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Windows Nag Windows to Counter Piracy

Vicegrip writes "Microsoft is enhancing its Genuine Advantage program in the US, Australia, UK, Malaysia and NZ to now include persistent nag screens to remind that your version of Windows is not licensed. These nag screens will keep appearing until you license your version of Windows or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake."

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  1. Next move... by phy_si_kal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 8th edition : MS Windows Vista $hareware

    1. Re:Next move... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I know you got modded +1 Funny, but my immediate reaction to any of these nag screens is indeed to delete the software. It's not as if there normally aren't any alternatives.

    2. Re:Next move... by lostvyking · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Windows Vista is becoming more and more "Windows XP warmed over". It seems to be less and less about innovation and improvement...and more and more about re-selling Windows XP with stronger piracy protection. At this point, what is new about Vista that cannot already be achieved with third-party software and drivers? This all translates to Vista being written for their own benefit rather than for the benefit of the users. So far, like the new version of office coming out...I have yet to see anything that is new that will compel me to purchase it.

      Now, if they offered a scaled down version that contained only the most necessary of drivers and a simple user interface to access drives and programs (think 32-bit safe mode) that I could then build it up from there, I would jump on it in a heartbeat.

    3. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another immediate response to the likes of nag screen applications is to either use a crack on the application (in this case, the "genuine advantage" software -- btw, can someone tell me just what part of verifying your copy of windows is legal gives you a genuine advantage because, I haven't found it yet) or, occasionally you see the rare peice of software which automatically navigates nag screens for you (I used to use this a lot back in the 90s, back when shareware makers thought they should make the software as annoying and intrusive as is physicaly possible because that will SURELY convince you to buy their software if they tick you off enough...)

    4. Re:Next move... by IdleTime · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, all kneel down to the genious.

      Alas, the majority of PC users have no clue, can't install anything and don't care for "Lusix" or "Apple POS" I know it's not what people here on /. wants to hear and I'm sure I'll be modded as flamebait when it is really just a snapshot of how the world is.

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    5. Re:Next move... by tmasssey · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I feel exactly the same way about Windows XP: it's Windows 2000 warmed over. There are a couple of half-features that make it slightly better, but certainly not worth *paying* for. Most of my clients have standardized on Windows 2000 and will skip XP completely.

      Several years ago, I had hoped that Linux would be a possible upgrade path from 2000 by the time Longhorn (now Vista) gets here. But it won't be, and it looks like we'll end up paying for that upgrade, even if there *still* isn't a compelling reason to upgrade...

    6. Re:Next move... by baadger · · Score: 1

      Actually after watching a few videos from the MS developers on MSDN Channel 9 i'm beginning to get the feeling it's great technical and user improvements 'warmed over' with a hot turd of a default theme. Hopefully the Aero theme engine will be developer friendly and we'll see alot of really nice third party themes that we can install without patching some dll somewhere...

    7. Re:Next move... by lostvyking · · Score: 4, Informative

      What is ironic is that Win2k was actually Windows NT 5.0, and when XP came out, it was Windows NT 5.1. That was not publicized much for obvious reasons. "...and now you know".

    8. Re:Next move... by lostvyking · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I predict that the Aero theme engine, even at its best, will leave a lot to be desired. This is the Microsoft Windows track record. They announce all these new features and what they "might eventually" be able to do. Does anyone remember "push" technology? With Windows 98 it was supposed to be the next great thing. It turned out to be a joke that never went very far. I also recall hearing about XP having the ability to switch simultaniously between five different users. I am thinking "great five virtual machines with their own environments." I had high hopes for that, as it was the perfect solution for applications that did not work well together....until I changed screen resolution in one and noticed that the other four reflected this change. I was hoping for five distinct environments like I was led to believe by the Windows hype, when instead the only distictions between the users was the wallpaper, program icons in the display, and an effort to protect the "my documents" data between users. I was hoping for something robust enough that I could install one set of programs for one user, and another for another user. Not the case. SP2 is a joke that was put into place more for marketing and to dispell negative hype than for its function. As for Aero, I usually do not indulge in such things except on my laptop where I use Window Blinds 5. In order to achieve the isolation I need between "user environments" I use BootItNG boot loader/partition manager to switch between several different partitions containing Windows and different sets of applications. And these are just two cases where Windows "innovations" fall short and third party apps are needed. Again, to Microsoft I say: "just install a small kernal on my system drive, I wlll populate it with apps and functions of my own choosing."

    9. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not going to mod you down and wouldn't even if I had the modpoints :)

      Not going to disagree, you're probably spot on.

      Am going to whinge about your spelling of 'genius'. At least you spelt 'kneel' correctly.

    10. Re:Next move... by Slithe · · Score: 1

      >> also recall hearing about XP having the ability to switch simultaniously between five different users. I am thinking "great five virtual machines with their own environments." I had high hopes for that, as it was the perfect solution for applications that did not work well together....until I changed screen resolution in one and noticed that the other four reflected this change.

      The 'switch user' functionality allows one to easily switch between users. This allows one to easily switch among accounts with different privileges, which is useful if you want your default account to only have normal user privileges (a good idea from a security standpoint), but you want to easily install software without having to logout of your current session, login with Administrator privileges, navigate to your default user's home directory, install the software, logout of the Administrator account, and login to your normal account, and restart all your programs.

      You *should* be able to install software as a normal user if you install it into your home directory and the software does not touch the registry or kernel.

      >> Again, to Microsoft I say: "just install a small kernal on my system drive, I wlll populate it with apps and functions of my own choosing."

      And to you I say "Use Linux!! Gentoo would pe perfect for you!"

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    11. Re:Next move... by goarilla · · Score: 0

      well i think win 2000 pro is the only decent windows.
      Xp is way 2 bloated ... win 2000 has the old win98 like gui but it's much more stable
      And it doesn't ship with propaganda during install
      which i found very odd

      What are these half-features that make xp better?

    12. Re:Next move... by lar3ry · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, what will Vista be? NT 5.1.0.1?

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    13. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spelt: ( P ) Pronunciation Key (splt)
      n.

              A hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe.

    14. Re:Next move... by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      It's "Genuine Advantage" in that A) you can get non-critical updates from Windows Update, and B) you can get software such as Windows Defender that requires WGA. Of course, there are probably cracks for these things already, but I've not really looked into it hugely.

    15. Re:Next move... by IdleTime · · Score: 0

      "Spelled" maybe?

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    16. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like your comment on Vista becoming "XP warmed over". But there is a problem. "Vista" is non-compliant with traditional Microsoft OS names. Here are my suggested product names based on compatibility with MS standard naming convention:

      Windows 2007 Dull but it worked in 1995, 1998, 2000, and 2003
      Windows XP 2007 XP, new and improved for 2007
      Windows X[Q...Z] If XP is "extra pain", then XQ is ...
      Windows ME 2007 ME is Redmond-speak for "warmed over". Ah, the nostalgia of it all
      Windows XP Service Pack 3 Truth in advertising
      Windows H1B Even more truth in advertising; introduces third character to embrace and extend the two-character "standard" into the future
      Windows DRM Ultimate truth in advertising.

    17. Re:Next move... by doodlebumm · · Score: 1

      I always said that XP stood for "eXterminate Piracy". They came out with ME as a stopgap version that was so crappy that anyone running it would want to upgrade to XP. Then with their stronger, single-machine-per-key authentication it would help them to fight piracy. The whole idea behind ME -> XP was to stop the piracy they were seeing with 98 and 95.

    18. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no dumbass. it's spelt

    19. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's dum-ass, reetard.

    20. Re:Next move... by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      ...win 2000 has the old win98 like gui...

      Personally that's the first thing I turn off on an XP machine. I don't want my computer to look like a 5 year old with crayons has been colouring on it!

    21. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista is becoming more and more "Windows XP warmed over". It seems to be less and less about innovation and improvement...and more and more about re-selling Windows XP with stronger piracy protection. At this point, what is new about Vista that cannot already be achieved with third-party software and drivers?

      Yeah because things like a brand new audio stack, network stack, display layer, and driver model really aren't much of an improvement over XP.

    22. Re:Next move... by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      The next move will be MSFT hires my ex-girlfriend to nag people in an online chat to register.

      On second thought...not even MSFT would be that cruel.

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    23. Re:Next move... by dknj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 'switch user' functionality allows one to easily switch between users. This allows one to easily switch among accounts with different privileges, which is useful if you want your default account to only have normal user privileges (a good idea from a security standpoint), but you want to easily install software without having to logout of your current session, login with Administrator privileges, navigate to your default user's home directory, install the software, logout of the Administrator account, and login to your normal account, and restart all your programs.

      Whats wrong with runas.exe or shift->right click->run as.. on an executable in explorer?

      You *should* be able to install software as a normal user if you install it into your home directory and the software does not touch the registry or kernel.

      You *CAN*. This is not a fault of microsoft, this is a fault of app developers that chose to write to %SYSTEMROOT%, to the Local Machine registry keys, or other areas that are locked down from User write priviledges.

      And to you I say "Use Linux!! Gentoo would pe perfect for you!"

      I have yet to find a linux distribution or any alternative operating system (besides BeOS and Mac OS X) that didn't run Gnome or KDE, had a functional desktop, and could run nicely under 256mb of ram. X and Firefox alone use ~100mb of ram on my machine AND i don't get an accelerated desktop. Looks like Windows has the desktop market in the bag with Apple looking for a piece. Linux is still the red-headed stepchild that has to eat in the basement. Not bashing, just laying the facts on the table.

      Linux is okay for small-to-mid server environments and making headway into the enterprise market. Desktop, it is not.

    24. Re:Next move... by goarilla · · Score: 1

      True

      I knew somebody would say that :D but it's nice not having to disable it in the first place, no?
      I get the confusion tho i hate that default win xp theme as well ...
      it looks like it's made by toddlers for toddlers

    25. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, that's NT for Workgroups 5.11

    26. Re:Next move... by Slithe · · Score: 1
      >> Whats wrong with runas.exe or shift->right click->run as.. on an executable in explorer?

      I forgot to mention that possibility. Also, I once encountered a program that would not run with runas, so I am not sure if it works in all cases. Also, there is no pre-installed GUI for it (that I know of), and Joe-User would be turned-off if , every time he had to install a program, he had to type into a command prompt or Start->Run
      runas.exe /User:Administrator "C:\\Documents and Settings\\JoeUser\\Desktop\\setup.exe"

      >> I have yet to find a linux distribution or any alternative operating system (besides BeOS and Mac OS X) that didn't run Gnome or KDE, had a functional desktop, and could run nicely under 256mb of ram. X and Firefox alone use ~100mb of ram on my machine AND i don't get an accelerated desktop.

      You might be happy with a combination of Debian, XFCE, and Opera. A good repository of binary packages allows you to the luxury of not compiling everything. XFCE seems like a pretty good desktop environment that is not a resource hog. Opera with a statically-compiled QT library is a rather painless installation, and I have heard that it is light on resources.
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    27. Re:Next move... by norite · · Score: 1

      Agreed. In my opinion, W2k was the only decent OS that Microsoft ever put out. It all went to hell in a hand cart when Ex Pee came out. W2k is the last OS from MS that I will use at home. I have now converted two PCs at home to run Linux and another one to run W2k...they all came with Ex Pee pre-installed. They got wiped the day they arrived, and it will be the case when I get new PCs in the future that will undoubtedly have this Vista installed. I simply don't care for their products anymore.....they are....well boring, tired, and insipid. Nothing new here, except frustration. That Ex Pee crayola theme is complete rubbish! Why is it turned on by default? It's crap, so in-your-face, and it's ugly as sin....It's not what I want from a GUI. Why can't I make that blue/green crayola taskbar a different colour? Oh, I have to buy an enhancement pack to do that...But I can already do that straight out of the box with KDE.
      I suppose it's a sad day when MS think that's what they have to do to try and sell more copies of windows - mess around with the GUI and think it looks nice and pretty and people are going to rush out and get it coz it 'looks better'. And what's the deal with this new version of Office that has these 'ribbons' instead of the regular menu style?
      And now I hear there are going to be 7 different versions of Windows Vista, some with the 3D aero GUI that will eat memory and RAM like there's no tomorrow??? Christ on a bike! Have they really lost the plot or something? I think so.
      oh well, they are an irrelevance; they can carry on with their Product Activation, licence nag screens, whatever. I could care less for MS. I'm very happy with Linux on my laptop...I have all the apps I need running right here. Linux has come a long way these past few years, and I'm very impressed with it...I'm never going back to Windows now! :o)

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    28. Re:Next move... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I predict that the Aero theme engine, even at its best, will leave a lot to be desired. This is the Microsoft Windows track record. They announce all these new features and what they "might eventually" be able to do.

      Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I was using Win98SE, and getting tired of the race effect: turn on the computer and try to get whatever you're trying to do done fast before the thing crashes. Then reboot it before trying the next thing.

      So, I had to upgrade or go nuts. I had two choices: Windows XP or Red Hat Linux 9. Well, XP was nice and shiny, but I remembered how Win95 and then Win98 and then Win98SE was supposed to be stable and fast... So I decided to try RHL9 a week, to see if it was at all usable, and not boot Windows once for that time. Even if I that meant that I couldn't use the machine for a week... Well, it's not like I could do much with Win98, except trying to navigate around such crash-baiting activities as emptying a recycle bin or renaming a file in explorer.

      I'm still using that RHL9 installation. Of course I've upgraded it quite a bit since then. And I still have that Win98SE around too. As soon as Arcanum and Poser start to working in Wine, the darn thing is history >;].

      So, Microsoft: your broken promises have cost you a customer, and I'll never come back. And yes, I did buy that Win98SE; I won't be buying anything from you anymore. Sorry, but I just can't trust anything from you, and I'm not shelling out money to see if your newest Windows is any better than the previous ones, so you simply aren't even taken into consideration. I wish you learn from this the value of honesty and trustworthiness, but I doubt that, and even if you did, I sure am not trusting you again.

      Well, didn't that come out dramatic...

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    29. Re:Next move... by M0b1u5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as usability goes, there's only one reason to use XP: ClearType font smoothing.

      That's it.

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    30. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Ubuntu. I'm one of those Windows 2000 users (bought it the day it was released) that fully intended to skip XP for Longhorn. As lukewarm reviews of Vista betas came out and reports of what Vista wasn't bringing to the table, and worse, what it was (more product activation and DRM?!?!) I ran to Linux in December of last year. The wireless is still a bit of a wonky chore, and DVD copying is still best in Windows, but everything else (including Doom3 and Quake 4) has been superb in Linux.

    31. Re:Next move... by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      NT 6.0 actually, they went with a full new number for some reason.

    32. Re:Next move... by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      spell - spelled | spelt

      bell x belled, x belt

      dell x delled, x delt

      fell - felled, x felt

      hell x helled, x helt, (x held)

      pell x pelled, ~ pelt

      sell x selled, x selt, (- sold)

      tell x telled, x telt, (- told)

      vell - velled, x velt

      well - welled, x welt

      yell - yelled, x yelt

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    33. Re:Next move... by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      There was a Windows 1.4, but we never saw 2.2 or 3.2. Over on the NT side we had 3.51, 4.0, then 5.0. It appears that the development teams are willing to follow traditional numbering, but the marketing guys are not. Salespeople prefer something NEW, BIGGER, and B E T T E R T H A N E V E R. An n.2 or n.3 has no sex appeal.

      Look at this this way: n.0 = NEW, n.1 = IMPROVED, n.(>1) = OLD. Only whiskey, wine, and jade are better old.

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      Gary Dunn
      Open Slate Project

    34. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you ubuntu trolls never give up, do you? You're seriously trying to recommend gnome to a windows user? Even mac users won't be down for using gnome!

    35. Re:Next move... by dunng808 · · Score: 1
      I have yet to find a linux distribution or any alternative operating system (besides BeOS and Mac OS X) that didn't run Gnome or KDE, had a functional desktop, and could run nicely under 256mb of ram. X and Firefox alone use ~100mb of ram on my machine AND i don't get an accelerated desktop. Looks like Windows has the desktop market in the bag with Apple looking for a piece. Linux is still the red-headed stepchild that has to eat in the basement. Not bashing, just laying the facts on the table.

      Linux is okay for small-to-mid server environments and making headway into the enterprise market. Desktop, it is not.

      I am very happy with my Gnome desktop. The ONLY limitation I run into is with processes entangled with proprietary software. Other people claim to be able to play DVDs but I still have not solved the codec problem. Many web sites falter or go blank due to their reliance on IE. I can't open signed or encrypted mail from Outlook. I can read most MS Office files, but not all, and working interactively is chancy. And you are mostly correct in that hot video drivers are created by the video card makers and except for nVidia they only support Windows. In other words, my troubles stem from the locks Microsoft and a few others place on their rechnology.

      Your 256MB RAM limit is artificial. Any system expected to run XP ought to have 512MB anyway. Besides, RAM is cheap.

      BTW, my OS is FreeBSD 6.0-STABLE. You have to be willing to invest a little time, but it works great.

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    36. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not looking hard enought then!

    37. Re:Next move... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I have yet to find a linux distribution or any alternative operating system (besides BeOS and Mac OS X) that didn't run Gnome or KDE, had a functional desktop, and could run nicely under 256mb of ram.

      Try eLive.

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    38. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell? hold.
      vell? ???
      pell? ???

      just what are you trying to say?

    39. Re:Next move... by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Actually, NT6.x

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    40. Re:Next move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you wouldn't. They'd still sell it for $150 and you would complain it does less than XP and only contains small improvements to the kernel.

    41. Re:Next move... by doubledoh · · Score: 1

      You uninformed trolls never give up, do you? You're seriously trying to sound insightful when KUBUNTU exists (ie, Ubuntu with KDE)?

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    42. Re:Next move... by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find a linux distribution or any alternative operating system (besides BeOS and Mac OS X) that didn't run Gnome or KDE, had a functional desktop, and could run nicely under 256mb of ram. X and Firefox alone use ~100mb of ram on my machine AND i don't get an accelerated desktop. Looks like Windows has the desktop market in the bag with Apple looking for a piece. Linux is still the red-headed stepchild that has to eat in the basement. Not bashing, just laying the facts on the table.

      I am sorry, your "facts" are miss laid. I can run fluxbox, firefox, and a transparent (puesdo) terminal, all in ~100 megs of memory. Yet, in windows, I am up to 250 just loading the OS. No I do not have anything loading in startup, or in the systray. Just my ATI drivers (which are bloated no argue, but which also load under linux using dri and glx). So I think before you start laying down your "facts" you should do some honest research. Opinions are fine, facts are something entirely different. Come back with some actual benchmarks.

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    43. Re:Next move... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Windows Vista is becoming more and more "Windows XP warmed over".

      If you just walk past the machine and look at the screen over someone's shoulder, that's probably true.

      However, there are substantial - and much more interesting - changes in the internals than there are in the default GUI skin, if you bother to look. Memory management, scheduling, locking, driver architecture, display system, component modularity and dependencies. All these things are undergoing significant improvement, but you can't see that from a few screenshots.

      Particularly if you only read about it on Slashdot, which is only interested in reporting on things that can then be the target of rhetoric, like default firewall configurability and unofficial hardware requirements.

      Now, if they offered a scaled down version that contained only the most necessary of drivers and a simple user interface to access drives and programs (think 32-bit safe mode) that I could then build it up from there, I would jump on it in a heartbeat.

      Microsoft are not interested in the type of customer this represents. Seems that something like Debian Linux or FreeBSD would be more in line with your requirements.

    44. Re:Next move... by bhiestand · · Score: 1
      It's "Genuine Advantage" in that A) you can get non-critical updates from Windows Update, and B) you can get software such as Windows Defender that requires WGA. Of course, there are probably cracks for these things already, but I've not really looked into it hugely.

      Right. Which were all features someone purchasing Windows XP a few months ago (or whenever it was before they started WGA) would have expected and received. It's simply that now, in order to get the same services and products you have been getting, you have to take another step. So what's the advantage? Will it lower the costs of Windows XP if everyone goes out and licenses their un-genuine copy? Will it make my software work any better? Will it do anything for me other than allowing me to continue to access the same sites, services, and updates I previously had access to? If not, where's the "Genuine Advantage"?

      And yes, there was a crack/replacement .dll for WGA available almost immediately upon WGA's release. And yes, it works fine on windsowsupdate.microsft.com and it works fine on NEW versions of WGA software.
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    45. Re:Next move... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I've had DVDs play fine under FreeBSD, but you'l need to install the libs (libcss, libdvdread etc) and player programs (mplayer) yourself, they won't be included by default for legal reasons...

      As for encrypted mail from outlook, does outlook use some kind of proprietary encryption? I've never encountered such mail, most people use pgp which most certainly can be used under BSD.

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    46. Re:Next move... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Not quite...
      2000 was supposed to be the replacement for 98, but compatibility and performance with old programs was too poor, people missed pure dos mode etc...
      ME was intended to take away pure DOS mode (it was still there but actively tried to prevent you from accessing it) and was otherwise supposed to be unstable and irritating so that people were more likely to upgrade, as opposed to 98 which many people were satisfied enough with to not upgrade to 2000.

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    47. Re:Next move... by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      MS Antispyware/Windows Defender were never available pre-WGA, and - regardless of the previous status - being able to access those resources is theoretically an advantage of having a genuine copy of Windows. Note that it's the advantage of having a genuine copy of Windows, not an advantage of using WGA.

    48. Re:Next move... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Let me make sure I understand your post: Are you saying that because Kubuntu exists, there is no reason to install Windows? If I misread your post I apologize, but if you're insulting this guy because he says that Linux may not be viable, and in some cases Windows may be better, than you, sir, are the uninformed troll. That's like saying "Motorcycles exist, therefore there is no need for cars and trucks." Sure, motorcycles might be great, but they're not for everyone. They might get YOU from point A to point B, but they're not going to get my 80 year old grandfather anywhere. And without trucks, there would be no way to get the food you eat to Wal-Mart. Plus, what about in the winter, or when it's raining?

      Linux is a great way to get from point A to point B for some people, under some conditions. But there is still room in the world for more than one operating system. The car analogy works great here. Linux could be your motorcycle. Cheaper, more efficient, more technically challenging, able to zip through stopped traffic (if you live in California.) However, they are mostly for enthusiasts who are "in to motorcycles." You don't buy a motorcycle if you just want to casually go out and drive. Windows is the sedan of the OS world. Good for old people, very functional as a general purpose vehicle in nearly all weather conditions. Breaks down more often, but reasonably reliable. Comprises most of the traffic on the road. Then Unix are your semi trucks. You need a special license to operate them. Extremely powerful, but not really accessible to the general public. They are the workhorses, serving as the backbone to the transportation infrastructure. Extremely reliable with routine maintenance, and usually the people who operate them are paid to do so.

      So just because this guy thought about motorcycles for his company and decided they would not fit their needs doesn't make him uninformed, nor a troll. I am a competant sysadmin, and while I like Linux, I would not want to deploy it to most of my users. Just wouldn't fit for my company. That's not saying in any way that it's bad. On the contrary, I use it often, but I am an enthusiast. Maybe someday, it will develop to the point where it's more universally applicable. Sort of like how cars are getting smaller and motorcycles are getting bigger. Some day there might be a crossover, but we are a ways from that point.

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    49. Re:Next move... by doubledoh · · Score: 1

      No, I take all your valid points. I wasn't referring to the guy's intolerance of Linux, but his apparent intolerance of the Gnome GUI. He was insinuating that Gnome was an inferior solution (as some KDE proponents do). Trust me, I use windows all the time (out of necessity), so I definatelty understand its superior attributes. But most of Window's "superiority" is merely a function of its widespread support by hardware manufacterers and major software developers (like Adobe/Macromedia and Intuit). I would be using Ubuntu exclusively if I could get Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Illustrator, Premiere, Soundforge, etc on it. I also want better sound card and video card support. I don't really give a shit about gnome vs kde. I just want the software that I use on a daily basis to work. It would be nice if the entire Linux community could get together and provide incentives for the major software developers and hardware manufacturers to devote some of their resources into quality ports of their products. I guess it's really a case of which comes first...the chicken or the egg. If only google came out with their own linux distro...I think might have a good chance at grabbing 10% of the market...a percentage significant enough to justify wider support from 3rd party developers.

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    50. Re:Next move... by justthinkit · · Score: 1
      These memory usage comparisons are rarely meaningful. XP can run on as little as a 64MB RAM machine (my mother-in-laws upgraded ME machine) -- it just swaps accordingly. Your "250MB of RAM used to start XP" is almost certainly on a 1GB machine, like mine.

      Now if you want to trash XP, trash the swap algorithm -- useful only when turned off.

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    51. Re:Next move... by justthinkit · · Score: 1
      I was using Win98SE, and getting tired of the race effect: turn on the computer and try to get whatever you're trying to do done fast before the thing crashes. Then reboot it before trying the next thing.

      I thoroughly enjoyed this way of describing Windows 9x's stability. Thanks for setting up my day!

      Well, it's not like I could do much with Win98, except trying to navigate around such crash-baiting activities as emptying a recycle bin or renaming a file in explorer.

      I never bothered using Explorer (and still hardly ever do, I prefer the DOS prompt) but I did find that renaming a START Menu item and pressing enter caused a crash, whereas clicking OK did not. Love that QA.

      For me and those I work with XP has been the way to go. One guy pushes Linux a fair bit but other than that XP, warts and all, has worked best. I think most people prefer a system that works out of the box, with occasional hassle VS a machine that takes tremendous tweaking to work with everything connected to it yet is stable afterward.

      After all, consider a car analogy (with apologies to BadAnalogyGuy once again). One of the metrics of car quality is the number of defects the new car ships with. It is a metric because consumers get turned off when things don't fit right, aren't working, or are scratched, etc. Never mind that a trip to the shop for free repairs puts it all right as rain -- the damage is done.

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    52. Re:Next move... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you and agree, then. I suspected I might have misinterpreted your initial post, which is why I threw out a warning before resorting to namecalling. :)

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    53. Re:Next move... by rikkards · · Score: 1

      As for encrypted mail from outlook, does outlook use some kind of proprietary encryption? I've never encountered such mail, most people use pgp which most certainly can be used under BSD.

