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Universe Beige, not Turquoise

ChazeFroy writes: "The universe is actually beige, not turquoise. Researchers at John Hopkins University initially reported it was turquoise, but the software they used contained a flaw that implemented a non-standard white index to arrive at the mint chocolate chip green color." The other color was much nicer than this beige.

250 comments

  1. Hey that explains it by Remillard · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's why it's the natural color for all computer cases!

    1. Re:Hey that explains it by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 3, Funny



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    2. Re:Hey that explains it by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ha! So that loony David Icke is wrong - again!

      http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_493478.html ?m enu=news.latestheadlines

    3. Re:Hey that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!? Sorry, but this doesn't even reach the funny realms inhabited by the turd report.

    4. Re:Hey that explains it by tdischino · · Score: 1

      why does space.com have so many damn popups? Scientists don't care about FREE! and CASINO ON NET...

    5. Re:Hey that explains it by mce · · Score: 1

      Ever since so many years ago I had an eye infection and couldn't look at a lot of white light for hours on end, it is also exactly my default background color. At last I know why I've never gone back once the infection was cured: I have by pure coincidence stumbled onto nirwana. :-)

    6. Re:Hey that explains it by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know if scientists are getting their news at space.com all of humanity may have more things to worry about than pop ups.

    7. Re:Hey that explains it by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong, wrong, wrong. Black is the natural color for computer cases, and it's damn near close to being the color of the universe too. What they don't tell you, is that they conveniently left the black emptiness of most of the universe out of their computations. If you correct for this, then the don't-call-it-beige color becomes such a dim gray, that it can pass for black.

      So if you want your computer to cosmetically integrate with the universe and look like it belongs here, keep buying black. Beige computers will always look like unholy invaders from another dimension.

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    8. Re:Hey that explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      That's why it's the natural color for all computer cases!

      Maybe it was turquoise but turned beige as those expensive SGI boxes were replaced by commodity PC's over the past decade.

    9. Re:Hey that explains it by thoughtcrime · · Score: 1

      Beige computers will always look like unholy invaders from another dimension.

      a woman named john??

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    10. Re:Hey that explains it by Sarcasm_Orgasm · · Score: 0

      Jerk, you made me shoot coffee out my nose!

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    11. Re:Hey that explains it by JMax · · Score: 1

      When I saw this headline, I immediately assumed it was part of the apple.slashdot.org section...

    12. Re:Hey that explains it by ehiris · · Score: 1

      I pushed my computer away and it redshifted.

    13. Re:Hey that explains it by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      *Nobody* cares about Casino on Net. Yet every webmaster on earth seems to think we do.

    14. Re:Hey that explains it by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Let's all go out and buy some old NeXT cubes right away!

    15. Re:Hey that explains it by GCU+Friendly+Fire · · Score: 1
      Ha! So that loony David Icke is wrong - again!

      <icke>On the contrary, it just goes to show that the Illuminati will change their own results just to try and make David Icke look stupid.</icke>

  2. hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first turquiose, now beige.

    would the real color of the universe please stand up?

  3. Damn.... by grytpype · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... now I have to redecorate my apartment!

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    1. Re:Damn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily my walls have this color allready. They began with white, but after 2 years of smoking they now have this slighly beige color. :-)

      But alas, i'm moving in 4 weeks

  4. I guess God got this idea from his wife.... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when she said "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

    1. Re:I guess God got this idea from his wife.... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      I've heard beige described as the goth color of mourning.

  5. yeah. by raindog151 · · Score: 1

    be on the lookout for the new PBS special 'Beige : the color of the cosmos'. I heard they talk about how hawking and einstein were raised in beige rooms.

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  6. Hex Code by Jodrell · · Score: 4, Funny

    The GIMP tells me that the colour of the universe is #FEF9E5 in hex. Now that's got to mean something :-p

    1. Re:Hex Code by thogard · · Score: 1

      Thats only a few bits away from ~42

    2. Re:Hex Code by GeekDork · · Score: 1

      In decimal, that's 16710117... Let's sum it up... Damn! So close to 23! I guess the right color would be #FEF9E4

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    3. Re:Hex Code by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      The GIMP tells me that the colour of the universe is #FEF9E5 in hex. Now that's got to mean something :-p

      It's just scrambled....
      #fef95e -> Eff #95e

      Maybe it's saying something about the EFF and Windows 95?
      Who knows what the universe is trying to tell us!

    4. Re:Hex Code by gdr · · Score: 2

      It means that you've got far too much time on your hands.

    5. Re:Hex Code by rm-r · · Score: 1

      I just set my terminal text colour to it (254, 249, 229 in dec) It's bit gentler than plain white but I wouldn't fancy looking at it for long. What was the old colour's hex value? that was far prettier

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    6. Re:Hex Code by Jerf · · Score: 2

      It means that you've got far too much time on your hands.

      That accusation says more about the accuser then the accused.

    7. Re:Hex Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Could have been worse, could have been #313373

    8. Re:Hex Code by rm-r · · Score: 1

      which comes out as a kind of goth purple, what does *that* say ;-?

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    9. Re:Hex Code by rm-r · · Score: 1

      and if you add up those dec numbers you get 39, so close to 42!

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    10. Re:Hex Code by rm-r · · Score: 1

      23 Hex is 43 Oct, so close!

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    11. Re:Hex Code by linzeal · · Score: 1

      That we must look for the planet transvestite and learn all the lines in RHPS by heart to communicate with them?

    12. Re:Hex Code by MAJ+Rantage · · Score: 1

      LOL!

      Makes you wonder how long the conversion process actually took for him....

    13. Re:Hex Code by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      No, it's the planet transsexual in the galaxy of transylvania

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    14. Re:Hex Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could have been worse, could have been #313373

      Hey! What's wrong with my phone number!

    15. Re:Hex Code by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Well I won't be getting any transexual chicks if I can't communicate pick up lines to them. I'll probably be endlessly asking for directions to a steak house and getting a lot of queer looks.

    16. Re:Hex Code by UniCeta · · Score: 1

      24, backwards is 42. they were right!

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    17. Re:Hex Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only 31 days in October, nimrod!



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  7. Who Cares? by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Judging by the huge amount of feedback this one produced, not too many I'd guess. Heck, beige is about the most boring color in the universe. Now we know why.

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    1. Re:Who Cares? by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Really, eh? This is one of those "completely asinine" type stories that astronomers seem to somehow manage to fill the newspapers with. I truly think that astronomers, as a group, must have a fantastic PR department, because every completely irrelevant (at least for the next 2000 years) "re-thinking of the origins of mankind!" breakthrough that has no bearing on 99.999999999999%+ of the population is somehow given front page coverage.

