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2004 Year-End Google Zeitgeist

krgallagher writes "Google has published their Year-End Zeitgeist. In their own words, 'Based on billions of searches conducted by Google users around the world, the 2004 Year-End Zeitgeist offers a unique perspective on the year's major events and trends. We hope you enjoy this aggregate look at what people wanted to know more about this year.' The number one search for all of 2004 is britney spears."

482 comments

  1. Britney by daniil · · Score: 4, Funny

    When will it ever end?

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    1. Re:Britney by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is actually a mistake. She was also supposed to be on the sports list.

    2. Re:Britney by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      Britney...when will it ever end?

      Well, I don't know about you, but I'm hoping it's "Britney's Anal Adventures 11."

    3. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't know about you, but I'm hoping it's "Britney's Anal Adventures 11."

      As a gun-toting, Iraq-bombing, American puritan I find your suggestion highly offensive. If you need me I'll be watching Full House reruns.

    4. Re:Britney by Jazzer_Techie · · Score: 1

      The Britney phenomenon is nothing new, and if history is any indication, she's not going away anytime soon. She was the top search last year as well. In 2001 and 2002 she was the most searched for woman.

    5. Re:Britney by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We should be glad that a fellow geek is so popular: http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm/.

    6. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a gun-toting, Iraq-bombing, American puritan I find your suggestion highly offensive. If you need me I'll be watching Full House reruns.

      And masturbating to the throught of a three-way with them Olsen twins.

    7. Re:britney by ASAPnetworks · · Score: 1

      yeah.. I was thinking exactly the same thing... maybe public figures is only web search while popular queries encompasses all types of queries.

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    8. Re:britney by n__0 · · Score: 1

      I realise now it's because one is from new searches and one is from plain normal searches.

    9. Re:Britney by Golias · · Score: 1

      As surprised as I was to discover that Miss Spears had not become completely irrelevant in 2004, it was far from the biggest shock.

      "Charmed" is the fourth-most Googled show on television!? Really? Charmed? There's actually people out there who care about that show?

      It was the only non-animated series to even make the list.

      I would chalk it up to the "babe factor", but none of the stars of that crap show turned up on the top-ten list of female celebrity image searches (while a few of the ones on that list have or had TV shows.) Besides, there are certainly plenty of women on television as attractive as Alyssa Milano, aren't there?

      I'm baffled.

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    10. Re:britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Popular queries was from www.google.com.

      Public figures was from news.google.com

    11. Re:Britney by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, am pleased as punch that our young people look up to a hard-working role model like Britney. Did you know that she did the singing on all her albums? She's cute as a button and twice as smart.

    12. Re:Britney by Flashbck · · Score: 1

      There may be plenty of women on television as attractive as Alyssa Milano, but were any of THEM on Who's The Boss in 1984?

      Oh how I had a crush on her back then

    13. Re:Britney by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 1

      When will it ever end?

      I don't know, but my problem is that it started too soon.

      How is it possible for a compilation set to be complete before the year is over? I recommend everyone search for "paris hilton" (the second item on the list) for the next 8 days just to throw off their statistics.

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    14. Re:Britney by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Obviously a great many people searching for Miss Spears cannot spell. Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by OMG WTF LOL!

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    15. Re:Britney by KingPunk · · Score: 0

      you're right. when will it, darnit?!

      but also, is it not worth noting that she couldn't possibly be the #1 search of 2004..
      that can't be offical til January 1st!

      thats about as bad as congress certifying Ohios electorial votes for George W. Bush,
      before Ohio made it offical even!

      how can this be? :|
      and where is the sense of Fairness and Justice in this world?!? lol.
      --kingpunk

    16. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations Britney, you deserve it. What are you going to do now?

      Maybe the guys at google are trying to get free stuff like a ferrari and tablet pc, so they make them #1 on the list.

    17. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are just searching for someone with the same or a similar name.

      I really hope google isn't including the mispellings in the stats.

    18. Re:britney by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1
      Popular queries (in google.*)
      Top public figures (in news.google.*)

      To answer your question: no, She should not.

    19. Re:Britney by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      here's the fixed link for those who care:

      http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

    20. Re:Britney by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1
      When will it ever end?

      It ends when Britney becomes a self-taught microchip designer.

    21. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May be. And mat be they want to get Britney for free, too.

    22. Re:Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and here for those who actually really do care: http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.html

    23. Re:Britney by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Well, Britney's been getting into all sorts of trouble: the flash marriage, the fake marriage she set-up to fool the press, the real marriage happening a few weeks before the fake one. I think she's beginning to lose her popularity so she's trying to shock everyone to keep their attention on her, and apparently it's working. Here's hoping there'll be a Betty Ford involved the next time she shoots up to number one in Google.

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    24. Re:Britney by lnjasdpppun · · Score: 1

      With the #1 query getting about half a million searches (is that for a 3 month period tho?) I think it would be possible for the users of Slashdot to fix the results of next years Google Zeitgeist.

      I propose more articles have a http://www.google.com/search?q=soviet+russia link in 2005, I'm fairly sure it would become the #1 search query.

    25. Re:Britney by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      Twice as smart as a button? That's like multiplying zero times two...

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  2. Netcraft and now Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


    Nowhere on that page will you see a single popular search for BSD. You know what this confirms...

  3. All I want for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is my browser stats.

    (No, I don't want stats from some other site. I want them from the Zeitgeist!)

    1. Re:All I want for Christmas by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

      I TOTALLY agree!

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    2. Re:All I want for Christmas by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      Did google ever give an explanation as to why they were removed?

    3. Re:All I want for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People were taking them too seriously or something.

    4. Re:All I want for Christmas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the numbers weren't accurate, so they were pulled until they would become accurate, they said they'd bring them back in early 05.

    5. Re:All I want for Christmas by jesser · · Score: 1

      I agree with you and Eric Meyer that many web developers take browser marketshare statistics too seriously, but does that explain why Google would remove their browser statistics?

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  4. Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Porn doesn't seem to be in much of the mix. If you look at the 'images', blow-job doesn't even show up.

    1. Re:Porn by bigberk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's because their zeitgeist is more of a pop culture / marketing / fun-review-of-trends thing. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

    2. Re:Porn by jhigh · · Score: 1

      Porn isn't in the mix? Janet Jackson beat out John Kerry...what does that tell you?

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    3. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the 'images', blow-job doesn't even show up.

      I'd imagine only a minority group are interested in looking at images of nothing but penises.

    4. Re:Porn by enosys · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet that if they had a "Popular Image Queries" list there would be several porn queries on it. A porn query might even be on the #1 spot. Unfortunately you they just have specific categories. Note that there is no "Popular News Queries" list either (only categories) so you can't say that they decided to not have a general image query list just because of porn.

    5. Re:Porn by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Well, paris hilton is in there, isn't it?

  5. Browser Stats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are they! :)

  6. And that trend is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All people care about are celebs and "who wants to X my Y" shows. No wonder this world is in a death spiral.

    1. Re:And that trend is: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't believe eBay was so high up the list. Seriously, how many people google for eBay? Is eBay.com (or ebay.{your country's domain ending here}) that hard to remember?

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    2. Re:And that trend is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "who wants to X my Y" shows.

      They can do that now!?

      I bet the trans-gendered community will be happy with that news.

      Ah, science. What an interesting time to be alive.

    3. Re:And that trend is: by golfhakker · · Score: 1

      This is like calling 411 for the number to 911.

    4. Re:And that trend is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It *may* have been skewed by lots of Indians and India-watchers searching for news about this story. It's just possible. I don't know when the Zeitgeist was compiled and I don't know if the porn video case made it in time, but apparently it's a very important case there (social, legal, political and technological ramifications).

    5. Re:And that trend is: by Nodar · · Score: 1

      This could be the result of an error I'm guilty of from time to time. Having the homepage set to google, and accidently typing an address in the google search area, OR having the google toolbar and typing the address in there by mistake OR running firefox and just having the search box there.

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    6. Re:And that trend is: by weighn · · Score: 1
      All people care about are celebs

      yeah, cos if you, me or AC was on that list we wouldn't BE celebs, or would we?

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  7. SCO by flatface · · Score: 2, Informative

    Heh, it's ... nice to see SCO as the top searched-for company. I guess it pays to be in that position, but we're gonna have to wait and see if it changes anything.

    1. Re:SCO by Richie1984 · · Score: 1

      You couldn't be more wrong! Just look at Popular Sports Topics. David Beckham is No.1 What more proof could you need?!?

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    2. Re:SCO by logic+hack · · Score: 0
      and scroll down a bit to "top company searches" to see that SCO is in the lead

      Its OK. Based on the recent events reguarding shares, 2005 will see SCO move one category over to 'In Rememberance...'

    3. Re:SCO by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      This confirms my theory that people are fascinated with stupidity in all it's forms.

      Would this be the part where someone points out that the correct word is "its," not "it's?"

    4. Re:SCO by kirun · · Score: 1

      Would this be the part where I point out your fascination of the stupidity of somebody fascinated with the fascination of stupidity?

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    5. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would this be the part where I point out your fascination of the stupidity of somebody fascinated with the fascination of stupidity?

      I'm sorry. I can tell you tried really hard on that, but it just wasn't funny.

    6. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Grammar Nazi do not produce insight, they just point out a grammatical error so they can think that they are so smart. Hey, look at me I am smart because I know the rules of grammar. I don't have to think for myself because I know the rules of grammar. I can prove anyone who makes a mistake in grammar wrong because I know about grammar. Congradulations! You are a successful graduate of public schools, My hat off to you, that you can regurgitate information better then most. To bad this aspect of learning doesn't help with thinking for yourself.

    7. Re:SCO by basic0 · · Score: 1

      no, it's wouldn't be.

    8. Re:SCO by recursiv · · Score: 1

      It's spelled Congratulations.

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    9. Re:SCO by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And that explains why one of Korea's top searches was for Full House, seriously, it's in the top ten.

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    10. Re:SCO by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Ob.Noxious: it's spelled "congratulations." You also meant "better than" and "too bad."

      So I guess your point is that correct grammar is equivalent to mindless conformity and unoriginal thinking. You're wrong.

      Here's why grammar matters:
      1. Disambiguation of meaning.
      2. Precision.

      Why would I bother to spend my time looking at your "original thinking" unless I feel you've put serious effort into it? Every rebel kid out there claims original thinking, but few of them actually have anything interesting to say. So, if you care about your original thoughts and wish for others to take them seriously, you should be willing to package them in such a way as to make them accessible. Making the effort to use proper grammar is just a sign of respect for your own ideas. Writing is about communication.

      Now, if you're a True Rebel, you don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks, thus you can go off and do whatever you want. In that case, why bother writing anything at all? But then you lose the prerogative to whine about people not taking you seriously.

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    11. Re:SCO by smartdreamer · · Score: 1
      That's an interesting theory. Maybe it is because what ressembles us fascinates us?

      I'll add that Britney being #1 is a shame.

    12. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britney Spears is the top search..and scroll down a bit to "top company searches" to see that SCO is in the lead. This confirms my theory that people are fascinated with stupidity in all it's forms.

      George W Bush tops the "public figures" list, so you may be on to something.

    13. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And that explains why one of Korea's top searches was for Full House, seriously, it's in the top ten.

      I guess that's because old people in Korea like to play card games.

    14. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Or maybe there's an ongoing link-farm type effort to push SCO to the top of Google rankings.

      Why can't I login 9PM, 23 December 2004?

    15. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The above is not a troll but actually really funny.

      pls mod accordingly.

    16. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been trolled sucka. Hell, he even bolded it for you.

    17. Re:SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Full House" is the title of the TV show that was hugely popular in Korea in 2004.

    18. Re:SCO by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1
      You've been trolled sucka.

      Wouldn't be the first time.

      Happily, it's probably not the last time neither.

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  8. Britney first ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bad year.......

  9. when will it ever end? by midol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When the human race evolves into an intelligent species?

  10. How is wallpaper tech stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    printed paper w/ glue? or am I too old for this.

  11. Moderate Safesearch on or off, you think? by iopha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, the top four queries were all women: Spears, Hilton, Aguilera, Anderson. I think they image search results might be skewing the data. :D

    1. Re:Moderate Safesearch on or off, you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, as long as your hardon doesn't include chicks made popular in the past year, Google's old-ass image index should suit you just fine!

  12. Chat is #5 by Deinhard · · Score: 1

    What they fail to mention is that people were searching for places to chat about Britney, Paris, Christina and Pamela.

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  13. SCO by basic0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Britney Spears is the top search..and scroll down a bit to "top company searches" to see that SCO is in the lead. This confirms my theory that people are fascinated with stupidity in all it's forms.

  14. Tablet PC #1 Froogle Computer Good? by simdude585 · · Score: 1

    Wow... The Tablet PC... The Microsoft invention... #1 in google's froogle search for computer goodies. What in the world happened with that one? I guess the boys over at www.tabletpcbuzz.com gotta be happy.

