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Tolkien Vs. The Critics In 1954

meganthom writes "The BBC is running a story about how the critics viewed The Fellowship of the Ring, which is celebrating the 50th anniversary of its publication... One critic's view: 'To have created so enthralling an epic-romance, with its own mythology, with such diversity of scene and character, such imaginative largess in invention and description, and such supernatural meaning underlying the wealth of incident is a most remarkable feat.' One of the most insightful of all the comments at the time was provided by the Spectator's Mr. Hughes, who said, 'I think we should be well advised to remember that what we have before us now is the first volume of a larger work... and be willing to suspend judgement... until we have seen the whole... The pleasure to be derived from this first volume is a pleasure not to be missed.'"

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  1. LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...in 1997 had more lively responses:
    In January 1997, reporter Susan Jeffreys of the (London) Sunday Times informed a colleague that J.R.R. Tolkien's epic fantasy "The Lord of the Rings" had been voted the greatest book of the 20th century in a readers' poll conducted by Britain's Channel 4 and the Waterstone's bookstore chain. Her colleague responded: "Oh hell! Has it? Oh my God. Dear oh dear. Dear oh dear oh dear."
    More on that here.
    1. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by rokzy · · Score: 0, Troll

      so? why would I care about the opinion of some colleague? especially one who can't for a decent response so just swears, blasphemes and repeats herself?

    2. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is hardly a surprise - how many other works of art were reviled in their time, only to be acclaimed by future generations?

      Well, if I knew anything about art, I'm sure I could come up with a few names...

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    3. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by 1arkhaine · · Score: 4, Interesting
      James Joyce's Ulysses springs almost instantly to mind. When it was released, it was banned in many countries, declared an abomination by many respected authors (Including, famously, Virginia Woolf), and considered a mass of loose fragments.

      Now, of course, it is considered a masterpiece, and has a huge reputation - almost too huge, as any Irish author would attest.

    4. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is hardly a surprise - how many other works of art were reviled in their time, only to be acclaimed by future generations?

      So your saying that Star Wars Episode I & the Matrix Sequels may be lauded by future generations? They ceratinly seem reviled today.

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    5. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In January 1997, reporter Susan Jeffreys of the (London) Sunday Times informed a colleague that J.R.R. Tolkien's epic fantasy "The Lord of the Rings" had been voted the greatest book of the 20th century in a readers' poll...

      There have been some truly great works of literature and fiction over the 20th century. I've found myself going back to some and reading them over several times, including Watership Down, which was my first true introduction to fantasy with depth. From my perspective, the Harry Potter series doesn't come close, but is an entertaining yarn, which stunned me when I saw 12 year olds reading 800+ page books. It's promising that people continue to read in an age of diverse video entertainment.

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    6. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by pamri · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The New York Times has reviews of the books published way back when they were released. Of the three, the first and the second are by W.H.Auden, who was one of the staunchest fan of Tolkien and it's quite interesting to read what he thinks about fantasy.

    7. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And, when you're done reading Auden's remarks about Tolkien, you should go on and read Auden's poems. Your view of the world will never be the same.

    8. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And it is still A POS, and an abomination. It's Unreadable, and utter nonsense.

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    9. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whatever you think about LotR as a work of literature, there's little question it was the most influential book of the century. LotR virtually godfathered the entire fantasy genre as we know it today -- there's hardly a fantasy book or game in English that doesn't draw its influence from Tolkien's work.

    10. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      Which in turn plunders from previous works of fantasy and mythology wholesale.

    11. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ... it was the most influential book of the century...

      ...in the field of fantasy. Not to be too hard on JRR, but there are a number of authors of both fiction and nonfiction that I would hate to describe as less influential. I mean, even an unabashed fanboy on TheOneRing.net contents himself with describing Tolkien as only one of the most influential authors of the last century.

      I'm not saying I agree with the philosophies of all of the following, but some names do come to mind. How about Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged)? Aldous Huxley (Brave New World)? Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)? JD Salinger (Catcher in the Rye is best known, though IMHO not his best work)? George Orwell (1984)?

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    12. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he said.

    13. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      My bad. When I refer to an unabashed fanboy on TheOneRing.net, I'm referring to the writing of Abraham Epton in his essay, In Defense of Tolkien, or Why His Critics Are Generally Idiots.

      I forgot to insert the link. Mea culpa.

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    14. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      I might add that there ARE people OUTSIDE USA.

      And sometimes they might think that "The Greatest Book Of 20th Century" is written in their language. So it's pretty unfair to conduct a poll about the greatest book only between English-speaking people. And in the global worldwide poll some obscure Chinese book will probably win :)

      I for one, think that Bulgakov's "The Master and Margaret" is the greatest Russian book of 20th century.

    15. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by dargaud · · Score: 2, Informative
      Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf)?
      Very vew people have read the book after 1945, so the litterary influence can't be that great.
      Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged)?
      nobody has heard of this outside of the US. On a litterary viewpoint it's nothing more than a loooong rant. Extremely monotonous.
      JD Salinger (Catcher in the Rye)?
      Same here, it's mostly known in the US.
      Aldous Huxley (Brave New World) and George Orwell (1984)?
      well, now that their writing are coming to life on a TV near you, it ain't that fun to read anymore, huh ?
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    16. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      That's a harsh way to put things. I think the saying applies here: "When you steal from one author, it's plagarism; when you steal from many, it's research."

      Tolkien deliberately researched many mythologies, attempting to get at some underlying common factors. The languages he invented definitely show that research.

      Mythologies, in general, "plunder" from each other liberally, so it's unsurprising that Tolkien's work would partake of a similar plundering; nor is it surprising that he'd find enough similarities to make his project a success.

      But Tolkien also added a lot of value, which is why he gets the credit for inventing the genre we now know as 'fantasy'.

      -Billy

    17. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Except when it's really funny and interesting.

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    18. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I think the Times of London poll occurred in Britain.

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    19. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by wrecked · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It depends on what you mean by "influential". Some of the authors you list above, especially Hitler and Orwell, have obviously had enormous influence in the spheres of political history and discourse.

      If, however, "influential" is taken to mean influence on the evolution of literature, I think that writers such as James Joyce, Jack Kerouac, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez and others would rank much higher.

      It's fair to say that in terms of economic and marketing influence, Tolkien is probably number one. Lord of the Rings effectively spawned the modern market for heroic fantasy, which was previously a marginal genre. The revenue from the Jackson films alone (over $1 B now?) is amazing.

      If it weren't for the Lord of the Rings, there may never have been the mega-audiences for works such as Star Wars and Harry Potter.

    20. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I think the Times of London poll occurred in Britain.

      What are you saying, Britain isn't one of the states?

      Damn... when did they secede?

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    21. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't think so at all. There plenty of people (even..gasp...Americans!) that would put many, many translated novels on their short list of greatest books ever. I offer as a sample:

      The Idiot
      Candide
      War and Peace
      The Inferno
      The Prince
      The Art of War
      Cyrano De Bergerac
      Siddhartha
      and on, and on...

      There are many non-native language books in the pan-English world that are thought of as classics. It does get harder when you leave the realm of Euro & Russian novelists, but I did offer at least one non-fiction example.

    22. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by vanDerGraaf · · Score: 1

      "Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged)? nobody has heard of this outside of the US. On a litterary viewpoint it's nothing more than a loooong rant. Extremely monotonous."

      Have you ever finished it (or even read it at all)? I'll grant you the first 1/3 is slow going, but I read it before my illumination as to Ms. Rand's political bent and I still thought the story was quite engrossing (that from a guy who lives/dies by Ren and Stimpy ;-)

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    23. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Sotogonesu · · Score: 1

      Case in point - Star Wars! Luke Skywalk := Frodo Baggins Darth Vader := Lord Sauron Obe Wan Kenobe := Gandalf R2D2 := Pippin C3PO := Merry Chewbacca := Gollum Princess Laea : Arwen Jabba the Hut := Gimli

    24. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Sotogonesu · · Score: 1

      Okay, Sorry! I'll learn to use the Preview button. The book certainly is influential. Case in point - Star Wars! Although it also borrowed heavily from ST TOS

      Luke Skywalk := Frodo Baggins
      Darth Vader := Lord Sauron
      Obe Wan Kenobe := Gandalf
      R2D2 := Pippin
      C3PO := Merry
      Chewbacca := Gollum
      Princess Laea : Arwen
      Jabba the Hut := Gimli

    25. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Here's some tips:
      - Read Joyce from a 'stream of conciousness' perspective. Joyce realised from early film that a story did not have to be written linearly. He tranposes modern invention into the written word and makes it part of the style.
      - He integrates commercial society and colloquialisms into the prose itself. 'Valvoline' is now escalated to a lyrical level.
      - Post-modern anti-establishment humanistic themes in high art. Nihilistic and existentialistic in other cases. Cynicism not as satire or comedy, but as a legitimate piece of art.

      I don't read Joyce for fun, but its difficult to deny his importance or creativity. Try "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man".... it's more accessible than Finnegan's Wake or Ulysses.

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    26. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's The Idiot about?

    27. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      Ulysses was considered a masterpiece by many authors and critics long before it was even completed. And most of it's reputation rests on those initial reviews. The remainder of it relies heavily on the notoriety achieved by the "ban."

    28. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      But you read it (or rather, bought it) in English. Russians prefer Lord of the Rings. Master and Margarita's only notoriety was a brief flirtation with the western leftist intellgentia's brief infatuation with post-Communist anti-communism, and is already 10 years out of vogue. Most salons don't even have it on the shelf anymore, much less the end-table.

    29. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      Siddhatha is the only book on that list that would qualify, since it was written in the 20th century. Only it was really just a short story, and a rather trite one at that.

    30. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      Aldous Huxley (Brave New World) and George Orwell (1984)? well, now that their writing are coming to life on a TV near you, it ain't that fun to read anymore, huh ? That reminds me of how funny I used to think Office Space was before I moved to Seattle. Now, the only part I can still laugh at is the fax machine bashing, since I don't have to submit time sheets anymore.
      And then, reading "Homage to Catalonia" makes you realize that Orwell's hatred of communism comes mainly from the factional conflicts he experienced during the Spanish Civil War.

    31. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by snarkh · · Score: 1


      What's the hell are you talking about?

    32. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, LOTR was OK, but "book of the century"? Doesn't make much sense in a century that saw the publication of Proust's Remembrance of Things Past, Joyce's Ulysses, Musil's The Man with No Qualities, Powell's Dance to the Music of Time, etc ... Could it be that most of the people who voted never read any of those?

      Hey, I know! Let's judge the relative worth of software on the basis of a popular vote by users! ... and the "OS of the century" award goes to ... Windows XP Home Edition!

    33. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 1

      TopShelf wrote:

      This is hardly a surprise - how many other works of art were reviled in their time, only to be acclaimed by future generations?

      Well, if I knew anything about art, I'm sure I could come up with a few names...

      How about a critically acclaimed film (in its own country) that had a record breaking budget, great plot with a strong message for its day, A level actors (the very best), and a special effects artist that was the greatest of his day (Spielberg and Lucas' special effects people studied under him, and would consider him their "Yoda")?

      When this movie came to the US, it was badly chopped up, shown out of sequence, with an American actor inserted to "Americanize" it, its hero relegated to a minor role, his motivation changed, and the message hardly distinguishable. As a result, this masterpiece and its many sequels have been reviled, denigrated, and referred to as "camp"!

      Now, fifty years later, the original film in all its glory, with newly translated subtitles, is making its way around the USA. If it comes to a theater in your town, go see it, and get introduced to the real "Gojira" for the very first time! Then you can acclaim it. ;)

      All our tomorrows,
      By the sun and the light,
      I am forgotten.

      "Oh Peace Oh Light Return" (national song of mourning) from "Gojira" 1954

    34. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Oh, do me a favour. Most influential book of the century? Come on. Even if you exclude non-fiction, this claim is utter tosh. I could reel off a list of a hundred and one fiction authors of the 20th century whose work has had a vastly more profound effect on the world - Joyce, Camus, Orwell, Kerouac, Nabokov, Plath, Marquez, Kafka, Heller, and on and on and on ad fucking infinitum.

      Furthermore, to suggest that Tolkein invented anything is entirely ridiculous. All he was trying to do was come up with a British mythology which could look the likes of the Icelandic sagas and the Odyssey in the eye. What he came up with was no different to Virgil being commissioned by Augustus Caesar to spin a yarn about the origins of the Roman Empire, and coming up with the Aeneid. Hardly a ground-breaking idea.

      Oh, and I'm not trying to troll here, but let's be honest, Tolkein was full of great ideas, but he wasn't actually any good at writing. The Lord of the Rings trilogy is some of the most turgid prose this side of Thomas Hardy, with dialogue that in places makes Star Wars look like Shakespeare. If it stands head and shoulders above other work in the same genre, it's only because most fantasy literature is utter shite. Great stories told by a man who can't actually write.

    35. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by barcodeplane · · Score: 1

      Apparently the book I just started reading, We The Living by Ayn Rand was really looked down upon during it's time. In fact it took Rand years to just find a publisher that was willing to publish it (everyone else said it was too anti communist)

    36. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      Aldous Huxley (Brave New World) and George Orwell (1984)?

      I was shocked (and not in a Casablanca way) to find that most of my co-workers had never heard of George Orwell. And these were mostly people older than me.

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    37. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by mr_pins · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. You say Tolkein's work is not particularly influential, and then you compare it to the Aeneid.

      I'd say the comparison is quite appropriate; and, sure, Virgil isn't Homer, but he's not exactly chopped liver either, now is he?

    38. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Matrix Reloaded may certainly be lauded as one of the great superhero movies.

    39. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Doomdark · · Score: 2, Interesting
      JD Salinger (Catcher in the Rye)?
      Same here, it's mostly known in the US.

      Actually, this is not true -- as far as authors go, he and his work are reasonably well-known, and I read the catcher in high school (in a nothern european country, late 80s) as one of about 20 choices (which, incidentally, also had mr. Huxley's Brave New World and 1984) from which I had to choose, for a literacy presentation.

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    40. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started reading it too. Rand is unreadable enough that I only made it about 70 pages in.

    41. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I'd be astonished if _everything_ Ms Rand ever wrote weren't still looked down on. It's turgid crap.

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    42. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Lots of books are untraslatable. Sure, they can be translated to another language, but they'll be meaningless or much less interesting to people of another culture. Besides, languages are very different, some language constructs can't be translated perfectly, and sometimes it can ruin impression of reader. For example, there is no analog of Present Perfect Tense in Russian, but on the other hand, English morphology (rules of words transforming) is poor compared to Russian. That's why short English sentences sometimes are translated into long and ugly Russian ones, and lots of nuance are lost then translating from Russian into English.

      Unfortunately, some of untranslatable books are the greatest ones. Even the whole layers of can be literature are untranslatable (folk-lore, some kinds of poetry, etc.).

    43. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by barcodeplane · · Score: 1

      I'm reading her books only because a peer of mine worships her for some unknown reason. After I read her books then I intelligently call him a jackass ;)

    44. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that that's the sort of thing Tolkein set out to achieve. I certainly wouldn't say he achieved it. I could be wrong, but I don't think people will still be reading Tolkein in two thousand years.

    45. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Whatever you think about LotR as a work of literature, there's little question
      > it was the most influential book of the century. LotR virtually godfathered the
      > entire fantasy genre as we know it today -- there's hardly a fantasy book or
      > game in English that doesn't draw its influence from Tolkien's work.

      A laughable suggestion. There are many more influential books, and fantasy as a genre existed long before Tolkein's turgid prose.

    46. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Myolp · · Score: 1

      The three most important authors of the 20th century would probably be Fyodor Dostoevsky, James Joyce and Franz Kafka.

      Writing fantasy is easy compared to writing books covering the current time-period in the real-world.

    47. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged)?
      >
      > nobody has heard of this outside of the US. On a litterary viewpoint it's
      > nothing more than a loooong rant. Extremely monotonous.

      I'm outside the US and I've heard of it. And you're not being asked which books you find a good read, but which books are influential.

      > JD Salinger (Catcher in the Rye)?
      >
      > Same here, it's mostly known in the US.

      You don't know what you're talking about, do you?

    48. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Caldair · · Score: 1

      Michael Jackson was, I remember, voted best entertainer of the past thousand years. I'm sure most people are qualified to judge that one, and don't, like, just vote for someone they like right now or whatever.

    49. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I imagine this post was written by someone who has read 4 books in their whole life (i.e. the LOTR trilogy and the Hobbit).

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    50. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Ayn Rand is only influential amongst a certain type of right wing American pseudo-intellectual.

      In the rest of the world, her books are treated with the respect and awe otherwise accorded to L Ron Hubbard's.

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    51. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post-modern anti-establishment humanistic themes in high art. Nihilistic and existentialistic in other cases.

      This kind of goobledygook crap is why I hated English class in college.

    52. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, exactly!
      I've never read any of the books you mentioned.
      One can't read every minor book that comes along.
      I've never even heard of any of the books you mentioned except for RoTP and U, and I've heard that those are pretty stuffy.
      I don't read in order to appreciate an author's skiil with words, or to appreciate any lyrical quality about them (which is probably why I don't like poetry very much); I read to learn facts or to be entertained (escapism).
      To learn facts, I read technical manuals, news magazines, newspapers, etc.
      To be entertained, I read fiction, and that fiction has to grab me.
      Long, boring descriptions of scenery do not grab me.
      Long, boring excursions into philosphy do not grab me (with the possible exception of John Galt's radio address in Atlas Shrugged, or Winston Smith's boss's (forgot his name) description of the "new world order" in 1984, where he describes the party's philosophy as a "boot stomping repeatedly on a man's face").
      Flowery speech using big words does not impress me.
      I want to be entertained, dammit!

    53. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1

      Good point - I have a much harder time thinking of a list when narrowed to the 20th century. Hesse comes to mind; Steppenwolf was a masterpiece.

    54. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Outstanding! The only reason I ever read any of it was to know my enemy, also.

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    55. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by barcodeplane · · Score: 1

      Keep your friends close and your enemies on your bookshelf!

    56. Re:LOTR winning "Book of the Century"... by wrecked · · Score: 1

      One problem with Dostoevsky, though; he died in 1881.

  2. don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Funny

    use tolkiens method! "Tolkien created 37 new languages for 34 books".

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    1. Re:don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Informative
      use tolkiens method! "Tolkien created 37 new languages for 34 books".

      I wonder how they translate to Klingon...

      oops, damn, wrong alternate reality!

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    2. Re:don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Informative? Yikes. Slashdot needs to stop allowing Star Trek fans to get mod points. Any reference to that show and they mod it up ;)

    3. Re:don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      I wonder how they translate to Klingon...

      You've got it backwards. To truely appreciate Tolkien, you must read him in the original Klingon.

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    4. Re:don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by Babbster · · Score: 1
      Vasn't Tolkien a Russian author?

      --Chekov

    5. Re:don't want to get caught by bad grammar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Vasn't Tolkien a Russian author?
      --Chekov


      Finnish =/= Russian

      SUOMI!

  3. I still remember reading LOTR for the first time. by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many years ago it was. It was an incredeble experence. One that I repeat every few years. Don't just read the book, check out the appendices too.

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  4. Historical perspective. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This is not a work which many adults will read through more than once," said the anonymous reviewer in the Times Literary Supplement, while American critic Edmund Wilson, dismissed the entire trilogy in 1956 as "juvenile trash".

    I understand that it may be difficult for us NOW to understand what the critics were saying in 1954 but you have to remember that writings were influenced by the conservative nature of the times.

    There have been few books I have read more than once and LOTR is one of them, in fact, I found it completely uninteresting and only made it 3/4 of the way through. It's just not my type of book.

    I wouldn't exactly say that he "triumphed" over anything. Times and tastes have changed and so have the reviews on his book.

    1. Re:Historical perspective. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      There have been few books I have read more than once and LOTR is one of them

      There are a great many books I have read more than once. Lord of the Rings is one of them. Though I haven't actually read it in many years - once I had it momeorized, there was no point ;)

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    2. Re:Historical perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whilst at risk of seeming a freak.. I have read the Jaws book about 20 - 30 times.. but have never read another book twice.. .I read about 1/3 of LOTR and just gave up.... hardly light reading is it...

    3. Re:Historical perspective. by Idealius · · Score: 1

      I've read the trilogy three times way before the movies came out because I like the genre so much, but YES I know what you mean. He's just so damn DETAILED about everything in the book especially in the first and second.

      I kept finding myself mindlessly scanning some of the pages not registering the content. I would go back to where I was conscious of the story again and find out the last three pages I just scanned were about some stupid tree's leaves X(

    4. Re:Historical perspective. by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "juvenile trash"

      The implication here being that juvenile == trash.

      Whenever I hear someone make that kind of argument I think they must be a real snob. Like people who don't like things that are too popular. The kind of people who think they are clever and sophisticated. Wankers.

    5. Re:Historical perspective. by gowen · · Score: 1
      The implication here being that juvenile == trash
      No. In fact, completely the opposite. If the reviewer felt juvenile == trash, they'd have been able to leave out one of the words (and, being a pedantic literary critic, would have).
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    6. Re:Historical perspective. by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      here have been few books I have read more than once and LOTR is one of them, in fact, I found it completely uninteresting and only made it 3/4 of the way through. It's just not my type of book.