      Of course now I've gone and offended astronomers (no intent to. I just find it odd how many of these "discoveries" are treated as if they change life as we know it: As if realizing something alters the past).

    2. Re:Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn son, you need to go out and get laid!

    3. Re:Who Cares? by GeekDork · · Score: 1
      Of course now I've gone and offended astronomers (no intent to. I just find it odd how many of these "discoveries" are treated as if they change life as we know it: As if realizing something alters the past).

      Too late to apologize. Now they're tracking you and when they've found you, they'll turn Hubble around and show you what was really installed up there recently.

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    4. Re:Who Cares? by vinton · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly. According to this CNN article, the astronomers who made the statement didn't regard it as a newsworthy discovery and are surprised by the extent of the media coverage:


      The astronomer said that expressing the color for popular viewing was not even part of the original scientific experiment. They did it "as a lark."

      "We were doing this as an amusing footnote to our paper," said Glazebrook. "Then there was a huge media thing. We were completely overwhelmed. We didn't expect it to get so big."

    5. Re:Who Cares? by Betelgeuse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, this type of thing is not what the "real science" is about. It's just the PR stuff that seems to grab the front page. True, the color of the universe isn't going affect anyone (really), but you must admit that it's a pretty cool idea.

      Secondly, there are very few things (especially in the academic fields) that are "useful" to the general public. The same argument could be made about art, music, or basically anything else other than food production, medicine, etc. . .

      To quote Henri Poincare: "[The scientist does] not study science because it is useful to do so... [but rather] studies it because he takes pleasure in it; and he takes pleasure in it because it is beautiful. If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and life would not be worth living..."

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    6. Re:Who Cares? by ergo98 · · Score: 2

      Secondly, there are very few things (especially in the academic fields) that are "useful" to the general public. The same argument could be made about art, music, or basically anything else other than food production, medicine, etc. . .

      Well, medicine does have an impact upon our lives, so when I see a report that they've found a protein that makes rats live 60% longer, that is much closer to relevance to me than if they found that the universe is actually X years old, versus the previously believed Y (versus the previously believed Z...repeat perpetually: As others have said: Someone will use a better CCD and find that the universe is actually a light red, etc).

      However, my point is that every new astronomy "breakthrough" is reported in all major media, while breakthroughs in other sciences are ignored : I mean, really, how many people are employed worldwide gawking at stars an unbelievable distance away, while at the same time we're not even close to getting a person on the nearest planet, barely even accomplishing keeping them in a tin can in near-orbit? And every couple of weeks there's the standard "Astronomers have found a twin-star X light years away that spins faster than they've ever found one spin before!". Now, when a giant asteroid is headed towards Earth, I care, but when they find that prior knowledge was ignorant (which is a constant theme for "Breakthroughs"), I don't.

  8. The Answer to the universe by Semi_War · · Score: 4, Funny

    42........ Nope doesn't work. Beige... hmmm

    1. Re:The Answer to the universe by Harumuka · · Score: 2

      I suppose you mean the RGB hex color #424242.

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    2. Re:The Answer to the universe by redzebra · · Score: 1

      nope ..

      [redzebra@claw]# echo Beige | od -t x1
      0000000 42 65 69 67 65 0a
      0000006

      note the 0a is the newline

      -- red.

  9. Pretty colors! by iansmith · · Score: 1

    Scientists should use this as an example of how to make their work accessable to the public.

    With all the news centering on fluff and rather useless stories these days, we have ffinally found the solution to get people to read stories with "boring" content.. just add color!

    Researchers recently discovered that the color you turn when the DMCA takes away your speech is blue. No wait, other report it's a shade of purple.. oh the controversy!

  10. I should have known... by Otto+the+Wombat · · Score: 1

    There was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

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  11. Hmm...the universe and my underwear... by grinwell · · Score: 1
    ``It is embarrassing,'' Glazebrook said. ``But this is science. We're not like politicians. If we make mistakes, we admit them. That's how science works.''


    Funny how the article doesn't mention why this *is* science or what is proven by this? Seems like a grad student *who has run out of ideas.*

    And everyone knows the color of the universe is 42.
    1. Re:Hmm...the universe and my underwear... by monkeydo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Funny how you didn't click all the links.

      From Glazebrook's page:

      "We admit the color of the Universe was something of a gimmick, to try and make our story on spectra more accessible. Nevertheless it is an actual calculable thing so we believe it is important to get it right."
      And:
      "Of course, our real motive for calculating the cosmic spectrum was really a lot more than producing these pretty color pictures. The color is interesting but in fact the cosmic spectrum is rich in detail and tells us a lot more about the history of star formation in the Universe. You may have noticed above that the cosmic spectrum contains dark lines and bright bands, these correspond to the characteristic emission and absorption of different elements."

      So this actually reveals something about the makeup and history of the universe. Viola, science!

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    2. Re:Hmm...the universe and my underwear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      viola? We're discussing the colour of the universe, not the sound it makes.

    3. Re:Hmm...the universe and my underwear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Run for cover! Don't let the Christian right get ahold of you!!

    4. Re:Hmm...the universe and my underwear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too late for the Native American Right, they had their chance but failed. They, of course, would be attempting to have banned any theories that contradicted the one about the whole world balancing on the back of a turtle.

      In fact, since we're requiring archeological evidence to be ceremonially buried and stuff, maybe the Native American Cultural Preservation Act should be invoked, and all the textbooks in Kansas should be changed.

  12. Makes more sense than mint chocolate chip. by ari{Dal} · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even if it isn't as tasty...
    though I've always been more of a butter pecan fan, so the beige is fine with me.
    From a colour perspective, it makes much more sense than a shade of green. Every kid who's ever played with play-doh knows that if you mix a bit of this with a pinch of that to create new colours (which is essentially what you get from stars.. blue, red, green, yellow, etc), you eventually end up with that nasty brown lump of play-doh that ends up getting left under the couch for the dog to play with.

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    1. Re:Makes more sense than mint chocolate chip. by Dikarika · · Score: 1

      It makes more sense when you think dog and god more similar than we originally thought...

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    2. Re:Makes more sense than mint chocolate chip. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

      What you don't realize is that the universe is actually a butter pecan cookie about to be eaten by some giant, semi-sentient being who is sitting in front of his television doing nothing.

      At least your universe is. My universe is purple.

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    3. Re:Makes more sense than mint chocolate chip. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Light does't mix the same way as playdoh, or paint.

