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HP, Dell, and IBM Agree to Manufacturing Code of Conduct

JustOK writes "Yahoo! reports that IBM, Dell and HP have agreed to a code of conduct for not only workers, but the environment as well. An HP exec's statement is that the company is only responding to the company's 'globalizing in many parts of the world'." The joint press release is available, as is the code of conduct (pdf).

176 comments

  1. Other industries by 2.7182 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The clothing industry actually established something like this in the 1930's. My father worked in the garment district in Manhattan and he said it made a big difference.

    1. Re:Other industries by Feminist-Mom · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, that actually was initiated by the Mayor of New York, La Guardia, when he first took office. The garment industry had quite a reputation for being uncivilized. You can even get a sense of it today if you go to that part of town.

    2. Re:Other industries by Kenja · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "it made a big difference."

      Yes it did. Now most clothes are made by pre-teens in third world sweatshops.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    3. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the garment district is a ratrace

      mascilinist dad

    4. Re:Other industries by prell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A generic code of conduct for all of the plants operated by a company (i.e. the same treatment, rights and possibly adjusted pay) is a very positive and heartening ideal. Treating workers in a foreign country the same as the workers in the company's home country (assuming the latter treatment is better) is, without hyperbole, one of the most important steps towards a fair world without resentment, and in which we can have a happy conscience. Imagine a clean electronics factory in a neighborhood that is otherwise strewn with rubble and terrorized by drug smugglers. It's hard to give a bad impression of the United States when their companies begin lifting people so substantially (and fairly) out of crippling poverty and other hardships.

      I paint a pretty idyllic picture, and the reality wouldn't be perfect, but I imagine it would be better than our current situation, and as a side effect it would create a (possibly artificial) quasi-level playing field, so you wouldn't see jobs bittersweetly given (outsourced) to people in other countries just because their standard of living is so low.

      Now, we just need to make this law.

    5. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now most clothes are made by pre-teens in third world sweatshops.

      Yeah, it's deplorable. Some of that stuff just falls apart at the seams in no time at all! Damn kids can't get anything right...

    6. Re:Other industries by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Wait until the companies move their head offices to Taiwan.

      Equal pay for all you say?
      You mean you actually NEED a lunch break?

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    7. Re:Other industries by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Come on, they're children! How refined were your fine-motor skills at age seven?

      --
      "Stumble before you crawl"
    8. Re:Other industries by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

      not very... that's why I had to work in a coal mine... as a shovel.

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      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
    9. Re:Other industries by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      "Those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it." Nike tried this. They took a lot of flak for the way the asian third-party manufacturers operate, especially in regards to the human rights of their employees.

      In response, Nike implemented several programs to enforce a formal code of conduct on their contractors, making them give their workers a bill-of-rights card to wear, pay their workers at least minimum wage, and limit their hours.

      Whenever an auditor comes, they will always learn that their factories are always run strictly according to the code-of-conduct specified by Nike... ...only because the contractors instruct their employees to lie to auditors or get fired. The contractors instruct their employees not to complain about "rights" violations or they get fired. The contractors prolly had several sets of books too, one for the tax man, one for Nike auditors, and one for their real day-to-day operations.

      The point is that a code of conduct is very difficult to enforce when contractors put up a strong resistance and are very skilled at lying to naive American companies.

      "If you want to do things right, you ahve to do it yourself".

      - Thomas;

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    10. Re:Other industries by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "...but I imagine it would be better than our current situation, and as a side effect it would create a (possibly artificial) quasi-level playing field, so you wouldn't see jobs bittersweetly given (outsourced) to people in other countries just because their standard of living is so low. Now, we just need to make this law. "

      And in the meantime, bring our (US) standard of living down...just so we can all reach a low level of equilibrium....?

      Please don't make that a law. I don't mind another country's standard of living rising...but, not at the expense of my own, and certainly not with my own country's corporations actively moving to make this a reality.

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    11. Re:Other industries by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Now, we just need to make this law.


      WHY the HELL would you bring the GOVERNMENT into this? What the HELL are you thinking. Name one thing that the Government didn't screw up the moment it stucks its fingers into the pie?

      It is THIS kind of thinking that gets people the GWB and JFK (current) elected to office. If the damn government got out of the way and let people actually do stuff, things would be 10 times better.

      But NOOOOO. We have to have the government regulate the HELL out of everything to the point that it multiplies the cost of doing anything.

      The Government causes more problems than it solves.
      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    12. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ok ok, you can go ahead and marry your cousin. Sheesh.
      - The Government

    13. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It is THIS kind of thinking that gets people the GWB and JFK (current) elected to office. If the damn government got out of the way and let people actually do stuff, things would be 10 times better.


      If you took your head out of your ass for a second, you might notice that the big bad government is actually made up of real, live, people actually doing "stuff". The idea that everything the government does is immediately inferior to what corporations do is at best outdated and at worse completely incorrect. For every government fuck up you present as "evidence", I can list 100 corporations that fucked things up worse. The big difference, when the government fucks up, heads roll, when corporations fuck up, the executive directors take their multi-million dollar bonuses and leave the blue collar types to take the hit.

    14. Re:Other industries by Bun · · Score: 1
      Treating workers in a foreign country the same as the workers in the company's home country (assuming the latter treatment is better) is, without hyperbole, one of the most important steps towards a fair world without resentment, and in which we can have a happy conscience.
      ...except that the foreign workers won't be treated the same as those in the home country. The companies are basically agreeing to comply with the laws of the nations in which the factories are located (which they must do anyway), with the additions of forbidding torture, discrimination, and forced/indentured/child labour:

      "For example, the labor standards section of the industry's code states that forced, bonded or indentured labor is not allowed, nor is child labor. Discrimination and harsh or inhumane treatment are forbidden; companies must comply with minimum-wage laws; and overtime and benefits policies must be in accordance with the law where the factories are located."

      Frankly, it is a rather minimal set of standards they are requiring themselves to maintain.
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    15. Re:Other industries by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      Damn kids can't get anything right...

      To be fair, those tiny fingers can do things that an adult just can't manage.
      Remember: Work your fingers to the bone, what do you get?
      Bony fingers.

    16. Re:Other industries by piper-noiter · · Score: 1

      The parent-parent might have been angry but he has a point. If the companies can solve the problem themselves why do we need a law? It might not be followed all the time, but loose and flexible guides often work better for everyone. Self-regulation can be better than unbreakable laws.

      Newspaper photography, the size of computer game boxes, the moderation on this website, are all self-regulated. If these are failures, I'd beg to differ.

      Oh, and the government workers I know, the real,live people, are overworked and understaffed. The Government isn't there to regulate what is self-regulated.

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      Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
    17. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's deplorable. Some of that stuff just falls apart at the seams in no time at all! Damn kids can't get anything right...

      I doubt there's any correlation. My dad has a PC with Windows, written right here in the US of A by middle-aged guys, and it still falls apart.

    18. Re:Other industries by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying. No-one wants to give up their standard of living for something less. No argument there... But, this is exactly the mentality that has to go.

      However, in a world with 6+ billion people, do you think it is feasible that every family (2-15 people) has two cars, multiple TV's, microwave owen, change their settee every two years?

      No, it is not feasible or sustainable. I do not think that it ever will get to the point where everyone have the same standard of living, but I think that the disparity will get less eventually.

      In the west, we have for far to long had an overinflated standard of living at the expense of people in development countries. It has to change and it will change. By peaceful means, or by violent means.

      Look at China, they want the standard of living that people in the US has. Can the world take a 500% increase in pollution, use-and-chuck mentality etc? Hardly. What if India wants the same standard of living as in US? That is another billion of people.

      Dropping the standard for the privilegied minority to raise it a bit for the vast majority is the only option. There is not enough resources to raise everyone to the highest standard. That is a fact and the sooner people realise, the better.

      Just a thought...

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      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    19. Re:Other industries by hugesmile · · Score: 1
      Yes it did. Now most clothes are made by pre-teens in third world sweatshops.

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

      Are you for torturing kids or against it? You seem to contradict yourself.

    20. Re:Other industries by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      If the companies can solve the problem themselves why do we need a law?

      You can count on companies to do one thing well: try to make a profit. You can't depend on them for anything else, especially not to help the public good in any way that will impact the bottom line. (There might be some exceptions based on individual philanthropic owners, but in general, the larger the company gets, the more it focuses on making profits.)

      The government (at least theoretically) exists to perform the functions which you can't depend on private entities to do for the good of the public. You can argue that the government isn't doing its job effectively, but the correct solution is to FIX the government "system", not to hand those functions over to unaccountable & motivationally-challenged private entities.

    21. Re:Other industries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ergeddy blah.

      The everything machine might change this. If nanotech does get to the point in 500 or so years where you put in dirt and out comes a computer, then the answer is yes, these luxurious lifestyles for everyone is possible. Plus, earth won't be the only planet sustaining the human race at that point.

      So for the next 500 years, sure there will be injustice. But I'm not giving up my steak so that some kid in China can have a little extra rice. If I have to kill them, I will.

      I think you can see this happening in the Iraq war, so long as you believe that it's for oil. If we have to sacrafice a few American boys and Iraqi civilians in order to secure energy for the U.S. for the next 15 or so years, then yes, it's worth it. If I have to send more money to Nicarauga, Russia or Venezuela to pay for my energy then that's less money I get to spend on my toys.

      I boils down to, yes, maintaining my lifestyle is worth killing people.

    22. Re:Other industries by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      I believe you are trolling here, but I will respond anyway.

      From your reply, I guess that you are american (from the US of A). If what you are saying is representative of the majority of people in the US, then the US deserves isolation from the rest of the world. Remember that without trade with the rest of the world, the US is nothing.

      FWIW, I do not believe that the majority of people in the US is as short-sighted as you make yourself out to be. Given all the unbiased facts of the situation, I believe a majority would be willing to even out the standard of living across the planet.

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      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    23. Re:Other industries by MCS · · Score: 1

      I'd agree with the theory of this document and the need to make it law. I'm still printing it off to read it more carefully, but my one concern is the following:
      is this simply a joint PR move, and a promise then none of the three will rat the other out for unfair treatment of workers?

      Yes, sometimes I go to bed listening to conspiracy theorists.

    24. Re:Other industries by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Well, yes and no...The US worked hard over a number of years to attain our current level of living. Now...why didn't the other countries do the same? Just because they are getting a late start...why should we not only willingly lower ours to raise their's...but, go out of our way to do so.

      Again...I have no problem with other country's finallys starting to progress and raise their standard's of living...something they should have started long ago like we did. But, why should we be forced to lower ours that we've worked so hard for over the years. Life IS a competition...it just isn't the US way to quit....

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    25. Re:Other industries by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      Aye, the people of USA have worked hard, many of them have worked their arses off to make a living while the corporations they worked for turned in mahusive profits at their expense. Then the corporations decided that their profits was not big enough off the back of the people in the USA, so they looked abroad, became multi national and started ripping people off that did not have the benefits of the good education in the USA, or where you did not have to adhere to petty little rules about safety, working hours and practices that cut in to their precious profits.

      Wake up and smell the coffee.. Resources are running out, and any nation that decides to start getting a little too agressive about securing resources for themselves will see the rest of the world gang up on them. The eyes of the world is on the US now, how your government handles Iraq will set the tone for the future me thinks.

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      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    26. Re:Other industries by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I guess you've lost me here. What does our handling of Iraq have to do with dwindling resources?

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    27. Re:Other industries by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      Iraq has oil. Oil is one of the resources on this planet that some people think it is worth fighting wars over to secure what they think they have a "god-given right" to.

      If the USA is seen to have gone to war to secure exclusive access to oil reserves, and lets face it, it is pretty clear that the health and safety of the Iraqi people was never high on the list of priorities, the USA will have even less sympathy and support. Perhaps to the point where world sanctions are imposed against the USA. Who knows, time will tell and so forth.

