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  1. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... on Tolkien Vs. The Critics In 1954 · · Score: -1

    You.

  2. Which reminds me... on P2P Leaks Surprises · · Score: -1

    1. Rename hello.jpg to MVC-630F.jpg
    2. Place in Kazaa folder
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  3. Re:LEGO Starwars? on Comic-Con Shows Lego Star Wars, X-Men Games · · Score: -1

    You realise that animation's got more acting ability in it than the real Episode III, don't you?

  4. Serves you right, Liberal Geeks! on Congress Cuts NASA's Budget On Apollo Anniversary · · Score: -1

    You cried and pleaded for extensive welfare programs for niggers, spicks and other terrorists. The money had to come from somewhere!

    Venturing into Space is the most important task for humanity. How else are we going to escape the escalating tide of subhuman negroid filth that threatens to engulf our planet?

  5. I failed it, so I repost with formatting! on PSP Launch May Be Hurt By Lack Of Games? · · Score: -1

    First they came for the menial jobs. I never spoke out because I didn't have a menial job.
    Then they came for the unskilled laborer jobs. I never spoke out because I wasn't an unskilled laborer.
    Then they came for the skilled labor jobs. I never spoke out because I wasn't a skilled laborer.
    Then they came for the call center jobs. I never spoke out because I didn't work in a call center.
    Then they came for the middle management / clerical jobs. I never spoke out because that wasn't my job either.
    Then they came for the programmer's jobs. And there was no-one left in employment who wanted to help me.

    FACT: This country is being hollowed out from the inside by filthy subhuman animals. An invasion of scum, often illegally entering the country, who are crawling their way into good jobs. Why? Because they are wanting to take everything over. We all know to what effect that 'positive discrimination' has altered employment practises. Now, instead of the most valuable person for the job, companies are obliged to employ rancid, workshy immigrants.

    Of course, the animals want to get into good companies, so they in turn can influence management decisions to outsource further jobs to their cousins overseas. Thus destroying an entire nation.

    From the lowliest Janitor to the highest executive, foreigners MUST be eliminated from our corporations.

    THEY BREED FASTER THAN OURSELVES BECAUSE THEIR LIVES ARE WORTH LESS.

  6. Fist Sport! on PSP Launch May Be Hurt By Lack Of Games? · · Score: -1, Troll

    First they came for the menial jobs. I never spoke out because I didn't have a menial job. Then they came for the unskilled laborer jobs. I never spoke out because I wasn't an unskilled laborer. Then they came for the skilled labor jobs. I never spoke out because I wasn't a skilled laborer. Then they came for the call center jobs. I never spoke out because I didn't work in a call center. Then they came for the middle management / clerical jobs. I never spoke out because that wasn't my job either. Then they came for the programmer's jobs. And there was no-one left in employment who wanted to help me. FACT: This country is being hollowed out from the inside by filthy subhuman animals. An invasion of scum, often illegally entering the country, who are crawling their way into good jobs. Why? Because they are wanting to take everything over. We all know to what effect that 'positive discrimination' has altered employment practises. Now, instead of the most valuable person for the job, companies are obliged to employ rancid, workshy immigrants. Of course, the animals want to get into good companies, so they in turn can influence management decisions to outsource further jobs to their cousins overseas. Thus destroying an entire nation. From the lowliest Janitor to the highest executive, foreigners MUST be eliminated from our corporations. THEY BREED FASTER THAN OURSELVES BECAUSE THEIR LIVES ARE WORTH LESS.

  7. Re:The hooligans will have fun with this one on Build Your Own Bluetooth Hearing Aid · · Score: -1

    Joke time:

    Q. What's better than having a bluetooth enabled hearing aid?

    A. Not being deaf!

  8. Re:Kill all the crew... on Star Trek XI: Romulan Wars? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Many people wish they could.

  9. Re:I'm sorry to be a dick, but... on WineX Install Goes Sour for LinuxWorld Editor · · Score: -1, Troll

    How much does this fag-hag whore get paid? I wonder if the money she lost from her wasted half-day couldn't have been better invested in a copy of Windows XP?

  10. This is London we're talking about... on Net Sticky Notes All Over London · · Score: -1

    Given the amount of filthy pakis and other subhuman islamics that infest the once capital-of-the-civilized-world, it wouldn't be surprising to learn that they would leave little Al Qaeda communications around popular landmarks. Would definitely boost Terrorism.

  11. One can only hope... on Spider-Man 2 Has Over 30 Mistakes · · Score: -1

    Shutters click as cameras capture the publicity stills, the pictures that will be on the cover of every magazine this week. This is how the world will remember the Olsen twins: matching tight pink blouses highlighting firm, buoyant adolescent breasts, tight black jeans suggesting a level of sexual experience which the twins do not, in fact, possess.

    When the pictures are complete, the twins are turned so that they stand facing one another. Their arms are held behind their backs. The bailiffs bring a pair of cuffs for each girl. The cuffs have no keyholes; they are not designed to be removed. This fact is not lost on the girls, who begin to sob helplessly as they feel sharp steel close around their slender wrists.