      It has been my pleasure - and displeasure at times - to meet people who not simply read the book, but live it. It's my impression LOTR gave rise to D&D games, Society for Creative Anachronism and affect Renaissance Festivals.

      I once said, at a Ren Fest: "Why are there so many lords and ladies, but no peasants? Are these people in denial or what?"

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    7. Re:Historical perspective. by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, jeuvenile is an adjective, modifying trash. It's a type of trash, and the implication is that there's other types of trash. Perhaps "mature trash".

      It also implies that the reviewer is an expert in trash. He not only knows about trash in general, he is such an expert that he classifies trash into multiple categories. Most people consider trash to be worth very little consideration. The consider trash to be trash, and don't waste any more time thinking about it. So someone who has multiple classifications of trash might be though of as a "trash fetishist". One wonders about why this reviewer fetishizes trash, and exactly what form his (possibly obscene) fantasies about trash could take.

      There. Now that is the proper way to take two words and twist them into a slur against a reviewer's character. Yours was a good attempt, but needed some improvement. Hope that helps.

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    8. Re:Historical perspective. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He probably felt that "juvenile" was a subset of "trash" ... so he was specifying both the set and subset that the book belonged to.

      People are often redundant when they're angry.

    9. Re:Historical perspective. by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Heh. +1 Snarky.

    10. Re:Historical perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      An *American* literary critic? Good grief, next you'll be telling us Australia have one too.

    11. Re:Historical perspective. by tgibbs · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I understand that it may be difficult for us NOW to understand what the critics were saying in 1954 but you have to remember that writings were influenced by the conservative nature of the times.

      I think the modern literary establishment is just as conservative, and has just as much difficulty recognizing brilliant work that does not fit into a standard literary mold. Consider some of the expressions of outrage when Stephen King won the National Book Foundation Award for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters. Tolkien's work was a fantasy for adults, written in a serious mode normally reserved for traditional mythology. Hardly surprising that many critics didn't know how to deal with it. Yet even in Tolkien's time, some people, such as WH Auden and CS Lewis recognized the work's value.

    12. Re:Historical perspective. by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      I once said, at a Ren Fest: "Why are there so many lords and ladies, but no peasants? Are these people in denial or what?"

      I'll break it to you gently: _you_ were a peasant, and paid for the privilege.

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    13. Re:Historical perspective. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Consider some of the expressions of outrage when Stephen King won the National Book Foundation Award for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters.

      That was really amusing. Odd though that he didn't dissect King's work, but Rowling's. I wonder if he's actually read any King? Of course it's true that a lot of King's work is very pedestrian, most of his "NYT bestselling" doorstops are just ways to sedate yourself, but a lot of his shorter fiction, and a few novels, are very good, on both the craft and literary level. He's very aware of what the critics think of him, but is confident enough not to pander to them.

    14. Re:Historical perspective. by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      C S Lewis was a close friend of Tolkien. He was hardly an unbiased critic!

    15. Re:Historical perspective. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I'll break it to you gently: _you_ were a peasant, and paid for the privilege.

      Ah, yeah, just like in the good old days, where a man shat on himself after everyone else had.

      By golly, we seem to be heading there again. Probably a book or two on this somewhere.

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    16. Re:Historical perspective. by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      C S Lewis was a close friend of Tolkien. He was hardly an unbiased critic!

      I think "unbiased critic" is an oxymoron. Probably more important than his personal friendship with Tolkien was the fact that C S Lewis clearly shared the view that fantasy could be serious literature. To what extent Lewis's appreciation of Tolkien's worked stemmed from his personal friendship and to what extent that friendship developed out of his admiration of Tolkien's work is a difficult question. Very likely it went both ways.

    17. Re:Historical perspective. by pilkul · · Score: 1
      I understand that it may be difficult for us NOW to understand what the critics were saying in 1954 but you have to remember that writings were influenced by the conservative nature of the times.

      Erm... you quote Edmund Wilson and then talk about "conservative" times? You realize that Wilson was a friend of Nabokov (who wrote Lolita) and that he wrote an erotic novel which was censored by the American government at the time? He was anything but conservative AFAIK.

      Actually, many literary critics continue to think even today that LOTR is trash. I don't actually see much change in the opinions towards it. It's popular with the masses, less so with the literary people.

    18. Re:Historical perspective. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >American critic Edmund Wilson, dismissed the entire trilogy in 1956 as "juvenile trash".

      Wilson's complete essay is at http://www.jrrvf.com/sda/critiques/The_Nation.html .

      Notice that he spells Gandalf's name wrong, misses the fact that Tolkien intended the word "Hobbit" to echo "Babbit", and calls Gollum a "water creature" -- all in the first paragraph.

    19. Re:Historical perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CHristopher Lee reads the book every year, so _someone_ likes it.

    20. Re:Historical perspective. by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      has not have, but I doubt it.

    21. Re:Historical perspective. by ewe2 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the general critical reaction hasn't changed. If anything, the prevailing consensus seems to have been passed on from generation to generation much like the general reader's reaction, which suggests some sort of "critics course" in Tolkien. Critics were still quoting Wilson and Muir well into the '60's. Now their attitude seems to pop up in the kind of comments Germaine Greer made.

      So the reviews haven't changed much at all. The one review I really want to read was made by some daft english feminist who firmly believed Shelob was a Freudian womb-substitute; sadly this apparently hilarious screed was buried in an obscure compilation and I've only heard of it second-hand. Until this vein of "author inspection" criticism is killed off, we won't have anything intelligent from a critical tradition that cannot accept a fantasy genre as anything but "escapist". BTW, escapist is a perjorative that seems to date from the 1930's and was initially used in literary criticism. See, nothing changes.

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    22. Re:Historical perspective. by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's OK, we exported all of ours a while back (Clive James, Germaine Greer, Robert Hughes)... who wants those tossers standing around talking a load of old garbage when there's beer to be drunk?

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    23. Re:Historical perspective. by toby · · Score: 1
      Are you saying that people who think they are clever and sophisticated and people who really are clever and sophisticated are disjoint sets?

      Who would you say is genuinely clever and sophisticated? -- Yourself? Only those who do not describe things as juvenile trash? Any other key phrases I should look out for if I wish to figure out who is and who isn't? Do such people exist at all? Do any of them masturbate?

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    24. Re:Historical perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that C.S. Lewis's fantasy efforts were infinitely more boring.
      I couldn't get through even the first chapter of That Hideous Strength.

    25. Re:Historical perspective. by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Except that C.S. Lewis's fantasy efforts were infinitely more boring. I couldn't get through even the first chapter of That Hideous Strength.

      I don't think I ever go through that series either, but I really liked his Narnia books. Still, they weren't in the league with Tolkien (who despite their friendship was reportedly not a fan of Lewis's Narnia series)

    26. Re:Historical perspective. by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      There have been few books I have read more than once

      So, you first state that there exist a few books (a handful?) which you have read more than once...

      and LOTR is one of them

      And LOTR is one of them. THEM, of course, referring to that exclusive handful of books which you have read on more than one occasion.

      Then you write:

      in fact, I found it completely uninteresting and only made it 3/4 of the way through. It's just not my type of book. ...which completely contradicts what you wrote earlier in the same sentence.

      Which is it? LOTR is one of the handful of books which you have read multiple times (more than once), or you only made it 3/4 of the way through?

      Unless you are implying that you commenced reading it more than once, only to fail every time?

  5. cs lewis and jrr tolkien by frankmu · · Score: 5, Informative

    just a reminder of a great article about how close these two great writers were:

    tolkien and lewis

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    1. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by hubie · · Score: 1

      A more interesting read is in The Inklings. There are many web sites about the group as well.

    2. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given their closeness, I find it very ironic that many conservative churches still adore Lewis and condemn Tolkien (for all the satanic wizards and dragons and such).

      Of course, most of these same people don't realize interesting little details like Lewis' clearly stated acceptance of the theory of evolution, and frequently repeated belief in inclusivism (non-Christians go to heaven too). :)

    3. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by ChristTrekker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ironic, also, is the acceptance of Tolkien among the atheist/agnostic crowd here on slashdot that bashes the beliefs of Lewis.

    4. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      There are Christians here, they just don't preach about it. (Which, incidentally, is the way I like it.)

    5. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      What's so surpsising about that? Both Tolkien and Lewis are great at writing fiction. They tell good yarns. And yes, they are based heavily on their Christian thoughts. The thing is - their fiction works are presented as fiction. You don't have to believe them to be reality in order to like them. In fact, the authors themselves don't try to sell them as reality. Lewis's essays about his religion, however, are presented as reality. That is the chief difference.

      We atheists enjoy fantastical fiction just as much as the next guy. We just don't like confusing "I think this would be neato if it was true" with "I think this is true".

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    6. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know they're here and I know they don't preach. That wasn't in debate.

      My point was that the atheist bloc (proportionately larger on \. it seems than in the general public) engages in a good bit of Christian-bashing here. I'd prefer positive "preaching" of atheism to negative bashing of those who disagree with you. Unfortunately, the only unifying idea behind atheism seems to be "religion is dumb" rather than "not believing in Deity has made [my life|society] better".

      Slashdot is (mostly) a community about tech, and it's not the proper forum for metaphysical philosophy. I don't mention my faith here except very obliquely in discussions of societal topics where it influences my beliefs, or when misinformation is being posted about it.

    7. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1
      We just don't like confusing "I think this would be neato if it was true" with "I think this is true".

      And this comes down to being able to discern what is true from what is not. You just have a different opinion on that issue. ;) Truth shall set you free.

    8. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by Watcher · · Score: 1

      Back in college, a born again friend of mine was bashing Tolkien, because he had been told Tolkien was an atheist. At the same time he was lamenting that C.S. Lewis hadn't been able to convert Tolkien.

      It floored him when I corrected him about this, and told him Tolkien helped convert Lewis to christianity. All of a sudden a lot of things he had been told by his evangelical friends came under some serious scrutiny (that's the problem with creating or repeating untruths-the moment you're found out, everything else you say is questioned).

    9. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unfortunately, the only unifying idea behind atheism seems to be "religion is dumb" rather than "not believing in Deity has made [my life|society] better".

      Unfortunately, pragmatism lends little towards an objective pursuit of truth.

    10. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Ironic, also, is the acceptance of Tolkien among the atheist/agnostic crowd here on slashdot that bashes the beliefs of Lewis.

      You don't _have_ to be a Christian to enjoy Tolkien. You just enjoy the fruits of the Western Christian heritage.

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    11. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by antizeus · · Score: 1
      Ironic, also, is the acceptance of Tolkien among the atheist/agnostic crowd here on slashdot that bashes the beliefs of Lewis.
      It's "ironic" in the sense that rain on your wedding day is ironic. That is to say, not at all.
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    12. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a good bit of Christian-bashing here

      That's probably because christianity is a mythology, and most people here treat it as such.
      Some of us make fun of christians because they actually take it seriously, as if it actually happened, as if it was real.
      We'd probably do the same thing toward people who thought that Thor/Odin or Hercules/Zeus were real, and who took those myths seriously.

    13. Re:cs lewis and jrr tolkien by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I was just pointing out that thinking something is fiction is not necesarily going to make one dislike it. Most stuff that is read for the sake of entertainment is fiction. It's only when the author's and the reader's opinion on whether or not it's fiction differ that it can be an obsticle to enjoyment.

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  6. Blurred Lines by Apreche · · Score: 4, Interesting

    quoth the article

    These days, of course, the dividing line between children and adult audiences has blurred.

    A major factor to this phenomena is literature that so generically entertaining that anyone can read it. LOTR is the chief example.

    But the other factor is obviously the lower level of intelligence of adults in our society. As people get dumber the more difficult books sell fewer copies. If LOTR was released today, for the first time, with no movies, fame or promotion how well would it do? How much of that has to do with the average adult reading level?

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    1. Re:Blurred Lines by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah! We need to bring back all of those books that are no fun to read and serve mostly to browbeat you into the authors way of thinking! If we keep up this trend, what are schoolteachers going to assign their students to crush their joy of reading?

      IMHO, authors should not hide their ideas behind obtuse syntax and plodding plotlines. Unless a book is technical in nature (like a textbook or perhaps a Philosophical tome), the author should not mask his ideas behind excessive jargon or overly convoluted construction.

      I know this will be a major problem to people who like to read difficult works to impress their friends. "Wow, you finished Gravitys Rainbow? I never got past chapter 2!" I also don't think you need to make your book excessivly hard to read to discuss weighty issues, especially since most of these issues are not particularly difficult to describe once you boil off the excess jargon and technical terms in my experience. The solution may be difficult to arrive at (in fact many dilemmas have no "good" solution), but the problem should not be difficult to understand, especially at a basic level.

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    2. Re:Blurred Lines by underpar · · Score: 1

      If LOTR was released today, for the first time, with no movies, fame or promotion how well would it do?

      Should that be 'were' instead of 'was'? You snob;)

    3. Re:Blurred Lines by gowen · · Score: 5, Informative
      the other factor is obviously the lower level of intelligence of adults in our society
      Nice troll. In the UK, even in 1954, people regularly left school at 13 or 14, with few or no qualifications and barely incapable of basic literacy. These days, literacy rates are massively higher.
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    4. Re:Blurred Lines by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "lower level of intelligence of adults in our society"

      Puh-lease. Spoken like a true snob. First time? You mean like the 900 page Potter books? Or the many in-depth fantasy and period epics published?

      Get a grip and hop off your imaginary horse.

    5. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Normally, I would be prefacing this comment with something like: "I'm not an English graduate, nor do I play one on TV, but..."

      However, I am an English graduate (BA and MA, actually) and you, sir, have found yourself in my crosshairs.

      You can't assume that the average adult has a lower level of intelligence. That "obvious" fact of yours is merely an opinion unless you have stats to back up such a statement. Is the average adult ignorant of many things? Certainly. However, one cannot equate ignorance for lack of intelligence. Are you telling me that the coding geeks on /. are less intelligent than you because they choose to watch movies as opposed to reading the books said movies may be based on? Would they be correct in saying that, since I cannot code, I would be less intelligent than they are, even though I do read?

      A case in point: My best friend (we've know each other for almost 30 years at this point) never read for leisure when we were growing up. I used to joke that he started Stephen King's The Stand in his freshman year of high school and might finish it by time he retires. He hasn't finished his BA (he's 32) and he's not a white-collar "professional." He runs a carpetry company, plays amateur hockey, enjoys going to sports bars with his main circle of friends and is looking to buy a big pickup truck. Your statements lead me to believe that this is the type of "dumber" person you are pointing your finger at. However, because of the LOTR movies he has read LOTR, The Hobbit and Unfinished Tales.

      Why is that?

      It's not lack of intelligence that cause people not to read. It's lack of engagement on the part of the publishers and on the part of the readers & fans of "difficult" books to expose the general public to them. In particular, it's people like you.

      If we all went around with elitist attitudes like yours, of course the "average" person would be turned off. If reading "difficult" books made people into someone like you, why would they want to do that?

    6. Re:Blurred Lines by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      If you bring back "The Scarlet Letter" I'll hunt you down and kill you like a dog.

      Max

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    7. Re:Blurred Lines by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      If LOTR was released today, for the first time, with no movies, fame or promotion how well would it do? How much of that has to do with the average adult reading level?

      How hard were the Harry Potter books, compared to LotR (taking into account the changes in the English language since then)

    8. Re:Blurred Lines by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      These days, literacy rates are massively higher.
      Not in the US. Literacy rates have been in marked decline since the post-revolutionary period.

      (And I doubt the UK is much better as it has a similar education system.)
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    9. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If LOTR was released today, for the first time...

      Well that is supposition contrary to fact, so does indeed call for the subjunctive mood:

      If LOTR were released today...

      Got to go now ... I'm making sure that no-one ends a sentence with a preposition without being thoroughly made fun of.

    10. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Hmmmm... how about looking at a real study about US literacy rates? In fact, you might want to look at some actual stats on the illiteracy rate in this country.

      To quote the parent of your comment: "These days, literacy rates are massively higher."

    11. Re:Blurred Lines by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

      Beautiful post. Ought to be modded +10 Insightful.

    12. Re:Blurred Lines by gowen · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not in the US.
      Sure, and there's no reason to mistrust literacy statistics where the result of literacy is to be drafted to fight in Europe or Vietnam.

      Do you really believe, for example, that the sample for those 1950s statistics really included kids educated in the substandard black schools that predated Brown vs. Board of Education?

      by 1840 the incidence of complex literacy in the United States was between 93 and 100 percent wherever such a thing mattered.
      "Wherever such a thing mattered". Meaning "excluding the poor and the negros", who don't really count. The fact is, no-one has reliable literacy data predating the late 1960s.
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    13. Re:Blurred Lines by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Not "post-revolutionary", per se. The decline in American literacy seems to have started with compulsory schooling, in the second half of the 19th century.

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    14. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree. I think that all authors should have to use the same vocabulary set and sentence structure. In fact, a Standard Author Stylesheet can be made and distributed. Or a text parsing program could be used that would have a set of approved sentences and paragraphs used to convey different situations.

      Ooooh, better yet, all writers should be requried to use Mad Libs in their work.

      And what is the deal with Jane Austen or James Fenimore Cooper with all their fancy-pants talking? Someone should do us all a favor and translate those things into nice, simple plain-folk talk. And don't get me started on that Shakespeare fellow.

      I think we should colorize all those annoying black and white movies too. And what's the deal with that Hitchcock guy; didn't anyone tell him to use some damn lighting in his shots? Doesn't he know that he is creating an eerie, uneasy mood with all those shadows? Yeah, some genius he is; can't even use a well-illuminated scene when he makes a movie.

      Yes, reading would be much more interesting if authors had to all sound the same in the way they write.

      Correct me if I am wrong, but I figure you fall more towards the "When Animials Attack" than "Masterpiece Theather" part of the spectrum.

    15. Re:Blurred Lines by gowen · · Score: 1
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    16. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bless you, sir. OP

    17. Re:Blurred Lines by Sgt+York · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You can't assume that the average adult has a lower level of intelligence. That "obvious" fact of yours is merely an opinion unless you have stats to back up such a statement. Is the average adult ignorant of many things?
      This brings up an interesting point. There is certainly a perception among many people that people are less intelligent today than in the past. Perhaps what we really see is an increase in ignorance, not a drop in intelligence. And they are not the same thing. In fact, the increase in ignorance may merely be an artifact.

      Today, there is much more known to humanity as a whole than there was 5 decades ago. This means that individuals have a lot more to be ignorant about. It's kind of a side effect of the information age. We can only learn so much, so fast, and we tend to focus on what is useful to us. For instance, I know a lot about molecular biology, because it is what I do for a living. As a result, the majority of people on /. are ignorant of molecular biology compared to me. However, I am ignorant of programming when compared to the majority of people on /. (Keep in mind that this says precisely squat about anyone's intelligence). Fifty years ago, you would be hard pressed to find people that knew what those two fields were. Today the average guy on the street can at least tell you something about them, at some level. Anyone that's been to college can probably carry on a conversation about the topics for a while (except, perhaps, for english majors*)

      I have always considered intelligence to be a measure of how fast you can learn. If that holds true, and people today are as intelligent as the people of 50 years ago, there are going to be areas in which they were well-versed in which we are not (comparing people of the same age). We have had to sacrifice certain areas to learn new ones.

      *Feel free to slam my grammar/punctuation/spelling now ;)

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    18. Re:Blurred Lines by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would they be correct in saying that, since I cannot code,

      Hey, this guy is a NORMAL! Who let him in here? Don't we have a rule about people like this? Next thing you know, the non-coders are going to be wanting to sit at the front of the bus and marry our geekettes! HARUMPH!

      (This message was sarcasim, for the humor-challenged out there. See, he's going on about elitist attitudes, and I, well- oh, forget it.)

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    19. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      >> ... the lower level of intelligence of adults in our society. As people get dumber the more difficult books sell fewer copies.

      > We need to bring back all of those books that are no fun to read and serve mostly to browbeat you into the authors way of thinking!

      If you were trying to prove the point you were replying to, I think you succeded nicely. The whole point of literature is that it is a conversation about things that matter, carried on through the ages. If you find great literature pointless, you are probably too immature and uneducated to understand the ideas that the most brilliant minds in history (think Newton, Pascal, Descartes, et cetera) have obsessed over. Don't take that as an insult, please. Lack of education and lack of intellectual maturity are common problems with folks who attended a public school.

      You can learn to benefit from good books. I'd suggest that you begin with How to Read a Book. I'd also suggest learning an inflected language, such as Latin, Russian or even German. The grammar that forces into you will help you immensely with your ability to parse English.

    20. Re:Blurred Lines by geeber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only on Slashdot could somebody arguing for the cliff notes version of literature be called interesting. Dumbing down great works of art for the masses, and legions of bored high school students is not any kind of solution.

      This may be difficult for you to understand, but most people read great works of literature because they love them, not to impress the neighbor.

    21. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm...
      Normally, I would be prefacing this comment with something like: "I'm not an English graduate, nor do I play one on TV, but..." However, I am an English graduate (BA and MA, actually)...
      [snip]
      However, one cannot equate ignorance for lack of intelligence.
      I'm not an English graduate, but don't you mean "one cannot equate ignorance with lack of intelligence"?
    22. Re:Blurred Lines by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This whole notion that 100 years ago the population was better educated because schools taught Latin, read the classics and generally had rigorous educations is because the average 14 year old wasn't *in* school, but rather working with the rest of the general population. Therefore, the average literacy among the elite was very high, while the average literacy among populations as a whole was abysmal. The elite are still getting the classics pounded into their heads at prep schools and Universities like Oxford just like they always have. It's just that the rest of the population is now getting at least a basic education.

