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  1. Re:Huh? on World Cup Prediction Failures · · Score: 1

    I would imagine over the course of 100,000,000 world cups they would be far more accurate than most any other method. Worth betting on.

  2. Re:Not new on SanDisk WORM SD Card Can Store Data For 100 Years · · Score: 1

    uh, an external hard drive, wire the power connection to a magnesium squib, thermite. might cost you 20-30 dollars, plus the drive. you'd probably want a 30 second delay or something.

  3. Re:But would it be able to answer this question? on IBM's Question-Answering System "Watson" Revisited · · Score: 1

    I'm not so sure most New Jersey-ians would get that correct either

  4. I will not believe it on Mars May Have Been 1/3 Ocean · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    until I hear it from Oprah.

  5. Re:A GUI for the motherboard? on BIOS Will Be Dead In Three Years · · Score: 1

    i seem to recall Compaqs with GUI bios in the late 90s

  6. Re:Obligatory on Police Officers Seek Right Not To Be Recorded · · Score: 1

    I'll do it. But I might close my eyes some while the giant blue dong is on screen.

  7. Re:resitance is futile on Part-Human, Part-Machine Transistor Devised · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the people actually doing this are fully aware of any issues that could possibly be thought of by a random internet user reading a short overview of the project.

  8. Re:Well, shit on Caffeine Addicts Get No Additional Perk, Only a Return To Baseline · · Score: 1

    well I know 2 people that OD'd so.... go for it!

    it does seem to be effective population/dumbass control.

  9. Re:It's my good fortune to lack the foggiest idea. on Taylor Momsen Did Not Write This Slashdot Headline · · Score: 1

    I believe he's the bass player for Nickleback

  10. jumped the shark on Water Not a Good Enough Guide To Find Alien Life · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember a few years ago many were saying that slashdot jumped the shark, to the point where saying it jumped the shark had jumped the shark.

    this story submission is sharks jumping sharks jumping sharks {...} sharks all the way down

  11. Re:Tom G on Matter-Antimatter Bias Seen In Fermilab Collisions · · Score: 1

    then wouldn't they have noticed a whole bunch of antimatter while they were building the thing?

  12. Re:Time for Mule on LimeWire Likely To Shut Down Soon · · Score: 1

    yeah 2000 was a pretty good year

  13. Re:Hurrr, durrr on Car Hits Utility Pole, Takes Out EC2 Datacenter · · Score: 1

    Cloud computing? sounds scary. Not in MY backyard.

  14. Re:Attitude on How To Behave At a Software Company? · · Score: 1

    Just be the awesomest person ever. It's worked for me.

    People will judge you by what you _do_, so do awesome things.

  15. Not a problem. on First Superbugs, Now Superweeds · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll just send in Chinese Needle Snakes which will exterminate the weeds.

  16. simple on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 1

    just use the middle mouse button to smash down the door. then arm the m-com station, put some c4 down, run away and then explode the building.

  17. Re:Hmm... on MIT Researchers Harness Viruses To Split Water · · Score: 1

    actually, a lot of Toyotas do.

  18. Re:Of course when they went to look at the results on Quantum State Created In Largest Object Yet · · Score: 1

    adding quantum computing wont mean that there is no more use for traditional computing. binary math will still be binary math.

  19. Re:Better look at it real soon . . . on DR Congo Ring May Be Giant Impact Crater · · Score: 1

    but how do you fit a crater in a vault?

    I think thats what happened at vault 87.

  20. Re:Hmm.. on California Lake's Arsenic Hints At a Shadow Biosphere · · Score: 1

    SO BASICALLY IT'S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL, YA?

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  21. Re:The amazing human journey on Earliest "Writing" On 60,000-Year-Old Eggshells · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still shit in a cave, you insensitive clod!

  22. no on Wireside Chat With Lawrence Lessig · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a medium, online video will be most powerful when it is fluid, like a conversation.

    Conversation is best as a plasma or some form of hot ionized gas.

  23. Re:Unlikely on The Ultimate Interstellar Valentine Mix Tape · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

  24. cool on Star Trek Online Open Beta Starts Today · · Score: 5, Funny

    one side filled with kirk and spock and picard wanna-bes.

    and the other filled with the klingon speakers.

    so, uh, who is gonna run the internets while you all are gone?

  25. taxing North Dakota, eh on Minnesota Introduces World's First Carbon Tariff · · Score: 1

    im sure all 17 people are gonna be pissed off.