      By default Outlook doesn't encrypt. However it does leverage Microsoft's Crypto API which will use PKCS#7 compatible certificates if they have been imported into the CAPI store.

    54. Re:Next move... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The point your making is the point they are making, microsoft never have really been interested in the customer, just the customer's money.

      What the customers wants or needs, ceased to be a microsoft priority since IBM and Intel provided them with the OS monopoly, their only goal has been the maintaining of and the exploitation of that monopoly for the maximum possible return.

      The costs and damages suffered by the customer in achieveing that are only now just starting to be addressed EU court cases, which is long over due, what will be interesting to see is whether the EU can create an effective resolution for europeon customers or whether they will buckle under the pressure (massive fines, enforced restrictions on future behaviour and ample oppurtunity for civil redress and class action law suits).

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    55. Re:Next move... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      The point your making is the point they are making, microsoft never have really been interested in the customer, just the customer's money.

      To get the customer's money, they must give him a product he is prepared to pay for.

      What the customers wants or needs, ceased to be a microsoft priority since IBM and Intel provided them with the OS monopoly, their only goal has been the maintaining of and the exploitation of that monopoly for the maximum possible return.

      If that is true then why has Microsoft released anything since DOS 3.3 and Windows 1.0 ? Why would Microsoft bother improving their products if they didn't care about their customers "wants or needs" ?

      Your claim doesn't even pass the laugh test.

      The costs and damages suffered by the customer in achieveing that are only now just starting to be addressed EU court cases, which is long over due, what will be interesting to see is whether the EU can create an effective resolution for europeon customers or whether they will buckle under the pressure (massive fines, enforced restrictions on future behaviour and ample oppurtunity for civil redress and class action law suits).

      The EU case is cynical political maneuvering against one of the poster-children for "evil American capitalism". It's a fundraiser, nothing more.

      To extrapolate from "Microsoft won't release a product pandering to the requirements of 0.0001% of their potential customers" to "Microsoft are not interested in their customers", is ludicrous. Microsoft are as interested in their customers as any corporation - that is, to the point of providing them with a product they'll pay for.

      No matter how much a bunch of wannabe uber-geeks on Slashdot like to argue otherwise, very, very few people - even amongst the technically capable - have any desire to be piecing together their own OS like a patchwork quilt. Of those, the ones who want to do it with Windows are ever fewer. Microsoft aren't "ignoring their customers" by not having a version of Windows that's just a kernel and win32, they're choosing not to market their product towards a tiny proportion of a tiny proportion of the market.

      It's really quite simple. If you want a platform that is infinitely customisable by the end user, that you have to put together yourself, that lets you chop and change even the finest detail, then Windows is not a product being marketed at you. Go and install Linux, FreeBSD, or something else that better suits your needs (or wants, as the case may be).

  2. obligatory by phase_9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    cracks in 3...2...

    1. Re:obligatory by Daoenti · · Score: 1

      Heck, why crack it, just uninstall it (if it's really as easy as that KB article makes it sound).

    2. Re:obligatory by idontgno · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why?

      Quote

      How to uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications
      You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.

      Now the obvious followup question is: What happens if I do uninstall this nagware? Am I crippling Windows? Will the Windows Genuine Disadvantage (tm) be reinstalled behind my back at the next automatic update? Will my name, address, phone number, IP address, and credit card information be phoned home to the Microsoft Secret Police?

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    3. Re:obligatory by tehcyder · · Score: 0
      my beautiful opera-singing girlfriend
      I never thought I'd see that as a sig on /.
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    4. Re:obligatory by phase_9 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's just funny to watch her hit counter go mad whenever I post here ;)

    5. Re:obligatory by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is very little in the userland side of an operating system that cannot be easily removed... likely this will be the same, they just won't provide a mechanism or instructions on how to remove it.

      With some time and testing it would be possible to come up with a diff of both before and after its installation and come up with manual removal process... Sure it can be beaten, but I doubt this method is meant to be impenetrable from the l33t hax0rs of the world, instead they are trying to stop casual piracy and those who unknowingly purchases illegal copies of Windows.

    6. Re:obligatory by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's cracked already.

      There's a LegitCheckControl.dll floating around that you dump into c:\windows\system32 whilst in safe mode, give the PC a reboot and all is well. Windowsupdate etc work fine.

      Not that I've tried it or anything... ;)

    7. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's hot. Just FYI.

    8. Re:obligatory by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      Programs that require you to be genuine authed will not install/run (IE7, Windows Defender, etc).

    9. Re:obligatory by dc29A · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's cracked already.

      There's a LegitCheckControl.dll floating around that you dump into c:\windows\system32 whilst in safe mode, give the PC a reboot and all is well. Windowsupdate etc work fine.

      Not that I've tried it or anything... ;)


      Or simply flag the ActiveX as disabled. No need to download 3d party (unsafe) hacks.

    10. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      She looks like you could pull her nose and it would snap back and make her face go buddurrdurrduurbbudurrbudurr....

    11. Re:obligatory by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      They never cracked activation. They circumvented it. Basically, those hacks out there simply make Windows stop checking to see if it is activated. This new program isn't fooled by the hacks, and actually checks the activation status. You h4x0rs are going to actually come up with a way to fool the activation part of windows to pirate vista.

    12. Re:obligatory by NullProg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      instead they are trying to stop casual piracy and those who unknowingly purchases illegal copies of Windows.

      I disagree. They see the sales of white box computers not matching the Windows Boxes sold and assume everyone is stealing from them. Never mind that people might be installing Linux/Win98/2000/BSD or whatever onto these computers. Look for them to lobby Congress about outlawing unlicensed computers next.

      Enjoy,

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    13. Re:obligatory by Asphalt · · Score: 4, Funny
      Am I crippling Windows?

      No, it comes that way out of the box.

    14. Re:obligatory by DaHat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sorry... but you are quite wrong.

      Your theory might hold some weight if there wasn't a huge market for counterfeit hardware, and other consumer goods. In such a case both the customer and the actual product maker end up losing because the customer doesn't have the product they thought they were buying and the actual producer's name gets tarnished if there are problems.

      Microsoft like many has a major interest in eliminating this counterfeiting, not just so that they can make what they think they should but also enable customers not to get ripped off by unscrupulous system makers.

    15. Re:obligatory by Jarnis · · Score: 4, Informative

      They already fixed that ActiveX control disable.

      Now it tells you that "This add-on is managed by your Administrator", and the button is grayed out. I guess BillG and/or Microsoft is my 'Administrator' now, as I can't change it while being logged in as LocalAdmin.

      MS is slowly but surely pissing off the clueful audience by taking away control. Just wait for the boos with Vista when you can't install unsigned kernel drivers, plus other 'security features' that ensure you can't just crack the thing in 2 seconds by replacing a key DLL with a modified one. ... and here I thought being root/admin meant that you could modify and generally fuck up everything if you so chose. Now MS is telling you 'I'm sorry, we say you can't do that...'

    16. Re:obligatory by Chr0nik · · Score: 1

      Yes, anyone technically savvy can probably crack this. However, the tons of people running pirated windows, that got installed by their friend, or son, or *gasp* local fly-by-night computer shop, will not be able to. Those are the people Microsoft is going after, the unwashed masses. The victims.

      Although it's crappy, I see nothing wrong with a company refusing to provide the same benefits to people running pirated versions of their software, as they do to people running legitimate versions.

      Hopefully some of those victims will know where the blame really lies.... On the Jerks who installed it for them in the first place.

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    17. Re:obligatory by operagost · · Score: 4, Informative
      That's totally a misquote.

      How to uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications
      You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.

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    18. Re:obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can still do it (if you are admin) through gpedit.msc.

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    19. Re:obligatory by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid you can't do that ...

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    20. Re:obligatory by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Why crack it when you can run Linux or BSD instead?

      Gaming, you say? Buy an NVidia video card and check out Cedega.

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    21. Re:obligatory by pinkocommie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gives a whole new meaning to 'rooted' :)

    22. Re:obligatory by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Yes, anyone technically savvy can probably crack this. However, the tons of people running pirated windows, that got installed by their friend, or son, or *gasp* local fly-by-night computer shop, will not be able to. Those are the people Microsoft is going after, the unwashed masses. The victims.

      The "victims" won't have to crack it. The pirated version will come pre-cracked. And people are in most cases well aware that they're not buying a legit install, they're not "victims".

    23. Re:obligatory by baadger · · Score: 4, Informative

      The IE7 installer has already been already cracked and genuine advantage bypassed when a XP build of IE7 was 'leaked'. Essentially the method was to decompress the installer with something like WinRAR, replace a dll and away you went.

    24. Re:obligatory by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1

      Programs that require you to be genuine authed will not install/run (IE7, Windows Defender, etc). That is a good thing isn't it?

    25. Re:obligatory by LordOfTheNoobs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Meaning they just need to alter this new notifier program to not actually do the check on the other part where it would see the other part isn't checking. I doubt this will stop any of the software pirates out there. But it's not really for them, it's targetted at the casual non-hex reading crowds.

      BTW, circumvention of security is cracking it. All cracking is the circumvention of security, be it through offline modification, as in replaced DLLs, or in utilizing programming errors to bypass regular access.

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    26. Re:obligatory by NullProg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry... but you are quite wrong.

      Your theory might hold some weight if there wasn't a huge market for counterfeit hardware, and other consumer goods. In such a case both the customer and the actual product maker end up losing because the customer doesn't have the product they thought they were buying and the actual producer's name gets tarnished if there are problems.


      No, your mistaken. You would be right if we were talking about Asia. But this genuine check is targeted at the US, EU, UK, and AU were it is much harder to sell conterfeit goods (Yes I know it happens, but not on a broad scale).

      This program is for the 60% of shipments White box PCs accounted for last year (See IDG/Gartner reports). Five of which I bought and installed Windows on none. See this article for more information http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/05/142521 6

      Your talking points read like a Microsoft Marketing campaign.

      Enjoy,

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    27. Re:obligatory by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Who modded this crap insightful?

      Customers getting ripped off by system makers with counterfeit hardware is completely unrelated to windows xp piracy. And there is no such thing as "counterfeit" software, unless you decided it was less work to rewrite a lookalike than to just copy the damn thing exactly. Counterfeit goods are a matter of selling you substandard manufacturing and materials as though they were of a higher quality. When you make a bit-for-bit copy of software, this issue doesn't exist.

      DRM-enabled-crippleware aside, there isn't any disadvantage to the user if Microsoft didn't get paid.

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    28. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows.Genuine.Advantage.Validation.v1.5.526.0.CR ACKED-ETH0 torrent FTW!

    29. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Probably not for long, thanks to you.

      I at least hope you're a proponent of full disclosure, because your behaviour seems to indicate so.

    30. Re:obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Probably not for long, thanks to you. I at least hope you're a proponent of full disclosure, because your behaviour seems to indicate so.

      1. I am indeed a proponent of full disclosure.
      2. This information has been on the web for days already.
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    31. Re:obligatory by Sarisar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Haven't you heard? You buy a computer with Windows XP. The computer dies so you buy a new box, and get the same copy of XP installed on it. You're a pirate!

      And no I'm not (unfortunately) joking. A mate sells computers and got hassled by MS because if it is an OEM license that stays on the MACHINE and not the USER and when you buy a new PC you need a new license to run windows!

      If you really want I can grab some of the literature for a laugh!

    32. Re:obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      JIC anyone is wondering, this won't help you install IE7 beta, or Windows Defender (formerly Microsoft Antispyware, formerly GIANT Antispyware.) It only applies to the WGA tray icon and to windows update. You can actually get into windows update just by running a javascript command from the address bar after loading windows update and before clicking on "Express" or "Custom" but I'm not going to provide it here, google for it.

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    33. Re:obligatory by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Well, it isn't that simple. Windows Activation uses all sorts of encryption that is too tough to practically crack. Luckily, the way Windows checked to see if it was activated was not at all secure, and by modifying some registry settings you could fool it. This new program checks it directly, without registrty stuff.

    34. Re:obligatory by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is very little in the userland side of an operating system that cannot be easily removed... likely this will be the same, they just won't provide a mechanism or instructions on how to remove it.

      There is already a way to modify the registry to remove the system tray warning balloons.

      Tips & Tricks: Kill the System Tray Balloons

      (I am not sure why there is no UI for this. You'd think it'd be a common request).

    35. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And windows power users complain about arcane prorgams in Linux for admin work!

    36. Re:obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And windows power users complain about arcane prorgams in Linux for admin work!

      gpedit.msc is simply a mmc (microsoft management console) file that has the "group policy editor" plug-in added. mmc is not arcane or obscure; in fact, a beta of it was available back in the days of Windows 95. Today it is the engine behind basically all of the non-control-panel (.cpl) configuration tools in windows, save for the couple of crap exceptions like the windows security center.

      You can also run mmc and add the appropriate plug-in as per usual, but doing start->run->"gpedit.msc" is easier.

      If Linux even had something like mmc, I guarantee you there would be a lot less complaints about trying to configure linux. Unfortunately the closest thing we have is crap webmin.

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    37. Re:obligatory by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Actually, since there's two public keys in Windows (see NSAKEY), you could replace one with your own and then "sign" your own .dlls.

      Cheers,
      Dave

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    38. Re:obligatory by wed128 · · Score: 1

      While i do agree that webmin is mostly crap, i do most of my admistering of my two linux systems over here in text. Plaintext configuration is wonderful, it allows for real easy perl automation, just takes a little getting used to. my 2 cents.

    39. Re:obligatory by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you really want I can grab some of the literature for a laugh!

      At a time when Microsoft is actually facing serious competition (Linux on the Desktop may or may not be "there yet" but it's frighteningly close, and a lot of companies want a piece of Microsoft's pie) it is doing things that, in a non-monopolistic environment, would simply drive users to more co-operative competitors. Granted, Windows users have always put up with orders of magnitude more irritation, frustration and general disgust than users of most other operating systems (exhibiting a degree of stoicism that, frankly, I don't have anymore) but there has to be a limit. What does it take to make a long-time Windows user give up and try something else?

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    40. Re:obligatory by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Plaintext is crap, it only makes things easier in perl. People could at the least use XML which would make it easier for everyone else to write configuration utilities. But, that's really secondary, I don't give a shit what format the config file is in if there's a GUI to do configuration, and if there were a decent configurator tool out there (because as we covered, webmin is crap) then you could do the configuration with a tool on the console, in X, or whatever (much like menuconfig/xconfig.)

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    41. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    42. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    43. Re:obligatory by NullProg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What does it take to make a long-time Windows user give up and try something else?

      Excellent question. I offer a counter question.

      What did it take for IBM to loose 75% of market (mind) share between 1988 and 1993? Possibly it could be because they were more expensive (IBM DOS/OS2), proprietary (PS/2,MCA), and had bad PR at the time (monopoly etc).

      What did it take for Apple ][ users to switch over to Macs? Scratch that comment, I'm still an Apple ][ owner forever (Even though I own three Macs :) ).

      What did it take for Lotus and Word Perfect to loose market/mindshare? Possibly cheap integrated Excel/Word versions? (We won't discuss the Windows API changes Microsoft made to gain advantage over Lotus/Word Perfect in this thread).

      Enjoy,

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    44. Re:obligatory by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      More good questions. Ditto on the Apple ][ Standard. Still have it, with the original Integer BASIC ROMs. At some point, I want to put it on a rotating pedestal in a helium-filled, climate-controlled case.

      In a lot of ways, computers were more fun then.

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    45. Re:obligatory by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      That doesnt change the fact that, WITHOUT A CRACK, genuine auth can keep those programs from running.

    46. Re:obligatory by NullProg · · Score: 1

      At some point, I want to put it on a rotating pedestal in a helium-filled, climate-controlled case.

      I have one of mine (the original ][+ ) encased in plexi-glass. Rotating? I'm just tickled pink that they last for six hours (All three) on the new APC I just installed.

      In a lot of ways, computers were more fun then. They still are. My original Frogger boots up faster than Linux or Windows :) My kids love it.

      Put some modern kids in front of an Apple ][ and show them HGR, PEEK, POKE, and PLOT. You can't do that under Windows (I guess thats why our IT skillz are fading). Anyway, just watching the kids interest in manipulating vector plots on a old Apple is very rewarding.

      Enjoy,

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    47. Re:obligatory by Omega+Blue · · Score: 1

      Your theory might hold some weight if there wasn't a huge market for counterfeit hardware, and other consumer goods.

      It appears you don't have an idea of what you are talking about. There may be a market for counterfeit goods, but it exists only for expensive brands of consumer goods, such as Louis Vuitton, something that's low tech but expensive. High tech items are extremely hard to counterfeit. Face it, local gangs just don't have the production capability and technical know-how to make AMD Opteron or nVidia 7800. The worst thing that could happen there is probably remarked CPUs (CPUs of lower speeds with modified markings to look like CPUs of higher speeds).

    48. Re:obligatory by BFlatSeven · · Score: 1

      NO, you can't. From Microsoft's own KB article KB905474: "You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications."

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    49. Re:obligatory by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Of course if you have automatic update configured to "inform me when there are updates" instead of "automatically download & install updates", you can simply uncheck this PoS from the download list, when it will prompt you to request it not remind you about this later. The description of it in the list even honest enough to tell you what a PoS it is! Even though I am running a legit version, I see no reason to permit Microsoft to waste even more processing cycles on my box than they already are.

    50. Re:obligatory by archcommus · · Score: 1

      Actually you don't even need to do it in safe mode, nor do you need to reboot. Heh.

  3. My Mother by cheese-cube · · Score: 5, Funny

    So can I presume that it will then start telling me to clean my room, do the dishes and take out the bins?

    1. Re:My Mother by EntropyXP · · Score: 0
      *pop* "Windows has detected that your room needs to be cleaned, your dishes need to be washed, and the Recycle Bin needs to be emptied. Click here to start the Household Chores Wizard."
      I just hope that utility doesn't crash and hang for hours.... then you'd have to get it stoned.
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    2. Re:My Mother by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Clippy*

      It looks like you're trying to play a game!
      However, your room needs cleaning and your dishes need washing first.
      And why don't you go out and play with other kids instead of being closed in your room with nothing but a computer?
      Off you go now!

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    3. Re:My Mother by Bellhead · · Score: 1

      Don't talk with your mouth full!

    4. Re:My Mother by Disavian · · Score: 1

      I also hope that it's not as %)(&@&ing aggrivating as the "You have installed updates and need to reboot" dialog. Anyone have a crack for that particular POS?

    5. Re:My Mother by bubblesonx · · Score: 1

      I don't have a crack for it, but I know how annoying it is. A couple weeks ago I got that message, and I selected that I'd reboot later, because I was in the middle of downloading some stuff. I came back later that night, only to find out that it had gone ahead and rebooted without my permission. Grr!

    6. Re:My Mother by linvir · · Score: 1

      That reboot dialog comes back again and again until you reboot. Since it automatically reboots unless you click cancel, one of the later dialogs will have rebooted your computer. The best bet is to make it prompt you before installing updates.

    7. Re:My Mother by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I was in the middle of a Counter Strike:Source session where I was about to get a wicked knife kill... next thing.. pop "do you want to restart now or later" infront of the CS window... T-Dude turns around and pwnes me in the head with dualies..

    8. Re:My Mother by caluml · · Score: 1
      And why don't you go out and play with other kids instead of being closed in your room with nothing but a computer?

      Because they don't like it when they see me wanking...

  4. Why not? by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, why not? After all, I'm sure you're like me and you've registered every bit of shareware that had nag screens, right?

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    1. Re:Why not? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have one handy old app (which shall remain nameless) that recently informed me that I'm on day 1,200 of my 30 day trial period. It's just a battle of wills at this point.

    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have that with an old version of Winzip. If they hadn't screwed up the new versions, I would register.

    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it EditPlus? I'm on 1318 of 30. We bought a dozen licenses a few years ago but in a series of moves they got lost. Feh.

    4. Re:Why not? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If by 'registered,' you mean 'uninstalled and replaced with Free Software equivalents,' then yes, I have 'registered' every piece of shareware on my machine.

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    5. Re:Why not? by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Ahh... mIRC. It's a shame the XiRCON is no longer being scripted for, as mIRC is essentially a clone with a few features added.

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    6. Re:Why not? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it was winace. It's great software that I never get around to paying for. Mirc can be the same way.

    7. Re:Why not? by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      I'm putting my money on WinZip. I'm currently running close to even with a couple hundred per with days unregistered and archives opened.

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    8. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing EditPlus. Great program, but who wants to pay for a text editor?!

    9. Re:Why not? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Edit Plus 2?

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    10. Re:Why not? by elcanon · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real headline here is that you've presumably managed to keep a Windows installation intact for 1,200 days for this to happen.

    11. Re:Why not? by milimetric · · Score: 1

      that's really funny, like most of your comments. I don't know if you're serious, but if you are, try http://7-zip.org/
      I only need winrar once in a blue moon, but winzip has not been on my mind since about a year ago when I installed 7z. The ultra mode rules for compressing lots of source code files.

    12. Re:Why not? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Hah! I will say that it's on an old, unnetworked Windows 98 lappy I shake the dust off of every so often.

    13. Re:Why not? by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you're like me and you've registered every bit of shareware that had nag screens, right?

      Technically, I can answer yes to that question, but Ubuntu doesn't have any nag screens to worry about.

    14. Re:Why not? by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

      10$ on winzip from here too

    15. Re:Why not? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      7-Zip works well (I use it), but I'll admit that the program doesn't feel as "slick"/"polished" as something like Winzip or PowerArchiver. I just personally don't feel it worth the cash to actually pay for one of those versus 7-Zip. Still, some people would rather pirate a purtier program than to use a legit free one that works fine, but with a slightly less polished GUI.

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    16. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I swear to God, someday I'm gonna pay for that copy of PkZip!

    17. Re:Why not? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 2, Informative

      You win. And yes, it's 4.12.

    18. Re:Why not? by cazbar · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've seen this happen on an older version (think Windows 3.1) of Paint Shop Pro. Except I had a much higher number than 1200 come up.

    19. Re:Why not? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have to wonder about the users on Slashdot sometimes. In my years here I've seen all kinds of people complain that they have to re-install ever six to twelve months.

      Why?

      Maybe the PEBKAC? I've got an Emachines I use daily (right now!) that has had Windows installed, since it left the factory, with no re-installs (or even repair installs). That has been almost three years ago. (Model T3025)

    20. Re:Why not? by caluml · · Score: 1

      You know what I'd be interested in someone writing? (Not interested enough to pay for though.)
      An app (Linux, Windows, whateverOS) that records what the window is that is currently being used. Then at the end of the day you can see:
      98.2%: Firefox
      1.6%: PSI
      0.2%: Xterm

      I suspect that people don't switch to Linux because they think they use apps that don't exist on Linux more frequently than they do.

      If anyone does it, let me know. Contact via my website.

    21. Re:Why not? by agent_no.82 · · Score: 1

      With a sane and informed user, it's certainly possible. (Win2000/XP, of course.)

    22. Re:Why not? by mibus · · Score: 1

      I have a '98 install from not long after it was released. Still used moderately regularly, though there are a few things broken. eg, installing ACPI drivers just resets the machine (during the install!), but the motherboard was upgraded and doesn't seem to support APM, just ACPI. So, no suspend or auto-shutdown or anything.

      Still works, though.

    23. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm seconding that... I still use that old 16 bit app for screen captures. I'm on day 323

    24. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Paint Shop Pro ver. 3, which is on a buddies "way old" PC. The last time I saw the nag screen, he was about 2500 days into his 30-day trial. Now that's good shareware!!!!

    25. Re:Why not? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yeah I agree. You just need to do a few simple things to ensure that you have the same experience as we have.

      1) Don't install any programs.
      2) Don't connect it to the internet.

      See, it is not that hard.

      Seriously though, I have had to reinstall before. Maybe it is because I am always trying new software, and leaving on ones that I don't need. And I now sometimes that the uninstall isn't complete. After a while I end up with heaps of stuff loading on startup that I can't seem to get rid off, even with startup managers. And loads of dlls taking up space. Haven't had a problem with the registry with 2000 or xp.

    26. Re:Why not? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I knew it, I think I hit day 900 at one point.

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  5. Will I notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I won't even notice that message with all the other Window's errors I get on the screen and all the reminders from every program that needs to update.

  6. Easy to circumvent... by AnonymousComrade · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Install a virtual desktop manager. Move nag screen to an unused desktop. Voila, problem gone (or at least out of sight).

    1. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Install a virtual desktop manager. Move nag screen to an unused desktop. Voila, problem gone (or at least out of sight).

      You, sir, are brilliant.

      Of course, that's assuming that the dialog isn't modal and that it obeys whatever scheme you're using to hide the other Windows and never deliberately pops to the front of all desktops.... But Microsoft would never break functionality to wring more revenue out of....

      Eh, never mind. Maybe not.

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    2. Re:Easy to circumvent... by cc-rider-Texas · · Score: 1

      According to the article:
      How to uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel. For more information about Windows Genuine Advantage, visit the following Microsoft Web site: http://www.microsoft.com/genuine
      Whether or not they'll leave the ability to remove it in the software is debatable though.

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    3. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      to everyone who didn't actually follow the link to the MS page here is the REAL un FUDed info -

      "You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.

      You can temporarily disable Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications. To do this, right-click the Notifier icon in the notification area and select Change Notifications Settings. Then, follow the prompts. This will disable the Notification Prompts until a new release of the Notification Update is released."

      Notice the first sentence where it cleary states you cannot use Add/Remove to get rid of notifications....

      RTFA!!!! before you post.. Oh wait, you are a Repugnican, well read this REAL SLOW then...

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    5. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I don't use MS, and I don't care about following any links to MS"

      I'm so happy you are proud of your ignorance..

      "so fuck off"

      Ooooh, sounds like somebody needs a nap...

