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  1. Re:Next goal for Microsoft on Microsoft Drops Next-Generation Security Project [updated] · · Score: 3, Funny
    > If this goes well, they plan to cancel all security projects.

    How would anyone notice?

  2. Re:DRM Overhead on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: 1
    > It takes a lot of resouces to keep people shackled.

    I can see the need for a dual-core CPU: One core to restrict user operations, and another core for doing what the user wants.

    But 2 GB RAM? Terabytes of storage? Gigabit ethernet? 802.11g? WTF's the point of having a terabyte of storage and enough bandwidth to saturate the internet connectivity of several small countries if you've got nothing to put there?

    Oh, right. I forgot. WORM-SIGN!

  3. Re:Half-life 2 on Previewing ATi's Radeon X800 XT & X800 Pro · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Yeah, and maybe the Ultra versions will come with a girlfriend included!

    If I had one of those, I wouldn't have enough time to frag people in HL2. The bundling of a girlfriend is a downgrade, dude!

  4. Re:Don't blame Internet Explorer this time on Sasser Worm Disruption Growing · · Score: 1
    > Actually, LSASS is the security validation services that SMB uses to validate a user when he is trying to request a resource, and that validates your user in a network that doesn't use Kerberos... I think login in most unixes runs as root too, so I don't see where microsoft went wrong here.

    How about where /bin/login doesn't bind to a port and listen to inbound traffic 24/7/365?

    Yes, there was a hole /bin/login too, but if you're running a desktop that you don't expect to log into from anything other than the console, you can turn off crap like telnetd.

  5. Re:Now THIS is an interesting picture: on Opportunity Rover Arrives at Endurance Crater · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > Not only does the center look markedly different from the surrounding dust deposits, but there are some clearly visible features sloping down into the center from the right; could it be frozen seepage?

    I'll play killjoy here - and place 10 quatloos that the bottom formation is accumulated sand (possibly crusted up like some of the soil we've seen before), and the crater wall formations are indicative of a change in composition of the underlying bedrock.

    But I'd really like to get that rover down there and prove me wrong.

    I think the layering in the (sedimentary?) rock on the top of the far rim of the crater is also pretty interesting, although I can't think of a way to safely get up there for a closer look.

  6. Re:Spirit and the Columbia Hills on Opportunity Rover Arrives at Endurance Crater · · Score: 1
    > My side was, basically: "But, Larry, the view would be so cool." :-) He readily agreed, but unfortunately, there's just nothing scientifically compelling up there. (As best we can tell from orbital imagery, that is.)

    I was always curious about the heatshield or backshell sites. I doubt the backshell would be useful (due to chemical contamination of the surroundings due to residues from the backshell's engines), but the heatshield - an object with a known mass, known altitude at time of separation, and therefore a known energy on impact with the ground - might have acted as a pretty decent shovel/chisel/hammer on impact, either digging a crater bigger than what the rover could dig by trenching, by cracking a rock open on impact, or by deforming on impact.

    I'm sure that's already been thought of and turned down, but I'm curious as to why, since it seemed like a way to get data that would be unattainable with the rovers' onboard gear.

  7. Re:Culture Bombing... on U.S. Gov Agency Blunders With Keyword Blacklist · · Score: 1
    > no pure white christian people ever rape. Its all these muslim foreigners!

    The point of citing the Muslim rapes is to point out that while Western culture has its share of animals, our animals do not typically use rape as a political statement. That phenomenon is unique to the Muslim ghettoes, and it is a direct outgrowth of Muslim attitudes towards women. Face? Hair? Fair enough, but what does it matter - this is a culture that makes the Victorians look like libertines.

    As for airdropping the pr0n - contaminating their culture is the point. If pr0n is half as big a threat to a culture as even our (Christian fundie) leaders believe it is to theirs, does it not stand to reason that pr0n would be even more of a threat to Arab culture, which places an even higher emphasis on sexual repression)?

    Finally, (for the liberals in the crowd who care about such things) wouldn't dropping b00bie magazines, CDs, DVDs, and our other assorted memetic garbage on people be a lot less likely to kill them than, say... dropping bombs?

  8. Re:Don't blame Internet Explorer this time on Sasser Worm Disruption Growing · · Score: 5, Interesting
    > This time it's a hole in the so called "Local Security Authority Subsystem Service" that's causing problems.

    One of my first questions when I laid hands on an XP box: "OK, so now that I've un-dumbed-down the thing as much as I can... WTF's this LSASS.EXE process running as SYSTEM, and WhyTF is it listening to port 445, and HowTF do I shut it down?"