  13. Three Questions by Royster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before you may cross the bridge you must answer these questions three.

    Q: Where are you from?
    A: Johns Hopkins University.

    Q: What is your professtion?
    A: We are astronomers.

    Q: What color is the Universe?
    A:It's green... no, it's beige AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!

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    1. Re:Three Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that an Afican or European Sun?

    2. Re:Three Questions by BlackSol · · Score: 1, Informative

      case someone hasn't seen it this is funny as its a spoof from Mony Python and the holy grail.

      In order for to cross the bridge, a troll asks you three questions, if you get one wrong you get tossed into the valley.

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    3. Re:Three Questions by Royster · · Score: 1

      Q: Is that an Afican or European Sun?
      A: I don't know that. AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!

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    4. Re:Three Questions by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1
      For the clueless, this is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail take-off (I can't believe someone managed to get it posted before I did). Note, to be accurate, only two questions should be asked, since it was the second question that Gallahad stumbled.
      BRIDGEKEEPER:What... is your quest?
      GALAHAD:I seek the Grail.
      BRIDGEKEEPER:What... is your favourite colour?
      GALAHAD:Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!

    5. Re:Three Questions by (startx) · · Score: 3, Funny

      wow, I never thought I'd see the day when someone would have to explain monty python gag to a bunch of computer geeks.... amazing. I guess I'm getting old , and I've only been around 20 years.

    6. Re:Three Questions by AlexDeGruven · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, I think that's inaccurate. Is it not: Keeper: "What... is your name?" Galahad: "Sir Galahad of Camelot" Keeper: "What... is your quest?" Galahad: "I seek the Grail" and so on down the line... Sorry, I'm lazy

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    7. Re:Three Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't need explaining ... there were no comments saying 'huh?' ... some Karma Whores thought they'd explain it anyway .

    8. Re:Three Questions by Royster · · Score: 1

      I think your should order the tape you linked to. The first question is "What is your name?".

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    9. Re:Three Questions by MrRagu · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's worse... that someone felt the need to explain this reference to Slashdotters or that he got modded up for it.

      Ability to quote Monty Python should be a prerequisite to being able to post here.

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    10. Re:Three Questions by spencerogden · · Score: 1

      WHAT, is the air speed velocity of and un-laden swallow?

      African or European?

    11. Re:Three Questions by bmorton · · Score: 1

      *bad joke involving trolls on slashdot*

    12. Re:Three Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well the color is very important b/c it can tell us a range for the temperature.

    13. Re:Three Questions by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      "Whaaaa? I...I don't know! Ahhhhhhh!"

      "How did you learn so much about swallows?"

      "Well, you have to know those sort of things when you're a king, you know."

      C'mon people, let's keep this going!

  14. PC's by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    Jeez, I didn't realize there were that many PC's out there...

    I mean, I knew there weren't as many macs, but wow

    Bill

  15. So steve Jobs is not God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like it's an Intel universe after all...

    1. Re:So steve Jobs is not God? by daeley · · Score: 2

      Maybe so, but when God made the covenant about not destroying the earth by flood again, he displayed the pact with a rainbow. So it might just be best to play along with Steve and his colors. For all of our sakes. ;)

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    2. Re:So steve Jobs is not God? by bob_clippy · · Score: 1

      Don't like the color of the universe? Send your suggestions to larry@oracle.com.

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  16. Beige vs. White by pinkUZI · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Go here to look at the other page that the posted color link is comparing to.

    Funny though, I think that the beige on black would have looked more white if the autor didn't comment in bright white text right next to the color.

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    1. Re:Beige vs. White by cybergibbons · · Score: 1

      It looks very yellow even with red or green text next to it though - I think it depends on your monitor and how bright it is, and the contrast. Most geeks have the brightness lower than ordinary people (who have the annoying tendency to push contrast and brigtness to the top).

      Though if you set up your monitor right, you should easily be able to tell the difference.

    2. Re:Beige vs. White by pinkUZI · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Most geeks have the brightness lower than ordinary people (who have the annoying tendency to push contrast and brigtness to the top).

      That's odd, I've never heard that said about geeks before, but now that I think of it - my brightness is set to 0.

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  17. and I suppose the color will change once more... by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    considering that we still only see a fraction of what there is to see. What will happen when the Hubble sees it better in the future?

    I think its much easier to declare black with small bright spots. At least the public can understand that.

    I am still curious as to what significance this really has overall. It appears from the article that it was just for the fun of it, so how does it become news? Originality?

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  18. Hmmm. by jkujawa · · Score: 1

    . o O (Beige. I think I'll paint the universe beige.)

  19. I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvin by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Use Plank's constant to find out what the peak wavelength at 3 degrees Kelvin (the cosmic bg temp) is. This is the color of the Universe, as it is the color you "see" in all directions (if your eyes could see this wavelength, that is).

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  20. yet more proof by patmfitz · · Score: 1

    Yet more proof that we are living inside a massive computer.

  21. You're kidding right? by ShortedOut · · Score: 1, Funny

    Our top scients are actually concerned with this? What number was that project on the list? Who honestly gives a flying flip what color the universe is? Who are they, the friggin Martha Stewarts of the Astronomy world? Sheesh! And I thought I didn't have a life for playing computer games! Maybe they collaborated with the study on Medicinal Marijuana. I can see it now...

    "Dude, look at the stars"

    "Dude, if you like brought all the stars together, I'd bet you they'd be the color of hemp"

    "No way man! That's far out!"

    ...I still can't believe that real equipment and time were used for this study, I'm sure it wasn't cheap, especially the man-hours. If I were a student there, I'd ask for my tuition back!

    1. Re:You're kidding right? by rm-r · · Score: 1

      This was originally just meant as an amusing aside to a academic paper, but naturally the media ran with this bit first. It probably explains why they were wrong, they weren't even colour scientists!

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    2. Re:You're kidding right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were probably just dope-smoking 'TV Scientists' like Carl Sagan.

      Wait! He has a degree.... in Science!

  22. could it explain the neutral colors in housing? by kitchen · · Score: 1

    ever noticed that home carpets and interior + exterior walls are about this color too. 'off white' is quite popular in the paint + carpet industry

    bleh

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  23. The Onion? by Lxy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Johns Hopkins Researchers Say Universe Much Blander Than Before

    It's nice to see a respected source as space.com using headlines that sound more like The Onion.

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    1. Re:The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to see a respected source as space.com using headlines that sound more like The Onion.
      Respected? Ha. I think the inclusion of an animated X10 ad on every page knocks any website out of contention for that kind of prestige.