  15. SCO by confusion · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Interestingly, SCO came in at #1 on the company queries...

    I'm not going to say anything about the Britney Spears bit...

    Jerry
    http://www.syslog.org/

  16. The real top 10 by oexeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The unfiltered top 10:

    1. britney spears nude
    2. paris hilton nude
    3. christina aguilera nude
    4. pamela anderson nude
    5. adult chat
    6. games warez
    7. carmen electra nude
    8. orlando bloom nude
    9. harry potter warez
    10. mp3 warez

    1. Re:The real top 10 by flatface · · Score: 4, Funny

      9. harry potter nude

      *runs*

    2. Re:The real top 10 by Ieshan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Harry Potter warez?

      I mean, that doesn't make any sense, but at least you didn't put "Harry Potter nude", since that would have been really disturbing.

    3. Re:The real top 10 by insomnyuk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, it probably looks more like this:

      1. brittnay speers nakkid
      2. pearis hillton sex
      3. crisstina agweelaira boobie


      and so on...

    4. Re:The real top 10 by operagost · · Score: 1

      There are several Harry Potter games out, in addition to the movies (though I would guess those are really filez).

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    5. Re:The real top 10 by oexeo · · Score: 1

      I actually thought warez meant pirated shit, after looking it up it specifically means pirated software.

    6. Re:The real top 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean: britain spears naked kid

    7. Re:The real top 10 by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Yes, because it's softwarez. There's also moviez, mp3z and filez.

    8. Re:The real top 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're not going to believe this... erotic slash literature (harry potter and other guys) written by horny women, believe it or not. There is quite an interest in this sort of thing among some women.

    9. Re:The real top 10 by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      9. harry potter Ebookz

    10. Re:The real top 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot Jennifer Lopez you incensitive clod!!!

      J Lo Rulez!!!

    11. Re:The real top 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could have been worse....

      Could have been

      9. harry potter nude...

      *Shudders*

    12. Re:The real top 10 by temojen · · Score: 1

      Great... a picture of some naked hairy guy with wet clay all over himself...

    13. Re:The real top 10 by PeeweeJD · · Score: 1

      yeah, speaking of all the _real_ searches, where is miss "wardrobe malfunction"? I thought that would have at least made a monthly "top search"...

    14. Re:The real top 10 by rackhamh · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be honest, I expect that when you view the unfiltered results, those top 10 get bumped off the list completely:

      1. sex
      2. teen sex
      3. naughty teen sex
      4. naughty teen oral sex
      5. naughty lesbian teen oral sex ... and so on.

    15. Re:The real top 10 by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Top Public Figures
      2004

      1. george w bush
      2. janet jackson
      3. john kerry
      4. britney spears
      5. saddam hussein
      6. kobe bryant
      7. michael jackson
      8. angelina jolie
      9. martha stewart
      10. clay aiken

      ManI don't know which disturbs me more, that janet got more searches than kerry, or that gw got more than janet?

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    16. Re:The real top 10 by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      There is a fan base dedicated to writing fan fiction about any possible combination of harry potter characters, gender unimportant.

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    17. Re:The real top 10 by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that they can spell the names, but I agree any other search terms would be botched.

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    18. Re:The real top 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      11. SCO nude

      or

      11. SCO warez

    19. Re:The real top 10 by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      I did not believe it could happen. Then I read your post. Diet Coke came out of my nose. Damn you!

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    20. Re:The real top 10 by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      I saw 3 or 4 different Harry Potter games at Target yesterday for $9.99 each. Do they even bother to crack games that are going for $9.99?

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    21. Re:The real top 10 by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Impeach Bush. Janet Jackson for President! The people have spoken.:)

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    22. Re:The real top 10 by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      I beleive that Emma Watson has displaced the Olsen twins as the top "When will they be legal?" FAQ on alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities.fake....

    23. Re:The real top 10 by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      9. harry potter nude

      Yeah, his thing has a little haircut and glasses. Kinda freaked me out.

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    24. Re:The real top 10 by Neoncow · · Score: 1
      http://daisygrrl.com/quidditch/

      Your post reminds me of this story. It won't make much sense if you haven't read the books, but it's damn funny.

    25. Re:The real top 10 by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      Did anyone ever see that episode of Just Shoot Me where George Segal threatens to make the cover story of the next month's magazine "Ten tips for sexy nudey sex sex" just to piss off some feminists? This reminds me of that for some reason.

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  17. cricket? by RpiMatty · · Score: 0, Troll

    how is cricket in the top 10 sports?

    1. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how is cricket in the top 10 sports?

      Because no-one understands it and feels like a laugh.

    2. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a billion Indians

    3. Re:cricket? by vluther · · Score: 4, Insightful

      maybe because there is a world outside the US ?
      And the world series for cricket really does mean world series, not all the teams in the US and 4 from Canada.. North America isn't the world.

      So you take the population of India about 1/4th and ask them what their favorite pasttime is.. it's cricket. combine that with sri lanka, south africa, australia, england etc.. and you get a lot of people who have internet access etc, know about google and search for events regarding a sport thats played by more people than who play baseball/american football, or polo :/

    4. Re:cricket? by Alioth · · Score: 1

      North America might not be the whole world - but think. What proportion of North Americans have a computer and is online, compared to the proportion of Indians? Despite India having a population of 1bn, it wouldn't surprise me if New England alone had more people online than the whole of India.

      Google can't study the results of the vast majority of Indian cricket fans that aren't online.

    5. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 from Canada? I assume you are refering to baseball. We have 1 team up here now. The Expo's are no longer Canadian. Never have we had 4

    6. Re:cricket? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

      how is cricket in the top 10 sports?

      Here's why. I got the following off google news. People search for cricket because they want to know just what the hell the following text means.

      In Chittagong, Bangladesh, yesterday, Indian off-spinner Harbhajan Singh took the home side's final wicket on the fourth morning to give the visitors victory in the second and final test by an innings and 83 runs and complete a 2-0 series sweep.

      Harbhajan had No. 11 batsman Talha Jubair caught at long-on by Irfan Pathan with the fourth delivery of the day, as Bangladesh folded for 124 in its second innings. The home team was 118 for nine overnight after India enforced the follow on, having bowled Bangladesh out for 333 in reply to its first innings of 540.


      My only reaction is, "LOL, what?"

    7. Re:cricket? by vluther · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the amount of internet cafe's, plus NRI's (Non Resident Indians).. the amount of Indians online who want to know about how the national indian cricket team is doing is larger than the population of New England. Plus add to that, the this is whats popular on Google, not the world. American sports, or anything televised on american tv, comes with a website.. mlb.com, nba.com, nfl.com .. cricket.com is a parked page for someone looking to make millions from a domain sale. Same reason why Euro 2004 was so high, europeans in the US and other places where it may not have been televised, or televised at a sane hour.. we don't know if this involves google news queries.. people may just want to be checkin up on scores etc. My original post just wanted to state that Cricket is more popular than the original poster may think, and probably on the minds of lot s of people who don't get cricket news on espn/local sports news.

    8. Re:cricket? by spisska · · Score: 5, Informative

      The rules of cricket are actually quite simple, and deftly explained here.

      The Rules of Cricket as Explained to a foreign visitor

      You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

      Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

      When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

      Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

      When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.

      This description of the game is remarkably accurate.

    9. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The price of globilasation..
      • Britney
      • choy ni ni ti (sailor moon)
      • wife 43's ankle
    10. Re:cricket? by vluther · · Score: 1

      I think India won... in a 4 day test series ..

    11. Re:cricket? by cliveholloway · · Score: 2, Informative

      Would it surprise you to find that New England has about half the number of internet users as India?

      Population of New England: 14,205,480 (2003)

      Indian internet users: 18,500,000 (2004)

      So, assuming 65-70% of New England population use the internet, New England has roughly 9 million internet users.

      And Indian access is growing at a very resonable rate. I see no reason why it won't hit 50,000,000 by 2006.

      Add to that the country's obsession with cricket, and it's understandable - imagine the fan bases of football, basketball, baseball and the WWE all following the same team and it will give you an idea of the scale of the following of the the Indian Cricket Team.

      cLive ;-)

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    12. Re:cricket? by RpiMatty · · Score: 1

      i didn't realize cricket went beoynd england and australia.

      weird thing is nothing about the olympics in the results.

    13. Re:cricket? by kernel.kiani · · Score: 1


      And the world series for cricket really ...

      Just to keep things straight.... its called the World Cup of cricket or The Cricket World Cup

    14. Re:cricket? by RpiMatty · · Score: 2, Funny

      what?
      are you trying to go into the ins and outs of cricekt?

    15. Re:cricket? by tikoloshe · · Score: 1

      because there are more people playing and watching cricket than those who play and watch american football and baseball combined. think global!

      (Ok, so I made that up, but it wouldn't surprise me)

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    16. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most non-US residents don't understand that "World Series" is a reference to the newspaper that sponsored the series not a claim to world domination.


      I think most Americans suspect the world's strongest baseball nation is Cuba! It would be really interesting to have a World Cup of baseball, with the strongest possible US side in attendance.

    17. Re:cricket? by _the_bascule · · Score: 1

      Man, It got +5 inforamtive. LOL. :D

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    18. Re:cricket? by mwigmani · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most non-US residents don't understand that "World Series" is a reference to the newspaper that sponsored the series not a claim to world domination.
      Not according to this:
      A persistent myth is that the "World" in "World Series" came about because the New York World newspaper sponsored it. Baseball researcher Doug Pappas refutes that claim, demonstrating a linear progression from the phrase "World's Championship Series" (used to describe the 1903 series) to "World's Series" to "World Series". Furthermore, investigation of the New York World for the relevant years revealed no evidence of the supposed sponsorship. (For details, see Mr. Pappas's web page on the subject (http://roadsidephotos.com/baseball/name.htm)).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_series

    19. Re:cricket? by mmp · · Score: 1

      The rules of cricket are actually quite simple

      Riiiiiiiiiight. Now please give me a concise but accurate one sentence explanation of when "leg before wicket" is called.

    20. Re:cricket? by g0_p · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay Mods! That was meant to be funny.

    21. Re:cricket? by g0_p · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket for more information.

    22. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LBW is called when the umpire rules that the ball would have hit the stumps had it not been for it being blocked by some part of the batsman's body. In other words, if a "bowled out" is prevented by blocking the ball with one's body or clothing, then one is "out LBW".

    23. Re:cricket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you take the population of India about 1/4th and ask them what their favorite pasttime is.. it's cricket. combine that with sri lanka, south africa, australia, england etc..


      And please don't trivialize Pakistan into 'etc' (they have a long established world class team) and say contrary to other missed countries with huge populations (like Bangladesh) have internet access and a strong fan base as well.
    24. Re:cricket? by avjt · · Score: 1
      cricket.com is a parked page for someone looking to make millions from a domain sale

      Do check http://cricket.org/ though --- a.k.a. http://www.cricinfo.com/

      I would guess that American sport following is split between at least Baseball, Football & Basketball. Then, the support & interest is further split between the different teams/clubs that play in the NBA, MLB & NFL.

      In India (and also Pakistan & Sri Lanka I guess), the sport following is almost all cricket -- and then the fans are mostly interested only in the national team's performance, in international matches.

      This, along with the 1 billion plus population in this part of the world, might go some way towards explaining why this non-American sport makes the top 10...

    25. Re:cricket? by meitsjustme · · Score: 1

      The grandparent's last line: "This description of the game is remarkably accurate." , however, is very informative.

  18. zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
    why can't we just say Year-End Summary, which is what it is?

    i guess i'm missing some subtle nuance of the word?

    1. Re:zeitgeist? by RpiMatty · · Score: 1

      "the general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of an era"

      the people at google like to rub in the fact they are smart and know these big words

    2. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Least they didn't call the 2000 zeigeist Fin de siecle.

    3. Re:zeitgeist? by nicolasmendo · · Score: 1
      why can't we just say Year-End Summary, which is what it is?
      why can't we just say zeitgeist, which is what it is?
    4. Re:zeitgeist? by miu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next year I hear it is going to be google weltschmertz.

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    5. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 0

      because zeitgeist is not a native english word?

    6. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And Google is a publicly owned company with a worldwide reach. It's not just for English speakers.

      ~stephen

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    7. Re:zeitgeist? by miu · · Score: 1
      because zeitgeist is not a native english word?

      Unlike those arrogant French anachronisms we don't care about the purity and stability of our language, English is a mutt and we will gladly steal any word that isn't nailed down.

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    8. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      but the page is written in english. only germanic language speakers would have an extra chance of knowing the meaning of the word "zeitgeist."

      if someone was reading it in japan with rudimentary english skills, he/she would stand a much better chance of understanding the word "summary" is than "zeitgeist."

    9. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But Zeitgeist does not mean "summary".

    10. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1

      that's why i asked if there's a subtle (but relevant) nuance to the word zeitgeist that is different (in the context of describing this article) from the word summary. would you care to elaborate why "zeitgeist" is a much better word to describe this google page than "summary"?