    Answer: "Some sort of weird Microsoft shit, I don't know, and there's no way to kill it - in that order."

    Me: "Fuck it, then. Let's block inbound 445 at the router, and on my personal box, I'll try setting my third-party software 'Firewall' to deny all inbound and outbound traffic to it. If anything blows up, I can always permit my box to talk to whatever machines it needs to talk to".

    Nothing blows up. Yet another Microsoft unnecessary service running with SYSTEM privs is forgotten about.

    A year or two later: w00t!

    Win9x may have been an unstable piece of shit masquerading as a graphical DOS shell, but as long as you didn't use Internet Exploiter and Outbreak Excess, you couldn't get pwn3d, because desktops that don't run any listening services are pretty fucking hard to compromise remotely.

  9. Re:just plain stupid on U.S. Gov Agency Blunders With Keyword Blacklist · · Score: 1
    > um... they blocked the word 'my'.... this tells me the people running this program are stupid... nothing more.. I see no evil plot here

    Yeah. What about people who are from Malaysia, you insensitive clod? :)

  10. Culture Bombing... on U.S. Gov Agency Blunders With Keyword Blacklist · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    > Given that the mood in Washington is fairly anti-gay rights, what makes you think that one was 'accidental'

    Given that the purpose of the exercise is to undermine China and Iran, two countries whose policies on homosexuality make Ashcroft look like J. Edgar Hoover in comparison, it's still an accident.

    We're presently engaged in a global war against a culture that prohibits the viewing of women's faces... a culture that - when when its adherents come to Australia, they see our women as whores fit only to be "fucked Leb style", and when they come to France and Norway, they "take turns" on 14-year-olds, then I say desensitizing these animals to sexual stimuli through regular exposure to pr0n is a feature, not a bug.

    If we're serious about winning the war on terror, we shouldn't just be letting this stuff through the filter, we should be phoning up Larry Flynt, Bob Guccione, and Hugh Hefner and placing enough orders to load up a fleet of C-130s with copies of every wankmag that gets remaindered and bomb the fuckers into the sexual revolution. Fuck Islam. Bring on the w33ners and b00bies.

  11. Re:Rest In Peace on What Happens To Your Data When You Die? · · Score: 4, Funny
    > My advice to anyone reading this would I guess be to keep encrypted anything that you don't want anyone to see after you are gone, and for anything else, don't worry about it.

    "Dad. Mom. I'm only gonna say this once. For the sake of your children, please encrypt your pr0n. We really don't wanna know."

  12. Re:I'm sorry, but this article is absolute bullshi on Who's Behind the Shower Curtain? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    > First off I'll state that I'm a microbiologist. Saying that two bacterium come from the same "genetic family" is totally meaningless. Take E. coli K12 and E. coli 0157:H7 for example. They're the same SPECIES. K12 is harmless while 0157 will give you bloody diarrhea and could potentially kill you.

    Bravo!

    While we're at it, I've always wanted to see a field guide to identifying common household microorganisms. For instance, what (sets of) critters are responsible for the "pink ones", "yellow ones", or "white ones"?

    Granted, there's no practical health value to knowing that, I've always been curious as to who's living with me. My curiosity was piqued by moving from one apartment to another, and noticing that where my "old" dish rack and shower used to tell me I was overdue for a full-blown bleaching by accumulating visible yellow stuff in the corner, my "new" dish rack tells me by displaying colonies of whatever the pink bugs were. "Hi! We've got a thick enough protective biofilm here that rinsing with water won't work! Nyaah nyaa-OMFG, IT'S THE SODIUM HYPOCHLAAAaauggh...."

    Another bug story - the single-pane windows in my first apartment used to (probably still do) harbor colonies of some green-black mold that would slowly drop spores onto the windows' venetian blinds during winter. Ugh. I hated cleaning those blinds (bleach, paper towels, up-close-and-personal) myself, but there was no way to convince the landlord to do proper remediation of the cracks in the paint around the windowsill, because the landlord didn't want a "mold" claim on the building's record. If it'd been a house, I'd have fixed it out of my own pocket and never breathed a word to the insurance company, but the work required was too extensive for me to DIY and the landlord didn't want to hear of it. Fucker.

    Anyways, whatever that mold was, it was badass. I first discovered it because some had dropped off the blinds and set up shop on the metal windowsill behind a pile of boxes that blocked my view of the windowsill for a whole winter. When I found it a few months later, the mold had etched marks into stainless steel. Not only was it badass mold, but weird mold. It ate metal (and presumably dust/skin flakes and other spores) all winter long, but it left the huge pile of yummy cellulose cardboard (the boxes) untouched.