    Twin winches hum to life, pulling the girls up onto the balls of their naked feet. They begin to strangle almost immediately. They emit tormented gurgling sounds as boiled hemp digs into their tender throats. Quivering lips strip a couple more years off their apparent age. Their increasingly desperate facial expressions confirm that the Olsen girls are in no way prepared for the sudden pain. They have led lives of comfort and pampered privilege. They have never known suffering, until now.

    The winches fall quiet, their cruel work done. This is where the girls will remain: in that place where the pain is psychologically overwhelming but not physically dangerous, in that horrible place where they could, perhaps, remain forever.

    Still, this is an execution. And so the girls must not remain on their toes forever. They listen carefully as the announcer explains the rules of the game. He makes it sound erotic and exciting, and that is surely how the audience sees it. But it does not sound erotic and exciting to Ashley or Mary-Kate. Indeed, it fills their hearts with an almost limitless dread.

    If nothing else happens, then in one hour's time, twin trapdoors will open beneath the girls' feet. Because they are already on their toes, there's no chance that their necks will snap. They will have to dance themselves to death--a process which, the announcer explains, could take up to an hour, because the twins don't weigh very much, and because their nooses have been tied loose.

    If, on the other hand, one of the girls chooses to take action, she can buy herself a quick, easy death. As the announcer speaks, bailiffs slip small cylindrical remote control units into Ashley's right hand and Mary-Kate's left. If either girl pushes her button, then her winch will lower her down onto the gallows platform, while the trapdoor drops out from under her sister's feet. She may watch in comfort, her breathing perfectly unrestricted, while her sister endures a terminal slow hang. The girl who pushed her button will then have earned a neck-snapping long drop.

    The moment the announcer finishes his introduction, the twins begin to negotiate through their tears. At first they are selfless, altruistic:

    "You have to drop me, Mary-Kate," Ashley whimpers. Her voice is thick and rough. The noose is tight, and it hurts to speak. "You're my baby sister. I have to take care of you. I can't bear to watch you hang!"

    "Baby sister? You're two minutes older than me, Ashley! And how do you think I'd feel, if I had to watch you spend an hour strangling to death? No way! We'll die together!"

    "Don't be stupid, Mary." A little anger surfaces now, through the pain, through the laborious breathing which is required to get even a few words out. "Do you know how much that'll hurt?

    "Hurts now," Mary-Kate replies. She is being economical with her words, for each one costs her dearly.

    "Yes. And we're still on our toes. Airdance...much worse."

    "Scared," says Mary-Kate.

    "Then push the button."

    The girls perspire as they suffer. The thin pink cotton of their tight tops sticks to their skin; the wet fabric is slightly translucent. Naturally, they wear no bras. Their taut, pouting young breasts press up through their blouses, yearning towards the heaven th

  12. Re:Not surprising... on Moore Approves Fahrenheit 9/11 Downloads · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You fail to note that all the French who died were shot in the back.

  13. The details... on China Deploys IPv9 Network · · Score: -1

    Shutters click as cameras capture the publicity stills, the pictures that will be on the cover of every magazine this week. This is how the world will remember the Olsen twins: matching tight pink blouses highlighting firm, buoyant adolescent breasts, tight black jeans suggesting a level of sexual experience which the twins do not, in fact, possess.

    When the pictures are complete, the twins are turned so that they stand facing one another. Their arms are held behind their backs. The bailiffs bring a pair of cuffs for each girl. The cuffs have no keyholes; they are not designed to be removed. This fact is not lost on the girls, who begin to sob helplessly as they feel sharp steel close around their slender wrists.

    Twin winches hum to life, pulling the girls up onto the balls of their naked feet. They begin to strangle almost immediately. They emit tormented gurgling sounds as boiled hemp digs into their tender throats. Quivering lips strip a couple more years off their apparent age. Their increasingly desperate facial expressions confirm that the Olsen girls are in no way prepared for the sudden pain. They have led lives of comfort and pampered privilege. They have never known suffering, until now.

    The winches fall quiet, their cruel work done. This is where the girls will remain: in that place where the pain is psychologically overwhelming but not physically dangerous, in that horrible place where they could, perhaps, remain forever.

    Still, this is an execution. And so the girls must not remain on their toes forever. They listen carefully as the announcer explains the rules of the game. He makes it sound erotic and exciting, and that is surely how the audience sees it. But it does not sound erotic and exciting to Ashley or Mary-Kate. Indeed, it fills their hearts with an almost limitless dread.

    If nothing else happens, then in one hour's time, twin trapdoors will open beneath the girls' feet. Because they are already on their toes, there's no chance that their necks will snap. They will have to dance themselves to death--a process which, the announcer explains, could take up to an hour, because the twins don't weigh very much, and because their nooses have been tied loose.

    If, on the other hand, one of the girls chooses to take action, she can buy herself a quick, easy death. As the announcer speaks, bailiffs slip small cylindrical remote control units into Ashley's right hand and Mary-Kate's left. If either girl pushes her button, then her winch will lower her down onto the gallows platform, while the trapdoor drops out from under her sister's feet. She may watch in comfort, her breathing perfectly unrestricted, while her sister endures a terminal slow hang. The girl who pushed her button will then have earned a neck-snapping long drop.