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      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
    28. Re:Other industries by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I really don't believe we went to war over there to get their oil. That's pretty ludacris (sp?)....no proof of that. Saddam had not complied with the terms of surrender from 1st Gulf war. He had 12 years to comply and pretty much ignored the UN resolutions...kept firing at US planes in the no fly zones..

      Enough was enough. We certainly wouldn't have given Germany 12 years to comply with terms of surrender at the end of WW2. So, battle resumed and he's now gone.

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      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    29. Re:Other industries by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      You believe what you want. You can only base your view on the information at hand, and USA news is not exactly going to admit they went to war for oil as the regime would not have had the support of the people for that.

      Saddam was bad, no argument there. But going to war on the official premise that there was WMD deployable in 45 minutes in Iraq, a claim that later has been shown to be a blatant lie. Other claims been shown to be falsified or lies as well, like the uranium from Niger, the aluminium pipes purchase attempt, the existans of stockpiles of WMD, the existance of an active programme to develop A-bombs. Not to mention the mahusive porkie about Saddam being bestest buddy with Osama. It is well documented that those two can not stand each other.

      There war itself had no legal backing, despite the fact that Saddam was an evil tyrant. Other evil tyrants exists, but the USA is not attacking them, perhaps because there are no resources in those countries worth starting a war for...?

      We could turn this around so it is easier for the people in the USA to understand. The USA is engaged in practices that are against international law, geneva convention and UN resolutions. An embargo, international sanctions and no-fly/no-travel zones could be implemented along borders to Mexico and Canada. There could be a blocade preventing ships from coming and going to your coasts.

      In that situation, what would You do?

      Remember, USA is in violation of international law, and the blocade is above board and totally legal.

      My bet is that you guys would fight.

      Can you blame Saddam for, in his view, defending his country?

      (Of course you will blame him, right up until you get my point..)

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      Swedish, but resident in the UK since 1996.
  2. wow... by Low2000 · · Score: 1

    Can't we all just get along...? Erm... wait. Wow. I'm shocked! They are getting along!

  3. No more polluting, no more poisoning of workers? by Trigun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What will they think of next? I guess that the dollar isn't worth as much as it once was, as it seems to take more of 'em to buy out these corp's ethics.

    Smoke that Enron!

  4. They're just figuring this out??? by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Man, shipping jobs overseas is old hat and the same old model applies. The low wages = low standards of living. Keep them pinned down, keep wages low. But yes, we're making profits and selling our stuff cheap. This is a rehash, anybody ever remember Phil Knight and Nike's fiasco on this? So, now it's the manufacturers turn.

    I watched the Discovery program on the IT boom in Bangalore, a few yards away, kids being left unattended while their parents work in a glass sweat shop.

    Anybody out there have some Wipro TP?

    --
    Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
  5. Finally by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    No more dire working conditions at least for some workers. It is a good start. A very good start. I wonder what companies would follow this trend. Judging from which one of them I would trust to do no evil, it would be Google. From the rumors I've heard, it would be Sun. Only time will tell.

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    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until Google starts into manufacturing operations, they're about as irrelevant a comparison here as you could get.

  6. This will last how long? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    IBM, Dell and HP have agreed to a code of conduct for not only workers, but the environment as well.

    And they'll be clobbered by the scumbags who undercut them on price by sh!tting on the rest of the world for a buck.

    (Ok, I'm a bit down right now, because I was just looking for a jersey on eBay and see they sell tonnes of knockoffs straight out of SE Asia.)

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:This will last how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (Ok, I'm a bit down right now, because I was just looking for a jersey on eBay and see they sell tonnes of knockoffs straight out of SE Asia.)

      Now agreed that many of the workers in SE Asia are not treated according to our workers standards, but is the overinflated price that we pay for licensed apparel (esp. shoes) really worth paying? Maybe this will drive local-made prices to reasonable levels, without harming quality and/or workers rights. (Same thing that will hopefully happen here)

    2. Re:This will last how long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its most likely the rest of the world that will defecate on itself. Chances are pretty good it will be Korean, Chineas, or Twianes, companies that take advantage of their own local work force. Most likely conditions in there facilities are already poorer then anyhting Dell, IBM, or HP was willing to get involved in. People are quick to blame America and American Companies for all these types of ills. Truth is though we don't directly contribute all that often, mostly we just provide a market.

    3. Re:This will last how long? by prell · · Score: 1
      And they'll be clobbered by the scumbags who undercut them on price by sh!tting on the rest of the world for a buck.
      That's why this needs to be law :-)
    4. Re:This will last how long? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      That's why this needs to be law :-)

      There are and have been trade laws. Notice many people in SE Asia actually obeying them? It was rather impressive that PRC finally refused to accept anymore high tech trash from the USA (which was polluting streams and ground water), but I'm hearing quite a bit in news how little control the central govt of even that country has on every little enterprise. Taiwan has major problems with metals in their well water (I think they import most of their drinking water now, sucks to be poor there and have kids develop brain damage) Most other countries are so eager to get business they overlook pollution and working conditions as merely a minor side effect of the capitalism they so badly want (even those countries which professed to be communist or socialist before.) Makes me wonder what the Nepalese Maoists really think they're going to end up with in 10 years if they succeed.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    5. Re:This will last how long? by parliboy · · Score: 1

      Aw, man, poor guy. Hey, to cheer you up, I'll let you borrow the new anime DVDs I got in from China last week.

      --
      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
    6. Re:This will last how long? by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      Not very long. Today's stock movement:

      HP: Down 0.42 to 17.94
      Dell: Down 0.43 to 35.01
      IBM: Down 0.71 to 87.39

      Obviously stock price movement won't just be tied to this, but the markets sure don't seem to be happy either.

  7. Something tells me... by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Something tells me that their 'envirnomental' protections they are agreeing to would get them thrown into prison if used in Europe or America.

    1. Re:Something tells me... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Something tells me that their 'envirnomental' protections they are agreeing to would get them thrown into prison if used in Europe or America.

      Remember when Wal-Mart would carry American Made goods? That lasted how long after Sam Walton died? Fifteen seconds?

      In America (even under King George) companies must respect the environment, but you can't stem the tide only with manufacturers, you have to hold the retailers up to scrutiny.

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    2. Re:Something tells me... by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      You can't possibly get thrown into prison in America for any amount of environmental devastation at all, unless you provably did it with direct intent to harm some specific person. As long as your just "doing business" the worst you can get is a fine, and not a very big one at that.

    3. Re:Something tells me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right! Working for a company precludes you from having to follow laws, and work for a company! I think it's time for me to pull a bank job, claim that I was "doing business" and then get a small fine.

      On the other hand, back in reality, anyone intentionally violating environmental laws faces not only fines but jail time, and that they can safely report violations ordered by their employeer, because it's illegal to fire someone for making such a report.

      BTW: It's great to see that you aren't just corporation bashing without understanding the issues, because that would be totally lame.

    4. Re:Something tells me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About that reporting of violations, you think making it illegal to fire someone for reporting ever stopped anything? Companies will still fire people and invent all kinds of excuses. The enforcement mechanism here is that companies will always fire people and make enemies anyway, and those disgruntled employees who have already been screwed will then report the environmental problems in revenge.

      It's actually a pretty neat system that way, because the logical outcome of one of these situations where everyone is completely greedy, immoral, and cynical is for everyone to report each other's violations to the government, and everybody involved will demand that the courts step in to clean up the mess.

  8. It's good! by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    "Child Labor Child labor is not to be used in any stage of manufacturing. The term "child" refers to any person employed under the age of 15 (or 14[...]" This IS GOOD! BRAVO! However... Some C/C++ prodigies might get hurt, or will they? BTW, what is the expected age of programming prodigies to attain professional level? 14, 16, 18? I think Linus was something like closer to 20 or something.

    1. Re:It's good! by Ignignot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      By definition a prodigy is someone who is exceptionally young to do what he or she is capable of doing. For example, Mozart was a child prodigy, not because he could write amazing music, but because he was an exceptional pianist. (Which later helped him write music). So I'd say that a prodigy programmer would have to be younger than 13. At least.

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    2. Re:It's good! by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      You're right around 16, aren't you. Easy on the hubris, killer...=P

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      -insert a witty something-
    3. Re:It's good! by lskziq · · Score: 1
      By definition a prodigy is someone who is exceptionally young to do what he or she is capable of doing

      Sorry, but you were just begging for it ; )

      www.dictionary.com says a prodigy is: 1. A person with exceptional talents or powers: a math prodigy.
      2. An act or event so extraordinary or rare as to inspire wonder.
      3. A portentous sign or event; an omen.

      The world-net dictionary seems to say something about age, though. Perhaps you were thinking "precocious"?

  9. Wow, a step in the right direction! by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

    Kudos to all involved. I haven't read the actual agreement yet, but from the article it sounds like a very promising begining. Technology and computers these days are great, and I hope they keeps going strong, but I'd hate to see people trampled on along the way. Now, I guess thats one less thing to have to worry about, eh?

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    William George
  10. Re: hike the price damn the users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all big corp biz get along, where you been? hike the price damn the user...

  11. Easier to talk, harder to walk by wombatmobile · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Do as HP says not as HP does.

    1. Re:Easier to talk, harder to walk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly wants to see you in her office Monday morning. I think your getting a promotion!

      Or maybe not...

  12. Globalspeek/Businesspeak by Cade144 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Man, I just love it when PR-types find new uses and abuses for the English language.
    My favorite businesspeak phrase in the article:
    An HP executive said the companies were not responding to anything other than the fact that "we are globalizing in many parts of the world."

    Yeah, globalization, would, by it's very nature, occur in many parts of the world. Sheesh!

    1. Re:Globalspeek/Businesspeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give them a break; they're "inventing" new phrases.

    2. Re:Globalspeek/Businesspeak by node+3 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, globalization, would, by it's very nature, occur in many parts of the world.

      "Globalization" is a euphamism for "corporate colonialism". Substitute in the proper variation of that phrase when you "globaliz*" and it makes a lot more sense.

      The offending excerpt becomes:

      An HP executive said the companies were not responding to anything other than the fact that "we are colonizing in many parts of the world."
  13. What about... by jav1231 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What about including "not locking users into Windows via OEM agreements with Satan! er...Microsoft!

    1. Re:What about... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      My goodness. You are supposed to be the educated! Let me break it down: They've adobted a (boce) "Code of Conduct"...to which I replied, " What about including "not locking users into Windows via OEM agreements with Satan! er...Microsoft! " in the (boce) "Code of Conduct."

  14. "we are globalizing in many parts of the world." by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As opposed to globalizing in just one part of the world?

    "we are globalizing in many parts of the world." == we are shopping jobs to those areas where our cost is the least and will enable us to maximize profit. Typical pump-up shareholder stuff, typical another worker in a higher paying region loses a job.

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  15. The Weak Dollar by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What will they think of next? I guess that the dollar isn't worth as much as it once was, as it seems to take more of 'em to buy out these corp's ethics.

    The almighty buck is weaker than you think. There was an interesting discussion going on on alt.fan.pratchett regarding where books are coming from. Even Euro booksellers are shipping US printed copies of Going Postal (the latest book) because they can get them cheaper than the UK editions. A big clue as to which you have is the cover (US: Arm reaching out of a stack of envelopes, UK: A central man in a gold uniform in a scene reminiscent of the Star Wars Ep:IV poster)

    So we're exporting some things, thanks to Europe getting their sh!t together and developing a strong Euro. They can feel good about buying from us for taking care of our environment, even if many workers are now in parttime jobs w/o healthcare, pension, etc. Maybe this is the way to get our manufacturing base back together? Let the dollar slide some more.