    11. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      because zeitgeist is not a native english word?

      It's in the dictionary, what more do you want? My suspicion is that you're just angry because someone used a word you didn't know.

      And what's a "native English word" anyway? Would "man" qualify? That's German too. How about "detail"? That's French. "Pajama"? Whoops, Persian.

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    12. Re:zeitgeist? by cperciva · · Score: 1

      the page is written in english. only germanic language speakers would have an extra chance of knowing the meaning of the word "zeitgeist."

      First, "zeitgeist" is as much part of the English language as "schadenfreude" -- the first has been used since 1848, and the second since 1852. (According to the OED, that is -- I wasn't around at the time.)

      Second, English is a germanic language, so anyone who speaks English is a "germanic language speaker" anyway.

    13. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >It's in the dictionary, what more do you want? My suspicion is that you're just angry because someone used a word you didn't know.

      i knew what the word meant. i'm not angry. i just think the use of "marginal" words just to jazz things up is not helpful or necessary.

      and, please, you knew well what i meant by "native" english word. to equate "man" and "zeitgeist" as both being "german" (thus not "native") is idiotic. the fact you had to pull up a dictionary entry to show "zeitgeist" is even there shows that. do you even doubt for a second that the word "summary" is in the dictionary? how about "man"?

    14. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      that's why i asked if there's a subtle (but relevant) nuance to the word zeitgeist that is different (in the context of describing this article) from the word summary. would you care to elaborate why "zeitgeist" is a much better word to describe this google page than "summary"?

      Because "zeitgeist" means the pulse of the times, not just a summary of some stuff. The meaning is quite different.

      It would be possible to label it "summary" and people would still be able to make out what was going on, if that's what you're after. Of course it would also be possible to do almost all communication in short declarative sentences with one-syllable third-grade-reading-level words. That way nobody, no matter how stupid, would be at a disadvantage in interpreting anything. But we'd lose a lot of nuance, meaning, and flavor, and communicating would become a lot less fun.

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    15. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      please, this is stupid. which word is more commonly used, summary or zeitgeist? end of story.

      unless there's a nuance that cannot be conveyed by the word "summary" but can be by "zeitgeist" (which i see none in the context of describing the google article), using a "fancier" word is not really necessary, IMO. that's all i wanted to say.

    16. Re:zeitgeist? by cperciva · · Score: 1

      "zeitgeist" means "the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history".

      Yes, there is a nuance which cannot be conveyed by the word "summary".

    17. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 3, Insightful
      i knew what the word meant. i'm not angry. i just think the use of "marginal" words just to jazz things up is not helpful or necessary.

      And I think it's wonderful. It helps elevate writing into art instead of mere formulaic transmission of information. And the incredible variety of words is what makes English such a delightfully expressive language. It's a gift to be reveled in, and my hat's off to Google for selecting the perfect word for the occasion.

      and, please, you knew well what i meant by "native" english word. to equate "man" and "zeitgeist" as both being "german" (thus not "native") is idiotic.

      I don't get the distinction you're trying to draw. Both words came from German. One is used more often than the other. Does that make it more native? What, specifically, is your definition of nativeness in a language where almost all words are borrowed?

      the fact you had to pull up a dictionary entry to show "zeitgeist" is even there shows that. do you even doubt for a second that the word "summary" is in the dictionary? how about "man"?

      I didn't "have" to; I linked to it so that you could see it was there, because you seemed to be having vocabulary problems.

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    18. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >Because "zeitgeist" means the pulse of the times, not just a summary of some stuff. The meaning is quite different.

      so "pulse of the time" is taken yearly? that sounds more like a summary/review to me...

      but i understand your point. if you see a difference in nuance that i don't, then that's great and this word choice at least makes some sense. (unlike others here just blasting me while not explaining why they think one word is a better choice than others).

      i'm not advocating using the simplest possible word to describe everything. i'm advocating not complicating stuff unnecessarily. perhaps it's because i lived in europe for a few years only knowing english. i worked with scientists who were required to learn english since it's the official language of the science. so i learned that some time, it more useful to sacrifice a bit of "flare" and nuance to get the point across using simpler words. and i also saw a lot of american tourists who were getting into extra crap with non-native english speakers trying to help them out in english (as a favor, i should add) because they didn't know how to simplify their communication style and made fun of them for not being fluent in english.

    19. Re:zeitgeist? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Ladies, ladies, please. 'Zeitgeist' is perfectly cromulent.

    20. Re:zeitgeist? by capnjack41 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      unless there's a nuance that cannot be conveyed by the word "summary" but can be by "zeitgeist" (which i see none in the context of describing the google article), using a "fancier" word is not really necessary, IMO

      Why did you have to use a fancy old French word like "nuance", instead of just "meaning", which would have worked in that context?

    21. Re:zeitgeist? by Frohboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you don't understand why they're using it, I don't think you fully appreciate what zeitgeist means.

      It is pretty much the only word we have that conveys the notion of "spirit of the times". (It would literally translate as "time ghost".) In some sense, it was the lack of a suitable word in english that resulted in the german word being added to our dictionary.

      A "year-end summary" doesn't properly convey the idea that we are seeing a snapshot of the underlying culture and interests of the period.

    22. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 1

      because zeitgeist is not a native english word?

      Neither is "garage," (it's French, kids!) but unless you are Moe the bartender from The Simpsons, you probably don't insist on calling it a "car hole."

      Zeitgeist is a word which is borrowed by English speakers often enough that Webster's dictionary lists it.

      Just because your vocabulary is limited to words which were lovingly shaped from authentic virgin phonemes by Celtic craftmen long before those Norman bastards invaded and started importing all kinds of new words, doesn't mean the rest of us need to be so limited in our tools of communication.

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    23. Re:zeitgeist? by Trix606 · · Score: 1

      Yes, "Year-End Summary" could have been used but by using the word "zeitgeist" they are further modifying the summary.
      Not only are they giving you the top searches for the year, but also a peek (and a scary one at that) into our current culture.

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    24. Re:zeitgeist? by jm.one · · Score: 1

      Actually Google offers this information much more frequent as you seem to believe. In past they offert them on a monthly basis (they still do this in other langiages than englsih) but by now they have switched to a weekly cycle.

    25. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      i'm not advocating using the simplest possible word to describe everything. i'm advocating not complicating stuff unnecessarily. perhaps it's because i lived in europe for a few years only knowing english. i worked with scientists who were required to learn english since it's the official language of the science. so i learned that some time, it more useful to sacrifice a bit of "flare" and nuance to get the point across using simpler words. and i also saw a lot of american tourists who were getting into extra crap with non-native english speakers trying to help them out in english (as a favor, i should add) because they didn't know how to simplify their communication style and made fun of them for not being fluent in english.

      Should English-speaking travelers who don't know the local language use simple words and grammar when talking to locals? Of course (unless it's a country where English fluency is widespread).

      But that doesn't mean an American company needs to write every single English-language news release as if it's a lost tourist in Shanghai looking for the bathroom.

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    26. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1

      thank you. that kind of a post is more of what i was looking for, instead of "oooh, you are so stupid for not knowing what zeitgeist means!!!" or "zeitgeist is a native word, just like 'man' is because they are both german!!!"

    27. Re:zeitgeist? by Bananenrepublik · · Score: 1

      i guess i'm missing some subtle nuance of the word?
      The word is defined on the page: Meaning: the general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of an era

    28. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      geez, you are having a bad day.

      all i was saying is, because of my experience, i personally prefer to use simpler words whenever possible. i'm also a scientist, not an english writer.

      some kind poster elsewhere has explained to me why this is a zeitgeist and not a summary. that's what i wanted to know.

      so excuse my ignorance.

      >Should English-speaking travelers who don't know the local language use simple words and grammar when talking to locals? Of course
      by the way, "of course" but a lot of them don't.

    29. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 1

      but the page is written in english. only germanic language speakers would have an extra chance of knowing the meaning of the word "zeitgeist."

      Psst...

      English is a Germanic language.

      if someone was reading it in japan with rudimentary english skills, he/she would stand a much better chance of understanding the word "summary" is than "zeitgeist."

      So, you are saying that our standard for all written communication must now be, "dumbed down to the point that a foreign tourist who barely knows how to ask where the bathroom is and can't even hear the difference between R and L sounds (let alone pronounce them) can follow the conversation."

      How about instead of pulling all of us down to your 5th-grade reading level, you get an education and learn how to talk with the grown-ups? Until then, if you could stop whining, that would be great.

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    30. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the harsh responses were because, intentionally or not, your original message gave the impression of close-mindedness and an attack on using a broad vocabulary that, at least for myself, caused quick annoyance.

      Maybe something phrased like "Why did they use Zeitgeist instead of Yearly Summary, wouldn't that be more intuitive for most people?" would have lead to kinder response.

    31. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      just to clarify, i'm a non-native english speaker.

      i asked an honest question and one or two posters replied kindly by explaining to me why this is better described by the word zeitgeist instead of summary. kind thanks to those posters.

      others just blasted me or made fun of my "limited" vocabulary without teaching me anything. thanks for nothing for those posters.

    32. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 1

      I always love it when somebody pulls out "cromulent" during a vocab flame war. I offer you my sinsere contrafibularities.

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    33. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Funny
      or "zeitgeist is a native word, just like 'man' is because they are both german!!!"

      Wow, your reading comprehension is really bad.

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    34. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      now we are just getting into who can put the last words down. thanks for hunting for all of my posts just to make fun of me further.

      give me a break.

    35. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1

      thanks for your pointer. it was unintended, but i can see how that came about.

    36. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      now we are just getting into who can put the last words down. thanks for hunting for all of my posts just to make fun of me further.

      I was worried that some of my posts to this thread might have created an erroneous impression of maturity on my part, and I wanted to correct that.

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    37. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the tone of your origian post wasn't expressing irritation at Google gittin' all fancy-like with them there thirty-cent words, perhaps you would not have been subjected to such a humiliating barrage of people pointing out your ignorance.

      For that matter, if (as you now claim) you genuinely were curious about the distiction between "zeitgeist" and "summary," you could have looked it up at dictionary.com or m-w.com yourself, and spared yourself from a brief (but festive) flame-war.

      Zeitgeist might not be a popular word in whatever circles you happen to run in, but it is a word that English speakers use a lot, and corporate marketing types (who would be among the most interested in this sort of information) have been using a Hell of a lot, especially in the last decade or so. (One could even say it has entered the national zeitgeist... but that would just be piling on at this point.)

      In fact, it would be tough to find an entire issue of Wired magazine which doesn't use the word "zeitgeist" somewhere between the covers.

      If you really wanted to insist on a more common word, however, then "fads" might have almost done the trick. Almost.

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    38. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i'm also a scientist, not an english writer.

      What language do you scientists write in?

    39. Re:zeitgeist? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      >For that matter, if (as you now claim) you genuinely were curious about the distiction between "zeitgeist" and "summary," you could have looked it up at dictionary.com

      thanks for your pointer. i did check the dictionary. but dictionary gives me definitions for each word. knowing what the word means did not educate me on how to use them or how one word may be more appropriate for some uses than others.

      should i be reading more? perhaps. that might be my problem...

    40. Re:zeitgeist? by Anarkee · · Score: 2, Informative

      From google:

      Zeitgeist Explained
      The term "zeitgeist" comes from the German "Zeit" meaning "time" and "Geist" meaning "spirit". The term is defined in English by Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary as "the general intellectual, moral, and cultural climate of an era." Google believes that this word and its definition appropriate to describe the program it implemented to share global search statistics and trends from the world's most popular search engine.


      That's from this page

    41. Re:zeitgeist? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Why do you care? If you don't know what zeitgeist means, you merely have to look at the page for a clear definition of the word.

      Some people call turnips rutabagas, others call journalists reporters. People who argue for one work or another are usually called pricks.

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    42. Re:zeitgeist? by batemanm · · Score: 1

      It is possible that google use zeitgeist because summary is used in widespread use, using zeitgeist gives them a bit of branding.

    43. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and anything that can be pryed loose, is no longer nailed down.

    44. Re:zeitgeist? by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 1

      It's so Google has a sort of 'band name' for its year end summary. And people follow it, they know what it is. Having a specific and unique name for it helps market it. It has band name recognition now for a lot or people.

      For example, when Pizza Hut launched its calzone, they called it a "Pizzone". It's marketing, nothing less.

    45. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > knowing what the word means did not educate me on how to use them or how one word may be more appropriate for some uses than others.
      >
      > should i be reading more? perhaps. that might be my problem...

      Actually, it sounds like 'thinking more' might be what you really need.....

    46. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We fucking get it already. It's a pretentious word, and you despise any communication that is not the pure conveyance of information. Jesus, what do you want, a spreadsheet and standard deviations? Holy shit, you're a self-righteous prick.

    47. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      use a dictionary some time, moron

    48. Re:zeitgeist? by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      Overheard American guy: "The French are so stupid - they don't even have a word for entrepreneur."

