Damn, I wish I those generators were around ages ago when I was DMing AD&D (First Edition) campaigns! I remember writing a suite of DM applications for the Apple//e, "The Dungeon Master's Familiar." It had some random generator stuff that was not very useful, but the jewel was my Combat Manager. It would display a scoreboard of how everyone in the combat was doing, and do rolls and table lookups for you.
How much for your women? We want to buy them! How much for the little girl? Ah ha hah ha! [Sorry if that's not exactly right, but it's been awhile since I've seen that movie...]
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Here are some aspects of the parent post that, if you would think about them for a fricking second, clearly indicate it is a joke (although not super funny):
entire server farm from a Linux/BSD/Windows ME even on my palmtop faster I/O at the cost of greater instability, a tradeoff most sysadmins are quick to take. Even my grandmother can do the base install.
Well, you've got me there. But you have to admit it's more likely than a girl-on-girl scene with Carrie Fisher, right? I mean, have you seen what Carrie looks like lately?
More likely, we're going to have Portman standing next to Anakin/Vader and Obi-Wan in that last scene where they appear to Luke in spirit form so they can smile and nod at him.
I think you are presupposing the existance of human life and showing why it is consistent with a carbon/water system. I don't think you've shown that human life is the minimum-energy solution to that system. It's a little like saying your ears and nose are arranged to support eyeglasses.
What kind of braindead hick are you?
Right. He resigned because he was about to be impeached.
Nixon didn't have sexual conquests. Even Pat is questionable.
Watch yourself man... she's royalty!
Brilliant. But how many computer thieves know how to tie a proper square knot?
>You feel grody after watching a VHS tape, like you've cheated on your faithful DVD player or something
Depends on what kind of tape you're watching!
Have another warm beer and deepfried Mars bar.
Yeah, the price point is really questionable for a nostalgia/novelty item. Is there any reasonble practical application for a box like this?
I don't really get this, but I suppose some people might be into it.
Let me know when they port Linux to it.
The whole universe, eh? Gosh, you're smart.
>in the US it is now required by law that all new cell phones have a GPS system installed
I doubt this very much.
> but you kept your RPM named libfoo for both RPMS. Thus, the RPM engine won't let you have both installed at once.
I think a reasonably experienced Linux person knows to do rpm -i and not rpm -U to install new library versions and keep the old ones.
It's night where you are, Einstein, but somewhere else it isn't night, and the people who happen to be there will see the eclipse.
>First of all, if Slashdot HAS a focus (main or otherwise) I'd just love to see someone take a stab at describing what it is.
It might be easier to define what Slashdot is NOT focused on:
1. Sports.
2. Clothes (wearable computers excepted).
3. Grooming and dating tips.
Basically, Slashdot is the complement of GQ.
Damn, I wish I those generators were around ages ago when I was DMing AD&D (First Edition) campaigns! I remember writing a suite of DM applications for the Apple //e, "The Dungeon Master's Familiar." It had some random generator stuff that was not very useful, but the jewel was my Combat Manager. It would display a scoreboard of how everyone in the combat was doing, and do rolls and table lookups for you.
"See your future. Be your future. May... make... make it your future. I'm a veg, Danny."
How much for your women? We want to buy them! How much for the little girl? Ah ha hah ha! [Sorry if that's not exactly right, but it's been awhile since I've seen that movie...]
It involved the underaged girls and a webcam.
Here are some aspects of the parent post that, if you would think about them for a fricking second, clearly indicate it is a joke (although not super funny):
entire server farm from a Linux/BSD/Windows ME
even on my palmtop
faster I/O at the cost of greater instability, a tradeoff most sysadmins are quick to take.
Even my grandmother can do the base install.
Well, you've got me there. But you have to admit it's more likely than a girl-on-girl scene with Carrie Fisher, right? I mean, have you seen what Carrie looks like lately?
More likely, we're going to have Portman standing next to Anakin/Vader and Obi-Wan in that last scene where they appear to Luke in spirit form so they can smile and nod at him.
Yeah, you SW nerds should be on Maury.
Maury: How did it feel when you saw how much Episode 1 sucked?
Nerd: Ah felt betrayed, and ah felt abused. He abused me like ah was a wet food stamp!
Maury: But you stood in line for weeks to be the first nerd to see Episode 2!
Nerd: [Nods, weeping]
Maury: Well, why do you keep going back to him?
Nerd: Because ah LOVE him! I LOVE George Lucas!
I think you are presupposing the existance of human life and showing why it is consistent with a carbon/water system. I don't think you've shown that human life is the minimum-energy solution to that system. It's a little like saying your ears and nose are arranged to support eyeglasses.
Why not?
Totally non-sequitur references to MPAA and RIAA.