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  16. You're WRONG, atleast about the documentary by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This article is mainly about Hardware/Electronics companies where most of the work is done on an actual shopfloor. Usually conditions at silicon manufacturers are *far* worse than those at software companies because of environmental hazards and actual physical labor.

    Regarding your point about LOW wages in the software services business (which you call the IT Boom in Bangalore), most of the profits for companies shipping work to other countries comes *not* from paying low wages, BUT because of the *low* Cost of Living in these countries. For example, (according to the same program you saw) the cost of living in India is 1/5th (0.2x) that in the US. This means that you can pay employees 1/5th of the wage and still keep them happy. There's also the exchange rate factor which comes in, but I've rambled enough.

    The Conditions being targetting by this Code of Conduct are not for software programmers (usually White Collar workers) but for workers in the actual silicon chip manufacturing units (usually a Blue Collar job).

    I'm tired of people claiming that Software engineers in India/etc work in pathetic conditions, while most of the people I know who work live at a *higher* standard of living than the rest of the population. Just because they get paid 1/5th the equivalent in US Dollars does *not* mean they're working for less. It's just that it costs less to maintain a comfortable lifestyle there.

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    1. Re:You're WRONG, atleast about the documentary by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Just because they get paid 1/5th the equivalent in US Dollars does *not* mean they're working for less. It's just that it costs less to maintain a comfortable lifestyle there."

      While I freely admit I've not been there (India) and my opinions are formed completely on what I've seen on TV and read....

      I think there is a wide descrepancy between what a comfortable lifestyle is there vs. what one is here (US). The living conditions I've seen over there...even in the moderately affluent parts of cities...looks like pretty low income places in the US. I'd venture to guess it is a much lower standard of living over there than here...in general.

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    2. Re:You're WRONG, atleast about the documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People in India have far more time to be social than people in America - that's something most people never tend to take into account when they judge the standard of living.

      In India, a middle class family can afford to have one parent (usually the mother) at home to take care of the kids all the time - something that seems to be a luxury in the West as of late. Also, the warm weather means, you don't need much to live - all you need is food and a makeshift roof over your head and you can survive. In most 1st World countries, not having adequate heating facilities means that you die in the cold winters.

      Also, there are certain things you just get used to. What you consider a necessity in life - because you've had it and have grown up with it all your life - may be considered an un-needed expense by most people over there.

      I'll also argue that the poorest in India live better lives than the poorest in America. They may not have money to buy clothes everytime their kids grow a size or enough money to get their shack fixed, but they don't go hungry. They can walk into any temple, mosque, or church and there's food available freely twice every day.

      Ah, I'm going off topic and will stop now ;).

  17. Re:"we are globalizing in many parts of the world. by (SM)+Spacemonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

    "It has been said that arguing against globalization is like arguing against the laws of gravity."
    -Kofi Annan, Ghanaian diplomat, seventh secretary-general of the United Nations, 2001 Nobel Peace Prize

  18. How about a "No Prostitution" clause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a clause that says they won't do evil things to bolster their relationship with other vendors, just to make a quick buck?

    1. Re:How about a "No Prostitution" clause? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would kill groups like the republican (and many democrat) party.

  19. recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

    For 70 years after such shocking events as the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire, American labor organized to protect the labor market, its workers, and the economy that depends on it from the shortsighted profit hunger of American corporations. In global ports like Boston, New York, Los Angeles and elsewhere, American labor turned skills, productivity, quality and reliability into globally superior goods, filling global markets with American brands. But American corporations turned the tides in the 1980s, undermining labor and outsourcing manufacturing to other countries without the labor or environment protections in the US, while reducing those safeguards here. So yes, now we've got overseas sweatshops polluting the globe, while a few shareholders and executives keep the profits. After generations of success under American labor laws, that's the consequence of selling out labor to the profiteers.

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    1. Re:recent difference by Planesdragon · · Score: 0

      Very well said.

      We are a nation of Law and Democracy. Corporatism is neither lawful nor democratic, as it is an engine with the extremely effecient wheels of chaos and the limitless engine of greed.

      We would be fools to ban Corporatism, but bigger fools still to let it lead us to anarchy and feudalism.

    2. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      228 years ago, the Continental Congress turned the tables on the government, harnessing it in service of the people, relegating its rights to its natural inferiority to people. Rather than ban the government, they created the most stable and productive government structure since then, possibly ever. We the people allowed the creation of the synthetic "person", the corporation, by ignoring the legal deceptions at its creation in California in the late 1800s, and feeding its growth through the 20th Century for its benefit to those who administer power in our country. But just as it took hundreds of years for English colonists to realize they were Americans, who could no longer suffer the injustice and exploitation of monarchy, after about as long under the corporation, we must rip that power structure out, and replace it with a manageable system that keeps its productivity, enhances it, by subordinating it to human rights. Along the way, we'll reset much of the creeping autocracy that corporations have institutionalized in our government, too. We've got a lot of work to do, but the alternative is all work and no pay.

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    3. Re:recent difference by Catharsis · · Score: 1

      228 years ago, the Continental Congress turned the tables on the government, harnessing it in service of the people, relegating its rights to its natural inferiority to people. Rather than ban the government, they created the most stable and productive government structure since then, possibly ever. We the people allowed the creation of the synthetic "person", the corporation, by ignoring the legal deceptions at its creation in California in the late 1800s, and feeding its growth through the 20th Century for its benefit to those who administer power in our country. [...]

      This is so almost eloquent, and yet, almost entirely unintelligible.

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    4. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      Excellent. So, how do we begin?

    5. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Try reading it out loud, pausing for a half second at the commas. Try to get a rhythm from the subordinate clauses working against the dominant clauses. Emphasize quoted words, and use a cadence of gravitas throughout. Then ask the person next to you what you just said.

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    6. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Corporate "personhood" is all based on the 1886 tax case of California's Santa Clara county and Southern Pacific Railroad. The court ruled on specific tax liabilities of the corporation, but the court clerk included, in the headnotes, the otherwise unsupported assertion that "[...] corporations are persons within the intent [...] of the Fourteenth Amendment to the Constitution [...]". The clerk seems to have been employed by the railroad, which owned the local newspapers which promoted the faked decision. These headnotes aren't precedents, but they are the entire precedential basis for later corporate "rights". Then, in 1978, (now-Chief) Justice Rehnquist wrote the dissenting opinion in the 5-4 Supreme Court case that gave corporations the right to give unlimited money to "political causes". Rehnquist thought the 1886 "decision" was wrong. It came up in the "Nike v. Kasky" case before the Court, and it ought to come up again and again until the scam is dispelled.

      Corporate "personhood" turns out to be extremely fragile. We can promote these cases in the media to equalize the corporate lawyer consciousness of them with public awareness. These decisions go wrong in the dark, and the light of day makes it much harder for them to work against us. To date, most of that "light" has been corporate media editorials in favor, of course, of corporate personhood. So this latest chapter has begun, with some surprising allies and unsurprising enemies. It's also worthwhile to note that a reelected Bush will almost certainly send at least one or two new justices to the Court, and maybe as many as four - including, ironically, a replacement for Rehnquist much less likely to exhibit the traditional "Conservative" philosophy of headlines merely summarizing stories, rather than extrajudicial end-runs around justice.

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    7. Re:recent difference by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You are almost able to read English, and yet, you are almost entirely a bozo.

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    8. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      So... don't vote for Bush is how we start?

    9. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Understanding how corporations swiped our birthright is how we start. The next step is understanding how vulnerable is their status. When you understand that the Supreme Court can put humans back on top in the "inalienable rights" business, you're almost there. Because you realize that Kerry or Bush will get to appoint at least 2-4 of the 9 Supremes in the next 4 years. One of whom will replace the apparently flexible Rehnquist, who's just hanging on in spite of age and cancer to usher in a Bush reelection, if he's needed.

      We've been not voting for Bush for years. That's necessary, but not good enough. If you don't want to sell out your human rights to corporations, you will vote for Kerry NEXT WEEK. Then you'll join me as we stay on his ass to roll back corporate privilege. Liberty isn't free, but its cost is not prohibitively expensive - unless we lose more of it, and cannot get it back.

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    10. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      Alright, a challenge, if you would: convince me that Kerry isn't every bit as corporate as Bush. Consider his wife, where his money comes, etc.

    11. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You can hardly be as corporate as Bush (that is, 100%) when you're "the most liberal Senator in Congress", or even as liberal as Kerry has actually been (probably about 75%). Kerry's wife's money comes from her prior (deceased) husband, a Republican senator with a family food business. That's hardly the same as Bush's money, which came from the buyouts of his failed corporations by people, including the Saudis, buying access to first his father, then him as Texas governor, now president.

      The feeling among Americans that Democrats and Republicans are both too corporate is accurate. It's one reason that I'm not a member of either party (or any other). But they're not equally corporate - or corporations wouldn't be donating with such disparity to Bush (though they hedge their bets with Democrat donations). Another difference is the absolute denial of any access to Bush presidential policy for any but the biggest corporations, and some big constituencies (eg. fundamentalist Christians) whose voters are reliable, given issues that don't conflict with the corporate agenda, but don't really matter except in decreased liberty and safety for citizens.

      I wish we could be voting this year to reduce political parties to the status of newspaper editorial boards, producing only policy statements and endorsements. Or to remove the corporate priority over humans in
      "rights" protected by our government. But instead, this year we have to choose between Bush, who will perpetuate the corporate state, and Kerry, who will merely include corporations in his constituency. The bright side is that Kerry is also more accessible to non-corporations, and is backed by a lot more organizations independent of his party. So electing Kerry means reversing the corporate/party momentum, with a chance for those wishes to come true. But of course, change requires Americans to participate, instead of just wishing.

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    12. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      How do you know that Kerry is only 75%, though? Are there numbers to back this up? Do you know where Kerry's money comes from? Is it all from Ketchup? Surely his Renoir's aren't /that/ valuable.

      Liberal doesn't necessarily translate into anti-corporate. It seems that Kerry has a great deal of money and money pools in corporations. I actually get the impression that Kerry will be /more/ corporate than Bush based on the elitist attitude. He looks down at me, the middle-class, although I can quite his or his running mate's wife (I can't remember which) by stating that I don't think he's "worked an honest day in his life". Only the very young and naive can believe that, aside from a lottery or extremely good luck, that a person can amass that much wealth honestly, and I link dishonest with corporate. But, that is just an impression -- but we vote on impressions.

      (This is a great discussion!!)

    13. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You asked the important, realistic question "convince me that Kerry isn't every bit as corporate as Bush". He's not as corporate as Bush, as I detailed. We're not going to get an anticorporate messiah for president - "the business of America is business", "what's good for GM is good for America", each candidate has raised over $200M... It's a corporate job, to a great extent. Corporations are, in fact, run by active American citizens.

      We need to change that to rebalance representation of humans over corporations, but we can't pretend that we'll reverse the balance in a single election, a single candidate, without a revolution in the American people. Since Americans are so complacent about their corporate predators, we've got an ubercorporate flack in power, with a significantly less corporate challenger. That's why I'm voting for Kerry, who represents me better than Bush. That's the only choice we've got NEXT WEEK, and I'm taking it. Since I care about rolling back the corporate takeover of government, I'll be active at least through the 2006 Congressional election, when more anticorporate (prohuman) progress can be made. Which will enhance the prohuman influence on President Kerry. No such influence is possible with President Bush and President VP Cheney.

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    14. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      Everything is relative -- I see what you mean.

      In the end, I find it hard to get too worked up about the world and money. I've worked in many different corporate environments and I have come to the conclusion that corporations are like schools -- glorified baby-sitters to keep us distracted during the day from something.

