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  1. Re:For Better or *for Worse* ... on TIME Names Mark Zuckerberg Person of Year · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, because whatever he has done with Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is definitely on the same level as Hitler, Stalin and Khomeini... Sometimes I think peoples perspectives are screwed here on Slashdot, and its posts like yours that affirm that thought.

    Q. You are in a room with Hitler and Zuckerberg. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

    A. Shoot Zuckerberg twice.

  2. Re:Goose Gander on Michael Moore Posts Julian Assange's Bail · · Score: 1

    So people in jail are all innocent ?

    Not all people in jail are innocent, but all people who are not now in jail are potentially guilty.

    Depends on how hard the cop who pulls you over wants you to be guilty.

  3. Oh no you di'int! on The Future of Web Video At Stake In Comcast-NBC Regulatory Review · · Score: 1

    "Comcast has been resisting federal regulators' efforts to tear down some of those walls, arguing that those efforts are unnecessary because NBC Universal accounts for about 10 percent of television viewing in the US and less than 10 percent of US box office revenue — and is therefore too small to dictate how the industry will develop."

    This is one of the goddamdest disingenuous statements I've heard in a while. If a Comcast spokesperson said this to my face, I would have to be held back from beating the crap out of them.

  4. Re:A system called DISCOURSE had this in the 90's on Microsoft Seeks 1-Click(er) Patent · · Score: 1

    In Minnesota an in classroom system called DISCOURSE had this in the early 90's -- should be an easy patent to knock down.

    Yeah. Easy if you have more and better lawyers than Microsoft.

  5. Don't get into the science pool if you can't float on X Particle Might Explain Dark Matter & Antimatter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This theory may even be testable."

    To be a theory it must be testable.

  6. Where's Feynman when you need him on NASA's 'Arsenic Microbe' Science Under Fire · · Score: 1

    "go fever"? So this arsenic-metabolising bug is the O-ring of biology?

  7. Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... on Wikileaks Founder Arrested In London · · Score: 1

    Its only illegal to posses them for their intended use, it is fine to have them on display by the bedside as a novelty item.

    So all you have to do is show the officers your Slashdot ID and you are free to go.

  8. Re:Grad studies on People With University Degree Fear Death Less · · Score: 1

    Grad studies are worse than any kind of death.

    I experienced both.

    See my sig. Free download. Happy ending.

  9. We are going to need new acronyms on Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    DDOS = distributed denial of snacks

  10. Re:If Sarah Palin looked like Janet Reno on Sarah Palin 'Target WikiLeaks Like Taliban' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What do you think she'd be doing with her life? Truck stop waitress?

    No, truck stop waitresses have to have personality and organizational skills and some sense of reality.

  11. Re:If you didn't do anything wrong, on DDoS Attack On Wikileaks Increasing · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's made out of lead, you should be safe, right? Desks are amazing. They also protect you from tornadoes. Of course that was back in the 60s. These new wimpy ones will crumple if you drop your pencil.

    Hell with that. I'm getting in the old Frigidaire.

  12. Re:It cost them $4200 plus many killed or captured on Causing Terror On the Cheap · · Score: 1

    It cost the terrorists way more than $4200 to pull this off. Many of them died trying to pull off attacks like this. Same with the 9/11 attacks. Many of them paid for the attacks with their lives....

    What worth is a life which is being thrown away?

  13. Keep the Aspidistra Flying on George W. Bush Live From Facebook · · Score: 2

    Bush on Facebook? I feel like I am a character trapped in an Orwell novel still in its first revision.

  14. Re:How do we make sure? on Who Will Win Control of the Web? · · Score: 1

    I don't get it. Apple has rules for what you can sell in their store. Big deal. So does Walmart. So does Target. So does Home Depot. I don't have to shop at those stores if I don't want to.

    Do you really need it explained to you that you don't have the option of buying an app elsewhere if Apple doesn't put it in their store?

    If you can't get the tools you need at Home Depot, you're free to try Walmart. What if Home Depot said "you can sell your tools here, our way, or not at all." That's why it's anti-competitive.

    Do you get it now?

    No, still not clear. Lowe's sells a line of tools which can be found only at Lowe's. I can find equivalent tools at Home Depot. Different name, same tool. Blue hammer, orange hammer.

  15. Re:How do we make sure? on Who Will Win Control of the Web? · · Score: 1

    Look at the anti-competitive ways that Apple's App Store imposes.

    I don't get it. Apple has rules for what you can sell in their store. Big deal. So does Walmart. So does Target. So does Home Depot. I don't have to shop at those stores if I don't want to.

  16. Your Honor on Deep Packet Inspection Set To Return · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your Honor, my client was irreparably harmed by a Comcast customer's emails and web traffic, which they now have the technical abiltiy to monitor and are in fact doing so on a regular basis to their financial advantage. Comcast's failure to use this technology to stop the harm done to my client is the basis for our claim of one bazillion dollars in damages.

  17. Re:"Because we say so" on Righthaven To Explain Why Reposting Isn't Fair Use · · Score: 5, Funny

    Previous poster is correct. It is not fair use, and Righthaven will win. The judge will award them all of the non-profit's profits for the next year.

  18. Read the memo again on Hands-On With Acer's New 10-Inch Android Tablet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please in the future stick to the style manual: any headline about a tablet has to include the words "iPad killer". See the previous memo about mp3 players.

  19. Deja boom on Utah vs. NASA On Heavy-Lift Rocket Design · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As I recall, the reason the boosters were not a safer one-piece design was because Hatch had to have Morton Thiokol in Utah get the contract. MT could only build them in segments using the questionable O-ring joints because a whole booster could not be shipped from Utah to Florida.

    Seven people would still be alive today if Hatch had kept his sanctimonious oinky nose out of NASA's engineering process.

  20. The orginal reply to the complaint on Swedish Man Fined For Posting Links To Online Video Feeds · · Score: 3, Funny

    But honestly Canal Plus, the web is considered “public domain” and you should be happy we just didn’t “lift” your whole hockey game and put some other team's name on it!

  21. No excuse on Cooks Source Magazine Apologizes — Sort Of · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This woman actually wrote: 'But honestly Monica, the web is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole article and put someone else's name on it!'

    That is not a slip of the keyboard or a typo or a mistake brought on by fatigue or overwork. That is a basic mindset. There is no argument or essay long enough that could make it otherwise.

  22. Re:Quality control? on China To Build Its Own Large Jetliner · · Score: 1
  23. Re:If you don't already.... on The Beatles On iTunes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I liked many of their songs the first 200,000 times I heard them.

  24. Re:You know why? on The Story of My As-Yet-Unverified Impact Crater · · Score: 1

    You just discouraged 99% of all future Ask Slashdot submissions.

  25. Re:Quality control? on China To Build Its Own Large Jetliner · · Score: 1

    Yeahhh the first time one of the chinese jets goes down for "inferior parts", there goes their ability to sell them to anyone outside the country. They need to get it right the first time, or they're going to build a whole lot of junk that airlines won't buy and customers won't fly on.

    There are a lot of aircraft of questionable safety flying these days as it is. As I recall, flights which go between two airports not located in countries which have high inspection standards can be on planes which don't have to meet many standards at all. There was a recent crash (Indian Ocean?), where the passengers got on a plane in Paris, then changed planes on an island nation onto a much less safe plane which proved the point by crashing.