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  1. It's completely alright... on The Cult of Mac · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's OK if you have a deep personal relationship with your Macintosh....

    You PAID for it.

  2. Dude! on Dept. of Homeland Security Enforces Expired Patent · · Score: 1
    Your job is to read the article.
    Wow! How did you manage that? How can I get *paid* for reading slashdot?
  3. Re:Functional casemods? on Optical Control of Light on a Silicon Chip · · Score: 1

    Actually, I imagine that this technology will turn the casemod industry on its ear. You certainly wouldn't want your cold cathode lamp interfering with your CPU operation. No strobe lights in your case. The CPU die will be using photons rather than electrons, so no doubt the CPU will be MUCH cooler, and there will be no need for watercooling or peltiers. Windows on the side of cases may disappear, because you wouldn't want someone to use flash photography and make your PC lock up.

    This pretty much sums up my take on the whole case modding thing: Your PC case should be square, and grey, and shoved in a corner where nobody can see it. If you want to impress me, do it with code.

  4. Re:Dumbest Idea Ever. on Child Porn Accusation As Online Extortion Tactic · · Score: 1

    Where you laugh, I cry.
    Our director of IT got a virus on her laptop and started spreading it around the company. When I got one of the emails, I looked at the header, found the originating IP address and tracked it back to her machine. She proclaimed "It didn't come from me, it came from finance first."

  5. Wurnstrom! on Battle Roomba Tractor · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My killbot has lotus notes and a machine gun."

  6. Worst Video Game Movie Ever... on Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release · · Score: 1

    House of the dead.

  7. Re:toothless announcement on HP, Dell, and IBM Agree to Manufacturing Code of Conduct · · Score: 1

    Well, they just made the charter public, and they had more than one company agree to it. Now if any one company does anything that violates these guidelines, the other companies will initiate legal actions (It's in there, RTFPDF). Plus, they will be up for public humiliation by the press, which results in (you guessed it), lost profits!

  8. Formula for successful FPS on Game Developers: Stop Overpromising · · Score: 1

    You are right, the story does seem to mimic Half-Life. Every good FPS since Half-Life has had the same formula too.
    You're an average guy just minding your own businees, going about your everyday work when some event happens and causes you to fight for your life. You progress through the game collecting weapons, ammo, skills, whatever, and at some point in the game you lose consciousness, get captured, whatever, and LOSE all your great stuff. You then struggle a little more and eventually find your stuff, or more just like it, and a BFG.

    There, follow this formula and I guarantee you a Game of the Year Sticker on your box.

  9. Re:Do you have some sort of neurological disorder? on The Universal Off Button · · Score: 1

    Maybe I do.

    I sometimes get together with some friends for dinner and drinks at a local restaurant, which has a few TVs around the bar. Whenever I sit facing the TV, I am sometimes drawn to it, even though it is usually displaying sports (which I don't even watch on my own television). It's not that the volume is too loud/quiet, or that the TV is on the wrong station, or even the fact that the TV is *ON* that bothers me.... It's the fact that it has about 5 inches of vertical foldover that really drives me nuts. I *KNOW* I can fix it if I could just get up there with a screwdriver....

  10. Digum? on VoIP Gets a New P2P Routing Protocol (DUNDi) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did he say Digum? I vaguely remember some sort of sugar smacks frog saying that....

  11. Smart Shopping carts... on High-Tech Shopping Carts · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and yet they still can't make them go straight when you push 'em.

  12. To err is human... on Probe Crash Due to Misdesigned Deceleration Sensor · · Score: 5, Funny

    But it takes a rocket scientist to really screw things up.

  13. Not just screenshots... on Detailed Changes In Star Wars DVD Release w/Pics · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the funniest changes couldn't really be seen in a screenshot. At the end of Return of the Jedi, the second death star is destroyed, and all the worlds rejoice in their freedom from the evil empire. We see scenes from Corusant, Endor, and a new shot of Naboo. With subtitles turned on, all the people of Naboo are in the streets partying, and the subtitles say "Weesa free!"

    I laughed my assa offa!

  14. Great! on Brain Controlled Computing a Reality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now connect it to a robot, and have a virtual human.

  15. Re:What's the point? on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: 1
    At present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture the Centaur.
    So, what's the point? "Look, see! Isn't that cool? We don't sell these."
  16. Re:AC only? Crummy hard drives on Dell Recalls Millions of AC Adaptors · · Score: 1

    I know exactly what you mean. Dell just uses poor hard drives in almost all of its desktops. Most of the defective drives I have replaced from dells were Quantum Fireballs, and they have ALWAYS been failure prone. A couple others have been IBM Deskstars (does anyone remember the phrase Death-star?). I just can't imagine the drives going bad so often if they had used Good Seagate or WD hard disks.

  17. Re:TV the great mind waster! on EFF Goes To Court To Fight The Broadcast Flag · · Score: 1

    But without beer and TV, what will I drink and watch all day?

  18. Need to slow down? on A Car With A Mind Of Its Own · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just turn on the Air Conditioning. That always works for me.

  19. Re:Historical moment on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: 1

    Well, it did lock up once...

  20. Re:Micrometeoroids Much? on Details On Inflatable Space Modules · · Score: 1

    I would inflate it with a giant Fix-a-Flat can.

  21. So, what you're really saying is... on Laser Injures Delta Pilot's Eye · · Score: 4, Funny

    The goggles do nothing!

  22. How old is this guy? on GDI Vulnerabilities: An Open Letter to Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought the LaBrea Tarpit had been around for millions of years....

  23. Settle down you two.. on Less Might Be More · · Score: 3, Funny
  24. While we're at it... Dear Thomas Edison, on AT&T Announces VoIP Program · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dear Thomas Edison,

    All your incandescent bulbs are being replaced with Flourescent, neon, and LED lamps. Also, the days of your motion picture projector are limited with the dawning of totally digital motion pictures.
    Please give our regards Mr. Tesla.

    Yours Truly,

    The Future.

  25. Level 5 WHEN? on "Levels" of Computers the Future? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A level 5 computer today will no longer be a level 5 computer in 5 years. Do we just come up with a different numbering system then?

    Maybe each system should be ranked by its PERFORMANCE (MIPS), and not some arbitrary numbering system.