      When I see Chaney, I think corporate right away. In fact, your reasoning is exactly why I started out months ago wanting to vote for Kerry. Unfortunately, his elitist attitude, back-handed, inappropriate comments about Chaney's daughter, constant shifting, and general evil demeanor turned me off. It's like Kerry has gone out of his way to make it hard for me to vote for him. Even his running mate and wife make it even worse. The last thing I need at the top is two lawyers. Lawyers are the reason America is falling apart.

      Bush looks like a bungler, I know. But, his actions do not show bungling to me at all, dispite what the media says. I have a lot of the same demeanor as Bush, with the same personality, and I'm a friggin' super-genius so I don't hold that against him :-P I know where he stands and I agree with more of Bush's philosophy than Kerry's -- that we cannot let the UN decide our fate because the UN is filled with teeth-gnashing people who wish they were us and want us to fail because humans love to see people on top topple. I know, as much as I don't like it, that we're going to have to expand the war on terrorism and start to bring out the bigger guns. I also know that we can't win any war at all by telling the enemy that we are doing the wrong thing. There's a reason fundamental Islamists are dancing in the street in support of Kerry (see the news, it's really happening!). Anyone who brings comfort to the aid of the enemy like the fundamental Islamist terrorists -- an enemy who attacked and killed 3000 innocent people on 9/11 -- is a traitor. Kerry is a traitor, how else do you define the word???

    15. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm disappointed that, for all your "media awareness", you're buying their lines on Bush and Kerry.

      Bush *is* a bungler, except where his cronyism and political pandering are going swell. Where are those jobs he said he'd create with his tax cuts for the rich? Where's that "cakewalk", or WMDs in Iraq? Where's Osama? Where are the 380 tons of bombs he let guerillas loot in Iraq? (OK, they're blowning up in our soldiers faces every day.) Where's the "uniter, not a divider"? Every point on his promised agenda has gone terribly wrong, unless you're rich and don't care about universal rights.

      Kerry's comment about Cheney's lesbian daughter having a right to be gay was appropriate, as her career has been *being gay*, from corporate outreach to leading the B/C campaign promotion, despite their campaign's attempted Constitutional tampering to discriminate against gays. Some media might have claimed Kerry "outed" her, but she came onto the stage with her girlfriend (can't marry her) to join her father, right after *his* debate, in which it was also mentioned - without the media flareup. She's been out, comfortably and even opportunistically, for years. The media spin claiming the mention of her political and sexual orientation (she's a professionally gay Republican) was just a smokescreen for covering the litany of lies Bush spewed in those mismatched debates.

      As for lawyers, Bush won the presidency by suing to stop the recount in Florida, and was appointed the winner by a (divided) panel of judges. They're pushing "tort reform", code for "only corporations can sue". Unless you've got a big corporation, and no conscience, you're on the losing side of that one.

      Kerry's remarks about "sensitivity" in the Terror War were clear, from the actual sentence, that we have to be sensitive to the nonterrorists in the communities we're targeting with counterterrorism, and to our allies with whom we must work in our global war on terror. How can you believe he wants to be "sensitive" to terrorists, when he has said so many times his plan is to kill them? And how can you ignore the need for sensitivity to our allies and nonterrorists, when Bush's "with us or against us" movie cowboy arrogance is a catastrophe, generating more terrorist recruits every day, while keeping our allies from helping us as adversaries? Not to mention your confusion of Iraq with the al Qaeda terrorists who actually attacked us - there's no connection, until we created an al Qaeda breeding ground in Iraq, as a catastrophic diversion from the abortive war in Afghanistan.

      Who cares whether foreign Muslim assholes are shown in some news (reference, please?) celebrating Kerry. It's not worth it to decide whether that's just disinformation to suit the Bush campaign, or whether they've bought the same media lies I'm debunking here. Americans don't vote *against foreign preferences* - that's even worse than voting against Kerry because he disappointed you, while Bush has lowered expectations so low that he *can't* disappoint. No president is going to give "aid and comfort" to *the enemy*, unless you count Bush's protection of the Saudis, who funded the 9/11/2001 terrorists. Kerry is free from those family and oil connections. While Bush is their willing prisoner.

      Look, you have to take responsibility for voting for the *better* choice in our screwed-up two party system. That's all we've got. If you're going to ask "who's less corporate", I'll take you at face value and give you details of how Kerry is less corporate. If you're going to start spitting out insanity like "Kerry is a traitor", you're on your own.

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    16. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      Where are those jobs he said he'd create with his tax cuts for the rich?

      If I am making $30,000 a year and I am taxed at 10%, I am paying $3,000 a year. If I am making $70,000 a year and I am taxed at 10%, I am paying $7,000 a year. If I am making $300,000 a year and am taxed at 10%, I am paying $30,000 a year. The rich are taxed higher than the rest even after these cuts. The rich pay most of the taxed due to simple math -- you make more, you pay more. It isn't fair to tax the rich at any other rate than anyone else, jealousy be damned. They pay more money, what is the problem? There is no law that because they have more than you that they should give you a bigger share. That just makes a person not want to have more. Since America, for good or evil, is based upon consumption, that would undermine our capitalist system because the biggest consumers are the rich and they can't consume as much if you're taking more of their money. I'm not being hypocritical here -- I do think most people are rich by stealing and exploiting, but the math still holds up.

      About the gay thing, it was wrong of Kerry to mention it. It was an obvious political stab. He could have mentioned anyone else and it makes him look like a rat, even if Chaney's daughter wore a sign.

      Bush won the election in 2,000. Every recount proved it. He was defending himself against lawyers looking to abuse the system.

      I do agree that Bush is too lenient on corporations. Corporations are the root of most evil today. My vote for Bush is relative, just like your vote for Kerry.

      They did find that Saddam Hussein did fund Al Queda. So, there is a definite connection there. Granted, so does Iran, Syria, and the other 'stans, but all in due time. I think it is very reasonable to say that war is no time for sensitivity. Once a country declares war, and the congress did support that declaration, the country must win the war. Period. America takes unbelievable steps to avoid civilian casualties. The terrorists certainly do not work with such restrictions. Either we win the war or we lose it and we can't afford to lose it. Afghanistan is a resounding success, by the way -- they are having elections. We won in Afghanistan, there is no Taliban, that was our primary objective, now we're winning in Iraq.

      No president is going to give "aid and comfort" to *the enemy*, unless you count Bush's protection of the Saudis, who funded the 9/11/2001 terrorists.

      Don't confuse your Moore with reality. Moore's got a bone to pick with Bush. Bush told him to get a real job so now he's trying to get him back with lies.

      There is a reason the terrorists are celebrating Kerry. They know that they'll win if we elect Kerry because we'll be the weasly, Liberal, apologetic nation they always thought we were, which is what embolded them in the first place to hit us with those planes.

      By telling the terrorists in Iraq (and they are terrorists, as you've seen them perform acts of terror over there like killing those children) that we should not be fighting the war moralizes the enemy and demoralizes our troops. That leads to increased death of our soldiers and a higher likelyhood of failure, which we cannot afford. This is an act of betrayal. To betray one's country is gain the label of traitor. Therefore, Kerry is a traitor. Just because he is running for president and that people like him doesn't mean he isn't what he is.

    17. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're a clown. You're repeating all the Bush talking points like a good freeper. After you wasted my time showing how Kerry is less corporate than Bush, you're just trolling for excuses to parrot their lies. *You* are a media hack, and a corporate flack. I hope you miss your beloved fascist Bush regime terribly, when it goes down the tubes NEXT WEEK to the cesspool from which it climbed.

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    18. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      And so the true Doc Ruby comes out. I counter his arguments and he can't counter them back so he has to go personal -- just like Kerry. He starts out pretending he is all academic with the flowery language -- just like Kerry -- and now, after minor discussion, melts-down into what he truly is: a frothing, hateful person.

      Pray for the senator in disguise.

    19. Re:recent difference by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, we've merely outed you as a Republican troll. I answered your disingenuous question clearly, and you're fishing for an imaginary "hateful person". Where's the froth? When did I act "all academic"? You are a gibbering fool, the exact kind of lying, sneering fraud who I do hate. Because you're not only full of crap, you're spewing it on our country. What meltdown? I calmly hate you, and what you represent: the blind idiot partisans who engage in "discussions" merely as entry into gaming any system, no matter how small and trivial. I have countered every specious argument, answered every bogus question, in this thread. You are the one now attacking the messenger, because my message is too true for you to address. Enjoy the next 4+ years as we undo all the damage your troll army has managed by cheating the trust of your fellow countrymen.

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    20. Re:recent difference by dprust · · Score: 1

      Learn what Troll means. You're the one trolling here.

      You're out of control emotionally, based on the contradictions in your statement. You state that you are not a hateful person, yet you say I am the exact kind of "lying, sneering fraud [whom] I do HATE." You call me "full of crap, ... spewing it on our country," yet you say you are "calmly hating me." If this is your calm, you'd have to be absolutely psychotic when you are angry! These are direct, personal attacks, petty name-calling and if you insist on harrassing me, I will report you. At the very least, I'm going to stop reading this thread.

      Your opinion of me is meaningless and I don't come on to /. to get called names. So, go away; vote for who you want to, show your opinion at the polls if you must!

  20. West = #1 on Environment and Worker's Rights by reporter · · Score: 1
    The clothing industry actually established something like this in the 1930's. My father worked in the garment district in Manhattan and he said it made a big difference.

    The West has always been on the forefront of human rights and worker's rights. Ditto for the environment.

    Check out the last study by the Silicon Valley Toxics coalition. The study evaluates each computer companies' commitment to the environment. The top-ranked companies were all companies based in Western countries (e.g. Japan and the USA) and run on Western principles.

    In the study, Dell received a failing grade. That Dell is finally cleaning up its act is good news.

    Note that all the Korean and Chinese (including Taiwanese and Hong Kong) companies received failing grades. Interestingly, Korean and Chinese clothing factories in South America and Southeast Asia are notorious for abusing garment workers. Abuse includes beatings and rape.

    The companies that treat garment workers best are American and Japanese.

    If you hate the state of world affairs, join me in writing the following on the November ballot.

    president: Bill O'Reilly
    vice-president: Tammy Bruce

    1. Re:West = #1 on Environment and Worker's Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you hate the state of world affairs ...

      ... vote Nader.

    2. Re:West = #1 on Environment and Worker's Rights by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      If you hate the state of world affairs, join me in writing the following on the November ballot.

      I'll say the same thing I told one of my colleagues here at work... I don't believe any vote is ever wasted, but this year really requires some hard decision making. Kerry and Bush are just about tied in the polls. We can be pretty sure one of them will win. If you choose to vote for someone who is neither Democrat nor Republican, your vote will not be wasted. It will help strengthen whatever party your candidate belongs to, so that they have a greater chance of winning a future election. But you have to balance that desire against how much you care about whether Kerry or Bush wins. If you are truly against either one of them (and it doesn't matter which), you might be better off voting for the lesser of two evils. On the other hand, if you really don't care that much about which of them wins, you should by all means vote for your favorite candidate. The decision would be much easier if there was a clear lead in the race.

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    3. Re:West = #1 on Environment and Worker's Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but Reebok is British, not American. Just go to any shoeshop and look at Reebok Boxes. Union Jack, not Star-Spangled Banner.

  21. Holy Liberals, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we can pay more for our computers and still have the jobs outsourced at the same time. Yay for free trade!

  22. toothless announcement by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is what corporations do when they give Congress an excuse to "deregulate": "police themselves". This agreement has no teeth for violations, as it's just a mutual agreement, public relations. If they standardize their global labor contracts, and commit to these standards in those contracts, with specified consequences for breaking them (contractual or under enforcable local laws), they'll have something. Until then, all they've written is a "get out of jail free" card.

