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  1. Re:Thumbnails Don't Match on Inspecting MSN Search · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I'm browsing thumbnails, I expect...no I demand...my search engine to return the appropriate photos!

    You know, it's a wonder nobody has started spoofing image thumbnails by returning a different image when a Googlebot comes by.

    Surfer: Mmmmm... Hot, nude bored housewives...

    *click*

    Website: Hello.jpg!

  2. OT: Warfighter on US Air Force Building Space Router · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can somebody explain why I have never seen anyone enraged by this word's existance? Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough, but I have never seen anyone proclaim that "warfighter" is a blatant example of Newspeak or a shameless parody of L. Ron Hubbard's knack for descriptive writing.

    Has this word been around for a while? I can't recall hearing it before the advent of warblogging. If anything, it seems like a step in the wrong direction, for being a euphemism, and all (if at all).

  3. Re:Would you give him a job? on One Last Campout for Star Wars Fans · · Score: 1

    Just give him a job with a thinktank... ...cleaning it.

  4. Re:Tsunamis and Nigeria on FBI Warns: Many Tsunami Relief Pleas Are Fake · · Score: 1

    The nigerian scam artists have have updated their mailings - I just received one from a person claiming to need help distributing $32m to relief organizations in return for a 10% cut.

    Are they ever gonna give up?


    I have just had the misfortune of having several Nigerians move into my dorm. It has given me an interesting perspective on the 419 scam. In Nigeria, these people are well-known--and heroes. According to a source, they are mainly from the Ibo (Igbo, Igloo, whatever) ethnic group. I was told in glowing terms how it is known to be the most clever race of men. (I diplomatically did not share my thoughts about what that must say of the other people in their country) They even have primitive racial destiny notions.

    However, 419ers are not the most revered of Nigeria's scumbags. That honor is bestowed upon the gangs who kidnap foreign oil workers and blow up their pipelines. In the West, we understand that these kidnappers are not much more organized than an average street gang and that pipe line explosions are usually caused by people trying to steal oil. In Nigeria, the kidnappers are freedom fighters who don't hurt the oil workers, just show them around the beauties of their country while they wait for payment, like tour guides.

  5. Re:GaAs and Relational Calculus on Where's My 10 Ghz PC? · · Score: 1

    (Now that Cray is dead, according to the supercomputing FAQ, "The CCC intellectual property was purchased for a mere $250 thousand by Dasu, LLC - a corporation set up and (AFAIK) wholly owned by Mr. Hub Finkelstein, a Texas oilman. He's owned this stuff for five years and hasn't done anything with it.")

    That has to be the worst Bond villain name I have ever heard.

  6. Re:installed heaters? on New Shuttle Fuel Tanks Ready · · Score: 1

    So your saying they put heaters....on a fuel tank?

    As someone who has turned a blowtorn down real low and warmed up a propane tank...

  7. Re:It works great... on A Pizza Box for Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    Mine did. Two words: Projectile vomiting. Had pretty good aim, too.
    Nuff said, I guess.


    Can somebody explain what attributes vomit must have to earn the title "projectile"?

  8. This thread is *over* on German Court Sets Copyright Tax on New PCs · · Score: 1

    Don't give Bush any ideas ;)

    GODWIN'S LAW!!!

    oh, wait...

  9. Solution on US to Pay to go to ISS · · Score: 1

    Why bother following the law..
    It didnt seem to bother His holiness Ronald Reagan
    when he sold aircraft and missile parts to Iran
    to finance an illegal war in Nicaragua.
    Sure the Democrats squeaked a little, but in the end
    they did nothing about it.


    Then why not sell F-14 parts to Israeli companies who route them to Iran while sending the profits to the Russian space agencies in questions?

  10. Re:75% eh? on China Lights Pure IPv6 Network · · Score: 1

    "In cities across China, women hustle porn on pedestrian overpasses and at tunnel entrances. Many are pregnant; others carry 1-year-olds, often rented for as little as a dollar a day. The babies are both props and shields: They enable buyers to immediately identify the sellers, and the women exploit a loophole in Chinese criminal law that allows for only a brief detainment of pregnant women or those with infants."

    As for porn videos... no, you can't see them in the stores, for the same reason you can't see the prostitution going on in many of the "meirongyuan" (beauty parlors). You need to ask what you want!


    I knew about the barber shops, but I had no idea that DVD had even shadier outlets.

    BTW, xingfu.se? Which country's expat are you? asked the American taking a degree in Sweden

  11. MicroFlame on Great Moments in Microprocessor History · · Score: 1

    Does anybody have any more information on the MicroFlame? I'd appreciate some gory details on just how hot it ran.

  12. Re:75% eh? on China Lights Pure IPv6 Network · · Score: 1

    Pregnant women above the law? Do you have anymore details about this? Is it a law that includes all petty crime or is this just a matter of practice?

