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  1. Re:No on Bill Allows Teachers to Contradict Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gravity? There is no such thing as gravity, there is only the Theory of Intelligent Sticking Together.

  2. Re:Wasn't that the whole point on US Claims Satellite Shoot-Down Success · · Score: 1

    Since the mid to late 80's, the US Air Force has had an ASAT(Anti Satellite) missle called the ASM-135 that was fired from a F-16 at extreme altitude and would seek out and collide with its targets as opposed to exploding near them.
    I will assume your finger hit the wrong key; the ASM-135 was carried by an F-15, not F-16.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135
  3. Re:Head Shops & E-Meters on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 1

    LIES! ./ posters don't HAVE girlfriends!

    He thinks he has a girlfriend, but in reality he is supporting a woman and her B.O.B. Never fear, he's still one of us. Maybe even moreso.
  4. Re:/references on Prince, Village People to Sue The Pirate Bay · · Score: 1

    They talk a lot though, but that doesn't mean that the common man over 25 knows what it is.

    The common man under 25 will eventually be the common man over 25. Building a lasting political movement takes time.
  5. Re:Barn Door: Already Open on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 1

    This is my concern: Yes, the Chinese and US economies are joined quite tightly at the fiscal hip. If they "drop teh credit bomb" in order to choke the US ecomony, their economy and their savings and the economies of much of the First World crash too. Everybody loses, massive unrest, etc etc.

    But if such came to pass, which country and which government is more likely to survive in closest-to-intact form?

    The country that is comfortable with smacking down its unarmed and under-informed citizenry with tanks, information blackouts, oppression, and a rather firm grip from the single party at the top, with a majority of the citizenry that expects austerity and that type of control due to decades of "thats the way it has always been" ....

    or the country where everybody has (or can get) weapons, wants and believes they _deserve_ the latest gadetry, the vacation home, the phat ride, the cushy life, the government subsidy, the best-of-everything-from-the-entire-world ?

    In such a M.A.D. scenario, who would collapse into civil unrest first?

  6. Re: Yeah, right. on Air Force Seeking Geeks For 'Cyber Command' · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've always blamed Canada.

  7. Re:Wow! on Tolkien Trust Sues New Line, May Kill "Hobbit" · · Score: 2, Funny
    Teh Hobbit


    Golollum: I Haz Teh Precious

    Bilolbo: Lost Hobbit is Lost.

    Gollum: I Can Has Bilburger?

    Bilolbo: I'm In Ur Caves, Tellin' Ur Riddels

    Golollum: WANT!

    Bilolbo: A Ringz, I Findz It.

    Golollum: Nooooes! They Be Stealing Mah Precious!!!

    Bilolbo: Invisible Me.

    Golollum: Mah Precious, I Mourns It.



    Tagged: lolkien, lolbbit, golollum

  8. Re:$1.5 million? on RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied · · Score: 1

    Not to be picky .. okay exactly to be picky .. and somewhat off-topic as well .. 500,000 and 1,000,000 only apply to English-language recordings certified by the RIAA. Recordings with over 50% of Spanish-language content use lower thresholds in the U.S.

    Also, the IFPI (the international version of the RIAA) has a set of numbers it applies to sales in every country, based (I assume) on the size of the overall market. They very by country .. the US #s are by far the largest.

    references:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIAA_certification

    and

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_recording_sales_certification

    (heh .. the captcha is "damned")

  9. Re:Flaming to get hits. on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that any venue large enough for a major touring act to play (Madonna would qualify I suspect) is most likely an AFM signatory.

    I'm not completely sure how they can enforce that here, considering that Texas is a "right to work" state ( http://www.nrtw.org/rtws.htm ). Then again, IANAL to the nth degree.

    I do know that there is no hard and fast rule as to which venues are signatories and which aren't. The smaller the venue, the larger the chance that they don't have an agreement.

  10. Re:Flaming to get hits. on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    Whether or not you have to be AFM to perform depends on the venue, actually. Most of the big venues and live theaters in this area (being Ft Worth, TX) are AFM signatories, but the little clubs where me and my ilk play are outside their circle.

  11. Re:Flaming to get hits. on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    Point taken.

    I've always wondered why the AFM hasn't gotten more involved in the actual working lives of musicians and in exactly the copyright/contract issues you are talking about. I know several AFM members .. from what I can tell, if you aren't working sessions in a studio, or on a Broadway/concert stage, an AFM membership is of limited value.