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    1. Re:toothless announcement by saintp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Agreed! Everyone else seems to be too busy giving the companies cockrubs to notice that the agreement basicall says: "We'll follow all the laws of the country, and, in addition, we won't kill anyone. On purpose. Unless they deserve it."

      What I'd like to see is an agreement that says:

      a. We'll follow all labor laws of the U.S.

      b. We'll pay a liveable wage (which is an altogether different beast from minimum wage).

      That would be an impressive step in the right direction. This is just pablum. Stop applauding them for coming up to a basic level of expected decency.

    2. Re:toothless announcement by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This agreement is the thin edge of the wedge to dragging US employment standards down to that of, say, China. They build their labor policies on this announcement, to which most of the US electronics brands subscribe when the dust settles. The lobby for labor laws to be written in terms of this policy. Then they find an excuse to lower the standards to, say, Chinese local laws, based on competition, or some contrived lawsuit, or because "the time is right". Then there are so many laws, contracts and precedents in the way of US legal remedies, that it's too expensive to undo their submarine "legitimate current practice".

      This agreement, in a vacuum, is better than nothing. But we're not in a vacuum. It's a gridlock payload that inhibits effective legal protections by blocking them and dissipating public pressure for real reforms. It's a "poison placebo" that will entrench the disease.

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    3. Re:toothless announcement by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Well, they just made the charter public, and they had more than one company agree to it. Now if any one company does anything that violates these guidelines, the other companies will initiate legal actions (It's in there, RTFPDF). Plus, they will be up for public humiliation by the press, which results in (you guessed it), lost profits!

    4. Re:toothless announcement by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      They've created a cartel, and are as likely to let each other slide, in a codependency that collaborates to lower standards for all of them. And their current practices haven't generated any public (*cough* Enron *cough*) humiliation in the corporate media. That's why we have laws - these people have no shame, and little accountability.

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    5. Re:toothless announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, but you can't really call a corporation a person can you.

    6. Re:toothless announcement by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Ah, but they do - in law. That's the slippery trick corporate people play: people made these rules, to protect their jobs and property, but corporations implement them, through the actions of people, but consequences reflect on the corporations. Corporations have no shame, because they're not people. These corporate people have no shame, because they hide behind corporations. Sometimes the conflated shorthand is confusing.

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  23. How about publishing lowest wage paid by acidrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about publishing lowest wage paid anywhere along the supply chain? I'd like to have the lowest Euros/hour paid right next to the price tag on all goods in stores. It should be international law, and developed countries insist on it for all imports...

    How would you react to seeing two toasters: one for $20, with a minimum wage of $3, and another for $18 with a minimum wage of $1?

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    1. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      I'd purchase the $18 toaster, seeing that it was made more efficiently.

      Back in college I was an office boy earning $4.15/hour, but the work I was doing was worth maybe $2/hour. Minimum wage laws are stupid--and ironically enough, end up hurting those at the low end of the job market (by pricing them out of jobs).

    2. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by be-fan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That'd be nothing more than political misinformation. To give the real picture, you'd have to, along with those wages, also give a detailed break-down of cost-of-living in the area where the lowest-wage job was, and also include statistics about how that low-wage offset what would otherwise be unemployment in that area.

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    3. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I assume then that you gave the other 2.15 back to your employer or to charity.

    4. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by jsebrech · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd purchase the $18 toaster, seeing that it was made more efficiently.

      A fine member of the human race you are. Your genes will surely survive your equals.

      Back in college I was an office boy earning $4.15/hour, but the work I was doing was worth maybe $2/hour. Minimum wage laws are stupid--and ironically enough, end up hurting those at the low end of the job market (by pricing them out of jobs).

      The basic philosophy behind minimum wage laws is that if you work a full work week, you should be able to have enough money to feed, clothe and otherwise care for you and your immediate family. In the absence of minimum wage laws jobs have only to pay well enough to improve the quality of life beyond joblessness, which doesn't need to mean that it necessarily actually provides anything approximating a quality of life we would consider "humane". Without minimum wage laws people will literally work themselves to death, as long as that death arrives later than it otherwise would have.

      The one strong argument against minimum wage laws is that in the presence of minimum wage laws some jobs aren't created, and so people who would otherwise take those jobs make nothing instead of making something. However, it's an argument bred from shortsightedness, pessimism and laziness, from the belief that it is acceptable to merely aim for survival, instead of a healthy world economy which serves all, and that it is foolish to even try to do better. But then maybe I'm a hopeless utopian for believing we can improve upon a worldwide economic system that statistically doesn't do all that much better than that of the middle ages, with a large group of people having as their best choice something akin to slavery.

    5. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by dr-suess-fan · · Score: 1

      The 20$ toaster may last longer and be made by
      your local economy. Nothing against overseas products, but shopping is a political choice.

      Buying the toaster at wallmart for 2$ less
      saves you money today, but what does that say about your concern for the future.

      Even the crappiest toaster may last a few years. Saving 2$ over that time period is pointless.
      Save the penny pinching for T.P.

      ( or is it )

    6. Re:How about publishing lowest wage paid by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      The basic philosophy behind minimum wage laws is that if you work a full work week, you should be able to have enough money to feed, clothe and otherwise care for you and your immediate family.

      Which is stupid. There are a large number of people, quite capable of working, who do not need to feed, clothe or shelter a family: children. Teenagers, in particular. There's another large number of folks who don't need to care for a family: single people. There's another group of folks who only need to care for one person: childless husbands. Then there are couples where both spouses work.

      In the absence of minimum wage laws jobs have only to pay well enough to improve the quality of life beyond joblessness, which doesn't need to mean that it necessarily actually provides anything approximating a quality of life we would consider "humane."

      Do you only pay enough at the grocer's to improve his life slightly past joblessness? Of course not. Why then should employers--who are as much consumers of labour as you are of vegetables and soft drinks--do so? Employers need employees, just like you need food: without them, their businesses die. They may not pay as much as the employees might like, but then I'm fairly certain that Safeway would love to sell you apples at $26/ea.

      However, it's an argument bred from shortsightedness, pessimism and laziness, from the belief that it is acceptable to merely aim for survival, instead of a healthy world economy which serves all, and that it is foolish to even try to do better.

      Your argument is bred from shortsightedness and ignorance of economic reality. The free market is the single best way to improve the lot in life of all mankind. Measures such as the minimum wage drive inflation and decrease the overall quality of life. Market-clearing wages and prices are the sole way to make the most people the happiest.

  24. Sun???? Gateway??? MS??? by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where are these companies?

    and Yes, MS is into hardware these days. While they may not directly manufacture the devices, they buy them from others. Do they go with the cheapest, od do they buy only from quality companies?

    Likewise Sun. How do they act outside of a regulated area?

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    1. Re:Sun???? Gateway??? MS??? by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      Well, you know, it's funny that you put it like that. I've found the MS hardware to be basically the most wellmade, durable (Outside of stuff like the old IBM Model M) hardware on the market.

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  25. Odd "Code of Conduct" entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Section C, subset 4 which states
    "Air Emissions
    Air emissions of volatile organic chemicals, aerosols, corrosives, particulates, ozone depleting chemicals, and combustion by-products generated from operations and the massive eating of curry are to be treated as required prior to discharge and entry to work."

    is this a hint at more outsourcing in the future?

  26. Corporations = Corruption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we've seen over the last decade, corporations are above the law. If they aren't above the law then they will use their political influence ($$$$) to get said laws in place. The sad thing is that these companies create a document which justifies their motivations to hire disadvantaged people in third world countries.

    What happens if they don't follow all the codes?
    Loopholes can be found and more than likely they will be exploited.

    1. Hire people under quetionable working coditions.
    2. Create code of conduct to cover my ass.
    3. PROFIT $$$$$

  27. Your sig is funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A president who is more of the same while grabbing at those under him; A lier, a cheat, and a big mouth who refuses to take ANY responsibility for his action.

    A lesbian who is hated by her own party and even the admin (I suspect that she must really hate herself).

    They will really change things.

  28. Triangle Shirtwaist fire by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, that actually was initiated by the Mayor of New York, La Guardia, when he first took office.

    Only took twenty years since the infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Company fire for someone to do something about it. Wonderful, mmm?

  29. Yes... by 3nuff · · Score: 1

    America is going to have to expect to pay more for goods and services, just like the rest of the world.

    Our exploitation can only last so long before we run out of countries to exploit.

    Ugggh!

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  30. Translation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "we are globalizing in many parts of the world."

    We're firing engineers in America and replacing them with cheap foreign labor.

  31. Contracted Manufacturing by Associate · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know about the rest, but IBM doesn't make most of their own computers. They contract it out to companies like Sanmina-SCI, Solectron and others. S-SCI has moved most of the work to Mexico. But given IBM's relationship with their contractors, they may decide to slide this in after the contracts are signed.

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    1. Re:Contracted Manufacturing by svoloch · · Score: 1

      read the document ( or even the article ) and you will see that it includes the contract companies specifically.

    2. Re:Contracted Manufacturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for all product lines, but right now I happen to be sitting in the very plant in Rochester, Minnesota where the IBM iSeries (AS/400) machines are manufactured.

    3. Re:Contracted Manufacturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM contracts everything out. Employees, Products, Services.

    4. Re:Contracted Manufacturing by Associate · · Score: 1

      You'll have to forgive me. I am a sold IBM resource. Meaning they sold the project along with the work force. Yes, I am a little bitter. But the current settlement should appease that. Even if it is just a few hundred dollars.

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  32. it's crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great.. there are thousands of kids and struggling families that would love to have their 12 year old do work at one of these factories. This stupid document is just part of the growing socialism. What 16,17,o r18 year old needs to be restricted for night work.. its bullshit.

  33. no, they'll all just outsource for deniability by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And they'll be clobbered by the scumbags who undercut them on price by sh!tting on the rest of the world for a buck.

    No, because IBM, Dell, and HP will all just use convoluted supply and manufacturing chains, and guard their supplier's identities as best they can.

    Why? Obfuscation and "plausible deniability". Every time a human rights organization actually manages to figure out what sweatshop is actually making (insert major fashion label here), the label acts all shocked, says "Gosh, we had NO idea, we have POLICIES to PREVENT this sort of thing, we TOLD them we didn't want them to use sweatshop labor, heads will ROLL!" So they simply find another company, in secret of course, and the whole thing repeats all over again.

    We need human rights laws, both nationally and on an international level- backed up by hard monetary sanctions scaled so that they make it completely unprofitable, not just a slap on the wrist. The world court should be able to command banks of UN member nations to seize the assets of the company involved so they can't hide behind foreign incorporation (and most major US companies now do- they're incorporated out of a PO box in the islands- also handy for getting out of taxes, and they do that too; current corporate share of tax burden is about 2%; in 1950 it was 50%).

    1. Re:no, they'll all just outsource for deniability by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      No, because IBM, Dell, and HP will all just use convoluted supply and manufacturing chains, and guard their supplier's identities as best they can.
      Why? Obfuscation and "plausible deniability".

      Sure. I worked in the logistics industry, I know how this whole thing works with supply chain management, etc. i.e. Cabinet: Made in china, Mobo: Made in Taiwan, PSU: Made in Korea, Keyboard: mMde in China, DVD/CD drive: Made in China, HD: Made in Singapore, Mouse: Made in Thailand, Monitor: Made in Korea -- all shipped to Compton, CA and assembled by minimum wage foreign workers, BUT IN THE USA!

      We need human rights laws, both nationally and on an international level- backed up by hard monetary sanctions scaled so that they make it completely unprofitable, not just a slap on the wrist. The world court should be able to command banks of UN member nations to seize the assets of the company involved so they can't hide behind foreign incorporation (and most major US companies now do- they're incorporated out of a PO box in the islands- also handy for getting out of taxes, and they do that too; current corporate share of tax burden is about 2%; in 1950 it was 50%).

