Marvel Goes MMPORG
traskjd writes "C|net reports that Vivendi Universal has announced that they are working with Marvel Enterprises to create a Massively Multiplayer online game. The game has your favorite Marvel characters such as the Hulk. However don't hold your breath as the game is touted as coming out in 2005." Ha. Maybe DC will get their act together, and then CowboyNeal can fufil his wildest dreams as the Green Lantern.
How long before all the cool characters are used, and you're relegated to Mr. Furious and The Shoveler?
I've been a Marvel fan for quite some time, and am well aware that there are many charaters in there, however, that number is quite finite. Once people snatch up all the pre-existing characters, how do they plan on having anyone else play? Make up your own character? Give them whatever powers you choose? Maybe have 1,836 people ALL playing Spider-Man (not to mention all the irritating Venom/Carnage/clone divergents)? Sounds like an interesting idea, I'm all for anything that brings comics to the forefront, and dispels the notion that they're ONLY for children. Hope they can pull it off.
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Has Marvel's decision to make an MMORPG got to do with the Mary Magdalene Project?
support linux? linux could really do with a good MMPORG.
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This is NOT shacknews.com. If I want to read about some pathetic stupid game I would go there and I should NOT have to read about it here.
i want to be the bad guys!
And it's not your fault you can't use proper grammar or spelling...personally I blame the education system.
Ouch. You're absolutely right. Seems like it's time for me to bury myself and get some sleep I'm lacking....
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hey now, what about us *underweight* slobbering geeks? im calling the NAACP...
well the girls have always told me i'm like "The Flash" in bed...oh, wait...
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There is a super-hero MMORPG already in the works that will let you roll your own hero. Should be out sometime next year. It is called City of Heroes
One problem with narratives vs. games that really jumps out for the typical superhero comic book plot: just in the nick of time, the hero stops the bad guy from blowing up/taking over the world. So here we all are on the same world, with no author/editor, and all you need is one superhero to fail to stop the bad guy.*poof* Game over, we all lose.
Or is it just stopping muggers, saving cats stuck in trees, and falling female reporters?
*yawn* Sorry, but MMORPGs that let you be specific characters seem to defeat the purpose. 200,000 jedis running around or 300,000 spider-men. Fun.
It would be really nice if the MMORPG resembles the old Marvel Superheroes RPG. It's been a long time since I've played it, but it was a remarkable easy RPG to get into, easy to create characters, and focused more on comic book action and storylines than something as deep as Neverwinter Nights. That might draw the crowds intimidated by EverCrack et al.
.. is all that this looks now, seriously, if somebody announces a game FIVE years beforehand, it is nothing yet except first level talks and maybe some sketches to show to top level officers that so that they can have something to chat.
there is no mention of platform, gameplay, or anything really.
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
Well it looks like MMORPGS are about to go the way of the fighting game and the first person shooter. gimmick games suck ass. You know 1on1 fighting games where going the way side when everyone from marvel comics to F`ing sesame Street were duping it out. the same held true with the first person shooters.
Thought it said "then CowboyNeal can fufil his wildest dreams of the Green Lantern."
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You have got to be kidding me.
X-men movie came out, Spider-Man, and soon Hulk. And Now, Finally, a MMPORG.
The Article speaks of "wondering how big the market can get," though and I think that statement is kinda silly -- it will end up similar to everything else, Blazingly Popular for a while, then gradually reducing to the dedicated players as everybody else moves on to the next great thing. It'll have to follow the path and example of Quake/Quake 2/ etc. and similar type games in order to keep in the "market."
but then thats just my $0.02
I love games, I love comics, I love Marvel. However, this just doesn't sound that great. The point of being a superhero is that you are unique. Its not really strength, but relative strength, that people desire.
An example is how Wonder Woman is not unique in her amazonian land. However, when she is off fighting against normal criminals she is unique. Imagine living (as an amazonian) in the land of the amazonians? Everyone is the same strength so it would be quite boring.