    23. Re:Blurred Lines by gowen · · Score: 1
      The elite are still getting the classics pounded into their heads at prep schools
      Thats not the only thing that gets pounded into you at prep school
      and Universities like Oxford just like they always have
      Well, I went to Oxford, and I didn't learn a jot of Latin (except the pre-dinner grace, which I only learned through repeated exposure).
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    24. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Those stats you're quoting paint a far different picture than you think.

      Look here for the sources of what follows.

      White literacy was high, well above 80%, in 1870. That was after some years of immigration of illiterates from Europe, and the government schooling which was developed in response to the wave of Catholic immegration (yes, public schooling has some racist roots). Black literacy in 1870 was about 20%. That's about 5 years after the Civil War. It is probable that the pre-Civil War black literacy rate was quite close to that. In many of the slave states, it was illegal to teach blacks to read, so that suggests that even in the South, literacy was very widespread, and bright people could ``just catch it'', like a cold, with little aid.

      Given that functional literacy might have required a slightly lower level of reading ability than is needed today, those figures are simply astounding. In a time when an illiterate man could make a decent living, more than 80% of the whites (probably more than 90% of the native born whites; remember those illiterate Catholic immigrants) could read. In other words, most people probably had a higher level of literacy than they needed to function. Today, many people would function better if they could read better, with more understanding.

      A century before that, in the 1790s, John Adams wrote that illiterate men were scarce. He was speaking of Protestant New England, of course, where everyone was expected to learn to read, so that he could read the King James Bible. Many people who are considered ``literate'' today find the KJV impenetrable, so perhaps the standards of literacy were higher back then, rather than lower?

      Between the Revolution and the Civil War, Cooper's ``Last of the Mohicans'' sold about as many copies per capita as the Harry Potter series has. But contrast Cooper's writing style with Rowling's! I suspect that most of the people who are willing to wade through a Harry Potter story would find one of Cooper's books mighty tough going. Also, the price was over a day's wages for most workers. How many Harry Potter books do you think would sell if they cost a day's wages each? Again, I think it shows that real literacy was wide spread in the 18th and 19th centuries, and perhaps at a higher level than today.

    25. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No offense, but this is the kind of crap most English teachers spout off. They have us read books about racial acceptance, women's mistreatment, and general social acceptance (of the poor, primarily). I hate to let you know this, but people generally ARE stupid. Most of them can't be helped beyond a point, there is no way someone who never bothered to learn proper English in high school will suddenly start reading Hamsun. These people are stupid enough that they can't even speak inany comprehensible manner (come to the South, I'll show you quite a few examples). It doesn't matter if these people are intelligent in some obscure, unnoticeable way; if they can't speak properly, they will come off sounding as idiots, always.

      Its not that people aren't exposed to engaging novels, its that they don't want to read them. Many people simply hate reading, they prefer mindlessly plopping down in front of the television with whatever corporate news channel they happen to obsess over. I'm sorry but this is reality, at least here in the South..

      (And I'm certain I have a few errors in this post somewhere, but I hope you can understand from my post that this is not the type of error or lack of English mastery I was referring to.)

    26. Re:Blurred Lines by Sique · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact: I have read 'adult' books as a 12 year old child (adult meaning targeted at an adult public, not because of the adultery committed herein), and I enjoy reading childrens books up until today. Having children surely helps there.

      The only type of books I never really got a hang of were books written for people being in puberty, so for instance all those 'first love' stories or the books about boy's gangs enduring adventures and learning useful lessons for life, with the exception of Erich Kaestner's books. Don't know if they ever got translated in english though.

      No, I think there have been always stories around that were enjoyed by both children and adults. The Faust saga, which most only know as quite heavy weight play by J.W.Goethe (ok... three plays by J.W.Goethe), was in fact a traditional play for finger pupates, with children as the obvious target audience, and whose origin lie in the 16th century.

      The same can be said about all those knight sagas which rose around the Round Table (the celtic-english side) and the paladins of Charlesmagne (the french side). They have everything: a clearly structured set of persons, great love, long, enduring adventures, melodram, fantastic sets of places and spirits, moral conflicts etc.pp.

      And lots of nursery tales are in fact quite erotic, with lots of symbols, often missinterpreted, but genuinely sexual in their meaning. Charles Perrault's Cinderella is quite prominent, where the shoe of glass (french: verre) is just an error and in fact meant a shoe of fur (french: vair). And this is again just an euphemism for the female genital, so slipping in the shoe of fur meant having sex in 16th century french ;) And that the youngest daughter had the smallest shoe just means that the youngest daughter was still virgin.

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    27. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A century before that, in the 1790s, John Adams wrote that illiterate men were scarce. He was speaking of Protestant New England, of course, where everyone was expected to learn to read, so that he could read the King James Bible. Many people who are considered ``literate'' today find the KJV impenetrable, so perhaps the standards of literacy were higher back then, rather than lower?

      I have to call a logical falicy on this part of your arguement. I think it is much more likely that modern readers have trouble with KJV because it over two centuries removed form the language they speak.

    28. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      I'm still searching for the provenance for this quote, but in the 1960's, Senator Kennedy is supposed to have issued a press release saying that literacy rates in Massachusetts had fallen with the introduction of public schooling.

      That's not surprising news, since the public schools quickly picked up the insane ``Look-say'' method, which teaches that words are ideograms, rather than that words are collections of sounds. This left children who didn't get phonics instruction at home out in the cold, and may have kept some children from learning to read who would have learned to read if left to themselves. Furthermore, the children were entirely dependent on their teachers, since Look-say provides no tools for learning on your own.

      You can find some practical information on phonics and Look-say on my web site.

      The official statistics show that white school enrolment had essentially no affect on white literacy, while black literacy tracked black school enrolment fairly closely. That is, whites learned to read whether they went to school or not, while blacks learned to read at school, only. That may be because white parents were able to provide their children with phonics instruction at home, while black parents more often couldn't.

      If you want a good history of the public school movement, I'd suggest starting with Gatto's book Undergound History of American Education and Richard Mitchel's Graves of Academe. Market Education: the Unknown History is another excellent resource, but unfortunately isn't available online.

    29. Re:Blurred Lines by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      I have always considered intelligence to be a measure of how fast you can learn...

      I would add to that: ...and a willingness and/or the desire to learn.

      what good is being able to learn fast if you are not willing to learn or have no desire to learn?

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    30. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      Yup... I caught that myself after I posted. Mistakes do happen. ;)

    31. Re:Blurred Lines by gowen · · Score: 1
      I'm still searching for the provenance for this quote, but in the 1960's, Senator Kennedy is supposed to have issued a press release saying that literacy rates in Massachusetts had fallen with the introduction of public schooling.
      So, you're basing your opinion on a single, unprovenanced press release? Real smart.
      while black literacy tracked black school enrolment fairly closely.
      I really don't understand that point? Did black schools teach phonics? If not, how did so many of them learn to read by going to school?
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    32. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      If you find great literature pointless, you are probably too immature and uneducated to understand the ideas that the most brilliant minds in history (think Newton, Pascal, Descartes, et cetera) have obsessed over. Don't take that as an insult, please. Lack of education and lack of intellectual maturity are common problems with folks who attended a public school.

      Why shouldn't he take that as an insult? It was crafted like an insult, worded like an insult, and delivered like an insult. If you had not wanted to insult him, you probably could have found a way to phrase your criticism that wouldn't require an empty sounding disclaimer.

      For example, which of these replies is the most constructive?
      "Your post came across as condescending, but I'm sure you didn't mean for it to sound that way. Perhaps you should be more conscious of the negative connotations of the words you choose."
      Or:
      "If you were trying to prove the point you were replying to, I think you succeded nicely. If you think old literature is so great, you are probably too stuck up and self absorbed to understand that some very intelligent people disagree with you. Don't take that as an insult, please. Lack of tact and lack of intellectual honesty are common problems with folks who attended a liberal university."
    33. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good call. I love the subjunctive, but then again, I read at least an hour of Latin and German per day.

    34. Re:Blurred Lines by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      Ability is never of benefit until you use it. I'd still argue that intelligence is that capacity to learn, but if you're lazy you just never use that capacity. I think of intelligence, will, and motivation as three seperate but interacting traits. Will and motivation can be applied to areas that require only basal intelligence. (Must......resist......urge......to......randomly. ......insult....)

      Think physics: Energy is still energy regardless of whether or not it does any actual work. You're right; ability is meaningless if not used. Of course it will, like any other trait, atrophy with disuse.

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    35. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Stop posting as AC. There's a reason why the second word is "coward." Stand behind your beliefs if you truly believe them...

      Back on-topic:

      No, English teachers do not spout this off. I know that fron six years of working in an English department and taking classes. The "academe" believes itself to better than the typical person because of the elitist view that Joe Sixpack cannot possibly understand Jane Austen or James Joyce because, after all, he is merely a common, blue-collar worker. I've taken black studies and women's studies classes and, I will tell you, it is the patronizing bleeding-heart professor who takes it upon themselves to pity the "downtrodden."

      I believe those people are full of shit. They want to live their comfortable lives and ignore what they could do to help those "unfortunate souls" that they preach about in class. You need to see the forest for the trees, son.

      No, people are not generally stupid (which is something most faculty do think). Again, ignorance does not equate to stupidity. For that matter, neither does laziness. The people you're broadbrushing may indeed be ignorant and/or lazy... but that doesn't mean they're unintelligent. Look up the meaning of the word if I'm confusing you...

      People don't hate reading. Harry Potter, romance novels and Tom Clancy books prove that, but they have been trained to believe it is hard work and isn't enjoyable. Any English teacher who cannot explain the social mores and standards of Shakespeare's times can completely screw up the enjoyment of those plays for a lifetime (which is a shame because there is some fun stuff in there). Any parent who censors the books a child's inquisitive nature leads them to does even more damage.

      And people like you and the OP of this thread do the most damage of all by blaming non-readers for topic at hand.

      Yes, there are those who are handicapped and cannot be taught but, be honest with yourself: had circumstances been different, but genetics the same, and you were born and raised in sub-Sahara Africa, do you really think you would be less intelligent than you are now? Perhaps your intelligence would be used in a different fashion, and you may have even been illiterate, but do you really think you would be stupid?

    36. Re:Blurred Lines by aslagle · · Score: 1
      A century before that, in the 1790s, John Adams wrote that illiterate men were scarce. He was speaking of Protestant New England, of course, where everyone was expected to learn to read, so that he could read the King James Bible. Many people who are considered ``literate'' today find the KJV impenetrable, so perhaps the standards of literacy were higher back then, rather than lower?

      Of course! And the fact that you couldn't read a copy of Beowulf as it was written means you must be illiterate too!

      Language changes. The people inhabiting this world 200 years from now will likely find our language just as incomprehensible in structure and usage as we find the 'stilted' language of the early 1800s.

    37. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      How fast one can learn? I would say it's the capacity for learning, not the speed at which one does learn. I've met slow learners who more than catch up with their peers by time they reach adulthood. Considering I spent four summers (after eighth, ninth, tenth and eleventh grades) in summer school I would argue that I wasn't an extremely fast learner (though it could also be argued that I wasn't be engaged correctly by the teachers), even though I did catch up, and in some cases surpass, my peers from high school.

      However, I think you and I agree almost completely here. I definitely don't know how to farm, but if I had been born to my family a century before I would have been raised a farmer. I don't think my grandparents, who will not use a computer, are unintelligent or lazy or lack the ability to learn, they're just of a different time. But my usage of a computer, and their lack of usage, doesn't mean one or the other is more intelligent, which is a point many people around here, and even in this thread, seem to overlook...

    38. Re:Blurred Lines by Echnin · · Score: 1
      Between the Revolution and the Civil War, Cooper's ``Last of the Mohicans'' sold about as many copies per capita as the Harry Potter series has.
      Really? I couldn't find that on the site you linked. That's an intriguing fact, assuming it's true. Could you point to where that's confirmed?
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    39. Re:Blurred Lines by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      The KJV? Puritan New England? You do realize that, by holding John Adams up as an example, you are placing the man who signed the Sedition Act into law on a pedestal, yes? By all means, admire Adams for the revolutionary he was, but don't try to hold him us as Everyman for the 18th or 19th centruy. He was an elitist who couldn't see past his own nose. In his world, illiterate men were scare. John Adams's world, as those who studied the man know, was an extremely small and narrow-minded place.

      As for Cooper: I just finished re-reading Cooper for the third time. Natty Bumpo is a character I know well. I also know Harry Potter well. Cooper and Rowling are fairly equivalent in terms of writing skills and, frankly, I know of more than a few kids who have read both Cooper and Rowling and understood both of them. So, no, your argument is baseless.

      You have an extremely small mind, sir. I suggest leaving whatever ivory tower you're living in and getting yourself a real education. The world's a wonderful place when you actually experience it.

    40. Re:Blurred Lines by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      I would say it's the capacity for learning, not the speed at which one does learn

      You have a good point there. I'm probably a little biased on that point, because I can normally learn pretty fast. A better definition would probably be a combination of the two: capacity for learning and speed at which you can learn.

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    41. Re:Blurred Lines by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all fine that you like to read challenging works, I do too sometimes, but I think too many people mistake challenging for insightful. Many works have a few golden nuggets of ideas, but they are wrapped up metric tons of bullshit that are there to make the author look smarter (Philosophy books are especially bad in this regard). Remember, just because you don't really understand what the author is saying doesn't mean the book is just "too smart" for you, the author may just not have a coherent point or may be trying to be too clever with his wording.

      Note that this doesn't apply to older works that are difficult because the language has evolved. Those works are always going to be difficult until you basically learn the old version of the language as a second language, although many old authors were as bad about obfuscating their work as modern authors.

      Is it just me, or has this topic really brought out a lot of elitist assholes? "Books should be hard to read, you're just stupid!" Sheesh.

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    42. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Some of the vocabulary of the KJV has dropped out of use between Adams' time and now. Remember that we are only about twice as far away from the KJV as Adams was, so that should have been a problem in his day, too, though a lesser one.

      The real problem that modern readers have with the KJV seems to be sentence structure. The grammar and systax of the KJV are (aside from some quibbles about forms of pronouns) essentially what we use today. If you clean out the archaic words, you're left with well-written modern English (it's called the New King James Version), and it's still hard going for the ``educated'' modern reader. My grandfather (born in 1888, never finished highschool) had no trouble comprehending the KJV, but most modern college graduates do. He had learned to parse convoluted sentences, unlike the ``educated'' of today.

    43. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but people actually consider voting for someone like John Kerry, whereas back then, Abe Lincoln got to be president. People now are total dum-asses.

    44. Re:Blurred Lines by sprekken · · Score: 1
      An additional point to your informative post is that the majority of literate people in the 17th-19th centuries had an astounding command of the pen.

      If you've ever seen a letter written during that time you will notice that the penmanship is excellent. Contrast that with what you see scribbled on papers today.

      It is truly a shame that in today's world one must use computer fonts to match the writing of over a hundred years ago.

    45. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unless a book is technical in nature (like a
      > textbook or perhaps a Philosophical tome), the
      > author should not mask his ideas behind excessive
      > jargon or overly convoluted construction.

      I think you have it backwards. It's fine for fiction to use as much jargon and convoluted construction as it wants to-- it is, after all, optional reading. But it's a problem for *technical* manuals or philosophical "tomes" to be masked "behind excessive jargon or overly convoluted construction."

      If I can't figure out how the actuator works because the author was trying to be witty... that's a problem. If I can't read the new Harry Potter novel because it's utter tripe... nobody cares.

      So, in summary, no one cares if you don't like LOTR, but please don't advocate poorly constructed technical manuals.

      (I *will* admit that "Gravitys Rainbow" wasn't worth a shit, but it wasn't a technical manual either... so I don't care)

    46. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Did black schools teach phonics?

      So far as I know, they taught about the same things as the white schools.

      If not, how did so many of them learn to read by going to school?

      They didn't learn to read, they learned to ``read''. The ones who got no phonics instruction, black or white, had memorized the appearance of a few hundred or a few thousand words. If they saw a word they knew, but hadn't learned to recognize, they were lost. They couldn't teach their children to read, because they really couldn't do it themselves. Still, they would truthfully be able to say that they could ``read'', and thus would be counted as literate.

      Both the white and the black literacy rates stayed above the school enrolment rates, because some of them learned outside of school. Not all schools taught exclusively Look-say, and not all blacks were illiterate, but the blacks were far more vulnerable to bad schools than were the whites, because they were less likely to have a family tradition of passing on literacy than were the whites.

      As for Kennedy's little slip (I bet the NEA said nasty things to him about that one), good statistics on literacy start some years after the beginning of the public school movement in the U.S., so it's hard to run regressions, since there are no time series that go back far enough. All we really have for the pre-Civil War period are indicators of literacy, like de Tocqueville's reports in ``Democracy in America'', sales of books like Cooper's ``Last of the Mohicans'', and statements by respectable people of the times, like John Adams. All these indicators point to the fact that literacy was universal among free citizens in the Northern U.S. in the pre-public school days. It was quite common (though not universal) in the Southern U.S. So, Kennedy's sound bite is fun to talk about, because it probably offended his core constituency, but it would have to be based on the same guesswork that I was quoting above. Thus, I haven't traced down the accuracy of the quote.

    47. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it just me, or has this topic really brought out a lot of elitist assholes?
      So sayeth the self-righteous philistine.
    48. Re:Blurred Lines by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      It's not lack of intelligence that cause people not to read.

      Quite true. And for those that do read it is laziness and lack of good taste that causes so many people to read pulp instead of _War and Peace_. Those are character, not intellectual, qualities. I think the critics back in the 50's may have classified LOTR as in bad taste ("juvenile trash"), but it sure isn't easy reading.

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    49. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would read & agree with again A+++++++++

    50. Re:Blurred Lines by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, I can't point you to a web site. Very little of this sort of thing seems to be where Google can find it. I've been reading the history of public schools and literacy for about a year now, and I find that I have to keep digging about in footnotes, and tracking down publications by obscure historical societies, and so on. The one good side to that is that I've gotten quite friendly with the interlibrary loan people here in town.

      As I recall, ``Last of the Mohicans'' sold about 6 million copies, when the U.S. population was about 30 million. If we assume that they all sold in the U.S. (they certainly didn't), that would be about one per family. It was definitely a popular book, and sold well here. It seems plausible that about half the households in the U.S. had a copy, which I think would beat Harry Potter (could be wrong on that, since I don't follow her sales figures). It certainly places them in the same best-seller category.

      Remember, too, that ``Last of the Mohicans'' cost several dollars, in a time when a dollar was a good day's wages. I don't think Harry Potter would be nearly so popular as it is, if it cost $100 per copy.

    51. Re:Blurred Lines by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think that all authors should have to use the same vocabulary set and sentence structure. In fact, a Standard Author Stylesheet can be made and distributed. Or a text parsing program could be used that would have a set of approved sentences and paragraphs used to convey different situations.

      You mean like newspeak. That way reading could be doubleplussimple.

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    52. Re:Blurred Lines by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      but they are wrapped up metric tons of bullshit that are there to make the author look smarter
      Yeah, ever read Dianetics. It basically says if you don't get it, it's because you missed something or didn't understand something earlier in the book. Therefore you are dumb.

      The author seems to intentionally use larger and more obscure words, when simpler common words would suffice, in order to obfuscate the subject matter.

      I think some people (not all, mind yea, so it doesn't necessarily apply to slahdotter scientologists)convert just so they don't look stupid in front of their friends.

      Just my two cents, I apologize to any that might have been offended by my opinions.

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    53. Re:Blurred Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The KJV bible uses certain forms which your grandfather would be more familiar with because he went to church. He had some background that alot of the people you term as "educated" don't have that helps in comprehending the KJV.

    54. Re:Blurred Lines by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention The Red Badge of Courage.

    55. Re:Blurred Lines by Echnin · · Score: 1
      I did my own Google search ("last mohicans sold copies") and came up with this site: http://www.geocities.com/nelstomlinson/Reading.and .Phonics.html
      To give some idea of the effectiveness of the phonetic method of reading, in the American Colonies at the time of the revolution, literacy was ubiquitous. Thomas Paine's pamphlet ``Common Sense'' sold 600,000 copies to a population of 3,000,000: one in five people bought a copy. This was at a time when 95% of the population were poor farmers. A few years later, in 1830, James Fenimore Cooper's novel ``The Last of the Mohicans'' sold 5,000,000 copies to a population of fewer than 20,000,000, most of them still farmers. It has been estimated that by the end of the 19th century, the literacy rate was over 98% in the Northern U.S. Today, the literacy rate is, depending on your definition of ``literate'', anywhere from 50% to 85%.
      That's a Geocities site, so not sure it's reliable... Here's another site: http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/chapters/3b.htm
      Last of the Mohicans, published in 1826, sold so well that a contemporary equivalent would have to move 10 million copies to match it.
      10 million out of around 200 million? That's more like 1 million of 20 million, isn't it? But here's another site with the 5 out of 20 million statistic: http://babelogue.citypages.com:8080/bsmith/2003/07 /04
      There was a wide variety of private schools, some free, some inexpensive, some expensive. Many immigrant-organized schools taught both English and their native tongue. America was admirably well-educated, and recognized as such around the world. For example, the novel "Last of the Mohicans", in 1818, sold 5 million copies in a population of less than 20 million people.
      But... That one says 1818, and the other sources say 1830 and 1826. Not to mention it's a blog. Wikipedia says 1826. Here's a less informative source: http://i2i.org/article.aspx?ID=878
      he Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper sold in the millions.