      Whoa! You are NOT a friend of President Bush, are you? A court made up of foreigners and OUR banks (which are mostly offshore anyway, but still ...) being held to standards of foreigners, which could affect Americans and their jobs and -- good gosh amighty -- next they'll be telling us what flag to wave and what kinda fruit we should put in our pies!! Blasphemy!

      Actually, I'm all for it, but as you can imagine, the above overboard reaction is something you can easily find throughout the USA today, particularly on the part of people who are inbred and never get outside of their own country to have a look around.

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    2. Re:no, they'll all just outsource for deniability by Wanker · · Score: 1
      Obfuscation and "plausible deniability". Every time a human rights organization actually manages to figure out what sweatshop is actually making (insert major fashion label here), the label acts all shocked, says "Gosh, we had NO idea, we have POLICIES to PREVENT this sort of thing, we TOLD them we didn't want them to use sweatshop labor, heads will ROLL!" So they simply find another company, in secret of course, and the whole thing repeats all over again.

      Sadly, this happens in lots of other places as well. One that I'm quite familiar with are the US anti-corruption laws that make it illegal for a US company to offer bribes-- even when operating in a foreign country where such things are common, expected, and required in order to do business.

      Now the way this is "supposed" to work is the US company refuses to offer bribes, accepts the penalties that will be applied by the corrupt government official, and eventually finds that they simply can't do business this way and pulls out. This deprives the corrupt government of the revenue/taxes/local employment of this US company and provides an incentive to clean up their act.

      How it actually works is the US company hires local "consultants" to take care of things they know will require bribes (building permits, employment taxes, etc.), and the consultants pay all the bribes but charge the company for the cost of the bribes plus their "consulting fee". Not only is there no incentive to clean things up, this creates additional local employment for the corrupt government.

      The more I learn about how the world works, the more bitter I get... :(
    3. Re:no, they'll all just outsource for deniability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes I really wonder about the people on slashdot. some of them seem extrememly intelligent, but others...

      first of all there is the "us vs. them" mentality. assuming every country makes things, and every country buys things, probably most things that most people buy in most countries will be made somewhere else - unless their country just happens to be most efficient at everything.

      Anywhere, where didthe 2% figure come from? It sure isn't consistant with the figures in my college economics texts.

  34. I can cut'n'paste after googling too ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that the personal computer has come along as a great tool. The whole pace of business is moving faster. Globalization is forcing companies to do things in new ways."

    -Bill Gates

    1. Re:I can cut'n'paste after googling too ... by (SM)+Spacemonkey · · Score: 1

      Globalisation has no set direction or magnitude. Globalisation inevitably constantly occurs, however the direction can change, we call it "deglobalisation" and "reglobalisation". The magnitude of globalisation can also change, as seen by the exponential growth in the last 20 years. Anther axiom is that globalisation neither spreads nor contracts evenly. This raises the question to whether globalisation increases or decreases equality. This question speaks to whether globalisation is a malevolent or benevolent force, and is the major cause for your concern.... and infact the concern of exploited workers in 3rd world countries.

      Globalisation is apathetic it cares not whether you are a upper middle class professional from America, or a 14year old clothing slave in Indonesia. If your job can be done for a better price else were, the market determines it will. Protectionism, offer little temporary security, at the harm of your countries place in the market overall, it makes you less competitive. There is really nothing you can do. The end of the cold war confirmed it, Economic liberalisation is the progressive way forward. It might suck a little for America, since you have 5% of the world's population and consume 33% of the worlds wealth. You have to continue to compete at that high standard, or the market will even you out. I suppose there is still time for you to change to a Maxian economy. But, that still wouldn't ensure you keep that job, and you spent half of last 100years beating those damn communists anyway.

  35. Export Processing Zones by thechrisproject · · Score: 1

    "companies must comply with minimum-wage laws; and overtime and benefits policies must be in accordance with the law where the factories are located." Okay, that's well and great, but many/most of these factories are located in export processing zones where the laws are way more lax than the countries in which they are located. It sounds like another hollow attempt to appease people with consciences. Great marketing ploy!

  36. Consumer's Bill of RIghts in Global Economies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These companies are trying to self-regulate the industry for these reasons:
    1) Look better in the public eyes
    2) They hope that if they self-regulate, governments won't regulate them
    3) With self-regulaton they can optimize the conditions for large corporations. This will help them to fight off smaller competitors, who can't afford to comply.

    What is really missing is a new Consumer's Bill of RIght in Global Economies.

    Corporations pushed forward for laws, regulations which opens up free flow of capital, investment, manufacturing, etc.

    In the meantime, the very same corporations are trying to keep the old system, in which consumers are forced to act by local rules.

    Some examples: Senior Americans are trying to buy drugs from Canada. Drug manufacturers are trying everything to make this illegal, becouse they want to maintain different price structure in different countries. Some drug companies even making threats to establish quota's or even not to sell their products in certain countries.

    DVD makers establish "countru codes", with the clear purpose of maintaining different prices in different countries.

    It's obviously absurd: if corporations are free to buy, manufacture, invest anywhere in the world, then consumers should have the same right to purchase anything from anywhere in the world, without duties, extra taxes.

    I am waiting for the universal Consumer's Bill of Rights, which will make illegal for corporations to prevent custumers to buy globally.

    Companies which would not allow consumers to buy globally, should not be allowed to invest, manufacture, etc. globally.

    Just Another Random.Idea

  37. Re:"we are globalizing in many parts of the world. by cplusplus · · Score: 0

    That's a great quote. BUT... It over-simplifies things quite a bit. The rapid outsouring of high paying skilled labor needs to slow down a little to give those economies that are losing jobs time to re-adjust.
    High tech (high-skill) jobs require a major investment to get... 4 to 6 years of college at a cost of thousands of dollars for many of us. It's dangerous to confuse manufacturing jobs which require little or no training (and thus little or no skill) with high tech jobs that require years of training. Jobs that require very little training tend to pay much less.
    Right now in the US the average new job created pays about $800 less a month than the jobs that are lost overseas. If the trend continues and the outsourcing increases at an exponential rate, it could lead to a serious economic disaster and a hollowing-out of the middle class.
    Okay. I'm done venting. Feel free to yell at me if you wish.

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  38. RTFA. The document is a joke. by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "60 hour work weeks except in some circumstances" - it's 6 days a week 10 hours per day

    "children 14 and above are considered adults where law permits"

    "hazardous waste to be "characterized"

    It's littered with zero-accountability phrases like this. The range in which this document can be interpreted is pretty wild.

    Sounds like "get out of the jail free" document to me.

    As a side note, if their foreign workers aren't even getting this much respect, then I see why everything coming out of third world is so cheap. It's all made by 14 year old kids working 12 hours a day six days a week without any protection, medical insurance, etc.

    I've lost any desire to buy anything from HP, IBM or anyone else involved in this crap. Give me "made in the US" label or give me death.

    1. Re:RTFA. The document is a joke. by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've lost any desire to buy anything from HP, IBM or anyone else involved in this crap. Give me "made in the US" label or give me death.

      Then you'd better go wrap your (Ford|Chevy|Dodge) around a telephone pole the next time you go for a drive, because they don't manufacture all their parts in the U.S. (or even the cars themselves)...

      Show me an all-American computer maker, auto-maker, or maker of virtually any other product. If the product uses any electronics at all (as is increasingly the case), then most-likely, it's using Taiwanese electronics.

      Heck, the computer you typed your message on is probably not 100% American.

      Such is the effect of international trade.

    2. Re:RTFA. The document is a joke. by TheProcrastinatorTM · · Score: 1

      Well, and in some industries it doesn't matter if it is made in the US. The garment industry is especially notorious for having sweat shops even in the US (and I do mean now, not thirty years ago).

  39. Um... by MacFury · · Score: 1
    Yeah...because working 40 hours a week for $2 an hour earns you more than enough money to buy the essential food, water and shelter.

    Abolish the minimum wage law and you create even richer rich people and even poorer poor people.

    1. Re:Um... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sigh--that's the kind of economic illiteracy which will spell the doom of our nation.

      If a candy bar is worth 50 cents to you but costs $7, will you buy it? Of course not--you'll do without. Likewise, if a job is worth $2/hr, but costs $5/hr, it won't be done. The effect of the minimum wage is thus to change that job from a $2/hr job to a $0/hr job.

      There are plenty of jobs which can be satisfactorily performed by those who don't need to buy food, water or shelter: we call these people teenagers. Why should a job be done for more money when it can be done for less?

      Note that low wages are not actually a problem in the US. My kid brother makes $9/hour working in fast food, for Pete's sake! Employers pay more than the legal minimum wage precisely because jobs are actually worth more than that, and because they realise that they are in competition with other employers for labour (even when I was a kid working in fast food, I made more than minimum wage).

      Indeed, what the Congress typically does is wait until the prevailing wage is well above the minimum, and then adjust the minimum to be slightly therebelow. This minimises the economic disruption an actual minimum wage would cause.

      Or, to put it differently, if a minimum wage of $7/hr is such a good idea, why not make it $1,000/hr and make everyone rich? Work that out, and you'll understand.

    2. Re:Um... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Or, like most minimum wage jobs they will expect 3 times the productivity out of you. If they pay you $6 an hour to do what would be comfortably done at $2 an hour the diffrence is going to have to be made up. Some will be taken by raising prices, again screwing the person makeing minimum wage, some will be taken by profit margine, screwing the people doing the hireing, the lions share will be taken by slave driving the minimum wage person to 200% of what a resonably productive person should do.

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    3. Re:Um... by TheProcrastinatorTM · · Score: 1

      I used to buy that line, but now I am not so sure - here's why.

      As has already been pointed out, minimum wage is NOT usually enough to survive on. For where I live in 2002 the required hourly wage for a single adult for self sufficiency was evidently $7.37 (http://www.bloomington.in.us/~scan/SelfSuff.pdf [pdf]) and was over $12 for one adult with an infant.

      (And where did your brother come up with a $9 an hour job working fast food? I am fairly certain most in that industry aren't making that much.)

      So, while the prospect of giving up some jobs is bad, so is paying people less than it costs to live.

      Note that the companies will still have to fill a certain number of jobs though or go out of business. But since CEO salaries are typically several orders of magnitude higher than the average worker salary, I can suggest a few places they can find that cash. Even with several orders of magnitude more workers than the one CEO... Well, it works out ALMOST perfectly.

      Don't get me wrong; less jobs are bad. But, like I said, if the people working can't eat, how are they better off for working? Maybe they are maybe they aren't I don't know. Anyways, though, my inclination is to say we are better off with a higher minimum wage. I think companies will find a way to pay it. (It would help to have an incentive to decrease profit margins and excesses, I suppose, though the mechanism whereby that would be accomplished I can't imagine at the moment.)

    4. Re:Um... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      As has already been pointed out, minimum wage is NOT usually enough to survive on.

      Where is it written that one must make enough to survive on one's own? Where is it written that upon turning 16 one must be able to survive unaided, and that at 18 one should be able to support a wife and three children?

      A 16-year-old can live on his parents; his earnings go towards luxuries. There's nothing magic about turning 18 or 21 either: if one's skills are insufficiently developed, maybe it's better to stay at home until one has improved one's lot.

      Yeah, it's nice to live on one's own, but that's a luxury the vast majority of the human race has gone without. The fact that so many of us are able to do so, and in fact have come to regard it as a right, indicates how stunningly potent our economy is: what was a dream for King David is reality for today's pauper.

