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  1. Re:NY AG on Sony Agrees to Stop Payola · · Score: 1
    Yeah, since the dawn of radio, basically.

    "Payola was rampant in the music business in the 1950s and 1960s, when record executives rewarded disc jockeys with prostitutes, cash or drugs for playing their songs."

    Man, that's a sweet setup.

    As far as Spitzer goes, he's already declared he is running for NY governor. He'll beat the crap out of anyone who opposes him for the obvious reasons. The fact that he has legal jurisdiction over most of the world is a good deal--when he runs, people will ask, so where was this guy when Enron collapsed? When we lost all our money to Wall Street corruption? When little Timmy was corruption by email spam? Who took on all the corruption and graft?

    Oh, yeah. Spitzer was there! He's actually an honest candidate. Expect him and Obama to kick some ass over the 6, 10 years.

  2. Ah, 1.5 million bored customers on World of Warcraft For The Win · · Score: 1

    When they hit level 60.

    No endgame FTW!

  3. Re:Coming to America on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Not all protests are good, and not all riots are bad.

  4. Re:Coming to America on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Sometimes riots are all that's left. I mean, the Boston Tea Party was a riot, wasn't it? And look at what happened there.

    Not all riots are bad, and not all rioters deserve to be shot.

  5. Re:give me a break on Update on the Optimus Keyboard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    no, they're showing us a commercial website hawking things they have yet. they don't even know how they're going to make it. all they have is a shiny, photoshoped picture.

    great. wonderful. that's not news. it's hype.

    wake me up when they have a prototype. in the mean time, wanna check out my website? i need the advertising money.

  6. give me a break on Update on the Optimus Keyboard · · Score: -1, Troll

    so... slashdot is posting an advertisement for something that isn't even remotely in existence yet?

    that's rich. before long, they'll be posting ads about ads for things that don't exist. ah, leverage!

    welcome to Slashdot, the Bank.

  7. ethanol on Ethanol More Trouble Than It's Worth? · · Score: 1

    hell, i could have told you that this morning.

    "no officer, i can't be hungover. i'm still drunk."

  8. Re:Everyone knows Google is the NSA on Ambiguity Drives Google's Valuation · · Score: 1

    ha. that's funny.

  9. Re:How to make money from Google stock... on Ambiguity Drives Google's Valuation · · Score: 1

    yeah, 100+ P/E? i mean, thats absurd.

  10. french on U.N. To Govern Internet? · · Score: 1

    cue the french jokes.

  11. Re:George Orwell massively disagrees with you on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    yes well orwell was a faggot.

  12. Re:yes on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: 1, Troll

    because someone covertly and dishonestly evil is that much better? grow up.

  13. crazy fancy on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: 1
    "But what has people excited is not what orbit might be used, but rather what could be done there. Space industries in high Earth orbits could manufacture solar power satellites (SPS) from lunar or asteroidal resources. Each SPS could deliver twice as much low cost, environmentally safe energy to Earth, via microwaves, as the Grand Coulee Dam, and forty five of them could meet the total present electrical power needs of the U.S."



    Nevermind to use them for complete control of the earth by a world-wide empire.

    But hey, what would nerds know about that? Just let the politicians keep cramming this nonsense about the glories of space, and keep those nerds working hard to build those empire-building lasers and missiles and....

    Next Up: Bush claims Iraq could be used to develop solar cells that would save the environment! Sweet! I always needed a justification for it, too.

  14. hardcore! on Roller Coaster Data Center · · Score: 0

    i mean, this is far more hardcore than the space shuttle. it is. at least when coding software for the space shuttle you have a massive budget with no profit objective and the people involved are all aware of the risks and willing to die and all (astronauts, at least)... and, worst case, hell, its rocket science, its supposed to be hard.

    but coding for the roller coaster? an improper pointer reference at the wrong time and you just killed people only looking for a good laugh.

    talk about stress. ha.

  15. Re:Solar powered hotspot, eh? on Build Your Own Solar Powered Hotspot · · Score: 1

    yeah, add a little... herb under that hotspot and you'll get wifi-ed real quick. the speed is impressive.

  16. Re:Funny you should mention that... on Maps on Path to Mass Innovation · · Score: 1

    yeah, it's that way on google maps, too.

    but i think it is mostly a coincidence.

    there are plenty of places that have terrible resolution that don't seem to be correlated to anything important.

  17. map on Maps on Path to Mass Innovation · · Score: 2, Funny

    i want a map of every gold mine in the world.

    it should also overlay with oil fields, poulation density, fresh water supply, and power lines.

    muwahahaa.

  18. well DUH on Following Bill Gates' Linux Attack Money · · Score: 1
    Five years after running afoul of the Feds, Microsoft is as powerful than ever. Pushing a platform instead of products could make it stronger still. Why nothing seems to stop it.'""

    Well no sh** sherlock! I mean, I can think of 40 billion reasons right off the top of my head why this is the case...

  19. Re:Thats all fine and dandy on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 1

    CACHE? bah! that's for wimps! ha.

  20. Re:Thats all fine and dandy on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 1

    mem is up to 512 megs in PS3 and xbox360.

  21. slashdot finally through on Java to Appear in Next-Gen DVD players · · Score: 0, Troll

    thanks for telling me what NOT to buy.

  22. Re:from the oxymoron dept... on Effective C# · · Score: 1

    by little longer you mean exponentially longer?

  23. GO AHEAD MOD ME DOWN FAGS on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    but this is the stupidest story. ever.

    hey, i got a site! and i got advertisers on it! so maybe i'll jsut post this story about star trek and space and technology and saving the earth and play it off as news and HEY.... i'll make a few hundred bucks off it if i can get slashdot to fall for it.

    SLASHDOT FAGS WHO APPROVED THIS: DIE.

  24. Re:$6-200 Trillion? on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    hahhaa. what, by enslaving 95% of the earth in the silicon and aluminum mines? soylent green FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

    you should know: there is no such thing as the economy. just people. and there's only one way to make the people more productive: either more people, or by fucking those peoplein the ass a little harder then previous.

    maybe you should run for president?

  25. Re:$6-200 Trillion? on Space Ring Could Combat Global Warming · · Score: 1

    yeah lets just make the poorest fuckers on earth pay for it. we're the ones with guns, anyway.