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    6. Re:Easy to circumvent... by cc-rider-Texas · · Score: 0, Troll

      Look stupid, if you'll notice the timestamp of my original post, you'll notice I posted shortly after the story was posted, and if you'll read all the threads, you'll notice a lot of people posted exactly the same thing. If you had bothered to RTFA, you have seen that I copied and pasted what was in the article. The point I am trying to make is that you flamed me for no other reason than my sig, so again, fuck off.

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    7. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "I don't use timestamps, and I don't care about following any links to timestamps"

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    8. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      Oh you mean make it behave like Microsoft Anti-Spyware? Cause that's how it masks it's processes.

    9. Re:Easy to circumvent... by Buran · · Score: 1

      ... so fuck off. ;)

  7. It should say by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Even though you are using an unlicensed copy, you're still helping up maintain marketshare. Thank you."

    1. Re:It should say by Knight+Thrasher · · Score: 1

      And here I am without mod points. Thanks for the laugh. ^_^

  8. Best thing ever... by rsborg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    to happen to Linux and, to a smaller degree, Mac OSX.

    And not at the expense of existing paying Windows customers.

    I don't think Microsoft is going to be convinced otherwise, and if people are pirating when they would really not use anything else, then hell, they should pay for their Windows license.

    It might move those who pirate just for fun into other OS's :-)

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    1. Re:Best thing ever... by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I honestly can't wait until the inevitable SP or critical update that accidentally hoses everyone's machine into thinking it's pirated.

      Meanwhile, over here in OSX/Linux/FreeBSD-land, I'll happily tut-tut my relatives and friends who still use Windows and show them a better way to go about the whole computer thing.

      time to burn a few extra Ubuntu install disks, folks :)

      /P

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    2. Re:Best thing ever... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Best thing ever...to happen to Linux and, to a smaller degree, Mac OSX.

      How nuch smaller? My household fairly recently became a Linux/OS X environment when my wife, who is doing a PhD in history decided that she needed to be able to use EndNote, and thus OpenOffice.org was no longer sufficient for her needs.

      I, with comparatively little exposure to Macs, had been sort of impressed with Apple's "embrace & (maybe sort of) extend" philosophy of interaction with the OSS world until I had to actually deal with it, and definitely impressed by the fact that OS X has the BSD tools under the bonnet to get her set up or out of trouble (since I'm the IT head around here).

      However, I was a bit disappointed to discover how many different applications demanded payment, again and again, and quickly found that Apple and all its hangers-on are every bit as rapacious as Microsoft.

    3. Re:Best thing ever... by drdewm · · Score: 1

      When it's impossible to run free Windows I'll just switch full time to Linux. No stress, keep fighting the good fight Microsoft.

    4. Re:Best thing ever... by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1
      I honestly can't wait until the inevitable SP or critical update that accidentally hoses everyone's machine into thinking it's pirated.

      ...Or the next worm...

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    5. Re:Best thing ever... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Wicked!

      It should carry all the license keys its discovered along the way and randomly swap them about.

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    6. Re:Best thing ever... by linhux · · Score: 1

      The best advocacy results I've ever seen was this week, when we at the office demoed the Kororaa Xgl Live CD to the Windows people. I have never seen so many people so impressed in such a short time. And by such seemingly useless (but just plain cool) features as wobbling windows, 3D virtual desktops, and what not. The word spread quite quickly and people from all over the office came in to see the magic and get copies of the CD. :-)

    7. Re:Best thing ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm let me see, a geek can use linux, and thinks he's superior to others who use windows. Isn't this the cancer in the GNU/Linux community?

      I've used debian for almost 5 years now. Wanna know why I still use windows on my main system and my laptop?

      1) Laptop CPU power scaling/kernal compiling is a step too far for me

      2) My main system with a Gigabyte Mobo, sometimes fails to halt from a linux shutdown, and will hang.

      3) Drivers for my hardware are current and from the vendor, they also work pretty well with windows

      I code and generally learn on a spare system I build specially for Debian. If it fails to halt or CD burning is not on par with windows, I dont really care. I have Windows machines that will do all the non programming things like watching a dvd legally.

    8. Re:Best thing ever... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      "Hmm let me see, a geek can use linux, and thinks he's superior to others who use windows."

      Not at all.
      OTOH, I do find that my experiences in doing what the rest of the world does with a computer (surf, play games, etc) are far superior to the all-too-common "Why is my computer all bogged down?" and "Why is my (insert vital part here due to driver failure) not working anymore?" experiences that my Windows-using brethren get. This nagware thingy is just icing on the cake.

      "Wanna know why I still use windows on my main system and my laptop?"

      ...because you feel more comfortable using it, since you're used to it? Because out of your reasons:

      #1 simply isn't required nowadays in user-friendly distros on the vast majority of machines (unless you have some really oddball 3rd-party device that requires it). System Update on OSX does it all for me automagically on the Mac.
      #2 seems rather too minor to contemplate (is it that hard to hit a power button?), and wouldn't even be an issue with the common Gateways, Dells, HP's, etc. that most people use. Mac hardware simply works (of course, the OS and hdwe were made for each other, so...)
      #3 is the case with the vast majority of hardware no matter what OS; In fact I've found it easier to install Linux on many systems than Windows specifically because of drivers (and having to locate them, get the right version, etc etc). Once again, none of those probs on my Mac, either.

      "I have Windows machines that will do all the non programming things like watching a dvd legally."
      That's funny - I can do that right now on my OSX 10.3 box. ;)

      /P

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    9. Re:Best thing ever... by Buran · · Score: 1

      However, I was a bit disappointed to discover how many different applications demanded payment, again and again, and quickly found that Apple and all its hangers-on are every bit as rapacious as Microsoft.

      Then why did you choose to use shareware, which is known for this no matter what the platform? This is an honest question: what apps or what purposes? I haven't had an excessive problem with this and there is a lot of freeware (as in speech AND beer) for Macs just like there is for Windows and there is for Linux.

    10. Re:Best thing ever... by evil_tandem · · Score: 1
      best...virus...ever...

      now that would be funny. need to write a virus who's sole purpose is to propogate and change the windows key. pure genius.

  9. Or until you remove the app... by sd4l · · Score: 4, Informative

    These nag screens will keep appearing until you license your version of Windows or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake

    Or until you remove the notifications program. From Microsoft's Genuine Advantage KB article (i.e. TFA):

    You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.

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    1. Re:Or until you remove the app... by ecc962 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's interesting. My legit work copy of XP installed this update this morning and in the Add/Remove programs list it says Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications (KB905474) "This update cannot be removed."

    2. Re:Or until you remove the app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually I couldn't remove it by using the "add/remove" menu, but I tried!! Instead, go ahead and boot into a command line and delete WgaTray.exe and the dll file out of windows/system32 and that will take care of it. I also searched the windows directory for any mention of this
      "Wga" crap and deleted those too.

    3. Re:Or until you remove the app... by OlivierB · · Score: 1

      Oh.. *that* application..
      My first thought was to remove Windows. Works everytime

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    4. Re:Or until you remove the app... by Durrok · · Score: 0

      According to this article here http://blog.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2006/04 /microsoft_expands_antipiracy_p.html the update cannot be uninstalled.

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    5. Re:Or until you remove the app... by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      Instead, go ahead and boot into a command line and delete WgaTray.exe and the dll file out of windows/system32 and that will take care of it.

      This technique will work fine until in SP5 or Vista they tie it to some core system DLL and cripple all your dirves if it's not found. ;)

      For those that are scoring along at home, when the slashdot crowd warned that Microsoft's statement that "Windows Genuine Advantage won't be adversely affecting unlicensed copies" needs a big 'Yet!' added to it, well that 'yet' just happened.
      Phase 2: Simply report the offending IP back to MS for "account processing" RIAA style.
      Phase 3: Profit!

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    6. Re:Or until you remove the app... by jkonrad · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it's:

      You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.

      You can temporarily disable Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications. To do this, right-click the Notifier icon in the notification area and select Change Notifications Settings. Then, follow the prompts. This will disable the Notification Prompts until a new release of the Notification Update is released.

    7. Re:Or until you remove the app... by saforrest · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs
      in Control Panel.


      Interesting, that's not what TFA says now. Now it says:

      You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.

      Perhaps it was changed since your comment was posted?

    8. Re:Or until you remove the app... by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your post is hardly informative, but certainly misleading. Because in the wilderness there are at least two versions of Genuine Advantage, let's call it "weak" and "strong". You cannot uninstall the strong version. The difference depends on country of your localisation and the license category.

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    9. Re:Or until you remove the app... by moexu · · Score: 1
      This was actually the last straw that got me to completely stop using Windows at home. I had just finished reformatting to remove some malware that had been installed by a game I had purchased from a retail store. I went to Windows to download security updates and their updater required me to install 3 new programs, one of which was the Geniune Advantage check. The page said that all 3 programs could be uninstalled using Add/Remove programs. I downloaded the programs, installed them, rebooted, and went into Add/Remove programs to uninstall the Geniune Advantage check. It was not listed as a program that could be uninstalled.

      My copy of Windows 2000 was an OEM version that I bought when building my computer several years ago. To the best of my knowledge I had purchased it legitimately and I did not want the Genuine Advantage check. After being unable to remove it I reformatted the machine again and put Gentoo on it. The only reason I had the Windows box was for games and if those were going to install malware to make sure I wasn't pirating after buying the damned thing in a store then I have no reason for Windows.

      Oh, and the reason I had 2k instead of XP? Product activation. If Microsoft is going to deliberatly make things difficult for paying customers they are going to find they have fewer of them.

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    10. Re:Or until you remove the app... by isecore · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is rather bass-ackwards IMHO. It's kinda like curing head-ache by chopping off your head with a chainsaw. Sure, it works, but it creates some new and interesting problems.

      Manually visiting windowsupdate requires WGA. It won't let you in unless it's installed and certified that you're running a "genuine" (whatever the hell that means in reality) windows-install. Sure, if you're happy with what MS puts out on automatic update, then of course this isn't much of a problem - but for those who want more than just the bear (har har) necessities then this is a bit of a hassle.

      (and no, cracks and hacks and the like doesn't really qualify. I assume that at least someone out there actually runs a purchased Windows XP-install)

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    11. Re:Or until you remove the app... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was changed since your comment was posted?

      I think it was; I'm pretty sure it said you could remove it from Add/Remove Programs before, but I checked again now and it says you can't...

    12. Re:Or until you remove the app... by sd4l · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whoah!!! Sneaky and something like Bar Stewards sprang to mind.

      They certainly have changed it...

      ...and they use a noarchive meta tag to stop Google caching the old copy.

      Oh well, I guess either the document was incorrect (copied from a template) OR the document was correct but they've changed the document to make it look like you can't do it (but in reality if you try it may woork) OR they've fixed the code and changed the document after it was pointed out (Sorry Piratz...)

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  10. Check Google tomorrow.... by Brad1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the hack to fix this.

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    1. Re:Check Google tomorrow.... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      No, just check Microsoft. The hack to fix this is out already. And a what a diabolically clever and sneaky hack it is, too!

    2. Re:Check Google tomorrow.... by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      Or you could just, you know, read the f-ing article:

      You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.
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    3. Re:Check Google tomorrow.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just, you know, stop being a f-ing prick.

      "This update cannot be removed" - quoted from add/remove progs.

    4. Re:Check Google tomorrow.... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you could actually read the f-ing article and find that it actually says:

      "You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.

      You can temporarily disable Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications. To do this, right-click the Notifier icon in the notification area and select Change Notifications Settings. Then, follow the prompts. This will disable the Notification Prompts until a new release of the Notification Update is released."

      Notice the first sentence where it cleary states you cannot use Add/Remove to get rid of notifications....

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    5. Re:Check Google tomorrow.... by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      or... you could check The Pirate Bay today. :)

      Disclaimer: I haven't tried it personally, I don't even have a Windows box. But I have heard from others that it works great.

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  11. Now that's funny! by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTA: Microsoft says that every time a notification is displayed, the user will receive detailed information about the specific validation failure. The information includes steps that can be taken to resolve the problem.

    These don't seem to include, "try Linux instead".

    Oh to be able to hack Genuine Advantage...

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    1. Re:Now that's funny! by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or walk into any computer store and copy down the Windows licence key helpfully stuck on the outside of any PC on display. An OEM version of XP might be required, but that's hardly an obstacle.

    2. Re:Now that's funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh to be able to hack Genuine Advantage...

      Hacking Genuine Advantage may not be necessary. I might suggest organizing a campaign for a Google Bomb, such that a search on the status message will come up with the first N links being to OSS sites. You know, like they did with "fucking idiot" or whatever bringing up President Bush.

      ...now wondering how large of a red flag pops up at the FBI when an AC posts a message with the words "Bomb" and "Bush"...

    3. Re:Now that's funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello I'm from FBI, Osama is it you?

    4. Re:Now that's funny! by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Actually, just use your camera phone to take a picture of it--thus avoiding any showdown with bitchy, unwashed store employees.

      Tip: Fry's moves more models than anyone so you can get a solid source of serials by going once a week.

      Tip #2: A simple swipe of the sharpie will prevent the eventual customer from seeing the last few digits of their key.

      I've never done this, but they will be in my novel.

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  12. Great..from the same !@#$% up people who gave us.. by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Certification during installation. So why the hell do all my Microsoft PocketPC applications tell me they are from an unknown publisher. WTF M$ ???

    Can't you at least perform your own tasks!!!!

  13. what nags me.. by Keruo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is the genuine check on genuine product..
    Your copy of windows is genuine and activated.. but lets check it anyway. again. again and again.
    Seesh.

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    1. Re:what nags me.. by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      The genuine product checks never really bothered me, it was very quick and was only used when I was getting something from MS, for my money this should just make it easier for genuine users (although the extent to which it will stop cracks is debatable). I have no problem with them wanting to sell software that they make, I also don't really care what price they want to charge for it, thats just the free market, if people don't like it there are about 600 others to choose from, some of which are free (in both ways) and some which are free in one but not so much in the other. Instead of complaining about how MS runs one of the more ethical sections of their business we should be telling people we know that there is an option which is better

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    2. Re:what nags me.. by SapphoComet · · Score: 1

      Your copy of windows is genuine and activated.. but lets check it anyway. again. again and again.

      Where is becomes troublesome is when you have registered and activated your product, yet it insists that you have not. I have seen such with other applications, by reputable publishers, so it is not out of the question for Microsoft to have this problem at some point. When it is your OS and the OS nags you incessantly when you've done what is asked is reason enough to uninstall and go back to an older version of Windows or consider other alternatives.

    3. Re:what nags me.. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      It pissed me off enough that I wrote them. I bought WinXP in the box at MicroCenter. Now they want to use their patch delivery system as a marketing tool to pester folks like me that paid cash? One more nail in the coffin before we convert to Linux or OSX around here.

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    4. Re:what nags me.. by optimus2861 · · Score: 1
      for my money this should just make it easier for genuine users

      Hmm.. any Linux system: FTP/HTTP/rsync/BitTorrent of your choice to any of hundreds of mirrors. Download what you want from where you want whenever you want without any check at all.

      Microsoft: use only our browser to our site on our OS, and, oh yeah, we're going to check up on your OS to see if we think it's pirated, and if we think it is, you don't get anything.

      Strange definition of "easier" you've got.

    5. Re:what nags me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ... from my login screen, I can tell I'm running genuine MycroSofty Window

      So ... how is this supposed to help?

  14. Mistake? by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Funny
    or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake...

    Well, the software got out the door, so aren't we a little late on this? :)

    1. Re:Mistake? by umedia · · Score: 1
      It's a mistake but unfortunately the way of the world. I expect now that biometric devices are so cheap that the next generation of Windows will require the end user to register much like you do now to use Bloomberg software.

      The real pain is using MSDN. You create testing environments only to wipe them out when done and now you have to call MS and go thru the phone activation now. Hardly my idea of a development network. I was told getting eOpen MSDN and production licensing would end this but noooooo, the new policy has even this going back to phone activation when under heavy use.

      No, Open Office is not the answer but perhaps a few typewriters and some whiteout could be...

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  15. Add/Remove Programs by Volanin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From TFA:

    You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.

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  16. More interesting: how it's described. by millia · · Score: 5, Insightful


    From my standpoint, what was more interesting was:
    a) This was a high priority item. Yes, this is as important as fixing IE flaws. Surely.
    b) How it's listed in the license agreement:
    MICROSOFT PRE-RELEASE SOFTWARE LICENSE TERMS
    MICROSOFT WINDOWS GENUINE ADVANTAGE VALIDATION TOOL

    So they're putting BETA software into high priority updates?

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    1. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      All I know is that I installed that update, rebooted and got the first bluescreen I've ever seen on this machine (work machine... what do I care? We're already an MS partner...). Haven't gotten one since, but it was definitely strange.

    2. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      My machine downloaded a patch last night, and I told it to apply it, and it hung 60% of the way through applying a "Windows Genuine Advantage" update. I hit cancel, that didn't do anything so I left for work this morning not knowing if I have a working machine or not. Thanks Microsoft.

      Phil Hibbs.

    3. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by Sesostris+III · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I started to install the update, saw this, and promptly cancelled out.

      There is no way pre-release software should be issued as a high priority update.

      Sesostris III

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    4. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by bubblesonx · · Score: 1

      Right after reading about this, I was notified that it was there for me to install. Hell no! I guess it's a good thing I read /. as soon as I wake up. ;)

    5. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by nytmare · · Score: 1

      They're putting DRM into high priority updates.

      Their strategy so far has been to lump the term DRM into the protection / security category. I predict they'll increasingly abuse the critical patch cycle to include all types of DRM functionality and updates. After all, DRM (like spyware) doesn't benefit users so the only way to get them to install it is to force it on them through automatic installs.

    6. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by CrayDrygu · · Score: 1
      "All I know is that I installed that update, rebooted and got the first bluescreen I've ever seen on this machine..."

      It caused problems for me, too. My HTPC (which is constantly running for obvious reasons) not only automatically downloaded and installed the update, but also automatically rebooted. Now that's bad enough right there. What if it had been recording something? I know I told it to automatically apply updates, but nowhere did I give it my permission to automatically reboot!

      Anyway, I was using GRUB for a bootloader, since I've been trying (with little success) to get MythTV to work. For some reason, it didn't survive the reboot this time. Funny, it booted just fine with the exact same hardware just last week. But I get home and decide to watch TV, and instead I'm staring at a GRUB error.

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    7. Re:More interesting: how it's described. by evil_tandem · · Score: 1
      When I first read this article i had a similar first thought. Vista is 2 1/2 years behind and shipping with almost none of the promised features, BUT we made time to write some new tools to bug people who own the software we're working feverishly to replace anyway.

      Mind you this doesn't disable or break anything. It just pesters them.

      One does wonder what that else was on that list of needs-patching.

  17. Planet Microsoft by Ed+Almos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I sometimes wonder what planet Microsoft are on. On todays page we have news that the Vista firewall is to be crippled and now we find that there will be nag screens.

    Do these guys WANT to drive users to open source?

    Ed Almos

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    1. Re:Planet Microsoft by bod1988 · · Score: 0, Interesting

      The nag screens are for pirated version. If you didnt pay for it, stfu

    2. Re:Planet Microsoft by east+coast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I sometimes wonder what planet Microsoft are on. On todays page we have news that the Vista firewall is to be crippled and now we find that there will be nag screens.

      Do these guys WANT to drive users to open source?


      Are you trying to make a joke here? The firewall is FAR from "crippled". That was mearly spin put on the article to continue the "Microsoft is evil" jabber.

      Frankly speaking, it's going to take far far far less technical knowledge to turn on the outbound firewall than what it will take to download a Linux Distro and put it on CD. That's the long and short of it.

      About a week ago there was an article about Linux snobs, these kinds of posts prove the arguement. LINUX ADVOCATES: Please understand that most users will be able to turn out the outbound firewall and probably won't have a problem getting past these "nag" screens. Most windows users who even know what Linux is still don't even know how to choose what distro is best for them let alone the install procedure for even getting to screen one. That is just part of the failings of the OSS community... you think that since you understand Linux everyone else will too. And if you honestly think that these two potential shortcomings in windows is going to convert even one user than you are completely out of your mind!

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    3. Re:Planet Microsoft by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Do these guys WANT to drive users to open source?

      No, that's Slashdot job.

      And btw, Vista's firewall will not be crippled, just configured differently.

    4. Re:Planet Microsoft by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Why in the hell is this insightful? Insightful in the fact Ed Almos can't read and comprehend news? Or insightful in a "Ahh look at the idiot try to sound important" way?

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    5. Re:Planet Microsoft by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Microsoft secretly controls 95% of linux. When they drive the entire market share there, they'll start charging for everything, and then go "Hah! See we told you!" The mystery will only be revealed when people start wondering where Bill Gates gets all his money now that Microsoft is defunct.

    6. Re:Planet Microsoft by sjames · · Score: 1

      Do these guys WANT to drive users to open source?

      I'm just waiting for the nag screens to pop up for business users (hey, license screw-ups happen all the time, perhaps ESPECIALLY for compliant users). Nothing says "slopped together by a 13 year old in his parent's basement" quite like a nag screen. Sure, some shareware is produced in a professional manner, but that's not the corporate perception. OTOH, Free software has largely overcome that perception problem.

    7. Re:Planet Microsoft by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >>Do these guys WANT to drive users to open source?

      Err, yeah because all the popular linux distros have "non-crippled" firewalls by default eh? I can't think of any that ask me if I want to make sure to allow some app access to the WAN. They just do. Hell, I dont even see how Joe Computer User is going to make heads or tails of ipchains. He can barely grok the big fat GUIs of the Windows Firewall. Lets be thankful that he's even using that.

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    8. Re:Planet Microsoft by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      They just do. Hell, I dont even see how Joe Computer User is going to make heads or tails of ipchains. He can barely grok the big fat GUIs of the Windows Firewall.

      I know of a couple of distros that have GUI front ends for firewall setup/maint. They're commercial distros, but the GUI does what it's supposed to. No need to drop down to command line if you don't want to.

      FUD works both ways I suppose.

    9. Re:Planet Microsoft by LearnToSpell · · Score: 0, Troll

      Frankly speaking, it's going to take far far far less technical knowledge to turn on the outbound firewall than what it will take to download a Linux Distro and put it on CD. That's the long and short of it.

      So? It certainly doesn't take much technical knowledge to download Zone Alarm. It doesn't take much technical knowledge to grab Firefox. Lethargy rules in Windowsland. WTF does technical knowledge have to do with anything? We're talking about sensible defaults, which is what 90% of Windows users will run, and that isn't a particularly good one. I don't know anybody who thinks that outbound firewalls (or lackthereof) are going to make anybody switch. It's still a stupid idea. Sounds like you have some unresolved issues.

    10. Re:Planet Microsoft by themonkman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Most windows users who even know what Linux is still don't even know how to choose what distro is best for them let alone the install procedure for even getting to screen one"

      Say a user doesn't download their version of Linux, and just buys the cd's from the store? That takes out the "Most Windows users are too clueless to know how to burn a .iso to disk," argument. Thats what I did when Mandrake 8.0 came out and I was new to Linux. Installation was a breeze even back then.

      As to your comment about Linux "snobs" wrongly assuming that a common Windows user wouldn't know how to install it, you really must think people are retarded these days, or just haven't attempted to install a major distribution of Linux lately. My fiancee is totally computer ignorant, and she was able to install SuSE 10.0 Linux without even having to ask me a single "Honey, what do I do now?"

      Most distro's, for the exception of ones like Gentoo and Slackware are super easy. Boot off the CD. Select "Installation". Click next. The GUI setup utility takes you through the setup, and even will automatically suggest settings for you, such as disk partitioning, package selection, etc. In 45 minutes, she was done installing SuSE Linux, all of her hardware worked (hence, no need for additional drivers to install), and she had all the software she needed for day to day work. Fin.

    11. Re:Planet Microsoft by josephdrivein · · Score: 1

      The firewall is FAR from "crippled". That was mearly spin put on the article to continue the "Microsoft is evil" jabber.

      The ping reply is turned off by default, this is terribly annoying in large (private) networks, what if I just wanted to know if the remote machine is up? I have to mail the admin and ask him?

    12. Re:Planet Microsoft by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      And btw, Vista's firewall will not be crippled, just configured differently.

      That's "differently" as in "identically to the default config for my hardware firewall and the firewall of every single Linux distro I've used in the past 9 years".

    13. Re:Planet Microsoft by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Say a user doesn't download their version of Linux, and just buys the cd's from the store? That takes out the "Most Windows users are too clueless to know how to burn a .iso to disk," argument.

      Thanks for misquoting me. Thanks for adding your own spin to my statement.

      This still doesn't answer the question of "what distro to use?" So no, you haven't answered the question. When it comes to the point where I'm buying software you better bet I'll be damn sure of what I'm buying and I don't have time to listen to the Linux crowd argue distros. Don't try to gut my take on this issue by ignoring what I've mentioned.

      As to your comment about Linux "snobs" wrongly assuming that a common Windows user wouldn't know how to install it, you really must think people are retarded these days, or just haven't attempted to install a major distribution of Linux lately.

      Wrong! Thanks for assuming as well. I have installed various distros of Linux the last as recently as a couple of months ago. This isn't something against Linux, it's about users trying to find out what distro to us, getting this distro that they need and installing it on a PC. And yes, I deal with a pretty large group of Windows users and there are a lot of people out there who can't readily burn a CD. Few probably even know what an iso is!

      My fiancee is totally computer ignorant, and she was able to install SuSE 10.0 Linux without even having to ask me a single "Honey, what do I do now?"

      Oh, how did she determine she wanted to use SuSE? How did she get the install? Again, stop gutting my argument and take it as a whole, not just a couple of ideas that can be dismissed. Or if you decide to continue to think that just every windows user off the street can just get up and choose a Linux distro, get the correct version from a reliable source and install it easier than they do with Windows you keep thinking that... keep coming back and keep reading year after year why Linux isn't able to gain a serious marketshare versus MS.

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    14. Re:Planet Microsoft by npsimons · · Score: 1

      About a week ago there was an article about Linux snobs

      That article was a troll then, as it still is now.

      these kinds of posts prove the arguement

      The only thing "these posts" prove is that Windows users and GNU/Linux users have different values. GNU/Linux users value Freedom: freedom to not be restricted or nagged or treated as a criminal by our software. Windows users value . . . well, fuck, what do you people value? Because I sure as hell can't figure it out. If it's convenience, I'm wondering how a nag screen fits into that.