  12. Re:Flaming to get hits. on Copyright Cutback Proposed As RIAA Solution · · Score: 1

    Rather than legislating it, artists could form a proper union or professional society I guess.

    Like the American Federation of Musicians?

  13. Re:Where Apple is NOT competing on Universal Offers iPod-Resistant Music · · Score: 1

    Should they include free ponies, too?

    Yes. They should include OMG!!! Ponies!!!

  14. Re:Monty Python on Senate Committee Passes FCC Indecency Bill · · Score: 1

    But did she say "fuck" ?

  15. Re:Now all we need on Autism Reversed in Mice at MIT Lab · · Score: 1

    Is a drug that turns people into mice and 99% of diseases will be a solved problem.

    Are you kidding? Mice die from EVERYTHING! Don't you ever read medical research?

  16. Re:Cold related deaths? on Could Global Warming Make Life on Earth Better? · · Score: 1

    Hate to tell you, but you can get the flu in summer. But all that aside, people die every year here in Texas because of the heat.
    DALE: That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up, let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!

    HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas! It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm going to kick your ass!
  17. Re:Quick, call in the Hippie Power Squad on 48% of Americans Reject Evolution · · Score: 1

    Come on, who cares? Let people be ignorant. It's not like bringing people of below average intelligence or fundamentalist mindset into the scientific fold is going to make them valuable contributors. It'll just be a new type of ignorance to deal with. Let them be.
    That would be all fine and well except for one thing: they're reproducing....and at a higher rate than those of us who value science. And those people and their progeny will vote.

    Gee, sounds like evolution in action to me :-)
  18. Re:More like shooting themselves and whining. on Record Labels Struggle With the Album's Demise · · Score: 1

    (even for older tunes, try to buy something good form a pop band in the 80s,...

    can't be done.

  19. Re:Heavy Metal on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I love listening to mercury

    Personally I prefer Mars, the Bringer of War.

  20. my $0.019999 on The Ten Most Important Games · · Score: 1

    bz? (pvp "deathmatch", complete with wireframe graphics. mmmmm, loved those guided missles)

    conquer? (CivWho? plus you got the source code, and could tweak to your hearts' content)

    Hello Kitty's Island Adventure? Butters is da man!

  21. Re:Actually, that would be not too bad. on US Group Wants Canada Blacklisted Over Piracy · · Score: 1

    Let's say Canada is on the black list. Then all countries on the black list would only do business togeter and not with the US anymore.

    Woohoo! No more Celine Dion!!!!!

    When I RTFA my first thought was how stupid it was, but you have shown me the error of my ways. Thank you, kind sir.

  22. Re:My eyebrows are raised.... on RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just a quibble: CDBaby, another cool company, sells CDs for $14.

    CDBaby actually sells CDs for whatever price you, the artist, want. For example, we like selling our CD for $10, online or offline. So we set our price at $10. And CDBaby sells them for that. http://www.cdbaby.com/meetgoodwin. Not often I get to stick a link to the band in to a response and actually have it be relevent ;-)

  23. Re:Godwin's Law on Germany Searches Credit Cards For Child Porn Payments · · Score: 1

    As the bass player in a band named Goodwin, I heartily encourage invoking our name when and wherever possible. ESPECIALLY in places that draw lots of traffic ;-)

  24. Re:Zune on Zune Sales Continue to Weaken · · Score: 1

    It only plays music that you buy from apple in the iPod store and I have an extensive MP3 collection, so that was all useless,...

    GAH! I sure wish this mis-representation of the iPod would die. I heard a commentator on NPR say the same stupid thing last week. In fact, I think it was the author of the recent Forrester "iTunes is teh DYING!" study, who was being interviewed during Marketplace. He should've known better, but no there it was ...

  25. Re:Hentai? Yeah, baby!!! on UK Wants To Ban Computer-Generated Child Porn · · Score: 1

    But now seriously speaking, you know all those 14 yo looking girls in hentai are probably supposed to be 18-19 for them. We see the japonese women as younger than they really are, and they see the white women as older also.

    Yeah, but how old are the tentacle beasts? Ever consider that??? HMM? WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILD-TENTACLE-BEASTS?!?!?!?!?