    2. Re:The Onion? by Lxy · · Score: 2

      I think the inclusion of an animated X10 ad on every page knocks any website out of contention for that kind of prestige

      This is true, although with the infestation of X10 ads on the net I've become somewhat oblivious to them.

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  24. Marketing Idea? by mteichrob · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I could make some dough by selling so-called "beige universe pants". Yeah.. really, it's a the latest fashion trend!!

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  25. College by Evanrude · · Score: 2

    I'm glad to see those students are doing something productive with their time.

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    1. Re:College by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they're drinking and partying, and when they're finished they get to hire and fire shlubs like you. Too bad they don't realize how much stupider they are than you, huh?

  26. Beige by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

    Are you sure they were't just looking at their pants?

  27. Beige by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Funny


    The Universe also has Track lighting and a great disco beat.

  28. All Sci fi fiction is wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more can you talk about needle-nosed ships sliding through the Inky Blackness of space. Now it has to be the Oatmealy Beigeness.

  29. So that means... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    It's a sodium lamp at the end of the tunnel, not a mercury vapor lamp.

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  30. Phew... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...For a minute there I was worried! The universe was clashing with the sofa.

  31. Okay.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we now know what colour the universe is, but what I want to know is:

    What flavour is it, and what does it sound like?

    My guess is that it's salt and vinegar flavour and it sounds like D minor.

  32. Can this data be skewed? by The+MoMo+King · · Score: 0

    Say you had a big blue blob out in space. Since we are talking about the universe ... its a pretty big blue blob. Wouldn't all light behind that blob be skewed toward the blue end of the spectrum when viewed on the other side? Say there was a star behind that blob ... now the star is emitting white light, yet we see its color as blue. Does any of this cause a problem with their calculations or do I need to put the pipe down?

  33. Wonderful by Lowtekium · · Score: 1

    Now I can sleep better at night knowing that the universe is actually beige...

    1. Re:Wonderful by bob_clippy · · Score: 1

      "so you see, your dreams are misguided, Mr. Allen. Same time next week?"

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  34. surely by cosmo7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    the question is not what color the universe is, but how to change it.

    1. Re:surely by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      why would we want to change the color of the universe? I mean, there must be better things to do than decorating our universe to use some other pretty color.

      Of course, unless you're allergic to beige ;-)

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    2. Re:surely by aoihai · · Score: 1

      Poke 53281,7

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    3. Re:surely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you think it's kind of ugly to have the background and the border mismatch?

    4. Re:surely by _TinCho · · Score: 1

      POKE 53280, 7

      Now the whole universe is the same color.

    5. Re:surely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:3, Insightful

      lol

    6. Re:surely by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      the question is not what color the universe is, but how to change it.

      Call Benjamin Moore?

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    7. Re:surely by sharkey · · Score: 2

      the question is not what color the universe is, but how to change it. Easy, you just right-click on the background and select the "Appearance" tab. There are several colors to choose from.

      What?
      You mean the Microsoft Way isn't universal?

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    8. Re:surely by ShelbyCobra · · Score: 1

      You change it with LSD, or maybe that big fat fifth letter of the alphabet, of course.

      We are not lost.
      And don't call me Shirley.

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    9. Re:surely by slpalmer · · Score: 1

      load "universe",8,1

    10. Re:surely by lkeagle · · Score: 1

      Move really fast...

    11. Re:surely by talonyx · · Score: 2

      xsetroot --host universe:0 --solid midnightblue

  35. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But most of the energy in the universe is NOT from the CMB. Remember the Stefan-Boltzmann law: energy per unit area goes like sigma T^4. 3 K is barely a blimp. The billions of stars in each of the billions of galaxies are at 1500 K or more (the sun is 5800 K, blue stars are hotter still). That T^4 comes in like a demon and means that most of the energy we perceive does NOT come from the CMB.

  36. It's not beige by pos · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like how the researcher says that he is open for suggestions on what to name the color as long as it isn't beige...

    and then /. and the rest of the media shout, "The Universe is Beige!"

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    1. Re:It's not beige by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Coffee-stain.

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  37. That's more like it by medcalf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm glad they cleared that up. For a while, there, I was really worried.

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  38. Non-standard by President+Chimp+Toe · · Score: 1

    non-standard white

    WTF??????? What the hell is non-standard white?

    Am I the only one who thinks that maybe these astronomers were inspired by illegal substances at college [Dude, I can see the universe]? After all they got UK artist Damien Hirst (of shark-in-formaldehyde fame) to do their clour calibration on beagle 2. This guy is a complete fruitcake, and with him on their side I am suprised that the clour of the universe was not "magenta with cyan polkadots"......

    UK artist Damien Hirst is reported to have provided paintings to travel on the spacecraft. These would be used as test cards for the cameras

    1. Re:Non-standard by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      Talk to a graphic artist some time (or, depending on what quality of monitor drivers you're using, explore your own monitor settings.) Setting the white point properly -- i.e., deciding what temperature "white" on your monitor corresponds to -- is vitally important for sophisticated image creation and processing. A difference of a few degrees Kelvin can change the whole color balance of your image. If you have these controls on your machine (on a Mac you definitely will, on a PC you probably won't unless you've installed Photoshop or something equivalent, and I don't know about Linux) play around with them and you'll see what I mean.

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    2. Re:Non-standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monitors shouldn't care what OS you run.

    3. Re:Non-standard by Papay-Noel · · Score: 1

      It is "Microsoft" white :D

    4. Re:Non-standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, you quit picking on the Gimp.

      256 colors should be enough for anybody.

  39. Great; just freakin' great.... by n8willis · · Score: 1

    and I just got done accessorizing to the old Universe's dark, mudddy teal.

    N

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  40. Does that mean they have to change the /. color? by jaliathus · · Score: 1

    ... to beige now that we know the universe is not a minty green?

  41. Science, a continous error correction approach!! by GdoL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ''But this is science. We're not like politicians. If we make mistakes, we admit them. That's how science works.''

    This is brillant (sorry beige... :-))

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  42. Re:and I suppose the color will change once more.. by thryllkill · · Score: 1
    If you read the whole article it points out some of the benefits of this, and states that it is not just for fun.

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  43. Eat this, MacBigots by lildogie · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show, the universe is a PC-clone, not a Macintosh.

    1. Re:Eat this, MacBigots by Pope · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but the Earth is still a nice Aqua...