    49. Re:zeitgeist? by Class+Act+Dynamo · · Score: 1

      I think the use of cromulent always embiggens a discussion. Don't you?

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    50. Re:zeitgeist? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Zeitgeist might not be a popular word in whatever circles you happen to run in, but it is a word that English speakers use a lot,

      Actually, no it's not. I'm a native English speaker and I've NEVER heard that word before. That's because it's not an English word. Some obscure nerd using a foreign word in an English website doesn't make it an English word.

      In fact, it would be tough to find an entire issue of Wired magazine which doesn't use the word "zeitgeist" somewhere between the covers.

      What is Wired magazine?

    51. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Actually, no it's not. I'm a native English speaker and I've NEVER heard that word before. That's because it's not an English word. Some obscure nerd using a foreign word in an English website doesn't make it an English word.

      But having been in English dictionaries for over 100 years does.

      I am sure there are many English words you've never heard before. I'm sure there are many I've never heard before. English has a larger vocabulary than any other language. Nobody knows them all.

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    52. Re:zeitgeist? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      But having been in English dictionaries for over 100 years does.

      No it doesn't. Dictionaries are not an authority. Someone putting their pet foreign word into their dictionary doesn't make it an English word. Dictionaries are only supposed to report language usage, they don't define it.

      English has a larger vocabulary than any other language. Nobody knows them all.

      Well if there's a foreign word that next to no-one has heard of, and no-one uses, does it become an English word just because the occasional person uses it in an English sentence?

    53. Re:zeitgeist? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      No it doesn't. Dictionaries are not an authority. Someone putting their pet foreign word into their dictionary doesn't make it an English word. Dictionaries are only supposed to report language usage, they don't define it.

      Re-read what you wrote. Dictionaries report language usage (nobody has claimed that the dictionary put the word into the language; we've only cited its presence there as evidence). If all the dictionaries report that a word is being used in the language, then either there is a conspiracy among dictionary editors, or the word is being used in the language.

      Well if there's a foreign word that next to no-one has heard of, and no-one uses, does it become an English word just because the occasional person uses it in an English sentence?

      I don't know, but that's not relevant to the case of "zeitgeist" which is a pretty common word.

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    54. Re:zeitgeist? by bulliver · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nice try but no. Zeitgeist is a real word. It was anglicized from German, and has been in English dictionaries (and spoken and written in English) for over 100 years. "Pizzone" is a brand name marketing term for a specific product. It was created by marketing droids from Pizza Hut, as you mention. It is not in any dictionary, and it is not spoken or written in any form except whence referring to said specific product.

      The difference is that zeitgeist is usually used outside the context of google.

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    55. Re:zeitgeist? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      If all the dictionaries report that a word is being used in the language, then either there is a conspiracy among dictionary editors, or the word is being used in the language.

      Just because they report language, doesn't mean they report it accurately or only include words that are actually used. There are many ridiculous entries in dictionaries. It wouldn't be so bad, but people take dictionaries as an authority and use them to justify using obscure foreign words, when all they really want to do is look clever.

      I'd like to argue further but I've got other things to do today, so I'll end by saying this:

      You're a cunt.

    56. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 1

      Zeitgeist might not be a popular word in whatever circles you happen to run in, but it is a word that English speakers use a lot,

      Actually, no it's not. I'm a native English speaker and I've NEVER heard that word before.


      (sigh)

      To repeat:

      Zeitgeist might not be a popular word in whatever circles you happen to run in, but it is a word that English speakers use a lot

      It is a commonly-used word in America. I can't help it if you hang with people who don't use it.

      Since I'm from a northern state, I've never heard anybody use the word "reckon" in a sentence, outside of TV shows about the South. People don't use that word up here. We are far more likely to say "guess" or "estimate." That doesn't mean I'm going to scream to the world that it's not a word that is used by English speakers, just because people around me don't use it.

      jxyama hit the nail on the head when he speculated that perhaps he should be reading more. If you read a lot, particularilly periodicals, you are far more likely to encounter the word zeitgeist.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    57. Re:zeitgeist? by Golias · · Score: 1

      What is Wired magazine?

      Cosmopolitan for geeks.

      Then again, somebody posting on /. who doesn't know about Wired probably doesn't know about Cosmo either, so I'm probably not being very helpful by putting it that way.

      It's a magazine of puff-pieces written by futurists, techno-fetishists, and Silicon Valley marketing drones. Imagine an entire magazine of Jon Katz rants, printed in the ugliest type-faces imaginable, with lots of charts and graphs that convey no real information whatsoever. That's pretty much what Wired is.

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    58. Re:zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As near as I can tell, you're continually a fuckin asshole.

  19. Here's why linux is 5 on tech searches: by Neil+Blender · · Score: 0, Troll

    google: linux USB redhat "not working"

    (or something to that affect, i am not picking on USB or redhat)

  20. Re:Britney first ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at the previous Zeitgeists, mate. She's been up there ever since 2001.

  21. Froogle being used for pr0n! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the Froogle searches - the clothing ones look like people going for soft-core pr0n.

    1. Re:Froogle being used for pr0n! by Trix606 · · Score: 1

      Check out Local Searches: Popular Entertainment - looks like the itinerary for my last date. :)

      --
      "Look out honey, 'cause I'm using technology" -- Search and Destroy -- Iggy Pop
  22. Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And thanks to the story having to link the most popular search term, Briney Spears will be even more popular now..

  23. Bill Hicks by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This isn't a perfect quotation but...

    We have the ability to keep knowledge of some of the greatest minds, and provide that knowledge to everyone? But no! "What's that little girl singing about? Let's put her on a CD, to be kept forever!"

    I wish I had the exact quote, but it felt fitting to find out that this is what people want to know about on the Internet.

    Lovely.

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    1. Re:Bill Hicks by lucidvein · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not exactly what you're looking for, but it fits the issue...

      Consumerism and infantilism went hand in hand; and through their spending, the consuming public were just as culpable for their own infantilization as the corporate "artistes" and their marketing agents: "I mean, who buys that shit? Is there that much babysitting money being passed around right now?... When did we start listening to pre-pubescent white girls? I must have missed that meeting" (D). For their complicity, the buying public set themselves up for the same Swiftian solutions that Hicks offered to the sold-out performers: "'I'm a happy consumer! And you know, I'm concerned about what my children consume! I'd like to consume the barrel of a twelve-gauge shotgun right now -- blam!'"

      from http://www.sacredcow.com/articles/willsbook.html

      That man was truely brilliant and I'm sorry I only first heard of him when he was sampled on the Kleptones mashup, "Yoshimi Battles the Hip Hop Robots". I just got the DVD from Ryko disk and have been showing it to all my friends. The message he gives about the "war" in Iraq, circa 1991, is so frighteningly relevant I'm scared to laugh at times. Hicks was a genius at bringing hard contemporary issues to the forefront while pleasing us with the digestible aftertaste of humor. He must be lauging his ass off at us now...
      --

      "I have a cunning plan..."

  24. There is no hope ... by bushboy · · Score: 1

    in finding intelligent life on earth...

    Seriously though, it just shows how many numbnuts there are out there.

    It's no wonder there's a monkey in the white house again ...

    --
    A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
    1. Re:There is no hope ... by operagost · · Score: 0, Troll

      You just proved your own point with your tired, asinine anti-Bush comment.

      --

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    2. Re:There is no hope ... by sharp-bang · · Score: 1

      You just proved his point by descending to his level.

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      #!
    3. Re:There is no hope ... by bushboy · · Score: 1

      Ah well, at least I didn't get modded down to -1 troll.

      Go on - I dare ya to do it ! :D

      --
      A slashdotting - you get the stick first and then the carrot !
    4. Re:There is no hope ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A monkey?! Well, sir, I'd like to say on behalf of monkeys in India, we are insulted.

  25. Oh please, no, no no.... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Everyone neither should be or even need be, an intellectual or nerd or scholar or whatever. We need all types of people in this world. But it is kind of scary that the most popular topics on the most popular information 'getter' are:

    Geez, everything is entertainment related, with almost no educational value - unless of course the mp3 search is for people looking into how various compression algorithms work. Sometimes, I think I've found the reason why the world is going screwy. Maybe not.

    • 1. britney spears
    • 2. paris hilton
    • 3. christina aguilera
    • 4. pamela anderson
    • 5. chat
    • 6. games
    • 7. carmen electra
    • 8. orlando bloom
    • 9. harry potter
    • 10. mp3
    1. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by jxyama · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      let's not get snobby or hypocritical here. isn't there a better use of your (and our) time than posting on a tech-centric weblog site?

      there are people dying of hunger out there and wars going on too.

    2. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      there are people dying of hunger out there and wars going on too.

      This has been happening for several thousand years. What's your point?

      --
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    3. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by jxyama · · Score: 1
      my point is, someone "wasting" their time posting on a fairly narrowly focused tech-news weblog is no better than the very people he made fun of, people searching "idiotic" things on google.

      yeah, ok, the bit about hunger and stuff probably wasn't needed, i just wanted a contrast, that posting on /. is a leisurely activity, at best. much the same way searching for brittney spears on google is.

    4. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But that shouldn't be surprising at all. If you're a scholar, perhaps you'll search for Marting Heidegger and Jacques Derrida. But hey, maybe not. Maybe you're into computer science and OS design. Or maybe some particular marxist historian, a religious thinker, problems in geology, or the writing of T. S. Eliot or even that of Norman Mailer. But it's pretty fucking unlikely that you're interested in all of these, or that you'd actually believe you could find useful information about Heidegger on the intarweb.

      A different person would probably come up with very different examples. You can specialize in lots of stuff, and most of this is of no interest to the general population.

      On the other hand, if you're searching for stuff that you're not really that interested in, it's more likely to be on Google's list of top searches. Come to think of it, I'm quite sure I've contributed to the list after thinking: 'Who is Paris Hilton, and why should I care?' I think many people must have been asking the same question this year. Of course, this isn't so much because people are stupid as it is because the media is a huge family of incestuous whores, and Spears, Hilton, et al are perfectly adapted to that environment, as parasites living in the media's collective jizz.

    5. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      That you aren't doing your share, so go start killing people and burning crops!

      --
      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
    6. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Geez, everything is entertainment related, with almost no educational value


      Nah, I'm sure everyone gooogling "britney spears" were really looking for "Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics" and not just pictures of the singer...
    7. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Top 10 Searches by the /. Cognoscente

      1. network propagation theory
      2. themes in byzantine art
      3. rna transcription chemistry
      4. bletchley park
      5. kafkan high modernism
      6. plank's constant
      7. differential analysis on manifolds with corners
      8. kurosawa and the japanese literary tradition
      9. hyaluronic acid stabilizers
      10. britney spears

    8. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I would guess that people searching for educational things wouldn't all search for the same educational things, and would search for particular educational things. People will search for "games" when they want to play something and don't care what, but people tend to care what they learn.

    9. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint of the day: Use an ordered list if you are making an ordered list.

      <ol>
      <li>Britney Spears</li>
      <li>Paris Hilton</li>
      ...
      </ol>
    10. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I wes thinking the same thing. "Educational" topics are highly diluted, depending on what you're looking for. I'd dare to say there are a lot more topics in Britannica than there are mainstream superstars.

    11. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they mixed up the top froogle search with the top image search...

      1. bikini
      2. mini skirt
      3. prom dresses
      4. lingerie
      5. little black dress
      6. poncho
      7. t-shirt
      8. sports bra
      9. red dress
      10. low-rise jeans

    12. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by zagatka · · Score: 0, Troll

      test

    13. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      This has been happening for several thousand years. What's your point?
      Actually, it's been going on for several hundred thousand years. I don't know what his point is, but it should be that for the first time in the history of homo-sapiens we are in a position to eradicate poverty and war entirely. We have both the resources and the political clout to do so and therefore we should. What was your point?
      --
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    14. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Al+Mutasim · · Score: 1

      Intellectual, nerdy, and scholarly pursuits are more diverse. I imagine there are many of those kind of searches going on, but one person is searching for "Cyrus the Great," another is searching for "A* Search," and another is searching for "Aztec," and so forth. A good question would be, what percentage of all searches are for these top 10?

    15. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spears, Hilton, et al are perfectly adapted to that environment, as parasites living in the media's collective jizz.

      I wouldn't call them parasites - they provide goods (boobs) and services (sexy videos) that people are willing to pay for, or at least willing to watch ads for.

    16. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fat chick froogled #6.

    17. Re:Oh please, no, no no.... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      for the first time in the history of homo-sapiens we are in a position to eradicate poverty and war entirely.

      So you are proposing a War on War? Are you, by chance, in Bush's cabinet?

  26. Given that pattern... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 0, Funny

    Given that pattern, I was expecting to see:

    9. harry potter nude

  27. Disappointment again. by caluml · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm rather upset that I don't even appear in the top 10 popular men. When will people recognise me? Maybe I'll have to kill a bunch of people...?