      And just to head off the comments that I'm a Linux snob defending other Linux snobs:


    15. Re:Planet Microsoft by east+coast · · Score: 1

      The only thing "these posts" prove is that Windows users and GNU/Linux users have different values. GNU/Linux users value Freedom: freedom to not be restricted or nagged or treated as a criminal by our software. Windows users value . . . well, fuck, what do you people value? Because I sure as hell can't figure it out.

      Start by learning that there are more than two OSs and not everyone fits into one of your molds... and to be 100% honest with you I just do not see how Windows users get treated like criminals nor is the "nag" screen an issue.

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    16. Re:Planet Microsoft by themonkman · · Score: 1
      Figuring out what distro to use is not that hard. It's no harder than having to decide whether you want to use Windows 2000, XP Home, Pro, Media Center Edition, or Server 2003 for your needs.

      Most reputable computer stores carry several different distro's of Linux. CompUSA for instance sells Linspire and SuSE 10. If you read the boxes, Linspire touts ease of use for their distro. SuSE advertises it's scalability and large repository of software, to include ease of use. Assuming that a customer cannot research simple things such as basic functionality is really underestimating the ability of even the most novice Windows user. I think you should give people more credit than that.

      Oh, how did she determine she wanted to use SuSE? How did she get the install?

      My fiancee chose SuSE because she knows I run it on my computer, and like it. She's doing her Master's, so having free software to get her daily work done was beneficial to her. Simple reasons, really. Most of the largest Linux distro's are pretty much the same, except for under-the-hood features and configuration capabilities (such as the YaST management tool for SuSE). I could probably install Knoppix on her computer tonight before she got home, and she wouldn't even notice the difference.

      Or if you decide to continue to think that just every windows user off the street can just get up and choose a Linux distro, get the correct version from a reliable source and install it easier than they do with Windows you keep thinking that

      Like I said, SuSE Linux was by far easier to install than Windows. She didn't even have to install drivers, not even for her wireless card. It "Just Worked". How much easier can you get? Saying that Linux in general is hard to install is disregarding all the easy to use distro's out there. Reliable source? Go to CompUSA. Correct version? Get the latest version off the shelf. It's usually just fine for the basic or even intermediate user.

    17. Re:Planet Microsoft by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Figuring out what distro to use is not that hard. It's no harder than having to decide whether you want to use Windows 2000, XP Home, Pro, Media Center Edition, or Server 2003 for your needs.

      OK, the vast majority of users use what comes installed. Go on and cry about MS tax or whatever but I'm fairly sure most users know what version of windows they use, now, seriously, go ask them what version of linux they should use to replace their windows.

      Most reputable computer stores carry several different distro's of Linux. CompUSA for instance sells Linspire and SuSE 10. If you read the boxes, Linspire touts ease of use for their distro. SuSE advertises it's scalability and large repository of software, to include ease of use. Assuming that a customer cannot research simple things such as basic functionality is really underestimating the ability of even the most novice Windows user. I think you should give people more credit than that.

      Do you really think the average windows user understands scalability? According to what you wrote once the average Windows user gets past the jargon both Linux packages have the same feature : Ease of use... Who doesn't advertise their product as such?

      This is in no way to say that Linux doesn't have it's place but it's something the average user isn't going to grasp.

      My fiancee chose SuSE because she knows I run it on my computer, and like it.

      Ah ha! So she's not coming from the Joe Sixpack mentality at all. She's seen Linux, she's had your input into what works. I'm sure if you felt it would have been hard for her to work with you would have shown her something better... This is by no means the same situation that Joe comes from.

      could probably install Knoppix on her computer tonight before she got home, and she wouldn't even notice the difference.

      But Joe doesn't know this. This is the crux of where I'm trying to come from. Joe is being thrown into a sea of distros and trying to find out what works for him. Every voice around him has a different opinion and he doesn't understand most of it well enough to decide what he needs. In that case it's more hassle than what it's worth. Linux advocates must understand this in order to make Linux more appealing to the current windows crowd.

      Like I said, SuSE Linux was by far easier to install than Windows. She didn't even have to install drivers, not even for her wireless card. It "Just Worked". How much easier can you get?

      Windows covers most major drivers automatically. I've installed several Linux distros and none have been easier to install than windows. Not to say many have been difficult but you're really stretching the truth of this matter.

      Reliable source? Go to CompUSA. Correct version? Get the latest version off the shelf. It's usually just fine for the basic or even intermediate user.

      You're really just skipping over the idea that Joe still doesn't know one distro from another. Joe's going to get confused and give up and frankly I don't blame him. If he wants to dive in with both feet your advice might work. It worked for your girlfriend only from your guidance. Most people want something that works and Linux doesn't make it easy to get your foot in the door.

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    18. Re:Planet Microsoft by Davey+McDave · · Score: 1

      A lot of the trouble doesn't lie in installation if you ask me, it's the day to day management of the system. I played around with installing a few distros a while ago, ended up settling on Ubuntu. Installing was a cinch, and it even detected my university network connection automatically (whereas in Windows it has a college registration bit when you first open your browser).

      However, some of the things I've tried to do to make my day to day use of a computer the same as in Windows, I would never wish upon the average user. My family sees me as the computer literate member, the one who knows his way around a computer, if anything goes wrong I'll be the one to fix it. Sure, I'm no IT genius, but I know how to maintain a desktop computer. Installing Java, Flash, media codecs, a media player HALF as capable as a good 3 or 4 I know on Windows? Pain in the arse. These are basic technologies used by lots of normal users, and it's POSSIBLE to install them, nay, quite easy for the *experienced* user, but for a noob to have to refer to a help file line by line? It's just not intuitive enough for the average user, and it's far too much hassle.

      Don't get me wrong - I LOVE some aspects of Linux, but I've not been impressed enough by it to use Ubuntu as my default boot, for example.

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    19. Re:Planet Microsoft by Puh · · Score: 1
      OK, the vast majority of users use what comes installed. Go on and cry about MS tax or whatever but I'm fairly sure most users know what version of windows they use, now, seriously, go ask them what version of linux they should use to replace their windows.

      Just a side note, I've got so many calls from friends and relatives' friends asking me to help them with their "Windows 97" it is not even funny anymore. So no, in my experience they do not have a clue what they are running.

    20. Re:Planet Microsoft by themonkman · · Score: 1
      Installing Java, Flash, media codecs, a media player HALF as capable as a good 3 or 4 I know on Windows? Pain in the arse. These are basic technologies used by lots of normal users, and it's POSSIBLE to install them, nay, quite easy for the *experienced* user, but for a noob to have to refer to a help file line by line? It's just not intuitive enough for the average user, and it's far too much hassle.

      In OSS only distro's, it's true you won't get proprietary codecs such as WMV, Real, or in some cases MP3. This really isn't the distro's fault per-se, because in order to include these features the distro maker must obtain licenses to use these proprietary formats. However, if you got a commercial version of SuSE 10 Linux, all those codecs, Flash, Java, would've been installed by default. As far as media players that are half as good as the ones in Linux, there is XMMS (a literal clone of WinAmp - which is a great media player), Kaffiene, VLC (which is so friggen awesome that I couldn't even explain it all here), or Beep-Media Player. Most of those media players are installed by default as well to, if you select "Multimedia Applications" during the install. The only time that things are hard to install are when your compiling them from source. Installing anything from an RPM is as easy as installing something in Windows.

      For those OpenSource only distro's, like OpenSuSE, it's a little more of a hassle to add those proprietary add-ons. You have to add several different 3rd party internet repositories that have those software packages, and then do a simple search in Software Management (at least for SuSE. Synaptic for those Ubuntu users) for java, flash, and codecs. You'll easily find what you need there.



       

    21. Re:Planet Microsoft by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      I think they want people to pay them for their software that the user is using.
      Odd idea, I know.

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  18. UNINSTALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications
    You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications
    by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.

  19. Or, presumably, until you UNINSTALL by dpbsmith · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...the nag screens. TFA says

    "You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel."

    Did I just violate the DMCA by disclosing this?

    1. Re:Or, presumably, until you UNINSTALL by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I just violate the DMCA by disclosing this?

      Yes.

      We'll see you in a few minutes. Thanks.

      - BSA

  20. Which Windows? by carlvlad · · Score: 0

    Which Windows? I'm scared like hell to expect seeing a big scary nag screen on my Windows 3.1 at 640X480.

  21. Screen Shots Please ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like one for the wallpaper on my very proper corporate desktop. Just to give the Sysadmins heart failure.

    1. Re:Screen Shots Please ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      no, what gives sysadmins heart failure is the realization that one of your helpdesk people accidentally got there home pirated copy of windows with a known key for a friend at work mixed in with the application install cd's, than discovering a year later that some 50 workstations are "pirated" copies and doing your almighty best to get people off of those workstations without knowing what happened while using pirating tools to change the key to the legitimate one. luckily for the unnamed individuals and company involved it was resolved without any outside of IT knowing. this was spurred on by the key in question becoming recognized by MS as being a pirated key.
       
      but yeah, anyways, like someone already posted and i heard the day i heard about the new tool, just uninstall it if you don't want it. in the future i can picture custom windows updates being a pain without it, but auto-update will more than likely work fine as it is now.

    2. Re:Screen Shots Please ... by chrisbeatty · · Score: 1

      "doing your almighty best to get people off of those workstations without knowing what happened while using pirating tools to change the key to the legitimate one"

      How about moving servers built with the Dell OEM CD onto an ESX VMware server, realising that because of the change of hardware W2k3 needs re-activating.

      Then finding that because the VMware server doesn't use a Dell chipset (natch) & your enterprise key doesn't work with the Dell OEM cd, you have to use those same trustworthy tools to get your servers to migrate!!

    3. Re:Screen Shots Please ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're on the way..

    4. Re:Screen Shots Please ... by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      And the "blue screen generator" screensaver, right?

      http://www.sysinternals.com/Utilities/BlueScreen.h tml

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  22. This is priceless! by gasmonso · · Score: 1

    Since Vista will be crapware, MS is gonna try to push people to buy XP. Nice one MS.

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:This is priceless! by TheJediGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fear that Vista will be the next Windows ME. Which means that when people I know buy a computer with Vista and they ask me about the problems they're having, I'll tell them to get a copy of XP installed on it instead.
      I had to do the same thing with Win ME. It pained me to say that Win 98 was the better alternative, but compared to Morons Edition, it was true.

    2. Re:This is priceless! by ohearn · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, ME was not Morons Edition. Although that fits nicely. What myself and everyone I used to work tech support with refered to it as was Much Evil, we are talking about M$ after all.

    3. Re:This is priceless! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0

      Whoa, a slashdotter predicting that the next Microsoft product will be crap... Gotta mark this day on my calendar...

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    4. Re:This is priceless! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      better yet, tell them to run Windows 2000...

    5. Re:This is priceless! by DarkShadeChaos · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought it was Multiple Errors... silly me

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  23. What happens if you just don't install it? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Question: The new "Genuine Advantage" tester is an Update on Windows Update. What happens if you just don't install it?

    1. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      you can't get certain updates from the windows update site if you dont install it.

    2. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Its simple really .. if you don't load the new "Genuine Advantage" tester, you don't get access to any software updates.

      This adds another subtle way to force you to change by keeping your computer in a vulnerable state when future exploits are plugged.

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    3. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by jeeperscats · · Score: 1

      "Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications will be deployed by using Automatic Updates."

    4. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by NullProg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Question: The new "Genuine Advantage" tester is an Update on Windows Update. What happens if you just don't install it?

      Nothing, for now. But it will be manditory soon.

      For the moment, users can decline to download and install the pirate alert. But that may not last long. "While the program is presently opt-in, as it expands later in the year, it may become a requirement for the AU [Automatic Updates] service," Microsoft said in a FAQ on its Web site.

      From the article here: http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jh tml?articleID=186701032

      "Microsoft is limiting IE 7 and Windows Defender updates for non-genuine users," the company said on its Web site. Windows Vista, scheduled for general release in January 2007, will have an even bigger carrot: its Aero Glass interface will run only on valid copies of the operating system.

      Enjoy,

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    5. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by TheJediGeek · · Score: 1
      Cool...

      Time for me to spend more time on my linux box making sure I can get everything I need to run on it. Not that I would EVER pirate Windows, I just don't want to pay Microsoft anymore for more broken stuff.

    6. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is limiting IE 7 and Windows Defender updates for non-genuine users
      Hmmm....I know they limited installs of Windows Defender on genuine machines. However it could easily be bypassed with "Orca". Wonder if it's still updating on a regular basis?

    7. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by sam0737 · · Score: 1

      Cool! Those are exactly what I am NOT looking for.

      IE7 - Replaced by Firefox.
      Windows Defender - I wonder if you need one when you are using Firefox and behaves?
      Aero Glass - Who cares!?

    8. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or.. what happens when you do install it and your software is illegal? And then what happens when order a copy of windows because the "nag-screen-told-them-to"?

        OK.. I tried this, paid for Windows online and ... nothing.. no key and no windows update. what a crock.

    9. Re:What happens if you just don't install it? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Very wrong.

      I get access to all the updates without it. I simply use a backend that allows me to download them as the exe files for offline distribution or corperate use. It's really easy if you know where to get them.

      Hell I slipstream them all into the install CD every 2 months.

      It is very easy to avoid it and get all the critical and security updates. Everything else is fluffy crud that is pretty useless to most people.

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  24. a n00b writes... by inigopete · · Score: 3, Funny
    or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake.

    has _anyone_ done this?

    1. Re:a n00b writes... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Sure. I've had to for work a dozen times, usually after replacing the motherboard and/or HD of a busted computer.

      You just call up the number on the activation screen and when they ask why you're reinstalling, tell them the truth. They give the activation code 100% of the time. They used to be all US operators, but recently they've been outsourcing that phone line, unfortunately.

  25. Do the right thing: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Use this as [a, another] reason to STOP using Windows, and not as another reason to feel justified using a cracked/pirated version. Only when we reduce their install base will we force them to do the right thing.

    1. Re:Do the right thing: by swordfish666 · · Score: 1

      So, what would the 'right thing' to do be; release a new version of Windows based on Linux and give it away for free?

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  26. ...or until you install a real O/S (n/t) by toby · · Score: 0, Redundant

    (n/t)

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  27. Piracy is strating to end but... by jamar0303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It used to be that in my area of Shanghai I could see people selling pirated copies of Windows everywhere (about 16 stands of CDs in a 5km radius). Now, about half of those stands have stopped selling Windows, and are now selling Linux. Coincidence, I think not- MS activation is getting so annoying that they're giving up and going to Linux.

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    1. Re:Piracy is strating to end but... by bmetzler · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Coincidence, I think not- MS activation is getting so annoying that they're giving up and going to Linux.

      Then it's working, isn't it?

      Brent
    2. Re:Piracy is strating to end but... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      define working

      I don't see how replacing use of pirate windows with use of linux is a win for MS.

      they don't get any money either way and more use of linux in the third world will mean more software made for it which will threaten thier profits in the first world.

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    3. Re:Piracy is strating to end but... by bmetzler · · Score: 1
      I don't see how replacing use of pirate windows with use of linux is a win for MS.

      Microsoft wants to reduce piracy. If people start selling Linux instead of pirated Windows CD's, then Microsoft is successful in what they are trying to do. If Microsoft is successful, that is a win for them.

      I suppose if they try to stop Windows from being pirated, and it just causes more people to pirate Windows, that would be a losing effort for Microsoft. But the parent post said that the vendors were selling Linux instead of pirated Windows CD's, so for this example, the sale of pirated CD's is decreasing.

      Brent
  28. DMCA: Anybody pointing to or discussing a crack .. by schwit1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The new DMCA has a provision for civil forfietures (if you are in the US) that would allow the feds to seize every computer component you have for posting cracks, linking to cracks, or discussing the use of cracks.

    Welcome to the new world order.

  29. You can, but... by Serapth · · Score: 1

    Good luck getting Windows updates. It will simply require you to install it all over again. Not to mention more and more add-ons ( like the Media Center fix for Vista ) are requiring Genuine Advantage too.

    So frankly all you are doing is removing the ability of your computer to assert that it is infact genuine. Thus for any future checks it will automatically fail. Your arent accomplishing much.

    1. Re:You can, but... by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean you cant selectively choose to not install this update like I did this morning?

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    2. Re:You can, but... by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 1

      I have a corporate copy of XP. (less than legit)(I don't care who reads this)
      It has never ONCE bothered me about genuine anything. And I've been able to get any updates I need or want.
      Anybody who pirates windows using a non-corporate ISO (which are all over by the way)
      is an idiot.
      That's like having the choice between an impala and a mustang and choosing the imapala
      (when you should be choosing the TANK that is a *nix btw....)
      For anyone not getting the tank reference, read Neal Stephenson's "In The Beginning, There Was The Command Line"

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  30. I agree. A win for OSS and Mac users. by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 1

    Granted, one shouldn't steal software from Microsoft. Stealing, even from another thief, is still wrong. I suspect most pirates will ignore the nag screens and those that are truly offended will just us another OS. I doubt this is going to contribute a penny in new sales for Microsoft, but it will generate negative publicity. As the RIAA/MPAA have shown us, as a company/organization loses relevance to its constituency, they will employ ever more desperate measures to maintain their hold on those constituents. While I don't see Microsoft falling into ruin anytime soon, things like this are clear markers that they are in decline.

  31. In 21st century ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    software registers YOU.

  32. Anagram by null+etc. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Genuine Advantage Notification = GAN = NAG spelled backwards. Coincedence?

    1. Re:Anagram by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      I think not!

    2. Re:Anagram by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      I think not!

      (By the way, it would be more correct to call that a palindrome. Palindrome is-a anagram.)

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    3. Re:Anagram by ideonode · · Score: 2, Informative

      A palindrome is a word that is spelled the same way forwards and backwards.

      (NAG==GAN) returns false.

    4. Re:Anagram by chris_eineke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahhhh, err, uhhh, hmmmm...

      Wanna invade an Eastern country?

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    5. Re:Anagram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful dude. By suggesting anagrams, you're only one redundant letter away from inviting posts by a certain "association"! We just dodged a bullet!!!11one1

    6. Re:Anagram by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      In Dog we trust...

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    7. Re:Anagram by morie · · Score: 1

      Actually, NAG==GAN is a palindrome. It just doesn't mean anything as a word.

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  33. No need by thelem · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has bundled the crack with the update.

    From the article: "You can uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications by using Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel. "

    Of course it could come back, it just means those naughty pirates need to be more careful when installing automatic updates.

    1. Re:No need by bubblesonx · · Score: 1

      Yes, those automatic updates can be quite sneaky. I prefer to check manually.

  34. i want to run it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does it run in wine?
    it would be interisting

    1. Re:i want to run it too by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      Of course.

      The Wine version of the NAG will be called "Whine".

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  35. It is good that this happens by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The more people are forced to pay for their software, the more people will look out for alternatives. Not everybody. Not all the the same time.

    If every Linux user can only convice 1 other user to start using Linux, it will the the main player. Naturlay that new Linux user must also convince 1 other user.

    A sort of one-dimentional piramid sceme

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    1. Re:It is good that this happens by MrSquishy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a pyramid, it's a stick.

    2. Re:It is good that this happens by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      If every Linux user can only convice 1 other user to start using Linux, it will the the main player. Naturlay that new Linux user must also convince 1 other user.

      Good point. But that also means they have to *genuinely* help them switch over. That means no "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!! I'm giving you tech support for free!!! You have no right to complain if your Linux install locked you out of your machine!!!"

      In other words, it's not going to happen. Ever.

    3. Re:It is good that this happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't always a good thing. Software takes a lot of work and skill to produce; paying for it should be fair value (money, bug hunting, contributing code, etc.) for fair use.

      That said, if there are free alternatives to commercial software, then commercial software needs to provide an incentive for the customer to use it instead of the free alternative. And Windows is going in the opposite direction.

      Anyway, as a moderately computer savvy but certainly not an expert user, I find the latest round of Microsoft heavy-handed weirdness, plus the rumored licensing issues with Vista, to be incentive enough to try Linux "for real" as soon as Ubuntu's Dapper Drake comes out.

    4. Re:It is good that this happens by besenslon · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, just today, after the news, 4 friends (hardcore Win users I try to convert :) for a long time) called me to help them to switch. Note, that all of them have legal versions of Win, but are really annoyed by the attitude.

  36. I hope not! by babbling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I fully support Microsoft's anti-copying measures. I'd love to see them really lock up Windows updates so that only legitimate users can get access to them, or even better, I'd love to see them create a Windows and an Office that is too tough to crack.

    I don't think all of the current Windows users are willing to pay for Windows, and if they are forced into doing it, there's a good chance they'll look elsewhere. Those that do decide to pay for Windows will also eventually be tempted by any alternative that has zero cost.

    In trying to make all users pay for Windows, Microsoft would be shooting themselves in the foot, and I think they realise that they need illegitimate copying. Not too much, but not too little, either...

    1. Re:I hope not! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How do they know that your Windows key is more legit than an identical key used 2 months ago?

      Its like when people purchase games and the serial has already been registered.

      Clever hackers create a random valid key which is used before the person with the legit box, when the person with the legit boxed version connects its too late, that magic number has already been used.

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    2. Re:I hope not! by wiremind · · Score: 0

      >tempted by any alternative that has zero cost.

      That is just not true for the marjority of users.

      Switching operating systems is not a 'zero cost' event.

      Most average people::
      ::would require training ( and not everyone has a geek nephew).
      ::would go to the store and BUY a BOXED version of redhat or SUSE, Assuming they had the confidence to buy something they'd never seen or used before..
      ::would NOT have the ability to download and burn an ISO.
      ::would NOT have the ability to backup ALL their data.
      ::would Certainly NOT have the confidence to install a new operating system.

      So, Most average people would weigh the 2 options:

      Option 1)

      Pay $150 for WindowsXP

      Pay BestBuy $90 to install it and not lose all their personal data.

      Option 2)

      Pay $30-$50 for boxed version of Redhat, or SUSE.

      Pay someone ... who? who would support an OS install of Linux?? to install it.

      Pay $100-$200 for a course at a community college, to learn how to use linux.

      At this point option 2 is already pretty unrealistic, how many Average people would go take a course to learn how to use their computer if they already know windows ?

      And assuming they did take the course, they still wouldnt be able to do basic stuff they could do before, like hook up a printer, or install software, or do OS updates. Or install Stupid little games like Atari Classics, or Hasbro's Scrabble.

      So no, you are wrong. it is NOT a 'zero cost' alternative, that is just completely naive.

      Kyle

    3. Re:I hope not! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That would be rather amusing, actually ... create a sort of Windows Genuine Advantage "war dialer" that went through and generated random serial numbers and registered them. One by one, if you just let it go (and Microsoft didn't notice) you'd deplete the keyspace. All of a sudden, people's shiny new HP's they brought home from Best Buy would start saying that they were "counterfeit," straight out of the box. And if you did it to Vista machines, that new interface wouldn't run, along with IE and Defender.

      Man, that would be beautiful.

      I have a feeling Microsoft would catch on though, when they saw the same IP address trying to register 50 or 60 different serial numbers a second. Maybe if you used one of those spam-zombie networks though, you could do it. (Now there's some irony.)

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    4. Re:I hope not! by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      So no, you are wrong. it is NOT a 'zero cost' alternative, that is just completely naive.

      Nope, I'm afraid he's right. There is a zero cost option. The fact that requisite knowledge and skill base are still slowly propagating themselves throughout society doesn't make that option unavailable, it just means isn't yet practical for a lot of users.

      But then, having home computer wasn't practical for a lot of people twenty years ago. A little over ten years ago the internet was complicated enough to place it beyond the grasp of the average consumer as well.

      These things change. In ten years using a propretary OS for your home computer may well seem as archaic as loading software from an audio cassette does now. And as was the case with internet access, the it could happen very quickly given the right circumstances. This of course is Microsoft's nightmare scenario, which is why they're trying to talk up the supposed hidden costs of Linux.

      But ulitmately, it is a zero cost option, and utimately it's going to win out.

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    5. Re:I hope not! by wiremind · · Score: 1

      He's not right, but you are.

      He was suggesting that people had a zero cost option today, now. and i dont think thats correct.

      You however I believe, are suggesting that the only cost is knowledge. And as the knowledge becomes 'common' the cost will drop to zero.

      >But ulitmately, it is a zero cost option, and utimately it's going to win out.

      Key word there, 'ultimately' meaning, in the long run. And I do agree, long term, the only cost is the knowledge, and over time, this stuff will become common knowledge ( the tech will get easier and easier, the users will get more and more proficient, and they will eventually meet somewhere in the middle )

      Kyle

    6. Re:I hope not! by Splab · · Score: 1

      Uhm...
      Deplete the key space?

      Lets see, a serial is what, 24 characters? And lets assume we got something in the order of 37 possibilities per character, that would make a keyspace of 24^37, that is a very very big number, you just don't go bruteforce your way through that...

      And just to top it off, lets assume you got access to the largest "known" bot net, that would be 1,5 million PC's, and with 50 keys per second that would make it 75 million keys per second - so 24^37/(75*10^6), according to my calculater that would leave you with 1,5*10^43 seconds to run through, or 4,9*10^35 years to do.

      Be advised, I'm a bit sleepy so the calculations might be a wee bit off, but the point still holds, you simply cannot bruteforce it.

    7. Re:I hope not! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Your problem set is reduced by several orders of magnitude by the fact that a vast majority of the keys you can represent in 24 characters are invalid. Any recent PC can test the validity of thousands of those keys per second. Depending on the algorithm they use to distinguish valid keys from invalid, it may well be possible.

    8. Re:I hope not! by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      I once thought about writing a 'sneeches' virus. Every time your machine manages to infect another they swap CD keys. After some time limit or number of successful infections, the virus completely removes itself.

