the publicly available hack which will come out less than 12 hours after this is passed into law.

    2. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by manekineko2 · · Score: 1

      Just another example of the perv's ruining things for the rest of us, and I'm sure that a modified firmware will be released in like 10 minutes to take it off

      Well, really then given that this in all likelihood won't hinder pervs in any way as you pointed out, this is just another example (if the bill passes, and I have no idea of the likelihood of that) of politicians ruining things.

    3. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Pervs will just use the publicly available hack which will come out less than 12 hours after this is passed into law.

      Much like DRM, the hack will most certainly be available well before the law is passed.

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    4. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Publicly available hack:

      Put your thumb, a piece of tape, or anything that muffles sound over your phones speaker for the couple of seconds it takes to snap the picture.

    5. Re:Grrrrrrrr, goddamn upskirters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 12 hours of development time might be a little long for the placing your hand over the speaker hack.

  32. Well I guess I only get one shot .... by Jumperalex · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... at a picture of my dog.

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    1. Re:Well I guess I only get one shot .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      or the cop executing some dude at a train station.

  33. Ugh... by tiny1877 · · Score: 2, Informative

    My phone already does this and it is EXTREMELY annoying. In fact, all of my Motorola iDen phones with cameras have done this (i860, i870, i880).

    1. Re:Ugh... by 56 · · Score: 1

      My Sony 810i does this as well. I've set it to the least annoying sound, but it's still a bother. I actually tried to disable the sound, did some poking around online, but I wasn't able to find anyone who had done it.

  34. Crimes in progress by ewg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

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    1. Re:Crimes in progress by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph arrests in progress without alerting the police."

      Fixed that for ya'

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    2. Re:Crimes in progress by AnthropomorphicRobot · · Score: 1

      My thought exactly. There are many reasons a person may wish to discreetly take a photo/video.

      See a crime in progress? Police abusing power? Infant sleeping? School play? This law puts people in danger in the first two, and is an annoyance in the latter two. Meanwhile, anyone up to no good will just use one of the millions of available silent cameras.

    3. Re:Crimes in progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

      Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting the police.

      There fixed that for you.

    4. Re:Crimes in progress by KHUH+Tin+Omen · · Score: 1

      Or not to put too fine a point on it: What about bystanders photographing law enforcement committing crimes... I am sure those BART photographers wouldn't want to draw undue attention either...

    5. Re:Crimes in progress by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

      On the bright side, the cops will have to stop beating the guy cuffed on the ground to confiscate your camera and start beating you.

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    6. Re:Crimes in progress by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 1

      Probably a rare occurrence, but this means bystanders won't be able to photograph crimes in progress without alerting criminals.

      That's no problem. The government will have enough of their own cameras by the time this law passes.

    7. Re:Crimes in progress by microbee · · Score: 1

      And cops who are abusing their power.

    8. Re:Crimes in progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do this for minor crimes: People leaving the shit when their dog shits. By posting posters afterwards, I'm hoping to have shame stop the person from repeat offences.

  35. Re:remove? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    Why remove the speaker? Just put a piece of tape over it. Of course, if they use the handset speaker for the "click," that'd be more difficult to disable with tape ... unless you desire one-sided telephone conversations. Might be desirable for those of us who are married.

  36. No effect. by Hodr · · Score: 1

    Something tells me that unless this law was specifically targeting people who take opportunity shots when presented, but otherwise are not actively engaged in these types of activities, it will not be effective.

    I cant imagine it would require more than the most rudimentary knowledge of electronics to disable the speaker in a camera phone (and set phone to vibrate for normal use), or even put a switch in so that its functionality as a phone isn't inpinged.

  37. I also see.. by HexaByte · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I also see a market for digital cameras that look like cell phones. Hold it up to your as if talking, snap a silent pic, and no one knows because cell phones all click now when picture taking, right?

    Just more stupid laws giving us a false sense of security!

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    1. Re:I also see.. by TranscendentalAnarch · · Score: 1

      With the advent of Bluetooth headsets, this could be quite easy to get away with.

      Just act like you're talking, hold it up in front of you momentarily, as if you were checking the number/caller id, and take a picture.

    2. Re:I also see.. by jsiren · · Score: 1

      I also see a market for digital cameras that look like cell phones. Hold it up to your as if talking, snap a silent pic, and no one knows because cell phones all click now when picture taking, right?

      Suddenly I see a completely new market for a compact digital camera with a built-in cell phone...

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  38. Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since any hacked camera will NOT make a sound ... will the cops randomly demand that people with camera-capable devices "demonstrate" that they click when a picture is taken? Since they will NOT be able to tell if someone was actually taking a picture or just seeing if they could frame the shot.

    Excuse me sir. I see you're talking on your cell phone. I will ask you to take a picture of me so that I may ascertain whether your phone is "Camera Phone Predator Alert Act" compliant.

    1. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left, I press it again and resume taking illicit photos of manhole covers.... ohh.. look, that one has some bubble gum stuck in the lettering.

    2. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since any hacked camera will NOT make a sound ... will the cops randomly demand that people with camera-capable devices "demonstrate" that they click when a picture is taken?

      The police will apparently have nothing to do with it.

      The text of the bill

      (b) Enforcement by Consumer Product Safety Commission- The requirement in subsection (a) shall be treated as a consumer product safety standard promulgated by the Consumer Product Safety Commission under section 7 of the Consumer Product Safety Act (15 U.S.C. 2056). A violation of subsection (a) shall be enforced by the Commission under section 19 of such Act (15 U.S.C. 2068).

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    3. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture.

      Oh wow, you're advanced. I would have just made clicking sounds with my mouth.

    4. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Excuse me sir. I see you're talking on your cell phone. I will ask you to take a picture of me so that I may ascertain whether your phone is "Camera Phone Predator Alert Act" compliant.

      Esposito:

      From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

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    5. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see a lot of tourists getting arrested. But I guess "you look like a terr'ist" is enough reason to do that already.

    6. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by EddyPearson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That relates to the manufacturer, not the user.

      There's no law to stop you hacking the phone to stop clicking, you just couldn't get that nice little CE stamp or the right to sell it.

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    7. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Caldrak · · Score: 1

      Bah, it's just a filler law. If they find a phone of a predator, it's something else that the predator can be charged with. It also gives the cops a reason to take your cell phone if your filming them... "I didn't hear your phone make the required noise, your going to have to give me that phone or I'll arrest you".

    8. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left

      I had a "friend" once who had a similar button in his car that would disable his brake lights. He made a living for a few years by getting "accidentally" rear-ended. Always managed to flip 'em back on by the time the cops showed up.

      Of course, said friend later died in a shootout with the police at a meth lab so I guess he wasn't born into the deep end of the gene pool.....

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    9. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by timroerstroem · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would you need a CE stamp in the US?

    10. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by nine-times · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would guess that enforcement would only be on the manufacturer and/or distributor. If I'm selling you a phone that doesn't make a clicking sound, then I get in trouble, but you don't get in trouble for owning a phone that doesn't make a sound.

      ...which makes the whole thing that much more useless. If you're an actual dangerous predator, I doubt this will present much of an obstacle.

    11. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by shmlco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, it means that concerts, plays, parties, weddings and nearly every other event is going to filled with incessant beeps and clicks.

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    12. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by gnick · · Score: 1

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left

      You know, down-shifting a couple of gears has a similar effect without having to hack your car. And it'll save you a couple of bucks on that fancy automatic transmission and can improve your engine's performance.

      Of course, I'm one of those weirdos that tries to avoid accidents even if they're the other guy's fault. To each their own.

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    13. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the U.S., if they put encryption on the code that locks the clicking noise in place, then it would be a DMCA violation to hack the phone not to click. Isn't that just the most flexible piece of legislation?

    14. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check."

      What if you go commando?

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    15. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You know, down-shifting a couple of gears has a similar effect without having to hack your car. And it'll save you a couple of bucks on that fancy automatic transmission and can improve your engine's performance.

      Yeah I'm a big fan of manual transmissions. Can't say as I've ever used mine to cause a rear end collision though ;)

      Of course, I'm one of those weirdos that tries to avoid accidents even if they're the other guy's fault. To each their own.

      Like I said, he made a living doing it. He never did explain to me why running to the court house two or three times a year was easier than getting a real job.....

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    16. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns, and actually did in Massachusetts. They couldn't get gun control laws passed, so the AG declared guns to be under the jurisdiction of the Mass CPC. The stuff that required was "interesting" from a safety standpoint - hidden serial numbers, requiring that all handguns pass a "temperature" test (800F, so no Glocks, et al.)

      So now the federal CPSC is going to regulate how cell phone cameras work, NOT to protect the user, but to protect everyone else FROM the user.

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    17. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My worry is what the cop will do after he hears your phone click when you catch him beating the shit out of somebody. Makes it a little hard to conceal that you just caught him in action.

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    18. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Caldrak · · Score: 1

      Good point. I wonder if this will lead to camera phone rage... :)

    19. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by pmarini · · Score: 1

      what if the phone is defective... ? do I get arrested but can sue the manufacturer afterwards ?

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    20. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by aardwolf64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Ziiiiiip...."

    21. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is if photographing 'manholes' is your thing...

    22. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't have to ask you to take a picture. I'm sure that buried somewhere in the bill is a remote accessibility rule so they can trigger your camera to take a picture whenever they need to (check it's compliance).

    23. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Of course you could just claim your phone speaker is broken. Most easily done if it actually is broken. The law doesn't prohibit you from sticking a screwdriver in the speakerphone..

    24. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns

      They wanted handguns to "Click" when used ? They better use a very loud sound to cover the gunshot.

    25. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course, said friend later died in a shootout with the police at a meth lab so I guess he wasn't born into the deep end of the gene pool.....

      That's the best thing about the gene pool - there's no lifeguard. I really wish they'd take those warning stickers off hairdryers and such, though. Some of these 'tards are living long enough to reproduce.

    26. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then: Excuse me sir, You can't photograph a police officer. Please give me you phone and let me beat you senseless.

    27. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      My worry is what the cop will do after he hears your phone click when you catch him beating the shit out of somebody. Makes it a little hard to conceal that you just caught him in action.

      Excellent point! Here's my tip: while you're taking pictures of the beating, make sure you yell loudly such things as, "Yeah, that's it, beat the shit outta that scumbag!" Get the law on your side, man. When dealing with police, I'm reminded of the old adage, "You don't have to be faster than the Eagle, you just have to be faster than the pigeon next to you." (or words to that effect) Make sure you're the one taking the pictures of the beating, and not one of the people IN the picture.

    28. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by MousePotato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly. Here is a fine example of how this law really would hurt society more than help. How many times have those who have the power been taken down by camera phones? I dunno but I think that its important to keep this feature in phones for just this reason. Afterall, who is watching those who watch over us?

    29. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by tigerbody1 · · Score: 1

      And presidential inaugural balls!

    30. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      In the U.S., if they put encryption on the code that locks the clicking noise in place, then it would be a DMCA violation to hack the phone not to click.

      Hacking around the encryption to change (copyright-protected) code might be. A hard hack which allowed you to disable the speaker entirely at will wouldn't be a DMCA violation, since it wouldn't circumvent a measure that protected copyrightable material.

    31. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put your hand up if you tried to make a "clicking" sound with your mouth after reading this.

    32. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Unfortunately, it's kind of like how cell phones are supposed to be "unlockable". It's illegal for manufacturers/resellers to even tell you how (and just try to get your local storefront, the only ones who can legally unlock it, to have someone who knows how). Some people will be able to do it, but it punishes the legal purchasers by the hurdle created, and rewards only those who are willing to break the law by creating a market for the hacked item (not that the hack is illegal, the sale of the hacked item becomes illegal though).

    33. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had a "friend" once who had a similar button in his car that would disable his brake lights. He made a living for a few years by getting "accidentally" rear-ended. Always managed to flip 'em back on by the time the cops showed up.

      I wish this were much more common and lots of people did it. Maybe that's what it would take for people in general to understand why a good following distance is important. No, really, you're supposed to drive in such a way that something like this would never make you have an accident. People who refuse to do that are unfit to use a shared resource like the public roadways and I do not recognize their right to pose an unnecessary hazard to others (and why should you?).

      Ever notice those people who tailgate you until you approach a traffic light? Then they back off because they know you may have to slow down or stop and they know that their following distance is unsafe for that. Their arrogance is that they think they will always know when you have to slow or stop, that there is no such thing as deer or dogs or pedestrians or impatient drivers who suddenly create hazards and that everything always goes smoothly the way you intended with no unforeseen complications.

      I think this mentality also has something to do with the amount of debt that the average person (in the USA) carries and why so many people live from paycheck to paycheck when most of them have other options. That is, it's the unthinking "leaf in the wind" mentality, again, where people don't realize that they are living in such a way that leaves them open to what appear to be sudden and surprising events. The only amazing thing about the situation is that people can be so wide-open to these problems for so long before something finally does happen. That is no excuse for denial of what should be plainly true, but if someone wants to be in denial, this alone can help prevent them from seeing the cause and effect.

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    34. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I said, he made a living doing it. He never did explain to me why running to the court house two or three times a year was easier than getting a real job.....

      It helps if you have a shady doctor to help you.

      "Ow, my neck hurts, and this horrible PAIN in my back"..

      1. Get rear-ended
      2. Fake pain
      3. Profit from the insurance settlement
      4. Profit by selling the drugs the doctor give you
      5. Repeat.

      It's actually pretty common scam, but like other people said it's easier just to downshift. Or if you're really clever you get 2 cars, you pull in front of the target, the other car comes up behind the target & makes a scene, pulls next to the target & gives the finger, pressed ham, etc. & as soon as they look over, slam on your brakes.

      I knew a lady who did this for several years, and made quite a bit of money. Then she pulled the same stunt on some guy who had a reinforced crash bar welded to the front of his truck, which ended up sitting on top of her head.

    35. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by kenj0418 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns, and actually did in Massachusetts.

      They must have already passed that in Missouri too -- all of our handguns make a noise when they are fired. They seem to be permanently set on the 'car backfiring' setting too. I tried changing mine to 'birds chirping' to be less conspicuous, and all I ended up with was a bunch of dead birds.

    36. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by kramulous · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, I didn't think that was troll worthy. Although I suspect you don't give a crap.

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    37. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by MemoryAid · · Score: 1
      Let me guess...this 'friend' is really you?

      I once had a friend who evaded the cops by extinguishing his lights during night pursuits. I -- uh, he(!) -- has yet to die from a shootout, though.

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    38. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Bananas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod parent up. This has nothing to do with predation. It has everything to do with...you get the idea.

    39. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're that guy from Police Academy and SpaceBalls, aren't you?

    40. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI you can downshift with an automatic...

    41. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Not only that, would you be in violation of the law if something happened to your speaker and it could no longer make proper sound. No doubt such a phone would be pretty useless as a phone, but if the camera worked why throw it away?

    42. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by codeonezero · · Score: 1

      Great idea for a pickup line for those geeks who may be in law enforcement after this law goes into effect!

      Excuse me ma'am. I see you're talking on your cell phone. I will ask you to take a picture of me so that I may ascertain whether your phone is "Camera Phone Predator Alert Act" compliant. *wink* Here's my number *wink*

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    43. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      Except most of the camera phones I've seen use the primary speaker to emit that sound so you would have to be willing to sacrifice any use of the speakerphone feature as well.

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    44. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Funny

      JESUS CHRIST! DON'T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS!

      Fuck! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

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    45. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by PaSTE · · Score: 1

      Ahhh - That's what they tried to do with handguns, and actually did in Massachusetts.

      They required that handguns make a "click" sound when you fire them?

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    46. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or simply have a sound file recorded that sounds like the click, let him hear it when you're "taking a pic" and then when he asks where the pic is, tell him the camera doesn't have enough memory so it wouldn't save it.

      Hell, tell him the "DOS cpu was swapping the facebook myspace youtube memory application jumpdrives with photoshop for Microsoft XP" and his eyes will glaze over and you can walk off as if you'd waved your hand in front of his face and said "this is not the camera phone you are looking for". (the youtube reference should make him shudder anyway)

      Seriously, I know of a case where a guy was charged with stealing $23,000 worth of software but what really was going on was that he stole a computer that had the software installed on it and the person who he stole it from lied about it. The cops didn't know any better and kept repeating that if he'd just return the software, they'd go easy on him. So you can tell them almost anything and if you are convincing enough and use enough buzzwords, they'll drink the kool-aid.

    47. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The same thing they did recently when a cop shot a restrained BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) passenger. They would seize every cell phone that they could find calling it "evidence", and the CCTV cameras in the area would just happen to not be working. Of course, just like in the recent shooting, it might turn out a week later that one of the cctv cameras was working after all, as long as nothing incriminating can be seen from it's angle.

    48. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, it means that concerts, plays, parties, weddings and nearly every other event is going to filled with incessant beeps and clicks.

      ...Thereby transforming every party into a SWEET RAVE PARTY.

    49. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      But unless the House page discussing the bill is failing to mention something fairly fundamental, this bill doesn't do that. The bill wouldn't affect end users. It doesn't take away the user's right to modify a phone to not make a sound. It mandates that the phone, as shipped from the manufacturer, must do so and must not provide a way to turn it off. I'm not sure why the blogger thought that this allows prosecution of individuals. This bill could not prevent possession of cameras that don't beep even if it wanted to, as doing so would criminalize the possession of (and thus completely obliterate the resale value of) nearly every cellular phone built to date. If you want to ensure you never get elected to another public office as long as you live, pass a law that makes every one of your constituents replace his/her cell phone under penalty of incarceration.... :-)

      Even still, this bill is beyond idiotic for so many reasons, it's hard to know where to begin. I'll take a shot, though.

      • It now becomes unacceptable to take ANY digital photographs in concerts, weddings, etc. even without a flash because suddenly it disturbs everyone in the audience.
      • It does not affect video cameras, nor camera phones when used to record movies. I'd go so far as to say that 100% of the people this law is trying to prevent do NOT take still pictures, and therefore this law will do precisely NOTHING to prevent what they're trying to prevent! Ever try to take a picture with any kind of still camera in secret (much less a camera phone)? It's really hard. But a video camera? Trivial. You start it recording (a minute before you encounter the person you're stalking), attach it to your shoe or whatever, and... you get the idea. Want stills? Use a high definition camera and take a still frame from it. Just shy of 1MP, which is good enough for most purposes unless you need to digitally zoom in further because of distance. And before you say "it could make a continuous sound while shooting video", that would make the video feature completely and totally useless.
      • It adds additional complexity to cameras, resulting in larger shutter lag. Shutter lag on cheap digital cameras is already so slow that the cameras border on unusable. Add an extra fraction of a second to play that sound, and... you get the idea. If you wait until after the picture is taken, you're increasing the inter-shot delay, which is also so high that it borders on unusable. Either way, this is going to significantly reduce the usability of these things as digital cameras.
      • It is completely unenforceable. Since these devices won't hard-wire a button to make a beep, this is just going to be a little bit of firmware. Given that we already have open source camera firmware for a wide variety of digital cameras, all these people have to do is use any of those cameras and presto, no more beeps. I'd imagine there are similar hacking efforts for camera phones, and I don't even think it's necessary to mention Android around here, but... yeah, Android. There is simply no possibility of preventing people from disabling something that intrusive and obnoxious. It is fundamentally impossible to ship a camera phone in which the beep can't be turned off.
      • Even if you ignore software patches, your average idiot could take out four screws, remove the back, and cut one of the speaker wires. Presto. No more beep. Want to make calls? Put in a switch. You've just raised the level of difficulty from "average idiot" to "unskilled amateur with a soldering pencil". Either way, it's eye-roll simple.
      • Real stalkers don't use camera phones anyway. They use 300mm zoom lenses from 300 feet away. Even with a real mechanical shutter, the intended victim won't hear the click.

      So basically, this A. is completely unenforceable, B. turns cell phone cameras into a HUGE nuisance, and C. creates yet another regulatory headache for manufacturers, all without do

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    50. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I knew it! The government is full of assholes!

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    51. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Though a short search didn't turn up the article I was looking for, I remember reading here that there was a report that definitively linked a person's perception of the road with their tendancy to road rage.

      The more you thought of it as "your road" and people getting in "your way", the more likely you were to become angry when someone didn't drive as you wanted them to. I think this is a far more likely indicator than 'debt ratios'.

      Those who tailgate typically do it for one reason, and one reason only, they think you are in their way and they think riding your bumper is a way of bullying you out of their way.

    52. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Daswolfen · · Score: 1

      You can get a nice add-on to fix that. Sure, its a pain to pay for what is a bug patch to the Handgun OS, but well worth it IMHO.

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    53. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture. After the mean ol'cop has left, I press it again and resume taking illicit photos of manhole covers.... ohh.. look, that one has some bubble gum stuck in the lettering.

      Um, you forgot the part where you firmly and politely tell the officer that you do not consent to any searches.

    54. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Not really, it probable means that people will go back to using regular camera and recording devices. The idea behind this is to make you obvious when taking someone's picture, not to prevent it. It is so there isn't a mistaken expectation of privacy that tricks people into doing something they wouldn't normally do in public. Letting you see the act or action isn't necessarily the same as letting everyone you know see it because you snapped pictures in secrete.

    55. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      If the cop is beating the person, then what difference does it make when the person who was beat makes the same claim as you, the person watching it but with no connection to the person being beat?

      They used to catch police brutality all the time in previous years before cell phones had cameras. The major difference with them verses not with them is who had the courage to speak out against them. If the cop is really beating a person for no reason, then I suspect putting your hand over the part that makes the noise will suppress it enough that he will never know the difference. If your only willing to speak out against this kind of stuff when you have some sort of proof, then your fearing what you deserve because of your own inaction.

    56. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes it a little hard to conceal that you just caught him in action

      What a convenient side effect. This could apply to more or less anything government doesn't want exposed publicly.

    57. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wow, you're advanced. I would have just made clicking sounds with my mouth.

      Speaking in a foreign tongue is now grounds for imprisonment.

    58. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by apparently · · Score: 1

      Always managed to flip 'em back on by the time the cops showed up.

      What a thrilling story! His reflexes were so swift that he actually had enough time to flip a switch?! Inconceivable!

    59. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by legirons · · Score: 1

      My worry is what the cop will do after he hears your phone click when you catch him beating the shit out of somebody. Makes it a little hard to conceal that you just caught him in action.

      Or the sound that your cellphone will make when you dial 112 from your hiding-place...

    60. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by craash420 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's search failed me but google didn't, here's the article.

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    62. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by AnEducatedNegro · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, you're advanced. I would have just made clicking sounds with my mouth.

      I'm sure you've become pretty good at that!

    63. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Well, fork over $300 for a (legally) unlocked G1 (Google's iPhone killer). It gives you root access (it's a ~Linux OS). I sure hope this bill won't kill that...

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    64. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the sentiment, but tail lights are useful even without tailgating. Without tail lights, the 'safe following distance' would be a good deal longer than it is now, simply because it's hard to judge a 10km/h difference in speed, say, by the apparent size of the car alone. Tail lights are there because they're a blindingly obvious visual cue as to what a car is doing, a fact all drivers, good and bad alike, rely on.