    1. Re:Disappointment again. by flatface · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it's gonna be pretty damn hard to top George W. Bush...

    2. Re:Disappointment again. by DrLex · · Score: 1

      If you make that bunch large enough, that'll certainly work. Just look at the #1 in the "Top Public Figures"...

    3. Re:Disappointment again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Make shitty music 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!!

    4. Re:Disappointment again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 is "Get a boob job and dress like a whore"

    5. Re:Disappointment again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look up ponzi scheme, pyramid scheme, matrix scheme, moron. they're illegal by the way.

    6. Re:Disappointment again. by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Mr.-err, I mean Dr. Evil. You just aren't as famous as you used to be.

      --
      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    7. Re:Disappointment again. by nexus987 · · Score: 1

      It's tough being #11, isn't it?

    8. Re:Disappointment again. by karvind · · Score: 0

      May be you should show some cleavage !!

    9. Re:Disappointment again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you start out by killing Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Harry Potter, that will definetly put you in the top 10 searches.

      I see it already, "the GOOGLE massacres".

    10. Re:Disappointment again. by caluml · · Score: 1

      That's not a bad idea for a film/book.... :)

  28. Browser information by jez9999 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Wow, this zeitgeist really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but search info, which I guess is expected from Google - but demographic information be damned, it seems. They should be looking to gather more information on things like browser, OS, country, etc. Just throwing a load of search terms on a page isn't particularly compelling, especially when they're all so predictable.

    1. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man my newspaper really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but news, which I guess is expected from my newspaper. They should be looking to show me more porn.

      Man, my TV really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but television shows. They should be looking to play more radio channels.

      Man, my search engine really sucks now. It's focused on nothing but search info...

    2. Re:Browser information by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      I liked it when they tracked video games. It could be useful in the future to look back and remember what games you were playing at the time. 2001-2002 have video games, but the ones now don't

    3. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you can pay Goolge for a more detailed version.

    4. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot really sucks now, it's focused on nothing but relevant news for nerd, that matters. Oh, wait ..

    5. Re:Browser information by myheroBobHope · · Score: 1

      It's interesting, because the past data all covers the trends in other countries. Although I think that most /.ers were just looking for a data point that said "In Korea, old people search for (insert amusing object/person/place). Also what the hell is Las Ketchup??? the 2002 zeitgeist 'google search track the Las Ketchup craze as it circle the globe'

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    6. Re:Browser information by r00zky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In previous years they did exactly that

      Where's that data for this year?

      Without it all this crap is near useless.

      --
      I'm a chainsmokin' alcoholic sociopath, so-ci-o-path
    7. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure MS paid Google for a less detailed version

    8. Re:Browser information by fred_sanford · · Score: 5, Informative

      They used to report on those statistics but stopped after the news sites started quoting them as official sources.

    9. Re:Browser information by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ?!?? and I thought /.ers hated being tracked wherever they go?

      Or is Google exempt, because they are "not evil"?

      --
      Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
    10. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It could be useful in the future to look back and remember what games you were playing at the time"

      If you can not remember this, which how it 'could be useful' is beyond me, then you are playing way too many fucking games instead of living which tends to define experiences rather well in its own right.

    11. Re:Browser information by myheroBobHope · · Score: 1

      Just noticed this... there is demographic info it's just another link on the top right. (I would cut and paste it, but my office does not like having computers that work or giving us the ability to fix them or choose our own browsers, so i can't)

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    12. Re:Browser information by micromoog · · Score: 1
      Wow, this zeitgeist really sucks now.

      According to Slashdot, everything "sucks now". Even Slashdot.

    13. Re:Browser information by r00zky · · Score: 1

      Thank you, i missed that news
      good memory

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    14. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no there isn't. People don't waste your time on this Troll.

    15. Re:Browser information by ThePiMan2003 · · Score: 1

      Except they don't keep personally identifiable information, just raw search terms.

    16. Re:Browser information by Gorath99 · · Score: 1

      Even suckier is that there's a blatant internal discrepancy. According to the popular tech stuff table, "wallpaper" and "kazaa" are more popular than "mp3". However, according to the table with most popular queries "mp3" beats both of them!

    17. Re:Browser information by bynary · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, they track search queries based on originating IP address. That's not personally identifiable...yet, but it's pretty close. Also, I'm guessing if someone really wanted to (and who's to say Google hasn't already done so) they could easily detect predictable behavior patterns in searches originating from certain geographical areas, IP addresses, ISPs, etc. They may not be tracking searches by your name, Social Security #, DOB, or mother's maiden name, but there are many other methods for determining who is doing a search.

      Remember, just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you. Cheers!

      --
      http://www.bynarystudio.com
    18. Re:Browser information by mits1 · · Score: 1

      I think the list does provide some interesting information. For example, if you go through the popular men's list, you'll find Bob Marley is the only person with staying power among people form the past. List of consumer and computer goods could be very valuable to strategists as this provides the most accurate pulse of the general public; atleast more accurate then the ones we get from surveys that involve just a few hundred people. It would also be interesting to normalize the number of hits based on the number of internet users from each country and see how the entries in the list changes.

    19. Re:Browser information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, put a huge disclaimer at the top saying "Unofficial Approximate Vague Probably Wrong Estimates of Browser Usage/Operating System/etc. -- Please do not use as official sources!"

      It was the most interesting part of the Zeitgeist. Knowing that Britney Spears was the most common search term is boringly predictable. I wish the other stats would return.

  29. Great by realmolo · · Score: 1

    If there is any hope for Western civilization, then the 11th most popular query is for "suicide".

    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that speeds up the flow of a traffic, eh?

      As long as the Simpsons are still being aired on TV - I am not going to worry about it.

  30. Remembrance by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    Nice to see Spalding Gray at #3.

    --
    Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    1. Re:Remembrance by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

      I didn't even realize he had died. How could I have missed that.

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    2. Re:Remembrance by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      > I didn't even realize he had died

      Sadly, he commited suicide. He had been haunted by his mother's suicide and had attempted suicide several times since he was severely injured in a car accident in Ireland. Very sad.
      --
      Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
  31. Zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well isn't that just uber.

  32. In rememberance, Nick Berg... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt it was really in rememberance of his life, but people looking for that horrible video of his death. I admit to having seen it, and still can't get the screams out of my head.

    1. Re:In rememberance, Nick Berg... by nolife · · Score: 1

      Some people must see it, others must avoid it, I fall into the second crowd for the reason you described.

      --
      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
  33. Nick Berg: in rememberance, my ass by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    That was sickos looking for pictures and video. That was no "Oh, I'm looking for a Nick Berg memorial site so I can pay tribute".

  34. women by clovercase · · Score: 2, Funny

    why isnt janet jackson classified into the 'women' category?

    1. Re:women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Cause she's mostly plastic.

  35. Join today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at http://www.gnaa.us/

  36. Self Explanatory by eigerface · · Score: 0

    Top Clothing Queries 2004

    1. bikini

    2. mini skirt

    3. prom dresses

    4. lingerie

    5. little black dress

    6. poncho

    7. t-shirt

    8. sports bra

    9. red dress

    10. low-rise jeans

    1. Re:Self Explanatory by bigberk · · Score: 1

      10. low-rise jeans

      Thank god this made the bottom of the list. I'm so sick at seeing every girl at uni wearing this disgusting uniform. Few women can pull off this fashion, on most it looks revolting. Yeah for sure I'm not that attractive either but, then again, I'm not revealing my belly and ass crack for you.

  37. In Remembrance... by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's Rick James, Bitch?!?
    / just sayin'

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  38. Potter beats Mp3? by Paiway · · Score: 1

    What i'm interested in is how Harry Potter beat mp3? What's up with that?

    1. Re:Potter beats Mp3? by DrLex · · Score: 1

      Something like an 'iPotter' must be a hole in the market then...

    2. Re:Potter beats Mp3? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most mp3 are searched on p2p.

  39. Playstation2 by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    Playstation 2 would have been ahead of xbox if it wasn't also known as PS2. The searches for PS2 + playstation2 would have been ahead of xbox.

  40. Something kind of scary by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The #2 item on local health searches is "hospital". You can just picture millions of people turning to Google before thinking of dialing 911!!

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Something kind of scary by kitty+tape · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it wasn't an emergency.

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    2. Re:Something kind of scary by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      Depends why you need a hospital. Ok if you are bleeding you dial 911, but if you need say a gastroenterologist, google may be a good place to start.

      I've been spending way to much time in at the Haddasah hospital at Ein Karrem (Jerusalem) over the last few months due to some health issues my wife is having. At no point did we go there by any method but bus or taxi.

      --
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  41. I think I saw this in Nostradomus... by StressGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...and lo, a woman-child child shall be born, and she shall wear a head-dress of round plasic globes on her head as a child....upon the maturation of this child, when the platic globes are removed from her head and become infused in her chest....the end of the world shall surely be near...."

    I'm parphrasing...but it's something like that I'm sure :)

    --
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    1. Re:I think I saw this in Nostradomus... by daniil · · Score: 1

      And lo, verily doth Nostradamus say:

      "The day that she will be hailed as Queen,
      The day after the benediction the prayer:
      The reckoning is right and valid,
      Once humble never was one so proud."

      (Century X, quatraine 19)

      Clearly, this must be a prophecy of Britney topping Google Zeitgeist several years in a row.

      --
      Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
    2. Re:I think I saw this in Nostradomus... by Cappy+Red · · Score: 1

      Is this a real Nostradomus prophecy? He says the word "child" a lot. Then again... maybe he did write it, but not prophetically. Maybe he just had a hang-up.

      Egads... this could be telling about Nostradomus. Post-telling of the past.... yes... now I just need to learn rhyme and meter.

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  42. please explain? by vida · · Score: 4, Interesting

    britney spears is the most popular query, but it's 4th on the list of public figures, while paris hilton did not even make the list.

    On the tech stuff category, *kazaa* is the first one and *mp3* the third one, yet *kazaa* did not even make it to the most popular queries one, while mp3 is the tenth string most searched for.

    There are also other inconsistencies, between for example the *most popular male* category and *most popular male celebrity*. (btw, what's the diff?)

    Can somebody shed some insight into this?
    1. Re:please explain? by Momoru · · Score: 1

      I think they cooked up alot of their numbers, for example none of the top news stories in november/october were about the election, but instead about carlo whoever (i didnt even know his name til now) that refused orders in iraq....if i remember google news at the time it was ALL about the election and hardly anything about carlo whats-his-face.

    2. Re:please explain? by caerwyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      google.com queries at the top are separated from the news.google.com queries (next section down), and the results for the two are different.

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    3. Re:please explain? by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Maybe people didn't need to search for election news because it was 24/7 election news on every news outlet in the entire US? OTOH, news on this carlo guy might have been difficult to find, hence the searches...

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  43. It's just so sad to see people misuse technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come'on world, bazillions of connected systems and the best we come up with is searching for Britney??? That's just so pathetic and sad.

    Not to mention the ruin that is Zeitgeist. Google is in the process of proving that excessive greed can and will destroy anything.

  44. Not many women use Google by Patik · · Score: 1
    Or at least they're not very horny.

    The top 4 queries are women's names. The first guy (Orlando Bloom, who was in LOTR) appears after the fifth woman (Carmen Electra, and I don't even know what she did this year that would draw so many searches).

    1. Re:Not many women use Google by PoorLenore · · Score: 1

      Actually, Google is a plaything of the international lesbian conspiracy. But I've said too much...

    2. Re:Not many women use Google by jxyama · · Score: 4, Funny
      >Carmen Electra, and I don't even know what she did this year that would draw so many searches

      do you really have to ask? (NSFW)

    3. Re:Not many women use Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Google is a plaything of the international lesbian conspiracy
      sshhhhhh !
    4. Re:Not many women use Google by Patik · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but she wasn't very active in 2004. The other people on the list were in movies or released CDs this year. AFAIK she didn't come out with a new Playboy spread or anything like that.

    5. Re:Not many women use Google by jxyama · · Score: 1
      she did have an MTV reality TV series...

      what did pamela anderson do this year?

    6. Re:Not many women use Google by tourettes · · Score: 1

      Won't somebody think of the poor kittins!

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    7. Re:Not many women use Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Carmen Electra is a classic - just about everyone can agree that she's gorgeous and she's been highly photographed.

      --
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    8. Re:Not many women use Google by Kirth · · Score: 1

      just about everyone can agree that she's gorgeous
      No she's not. I didn't even know who most of these women were, I had to look them up:
      - britney spears: looks good, but I happen to know that she's a complete moron. No.
      - paris hilton: No.
      - christina aguilera: No.
      - pamela anderson: No.
      - carmen electra: No.
      - jennifer lopez: No.
      - angelina jolie: that one is actually gorgeous
      - avril lavigne: looks ok.
      - beyonce: No.
      - hilary duff: No.
      I can't be that most people put those on top of google searches because they don't know who they are and how they look, can't it? The world truly is weird.