    For the record, I spent a good portion of my month in Shanghai in the markets looking for CD's and DVD's and didn't see any such booth operators.

  13. Re:Counterpoint. on Huge Parachute Saves Crashing Planes · · Score: 1

    Eek.. what the hell were you doing stalls for at 100AGL?

    I always climbed up to at least 1500AGL before trying any departure stalls, 7000 for a spin.


    Well, you see, in going from 0AGL to 1800AGL, you have to pass through 100AGL. If you do not, you are doing something terribly wrong.

  14. Re:Counterpoint. on Huge Parachute Saves Crashing Planes · · Score: 1

    Two is aerodynamic design. The SR22 is very sleek. The way it is designed, it is damn near impossible to open the doors in flight (not that I've tried - I've done this plenty of times with cessnas and so forth), but since the SR22 is designed for speed and (considernig the speed) economy, making jump-outable doors would be neigh-on impossible.

    A few years ago, I was taking lessons in a Cessna 152. On my third flight, when we were to be doing stalls, the door opened at about 100-200ft and didn't want to shut. The instructor just says, "Yeah, it does that sometimes."

  15. Stub floods on Larry Sanger on Wikipedia and World · · Score: 1

    I have been an avid reader of the English and Swedish versions of Wikipedia. Now, I haven't followed any of the other additions in the least, but, at least in the Swedish version, I have noticed an enormous mass of stubs. Personally, I think it looks like a conscious effort to raise the total number of articles. Regardless of the fact that anyone can contribute, this massive crapflood lowers the opinion of anyone I try to introduce to the project. (Granted, I have made three very successful conversions)

    That said, I have begun submitting translations of the English articles to replace these--despite woefully inadaquate Swedish. They get cleaned up in short order, of course, but it would be nice if the threshhold was a little higher.

    On that note, I recommend that all of you Slashdotters who can speak more than one language, even if not that well, try the same. It is a massive influx of a whole other type of crap which even the most casual native reader would quickly fix.

  16. Pornospecialization on 2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist · · Score: 1
    With pornography and sex related items being some of the most popular queries for search engines, why do they never seem to make it in to Google Zeitgeist?

    The answer is quite simple: divergence

    As we know, by 2001, everybody had an internet connection. "Sex," "porno," "boobies": common enough search terms for green-horns. But now, after two full years of ravenous pornography consumption, your average internaut has found his dream girl...
    ...be it a hot, cling-wrapped asian chick or a mature bored housewife covered in whipped cream. A hairy Byelorussian farmgirl or a boodylicious urban Black woman.

    If Mr. Joe Internaut still hasn't found his kink, then he isn't using the right parameters.

    God bless the Internet,
    Dr. Cody

  17. Re:Sexier??? on Boeing Successfully Launches Mammoth Delta-4 Heavy · · Score: 1

    Man, you have a wierd phallic fetish going on there.

    Sometimes a heavy-lift booster is just a heavy-lift booster.

  18. It's not worth it on Chief of eBay's Indian Site Arrested, Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    The clip might be 157 seconds long, but 130 of those are the musical numbers.

  19. MRE coffee on Coming Soon: Self-Heating Coffee · · Score: 2, Funny

    This technology reminds me of the greatest example of well-aimed technical documentation... EVAR!

    Presenting...

    The MRE "Rock or something" manual.

  20. O.T. Rendering extentions on How Can I Trust Firefox? · · Score: 1

    I've heard people talk about extensions for browsing on Slashdot without the constant rendering errors. Does anybody know of an extension which helps Wikipedia (I edit the English and Swedish versions, to make things worse) render better? All I can find is a Wikipedia toolkit extension.

    BTW, I've got v1.0 right now.

  21. Perhaps you doubt the veracity of my statement on How Can I Trust Firefox? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're a native Israeli who just can't speak English, I apologize, but all evidence from your post shows you can, in fact, speak English.

    Ah. I see by the expression on your face that you are confused by my statement. Perhaps you doubt its veracity, but let me assure you, I speak not a word of English.

  22. cars per minute on Yahoo! Maps to Support Realtime Traffic · · Score: 1

    Does the map start showing little car icons when the traffic reaches 35 cars/minute? I think Chicago should start building more Bus Depots--they can absorb up to half of the total traffic.

  23. Such a shame on Gigabyte's Dual-GPU Graphics Card · · Score: 1

    For the Bitboys card I pre-ordered.

    They could have been so successful if they hadn't optimised their instruction set for rendering hello.jpg.

  24. Re:Don't bother with the Russian food jokes. on Space Station Crew Forced to Cut Calories · · Score: 1

    Salo is supposed to be eaten with onions/pickles and vodka. Non-fried potatoes are horrible too :)

    When you talk about something being horrible to eat named "salo," only one thing comes to mind...

  25. Re:That means... on 12 Christmas Gifts Not To Buy Online · · Score: 1

    I believe the question is *what* they'd be a-milking. ;)

    Cats, Fokker.