    65. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by cekander · · Score: 1

      I have a button that rotates my license plate. I push it when I use the speed-pass lanes, or after a heist.

    66. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... If I just make a 1 second movie I'm fine, riiiight???

    67. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by dotgain · · Score: 1

      FYI you can downshift with an automatic...

      Yes, and they just love it being done to them.

    68. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      This law is a foolish waste of time. Hows it go? The time machine back to 1984 was built with good intentions? Something along those lines..

      **88......ZzzzZAP *** ...sizzle...

      Doc: Marty, we've got to go back!
      Marty: Wtf for doc? I really like this hoverboard!
      Doc: You don't understand! These phones in the future! They have CAMERAS in them! People might take a pic of your peen when you're not lookin!
      Marty: Oh, well if that's the case, I can't handle that! Take us back! ..**.. POW! >>>88mph.... ZZzeeeerpt!

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    69. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now the federal CPSC is going to regulate how cell phone cameras work, NOT to protect the user, but to protect everyone else FROM the user.

      And yet my ultra slim/small pocket CAMERA (because it's not a cell phone camera) doesn't have to click!

      And it's smaller then my cell phone!

    70. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you could just have the cell phone setup to e-mail every photo you take to yourself (or have some more advanced system). In high school, one of my friends had his phone set up so one of the picture taking modes immediately posted the photo to his website using Gallery2. As a more user-friendly method, the cell phone companies could host any photos their customers take. Of course, in the US the carriers want to charge for even getting a photo off a cell phone, so such a service would not really work. Maybe with an unlimited data plan and a smartphone it could be done relatively easily.

    71. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by swillden · · Score: 1

      The stuff that required was "interesting" from a safety standpoint - hidden serial numbers, requiring that all handguns pass a "temperature" test (800F, so no Glocks, et al.)

      That temperature test is a result of what has to be the silliest in a long line of gun control misinformation campaigns, the "undetectable plastic gun" myth. As if attaching a plastic handle to a pound of steel can make it invisible to metal detectors... just silly.

      So, do cops in Mass not carry Glocks, like most cops everywhere else? Or do they just have an exception?

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    72. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually research shows that those that tailgate are some of the most stupid on the planet. They typically have an IQ of 95 or below. This is a solid fact, If you tailgate, you are incredibly stupid.

      Therefore con-men scamming would not make a dent, because typically you have to have an IQ of 98 and higher to be able to learn from events. The Typical soccer mom driving her surburban has an IQ below 95. That's usually why they are "stay at home moms" They cant keep a job.

    73. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      So It's a DMCA violation for me to open the phone and cut the wires to the speaker?

      How about taping a padded piece of rubber over the speaker, those typically mute a cell phone ringer completely silent.

      Or better yet, not use a cellphone camera but a real digital camera? I'd get a better photo with a $50.00 digital cheapie than the best cellphone camera anyways.

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    74. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      I had a "friend" once who had a similar button in his car that would disable his brake lights. He made a living for a few years by getting "accidentally" rear-ended.

      I used to work with someone who had just the opposite... He adjusted his motorcycle front brake to turn the brakelight on before the brake actually applied, in order to shake loose those jerks who liked to tailgate him.

      As of the gene pool, since he died in that egyptian plane crash the FAA attributed to pilot suicide, we'll never know...

    75. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by PherricOxide · · Score: 1

      This law actually doesn't apply to the phone owner, but is enforced under this: (a) Designation It shall be unlawful for any person to - (1) manufacture for sale, offer for sale, distribute in commerce, or import into the United States any consumer product which is not in conformity with an applicable consumer product safety standard under this chapter. -http://vlex.com/vid/19232791 So unless you're planning to sell your phone, you're fine with an old one.

    76. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Though a short search didn't turn up the article I was looking for, I remember reading here that there was a report that definitively linked a person's perception of the road with their tendancy to road rage.

      The more you thought of it as "your road" and people getting in "your way", the more likely you were to become angry when someone didn't drive as you wanted them to. I think this is a far more likely indicator than 'debt ratios'.

      I wasn't referring to "debt ratios" as that sounds like an actual term that is much more specific than the principle I was highlighting. I was referring to debt as a lifestyle choice; "choice" implying that I am limiting my description to those for whom other options are available. My point in mentioning debt is that there is such a thing as Truth. If you tell me that there isn't, I will say "oh really? is that ... ... true?" and it will immediately contradict itself. So, there is a "right" way to do things and it's usually much simpler than our ideas of the "optimal" way to do things, if you can grasp the difference.

      Apparently using such a mundane thing as financial debt to illustrate the point was a stumbling block for you. I know that because I was referring to a mentality and you responed as though I had made a positive claim about the reliability of it as an indicator of anything, which I did not. The idea is that a thing like debt does not happen by itself; it requires the indebted person's active participation and most of the time, that person had other choices. In this way debt is like obesity: a very tiny percentage truly honestly cannot help it, while the vast majority could have chosen differently. The victim mentality is quite popular and rather precious to a lot of people because they consider recognizing their mistakes, learning from them, and moving on to live a better life to be a painful process, so I'm sure I just "offended" lots of people by implying that they should do this. They'll blame me for that if they even have the courage to speak up, nevermind that I bear no malice (this isn't some immature "gotcha" game) and what I said is self-evident truth. What'll really "fry their noodle" is when they realize how much happier and more complete they'll be when they lose the victim mentality. That choice is theirs; all I can personally do is refuse to be another enabler for what I know to be wrong.

      In a similar spirit, it is not difficult to recognize that rear-ending the vehicle in front of you is the most easily preventable accident you could ever cause. It's so preventable that in most (all?) states of the USA, not taking steps to prevent it is a traffic violation, typically known as "following too closely", though unfortunately it is rarely enforced unless an accident has already happened.

      If it were up to me, we'd quit worrying so much about speeding (it should be obvious it has little to do with safety and much to do with revenue) and we would instruct police officers to look for people who follow too closely and people who fail to yield right-of-way, the two primary causes of accidents. A very close third would be people who get in the passing lane and then refuse to either pass the vehicle beside them or get out of the passing lane. I'm actually having people pre-emptively cut in front of me on the highway because they think I'm going to do that too, which is (no good, yet) understandable, considering that they probably got stuck an inconsiderate person for the duration of their trip the last time they extended benefit of doubt.

      Those who tailgate typically do it for one reason, and one reason only, they think you are in their way and they think riding your bumper is a way of bullying you out of their way.

      And here we get to the real heart of the matter. The best way to make sure that you never run out of bullies is to reward that behavior by giving them what they want. For that re

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    77. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Well, except that disabling the click isn't copyright circumvention.

    78. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      The truthiness of your post overwhelms me oh prohet of martyrdom. Please. Do you have a news letter? I wish to subscribe.

      Alternatively, this comment to be read as to say:

      "WTF did what you just posted have anything to do with my comment? And why did you feel the need to get snarky?"

    79. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      That's the one!

      Thanks!

    80. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      Well, try proving to me why I can't use my hairdryer in the bathtub without assuming I have had classes in electrical engineering. You'll have a hard time. These warning stickers work by brainwashing us into thinking it is obvious that hairdryers and bathtubs don't go well together. These warning labels exist for the newbies in this world, like the people who use hairdryers for the first time. Once these labels are seen a couple of times, they have served their purpose, but there are still more newbies along the way. Just because someone hasn't seen as many hairdryer stickers than you does not make them 'tards.

      Anyways, that said, I'll agree with you on some warning stickers, like those on knives and such.

    81. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 1

      The truthiness of your post overwhelms me oh prohet of martyrdom. Please. Do you have a news letter? I wish to subscribe.

      Alternatively, this comment to be read as to say:

      "WTF did what you just posted have anything to do with my comment? And why did you feel the need to get snarky?"

      I am speaking what I know to be true and thus I may appear to be what you can call uncompromising, for these are simple matters that even mundane reason can clear up. But I am only speaking what I know to be true. I do not "own the truth" which really would be "snarky". As a wise man once told me, "I did not make the world the way that it is, I merely live in it".

      You can look at many thousands of individual behaviors and their little nuances. Or you can look at the mind behind those behaviors and the one or two things it does not understand that causes all of those individual behaviors and their little nuances. If you were trying to do the former, you may see my post about the latter and conclude that it is unrelated.

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    82. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      Nah! If he can hear the phone's click over the screams of mercy, he's not "enforcing his authority" anywhere near hard enough and is thus not doing his job properly - he'd have no right to be upset!

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    83. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by finity · · Score: 1

      "I keep slowing down until I feel like my speed matches their following distance since they refuse to match their following distance to my speed. That equation works both ways, you know. If that means we do 25 mph on a 55 mph highway, so be it."

      That's a wonderful way to piss someone off and cause them to really get a case of road rage. Not to mention the fact that it makes your very personal problem with tailgaters everyone else on the road's problem, too. I can understand 50 and maybe even 45 in a 55, especially if it's not too busy. But 25 on a 55 is (usually) dangerous for everyone.

      If it were up to me, we'd quit worrying so much about speeding (it should be obvious it has little to do with safety and much to do with revenue)

      There are some statistics I've seen quoted in drivers safety courses that indicate the opposite. I don't know where the stats come from, but assuming they're correct, speeding does have an impact on pedestrian safety. You don't always see the pedestrians until after they've stepped out in front of your vehicle. It would be nice to have higher speed limits on the highways, though.

      The victim mentality is quite popular...

      I really like where you take this idea. I frequently wonder why certain people have so much "bad luck," and your explanation seems to make a lot of sense. Attributing bad turns to bad luck pushes problems off on the universe. I think people need to look inwardly at the things they do and genuinely think, "maybe it's my fault that some of these things happen." Or, at least, "maybe there's something I can do, or a change I can make in my behavior, that will reduce the frequency of this bad stuff." Bad stuff happens to everyone, but not everyone lets it get them down, and I think avoiding that victim mentality helps prevent that. Positive thinking can get you through a lot of painful stuff.

    84. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Let me guess...this 'friend' is really you?

      Not unless you think I also died in a meth lab shootout with the cops.... in which case (this being /. and all) I'd expect you to ask what kind of broadband connection I got in hell ;)

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    85. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully you're happy with just phone vibration on incoming calls and also don't have a huge collection of ringtones.

    86. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who tailgate typically do it for one reason, and one reason only, they think you are in their way

      If somebody is in the left lane, pacing a car to the right of them, and driving at or near the speed limit, then they would be correct.

      and they think riding your bumper is a way of bullying you out of their way.

      That's the real problem right there. In Western Europe people flash their lights, which is still justifiably annoying, and also much safer because it doesn't involve sacrificing following distance.

    87. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by TimothyDavis · · Score: 0

      I actually changed my driving habits after giving the car ahead too much room caused some very bad situations to arise.

      1: Getting cut off by a car trying to merge into traffic or make a left hand turn across the flow of traffic because my gap was wider than most - giving the illusion of opportunity.

      2: From a further distance, it is harder to tell if the car in front of you is braking hard, or just slowing down. By the time you realize which one it is, you now have a significant speed delta between you and the car ahead. This can result in you breaking even harder, causing the guy behind you to have to suddenly react. I do realize there is a optimal middle ground - but I just want to point out that adding distance does not always make the situation safer.

      Consider the maximum speed difference a tailgater can impact you with versus the guy giving you plenty of room and not paying attention.

    88. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 1

      That's a wonderful way to piss someone off and cause them to really get a case of road rage. Not to mention the fact that it makes your very personal problem with tailgaters everyone else on the road's problem, too. I can understand 50 and maybe even 45 in a 55, especially if it's not too busy. But 25 on a 55 is (usually) dangerous for everyone.

      You make a great case for why I'm the wrong guy to tailgate (joke). Getting pissed off at someone because he won't allow you to needlessly endanger his life and limb for your own convenience is a bit like getting pissed off at a brick wall because you punched it and hurt your hand. But really, if this sort of "I'm not going to put up with this no matter what" determination were more common, many of these maladaptive behaviors would be unknown to us. Now, remember that all bullies are cowards. The reality is that once they find out I am not going to cave in to their pressure, that they cannot have their way with me, and worse (for them), that I can arrange all of this without compromising my joy and while simultaneously wanting something much better for them as well, they rather quickly find somewhere else to be. This almost always happens on a multi-lane road where they had the option of passing me the whole time. The silliness of that does come down on them, hard. It has only actually come to "25 in a 55" once or twice and I never saw such behavior from that individual again, and that isn't because I didn't see them again.

      There are some statistics [drivesafely.org] I've seen quoted in drivers safety courses that indicate the opposite. I don't know where the stats come from, but assuming they're correct, speeding does have an impact on pedestrian safety. You don't always see the pedestrians until after they've stepped out in front of your vehicle. It would be nice to have higher speed limits on the highways, though.

      I'll give an example, and yes this does apply to a highway. A few years ago a particular highway around here had a 55 mph speed limit. Had I done 65 on the highway during that time, I may have been pulled over and ticketed. The officer doing so would say that this was necessary for safety, that the 55 mph speed limit was the maximum safe speed (nevermind that fuel conservation during the 70s oil crisis is where the 55 mph limit came from). Now, that same exact highway has a 65 mph speed limit. There has been no new construction and no modifications to this highway. Yet, suddenly 65 mph is a safe speed. Am I to believe that the laws of physics have changed in the last few years?

      The more I study this, the more the data seems to show that slow drivers are actually more dangerous. For one, someone who consistently drives well under the speed limit during good conditions and in the absence of hazards is telling me something. They are telling me in the strongest possible terms that they do not believe they can handle their vehicle at the same speed that everyone else can manage. Perhaps they are drunk; perhaps they are elderly and have diminished reflexes, or perhaps they are a newly-licensed driver. Either way, this represents a lack of skill.

      Second, in an ideal world drivers do not weave in and out of lanes or cut in front of people. In the real world, people will do this to get around a slow driver because their other realistic alternative is getting stuck behind them, particularly if that slow driver is in the passing lane. This will happen each time, you can count on it, you can tell people not to do that until you're blue in the face and it will make no difference. Like all other predictable reactions, we should acknowledge it for the reality that it is and handle it accordingly.

      I really like where you take this idea. I frequently wonder why certain people have so much "bad luck," and your explanation seems to make a lot of sense. Attributing bad turns to bad luck pushes problems off on the universe. I thi

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    89. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by yyttrrre · · Score: 1

      Ever drive in a massively populated area? Driving at a safe distance is nearly impossible. Try it and watch how many nuts nearly kill you as they swerve around and cut you off. Driving in NYC or probably any other major city is a good example of this. Its not smart to ride the bumper of the car directly in front of you but, it isn't always possible to drive one car length per 10 miles or whatever consensus is the appropriate distance.

      Whats worse is people who stop dead in the road and side swipe you when you attempt to pass them. Also slow drivers in the fast lane and anyone who doesn't use a blinker. Included are people who drive way below the speed limit and refuse to allow the 10 cars behind them to pass. Some people drive way to slow for the road. This encourages tailgating. I say if your gonna drive slower than the posted limit than at least let everyone else pass. One does not have a right to drive slow and if you obviously aren't in a hurry then get out of the way.

    90. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by BillX · · Score: 1

      There once was a time when the basic anti-death-and-injury bootstrapping (water and electricity don't mix, leaves of three let it be, don't pick up rattlesnakes, look both ways...) was passed down by oral tradition, in particular from parents to children. If some family lines have reached the point where these vital nuggets are no longer being propagated, maybe it is just time to take the warning labels off everything and see what happens.

      I kid thee not, on the last condensed milk I bought: ALLERGY WARNING: CONTAINS MILK

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    91. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by BillX · · Score: 1

      As the law was probably meant to be enforced (bought and paid for by Hollywood, not gadget makers), yes. Unfortunately, it's quite often (mis)applied to cover encrypted or access-controlled firmware, claiming that the unrestricted *use* of the gadget (i.e. executing the firmware) meets the definition of "access" under the DMCA, regardless of whether said firmware or anything it protects is ever actually copied, viewed or otherwise reduced to human-perceivable form. See Every Game Console Maufacturer vs. Every Homebrew Device Ever Made. :-(

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    92. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by plnix0 · · Score: 1

      But unless the House page discussing the bill is failing to mention something fairly fundamental, this bill doesn't do that. The bill wouldn't affect end users. It doesn't take away the user's right to modify a phone to not make a sound.

      Sure, not yet. You have to realize that state oppression comes in steps. It's been like this throughout history. First they outlaw the manufacture. (As an [important] aside, there is a false dichotomy implicit in your argument. Manufacturers are people; as such, they have rights. Their rights are violated by laws forbidding them to manufacture certain types of items or forcing them to include certain "features" in items they produce.) The public accept this because they see it as not "directly" affecting them. Also, many don't really know what's going on. Many notice that camera phones recently have started clicking, but they think maybe companies that make the phones just started adding that as a feature. They think it's just another fashion, the next stage in the development of the technology. Some, of course, hear word of some government regulation, but most just let it pass, forget all about it. They have other things to do, life to attend to.

      The next stage is inevitable. Some Congressman points to an example of some pervert doing something wrong with a modified (or pre-click) phone and proposes outlawing the possession of non-clicking camera phones by consumers. After all, their manufacture was outlawed for a reason. No one in Congress can deny that. Years have passed and it is reasonable to expect that anyone other than a pervert or a crook would have upgraded his phone to the compliant clicking variety by now. So the argument goes. Anyone who buys a new phone and modifies it is clearing trying to circumvent the law and is hence, by definition, a criminal. Congress passes the bill outlawing possession and again, very few people notice or care, largely because they already have clicking camera phones, so how does this affect them, anyway?

    93. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I've never heard that one about rattlesnakes.

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    94. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      That's a common mistake really. Most people do not understand product safety certifications. Many recognize the different safety marks, such as UL, CSA, ETL, etc. but do not know the significance of those marks.

      Worse yet, many people in the US mistake the CE mark to be a 3rd party testing certification mark. The truth is that CE is applicable only to the European Union, and furthermore for most product types is self-declaratory meaning its not even verified by a 3rd party.

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    95. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      The CPSC is responsible for enforcing consumer product recalls in the US, which would give them broader enforcement rights than the police trying to individually enforce this proposed law.

      It's the right way to go anyway, since regardless of any law, any sufficiently resourceful individual can bypass the mandatory camera-phone click with a small screwdriver and about 2 minutes of time.

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    96. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most modern automatic transmissions will auto rev-match and/or dual-engage, to smooth out hard shifts. Even my 1993 Subaru Impreza's 4EAT can handle it gracefully. My lady's 2000 Astro's 4L60E jerks and bucks, though. Heartbeat of America? Like a Rock? Meh. Point is, if your car doesn't suck, it's not a problem. (If your car does suck, it probably has high resale value.)

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    97. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by causality · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ever drive in a massively populated area? Driving at a safe distance is nearly impossible. Try it and watch how many nuts nearly kill you as they swerve around and cut you off. Driving in NYC or probably any other major city is a good example of this. Its not smart to ride the bumper of the car directly in front of you but, it isn't always possible to drive one car length per 10 miles or whatever consensus is the appropriate distance.

      To clarify, that's why I identified the problem as the mentality. People don't value foresight and the kinds of suffering (most of which we call "accidents") it can avoid and that is the problem. The identifiable flaws in the way people often drive are merely symptoms. That's why the application of rules or a list of "do's and don'ts" designed to modify behavior will not really solve this problem once and for all, for they are superficial solutions aimed only at symptoms. That is not how you bring about a future where people have to read history books to remember that there ever were these kinds of problems. At best, that approach can only manage the situation which is what we do with problems we don't really know how to solve or are unwilling to solve.

      If people truly loved and respected one another, if doing things right for the pure joy of doing the right thing were their delight, they would take care of these things quite naturally whether it's NYC or a 100-person little town. They would have the correct understanding and it would find a way. The difficulty of doing that in a densely populated place like NYC would be their thrill to overcome. It would not be a struggle or a battle. This is harmony and this is possible. That's my real point; I just have to start with what you may call the "problem domain" to get there. This is not a mental effort or a deductive process though I often have to phrase the output in those terms. The inspiration that does the real work of "getting there" is a joy.

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    98. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Or when you're trying to take a picture of any perpetrator, without him or her knowing you're doing so. Kind of like the feature where the phone makes a loud alarm when you dial 911, perfect for when you're hiding in a closet and calling for help.

    99. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The act states; "A mobile phone manufactured after such date shall not be equipped with a means of disabling or silencing such tone or sound."

      Quick! Let's stockpile all mobile phones manufactured before the act is passed!

    100. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      "At which time, I, as the wiley "bad guy", press the button telling the camera to make the clicking noise when taking a picture."
      Really? I would just take a video.

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    101. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since any hacked camera will NOT make a sound ... will the cops randomly demand that people with camera-capable devices "demonstrate" that they click when a picture is taken?

      No hacking needed my camera has a silent mode:-)

    102. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Even better, a switch to turn the "driving backwards" light on. That should make sure they'll break :p

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    103. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're pretty preachy for a guy/girl that purposefully puts himself and everyone else in danger by slowing down just to feel like you've asserted your power over the person behind you.

      The "zen" thing to do would be to let them pass and move on with your life. It's not the speed on highways that causes accidents, it's changes in the speed.

      You could always let the person pass and report their aggressive driving. Most states have phone numbers you can call to report the license plate of someone that is endangering other drivers.

      Grow up.

    104. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I'd expect you to ask what kind of broadband connection I got in hell ;)

      Why would we have to ask? Being hell, it's obviously Comcast with the full bittorrent choking and beta of the Australian filtering.

    105. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I used to work with someone who had just the opposite... He adjusted his motorcycle front brake to turn the brakelight on before the brake actually applied, in order to shake loose those jerks who liked to tailgate him.

      Was this a while back? I only ask because my bike (V-Star 1100 Classic) does this as well, and I didn't hack it so.

    106. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No the problem is that, without undeniable PROOF, no other cop or prosecutor would take the word of civilians over cops, irrespective of how many people "spoke out." Unless you have something tangible to give to the media (i.e., a video or at least a photo) no one in power would do a damn thing about it, no matter the number of witnesses.

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    107. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or have a bird do it for you. Check out this video at about 2:07

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375&hl=en

    108. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by bsane · · Score: 1

      There once was a time when the basic anti-death-and-injury bootstrapping (water and electricity don't mix, leaves of three let it be, don't pick up rattlesnakes, look both ways...)

      Uh, you do realize that 2 of those 4 examples have only been a threat to your life for about hundred years- and then only only sporadically until the last 50. Still surprised we don't have a innate fear of bathroom outlets and a rich oral tradition warning against using a hairdryer while showering?

    109. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the one that basically said the more crap a person had in their car to "personalize" it, the more likely they were to view the roadways as being "their road?" So watch out for people with stuff hanging from their mirrors. Or the cutesy bows or whatnot on the end of their antenna.

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    110. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Manufacturers are people; as such, they have rights.

      Legally, yes, they are "people". They aren't, though; they don't have the same rights. They don't have the right to vote, have much more restricted freedom of speech, have significantly different rights when it comes to contract disputes with individuals (because of the presumption that the are a much stronger party), etc. It's a pretty big stsretch to call a manufacturer a person in any reasonable sense of the word.

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    111. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      No, but it prohibits you from driving with a busted headlight.