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    9. Re:Not many women use Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is completely subjective. Just because you only like anorexic chicks who have had plastic surgery, it doesn't mean that no one else likes women with a healthy body. Of course most of the women on that list are modified and several of them don't particularly appeal to me, either. However, I think the average male would part company from you on the carmen electra thing.

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    10. Re:Not many women use Google by caluml · · Score: 1

      Is there a psychologist reading who can confirm that men like big breasts because they remind us of female arses, which is what we saw just before we mounted Mrs Cavewoman? It seems to me that someone was fishing for a reason for this one...

  45. Predictions for 2005? by bigberk · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's clear now. We'll be seeing a lot more of britney spears and paris hilton in bikinis, mini skirts and prom dresses... possibly while they watch CNN, the simpsons, or listen to 'YMCA' on their ipods.

    1. Re:Predictions for 2005? by xa0s · · Score: 1

      Maybe they will actually create the much coveted "Stupid Spoiled Whore" video playset featured in a recent south park episode. comes with video camera, night-vision filter, play money, losable cellphone, and sixteen hits of exstacy. All the kids will love it!

  46. Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know ... by gulfan · · Score: 0

    It's interesting to note that Britney Spears was number one not only this year, but the year before. In 2001, she was the most popular female 'searched' too. Doesn't the world realize that there are better singers and models out there?

  47. tech? by Eric604 · · Score: 1

    i wouldn't call this tech stuff:

    Popular Tech Stuff 2004
    1. wallpaper
    2. kazaa
    3. mp3
    4. spybot
    5. linux

    1. Re:tech? by Line_Fault · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know, wallpaper is very technical!

      There is measuring & gluing not to mention smoothing!!

      It's all here: http://doityourself.com/wallpaper/howtohangwallpap er.htm

    2. Re:tech? by kiwi_james · · Score: 1

      I like the fact that Kazaa is number 2, and then spybot comes in at number 4.

      Anyone want to hazard a guess that an urgent search for "spybot" comes not to far after a successful install of number 2....

      Of course the fact that less people are searching for (and therefore installing) spybot than kazaa perhaps indicates the blissful ignorance of many kazaa users.

      Oh well, off to Christmas with a CD-R full of spybot, adaware etc. to cleanse relatives PC's of all those "extras" gained from furtive searches for Britney and friends.

  48. Hilton by Deinhard · · Score: 1

    Interesting that Paris Hilton is #2 in Queries and Women but Hilton Hotels is #4 in Hotels.

    It says something...I just don't know what.

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  49. iTunes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surprised that iTunes doesnt show up anywhere on these lists.

    1. Re:iTunes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HUH? What would you possible search for iTunes for? www.itunes.com

    2. Re:iTunes? by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on...people search go to google to search for yahoo.

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  50. So google answers it by spac3manspiff · · Score: 0

    Apparently the top public figures are:
    1. george w bush
    2. janet jackson
    3. john kerry
    Therefore Janet Jackson unfortunatly had a better chance of winning the election over Kerry. :/

  51. Inconsistencies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In "Top Public Figures", janet jackson appears before britney spears. Since these two are women, why doesn't janet jackson appear before britney spears in the "Popular Women" category?

  52. Harry Potter, MIA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just browsing through the US and International statistics I saw a startling lack of anything Harry Potter. Even in the UK!

  53. Oh those french fries! by gulfan · · Score: 0

    France is higher than Iraq...I guess we know our REAL enemies...

  54. Presidential elections by eln · · Score: 3, Funny

    So since George W. Bush was the number one public figure search, and John Kerry was third, behind Janet Jackson, can we assume that if Janet Jackson had run for president, she would have had a better chance of winning than John Kerry?

    Maybe if the elections were held closer to the Superbowl.

    1. Re:Presidential elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can we assume that if Janet Jackson had run for president, she would have had a better chance of winning than John Kerry?

      Yes.

    2. Re:Presidential elections by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      So since George W. Bush was the number one public figure search, and John Kerry was third, behind Janet Jackson, can we assume that if Janet Jackson had run for president, she would have had a better chance of winning than John Kerry?

      Either that, or that John Kerry would have had a better chance of winning if he'd exposed a nipple on national television.

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    3. Re:Presidential elections by moranar · · Score: 1

      Maybe JF Kerry should have shown a bit more tit...

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      Gandhi, about Internet Security
    4. Re:Presidential elections by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      I thought he was a nipple on national television...

    5. Re:Presidential elections by holzp · · Score: 0

      Perhaps people just like voting for Boobs.

    6. Re:Presidential elections by Cigarra · · Score: 1

      No, it actually means people wanted to find a reason to vote for GWB. They didn't find any, but didn't care.

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    7. Re:Presidential elections by Spacejock · · Score: 1

      Only with a 'costume failure' at every public appearance.

    8. Re:Presidential elections by Jacek+Poplawski · · Score: 1

      Janet Jackson has at least one breast.

  55. The great mystery of PR explained... by stevel · · Score: 1

    Noticed this at the bottom of the page...

    PigeonRank

  56. Don't hate by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 1

    Don't hate on Britney. Every living male with active hormones on this planet want a piece of that. And I bet you /. readers contributed a good percentage of those searches.

    1. Re:Don't hate by DrLex · · Score: 1

      You're right! Britney being torn into 3 billion pieces is a great idea.

    2. Re:Don't hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm.... no. She was briefly attractive when she was younger, then she turned na-asty and seems more like a typical pop culture slut now than anything else.

    3. Re:Don't hate by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Got a hankering for trailer trash? Sorry, but I'm not interested in her in the slightest. Spoiled, stupid, vain, crass, selfish, petty and as shallow as a plate. No thanks.

      --
      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    4. Re:Don't hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. She is washed up, ugly, AND stupid.

  57. Poor John Kerry by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

    He lost to G.W. and Janet Jackson!

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  58. britney by n__0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Popular Queries
    2004

    1. britney spears

    2. paris hilton

    Top Public Figures
    2004

    1. george w bush

    2. janet jackson

    3. john kerry

    4. britney spears

    Shouldn't britney spears be the top of every list she qualifies for in the zeitgeist if her name is the most popular term overall?

  59. Re: just so sad to see people misuse technology by spac3manspiff · · Score: 0

    We simply have to face the fact that most people use the internet for porn. This just shows that people have their priorities.
    we put hornyness before everything.

  60. Popular Cuisines by bkessels · · Score: 1

    I think this says a lot about the way (U.S.) people think about eating. with pizza, sushi, bakery, chinese and italian you might be able to live, but healthy?

    1. Re:Popular Cuisines by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Approximately one billion Chinese people eat nothing but Chinese food all the time, and they seem to be doing fine.

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    2. Re:Popular Cuisines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this says a lot about the way (U.S.) people think about eating. with pizza, sushi, bakery, chinese and italian you might be able to live, but healthy?

      In Italy the portions are much smaller than the US. Also, real Chinese food does not consist of items like sesame chicken or sweet and sour pork.

      And sushi? Raw fish, rice, seaweed, maybe some ginger and wasabi... I don't see how that's unhealthy at all.

      The problem is not Oriental or Italian food. It's just that we Americans insist on eating heaping piles of it.

  61. P (Ppppppp) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P is for Paris Hilton

  62. Some hope... by jridley · · Score: 1

    Or at least, less US influence.
    Both the Tour de France and Lance Armstrong were more searched for than NFL. Either less US influence, or those looking for NFL don't know how to use a computer.

    1. Re: Some hope... by Control+Group · · Score: 1
      Or NFL fans are more computer literate, and type the URL into the address bar instead of searching for it.

      Or they're more fanatical than TdF fans, and therefore have nfl.com as their homepage.

      Or nfl.com is easier to guess than whatever the TdF's home page is.

      Or NFL fans were split between searching for "nfl" and "national football league".

      Or NFL fans just searched for "football" assuming most of the links would be for American-rules football.

      Or possibly there's nothing like enough data for a broad generalization of NFL fans vs. TdF fans to be made, much less a case for the changing demographics of the internet as a whole.

      On the plus side, I got you a xmas gift: it's a mat, and it's got conclusions painted on it...

      --

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    2. Re:Some hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or they just go to nfl.com you fucking retard

    3. Re:Some hope... by Momoru · · Score: 1

      I think maybe just alot of international users use the US google portal...Google News's Sports section NEVER leads off with news from the NFL or college basketball (even during march madness), but it almost always had something about Real Madrid or some other European club soccer or cricket team.

    4. Re:Some hope... by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Or.. there's simply no need to search for the NFL because it's plastered all over the god-damned TV all the time anyway.

      Me, I'm one of those who looked up Tour de France, the reason being I couldn't find any decent coverage locally.

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    5. Re: Some hope... by jridley · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, I got you a xmas gift: it's a mat, and it's got conclusions painted on it...

      Woohoo! A-Jumping I Will Go!!!

  63. Curses! Foiled again! by Control+Group · · Score: 1
    I read most of the list, and was obscurely pleased that I have never searched for any of those strings (in many cases, this is only because I knew the web site to go to - I would have searched for "Best Buy" if I hadn't known bestbuy.com, for example).

    I was all set to come all over superior to the average luser, with my more refined taste, disdain for pop culture, etc., etc.

    But, much to my dismay, I searched for "roomba" a few months ago.

    Guess I'm just one of the sheeple.

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    Reality has a conservative bias: it conserves mass, energy, momentum...
    1. Re:Curses! Foiled again! by hsmith · · Score: 1

      some times i get lazy and type in best buy into my google search bar

      how bad is it all the extra effort i need is the CTRL-ENTER to go to the page

  64. I now no longer wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    American school children are so stupid compared to lesser, poorer nations. Anyone who spends their time even remotely interested in Britney Spears and her ilk deserves the low grades and poor self-esteem they have.
    Recently on BBC News, Finland among other European nations scored (again) the highest overall for literacy, intelligence, and overall school/education well-being.
    American kids are too busy trying to find information on twitty celebrities, warez, and other bullshit, rather than attempting to better themselves.
    I remember being a teen in the early 80's. I had to go physically to a library to look up information, and that information has stayed with me for years. Education is a journey, not a destination. College education in the US has slowly declined to the point where the average person only has to work at scholastic skills that are barely above the high school level. At one point, people actually had to work at degrees to achieve them. Now... you can get a master's degree without a thesis.
    What is America coming to.
    Before you start in on me, I am aware that the results are not solely from US searches, but the vast majority are. Most Europeans and Asians could give a monkey's toss about Britney or Paris Hilton. These people are twits. Young people should hold themselves to much higher standards than they do.

    1. Re:I now no longer wonder why... by Kookus · · Score: 0

      Broad generalizations are fantastic. For someone who is superiorly trained in "literacy, intelligence, and overall school/education well-being" you sure lack in the area of common sense. From your post I would have to make the same conclusions, all people from Finland and other European nations are not interested in sex, which probably makes sense of why inbreeding is so rampant. Hey, the proofs in your teeth... In the end, your nothing more then an Anonymous Coward.

    2. Re:I now no longer wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a grip, moron. Ask the average American teen where Bhutan is on a map and they will look at you like a deer caught in the headlights. The average European may, indeed, search on sex, but this is immaterial to my statements. The average European speaks at least two languages, many three or more. he average American speaks English only, and this poorly. I've read a recent study taken in the NYC school districts (all 5 burroughs), where the findings were horrendous. The average high school senior could not properly use a semicolon in a sentence. Also... the same group had trouble properly defining an adverb. Fact is, the American school system ranked 40th for industrialzed nations, and this is poor, indeed.
      As for generalizations... get over it. Like I stated earlier, the average non-American speaks, reads, & writes in more than one language, and is generally more educated in terms of world events, etc. My neighbor here on the East Coast of the US cought not even tell me one of Iraq's neighboring countries... and he has a master's degree. I rest my case... generalizations and all.

    3. Re:I now no longer wonder why... by Decessus · · Score: 1

      I'm a little curious as to why you felt the need to post this in the first place. If you are that passionate about it, why don't you do something to fix the problem? What good does it do to come here and call people stupid, and moronic, and have a very holier than thou attitude? For someone who is supposedly as educated as you are, you don't seem to be using it very well.

    4. Re:I now no longer wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average high school senior could not properly use a semicolon in a sentence. Also...
      The average high school senior could not properly use a semicolon in a sentence.

      and you dont understand the proper use of an elipsis. thats those three dots you keep using instead of a comma. an elipsis is used to idicate a passage of time. so you are no better than the rest of us unedumacated emairikins you are blasting. unless...you...are...william...shatner.

  65. Popular Sports Topics by squarefish · · Score: 1

    It's about time the Cubs beat the Yankees at something!

    ;)

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  66. Janet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction is more popular than John Kerry's botox.

