JonKatz is our latest interview victim. Best known here as "The Pedophillic Fag from Slashdot", Jon has a history doing guys both young and old. His favorite of which is me, CmdrTaco. His current project is hiding and denying his homosexuality. Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the most modded down ones to Jon.
Cum on! Everyone has a question for thier favorite pedophile!!!
JonKatz is our latest interview victim. Best known here as "The Pedophillic Fag from Slashdot", Jon has a history doing guys both young and old. His favorite of which is me, CmdrTaco. His current project is hiding and denying his homosexuality. Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the most modded down ones to Jon.
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt
Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the
grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the
salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a
time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits
should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too
thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Pour
hot, down your pants!
Serving Ideas : Pour with a pat of butter or some brown gravy. It gives it twang!
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Could you please tell you mom to lose some weight. I threw my back out humping her last night. Or was it your dad I humped last night... either way, bot of them are just a couple of fat cows. Please pass the word along..
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt
Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the
grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the
salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a
time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits
should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too
thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Pour
hot, down your pants!
Serving Ideas : Pour with a pat of butter or some brown gravy. It gives it twang!
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a first post, please?
Is CmdrTaco a homosexual?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) He must first obtain a sexual organ to have a sexual preference.
JonKatz is our latest interview victim. Best known here as "The Pedophillic Fag from Slashdot", Jon has a history doing guys both young and old. His favorite of which is me, CmdrTaco. His current project is hiding and denying his homosexuality. Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the most modded down ones to Jon.
Cum on! Everyone has a question for thier favorite pedophile!!!
JonKatz is our latest interview victim. Best known here as "The Pedophillic Fag from Slashdot", Jon has a history doing guys both young and old. His favorite of which is me, CmdrTaco. His current project is hiding and denying his homosexuality. Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the most modded down ones to Jon.
I will be conducting an interview with JonKatz and I would like you the readers of Slashdot to ask the questions.
Now JonKatz is very busy(Sucking off Hemos and all that), so he will only have enough time to answer about 10 questions.
You should know the routine. The questions that get modded down the most will be asked. Fire away!!!
Hi! I am gay!!!
Katz keeps a stash of diapers for the kids he invites to his house.
Nah, you're just getting your hopes up. We had originally hoped it would rid the world of fags, but we were wrong there too...
Check out these grits!
^^^ HOT GRITS ^^^
Grits
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt
Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Pour hot, down your pants!
Serving Ideas : Pour with a pat of butter or some brown gravy. It gives it twang!
'nuff said.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Can you inmagine a Beowulf cluster of these?
Could you please tell you mom to lose some weight. I threw my back out humping her last night. Or was it your dad I humped last night... either way, bot of them are just a couple of fat cows. Please pass the word along..
I'll bet that we cannot even cum close to slashdotting my favorite web site!!!
You got a problem with gays? JonKatz and I are going to come to your house, you gay bashing b@$T@rD!
gladly...
What would you like to see happen to JonKatz?
(A) die
(B) Hurry up and die
(C) Die and go to hell
(D) Quit posting articles on Slashdot and die.
Is CmdrTaco a homosexual?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) He must first obtain a sexual organ to have a sexual preference.
Is CmdrTaco a homosexual?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) He must first obtain a sexual organ to have a sexual preference.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?"
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
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Eat my nuts!!!
Order grits!
^^^ HOT GRITS ^^^
Grits
3 cups water
1 1/2 cups grits -- white (not instant)
1 tablespoon salt
Heat the water to boiling in a large saucepan over medium heat. Pour in the grits very gradually, stirring the whole time to prevent lumps. Add the salt, reduce the heat to low (one or two bubbles should rise to the top at a time), and cook, stirring constantly, until tender, about 10 minutes. Grits should be as thick as oatmeal, not runny or stiff. If the grits get too thick toward the end of the cooking time, stir in a little hot water. Pour hot, down your pants!
Serving Ideas : Pour with a pat of butter or some brown gravy. It gives it twang!