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    112. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Must have been sometime back in 83-84. And I believe it was one of those cheap jap bikes.

    113. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Dude. Would it kill you to just let the guy pass you? Sure, he's an idiot for riding your bumper, but are you getting where you want to go any slower if you just let him pass?

      I have all the patience in the world for people who want to drive slow in the right lane. When people drive in formation in the left lane with a line of 20 cars behind them, they're slowing up progress. I guess it makes them feel better about teaching the unrighteous masses a lesson about the speed limit.

      My philosophy - as long as I'm passing cars I'll drive at a safe speed in the left lane. When I'm not passing cars I'll move over to the right. I could care less how fast the guy behind me wants to drive - I'll get out of his way when I can, and I won't be intimidated before then. On the other hand, I won't go playing games on the highway to "teach him a lesson" either - that's his mother's job...

    114. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Not really. It might be more difficult, especially if you went to the same agency as the person who was attempting to cover the abusive cop with the accusation. In Columbus Ohio, there was recently a case where a cop shot a suspect in the back as he ran away. There was no video of it or pictures but about 5 witnesses came out and told the news that the suspect was standing there with his hands on the trunk of a car as ordered by the cop when one of the officers pulled their weapon. The guy freaked and begged the cop not to shoot him, turned and started to run as the cop shot him in the back. The suspect was not only unarmed, he was stopped as part of a misdemeanor stop and there was probably no reason for a gun to be pulled in the first place.

      That cop went on administrative leave until the shooting was investigated, he was then let go faced criminal charges and the city settled with the family of the suspect. I didn't follow it too closely.

      Anyways, this may be a one in a million case but it isn't like it doesn't happen. Cincinnati Ohio, similar situation but police shot a 15 year old kid climbing a fence when running from the police. No video, no nothing but a few private citizens sitting on a porch when the kid ran by with the police chasing him. This time it was a white officer so it sparked some race riots.

      Now where you live, it might be a different situation. The cops in my state aren't exactly known for their honesty which might be why the media is willing to pick up on it more.

    115. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Don't stand on a hill during a thunderstorm; look both ways before crossing the post road (egads, that horse is FAST!) or for that matter the prairie (lordy, those bison can RUN!)

      Hairdryers, hmmph. Newfangled gadgets anyway...

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    116. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't used one.

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    117. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by shermo · · Score: 1

      And here we get to the real heart of the matter. The best way to make sure that you never run out of bullies is to reward that behavior by giving them what they want. For that reason, I never speed up for a tailgaiter. Ever. I tap my brakes a couple of times, give them a minute or two, and if they continue, I keep slowing down until I feel like my speed matches their following distance since they refuse to match their following distance to my speed.

      Pretty much. I hit 50k in a 100k zone yesterday while towing with some retard tailgating me.

      It's nice when they do get it and back off to a reasonable distance though.

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    118. Re:Just think about ENFORCEMENT. by plnix0 · · Score: 1

      No, they are people. Not merely legally, but literally. They have rights and they vote. I don't mean the corporation (i.e. collection of assets) which is owned by people, but the owners themselves. Forbidding them to produce a certain thing is indeed a violation of their rights.

  39. Ah, another job for Ethan Hunt by holophrastic · · Score: 2

    Can't be silenced huh? So this magic speaker, or other sound emitting device, can't be covered by a pillow, and can't be destroyed by a paper-clip?

    Again, we're talking about intentional malice. Anyone with something to gain -- i.e. getting away with it -- can easily solve the problem.

    1. Re:Ah, another job for Ethan Hunt by drspliff · · Score: 1

      Well, of course it can be silenced... but it's probably the exact same one used to play music on or your ring tone.

  40. Electrical Tape by leroybrown · · Score: 1

    Surely there's a provision to stop me from placing electrical tape over my iPhone speaker?

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    1. Re:Electrical Tape by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      <Humor> Of course... the DMCA, you'd be circumventing a "digital protection device"</humor>

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    2. Re:Electrical Tape by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      Gawd, I wish I could laugh at that :(

  41. Great!!! by mlwmohawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So now, when you take a picture of police shooting a restrained person in the back, they'll be alerted and shoot you!!!

    Silent camera phones are an important instrument to keep authorities in check.

    1. Re:Great!!! by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      Silent camera phones are an important instrument to keep authorities in check.

      The right of the people to keep and bear cell phone cameras shall not be infringed?

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    2. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't shoot you, they just beat the crap out of you with your phone. To bad they missed the guy on the balcony with the camcorder.

    3. Re:Great!!! by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or are we beginning to lose our perspective amidst all this wanton regulation.

      How long will it be before we're arguing that the sharp corners on our muzzle,loaded florescent orange painted, foam-projectile only, civilian class "firearms" are essential to defending our freedom, and that the government has no right to demand that they be covered in padding.

      I can see the counter-comments now...
      How would you feel if your child was bludgeoned to death with one of these murder-tools, knowing it would have been prevented if we'd been proactive enough to regulate the ownership of hard, blunt objects. You can't put a price on safety, I won't have my kids growing up in a world where some wacko can just walk into a store and buy a hard blunt object with no background check, then go and beat an auditorium full of children to death.

    4. Re:Great!!! by iYk6 · · Score: 1

      The cell phone is mightier than the gun! (Edward Bulwer-Lytton adapted to the 21st century)

    5. Re:Great!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now, when you take a picture of police shooting a restrained person in the back, they'll be alerted and shoot you!!!

      Ah, the good old "what if".

      Face it -- you are never going to photograph the police shooting a restrained man in the back, just like you are never going to rise up and overthrow an oppressive government.

      These are not freedoms, but the illusion of freedom. The right wing uses them to control people like you. And you not only don't even realise, but you become hostile when anyone tries to tell you... that's how perfectly you're being manipulated.

    6. Re:Great!!! by conureman · · Score: 1

      I can't believe this law is to protect anyone else but "peace officers".

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  42. Re:remove? by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

    if you want to listen... ever think of "remove the Tape"?

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  43. WTF? by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously. What. The. Fuck?

    That annoying fucken' sound is the fist thing I fucken' disable when I get a new phone, simply because it pisses me off.

    I've never taken "candid" photos, for which I'd need complete silence, I just don't like the extra noise. I disable my desktop sounds, as well. I'm just like that.

    And at a concert or other public event? I've never heard someone's camera phone making noises (other than ringing) at one, but I know they're being used to take pictures. ... actually, I have been in situations where silence was golden. I have no drawing skills and needed to copy down a diagram my instructor had drawn on the whiteboard. My (instructor approved, so ling as it didn't disrupt the class) answer? Camera phone.

    Not anymore, if this law passes!

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    1. Re:WTF? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      This.

      Also, it's really annoying when something else in my pocket hits the camera button on the phone, and it starts taking pictures of the pocket lining. Back when I had a different phone whose sound you couldn't disable, this led to downright embarassing moments in class, when the phone would start taking pictures. Everyone starts looking around going "WTF is that noise?"

      Got away from that carrier as soon as the contract ran out, and dropped the phone from something very high. I'm never buying a samsung product again after that POS.

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    2. Re:WTF? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Funny you said Samsung.

      A bit off toipc, but I have a Samsung SCD23 camcorder that I just found out was the subject of a class action lawsuit regarding a known-bad part that was used.

      I used to be loyal to the brand. The brand has failed me and I, too, will never buy Samsung again.

      That said, they settled the suit, agreeing to replace or repair each camera. I bought it 8 years ago, there's a fair chance I'll be getting something brand new now. Thank you, Samsung.

      To bring this somewhat back on topic, I should note that the fucking thing is loud. Was from day one. It's too bad that I bought a different camera, used it, then exchanged it for this one, which I ended up not using until 3 months later, when I could no longer return it.

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    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck yeah! Fuck those fuckin fuckers!

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its OK,

      Your allowed to change the sound your phone makes. How about a "silent" sound?

      How long till 1/2 second mps of a 1hz tone come along as a new shutter sound.

  44. I think this is already illegal in Japan by Itninja · · Score: 1

    I have no verifiable source for this, but some friends who are into Japanese culture say that several years ago, voyeuristic pics became such a problem that the Japanese government required all camera phones to have a hard coded audible click. And that totally put an end to the problem(?)

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  45. disable click'ing by f1vlad · · Score: 1

    Some worried about open source phones, :) come on, whether it's open source or not you could disable that clicking, if really wanted to, on some even so-called closed-source devices (iPhone)

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  46. Every phone I have had has this annoying feature by internerdj · · Score: 1

    The volume makes it reasonably quiet compared to background noise in crowded places, but in quiet places it is horrendously loud. Lets start putting it on all digital cameras, good luck every getting a shot of that cute deer family that visits your back yard or that rare shot of some endangered bird as your camera flashes and plays a siren just so that everyone can be sure you aren't a pervert. Because in both of those cases you are going to be sure to have your expensive professional shooting rig on hand and ready to go...

  47. I read the tags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I LOVE upskirt republicans!

  48. I can silence my digital camera click by DesertBlade · · Score: 1

    So this is kinda pointless. And I can tape over the speaker to make it quieter, Or puncture it.

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    1. Re:I can silence my digital camera click by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      Or hold your hand over the speaker. But clearly these people are not nearly so technically adept as you or I.

  49. CIA Operatives? by tsalmark · · Score: 1

    Does this law also apply to spy cameras used by CIA operatives? How about warrantless wiretaps having a Beep when ever the line is picked up legislated into them?

  50. Don't forget... by tool462 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to include a bright flashy light so deaf people are also aware when their picture is being taken. Of course this means that cameras should also be unable to take pictures of anyone that can't see the camera. I fear for the future of my upskirtcomapatient.com porn site...

  51. Yes by Brain-Fu · · Score: 1

    Those who do not actually understand the technology do think that this law will solve the problem.

    1. Re:Yes by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Sort of like some people think you can legislate net-neutrality when the telcos have armies of lawyers (duh they'll find a loophole).

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  52. It's being introduced by DarkNinja75 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The law is being introduced, it hasn't passed. I doubt it will, so it was probably created solely so a congressman/woman could say they introduced a bill to protect your privacy.

    1. Re:It's being introduced by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      If they wanted to protect my privacy, why didn't they just repeal the PATRIOT act? Seems simpler.

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  53. What about classical music concerts by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    Occasionally, I help school concert bands record their concerts.

    1. Audience (teenagers) taking photos will now attract more irritation from surrounding audience.
    2. My audio recordings will now have more shuttle noises - in full surround stereo.

    No amount of CoolEdit/Audacity can help me remove the shuttles in the middle of the flute solo.

    1. Re:What about classical music concerts by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      Forget classical music. What's going to happen to my next Gwar concert experience.

    2. Re:What about classical music concerts by CaptCovert · · Score: 1

      It'll sound like a Zergling rush?

    3. Re:What about classical music concerts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember classical music? The same thing.

  54. Cretins.. by TheCreeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What the hell is wrong with these people? Is this the one pressing issue at the moment? Don't they have something to do that is really worth their time? And who the hell silently takes photos of people with their phone? This will just inconvenience the innocent and have no next to no effect on anybody who is actually crazy enough to run around taking silent photos of people. They can muffle the speaker, they can get a silent camera without a phone attatched to it. They can RECORD VIDEO on their phones for crying out loud. Will they pass a law requiring the phone to make a screeching or barking noise or something when it records?

    1. Re:Cretins.. by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we should always concentrate all our effort on only 1 issue at a time. That makes SO much more sense.

      There are many, many people in the government and they all have priorities. If they all worked on the same thing at the same time, the entire system would break down.

      In fact, if they all only worked on what you think is important, the system would be just as broken. Obviously, someone thought this needed to be fixed and thought they could fix it. So they tried.

      It's actually what we pay them for.

      The fact that it's an idiotic bill is as much the fault of everyone that voted for him as it is the writer of the bill. (Or her.)

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    2. Re:Cretins.. by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      "Is this the one pressing issue at the moment?"

      Literally speaking, yes! ;)

    3. Re:Cretins.. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      They can RECORD VIDEO on their phones for crying out loud. Will they pass a law requiring the phone to make a screeching or barking noise or something when it records?

      They'll probably require that they make a constant sound like an old movie camera or film projector.

  55. In further news... by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    The sound the phone makes upon taking a picture will be Anthony Hopkins in his Lecter voice doing that slurping sound after he says "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti".

    1. Re:In further news... by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      The sound the phone makes upon taking a picture will be Anthony Hopkins in his Lecter voice

      So... just Anthony Hopkins talking, then?

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  56. Speaking of useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a law that also requires toilets to make happy sounds when I flush.

  57. Outraged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, this is what we are doing instead of spending time and resources monitoring the $350B of taxpayer money we just "invested?"

  58. Whats next? by imp7 · · Score: 1

    Next they will require us to make hand jesters to signal the direction were heading when exiting all elevators.

    1. Re:Whats next? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      "...hand jesters..." *blinks* I'll need to check google for that one.

      Ahh! Here we go.

      "Clown for hearing-impaired royalty." Indeed.

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  59. And at what volume? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Watch the law get passed, but fail to specify a minimum volume limit. Technically, the camera goes "click", but everyone will turn the volume all the way down... It's not disabled, just very, very, very quiet.

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  60. Leica shutters don't click by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One of the things that photographers really liked about Leica film cameras is that they use very quiet shutters, allowing them to be used for unobtrusive candid shots.

    Perhaps this law might consider banning Leicas too.

    Like most laws of this sort, there is almost no chance of making it work.

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    1. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this law might consider banning Leicas too.

      Probably not unless those leicas are built into cell phones. This law specifically applies to cell phones. That's it.

      The point is to dissuade people from taking upskirt shots etc unobtrusively with their cell phone, and to give police a means of charging you if they don't catch you in the act... because if your camera phone doesn't make a sound its been illegally modified.

      If someone tries to fiddle with a traditional camera in the same way its a lot more obvious.

      Like most laws of this sort, there is almost no chance of making it work.

      Agreed. Its a stupid law. But its not nearly so bad or far reaching as you make it out to be.

       

    2. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Draek · · Score: 1

      If someone tries to fiddle with a traditional camera in the same way its a lot more obvious.

      Except it isn't. On small digital cameras the shutter is completely silent, and on those that emit a "clicking" sound through the speakers for familiarity, it can usually be disabled from the menu with ease.

      So no, completely stupid, retarded and useless law.

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    3. Re:Leica shutters don't click by anagama · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how one would unobtrusively attach a phone to the top of a shoe, and how one would unobtrusively bend over to trigger the shutter. Seems like a custom hardware setup would be the only practical solution for upskirt photographers. Once this realization sets in, perhaps we'll see a ban on skirts. Or better yet, a ban on legislators. Now that would be cool!

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    4. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Except it isn't. On small digital cameras the shutter is completely silent, and on those that emit a "clicking" sound through the speakers for familiarity, it can usually be disabled from the menu with ease.

      You are missing the point.

      The reason a regular digital camera is harder to abuse has NOTHING to do with the audio. You can sit across from someone on the bus and manage an upskirt shot of them with a cellphone silent cam while they are looking right at you with a group of onlookers and get away with it.

      Similiarly if you wanted same-sex shots you can easily wander into a locker room fiddling away with your cell phone, and few people would blink.

      People however ARE going to notice you if you tried it with a digital camera whether its silent or not; not because it does or doesn't "click", but because you are obviously holding and manipulating a CAMERA, whose sole purpose is trivially and obviously apparent to practically everyone who sees it.

      So no, completely stupid, retarded and useless law.

      I agree its on the stupid side, but its not entirely useless. Obviously anyone who really wants to still will be able to... but it will get rid of a lot of opportunistic abuse from people who wouldn't go to the trouble of hacking their phone or buying a "spy cam" but who might be tempted if the cellphone they already had was a setting away from being used like that. Given how many people have cellphones, that's probably a pretty big group of people.

    5. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how one would unobtrusively attach a phone to the top of a shoe, and how one would unobtrusively bend over to trigger the shutter.

      Think harder.

      It doesn't exactly require a criminal mastermind to think of countless scenarios where they could unobtrusively get a camera phone into a suitable position long enough to take a picture.

    6. Re:Leica shutters don't click by orasio · · Score: 1

      It's not a stupid law. It's a bad law.
      Your explanation is a good reason to be afraid.
      That is the old practice of creating criminals out if thin air. Why should you go to jail because you flashed your own cellphone that you bought with your own money?
      Once you start giving away your freedom for nothing, it's a slippery slope ending in a bad place.

    7. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      That is the old practice of creating criminals out if thin air. Why should you go to jail because you flashed your own cellphone that you bought with your own money?

      Jail? Really? Is that the proposed penalty or are you just talking out of your ass here?

      Once you start giving away your freedom for nothing, it's a slippery slope ending in a bad place.

      Yes, giving away my freedom to carry silent cell phones. I can still carry silent cameras, and noisy cellphones, I'm just not allowed to combine them. This slope doesn't really feel all that slippery to me.

      That said, for the nth time, I agree it would be a stupid law if it were ever passed. I'm just "defending" it because the majority of the arguments here on /. are even stupider than the law is.

    8. Re:Leica shutters don't click by j_166 · · Score: 1

      OK, smart guy, but what if you hid the camera in a ten gallon hat?

    9. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      OK, smart guy, but what if you hid the camera in a ten gallon hat?

      Re-read my post to the end. Especially the last paragraph:

      "I agree its on the stupid side, but its not entirely useless. Obviously anyone who really wants to still will be able to... but it will get rid of a lot of opportunistic abuse from people who wouldn't go to the trouble of hacking their phone or buying a "spy cam" but who might be tempted if the cellphone they already had was a setting away from being used like that. Given how many people have cellphones, that's probably a pretty big group of people."

      That said, I figure most people looking for upskirt shots would put spy cams in their shoes not their hats.

    10. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find me ONE person who wouldn't find a ten gallon hat out of place or suspicious.

    11. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is to dissuade people from taking upskirt shots etc unobtrusively with their cell phone,

      Or maybe if you're worried about being photographed by a pervert you should stop dressing like a skank.

      In any case, if it's visible to public view then it's fair game for photography, period.

    12. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in many places, it isn't. Where I live (Michigan), it's a two-year felony to "[p]hotograph, or otherwise capture or record, the visual image of the undergarments worn by another individual, the unclad genitalia or buttocks of another individual, or the unclad breasts of a female individual under circumstances in which the individual would have a reasonable expectation of privacy" (MCL 750.539j).

    13. Re:Leica shutters don't click by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I think a better idea would be to have a red LED (or something similar) on the front of the camera blink when a picture is taken. This would alert anyone in the line of fire that a picture was taken without disturbing those around you.

      Preferably put the LED somewhere that is visibly awkward to cover with your finger.

    14. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Sick+Boy · · Score: 1

      What if they're midgets? Check and mate, good sir.

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    15. Re:Leica shutters don't click by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      Most of the noise from an SLR comes from the big mirror flapping up and down. Leicas are rangefinders, they don't have a mirror. Also, the more recent Canon's have a stealth mode whereby it pre-raises the mirror. You then approach your target, release the shutter, then walk away before lowering the mirror. The actual shutter is very quiet and can't be heard with any amount of background noise.

      I'm ready to be a criminal.

    16. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      I think a better idea would be to have a red LED (or something similar) on the front of the camera blink

      The advantage of the 'click' is that people know what it means.

      If my cell phone blinks a red led, who is going to know that it means a picture is being taken, given how many other things it could mean. My phone's led's blink when I get new messages, when it rings, when its not in service, when the battery is low...

    17. Re:Leica shutters don't click by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 1
    18. Re:Leica shutters don't click by orasio · · Score: 1

      When you talked about giving the police "means to charge you" I though you meant "criminal charges", the ones that get you jailed.

      If you meant otherwise, I am sorry. I am not from the US, so I probably don't know enough about their legal system, other than what wikipedia and yro./. could teach me.

      About talking out of my ass, as of now, I'm afraid I can't do that. I think it would be a useful skill, though. I'll see if I can learn how to do it, and I'll get back to you as soon as I get any progress.

    19. Re:Leica shutters don't click by vux984 · · Score: 1

      When you talked about giving the police "means to charge you" I though you meant "criminal charges", the ones that get you jailed.

      I did mean 'criminal charges'. But most criminals don't end up in jail, especially after a first offense over some minor technical law like this. Warnings, Probation, suspended sentences, fines, community service, etc, etc are all FAR more likely. Losing his illegally configured camera is probably the worst that would happen, and even that is pretty unlikely if the sum total of the case was the cameraphone doesn't click.

      Now if he was a multiple repeat offender captured with actual upskirt shots on the modified camera, which might justify a warrant for them to search his PC where they'd have to find evidence that he has been uploading these pictures onto websites for it to be even remotely plausible that he'd face any significant punishment or spend any time in jail. And even then, if all that were to happen, he's really not in jail not for simply having an illegally modified camera-phone, but rather for his blatant and repeated violations of the privacy rights of his victims.

    20. Re:Leica shutters don't click by orasio · · Score: 1

      I _do_ get your point. I just do not agree.
      If somewhere the difference between going to jail or not _could_ potentially be using custom hardware, freedom is in danger.
      The thing is that a well thought combination of several laws of this kind and laws of the style of California's three strike laws is a great tool for incarcerating people the government does not like.
      Of course, it _could_ be used as a tool for good, but most of the tools of a police state also have good uses. The thing is to know when to stop giving that kind of tools to the government.
      In my opinion, that time has long passed in most of the US.
      The "think of the children" way of thinking has taken a lot of freedom, not only in the US, but also in other, countries through trade agreements with them. I think that has gone too far already.
       

  61. clicking phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    One would think with the current economic issues, unemployment skyrocketing, the war in Iraq that the government would work on those first before worrying about a phone clicking or not.

    1. Re:clicking phones by xenolion · · Score: 0

      lol, this is the US government they dont get anything done right just half-assed.

  62. Movies? by kreyg · · Score: 1

    I can still take movies without incessant racket, right?

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  63. Wait a moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a law?

    hahahaha... omg... sucks...

  64. Hardware/software hacks by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

    Just means some intrepid soul will hack either the hardware or the software to simply disable the click. Probably not take all that long, considering how phones like the IPhone run on well-known systems (an OSX/Darwin case in this instance).

    Also doesn't account for the people who simply take a real camera that doesn't click, or an older camera phone from before this law is enacted.

    Or a camera phone acquired out-of-country.

    Or will the government prosecute anyone with an old/foreign phone, and tell them they are required by law to destroy it and replace it, at their own cost?

  65. Blah by jpatters · · Score: 1

    Maybe cell phones with cameras should have to have to have a lever that the user has to pull between each frame, and every 36 frames (or 37 if the user is really cleaver) they should have to open the battery door, take the battery out, and then put it back in.

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  66. Police Brutality Just Got a Little Easier by davegravy · · Score: 1

    It'll be a little bit easier for police officers engaging in brutality to identify bystanders who snap incriminating pictures of their actions.

  67. Technology is Speech, Don't Restrict It by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm coming to the conclusion now that any legislation that forces changes on technology is a violation of the right to free speech.

    Think about it. Source code is speech. It can do what you want, say what you want, be what you want. If you accept that, then legislating that you can't do certain things with technology is restricting the number of possible ideas that you can express.