    The moment the announcer finishes his introduction, the twins begin to negotiate through their tears. At first they are selfless, altruistic:

    "You have to drop me, Mary-Kate," Ashley whimpers. Her voice is thick and rough. The noose is tight, and it hurts to speak. "You're my baby sister. I have to take care of you. I can't bear to watch you hang!"

    "Baby sister? You're two minutes older than me, Ashley! And how do you think I'd feel, if I had to watch you spend an hour strangling to death? No way! We'll die together!"

    "Don't be stupid, Mary." A little anger surfaces now, through the pain, through the laborious breathing which is required to get even a few words out. "Do you know how much that'll hurt?

    "Hurts now," Mary-Kate replies. She is being economical with her words, for each one costs her dearly.

    "Yes. And we're still on our toes. Airdance...much worse."

    "Scared," says Mary-Kate.

    "Then push the button."

    The girls perspire as they suffer. The thin pink cotton of their tight tops sticks to their skin; the wet fabric is slightly translucent. Naturally, they wear no bras. Their taut, pouting young breasts press up through their blouses, yearning towards the heaven the

  14. Fist Sport! on Panasonic's Blu-ray Recorder To Hit Market In July · · Score: -1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these...

    UP MY ASS!

  15. Re:Taken a bit further.... on Beastie Boys Respond to DRM Claims · · Score: -1

    Give this man some positive mods!

  16. Re:Cognitive Dissonance? on Beastie Boys Respond to DRM Claims · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've gotta FIGHT!
    For your RIGHT!
    To Ppprrrroooo-fit!

  17. Re:Friggin first post on Linux in Iraq · · Score: -1

    Aren't you only allowed to install Linux over there if it's on a Headless Server?

  18. Fist Sport! on Warhammer Online PC MMO Cancelled · · Score: -1

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Warhammer Online is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Warhammer Online community when IDC confirmed that Warhammer Online market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Warhammer Online has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Warhammer Online is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent MMORPG Usage Audit.

    You don't need to be Emperor Sigmar to predict Warhammer Online's future. The runes are on the wall: Warhammer Online faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Warhammer Online because Warhammer Online is dying. Things are looking very bad for Warhammer Online. As many of us are already aware, Warhammer Online continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Warhammer Online is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Warhammer Online developers Jervis Johnson and Redd Harvest only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Warhammer Online is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Warhammer Online leader Jotrik states that there are 7000 users of Warhammer Online. How many users of Everquest are there? Let's see. The number of Warhammer Online versus Everquest posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Everquest users. Warhammer Online++ posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Everquest posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Warhammer Online++. A recent article put Everquest at about 80 percent of the MMORPG market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Warhammer Online users. This is consistent with the number of Warhammer Online Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Nottingham, abysmal sales and so on, Warhammer Online went out of business and was taken over by SoE who sell another troubled MMORPG. Now Everquest is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Warhammer Online has steadily declined in market share. Warhammer Online is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Warhammer Online is to survive at all it will be among language dilettante dabblers. Warhammer Online continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Warhammer Online is dead.

    Fact: Warhammer Online is dying

  19. Fist Sport on Yuji Naka Talks Sonic, GTA, Emulators · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This one's for all the innocents murdered in the name of islam!

    (And before the naysayers make comment on the inverse, rest assured there's no such thing as an innocent islamic.)

  20. Re:GNAA BEGINS SALE OF DECAPITATION INSURANCE on Conspiracies - A 'Final Justice' For Videogames? · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post!

  21. Re:You'd be better off becoming a drug dealer on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: -1

    You really are a callous, pathetic little shit, aren't you?

    Ask Paul Johnson's family if they'd have preferred him to have the 'void of death'. No, wait, he didn't have the fucking choice, did he?

    Stop playing at being an angst ridden loser and look out at the real world for once.

    You're a disgrace to humanity.

  22. Don't waste your time... on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: -1

    Islamics are "vermin". Give this terrorist wannabe a few more posts and he'll claim it's all YOUR fault for making him communicate using a real language, instead of all that hollering backwards crap.

  23. Re:Prediction: Passive/Agressive Canadian Response on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: -1

    Conclusive proof that islamics deserve to be minced into dogfood.

  24. Clarification on Alienware Discuss New Video Array Technology For Gamers · · Score: -1

    In my haste to obtain the coveted 'First Post' of a non-frontpage article, I neglected to clarify the most salient point of my prior posting.

    Ergo, let it be known that 'ANAL WEAR' refers to the natural attrition caused to the rectum of a regular practitioner of anal sex (q.v. Slashbot), and NOT to the possibility of clothing directly related to, or draped around, the anus.

    Thank you.

  25. Alienware? on Alienware Discuss New Video Array Technology For Gamers · · Score: -1

    ANAL WEAR more like!

    Fist Sport!