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  1. Re:Frosty Piss! on Microsoft Media Player "Security Patch" Changes EULA Big Time · · Score: -1

    All? I'll fuck all of about 25% of the non-diseased female variety of American between the ages of 18 & 35 but that's it! BTW aim that thing elsewhere, it's damn cold.

  2. Re:first? on Salon in Dire Straits · · Score: -1

    Hell, 3rd isn't even 1st loser.

  3. Re:Just to be clear on The Economist Looks At The Console Industry · · Score: -1

    Odd I first thought it was about the Greeting/Get Well Card Industry. I must be stupid too.

  4. Re:Not that big on Evidence Found of Lake, Catastrophic Flood on Mars · · Score: -1

    The earth is about 70% flooded right now, & that's the best "observation" you could come up with?

  5. Re:Opps! on Software Dead Man's Switch · · Score: -1

    This is a normal Windows operation, simply reboot.

  6. Fuck CLIT.. on P2P Television? · · Score: -1
    Join ADICK:

    At ADICK we only execept the Cream of the Crop, to join you must:
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    ADICK
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    Cyclone, Ok. 66785

    If your check or money order clears, we will send out your secret decoder ring & membership card (which floats when stuck in Cider). Thank you for your interest in ADICK.
  7. Re:Subliminal? on Spoofing P2P Networks as Marketing Plot · · Score: -1

    You are (Buy stuff at THINKGEEK.COM) absolultely (CAFFEINE, you WANT SOME, you NEED SOME, BUY SOME at THINKGEEK.COM) correct.

  8. Welcome to 2002 on Jacuzzi with 42'' Plasma TV · · Score: -1

    42" Plasma TV's are now selling for less than half of that, by the time you actually let your kid[s] use the jacuzzi, you'll probally be able to replace it for less than $1000.

  9. Re:Crazy Europeans on Jacuzzi with 42'' Plasma TV · · Score: -1

    Silly donkey, Europeans watch soccer not football. Adam Carolla thinks to end the confusion we should change soccers name to Fagball, I personally agree.

  10. Cake Sucks, & so do Combs! on Jacuzzi with 42'' Plasma TV · · Score: -1

    Why the Fuck do we need Combs? Aren't brushes good enough? Don't they get the job done? Why the hell do people still use combs?

    Cakes & combs are like Pack Mules vs Uhaul Vans, absolutley absurd.

  11. Re:This is great... on Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion · · Score: -1

    Your post is one of the best examples of people being duped on the internet.

  12. Re:It doesn't matter on Piezoelectric Tennis Rackets · · Score: -1

    Hingis is such a babe, I'd give my right nut just to touch her rock hard ass.

  13. Re:Getting a perceived advantage on Piezoelectric Tennis Rackets · · Score: -1

    Your right! I would have started playing basketball as a kid, but since the good sneakers cost $100+ I decided to skip it and practice sex with a stray dog I found.

  14. Re:Who is behind this? on Xbox Mod Chip in Beta Testing · · Score: -1

    Hey Bill at the last party I dropped a dead fish behind the piano on accident. Please, don't have me killed.

  15. Re:Which is the best Mario? on Vivendi Offering MP3 Song for Sale · · Score: -1

    [ ] Mario Cowboy Neal
    This is the Mario with the Kung Fu, Samori, Live Nudes, & Death Match. A Mario that took over many people lives, making headlines by causing 1 death by smothering in ones own feeces, & another when 23 kids burned alive because they were trying to see what happened after the mystical level 29.

  16. Re:whatisthematrix? on Matrix Reloaded Trailer Online · · Score: -1

    I'm bebopping to Brittany Spears right now, so I don't have time argue the flaws in your logic. I will say I think that when you get out of jail, you might want to think about going back to High-School.

  17. Re:Offtopic but... on The Indie Game Jam · · Score: -1

    How do I update my old Debian to Red Hat?

  18. Re:Things To Do Today on The Indie Game Jam · · Score: -1

    Would that be right by where they make the "Special Sauce" in your Local McDonalds?

  19. Re:About coqui on The Plague of Frogs · · Score: -1

    (in my best 11 year old girl voice): If you like them so much, why don't you Marry One!

  20. Re:I can't beleive someone trolled this on The Matrix is Reloading · · Score: -1

    Imagine..A Beowulf Cluster of SLASHâ Humour. While shoving hot grits down your pants, & hitting submit for a possible FP!.

  21. Re:What about OS_X on New OpenOffice.org-Based Office Suite · · Score: -1

    You apple zealots are all the same. Where's the port? Where's the port? You say. I think we should port it right up Job's ass.

  22. Re:Can you imagine...shit on PCs Pilfered, Paralyzing Populace · · Score: -1

    Imagine...a beowulf cluster of the fucking lame beowulf cluster jokes...I hate to bust out of charactor & expose the obvious, but your post is the reason it's constantly posted. If you don't like it, don't respond. It's like when those "cool guys" back in high school called you a fucking looser just because of the peeing your pants incident, & the time you took a shower in gym class & you had a hardon. You ignored them right? Made them feel like they were stupid for trying to bother you, & eventally (last day of senior year) they stopped bothering you. Now imagine a beowulf cluster of fag's you fucking looser.

  23. Re:Evil hackers on PCs Pilfered, Paralyzing Populace · · Score: -1

    The term is now terrorist!

  24. Re:Vegas Twist on Vegas: Monorails v. Gridlock · · Score: -1

    Shit I've seen'em stuck in restrooms in Nevada, just not in the "classy" casinos.

  25. Answers.. on Revolution OS · · Score: -1

    Is this the Open Source gay porn movie I've been waiting for
    ever since I heard about the Linux Gay Conspiracy?!


    Yes

    I do hope no penguins were abused in the production tho.

    Unfortunatly do to the type of film this was, a few pinguins were injured (1 killed) in the process.

    Can any of you comment on the gay sex in this movie?

    I found it without question the best gay sex since Dirty & Hairy 2 came out.

    Does RMS look characteristically dirty, or did
    he shower for this production?


    He looks like the sexy hippy he always looks like.

    Did ESR stick a gun in any orifices?

    Yes, ESR's gunplay was quite good. Unfortunatly it lead to the death of a pinguin (checkout the outtakes at the end of the film)

    Is there full penetration? Cumshots? A cameo
    by the Goatse.cx man? Tell me please!


    Pentration: yes
    Cumshots: lots (on mandy the pinguin especially)
    The Giver actually narrates the last 10 minutes of the flick.

    I hope this clears somethings up for you, & I especially hope you enjoy the show as much as I did.