      This is just confusing me. This page says that the US population was under 13 million in 1830. http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h986.html

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    56. Re:Blurred Lines by toby · · Score: 1
      I know this will be a major problem to people who like to read difficult works to impress their friends. "Wow, you finished Gravitys Rainbow? I never got past chapter 2!"
      What is it with this thread? Open slather to the anti-intellectual non-elite? What a turn-off!

      Oh, wait, this is slashdot...

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    57. Re:Blurred Lines by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      barely incapable of basic literacy
      Rarely does even a /. post deconstruct itself so perfectly.

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    58. Re:Blurred Lines by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I know this will be a major problem to people who like to read difficult works to impress their friends. "Wow, you finished Gravitys Rainbow? I never got past chapter 2!"
      If you're going to display your own ignorance, you could at least have chosen a better example, like Finnegans Wake perhaps.

      Gravity's Rainbow is (IMNSHO)one of the most "fun to read" books ever written, and it also rewards multiple re-readings.

      I'm assuming this wasn't a troll, of course, but it didn't smell like one.

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  7. If you're a Tolkein fan, don't miss.... by pez · · Score: 1

    Beowulf and the Critics, an insightful look at some of Tolkein's work.

    1. Re:If you're a Tolkein fan, don't miss.... by BeEfHokie · · Score: 1

      That was an excellent essay on popular opinion about Beowulf at the time. Just goes to show how Tolkien was already thinking outside of the literary box before he wrote LoTR. Was very cleverly written also, to give the critics a round-about "up your's asshole." Two Towers had a lot of allusions to Beowulf, from the Old English-style names of Eowyn and Theoden to the society of Rohan. Makes you think about Beowulf again and that it maybe isn't go gimp and lame of a read after all.

  8. Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by tenzig_112 · · Score: 1

    Around the time of the release of ROTK, an interesting news story popped up about researchers finding a manuscript for a fourth book in the trillogy under garden shed of his former home. I'm not sure, though, the text looks very similar to something one might see on fanfiction.net.

    1. Re:Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by sphealey · · Score: 5, Funny

      If such a manuscript existed, Christopher Tolkien would have already released 347 editions, including one with solid gold covers.

      So I think we can conclude it doesn't exist ;-)

      sPh

    2. Re:Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      It wasn't really a trilogy as there were actually 6 seperate books and an appendix. Most publishers bound it into three volumes, however.

      Also, if you have not yet read the Silmarillion, you really should. Ties everything together nicely.
      -nB

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    3. Re:Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by sphealey · · Score: 1
      Also, if you have not yet read the Silmarillion, you really should. Ties everything together nicely.
      If you truely enjoyed LOTR, particularly if you like the Appendices to RotK, don't ever read The Silmarillion. You will only be sorry you did.

      0.02.

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    4. Re:Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After two paragraphs I realized it can't be authentic...it reads nothing like his writing style

    5. Re:Fifth LOTR Book Found, Reburied? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      It wasn't really a trilogy as there were actually 6 seperate books and an appendix. Most publishers bound it into three volumes, however.

      No. It wasn't really a trilogy because it was written as a single cohesive narrative. A trilogy is three related narratives all of which stand on their own as a complete story. The six "books" were never supposed to be six volumes, but are merely narrative divisions.

      The three-volume form in which LOTR is usually published is in fact a throwback to the "triple-decker" of Regency and Victorian novels. Authors from Austen to Dickens had novels published in this form. However, its worth noting that LOTR isn't really a novel either. Tolkien himself considered it a Romance in the medieval sense of the word. (A "Romance" in the modern sense is really a novel.)

      To answer the original poster's question, no there is not. There's a bit of fanfic circulating that purports to be a further volume, but its bogus. However, Tolkien did write an epilogue that was dropped from the published version. He also began a sequel but found he had no story to tell.

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  9. The movie version by kcornia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Destined to be movie of the century.

    I mean, how can any other movie compete with LOTR's 1200 minutes of greatness (I'm talking about the EXTENDED EXTENDED Extended Super Bonus Box Set Release, scheduled for November '06).

    1. Re:The movie version by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

      Eventually, they'll release a 10 DVD box set of Christopher Tolkien reading the books aloud in front of a camera.

    2. Re:The movie version by mwood · · Score: 1

      Sticking to the story might give a competitive edge. The movies are good movies but it's not the same story, really. At best they earn an "inspired by". I can see that much in them would be hard to understand if you hadn't read the book -- so much is glossed over or left out altogether.

    3. Re:The movie version by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Destined to be movie of the century."

      Seeing as how we're only 4 years in to this century, don't you think it might be a bit hasty to jump to conclusions on this?

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    4. Re:The movie version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I mean, how can any other movie compete with LOTR's 1200 minutes of greatness (I'm talking about the EXTENDED EXTENDED Extended Super Bonus Box Set Release, scheduled for November '06).


      Ah, but you forget Jackson's "The History of the Lord of the Rings" where we get Fran Walsh compiling up all the outtakes, and various script changes, into a 30 volume DVD set that documents the evolution of the translation of Middle Earth onto celluloid.

      This also follows up New Line Cinema's "The Lord of the Rings: The Movie", a cut down version 4 1/2 hours long for the cinemas, and the Extended Edition for DVD, that runs 6 hours....

      Which itself followed on the heels of the two movie version of tLotR, which is the Miramax cut, so that New Line can squeeze some more money out... with their own Extended Editions...

      And the secret FOURTH MOVIE, which rewrites the 30 ending ending of TROTK... so we can scour the shire for sure.
      And the secret ZEROTH MOVIE, which adds the pre-Shire in TFOTR sequences from tHoME...

      And then there's the upcoming Hobbit trilogy....

      Ofcourse if someone (Jackson) gets their hands on it, we'll have to deal with New Line's new Silmarilon Centology, and Unfinished Tales Trigintology...

      And then the additional volumes of The History of tLotR DVD series to cover these movies, extending it into a millology... of dual sided, quad layered, octo-density UV-based BluRay3 discs...

    5. Re:The movie version by zuzulo · · Score: 1

      Well, i suppose that depends on how long you think flat screen hollywood style movies will survive. I truly expect there to be fundamental changes in entertainment in the next 96 years, so it might be reasonable to suppose that movies created in the first couple of decades have a real chance at being 'movie of the century', tho that honor may be a hollow one.

      Now whether the lord of the rings trilogy qualifies is another discussion entirely. ;-)

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  10. Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a brief explanation for beginners of Tolkien's mythology and worldscape:

    Q: Is LoTR really based on Christian Mythology?

    A: Yes. Tolkien wanted to demonstrate that even the mentally and physically challenged were capable of success and that therefore we should love everyone, regardless of their defects.

    Q: So who represents the mentally and physically challenged?

    A: Well obviously the hobbits are the physically challenged ones here, but the central mentally challenged figure is Gandalf, responsible for the most horrible attack plan in literature.

    Q: What's so horrible about a poorly armed team of two hobbits infiltrating Mordor?

    A: Well, basically it ignores the fundamental strengths of the forces of light. Anyone who's played C&C or Warcraft knows that if you have an advantage in air units, you have to use it. Remember that elves can ride eagles, and that elven archers are incredibly potent - early on, Gimli dismounts a Nazgul with a single shot! With about a thousand eagles (given elven archers on each one), the forces of good would have matched up pretty well in the air against Mordor's air units: all nine of them. While the leader of the Nazgul cannot be killed by any living man, this does not prevent a team of twenty eagles from tearing him to little shreds, especially if Gandalf rode along for help. So basically an air battle would have been brief unmitigated slaughter of the Nazgul as about a thousand eagle-mounted elves blew them out of the sky in a hail of arrows.

    Q: But I thought that there was some other book that said that the eagles wouldn't help?

    A: We're not talking about some other stupid book here, we're talking about the Lord of the Rings. And in this book, the eagles most definitely help out, first by flying Gandalf off the tower and secondly by pitching into the Final Battle in full force, attacking ground units (stupid!) at great risk to themselves. So obviously they would have been content to take part in a brief airborne slaughter of the Nazgul.

    Q: Ok so you defeat all Mordor's air units... then what?

    A: Well with air superiority, you command the skies. Which means that you can fly right over Mount Doom and drop anything you want right in there... like a ring. Mordor only had nine airborne units, and with them out of the way Mordor has absolutely no way to prevent anyone from flying anywhere.

    Q: But the ring would corrupt the eagles trying to drop the ring in, silly.

    A: Actually, the ring can only corrupt those who touch it or those in the nearby area. This is a trivial mechanism to defeat. The first step is permanently bind the ring to a weak and helpless creature, like a rat. Second step is of course to put the rat on a long rope, so that the creature holding the rope is out of the sway of the ring. Then the eagle carrying the rope, having total air superiority, flies over Mount Doom and drops the rat in the volcano. An utterly trivial victory.

    Q: Ok, so why the elaborately stupid attack plan? Why send the physical rejects as the only hope of mankind?

    A: The lesson is that, though they succeed at great cost and great risk, they are still capable of success. This, of course, was the lesson of the Holocaust - that we should never feel so superior to the weak or inferior that we decide they have no place. Even idiot tacticians like Gandalf and weak, pathetic creatures like Hobbits can add some value here & there.

    Q: Wait a minute. I just saw the movie, and there's this scene where they're like "this is the last stand of the Men of the West", and all the men of the west are white, and they face off in total war against Indians on Elephants and "black orcs" (er... maybe we just call them "blacks" for short) and the white Men of the West achieve a total genocidal victory. Doesn't that invalidate what you just said?

    A: Well, um, no. That's all fine & good, but remember that in the Holocaust we were committing genocide against white people

    1. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Q: So, basically, we as white western men should never discriminate against our leaders even if their tactics and strategy are totally flawed, because we are inherently good and will always prevail? A: Exactly.

      Why does this sound so familiar?

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    2. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by SmokeHalo · · Score: 0

      "Q: So, basically, we as white western men should never discriminate against our leaders even if their tactics and strategy are totally flawed, because we are inherently good and will always prevail? A: Exactly." I believe this is Bush's latest argument for reelection.

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    3. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Informative

      First, I saw the movie.

      The guys on the oliphants were white, not Indian.
      Second, the orcs were white, not black.
      Third, it's not in the book, read it again.

      This was funny? I'd say it was trolling.

    4. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbest thing I have ever read on /.

      this was a trivial mechanism to defeat... bind it to a rat?! Attach rat to rope --who does this? How do they stay unaffected? you would have carried the ring to Sauron asshole! rat chews rope over Mordor...speedy delivery!

      And that tripe about this is the message of the holocaust...please tell me you are kidding...please.

      Gimli is an elf?? Since when?

      "remember that in the Holocaust we were committing genocide against white people - which is bad" --as opposed to genocide against non-whites...which is what??

    5. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haven't seen this comment made on every other LoTR article before....

    6. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The guys on the oliphants were white, not Indian."

      Indians are Caucasians (ie. white).

      "Second, the orcs were white, not black."

      Warpaint.

      "This was funny? I'd say it was trolling."

      Don't get out much do you?

    7. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Hilarious! Thank you.

    8. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You forget one simple fact--the orcs have crossbows! A lot of them! The piercing damage will rip your air units to pieces, and the rat/ring will drop right into their hands.

    9. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How idiotic to try and reframe Tolkien to fit some silly contemporary ideology. Tolkein was an unashamed hater of socialism.
      example:
      http://www.lewrockwell.com/o rig2/stagnaro6.html

    10. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by ejito · · Score: 1

      Uhm, the book describes them as [b]dark skinned[/b] men from the south, as opposed to pale haired light skinned men from the north. Orcs weren't white in the book, either.

    11. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Let me guess, you were one of those people who when you played D&D, would buy cheap livestock, like chickens and goats, and send them on ahead in dungeons to use them as Polish Mine Detectors, right?

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    12. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      400 pigeons for a gold piece. At that price, you're practically forced to come up with something to do with them.

      Of course, linkboys work well.

      It's perhaps more ethical (in the D&D sense) to use that Charm. This is pretty much the premier application for that spell, after all.

      Still, the daily pay for pikemen was pretty low, too. You could clean up in the low-level modules by hiring eight or twelve of them.

      At higher levels, though, there's just no substitute for the junior henchman.

    13. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      LOL.
      your dm sucks! :P

    14. Re:Actually Tolkien was a Genius, read on... by ElliotLee · · Score: 1

      mod parent up - this is what i thought when i read the post.

  11. I liked his reply to negative reviews... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer."

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  12. 50th Anniversary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 50th anniversary would be an appropriate time for all those people who liked the movie adapatations to actually read the books.

  13. Girl perspective. by underpar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read it more than once. It might have been because of my girlie crush on Aragorn, though. He's got to be the hottest fictional character ever. (for some reason it's hard to hear comic book guy saying that).

    1. Re:Girl perspective. by unitron · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Will saying I'm a girl get my posts moderated up?"

      Perhaps not, but with this crowd it'll no doubt get something "up".

      Actually, there are so many frustrated horndogs around here that it's surprising a female can even visit this site without getting "knocked up".

      :-)

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    2. Re:Girl perspective. by EduardoTheBastard · · Score: 1
      Will saying I'm a girl get my posts moderated up?

      Yes. I have moderator points, and I went to go mod you up, but couldn't because it was already at 5.

      And just so you don't feel unusual, my wife came down on the Aragorn side in the infamous "Logolas vs. Aragorn" debate.

    3. Re:Girl perspective. by underpar · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that Legolas seemed to agree with your wife and me?

    4. Re:Girl perspective. by EduardoTheBastard · · Score: 1
      Ha ha! No, he just has that looks that way. Or perhaps elves are not so narrow-minded as us humans.

      (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

  14. Extended Extended Versions? by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    This is really interesting... Electronic Gaming Monthly is reporting that Peter Jackson has EVEN MORE footage that he wants to add to the trilogy, no doubt issuing the double-extended versions.

    As long as he's not adding in a CG Jabba, I'm cool with that...

    1. Re:Extended Extended Versions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw Jabba, let's put Jar-Jar in the new versions.

      "Massa Frodo, yousa alright?"

    2. Re:Extended Extended Versions? by RedK · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he wasn't happy with the battle at Helm's deep, and so in the new revised Extended Special Edition, the Orcs shoot first!

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    3. Re:Extended Extended Versions? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      As long as he's not adding in a CG Jabba, I'm cool with that...

      He's been working on licensing Jar-Jar from Lucas, hence the belated additions.

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  15. The definitive review by lildogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It is better than any book that has been written in the past. It is better than any book that will ever be written in the future. And I haven't even read it yet."

  16. Tolkien was a linguist by wayward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tolkien was actually a linguist, not a professional fiction writer. Some of the things he did broke unwritten "rules," e.g. a large number of characters and switching between multiple subplots that the reader needs to remember. Ultimately, he succeeded, but it's understandable that critics seeing his work for the first time would have been surprised.

    1. Re:Tolkien was a linguist by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      He was a Philologist.

      Linguists lean more toward the spoken word, Philologist focus more on literature and even the forms of writing (i.e. the shapes of letters).

      -Peter

    2. Re:Tolkien was a linguist by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      All that would really mean is that Tolkien wrote about an epic encounter where the people behaved as people, not plot vehicles.

    3. Re:Tolkien was a linguist by mwood · · Score: 1

      Interesting to note that those infractions of The Rules are also the complaint that some have against Chinese novels, which tend to weave several stories together and offer a profusion of characters.

  17. Juvenile trash? by adept256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    American critic Edmund Wilson, dismissed the entire trilogy in 1956 as "juvenile trash".

    I read the trilogy several times between the ages of 10 and 14. I tried reading it again ten years later before the first movie came out, but I became bored with it and was side tracked by other novels.

    As a child I thought it was the most thrilling read ever. I suppose our imaginations are more suited to fantasy as children. Everyone knows how imaginative children can be.

    It's not "juvenile trash", but I understand his sentiment.

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    1. Re:Juvenile trash? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Try the books on tape. You still get the story, while you can (largely) concentrate on other things, if you want to.

    2. Re:Juvenile trash? by Carthag · · Score: 1

      It's sad that your imagination is going away (if that is what you're saying). I'm 23 and I still read lots of books that appeal mainly to the imagination alongside all the "high-brow" stuff that I read.

      Didn't a wise man once say, "you don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing"?

      (* not flaming)

    3. Re:Juvenile trash? by sneakers563 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Prepare the flamethowers:
      My biggest problem with Tolkien's writing is the utter lack of any inner life or motivation for any of the characters. You have good guys and you have bad guys. The good guys do good things (all the time), the bad guys do bad things (all the time). Rather than being ahead of its time, as some of the posters here have suggested, I think LOTR is more accurately a throwback to a pre-Shakespearean style of writing.
      The movies are quite faithful to the books in this regard as well. One of the funniest things about the story is how the Riders of Rohan question the motives of the hobbits when all the "good characters" are universally attractive and well dressed, all the "evil" characters wear black or tattered clothing and are deformed in some way. OK, perhaps Saruman, but even he is openly building an army of orcs, digging a really nasty open pit mine complete with evil-looking tower, and not returning anyone's calls - hardly subtle. Grima Wormtongue? Let's see: he's pale with bad skin, has black, stingy, unwashed hair, wears black and his name is Grima Wormtongue. I can't imagine why anyone would suspect him of something nefarious.

    4. Re:Juvenile trash? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      As a child I thought it was the most thrilling read ever. I suppose our imaginations are more suited to fantasy as children. Everyone knows how imaginative children can be.

      For me, it was quite the opposite. As a child, I finished the books but found them slow and somewhat difficult to get through, in the sense of "is something finally gonna happen here or what?".

      Reading them again recently as an adult, I found the human interactions much more profound and interesting. The friendship and loyalty between Sam and Frodo and the tragedy of Gollum are quite moving. The sense of sacrifice is palpable. The entreaties to the various kings and stewards to stand up and fight to defend their people's way of life is powerful. The underlying value of humility is an important lesson for our time.

      What clinched it for me is the ending with Sam's daughter on his lap. As a new father at the time, that scene generated a lump in my throat.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    5. Re:Juvenile trash? by cev · · Score: 1


      I'll bite.

      I've always postulated that the biggest difference between purely juvenile literature (harry potter) and adult literature is that the former defines the world in good and evil, while the latter has shades of grey.

      The ring is a physical manifestation of evil within all men. Boromir and Faromir are the two obvious examples, two ostensibly good men who are tempted by evil.

      For such a large volume, there is very little "inner life" to the majority of the characters. However, the central characters of the book are the Hobbits, and they receive a thorough treatment.

      CV

    6. Re:Juvenile trash? by mwood · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. At 47 I find that Heinlein's juveniles are as enjoyable as anything else he wrote. I'm enjoying Harry Potter and Duane's _Young Wizards_.

      The best writing "for the young" really speaks to all ages.

    7. Re:Juvenile trash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have good guys and you have bad guys. The good guys do good things (all the time), the bad guys do bad things (all the time).

      You obviously didn't read the same trilogy I did. Isildur was a good guy who did a very bad thing in not destroying the ring when he had a chance. They are plenty of other examples. And not all of the bad guys are wearing black or tattered clothing. Did you read the Scouring of the Shire at all?!

    8. Re:Juvenile trash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with a book because a kid can enjoy it.Here's an account of how someone read it when he was a kid, and how it helped him get through severe illness, and what he thinks of it now: The book under the chair

    9. Re:Juvenile trash? by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's true. Wormtongue is a nickname if I remember correctly, and he's more a pitiful character than evil. Gollum of course is pretty conflicted, as is Boromir and Denethor. Which of those are good or bad guys? The elves are suspicious, the dwarves greedy.

      The only really evil characters are the orcs, and the only really good characters are Aragorn and the hobbits.

      On the subject of appearances you may have a point, but I don't understand why it should impede your enjoyment of the story. It would be boring if every piece of fiction was written in that way, but pieces of work like LOTR, deliberately written in a classically fantastical style, can I think be forgiven.

    10. Re:Juvenile trash? by crucini · · Score: 1
      I do understand what you're saying, and there's some truth to it. But aren't you overstating things a bit?
      The good guys do good things (all the time), the bad guys do bad things (all the time).

      Were the wood elves good or bad? Was it a good or bad thing for them to insist on blindfolding Gimli?

      Was Boromir good or bad? And his attempt to take the ring?

      Sam and Frodo were clearly good. But was it good to kill Gollum or to spare him?

      And Pippin looking into the Palantir - good or evil?
    11. Re:Juvenile trash? by BlueStraggler · · Score: 1
      My biggest problem with Tolkien's writing is the utter lack of any inner life or motivation for any of the characters. You have good guys and you have bad guys. The good guys do good things (all the time), the bad guys do bad things (all the time).

      Your problem is evidently that you were smoking crack while you read the book. Virtually every Tolkien good guy is in danger of being corrupted into a bad guy, and virtually every bad guy is a good guy who was corrupted in some sense. More than a few characters cross back and forth across this line during the course of the story.