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  44. Perspective by Mannerism · · Score: 1

    Isn't it only that colour if you look at it from here? I mean, a lot of that light is billions of years old; the "colour" of the stars that produced it has probably changed since then. If you were looking at the universe from, let's say, some theoretical point 10 billion light years from its center, I bet it'd be a different colour. And if you could somehow average the colour of all the light that all its stars are producing at this very moment, then it'd be a different colour again.

  45. But this color isn't visible from Earth by EricLivingston · · Score: 5, Informative
    On the scientists' home page for this study, they talk about how they "de-redshifted" all the 200,000 colors before mixing them into the equation. I suppose this was to figure out what the color of each galaxy would be if you were parked nearby at zero relative velocity.

    However, this isn't what you see from earth at all. Originally I thought they had simulated what would happen if you could "funnel" all the starlight on a dark night visible from Earth (or even outside our atmosphere) and created one beam from it. They've sort of done this, but in their model they've stopped the expansion of the universe and "corrected" the light to make it appear as if the universe is static and all those galaxies are not actually moving away from us.

    So, I'm not sure what to make of this color - it's not one you'd ever actually see: it's not "real" in the sense you could measure it somewhere.

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    1. Re:But this color isn't visible from Earth by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      well, at least we know what color the universe is to other civilizatons that do no live within our universe and could therefor gain a perspective to see the true collor.

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    2. Re:But this color isn't visible from Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought they had simulated what would happen if you could "funnel" all the starlight on a dark night visible from Earth
      That color would be highly dependent on the color of our neighboring stars, and also very dependent on the average color of *our* galaxy.

      So, I'm not sure what to make of this color
      Think of it as something more fundamental than your proposed local color measurement. Heck, any space alien in the universe should arrive at exactly the same beige if they do the computation from where they stand.
    3. Re:But this color isn't visible from Earth by EricLivingston · · Score: 2
      Heck, any space alien in the universe should arrive at exactly the same beige if they do the computation from where they stand.

      What about distance/age effects? As someone else pointed out, the light hitting us here is an amalgam representing many eras of the universe's past. The light hitting us from 10 billion years ago will be much bluer (since it's younger) than light hitting us from 5 million years ago, for instance (discounting redshift, as they did).

      So, the "average" color they created would differ if the aliens were located elsewhere in the universe, unless the universe is truly so uniform (and "wraparound", such that there is no "edge") that no matter where you are, you always have statistically the same mix of galaxies at x distance away at y luminosity, etc, even if they're different galaxies for different locations, thus always causing the same "average" to appear regardless of where you are. But do we know this would happen? I'd think there would be some localization, which makes this, again, kind of Earth specific (or at least Milky Way specific). So, again, I'm not sure what this "de-redshifted" color represents, since while they've removed the effects of expansion, they've not removed the effects of age. I'm just saying it's kind of an abstract thing they're representing with this color.

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  46. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 2

    Well, I guess that would be the distinction between the color of the universe and the color of space. The color of space is whatever wavelength is associated with 3 K. I'm thinking about things from the perspective of a viewer inside the universe, looking at an empty patch, rather than a viewer outside the universe, looking at the whole thing - which is nonsense, really, since there is no "outside the universe."

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  47. I don't match! by tunabomber · · Score: 1

    Now it looks like I'm going to have to change my entire wardrobe AGAIN.

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  48. It's not that bad... by Jin+Wicked · · Score: 1

    It's a kind of neutral colour, it would go well with almost any decorating scheme. Besides, you'd probably get sick of that turquoise colour after awhile. Beige is much more classic and versatile. If it yellows with age any, it would complement some antiques and a few jewel-toned throw pillows beautifully.

    I approve. :)

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  49. How about an Ad warning? by p3bf · · Score: 1

    That will teach me to click on the links to read the story before replying. Pop up, under, everywhere! Weeeeeeeee

    Perhaps The Browser Wars really should be about the fight to close and defeat browser ads.

    The universe is a big beige box. Phreaky.

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    1. Re:How about an Ad warning? by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      Mozilla ate those pop ads for me - I didn't see any of them.

  50. Re:It's not beige, it's by arudloff · · Score: 1

    KHAKI!... :)

  51. Hard to rhyme beige! Screwing up my career by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Ok, this is seriously messing up my career as the new bob dylan.

    In a rainy cafe
    on the midnight train
    she thought about the him that I aint
    in the turqoise universe,
    with the boys
    and the laser politicians...

    say no to bombs!

    can't rhyme beige :)

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  52. Not beige dammit! by gazuga · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Suggestions for the name are welcome. As long as it is not 'beige'!

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  53. Re:Hard to rhyme beige! Screwing up my career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rage

  54. Re:Why I wont subscribe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your grammar is bad.
    And it was probably duplicate.
    Stop whining.

  55. The Gap! by DickPhallus · · Score: 1

    I can see it now... the tagline: Galactic Kahki. Throw in some lame music, and we have a universal marketing campaign. booyah!

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  56. Typical. by gdr · · Score: 1

    Damn, just as I finished camouflaging my spaceship. Now I'll have to start all over again.

  57. Wait wait it's not beige either.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry I had my finger on the lens.. my bad.

  58. It all makes sense now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, beige. I was starting to worry about that greenish color. After all, there is only one explanation. The beige they are seeing is the color reflected from the walls of the lab our little petri-sized universe of an experiment is sitting in. We finally peered out and saw the walls...

  59. The magic color by KartMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    It makes sense - Dell's conspiracy grows deeper by the minute! Dude, you're getting a universe.

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    1. Re:The magic color by Figaro · · Score: 1

      Dells are black & grey. It's a Compaq conspiracy

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    2. Re:The magic color by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      the new evo line of compaq is copying off dell, as in black and silver. seems to be the way the big guys are going. actually, it could be alot worse. back when imacs came out i had horible visions of a future filled with neon hued stupid see thru shit.

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  60. Apparently by zephc · · Score: 2

    God isn't gay and has no gay friends, because they would have mocked him for his horrible taste. :P

    I'll stick with the false-color images of the universe EM background as a nice blend of purple and black

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    1. Re:Apparently by Listen+Up · · Score: 1


      Yeah, brother, to that.

  61. This is news? by EvilKat · · Score: 1

    *glances around her cubicle* Yup. The universe is beige.

    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's more of a milky white. Like the color of natural milk.

  62. Your science dollars at work by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 1

    Gee, I'm glad these guys aren't wasting their time with anything trivial like quantum mechanics or understanding the Big Bang or anything. I'm so much happier now that I can color coordinate.

  63. Science in the 21st century by yusing · · Score: 1

    Beta carotene is good for you.