The only way to alleviate this problem would to make the server size limited compared to other MMORPGs and the size of the maps huge. If you could visit 30 cities, average of 50 heroes to a city, it would be fun. That makes only 1,500 per server. I have heard the new Star Wars MMORPG might have 50,000 per server (but I could be deadly wrong). If you end up in a city with 1,000 heroes it would seem like you wouldn't get that unique feel you read about in the books.
Some variants:
1) Marvel auctions off the popular characters. Everyone else gets no name characters. Long standing characters in the game who reach past a cerain level or accomplish a certain quest get to have their character appear in a comic book Imagine how much money Marvel would make if they auction off the popular characters?.
2) The big name characters are NPC's who move the plot. You play a created, unknown character that interacts with them. If you get to be famous (achieve a certain level/prestige, accomplish a certain task) you get to team up with Spider Man, or join the Avengers...
3)Big name characters are awarded people via a lottery process. You enter the lottery via a) accompilshing a big task with your created character or b) paying for lottery tickets online. If you win spiderman, you keep him until you die, or you fail to maintain the character properly (like a tamagotchi, or that fish video game)
Just some possiblities that I like better than 50 000 different peter parkers living in New York And what do I have to do to get to play Galactus? I'll send the ultimate nullifier to the end of the universe, and then chow down on earth... bwa ha ha!
Rather than playing a super hero, the game could be based around inhabiting the land of the superheroes - and trying to get yourself into positions where you require their attention.
I'm not into Marvel, having been a DC kiddie, so forgive the character references. But if you kick some ass outside a cinema you get a pounding from Batman, if you don't wash for like, a year, you get a fungus on your toes that Swamp Thing has to come and eradicate. Say 'Im gonna shag that Lois Lane good' enough and eventually Superman will kick your ass.
You build up 'exposure' points until you earn the right to BE a supe for a while!!! Then you can go around listening out for people saying "Where's little jimmy!"
Massively Multiplayer Playing Online Role Game?
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well, i admit, i made an error there, but, check it out, i got +2 intresting! :D
and you could add two years to the developing easily, Duke's still not out..
seriously tho, i was going to first ask what platform it would be on, and then decided that i'd read the article before posting.. and couldn't find anything of about anything.
world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
dispels the notion that they're ONLY for children
aaaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yea, and pokemon is geered towards the intellectual masterminds such as Knuth. I remeber during one of his lectures he had a freudian slip of, "Alpha-Beta, I choose you" when he was doing a proof.
Thanks man you made my day, bro. True they're not only for children, but you have to admit they're made mostly for children. So don't get too surprised when blood doesn't spill and you can't rip people's heads off.
Imagine roleplaying in a gameworld where everyone you meet is a superhero or a monster of some sort. Isn't a key part of the whole comic book superhero thing the rarity of superheroes, trying to save the normal population from Evil with their unique powers? Who are you going to save from Evil, your fellow superheroes? A superhero setting has to be one of the worst settings imaginable for a massively multiplayer game. .com bubble - a lot of clueless business types with more money than sense leaping at every idea, however ridiculous, because supposedly savvy people tell them that (idea) is the Next Big Thing. "I don't know what an MMORPG is, but we gotta have one!" MMORPGs I think are suitable for certain types of settings but it seems now that every possible game setting is getting a MM game to go along with it. There are so many being announced now it's insane, and most you can tell at a glance are doomed to fail.
Sometimes I think the current MM craze in gaming is like the early days of the
Still, a superhero MMORPG could have great comedy potential, if only to laugh at the absurdity of it all. For those of you who have played Ion Storm's great game Anachronox, this recalls that Planet of the Heroes where Paco Estrella was from.
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For those non-mutant wanna-be heros, there will be radioactive spiders, and gamma-ray explosions randomly througout the game... If you're lucky, you can take 99% damage, and have your gamma-irradiated friend heal you, greatly increasing your strength and agility (and breast size) permanantly (rather than just when you get pissed).
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I can see it now. Spidey, Wolverine, and three different Invisible Girls from the Fantastic Four all standing on the same street, waiting for the bad guy to spawn so they can take turns capturing him. What fun.
Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
It's all good, I prefer getting my online drugs from Captain Picard in a Wheelchair (TM) than some silly EQ dwarf.
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Maybe DC will get their act together, and then CowboyNeal can fufil his wildest dreams as the Green Lantern.
Or maybe Capcom will get around to producing the much wanted Marvel Vs DC game.
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Let's hope the contract does'nt go to some two-bit developer... What are the odds of Capcom getting involved in this Marvel project?
It would actually work for the Tick (now there's a thought), where the ridiculously saturated super-hero population were relegated to a single block to watch over.
The only way for this to work well is for new players to either have some base super-powers to start or be normal humans who get the urge to put on a domino mask and spandex tights. Let them fight the small crimes to gain experience (forget the machinations of Dr. Doom and find a child that was abducted a few hours ago), eventually moving up the chain. Marvel's established super-heroes should only be NPCs in this system...or trusted players hired by Marvel.
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I don't agree. X-Men is a team for a reason. So are all the other teams: X-Force, Excalibur, Fantastic Four.
You must be thinking of DC. DC is more 'one loner vs them all'. In Marvel, the good guys get their asses kicked all the time, and regularly get help from other characters.
Look at Spiderman.. He gets help from/helps other 'New York' superheroes all the time. Having 50 in a large city such as NY still makes it a rarity.
"I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
It's about a superhero who couldn't give a toss about saving the world.
One point in the story line was that there were multiple universes. In one of these universes it was all populated with superheros and only one normal person, who was being pestered the heck out of.
In a world where everyone wants to be a hero, who plays the normal people?
One of the things, well really the only thing that makes MMORPG's is the human element. I think this alone is what may stunt the growth of such games. If all the normal characters are NPC's then there are no worries about secret identitys and a lot of players will treat the NPC's as fog of war.
By the way, anyone who can't wait until 2005 I recommend you check out City of Heroes which plans to Beta test in early 2003 and has some nice movies of the gameplay. They also have a very indepth FAQ (Geek level :)
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Bear in mind that the "MM" means "massively multiplayer." We're not talking about a team of 4 heroes or a superhero population of 50 in a city of 12 million. We're talking about 10,000 or more heroes (players) in the city. Everyone in the game is a hero. That's quite a difference from what you are saying.
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Mosts MORPGs seem to lack real content - a fact that is hidden by a grueling leveling thread mill and a hundred colorful cape-designs.
To keep players and collect the monthly fee, the games make character advancement slow and painful for the casual gamer. In a fantasy game, your character advances by killing monsters and doing quests. He starts as a lv 1 rat basher and eventually becomes a lv50 nut crasher. But a super-hero who starts at lv 1 is about as much fun as Clark Kent with a stick of kryptonite stuck up his ###. You need to start as the real Superman, otherwise it just sucks.
In a superhero-game you would want to be -- a Hero! And this entails being better than someone else or at least being able to do something that is remarkable and exciting. If 1000 players do rescue Ms Nobrains from stepping into doggy poo, there is very little heroic about this, even if they burn the offending substance with laser eyes or push it out of the way by their flatulent power move.
You could play a superhero RPG with a couple of players, but having a Massive Multiplayer environment of hundreds or thousands of would-be-heroes? A Hero is something unique. Make a 1000 of them, and you have... Munchkinland.
What is next? A MMORPG chess game?
Of course, a Slapstick MMORPG with weekly replays of the most funny things the players did...*g*
The problem with licenses such as Marvel, Star Wars, or LOTR is that they were never created with MM (Massively Multiplayer) games in mind.
Take Star Wars: most people will want to be a Jedi, right?
But you can't have 100k Jedis running around choping heads with their light sabers: that just wouldn't work nor would it be true to the license. So the designers have to come up with game design tricks to limit the number of people that can be a Jedi at any given time. And that's just one example of the hundreds of problems that will pop up when you to stick a license on a MM game: it's like trying to force a square peg in a round hole.