    So then, the question becomes "is this a valid restriction on the free speech of the populace?" There are some that most people agree with, like yelling "fire" in a crowded theatre where no such fire exists. But these are very limited; they generally directly endanger one or more other people by that speech alone (in this case due to trampling, etc).

    In this case, we're dealing with a hypothetical: Some people may use their cell phones to stalk other people, putting them in danger. Is it right to restrict everyone due to the actions of a few? Especially when there are valid reasons why someone might want to express an idea (in this case, have their cell phone's sound off), the answer should be no.

    Lawmakers get around this because most people don't associate mechanisms and software with speech, but the sooner we all understand that fundamentally it's all the same, the better.

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    1. Re:Technology is Speech, Don't Restrict It by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      You're probably right. But that didn't stop America from executing Ethel and Julius Rosenburg for delivering the secret of the atomic bomb to the soviet union.

      I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but when does freedom of speech go too far?

    2. Re:Technology is Speech, Don't Restrict It by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but when does freedom of speech go too far?

      When it impedes the freedom of other people. Same goes for laws; they should only exist to prevent people from impeding others' freedoms.

      I've thought about this a lot. Treason is one of those cases where the state has to act in the national interest of its people... in the case of the Rosenburgs, their speech was directly endangering millions, so restricting it would make sense.

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    3. Re:Technology is Speech, Don't Restrict It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trick is to use Text-to-Speech on your code! Then there's no question, right?

  68. Re:remove? by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly you haven't met my wife.

  69. Make videocameras sound like old reel film players by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    or better yet, a revolving red light on top so the cops know when they are on tape.

    Still, having a cop on tape will not always help you out, it all depends on how hurt the other party was.

    I am waiting for "THE CHILDREN" tag...

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  70. If you would like to see this killed in committee. by mellon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...now's your chance. It's been referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce. Please check the membership list to see if your representative is on it. If so, please call them and ask them not to support this bill when it is considered by the committee. Be polite. Try to have a good reason prepared before you call.

  71. Police lies to delete images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when an police person "sees" you take a picture, demands to inspect the phone, and starts to delete pictures?

  72. Can Real Camera's be Silent? by thinktech · · Score: 1

    If this applies to Phones, then what about actual cameras? Can they be silent? God, how come people that makes laws are so ignorant of the subject matter of those laws? And does this mean it's now unlawful to put a piece of tape over my phone speaker? Seriously....

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  73. When silent cellphone cameras are outlawed .... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    ... only outlaws will have silent cellphone cameras!

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  74. Manner Mode -- Feature or Crime? by knapper_tech · · Score: 1

    My Japanese phone has an option called "manner mode" that has a dedicated button on the side of the chassis that eliminates all potential for being cell-phone-rude. Some societies find phone clicking etc kind of annoying? Let's say I'd rather not bother people while clicking away at the museum etc. Am I a criminal? Would I be a criminal just for carrying my phone since its tone can be disabled?

    This is a redundant law anyway. If the photos were being taken of something inappropriate and for illegal usage, the "artist" is already a criminal. As prevention, the existence of a manner mode option on my other phone demonstrates how out of step the legislation is with other concerns of the ordinary citizen.

    Lastly, tell me this isn't national legislation. Surely there is something better to be done than trying to eliminate the wave of opportunistic camera-phone wielders waiting for that perfect chance to slip a shot that will put smiles on coworkers' faces...like fighting obesity so said pervs will be taking more flattering pictures on their ninja phones? Economy? Anyone?

    Oh my God...fire them all.

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    1. Re:Manner Mode -- Feature or Crime? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's national. And it's a proposed consumer safety regulation, not a proposed criminal act. Similar to how the government can say, require airbags in all new vehicles, but can't arrest you for having an old car that has no airbags.

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  75. This will put lives at risk! by ebunga · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Cell phone cameras help catch criminals. By forcing the cameras to emit a noise, this will alert the criminals to the presence of the witness putting the witness at risk of murder or worse. Please, fight this law to help the police catch criminals.

  76. My camera already clicks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But that doesn't save people from my 300mm telescopic lens :)

  77. Re:I think this is already illegal in Japan by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    I have no verifiable source for this, but some friends who are into Japanese culture say that several years ago, voyeuristic pics became such a problem that the Japanese government required all camera phones to have a hard coded audible click. And that totally put an end to the problem(?)

    What, can't they just buy digital cameras?

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  78. Isn't this already a law in Japan? by Kartoffel · · Score: 1

    I heard (maybe wrongly) that this was already a law in Japan.

    Makes me wonder... if they grandfather older phones, would they grandfather the firmware version, or just the physical hardware?

  79. Restriction of Freedom Alert Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, the Restriction of Freedom Alert Act, which requires the government to sound an air raid siren for 3 minutes in the 40 most densely-populated metropolitan areas of the United States whenever a bill is passed that limits the freedom of its citizens, was quietly taken out back and shot.

  80. Out of phase by davegravy · · Score: 1

    Officer, you can't hear the click, but it's there, honest! My phone plays the click sound summed to itself 180 degrees out of phase!

  81. How to become a Camera Phone Predator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Buy camera
    Step 2: Remove speaker from camera
    Step 3: Profit!

    It's not that hard...

  82. Ah - by no-body · · Score: 1

    now duct tape will be illegal as well, great going!

  83. *Camera* phones by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    It's a good job that cameras are only available on phones then. I mean, hypothetically speaking of course, if there were some way to obtain a camera that wasn't attached to a phone then this law would be ludicrous. Thankfully that's not the case. You and your children can sleep safe tonight.

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    1. Re:*Camera* phones by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      It's a good job that cameras are only available on phones then. I mean, hypothetically speaking of course, if there were some way to obtain a camera that wasn't attached to a phone then this law would be ludicrous.

      Its only ludicrous if you assume that the short title has anything to do with the purpose of the law, instead of assuming its a subsidy to the camera industry, encouraging people to buy both a mobile phone and a standalone camera rather than just the former.

  84. So buy another small camera? by randolph · · Score: 1

    So people can't just buy small cameras which aren't phones? WtF?

  85. Get to the chopper! by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    The Predator already makes noise when it takes pictures.

  86. Re:remove? by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

    seeing your name, I might have...

    but seriously, what about when the mistress calls?

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  87. Is there really a problem being addressed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there really a problem they are addressing or is it an unfounded fear? Some of you more pervy than I may have a better answer. Is there really an epidemic of inappropriate pictures surreptitiously taken with cell phones? or is this something created to combat a problem that does not actually exist?

    Anyone have some surreptitiously taken cell phone picture porn?

  88. Video sfx by Dzimas · · Score: 1

    Easy. A video will make an annoying whirring sound like a Super 8 camera, drowning out the clever comments of your friends, family and kids in each and every video. What I find most bewildering about this proposed legislation is that they'd have to mandate a specific volume level for shutter sound. A typical "click" would be inaudible on a dance floor, in a subway car, on the bus or at a party. You'd have to duct tape a nice 100W amplifier and bookshelf speaker to the back of your camera in those situations. Come to think of it, you'd have to protect hearing-impaired citizens by affixing a 6 inch flashing strobe light on a bright orange pole where the flash mount resides on international versions of the same camera.

  89. "means of disabling or silecing the tone" by blue_goddess · · Score: 1

    What does this exactly mean? No such option in device configuration? Who get to interpret such rule?

    Next step could be "means of changing any factory default" or even changing dashboard.

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    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  90. Why get mad at the politicians? by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    After all, it's the idiots who elected them that are really at fault.

    There are far too many clueless $#%!@ out there fantasizing that making something illegal will somehow prevent it, despite the innumerable counter-examples ("Prohibition", for example).

    Upskirters should simply be beaten/stabbed/shot to death on the spot. Pass a law making that legal and see how much longer it continues.

  91. Zipper alarms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't we protect thousands of citizens from unwanted advances if all zippers emitted a loud scream when lowered?

    1. Re:Zipper alarms? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Spot the rapist - look for the man in a kilt.

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  92. I think I've died... by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    ...and gone to Japan!

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  93. I am so fed up! by jhfry · · Score: 1

    It used to be, you would write a law to punish those who used technology unwisely. For example, robbery vs. armed robbery. You bring a gun you get additional charges. Now they try and use technology to prevent the crime from happening at all.

    This is a free country. Our laws are not supposed to prevent us from doing anything, only to punish those who fail to respect the societies wishes. A better law would be to increase the penalty against those creating explicit images without consent. Call it the upskirt law or some shit.

    More and more, our law makers are trying to create laws that FORCE us to behave properly... not acceptable!

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  94. Much ado about nothing by SirGarlon · · Score: 5, Informative

    TFA even has a link to the bill's page at Thomas (which is the server that Congresspersons use to keep track of legislative business, and is open to the public). Current status is:

    Referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    Also note that the bill's sole sponsor, Rep. Peter T. King (R-NY), does not sit on the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    The most likely scenario is that this bill will sit in committee until it quietly dies (a very common fate, I would add).

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    1. Re:Much ado about nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since the Committee Chair happens to be Henry Waxman who's generally pretty good when it comes to putting the kabosh on overreaching legislation.

      Posting as AC because I moderated in this thread.

  95. My flatulent cellphone by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    My first project with a clicking cellphone, will be to replace the clicking sound with a 8.0 Richter scale flatulent sound.

    "Hey, did you just take a picture of me?"

    "Hey, dumb-ass, can't you tell the difference between a camera click and a fart?"

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    1. Re:My flatulent cellphone by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to include an H2S gas canister to complete the effect.

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    2. Re:My flatulent cellphone by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last year I told my 7th grade students they should set their ringtones to either a burp or a fart. This was #2 of a series of ways to get away with things you're not supposed to do. #1 was to tag a building (i.e. graffitti) by taking a stiff brush and some soap and cleaning the design into the wall. You couldn't do colors, but you could make a clearly visible logo or other simple shape on just about any public building in the US. And if they caught you, what would they charge you with?

      I also teach a little English.

  96. Not just stupid...chilling by bwcbwc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now the cops will know when you are taking pictures of them beating on the current object of their wrath. Now the guy in the next cube will know that the whistle-blower is taking pictures for some reason.

    There's an ulterior motive here disguised as protecting the women and children from voyeurs.

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    1. Re:Not just stupid...chilling by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that (as of this posting) nobody else reading the story picked up on that. Taking surreptitious pictures of LEOs doing bad things was the first thing I thought of, and it's an obvious use for the law.

      As another poster pointed out, most obscene photos taken of people without their consent ("upskirt" shots, etc.) are probably taken in crowded, noisy places such as train stations and nightclubs, where the click won't be audible anyway. A cop beating the hell out of someone, OTOH, might very well hear the click of someone taking a picture ... especially if the victim has already reached the point where he's not making much noise.

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  97. Committee by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you click the link, and then click the link on that link to the actual source, it's a bill introduced by Rep Peter T. King [NY-3] introduced 1/9/2009 with no cosponsors; referred to House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

    Most bills submitted to committees never get out of committee, espercially the ones with no co-sponsors, buried under the press of other stuff that congress can do which they think will actually get them votes. By introducing the bill he can tell the constituants that were lobbying for this "I introduced a bill in Congress to solve that very" and make it sound like he actually did something.

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    1. Re:Committee by GreyLurk · · Score: 1

      Beyond that, he also introduced a similar bill back in 2007 that died in committee then too. Hopefully the folks in Energy and Commerce will let this one die a quiet death too.

    2. Re:Committee by bonch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that we're currently led by a Democrat supermajority, so there is a real danger that the nanny government will butt in and demand this (meanwhile, Obama has publicly expressed his support for warrantless wiretapping...and the government grows ever more powerful).

    3. Re:Committee by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      This particular nanny-state regulation was introduced by a Republican, dumbass. So I think it's unlikely that the scary Democrats are going to do much to advance this.

    4. Re:Committee by CaptainAx · · Score: 1

      Ok, so the manufacturer would meet the standard of this law with a 30hz tone. . .

    5. Re:Committee by bonch · · Score: 1

      Democrats are in favor of large, centralized governments, so it is likely to be passed by the one-party supermajority running our country.

  98. Goodbye... by SebaSOFT · · Score: 0

    to my "hot chick sleeping in subway" blog . . .

  99. Deaf victims? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    For one thing, this law would do NOTHING to alert deaf victims they are being photographed! Some of them could be kids!

    1. Re:Deaf victims? by Dolohov · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly in addition to a piercing shriek (to alert the merely hard of hearing), the flash should be required at all times.

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

    2. Re:Deaf victims? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      A probe to poke the target that would spell out in morse code that you're being photographed.

    3. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. I sense a cottage industry for compliance using camera phones and tasers.

      Think of the funny youtube shots you could get.

    4. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god help us... a braille camera click?

    5. Re:Deaf victims? by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      For one thing, this law would do NOTHING to alert deaf victims they are being photographed!

      This law would do nothing to alert any victims that they were being photographed; its a product safety standard which regulates manufacturers, not a law which would directly affect the supposed "camera phone predators" that its heavily-spun short title suggests it is directed at. Particularly, it wouldn't stop camera phone users from subverting the alert, and it wouldn't stop predatory photographers from using similarly compact (or even more compact) cameras that aren't embedded in phones, which wouldn't be required to have any kind of alert. Nor would it, as drafted, appear to have any effect on video features in with cell phones, only still photography. (Unless it is interpreted so as to view each frame as a "photograph", which would present its own set of problems.)

    6. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the protection of the deaf *and* blind, all cell phones will be required to tase the person(s) being photographed.

    7. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NERF.

    8. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      Taser?

    9. Re:Deaf victims? by dex22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't that make upskirting too enjoyable for the victim?

    10. Re:Deaf victims? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      A nice simple EMF pulse should do the trick...I'm sure they won't see any negative side affects to this eiter...

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    11. Re:Deaf victims? by daveime · · Score: 1

      For the protection of the general populace, all police officers will be required to tase the person(s) being photographers.

      There, fixed that for you.

    12. Re:Deaf victims? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You need a very bright light the shape of a camera with multi-color multi-spectrum(?: IR, visible, etc) lasers shooting out to alert them of the camera. In fact, we should just require that all cameras have a disco ball of lasers with a sound covering every possible tone of sound so those that are partially tone deaf can hear parts of the sound.

      I think that covers, blind, deaf, and partially deaf individuals. If you are both blind and deaf, I don't know how to alert you of the impending doom of having your picture taken.

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    13. Re:Deaf victims? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      And for those unfortunate souls who are bereft of the sense of touch? What then, you insensitive clod?!

      Hm, I suppose the camera could be required to drip a taste-producing chemical on their tongues. "Hm, butterscotch followed by asparagus... oh no! A pervert is taking pictures of me!... and feeding me chemicals..."

      I don't think I like where this is going.

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    14. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      A probe to poke the target that would spell out in morse code that you're being photographed.

      But that could be construed as sexual harrassment! We must think of the children!

      Wait, let's not think of the children when we're talking sexual harrassment... let's think of the innocent (like kittens and puppies)! Wait.. kittens and puppies are out to sexually harrass.. I know! Let's think of "Sexual Harrassment Panda"! We'd make him sad...

      What was I talking about again?

      Probing deaf and blind people? How would they know I was coming? Wait.. scratch that. No, can't scratch that in public.

      Forget it, I'll just go back into the Interwebs now..

    15. Re:Deaf victims? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      They'd have to go by sense of smell. Or maybe play it by intuition.

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    16. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like the whole problem could be solved by having every camera phone emit a loud fart, complete with hydrogen sulfide, every time you take a picture. It's kind of appropriate, actually.

    17. Re:Deaf victims? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Come on, you have to be extra sick to want pictures of deaf and blind kids.

    18. Re:Deaf victims? by Repton · · Score: 1

      Don't be absurd. A much superioru solution is obvious to all!

      First, we pass a law requiring everyone to purchase (if necessary) a phone equipped with bluetooth, GPS, and accelerometers. As a side benefit, this will boost the economy in these troubled days!

      Second, we also require everyone to leave their bluetooth enabled and open. Any security worries will be dealt with by making it illegal to send malware or viruses to people's phones.

      Now, the solution is clear: when taking a phone, the phone uses the GPS to determine where it is, and the accelerometer to determine where it is pointing. It then broadcasts using bluetooth to all phones in range telling them this information. The phones use their own GPS to figure out if they are targets of the photo. They can then alert the user using the alertion method of his or her choice (beeping, vibrating, etc.).

      As an extra bonus, the phones could include software to automatically negotiate intellectual property rights over the images contained in the photo. The possibilities are endless!

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    19. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am pretty certain that if someone has a probe that pokes a victim while taking pictures he is already doing something illegal.

    20. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      A probe to poke the target that would spell out in morse code that you're being photographed.

      GET READY FOR A PROBIN'!

    21. Re:Deaf victims? by metachor · · Score: 1

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      A probe to poke the target that would spell out in morse code that you're being photographed.

      Great, now we've gone from regular cell phones that might be used by a predator to harass their victim unawares, to a case where the cell phone itself is performing the harassment.

    22. Re:Deaf victims? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      But what about blind and deaf lepers? Some of them might be children!

    23. Re:Deaf victims? by evil_aar0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let 'em play pinball.

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    24. Re:Deaf victims? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Oh no! What about the deaf *and* blind?

      I suppose a taser would fit the bill there.

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    25. Re:Deaf victims? by svank · · Score: 1

      And what about children who are in a coma? We've gotta do something!!

    26. Re:Deaf victims? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      And that, my friend, is what we call technological progress.

    27. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right, it should be required to stab the photographed person in the face as well.

    28. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well duh. It should shriek *and* flash simultaneously.

    29. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An overpowering stench of sulfur?

    30. Re:Deaf victims? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      a braille camera click?

      The guyness in me made it read "braille clit"
         

    31. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. How are you ever going to photo Tommy actually playing his mean pinball?

    32. Re:Deaf victims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the deaf *and* blind?!

      You will have to use the vibrate function which will in Morse spell "I am making a picture" - at which point the opportunity will have passed.

      Which approximately matches the time it takes for some camera phones to get ready in the first place.

    33. Re:Deaf victims? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      (Unless it is interpreted so as to view each frame as a "photograph", which would present its own set of problems.)

      Guess what a 30 Hz square wave sounds like...

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    34. Re:Deaf victims? by tehmorph · · Score: 1

      Taserphone?

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  100. disable by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    yes, i'm am sure no one will figure out how to disable the click. if you're the type of person that's going around sneaking pictures, you probably have the time to figure that one out.

  101. That movie is Bananas, B A N A N A S! by billlava · · Score: 1

    Ha! Who quotes Bananas? I actually own that movie, so I guess I'm not one to judge.

    Rebel Leader: You are accused of killing over a thousand people in your term of office... of torturing hundreds of women and children. How do you plead?

    General Emilio M. Vargas: Guilty... with an explanation.

  102. How loud? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    Any requirements on frequency and decibels?

  103. Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this will create a false sense of security. they'll never get the 6 billion phones already sold into the landfills. but because of this law, everyone will assume that nothing bad is happening because they don't hear the camera tone...

    now, when i request the fast-food cashier show me what she was doing with her phone and my debit card, i will truly look like an ass because no one heard a camera tone...

  104. What if... by mgichoga · · Score: 1

    What if I'm deaf? Are they going to introduce another bill that requires the devices to flash?

  105. When head phones.... by G4Cube · · Score: 1

    Are outlawed, only outlaws will have headphones!

  106. One of the most stupid Bills in history... by flajann · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nevermind camera phones -- what about cameras?

    Well, we know where this is really going. They want to eventually outlaw use of cameras in public.

    Leave it to the government to enact stupid laws that takes even more of our freedom away. And of course, the real grit will be found in the complete text of the bill. I'm sure they will not stop at camera phones....

    1. Re:One of the most stupid Bills in history... by metachor · · Score: 1

      The only way to counter-act a surveillance society is for the population observed to practice constant inverse-surveillance on the observers (i.e. sousviellance).

    2. Re:One of the most stupid Bills in history... by flajann · · Score: 1

      The only way to counter-act a surveillance society is for the population observed to practice constant inverse-surveillance on the observers (i.e. sousviellance).

      Yep. And armed with our cell-phone video capability, coupled with being able to instantly upload them to the Internet, we can keep tabs on the police and any other government badness that's out there.

      Lil' Bro' is Watchin' Back!!!!

    3. Re:One of the most stupid Bills in history... by tangent3 · · Score: 1

      Cameras aren't so much of a problem, because it is pretty much obvious to anyone around what it is used for.
      Whereas with a camera phones, you can be pretending to be SMSing while discretely taking a shot of someone else while in a changing room.

    4. Re:One of the most stupid Bills in history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it so by default it makes a click, but with a special key combination it does not.

    5. Re:One of the most stupid Bills in history... by flajann · · Score: 1

      Cameras aren't so much of a problem, because it is pretty much obvious to anyone around what it is used for. Whereas with a camera phones, you can be pretending to be SMSing while discretely taking a shot of someone else while in a changing room.

      And you can't do that with watches, PDAs, and perhaps other devices that are not phones?

  107. Aw man.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is gonna suck if you get stuck in a bus with some crazy terrorists, and you try to use your phone to email photos of the perps to your FBI/law enforcement buddy.

  108. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by Nkwe · · Score: 4, Informative

    How about this link instead? It has the membership of the 111th congress, not the 110th (as is linked by the parent). You have to click on the "Membership" tab. If you didn't read the parent, this is who is on the committee; find out if your representative is on the list and contact them.

  109. Dumb Law by evilkasper · · Score: 1

    So what about my actual digital camera, it is small, about the same size as a some cellphones, it makes no noise and I can turn the flash off.... what is the difference? Who is this law designed to protect? Surely not the sexting youths....

  110. If you are in a club with loud music... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...does the click have to be loud enough for everyone to hear? That is, does the phone have to measure the ambient noise level and "click" sufficiently louder?

  111. What about video? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Just grab a few seconds of video and extract the interesting frames at your leisure. What sort of 'click' sound should occur in this mode? And how will we keep it from interfering with the audio track?

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  112. Seems Rep. King has some important issues to pass. by djodom · · Score: 2, Informative

    Congressman Peter King (NY) is responsible for this waste of floor time. Next thing we know, the representative will wanna push something through for funding some obscure secret society... Oh wait... http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.RES.63:

  113. You would think... by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    ...that our elected officials might have one or two other things with which to better occupy their time.

    Failing that, they might manage to come up with a way to prioritize all the demands on their time, so as to put the tasks that affect the *entire country* at a higher level than camera phone noises.

    It's bills like this that should never see the light of day. At least until we're all a bit less worried about whether we'll have jobs next year.

  114. To be effective... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the phone should be required to broadcast a recognizable sound bite to alert people that a picture is being taken: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.

  115. Dear Government by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    FUCK OFF!!!!

    We're a free people. Stop with the Nancy state...

  116. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by exhilaration · · Score: 1

    Mod parent way up.

  117. wait what about regular cameras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, you can turn off the click on regular digital cameras. So why the hell are cell phones being targeted?

  118. Thumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to outlaw placing your thumb over the tiny speaker hole in the body of the camera phone too? Stupid.

  119. Ok, this has got to stop by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The nanny state really needs to be beat back down.

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  120. Genius at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's going to be awesome at your kid's recital as all the parents click and tone away. It's really going to add to the violin playing.

