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  1. Re:"Doom creator"? on Doom Creator Says Direct3D Is Now Better Than OpenGL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better then "the jerk who brought us Daikatana".

  2. Re:Totally Unavailable on Piracy In Developing Countries Driven By High Prices · · Score: 1

    You seem to be online. I bet if you really search you can find a place that sells DVDs on the Internet. Just sayin'.

  3. Re:We already pay a royalty on CDs for this. on Canadian Songwriters Propose $10/mo Internet Fee · · Score: 1

    You pay for blank audio cds. Does anyone really use those?

  4. Re:Worthless on Contemplating Financial Trading At Picosecond Resolution · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The money they take out of the system is real, it has an effect and their actions have consequences. What's more, the changes in the market that they are betting on and influencing have nothing to do with the real world. It amounts to influenceable gambling where the act of betting effects the outcome of the bet.

  5. Re:Am I reading this correctly? on Apple Asks Security Experts To Examine OS X Lion · · Score: 2

    "We should switch to IBM Lotus Domino/Notes!"

    "You're fired."

  6. Re:Can't wait to see what happens on A Car You Can Drive With Your Thoughts · · Score: 1

    That'd be the least of my issues. My thoughts are FILTHY!

  7. Re:who cares on Steve Jobs Health Worries Escalate · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Shareholders, investors, fanbois etc. When you are the head of a publicly traded and media whorish company your life is no longer private.

  8. Not unfounded. on Americans Trust Docs, But Not Computerized Records · · Score: 2

    People notice when their filing cabinet goes missing, they are less likly to notice the theft of digital records. This does make it more likely that employees etc will abscond with the data.

  9. Re:I would have thought this closer to 100% on 80% of Browsers Found To Be At Risk of Attack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lynx is still pretty safe!

  10. There are many reasons to beware of Facebook. on Libya Warns Against Use of Facebook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But this isn't one of them.

  11. Re:Motorola is going to be selling this soon on Dual-core Smartphone Runs Android and Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    Given how much Motorola butchers Android I'm not shocked that they manage to break Linus as well.

  12. Use the right tool... on Teenager Tries To Hire Hitman Via Facebook · · Score: 4, Funny

    This clearly called for Craigs List not Facebook.

  13. Dont forget the choreographed dance/fight numbers. on IT Turf Wars: the Most Common Feuds In Tech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or is that just a California thing?

    To quote Lincoln Spector and sung to the tune of the Jets song from West Side Story.

    When you use DOS you use DOS all the way
    From your first data loss 'til you format drive A:.
    When you use DOS, why your confidence grows;
    For your keys there's commands, for your mouse there's Windows.
    It's DOS that's sublime; it's used by all go-getters.
    At file-namin' time, we're never locked in fetters--
    We choose eight letters.


    When you use DOS, old hardware you can swap.
    You can buy something new, next month prices will drop.
    When you use DOS, why, you're never a stooge,
    If your 640's low, well, there's always a cludge.
    DOS users: On clones we can run, with brand-names we're the choosers.
    The Macs'll buy none, cause all the Apple users
    Are mouse abusers.


    We're using DOS, yeah! and we're gonna fix
    Every last system that's not something eighty-six--
    Not something eighty, very weighty, six.

  14. Wrong! Its infinite! on The Sum Total of the World's Knowledge: 250 Exabytes · · Score: 2

    The knowledge of the amount of storage needed to keep all the knowledge increases the amount of storage needed, the knowledge of which increases the amount of knowledge, ad infinitum.

  15. Need more then a satellite. on Charity Raising Money To Buy Used Satellite · · Score: 1

    At some point, its going to have to tie into earth bound networks. That's where a lot of the ongoing cost is going to come from. But then perhaps the backbone providers can allow access in exchange for a tax write off.

  16. Just take credit. on Is an Internet Kill Switch Feasible In the US? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait for the next Comcast outage and then shout "we did that on purpose!".

  17. Re:Mostly unnecessary on 1Gbps Wi-Fi Coming Soon To a Billion Devices · · Score: 2

    Faster porn from Starbucks.

  18. Re:Prove it... on Is Setting Up an Offshore IT Help Desk Ethical? · · Score: 1

    Because the other countries are protective of their workers. So "globalism" is one way, from the first world nations to the second and third.

    Dont believe me? Go try to get a work visa in India. After all, we're told to just go where the jobs are.

  19. Darwin would be proud. on 'Death By GPS' Increasing In America's Wilderness · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You call it "Death by GPS" I call it "evolution".

  20. Re:sad day for enlightenment on Bombay High Court Rules Astrology To Be a Science · · Score: 1

    A tomato is a fruit, no mater how much you smash it up.

  21. Re:sad day for enlightenment on Bombay High Court Rules Astrology To Be a Science · · Score: 1

    I gave up when we declared catsup to be a vegetable. Now we have commercials proudly saying that manwhiches (tm) contain two servings of veggies.

  22. "Failure" depends on the goals. on News Corp's The Daily Is Doomed · · Score: 1

    I hate to be cynical, but my first reaction was that they where selling the content (rather then giving it away) and packaging it as a magazine so they could get away with it not really being news. Much like the only "news" segment on Fox News is about an hour a day and the rest is "commentary".

  23. Re:Ridiculous on Apple eBook Rules Changing For Sellers · · Score: 1

    Its what ever the copy write holders say it is.

  24. Re:Apple as a bank on Apple Hints At Near-Field Payments System In Next-Gen iPhone, iPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cause banks have a long history of honesty and stability!

  25. Much like I "considered" giving to charity. on NY Times Considers Creating a WikiLeaks Type Site · · Score: 1

    But instead I got some filet mignon. It was tasty.