Persistent worlds are communities. As such they have dynamics of their own and the best way to stick to these dynamics is to craft a world specifically around them.
I believe that, in the long run, MM games that will be the most successful will be the ones that take into acount the nature of online communities and tailor their game design accordingly. Unfortunately, licenses that come from other media aren't flexible enough to do this...
I'd look forward to a VS fighting game from Capcom that would pit DC characters against Marvel characters (this was rumored a while back but nothing ever came of it... anybody at Capcom listening? Put this out!)
Ummm, If this is a Marvel universe, then you're out of luck. Green Lantern is a DC Comics character. :-)
gay in the dc comic book?
Everone will start as equals (that doesn't necessarily mean equal to you and me - see my other post
Just like any other MMORPG, there will be a slew of 'normals' and then a small number of higher-ups. Even on UO, 'normal' is much more advanced than a 'regular person'. I sure as hell can't make myself invisible ;)
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Green Lantern? what crap! seriously. Marvel has always been the company with the best heroes. Spiderman, the hulk, x-men, etc. But marvel villains were all crap. Except for Doctor Doom, Thanos, Magneto, and Mister Sinister. Look! I can count the good marvel villains on one hand! DC however, have very few good heroes Batman, Superman, that's about it. However, all of the DC villains totally rock the house.
I don't think the comic book industry is doing as well as it once was. I mean didn't marvel almost go bankrupt a few years back? Now it seems as if they aren't really competing anymore. I mean they both have Heroclix http://www.wizkidsgames.com
Both companies should merge and pit the marvel heroes against the dc villains. it would be like the second coming of the golden age of comics.
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I think both DC and Marvel had a paper and pencil game loosely based on them.
They both had very similar (from a high level view point, don't flame me with the exact differences).
You created new characters with sets of powers, each having a cost. You paid for these costs with selecting weaknesses.
The most fun characters to play had really whacked out weaknesses. Picture building Superman, but having no balance, or orientation problems. Flying to save the day, and suddenly, wham, right into the ground.
Dunno what the point of this post is. Maybe I don't see the reasoning behind a MMORPG based on a comic universe? I can just picture some NPC running a red light in an urban area and a couple thousand superheroes obliterate the area to catch him. Then sit around doing nothing while their superpowers recharge. *snore*
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Woah, I glanced at the title and thought it said MMPr0n and got excited for a second.
Ha, what a riot. It will be a realm with a few super heroes and thousands of super villians. How much fun is it to sit in your Heroes Hall when you could be out throwing cars around and knocking the top of mountains off.
The major problem will be PvP. You can't really have a Marvel story with out Super-hero vs. super-villian.
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Galacticus, now there is a serious bad guy....
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If you read the article, it really doesn't say much except that Vivendi is looking at putting a game together. I would expect that if they do build this, it will be modeled the same way as other MMORPGs, where "main" characters are not available for the masses... maybe you could sign up to be Aunt May or Jarvis where you get to come into contact with the actual heroes, but for the most part you're looking at corner store owners and cops as your core characters. I would like to see how they render the typical/average women in the game, tho - will they be like all of the heroines in the actual mags (ie barbie doll proportions)?
No one can keep them straight, there are so many. You could also split the "regular" characters with the "Ultimate" and "X Universe" characters to give you an infinite number.
I think that could be awesome, actually. Caveat - I've never played a MMORPG. But the idea that you can fail to save the world and the game keeps going is appealing. I'm imagining a scenario where the players fail to stop a villian from conquering the world, and then for the next few weeks/months they have to fight against his armies "guerilla style". There could be curfews and the police would suddenly be against all heroes.
If the villians are played by actual humans, instead of the computer, maybe even some of the villians could join forces with the heroes, because they realize that the "new world order" isn't good for the jewel-thief business, or they have a change of heart, or whatever. This way you could switch from being a villian to a hero, after the "revolution".
That'd be pretty fun.
I always wondered how superpowers would work in bed.
