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  1. Re:Violet laser beams... on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: -1

    I noticed that too....how odd they would do such a crappy job of trying to black out the red hat the guy is holding. Good thing SCO doesn't have anything against Dell (yet) or that picture would really look ragged

  2. While we're on the subject... on SCO Group Hires Boies After All · · Score: -1

    So if your technology can't win on price and performance, break out the lawyers and sue everyone

    or your browser for that matter

  3. Fuck Kevin, I want Kittens! on Ask Kevin Mitnick · · Score: -1

    Free Kittens!!

  4. Re:In really secure societies on The Art of Deception · · Score: -1

    FREE KITTENS!

  5. Re:Gag. on Lab-Grown Steak · · Score: -1

    We don't kill plants to eat them in most cases we eat the plants alive...but since they have no central nervous system, they don't feel it anyway. Also, in the case of say a fruit tree, you arn't killing the tree, just harvesting its seed delivery method, which was intended to be eaten and its indegestiable seeds taken away with the eater, only to be excreated elsewhere once they've passed through thier host's digestive system....that's the whole purpose of fruit.

  6. Re:Hmmm. on New Jersey Enacts 'Smart Gun' Law · · Score: -1

    No need to reboot it after six shots, just reload it...The documentation is a little bit sketchy on this, so understand how you made the mistake.

  7. In Soviet Slashdot on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: -1

    2003
    -1974
    _________
    IS 30!

  8. In Soviet Russia on nVidia Posts First Linux Graphics Drivers for Opteron · · Score: -1

    beta tests YOU!

  9. Well How Massive can it be? on Hospital Brought Down by Networking Glitch · · Score: -1

    >As a result of the crash, Beth Israel Deaconess >plans to spend $3 million to replace its entire >network - creating an entire parallel set of >wires and switches, double the capacity the >medical center thought it needed. If they can build a parallel network for $3 Million dollars, then either this isn't much of a network to start with or they didn't build the proper redundency/resiliancy into this network in the first place. For this problem to happen in the first place, the design of this network must have some fundamental flaws. This money would be better spend on a evaluating and redesigning the existing network. Fault tolerance isn't as simple as two of everything. Also, please don't make fun of my spelling, I was eating your mom out when I typed this

  10. Stories like this just beg the age old question on Spirited Away Still Has a Chance · · Score: -1

    WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

  11. Why not just use a tape recorder? on Using PDAs for Dictation? · · Score: -1

    You fucking cripples piss me off. Just buy yourself a $20.00 tape recorder, and when you are out and about an have something important to say, say it into the tape recorder (try to keep your drool off of it though). Then when you get back to the nursing home plug in the audio out jack into your microphone port and let run your text to speach software on the output from the tape. Better do it quick before your live in care giver gets sick of putting up with your shit and kills you, burring your bones in the back yard and living high off the hog on your Social Security checks. If you don't currently have a live in care giver, pleae let me know to whom I can email my resume'

  12. Rape, What's the big deal? on Total Solar Eclipse at Ceduna, South Australia · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    First of all I just want to say that Slashdot sucks, and the mods are fucking retards, second of all....I guess there is no second of all. Rot in Hell you mother fuckers.

  13. Those on the inside... on NASA Cancels Moon Hoax Book · · Score: 0, Funny

    As many of you know. I work as a classified documents clerk for NASA, and certin government agencies such as the FBI, the CIA, and NAMBLA. The 'moon landing' photos were actually taken from Delta Station 10-F in the Phabos sector on Venus. The area near the delta station is still un-teraformed and looks very much like earth's moon. This was all done in an attempt to not only obscure the truth about how advanced our space program really was at the time, but to confuse the russians into thinking that the moon is landable, when we all know that the moon is in fact far too soft to land on as it is made out of green cheese and has a core of the styrofoam 'beans' used in modern bean-less beanbag chairs.

  14. Re:PSOD? on New Display Technology to Compete with LCDs? · · Score: -1

    I've had my fair share of driver issues in my day, but I've never never never ever had my monitor driver crash. While that might be something common to a lot of these protest OS's, The boys in Redmond seem to be taking good care of me in this respect. $$ Spent to date on Microsoft Windows: Windows 286: $0.00 Windows 3.0: $0.00 Windows 3.1: $0.00 (well $1.00 if you count the fact that I had to copy disk 6 incase I got a new printer) Windows 95: $0.00 Windows 98: $0.00 Windows 2000: $0.00 Total: $0.00 ($1.00) Money I've spent to date on Linux Redhat 5.0: $0.00 Redhat 6.0: $47.99 Redhat 6.2: $35.50 Redhat 7.0: $29.99 Redhat 7.3: $30.00 Total: $143.48 Conclusion: Its $143.48 ($143.47) cheaper for me to run Windows than it is for me to run Linux. Also, Up your ass with broken glass

  15. Re:Huh. (rent another flick) on Never Mind The 25th Anniversary · · Score: -1

    I was just about to bring up Suburbia, (not to be confuesed with the remake, which was nothing like the original...but did have Parker Posie...I would love to throw a nut in that little kike bitch), anyway...Punk Rock, just like they explaine in Suburbia, is all about wild dogs running around an abandoned neighborhood next to the freeway, and doing chicks because you had cool hair, and getting harrassed by people in pickup trucks.

  16. Russian Hostage Jokes on Senate Bill to Subsidize Anti-Censorware Research · · Score: -1

    Q. Why do they have 5 or more exits in a Russian theater? A. Because people are just dying to get out! Q. Why don't people like to sit by Russian soldiers in the movie theaters? A. They have bad gas Q. Why did the Russian theater patrons have to buy bigger clothes? A. Because they were carried out of the theater on a stretcher Q. Why did the Russian cinema fan fall out of his seat? A. Because he was dead

  17. Russian Hostage Jokes on All-In-One Interface For All Your Retro/Legacy Drives · · Score: -1

    Q. Why do they have 5 or more exits in a Russian theater? A. Because people are just dying to get out! Q. Why don't people like to sit by Russian soldiers in the movie theaters? A. They have bad gas Q. Why did the Russian theater patrons have to buy bigger clothes? A. Because they were carried out of the theater on a stretcher Q. Why did the Russian cinema fan fall out of his seat? A. Because he was dead

  18. Re:Troll on Looking For Intelligence · · Score: -1

    You mean Uncle Osama?

  19. Cam-Jam on Camcorder Jamming Devices Announced · · Score: -1

    I'd Like to Jam a Camcorder right up CMDRTacco's ripe dootie hole. Goddamn $ony, they don't let anybody have a choice, stupid monolopy! I want a Linxus based camcorder cause I'm a fucking gay ./er who needs a life...wahhhhh. The only camcorder I care about is the one I have up your woman's/sister's/wife's dress at the mall.

  20. Where's the green bitches? on Life on Pluto? · · Score: -1

    Its becomming less and less likely we're going to find one of those naked amazon women planets and more and more likely we're going to find one of those stupid amobia planets. This is a dark day for science

  21. Re:aren't they going to run out of characters? on Marvel Goes MMPORG · · Score: -1

    Worst post ever

  22. Would be funny to Root it.... on Crushing Experience · · Score: -1

    Would be funny to root the server and crush it ahead of time...or not at all

  23. Oh good grief on The Warriors Stood in the Shape of a Heart · · Score: -1

    I hope nobody does anything that fucking gay when I die.

  24. Re:They will never have the money.; Money == power on Is Red Hat the Microsoft of Linux? · · Score: -1

    You suck butt

  25. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b on Doctor Phlox on Season 2 of Enterprise · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Blow it out your NASCAR lovin' potted meat eating first cousin fucking ass