    No wait, beta carotene is bad for you.

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  64. Ah HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The universe is Beige.

    I am Beige.

    Therefore I am master of the universe!

    Bow down before me you pesants!

  65. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by KillThemALL · · Score: 1

    3K being really rather a low temperature, the cosmic backround radiation is (way down) in the infrared, so I guess we can safely deduce that an empty patch of the night sky would be roughly, er, black.

  66. Re:and I suppose the color will change once more.. by bob_clippy · · Score: 1

    It means with 6 percent of the galaxies reporting, Johns Hopkins has called the universe beige.

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  67. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2

    Further than that. It's microwave, so it's already into the radio.

  68. They're wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The universe isn't beige, it's pink!

    And your name is Barbie.

  69. Slashdot disrespects the article's authors... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    > Suggestions for the name are welcome. As long as it is not 'beige'!

    They should have known better than to say that!

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  70. Shhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont tell any one and they wont know.

  71. Oh Damn! by Zenjive · · Score: 1

    That color just simply won't go with my new pumps!

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  72. Post all lame jokes here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please reply to this post with all your lame jokes.

  73. Our Research Dollars at work! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    I am an alum of hopkins (also getting my masters at a drive-thru hopkins- check my web url) and as an ex-tour guide I know for a fact that as a private institution Hopkins was second only to NASA in the amount of federal funding it receives for research (and it recent years it may have surpassed NASA).

    I can honestly say I have never been more proud of the research being done by this fine, fine institution.

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  74. Subscriptions by Kris.Felscher · · Score: 1

    If you subscribe to /. you'll be able to ignore articles which has as high of a who gives a fsck level as this one.

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  75. Disappointed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on! Beige is so much less fun than the other one. It simply lacks personality. I am completely and categorically against recognizing this color to be The Color of The Universe, of which I am a lawful stakeholder (whether the others like it or not), and thus vote to reinstate the originally discovered color as the one to represent our universe.

    Otherwise, I propose a class-action lawsuit against the scientists (what are they thinking?!) -- aren't lawsuits a good thing?

    Anyone care to join me?

  76. it's just a matter of time by griffjon · · Score: 2

    before we find out that the color is actually khaki, and there's some alternate universe next door that's colored IBM/corporate blue, and that our neighborhood of universes is actually some wageslave in a cubicle trying to figure out the question to 42.

    Sigh. I miss Adams.

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  77. (OT)Use Slashdot style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yerricde has answered this question in a discussion where it is more on topic.

  78. He's NOT a troll! by devphil · · Score: 2


    It's not a troll that challenges them. "It's the old man from Scene 24!"

    (Not the best reference site, but the best one is currently down.)

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  79. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 2

    3 K blackbody radiation, I'm guessing, falls into the ELF category. Peak wavelength is most likely in the order of kilometers. But it's STILL a wavelength, damnit!

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  80. white light by rigelstar · · Score: 1

    This makes sense given the fact that the combination of all colors results in white light. You would think that something as large as the universe would have an almost equal distribution of the different wavelengths of visable light. The beigeness could be a result in the shift of wavelength related to the universe expanding(everything moving away from us).

  81. If Apple had their way in 1998... by alexmeaden · · Score: 1

    Then the universe would in fact be turqoise, caused by all those original iMacs.

  82. "Beige" by joshjs · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the parent article, the author asks for suggestions for a name to this color, and explicitly asks for people not to suggest "beige." (Perhaps he/she views it as the easy way out.)

    Any other suggestions?

  83. Utter Damnation! by ChenLing · · Score: 1

    Now I have to redo my decor to match the universe again! What am I supposed to do with all of this ugly turquoise green furniture?!!?!

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  84. Software? by dfinney · · Score: 1

    Do we know which software package they used?

  85. Actually this color is visible from earth by jaberwaki · · Score: 1

    Otherwise my webbrowser wouldn't be able to display it.

    Sarcasm aside, I believe you are getting your semantics all jumbled up. What they took was an average. It is as "real" as any statistical measurement. They did correct for the relative velocity of the objects producing the light which may or may not have been a good idea.

    On another note. They are actually taking a measurement that is spanning time. An interesting followup to this research would be a project where one takes the light from objects within a certain radius and averaged that. In effect this gives you an average light during a specific age of the universe.

    I want to know: Is the universe getting more beige with time?

    1. Re:Actually this color is visible from earth by EricLivingston · · Score: 2
      They did correct for the relative velocity of the objects producing the light which may or may not have been a good idea.

      But that's just it - my understanding of what they said was that they removed the redshift from the spectra. In other words, had they just gone up in space and pointed a spectrometer all over the place in Earth orbit (forgive my simplistic account) they would have come up with a much redder hue for the universe, since most of the incoming spectra would be significantly red-shifted, and that would have produced a very red average.

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  86. Another joke nobody's posted yet by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2


    So now we find that the universe is simply off-color?

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  87. So this is what it takes by beigeboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hi this is Glazebrook here (honest!)

    I am a regular slashdot reader for my sins. Finally an incentive to actually sign up.

    I am amused to see the story got on the front pages this time, sorry that I had to be wrong to achieve this feat!

    hope you all read the web page and about the science of starlight (and color!)

    http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~kgb/cosspec/

    and it's much more complicated than 'averaging 3 numbers'. The color is a volume-averaged - deredshifted (otherwise it would not be very meaningful) sum of all starlight. Those of you with www skills will be able to track down the origin of the erroneous software I will not deprecate it here.

    Karl

    p.s. the color suggestions are poring in, my favorite so far is 'cosmic latte'

  88. Universe is the color of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... skin!

    Positive that our entire universe is just a speck on the nose of guy selling newspapers on a busy streetcorner in some infinitely larger universe...

    ...or not.

  89. Nerds Rule by tutal · · Score: 1

    This once again re-affirms the premise that nerds and their "beige boxes" rule the world.

  90. How dull by rocnar · · Score: 1

    All that work and analysis just to discover the universe is the same color as the vinyl siding on my parent's house...

  91. iUniverse by Justen · · Score: 1

    Why stick with beige?

    Switch to Apple's new, turqoise, translucent iUniverse, featuring the power of six billion PowerPC G5 processors. =P

    jrbd

  92. As long as the answer is still 42... by guttentag · · Score: 2

    As long as the answer is still 42, I'm OK. I just have to go out and buy a new matching towel. Anyone want to buy a turquoise towel set?

  93. Thus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We know for sure the universe was coded in windows.

  94. God is a Bored Housewife by Ranger · · Score: 1

    What does a hooker say during sex?