      The result on Microsoft's antipiracy effort would have been (or still would be) absolutely crippling.

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    9. Re:I hope not! by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      That may be the most insightful comment I've seen posted on this topic.

      The only problem is, I'm running (legitimate) corporate versions of XP and Office 2003, which require no online activation. And corps demand this. And those copies always end up getting leaked/brough home with the IP staff/etc. I'm not sure MS is willing to listen to the groaning of that market in order to "crack down". I'm pretty sure that more than a few corps would be willing to seriously look at alternative productivity suites if that happened (online activation is an absolute disaster when you image machines).

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    10. Re:I hope not! by inKubus · · Score: 1

      If you use one of those serial "generator" programs for XP which actually go out and validate the key at Microsoft as a "manufactured key" (not that I have, but I have seen it done ;), it will only reply with keys that have been registered as actually being put on a label or box. They probably randomize it a lot so you can't do this. Plus they probably have reserved areas for when someone tries to do this so they can start shipping emergency numbers. Worst case, they will just allow all copies to validate until they change the scheme, and keep track of duplicates, etc. Then they can install some sort of update later on that will report your IP and stuff so they can have the lawyers come for their check.

      Having that automatic update thing in place is pretty scary really. If Bill and Co. weren't such lambs compared to, I don't know, the Bush administration, I'd start to get worried. I mean, how hard would it be for them to put whatever they want on your machine. That's obvious of course.

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    11. Re:I hope not! by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

      I'm not willing to pay more than about $20 for WinXP. As soon as I can afford a Mac I won't even be running it anymore.

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    12. Re:I hope not! by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Huh? This would only be true if every 24-character combination (well, assuming 37 possibilities per character, like you said) is a valid registration code.

      If this was true, then the registration codes wouldn't provide much security for Windows, since you could just type anything into your pirated box and have a valid registration. For example, I can guarantee you in most serialization systems I've ever seen, and I admit I haven't investigated Windows', changing any one digit by one value in either direction will probably not produce another valid code. (Because this would make it trivial to take your friend's code, change a digit, and have your own.)

      By its very nature, the number of possible valid registration codes can only comprise a very small percentage of the total possible combinations of digits. So although the total might not be possible to deplete through random registrations, if you figured out the algorithm used to generate the valid codes, you might be able to wreak a lot of havoc while still staying within the bounds of computational power (especially assuming some very large botnet and an abundance of stupidity on Microsoft's part for accepting lots of registrations per second from the same place).

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    13. Re:I hope not! by richlv · · Score: 1

      bingo.
      as you said, they _will_ be leaked. why not ? it should be pretty hard to fingerprint each installation.
      every pirate is getting a corporate version. everybody i know who has windows running at home has it installed from a cd with serial number written on top of it. those are corporate versions that kids are running around installing to the right & left.

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    14. Re:I hope not! by Splab · · Score: 1

      You and the sibling totally misses the point - Even if the serials are only a small percentage of the keyspace you still have to go through it all to get the right checksums, and even if you do a check on thousends of keys it would mean nothing.

      Try the math where each machine does a billion checks a second and still on a botnet with 1,5 million PC's, searching the entire keyspace still takes more time than you got. Heck, take every bloody machine ever produced and put it into a botnet, you still end up using more time than you got - or the earth for that matter.

    15. Re:I hope not! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You're under the mistaken impression that you have to check ever key in the keyspace. You're not doing a sequencial search. You don't think Microsoft runs a brute force key generation program to generate their keys, do you? There is a simple algorithm for generating candidate keys. Once you have a list, you don't need to wreck every one. 10% would be fine.

      I don't know what algorithm Microsoft uses to generate windows keys, but it's clear that somebody has figured it out, otherwise Windows Genuine Advantage would be pointless.

      Also, your math is wrong.

    16. Re:I hope not! by NickFortune · · Score: 1
      You however I believe, are suggesting that the only cost is knowledge. And as the knowledge becomes 'common' the cost will drop to zero.

      I confess, I'm not really comfortable with all these different ways of demonstrating that linux isn't really zero cost - it all smacks of those desperate contortions we see from everyone's favourite software house. You know, Linux isn't free because of TCO and all that, but windows is because it comes pre-installed. Maybe I'm just a little over sensitive to the issue, but I think I'd perfer to evaluate the cost of an option in terms of the money it costs here and now. Then we can consider other factors (such as the practicalities of adoption to different demongraphic groups as separate issues.

      So, and for that reason, I think I'll stand by my guns and assert that there is a zero cost option. With that established, I'll be happy to concede that for a large but shrinking segment of the population there may well be secondary costs, and that these costs may well overshadow the savings, at least in the short term.

      The thing is, if you know that a zero cost option exists, then acts as a driver encouraging people to cultivate the skillset needed to make the option practical. That, I think is why Microsoft are so keen to confuse the issue with all these misleading metrics, and that's why I think it's important not to lose sight of the basic fact: that there is a zero cost option.

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    17. Re:I hope not! by wiremind · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I agree.

      if you know that a zero cost option exists, then acts as a driver encouraging people to cultivate the skillset needed to make the option practical.

      Very well put.

      That, I think is why Microsoft are so keen to confuse the issue with all these misleading metrics.

      Good point. Microsoft does keep screaming TCO! TCO! TCO! and that makes linux sound expensive. If people realize linux really is a 'zero cost' option, then your right, they will be encouraged to "cultivate the skillset needed to make the option practical."

      Kyle

  37. English First World by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Genuine Advantage program in the US, Australia, UK, Malaysia and NZ

    Phew! Canada dodges a bullet.

    1. Re:English First World by Leith+Jones · · Score: 1

      nah, we got hit with it, lucky I have a legit-ish copy

  38. Opt Out by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Informative
    When it tried to install this morning, I was able to uncheck the box for the program while installing the security update it was bulndled with.... it then warned me that I was not installing this "advantage" crap... but that allowed me to check a box saying "never tell me about this again."

    The moral of the story? Take your PC off of auto updates and instead set it to ask permission first!

    (btw, my copy of XP is legit.)

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    1. Re:Opt Out by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The moral of the story? Take your PC off of auto updates and instead set it to ask permission first!

      (btw, my copy of XP is legit.)


      If it wasn't, you wouldn't have been able to disable auto-updates. Owners of copies that fail genuine check can choose between auto-updates or no updates, period.

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    2. Re:Opt Out by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      And then one day there'll be a security update that includes this NagWare *without* telling you it's part of the package. Or maybe *all* updates will include it...

  39. Even easier by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Just uninstall it. It puts itself in add/remove programs like anything else, and in the MS document they note you can uninstall it, if it bothers you.

    No, I'm not sure what the point is either.

    1. Re:Even easier by Spyral999 · · Score: 1

      Even easier still, don't install it in the first place.

      When the updates finish downloading from Microsoft, choose custom install (instead of express) then untick the "Windows Genuine Advantage Notification" button, and continue - then choose "Do not alert me about unselected updates again" when a window pops up saying you're not installing everything.

      Job's a good 'un.

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    2. Re:Even easier by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      yeah, but then you don't get all the advantages that come with Genuine Windows notification, which are... um... ...I'll, um, get back to you on that.

      (yeah, this came up last night and I printed the EULA and declined it)

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  40. What type of nag message windows? by Psykechan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are they going to have the annoying Windows XP style message box hovering over the tray that tells me that my USB 2 device could work faster if it was plugged into a non-existant USB 2 port on my USB 1.1 system?

    Maybe they could have the annoying Search Mutt take up the left hand window and do a little animation while I have to figure out how to turn it off?

    Or they could have that bastard Clippy come on screen and tell me something like "It looks like your copy of Microsoft Windows" isn't licensed properly." with a list of solutions on how I can throw more money at MS.

    Lastly there is the universal message box that could pop up right in the middle of the screen stealing focus. That's a classic.

    Microsoft Windows has so many annoyances to choose from that most users will probably just click OK when the message box pops up. After all, it's worked so well for WinZip.

    1. Re:What type of nag message windows? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, for years I have been calling Windows XP, Whinedows.

      I do agree there are too many annoying pop ups and messages, but then, because of the installed marketshare that Windows has, they have to cater to the lowest common denominator, i.e. people that wouldn't realize their USB could work faster because they have no clue what the difference is between 1.1 and 2.0.

      On the other hand, you could model an OS like OSX, which tells you nothing. You never know when something doesn't work because Apple doesn't see fit that you should now. Apple thinks they know everything you are going to do, and so anticipates the problems you might have by just not allowing you to do it or by not supporting that feature. For instance, I had a printer that could support borderless printing, except Apple never allowed borderless printing because they thought it was too complicated for Mac users (I assume).

      Of course, we are talking about people using pirated copies of Windows, so I don't have any compassion for someone that has an annoying popup that says they are thieves and should buy the software. They have two options. Struggle in the world of Linux where you would be ecstatic for a popup telling you how to install a printer driver, or just buy Windows.

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    2. Re:What type of nag message windows? by vonsneerderhooten · · Score: 3, Informative
      Are they going to have the annoying Windows XP style message box hovering over the tray that tells me that my USB 2 device could work faster if it was plugged into a non-existant USB 2 port on my USB 1.1 system?

      Whoo boy!! Have i got a registry key for you!
      HKLM\microsoft\windows\currentversion\explorer\adv anced\

      Create/set a new DWORD: enableballoontips=0(hex value)
    3. Re:What type of nag message windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have to cater to the lowest common denominator, i.e. people that wouldn't realize their USB could work faster because they have no clue what the difference is between 1.1 and 2.0.

      Anyone who doesn't know that the difference between USB 1.1 and USB 2.0 is 0.9 doesn't deserve to use a computer.

    4. Re:What type of nag message windows? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      most people won't ahve USB 1.1 on there XP machine.
      Since most people by both at the same time.

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    5. Re:What type of nag message windows? by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 1

      Apple never allowed borderless printing because they thought it was too complicated for Mac users

      I don't think this has anything to do with Apple or OSX. I don't know how to make borderless prints with my borderless printer in XP. Personally I blame HP and don't beleive that feature really works as advertised.

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    6. Re:What type of nag message windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your mac could not do borderless printing, it's a driver issue. My father has a Mac and a borderless printer. He has no problems making borderless prints with his setup. I get them in the mail weekly!

    7. Re:What type of nag message windows? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Informative
      Maybe they could have the annoying Search Mutt take up the left hand window and do a little animation while I have to figure out how to turn it off?

      Strangely enough, I got a new PC in work today that was the most recent XP build our IT dept has put out. On the search page there was a new "link" at the bottom saying "turn off animated character". I clicked on it and the dog walked off into the distance, never to be seen again. That damn mutt actually made me smile! Nice new feature, not sure if it was M$'s own, or something the IT guys put in.

      I prefer to turn off the whole "search assistant" thing entirely and revert to the older "I how a file system search works" one. For reference:

      HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curre ntVersion\Explorer\CabinetState

      Value Name: Use Search Asst

      Data Type: REG_SZ (String Value)

      Value Data: yes or no (default = yes)

    8. Re:What type of nag message windows? by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      I just tried this. I had to click "Change preferences", and then I have a "Without an animated screen character" option, and then the dogs walks right the f/ off!

      Thanks for the info!

  41. Doesn't work by DnemoniX · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just suggested this to a friend and he reported back that it says it can not be uninstalled.

  42. People will stop patching... by the_doctor_23 · · Score: 1

    From TFA: Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications will be deployed by using Automatic Updates.

    So users of pirated Windows will stop apllying patches now... Great, even more trojaned b0xes on the 'net...
    <sarcasm>I for one welcome our hax0red-b0xen-overlords...</sarcasm>

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  43. Hmm... by post.scriptum · · Score: 1

    A new version of the LegitCheckControl.DLL cr@ck was released not so long ago, I wonder if it has something to do with this. And I think so.

  44. "Enhancement" by MaggieL · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Microsoft is enhancing its Genuine Advantage program...
    Which lets you know what MSFTs idea of "enhancement" is. Imagine their definition of "innovation".

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  45. Whew.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing for Microsoft that no one will ever find a work-around for this...

  46. Easy fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can hide this update at http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/

    It will never be installed so you won't have to worry about it at all.

  47. To take a quote from McNealy by neonprimetime · · Score: 1

    "It's the good guys versus the bad guys, and the good guys are winning."

    This won't fly well with the customers (or non-customers) :-)

  48. Activation is annoying... by puppetman · · Score: 1

    My PC at work, on a corporate XP license fails the "authenticity check" we were asked/forced to perform (some ActiveX virus you have to download and run from the Microsoft site).

    My legit, paid-for copy of XP Pro at home requires a call to India every time I have to format the hard drive.

    Crap like this had me googling "Battlefield 2 wine linux" - the last thing holding me to Windows.

    1. Re:Activation is annoying... by TheZorch · · Score: 1

      Go with the new Intel Macs. Battlefield 2 is available for Mac OS X and you cna still use WinXP for other stuff if you want using BootCamp.

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  49. Why I pirate Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't enjoy using Windows. I don't believe Windows is a good product. I have no trust that Microsoft will work with Windows to make it an OS I want to use: Secure, Intuitive, Resilient, and Stable. Now, 5 years from now that might be different. I'm keeping my eye on Vista hoping that it will make some progress, and improve Windows. If Windows improves, I will be happy to pay for and use it. For now, I'm sticking to MacOSX.

    However, sometimes I have no choice. I HAVE to use Windows. Why? Because there is some program that I want to use that will ONLY run on Windows. I refuse to shell out $250 CDN to get a copy of XP Pro when I need to run one or two programs. Especially becuase I don't like the product, in the least. If it was a good product no problem.

    I have pirated, am pirating, and will continue to pirate (thanks to BootCamp, man is that handy). Until Microsoft produces a product I feel is worth $250 CDN. Windows is simply not worth what it sells for.

    1. Re:Why I pirate Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. I pirated OSX Tiger because paying $120 for bugfixes for Apple's shit SMB implementation was a rip-off.

      But you can buy Windows OEM for US$90, so please spare us the song-n-dance about how expensive it is.

    2. Re:Why I pirate Windows. by CarlinWithers · · Score: 1

      I can't agree more, Windows isn't worth the money they charge. I know a lot of people who pirate for the same reason. I personally don't, I just hate having to deal with the hassles (like this article is discussing). Not having to deal with the hassles of piracy is worth enough to me that I will pay, but I certainly am not paying for Windows itself.

      I have been working IT for a few years, and have been a computer geek for a long time now. I use Windows, Linux, and OSX about equally. Whenever anyone asks me to reccomend a system for them, I always reccomend Mac. I used to hesitate because of the need for Windows programs. But with the release of Boot Camp there is no longer any reason to hesitate in reccomending it to them.

    3. Re:Why I pirate Windows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do pay for XP pro for the opposite reasons. XP is very stable. If you deny this then you are a fool.

    4. Re:Why I pirate Windows. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

      XP is very stable.

      I agree, the botnet running on my cousin's PC hasn't crashed in months. Go, Microsoft! :)

  50. In the words of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your base are belong to us.

  51. And they wonder... by misfit815 · · Score: 1

    ...why so many of us are still running Win2k.

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  52. Horrible submission by rholliday · · Score: 2, Informative

    First, the title is "Windows Nag Windows to Counter Piracy." What does that even mean?

    Second, as nearly everyone has already noted, as designed this will not "keep appearing until you license your version of Windows or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake." It is uninstallable.

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    1. Re:Horrible submission by makomk · · Score: 1

      Windows Nag Windows to Counter Piracy

      Windows (the OS) now puts up nag windows (a bit like those ones you get on unregistered shareware) if it reckons you've pirated it. The supposed goal is to counter piracy...

      The title is both accurate and totally confusing at the same time. Nice!

    2. Re:Horrible submission by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      First, the title is "Windows Nag Windows to Counter Piracy." What does that even mean?

      Perhaps it would be clearer if I wrote it like this: Windows' "Nag Windows" to Counter Piracy.

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    3. Re:Horrible submission by rholliday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after I posted I looked again and realized they were going for clever but landed on confusing. Oh well, the title is technically accurate, but the rest is still pretty squarely wrong. :)

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  53. Read about forfeiture law!! by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, it's fucking scary.
    The idea dates back to admiralty law in England. Basically if you violated law with your boat they would put your /boat/ on trial, and not allow the boat to defend itself (this sounds insane, but I'm totally serious) And then when the boat was found guilty of a crime it would be turned over to the admiral (nutsy isn't it?)

    This seems quaint, antiquated and entirely absurd right?
    IT IS STILL LAW IN THE US.
    I think we can all collectively saw, wtf?!

    Excuse me...I'm going to go put my neighbors Porsche on trial

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  54. Canada also by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure if it's that MicroSoft PR monkeys are geographically challenged, simply lying, or planning total continental conquest, but everything is neglecting to mention that Canadian computers are also being hit by the mandatory spyware download of WGA through the update service.

    I realise that everyone says "don't blame anything on malicious intent when the source is so obviously clueless that they couldn't conceive the idea to be evil", so I must take it to be that they don't realise there is another country just north of Washington, or that they simply look and see the default language of the operating system is English.

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  55. May I take a moment to remind these users that... by merc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux does not nag you ;-)

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  56. Well by Udo+Schmitz · · Score: 1

    Apple makes up for it with QuicktimePro nagging :-/

  57. Windows 2000? by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    What about us Windows 2000 users, how do we get the nag software, or are we being discriminated against again?

  58. Now if ONLY Linux were actually READY for desktop. by Ahnteis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I love the many comments in this topic about how people will switch to linux.

    And I'll bet it does drive a few people to look into it. For about a month.

    Some few of those will keep it.

    The vast majority will be driven crazy by the little things that are lacking from desktop linux and will either find a better cracked version or break down and buy an OEM copy of Windows. And be left with a bitter taste in their mouth for linux.

    There have been many /. articles about the shortcomings of linux as a mainstream desktop solution, so I won't go into them here. Suffice it to say, if you aren't some kind of delusional fanboy, you can see the problems easily enough. [Quick, mod me down fanboys!]

    Its a shame there isn't a Linus equivalent helping linux on the useability side of things. =(

  59. Nag Screen Screenshot here.. by ujjalpathak · · Score: 1
  60. Java script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a java script to disable the NAG add-on once you load up the windows update site, but before you click "Custon" or "Express". It has to be used each time you attempt to update windows on the update site, or else the NAG "fails". OTher then that it goes through as normal, haven't had to try it recently

  61. Re:English First World (including Malaysia?) by gier · · Score: 1

    First off, I'm Malaysian. This story was out on one of our main papers on Tuesday. The thing that I'm trying to figure out is why is Malaysia included in the list. Heck, the title of the parent post is "English First World". Doesn't anybody else find it weird that Malaysia's in the list?

    No offense to anyone, but Malaysia's hardly a first world English country[1].

    [1] We're working on getting the first world part, but I don't think any amount of trying would make us "English".

  62. Next logical step by franksands · · Score: 0

    Why all this surprise? It is only logical that they would create something more diabolicaly annoying than the automatic update service. And they will probably keep stealing focus from your full-width application and crashing it to warn you that you're a bad, bad little boy.

  63. Has /. met its Bash Microsoft Quota for the day? by DroppedAtBirth · · Score: 1

    Has /. met its Bash Microsoft Quota for the day?

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  64. Insert Quarter... by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    I suspect this is just a test run of a future update to Windows Vista. Namely, all future copies of Vista will come with a USB Hardware Validation Tool. Every half hour of playing (err... using) your new Vista system, Clippy will pop to the front of your screen and ask you to please insert a quarter into the USB HVT to continue, or the machine will enter hibernation mode until 50 cents is inserted.

    When the HVT is full, a new HVT will be sent to your home, with the cost automatically charged to your Microsoft Credit Card. The hardware cost will be refunded when the "full" HVT is shipped back to Redmond.

  65. Missing the point... by DigitlDud · · Score: 4, Informative

    The point of this program is not to nag people who knowingly pirated Windows. They're just going to uninstall/hack it or whatever. It's to notify people who DON'T know that they're using a pirated XP install. Then they know not to buy computers from "John's Shady Computer Store" in the future.

    1. Re:Missing the point... by rcastro0 · · Score: 1

      The point of this program is not to nag people who knowingly pirated Windows. They're just going to uninstall/hack it or whatever. It's to notify people who DON'T know that they're using a pirated XP install. Then they know not to buy computers from "John's Shady Computer Store" in the future.

      If people can hack away the nagging window that John from the Shady Store can't then it is a Darwin Award to John: he deserves to be out of business. OTOH there's always "Dave's Shady Computer Store" across the street from John.

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    2. Re:Missing the point... by Entropius · · Score: 1

      If I had to buy a machine with Windows, I'd rather buy it from John's Shady Computer Store and not have to pay for Windows.

      Microsoft has already surrendered their right to get any ethical consideration for things like this. It's like the Scientologists' "Fair Game" policy -- piss them off and you become fair game for anything nasty. Same thing for MS: they consider themselves above the law, apparently, so they should be considered outside it. If anticompetition statutes don't apply to them, copyright doesn't either.

    3. Re:Missing the point... by dotcher · · Score: 1
      If people can hack away the nagging window that John from the Shady Store can't then it is a Darwin Award to John: he deserves to be out of business. OTOH there's always "Dave's Shady Computer Store" across the street from John.
      So, Microsoft just needs to update the tool every few months. Once John and Dave have shipped their machines with pre-loaded pirate copies of Windows, they can't update them - but Microsoft can. Eventually, the users will download the latest version of the validation tool, and they'll start getting the popups.

      Perhaps the next innovation in cracking activation will be the Consortium of Shady Stores Automatic Update Service, preloaded on all machines from John, Dave, Berlinda and Barry. That way, the latest cracks can be downloaded along with the latest updates to the validation tool.

    4. Re:Missing the point... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      So, Microsoft just needs to update the tool every few months. Once John and Dave have shipped their machines with pre-loaded pirate copies of Windows, they can't update them - but Microsoft can.
      Who says they can't? If they've hacked the system in the first place, surely they can place software that check for, download, and install -- all silently, naturally -- their own updates periodically.
    5. Re:Missing the point... by dotcher · · Score: 1

      That being the point of the last paragraph of my post. It's not there yet, and there's a bit of a gap between pre-loading a machine with a cracked LegitCheckControl.dll and running an online update service. But it's the logical next step.

    6. Re:Missing the point... by fastgood · · Score: 1
      The point of this program is not to nag people who knowingly pirated Windows.

      Microsoft nags you HUNDREDS OF TIMES in the first 30 days of activation for people who "knowingly bought XP" and haven't called it in yet.

      The not-at-all-friendly reminder at first seems from the initial wording that it could pop up a couple times a week perhaps.

      So what's the excuse for this near-hourly annoyance for PAYING customers?

    7. Re:Missing the point... by rcastro0 · · Score: 1

      Once John and Dave have shipped their machines with pre-loaded pirate copies of Windows, they can't update them - but Microsoft can.

      As long as the nagging is regional, all a hacker would have to do is make the pirated windows copy identify itself to the MS update server as being from one of the countries which are nag-free. Then it will not download the nagging code. Easier than hacking may be just to bring the pirate master-copy from abroad, to the same effect (if the language is adequate to the user -- english, for instance).

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    8. Re:Missing the point... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      If people can hack away the nagging window that John from the Shady Store can't then it is a Darwin Award to John: he deserves to be out of business.
      sure he can once he finds out about it.

      but his previous customers will start getting the nags and possiblly asking questions. Particularlly if they hadn't explicitly agreed to not having a legit copy of windows. Thats bad for John even if he can hack it out on his new builds.

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    9. Re:Missing the point... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      sure they can but its a step above what the average pirate could/would do.

      its also risky. if others start copying your update software then your update server could make you a major target for the anti-piracy brigade. I guess you could run it from a botnet but this would still require a lot of care and skill to get right.

      its also a LOT of work. every time a ms update comes out you would have to quickly get it downloaded and then modify your software QUICKLY (every day its availible and your update isn't is a day in which your customers could notice the issue) to allow said update to install (or at least appear to install) cleanly.

      you've also got a problem if your machines are used offline with ms updates brought to them on removable media.

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    10. Re:Missing the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. From "the Shady FAQ"...

      Symptom
      Windows Genuine Advantage announces blah-blah-blah...

      Cause
      Windows update blah-blab-blah (KB-foo) is known to have an incompatibility with the XYZ12345 USB controller used on certain models of Shady computers.

      Resolution
      Download this patch (link) for your Shady hardware.

      Heck... Everyone releases patches. When the Shady consortium finally gets set up, they can add an automated download tool for patches like this to support those users who have inadvertently run Windows Update twice...

  66. He could be a Mac user. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Hey, to be fair with the exception of a Windows text editor that I still use, all the shareware I've ever used was on a Mac. Eventually, I replaced it all with freeware under Mac OS X, but an awful lot of it is still on my hard drive.

    Old Mac freeware used to be slightly easier to find than Windows freeware, but most good apps were shareware back in the good old days.

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  67. It's all good. by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a tad suprised at the negative view that the Slashdot crowd has around WGA.

    Seriously, it's nothing but good for everybody.

    1. Microsoft gets to protect the copyright on its products. Protecting copyright is good for everyone. Proprietary, GPL, Open Source, it all boils down to Intelectual Property Law, and if there were no circumvention of it, people would be forced to make more appropriate choices. You're pretty pissed when companies violate the GPL, right? You should be equally pissed when someone violates the Windows EULA. Look at it this way: for every pirated copy of Windows, there is one less Linux User. If they can't afford Windows, welcome to the Free World.

    2. If you can't run a bootleg copy of Windows, maybe you will try something else/better ... a perfectly functional WGA would be Linux's best friend. Who the heck is going to shell out $300 bux for an OS on a $300 PC? Suddenly the value proposition around Linux becomes much more appealing.

    == feh ==

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    1. Re:It's all good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ? linux don't need people who don't buy their os. Redhat don't need people that can't spend some fucking dollars on the operating system.

      GPL != always free as a beer. Developers NEED money. Developers need users that BOUGHT windows and WILL BUY linux.

    2. Re:It's all good. by LordMaxxon · · Score: 1

      Who the heck is going to shell out $300 bux for an OS on a $300 PC?