I don't think sex with Superman (DC I know) would be nice. Can imagine it would be rather lethal for the average girl. Picture this:
girl: how about this?
supe: nope, nothing..
girl: and this?
supe: still don't feel a thing
girl: but I'm biting in it!
supe: well... urm..let's try some Viagronite then
hulk: here it comes!
girl: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarch!! aaaaaa..*
On the other hand:
Girl: WOW! is that your hand??
Mr.Fantastic: guess again baby!
Girl: WOOOOOOW!
Vision: Yea I know. I've upgraded it with the new Vibro Pro Powerpac. Btw, I'm using the lowest setting...
Girl: AAAAAH!
Girl: Impressive!
Collusus: Yep. Wood is overrated.
Girls (in-sync): AAAAAH, so soft!
Beast: He, he, he well, in this case soft is a good thing!
Flash: Quit the crappy remarks!
Flash2:..I'm..
Flash3:..so fast..
Flash4:..I can be..
Flash5:..6 guys..
Flash6:..at once!..
Girl: I only got 3 slots!
Flash1-6: Thats what you think!
The glass is half-full. With poison. And there are cracks in the glass. The dirty, dirty glass.
Well, for one, there could be multiple cities on one server, of course.
And, two, hopefully they will allow players to be heroes AND villians.
I'm imagining a game where there are certain areas (hopefully many and varied) that villians can "rob". Each area would have it's own "mission objectives", and some scripted events as well. Gangs of villians could band together to try and knock over a bank, or steal some technology, or kidnap someone, or whatever. Then the heroes could be alerted, and have to try and stop them.
Sounds like fun to me.
Nowhere on the CNet adver^H^H^H^H^Harticle does it mention that players will *play* famous characters like the Hulk, Spidey, X-Men, etc, they'll likely meet them (then again, a really cool feature would be to give control of famous characters to players who are particularly good or well-liked; or, better, have famous actors guest star as famous characters)...I'm assuming that players will develop their own super-powers as they play the game, making each character unique. 'course, if they're really smart, they'll allow player-developed skins/models.
('course, I'll only play this game if they bring back Nightcrawler, I still miss 'im.)
Anyone see the actual press release? (www.vivendiuniversal.com gives me a ColdFusion error, heh!)
Spider-Man's been cloned at least once, maybe twice. One clone of Cable. Two of Marvel Girl (if you count Phoenix). The villain Carnage had, I think, six "spawns" with basically identical powers. If you need to re-use the same Marvel character more than once at a time, it's insanely easy. The technology's there. :)
I foresee two big problems with a Marvel MMPORG, though. First, the resurrection factor -- it's impossible to keep ANY Marvel character dead, whether he be good, evil or civilian. So there's no danger to the player, right? Get killed, come back a few days later, repeat ad nauseam. Want to fight? Just run in, guns or powers blazing, and expect to get resurrected next week if it turns out to be fatal.
The second is the power-upgrade factor. This is a corollary of the death factor -- ninety-nine percent of the time, in the Marvel Universe, a super-hero's resurrection is ALWAYS accompanied by an amplification of his powers, if not a completely new set of them. So there's actually an INCENTIVE for players to rush in and get killed -- they'll increase their level status that much more quickly, possibly taking entire quantum leaps with each successive death.
I'd like nothing better than to play a Marvel mutant super-hero online, myself. By skillfully employing the above tactics, I'd be at god-level powers in a month, no sweat.
Maybe, but I see him as more of a Kingpin type, slowly and methodically working behind the scenes. Not to mention the similarities in body shape.
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
Just imagine: sp1derman sp1d3rman SpydrMn and all the other variations... jeez.
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I can't help thinking this will end up like Mystery Men or The Tick, where lower grade super heros sit around in diners and talk about how they would have saved the day if they had the chance.