    "Harder. Faster!"

    A girlfriend?

    "Slower, deeper."

    A housewife?

    "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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  95. Color of Universe Changes With Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More drivel from academicians.

    DMT_spork

  96. Suggestions for naming I11 E Gamma by bughunter · · Score: 2
    My ghod, after reading the article, I expected this page to be filled with suggestions for color names, but the only comment that even addresses the researchers' call for names doesn't even have a mod point.

    You know, maybe it's because they complained about "beige" and then called it something horrid like "I11 E Gamma."

    OK, how about

    • Putty
    • Toast
    • Sand
    • Grits with Redeye Gravy
    • Natalie Portman's Naked Flesh in March
    The really scary thing is that it does indeed look like the precise color of my company-issued IBM PIII/800 workstation.
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  97. Steve Jobs visits Johns Hopkins by guttentag · · Score: 4, Funny

    (reality distortion field takes effect)
    Researcher 1: Hey, I think the universe is that greenish color.
    Jobs: It's called Bondi, you twit!
    Researcher 2: Nah, I think it's more bluish.
    Jobs: (Jumping up and down furiously) AQUA! AQUA! AQUA!
    Researcher 1: Let's just call it turquoise.
    (after Jobs returns to Cupertino to plot his domination of the universe's color...)
    Researcher 2: What the hell were we thinking? The universe is beige, not turquoise! Duh! We'd better change our report. What? 'It looks like you're trying to change the color of the universe?' Stupid paper clip.

  98. Color names by Misao · · Score: 1

    > The other color was much nicer than this beige.

    and, to quote the webpage (http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~kgb/cosspec/) :

    > Suggestions for the name are welcome. As long as it is not 'beige'!

    Hmmmm.....

    They also mention that it should be difficult to tell the color from white on a white background (as it is on the webpage above, not on black as referenced in the article). However, I can't say I found it difficult at all. It's quite a yellowish off-white, and easy to see.

    -misao

  99. Looking at the universe from afar, where is that? by Wargames · · Score: 1

    Just where might you be standing pray tell if you were looking at all that is from nowhere that is not yet?

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  100. Re:Science, a continous error correction approach! by nucal · · Score: 1
    "We were doing this as an amusing footnote to our paper," said Glazebrook. "Then there was a huge media thing. We were completely overwhelmed. We didn't expect it to get so big."

    Yet another example of getting too "cute" with interpreting the data.

  101. X-10 by nucal · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine how far off they would have been if they used an X-10 to collect the original data ...

  102. Beige? by zangdesign · · Score: 2

    So does this mean that various racist organizations are gonna be complaining about living in a "mud" universe?

    Color coordination is a bitch with beige. What should I wear to the next Big Bang?

    Beige is such a bland color. How is our universe ever gonna attract another universe if it's such a bland color. Now, universe X14, that's a universe with a sense of color.

    Did they account for the color shift caused by the atmosphere? Remember, these are the same type of guys who used metric instead of English measurements on Mars.

    Why aren't there any other color universes? This is a beige conspiracy against universes of color.

    I'll stop now.

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  103. Oh no! by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    Then this must mean... Martha Stewart is God!

  104. Old joke... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the old joke:

    What's the difference betweeen a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife?

    The mistress says, "Are you done ALREADY?!?"
    The prostitute says, "Arey you done YET?"
    The wife says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

  105. Don't forget the color of public school buildings by jamesmartinluther · · Score: 1

    Why in the world is it has it been so hard to find a more, er, inspiring color.

  106. a great day for space research by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 0, Troll

    Okay, let me get this straight...

    Planes hit the world trade center and it collapses, which cuts the space budget to nearly nothing.

    In response to this crisis of public interest and outreach for funding space exploration, we go to the effort of determining the color of the universe, but get it wrong.

    But public confidence in space research is restored when the scientists assure us that the universe is, in fact, beige.

    Sagan's ashes must be accreting in anguish over this.

    1. Re:a great day for space research by Jasynxxiii · · Score: 1

      If only they would have read the user's manual .... They would have known that the color of the universe is directly affected by several relative conditions, and can, in fact , appear to be one of many different colors , according to what color your sunglasses are.

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  107. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2

    No, again: microwaves. These guys are millimeters to centimeters wavelength. (To convert, remember Wien's law: 0.29cm-K/T = peak wavelength) T = 2.78 K, so peak wavelength ~ .1cm = 1 mm.

  108. James Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would've sworn it was black!
    Who picked beige?
    Now what is the sound of the universe? I bet it's that James Brown beat every song has. James 'Brown' ...coincidence? I think not! Also, is there a soundtrack?

  109. Here a name for it... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    How about "SunTan" ©? Har Har, get it - Sun (as in stars)...Tan (as in Beige)...

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    Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  110. UniverseHue Teeshirts! by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    This is a shamless plug, and one for which I'm obviously going to be modded into oblivion, but...

    http://www.cafepress.com/universehue

    This is simply a public service for anyone who wants one. I'd be stunned if I sold even one. Feel free to grab the graphic for whatever purpose, though, I've left the © notice off for a reason.

    --
    My .02,
    Limekiller
  111. what to call it by ctp · · Score: 1

    >``It looks like beige,'' he said. ``I don't know
    >what else to call it. I would welcome
    >suggestions.''

    >In January, Baldry called the turquoise ``cosmic
    >spectrum green.'' But the pair offered no fancy
    >name for the new beige hue.

    How about Cosmic Spectrum Off White?

  112. white? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those guys need a better monitor if they think that beige square looks white on the black background.

  113. You have the WRONG color hex code by Skapare · · Score: 2

    The color swatch at space.com is WRONG! The correct hex code taken from the academic page is #fff8e7 (which is gamma corrected assuming a display gamma of 2.2 which is only an average for various available monitors).

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  114. You should be able to just see it by SideshowBob · · Score: 2

    Good luck if you can see the difference between this color and white! You should be able to just see it


    Umm, on my color calibrated Apple Studio Display, its quite easy to see, and its clearly beige -- actually more in the Crayola "Flesh Tone(TM)" range.
  115. Re:I thought the Cosmic Background was Three Kelvi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will have to disagree with that. The CMB is in fact likely to be the dominant source of the cosmic energy density in competition with the infrared light from the first burst of star formation.