      Anyway, here in Denver one can get a flat for about $400/month (there's cheaper yet available, actually: I don't know how low it goes). At 160 workhours in the month (there are actually more, but...) that's $2.50/hour. One can eat for $2/day: that's $0.39/hr (I lived for $7/wk for three months seven years ago). Add busfare of $2.50/day (0.32/hr), electricity of $20/month ($0.13/hr) and $50/month to buy clothing ($0.32/hr)--which is much more than I spend--and one comes to a grand total of $3.91/hr, the vast majority of which was housing (and hence which could be reduced by sharing quarters). I daresay one could get it under $3/hr with some effort. It's not a pleasant life, but it's better than most people in the world have had for most of history. One would have the library for entertainment and city parks for exercise. One wouldn't have a car, or cable TV, or a computer (although that's available at the library)--but those are luxuries.

      But fortunately we all want to better ourselves, and the fellow scrabbling around at $3/hr is likely to want to do better for himself, so he'll work hard and earn more. You make more now than you did when you were first employed, no? And it probably wasn't through the goodness of your employer's heart, but because you earned it.

    5. Re:Um... by TheProcrastinatorTM · · Score: 1

      (I know this is old, but having just seen this I really felt the need to respond.)

      What I am saying is that if an employer is going to use your labor full time (whatever our society deems is full time - one could argue 40 hours is too little, for example), they should be paying you enough to pay rent and buy food. That's the whole idea of employment. It is our very modern system that says that labor is a commodity to be bought at what ever the going rate is; I don't think you would find that attitude prior to the 19th century.

      As per you next point... I am not saying a 16 year old should be able to survive on their own. But you know as well as I do that many older men and women are being paid minimum wage or close to it, and that is not enough. It is not an written law of the universe that people should be paid enough by their employer to be able to afford (1) housing (2) food (3) clothing, but I don't care. I am saying that our supposedly advanced society can espouse those as minimum requirements, as it did for so many years prior. To employ people knowing that they can't afford these things is, one can construct the argument various ways, wrong. You may disagree with the arguments, but that doesn't automatically make them wrong, either.

      And as for your calculation... I did, after all, cite numbers on this, which says that others who study this for a living disagree with you. Yes, I can come up with calculations that ALMOST work, but it becomes very clear that there is just about no margin of error. And your calculations are very stripped down. You forgot crucial things like doctor's visits, for example. And I am not sure I agree owning a car is a luxury; maybe in Denver, but not in rural Colorado, I bet. So, it all depends.

      "you earned it" - this goes to the whole heart of the argument. What I deserve is to get paid for a day's work. If I am valuable enough to my employer to be employed full time, I should be able to eat off of that. If I provide extra value, and he choses to pay me more, fine. But he shouldn't be able to deprive me of a day's wage. (And by the way, the hardest working people in this country are the ones making minimum wage or less - ask the poor suckers making $2 an hour working fields. So, I don't buy the whole "they will want to work harder bit.")

      You make a good argument, but I think ultimately it falls a little short. Our thinking on this issue is so clouded by late 20th century corporate capitalism, which is, I dare say, a cruddy model. Sure, we could leave things the way they are, or go back to when they were worse, but, why? Don't we live in a society that claims it is better than that?

      (And by the way - I like your thing about living on our own. You are mostly correct there. The problem is we do have to supply people's needs in the here and now, and in our society it is unfortunately all to common to need to live alone. Most families won't put up with having their kids live with them until they are 35.)

  40. Way things ought to be by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    THIS is exactly the way things OUGHT to be. Forget Government regulations which do nothing but cause problems. In addition, these three companies have banded together in a unified way to do something GOOD (tm) for no just the US of A, but everyone.

    These guys did NOT have to partner with their COMPETITORS to come up with something, let alone this.

    However, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. This is NOT going to be good enough for some wacked out leftwing unibomber types. I am willing to bet that there is at least one complaint that this is NOT good enough, and is some sort of corporate pandering, that does nothing. The sad thing is, it is wackos that don't even let the ink dry, before they start harping.

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    1. Re:Way things ought to be by smcavoy · · Score: 1

      Is it not naive to think that corporate self regulation is like the tax system, i.e. you can get away with anything till your caught. And without any sort of third party to monitor compliance, do we just assume that everything is fine?

    2. Re:Way things ought to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. This is NOT going to be good enough for some wacked out leftwing unibomber types. I am willing to bet that there is at least one complaint that this is NOT good enough, and is some sort of corporate pandering, that does nothing. The sad thing is, it is wackos that don't even let the ink dry, before they start harping.

      How did you get this way?
      Why are there so many of you?

    3. Re:Way things ought to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad isn't it. I fear for the world as this is becoming a popular position in the Good ole USA.

      I hope it's just the ramblings of a few misguided "people" but I would be surprised if that were true.

      God Bless America and no place else.....uh nevermind

  41. Re:GNAA announces victory over Matthew Tanner Boni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear penisbird,

    You seem to have a lot of drive and enthusiasm, which is obviously not finding a productive outlet, have you thought about getting some part-time work in IT? Perhaps try doing some volunteer work!

    Maybe you've not yet graduated and are going through that 'difficult' stage. Girls don't seem to like you, the sporty kids bully you. We've all been there, it'll pass. The simple fact that is girls mature faster than boys.

    In a few years, you'll look back on these days and laugh! :)

    Anyway, take care.

    AC.

  42. Re:GNAA announces victory over Matthew Tanner Boni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Racist.

  43. No Vote is Wasted if ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No vote is wasted if the person casting the vote has made an effort to learn about the issues.

    Furthermore, voting for Bill O'Reilly will not be a wasted vote even if he cannot win. Indeed, he cannot win even if he receives more than 50% of the popular vote in all the states because, by the rules of most states, even a write-in candidate must register his candidacy.

    However, if O'Reilly receives a sufficiently large percentage of the vote, then he can alter politics for the next decade. Consider Ross Perot. He lost the election, but because he received a large percentage of the popular vote, his ideas won. The Republican party adopted most of his ideas in "The Contract with America", and most of them became law. A good example is "workfare".

    So, let's rebuild America into the "shining city on the hill". Write the following on the November ballot.

    president: Bill O'Reilly
    vice-president: Tammy Bruce

  44. Save us from the tyranny of the well meaning. by tsotha · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't understand how this will actually help. No, I'm not trolling. Look, people work in those sweatshops for a reason - because where they live it's the best they can do. Sometimes the sweatshop job is an alternative to nothing - is sewing shoes for Nike all day really worse than, say, prostitution or digging through garbage? Is it worse than back-breaking manual labor?

    There are really only two ways this can go - either the multinationals will use shell companies to get around it, or lots of people in the very poorest countries will lose their jobs. Either they'll be replaced by machines, or by workers in countries with a better infrastructure. So jobs would move from, say, the poorest areas of Guatemala to slightly-less-poor areas in Eastern Europe, where the wage/infrastructure ratio is a better fit to the agreement.

    Also, I'm all for getting rid of child labor, but if the child is feeding his family, who is being helped by throwing him out of work? Child labor laws only make sense in countries that are wealthy enough to give people an alternative to starvation if the child doesn't work (because he's an orphan, or has sick parents, etc).

    This is a classic example of applying rich-world-thinking to places it doesn't make sense. These people need jobs - as many as they can get. I'd rather see 1000 people making just enough to feed their families than 500 making twice as much and 500 starving.

    If you really want to help people in the third world, the best way is to stop subsidizing the destruction of poor-country economies. A good place to start would be the abolition of farm subsidies in the rich world. Rich world farm subsidies have destroyed the major source of work in the less developed (mostly agrarian) countries. That's what creates the huge pool of jobless workers available for factory jobs. Does it seem reasonable a farmer in California can grow rice (which reqires lots of irrigation in California) and ship it to Asia and undercut a farmer who's making virtually nothing compared to the American farmer?

    How about having real free trade, not just free trade when no first-world jobs are in danger? How about cutting some of the reasonable-sounding regulations that exist solely to keep out third-world competition. How about not lending development money to corrupt governments (so they can buy military hardware from the lender) and then saddling the next three generations of the country with a debt-induced inflationary spiral?

    If these people had an alternative to sweatshop work, the Nikes of the world would have to compete for their labor. Then you would have a real improvement in the lives of poor people around the world and not just some salve for the conscience of well-meaning people in rich countries.

    But, hey, isn't it all about people in the rich world feeling better?

  45. Not a Yahoo! Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the byline, the correct source is:
    By Therese Poletti, (San Jose) Mercury News

  46. Re:GNAA announces victory over Matthew Tanner Boni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ageist.

  47. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  48. I drive a "proudly made in the US" Toyota by melted · · Score: 1

    And I've put together my computer by myself. Its motherboard and processor were assembled by robots.

    1. Re:I drive a "proudly made in the US" Toyota by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your motherboard most certainly wasn't assembled by robots. Even tier-1 companies like Abit still use a fair amount of human labor.

    2. Re:I drive a "proudly made in the US" Toyota by melted · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Someone sits there and solders 4-layer motherboards with SMD components by hand. :0) A few manyally installed caps here and there doesn't count.

    3. Re:I drive a "proudly made in the US" Toyota by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1
  49. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

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  50. All this is true and... by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    But American corporations turned the tides in the 1980s, undermining labor and outsourcing manufacturing to other countries without the labor or environment protections in the US, while reducing those safeguards here.

    The fundamental root cause of this exploitation is not the mean greedy management. I do not wish to imply that the management is not mean and greedy, rather this greed is enabled by the fact that the population in the developing world is exploding far faster than the economy is growing. In the USA, Canada, Euro Union, and Japan, the economy grows more or less at the same rate as the population.
    In the developing world and the poor parts of the countries listed above (especially the USA), the population grows much faster than the economy. Millions of young people leave school and the village to come to the city to look for non-existant work.
    If the population in the developing world were not exploding, there would not likely be such mean sweatshops. But it is exploding and will continue to explode, far faster than the local economy will now ever be able to grow to meet the needs of the new people.
    Some developing or mid-level countries have serious population limiting programs in place. The most severe is, as everyone knows, is China with its 'one-child' policy. Even more successful but not as well-known is Iran. An example of having no government population policy would be Mexico, whose population nearly doubled in 30 years from 45 million to 85 million with little real growth in the economy. The Mexican government, like the Philipines, handles all the surplus people by sending them to other countries and relying in the money earned there being sent home.
    An example of a deliberate government policy of forcing population growth to impose a foreign policy on a hostile neighbor is Palestine. Although the 'country' is dirt poor and has no resources or long-term prospects, the government enforces of policy of unrestrained population growth. This is a specific policy to increase the number of people (and their misery) in the face of an actually shrinking economy in order encourage the other countries of the world to put pressure on Israel to change its occupation policies. This is like the beggars in India who scar and maim their childern in order to have them bring in more money from the pitying passerbys.
    There are no answers, only a greater awareness of the situation and the dimensions of the tragedy. However if answers and new approaches do come, they won't come from governments, laws, or religions. They will come from Nerds and their technology!

    1. Re:All this is true and... by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      You were doing well, but from me, you'd get -1, Troll for the line:

      An example of a deliberate government policy of forcing population growth to impose a foreign policy on a hostile neighbor is Palestine.

      Why?

      The palestinians do not have their own state, so hence no govenment and no government policy. What proof do you have that they would be forcing a population growth? How could they possible 'impose' a foreign policy on a hostile neighbour that is determined to exterminate them?

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    2. Re:All this is true and... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The Palestinian Authority is one of the few examples of a state without a country. They subsidize and educate their poorest population to multiply. That provides a pool of suicide bombers, other terrorists, and the ghettoes that nurture them. And the increasing number of Palestinians, especially in those conditions, inhibits any policy of absorption by Israel as citizens, because of the disproportionate voting power they'd have, which would be used in blocs to vote out democracy, in favor of sharia, or Arafat's version of it.

