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  1. Don't use cookies to log traffic on Delete Cookies, Inflate Net Traffic Estimates · · Score: -1

    Use IP address. Use webalizer. People using cookies to log traffic raise internet traffic by 150%, how about that!

  2. This just in! on Video Racing Games May Spur Risky Driving · · Score: -1

    This just in! People who play Doom more likely to shoot classmates/co-workers!

    PAH-LEASE, I call BS on this. Maybe people who would drive fast tent to play racing games, not the other way around.

  3. Pronounce... on E8 Structure Decoded · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pronounce it "Lee-eh"; At least that is how I would do it as a Scandinavian.

    It's PRINCESS "Lee-eh" you insensitive clod!

  4. This just in from Dell... on Stephen Hawking Says Universe Created from Nothing · · Score: -1

    Dell can't send a computer out with no OS on it, then the computer would have NOTHING on it and Dell support would have to field questions about universes spontaneously being created on your hard drive.

    Yeah that Insperion you sent me? Well it looks like it has negative entropy and isn't moving toward equilibrium... I think something is wrong with my singularity?

  5. Agreed and.... on Wikipedia May Require Proof of Credentials · · Score: 5, Funny

    People on Slashdot should also have to prove that they are "Professor Know-it-alls, PHD" that they claim to be.

    Wonder how many of them will turn out to be just some 24 year old from Kentucky.

  6. The First Rule of Linux is (funny +1) on Five Things You Can't Discuss about Linux · · Score: -1

    The First Rule of Linux is You do not talk about Linux.
    The Second Rule of Linux is You do _NOT_ talk about Linux.

  7. Google vs Microsoft on Google's Academic TB Swap Project · · Score: -1

    Whos going to own the data? I hope Google isnt going to say they do like they want to with the old books theyre scanning. Everytime you download a hubble picture will it have a google watermark?

    In 10 years google will own just about all data worth owning. Then slashdoters will be railing on them instead of microsoft... or maybe google and MS will merge and collect our taxes too.

  8. Re:Cloak on $100k For Kenobi's Cloak · · Score: -1

    I know for a fact that this cloak gives you +12 Agility and +20 Charisma.

    We all know that +5 is the safest you can enchant a Cloak of Magic Resistance. You must be playing in Wiz mode!

  9. thats interesting on Diebold to Withdraw from E-Voting? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    What, Did the republicans find an other way to fix the elections?

  10. Re:ya but on 30 Days With Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Face it... Nethack IS ugly

    You sir, Mr. sour grapes, have obviously never gotten the AoY and ascended.

  11. Obligatory on Is Vista a Trap? · · Score: 0

    Admiral Akbar: It's a trap!

    Oh wait this is fark....

  12. RTS on Ten DS Games That Should Be Made · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Forget porting Starcraft, port Warcraft 3!

    Starcraft was great for its time, but Warcraft 3 is great now. If the DS can run that is an other story...

  13. Re:My new hobby... on Visualizing Searches Over Time · · Score: 0

    Here's a real weird one: what killed searching for Soviet Russia in 2004?

    This isn't a complete answer but a strange coincidence...

  14. Re:My new hobby... on Visualizing Searches Over Time · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a real weird one: what killed searching for Soviet Russia in 2004?

    In Soviet Russia the searching kills you?

  15. Army of Flying Cyborg Pigeons on Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Pigeon Overlords...

  16. win 2k ?? on Windows Vista - Still Fresh After 19 Months? · · Score: 0

    I don't understand. He didn't compare Vista to Win2k at all. Now how will i know if i have to upgrade?!

    Seriously though, it will be a sad day when new apps cant be run on Win2k anymore.

  17. more of a pain than its worth on From Bess to Worse · · Score: 0

    I work for a high school fixing the computers, and to most of the staff the state required web blocking software is a huge pain in the ass. Lots of times I get complaints about teachers not being able to get to web sites that are related to their lesson because of the sensitivity of the software. Also, a good number of the students know how to bypass it anyway. Although I could set up the teachers computers to bypass it, it is not allowed.

  18. Re:A US record? Yawn on Astronaut to Attempt Spacewalk Record · · Score: 0

    In communist Russia, the space walks YOU!

  19. Flame Bait on 12 Crackpot Ideas That Could Transform Tech · · Score: 0

    Crackpot idea number 13 : A 3Ghz AMD Athlon 64

  20. Enemy of the State on UK Taps 439,000 Phones, Now Wants To Monitor MPs · · Score: 0

    BRILL: I was a traffic analyst. I intercepted phone calls. DEAN: How'd you get around the tap orders? BRILL: They can tap anything as along as it's an airwave intercept. Cellulars and pagers your kid can do. Hard-line calls we'd pick off the relays as they were being fed into ground cables or fired up to the SATs. We'd suck in everything. All foreign, most domestic. Domestic was my group. Druggies, radicals, loud-mouths. Anyone we wanted. DEAN: How'd you have the manpower to-- BRILL: Meade has 18 underground acres of computers. They scan every phonecall for target words like "bomb" or "President". We red-flag phone numbers or voice prints...whatever we wanted. When the computers found something, it was bounced to comparative analysis.

  21. hey you PHP users.... on March To Be Month of PHP Bugs · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    time to upgrade. you will never see a month of perl bugs ;)

  22. The game of the year... on Slashdot's Games of the Year · · Score: 0

    ...is obviously nethack.

  23. In communist Russia... on Symantec Hopes To Deliver Anti-Virus Online · · Score: 0, Funny

    the viruses scan you!

  24. Americans have it easy... on Big ID Thefts Not To Be Feared · · Score: 0

    In communist Russia, the identity steals YOU!

  25. Notebooks are great, on Notebook Hard Drive Roundup · · Score: -1

    yes, but do they run linux??