      Most consumers, that's who. They'll buy whatever the salesman suggests. In addition, they're not likely to buy Windows CDs because Windows will come preinstalled on their $300 PCs.

    3. Re:It's all good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you except for one thing - the difficulty of buying certain kinds or brands of computers without getting stuck with the Windows Bundle (TM). I keep a machine with Windows legally installed on it for a variety of reasons - one being is that certain software like tax preparation stuff just isn't available for Linux. But for the other 3 machines I normally have going at any one time I see no need to have Windows running on them - but for the laptops at least I have Windows crammed down my throat.

      Copy protect the heck out of it - and make it less usable. That is fine with me. But this business of getting Windows whether or not I want it, and with a non-portable license is despicable.

    4. Re:It's all good. by Buran · · Score: 1

      certain software like tax preparation stuff just isn't available for Linux.

      Why not use the Web-based versions of TurboTax or H&R Block's Taxcut? Don't need to install anything, accessible from anywhere, keeps your previous-year tax returns on file, and is platform-neutral. Taxcut at least works fine on Firefox -- I've used it for 3-4 years straight now.

    5. Re:It's all good. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I'm from the tinfoil hat crowd with a distinct paranoia regarding spewing that much personal information all over the internet.

    6. Re:It's all good. by Buran · · Score: 1

      And they don't get it as it is to file your tax return? I'm careful too (shred things, as many e-bills as possible to keep them out of the mail where they could be stolen, have written in to stop junk mail and credit card offers, etc.) ... but if they're going to get the information anyway, why worry?

    7. Re:It's all good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they don't get it as it is to file your tax return?

      Oh... so you don't have your tax program print the filled in forms and then mail them?

  68. Will Windows think my legit XP is legit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought my Gateway PC in a box from BestBuy (nevermind any discussion of the wisdom of that). It came with windows XP installed, and with a windows genuine liscense sticker on the PC case.

    BUT, when HL2 came out, it told my my video driver was old and I should upgrade it. I did, but that caused a massive VPU error in my other games. At the time, ATI's website said it wasn't their fault (they later were proven wrong) and said that I should try updating my Bios. So I downloaded a Bios upgrade.

    After I installed the Bios upgrade, a Windows Authentification Error appeared on my screen, and told me that my windows version was not valid for this 'new' PC. It seems changing Bios versions convinced windows that it was copied to a new, different PC.

    After spending an hour or so on hold and talking to a Microsoft rep, they were finally convince that I was not a pirate, and gave me some 36 character alphanumeric code number, to give to windows (9 blocks of 4 char codes!! Im glad I had a pen handy). I typed that into windows, and from then on it worked normally.

    However, NOW I am very worried that this verification check will screw up, the same way the boot-up check failed after I changed my Bios. I *really* do not want to spend hours on hold with Microsoft, trying to convince them *AGAIN* that I BOUGHT THEIR PRODUCT LEGITIMATELY. Especially now since they probably have a record of my authentification failing once before, I wonder if they would not help me again.

    What do ppl think are the odds that this new check will fail, in my situation?

    What should I do? For now I am not installing the Genuine Advantage thing, but I *know* MS will make it mandatory soon.

    Thanks

    1. Re:Will Windows think my legit XP is legit? by Renraku · · Score: 1

      You should pirate Windows and not have to worry about it. Like so many other people. See, Microsoft? Your policies are pissing people off. It WILL cost you money in the long run. Maybe not today, or tommorow, but sometime next week. The small amount of annoyance, over time, is what drives competition and customers to said competition. The only reason Microsoft holds on is because of the arm twisting and threats.

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    2. Re:Will Windows think my legit XP is legit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but I was hoping for an answer...

  69. Why Malaysia in the group (and not China, say)? by gier · · Score: 1

    I commented elsewhere about this, but doesn't anyone else find the list weird. Here's a "find the odd one out" question:

    Of the five countries below, which one doesn't belong?

    1. USA

    2. UK

    3. Australia

    4. New Zealand

    5. Malaysia

    To my mind, there can only be two answers:

            a. USA since it is not part of the Commonwealth

            b. Malaysia since it is not a predominantly Caucasian, English speaking country.

    And why not do it in China, India, Germany, Philippines or Trinidad and Tobago too/instead?

    As a Malaysian, I am somehow bemused, though at the same time inordinately proud that we merit such attention from Redmond.

    1. Re:Why Malaysia in the group (and not China, say)? by Zspdude · · Score: 1

      You have a typo in your option a)

      Just replace "not part of the Commonwealth" with "hopelessly disconnected from the rest of the world" :)

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  70. Not all Windows editions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Server 2003 doesn't even have this listed on the update page. It also runs quite well as a desktop OS, with a few tweaks.

  71. 'enhancing?' 'genuine advantage?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't seem like enhancing to me.
    where is the 'genuine advantage' unless you are a microsoft shareholder.
    I guess it is goodbye to windows for those who are still left using it, since often the only way for 'licensed' users who change hardware configuration frequently, was to run a pirated version, even though they own a 'license'

  72. HP didn't give me media with my PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP didn't include windows media with my PC. They did include massive amounts of crap on the box. In order to get a clean system I had to re-install...SOMETHING... That something was a bootleg copy.

    Fortunately this won't impact me much. I only use windows for two things - production audio editing and Visio. Neither of those activities require internet access. So the box remains parasite free by not being connected to the internet (stateful hardware firewall or not).. I hate windows..

  73. linux nag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux may not nag you, but boy it's users sure do!

    1. Re:linux nag by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      >Linux may not nag you, but boy it's users sure do!

      Mindlessly trolling and/or flaming is not the same as nagging, just FYI.

  74. Re:I agree. A win for OSS and Mac users. by muuh-gnu · · Score: 0

    > Stealing, even from another thief, is still wrong.

    Copying software is, no matter how often you repeat it, not stealing.

    > I suspect most pirates will ignore the nag screens and..

    And people copying software and not paying for it are not pirates.

  75. Spoke with someone who ran into this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guy called me up to say he had decided to look at his test box yesterday. He had auto-update on. Rebooted and he got the Nag screen. He was soooo excited! Went over to his place to take a look. He remembered where he got the original CD. He built this test box with a downloaded copy of XP with SP2. Found a CD key off Google. Obviously the key must have been registered either stolen or found by Microsoft off Google as well. After having some fun with it to see if it actually killed anything (he didn't find anything) he found 2 files. wgatray.exe and wgatray.dll He renamed them and the nag screen went away. He thinks he won't be able to get his updates now, but will let me know in 6 mos when he looks at this box again. Cheers!

  76. I'll take a -1 for this... by Mewtwo · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft had its way without such things as anti-trust laws, a user with a pirated copy of Windows could post proof that they've killed a Macintosh or Linux user, which would substitute as payment to validate their copy of Windows.

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  77. submitted yesterday by perle2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I submitted this same story yesterday around noon, _before_ the update was rolled out, with a title that actually made sense... it was rejected, of course. Next time I'll write in greek, maybe that will help.

  78. That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I once set my clock to the year 2200 before installing a shareware application that had a hard and fast 30 day trial. It set the trial expiration date almost 200 years in the future and I am still using it to this day many years later....

    1. Re:That's nothing... by PW2 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with paying that man for the software you are enjoying? Do you sneak into Taco Bell and feed yourself before they open for business?

    2. Re:That's nothing... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Depends. When Taco Bell comes in and opens they're gonna notice missing tacos. When the shareware guys comes home, his software hasn't dissappeared from his computer.

      Do I disagree with using software you don't have permission to use? Yep. But don't try to use an analogy that flat out doesn't fit.

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    3. Re:That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a word?

      Yes.

    4. Re:That's nothing... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think the average Taco Bell amanager let alone regular employees are sharp enough to notice a few missing tacos?

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    5. Re:That's nothing... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. The fact remains though that physical property has been removed that must be (presumably) replaced.

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    6. Re:That's nothing... by PW2 · · Score: 1

      I just wish there was a way to get people in general to feel as good about paying their software providers as they do about paying for other goods and services.

    7. Re:That's nothing... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Do you sneak into Taco Bell and feed yourself before they open for business?

      Why would I? Taco Hell is nasty. Del Taco is much better. :-)

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    8. Re:That's nothing... by PW2 · · Score: 1

      The analogy does fit -- in both cases a service is provided in order that the person has enough money to get something to eat at the end of the day. You're willing to give your money to the Taco Bell guy who then earns enough to get something at McD's later that day, but for some reason some people are too cheap when it comes to paying for software.

    9. Re:That's nothing... by justthinkit · · Score: 1
      Many years ago, unimpressed with the MS offering, I checked out reminder programs and settled on xReminder, ultimately registering it for just 20. All major updates to the program have been free, and it is one of my most useful programs today. PKZip deserved and earned my $ back in the DOS days and today PKZip for Windows is good enough for me, mainly because I use the included DOS extension. Spinrite was another highly deserving utility purchase. I'd also give honorable mention to CuteFTP (that revolutionized the interface to FTP, IMHO) and Eudora (that loses points due to too-frequent must-pay-to-get updates).

      More recently I have registered DivX (I have a D'zign DV5 DivX-creating digital camera), Acronis' True Image v9 and 3D Ultra Pinball Thrillride ;-) (just $5 thru one of Amazon's "aged software" partners) [current high score of ~1x10^^10].

      The point is that we are all in this together. We should all buy/support/promote good products. Everything I listed above cost less than a high-end video card -- small potatoes, really, but a definite feel good.

      I would also add that we should support good online sites -- two that come to mind are this site (that I have not yet registered with due to lack of perceived value in doing so) and PC Magazine's Utility download deal -- $20 for one year of utilities is not too shabby -- Instaback paid for a year in itself.

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    10. Re:That's nothing... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      By that logic I've stolen from the software guy if I choose to uninstall though. Or if I write something myself to do the same work. Or if a friend trys his software and is about to buy it but I recommend a free alternative. In all cases he did not get any money from me. In the last case I even directly deprived him of money that he would have gotten without my interference. None of it was theft though.

      Simply depriving of potential revenue does not equal theft. Theft is when they are deprived of property (ie, you have displaced something they owned and commandered it for your own purposes, such that they can no longer use it themselves).

      To give another analogy, if the manager of Taco Bell puts the new Chalupa Burrito Grande recipe up on the billboard and says "Go make your own tacos. If you enjoy them send me $1.". I jot down the recipe, go home, cook it up, and decide that it tastes alright. I never send the $1 though. Does he deserve $1? Probably if I enjoy them. If I don't send it have I stolen anything? Not by a long shot.

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  79. Hidden agendas and open source by Bellhead · · Score: 1
    This change in Microsoft's policy is a left-handed complement to open source: the success of Linux and other open-source projects (cough*Firefox*cough) has broken the business model that was, until now, Microsoft's secret weapon in the war for world domination. Let's consider: A monopolist always gets paid sooner or later. Microsoft wants you to pirate their software, because the company knows that, sooner or later, users who have learned to use Microsoft products will go to work for a company which will pay for it. It's not about revenue: it's about denying it to your competition A monopolist knows that he'll never get 100% of the market, and he doesn't want it anyway. The trick is not to keep 95% of the market: the trick is to prevent your competitors gaining ground. Consumers buy software (and almost anything else) based on price, and if little Johny needs a word-processor for school when Word costs $200 and WordPerfect costs $20, WordPerfect wins: unless, of course, Word is "free", in which case Microsoft wins because WordPerfect loses. It's not about revenue, it's about controlling costs The one thing about pirated software that nobody thinks about is, paradoxically, its most important aspect: pirated software isn't entitled to support! Recall that the Microsoft Office suite used to have a dual-use license, which allowed users to take a copy home, thus denying revenue to Microsoft's competitors. However, that license was amended when Microsoft figured out that it could eliminate support costs for home users simply by looking the other way when users "stole" the software. The window of opportunity is small, but it's there (Yes, pun intended). Here's where we stand now: Microsoft is seeing open-source gain market share, and the company is in a panic because, given widespread knowledge of a free-as-in-speech alternative, consumers will have an attack both of conscience and common sense, and will abandon Microsoft's sleezeware paradigm in favor of software their kids can learn and use without shame. Redmond's finest are betting that their existing user base - the parents who learned on Microsoft software - will pony up the bucks for a "legal" copy just because it's the easy thing to do.

    The question is if open-source advocates can get enough users converted in time to prevent the new generation learning nothing from the old one's mistakes.

    Bellhead

    1. Re:Hidden agendas and open source by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      >The question is if open-source advocates can get enough users converted in time to prevent the new generation learning nothing from the old one's mistakes.

      Between the dependence most students/office workers have on Office, and the state of gaming on Linux (hay guyz we can play gaemz from 4 yrz ago at shitty frameratez, yay...) ...the answer is a loud and unquestioning NO.

  80. That's nothing. I'm on day NEGATIVE 32,768 of 30! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gotta love the old Windows 3.1 shareware. No registry worries, just change the system clock forward prior to installing any shareware and then set it back. Or edit the INI files it creates / modifies (i.e. SYSTEM.INI or WIN.INI.)

    Amazingly enough, a lot of 32-bit apps can be fooled with similar techniques, including some AV software. My Norton will let me update until 2014. Then I'll just uninstall, re-install, and start over again, assuming my PC lives that long. :)

  81. Re:Great..from the same !@#$% up people who gave u by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Certification during installation. So why the hell do all my Microsoft PocketPC applications tell me they are from an unknown publisher. WTF M$ ???

    I flashed Familiar Linux over PocketPC in my iPaq very long time ago. Since then, I do compile all applications myself, so they are 100% "certified", whatever you mean by it. I suggest you to do the same. ARM platform target is not difficult to croscompile for on any typical x86 desktop Linux box.

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  82. Nothing new. by Rufty · · Score: 1

    There's been a nag screen in Windows for years. It's blue, it deletes all your work and only goes when you upgrade to Linux...

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    1. Re:Nothing new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There's been a nag screen in Windows for years. It's blue, it deletes all your work and only goes when you upgrade to Linux...

      Ha! Ha! I'm using cliches from 6 years ago! Ha! Ha!

      So, what ya gonna break out with next, pops? A "clever" all your base joke, or a more subtle red pill/blue pill gag?
       
      Meanwhile, those of us with working brain cells will continue to either enjoy our NT-based windows which run for weeks and months (sans bluescreen) or will bash MS for things which are wrong with them now (Genuine advantage, security), not what was wrong with them in the last century!

  83. Good. by d_jedi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    If you don't have a valid license for Windows, you have no right to use it, PERIOD.

    I expect Microsoft is monitoring the "cracks" that will inevitiably appear to this system, and is working out any false negatives.. such that they can drop the hammer (ie. disable unlicensed versions of Windows completely) come Vista.

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    1. Re:Good. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      And if I have a valid license, they have no right to treat me like a criminal, PERIOD. Stores can't demand to inspect your purchases after you've paid for them. Why does MS have the right? Because they can ammend the terms you are bound to any time they like?

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    2. Re:Good. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      Why does MS have the right? Because they can ammend the terms you are bound to any time they like?

      Yup.

      Besides, if you're not "pirating" Windows, you have nothing to worry about. And if they treat their customers that way, you might want to consider switching to a better class of OS vendor.

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    3. Re:Good. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That assumes the country the person using it has the same(if any) copyright laws.

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    4. Re:Good. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were just kidding, but I'll take issue anyway while I'm still on my high horse.

      Has changing contract terms on the fly ever stood up in court? (I'm curious here. Does anyone know?) In any case, I don't agree with the 'if you're not X, you have nothing to fear' logic. I do my best to follow the law and would have nothing to fear from the police searching me. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't object to an illegal search and seizure. In this example, and with MS, I object to the impuning of my character, the burden of proving my innocence, and the fact it is unethical. As for switching OS's, I told them so in my letter to MS this morning. Will they listen, who knows. But if you don't speak up, no one ever hears you.

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    5. Re:Good. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Sure they do. They have the right to treat you however they like, and you have the right to uninstall Windows and run something else. That's the free market-- Microsoft is free to do what they like, and you're free to do what you like.

    6. Re:Good. by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I just erase the EULA and rebuild the disk. I've never agreed to the EULA yet, and so if they can revise contract terms on the fly then so can I. Just normal copyright law binds you until such time as you agree to the EULA. So don't agree.

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    7. Re:Good. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > If you don't have a valid license for Windows, you have no right to use it, PERIOD.

      Actually, if you baught the software, and pretty much obayed the license agreement, such as, running the software on one computer etc. You have every right to use it.

      Just because some person generates the key with a key generator or steals the key by looking behind the computer at the key. Does not mean the person who has the original should be punished for it or has no right to use the software.

      Unfortunately I see more of the latter happening than the pirates being stopped.

      Some pirates tend to have patched copies of Windows, that do not have any of this none-sense either, so who in the end gets punished? The home user.

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    8. Re:Good. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      And they're free to bribe Congress to make it a felony for you to do anything they don't like, and you are free to vote for one party which voted for such laws (DMCA, No Electronic Theft, etc) or the other party which voted for such laws.

      That's not fair.

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  84. AH, so it's still in Beta! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    "Thank you for trying out this free beta version of Microsoft Windows XP 0.91B (TM). Please register soon and get 1.0, with all the vulnerability bugs fixed!"

    1. Re:AH, so it's still in Beta! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      You mean with all the bugs updated with new ones

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  85. Good thing I've got anti-spyware... by Qwavel · · Score: 2, Funny

    No problem - Windows Defender (formerly MS Anti-Spyware) will remove this. Won't it?

    1. Re:Good thing I've got anti-spyware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're either trying to be funny or you're just an idiot.

  86. Re:I agree. A win for OSS and Mac users. by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    "Granted, one shouldn't steal software from Microsoft. Stealing, even from another thief, is still wrong."

    But it's okay for MS to screw over millions of people with Windows ME, right? I couldn't care less if Windows gets pirated a lot (oh, poor, poor, billionaire MS!) because I was one of the suckers who wound up with a ME-infected machine for my first computer. But maybe I wouldn't feel that way if they actually compensated all the people they totally screwed over with that. Still, as a (now) Debian-user, I don't understand why people put up with this from Microsoft. Would you shop at a store if they strip-searched you every time you entered and left the store?

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  87. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  88. On the other hand ... by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    Using their patch delivery system for marketing purposes stinks to high heaven. And is offensive to those of us who paid cash for OS. Plus it's one more piece of code taking up room (I don't care if it's 1k or 1000k) and cycles on my machine just to digitally ask "papers please." I've installed the other "genuine advantage tools" crap, registered, and so on. Why yet another? It's the last straw!

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  89. The more things change.... by fizbin · · Score: 1
    Bill Gates has a long history of nagging people into paying for his software.

    Excerpted from Bill Gates's 1976 "Open Letter to Hobbyists"
    http://www.blinkenlights.com/classiccmp/gateswhine .html:
    Why is this? As the majority of hobbyists must be aware, most of you steal your software. Hardware must be paid for, but software is something to share. Who cares if the people who worked on it get paid? ...
    I would appreciate letters from any one who wants to pay up, or has a suggestion or comment. Just write to me at 1180 Alvarado SE, #114, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87108. Nothing would please me more than being able to hire ten programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software.
  90. But I thought... by Sleepy · · Score: 1

    ... isn't this already served by the Microsoft "blue screen" feature??

  91. Another option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These nag screens will keep appearing until you license your version of Windows or, presumably, convince Microsoft they've made a mistake.

    Or maybe, just maybe, switch to something that doesn't require all the bullshit that Windows does. Back in the days when I managed desktops for a company we switched everyone in the company to Office 2000, the first thing I worked with that required registration from MS. The first installs went fine, connecting through our LAN connection to the net and registering quickly. Anticipating growth, we purchased some extra copies and left them on the shelf. Shortly after the relaese of Office XP, I tried to install a copy off of the shelf. Lo and behold, it wouldn't register over the 'net anymore! Instead, it took 1/2 hour to call and register by phone. About the third time of this nonsense, I tracked down a copy of Office 2000 Corporate and put an end to this foolishness!

    They forced us to pirate a copy of their Office!

    Of course, when the copies of Office 2000 on the shelves ran out and we could no longer get anything but Office XP retail (the switch from Office 97 to Office 2000 was painful enough that the powers that be swore there would be no further upgrades) this same pirated disk made our continued use of Office 2000 easy.

    They forceed us to pirate their software to continue to use what, to us, was perfectly adequate software rather than upgrade!

    My last upgrade at home was from Windows 2000 to Gentoo Linux. I no longer have to worry about any of this crap!

  92. not a problem if your not stealing... by JumperPunk · · Score: 1

    the new "patch" isnt at all a problem if you own a legit copy of xp. you enter in the COA and activate when installing, validate the first time you go to do a MS update, and your done. the only time i ever see anything checking to see if im legit again is one extra click (not at all a big deal w/ DSL, esp. when i live about 1/4 mile away from the verizon building) when i download something from the MS website, which is like, never.

    granted though, if you own a HP/comcrap and didnt get/lost the recovery cds, then reinstalling will be a pain to get it to activate, but thats what you get for buying an expensive paperweight instead of building it yourself, or getting a friend who knows what he/she is doing to build it for you.

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    1. Re:not a problem if your not stealing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does copying software have to do with stealing?

  93. I'm laughing my ass off by clcobra · · Score: 1

    Ha-ha I'm laughing my ass off, what's next - We are unable to verify your identify, please insert MICROPASS ?

  94. Screen shots, discussions, DMCA, etc. by antdude · · Score: 1

    Broadband Reports/DSL Reports' security forum has a discussion about this. Even legit XP owners, including myself, are complaining.

    Look at TechCentral's article for screen shots and results of this nag stuff.

    I wonder if MS is going to contact ISPs with DMCA for those who pirated their products. It's very scary. I have heard and seen pirated software users with this before. An example: VisualRoute -- http://www.google.com/search?q=visualroute+dmca

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    1. Re:Screen shots, discussions, DMCA, etc. by schwit1 · · Score: 1

      ISP won't do it for free. They are not an arm of the software police. They will rightfully expect the software companies to foot the investigative bill.

  95. Mod parent up -- it's *not* uninstallable by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read an article about this yesterday, I think it came from Google News (now I can't find it, and I was going to submit it to /. too) where the journalist actually corresponded via email with someone from Microsoft and got explicit answers to questions on how easy it is to install, decline to install, and remove. I think this was from some tech publication in New Zealand or Australia.

    At any rate, what I remember being the bottom line was that you can decline to install the Notification system without penalty, by declining the EULA. However, how many people really read those EULAs, and how many people just click through them? We all know the answer to that. Once you've clicked through and agreed to install the software, it's not designed to be removable. Regardless of whether or not it may be possible to remove (much like IE is removable, if you're really determined) it's not supposed to be. This was made pretty clear in the email from the MS rep.

    It's not uninstallable, it may perhaps be removable, is I guess the bottom line here. Those are two different things.

    The closest you can get to "uninstalling" it is disabling the notifications, but they'll go back on automatically the next time a new release is downloaded.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up -- it's *not* uninstallable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also if you read the EULA, you'll notice it's BETA software. Yay, uninstallable beta software that claims to be a critical patch to get people to install. EULA also states it sends info back to Microsoft, but hey it's OK, it's 'not personally identifiable'. Really.

  96. Driving people to OOo slaughters the cash cow by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    [If pirates are switching to GNU/Linux because of Windows activation issues,] Then it's working, isn't it?

    Not once people in China, India, and other rapidly developing countries start developing and using applications designed for GNU/Linux. Then companies that trade with companies in developing countries will need to make their business processes Linux compatible.

  97. :rolleyes: by hahanoob · · Score: 1

    You guys are serious tools. You're not even required to get the update, and nobody with a pirated copy of XP has automatic update on anyways. Even if this was as serious as you people would like to make it out to be, you're using warez for christ sakes, Microsoft has every right. It BAFFLED me how stupid some of you are.

  98. All this calling-back to M$ is a pain... by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

    ...even when you're doing everything legitimately!

    I purchased a copy of Windows XP way back when for my home PC. However, I do not use the legit version, preferring instead to use a pirated copy that does not require liscensing. I've already paid for a legit version, so why do I use a hacked version? BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO CALL MICROSOFT FOR AUTHENTICATION EVERY TIME I RE-INSTALL WINDOWS. I recently decided to wipe my hard drives and re-install my OS. Happens all the time when you're running Windows, right? Well, I had to re-install four times in one day because as soon as I ran Windows Update, I'd get a BSOD. Finally solved the problem -- apparently the latest Windows updates didn't like the version of my motherboard drivers that came with the board, I had to have the latest version. But that meant calling some outsourcing firm in India four times to re-authenticate my OS. Every person that I talked to was obviously ESL and with just a bare grasp of English, btw. I'd always thought that this was just an anti-M$ prejudice/stereotype. Not anymore.

    And before someone starts a rant about why I should be using Linux/OSX instead, the only reason that I run Windows in the first place is because it supports some apps that I couldn't run otherwise. Really, I much prefer OSX. And when the time rolls around to purchase a new PC, you can bet your ass that I'll be buying a dual-bootable Mac, and only rarely using Windows to access select apps, too. (And how many people out there are actually going to pay for Windows when it's their secondary OS?)

    To me, by adding even more nagging to Windows, M$ is just making those of us who would have purchased a legit version reluctant to go with a non-hacked deal... Or it might just make users like me leave the M$ world entirely. Smooth move, guys!

  99. I'm installing linux... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Today i've decided that its time i try linux again. I have a dual AMD 2000+ with 1 gig sitting here doing nothing. I'll keep my amd64 windows, but i'm going to install linux on the older dual and get up to speed.

    Thank you Microsoft.

    1. Re:I'm installing linux... by BigJasonWebb · · Score: 1

      What is the appeal of Linux? I honestly don't know. I have always heard that it is fine as a server, but for a desktop it is no good. Is there any good comparisons out there, or maybe an article about making the switch from windows to Linux?

    2. Re:I'm installing linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get kororaa live-cd and see for yourself, one desktop experience tells more than thousand screenshots.
      http://kororaa.org/

      Then you should try ubuntu...