  121. Click frequency, level and audibility by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    The defence is 'it did click, the accuser didn't hear it'. How do you prove that the camera emitted an audible sound? The intuitive notion of audible is too flexible for law, so it will be interesting to see what requirements they come up with.

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    1. Re:Click frequency, level and audibility by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      The bill contains the word "reasonable", which translates to (IANAL) "I know it when I see it"

      I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice. If you are reading slashdot looking for legal advice, you sir, are an idiot.

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  122. This just in... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Thousands of loyal, freedom loving /.'ers are now changing their ringtones to the sound of camera clicks and planning a mass "ring in" on 4/1/09...

  123. Great Idea for Quiet Places by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    I look forward to trying to take a photo in an environment where you are trying to be silent, like a musical performance, animal photography, church, etc.

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  124. RIp on it if you like..... by TheReverandND · · Score: 1

    But it is seriously the simplest thing one can do to alert someone they are being photographed, potentially against their will. And if I am not mistaken isn't a similar law in effect in japan? And besides you can always COVER THE SPEAKER!

  125. Re:remove? by Migraineman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mistress? Look, I've got enough problems maintaining the needs of one woman. Why would I voluntarily adopt the stress of a second woman?

    Besides, if my mistress was calling me, I'm certain she'd be yammering about how I never bring her flowers or that I'm not serious about our relationship. Leave the tape in place ...

  126. accessibility by bugi · · Score: 1

    I won't be able to hear any normal click. Should I sue to make sure any camera-like device is required to have huge, distracting, flashing lights and a wake-the-dead alarm? It should at least tap me on the shoulder and sign "camera".

    It also discriminates against purse cameras, pen cameras, eyeglass cameras, hat cameras, lapel cameras, traffic cameras, PDA cameras.

    No, sorry, I must be allowed to record my experience without distracting people. There's a reason I take notes and pictures: my memory is all but worthless otherwise. You might make an argument against publishing the racier pictures, even with the 1st amendment, but against me recording my own experience? Or do I have to rig up something that will click at regular intervals? I suppose I could wear a metronome.

    I'm only partly kidding.

  127. Easy to circumvent by Naked+Jaybird · · Score: 1

    *cough*click*coughcough*

  128. Joking right by ImRoadKill2 · · Score: 1

    Alright, with the economy in shambles, this is what the house is focusing on? Stopping camera's from going off on unsuspecting people. Go new office already!

  129. Leica by dargaud · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the good old days there were photographers who were ready to pay 3 times as much for a few dB less noise, they usually purchased Leicas, for instance for classic concert photography, or weddings, or animals, or anything that required silence. Now that we finally have silent cameras those political hacks want to... ban them ?!?

    I guess once we finally have affordable and perfectly silent electric cars, instead of breathing a sight of relief and listen to birds when you walk down the streets, those same asswipes will force them to be just as noisy...

    All for your (and your children's) security, of course.

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    1. Re:Leica by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the quietness of electric and hybrid cars is already an issue, and a real one. There is a measurable rise in car/pedestrian accidents in ares with a lot of electric or hybrid cars.

    2. Re:Leica by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Now that we finally have silent cameras those political hacks want to... ban them ?!?

      Silent cameras are fine under the proposed law, so long as they aren't built into a phone.

      The main effect of this bill would seem to be to subsidize manufacturers of compact cameras by forcing "photographic predators" to buy standalone cameras (presumably, they are going to still want cell phones, whether or not the cameras therein are useful for their hobby.)

    3. Re:Leica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, how about people look left-right before crossing the street? I don't see any loss if one of these people gets run over.

    4. Re:Leica by znerk · · Score: 1

      Actually, the quietness of electric and hybrid cars is already an issue, and a real one. There is a measurable rise in car/pedestrian accidents in ares with a lot of electric or hybrid cars.

      So? It's obvious Darwin is succeeding, and those who step out in front of large, fast-moving objects without looking are being culled from the herd.

      When I was younger, I was taught to look both ways before crossing the street...

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    5. Re:Leica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be insensitive, but blind people shouldn't be jaywalking in the first place. First off, jaywalking is not safe, if you can't look both ways to see that the coast is clear, you shouldn't be walking into the street (the same goes for people who can actually see that don't look both ways).

    6. Re:Leica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick, let's add back the sound of horses' hooves and wooden and steel wheels before these cars with their muffled engines and rubber tires sneak up on any pedestrians!

    7. Re:Leica by thatshortkid · · Score: 1

      and if you're blind, asshole?

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    8. Re:Leica by znerk · · Score: 1

      and if you're blind, asshole?

      Then your seeing eye dog sucks, and deserves to die with you.

      Seriously, though, you're right - I hadn't considered that aspect of it. Thank you for pointing out the flaw in my argument. Can you provide links to statistics supporting the idea that most of the accidents involving people stepping in front of electric cars were blind?

      Personally, I'm inclined to believe they just weren't looking.

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    9. Re:Leica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      immediately thought of my Leica....
      will there be an amnesty program for
      old Leica's ?

    10. Re:Leica by taustin · · Score: 1

      The inability to experience compassion is a warning sign of a psychopathic personality.

    11. Re:Leica by taustin · · Score: 1

      A coworker - who drives a hybrid and is quite familiar with the noise issue because of it - was nearly run down in a parking garage by a hybrid, because he couldn't hear it coming and couldn't see it coming around a corner. He was looking both ways.

      The world isn't as simple as your sadism wishes it was, so that you could not feel guilty for being an asshole.

    12. Re:Leica by znerk · · Score: 1

      The inability to experience compassion is a warning sign of a psychopathic personality.

      Thanks for the warning... I'm guessing you've never heard of the Darwin Awards? Some people find them humorous.

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    13. Re:Leica by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      That's right, children, listen both ways before you cross the street!

      Wait, that's not the way it went...

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    14. Re:Leica by taustin · · Score: 1

      You are reinforcing my point.

    15. Re:Leica by znerk · · Score: 1

      You are reinforcing my point.

      Never claimed to be arguing.

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  130. Idiots by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    I've seen several models of cell phones where you could not possibly disable the fake noise of it taking a picture without replacing the firmware or removing/destroying/muffling the speaker. Even in 'silent' mode it would still do it.

    I don't know what good this kind of thing could do. So, you have to warn people when you're taking their picture. What if they don't want their picture taken? Well, there's about as much as they can do if they don't want to be shot, pinched, made fun of, or ripped off.

    If they're going to make any stupid laws about anything, then make a law that makes it illegal to use someone's picture to harm them. Oh, wait, that falls under extortion and harassment...

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    1. Re:Idiots by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      And now, the same bill that would supposedly protect people from being photographed unwittingly will now also mean no one will ever be able to hide under a bed or in a closet and snap a picture of the man who killed mommy or daddy! What will the writers of all of our crime shows do now? As soon as that camera clicks, the baddy will go from having perpetrated a double murder to a triple.

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    2. Re:Idiots by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Isn't it lovely how just anyone can draft a law, and then a few more people can make anything sound like a good idea through logical fallacies and not suggesting the perversion the law can lead to?

      It's not simply a lack of forsight, it's that they don't give a damn.

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  131. Hard hack. by arugulatarsus · · Score: 1

    How hard is it to open up a phone and remove the ringer? Voila free 2 mp camera.
    The only way I can see this hack not working is if the CCD has a piezo built in.
    Good luck with that.

  132. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Even better, if you're in Dingell's district, contact his office and let him know that you'd like it to conveniently never come up for consideration (which is what happens to a lot of bills).

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  133. Its important because ... by fractalspace · · Score: 1

    ... think about the children.

  134. Potential problem...and solution by bXTr · · Score: 1

    Since one could simply use a finger to cover the speaker opening which would reduce the volume of the sound, the new law would require everyone to have their fingers cut off.

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  135. Good sig by darthservo · · Score: 1

    Your signature made me chuckle when I read your post.

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  136. Govtack by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can track the bill here on Govtrack. If this gets past committee please write or call your representative and ask them to reject yet another unnecessary regulation.

    In addition, if you live in New York's 3rd Congressional District, please remember how your representative wants to waste our tax dollars when you vote next year.

    After doing a little more research on him, here's another very good reasons to vote him out. Quoting his campaign website:

    Pete was a strong supporter of the PATRIOT Act, creating the Homeland Security Department, profiling for terrorists at airports and allowing the National Security Agency to wiretap foreign terrorists making telephone calls into our country.

    Please vote this guy out.

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    1. Re:Govtack by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW New York is losing a house seat in 2010. This seat is one of the top 3-4 most likely to be eliminated.

  137. Enforced at a product level by PetiePooo · · Score: 1
    Geez, guys. I know this is slashdot and all, but has anybody even RTFA?

    IANAL, but this would be something enforced by the Consumer Product Safety Commission, not by the local constable on patrol. In other words, they couldn't get a product imported without this feature, or a local manufacturer wouldn't get a license from the FCC, or something similar.

    Not that I agree with the principle, but at least read up on it before you jump off the deep end.

    Full text follows:

    A BILL

    To require mobile phones containing digital cameras to make a sound when a photograph is taken.

    Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

    SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

    This Act may be cited as the `Camera Phone Predator Alert Act'.

    SEC. 2. FINDING.

    Congress finds that children and adolescents have been exploited by photographs taken in dressing rooms and public places with the use of a camera phone.

    SEC. 3. AUDIBLE SOUND STANDARD.

    (a) Requirement- Beginning 1 year after the date of enactment of this Act, any mobile phone containing a digital camera that is manufactured for sale in the United States shall sound a tone or other sound audible within a reasonable radius of the phone whenever a photograph is taken with the camera in such phone. A mobile phone manufactured after such date shall not be equipped with a means of disabling or silencing such tone or sound.

    (b) Enforcement by Consumer Product Safety Commission- The requirement in subsection (a) shall be treated as a consumer product safety standard promulgated by the Consumer Product Safety Commission under section 7 of the Consumer Product Safety Act (15 U.S.C. 2056). A violation of subsection (a) shall be enforced by the Commission under section 19 of such Act (15 U.S.C. 2068).

  138. Depends on definition of 'actually matters'? by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Well this bill [HR414] was sponsored 1/9/2009 by Rep. Peter King, R-NY.
    Looking here, it seems that Peter has been a busy boy this month. (11 bills by himself)

    Some gems:
    H.RES.63 : Supporting the goals and ideals of the Knights of Pythias. *
    H.R.521 : To amend the Public Health Service Act to provide for the national collection of data on stillbirths in a standardized manner, and for other purposes.
    H.R.523 : To establish a United States Boxing Commission to administer the Professional Boxing Safety Act of 1996, and for other purposes.
    H.R.549 : To amend the Homeland Security Act of 2002 to establish the Office for Bombing Prevention, to address terrorist explosive threats, and for other purposes.

    *"Membership requires "Belief in a Supreme Being"."[from the wiki link above]

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  139. Law in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well this is and has been the law for some time up here in Canada.

  140. Does this mean.... by Hordeking · · Score: 1

    Does this mean my supply of breast and coochie shots of Britney Spears and Jessica Alba will be no more?

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  141. brings a whole new meaning by elvesrus · · Score: 1, Funny

    to "click it or ticket"

  142. Re:remove? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    Clearly you haven't met my wife.

    Actually, most of us have ;)

    *rimshot*

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  143. For the police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is obviously for the police: They do not want to be photographed doing thier job. If they are, they will hear it. If they are, they can 'test' the phone for compliance and delete pictures while doing so.

  144. Night Vision Goggles by tsnorquist · · Score: 1

    Any chance the government can mandate Night Vision Goggles to make that on/off noise from our favorite video games?

  145. Two unstoppable idiot hacks by slagell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. Cut the wire where it is soldered to the speaker. You just need a second phone for your child porn.

    2. Use a small digital camera and not a cell phone. Just remember to turn off the flash.

    This is kind of like putting up a 10 mile long wall along the Mexican border to stop illegals. You can pretty much guarantee they won't go over the wall, but that is a pretty useless guarantee.

  146. Every time I read a news like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think living in USA must be really hard. Things are more... normal in good ole Yurop.

  147. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by BrianCarlstrom · · Score: 1

    Great idea. I just emailed Rep. Anna Eshoo. Hopefully other Silicon Valley nerds will do the same. Here is the URL:

    http://eshoo.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=420&Itemid=44

  148. wont someone please... by acedotcom · · Score: 1

    ...think.

    that is all.

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  149. Will cameras need this too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My canon elph has the sound configurable. it's not much bigger than a cell phone.

    I'm old school, i have a film camera (canon Elan 7) which is pretty quiet. would that need to be changed?

  150. Stupid Nanny State by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you notice the sweaty bald fat guy in the corner with the coffee stains on his shirt? Well he's been taking pictures of your
    girlfriend's legs and boobs all morning. Yeah well he left in a hurry a few minutes ago, probably because I was staring at him
    so by now he's probably halfways home already. Man I'm sorry I have no idea which way he went. Anyhow he's probably all anxious now
    to get home, Home being that smelly appartment of his where he is going to sit down on a semen stained
    chair in front of his computer. There he's going to stroke his mishappen penis all afternoon while gloating over your girlfriend's
    appearances :-) .. oh and of course after he is done he will upload his "catch" to usenet and share it with his voyeur buddies.

    Muhahaha...

    Yeah right. Only this guy wouldn't just bring a cheap ass camera phone on a 'photo safari'. More likely he's going to have it figured
    out by now and he'll have a professional camera with a nice and wide aperture. Now that will capture the soft hairs on the backs of your
    girlfriends knees from 20ft away and don't even get me started on the foot-long zoom he has when he goes to the beach.

    If a guy like that ever felt the need to use a camera phone, how hard is it to disconnect the speaker / run it across a few ohms
    of resistance?

    Obviously another law to keep the public from filming public executions such as the one in Oakland, CA 2-3 weeks ago. Google for
    BART and Execution.

  151. So, duh, just use a camera by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Disguised as a pen, or whatever.

    Like here, for instance.

    http://www.spycameras.com/

  152. Annoying Big Government Crap by Cpt+Piett · · Score: 0

    It seems that the more laws and regulations we have, the less liberty we have. When I see someone calling himself conservative advocating using the government more, I get annoyed. Eight years of that junk got old. And another thing, it appears that the 10th Amendment is de facto nullified as it is obvious that the federal government does whatever it darn well pleases.

  153. Digital Voice Recorders by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    They now have to 'whrrr'?

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  154. I thought this already was a law... by iyntsiannaistnyi · · Score: 1

    Perhaps in Canada? Without going looking, I'm not sure. I seem to remember hearing about such laws in Korea and Japan as well, and the comments I've read attached to this article at least suggest that it is true about Japan.

    I know that my phone makes that click noise, and it's quite loud. I can replace it with things like a quacking duck if I want, but there's no "silent" option (without hacking).

  155. Dumbest idea ever. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    The click sound is worthless because the picture has already been taken.

    1. Re:Dumbest idea ever. by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      Yes but now I can protest and justly pummel you for invading my privacy while being out in public!!

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  156. Circumvention by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    I find I can silence my phone very effectively by putting my thumb over the speaker ports. The phone may be mandated to drive its speakers to produce a click, but that does mean it'll be audible.

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  157. Erm, in *what* kind of a way? by achenaar · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA - "While its a good gesture, I do not believe having such a law would deter criminals from hacking their camera phones to take pictures in inappropriate ways.

    What's an inappropriate way to take a picture? Hitting the shutter button with your wang?
    o.O

  158. Hacking not required by Murpster · · Score: 1

    This is so profoundly retarded! While I'm sure people will hack their phones to remove the click, that isn't even required to render this pointless. All you need to do is cough (or tap your foot, or...) while snapping the picture and most likely nobody will hear the click. And unless you're in a really quiet setting even that probably isn't necessary, since the ambient noises of public places are probably going to drown out the click unless someone is right next to your phone.

  159. Just end it all already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people are the worst kinds of people in this world and you have no idea.

    Seriously, I hope you all die soon. I hope the entire world dies soon. Humans are a virus and you need to be stopped.

    Self-entitlement is the worst disease on this planet and you are all infected.

    Thieves, cowards, and pseudo-intellectuals. That's all the internet has to offer. Pathetic.

  160. Text of H.R. 414 by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    (From here, oddly, the bill text page on Thomas is not linked from the summary information page on Thomas, which was linked in TFS; this seems to be a pretty boneheaded way of designing a bill tracking system.)

    A BILL

    To require mobile phones containing digital cameras to make a sound when a photograph is taken.

    SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

    This Act may be cited as the `Camera Phone Predator Alert Act'.

    SEC. 2. FINDING.

    Congress finds that children and adolescents have been exploited by photographs taken in dressing rooms and public places with the use of a camera phone.

    SEC. 3. AUDIBLE SOUND STANDARD.

    (a) Requirement- Beginning 1 year after the date of enactment of this Act, any mobile phone containing a digital camera that is manufactured for sale in the United States shall sound a tone or other sound audible within a reasonable radius of the phone whenever a photograph is taken with the camera in such phone. A mobile phone manufactured after such date shall not be equipped with a means of disabling or silencing such tone or sound.

    (b) Enforcement by Consumer Product Safety Commission- The requirement in subsection (a) shall be treated as a consumer product safety standard promulgated by the Consumer Product Safety Commission under section 7 of the Consumer Product Safety Act (15 U.S.C. 2056). A violation of subsection (a) shall be enforced by the Commission under section 19 of such Act (15 U.S.C. 2068).

  161. Even better by Pope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't have to be 50/50 by any means, simply vote for a non-incumbent. Change is good :)

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    1. Re:Even better by glitch23 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It doesn't have to be 50/50 by any means, simply vote for a non-incumbent. Change is good :)

      We'll know soon enough in 93 days. But just a day or 2 after being President he already lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy by George W. Bush. This basically means that hundreds of millions of our tax dollars will go to help groups like Planned Parenthood perform abortions around the world. That's one way to control population growth. Yay for change! Mod me flamebait/troll if you want but that won't change the fact Obama still did this.

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    2. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the hundreds of billions of tax dollars that the previous administration spent to kill people?

    3. Re:Even better by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Or vote for somebody who's neither a Republican nor Democrat. I mean, if you want to talk about actual change from the past, say, 60 years.

    4. Re:Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's the same problem: government using taxpayers' money for murderous acts. In this case, administrations from both the Republican and the Democratic parties are at fault.

    5. Re:Even better by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      But just a day or 2 after being President he already lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy by George W. Bush.

      Far be it from me to defend Redneck Nero, but the so-called "Mexico City Policy" was not his. It was Reagan's and it held until Clinton rescinded it in '93. Then his royal Shrubbiness reinstated it, and now his water-walking holiness has rescinded it again. It will go back and forth as long as the presidency switches parties, I'd wager.

  162. Super-Glue in speaker hole by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    [law] would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone

    So they're gonna ban Super-Glue too?

  163. Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

    And because ALL photos taken with cameras are indecent, the "click" will actually be a "bow-chicka-wow-wow" at maximum volume.

  164. hooray government by uepuejq · · Score: 1

    congress has also been looking into a way to install triggers in newborn brains that will sound an audible click each time a person sees and remembers something.

  165. Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're going to do this, then I demand that they make it illegal for any cellphone to 'ring' with anything other than the sound of an actual telephone ringing rather than all the annoying-assed crap that I hear people use as ringtones!

  166. Model Tee Hee Hee by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    In similar news, lawmakers will require all horseless carriages (we call them "cars") to periodically whinny like a horse. (Ford Escorts do that anyhow after it rains, although I don't know if it's intentional.)
         

    1. Re:Model Tee Hee Hee by Speare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You make a silly joke, but electric cars may be required to make "engine" noise for the benefit of (blind) pedestrians.

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    2. Re:Model Tee Hee Hee by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      Also, jump drives will be required to sound like MFM drives, in case you might be recording something. I swear mine used to play the beat from, "The Land Down Under," whenever I opened a text file, so perfect match.

    3. Re:Model Tee Hee Hee by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      electric cars may be required to make "engine" noise for the benefit of (blind) pedestrians.

      Neighbors are gonna love my "hemi" Prius.
         

    4. Re:Model Tee Hee Hee by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Why not create a device that picks up the magnetic fields created by the electric engine and emits a small humming sound rising in intensity inversely with the distance. Then let our taxes pay for distributing them freely to the blind.

      It would be cheaper than fitting all cars with noise emitters and it would reduce noise pollution. (A study from the university of Delft claims that around 50'000 lives a year are lost in the EU, because of noise.)

    5. Re:Model Tee Hee Hee by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      There's also a whole lot of sighted pedestrians who don't look over there shoulder before stepping off the kerb. Apparently, I have a stealth bicycle.

      I'd feel bad about the blind people, but the other guys have it coming.

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  167. VERY important instrument, needs protection by weston · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's VERY important. In fact, one of the best things we might do to protect against abuse of power is to explicitly PROTECT the use of photographic/video/audio recording devices, because it's obvious that there isn't enough protection right now.

    Take the recent case of Oscar Grant. He was fatally shot by a BART officer on New Year's. Witnesses said the man was restrained and essentially helpless when the officer shot him, but of course, the BART spokesman Jim Allison said the victim was not restrained when the gun discharged.

    Funny, Mr. Allison, because independent footage taken by a witness with a cellphone showed a different story. And guess what? That footage almost wasn't available because an officer attempted to confiscate the camera (see the cbs5.com article: "[Vargas] also said she resisted an officer's attempt to confiscate her camera") -- she's probably lucky she wasn't shot as well.

    And take the recent case of Marilyn Parver who was bullied by Jet Blue staff and threatened with actions from being banned from flying to "$10,000 in fines and 25 years in jail" -- because she videotaped an incident on a Jet Blue plane from her seat and refused to delete the footage. I don't know about you, but my reaction to this is to want to contact Jet Blue and ASKING them to put me on their no-fly list until they apologize to this woman and change their policy.

    Overall, I think there needs to be law explicitly stating that in any space (public or private) in which there's no reasonable expectation of privacy, recording devices are not only allowed, the right to use them can't be infringed, and that no private entity or public agency can demand either surrender or destruction of the device or recordings (although it does seem reasonable to let the law compel delivery of unaltered copies).

    1. Re:VERY important instrument, needs protection by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Overall, I think there needs to be law explicitly stating that in any space (public or private) in which there's no reasonable expectation of privacy, recording devices are not only allowed, the right to use them can't be infringed, and that no private entity or public agency can demand either surrender or destruction of the device or recordings (although it does seem reasonable to let the law compel delivery of unaltered copies).

      IANAUSC, but I think that, in addition to being a very good idea overall, this would actually make a very reasonable Constitution amendment.

  168. Gee... by itwasgreektome · · Score: 1

    Well it's too bad they don't make stand alone digital cameras that would circumvent this law. Just another example of a well-intentioned, poorly thought out law.

  169. If this is the camera crew who -were- filming us.. by Tetsujin · · Score: 1, Redundant

    There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

    Neither does the digital camera built into your phone.

    Right. So how do you "film" anything with such a device?

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  170. tape over the speaker by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    How much anyone want to bet, there'll be a hardhack within 24 hours?