  13. Re:Darn MMORPGs! on India's Secret Army Of Online Ad 'Clickers' · · Score: 5, Funny
    > You think that's bad, I spent 2 months building a robot and then 2 months training it to be my Ad-Clicking replacement!

    You think that's bad? I spent $49.99 plus $15/month for a subscription to Star Wars Galaxies and Evercrack. And that's on top of the $1.00/day I pay the Indians to mindlessly click the mouse button and grind out the characters and camp the spawns for the gold I sell on eBay.

    Ah, I love the 'net and how it lets anyone out the middleman! I mean, by using banner ads, I can cut out 90% of my cost overhead by doing away with the MMORPG part of the business plan altogether. Stupid MMORPGs!

  14. Re:so... on Comcast Warns Infringing Customers Of Abuse · · Score: 1
    > I think if you take the free-speech implications of Freenet into account, and you didn't set a node up for the express purpose of allowing people to trade infringing or illegal content, you do have a situation where someone shouldn't reasonably be held liable for that infringing or illegal content.
    >
    >And yes, I know that if your property gets used in connection with drugs or drug-related crime (the "crackhouse" analogy you made), you're going to be held liable. However, the entire drug war is the case-in-point of an insane legal debacle.

    Free Clue: If you're going to go into court and testify, under oath, sentiments like "The legal system's crazy! The officers who arrested me are crazy! Your Honor, you're crazy! You're all crazy! I'm the one that's sane!", the only hope in hell you're going to have is an insanity plea.

    If Ian Clarke wants to prove that our legal system is insane, he should come the fuck over here, run a node, call the cops, show them what's going on, get himself arrested, and become the test case. But he doesn't want that -- he wants someone else (one of his users) to take the heat in order to make his political point.

    If you're an American you want to lose all of your posessions (asset forfeiture) and spend 10-20 years in the meat grinder of the courts to prove Ian Clarke's political point that the US legal system's fucked up? If you're Chinese, do you want to get shot to prove Ian Clarke's political point that the Chinese legal system is fucked up?

    You're free to do so if like. Personally, I think you'll be volunteering for an awful lot of pain and suffering to prove something that the rest of us have known all along :)

  15. Re:I'm not surprised on US Losing its Scientific Dominance · · Score: 1
    > Congress is pretty much incapable of doing anything other than sending pork back to their home districts, and the President, whoever he (or even she, Condi in '08*)
    >
    >*who wouldn't love it if the first black Presidential candidate was not only a woman, but also a Republican?

    Answer: Jesse Jackson and the rest of the Democratic "if we let them out of the ghetto, they might stop voting for us" Party establishment.

  16. Re:Blame Public Education (not funding) on US Losing its Scientific Dominance · · Score: 1
    > I can understand, it must be hard to come back after a 60 hour workweek to a screaming kid, a spouse who also had an exhausting workweek. Would you have the energy to deal with all that?

    Agree with everything in your post except for this.

    If I had a screaming kid and an exhausted spouse, I wouldn't work 60 hours. I'd work 80. Work would be a refuge.

    Heh. I started out making a quick joke, but I just realized that's the perfect description of 3/4 the people at my last job. As a bachelor (+1, Redundant, this is Slashdot) I think I know why they resented me to much. :)

  17. The world needs Deliverators too. on US Losing its Scientific Dominance · · Score: 1
    > Dominance Down!
    > Dumbinance Up!

    Quoth the Prophet:

    When it gets down to it -- talking trade balances here -- once we've brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they're making cars in Bolivia and microwave ovens in Tadzhikistan and selling them here -- once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant bi giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel -- once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani brickmaker would consider to be prosperity -- y'know what? There's only four things we do better than anyone else:

    Music, movies, microcode (software), high-speed pizza delivery.

    - Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

    The only thing he got wrong is that software was the first thing we outsourced. So that means we're down to three things. As geeks, RIAA and MPAA are off the list.

    So - if we value our integrity, we must realize there's only one long-term career option open to us - deliver pizza. For the mob.

  18. Re:If only. on China Plans Surveillance System for Internet Cafes · · Score: 1
    > I'll ask you this. What would happen to you if right now cops with DEA came looking for a drug bust in your house? Right, now the only drugs in my house are allergy related Wal-mart drugs.

    Assuming the presence of other common household chemicals beneath your sink, you, I, and approximately 3/4 of the US population would be charged and convicted of crimes dealing with the manufacturing, sale, and distribution of methamphetamines. Do not pass "Go", do not collect $200.