    The Stefan-Boltzmann law gives the energy _per area_. But the area of the CMB (the entire sky) is a whole lot bigger than the area of all the stars in the Universe, and this makes all the
    difference

    The cosmic energy density is distributed something like this:

    Cosmic infrared BG: 0.1-1.0 eV/cm3
    CMB: 0.4 eV/cm3
    Other radio: 1 micro eV/cm3
    Intergalactic visible light: 0.01 eV/cm3

    and well, actually the matter in the Universe gives the biggest part: 100 eV/cm3

    http://ads.harvard.edu/cgi-bin/bbrowse?book=hsaa &p age=93

  116. It's even worse than that by Skapare · · Score: 2

    It's even worse. While they did correct for the red-shift, they did not apparently correct for the "lateness" of the light. Since we are seeing galaxies a few billion LY away in the colors they had a few billion years ago, we are not really averging their current colors. Earlier stars form from the basic gasses of the big bang were hotter and bluer. Later stars have heavier atoms, and are not quite as hot, and so they shine at a lower temperature, hence more red. So if we could correct for the time it takes for light to travel, and see the current light right now it might be more red (certainly more if you do include red-shift in this), or less red (if red-shift made it redder than age).

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  117. hmm strange by Atilla · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was plaid.

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    --- sig moved for great justice.
  118. Fantastic! by zendeath · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now that we know what colour the universe really is, we can all wear more appropriate, colour matching clothes.

    Thank goodness for this type of research.

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    ceci n'est pas une signature
  119. And the point is? by photon317 · · Score: 2


    Is there any scientific use for knowing the color of the universe? I can't imagine one. Who paid for this? (probably my grossly overtaxed self in some indirect way).

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    11*43+456^2
  120. It's JOHNS Hopkins, dammit! by mchang · · Score: 1

    Johns. Yes, with an "s" at the end!

    mark
    JHU class of 1997

  121. ^^^^Mod this poster up^^^^ by RobertFisher · · Score: 2

    This anonymous poster is entirely correct, and the parent is incorrect. I'd mod him up myself, if I had any moderator points left.

    Bob

    --
    Science, like Nature, must also be tamed, with a view turned towards its preservation.
  122. What about space? by sean23007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to the article, they took the colors from 200000 galaxies and averaged them to find beige. However, this does not take into account all of the empty space in between, which is an integral part of defining the universe. Perhaps they should go back to the simulation again, and add in an amount of black proportional to the volume of space in the universe not taken up by celestial bodies. Then we would know whether or not the human eye can really even see the universe, or if will just appear as nothing from a sufficiently large distance.

    Uhhh, we made another mistake. After having reviewed our software yet another time, and fixing the error, we have determined that the universe is indeed invisible. Sorry to all of you attempting to paint your houses the color of the universe...

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    Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    1. Re:What about space? by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Too late. I already painted my house with invisible paint. It looks exactly the same as it did before.

      What? I'm not just making that up because I'm lazy.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    2. Re:What about space? by Kanasta · · Score: 2

      Take into account the black? That would be the same as you going out on a clear night and looking up. THAT's what the color of the universe is including empty space.

      U ask if the human eye can really even see the universe? Well, everything we see is IN the universe and is PART OF the universe. Of course, we can't see ALL of it at once...

  123. So, when does the universe implode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a consequence of the accumulation of all these errors.

  124. Are the universe's galaxies young? by Rocko+Bonaparte · · Score: 1

    IIRC, white is representative of young suns. So a white galaxy would be made up mostly of young suns. So what if all these galaxies put together result in a near-white color? Does that mean the collective age of the galaxies is quite young? Or, at the least, capable of much more energy?

    [note: I avoided the use of the word "stars" so I could avoid Hollywood puns ;) ]

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  125. Average isn't always the right measure by andyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's an example of where averages mislead. The interesting thing about color is not the average, but the contrast between colors. Trust me; I'm renovating my house right now. Or trust anybody who's stared too much at the sun.

    1. Re:Average isn't always the right measure by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Here's an example of where averages mislead. The interesting thing about color is not the average, but the contrast between colors. Trust me; I'm renovating my house right now. Or trust anybody who's stared too much at the sun.

      Unless they give us more than one color theres gunna be very little contrast.

      Of course since they were measuring the color of everything except space itsself (which is neither bright nor colorful) you can assume the contrast to the beige would be black.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  126. I thought so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    universe is actually beige, not turquoise

    Further proof that it's a PC universe, not a Macintosh universe...

  127. It still is the answer by redzebra · · Score: 1

    Beige spelled out in hex would be 42 65 69 67 65

    ... so a mere correction would be that the answer to
    the universe is basicly 42 hex...

    ... just some deep thoughts ...

    --red

  128. Computer Beige - Universe Beige - Coincidence? by LaserBeams · · Score: 1

    That color looks an awful lot like my tower...

    AHH, it's HyperVac!

    (obscure reference to Asimov)

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    Karma: \Kar"ma\, n. [Skr.] (Buddhism) One's acts considered as fixing one's lot in the future existence.
  129. Job's Dent by Amiasian · · Score: 1

    "Let's make a dent in the Universe." - Steve Jobs
    Apple started with gray computers. The universe is gray. Apple now has turquoise (or used to) computers. The Universe should be turquoise. Where's the freakin' dent? Grr...!

  130. Damn.. by inburito · · Score: 2

    ..I just had my room repainted to mach the color of universe and now they tell me that I did all of that for nothing..

  131. Test post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting with dillo

  132. They were doing something useful by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

    Their work with colors and spectrums and such can be used to tell what kind of elements there were and gain a better understanding of the early times of our universe.

    Then they were like..."HEY! Let's average these all together just for fun." Then it got all popular cause the media jumped on it.

    Tim

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    Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  133. Then it is probably Grey by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* They've sort of done this, but in their model they've stopped the expansion of the universe and "corrected" the light to make it appear as if the universe is static and all those galaxies are not actually moving away from us. *)

    In that case, the true color is probably grey (or dim white) because whatever wavelength peaks are in typical groups of stars will be spread out among the spectrum, thus flattening (blurring) any spectrum spikes.

    The human eye picks up a relatively narrow band of frequencies. The red-shift probably brings all kinds of spikes in and out of this range depending on distance.

    Thus, if you average all the spikes as they are shifted around, you don't get spikes.

  134. Re:Hard to rhyme beige! Screwing up my career by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    and:
    page
    sage
    age
    phage (a biology term IIRC)
    cage
    gauge

    You are as wrong as the fumps who said it was mint colored.

  135. Name the color! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:

    Suggestions for the name are welcome. As long as it is not 'beige'!


    When I was little, I had a name for this color: POIPOISE (poy'-pus). Why name a color that already has a name? Now I see that is was possibly due to my deep connections with the cosmos.