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  171. That's annoying. by PeekabooCaribou · · Score: 1

    My friends-and-family Flickr stream is full of idly-taken photos of my baby son as he sleeps in his car seat. It is not always inappropriate to take photos of a person discretely.

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  172. in other news... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    In other news, information on disabling the "click" freely available on Intratoobz

    In other other news, reading information on disabling the "click" makes you a tuhhrist.

    In other other other news, the executive order involved in the previous "other other news" was overturned by President Obama

    In other other other other news, you can't legislate morality, and technological measures can always be overcome by those with determination.

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  173. I am just stunned by LoadWB · · Score: 1

    Normally I would produce a long-winded dissertation on this kind of thing. But all I can come up with right now is "Are you fucking kidding me?"

  174. It's a GREAT idea, unless you're a perv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes I believe it is a law in Japan. The iPhone sold there has been modified to have a shutter sound that can not be shut off.

    It has HUGE privacy implications and honestly... IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

    Here is how it helps:
    - No more sneaky upskirt pics
    - No more sneaky downblouse pics
    - No more sneaky pedophile pics
    - No more sneaky locker room pics
    - No more corporate espionage, taking pics of confidential cad drawings / design specs

    Here is how it hurts:
    - You can't jack off to sneaky pictures on the internet anymore
    - That girl's boyfriend is going to kick your ass for taking a picture of her butt
    - Your cat might lose their cute lolcat pose when it hears the click

    Seriously, before everybody gets all pissed off about the law, consider the fact that the right to privacy is one of the basic (and most overlooked) parts of America's constitution. Giving people the knowledge that their privacy is potentially being violated is a big step in the right direction.

    1. Re:It's a GREAT idea, unless you're a perv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right; it will stop all of that. Because if my camera phone starts making a forced noise, I will NEVER think of using an actual digital camera that's just as small as a cell phone.

    2. Re:It's a GREAT idea, unless you're a perv by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      the right to privacy is one of the basic (and most overlooked) parts of America's constitution

      There's a reason they call it going out "in public".

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  175. Phew! Won't affect me by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Good thing I just bought a pair of these

  176. Misleading Headline by Swordopolis · · Score: 1

    Bill Introduced != Law Passed

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  177. Picture taking? by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 0

    How am I supposed to take pictures of funny people for my friends to laugh at later without making the target feel bad about their funny looks?

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  178. WTS: Talented Ventriloquist Cell Phone! by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1

    Yes, my phone is a ventriloquist. When it clicks, it can throw the click to a nearby location. Predators may use this phone excessively while the victim stares down some innocent bystander!

    Phone may throw the click up to 50 feet.

  179. How will they manage the Satellite Cameras? by weston · · Score: 1

    Why not just legislate that every time you take a picture, it bleats out "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE HERE, DO YOU MIND?"

    Well, that oughta be enough to end the privacy threat from cameras in orbit. Getting a megaphone powerful enough to reach citizens in the photographed area on satellite cameras is pretty much going to ground them all, right?

    Oh, wait, that assumes some kind of symmetric application of the principle involved here...

  180. What about melamine and lead in food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CPSC? Those are the folks who dropped the ball on melamine in food and lead in childrens toys. Have those issues been solved?

    (b) Enforcement by Consumer Product Safety Commission- The requirement in subsection (a) shall be treated as a consumer product safety standard promulgated by the Consumer Product Safety Commission under section 7 of the Consumer Product Safety Act (15 U.S.C. 2056). A violation of subsection (a) shall be enforced by the Commission under section 19 of such Act (15 U.S.C. 2068).

  181. As far as bad ideas go... by Radfahrer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forcing Camera Phones to "click" is as ridiculous as forcing electric cars to emit "engine noises". It makes no sense whatsoever. If this law got anywhere it would be another example of laws that only punish law abiding citizens and don't stop criminals at all. Last I checked taking pictures isn't a crime. And "predators" probably wouldn't be dumb enough to use a camera phone if they are trying to be sneaky. If you live in NY call Peter T. King and tell your representative to get his head out of his ass and work on meaningful legislation.

  182. When someone says "change"... by gothzilla · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to ask, "To WHAT?"

    It is rather unfortunate that nobody did. 2 Trillion dollar debt. Reduction in population to "reduce costs." Space weapons bans. Oprah for congress. I'm certainly going to enjoy this ride.

  183. It's a bird -- It's a plane -- Wait, no it isn't! by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> If they want everyone to respect their law, they should lead by example and prevent their CCTVs from filming without people knowing.

    > There's a small loophole there - CCTV's do not use film!

    Pedantic-Man(tm) approves! It should also be noted that Pedantic-Man's VW TDI (diesel) has no 'gas' pedal. :)

    Right on! XD

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  184. 2 cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's crap. all i have to say about that

  185. click. i hears it by Kartoffel · · Score: 1
    Your cat might lose their cute lolcat pose when it hears the click

    Won't somebody please think of the lolcats?!?

  186. Time to bring back Schoolhouse Rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a law, it's a bill that's been introduced into a House committee (House Committee on Energy and Commerce).

  187. You are all a bunch of PERVS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, why is everyone so upset about this?? Making your phone click isn't an invasion of privacy, in fact it's the government FINALLY trying to do something about the invasion of privacy that's been going on since the camera phones came around.

    Anybody who is against this law is a total pervert who just wants to wank off to voyeur pics.

    1. Re:You are all a bunch of PERVS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please... the click noise is fucking annoying. Noise from electronic gadgets of any kind is fucking annoying.

      I'll turn the idiotic "shutter" noises off on every digital camera I use (use to any extent, anyway... obviously this doesn't apply to the camera somebody loaned me for five seconds to take their group picture), and even my cell is set to vibrate several times before it rings because I absolutely can't stand having my electronic gadgets making noise. (The vibrate first, then ring compromise was only made after I realised that occasionally I can't feel it – I wear my phone on a belt clip, not in my pocket where I could probably notice it better. I just try to hit accept/cancel before it starts ringing.)

      Amusingly (at least, I find it amusing), I detest the "feature" native to Macs which announces the time every quarter/half/full hour. Yet, because that feature doesn't exist natively for Windows users (and thus it becomes a possible attack vector for Mac fanbois), I found a small executable (say.exe) on the internet and wrote a program to launch it, e.g. say.exe It's 11 o clock (the program had to get the current time and generate the ASCII command line to launch say... I wrote this in assembly language, no less. Subsequently I wrote it in compiled BASIC because the assembly program needed an extra batch file to launch it – I couldn't figure out how to shell launch the say.exe executable from the .com). I then created a scheduled task that runs every quarter hour. I USE THIS. Did I mention I hate the feature? I use it because every time it runs, I laugh to myself at all the Mac users who like the feature and think Windows users are deprived.

  188. Why just cellphones? by hydromike2 · · Score: 1

    why not make it so that it is obvious anywhere you are that there are cameras present, i mean obviously the black bubbles in department stores and airports are easily spotted, but why not make it illegal to have any type of "hidden" camera, do all cars with the back up camera need to make an obnoxious noise now? how about hidden cameras at someone's home, business, etc? do i need to have my computer make a constant tone when I'm on video chat? what about just normal digital cameras, they are no bigger than cell phones, and without the flash you may never know they went off. This law is synonymous to the DMCA, there are people who will circumvent DRM one way or another, and there are people who will circumvent the camera noise one way or another, this only inconveniences the honest consumers.

  189. WHERE is the law being introduced? by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously why isn't this in the article summery?

    It would take less than a sentence. Can the mods please wake up and at least require a bare minimum standard?

    1. Re:WHERE is the law being introduced? by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously why isn't this in the article summery?

      It would take less than a sentence. Can the mods please wake up and at least require a bare minimum standard?

      I think you should direct your comments to /.'s so-called "editors", not the "mods". Mods rate comments, they don't have any particular influence on the stories that get posted.

    2. Re:WHERE is the law being introduced? by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      He pays for this shit. You think he doesn't know where it comes from? Dude, check out his UID. You see the asterisk next to it? I think he knows a little more about how the sausage is made than you do. I'm guessing typo.

    3. Re:WHERE is the law being introduced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think both the year of Linux on the desktop and the release of Duke Nukem Forever will occure before that does. Seriously, editorial standards and slashdot in the same sentence?! What are you smoking?

  190. Victims will be unable to send a photo for help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without being caught by the bad guys.

    I mean in some cases victims have sent a picture to friends or relatives that would have been caught before they got sent.

    It just sounds too stupid to require it.

  191. Good news for analog camera fans by kc600 · · Score: 1

    The law is specifically about digital cameras. I suspect cell phones will soon be equipped with analog cameras. (They might throw in a photo printer as well, but it must be a noisy one.)

  192. Gridlock? Nope! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not gridlock, just lots and lots of pork to grease the palms of the opposition. We the people still lose.

  193. Brainless!?!?!?!? by schlick · · Score: 1

    This covers Mobile phones with cameras... What about plain 'ol cameras? Man these people are dumb.

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  194. Stupid law... better one in text below... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New law..

    All people of the predatory nature, must submit themselves for exterm^h^h^h^hamination. Examinations will occur at the closest protein processing plant. Please enter the door marked in red "Raw protein intake".

    Be sure your wills and insurance are up to date.

    Your dogs and cats will love you for this.

  195. More important cell phone legislation by wirelessjb · · Score: 1

    How about a law standardizing the dc power interface on cell phones so I don't have to buy a new car charger every time I upgrade my phone?!?

  196. How about announcing when you are taking a movie? by WimBo · · Score: 1

    So, Instead of clicking and taking a photo, I take a movie and just find a still frame that I want to keep later. Even worse, I actually get to record the sound when the stuff is happening.

  197. 1 2 3 by blast3r · · Score: 1

    COUGH/click

  198. Here's my question by Neeperando · · Score: 1

    A lot of comments are suggesting that this is to prevent surreptitious upskirt shots. Is New York's 3rd Congressional District really so replete with women exposing themselves in public that random people taking pictures of them is becoming a serious problem?

    Why don't I live there?

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  199. Re:I think this is already illegal in Japan by Itninja · · Score: 1

    Ah, therein lies the rub. A digital camera /looks/ like a digital camera. But one can be snapping pics with a camera phone in the girls locker room while pretending to innocuously chat with friends.

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  200. So take a few frames of video... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Or does it need to click 24 times a second (or whatever framerate is uses) when taking a video?

  201. the silver lining to this cloud... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    The great thing about this law is that with all the people making clicking noises with their cameraphones & cameras, my Model M keyboard won't be any more annoying than anything else. w00t!

  202. What? Do they have anything else as important? by tigerbody1 · · Score: 1

    This kind of gov't BS just makes me angry.
    They can't get the economy working - like it is really up to them....
    So they distract us with more stupid laws.
    What next?
    Make something that grows out of the ground naturally illegal?

  203. Videos? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that it wouldn't do much to prevent videos, which would be just as much of a problem as the photos if not worse...

    Maybe I shouldn't give them ideas.

  204. Camera PHONES by phorm · · Score: 1

    Umm, this appears to apply to camera PHONES. I can't see professionals using those for their pictures.

  205. What about good uses? by cervo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if I am robbed and I snap a picture of the perp? Now that he hears the phone he might just decide to kill me....

    What if the police are brutally beating someone and I snap a picture to report them later. Now they may decide to brutally beat me...

    This is just stupid. I mean yes there are bad uses for the phone. But there are also good uses.

  206. What's a camera phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first question would be to define a camera phone. I have a Sony Cyber-Shot with a microphone [for recording video] and a speaker [for playing back video]. With Sony having just released a digital camera with integral wi-fi, does that count as a camera phone? It has a microphone, speaker, camera, and wireless communication method. Same thing with most laptop computers today.

    For those of us using GSM, what's to stop us from ordering an illegal phone from Canada and putting the SIM chip in there? What's next? A law requiring SIM chips to be locked to phones by the cell phone carrier?

    1. Re:What's a camera phone? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      I got a locked phone on a plan in Canada, and the shutter sound was locked on.
      It was a Moto KRZR, and going into the firmware's file system and deleting the sound disabled it. I've never used it immorally, but it was loud and obnoxious to listen to so I killed it.

      If they make this mandatory for standalone cameras I imagine there will be an outcry from nature photographers.

  207. Circumvent? by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Wrap the entire phone in sound-proofing material and leave the lens uncovered.

    Not like those tiny phones can emit a sound loud enough for a person a hundred feet away could hear.

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  208. Video? by twistah · · Score: 1

    What about video instead of a picture? Why not use that and avoid the 'click'?

  209. This is stupid and ridiculous. by john.picard · · Score: 1

    This is ridiculous and stupid. Typical of government bureaucracy. Next thing you know all cameras will be required to make a buzzing noise for ten seconds before snapping each photo, followed by the announcement, "The moving carousel is about to start. Parents supervise your children. Do not sit, stand, or place fingers on the moving carousel."

  210. Phone in Japan do this by rgravina · · Score: 1

    Phones in Japan all make the clicking sound (which you can usually choose from several - a camera shutter sound, "cheese!" etc.). I believe it's for similar reasons - so people can't take photographs of people incognito in trains etc.

  211. Don't mess with the Jesus... by d474 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a camera phone out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking shutter button 'til it goes "click."

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  212. **** Alternative idea by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, we could legislate this issue...and add flashing strobes to also help the deaf...and task a government agency to manage this mandate...and add more burden to customs, law enforcement, and the courts...and then also potentially create additional legislation to also outlaw the crop of non-phone-based portable silent cameras that will surely come to market if this legislation passes...

    ...or women could start wearing underwear.



    Seriously, what can these perverts photograph if you are a women and wearing underwear beneath your dress? Anything more than they see of you at the beach? If so, are you concerned that a nice breeze will also expose your thong to the world? Perhaps you should wear pants.

  213. Shouldn't this include other cameras? by The+Assistant · · Score: 1

    OK, I'm not saying that I'm agreeing (or disagreeing) to this, but if you need the Mobile Phones to make an audible sound when a picture is taken, wouldn't you expect that a digital camera should follow the same rule? Or, am I totally missing something, like you know??? ;)

  214. Same Old Finger Will... by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Informative

    New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click"

    Same old finger will continue to cover the speaker.

    I've got digital cameras that already click when I take a picture. A finger over the speaker usually mutes it to next to nothing.

    Anyone actually wanting to commit a crime will find it stupidly easy to circumvent. Everyone else will just get the joys of even more noise polution as every teenager that doesn't give a damn about people around them clicks endlessly at their friends.

  215. What about Americans with Disabilities Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be in line they will also have to add flashing lights, put out a warning odor, and slap everyone nearby just to be safe.

  216. Waiting 4 someone mistakes me as taking pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a nice PDA/Smartphone. I enjoy catching up on my favorite RSS feeds and other news while I eat at the local fast food restaurant.

    Since I'm usually holding my phone up with my left hand and eating with my right, I often wonder if someone sitting nearby thinks I'm taking their pics.

    On another note; in public, don't you have the right to photograph someone?

  217. why? by BenphemeR · · Score: 1

    If someone can unlock/jailbreak a phone, they'll obviously be able to get around this...

  218. Just camera phones huh... by pRtkL+xLr8r · · Score: 1

    So if I have a small digital camera that is NOT part of a cell phone, and it doesn't make a clicking noise, that's ok? So the next bill will include digital cameras? So then every digital camera must then be outfitted with sound capabilities just for this reason alone? Am I the only one taking crazy pills here or what???

  219. Does it also cover... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your finger over the speaker?

  220. Chewing gum by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sticking some chewing gum in any digital camera's beeper-hole should bring the decibels back down to illegitimate levels.

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  221. Its not like by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    they will even see the picture, now will they?

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  222. What the hell is next? by Dieppe · · Score: 1

    Refrigerators that won't open for minors in case there's beer inside? Can't this "Nanny State" go a little too far???

  223. Maybe it can go BANG! by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    A nice gunshot sound for when you take a picture, that will surely prove to the police your camera is lawful.

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  224. nuke strawman by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    When you can actually afford to buy a nuclear weapon, maintain it, and store it safely - and you're actually interested in a thoughtful answer to your question instead of just waving an emotional strawman argument - we'll talk.

    BTW: you can, in fact, legally* own nearly anything short of a WMD by filing appropriate paperwork and paying a $200 tax. People who can actually afford the big scary stuff are smart enough to not do anything stupid with it.

    (* - your local jurisdiction may vary ... and is ripe for SCOTUS challenge if it doesn't.)

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  225. Sponsor Peter T. King has funny ideas by StuffedFrogYK · · Score: 1

    The representative who sponsored this bill in 2007 (not so new is it?) has had other ideas, like HR 769 (making English the official language of the United States).

  226. What about home invasion? by psychodave · · Score: 1

    This is a stupid law. What if someone breaks into your home and you are hiding in the closet and want to MMS a photo of the attacker to someone just in case they find you and take your phone. CLICK, ooops they found you now.

  227. Re:Crimes in progress ... same as 911 by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

    Its the same as how they have mandated 911 calls do all kinds of crazy stuff to the phone. I know I wouldn't call 911 in certain situations do to the fact that when you do mobile phones make a distinctive "I'm calling the police" chime. I called 911 to report a car break in progress in front of my condo a few months ago and it completely locked my blackberry up afterwards. It came up with a "Emergency Number Called" Message, and wouldn't make or receive calls until I removed the battery. I understand that alot of mobile phones end up dialing the police while in pockets, but I'm guessing that is because phone's are forced to allow emergency calls even when locked. My phone has three options when locked "'Unlock', 'Emergency Call' and 'Cancel', which means its really too easy for it to call 911. There is no way to disable the option. I mean why can't I disable it. There is no law that says I need to cary a mobile phone, so why does it have to have an easy way to make an emergancy call. That should be my choice.

    Instead of mandating these things, how about a simple message and then charge me for the call. If I got charged $25 a false call, I would be equally cautios about falsely making these calls.

  228. Just use a regular camera by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... and physically disable the sound module in it.

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  229. give me a break by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I get your point, but gridlock is not a good thing. Take it from someone living in California, waiting for the state to run out of money because these idiots in the legislature refuse to agree on a budget. We're $43 billion in the hole without a plan to fix it. Gridlock is not the answer.

    1. Re:give me a break by SoapBox17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Disagree. If you had had the gridlock before they spent that $43 billion then you wouldn't have this problem....

    2. Re:give me a break by kmac06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What do you think they're going to do without gridlock? Balance the budget? Cut spending? HA! The only thing they would do is figure out a way to spend more by either borrowing more or taxing more. No thanks.

    3. Re:give me a break by ryanw430 · · Score: 1

      yeah, but once the Californian government goes bankrupt, you will have prosperity for years to come...unless the federal government steps in, at which point you will have free money from the rest of the country...until the U.S. goes bankrupt...at which point i will be dancing in the streets with you! :D

    4. Re:give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your government was running a surplus they'd gaining money right now with gridlock preventing new spending.

  230. Please stand on the yellow rubber line... by argent · · Score: 1

    Men, women, children... up against the wall... of science!

  231. Except in many/most states, counties, cities, etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many states, counties, and cities have bans on auto and/or silencers. Normally you have to be a sheriff, police chief, mayor, etc. or be best friends with one to get permission. You also can get one if your company is allowed to have one for sale and jumps through those hoops.

    You also have to submit to finger printing and random searches by the ATF. There are stamp taxes for buying and selling. Plus, silencers aren't cheap and automatic weapons are unbelievably expensive since they haven't been legally imported or manufactured since 1986.

    So yeah, anyone can get one. Sure. Just like Obama isn't going to ban guns.

  232. I hate when they post anonymous coward. by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    I can't ever get new "dates".

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    1. Re:I hate when they post anonymous coward. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I tried new Date(); too, but it didn't seem to work.

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  233. Just click on the link in the article. by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Or is your mouse making too much noise?

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  234. Leave the country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have always said that there is a list of situations that, if any of them occurred, I would do what I could to move out of the USA. I have several relatives abroad who could help me find a job and get settled somewhere else. These are situations that would directly impact my day-to-day life to the point that I would, personally, feel a sudden loss of personal liberties:

    - Checkpoints, internal passports, national martial law, or other internal movement restrictions.
    - Mandatory national loyalty oaths.
    - Being ordered for conscription into the armed forces.
    - Mandatory government house-key, alarm-code, or online password escrows.
    - National web filtering.

    I think I'll add any type of camera ban or restriction to that, and this camera phone noise law would fall under that.

    Now, do I expect this law to see the light of day? Absolutely not.

    My wife has said she wouldn't leave the country with me, but I think she'd feel different if one of the above actually happened...

    1. Re:Leave the country? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you stick around and become politically active, rather than sticking your tail between your legs and running away?
      You worthless douchebag. We have the ability to VOTE PEOPLE OUT OF OFFICE.

  235. Technology wants to be free by aaandre · · Score: 1

    Trying to make technology obey social rules is idiocy.

    Adding a clicking sound for everyone who does not have a strong enough desire to switch it off...

    How do I send more of my tax dollars to enforce *that* one?!

    Actually, how about a system allowing taxpayers prioritize how their tax dollars get allocated?

    And, how about banning lobbyists from creating deceptive names for laws?

  236. Re:I think this is already illegal in Japan by kramulous · · Score: 1

    That's right. A heavy breathing, overweight guy that sweating profusely while taking happy snaps in a girls locker room would look more natural with a camera phone. I'm guessing that you've never done this before.

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  237. It doesn't affect existing phones. by WerewolfOfVulcan · · Score: 1

    The law only governs the manufacture of phones. It provides no guidance or penalty for possession of an 'unapproved' phone. If Bush were still in office, I would expect to see a division of the Department of Homeland Security created to monitor cell phone pictures, but...

    Besides, if a bill is passed that says all cars manufactured after 2010 have to get at least 100 mpg, that doesn't mean that every other car has to leave the road. Eventually all of the older cars will stop working and only the high mileage cars will be left. Similarly, when all of the 'predatory' phones meet their demise, only the 'safe' phones will be left.

    The real question is, why the hell is Congress wasting time with this tripe? Is this supposed to fix the economy?

  238. Good luck with that. Simply... by jskline · · Score: 1

    Good luck with that. Simply place your fingers over the speaker holes and fire away. Your fingers muffle just about anything; even the ringers on many phones.

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  239. Bad title by howlatthemoon · · Score: 1

    Since it is an introduced bill it should read "new law would require..." The title suggests that it has been signed into law. Better yet would would be "Newly introduced bill would require..."

  240. This is why... by Daswolfen · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... friends don't let friends vote Democrat.

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  241. so what about film cameras like.... by AgNO3 · · Score: 1

    so what about film cameras like this that are silent? (there are many more film cameras that are very very quite. http://www.minox.com/index.php?id=16&L=1

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  242. In related news...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use of camera video functions goes up 300%. So taking covert videos is better than stills? Of my digital still cameras only the pro ones click. Cell phones may not be as obvious but there's always a way and all the clicking will get really annoying.

  243. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by 2short · · Score: 1


    While I wholeheartedly encourage your call to political activism in general; I'd suggest picking a better battle. Asking for this bill to get killed in committee is like asking for gravity to keep working. Sure, it's important, but it's just not in question. If you're going to make a phone call, pick something with more support than one unpopular minority party member.

    My guess, Rep. King introduced it, and can now say that to his one loony-tunes donor who was upset about it, and not even he will ever mention the bill again.