    3. Re:I'm installing linux... by dsci · · Score: 1

      Forget the stupid hype; Linux is fine on the desktop. Besides myself (for all of my business computers), I know a bunch of people using it 'on the desktop.'

      The best bet is to try it and decide for yourself. Check one of the live distros so you don't have to install anything. Give it a whirl. Or two.

      My experience is that migration follows a distinct pattern.

      (1) resistance: You will probably boot up Linux and complain about all the things that are different from Windows. The relative number of times you will boot Linux in this phase is small, as you prefer to stay in the comfort zone of Windows.

      (2) interest: Linux is different. Some of those differences will capture your interest. You will begin to say, "hmmm, in Linux I'd do it this way" when using Windows. You will start to compare Windows more and more.

      (3) frustration: with both; There will be things that begin to frustrate you (tremendously) about Windows, while your comfort level with Linux is not very high. But, the more you use it, you will likely find yourself leaning more toward Linux as a productive tool.

      (4) Prefer Linux or Honest Dual Booter: Eventually, you will probably reach the point that you PREFER Linux. However, you may have certain things for which Windows remains more useful, so you dual boot. There is nothing wrong with that.

      There will be periods of very high frustration while learning Linux. The learning curve of any OS can be steep (Windows is a convoluted mess to learn at any depth, imo). Just remember, that for many, many people, Linux is just more productive. Period. It gets out of your way and lets your computer be a tool, not just a toy.

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    4. Re:I'm installing linux... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      The appeal for me, is that it is an alternative. Even better that its a free alternative that is based around an idea that is in direct opposition to the corperate dictatorship concept.

      I've tried red hat before and found it to be pretty useful for a desktop os. I did become increasingly frustrated when i got into "dependency hell" and I thought to myself "why am i doing this?"

      I wanted to tinker but i only have so much time...

      I'll always keep linux in the back of my mind because of what it represents and hopefully it will catch up to microsoft and apple...

      but more importantly, hopefully it will become more user friendly. My first adventure with redhat was unfriendly in the end and frustrating...

      I'll gladly try it again, because i seek freedom... but also ease of use. I will not dump windows because of the apps, but also the ease of use. It does what i need... albiet in an ineligant manner.

      I'm pretty impressed with what Apple has been doing and i'm completely uninterested in Vista.

      I have deep concerns about the DRM movement, and i mean look... we as people who seek freedom, must take it, not wait for them to give it to us.

      So there is Linux... and hopefully soon... it will be easy enough for all, and have the major apps that people use.

    5. Re:I'm installing linux... by nmos · · Score: 1

      Short answer: Freedom.

      I don't mean in the somewhat vauge utopian way that some (mis)associate with Stallman etc but in the feeling of being limited only by my own willingness to learn. If I want to try something new like learning a new programming language or booting a computer over a network or whatever I just do it rather than having to crack open my check book every time I want to explore. Also freedom from being treated like either a child or a criminal by the likes of MS and Sony with their product keys, activation schemes, rootkits etc. Freedom from unreasonable EULAs, the other day I noticed that the latest Flash Player Eula makes you agree to allow Adobe to "audit" your computer any time they want! I know they'll probably never actually demand an audit but why should I agree to let some joker into my house any time they want over some toy? The cost is nice too. I've got 6 computers around here at the moment and since my business is so closely tied to my hobby I probably couldn't legally use a lot of the "free for personal use" freeware that many use. The cost to outfit all of these with a modern Windows + AV + utilities and server software would run me into the thousands, and of course half of these machines wouldn't even run a modern Windows without serious upgrades.

      Sorry for the rambling, but that's at least part of the appeal of Linux for me.

  100. Re:About that disabled ActiveX control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  101. oblig. arrested development quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've made a huge mistake."

  102. WinZip I presume by HermanAB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, 7-Zip really is better... ;)

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  103. I wonder if the text of the error is in the clear? by What'sInAName · · Score: 1

    It would be cool if the text of the message was unencrypted. Then you could just change it to what you want.

    This reminds me of something a friend of a friend (allegedly) did to a friend of mine, but back in the day when you shut down Windows (98?), it would put on the screen in big, orange, block letters "IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER", or something to that effect. At any rate, said friend lived in a house full of guys who were always talking trash to one another. One typical phrase bandied about was "Shut your fucking hole!". Well, one time, said FOAF got on said friend's computer when he wasn't around. The next time my friend shut his computer down, it said... you probably guessed it...

    IT IS NOW SAFE TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE

  104. WRONG by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
    Read the rest of the sentence:

    How to uninstall Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications
    You can use Add or Remove Programs to view Windows Genuine Advantage Notifications, but you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove the notifications.
    from http://support.microsoft.com/kb/905474/en-us

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    1. Re:WRONG by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 1

      HAve you tried this? IT says "this update cannot be uninstalled" and there is no "remove" button .Funny that you can uninstall all other security hotfixes but this genuine advantage/notification cannot be .

    2. Re:WRONG by thelem · · Score: 1

      The sentance in quotes that I posted was copy-pasted from the microsoft kb page. Microsoft must have since changed that page.

    3. Re:WRONG by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft's knowledge base is wrong (and not for the first time either)

      I have experienced this update first hand;

          You can decline the EULA, but most people blindly click YES without even reading them.

          The nag is highly annoying. It brands the login/shutdown screen, popus up a confirmation dialog with a short pause when you login, randomly shows a bubble dialog and puts a star-like icon in the system tray.

          You CANNOT remove it from add/remove programs (perhaps you can if Windows is considered legitimate, but I certainly couldn't). And if you have pirated windows the WGA-related updates will be completely hidden after your next reboot. Seriously; both the Windows Update and Notifications patches were visible after I installed them, but HIDDEN the next time I rebooted!! Perhaps Microsoft will go the whole way and just install a rootkit next time? (or perhaps they already have.. I probably should check that too)

          To dissable the warning requires that you run an ActiveX control from microsoft's website (and probably fill out a form identifying where you got windows from, I don't know..). There's no legitimate way of making the warnings go away without going through Microsoft.

          You CAN still use system-restore and return to a point before it was installed. Microsoft might dissable this in future.

          I already found a hack to cripple WGA Notification, which also prevents Windows Update from being able to restore it. Digg it.

          Microsoft have NOT gone far enough. This patch is nothing but a minor inconvenience and is not going to push widescale migration to Linux as I'd originally hoped.

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    4. Re:WRONG by Buran · · Score: 1

      But you can disable system tray balloons using a registry hack, which does basically the same thing. I posted this link farther up in another thread, but I think it's relevant here too.

      Tips & Tricks: Kill the System Tray Balloons

  105. Other techniques by billyradcliffe · · Score: 1

    They could always ask you to type in the 5th word of the 4th paragraph on the 89th page of the manual if you want to continue using Windows...

    1. Re:Other techniques by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      type in the 5th word of the 4th paragraph on the 89th page of the manual

            Please. When was the last time Windows came with a "manual" (except for the waste of pages that tells you how to put the CD in the drive and use a mouse?).

            Oh, perhaps you meant 5th word of the 4th paragraph of page 89 of the EULA...

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  106. This is a good thing, i hope they step it up by gotan · · Score: 1

    When people want to use Windows (especially the newest and thus obviously "best" variant) they should pay the price Microsoft is asking for it. The same goes for Office and Software in general (and not just from Microsoft): if you want it pay the price, if it's not worth its price take another product.

    The idea is to make the market work: The real reason Windows (the newest one) and also Office is on nearly every private PC is because of "unofficial" installations. If people really stopped to consider if they really need Windows XP, or if maybe Windows 98 (which the PC came with) will still do considering the price then we'd see a lot less Windows XP, and if they really pondered shelling out for Microsoft-Office vs. Star-Office or maybe OpenOffice then we'd see a lot of different decisions.

    Bill Gate once said that he preferred PCs that run a pirated Windows to ones with a competing OS and he's right: All those pirated Windows-Versions cement the Microsoft monopoly and the pirated MS-Office-Versions even more so. If everyone really were to pay for their MS-Windows and MS-Office we'd see a lot more Linux and OpenOffice around.

    Thus i'm really happy that MS is working at just that: make people pay the price for Windows (and Office too). Keep up the good work, Bill.

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  107. 7-Zip ... WTF. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Exactly what's the draw to this 7-Zip thing, anyway? This is the second time in as many days I've seen someone mention it.

    Does the world really need another compression program? Especially one that's less than 10% better (their own numbers) that current ones, and for which the only good implementation of it is for a single platform?

    Is using a format that new and unsupported really worth the extra 10% gain? I mean, storage is cheap these days. I can see why people might have jumped onto a new algorithm in 1985 for that kind of increase, but today it just seems like a waste of time and a risk to the future integrity and readability of your data.

    Personally, I'd never want to compress my data with anything unless it was a tried and true standard, adopted by everyone, burned into ROMs in lots of hardware implementations, available on every OS and every architecture, and probably tattooed on somebody's backside just for good measure. I'm glad that these 7-Zip folks have GPLed their code (lousy with Microsoft stuff as it is) and there seem to be some beta versions of utilities for other platforms ... (although none are interoperable, according to WP).

    I just don't get the draw. Except for really large enterprise systems, or tape backups using expensive and low-capacity (by todays standards) tapes, I can't imagine the increase in compression is really worth the hassle over 'Right Click > Send to > Compressed (zipped) Folder', that everyone in the world can open.

    It's got to be the warez traders driving this, nobody else possibly cares that much. What the hell is it with the compression-format-of-the-week though? Last time I checked it was RAR (which as far as I'm concerned ought to stand for Really Annoying to Recover), now it's 7-Zip.

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    1. Re:7-Zip ... WTF. by milimetric · · Score: 1

      well, the draw for me is that it is free. The 10% difference is the difference between the _paid for only_ version of WinZip. The "ultra" compression of 7z is really great for source code files. Besides that, I like the ease of use from command line. I never figured out how to make batch jobs with winzip but 7z comes very naturally to me. It's not for everyone, but the fact that it is free instead of nagware is great. Try it if you're curious, I think it's better, you might too. What you are advocating is stagnation and never trying anything new.

    2. Re:7-Zip ... WTF. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It has approximatly the same compression, and is some cases slightly better.
      It is free
      It opens more compression types.
      It is easy to use via the command line.
      I seldomg compress anything, but I do deal with files someone else has zipped.

      I can not tell you the number of times I have unzipped something and the file is only a few bytes larger.

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    3. Re:7-Zip ... WTF. by radish · · Score: 1

      I don't use it because of the 7z compression format. I use it because 7-zip opens pretty much any archive I throw at it (unlike most of it's competitors) and it's free (also unlike most of it's competitors).

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    4. Re:7-Zip ... WTF. by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      As another poster mentioned, I use 7-zip because it opens a lot of archive types, but also because it compresses .ZIP files better than WinRAR or WinZIP (admittedly, I only have tried the shareware version). As a note, KZIP does an even better job of making .ZIP files, but it is very slow on maximum compression.

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    5. Re:7-Zip ... WTF. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Storage may be cheap, but bandwidth isn't.

  108. Clippy: Seems you try to run windows ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    clippy: "It seems you try to run Windows on your system, do you want to have alternatives? yes/no/cancel"

    "I see you tried to cancel Windows on your system, do you want to reboot? yes/cancel"

    "I see you are using a illegal copy of Windows Vista, do you want to call home? yes/no"

    "Your registration is succeeded and has invoiced on your visa bill, do you want an invoice? no/no"

    "Fatal error occured at line#$"

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  109. Re:May I take a moment to remind these users that. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Nope, just it's users... ;)

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  110. Rules and Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it okay for Microsoft to use their automatic installer to install an application that puts notices on your screen and decreases your ability to use and enjoy your computer and there is a huge public outcry when Sony includes a rootkit that must be installed before music that they distribute can be played on a computer? Aren't they both forms of malware? Granted, Microsoft's Genunine Advantage application can be removed simply. And, Microsoft is protecting their operating system, Sony was protecting their music content. Is it just me who sees a parallel here?

  111. Re:Now if ONLY Linux were actually READY for deskt by PsychoSid · · Score: 1
    The Linux kernel is about as usable as the Windows one.

    I am guessing you mean the whole GNU/Linux distribution experience. Whilst you may be right - things are improving all the time.

    Can the same thing be said of Windows ?

  112. How DO you know? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    (NAG==GAN) returns false.
    if it was :
    ("NAG"=="GAN") returns false.
    then thats taement would be correct, but since it is referencing some type of variables, there is no way of knowing they are equal, without a test.

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  113. Good strategy, I like it! by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's anti piracy strategy: Build in popup nag screens, DRM, restrict security updates... Basically do everything that will make their OS less appealing so that pirates and others won't want it anymore.

    I wish you well Microsoft, I really do. BTW the next version of Suse is suppose to be an ass kicker...

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  114. No... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    Protecting copyright is good for everyone. [...] You're pretty pissed when companies violate the GPL, right? You should be equally pissed when someone violates the Windows EULA.

    Er, no. The GPL protects my freedom. The Windows EULA takes it away.

    For the most part, the GPL is a workaround for problems created by copyright. The fact that the GPL's legal teeth come from copyright itself is just a bit of irony. If it were legal to reverse engineer software and redistribute it with changes, there'd be little need for the GPL, IMO.

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    1. Re:No... by radish · · Score: 1

      Poppycock. The GPL provides certain rights (such as modifying and distributing the source to an app) and also forbids some activities (such as lifting chunks of code into a non-GPL app) - it's not "protecting your freedom" in any real sense. I think maybe you're confusing the GPL with something like the BSD license.

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    2. Re:No... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      The GPL provides certain rights (such as modifying and distributing the source to an app) and also forbids some activities (such as lifting chunks of code into a non-GPL app) - it's not "protecting your freedom" in any real sense.

      Sure it is; it's protecting my freedom to use, distribute, and modify software. It only forbids activities that would limit that freedom.

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  115. You have just by geekoid · · Score: 1, Funny

    given me my next home project.

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    1. Re:You have just by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      After Vigor, I don't think there's any kind of Clippy that can surprise me.

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  116. That was easy. by drwiii · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you think Windows starts up slowly enough as it is, you can disable WGA by removing the execute bit on WgaLogon.dll. That way, winlogon can't call it as a notification package at boot, and since WgaLogon is responsible for running and maintaining WgaTray.exe, no more tray popups either.

    And since the read bit is still there, you won't trip Windows Update to force you to reinstall it; the DLL still matches with the WU catalog and all the WGA registry keys are still in place.

  117. Title... by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    Took me 4 tries before i understood the title to this piece.

    My mind kept trailing off..... "In the dictionary under Redundant, it says see Redundant."

    I've had two clients this week with WGA Errors on Genuine OEM Installs.(OEM Sticker on the laptops) 1 was second time, Customer even went out and bought a new shrink wrapped copy before calling me, installed it and still got the error. Safe Mode Restore Point cleared them up. Until the next Update.....

    I love calling MS with these customer complaints as much as the next Linux Coder but I really don't have the time to "Repair" PCs with no problems. Remember when we used to blame the users. Or AOL. Now I have to read all the updates for the company and Repair the OS that killed itself. Sigh....

    I have always walked them around my linux lab and try to convert the bright ones, But nowadays I just reccomend Mac Minis for all. I'm a Debian Fan but I cannot see my neihbor dealing with a borked apt-get dist-upgrade.

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  118. Ugh, you appologist don't help anyone. by twitter · · Score: 1
    it's going to take far far far less technical knowledge to turn on the outbound firewall than what it will take to download a Linux Distro and put it on CD. That's the long and short of it.

    Oh yeah, because one task will be buried less deeply? I'm shocked by how difficult commercial CD burning software has made the easiest of tasks: burning an image byte for byte. In the firewall case, the user will have to go through similar voodoo to become the "Administrator" and will then be presented with an information free tool that IT "pros" will love to hate.

    About a week ago there was an article about Linux snobs, these kinds of posts prove the arguement. LINUX ADVOCATES: Please understand that most users will be able to turn out the outbound firewall and probably won't have a problem getting past these "nag" screens.

    Some people like to sleep on beds of nails. At least they have a choice. People who pay for Vista and then get nag screens are going to be pissed off about it. The whole M$ experience is already painful. Beg screens straight from Bill Gates will make it insulting as well.

    Linux distributions come with fully functional graphical firewalls like KDE's Guarddog. It's those M$ dorks who claim the task is difficult and then hand out sub par tools that make it so. Zone alarm agrees with them about the difficulty of using their tool and I'm sure that anyone who tries to use it will come away cursing. It's not because they are stupid, it's because M$ wants to make money by selling software that sucks.

    ... failings of the OSS community.. you are completely out of your mind!

    Yeah, yeah, fuck you Astroturfer. Why don't you go waste some time insulting people at your local bar?

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    1. Re:Ugh, you appologist don't help anyone. by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, because one task will be buried less deeply?

      Seeings as where Windows came out after the update for XP giving you options for the firewall without having to dig for where these options were? My answer would be "Yes, it will be just as easy".

      In the firewall case, the user will have to go through similar voodoo to become the "Administrator" and will then be presented with an information free tool that IT "pros" will love to hate.

      Oh well, it's already in place in XP and I don't see many people bitching yet.

      People who pay for Vista and then get nag screens are going to be pissed off about it. The whole M$ experience is already painful. Beg screens straight from Bill Gates will make it insulting as well.

      A similar software is also already in XP as well. If you're not a legal key holder MS gives you grief when trying to install a service pack. Not naggingly like the new form will be but it's still there. Do you know how many people I know who have a legal copy of XP who've encountered an issue with this? Absolutely zero. Not to say it doesn't happen but it will ultimately be very few. I heard these same exact rumblings when the verification software was to be included with XP and it turns out all the "doom and gloom" crowd were proven wrong.

      It's those M$ dorks who claim the task is difficult and then hand out sub par tools that make it so.

      I've never seen anyone call it difficult and so far the Windows firewall seems to work fairly well.

      Yeah, yeah, fuck you Astroturfer. Why don't you go waste some time insulting people at your local bar?

      Yeah, whatever. Keep raving to someone who cares. You must be 1337 or something... It's very apparent to me you're not going to seriously discuss the subject and I doubt that you have the ability to.

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    2. Re:Ugh, you appologist don't help anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To the OP: The internet "tough guy" telling you to "go fuck yourself" is William Hill, aka 'twitter'.

      Here is a link to the relevant information. I'm posting this so that the next time Willy Hill here decides it's time to tell someone to "fuck themselves" he'll think about it a bit more. There is nothing worse than an internet tough guy hiding behind a lame user name. Who can't spell, either.

    3. Re:Ugh, you appologist don't help anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least his wife doesn't look like a dude in a wig.

      Oh wait...

  119. Not everything is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > You're pretty pissed when companies violate the GPL, right? You should be equally pissed when someone violates the Windows EULA. Look at it this way: for every pirated copy of Windows, there is one less Linux User. If they can't afford Windows, welcome to the Free World.

    You're confusing the legal and the moral authority of the GPL. The moral authority is "don't violate this because in doing so you trample the freedom of others" while the legal authority does indeed derive from copyright law. So we can, morally, be against IP and not be hypocrites.

    Anyhow, while you are right that the repression of "IP" laws does drive people towards wanting freedom, that does not make the repression a good thing. And while we are able to derive legal force to promote freedom, using copyright law for its original and largely ignored purpose, that still shouldn't be used to justify the repression.

    I still don't see why people think these repressive laws are a good thing. Those words or other expressions locked away are forgotten and die in obscurity, without importance, showing themselves to be vain, trivial and worthless. Only those ideas which endure, and which resonate with others have any real importance. The rest is kitsch.

  120. New balloon message... by slagish666 · · Score: 1

    "Help make Windows more annoying!"

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    1. Re:New balloon message... by sh4na · · Score: 1
      "Consider the lillies of the goddamn field."


      Oh man, I can just see George Clooney throwing that line with a nice neat Dapper Dan(tm) coiffure... I must be sad :p

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  121. YAMSIS Yet Another MicroSoft Inane Solution by Acc7 · · Score: 1

    YAMSIS Yet Anoither MicroSoft Inane Solution ??YAMSIS submitted to slash-dot but rejected (Cmdr Taco got it in first)

    Bretheren of the tech, YAMSIS is among us again. Yet Anoither MicroSoft Inane Solution
    Once again, instead of implementing repairs to its patch ridden world dominating OS, MS has instituted a sneaky attack on users in the name of "protecting" itself. Hope you don't have Automatic Updates turned on.

    It must be too much to expect them to protect us, fix a few holes, stop monopolizing, or correct the mistakes made by their programers. {btw has anyone kept track of how many of the "flaws" are related to failures to "validate" inputs? Isn't that something that is taught on the first day in the first hour of programer school?}

    Hats off to the GRC poster "RETIRED" for bringing attention this last nite, in his/her post Subject: MS Expands Anti-Piracy Program, Reissues Patch in GRC.privacy newsgroup at news.grc.com. And to Cmdr Taco who beat me to the line in posting about this. The reference links=
    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2006/04 /microsoft_expands_antipiracy_p.html
    http://www.aviransplace.com/index.php/archives/200 6/04/22/microsoft-is-taking-wga-to-the-next-level/
    http://www.aviransplace.com/index.php/archives/200 6/04/21/almost-20-of-windows-fail-to-validate-wga/
    http://www.aviransplace.com/index.php/archives/200 5/08/19/why-microsoft-introduced-wga-now/

    MS is now sneakily downloading onto users machines a bit of code that will regularly evaulate whether your Windows is legitimate. To the average "joe or Jane" this may sound OK. But is it really what we paid for when we bought our OS? NO !!!! The last thing we need is another TSR calling home! Why do we need another headache. Now we have to tell users to turn off Automatic updates. Not exactly what we need for the "average home user" is it? And What is next?

    Given that MS thinks that you should buy a new OS everytime you replace components in your PC, this is scary. What's next? The possibilites are endless and pretty scary. IF MS can force users or trick them into accepting the "license" for this new "addition" which they only show in that tiny box (bifocals hate that), they can give you anything they want. So heaven help us, let alone the small company tech, who has to replace a motherboard that died. Soon MS will have to give their permission first. At least none of us use this software for anything critical like work, do we?

    Well it's not "no big deal". It is YAMSIS !!!
    Acc7

  122. This is great news by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    for open source and free software for all the obvious reasons. If Microsoft were to actually succeed in stamping out the unauthorized distribution of their software, it will just bring more people over to a growing number of alternatives. Well protected software can only work in niche markets, and it's really the only place you see it. The average guy won't tolerate it, as history has shown. If the general public can't use it conveniently, under their own conditions, they will go elseware(heh). This is a good thing. Here's to good copy protection. This is a good case of IP actually promoting innovation. Just not for who most people expect it to be.

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  123. I own a license I still hate Activiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am one of those who hates the whole activation process. I feel it is intrusive and burdensome. It is none of MS's business what I do with my computer, when I do it, or how I do it. They have no right to this information and it is an invasion of my privacy every time I had to call them to get them to let me use my own computer with the product I paid for. Not to mention activation makes me feel like I am a criminal. Not too long ago I got tired of it so I got a volume license copy and installed it just to stop it. Now is it just me or does it strike you all as odd that it was less irritating for me to use what, had I not owned a valid license, been a pirated copy of Windows than to use a legal copy?

    They suck and god willing one day I will never need to use their pathetic products again. On that note, they have already caused themselves a loss of about 100,000 dollars because of this. You see I am an executive who actually has a say on what products the company I work for buys. Awhile back I was asked which would be better an Apache server farm or IIS based one. As it was on weighing the two at the time neither was much better than than the other on a cost averaged basis. Well guess which one I choose. Of course now Apache kicks ass and it is easy to find support personnel so I am glad I made that decision but it just goes to show you that poisoning the water you drink from is not a good idea. As time has gone on I can pretty much say that MS attitude and greed has made me a virtual Open Source evangelist which is quite a change from the times when I thought MS was great product and actively recommended them for most projects.

  124. Re:I agree. A win for OSS and Mac users. by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
    Would you shop at a store if they strip-searched you every time you entered and left the store?

    In the "post-9/11 world" (whatever that means) people would probably defend the practice.

  125. Non-Issue... by pleasegetreal · · Score: 1

    ... for honest people. Big issue for others and something for Open Source folks to whine about.

  126. Lets Extend this a little... by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Interesting
    *This comment turned into a bit of a long one, - if you need to use the bathroom or grab a coffee do so now...*

    First off I think this is up to Microsoft. If they want to ensure people buy their software and crack down on unlicensed copies then that's fine. I don't and wont use MS software unless its justifiable on a cost basis, and generally it isn't. (although I would love to see a good GNU Visio replacement, preferably with a good community base ... but that's another matter). So no I don't currently use any MS software anywhere, Linux on the desktop Linux and MacOS on the Laptops and PalmOS on the PDA

    That aside it might actually help MS maintain market share. Some people will have to license on the back of this because it becomes possible to see when a machine hasn't been licensed.

    OK so now we have Nag screens, this means that if you are using a pirated copy you get some inconvenience.

    Some predictions...

    Next we will see real limitations on what you can do with an unlicensed install;

    1. No updates security or otherwise,
    2. No upgrades, no upgrading to vista with an unlicensed XP install
    3. No Installs, (limited to MS software I would guess and maybe some partners) New software will require your Windows install to be licensed
    4. No unlicensed MS and Partner installs, expect the OS to prevent you running other software that doesn't meet the criteria set by MS as far as legitimacy is concerned
    5. No access to MS and partner services, you want to use Hotmail? MSN? Windows Live? well your machine is going to have to authenticate itself. Not running windows? Oh well were trying to stop 'Piracy' and 'theft' who could fault that, if your running a non MS (or even an Old MS platform you need to upgrade / switch and license.
    6. And all of this default in Vista, or in the very least one or two service packs into Vista.

    So I expect some of criticisms of this will be

    1) MS will cut themselves out of the market;

    They might, but more likely they will get a few more licensed users and remember if you have to license Windows and you Have to license Office then they are going to make some money. If they do this now then they will leverage the market share they have (especially when it comes to document compatibility) BEFORE any of the alternatives (ODF) become widely accepted. The gamble on Microsofts part will be that they have everyone by the balls now but might not in two or three years time, best to try and secure that stranglehold.