      Saruman is the greatest and wisest of the wizards at the start of the books, and thoroughly corrupted by the end (well, the middle). Gollum is thoroughly corrupted at the start of the books, but actually shows signs of redemption (while Frodo shows signs of corruption). Denethor and Boromir are both outstanding examples of good men driven to evil. Men in general are portrayed as the most easily corrupted of races. The Nazgul are corrupted kings of the same stock as Aragorn. Orcs are corrupted elves. Balrogs are corrupted Maiar (same order of being as Gandalf). And Sauron himself is a corrupted Maiar who redeemed himself once (in the Second Age - read your Appendices), and then fell back into darkness again.

      Even the super-goodies, like Gandalf, Aragorn, and Galadriel, fret about how corruptible they are. The only pure good agent in the books is Tom Bombadil. The only pure evil agent is the Ring itself.

    12. Re:Juvenile trash? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Yes, and even Gollum travels some way towards goodness before reverting to his bad old ways. In fact, there is a significant amount of "inner life" for Gollum, we get to see something of his internal struggles and come to acquire some sympathy for his plight. So yeah, I agree, the GP is greatly overstating the case.

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    13. Re:Juvenile trash? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      My biggest problem with Tolkien's writing is the utter lack of any inner life or motivation for any of the characters. You have good guys and you have bad guys. The good guys do good things (all the time), the bad guys do bad things (all the time). Rather than being ahead of its time, as some of the posters here have suggested, I think LOTR is more accurately a throwback to a pre-Shakespearean style of writing.

      ... and deliberately so. After all, Professor Tolkien was an expert in mediaeval European mythology, who also released an acclaimed translation of Beowulf. His fiction was a re-interpretation of the myths that he studied throughout his life, of course it's going to follow similar parameters to those stories.

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  18. Are we cash cows? by RWerp · · Score: 1

    So when they released extended versions of LOTR they still kept something for further release? This is absurd. They could go on like that forever... adding things between DVD releases.

    I'm waiting for 'LOTR Director's Cut'.

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  19. I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by djkitsch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there anyone who can restrain themselves from verbally masturbating over LOTR for 5 minutes?

    I am aware that it's very popular, won Oscars etc, but I myself found the book to be very very long winded and the films to be somewhat self-indulgent on the part of, well, everyone in them.

    Don't get me wrong, I found them entertaining and they held my attention far better than the novels - but I feel I'm the only one who doesn't think they're the greatest cinematic feat EVER?

    Please don't flame me! It's just an opinion, and I respect everyone else's....but am I really alone in this POV?

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    1. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by playswithfood · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly; the greatest cinematic feat ever is clearly either the Star Wars trilogy or Braveheart (possibly Titanic or Catwoman)...oh, oh, I mean the odd-numbered Star Trek movies (or the even-numbered ones, I can't remember which were crap)...Yeah, it's definately that.

    2. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by adept256 · · Score: 1

      They've been playing the first two movies to death on cable where I live. I've saw them at the cinema, loved it. Watched them on cable, ok. If it's on I'd flip over to it during a commercial break.

      But they keep playing it again and again, I don't even hesitate flipping right past it now. Like a radio station destroys your favourite song by putting it on high rotation.

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    3. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone. I enjoyed the films when I saw them in the theater ad I catch a repeat on cablefrom time to time... they are good, but better films have been made. I've never been able to read any of the books... they always bored me to tears. I tried when I was a kid (and I was an avid reader) but got bored with them pretty quickly. I tried a year or so before the first film was released and they still bored me to tears. I just don't care for his style of writing. The length of the book does not matter to me, nor does the intricate detail (I've read nearly all of James Mitchner's books and they are huge)... it's just Tolkien's style that bothers me. I avoid other authors for similar reasons. I've never been able to read any of Anne Rice's books. To each his/her own.

    4. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by jamesoutlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (forgot to log in the first time I posted this)

      You are not alone. I enjoyed the films when I saw them in the theater and I catch a repeat on cable from time to time... they are good, but better films have been made. I've never been able to read any of the books... they always bored me to tears. I tried when I was a kid (and I was an avid reader) but got bored with them pretty quickly. I tried a year or so before the first film was released and they still bored me to tears. I just don't care for his style of writing. The length of the book does not matter to me, nor does the intricate detail (I've read nearly all of James Mitchner's books and they are huge)... it's just Tolkien's style that bothers me. I avoid other authors for similar reasons. For example, I've never been able to read any of Anne Rice's books without falling asleep after a couple of pages. To each his/her own.

    5. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, I found them entertaining and they held my attention far better than the novels - but I feel I'm the only one who doesn't think they're the greatest cinematic feat EVER?

      I agree - IMHO the LotR movies are highly overrated.

    6. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by gosand · · Score: 1
      Is there anyone who can restrain themselves from verbally masturbating over LOTR for 5 minutes? I am aware that it's very popular, won Oscars etc, but I myself found the book to be very very long winded and the films to be somewhat self-indulgent on the part of, well, everyone in them. Don't get me wrong, I found them entertaining and they held my attention far better than the novels - but I feel I'm the only one who doesn't think they're the greatest cinematic feat EVER?

      You aren't alone. (well, maybe around here you are close). I never read the books, but I heard an awfully lot about them. I had high expectations when the movies came out. To me, they were just OK action movies. Of course, a couple of my friends who know LOTR by heart have spent hours droning on about how the movies don't blah blah this and something something that - I don't care. I evaluated the movies for what they were, not for how well they held up to the books. In my opinion, they were OK. Nothing more, nothing less.

      I intentionally didn't read the books before the movies came out because I wanted to see the movies with fresh eyes. I have since tried to read them, and found them pretty insufferable. It isn't like I have a short attention span or anything, I just don't get what all the hoopla is over these books. Rabid fans will bark and spit at me for saying such things, although I don't know why. They take it as a personal attack. So instead of this comment sitting here at the current mod level, it will get modded down. But I have to say what I think.

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    7. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I agree. The first movie was about an hour too long, and I found myself getting restless and bored.

      Return of the King had about 3 endings too many, 45 minutes of midgets crying and hugging. I could barely restrain myself from screaming "Just get in the fucking boat already".

      All in all, I thought they were good. As good as any big-budget Hollywood blockbuster could be. But in the end, thats what they were. They didnt speak to me any more than the Terminator or Batman movies. They were entertaining, and that was about it.

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    8. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The films were better than I thought they'd be, but I don't think they compare to the books. The first was very good, the second so-so, the third...well, it certainly could've been done better. It seems they spent less time on the film the further along they were to completing it.

      In comparison to the Matrix, where the phrase "juvenile trash" is most aptly applied, they were definitely masterpieces. I still don't understand the popularity of this teen-geek pseudo-philosophical cyber-jackoff. But perhaps that's because I'm not a teen geek suffering from delusions of grandeur who thinks inane ramblings about the existence of a spoon is the height of intellectual discourse.

      Max

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    9. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am aware that it's very popular, won Oscars etc, but I myself found the book to be very very long winded and the films to be somewhat self-indulgent on the part of, well, everyone in them.

      Some things are meant to be unhurried. Those of us who liked the books enjoy hanging out in Middle Earth and were in no rush to leave.

      The movies are uneven, but I find Fellowship to be, by far, the best done and most important of the 3. What's important is that you see what the hobbits are giving up and exactly what it is they want to protect. They are most reluctant to enter this war, but know they have no choice.

      Also, the allure, seductiveness and power of evil is illustrated quite vividly, also establishing what is at stake and how difficult the task before them will be.

      Without first establishing these things, there wouldn't be much point to the other films.

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    10. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by astrashe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think that the books can be hard for some people to connect with because they're essentially Medieval. Tolkein was a Medievalist, and he wanted to write Medieval books. That's what he did.

      I had a lot of trouble with the books at first because the characters seemed so flat. If you compare them to characters if good modern novels -- people in Tolstoy or Proust, or whatever -- Tolkein's characters are pretty cartoony.

      Harold Bloom says that Shakespeare "invented the Human" -- that his plays were the first time characters with rich inner lives, complicated motivations, conflicts, and everything else that we think of as "Human" showed up in literature.

      But Shakespeare comes after the Medieval period -- if you're writing Medieval books, those are innovations you don't use.

      In between the time I first read LOTR and its recent revival, I ended up grappling with Milton, and as part of that effort I read a book by CS Lewis called "The Discarded Image". The discarded image is the old Medieval world view that's been put aside in favor of our more modern views. Lewis felt that if you wanted to understand literature that was written in the Medieval period, you had to have some sense of their outlook, the sorts of things people believed back then. His book is an attempt to help people get up to speed.

      I'm by no means an expert on any of this, but it seems to me that LOTR has a lot to offer if you take it on those terms. It doesn't have rich complex characters from a psychological point of view, but it does flesh out that old world view pretty convincingly.

      There are a lot of ideas in those books that appeal to me. Sam the gardner is better than a king who makes foolish choices. In the old days, the slot you occupied in society was more or less an accident of birth, and your value was determined when you stood before your maker after your death. A gardner who was honest and true would be better than a king. We don't really feel that way now. Today, a lawyer is almost always better than a garbageman, no matter how the lawyer conducts his business.

      There was an old picture of the way society was organized -- people were tied to their lords through bonds of "love and fealty". And in these books, you see a lot of oaths, and loyalty is the highest virtue. That system of values is often contrasted to capitalism, in which everyone is out for themselves, and we all believe that society works itself out pretty well as a result. That seemed coarse to a lot of people at first, though.

      I've read some letters that Tolkein wrote to his son Christopher during the war -- he was pretty horrified by the technology and the killing. He seemed to see the direction the world had taken as pretty evil. The winged Nazgul were modeled on military aircraft, I believe.

      I once had a teacher who had spent a lot of time studying Medieval thought, and he felt the same way, that we had a fair amount to learn from the old values, that they were superior to our own in many ways. I don't know if I buy that, but there are people who do.

      And even though the books aren't explicitly Christian, I think they're very much so implicitly. But it's an older view of Christianity. The corrosive and corrupting nature of sin is a big theme in the books. Just carrying the ring eats away at you. Frodo's problem is an essential human problem -- he's obliged to engage the world pretty directly by carrying that ring, but doing so corrupts him. You have to be willing to engage the world, but those same social connections -- based on bonds of love and fealty -- form your safety net.

      I don't know what to make of the massive popularity of the films and the books today. I think their greatness lies primarily in the way they flesh out that old discarded image in a narrative story. As far as I know, there isn't a real Medieval story, dating back from those times, that does it nearly as well. Instead, you have lots of smaller stories that you can sort of cobble together to create a p

    11. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really really loved the books, but I thought the movies flowed poorly and had a lot of poorly-contrived plot twists and action sequences created to entertain 21st Cent audiences who might otherwise go and see Tombraider or something. There were at least 5 movies which deserved best picture more than than ROTK in 2003. But I loved the movie anyway.

      So anyway, no, you aren't the only one.

    12. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      Harold Bloom says that Shakespeare "invented the Human" -- that his plays were the first time characters with rich inner lives, complicated motivations, conflicts, and everything else that we think of as "Human" showed up in literature.

      Harold Bloom is full of it. The Iliad and Odyssey come to mind.

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    13. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by cybergrue · · Score: 1
      Almost everyone I know who has read Tolkien has an opinion on how to read it. I have a friend who suggests that you get into a boring part, skip forward to a point where someone starts talking and resume reading. Personally, I suggest to people to skip the songs (if they don't like that bit, although I know people who love the songs) as I personally like the little back stories that get inserted here and there.

      Also, a lot of people liked the movies because they were very faithful to the books. Tolkien was a very visual writer, describing the appearance of almost everything. Peter Jackson filmed many of the scenes very similarly to how people imagined them. Compare this to many recent film adaptations of classic books (and comics) that get absolutely slaughtered (I Robot, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, etc) when they are filmed and its easy to rave about the LotR movies.

    14. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Sorry, got to disagree here, it has two endings too few. Since they cut the two best endings completely out. Further, Peter Jackson in his only stupid move this century didn't even film the best ending in the book the scouring of the shire and the slaying of saruman.

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    15. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1
      I mean the odd-numbered Star Trek movies (or the even-numbered ones, I can't remember which were crap)
      The even numbered ones (Wrath of Khan, Voyage Home, Undiscovered Country, First Contact) were the good ones. The only odd numbered one that stood out was The Search for Spock (#3). I think this balances though since Nemesis (#10) sucked wind, in my opinion.

      That said, the Lord of the Rings was probably the most visually stunning movie I have ever seen. Say what you will about the script, it's hard to argue that the cinematography was anything short of breath-taking. I also liked what Peter Jackson did with the story, script-wise and all, but then I'm enough of a fanboy to have read through and understood most of the Silmarillion ;)
    16. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about the damn songs? never skipped ahead more in any other book before or since

    17. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by Colazar · · Score: 1
      The thing about Tolkien's work is that he was more interested in building the world than he was in telling the story. All the long-winded asides describing the countryside, or telling about how such-and-such happened here two thousand years ago; those weren't extra bits, that was the *point*. That style of putting things together works for some people, and doesn't for others. I find that the type of people who really enjoy Tolkien are the kind of people who would sit down and read just about *any* well-written history text for pleasure.

      I always tell people to keep slogging through the book until they get to Moria, which is when the plot really picks up. If it still doesn't interest them then, it's not going to.

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    18. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'll agree on Star Trek #9 (Insurrection) whole-heartedly, personally, I think that #4 (Voyage Home) and #10 (Nemesis) are proof enough that even numbered Trek movies aren't good ones...

      Of course maybe it's just that I've seen the Voyage Home too many times and hate it because of that.

      After having viewed all of the series, my conclusion is that the absolute best Trek is DS9. Bad guys just don't get better than Gul Dukat, and the character development even beats the crap out of B5 (which I liked, except for the last season, which ruined everything...).

    19. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by subtillus · · Score: 1

      I agree, thank you for your comment it made my /. day.
      Cheers,
      -S

    20. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by crucini · · Score: 1
      Harold Bloom is full of it. The Iliad and Odyssey come to mind.

      Really? Please tell me about the rich inner life of Odysseus.
    21. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by crucini · · Score: 1
      Great comment, thanks.
      We don't really feel that way now. Today, a lawyer is almost always better than a garbageman, no matter how the lawyer conducts his business.
      Have you read any Chesterton? He explores similar themes. Many of his books are on Gutenberg. In particular, I think his Utopia of Usurers is relevant today.
    22. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      Here's why I think the movies are impressive: they are an adaptation of a quite difficult set of books, done in a style that stayed astonishingly close to the books, and was still a decent set of movies for those who didn't know & love the books.

      I'm not sure that I can think of any other movie that achieved that; certain not for such difficult material.

      HTH explain the IYO extreme reactions of fans.

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    23. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by markandrew · · Score: 1

      Actually the 'Medieval' slant you refer to isn't what Tolkien was interested in - he was actually interested in writing a 'great myth' for england (britain?), which would place it much much earlier than the medieval period. He was inspired by scandanavian epics such as Beowulf and the Finnish Kalevala (sic), and wanted to try creating something similar for england, as all the great celtic myths of the british isles have now been long forgotten. As others have mentioned his speciality was ancient languages, and the stories and histories he wrote (barring, i suppose, the hobbit, which he wrote for his children) were created largely to give his languages somewhere to 'live'.

    24. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by toby · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure why you have posted here about the films titled "Lord of the Rings". The movies have little to do with the books, except for this accident of naming.

      The experience of reading the book -- and literature in general -- cannot be transmuted into film; the delusion that the media are in some way convertible or compatible is fostered by Hollywood purely for its own profit. The result, apart from the staggering insult to all artists, is a tragic impoverishment of our culture.

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    25. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by dvk · · Score: 1

      > Actually the 'Medieval' slant you refer to isn't what Tolkien was interested in - he was actually interested in writing a 'great myth' for england (britain?), which would place it much much earlier than the medieval period. He was inspired by scandanavian epics such as Beowulf and the Finnish Kalevala

      Actually, Beowulf *is* considered Medieval literature (not sure about Kalevala). Why do I sy so? Well, perhaps because it was studied by my wife in her just-taken-last-semester "Medieval literature" class in college :)

      -DVK

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    26. Re:I know this is going to get flamed, bue... by markandrew · · Score: 1

      beowulf was set well before the medieval period and was probably also written before the medieval period (the oldest copy of it still surviving is from the early 11th century, but it was probably composed much before then). whether you class it as 'medieval literature' or not, it is not set during the medieval period, but during the 'dark ages' of pre-christian europe.

  20. It took me nealy 30 years to get thru it... by Zaranne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read "The Hobbit" as a teenager, and managed to like that one okay, but just couldn't get past the writing style of LOTR. I finally managed to start it over again when the film came out, and loved it. I guess I wasn't appreciating the prose-like style he has. I wanted more explosions and blood.

    My daughter, however, at the tender age of 12, read all of Tolkein's stuff, along with the complete works of Lewis Carroll and Douglas Adams. I probably should have had her explain it to me back then.

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    1. Re:It took me nealy 30 years to get thru it... by mwood · · Score: 1

      You want the "Quenta Silmarillion", then. Pride! Lust! Vengeance! Treachery! Ultimate Evil! And lots and lots of Battles!

  21. Pirate Trilogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under the "Fiction Facts" sidebar:

    In the US in 1965, 100,000 pirate trilogies were sold

    Arr, had enough of ye hobbits, can't wait to get me hooks on a proper pirate trilogy!

    Actually, to make a full confession of geekdom, the first thought I had when I saw this line was of Alan Moore's alternate universe in the Watchmen series, in which pirate-themed literature had somehow the dominate escapist genre instead of fantasy, sci/fi, or super-heros.

    1. Re:Pirate Trilogies by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read some of the Horatio Hornblower stuff, great series of books if you want to read about adventures on the high seas.

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  22. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Appendecies are great. You should also get the books on tape...the performance is amazing. And you'll get Tom Bombadil's song stuck in your head, as the reader sings all the songs.

  23. Good and Popular, known and unknowable by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Throughout history, there have been divergences between that which is popular and that which is good. The Lord of the Rings is one of those truly rare works that has bridged that gap. Historically it has had many critics. Most of those seem to be people that respond to it as part of a genre they don't understand or believe in, as opposed to legitimate literary criticism. It also gets criticism to the effect of "I can't get through it." I still remember my AP English teacher, years ago, telling the class he couldn't get through the Hobbit. Ouch. It's a shame, really, that such a world is not truly accessible to all. There are the movies, of course, but they're not the same thing. There's an inherent beauty to the language that Tolkien understood and crafted. It's the kind of thing that makes the NEA report on decreasing reading for pleasure among Americans such a concern. There are whole worlds that begin to dissappear.

  24. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You read it for the first time every few years? Unforseen advantages of Alzheimers disease ...

  25. Oscars by johnhennessy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'I think we should be well advised to remember that what we have before us now is the first volume of a larger work... and be willing to suspend judgement... until we have seen the whole... The pleasure to be derived from this first volume is a pleasure not to be missed.'

    Is that why Return Of The King was the only film of the three to get an Oscar for best film ?

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    1. Re:Oscars by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I believe the unofficial agreement among the oscar people was to wait for all three movies to come out, treat it as one film, and give any awards it deserves to the last one.

    2. Re:Oscars by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      No. You have to remember that the Oscars are a popularity contest, not the results of unbiased literary and theatrical analysis and critisism.

    3. Re:Oscars by mcb · · Score: 2, Informative

      There was a general agreement among Academy members that best film would be saved for ROTK. The reason was that giving it to the third movie would be symbolic, and was meant to represent a best film to all three movies. It would have been overkill/unfair to give it to all three films for three years in a row.

      Another reason why they might have done it is because just as Lord of the Rings is a single book, not a trilogy, the movies are also "one movie". They are all just a part of the same story, broken up because no one could sit in a theater for 10 hours straight.

      Personally I felt that FOTR > ROTK > TTT. Fellowship strayed the least from the book, ROTK strayed too much (but they nailed the ending).

    4. Re:Oscars by stanmann · · Score: 1

      When you say they "nailed the ending" did you mean nailed as in to a cross?? or was there some other meaning you were going for, since Petey cut out the scouring for reasons that I will never understand and I don't think he can explain.

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    5. Re:Oscars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      When you say they "nailed the ending" did you mean nailed as in to a cross?? or was there some other meaning you were going for, since Petey cut out the scouring for reasons that I will never understand and I don't think he can explain.


      He cut it out so that New Line could hire a nameless director to make a straight to video cashcow out of it, and call it LOTR4!

    6. Re:Oscars by mcb · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the mood of the movie after the ring was destroyed. I was disappointed that they didn't include the scouring, but pj still successfully portrayed the sadness and loss experienced in war even with victory.

  26. I take my hat off to Tolkien by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It takes imagination, creativity and research to write believable fiction and/or fantasy. Tolkien not only did this, but he built up the finer details to such an extent that the level of submersion in his books is something that has to be experienced to be believed.
    Usually, when you read a fantasy novel, you are transported into another world and the story takes off. With Tolkien, he builds that world around you so that you are intimately aware of it's finer details and not just the storyline. This means, it's not so much a story any more to you - it's more like an alternate reality.
    There are no boundaries to the imagination and Tolkien proved it through his works. I salute him. There is simply no other way to put it.

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  27. concise reviews needed.... by legoleg · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they're not one word reviews, they're not worth reading... who has time anymore for such language... just tell me if I should read it or not.