  244. Re:Every phone I have had has this annoying featur by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Your expensive professional shooting rig makes a shutter sound as well.

    Can you say hyperbole?

  245. How Loud Must This "CLICK" Be? by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

    Ah - think of Night Clubs, Car Races, random New York Streets. Just how loud do we have to make this "click"? I'd suggest someone needs to give this some serious thought, but this is Congress...

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  246. letter to my congressional representative by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Informative
    This is what I sent:

    H.R.414 Title: To require mobile phones containing digital cameras to make a sound when a photograph is taken. Sponsor: Rep King, Peter T. [NY-3] (introduced 1/9/2009)

    Please do everything within your power to reject this bill and eliminate it from any further consideration. It has many flaws: 1) it will be a nuisance at a wide variety of occasions and circumstances for phones to emit constant noises; 2) a modestly motivated individual will be able to circumvent the law by a) disconnecting the speaker that emits the click, b) removing the sound file responsible for the click from the phone's memory, c) modifying the phone software in a variety of ways to prevent the clicking noise from occurring, d) using a small digital or film camera that makes little or no noise instead of a phone, or e) taking photos from a distance or with artificially high ambient noise (there are no doubt many other ways); 3) This is an intrusive and in practice pointless case of nanny-state disruption of citizens' everyday affairs, more appropriate to a soviet-inspired regime than one that cherishes freedom and liberty.

    If illicit photos are taken and used for stalking or other predatory behavior, they can be used in a court of law as evidence to prosecute criminal behavior as no doubt occurs today. To restrict the general use of all camera equipment in this way to address a very narrow and infrequent problem is absurdly cumbersome and unwarranted.

    This is the sort of legislation that motivates the almost universally held belief among US citizens and residents that congressional representatives are corrupt and incompetent parasites. It is dangerous to a democracy for such a view to become entrenched in the public mind, and I am shocked each time legislation is proposed that confirms such a notion. HR414 is a shining example of such rubbish.

    I still harbor hope that you are neither corrupt nor incompetent, your vote in favor of the "bailout" of financial institutions notwithstanding. Please stop this moronic claptrap as soon as possible.

    Thanks!

    1. Re:letter to my congressional representative by CitznFish · · Score: 0

      coy and pasted to my corrupt representative

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    2. Re:letter to my congressional representative by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Copied and pasted to my incompetent representative. (I did edit the "vote for bailout" part, since mine did the wishy-washy vote switch between the first draft and the final.

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  247. Older phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is stopping someone from using an older cell phone that doesn't have this feature implemented?

  248. Law vs. Bill by Annorax · · Score: 1

    There seems to be some inconsistency between the subject and the body of this article.

    Last I heard, a bill is not a law.... yet.

    1. Re:Law vs. Bill by Annorax · · Score: 1

      You can keep track of the progress of this bill here

  249. Why is this modded interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Slashdot posting, the article, and the bill in question all say specifically what this is referring to, cameras in cell phones.

  250. This is bad for public safety by Jimmy_B · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Suppose I witness a robbery or other crime. If I think I can photograph the perpetrator without drawing attention to myself, I will, and I'll give that photo to the police. On the other hand, if my camera makes a noise whenever it takes a picture, I won't, and the police will have one less lead. Catching actual criminals is more important than making life difficult for voyeurs, especially since they could easily find a workaround.

    1. Re:This is bad for public safety by uncqual · · Score: 1

      A small price that the police are willing to pay to make sure you don't take pictures of them shooting or beating someone w/o cause.

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  251. smash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ./

  252. Here's a thunk... by Real1tyCzech · · Score: 1

    If you don't want camera phones used in your establishment, put up a sign and enforce it.

    Why in God's name is it that every time some "save the children" whack job finds something (s)he doesn't like, they have to make a big stink about it and not only force their views on everyone else, but make us all *pay* for it as well???

    Take some responsibility, you pathetic mindless drones and leave the rest of us the hell alone!

  253. Beep, Beep, Beep... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Congress should pass a law saying that everyone's phone must emit a high-pitched beep all of the time. Like when a truck is backing up. Then we'd all know when someone is approaching us.

    On a serious note, what happens if the speaker is broken or the phone malfunctions and no tone is sounded? Does that person now posses an illegal phone?

  254. Abusing the Consumer Product Safety Commission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the Bill:
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    SUMMARY AS OF:
    1/9/2009--Introduced.

    Camera Phone Predator Alert Act - Requires any mobile phone containing a digital camera to sound a tone whenever a photograph is taken with the camera's phone. Prohibits such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone. Treats the requirement as a consumer product safety standard and requires enforcement by the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).
    ============

    The guy wants the CPSC to police this. The CPSC is responsible for *safety*. Let them inspect toys for poisonous lead or fire hazards, not this!

  255. "Predator" Alert Act? by k1e0x · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's with the language of this.. are they actually serious? Fake click sounds are stupid.

    Exactly what do they think a sound being made AFTER the phone has taken the picture will do? Who is protected from this?

    This is a FEDERAL LAW too, now generally in most states a party only needs to be *informed* they are being filmed or recorded.. You don't need their *consent* In some States (TX) only one person needs to be aware.. So in TX, you can mount an array of hidden cameras to record anyone without their knowledge or permission.. but your phone needs to click, man that's smart.

    I wish these idiot bureaucrats and politicians would just STOP thinking they know whats best for everyone.

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    1. Re:"Predator" Alert Act? by milas · · Score: 1

      Just curious, do you have a link to some sort of source for this (the photography laws in Texas)?

    2. Re:"Predator" Alert Act? by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Tex. Penal Code Ann. 16.D2(c)(4)

      "It is an affirmative defense to prosecution for interception of wire communications that one was a party to the communication or one of the parties to the communication gave prior consent to the interception."

      Single party consent.

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  256. Well, officer, if you didn't hear it click by n6kuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... then I didn't take a picture!

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  257. Am amendment addresses digital camcorders by davedahl · · Score: 1

    Am amendment addresses digital camcorders such that they automatically make a loud KER-CHUNK sound every time they change tracks.

  258. bionic eyeball with cyborg memory implant by cekander · · Score: 1

    What will they do when I upgrade to a bionic eyeball with a connected storage device implanted in my brain, capable of uploading images to my laptop via wifi?

  259. It's called a... by taucross · · Score: 0
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  260. While the smart innovate... by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... the stupid legislate?

  261. On Android its a couple dozen lines by phonewebcam · · Score: 1

    Ten minute tops to write your own camera app.
    Start here: http://code.google.com/android/samples/ApiDemos/src/com/example/android/apis/graphics/CameraPreview.html

  262. Well, that's OK... by Strake · · Score: 1

    "It would also prohibit such a phone from being equipped with a means of disabling or silencing the tone."

    Well, that's OK; mine doesn't have a built-in soldering iron, either.

  263. Why do people expect privacy IN PUBLIC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So my preference for candid photography now makes me a "predator"? This is ridiculous. If you are out in public--the main thing this bill likely addresses (no, I haven't RTFA--this is slashdot)--then you have no right to complain if someone looks at you, records you, paints a picture of you using spaghetti, or even erects a statue in your honor made from live weasels and horny roads.

    You.
    Are.
    In.
    PUBLIC.

    Why is this so hard to understand?

  264. Re:If this is the camera crew who -were- filming u by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't interesting, filming is a verb meaning shooting video. You don't get modded interesting for complaining that shooting people ought to leave them dead or maimed.

  265. I plan to use my finger by grilled-cheese · · Score: 1

    I can mute the sounds from my phone pretty well by just covering the speaker with my thumb.

  266. citation missing. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Parent is missing the intended hyperlink to the earlier slashdot story (which was intended to be placed in the last sentence) on the Court of Review ruling: see here.

  267. I need a camera phone law by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 1

    that will prevent my phone from taking pictures of the inside of my pocket. How many pictures of the inside of my pocket does my phone think I need?

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  268. So camera phones can't run free software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because then the user could just go //sndPlaySound(CLICK); or whatever and circumvent it.

  269. Incorrect by Shandalar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there had been gridlock, your "idiots in the legislature" would not have been able to pass laws implementing programs that cost $43 billion. Gridlock is great, and the founders of the country were geniuses for designing the government to make sure there was plenty of it. If only there could be more.

  270. Re:LOL I smell a RAT... and a CAT by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, I would support this, as we can draw an example from Japan, where perverts riding busy subway/metro trains would put their camera cell phones on telescoping or other poles and aim them upwards to shoot pics of panties. When I bought my cell in Tokyo, in Dec 2004, (Vodafone Sharp V402SH) it had a selection of immutable click or whooshes from which to choose, but silence was not one of them.

    Now, where i smell a rat is the scenario where alert citizens who might film evil-doing law enforcement officers in the past, they now will think twice if concerned/fearful that a cop-watcher (cop protector) may be in the crowd watching the citizen filming the civilian-beating cop.

    Then again, this may be a good feature to keep in line any school-age kids abusing photography privileges, disrupting classes. Possibly in other environments like airports, train stations and so on, this will deter less-sophisticated civilians into simply not shooting pics....

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  271. Video? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, guess I'll have to shoot in video mode; I mean, surely the camera won't continue to make clicking noises the whole time I'm recording video?

  272. Terry Stops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be doing Terry stops of cell phone users...

    Officer: I see you're open carrying a cell phone. Does it make a clicky sound?

    Citizen: Am I free to go?

  273. I'm no cellphone hardhacker but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    using a rubber band and some cloth will make me break the law?

    what about people worried about having their phone being "rude" to the people around them, so they also muffle the sound their cellphone makes?

    god, what a fucking nightmare to enforce. It's weird, my individual rights are at stake, but i'm most sympathetic to the cops trying to explain this law to a 18 year old girl who muffled her cell phone because "it sounded annoying" and being forced to arrest her.

  274. This is retarded by lkeagle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even if everyone complied with this law, within time the entire population would be so used to hearing the 'click' sound effect, that we would all be numb to it. It would have the exact opposite effect that the politicians want!

  275. Legislating Morality??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know, because, we CAN, when we reach law #23bazillion, finally, at long last, legislate morality! Surely! Perhaps it's going to take an ammendment to the constitution to ensure that congress has a mandate to pass fewer laws of higher quality. Or maybe a 3(fluff-legislation)-strikes-you're-out deal would work.

  276. Let's Make This Simple by hduff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Congressman Peter T. King (R-NY) should instead introduce a Bill that requires all evil-doers to warn their victims prior to engaging in any evil acts. That would make it simple and what a benefit to the Free World(TM) it would be!

    It would be nice to know what event inspired this Bill, but it's probably from an incident involving his family or a friend of the family. Sadly, that is a common impetus for inane Bills which seek to right some wrong without thinking about the sheer implausibility of the idea or the violations of the Constitution that would be involved. But as long as that VIP is happy . . .

    A quick look at the list of Bills he's sponsored (http://tinyurl.com/botwpv) is illuminating as to the kinds of things he believes are important uses of taxpayer money. My favorite is the establishment of the Office for Bombing Prevention. Perhaps the camera prohibition he proposes should be handled by the Office of Candid Camera Prevention.

    Seriously, when a cop is beating your buddy's ass for no reason, do you want to warn them you are taking a picture? I think not.

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  277. Grandfather clause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will existing phones be exempt from this new law or will the Gov make providers force firmware updates to every phone they service? If forced updates do happen how well can the infrastructure support something like that?

  278. Re:If you would like to see this killed in committ by mellon · · Score: 1

    I dunno, calling on bills like this seems like a good idea to me. Why did King bring it up in the first place? Because he got more than one call from someone asking for this, and he hasn't heard from anyone opposing bills like this. Give him a whiff of a constituency that would support him being reasonable instead of an asshole, and he might not even advance a bill like this.

    And anyway, this is no less insane than COPA. That took almost a decade and many millions of dollars, plus a lot of precious court time, to kill. Nipping this shit in the bud is extremely cost effective compared to litigating it after it passes. And we are the ones picking up the tab.

  279. already in japan, how about security cameras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are already doing this in Japan. The problem is that it is so loud, it prohibits photos at some events.

    My question, if they are forcing this, then why do they not require this on security cameras?

  280. Run out of useful ideas by kwerle · · Score: 1

    http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:HR00414:@@@L&summ2=m&

    Thanks, Congressman Peter T. King - a Republican, is serving his eighth term in the U.S. House of Representatives.

    http://peteking.house.gov/bio.shtml

  281. You are missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Despite what we all might think, there ARE a few people in congress that aren't morons. This has NOTHING TO DO with the rare unannounced pantie shot. The whole point of this law is to prevent average citizens from photographic the police doing illegal things.

    If your phone beeps when it takes a picture the police can come over and treat you like a king "accidentally" destroying the phone and its evidence of their wrong doing.

    If the phone doesn't beep they can have any photographs suppressed in court since that evidence was "illegally obtained" by a non-compliant cell phone.

  282. I guess I'll stick with my old non-annoying phone. by shtrom · · Score: 1

    I never got the point of digital cameras making a (badly recorded and replayed) camera sound when they @$%$$%$# don't need to. This is always the first âoefeatureâ (though I would call it a bug) that I disable. Then I can start using it.

    I can definitely get the point of such a law-enforced feature. But being supported by law won't make it any less anoying. One can hope this will be implemented using a separate speaker. At least a soldering iron-operated switch could be considered, then.

  283. Headlines in stories about proposed laws... by scerruti · · Score: 1

    Is it too much to ask that Slashdot correctly title these stories as "New law would..." rather than "New law will..."? It probably is.

  284. Context by pugugly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just to put this in context, let us remember that Peter King has repeatedly defended warrantless wiretapping.

    So his priorities are obvious - he's all for making sure the police know when they're being watched, and ensuring you don't.

    Mmmm - I love the smell of Republican hypocrisy in the morning - Smells Like Victory!

    Or Turdblossoms, one of those two.

    Pug

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  285. wildlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm... what about wilderness wildlife photographers? Sometimes making a sound ensures you can't do your job.

    1. Re:wildlife by Thalagyrt · · Score: 1

      Because, you know, wildlife photographers take their pictures with their cell phone and not something along the lines of a Canon 1DsIII or Nikon D3x.

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  286. Thank God! by mangu · · Score: 1

    And because it's a law, there will be no way to circumvent this.

    I just pray to God they will remember to outlaw all circumventing devices.

  287. This is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will next require all phones that can record video to have a constant clicking sound to let you know your being recorded.

  288. and this relates to Energy and Commerce? by scientus · · Score: 1

    Its in the House committee of Energy and Commerce, is that even remotely related with the bill's subject matter? And don't we have far more seriously problems in ENERGY and COMMERCE.

    Congress needs to stop thinking about girls skirts and start thinking about the economy, etc..

  289. False sense of security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, like everything else like it, including anti-virus products, will simply give people a false sens of security. After all, everything can be circumvented...

  290. when I was young.... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What we need is a car analogy. I don't have one. How about a motorcycle analogy?

    My step-dad rode an old BSA (British bike, leaked oil) when I was a kid. It had a minor fault -- the required (in California) stoplight button on the rear brake pedal didn't work, and he never bothered to fix it. In those days and that area, cops would randomly pull over bikers ostensibly for safety checks, but actually to check their id and registration, run the plate, and generally look for trouble.

    Step-dad would be required to demonstrate that the rear stoplight function worked. So he'd get in the bike, steady himself with his left hand on the handlebars, push the rear brake pedal down while simultaneously squeezing the front brake lever, which did turn on the stoplight. Ran it like that for years, was stopped many times, cops never caught on.

    This is a feel-good law. I can't imagine that the people writing it really think it'll work. At most it'll nail a few people on false positives, but the true hard-core perverts, and the geeks who can't resist a challenge, will figure out work-arounds in next to no time. It's just software, after all. If you can jailbreak a phone, you can probably figure out how to temporarily turn off a mandatory feature.

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    1. Re:when I was young.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I must be dyslexic. Now I think it must have been the right hand. I have a memory of him using the opposite hand (out of cop's direct vision) to operate the hand brake, but that probably means the bike was a right foot shift (left foot brake) which fits for the time. Well, that's what we get for using vehicle analogies.

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  291. Noisy farts are harmless by mangu · · Score: 1

    It's the silent farts that are deadliest. A law requiring all farts to be noisy would be much more important that this stupid phone camera law.

  292. No joke, in Japan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of running gags here, but honestly Japan has had this law for ages. They also apply it to point and shoot cameras, so I guess wait for that story to show up in North America during the next year or so.

    And my Motorola KRAZR already makes a shrill click that can't be turned off. So much that I don't bother using the camera.

    The only time a camera doesn't make a noise seems to be when it records video. How long until there's a law requiring a steady klaxon?

  293. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  294. What barrier? by raehl · · Score: 1

    Your right to bear muzzle-loading smooth-bore muskets and rifles has not been infringed!

    1. Re:What barrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right to bear muzzle-loading smooth-bore muskets and rifles has not been infringed!

      If you believe that the Second Amendment applied only to technology that existed when the Bill of Rights was ratified, should we assume you believe the same about the First Amendment as well?

  295. +5 Insightful by plnix0 · · Score: 1

    You sir, are exactly right, and this is the kind of tactics that the state has been using for years. The more trivial laws the pile on the books, the greater their ability to pick any individual for any reason and find some "law" that that person has violated. And the public will accept it. Juries will convict. After all, "it's the law".

  296. Rep. Peter T. King of NY Introduced the Bill by McGruber · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the Library of Congress THOMAS, the bill was introduced by Representative Peter T. King of NY:

    http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:HR00414:@@@L&summ2=m&

    According to THOMAS, he is also sponsoring several other stupid bills that would:

    "Encouraging employers and online dating sites to use sex offender registries for background checks."

    and

    "To amend title 4, United States Code, to declare English as the official language of the Government of the United States, and for other purposes."

    and

    "To provide for the establishment of the Science and Technology Homeland Security International Cooperative Programs Office, and for other purposes."

    Source - http://www.thomas.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/?&Db=d110&querybd=@FIELD(FLD003+@4((@1(Rep+King++Peter+T.))+00635))

    Representative King's website is: http://peteking.house.gov/

    According to it, Rep. King is Ranking Member of the Homeland Security Committee and also serves on the Financial Services Committee.

    1. Re:Rep. Peter T. King of NY Introduced the Bill by dzoey · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if this bill goes anywhere but slashdot. It has no cosponsors and Peter King is a Republican in a Democratic house. To be honest, this smells like constituent service - "I'm so upset congressman, can't you do something?" so he makes the old person happy and introduces a bill...

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  297. Talkies by kkrajewski · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm already working on the application to play the accompanying ragtime piano.

  298. Other legislation proposed by Rep. Peter King by SpleenVenter · · Score: 2, Informative

    This fellow has been a busy beaver -- besides the 'click' regulation, he's offered up a bunch of other "important" legislation. http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/?&Db=d111&querybd=@FIELD(FLD003+@4((@1(Rep+King++Peter+T.))+00635))

  299. It's A Sorry State Of Affairs by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    It's a sorry state of affairs that there are so few people like you (and I) who don't believe gun rights are particularly important and that we should should consider repealing the 2nd ammendment but nevertheless believe it does protect the rights of Americans to possess arms.

    I mean a good estimate of most American's objectivity is how many things they think make for bad polity but are nevertheless required by the constituion. In my experience this number is depressing low if at all greater than 0.

    Frankly, I think it's pretty damn clear that the 2nd ammendment gives US citizens a right to own and possess (in their homes) weapons equivalent to standard military issue personal weapons, e.g., M16/AK47 assault rifles and maybe even grenades but not squad level weapons like rpgs. This is certainly what a stupidly simpleminded totally literal reading of the ammendment using either the modern or historical meaning of the terms would demand. So any attempt to claim the 2nd ammendment doesn't protect the right to own personal combat weapons must look to the historical context and the motivations for the amendment.

    Yet, examining the amendment in this more sophisticated manner just makes things worse for those who want to radically restrict the rights it guarantees. The 2nd amendment was clearly a reaction to various attempts by European powers such as England to disarm their citizens and thereby deny their ability to effectively resist tyranny. Thus far from curtailing the protections of the 2nd amendment this provides a plausible (but I think ultimately false) argument that the protections should actually extend to weapons like missile launchers to give the people a chance against tanks and planes.

    Attempts to curtail this right to only members of the national guard by virtue of the "well regulated militia" clause miss the point that the militia was understood to be composed of the able bodied adult men (modulo felons, slaves etc..). It wouldn't even make sense to have an ammendment guaranteeing the right of federal troops to posses weapons and if they had intended to merely grant states the right to arm designated forces they would have just said so. Indeed, a situation where arms were only permitted to officially designated soldiers was exactly the sort of thing the 2nd amendment was designed to protect against. Since the federal government obviously was prohibited from restricting weapon possession to only federally designated troops (or equivalently passing laws restricting militia membership to individuals they choose) the incorporation of the bill of rights by the 14th amendment unequivocally entails that states are now barred from doing this as well and the perception of the 2nd amendment at the time of incorporation only strengthens this argument. Moreover, a federally controlled national guard surely does not meet the standards set by the 2nd amendment for a militia as it is exactly the sort of force the militia is supposed to resist.

    On the other hand I think the 2nd ammendment may not provide any protection for personal self-defense. Indeed, I see no reason that it should be unconstitutional to ban pistols entirely and require that all guns be stored in a locked safe and the ammo in a separate safe. However, that just goes to show you how outdated the 2nd ammendment really is.

    The idea that we need guns to we can repel invasions before the government arrives or to fight off a tyrannical regime are relics from an earlier era. Jet planes and radio make the idea of a amateur army absurd and if a meaningful percent of the population realizes the danger before their weapons are taken then the tyrannical regime isn't much of a danger. What's puzzling isn't that the 2nd amendment might be inappropriate given the transformation of the USA from a sparsely populated agrarian nation composed of loosely affiliated states and the huge technological changes. Rather, what's amazing is that so many people on both sides don't seem to think it needs to be updated.

    P.S. Just because I thi

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  300. Physical modification and other methods by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    It'll be interesting to see how they, in software, prevent modifications to the hardware needed to emit the "click" noise in question.

    Maybe what they should do is have the phone spew out paper chaff similar to tasers every time a shot is taken. Just match the chaff to a phone, and suddenly you know where and who took a photo with their device.

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  301. Why does everyone scoff at this? by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't a stupid idea. They've been doing it for YEARS in Japan to try and curb all manner of lecherous covert snapshottery. I think if you're going to have a cow just because your cellphone beeps when it takes a picture, you're probably taking pictures of things you shouldn't be. I mean, the goddamn things beep for everything ELSE! Can we get some civilization up in here please? Thanks.

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  302. Skeuomorph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeuomorph

    Skeuomorph or Skeuomorphism is a term used in the history of architecture, design, and archaeology. It refers to a derivative object which retains ornamental design cues to structure that was necessary in the original.[1] Skeuomorphs may be deliberately employed to make the new look comfortably old and familiar,[2] such as copper cladding on zinc pennies or computer printed postage with circular town name and cancellation lines. The word derives from Greek, skeuos for 'vessel' or 'tool' and morphe for 'shape'.[3]

  303. FISA was "fixed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the fixes was to change it so the one FISA judge couldn't rule government spying illegal. Now any one judge can pronounce it legal, but it takes a majority of the FISA judges to rule it illegal.

