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  1. Let's send em to... on DoS Assaults Underway Against Spam Blocklists · · Score: 1
  2. can't...help....it... on FWB Admits RealPC for Mac OS X was Vaporware · · Score: 1

    So you're saying the earlier Apple models had support for
    one little, two little, three little endians?

  3. Re:huh? on P2P Spam? · · Score: 1
    If I buy a nefariously gained stereo, I can still be in trouble for buying stolen property.

    Wouldn't people who sent spam to addresses obtained by a virus be just as culpable?

    Gov't sets up a couple thousand new email addresses, sends them to nobody, infects their machines, then rains holy fury on spam that hits their inboxes (if a spam got through from a random generator, they just happen to be unlucky, but still get the holy fury). Why wouldn't that work?

  4. Re:Just had to say on AOL Sued For Over-Zealous Blocking · · Score: 1
    I can't be the only one that finds the concept of an online restraining order more than a little amusing.

    My wife issues them all the time when she sees me headed toward my laptop 5 minutes before dinner is ready.

  5. National Athem, Rev2 on Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs · · Score: 3, Funny
    Now they will have to edit out that part about "LAN of the free, and home of the brave".

    Wha'?! It's what?

  6. Boss 9000 on Windows Is 'Insecure By Design,' Says Washington Post · · Score: 1
    And then when you begin working on it...

    "What are you doing, Dave? I wouldn't do that, Dave."

  7. Re:Just do what colleges do.... on How Would You Design the Voting Technology? · · Score: 1
    Fire the idiot who did that.

    Yeah, cause voting him out probably won't work. ;)

  8. Not to flog the Mom thing... on OpenOffice.org for Mac Delayed Two Years · · Score: 1
    but give your mom/grandma/etc an install cd of MS Office and a download of OO, and see which gets running faster. As someone mentioned about the saving and graphics conventions, if Mom got both installed, which do you think she'd like to use more?

    Not that OO isn't functional in X, but the whole point of why Apple's own software, and much of the major third party software is so great, is that it is incredibly consistent.

  9. Re:The point is moot... on OpenOffice.org for Mac Delayed Two Years · · Score: 1
    In every other Macintosh program holding the Command key and hitting the left or right arrow will take you to the start or end of the line.

    Hmm. While yes, most things (I tried Mail, Stickies, Sherlock and TextEdit) in OS X are that way, both my Photoshop and InDesign are word by word (Adobe's choice?)

    In OS 9, I tried Quark, Word, Photoshop and Entourage; all go word by word.

    Maybe MS is just trying to stick with familiar conventions (if they even noticed them). I, for one, like word by word. By Command-Shift-Arrow'ing, I like that I can take out several words at once with a couple key taps.

  10. FP's getting a cut of sales... on New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked · · Score: 1
    F-P will be making $ hand over fist with Windows. They liscenced an OS theme to MS for "Barney's First GUI".

    It'll be selectable by choosing "Default".

  11. Re:Dumbing Down on New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked · · Score: 2, Insightful
    OK, now get under the hood of your car, find the TDC mark and make sure your timing is correct. Oh, and if it's not fuel injected, now might be a good time to test the richness of your carb mix.

    What? As long as the car works you don't need to know how to do those things? Hmm. My mechanic friend thinks everyone should know how to do that. What are you, stupid? Do you distain work so much you neglect your car's maintenance until it quits on you?

    For some people, it's fun/their job to make computers work well. Good on ya'.

    For others, a computer is for getting other work done not directly related to the machine itself. Why, oh why do these people need to know whats 'under the hood'? Sure, it'll save em a few bucks if they knew some basic troubleshooting, but the same could be said for cars, and I think very few of us (I didn't all, Slash Goodwrench...) could do much more than open the hood of our auto's and stare at it.

  12. Hint: on Solving a Wiring Mess? · · Score: 1

    If you can't name what the "1-liter bottle" thing is, you will probably wind up killing yourself.

  13. try my new product on iWorkstations? · · Score: 1
    At work, I generally have a couple of books close to hand, printouts of specs, a project plan or two, etc.

    Aha! Enter my newest innovation, the iMilkCrate. Sold in modular stacks, and infinitely configurable, they are the perfect companion for this stylish desk. They retail for $49.00 for a starter kit of 3 modules. This includes zip-ties for increasing the stability of self-configured modules. Make checks out to "4m-ovr-fnctn Inc."