    1. Re:concise reviews needed.... by legoleg · · Score: 1

      ...or if it comes on tape.

    2. Re:concise reviews needed.... by pedicabo · · Score: 0

      pratt

    3. Re:concise reviews needed.... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 0
      "just tell me if I should read it or not."

      Don't.

    4. Re:concise reviews needed.... by Psymunn · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if the work it's self is more then one word, i'm not sure even a concise review would convince me to read it

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    5. Re:concise reviews needed.... by mwood · · Score: 1

      It takes *two* words to say, "read it!"

    6. Re:concise reviews needed.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      One word recommendation of LOTR:

      DVD

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  28. LOTR:1954 MMORPG:2004 by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A LOTR reviewer in 1954 wrote: > I think we should be well advised to remember that what we have before us now is the first volume of a larger work... and be willing to suspend judgement... until we have seen the whole...

    *blink* - I was reading this and somehow the LOTR part of my brain shorted out against the "RPG" part of my brain, and I thought about yesterday's thread on designing games for people who work full time (and the inevitable MMORPG discussion spawned therefrom).

    50 years later, we have MMORPG developers saying "Don't blame us if the game sucks! We're not done yet! Just keep paying those monthly fees! We'll implement the fun Real Soon Now! Oh, and here's another 10000 orcs for you to mindlessly slay. That oughta be enough 'content' to keep you busy for the time being."

    Density of content appears to be key here, too. LOTR's a huge world/universe with a huge backstory. And although you can tell the story of the One Ring in about half the time it takes to read it, Tolkien made the books work by ensuring that the reader learned something new about that universe in every chapter -- even when it didn't necessarily have anything to do with the plot. (Hence the popularity of both the "movie" and the "mega-extended-remix" DVD set.)

    If 2004's MMORPG is the modern answer to 1954's "really long fantasy story", then perhaps the message to aspiring game developers is that as long as you keep the player learning, the story you tell is immaterial.

    "The Hobbit" stands on its own, even though from the perspective of LOTR, it's just a paragraph of backstory. But I think we can all remember our joy as first-time readers (regardless of which [quest|book] we [did|read] first) when you put the pieces together. That's good writing, and it makes for great RPG gameplay.

    It just struck me as strange that in 50 years, we haven't come full circle when it comes to storytelling in fantasy worlds, we've actually gone backwards.

    1. Re:LOTR:1954 MMORPG:2004 by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I think it's nigh-impossible for a team of content creators to come up with a satisfying backdrop to any MMORPG. I think they should make the things totally open, with a lot of controllable NPC (soldiers, farmers, etc), and let the players *create their own stories and histories* -- alliances, empires, betrayals, collapses, romances, etc. That's about all the human race does anyway.

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  29. Original Star Wars reviews... by BTWR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember reading that the original Star Wars reviews were themselves pretty scathing. Anyone have links to the originals?

    1. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised. Star Wars was a shitty movie, with cheesy effects, a pretty weak plot, predictable dialog, and bad (hell, horrific!) acting.

      Same thing goes for Star Trek, IMO. Noone's going to tell me that "even numbered movies are good". They aren't, they all sucked in my eyes.

      Geeks tend to latch on to crap for some reason.

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    2. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by adept256 · · Score: 1

      My google-fu revealed these old Canadian reviews.

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    3. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      And for good reason. The acting was downright terrible.

      But once you got past that and realized that the films were just intended to be good clean light-hearted fun, they were great. This didn't happen for the critics until the dollars started rolling in (after which many of them seemed to change their minds).

      Max

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    4. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by foistboinder · · Score: 1
      I remember reading that the original Star Wars reviews were themselves pretty scathing. Anyone have links to the originals?

      Maybe, but I remember Time proclaiming it the best movie of the year (in May, IIRC).

    5. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by adept256 · · Score: 1

      Whoa! I just read that first review of star wars there, and you sure are right.

      I'll take this out of context;

      Barren the screenplay is of thought.

      HA!

      And they call him "George Lukas".

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    6. Re:Original Star Wars reviews... by Noofus · · Score: 1

      Nobody confuses "nose" and "noose", so what the hell is up with "lose" and "loose"?

      I feel like an idiot responding to people's sigs but here I go.

      The 'o' sound in "nose" is a hard 'o'. The word "noose" uses the long 'o sound. Everyone in first grade learns that the long 'o' sound is generally spelled with a double-o. So confusing "nose" and "noose" when typing it is rather hard since the words sound different.

      In the "lose"/"loose" case, the words BOTH have a long 'o' sound. The 's', in this case is what changes sounds. "Lose" is an unsual word in that the typical "oo" rule doesnt apply. I can see how its easy to confuse the two since both use the long-o sound. IMO this doesn't excuse anyone from poor spelling, but it at least explains it.

  30. Deeper meaning in LOTR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An interesting look at the deeper (political) meanings in the Fellowship Of The Ring, purported to be from chomsky and zinn...

    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2003/04/22fellowship.htm l

  31. LOTR Comic Books by scumbucket · · Score: 1

    Has a good LOTR Comic Book or graphic novel ever been released?

    I remember reading the SW:ANH comic book adapation that Marvel put out back in 70's and it was very good.

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    1. Re:LOTR Comic Books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't think so, but the one for The Hobbit is awesome

  32. I'll say it by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I didn't like LOTR. I didn't like the style of writing, I didn't like chapters upon chapters of purple prose, descriptions of crap I didn't care about, histories of people inconsequential to the story.

    In short, I wanted to read a good story, and instead got a narritive-styled encyclopedia that sought to teach me every piece of minutia about Tolkeins made-up fantasy land. No I don't care what the elvish word for donut is, nor do I care about Fogobors ancient heritage.

    I found the books without a sense of humour, which of course made it funny to me, since all my friends were taking all the Tolkein stuff so seriously, buying elvish dictionaries and whatnot.

    Nope, didn't care for it. Gave up about 3/4 through Fellowship. I did like the movies.

    I'll tell you something else. I don't like Harry Potter. I read the first one, and no matter what anyone tells me, these are childrens books. Stuff I would have read in 3rd grade.

    And, furthermore, I'll tell you this. I read the first 3 chapters of the Da Vinci code, and tossed it aside. I'm not one for hype, I found it to just plain suck. Perhaps the hype ruined it, so many people telling me what a piece of genious it is. Maybe I just didn't stick with it until the genious part. Forget it, I'll wait for the movie.

    Not everyone is ready to canonize Tolkeins work.

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    1. Re:I'll say it by spiralx · · Score: 1

      Well said! As a fantasy-loving teenager who read voraciously the LotR trilogy was one of the few things I never bothered to finish. I plodded through the first two books and then gave up about a third of the way through the third after endless pages of tedious non-action.

    2. Re:I'll say it by CommieOverlord · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well duh, who said Harry Potter wasn't a story for kids?

      That being that doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable for adults. For children's books they're extremely well-crafted. They're not high-literature, but they're fun and well-done.

      I'm an adult and an avid SF/Fan/Other reader. I'll read Plato, Machiavelli, Hemmingway, Tolstoy for fun. I've acted as a book reviewer for a magazine.

      But that didn't preclude me from picking up the Potter books and having fun.

    3. Re:I'll say it by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't like Harry Potter. I read the first one, and no matter what anyone tells me, these are childrens books.

      I think you're getting your singular and plural mixed up here. The first one (Sorceror's Stone / Philosopher's Stone) is a children's book. The second is more advanced, but still basically a children's book. Prisoner of Azkaban really isn't a children's book, anymore.

      The reading level of the books advances with the age of the characters.

    4. Re:I'll say it by Hassman · · Score: 1

      I agree with you except on a few points...

      Harry Potter - The first book ... definitely for the kids. That is why it was written, and that is who will enjoy it the most. I enjoyed it. It was great, but it was fun. It let me relive some of my childhood fantasies, so it was good times. What I have noticed is that each subsequent book that has come out is darker and more grown up than the last. It is as if the books are growing up with Harry. That said, they are still children oriented, but I think that adults can get more out of the later books... For instance the last two books have been pretty bold and dark by children's books standards.

      Da Vinci -- I agree. The story wasn't very good. The mystery was boring, and the twists and turns were expected. But that is not why I read the book. I read it for the ideas behind the pages. What I found myself doing was taking notes on what to look up after I finished the book. Such as "Madonna on the Rocks" vs. "Virgin on the Rocks", and looking at "The Last Supper". I found myself interested in the 'conspiracy theory' part of the book, not the story. If you can get by the crappy plot, the book isn't bad. :)

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    5. Re:I'll say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest complaint about the Harry Potter books is that they are all a bit formulaic.

      Too many instances where Harry learns some new trick, only to have it be the thing that saves the day two chapters later. I understand that it's basically wish fulfillment which kids really enjoy... I just wish those parts of the plot were more carefully integrated into the fabric of the story.

      Book #4 (Goblet of Fire) was pretty good with building the side plots and keeping the suspense level climbing through the entire book. Not too many "magic moments" where Harry learns how to do something only one chapter before it's coincidentally needed to save the day. At least with learning the summoning charm, he knew he'd need it in advance of when he was required to use it. However, just like book #3 (Prisoner of Azkaban) isn't really a little kid's book anymore, book #4 *definitely* isn't. (Self-mutilation? Yowch!)

      Rowling has gotten better at the craft as the books go on. The fact that kids will finish a 700+ page book in today's fast-paced world of video games and mass media distractions is impressive.

  33. Association of Geeks Who Don't Care For Tolkien by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Is there anybody else out there? I just don't care for Tolkien's writing. Every time I try to read The Hobbit I just can't stand it: so slow moving, so ponderous. The only thing that makes me try again from time to time is the quantity and zealousness of my friends who love Tolkien's writings.

    I'm not saying it isn't quality literature, just that it just isn't to my taste, any more than Pilgrim's Progress or Moby Dick.

    The Narnia Chronicles, now there's my vote for best literature of the 20th century.

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    1. Re:Association of Geeks Who Don't Care For Tolkien by Hassman · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. The movies were fun and enjoyable. They cut out all the unneeded songs and rhetoric that just bogged down the stories. To me it just seemed characters did things 'just cuz'. They had no reason to do something, but did it anyway, or something happened to them and they just accepted it... there was no thought involved.

      I think that is why I liked Robert Jordan's series. Robert Jordan gave wonderful insight not only to the story/plot/universe/magic, but to the characters. I could identify with them. I could understand why they acted the way they did. They just seemed to be real people in a real universe. All the rules were laid out and explained, and the characters followed the rules. I didn't have to take any leaps of faith and just accept things for what is was with no explanation. His books are very well written...

      Now then I'm used the word 'liked ' for a reason. The last couple books have been drawn out and the plot is not advancing. I can appreciate them for the detail and politics Jordan has created, but at some point the story needs to advance...

      Ahh well.

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    2. Re:Association of Geeks Who Don't Care For Tolkien by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 1

      Why won't they just do the "Lensmen" series by Doc Smith. That is the progenitor of almost all science fiction. He was the first with a majority of the good ideas for action Sci Fi. The entire Star Wars series is a terribly mangled version of the Lensmen series and Spielberg even says it was a major inspiration for him. I guess the fact that real space marines and pirates don't have women and children aboard and that would limit the audience.

  34. Naming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the stories encompassed by The Lord of the Rings, but for some reason I have a real problem remembering the names of the characters. For example, the names "Sauron" and "Saruman" are so similar that I easily forget which character is which.

    I also have difficulties with quite a few of the other character names as well, but perhaps this doesn't point to a problem with the work, but rather my own attention deficits.

  35. "Scrumtrulescent!" by Shoten · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jeez, the reviews all sound like James Lipton on In The Actors' Studio!

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  36. Nothing new by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I believe Frank Herbert was also initially panned by the critics. Actually I think this mentioned on Bill O'Reilly's Herbert essay (which is very good, in case you've never read it and are a fan of the Dune series or FH's other work, like the Pandora trilogy).

    LOTR is rather heavy reading and honestly not for everyone. I think the movies did a good job of presenting the ideas and plot of the books, limited as the movie format is to begin with.

    I just wish someone would do a decent billion-dollar series of 3 hour movies based on the Dune books. The original Dune movie was OK but short and a bit hokey, and the SciFi series were absolutely terrible. But Dune is not considered "hip" like LOTR, I suppose.

    1. Re:Nothing new by Mitleid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've personally only read Dune, which I loved, and seen the David Lynch movie and the Sci-Fi channel miniseries. Both were quite lacking. But then for some reason, after reading your post, a lightbulb sort of went off in my head. I think that the reason most Dune "movies" have sucked so bad is because the world of Dune is open to SO MUCH interpretation. In the case of LOTR, while the books are extremely complex and do have a lot of subtext, the basic structure and story is pretty straightforward. As in the case of Dune, though, it seems that a lot contained in the books isn't completely spelled out, and while the story and world/planet of Arrakis itself is so interesting, a greater majority of the book deals with political intrigue and character development.

      For example, I just read Dune for the second time a few months ago, and upon finishing it I realized I hated Paul Atriedes. I didn't see his character to be so much a hero as I saw it a vehicle for Herbert to elaborate his feelings on how seriously dangerous it is for someone to gain power based on social structures of family and religion. For me, I saw Paul grow from an uncertain, compassionate and intelligent young man to a completely self-righteous, arrogant and egotistical leader who exploited the religious beliefs of the Fremen in order to futher his own quest for power.

      Again, that is just my personal interpretation of the book, and I'm not really sure if that's how the majority of Dune readers feel. Anyway, I think it is this complexity, and sort of gray area around the characters and events in Herberts' stories that haven't lended itself well to movie adaptations. I mean, don't get me wrong, the world is all there; Fremen, sand worms, harvesting, etc. for a very interesting visual experience, but I just don't think anyone in the movie industry has really been able to pin down the plot and character elements that would really tie it all together.

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    2. Re:Nothing new by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Both were quite lacking.

      Here's what most people (and I include myself there) think: the Lynch movie captured the "look and feel" of the first book but took too many liberties with the story (nee "weirding modules"). The SciFi series on the other hand had a better chance of doing it well because of the format and alloted time and thuse were closer to the story, but pooched the look and feel - the atmosphere if you will. The wardrobe was ridiculous, the sets were anemic and the actors sucked for the most part. For example, Stilgar as a wheezing old man just didn't cut it for most folks.

      In the case of LOTR, while the books are extremely complex and do have a lot of subtext, the basic structure and story is pretty straightforward. As in the case of Dune, though, it seems that a lot contained in the books isn't completely spelled out

      I agree to a certain extent with you here, but at the same time I think that Dune could have been synthesized well enough to do a good three movies (certainly not just one). To truly understand the ideas behind Dune you need to read out to at least God Emperor; this is where (IMO) the story deviates into the whole concept of the "Golden Path": saving humanity in spite of itself. The next three books deal with the consecuences of that course of action.

      So theoretically you could have written three screenplays that capture the essence of the first four books well enough. I don't doubt it can be done, it's just that nobody has until now. I don't think LOTR was that simple to get into a screenplay, really. LOTR is really five complicated books =)

      I realized I hated Paul Atriedes

      My interpretation of this Dune character has always been the classic "good guy trapped by circumstances beyond his control". There are many examples of this in real history but the unique thing about Dune is the so-called "butterfly effect" that radiates from this single desperate man. Eventually all of humanity is affected by his choices and actions.

      Have you read all the first four books? Specifically Dune Messiah does a better job at explaining him. But again, if you really want to understand you need to read through at least God Emperor.

    3. Re:Nothing new by Colazar · · Score: 1
      The reason why Dune will never have the same following as LoTR is because, well, the sequels sucked.

      OK, that's too strong. But each additional book *diminished* the universe, both because the quality wasn't as good, and because they kept changing the essential nature of the universe.

      In Tolkien, you could, at a gut level, feel how the whole history of Middle-Earth had gone (and would go), just from reading the Fellowship of the Ring. You couldn't do that with Dune. And everytime the nature of the universe changes, the reader loses a bit of the emotional connection.

      That said, the original Dune was amazing. The Lynch movie was interesting, but incomprehesible. (I saw it when it was first released, and you know it's a bad sign when they are handing out a program in the lobby, so that you have a prayer of following it.) I actually really liked the SF miniseries. But the best adaptation of it is still the Avalon Hills board game.

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    4. Re:Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem with making a movie from Dune is that the book uses a lot of "interior" point of view. That is, a tremendous amount of background detail as well as character and motivation is revealed by characters thinking to themselves.

      I wonder if next time Slashdotters read the book they will notice how much of the text is in italics? Such "overheard thoughts" are difficult to translate to a visual medium such as film.

      The Lynch version tries to translate these thoughts to all those voiceovers, which gives the movie a silly effect. (I kept wondering why you never caught an irrelevant thought from a character, say Kyle M. sitting around staring blankly with a

      I could really go for a cheeseburger. Wish they'd just shut up.

      in the middle of a scene.)

    5. Re:Nothing new by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1
      My interpretation of this Dune character has always been the classic "good guy trapped by circumstances beyond his control".

      Dune: Paul Atriedes is the Messiah!
      Dune Messiah: But *really* being the Messiah is hard. Unfortunately it's necessary.
      Children of Dune: Leto Paul's son, chooses to *really* be the Messiah after Dad chickens out.
      God Emperor of Dune: This is why Dad chickened out.

      Heretics and Chapter House I don't remember well enough for pithy summaries. I tend to ignore the Herbert/Anderson books here. They've struck me as even more overblown than Christopher Tolkien's followups.

  37. Compare to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Trip to a Far Galaxy That's Fun and Funny... sniff, before the dark days, before the Midi-chlorians.

  38. He started one vague sequel. by devphil · · Score: 1


    Set about 100 years or so into the Fourth Age, with some unrest in Gondor and things creeping around Mordor. He got bored with it quickly and gave up.

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  39. Quite interesting... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    A few reports I had read many years ago indicated that the Fellowship was critically not well received. Critics also despised TTT, but by ROTK they had warmed up to the trilogy, possibly due to readers and fanbase.

    It's nice to see a different side of the coin now.

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  40. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by mwood · · Score: 5, Informative

    Appendices, indeed. Check out the "mythology" too! The entire trilogy chronicles only the very ending of the Third Age. _The Silmarillion_ sets the stage with the creation of the world and a rich history of the First Age (mainly the Elves), explaining where a lot of this stuff comes from. (Not much is known about the Second Age, but that's in _The Silmarillion_ too -- mainly the history of Aragorn's people before they came to Middle Earth.)

    If you get really interested, there's lots more.

    _The Book of Lost Tales_
    _Unfinished Tales_
    Christopher Tolkien's _History of Middle Earth_ series which unearths early ideas either reshaped or abandoned during the crafting of all this stuff.

  41. Far from the greatest movies ever by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    You are not alone in your idea about this 'greatest cinematic feat ever', imho, far better movies have been made, probably with much less resources.

    But bear in mind that it could have been a lot worse! It is a great responsability to make a movie about one of 'the best books ever', and you could easily screw up. For example 'The league of extraordinary gentlemen', which I was inadvertedly exposed to, crams together 8 or so of the best fictional characters of the turn of the 1900th century, and is the worst I ever saw.

    At least Peter Jackson made a decent trilogy, be it excellent or just good enough.

    Z

  42. The Two Towers by static0verdrive · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anyone else see that internet petition about renaming the two towers for "sensitivity" purposes?? I cracked up when some guy said "It's obvious this guy named it that to get under our skin..." - but, as this article says, it was written in 1954 ya shmuck!

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    1. Re:The Two Towers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that petition was started by a slashdot troll in the first place.

  43. Muesem of Science and LOTR Exhibit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Can't believe I submitted several days ago that the Boston museum of sceince http://www.mos.org/is having a LOTR Exhibit next week and it doesn't get posted! LOTR FOTR TTT & ROTK fans won't want to miss this!

    1. Re:Muesem of Science and LOTR Exhibit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing. I was reading a story on the BBC at 8:30am Eastern Time (US) on LOTR and the critical reviews. I submitted that story to slashdot. My submission was rejected. What do I see four hours later? That someone else had submitted the same story to slashdot and their version was accepted.

  44. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hilarious excerpt! Makes me want to find the actual fic...

  45. You just don't get it.... by Himring · · Score: 1

    Tolkien stated clearly that his goal was to create cosmology, mythology, language and history and needed something to fill it. The LoTR was an after-thought of sorts -- the filler. People who sit down to read it and be entertained -- with no knowledge of the incredible work that went before it and which it rests upon -- mostly won't get it. They'll still be entertained -- about as much as the unenlightened posts we see here....

    Personally, my favorite of his works is the Silmarillion for purposes I mention at the beginning of this post. He wrote it first even though it was published last (by Christopher) and it best embodies his true intentions....

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  46. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
    And you'll get Tom Bombadil's song stuck in your head, as the reader sings all the songs.

    I dunno, I think that would ruin it for me. I have a distinct tune for Tom's songs already in my head, and I doubt that the reader's would be different. This already happened with the characters. In the movie, Gandalf was pretty danged close to my mind's eye, as was Gimli, but Frodo was waaaaayyy off.

    It wasn't as bad as it was for some other books. I loved Jurassic Park when I read it, and Malcolm was my favorite character. But I can't freakin' stand Jeff Goldblum. For some reason, he just annoys me. That, among other things, actually ruined Jurassic Park for me. I can still re-read LOTR though. And someday, I'll read Similarrion (something like that...never can recall exactly...)