    The sad cases are the parents. My mother tried to get a couple of packs of [a common cold remedy] for her mother, and asked the store staff why it couldn't be found on the shelf. I had to wait until we were in the car to explain it and tell my mother never to ask that question again, because knowing why certain medications aren't on the shelf is probably an even bigger red flag than asking why.

  19. Re:I'm in 1984! on China Plans Surveillance System for Internet Cafes · · Score: 3, Funny
    > Isn't it ironic that China's Ministry of Culture has the purpose of restricting culture? Like Orwell's Ministry of Truth, which had the sole purpose of changing history.

    I don't know about you, but I'm damn grateful that I live here, and not in China.

    For the amount of tax dollars I'm paying, I want the the full working version, not the crappy beta!

  20. Re:Politicians in Videogames on The Politics of the Video Game · · Score: 1, Troll
    > > > >[slashdot article] "In it, he cites Dreamcatcher's Gore"
    > > > Is this the one where you invent your own Internet?
    > > Please stand by, someone will be posting shortly to flame you for mildly joking about Al Gore creating the Internet...
    > Too late, bro. Cue the Lieberman jokes...

    So far it's the original poster in front with (+5, Funny), guy with gore_flame comment at (+2, Funny), the next guy on the Lieberman level at (+1, Null).

    ...and Tackhead jumps into third place at (+2, Null) by using his Slashdot Karma Powerup!

    Who will win today's round of Protect My Karma?

    (Cue the flashy anime cutscene amid background music of "Let's Trolling Love!")

  21. Re:I go here on UIUC Unveils the Worlds Most Advanced Building · · Score: 1
    > How can you tell [what it looks like]?
    >
    > 80 million dollars couldn't afford a photo gallery, just an .asx link.

    The insurance policy on $80M buildings that are "single computing units" probably doesn't cover the Slashdot effect. They fear us, and with good reason.

  22. Young Bull, Old Bull. Wisdom. on ACLU Sues FBI Over ISP Records · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I like this part...

    "But the document says that [...] supervisors must exercise care in their use, particularly because that part of the Patriot Act is set to expire in 2005 unless renewed by Congress."

    Once upon a time, a young bull and an old bull were standing on a hill, overlooking a valley full of cows.

    The young bull said to the old bull, "Hey, old bull, let's run down into the valley and maybe we can fuck one of them cows!"

    The old bull turned to the young bull with a wizened eye and said "No. We walk down. We fuck 'em all."

    Upon hearing this, the young bull was enlightened.

  23. Slashdot Jeopardy! on Sam Lake on Video Game Storytelling · · Score: 5, Funny
    Geek: I'll take "Suicidal Web Administrators" for $100, CowboyAlex.

    CowboyAlex: The answer is:

    There seems to have been a slight problem with the database. Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.

    An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.

    Geek: What are the two Stupidest Possible Things a web server can be programmed to do during a Slashdotting?

    CowboyAlex: Correct for $100, go again, geek!

  24. Re:5 REM Testing.. on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 5, Funny
    > 10 PRINT "I hearby declare..."
    > 20 PRINT "that all comments in this story"
    > 30 PRINT "be typed in basic"
    > 40 END

    1 PRINT "FUCK YOU"<BR>
    2 GOTO 1<BR>
    3 REM ITS BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE I DID THAT TO A VIC-20<BR>
    4 REM AND THEY STILL DONT LET ME IN THAT MALL
  25. Re:nice sensationalism on Diamond Age Approaching? · · Score: 4, Funny
    > And at every step we've managed to kill more and more people. How many people could you kill in a day with a catapult vs a cannon vs a machine gun, etc.

    And at every step it gets a little more boring.

    Oooooh! Nanotech bio-killer grey goo replicator buuuuugs! Yeah, yeah, whatever, you just release 'em into the wild and you don't have to do anything other than sit on your fat ass and watch CNN for the rest of the day. Nukes? Sure, they look real pretty, but they don't scale well - you run out of people pretty quick, and then what do you do? A machine gun's pretty neat, but would get boring after the first couple of hours, plus it'd give your some horrible repetitive strain injuries to deal with. A cannon sounds like fun, but I'd be deaf and hating it within a week.

    But a catapult... Oh, man, have you seen those things? Flingin' a cow or a VW beetle 500 feet away? Man, I don't think I'd ever get tired of that!

    As a society, we've lost our soul. All the emphasis on shiny graphics and not enough emphasis on gameplay.