  67. I love the "most popular clothing" search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. bikini
    2. mini skirt
    3. prom dresses
    4. lingerie
    5. little black dress
    6. poncho
    7. t-shirt
    8. sports bra
    9. red dress
    10. low-rise jeans

    I wonder who makes all of the clothing decisions? :)

  68. In case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the google cache.
    It's a little out of date, though.

  69. What exactly do you think by marcus · · Score: 1

    the searches for these are:

    1. britney spears
    2. paris hilton
    3. christina aguilera
    4. pamela anderson
    5. carmen electra
    6. jennifer lopez
    7. angelina jolie
    8. avril lavigne
    9. beyonce
    10. hilary duff

    When you see a list like this dominate both images and females, you know they are not some poly-sci majors looking for info on pop-politics or teeny boppers seeking J-Lo's opinion of some movie. Nor are they looking for pictures of their "smiles".

    Do note that Hillary Clinton didn't even make it in the news queries.

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    1. Re:What exactly do you think by dingfelder · · Score: 1

      wtf... who would want to see Hilary Clinton nude? Not even Bill wants that !

  70. Left off the list? by murreyaw · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn that I have searched for Asia Carrera atleast a billion times!

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  71. Re:OT: Re Sig by oexeo · · Score: 1

    > freeipods.com is not a scam, I've already received mine.

    It's still a scam.

    Those at the top of the pyramid get the reward (like you), and those at the bottom of the pyramid get ripped off of their invested time and/or money.

    Either you're stupid, or you have an ulterior motive.

  72. Google bomb away! by BMonger · · Score: 1

    So these are the keywords I should get my site to show up in google under? Hmmmmmm....

  73. The end of the world is coming by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know who are all the peope that had to search for ebay in order to find it. I mean, it's not like it's hidden off in its own tiny corner of the internet. And the people searching for it must have spelled it correctly, so they were already 2/3 of the way towards finding it.

  74. Re:Britney borring, tell us something we dont know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is no real information in repeating what the masses' appetites are, we all know that already. what would be truly interesting is what the underground zeitgeist is. what are the cultural/intellectual avant garde searching for? the masses have forever been boring and forgettable in their predictability. which is why 10,000 years from now a britney spears clone will still be #1 on the list.

  75. left out by derxob · · Score: 1

    They forgot to add "naked" after all of those queries on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

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  76. Im surprised by Handbrewer · · Score: 1

    Im not in the list, i can sing and i can also make sex videos of myself and leak it onto the internet. I wonder what their competitive edge is, hmm..

  77. Froogle clothing by bcmm · · Score: 1

    People have been using Froogle to look at product pictures rather than to buy I think:

    1. bikini
    2. mini skirt
    3. prom dresses
    4. lingerie
    5. little black dress
    6. poncho
    7. t-shirt
    8. sports bra
    9. red dress
    10. low-rise jeans

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    1. Re:Froogle clothing by kippy · · Score: 1

      People have been using Froogle to look at product pictures rather than to buy I think:

      1. bikini
      2. mini skirt
      3. prom dresses
      4. lingerie
      5. little black dress
      6. poncho
      7. t-shirt
      8. sports bra
      9. red dress
      10. low-rise jeans


      mmmmm...

      poncho

    2. Re:Froogle clothing by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm poncho....

  78. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the reason is for folks performing a search on terms (especially company names) that are their own domain:

    ebay
    walmart
    mapquest
    amazon ...

    Is it that people don't realize that they can type these into the address bar or a growing dependence on Google?

  79. Not only that, but... by marcus · · Score: 1

    ...I don't think that I googled for any of these in the past year!

    One wonders how something like Amazon, CNN, Fox News, or Ebay makes it here. I don't even have bookmarks for these. I just type in "amazon.com" every time I want to go there. I certainly don't have to search for it!

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    Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
    - W. Wriston, former Citibank CEO
    1. Re:Not only that, but... by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > One wonders how something like Amazon, CNN, Fox News, or Ebay makes it here.

      They're probably common substrings. If I want to search for a Black & Decker hand saw on Amazon, I'll google for "black decker hand saw amazon". I can just type it straight into my address bar, or for many other users, the google toolbar. Sure enough, first link, there it is. Searching amazon itself is an extra step with an annoying interface involving looking around for a search bar, followed by search output with an equally cluttered annoying interface, and the search usually isn't even as fast.

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    2. Re:Not only that, but... by marcus · · Score: 1

      That certainly makes for a different angle on the portal concept. You "go to" Google in order to get anywhere.

      I must admit that it's a damn shame when "generic" web searches are faster than a localized, specialized one.

      Cheers for Christmas and a Happy New Year,
      marcus

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  80. Ok, ok... by bm17 · · Score: 1

    SCO. That was me. And "linux". That was me too.

    But "Britney"? I have no idea where that came from. There was that one night when I drank all those Bud Lights...

    1. Re:Ok, ok... by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

      and I, for one, am guilty of moving Angelina up the list.

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  81. key word searches. by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Geez, everything is entertainment related, with almost no educational value

    All but a handful of the top-ranking searches required only one or two familiar keywords to yield meaningful results, a proper name, a place, a single object of interest, such as a sport like cricket.

    But will the Zeitgeist total queries that ask the same question in many different ways because users don't know the keywords needed to define and limit their search?

    1. Re:key word searches. by micromoog · · Score: 1
      But will the Zeitgeist total queries that ask the same question in many different ways because users don't know the keywords needed to define and limit their search?

      Exactly. This list shows nothing of the wide variety of reality TV shows people are searching for information on.

    2. Re:key word searches. by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Don't forget those that are still trying to figure out what they really 'meant' with the Matrix Trilogy. Cuz, it was deep, yaknow?

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  82. 10. hilary duff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lindsey Lohan has gotta be steamed...

    (posting anonymously for obvious reasons, a 50-year-old fat balding white guy shouldn't
    know this stuff)

  83. Oohh... proM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in bikinis, mini skirts and prom dresses...

    In the article, I first read that as pr0n dresses.

    Well, makes sense since it was listed under Froogle...

  84. Pigeon Rank (off topic) by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the bottom they had a link to Pigeon Rank which I find very funny. I don't know how recent it is but it's new to me.

    Google is great for the occasional joke like this.

    1. Re:Pigeon Rank (off topic) by Norgus · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it made excelent reading.

    2. Re:Pigeon Rank (off topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pigeon rank has been around there at least one year. It was once even in the technology behind google -frontpage (I just love to show the page to all my friends ;)

  85. Re:OT: Re Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It took all of two months for me to get my ipod. I do admit though, I personally did not put a link to it in my sig.

    I signed up, I got five people to sign up. I got an ipod. During those two months, I did not check it every day, I did not hound the five people who signed up. I just signed up. Sent out five emails, and waited a month. Then I went back, put in my order, and waited for it to be delivered. This is a very easy, simple concept.

    Nothing is stopping those five people from signing five more people up. They can be on the "top" of the pyramid too if they want.

    I am not stupid, but yes, I did have an ulterior motive: to get a free ipod. Now that I have got it, I have nothing further to gain.

    I am just pointing out the craziness of modding down people who have a link to freeipods.com.

  86. compulsive googlers? by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    I'm kind of wondering if there are a few million people out there with borderline (or not so borderline) cases of obsessive-compulsive disorder who type britney or mp3 into google over and over again hoping for something new to show up.

    It's kind of like the 1-900 phone polls that allow you to vote over and over again for your favorite <whatever> but get corrupted by a few people using their parents' phone line and the redial button.

    If google took more of a one-man one-vote philosophy and only counted a search term once per persistent cookie, they might get a more varied list.

  87. WTF??? by northcat · · Score: 1

    Orlando Bloom?!?

  88. One word searches? by JustinXB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do people actually use one word searches? Or are these just the most popular searched words? Or does Google aggergate all the different searches into categories? (e.g. "brittney spears CD" and "brittney spears lipsync" ends up as "brittney spears")

  89. google as a "pseudo" DNS service by dgerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I find interesting is that some people use google to go ebay, cnn, bbc. Many people are using google not as a search engine, but as a quicker way to get to a site than typing www.cnn.com (or even cnn.com). I find it hard to believe that sooo many people don't know the URL for ebay or cnn. Even the BBC has a .com domain!

    It might have to do with the fact that many people use google as their home page (or have a google search box in the browser).

    1. Re:google as a "pseudo" DNS service by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      What's even better is when they type in www.cnn.com into the search field! You see it more often than you might think.

  90. Free Time! by Line_Fault · · Score: 1

    You'd never guess that Britney had enough time on her hands to do that many searches on herself!

    Than again, maybe you would!

  91. that...metal deely...you use to...dig...food by mapmaker · · Score: 1
    why can't we just say Year-End Summary, which is what it is

    Because zeitgeist is a single word that conveys more information than the three word phrase "year end summary".

    More information, fewer words - one of the benefits of an expanded vocabulary. Just ask Homer. ;)

    1. Re:that...metal deely...you use to...dig...food by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      More information, fewer words - one of the benefits of an expanded vocabulary. Just ask Homer. ;)

      Really? Because I always thought that the Illiad was considered rather verbose.

      Oh... Maybe you were talking about a different Homer.

      D'oh!

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  92. Understanding Popular Country Queries by akar_naveen · · Score: 1

    It is somewhat surprising that France, China and India are ahead of Iraq in searches, when there is so much going on in the Mid-East; Google News home page consistently has a new item on Iraq.

    Don't know why France got sooo popular, but China and India are there because of BPO.

    Oh..OK...Iraq and BPO(job losses) both were election issues.

    I guess people read about Iraq once in the morning, and were looking at India and China about jobs rest of the day. Also, it shows that personal issues are always higher than those of nation or the world.

    But France is still an enigma to me.

    1. Re:Understanding Popular Country Queries by thunderbee · · Score: 1

      France is a very popular vacation place.

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  93. Not on list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most popular username:

    Anonymous Coward

  94. how to spell Britney by maharg · · Score: 2
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    1. Re:how to spell Britney by siphi · · Score: 0

      How did they manage to spell spears correctly all the time?

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    2. Re:how to spell Britney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1807 briney spears
      Sounds to me like some people wanted to find some spears that had been soaking in brine.
    3. Re:how to spell Britney by Zillatron · · Score: 1
      1807 briney spears
      Sounds to me like some people wanted to find some spears that had been soaking in brine

      We call them pickles.

  95. don't get the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people just don't get it, I guess.

    Search for amazon? Hey, google, how do I find amazon? What's it's URL? Hey, I wonder where on the net Ebay is? How am I gonna find that mapquest site...? Etc.

    HEY, DUMMY

    AMAZON = AMAZON.COM
    give it a try

  96. DogPile by se2schul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To see what people are currently searching for live, try Dog Pile Search Spy
    Some of the searches can be a little disturbing...

  97. Use a D - i - c - t - i - o - n - a - r - y by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=zeitgeist

    If you had attended elementary school you would most likely have learned that most of the English language is, in fact, derived from other "foreign" languages. I hate to break it to you but English wasn't the first language created just as the US isn't the only country in existance.

    1. Re:Use a D - i - c - t - i - o - n - a - r - y by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the US school system has devolved somewhat in recent years. Students are taught to avoid oppressive dictionaries and seek meaning from within.

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  98. Re:OT: Re Sig by flatface · · Score: 1

    At this point, I don't really care about if it does work or not. I'm just really sick and tired of people filling up Slashdot with useless spam. I know that I can turn off sigs, but I'd also miss some good ones. I'm also an IRCop, so I'm constantly being annoyed by having to deal with spammers. Those people also have "an ulterior motive". They're just using a different method of promoting it.

  99. Oh Crap!! by cOdEgUru · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a frickin time to release such a list when my wife's standing behind me wondering what the hell is keeping me while being devoid of any interest towards what she is saying:

    Paris Hilton, Britney, Carmen and Pamela.. Oh Crap!!

    I turn around in time to see her look turn in to disgust with the "You and your pervert buddies scored yet again this year!!" before she stomped off in to the kitchen..

    Aaargh..time to take care of the History folder..

    1. Re:Oh Crap!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ... before she stomped off in to the kitchen.

      so what are you complaining about?

    2. Re:Oh Crap!! by 0x000000 · · Score: 0

      I hope you have a comfortable couch!

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  100. Heh Hanky was on comedy Central LNight by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    I see your point, but maybe I phrased my initial post a little incorrectly. Sure, I don't expect string theory, or the meaning of life, or what is a strange quark, etc as one of the top ten. But how about something non flashy glitzy ditzy. Like maybe "War in Iraq", for example. Something that is common to the whole sample of searches, but not entertainment only.

    I sure hope that there's alot of stuff common to the world which is more important than [insert ditz here].

    Of course the whole media blitz thing is a huge factor. This goes along with my point that there is a huge cycle of crap going around and around, feeding off of itself.

    I don't claim to be an intellectual, maybe I just read to much into the list w/o considering all of the factors contribute to the number of hits.