  304. Reinstalling The Law by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a perfect example of the intrinsic structural costs to democratic government.

    There is some proposal (making phones click) that sounds appealing at first blush since it attacks some behavior/situation that is widely disliked. However, the issue isn't a high prority for the vast majority of people so few people give it more thought than, "Yah, it's bad for stalkers to take silent pictures." making it a pure political win for the legislators supporting it.

    Worse costs of a law like this are in the applications that never get created. When we don't get the cool eyeglasses camera that snaps pictures to help us remember names we can't see what we didn't get so it's very very hard for anyone to challenge this kind of regulation.

    Ultimately democratic government just does very poorly at properly weighing opportunity costs or balancing small harms to many people (who won't care enough to vote on that issue) against big benefits to a few.

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    This is why I think that the law should simply be reset ever so often just like an install of windows. Say laws always last for a randomly determined number of years (don't want all the laws to sunset at the same time) with the standard being 5-10 years and a supermajority allowing 50-100. Various procedural hurdle would need to be enacted to prevent unrelated laws from being bundled too much.

    Indeed, ideally we would restart many agencies from the ground up every so often. Say start up a second version of the FBI and slowly expand it's responsibilities while shrinking those of the current agency. One might even require that 90% of the old employees be hired by the new agency but simply giving them the chance to start over and fix the procedures that were thoughtlessly implemented could be a huge win if we did it only say every 50 years for every major agency.

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    1. Re:Reinstalling The Law by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The oft-quoted Thomas Jefferson thought 20 years was the correct period for a complete re-write of the Constitution, and a new form of Government which took into account the changes which had transpire since the last.
      http://odur.let.rug.nl/~usa/P/tj3/writings/brf/jefl64.htm

    2. Re:Reinstalling The Law by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with a democratic government and everything to do with stupid people in government. Oh wait...yeah it has everything to do with government...my bad. Now how about laws against cellphones/texting while driving instead of stupid crap like this, please?

  305. This law makes open source illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This law makes free open source phones illegal, because open source means the user is able to disable the click sound by modifying and recompiling the source. This is just another way the bourgeoise (people who don't need to work in order to live, the capitalists) enslave the proletarians (people who must work in order to live, people like you), as Marx explained.

  306. Video Phones by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Also will this mean I can't take a video clip on my phone without it always starting with a clicking sound? If I can what distinguishes taking a frame from a video and a picture?

    What if I want to snap a closeup of a sleeping baby without risking waking it?

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    Moreover, what does this really stop? Anyone who is a serious stalker can just buy a telephoto lens and get better results. In most truly private situations like restrooms you would notice the person aiming the phone at you.

    So what does this stop? People on the bus recording that hideous outfit you wore the other day? Girls snapping a pic of the cute guy at the coffee shop to show their friends?

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  307. Morons! Idiots! Fools! SFB! by BrendaEM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What idiot thought that bill up? You can buy small cameras that don't go click. What about the times when you are expect to be discrete about taking a photo?

    The click is nothing that can't be changed with a piece of tape of a pair of wire cutters.

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  308. No, Silencers Are "Regulated" by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Under US Federal law, suppressors are still quite legal, just regulated out the wazoo. Basically, you need to get a tax stamp and a local police sign-off, and you're good to go.

    Some states ban them, but not many. In Pennsylvania, a silencer is not addressed in state law in any way - so if you had a tax stamped-silencer and a license to carry firearms, you could even pack silenced heat here.

    Besides, it's a stupid regulation anyway. All firearms launching bullets that are supersonic make a really loud sonic "crack" (in many cases, louder than the muzzle blast) that can't be silenced anyway. Anyone nearby could still hear the shot unless the gun was firing a low-velocity bullet that's limited in range anyway.

  309. Funny But... by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    I think that's hilarious - but how many times did you get your ass beaten to a pulp?

  310. gotta love the name of this thing. . . by XiX36 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like there is a scourge of man-eating camera-equipped cell phones stalking people in the urban jungle. *insert Australian accent here* "Here we are today stalking the rogue Predator Camera Phone. See how it opens and closes it's terrible jaws, while taking a rather blurry photo of its victim. Crikey, if only it had a warning click its prey could escape!"

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  311. Re:I think this is already illegal in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, another girl takes picture to sale.

  312. Can I buy a new phone without a camera please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why is it impossible to purchase virtually any modern cell phone without a camera? We should have the choice. They should be constructed in a way the camera is easily removable by the end user.

    I don't need or want a fricken camera in my phone!!

    1. Re:Can I buy a new phone without a camera please? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      It is not at all impossible. There are several models that do not have cameras.

      Here are a few: http://reviews.cnet.com/best-basic-phones/

    2. Re:Can I buy a new phone without a camera please? by Desirsar · · Score: 1

      Got a list that contains high end models in terms of features that do not contain a camera? Blackberrys are a bit too easy, plenty of those do not. I'm thinking more of reasonably priced models with every feature except for a camera... Just playing devil's advocate with the guy's suggestion, mind you.

    3. Re:Can I buy a new phone without a camera please? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      You are asking for two conflicting things. Do you want a high end model or do you want a reasonably priced model? You generally cannot have both. An example of a reasonably priced model is the Samsung A227. An example of a high end model is the HTC Fuze.

      You have to decide what you want and realize you can't have two mutually exclusive things.

  313. Re:It's a bird -- It's a plane -- Wait, no it isn' by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    If your record is clean, pretty much anyone can get this license.

    Actually, XD cards are pretty terrible.

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  314. wow by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    please disregard the former comment. I was retarded when I posted it. thank you. P.S. If you can see the joke in there somehow, you are permitted to laugh. Thanks.

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  315. Welcome to city 17 by linhares · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "Welcome, welcome to City 17, you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. So whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17.

    It's safer here."

  316. Silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Step 1 - Download the firmware to your camera
    Step 2 - Replace the sound in the firmware with nothing

    TaDA!

    Though FYI, nokia phones, if you put them in silent mode (as in silent ringer), it also silences the camera click. However it does nothing for the AF light, so so much for taking candid pictures of parking violations :p

    Though seriously, if every phone was required to beep when a photo was taken, it would just deter use of it since people DO NOT WANT to be caught taking pictures of things, even if they are within their right to take a picture of it. Since it attracts unwanted attention.

    I turn the phone's sound off because when I take a picture, it has an ear piercing noise which is annoying.

  317. Technology to the rescue! by Pinback · · Score: 1

    Instead of a phone that takes pictures, how about a camera you can make phone calls on. Or does this rule apply to cameras too?

  318. lol i'm Anonymous Coward. sweet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, take this for a run...

    you can record a short vid for the sake of taking it later to make a quick photo of a frame of it... you think we need a bill to have all VIDEO RECORDING devices or phones to emit a film rolling sound when your trying to record audio and video? fuck that?....

    stupidity is always evident in the ones with power.. amazing. why isn't Darwinism doing its job?!? these kinds of reps should be shot in the face with a shotgun.

  319. They already have their hands full.. by Leuf · · Score: 1

    ..making sure it's impossible to make anything intended for anyone under 12 via the CPSIA.

    But note the bill has no cosponsor, so he couldn't even find one other Rep to go along with it. Never gonna happen, he just gets to say he introduced important legislation protecting the children.

  320. Re:Seems Rep. King has some important issues to pa by Renegade+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

    Hrm. At first, I thought, this society is so secret, the web page is blank.

    I wonder how many people thought you were joking. The reality is even funnier.

    Here is the link

  321. It's so the cops know they're being photographed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..so they know who to grab and get their camera.

    I hope this law gets bitchslapped back to where it came from.

  322. you've benefited by r00t · · Score: 1

    Your parents had at least one kid.

    Those tax exemptions helped you. Now you don't
    want to be fair to the next generation.

    1. Re:you've benefited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then let's keep it even. Repeal all child safety laws back to what they were in the 1920s (let's say the oldest living person here is ~110, minus 18 to account for their youth). Allow an 18 year 9 month window of grace before enforcing the laws for the current generation + gestation for the to-be born. That way, there will only be an 18 year long generation of kids who received benefits but didn't have to put up with stupid laws as adults. Lucky them.

  323. Then I will take a video :-) by jeremybar · · Score: 1

    24 pictures per second, that should do it and I don't even need to press any button, just need to wave it in the air, it should be enough, and more discrete...

  324. Founders Words by ToNoTo13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." - Thomas Jefferson ...Or... "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson

  325. silencer legality by pandaman9000 · · Score: 1

    They are legal in at least a few states. You do have to register with the ATF, and lose some rights relating to when/how your home can be searched. Other than that, and being flagged in a database somewhere, you are fine.

  326. Re:Crimes in progress or; if you are lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    you will simply be arrested, at which point you will be informed that " you have the right to remain silent... " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_warning (in the US of A at least, by law YMMV)

  327. Sweden already has this? by soilheart · · Score: 1

    I heard somewhere that Sweden already have some regulation like this (I am a swede btw)
    But I havn't really found some official source confirming this...

  328. In fact it could help the purves by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    If everyone expects phone cameras to click then they will feel safe when someone is "texting" with a silent phone.

  329. Good Idea by locarbhotrod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember one time at work, during my break, I caught my co-worker taking pictures of me from the other table. I have no idea how long she was doing this or how many pictures she took. I initially seen her holding her phone when I first sat down, not really paying it any attention. About half hour later, being bored to death my eyes began to wander, eventually stumbling upon my co-worker aiming her phone at me with a blinking green light. That green light is purposely exposed to the person facing the phone, alerting them that the camera is active. I confronted her, and she thought it was funny blah blah etc Making the click sound mandatory is great protection to everyones privacy.

  330. Whoosh? by Anachragnome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been looking through all these posts and cannot seem to find the one with the obvious in it.

    Soon as I read the article title, the first thing through my mind was "Great. Another law for paranoid cops."

    Click. Cop now knows he is being photographed.

    Fortunately, most people, including cops, know this is a waste of time as anyone that really cared would have disabled the fucking noise already.

    There should be a law against idiots trying to make stupid laws like this.

  331. So wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine you see someone holding his cellphone a bit weird, you think is he taking pics of me? But then you remember that they *always* make a clicking sound when they take pics, so you drop the sense of alert and let the creep take pics unimpeded because you think he isn't.

  332. Thank goodness there are no other camera devices! by aug24 · · Score: 1

    This law is such a good idea; it's such a piece of luck for the framer that there are no other devices capable of taking pictures, covertly or otherwise.

    Justin.

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  333. Camera-Phones in Japan already have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But.....

    1. You can usually select between a few sounds. My latest phone (Sharp Aquos) has one "shutter" type sound, that nobody would notice on a crowded train. One could also just take an old phone and cut the speaker wire. Problem solved.

    2. You can just use a normal camera. I suppose you could say "But it will be obvious you are taking a photo!" Maybe, if you use a big SLR, but there are plenty of compact camera that fit in your hand. There are of course also various "Spy cameras", not to mention cameras on things like PDAs and even the PSP.

  334. I turn on the "click" sound by GravityStar · · Score: 1

    I turn on the "click" sound. It's more fun taking pictures that way.

    1. Re:I turn on the "click" sound by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      I mean, girls are generally nice (at least around here) and won't go all femzilla because you took their picture.

      At the very least, it's a conversation starter ;)

  335. Re:Every phone I have had has this annoying featur by internerdj · · Score: 1

    A whisper quiet shutter sound, where my cell phone as the result of this law would need to make a loud annoying sound probably loud enough to be heard over normal crowd noise.

  336. Fingery device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My current camera does not have a shutup-feature - So it has become instinct to me to grab it by the (conveniently located) loudspeaker. I can barely hear it. Should I fear?

  337. farting in public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is just like farting loudly in public... you cover it with a loud cough!

  338. bluetooth handset by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could still use the phone with bluetooth or any headset, to call the girl/boy friend (or prostitute).

  339. Guns by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    On a more serious note, automatic weapons are illegal to buy in many states. Yet you can buy the various pieces and put them together and still make your own.

    In a similar manner, what if cell phone manufacturers sold the hardware sans software? Couldn't some hack in China sell the software without the click? I'm thinking of DVDFab here which is illegal to sell in the U.S.

    Is this really a problem? I don't get it. As the cameras in cell phones get more sophisticated, one will be able to stand far enough away to where the sound won't be heard anyway. Also, unless a lot of money is spent making the camera lens and the phone speaker one and the same then one will always be able to cover the speaker by hand; and it seems some cell phone manufacturer could make that operation trivial to sell more phones.

  340. You would think the insurance companies... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... would get wise to this pretty quickly. "Hey, another of our customers rear-ended Joe Schmoe? That's the third one this year." An investigation would get going pretty quickly.

  341. I smell your sarcasm, but it's not a law yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2007 HR 3488 (the first iteration of the Camera Phone Predator Alert Act) was introduced but didn't make it out of committee. The bill had just one co-sponsor; Rep. Thaddeus McCotter [R-MI]. Incidentally; the majority of bills "die" in committee (probably because they're at least as stupid the CPPAA).

    Undeterred by his bill's previous failure to reach the floor, Rep. Peter King [R-NY] re-introduced the bill (2009 HR 414); this time without co-sponsors. I'd be amazed if it makes it out of committee.

    So it's Not A Law. Not going to be a law. Just another waste of time for Congress. As if they needed more...

  342. BART cops will get to kill more people by muckdog · · Score: 1

    Seeing how the BART cops were trying to confiscate cell phone cameras of onlookers that took pictures of BART cop Johannes Mehserle murdering Oscar Grant who was handcuffed on the ground. If those people with cell phone cameras were not there Johannes Mehserle would not be getting charged with murder. The thin blue line would be covering up the murder and claim that Oscar Grant was resisting arrest. As far as I am concern all of the cops that were confiscating phones should also be tried for accessory to murder after the fact. Right now cameras used by citizens seem to be the only effective means of stopping police brutality. Legislating that phones click will have a chilling effect on citizens exposing police brutality. Perverts will just use a normal camera or old cell phone to do what they want to do.

  343. Re:If this is the camera crew who -were- filming u by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    This isn't interesting, filming is a verb meaning shooting video. You don't get modded interesting for complaining that shooting people ought to leave them dead or maimed.

    <shrug> People can mod me how they like.

    Don't mind me, I just have a bit of an affinity for traditional photography, is all.

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  344. This is an invasion of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now when I want to take naked pictures of myself in the bathroom people will know what I'm up to.

  345. you don't have those rights by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    It's ridiculous until one of your kids ends up with pics on the net that weren't authorized. The issue isn't that people are taking pictures, the issue is that people don't ask and you don't know what they're taking pictures of.

    As long as you're in a public place, people don't have to ask to take a picture of you or your children. They also don't have to ask you whether they can publish it, unless it is pornographic or misleading.

    So, if you make a fool of yourself in public by showing your beer belly or your wife makes a fool of herself by showing her whale tail or you have your kids run around in little Lolita outfits, I can take a picture and put it on Flickr.

    As for this law, it is pointless. There are so many ways people can take pictures of you surreptitiously and publish them anonymously that such a law is pointless.

    Sorry, but you are responsible for your appearance and reputation, nobody else. If you don't want to be made a fool of on-line, don't run around like a fool in public.

  346. lol by Sunnydips · · Score: 1

    Probably video too so that overly aggressive law enforcers are aware of who's rolling camera and can confiscate phones as needed.

  347. More useless government intrusion by Rudd-O · · Score: 1

    Yes, yet another way in which the government intrudes with a feel-good yet useless restriction that is naturally enforced with a very clear threat of violence.

    Now people who *really* are predators will be even more encouraged to continue their task, safe in the knowledge that their camera and telephoto lenses won't make a click loud enough for their victims to detect. Let's face it -- if someone is close enough to you that the click will alert you, then either you're as good as dead, or there wasn't much of a threat in the first place.

    I like this world more and more with each passing day.

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  348. Did you take a picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I just said click...

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  350. Mine by He+who+knows · · Score: 1

    Mine will play Rick Astley over and over.

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  352. video too? by jtgd · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that when I'm taking a video with my cell phone that it will click 30 times a second???

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  353. up next: soldering irons illegal by thegnu · · Score: 1

    As a matter of fact, anything hot enough to melt solder will soon be illegal, such as internal combustion engines, the backs of refrigerators (you can still keep the front part), water heaters, and stoves.

    Think of the children. They were all just burning themselves on this shit anyway.

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  354. new gun law !!! by deadstatue · · Score: 1

    im demanding a new law that requires all guns to make a clicking noise when being fired. this will alert everyone to the fact that youre shooting a gun,and thus, preventing any and all homocides related to firearms...

  355. Re:Every phone I have had has this annoying featur by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Oh, did you manage to find a link to the law? Could you share please?

    Or... maybe you're making things up?

    I believe existing, similar laws in other places are more concerned with things like change rooms and washrooms. The required click is very comparable with what you get from a mechanical shutter.

    I'm quite sympathetic to the possibility that you Americans will manage to take a reasonable industry regulation, take it for a ride through crazy town, and turn it into something overbearing. So far though, it seems like your post is just a bit of anti-hysteria hysteria.

  356. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds strange but this has been introduced in Japan long time ago.

  357. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just points to the ineptitude of the idiots that seek and gain political power in our country.

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  359. BART cop's DID collect cameras. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    After the shooting the police on the scene didn't arrest their own.. instead they went around the the crowd and started to collect any cameras. One cop went up to a lady right as the train doors closed and started baning on the window. That was the first video of this on the web.

    Yeah, I wonder if this law has anything to do with that..

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    1. Re:BART cop's DID collect cameras. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That case is a perfect example of why I say that ALL cops are "bad" cops. That it is just a question of whether they are just "bad" or "REALLY BAD". Even if the shooting itself wasn't a crime, what the police officers did following the shooting certainly was. It was absolutely clear that police officers committed crimes following the shooting. That means that every single officer that has jurisdiction to make an arrest in that area that does not make that arrest is an accomplice in those crimes.

      While I could believe that there might be a few remote police districts with few enough officers that the ones there are not the ones actually committing the crimes, and thus are never faced with the choice of whether to get involved in a cover up or not, but those would be outliers at best.

      Unfortunately, getting rid of the cops is not an option. One set of criminals that are pretending not to be is certainly better than the chaos and bloodshed we would have if they were not there. The only answer is for the population to wake up and start demanding that the law apply to the police with at least the same force that it does to other citizens. Even more unfortunately, this doesn't seem likely, as this particular case shows that even over the top police crimes like this, just don't outrage that many people.

    2. Re:BART cop's DID collect cameras. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

      Citizen review boards helps some of this but.. yeah, I totally agree with you.

      I don't know how to fix this problem, but its bad and getting worse.. There is a guy out there you might find interesting.. he runs a Youtube channel he calls the Obscured Truth Network. Apparently he has attempted to fight back by bringing police, city officials and judges before a grand jury, not sure what his status is on that.

      http://www.youtube.com/user/obscuredtruth
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYYytQqkg2M
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ETi2HZtp0

      I don't talk to police.. I try to stay as far away from them as I can and would even hesitate calling them for help because they can make situation worse as evident by that lady that called the police and was taken to jail by them and forcibly strip searched by male officers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PF6_Q-6cvw (I hate that news story. A voluntary opportunity *OR ELSE* is not an actual voluntary choice.) They are basically a gang.

      Also you might like Checkpoint USA.. A guy named Terry who is also refusing to comply.
      https://www.checkpointusa.org/blog/

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  360. What's really stupid about this by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    It probably won't apply to cameras, and I personally have three of them that are all about the same size as a cell phone, and none of them make noise when they take either snapshots or video (with sound, no less.)

    Is this going to apply to existing phones that do not have sound on taking pictures or where the feature can be turned off? I doubt this is possible and I doubt they're going to order existing cell phones with cameras to be discarded.

    Just another example of feel-good laws that don't really do much. So let me understand this correctly, if I take a picture with a still or video camera that does not make a sound, or if I take a picture with a cell phone that does not make a sound but is an old model I commit no crime, but if I take a picture with a cell phone that does not make a sound, but it's a recent model, I am subject to fines and potentially imprisonment?

    And if I'm using a cell phone that takes pictures, I'm supposed to know the difference by...?

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  361. Obama as a citizen by rfc1394 · · Score: 1
    The citizenship of Obama's parents is absolutely irrelevant to whether or not he would be a citizen of the United States with one exception (which I will explain below, and is not applicable here.) All that matters is that he was born in a U.S. state. The 14th Amendment controls:

    Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

    He was born in Hawaii after 1959 (when it became a state and was no longer a territory), that makes him a citizen. End of story.

    The only possible exception - which is not applicable here - is if his parents had diplomatic immunity from some other country, and he also had it as the child of foreign diplomats, and thus was not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States. Since no one has made the slightest claim that either of his parents were in the diplomatic service of another country, this possible exception does not apply.

    Women all the time who are pregnant come visit the U.S. (usually California) from Mexico to have their baby in an American hospital. Since they (and possibly their husband or boyfriend) are Mexican nationals, the child is probably one too. But since the parents are not diplomatic personnel, the child gets that precious birth certificate issued by the hospital which indicates the child is a U.S. Citizen. So, years later, this man who has lived in Mexico all his life, can simply walk right up to the border, present his Mexican ID card and his U.S. birth certificate to the border patrol agent at the gateway, and walk into the U.S. just like any other American Citizen, because he is one same as anyone else born here.

    This is a common issue in a number of countries where, because of laws of each country, a child of parents from one country are born in another, the child ends up having dual citizenship by birth. If someone is the child of two American Citizens and is born in a hospital in Toronto, what country are they a citizen of? Both the U.S. and Canada. And if their mother is Jewish and they visit Israel, by law they are also a citizen of that country as well, so they could be a citizen of three countries.

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    1. Re:Obama as a citizen by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He was born in Hawaii after 1959 (when it became a state and was no longer a territory), that makes him a citizen. End of story.

      Yes, but I was additionally addressing issues raised by the conspiracy nuts. There have been accusations that he was born in Hawaii before it was a state. They have also asserted that he was born in Kenya. I was brining up other citizen qualifications that would make him a "natural born citizen" even if he wasn't born in one of the states of The United States. Even if he weren't born in the Hawaii while it was a state, it is quite likely that he would have been considered a citizen at birth anyway, though the details of the conspiracy nuts differ so much that one response can't cover them all.

  362. Who's afraid of a camera phone? by sslk · · Score: 1

    Who's afraid of a camera phone? 1. cops 2. sluts 1. cops should get their act together 2. sluts should put on some clothes Oh wait my bad, I just asked the people who are the potential problems to do whats right in the first place. On second thought I suggest stripping everyone else of their freedom so you can go on beating (presumably until proven guilty) innocent citizens and flaunting your half naked bodies for every eye other than that of a camera.

  363. Gaaaah stupidity ABOUNDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is such a dumb idea for thousands of reasons (2,374 is the current count). But what about camera phones with the ability to record video? Must they sound a constant tone signifying that they are recording? I don't think so. And what's to prevent me from putting the phone in record mode, then casually walking by someone, then capturing a still frame... which is a photograph... god damnit I hate when obviously moronic ideas don't get killed in the incubator. Some special interest is behind this.