    Linux BSD and Apple (the Computer manufacturer not the Record Label) OS's only comprise a small market share at the moment so its worth while trying it whilst Joe User isn't aware of the alternatives or doesn't think that they are viable. Thus they can solidify and possibly extend their market share whilst increasing the proportion of that market share that is actually licensed.

    2) Everyone will switch to Linux, BSD, Apple, anything to save money / hassle

    Again Possible, but corporate users (Directors and managers who TRUST Microsoft) are being bombarded by things like the 'Get the facts' Campaign (which is pretty much just propaganda... in fact if you get the chance check out the case studies and then look at the companies that wrote them, most of their websites are hosted on 'Server: Apache/1.3.33 (Unix) ' including the one that has seen a significant reduction in TCO, an increase in reliability and security all by moving its web applications to 2003 server and .NET (to be fair I think they were talking about their intranet but still, practice what you preach!).

    Companies however will take that on board, its the kind of thing that is used in internal company politics to the advantage of the anti-GPL crowd. Moreover as long as Joe uses a Windows box at work he's going to want to use one at home.

    3) There will be a revolt, everyone adversely effec

    1. Re:Lets Extend this a little... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > Everyone effected will (apparently) be using an illegally obtained (loosely based on the DCMA definition) or unlicensed software so tough. We will see all the Pro Microsoft folks doing the 'get tough on crime, get tough on the causes of crime' dance, and probably a few people singing the 'unlicensed software helps terrorists' song.

      I've seen plenty of legitimate systems, with valid keys (even have the sticker on the computer) being told they can't activate, calling up Microsoft doesn't seem to solve the issue.

      I just imagine the pirates won't have this problem, everytime the pirates have a new issue, it's generally the normal user who suffers. The pirate will probably have the system patched in some way to get around this.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    2. Re:Lets Extend this a little... by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      ditto, but will MS acknowledge that? Sure some companies will have issues with this but they *can* fix it, any one else is going to get the 'pirate' treatment.

  127. Re:I agree. A win for OSS and Mac users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, taking or obtaining access to something that doesn't belong to you nor do you have premission to access/use isn't stealing? No matter how often you repeat it and want to deny it, it sill is stealing.

    And people copying software and not paying for it are not pirates.
    Oh really?
    piracy
    3 : the unauthorized use of another's production, invention, or conception especially in infringement of a copyright (© 2005-2006 Merriam-Webster, Incorporated)

    Why can't you theives just be honest with yourselves, and quit using stuff like these "word games" to justify this & remove any guilty feelings your immoral actions bring?

  128. If only Microsoft would let me activate Windows by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    At work we buy HPs that come with the XP COA stuck on top. I'm pretty sure that means they are legit. Anyway, we ghost these with an image with all our standard software and drop ship them wherever they're going. For some reason they all started failing the Genuine check months ago, and now it's just going to get more annoying.

    I understand Microsoft's goal here, but there really needs to be a way to just type in the Product Key on that COA affixed to the chassis and have Microsoft stop bugging the users. To the best of my knowledge, there's really no way to do that.

    I should mention that the computers are completely unmanaged, users have local admin rights, we don't even join a domain or change the SID, and that I was right those years ago when I said it was a stupid idea to go from Windows 2000 to Windows XP.

    1. Re:If only Microsoft would let me activate Windows by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Just use Sysprep to get windows setup to popup on next boot.

      It won't do much, and shouldn't remove any currently installed software (this is was OEMs use to make those annoying rescue CDs with preinstalled software). But it will let you enter the OEM key again.

      --
      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  129. Who cares? by DoctorDyna · · Score: 1
    Hey, all of us slashdotters are programers and hackers...we support the software industry! All of our MS software is licenced! We don't really care!

    Right?

    *goes home to make sure XP machine is using the right serial...*

    --
    Windows has more viruses because linux has more virus coders.
  130. web apps by Jetson · · Score: 1
    I keep a machine with Windows legally installed on it for a variety of reasons - one being is that certain software like tax preparation stuff just isn't available for Linux.

    That's the excuse I used last year, too. My bank's web site used to be IE-only, but now it supports Firefox. Ditto for at least one Canadian on-line tax-preparation site.

  131. How? (was Re:That was easy.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does one "disable the execute bit" in XP?

    1. Re:How? (was Re:That was easy.) by drwiii · · Score: 5, Informative
      If you're not familiar with how NT ACLs work, here's how you can break file permission inheritance. First of all, let's make sure Windows will let you access the ACL dialog from the GUI:

      • In explorer, go to Tools > Folder Options. Then, go to View > Advanced Settings and uncheck "Use simple file sharing". Hit OK.

      Now, let's change the permissions for WgaLogon:

      • In the Address bar, type (without quotes) "%WinDir%\system32" and hit enter.

      • Scroll down to WgaLogon.dll, right click on it, pick Properties. Go to Security.

      • Hit the Advanced button, uncheck the Inherit box at the bottom, hit the Copy button, then hit OK.

      Now we have a local copy of the ACL which we can modify.

      • Go through each listed user/group and remove the "Read & Execute" permission for that file, leaving the "Read" permission as-is.

      • Hit OK to apply the permission changes and close the file properties dialog. Restart the machine.

      You can now turn "Use simple file sharing" back on, if you want.

    2. Re:How? (was Re:That was easy.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I didn't know what the original poster meant at first either. Thanks for clearing this up. The only contigency is that the file system must be NTFS in order for this to work. FAT32 does not support ACLs.

  132. thats great news by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    hey, thats great news... this means windows will soon be dead...

    I say the linux distros should found a consortium and create one common distro
    - agree on a software-set (plus a free edition)
    - important: graphic card driver installation must be easy for nVidia and ATI cards
    - DVD playback
    - mplayer, an mplayer GUI and mplayer-plugin for mozilla
    - extremely-easy-to-use installer
    - wine (if not winex) built-in

    have it in the stores everywhere one week before vista and for half the price of vista (at most) and put up big signs saying "big microsoft is watching you" and the usual statements "more secure", "tons of free open source software", "much lower priced" etc etc

    personally I think mandriva linux would be a good distro to start from...

    --
    The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
  133. so..... by wookie+geek · · Score: 1

    If I understand all the comments here. I have the option of NOT d/l the WGA, but I will not be able to get any updates. Updates like the critical patch that honked Office, Nividia drivers, and wiped out Outlook Express address book wouldn't be d/l? So this is somehow a bad thing? I can't d/l IE7? OH NOES........whatever shall I do?

    1. Re:so..... by slowbad · · Score: 1
      If I understand all the comments here. I have the option of NOT d/l the WGA, but I will not be able to get any updates.

      Just try to stick with SP1 for the past six months. Even the "hide" option for Service Pack 2 fails;
      it keeps inserting SP2 ahead of the updates you have specifically picked.

      So now Microsoft pushes out non-critical Tuesday updates willy nilly, while sitting three weeks on
      truly critical patches so they can be released on a nice predictable schedule

  134. windows XP nagware edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the stupid arses at m$ didn't force me to call them each time I re-install now, because according to them I've activated too many times I wouldn't need to use another copy.. oh well!
    time to make the switch to a emac when the intel version comes out and finally ditch all this m$ bullsh** "inovation".

  135. No need for genuine advantage by dialectical · · Score: 1

    On my main workstations, I run whatever version of windows serves my work. I dont need to worry about security updates at all. Thats because I have perfect security on my workstations. I just dont ever plug them into a network of any kind. No need to...ever. I have one cheap laptop to check the net and email. XP will serve me well for years on that.

  136. Complaining is a dead end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why yet another? It's the last straw!

    You know... I don't really believe you. You see, those who complain and whine about something, wether it's about politics, or the environment, or even bad software and policies, that's what they DO. Complain. Nothing gets done. As long as people choose the most comfortable way of reaction, instead of intelligently acting in what they believe in, they will continue to be manipulated and boiled like frogs. Because they make it possible.

    Everybody complains. Show me someone who does not, and those people I will respect and listen to.

    Hate is a kind of love too. Until you start seeing that, you are doomed to get stuck with the negative things..

  137. DMCA ALERT! by inKubus · · Score: 1

    The IE7 installer has already been already cracked and genuine advantage bypassed when a XP build of IE7 was 'leaked'. Essentially the method was to decompress the installer with something like WinRAR, replace a dll and away you went.

    Doesn't this mean WinRAR is in violation of the DMCA?

    --
    Cool! Amazing Toys.
    1. Re:DMCA ALERT! by baadger · · Score: 1

      No more than Apache are in violation of the DCMA because it runs a website distributing pirate software.

  138. It's not what you can compress... by Nirvelli · · Score: 1

    ...but what you can open. 7-zip has not only opened for me every compressed file type I have thrown at it, but it works without being bloated and does pretty good with compressing, too. Also, a few times it has gone through opening someting that WinRar wouldn't open for some Error or another, and the files actually came out working.

  139. Microsoft treats every customer like a criminal. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is making more money by supplying insecure software, and then withholding or providing fixes.

    If that is the Microsoft business model, there will never be a secure version of Windows.

    I'm against piracy, but I don't like how Microsoft does business. All of us legal customers are put through a lot of hassles so that Microsoft can prevent piracy. All of us legal customers must deal with the vulnerabilities so that Microsoft will be able to make money selling the next version of Windows, that really, really, this time, will be more secure.

    The only real answer I can see is software that is designed to be secure, and is open source and free.

  140. Geez by pontifier · · Score: 1

    I sure am glad I ditched windows... I havn't cared about viruses, if I want software I emerge it, I don't have to beg microsoft to let me install just one more time. ssh with x forwarding means I don't have to go to the school computer lab to use software there. I love that I get a free compiler with my install. I never loose my files, and I love the excuse "No, sorry I can't fix you're computer for you. I don't know why MS word lost your file".

    --
    -John Fenley
  141. doesn't it already do that? by Enigma64 · · Score: 1

    I had some system error-esque windows that said I was using a pirated or not licenesed copy of windows xp for a while... I actually did get a license for windows... I dunno, it was kind of a pain when your watching a movie w/a bunch of people... the divx movie says property of so and so studios... and the system messages say illigetimet copy of windows... "hey... do you pay for f*cking anything?"

  142. Licensed coppies will not work... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Pirates will always find ways around this stuff, but licensed users who do not stay up on the latest copy protection BS will be screwed.

    I'm a college professor, who teaches programming classes. Tuesday, I took a poll in my C# class the other day, and about 2/3rd of the students had gotten MS Visual Studio.NET to work, while 1/3rd did not have it working on their home PCs. Every one who had it working was running a bootlegged / pirate copy. Every one of us who paid for legitimate coppies (or, like me, got a free copy of VS.NET 2005 at the MS launch event) had run into insurmountable trouble.

    I've heard from a friend that MS VS.NET does not run on OEM coppies of Windows. Frankly, I've given up. We're not teaching .NET next year.

    Andy Out!

    1. Re:Licensed coppies will not work... by Sheetrock · · Score: 1
      For what it's worth, I've had no showstopping problems running the various free Visual Studio 2005 Express releases (C#, C++, Visual Basic) on Windows XP Professional SP2 OEM. I did have to work around some software firewall issues; the software loves to contact Microsoft and actually froze up at one point where the connection was blocked, and I think I had to actually disable the network interface for a bit so that I could shut off various "permit me to phone home" options, but the software has been working nicely since. I wonder perhaps if the problems you're realizing come from additional validation gunk thrown into the academic-licensed versions?

      On the other hand, no other development environment gives me the type of headache that Visual Studio on Windows does -- the best it ever was was for me was VS5.0 on Windows 2000, when nagging and timewasters were at their minimum -- so I can appreciate your decision to give it the heave ho instead of splitting your time in the classroom between teaching and tech support.

      --

      Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
      -- Dr. Spock, stardate 2822-3.




    2. Re:Licensed coppies will not work... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Every one who had it working was running a bootlegged / pirate copy.


      No suprise - most bootlegs of software products are 1:1 copies of the installation directory, and a quick script to make it think that it is fully installed.

      I've heard from a friend that MS VS.NET does not run on OEM coppies of Windows.


      I have an OEM version of windows, and it works for me. WXPH has no problem with MSVC - although limited user accounts are not capable of debugging applications (meaning you need to launch them manually or switch to an Administrator account.)

      The only critical issue is a problem with the autorun installer where it was unable to detect one of the installed prerequisites - nothing that a little digging around the DVD for an alternate install system can't fix. Don't remember how I did it, but short-circuting the autorun got the stuff working.
    3. Re:Licensed coppies will not work... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

      To be clear, this is a full copy of Visual Studio .NET 2005, not a limited or crippled copy. (Unlike the copy of SQL Server MS gave me - that was a time limited demo, after I was promised in writing that if I attended their launch that they would give me a full copy.)

      Frankly, the fact that I can recompile anything I want for Linux but I can not get a binay install to work on MS Windows was enough to get me to hand out Knoppix DVDs to all my students. We are not using Excel to teach the accountants, we are using Gnumeric, OpenOffice.org Calc, or Koffice.

      Andy Out!

  143. On morality by RenHoek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll repost the comment that I wrote on the Ars Technica forums. This in reaction to somebody who said that Piracy == Evil, and that if I don't want to pay for it, I simply shouldn't use it.

    While I agree in principle, I feel Microsoft has lost the moral right to my money. My point:

    I go out to buy bread daily and my town has a street with all the supermarkets right next to eachother. Microsoft is one of them. They sell bread but I don't like the taste of their bread, so I go and buy at a competitor. All is fine.

    The next day I come back, expecting to buy my bread at the store I bought at yesterday, but the store is on fire. Microsoft is holding a wholesale on matches. I go to yet another competitor. All is fine.

    The next day I come back, expecting to buy my bread at the store I bought at yesterday, but the store is flooded and you can see sharks swimming in the water. Microsoft is holding a wholesale on garden hose...

    You'll see where I'm going at. In the end there is only Microsoft with crappy tasting bread, Apple who sells exotic whole grain Knackebrod and Linux who just stands on the sidewalk and hands out free stuff. The only reason why Apple still exists is because they are expensive, and the whole reason Linux exists is because Microsoft can't destroy their store.

    In short, Microsoft made bloody sure I HAVE NO CHOICE but to use windows (I play games, yes I know about Cedega, I have other windows only programs that I need to run, yes I know of wine and reactos, stop trying to ruin my example). So I see no moral reason to hand this thug my money.

    If windows ever becomes 100% pirate proof, I will head to Linux even if I have to give up gaming. I'm a software engineer. One thing Microsoft does NOT want me to do is go to Linux, find out that I cannot do certain things I _have_ to have and then make it myself. Although I do think Linux would start a tremendous growth spurt if this scenario would ever come into play.

  144. Fix it by Noxal · · Score: 1

    Use HijackThis to remove "winlogon notify:WgaLogon - C:WINDOWS\System32\WgaLogon.dll"
    Then rename C:WINDOWS\System32\WgaTray.exe to something else.
    Found this solution on some random forum or something, somewhere. It seems to work for me.

  145. Fraudster's Genuine Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In minutes, script kiddies will have the nag screen popping up even for legitimate licensed users. Microsoft's support will be overwhelmed by legitimate users calling to find out why they're getting the nag screen. Some of these nag screens could link to phishing sites.

    This is a terrible idea. Looks more like a pandora's hacking box rather than a smart solution to piracy.

  146. Dialup? by toydolls0101 · · Score: 1

    So what would happen if you have a legitimate copy of windows but were not connected to the internet? Would it annoy you anyway? Would it pop up with your dial up connection dialog to connect you?

    1. Re:Dialup? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      So what would happen if you have a legitimate copy of windows but were not connected to the internet? Would it annoy you anyway? Would it pop up with your dial up connection dialog to connect you?


      If there is a dial-up connection or no internet connection, then it would do the same thing as every other shareware application would do. It would pop-up a "please register" window.

      Microsoft even planned for something like this since Windows XP, where there is a number that you can dial to obtain the registration key. If by some chance you don't have a phone line, then send out a letter to them and have it resolved by snail-mail. If by some chance you don't have access to snail-mail, then you probably wouldn't be worrying about using Windows in the first place.

  147. It looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It looks like you're trying to use Windows. Do you want to:
    A) register your product now
    B) try again at a later time
    C) confess to your crimes and do hard time for piracy, or
    D) set the new "Jolly Roger" theme?

  148. Exploit the nag? by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    Instead of cracking the nag to shut it up on bootleg copies, how 'bout turning it on on legitimate copies? What a great April Fool's joke for your Fortune 100 company's IT dept!

  149. USB 1.1 by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    most people won't ahve USB 1.1 on there XP machine.
    i've certainly seen machines that only have usb 1.1 ports running XP but i agree they are the exception not the rule (the fact that the uni have a campus wide license to upgrade and downgrade windows probablly has an effect too).

    i'd imagine more of an issue is hubs though. I still see usb 1 only hubs on sale all the time.

    --
    note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
  150. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if your Windows is valid, the nag wont appear. Where's the problem?

    Unless of course, you're all breaking the law and running pirated/stolen software. Surely not..

    Microsoft have every right to protect their property, we all want to protect our property. I think it's only reasonable that Microsoft make it as difficult as possible for thieves to use stolen software. Why should pirates be able to use the software for free when every other sucker has to pay hard earned money for it. This is how business works, get over it - or run back to precious Linux instead.

    (None of the above is directed at any one person, just being brutally honest :-)

    1. Re:So? by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      (AC 'cause I don't wanna incriminate myself)

      Hey, I'm not really stealing Windows. I only got it for free because I could. I wouldn't have otherwise paid for it. (I chose Windows before I learned about Linux... sorry.) Since profits off of my purchasing Windows don't exist and wouldn't have otherwise, I can't possibly be stealling the profits.

      It would be pretty hard convince me that stealling something that doesn't exist (i.e. profits I would NOT have otherwise provided) is actually possible.

      I'm still waiting for THAT argument.

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    2. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the simple fact is; you're receiving a service which you have not payed for.

      This behaviour is no different to illegally tampering with your gas/electric meter or fair dodging on a train.

      (AC because I'm too lazy to register, actually)

    3. Re:So? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > I'm still waiting for THAT argument.

      When theres a will, theres a way.

      --
      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    4. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copying != Stealing.

      This is getting rather old.

  151. Re:May I take a moment to remind these users that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but the users will.

  152. Obligatory "In Soviet Russia" joke by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia Windows nag ... Windows. :-p

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    "Live free or don't."
  153. the fallacy of loss based accounting for piracy by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    having your product pirated does not cost you anything (well maybe a small ammount for things like update downloads but i doubt its too sigificant) and may infact bring you benifits (how do you think photoshop got where it is today)

    persuading people who would have pirated your software to buy it legit is a win.

    persuading people who would have pirated your software to go to a competitor (especially a free one) is short term neutral and long term loss (there are some situations where pirate software is considered too risky to use, most buisnesses for example, if people learn your software by using it pirate there is a good chance they will cause copies to be bought legit later).

    MS fights piracy because it belives by doing so it can sell more legit copies. However every time it does so it risks driving people off windows completely. What theese vendors are doing is a prime example of that.

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    note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
  154. Re:Now if ONLY Linux were actually READY for deskt by rapidweather · · Score: 1

    A desktop, you say?
    Take a look at some of my screenshots, in the signature below:
    This linux does not need to be installed!
    Runs from the cd, and mine boots up about as fast as XP, even on this dual-200 MMX box!
    I use it every day, and my favorite feature is using Opera 8.54 with 12 built-in RSS news feeds, that load up with stories in seconds, nearly 200 of them, ready to review. New stories arrive often, with that many feeds active.
    The Getting Started Guide is here. The blog is here.
    Enjoy!

  155. XP _is_ technically better... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

    once you strip it down. I don't bother and just install server 2003 (same thing really)

    XP adds over 2000:
    *) Volume Shadow Service (finally...)
    *) MFT defragmentation support
    *) 64-bit virtual memory support and 64-bit file mmaps
    *) application prefetch
    *) better page retiring algorithms and PTE management
    *) new (faster) locks for kernel objects for SMP
    *) Built-in Terminal Server and detachable console (nee remote desktop)
    *) support for read-only NTFS (like on a CD or ZIP disk)
    *) redesigned registry and configuration subsys (much faster, less mem, mostly lockfree)
    *) slow int 0x2e syscalls replaced by sysenter/sysexit (big difference in context switches)

    and a bunch of other little things behind the scenes.

    So its worth going to NT 5.1/2 if you can whip it into shape.

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:XP _is_ technically better... by goarilla · · Score: 1

      mmm didn't know that thx for the info tho

      And who the hell moderated me 100 % overrated

    2. Re:XP _is_ technically better... by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Volume Shadow Service - mainly admins and power users
      MFT defrag - more of a bug fix really
      64 bit vmm and mmaps - limited use, most who want such things would use a 64 bit OS
      application prefretch - minor first-time launch improvements
      better page - minor performance improvements
      faster SMP locks - minor performance improvements on SMP - limited appeal
      Terminal Server/remote desktop - admins and power users
      read-only NTFS - nice, but minor and hardly anyone would have noticed the absence

        etc.

      In other words, for the average user: some minor performance tweaks and bug fixes.
      Some handy utilities for admins and power users.
      You didn't mention ClearType, which can be useful... or the faster boot.

      Anyway, the point is, there are things that are real improvements, but they are all quite minor. The only one I notice is the faster boot - it really is a lot better especially on a laptop.

      --
      For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert. - Arthur C. Clarke
  156. Thank you! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Thank you Microsoft, you've been a great friend!

    - The Linux community

  157. so uh... by smash · · Score: 1
    ... given that CD-keys have been cracked, stuff like safedisc has been cracked, code-wheels, etc have been cracked...

    what makes microsoft think this will be any different in the slightest??

    i really do not get it...

    smash.

    --
    I run: Windows, OS X, Linux, FreeBSD. Just because you have a hammer, doesn't mean everything is a nail.
  158. Rename 2 files and the notifications stop by Proud_to_be_Pinoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are two files named:
              \windows\system32\wgalogon.dll
              \windows\system32\wgatray.exe

    Rename these two files to something else and the notifications stop, even the tray icon is gone, and there are no traces left in taskmanager either.

    These are for as far as I checked, which wasn't really far at all. I just wanted the nagging notifications to stop. They stopped. I'm happy.

    --
    no sig = no personality(?)
  159. XP is 5.01 to be precise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...at least that's what their version APIs claim (Win95 is 4.00, 98 is 4.10, 2000 is NT 5.00, XP is NT 5.01)...

  160. Woo! MFT Defragmentation! Woo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't anyone bother asking this simple question: Why the fuck is the MFT getting fragmented in the first place? I've been running various Unixish systems for close to a decade now and not once have I needed to defragment a goddamn thing.

    1. Re:Woo! MFT Defragmentation! Woo! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

      Unix systems allocate a fixed area in each "cylinder group" to store the inode tables. Which means it doesn't get fragmented. OTH you can run out of inodes (or, conversely, you can give it too many and waste potential file storage area). NT has a dynamic allocation scheme but since the MFT is a file too it can get fragmented if you let your drive fill up.

      That being said, probably the only file that matters performance-wise if its fragmented is the MFT on a Windows System. Fragmentation is not a big a deal as it seems... what's more of an issue is the availability of coalesced free space in which to write new data.

      Unix systems don't have defragmentation tools because the allocation schemes are usually simpler and degrade nicely, and also because fragmentation for reads is pretty much irrelevant since on a multiuser system the drive head is going back and forth all over the disc anyway. Typically the system queues up all the pending IO requests and reorders and issues them in an elevator up-and-down pattern to maximize throughput.

      If your unix system gets so fragmented that single-user performance is suffering and writing files takes to long, the "answer" is to tar up a subdirectory, or use find with a size>Xkb restriction, and copy them somewhere else, delete it, and then put it back on the volume. You can even do that to system files while the system is up since unix doesn't care when files get used/replace that are currently being used (unlike Windows). That is just as good as an in-place defragment.

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  161. Re:Why I pirate Windows.- rebuttal by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Until Microsoft produces a product I feel is worth $250 CDN. Windows is simply not worth what it sells for.

    What if a loaf of bread cost $250 CDN, would you steal it? It is food after all--and is a necessity of life along with breathable air, water, clothing, and shelter.

    Look what happend to Jean Valjean in Les Miserables when he stole a loaf of bread just to stay alive!

    19 years in prison!

    I don't know how long he was there for just the bread theft though....

    What if your situation was reversed--would you pirate MacOSX instead of paying for it?

    Just because software is 'non-essential' to human existence (not air, food, clothing, or shelter) doesn't mean it's all right to steal it like any other good or service.

    Commerce is an application of the Golden Rule--the creators of goods and services are rewarded for their efforts when they are purchased. Stealing them just 'takes the bread out of their mouths' and forces them to pass the increased costs due to theft on to us in the form of higher prices--an established fact!

    Who wants that?

  162. Don't look at it that way. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    1) Remote desktop == Remote assistance which means that you can help people with their spyware problems remotely without walking them through a Timbuktu or GoToMyPC install (blegh)

    2) Volume Shadow Service == Restore Points, driver rollbacks, and backups of your system drive that actually work.

    3) Those locking improvements are really important now that everyone has hyperthreading or dual core machines. It makes applications quite a bit snappier interactively, and helps when your doing stuff like burning to a CD while streaming a movie from another drive.

    4) The 64-bit memory map stuff is very important because it removes a lot of stupid limitations that you ran into before. When you started seeing systems with > 1GB of memory the system wouldn't page it as effectively and the system was swapping a lot more. Also if you work with multimedia/content creation apps there were limitations to the file size you could use for memory mapped access (which is more useful when doing editing when you both seek and stream a lot... so developers would have it fall back to the shittier open/read/write-style access API).

    And did I mention a built-in bluetooth and wireless stack?

    These changes had a lot more implications in 5.1 over 5.0 than you give them credit for.
    I find myself frustrated when going from a 2003/XP system to a 2000 system when things I expect to be there or for it to be able to do aren't there or are done in a less sane way.

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