  14. dromedaries twitching in the night on US Military Develops P2P Wireless Network Sniffer · · Score: 1
    ...but also with infrared and motion sensors.
    ...'see' when anyone intrudes into that area.
    Slave THAT to some artilery

    If camels have nightmares, I think you just summed up what they are about.

  15. Re:The reverse IS true! on The Diamond Age · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...just build a model in a jewel cut and set it to have varying refract indices, rendering for each one. Be aware that you'll have to set the 'number of bounces' as high as you can get it to see the full effect...

    I'll take your word for it. :)

  16. Isn't it ironic... on Rio Announces Networked Ogg Vorbis Player · · Score: 1
    So, you can get a Loaded player, but you can't Get Loaded.

    ...don't you think?

  17. Re:Based on my own experiences on Consumer Reports Discovers Tech Support Sucks · · Score: 1
    I worked in phone tech support for an ISP for about 3 years...
    2) Don't get stressed out.It's not YOUR computer that isn't working. It's theirs. Yours is working just fine, right?

    So as an experienced person in the feild, what does happen when a tech support employee's computer eats dirt and they can't fix it right away?
    Is there just a huge sucking sound and their cubicle implodes in a irony vaccum?

  18. Re:Uuh-oh on Walk-thru Fog Screen · · Score: 1
    The advertising industry will lap up, and pay top dollar for technology that allows them greater flexibility in advertising.

    Not so much greater flexibility and greater market penetration. Get it...penetration...you can walk through it...

    Oh man,....I've hit bottom.

  19. Re:Wasn't real money per se.. on Real Money Inside in MMORPGs? · · Score: 1
    A "troll toll".

    Ladieees and gentlemen. We have a winnah!

    Very nice. I cede to you.

  20. Re:Wasn't real money per se.. on Real Money Inside in MMORPGs? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Imagine, if you will, what would happen to slashdot if karma points could be traded for cash on ebay?

    Somewhere in the ramifications of that, is the delicious idea of a "Troll Tax".

  21. Insta' +87 Funny!!! on Community Involvement for an Open Source Project? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    LOL, you should think of the children and if they beowulf clustered these then SCO would suck! You're new here, aren't you Captain Obvious... (ad nauseum)

    Can I just ask, pretty please, to not have to wade through 46 SCO jokes everytime anything has to do with code?

  22. Re:I'd love to know more on Disposable Digital Cameras Have Arrived · · Score: 1
    then you can just take a ton of shots, then back at the store they can pop them all up on a screen and you can choose the ones you like. Seems doable.

    Totally doable. But, with more and more stores(camera shops/processing places) offering digital printing services, I don't know if they'd move to this. It adds the cost of time to their 'diposable' camera workflow. If the throw-away cams had this as part of their feature-set (I am not a marketer, I just know how to talk like one!), I would think it would cannibalize their traditional digital printing service (and the $500 camera sales that go with it).

  23. Re:I'd love to know more on Disposable Digital Cameras Have Arrived · · Score: 5, Insightful
    And now you can delete bad shots

    Doesn't this seem like a bit of a semi-useless feature? Most of my bad shots, I can't even tell are bad until I get 'em on my laptop. There's a couple I can decide to delete just from the camera's screen, but I'd say that with most of my bad shots, I didn't know they sucked when I took the shot.

    So without a preview (review?) unless someone walks in front of you right as you take the shot, or some other way you know it's screwed up, it's just like a disposable film camera, in that you pay out the nose, only to get your shots back and have 2/3 stink.

  24. Re:Hmm.. on Skydiving Across the English Channel · · Score: 1
    Speaking from skydiving experience, if you open your parachute at 360kph, the parachute will be ripped right off your back and probably break a few bones in the process.

    Speaking from the experience of watching funny-cars from my couch, and noticing they don't toss out giant parachutes (if they want the convenience of having a car in one piece), wouldn't high speed diving utilize maybe a two-stage parachute? A tiny one first to bring you to a safe enough speed to deploy the main chute?

  25. you know this guy's a mod freak... on Clammy Modding · · Score: 4, Funny
    my favorite line: I didn't have a 1/2" drill bit, so I drilled a smaller hole and widened it using a Dremel tool.

    See, a normal guy would have just gone and bought a 40 cent drill bit while he was out shopping for parts. With the gratuitous Dremel use, we know we have a true modder on our hands, here.