This way there would be actual innocent bystanders in peril, instead of just another predictable mob.
better get DC on board. then we can have Arm-Fall-Off Boy http://www.ian-rowland.com/Vault/FunAFOB2.htm
The very first thing I thought of when I read this was: Mystery Men. Since it just wouldn't do to have everyone be Spider-Man, most of the players will, at least at first, have to throw forks or swing shovels. Then I realized that if people create their own characters and make their own names, it will be more like The Tick because if people can't be Batman, then there will be a Der Fliedermouse (spelling?) I think I would choose something like The Mutterer or The Umpire if I were to play.
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I'll be happy if they do create a DC version of the game and then join the servers up and have a full cross-over event (i dunno, have all the hero's battle it out for awhile then tell em to go and defeat some uber-god that threatens both universes), he I can see it now "The losing side will have their server destroyed..." how about that for universal pressure ;)
Of course, the whole issue with using duplicate characters could be solved easily with a DC mmorpg if they just ignore the whole "crisis on infinity earths" story arc and make certain games for certain earths/times. oh..damn..my head is spinning now...ugh..
Note: If an amalgamation is planed then I look forward to my IronMan character being spliced with cowboy neil's Green Lantern to form the godly 'Iron Lantern' (yes, he was cheesy, but cool nonetheless)
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>Everyone in the game is a hero
Of course. Who wants to play Leo the Newstand Guy?
Normal people are represented by NPCs.
Nobody in Ultima Online wanted to be a goblin foot soldier, did they?
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That's a good idea.
:-P
I already get very nervous with snipers (who bby definition *are* cheaters --- even if unaware).
I could change my rage into something constructive, like becoming Hulk, jumping directly to the enemy's deck and tearing one or two snipers apart.
Besides, this is a no-gun approach...
True. But it makes suspension of disbelief that much harder when the hero:normal guy ratio is 100:1 or so.
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It's great to have a game thats specificly geared for ME!
Even if I say something insightfull or inteligent, it doens't matter cause I'm an ass.
Finally, my chance to actually BECOME Mucilage man, or the Human Ton (with Handy)!
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I suppose you could just populate the place with a million zillion ninjas.
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There are no normal people in these games. The guy who sells food on the street is 50th lvl.
This might work better if all the rude, ignorant, obnoxious trolls had their own gaming community and didn't try to screw up everyone else's. There are several games I would enjoy IF I didn't have to put up with "u r gay" "STFU" etc. Trolls are worse than newbies, because trolls know better.
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Anyone claiming to be addicted to an online game is simply worthless and weak.
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Roald Dahl writes books for BRITISH kids. And everyone knows Britain is populated entirely by murderers, pedophiles, and children too stupid to pass their 'A' levels properly.
But how long has Green Lantern been a NIGGER? Now, I can stretch my imagination to believe that men can fly. That aliens exist and regularly attempt to invade the earth. That a hero can keep his secret identity a secret by wearing a scrap of cloth over his eyes. But a NIGGER Superhero?
Be real now. If a subhuman coonskin were to receive mystical powers, he'd use it to become a Superpimp. Harnessing the forces of the universe to fulfill his pathological need for commiting crime, smoking crack and watching bootie videos.
And his ring would have to be solid gold and several feet wide.
Fucking niggers. KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR COMIC BOOKS! I thought that's what the Comics Code was for!
Marvel, on the other hand, had the right idea. Who could forget that episode of the Fantastic Four cartoon where Super Skrull demanded Earth's armies send their best men into his spaceship to be used as slaves, and the next shot being the 43rd Nigger platoon marching up the ramp? Not I, that's for sure.
Come on people, this is Vivendi/Universal we're talking about here. The game's going to run on Windows only, and when someone tries to make an open source version of the server, they'll get sued and we'll all be back here cursing their name. Mark my words..
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that only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing,
all-encompassing monster. Allocate an array and free the middle third?
Sure! Why not? Multiply a character string times a bit string and assign the
result to a float decimal? Go ahead! Free a controlled variable procedure
parameter and reallocate it before passing it back? Overlay three different
types of variable on the same memory location? Anything you say! Write a
recursive macro? Well, no, but Real Men use rescan. How could a language
so obviously designed and written by Real Men not be intended for Real Man use?
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