      These conditions don't exist in a vacuum. Arafat needs Israel to threaten the lives of Palestinians to protect his power (and his $billions in Switzerland), so he pressures Israel to pressure Palestine - that's the downward death spiral those two tyrants have locked their peoples in. Sharon's militarism, and American support for it, has offered this reaction to Arafat as a viable, though gruesome, option. But we are analyzing the actions of a state growing its population as a cynical sacrifice of human suffering for political pressure.

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    3. Re:All this is true and... by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1


      The Palestinian Authority is one of the few examples of a state without a country. They subsidize and educate their poorest population to multiply. That provides a pool of suicide bombers, other terrorists, and the ghettoes that nurture them. And the increasing number of Palestinians, especially in those conditions, inhibits any policy of absorption by Israel as citizens, because of the disproportionate voting power they'd have, which would be used in blocs to vote out democracy, in favor of sharia, or Arafat's version of it.


      Okay, I may conceede a point about the state without country. However, the Palestinian authorities need not nurture people to become suicide bombers. The israeli butchers does that job for free for them. Just as the israelis provide the scenery with the ghettoes and the poverty by implementing Apartheid. I still have not heard any calls for sanctions against Israel for this even though the Apartheid is blatant and there is international precedent for sanctions.


      These conditions don't exist in a vacuum. Arafat needs Israel to threaten the lives of Palestinians to protect his power (and his $billions in Switzerland), so he pressures Israel to pressure Palestine - that's the downward death spiral those two tyrants have locked their peoples in. Sharon's militarism, and American support for it, has offered this reaction to Arafat as a viable, though gruesome, option. But we are analyzing the actions of a state growing its population as a cynical sacrifice of human suffering for political pressure.


      Considering that Israel keeps threatening to assassinate Arafat (illegal practice to assasinate political opponents, but since when has Israel cared about petty things like international law) and that Israel is threatening the lives of palestinians for free, your point is moot.

      If you have proof about Arafat stashing away cash in Switzerland, you might want to publish the proof so others can examine it. If there is no proof, you owe Arafat an apology.

      To look at the situation in another light would be to observe that Israel is beginning a type of ethnic cleansing not seen for a long time. Victim becoming the abuser etc. Now there you have an evil spiral to talk about...

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    4. Re:All this is true and... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      According to CBS _60 Minutes_ and the IMF, Arafat diverted over L560M from 1995 to 2000 from the PA to his personal fortune, and over L176M has been documented in a single Swiss account. That diversion count was current half its lifetime ago, before Arafat completed his totalitarian control of the PA, before he became the central propaganda figure for the global jihad. And that's just the documented tip of the iceberg, a couple of successful investigations.

      None of this is secret anymore - you can easily find out more of the easy answers for yourself. You might also question how it is that you aren't aware of these facts - your Swedish and British mediasphere is protecting you from them. It's an easy story to equate Sharon's tyranny and fearmongering with the Nazis, and up the ante to the Israeli nation as a whole. In fact, given recent developments in the US, it's easier (though not easy) to sympathize with the German people exploited by Nazi propaganda and tyranny, and see how it can be performed elsewhere. But you're doing yourself, truth, and the chances for peace a disservice by defending Arafat with only his propaganda machine to support.

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    5. Re:All this is true and... by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      I read the article over at electronicintifada.net, and yes, the money was diverted by Arafat into a Swiss bank account. However, it states later down in the article: "Most of it has been used to invest in Palestinian assets, both internally and abroad." It also states that work is in progress to account for the rest.

      So in other words, the money was not hidden for Arafats personal use after he 'retires'. It was used to invest on behalf of the palestinian people. There is a propaganda war running out there, where it is in Israels best interest to discredit the palestinians to gain support for their Apartheid policies. Saying that, the palestinians are not doing themselves any favours with suicide bombings targeting israelis. There is plenty of parallels that can be drawn between the situation in Israel and the situation in Northern Ireland. Thankfully they are starting to calm down in N.I. a bit.

      I disregard the british media pretty much (BBC being an exception), swedish media is known for being about as impartial as you can get. I should perhaps read swiss news for another source with little or no bias. Taking a step back and taking a 'balanced' view of the situation in Israel, I think the best way to solve that sitation is to nuke the place. At least there is nothing left to fight about then. They can clearly not settle the issue like adults of their own accord down there, so just take away the prize and let none of them have it.

      I think I can safely say that we will have to agree to disagree on this issue, as neither of us will make the other change his mind.

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    6. Re:All this is true and... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, Arafat kept the account secret, as well as his investments. So he takes the profit from those Palestinian industries whose fates he controls, while getting his investments subsidized by foreign governments to promote the peace he threatens every day. Why hide the diversions? Why hide the profits? Why keep the money in a Swiss bank while it's not fed into his investments, instead of a Palestinian bank or account where Palestine could otherwise invest it, keep the interest, use it to pay the salaries he's always shorting because they're "too poor"?

      You can come up with excuses to run cover for Arafat's theft from his own people while he profits from their misery. He'll might turn over these accounts, now that they're exposed, with some excuse of how he had to hide them from everyone for the Palestinians' own good. Believing that con, rather than that he was caught stealing billions from his people, while profiting on their misery, is extreme self deception. If you agree with that, we'll disagree, but don't expect me to find that agreeable.

      OTOH, you think we should "nuke the place". You might be willing to give up when you can't find Palestinian heroes/victims that justify your hatred of Israelis, but the rest of us aren't so demented. Of course "nuking the place" would destroy the rest of the world, more or less quickly, in the political fallout, to say nothing of the radioactive. Your cavalier treatment of that insane notion, combined with your hatred of Israelis and easily dispelled commitment to Palestinians, makes me ask how you, or your grandparents, spent the 1940s? Does a Final Solution to those irritating semites run in your family?

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    7. Re:All this is true and... by MeanSolutions · · Score: 1

      Any politicial or national leader that diverts funds into secret bank accounts deserves exposure, punishment and removal from their post, whether that be Arafat, Sharon, GWB or Mona Sahlin. Abuse of their position of trust is inexcusable and they should have the long arm of the law punch seven shades of shit out of them. Okay? That fine with you, or is it only okay when it happens to someone you don't like?

      To digress slightly, I would like to see the ICC up and running, with full authority to bring anyone, in any country, to justice for war crimes. Blair and Bush (including both sets of back room staff and advisors) should be some of the first in line for a trial IMNSHO.

      You can come up with excuses to run cover for Arafat's theft from his own people while he profits from their misery.

      Why should I? He had his reasons which I am sure he will share with us at some point, if he is not assassinated first. One excuse I can think of was that if the money was no longer in Israel, it could not be confiscated by the Israeli authorities. Not sure that is the reason, but it would be a plausible one.

      You might be willing to give up when you can't find Palestinian heroes/victims that justify your hatred of Israelis, but the rest of us aren't so demented.

      Hold the phone... I do not "hate" the Israelis. Same as I do not "hate" the americans. I disagree strongly with their political leaders on various matters. US foreign policy and Israeli treatment of palestinians for example. I also disagree with how Mugabe runs Zimbabwe, the ethnic cleansing in Sudan, how the Kurds are treated in Turkey, Iraq and the other three nations they happen to live in.

      Your cavalier treatment of that insane notion, combined with your hatred of Israelis and easily dispelled commitment to Palestinians, makes me ask how you, or your grandparents, spent the 1940s? Does a Final Solution to those irritating semites run in your family?

      If you are inquiring whether my family supported the Nazis, the answer is no. I believe that the Nazis in Germany, and the Fascists in Italy were deluded and evil and the world is a better place without them. Now that the Israeli regime (and to a great extent the US of A regime) are picking up the fallen cape of those two regimes there are two new candidates that the world could do without.

      One would have thought that the memory of what the semites endured in WWII would ensure that they never fell in the trap of themselves becoming the persecutors. But, we learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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  51. Freely Chosen Employment? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 3, Informative

    Forced, bonded or indentured labor or involuntary prison labor is not to be used. All work will be voluntary, and workers should be free to leave upon reasonable notice. Workers shall not be required to hand over government-issued identification, passports or work permits as a condition of employment.

    I wish I can have employment with presenting identification. Alas, I must also submit to a background check, a credit check and a drug test.

    1. Re:Freely Chosen Employment? by Simon · · Score: 1
      Workers shall not be required to hand over government-issued identification, passports or work permits as a condition of employment. I wish I can have employment with presenting identification. Alas, I must also submit to a background check, a credit check and a drug test.

      I'm not sure, but I have a dark feeling that this is not refering to ID per se, but to employers actully holding employees' passports in thier possesion during thier term of employment and using that to make it difficult for employees to quit at will.

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  52. Now available with colour contrast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  53. Obligatory Simpsons Quote... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    Homer: (runs lawn mower over a rollerskate and engine stops up.) "Bart, you've got small girlish hands, can you reach under the mower for me?"

    (Bart begins to reach under the mower, but the its motor starts back up and mower spits out shredded rollerskate)

    Homer: Never mind.

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    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  54. Identities you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, because IBM, Dell, and HP will all just use convoluted supply and manufacturing chains, and guard their supplier's identities as best they can.

    Well, I do know that HP outsources their technical support to Stream, vCustomer (India), and Sutherland (India), just off the top of my head (you only ever talk to HP personally if you've been escalated to corporate (third level or CEO transfer), or if you call the corporate HQ directly, in which case you'll just be transferred back to us. It should also be noted that Stream has been sold a few times, and while I do not have information on HP's manufacturing, I would wager a guess that a lot of it goes to Solectron, once parent company of Stream.

    You know, just in case you were wondering.

  55. How about RAM Sales Code of Conduct? by Snover · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'm tired of people bringing in computers to the computer repair shop I work at running Windows XP with 128 fucking megs of RAM. When will these companies QUIT DOING THAT?! Windows XP simply CANNOT run on 128M of RAM at a rate anything better than 'mediocre'. Add antivirus software, which is a MUST now, and you've got a system that runs like crap because it's constantly paging to the hard drive! I'm sick of it! Then when I call people and tell them they need more RAM, and their bill would be around $250, they start asking why not for a couple hundred more they don't just buy a NEW ONE! Aggravation!!

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    1. Re:How about RAM Sales Code of Conduct? by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

      An extra 128Mb of RAM will cost $250? or are you including the fitting charge??
      Can you explain how you justify this?

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    2. Re:How about RAM Sales Code of Conduct? by Snover · · Score: 1
      I didn't say extra 128MB. (B=byte, b=bit) The smallest size RAM we sell for DDR systems is 256MB.
      Troubleshoot to fix their spyware problem - $129.00
      Antivirus software - $ 45.00
      Antivirus install - $ 10.00
      256MB PC3200 SDRAM - $ 65.00
      Tax - $ 7.16
      Total - $256.16
      This is of course aside the point completely, since systems should never be sold with such abysmal amount of RAM in the first place.

      (P.S. I have no idea why two of those lines aren't lining up, if I add a space then they are one space too far over. I blame slashcode.)
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  56. Funny how the Slashdot editors... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
    ...weren't interested in the original story that I highlighted to them back on February 5 2004.

    Wilful "Hear no Evil, See no Evil", or just an arrogant lack of compassion for anything that doesn't directly affect geeks (like, say, the differences between different releases of the Star Wars films)?

    You decide.

    The original reports and campaign from CAFOD can be found around here.

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  57. are you trolling ? by clarkie.mg · · Score: 1

    I suppose you are trolling but as your comment is high rated, I'll give some food to thought :

    WHY the HELL would you bring the GOVERNMENT into this

    it's called democracy.

    Do you prefer to live in a world where the rules are established by a democratic government or a world where the strongest dictate their will ?

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