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  47. It did exist by rd_syringe · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was called the "New Shadow," and was an attempt to write about the Fourth Age. Tolkien realized the story was going nowhere and abandoned it. Most fans know about this and have read it (Christopher did release it).

  48. A classic is a book everyone wants to have read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But no one actually wants to read. - Mark Twain

    Or something like that.

  49. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Malc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes: reading The Silmarillion is the best advice you can give to a LOTRs fan. It's adds so much more depth to the story.

    The first couple of times I read the LOTR I skipped over the songs, and many of the tales seemed superfluous. After The Silmarillion though, I had in my mind the whole stories and their context as I read the references to them throughout the LOTR. This gives the LOTR many more layers of depth and adds to the character of the story.

  50. so.. by PDubNYC · · Score: 1

    why not have Frodo ride on an eagle to Mount Doom and throw the ring in the fires? would have saved a lot of time and lives. Of course Gandalf might still be grey then.

    Obviously this would kill the book, but I'm just asking, is there any explanation for why this wasn't done? If Frodo can handle the ring for months on end, then surely he could do so for however long the flight to Mt Doom would be. I'm perfectly happy putting this thought out of my head and just enjoying the story, but I still wonder.

    1. Re:so.. by anethema · · Score: 1

      Maybe you did not read the end of the book, or see the end of the movie.

      Frodo was unable to destroy the thing. It took gollum to bite his finger off and fall off the edge ro destroy the ring.

      If he couldnt do it there, i doubt he would be able to toss it off an eagle any easier.

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    2. Re:so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why not have Frodo ride on an eagle to Mount Doom and throw the ring in the fires? would have saved a lot of time and lives. Of course Gandalf might still be grey then.
      If Frodo had ever got to Minas Tirith, that might have been a plan. However, in Tolkien's version of the story, Frodo went with Sam alone to Mordor, of his own volition. The reason for this is unclear in the book, but it's pretty certain that Frodo felt that the rest of the Fellowship, Aragorn in particular, would succeed in talking him out of it.
      Obviously this would kill the book
      Obviously, you haven't read the book. Only someone who has seen the film (where the episode I describe above is transformed beyond all recognition through Aragorn, all but patting Frodo on the head and sending him on his way to certain doom) would misinterpret the events so badly.

      This is why I hate the film. It causes idiots with high Slashdot IDs think they've engaged in something cultural and intelligent, when in fact all they've really done, is given Peter Jackson and big, fat hard-on.
    3. Re:so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The silmarilion explains this alot better. The eagles are at the command of the Anur, the lord of the earth, and they want to let the men of earth deal with there problems rather than stepping in and solving them for them.

    4. Re:so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't the eagle have just dropped Frodo - ring and all - into Mt. Doom? Sort of like the rat suggested in the parent post. I mean, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, right?

    5. Re:so.. by PDubNYC · · Score: 1

      still doesn't answer the question about anything in the books that would prevent the use of the eagles to begin with.

    6. Re:so.. by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are actually a couple of very good reasons.

      Both Gandalf and the eagles are servants of Valar (middle earth gods effectively). They are there to try to influence events to come out right, but they are not there to get up and do all the hard work themselves - essentially the Valar want the races of middle earth to sort their problems out on their own, and send Gandalf as someone to help guide things in the right directions. Similarly, the eagles will step in occasionally, but for the most part they seek to remain uninvolved. End result: The eagles aren't going to carry anybody anywhere unless some serious meddling is required.

      Why do the eagles carry Gandalf away from Saruman? Saruman, like Gandalf was sent by the Valar to help guide events along the right paths. He got corrupted. The Valar are happy enough to have the eagles step in to help clear up a mess that the Valar themselves essentially made - save Gandalf from Saruman.

      Why do the eagles come and fight at the gates, and rescue Frodo? The people of middle earth had done all the work by that point - they'd made their stand against Sauron themselves as the Valar wanted - at that point it's acceptable to the Valar to send the eagles to make sure everything comes out nicely.

      The other main reason this doesn't work is Sauron. He is actually rather powerful, and often neglected in such thinking. Sure, the nine represent air power on the fell beasts, but any frontal assault on Mordor has to face Sauron as well. Remember what happened to Frodo whenever he put on the ring, or Pippin when he looked in the Palantir - that's because they came to Sauron's notice. An eagle with a ring bearer on it's back heading straight for Mount Doom pretty quickly comes into Sauron's focus, and he can cause pretty nasty things to happen to eagles and any hobbits aboard should he deign it necessary. Sending a small band, and particularly a hobbit was all about stealth. Sauron wasn't expecting them to try and destryoy the ring, he was expecting them to use it (hence the scene missing from the movie where Aragorn looks into the Palantir and effectively announces to Sauron that he has the Ring, and he's coming to take Sauron out which deflects Sauron's interest in Frodo and hobbits).

      HTH

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    7. Re:so.. by sphealey · · Score: 1

      > still doesn't answer the question about anything
      > in the books that would prevent the use of the
      > eagles to begin with.

      The great eagles are clearly not the same as ordinary eagles today. They may be under a prohibition similar to that put on the wizards: to assist the free peoples, but not to solve their problems for them.

      Just a guess.

      sPh

    8. Re:so.. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Firstly, remember that the plan for the hobbits to go alone was not actually the original plan. The original plan was to keep the fellowship together and have all of them go. When that was broken up, The plan was altered.

      Secondly, with the new, altered plan of having frodo and sam slip in unnoticed, the task of the others was to act bold and foolhardy so as to draw all of Sauron's attention their way and make him think they had the ring. Everything they did was to this purpose.

      Basically, the reason for not using eagles is that they would be easily noticed heading in. The hobbits' only thing in their favor is that they were ignorably puny and powerless.

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  51. communist critiscism of LOTR by kyknos.org · · Score: 5, Interesting

    here in czech republic, the LOTR was criticized for being an allegory of war of Evil Capitallist Imperialistic West (Gondor, Elves etc...) against a working class of Good communist Mordor (but because it was a bad book from the west it was trying to depict good as evil and vice versa). I am not kidding. I have somewhere an article from Rude Pravo (Red Justice, leading newspapers of communist Czechoslovakia) where is detailed list of what nation and character from LOTR corresponds with what character and nation in the Real World.

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    1. Re:communist critiscism of LOTR by bkhl · · Score: 1
      That kind of interpretation wasn't particular to the eastern block. Here people went on about how it was actually about the second world war.

      As Tolkien himself pointed out, this is an absurd interpretation, since he made the outlines of the story well before both WWII, and the cold war.

  52. W H Auden by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I think the BBC article does the reviewers of the time a great deal of injustice by not including WH Auden's review. Auden was and still is regarded as one of the great reviewers, and he cast FoTR as one of the best.

    In fact my wife (living in South America as a teenager at the time) ordered a copy from Unwin and Allen after reading the Auden review. As a result we have a First Edition in our library (as well as a 3rd Edition of Unwin and Allen of the Hobbit). The two are worth thousands now.

  53. Led Zeppelin got consistently miserable reviews by bee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, for my part, I remember reading about how every Led Zeppelin album when it was released got uniformly miserable reviews, especially from Rolling Stone.

    Compared to what passes for 'music' in the 21st Century so far, Led Zeppelin looks like art in musical form nowadays. :-(

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    1. Re:Led Zeppelin got consistently miserable reviews by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Rolling Stone

      Rolling Stone can byte me. I stopped reading that rag when they put a yellow ribbon on the cover during the Gulf War. All it is is a pop music magazine anymore.

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    2. Re:Led Zeppelin got consistently miserable reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because every rock band these days sounds derivative of Led Zeppelin doesn't make the original any good. It's all trash.

    3. Re:Led Zeppelin got consistently miserable reviews by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 0


      Music critics rule! We all know that Led Zeppelin weren't successful.
      </sarcasm>

    4. Re:Led Zeppelin got consistently miserable reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Zozo came out, I bought it song unheard, based on their prior records, and hated it at first.
      Eventually, though, it grew on me.
      However, I've always thought the their second album was their best.

  54. Re:if you don't like LotR by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    Or in the fires of Mount Doom =P

  55. Could be a thesis! Maybe Air Force training by xtermin8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like you're air power theory, its kind of funny. I always imagined that Sauron has some sort of anti-flying magic defences! Tolkein might have had some familiarity with air power from WWI, and may have been less than impressed! Since WWII, airpower is now considered an integral part of military strategy, and its hard to imagine a military campaign without it

  56. 'Alice in Wonderland'... by Thimble · · Score: 1

    ...by Lewis Caroll convinced me long ago that kids who could read 100 years ago were of greater literary ability than kids today. I'm an accomplish 32 year old fantasy reader, and the darn book is difficult even for me to get through!

    So, looking at the Lord of The Rings trilogy, I can sorta see the validity of criticizing it a children's book.

    Of course, yesteryear's children's books are easily great classics among the present days much more easily digested fare.

    1. Re:'Alice in Wonderland'... by Annwas · · Score: 1

      Lewis Carroll's work is not average children's literature for his (or any other) time.

  57. Hooray! Yet another Extended Edition joke! by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    We get these EVERY SINGLE LOTR article. Some yahoo thinks he's being funny by making up a fictional title with a lot of adjectives. "EXTENDED EXTENDED Super Mega Bonus Edition 2007! Mod me up!"

    Ever since 2001, the plan has always been clear--normal edition released first, an extended edition with extra footage released later. It's been those SINGLE TWO releases for every movie so far. Peter Jackson has stated there won't be new versions. It's always been and always will be standard and extended.

    Why do people think it's still funny to pretend it's more chaotic than that? It's not. It's very simple, and they've been open about it since the very beginning. This isn't Lucas we're talking about here. Stop with these moronic "jokes."

  58. Why LOTR is a mediocre book by Jack+Action · · Score: 2
    The biggest flaw at the heart of LOTR is the character of Frodo. Frodo does not develop as a character. All he does is grow sicker and sicker. This provides no psychological drama. Why should we care whether he destroys the ring or not? He might save the world, but so what? There is no "human" connection between the reader and Frodo. He has no personality, no flaws--he's really just a cardboard cutout.

    The other characters, though superficially more interesting also have arrested character development. Aragorn is perhaps the best, starting as a dishevelled drifter who is revealed to be a king. But once this is revealed at the end of FOTR, anything interesting about Aragorn pretty much stops. Gandalf is interesting, but again once he comes back as the White its over for him too. Don't even the mention the sentimental relationship between Sam and Frodo that became almost laughable in the movies.

    Tolkein's "significance" might be as the first to create a self-contained mythical world on a grand scale, though there were others before him going back through Edgar Rick Burroughs, Jonathon Swift to Sir Thomas Moore. This is hardly can be considered a grand literary achievement, however, and is more in keeping with his dayjob as an academic.

    1. Re:Why LOTR is a mediocre book by pauls2272 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, so the Frodo that claimed the Ring as his own at Mt Doom was exactly the same hobbit as the one back in Hobbiton?

      I think you missed a lot in the books...

  59. "mega extended remix DVD set?" by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    Why do people think this is funny? It's always been clear, right from the start, before the release of the first movie on DVD, that there would be a normal release, and then an extended footage release for the fans.

    A normal release, then a later release with extra footage and in-depth documentaries. Why is this such a chaotic issue for Slashdotters? In every LOTR article, there is someone who makes a "super mega extended remix bonus edition" joke--seemingly, the more adjectives they put it in, the funnier they think they're being.

    It's not confusing, it's not Lucas-like, and it's been known since the very beginning. Normal edition, extended edition. Christ, people.

  60. Why is this relevant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Slashdot is a technology site, but LOTR (the book) is not a technology topic. Quite the opposite in fact - what put me off the books when I tried them years ago was the obvious Luddism. Saruman and his factories were the "dark satanic mills" of England, and Treebeard and the ents were the forces of a more natural order. I didn't believe in that anti-technology religion then and I don't now.

    The movies, OTOH, are clearly a technology topic. They are masterpieces of CGI, and they have raised the bar for all future CGI movies.

    The irony of an extreme Luddite text being brought to a wider audience by the highest of high-tech seems to have been lost on the Tolkien fans.

  61. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reading the Silmarillion is the worst advice you can give to a LOTR fan, they are bound not to be a fan after it. It is as dull as dishwater, and not as useful for cleaning dishes with.

  62. Re:I know this is unpopular... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you wholeheartedly, and am hiding behind the shield of anonymity for the same reason.

    The "Fellowship" movie lost me almost from the beginning. I felt sorry for the actors; if I was an actor like, say, Cate Blanchett, and I was told that instead of using my talent to convey the impression of size and light and power, my performance would be rotoscoped and animated out of existence, I would be pretty angry. If I was an actor like Ian Holm, and I was told that instead of using my talent to portray the shadow of evil crossing Bilbo's face, we'd be using a computer-generated demon face, I would be pretty angry. Peter Jackson used CGI trickery rather than allowing his actors to act.

    I found the books to be generally dull as well. I always have to stop about midway through The Two Towers because it's just so godawfully boring. It was interesting, therefore, to see that at least one reviewer mentioned in that article wished that Tolkien had had "imagination equal to his invention, and...style equal to both." Because that's exactly what I think. The creation of all the languages and history and stuff is intensely neat, but the execution of the story is dull, dull, dull.

  63. English by crucini · · Score: 1
    However, I am an English graduate (BA and MA, actually) and you, sir, have found yourself in my crosshairs.

    And then:
    ...equate ignorance for...
    1. Re:English by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      See the reponse I made above.

      There is a reason I didn't go after a doctorate. :p

  64. Thanks by PDubNYC · · Score: 1

    I was hoping someone would have an informed explanation, and not just a "just because" answer.

    Thanks.

  65. Re:Hooray! Yet another Extended Edition joke! by kcornia · · Score: 1

    Well speaking for myself, I was referring to a post on theonering.net yesterday that stated there was footage that was "held back" from the extended versions of each, and at least hinted at a future release that could contain said footage.

    It would not surprise me if we see a box set of extended editions that happens to have some extra footage that wasn't even in the original extended versions. Maybe Peter said he wouldn't, and if he did, I'm sure we'll never see a reversal of what someone said. In Hollywood? BALDERDASH I SAY!

    I was not the one who pissed in your wheaties, please move along.

  66. Don't get this one... by boatboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mr Tolkien describes a tremendous conflict between good and evil... but his good people are consistently good, his evil figures immovably evil," wrote the Observer's Mr Muir.

    I can understand (yet disagree with) most of the criticisms, but if someone pulled out this one today, I'd accuse them of not reading the books. A major - if not THE major - theme is the internal good vs evil conflicts of the characters. The whole point of the ring is that it corrupts even good people. It's something Frodo and even Gandolf struggle with. The reason it's given to a hobbit is because they have the greatest chance of getting rid of it before it corrupts them completely. Then you have Golumn who is completely corrupt, struggling to become good and can't quite do it.

    The criticisms were just about the first book, though, so maybe I'd let the old chap Muir off...

    1. Re:Don't get this one... by spiralx · · Score: 1

      But still that's just corruption imposed from an outside source. That hardly counts as character development does it?

  67. Interesting books on Tolkien and LOTR by jejones · · Score: 1

    I can recommend two that I've read:

    Daniel Grotta-Kurska's biography Tolkien: Architect of Middle Earth. A fascinating and sympathetic biography, that closes with the perfect anecdote.

    Lin Carter's book on LOTR, whose title I don't remember, but which delves into the mythology from which Tolkien drew. I own a copy of the paperback of this, and have a small hope that it will be worth something someday because of a typo on the back cover: said cover lists the chapter titles, and one, "The Trilogy: Satire or Allegory?" is misprinted as "The Trilogy: Satire or Allergy?" Perhaps this is an early example of spellchecking at work.

  68. there is more by labyrinth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't really understand why LOTR should be the ulimate book for geeks.
    I read it and immensely enjoyed it a long time ago; but I read a lot of other things that spoke more to my geeky side. I enjoy shifting perpectives, playing with structure, recursion etc. When I was younger and mainly read SF, I found that kind of stuff in writers like Philip Dick, who I still like to read; I don't feel the urge to go back to Tolkien. Now, many years later, I'm still reading a lot, and I find those things in writers like Borges, Italo Calvino, Flann O'Brien, Georges Perec...

    Anyway, art is not a contest, and any good book should feel like the best book in the world while you're reading it.

    I thought the movies were OK for what they are, but they don't seem to have much to do with what I remember enjoying in the books.

  69. Even Tolkien Was Apprehensive by Dracos · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having just read Humphrey Carpenter's Biography of Tolkien, and in the middle of Tom Shippey's The Road To Middle-Earth, some relevant points are fresh in my mind.

    When Stanley Unwin asked for a sequel to the unexpectedly popular Hobbit, Tolkien quite didn't know where to start, other than that the request was for "more about hobbits". There he began, but struggled to find the story for a couple years. He originally expected to produce a work of similar length.

    Tolkien begins the Forward to FOTR with "This tale grew in the telling", and by telling he meant "writing". The Ring's purpose was not conceived until the writing of "The Shadow of the Past", where Gandalf explains its history to Frodo. Several characters were originally very different from their final forms; the most striking to me is that Strider was originally a Hobbit named Trotter, who kept the name long after becoming a Man (though tolkien noted several times that this name was wrong).

    The vast majority of the "corrections" came as Tolkien dug deeper into the extant Silmarillion manuscripts, tying the unfolding story into his created mythology.

    In several letters to Stanley Unwin while writing LOTR (a process which took 16 years), Tolkien repeatedly reported that the tale was "getting out of hand", and that he was not sure who its audience would be. Upon completion, Unwin was prepared to take the risk, even after upsetting the Professor to the point where Tolkien almost inked a deal for the book to be published by Harper Collins. Post-war paper availability and the well known discussion of splitting the book up and what the three volumes' titles would be contributed to this.

    In the end, Tolkien was glad that anyone appreciated his work, with its many layers and facets. It could be said, however, that he was at times annoyed by his fame (he admittedly did not understand it), especially the all-hours phone calls and unexpected fans at his door.

    The entire body of work set in Middle-Earth had two ultimate purposes: To create a place where Tolkien's created languages could live, and to attempt to replace England's lost mythology.

    Philology was not just his work, it was his life. He loved words and studying how they eveolved, how they migrated and changed from people to people and century to century. From childhood, he either created or helped to create upwards of 20 languages, and spoke or read no less than nine "real" languages of varying ages.

    Having studied almost every language of northern Europe, he could see how England's history had soiled its language, as far back as the Romans, then Saxons, Danes, Normans, and French (the last two also forcing Latin back into the mix). Tolkien held that the Normans did the most damage, and drew most heavily from pre-Hastings texts.

    Tolkien knew that these reasons, one personal and one patriotic, did not give LOTR very much mass market appeal, having sprung from the mind of an old fashioned English gentleman, a scholar, who had very firm views of the modern world and staunch Catholic beliefs.

    1. Re:Even Tolkien Was Apprehensive by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      I do think he knew some words from other european languages, including Maltese. Some words are very similar. Even Rohan was a grandmaster of the Knights. I don't think it is just coincidence.

  70. How did this get a +5? by pschmied · · Score: 1

    Oh, yes. LoTR was the most influential book of the century. A whole industry of neon acrylic puff paint fantasy art would have never grown up without it.

    Christ. I love LoTR as much as the next guy, but how does it really compare to A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. I mean that book highlighted the abuses of the Soviet system so that 1984 didn't resemble the world portrayed in some other apparently less important book.

    That being said, huzzah for the Entsez!

    -Peter

    1. Re:How did this get a +5? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Well, lets see. When I read about author's influences, fantasy, sci-fi, and even normal fiction authors frequently reference Tolkien. Never heard of that Day in the Life thing before.

      There's two reasons to read. One is to learn new things, the other is for the story. Tolkien is the ultimate in story telling. There is none better in that field. I'm sure this other author did a great job of detailing Russia, but if I want to learn about Russia, I'll turn to non-fiction. Keep that crap out of my stories, thanks.

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    2. Re:How did this get a +5? by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      You are seriously exaggerating the importance of fantasy and sci-fi on anyone but the hardcore geek. What about Karl Marx' "Capital" or Sartre's existentialist novels, starting with "Nausea" or Kafka's surrealism? All way more important than Tolkien.

      Not that I dislike Tolkien, quite on the contrary.

    3. Re:How did this get a +5? by Woody77 · · Score: 1

      Solzenhitzen's work (I know I murderd that spelling) is less fiction, and much more fictionalization. He spent time in the seberian work camps, and wrote Ivan as a summary of what the conditions were like. Much more interesting to read about one persons day, and have it open a door up into an entire section of history well glossed over in US texts (ie, skipped). Shows what life was like there, very well, and very well written.

      It's only about 250-350 pages or so, couple nights reading (if you're slow). Very, very good.

      But if you want to learn about russia, make sure that you pick up enough sources to get a well-rounded view. Solzenhitzen spent a great deal of time OUTSIDE of russia, since he wouldn't shut up and stop writing, so they just exiled him.

      He's got one view, there are countless others.

    4. Re:How did this get a +5? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      You're discounting Tolkien's influence outside of Sci-fi. There's references to him in music, art, and other literary genres. I don't think I've ever heard a rock song about "the Metamorphisis".

      As for Marx, his was non-fiction, which is a bit of a different deal.

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    5. Re:How did this get a +5? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      Solzhenitsyn didn't expose Stalinism to anyone any more than the 1980s Time-Life books about the Holocaust exposed the Nazi horrors. Maybe people in your circles were ignorant, but it was obvious to anyone who chose to see what had been happening in Russia since 1917. That's right, Stalin was only Lenin's pupil.

    6. Re:How did this get a +5? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      You are seriousoly exaggerating the readership of existentialist/surrealist/communist crap. You haven't read them, and neither has any of your turtle-necked friends. Just kidding, I know that turtlenecks and berets are out of style. I was making fun of your youth.

    7. Re:How did this get a +5? by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

      Marx was sci-fi, only based on worse junk science than star-trek.

    8. Re:How did this get a +5? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      There may not be a song about 'Metamorphosis', but there certainly is one about 'The Penal Colony' (sort of ... it's on 'We're Only In It For The Money').

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    9. Re:How did this get a +5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marx's "Das Kapital" was pretty influential for capitalists and communists alike, as it provided an acute view of the ways in which capitalism operates. Marx and his followers argue that these actions are bad, capitalists argue that they are good, but few disagree about the factual content of the work.

      I think people are arguing at cross purposes though -- popular != influential, and vice versa.

    10. Re:How did this get a +5? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > How did this get a +5?

      Because Slashdot is read largely by nerds, not people with a knowledge of or interest in 20th centuary literature. I'm sure if you go to rec.arts.books you'll find a corresponding ignorance of which first person shooter was most popular between June 2002 and March 2003.

    11. Re:How did this get a +5? by Threni · · Score: 1

      "The chrome-plated megaphone of destiny" is more a sort of `musique concrete`, than rock, though I'll concede that Zappa will, sadly, probably be remembered more for rock music, than as a classical composer.

    12. Re:How did this get a +5? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're right, actually. I think his "serious" work will still be played and re-interpreted long after some of his more bizarre stage antics are forgotten. At the last Adelaide Festival o' Farts earlier this year there was a mob from the US, Ensemble Absolute I think, who played a selection of Zappa tunes (including some of his more difficult stuff - I'm pretty sure they did 'G-Spot Tornado', although I was a bit disappointed they didn't attempt 'King Kong') - they were dynamite, and although there was a sprinkling of electric/electronic instruments, the band was mostly classically trained. Also there's the Ensemble Ambrosius' 'Zappa Album', the Boulez thing and 'The Yellow Shark', and a few other bits and pieces.

      After all, he's only been dead for a bit over 10 years (the day the music _really_ died).

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  71. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    My problem with the Silmarillion is that it's not actually a novel. It's a history textbook - and it's about as interesting.

    If Tolkien had written another STORY set in those times, I'd have loved to have read it. But to read a history text of those times is dull, dull, dull. I've tried to read the Silmarilion but I never get past a few pages before I bore myself to tears.

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  72. Re:Just the Opposite by pauls2272 · · Score: 1

    I was just the opposite. I read the LOTR at 14 or so. I found the 1st book incredibly dull and hard to read. I remember really struggling to get through it. The other two were better but I was not a huge fan.

    About 10 years later, I reread the LOTR. I found I enjoyed the 1st book far more than the other two. The subtle stuff in the 1st books (songs, long speeches, etc) was completely boring to me at 14 but I appreciated at 25.

    It was much like Shakespeare which I detested in high school when forced to read Romeo and Juliet. It wasn't until college when I was in a creative writing class and had to write a page of iambic pentameter. I struggled mightily to write that poem. When the teacher told me that Shakespeare wrote volumes of it, my appreciation of his work increased 100 fold.

  73. Re:I know this is unpopular... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the parent being modded offtopic is exactly why I posted AC. It's absolutely on topic. There are other posts on this story that are doing nothing but raving about how good LOTR is, and they're all +5 insightful. It's not Shakespeare, people. It's just a hacky series of fantasy books and movies. Get over it.

  74. Copyright expiration by Thoguth · · Score: 1

    Aren't copyrights limited to 50 years in the UK?

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    1. Re:Copyright expiration by Cognitive+Dissident · · Score: 1

      50 years after the death of the author for printed works. That's the standard Berne Convention definition. It might be different for music given the recent publicity about Elvis' first single going public domain. But don't worry, there are always legal tricks that someone can come up with to retain control of a cash cow like LotR. Revised editions with minor textual changes were published in the late sixties, for example, and it's those that are being reprinted in every possible cover style today.

  75. Lighten up by billybob · · Score: 1

    Jesus man, go get high or laid or something. Might want to consider removing that stick from your ass also. :P

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  76. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Malc · · Score: 1

    LOL. Of course, like any book some people love it, some people hate it.

  77. Please clarify by billybob · · Score: 1

    There have been few books I have read more than once and LOTR is one of them, in fact, I found it completely uninteresting and only made it 3/4 of the way through. It's just not my type of book.

    Ok, so.... there are only a few books you have read more than once. LOTR is one of the books you have read more than once. But you found it completely uninteresting and only made it 3/4 of the way through because it's not your type of book.

    Come again? :)

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    1. Re:Please clarify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What he probably meant was probably not what he probably said.
      He probably meant "is not one of them".
      Probably.

  78. Re:Just the Opposite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting...the first time I read the LOTR was around 12 (perhaps a bit younger, I can't remember exactly), and I found the first two books to be interesting, but was bored by the endless descriptions of battles in the third book, and never got to the end.

    Eventually, I re-read the entire series at about 25, enjoying them all, a few years before the movies came out.

    In high school, I actually liked Romeo & Juliet (although I considered the obvious derivative - West Side Story - silly), so maybe I'm just strange...

  79. You are not alone by billybob · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the books, and I enjoyed the movies. But the trilogy as a whole, in no way shape or form do I think it's close to the best book or movie ever made.

    I *loved* Fellowship of the ring, both in book and in movie form. But I feel very differently about the two towers and the return of the king. The problem with these is that SO MUCH TIME is taken up by the huge ass wars. Now, I understand it wouldn't make much sense to be like "There was this huge war with hundreds of thousands of people and lots of them died. Ok, moving on...." but I was just bored to tears. At least in the movie the war was pretty to look at but my dear Lord, these wars took hundreds of pages in the books and are possibly some of the most boring passages I have ever laid eyes on.

    There are lots of great parts about the second and third installments but overall were just OK to me.

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  80. Ha! by warrax_666 · · Score: 1
    unbiased literary and theatrical analysis and critisism


    AAAAAAAHAHAHAH! Thanks for the laugh. :)
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  81. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by mwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Amazing. I have no problem seeing stories there. Although "quenta" can be read as "history", "tale" is closer. Both senses actually occur in that volume: "Valaquenta" should probably be "history of the Valar", while "Quenta Silmarillion" is definitely a "Tale" although it does cover the full history of the Silmarils.

    Wait, I think I see what you mean. There's not a single thread sweeping the reader from a definite beginning to a definite ending. (The beginning is *definitely* there in "Ainulindale" but there is no end since at the close we still have two Ages to go.) In the middle there's sort of a swamp of smaller tales which bear on each other here and there, and it's easy to lose the broader flow. But I *like* a bit of complexity, a bit of world-building.

    I think a lot of people also get put off by the author's indulgence of his interest in language. I happen to like tasty written expression, but that sort of style is definitely not for everyone. A lot of 20th century writers tried to breathe life into their language by making it new in various ways, but I much prefer the work of those who made their words young by drawing me back to a time when older modes of expression *were* young. Tolkien's use of English wields a kind of power that SFX can never command.

  82. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Unless, of course, they like it. How the hell can you tell what someone else is going to like or dislike? At best, you can say that you found it dull.

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  83. J.R.R. Tolkien ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, so the 1954 critics weren't aware that this was just a Beowulf warm-over ?

    Wonder what they had to say about the Niebelungen Lied.

    Toon Moene.

  84. The biggest flaw in the book by Zip+In+The+Wire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is that the ENTIRE thing was completely unnecessary.

    The EAGLES (you remember them don't you. They always conveniently appear when someone needs to be whisked out of danger) could have simply carried Frodo above Mount Crumpet, er, I mean Mount Doom, to drop the ring from 10,000 feet up.

    The entire 'venture would have take 2 hours tops, with time for lunch.

    Silly story, silly broken characters like a wizard who can't even fight another wizard, but can combat an ancient demon 100 times his mass and win.

    1. Re:The biggest flaw in the book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a good reason for that. "Wizards" are actually creatures known as Mayar, second only to Valar aka the gods of Arda. Balrog is, on the other hand, a creation of Melkor (who is also a Vala). The point here is that Mayar, as well as Valar, and Melkor, were created by Eru himself, while Balrogs were created by personally Melkor. So despite their impressive appearance, they are inherently weaker.

  85. Eagles are a plot hole... by way2slo · · Score: 1
    Take a minute or two and read this

    It reminds me of when they use the transporters to solve problems in Star Trek. Sure, you could use them to solve everything, but then the show would be boring.

  86. Re:REELECT DUBYA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For me, I saw Paul grow from an uncertain, compassionate and intelligent young man to a completely self-righteous, arrogant and egotistical leader who exploited the religious beliefs of the Fremen in order to futher his own quest for power. "

    You certain its Paul Atriedes and not George W Bush your talking about?

  87. Literacy, maybe. Grammar, on the other hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you mean "... and barely capable of basic literacy."

    "barely incapable" implies they leave school almost literate, but not quite.

  88. LoTR vs Bourne by Ragica · · Score: 1
    The LoTR movies have a lot of flaws, and irksome elements (and omissions). Different people have different reasons for loathing certain aspects of it. Most people who have read the books, and many who haven't, find the whole Arwin sappiness just a sickening imposition. I personally find the Smegol/Daegol scene at the beginning of Return of the King to be just embarrassingly bad in every respect.

    Despite all this, for some reason I still feel Jackson did a pretty good job.

    My opinion was reenforced greatly yesterday when I had opportunity to The Bourne Identity for the first time. I had heard all sorts of good things about this movie (considering its genre); a lot of people seemed to like it. I had been intensely curious to see how the filmmaker might have distilled down the essence of the book, which is immensely detailed and full of characters, with a multi-pronged plot. Ludlum's pacing, as usual, is practically flawless once the story starts picking up... if one gets caught up in it, it takes your breath away, it sets your nerves on edge for days.

    So I saw the movie. I was stunned. Pretty much the only real similarities to the novel were the name Bourne, the name Treadstone, and the fact that he had amnesia. The entire assassin vs assassin angle was removed (though of course hints that it will return in Supremecy). The major theme and purpose for the woman character was missed. The physical an emotional trauma of the main character throughout the book. The woman (whom in the novel he kidnaps, and treats somewhat badly in his desperation for a long time, her thinking she is about to be killed by a maniac) has stripped away her central role in holding Bourne together psychologically when he can not believe in himself.

    In short, next to the novel, the movie was utterly shallow, and quite tediously boring. Yes, reading for 13 hours worth of pages was much more exciting and engaging.

    Anyhow, it gave me another reason to respect what Jackson did with LoTR. LoTR is an even more emense and complex work than Ludlum's novel. True, Jackson had 3 movies to draw it out. But while the Bourne movie had some slight interest due to it's style of rendering, for the most part the screen writer's solution was to remove so much that the essense was barely recognizable. The essense of LoTR, the novel, perhaps is stronger in it's imagry. But still, it's amazing how, over all, faithful Jackson was able to remain to the text even with his silly romantic tinkerings.

    This post is slightly off topic i guess, as it doesn't have anything to do with FoTR reviews 50 years ago.

  89. If Star Wars fans had been around back then... by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    "Bah... it's all a waste of my time and besides, Tolkien ruined my fragile childhood. I prefer the original version of The Hobbit, but nooo... Tolkien had to back up and ruin it all by tampering with perfection and publishing his special edition of The Hobbit... he had to change the Gollum scenes to fit in with Lord of the Rings... I call shenanigans on that.

    "Oh yeah, one more thing... Aragorn SHOOTS FIRST!"

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  90. What does J.R.R. stans for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Johnny Really Reeks?
    Junior Racing Rally?
    Jack Robs Robert?
    Jinxed Romantic Recreation?

  91. Well duh, by ferret70 · · Score: 1

    Because it's All about Sam

  92. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

    Agree wholeheartedly! Its a really intimidating read at first -- so many characters, and has a very biblical tone for the first bit. But the story progresses into a very homeric-like epic/legend, which ends with an almost complete doom save intervention by divine powers. You really can't understand the flight of the Elves to the West in LOTR unless you've read The Silmarillion.

    I like to compare The Silmarillion to The Lord of the Rings the way The Lord of the Rings compares to The Hobbit. A progression in theme, complexity, while at the same time remaining completely harmonious with the former.

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  93. It mentions Harry Potter by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    but notice how JK Rowling won instant critical acclaim and mainstream popularity. Gossip about the off-screen exploits of the post-teenage former child actor that portrayed Potter in the movies will long outlive the books, while the Lord of the Rings will make new actors and directors famous for generations to come.

  94. I don't mean to disturb the autistic anoraks here, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but those who have read serious literature, Tolkiens "work" is considered to be pretentious, overrated garbage, very much akin to "Harry Potter", except that the former was, at least, original at the time it was written. Its thinly veiled allusions and prudish moralising simplicity only serve to reinforce its position as a pretentious children's story, though written in such a manner that most children today - with their truly pathetic reading skills - could hardly understand it, and yet it has rather sinister imperialist and racist overtones. It is, however, hardly surprising that it is so popular, given that the same audience prefers "Star Wars" to the true cinematic masterpieces such as The Third Man or Citizen Kane. Nobody takes Tolkien seriously outside of his body of rabid and yet immature and childish fanatics, the same kind of sad individuals that probably spent most of the 1970s playing Dungeons and Dragons. And if Tolkien's work is mediocre, then surely Peter Jackson's adaptation thereof must be one of the most absurdly overrated and poorly concieved orgies of special effects in film history, devoid as it is of any form of coherent storyline, and there it has met some stiff competition indeed, considering how much garbage that Hollywood has churned out in the last fourty years.

  95. Re:I'll say it (a rebuttal) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fellowship of the Ring is definitely the weakest of the "three" LOTR books, but then again it's only the first 1/3 of the story. Tolkien didn't write a trilogy; he wrote a long novel which was broken into three pieces for practical publishing concerns.

    Tolkien's work isn't perfect, but it's damn good. Personally I would have liked a bit more politicing with the non-human races and some more strong female roles other than Eowyn and Rosie Cotton. All that minutia you dislike enriches the setting and makes the story more believable.

    The first Harry Potter book is definitely a "child's book", but this is understandable; it's a story about children. Graphic violence, gritty realism, ambiguous choices, moralistic shades of grey and sexual situations have no place in the setting. However, this doesn't mean the setting isn't well detailed and consistant (it is) nor that the writing is substandard (it isn't).

    However, as the children age, their world view changes and becomes more "adult". Their (Harry and friends) moral choices are more ambiguous, their view points are more cosmopolitan and the world reveals itself as not nice in general. The series gets fairly dark in tone with succeeding volumes, particularly "Goblet of Fire" and the climax of "Order of the Phoenix".

    I haven't read Da Vinci code, so I have no input here. ;)

  96. Tolkien reference in Led Zeppelin song by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1
    Always wondered about this bit from Ramble On:

    T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor
    I met a girl so fair,
    But Gollum, and the evil one crept up
    And slipped away with her.

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    1. Re:Tolkien reference in Led Zeppelin song by galen · · Score: 1

      What's to wonder about? You're also missing the line in Battle of Evermore "...the Ring Wraiths ride in black..." and the fact that Jimmy Page's nickname is Strider (as introduced on stage on several occasions by Plant.)

      They're Tolkien geeks. Simple as that.

    2. Re:Tolkien reference in Led Zeppelin song by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Most of their words were pretty lame, but they wrote nice tunes, and the guitar parts were OK too.

      Like most other guitarists, I used to think I could play 'Stairway to Heaven' ...

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  97. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by jnicholson · · Score: 1
    After reading the Silmarillion, I have a hard time re-reading LOTR. It's just not as epic in scope. For example, Sauron isn't even half as impressive as Morgoth. The long lives of the elves make the grander scale of time in the Silmarillion possible.

    It made the whole world be about the flight of the elves to the West, and the fall of Numenor. Neither of those featured much in LOTR. They were there, but they weren't that important to the tale. Knowing the history of Aragorn's family, he's that much more significant a character, but not much is made of that.

    I keep thinking I should get hold of the lost / unfinished tales, but I don't like Christopher's style as much in the other works of his that I've seen.

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  98. i have noticed this as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mr Tolkien describes a tremendous conflict between good and evil... but his good people are consistently good, his evil figures immovably evil," wrote the Observer's Mr Muir.

    But my theory is that it was gandalf who is the villian of the book. :)

  99. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by ahdeoz · · Score: 1

    Quenta can also be plural. Actually, I don't know that, but the Silmarillion is mulitple stories, and fragments of stories. That's why it's not a coherent read.

  100. Re:I don't mean to disturb the autistic anoraks he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't agree more. I am sick of all the bloody Tolkien fans.

  101. Re:Hooray! Yet another Extended Edition joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Well speaking for myself, I was referring to a post on theonering.net yesterday that stated there was footage that was "held back" from the extended versions of each, and at least hinted at a future release that could contain said footage.

    It would not surprise me if we see a box set of extended editions that happens to have some extra footage that wasn't even in the original extended versions. Maybe Peter said he wouldn't, and if he did, I'm sure we'll never see a reversal of what someone said. In Hollywood? BALDERDASH I SAY!



    Well... they could pull a Christopher Tolkien, and do a History of Middle Earth, on the movies... say a "History of Peter Jackson's JRR Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings The Movies"
    HOPJJRRTTLOTRTM

  102. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by swv3752 · · Score: 1

    However, the Tolkien desk calendar (which is based on all the tolkien books) is fantastic. If they repprint it for 2005, I would highly advise buying it.

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  103. I object! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a wanker, and feel no fairness in being likened to a snob, you insensitive clod.

  104. Tired of Tolkien by LPetrazickis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I read LotR and the Silmarillion umpteen times as a teenager. At some point, I just became tired of the world and the flaws that I glanced over in my initial readings started glaring.

    David Brin does a good job of ripping LotR as far as I am concerned.

    Fantasy-wise, I am enamoured with the traditional high fantasy of Steven Erikson (Gardens of the Moon, Deadhouse Gates, etc.) and the inventive steampunky fantasy of China Mieville (Perdido Street Station, The Scar, etc.). Both Erikson and Mieville have anthropologist backgrounds and it shows.

    As a philologist, Tolkien just had an odd retro-way of playing with words, but an anthropologist is much better at fleshing out actual worlds.

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  105. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Juvenile trash means exactly that, something juvenile that is trash.

    There may be things that are juvenile and not trash, the critic is just qualifying a work, you are adding your own preconceived prejudices afterwards.

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  106. Re: panned books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, or "Atlas Shrugged", which is the greatest book of all time (including "The Bible"). Unfortunately, many people dis the book because they don't like the (admittedly obnoxious) Randian cults that have sprung up as a result of the book and its (also admittedly obnoxious) author. The 150-page radio address by John Galt is particularly enthralling, and anyone whose life isn't profoundly and utterly altered by it is a stupid idiot who should be ignored and forced into poverty until they kill themselves in dispair.

    I am not a kook.

  107. Lots of Tolkien references in Led Zeppelin by bee · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there are a number of websites about the links between Tolkien and Zeppelin. Like:

    http://www.ledtolkien.com/

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  108. Re: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you said also goes for HHGttG, at least the first three books.

  109. Re:I still remember reading LOTR for the first tim by mwood · · Score: 1

    Yes, "Quenta Silmarillion" is a bunch of stories, but at the same time they are also tied together in the single story of the Silmarils: their creation; their theft by Melkor; the Oath of Fëanor and his sons to reclaim them; various wars, disasters, and internal schisms of the Eldar caused by lust for them; and their fate. In this sense it is a single tale with many subplots. You can view it either way.

    Likewise all that and the rest as well are really part of a still larger tale: the Song of the Ainur made manifest by Eru, with all of its textures and ramifications.

  110. Re:Hooray! Yet another Extended Edition joke! by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

    Of course there was footage held back. The original cut of ROTK was five hours long. That doesn't suddenly mean there's a new edition coming out just because theonering.net "hinted" at it. Movies have lots of footage that's held back. Even Hellboy's getting the Extended Edition treatment later this year.

    Peter Jackson has stated emphatically that there won't be any new versions. At most, there would be a re-encode for HD-DVD farther down the road.

  111. Re:I don't mean to disturb the autistic anoraks he by Eric119 · · Score: 1
    Here be spoilers

    LotR is not a children's story. It started that way, but soon Tolkien diverged from this. For instance,

    "For the enemy was flinging into the City all the heads of those who had fallen fighting at Osgiliath, or on the Rammas, or in the fields. There were grim to look on; for though some were crushed and shapeless, and some had been cruelly hewn, yet many had features that could be told, and it seemed that they died in pain; and all were branded with the foul token of the Lidless Eye. But marred and dishonoured as they were, it often chanced that thus a man would see again the face of someone he had known, who had walked proudly once in arms, or tilled the fields, or ridden in upon a holiday from the green vales in the hills." -- The Lord of the Rings, Book V, Chapter 4, "The Siege of Gondor"


    A few chapters later someone commits suicide by lighting himself on fire. Such a nice children's story...