    1. Re:Heh Hanky was on comedy Central LNight by arakon · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to try to defend the intelligence of the human race here, but have you tried watching the news lately? It's all scare-tactics, and sensationalist drama. Maybe people, like myself, are just pretty damn tired of seeing and hearing the same damn thing everytime they turn on the TV. I've been living outside the US for 2 years now with no American TV (or any TV for that matter) and I don't miss it a bit. When I get on the internet, I have a routine. CNN.COM -> SLASHDOT -> BLOG -> Google searches (usually games, or other entertainment venues).
      If I feel the overage on CNN is lacking something I'll swing by FOX see their take on it, but I ALWAYS read the news with a big chunk of salt in hand.

      Point is I think it would be very easy for the top search terms to be entertainment related. People want to get away from the endless monotony of their lives and the broadcasting of all the worlds sorrows on the news.

      Just a thought.

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      "If I were bound by all laws everywhere I'm sure I would have committed a capital crime somewhere."
  101. If only... by Muttonhead · · Score: 1

    If only Keith Jarrett had tits and could dance he'd be popular too. (sigh)

  102. Amazon?!? by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Under Popular Consumer Brand Name it lists companies such as EBay and Amazon. Huh? Is there a person alive who doesn't know how to get to EBay or Amazon? (hint, the word you're typing in Google? Try it in your Address bar of the browser). This is almost as inane as print ads that list AOL keywords that are identical to their URL ("www.nbc.com AOL Keyword: nbc")

    "Hmmm..I sure have heard a lot about this there Amazon thing. I wonder how to find it online. I know, I'll ask that Google thingamabog."

    (Slamming my head against my desk repeatedly)

    1. Re:Amazon?!? by dtobias · · Score: 1

      And with the NFL, they're even sillier; they say "Go to nfl.com, or AOL keyword nfl.com," so there's even a pointless .com at the end of the AOL keyword for no obvious reason.

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      Web Tips
    2. Re:Amazon?!? by crimson30 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if they're slumping url searches into their results. I've used many a slow computer with the homepage set to google so that when I bring up the browser, click on the address bar and type www.ebay.com and hit enter what happens is the browser comes up, shifts focus to the search bar and puts in www.ebay.com and searches for www.ebay.com long after I stopped typing. I find it rather annoying, since I'm used to blank for a home page.

  103. Zeitgeist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the nazis were out of power by now.

  104. Consistent? by DaveLatham · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else puzzled at why "britney spears" is the #1 overall query but also appears as #4 on the public figures list? If she is a public figure and the largest query, then why isn't she #1 there too? Do they have some method or classifying "britney spears" queries in to those that are public figure queries and those that are not?

    1. Re:Consistent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they had separate statistics for google and google news. i.e. if you used google.com it went to one pile, if you used news.google.com it went to the other.

  105. Do URLs Really Work? by adam34 · · Score: 1

    Look at the top five popular consumer brand names:

    1. ebay
    2. walmart
    3. mapquest
    4. amazon
    5. home depot

    All of these have easy-to-remember addresses, yet people still seem to use search engines to find their sites. Note that the year's results are split between actual Web searches and news searches, so I don't believe it can be factored in that people are just trying to find news about those companies.

    It seems more likely that people assume Google, MSN, or Yahoo search boxes are the "gateways" to The Internet. Is the address bar turning into a purely geek-related "feature?"

    1. Re:Do URLs Really Work? by count0 · · Score: 1

      In usability testing sessions, we often ask people how they would find a web site. Many just type the name into the address bar, without www. or a tld. In many browsers, that triggers a search (though often on MSN instead of Google).

      While the internet has gone mainstream, that doesn't mean that the conceptual model of sites, servers, domains, etc. jumped the chasm from early adopters over to soccer moms.

      cz

  106. CHINA! Most Educated Nation on Earth by technomegalomaniac · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/press/intl-zeitgeist.html Only them put "thesis writing" into top 10.

  107. All the greatest hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more traffic to slashdot: good charlotte, brad pitt, home depot, mini skirt, real estate, prom dresses, tour de france hair salon, days inn, flat panel monitor, best buy, kazaa, zimbabwe, webcam, adidas, tiffany, michael moore, michael jackson, india, dr martens, parmalat, walmart, sheraton, massage, portable dvd player, inuyasha, pizza, ugg boots, big brother, ray-bans, notebook computer, baseballs, roomba, air canada, guy cloutier, office, stelco, costco, car dealer, red dress, canadian tire, canadian idol, holiday inn, residence, david beckham 50 cent, lingerie, katie price, movies, pocket bike, birkenstocks, tablet pc, carmen electra, barnes & noble, kenneth cole, chinese, eminem, eastenders, steve madden, fairfield inn, spongebob, campground, poncho, weather, south park, martha stewart, t-shirt, sushi, bowling, italian, running shoes, jennifer lopez, jennifer ellison, hospital, american idol, marriott, jessica simpson, british airways, dictionary, dentist, justim timberlake, justin timberlake, speakers, blockbuster video, metallica, wimbledon, pamela anderson, angelina jolie, wireless, motel 6, marilyn manson, avril lavigne, family guy, camilo mejia, manolo blahnik, little black dress, bob marley, pokemon, charmed, plasma tv, bbc news, pda, ymca, inn, yoga, zoo, mp3, gps, spa, orlando bloom, armani, pub, puma, avian influenza, cbbc, ipod, nike, arsenal, golf, bikini, johnny depp, canon, beyonce, aeron, nikon, treo, euro, iraq, tent, chat, britney spears, xbox, ebay, spybot, tesco, national lottery, kinko's, airsoft guns, laptop, hilton, doctor, ashton kutcher, amazon, headphones, wallpaper, low-rise, hilary duff, bakery, poker chips, usher, walgreens, attorney, insurance broker, gas scooter, the simpsons, embassy suites, games, paris hilton, christina aguilera, louis vuitton, jeans, aerosole, playstation 2, marathon, electric scooter, night vision goggles, nightclub, digital camera, digital camcorder, paintball, mountain bike, depot, autotrader, hampton inn, sports bra, man utd, circuit city, computer, computer speakers, mapquest, cyprus, rolex, linux, harry potter

  108. i dont't belive it by kta · · Score: 1

    my opinion is the the top "whatever you want" word in all searches is "sex".

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  109. The ONLY reason that Brittany and SCO won... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    was that goatse.cx went offline this year.

    Let's have a moment of silence, please...

  110. Interesting...NOT! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is my first time looking at this annual data, and the most striking thing about it is how vanilla it is.

    There is nothing interesting going on; it appears most people are depressingly mundane in their interests and tastes. Where are all the 'rugged individualists', the 'rebels without a cause'? As much as we pay lip service to our desire to stand-out, we are strangely sheepish.

    I am begining to believe Asimov's 'The Marching Morons' is, in fact nonfiction...

    This is why all marketing is incredibly stupid, because it is based on the most common attribute in order to maximize profits.

    Conversely, we have the technology today to automate the personalization of products - which, strange as it may seem, would actually produce more profit (consider, not only would we gather all of the vanilla folks, we would also pull in those wanting unique attributes: X + Y > X every time). Yet most, if not all businesses refrain from this approach.

    Given that - this data is useless to me, other than to make me look around at my fellow men and women for the tell-tale vacuous stare.

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    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Interesting...NOT! by isomeme · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am begining to believe Asimov's 'The Marching Morons' is, in fact nonfiction...

      Not Asimov, but rather C. M. Kornbluth. Quite a scary story.

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    2. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are all the 'rugged individualists', the 'rebels without a cause'?

      I guess they wouldn't be very individualist if they were also popular?

    3. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      Well you have a statistical skewing here. The "interesting" things are not the things that huge numbers of people are interested in. Anything thats on that list has HUGE numbers of people looking at it. The strange things that we find interesting tend to only appeal to a much smaller group of people. Its just that for each of those smaller things, there exists a group of people.

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    4. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Control+Group · · Score: 1
      Um

      I don't think it's particularly surprising or noteworthy that the "rugged individualists" and the "rebels without a cause" don't show up on a list of the most common things to search for.

      If they did, then they wouldn't be so much "individualists," would they?

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      Reality has a conservative bias: it conserves mass, energy, momentum...
    5. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Fwonkas · · Score: 1
      Where are all the 'rugged individualists', the 'rebels without a cause'? As much as we pay lip service to our desire to stand-out, we are strangely sheepish.

      They won't show up. Say that 90% of people on the net were 'rugged individualists', and they all search for something different. The other 10% are not, and they all search for Britney Spears. Britney Spears gets the #1 slot.

      You can't tell much from this data, at least in the form it's presented.

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    6. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      You are correct; I confused another author's pseudonym story with Asimov. My apologies, however the point still stands: the majority are morons...

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      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    7. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The point is when you hear what people say it seems there are more rebels - so you would expect less vanilla things to end up on top. However it seems people are full of hot air, and not so interesting as they would have you believe.

      Nothing progressive or revolutionary ever came from pandering to the base instincts of the majority. It is always some individuals or small group struggling in cold isolation that turns the corner and brings us a new world of possibilities.

      Every ecology needs its scavengers - I just don't want to be one of them. Of course that is a generalization that is probably just as inaccurate as the statistics presented by Google.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    8. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Fwonkas · · Score: 1
      The point is when you hear what people say it seems there are more rebels - so you would expect less vanilla things to end up on top. However it seems people are full of hot air, and not so interesting as they would have you believe.

      I think the point is that you can't derive that from the data presented. :) Even if it's true.

      Not to mention, I'm not sure what you can determine about people from the search terms they use anyway.

      Does it really depress you, like nearly everyone else here at /., that so many people think alike? Wait... :P

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    9. Re:Interesting...NOT! by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. It's half Google's fault too. They don't even try to make it interesting by allowing you to filter the results by location, browser, or operating system.

      Hehe, what would really be interesting is to see results from the slashdot crowd!

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    10. Re:Interesting...NOT! by ryanb100 · · Score: 1

      The individualists are out there, but the signal to noise ratio is pretty low.... I think we are overestimating the breadth of interests of the average joe in the street.

  111. Re:Not many women use Google - NOT worksafe by syrinje · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ man - hot stuff and all that rot - but you ought to give blokes a headsup about non-work-safe links!

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  112. Re:OT: Re Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They can be on the "top" of the pyramid too if they want."

    you are truly stupid. how do you think the site owner makes money? the actual pyramid is fake. you're just paid off to convince they others who are just as brain dead as you.

  113. Sex by zapfie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With pornography and sex related items being some of the most popular queries for search engines, why do they never seem to make it in to Google Zeitgeist?

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    1. Re:Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because not everyone looks for p0rn like you do. You may have a one track mind, but not me

  114. Re:Not many women use Google - NOT worksafe by jxyama · · Score: 1

    um, don't you see how i put (NSFW) after the link?

  115. Google Rocks by VisualPolitics · · Score: 1

    I like blogger, gmail, the search engine - they just kick ass all around.

  116. Re:Not many women use Google - NOT worksafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The chap needs to learn his bloody acronyms! Boy-o.

  117. Re:Not many women use Google - NOT worksafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah, at my company that's mild. You should see what crap I get in my email box (from other employees!).

  118. Re:OT: Re Sig by CyberKnet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I am not trully stupid. I'll thank you not to drop to that level again, I'm not interested in flame wars, and I'll not perpetuate them.

    Honestly, I do not care how the site owner makes money. I signed up for inFone service (that cost me nothing, and got me a $10 gift card to amazon.com). I never even had to worry about cancelling a trial. Read this carefully, it is a NET GAIN for me. I used a throw-away email, so bonus, I dont get any spam. If you still dont understand this, then read it again below:

    This - Cost - Me - Nothing - But - My - Time

    This - Cost - My - Referrals - Nothing - But - Their - Own - Willingly - Donated - Time

    Every person I know who submitted five referrals has received an iPod. Now, if someone wants to give up half way through their referrals, that's their own problem. It's not the fault of the site operator, and it's no reflection on my own intellect.

    Now if I was the only person I knew who received an iPod, then yes, I would say they were giving a few our to incent the crowd; but as far as I know and can tell, that is not happening.

    Thus far, your argument has been a sum total of "Some people don't have patience, and you're stupid!". That's not very convincing, is it?

    On the other hand, I have contributed "I received mine in a timely manner, as has everyone else I know who completed the requirements."

    Who do you suppose people are more likely to believe?

    If you have anything further of interest to share then feel free to reply, but I'll not continue to reply to insults and ill thought out arguments. You do not appear to be convincing anyone else, and you certainly are not convincing me.

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  119. can you...? by RosCabezas · · Score: 1

    Can you do the same with viagra and cialis?

  120. One Word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Playboy

  121. Re:Not many women use Google - NOT worksafe by syrinje · · Score: 1
    My bad - didn't SEE the NSFW at all - must be my own solar blind spot or something :(

    (quietly goes back to searching for britney spears and george bush on google)

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  122. Froogle Is An Outlet For Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or at least good looking models I guess...

    1. bikini
    2. mini skirt
    3. prom dresses
    4. lingerie
    5. little black dress
    6. sports bra
    7. red dress
    8. low-rise jeans
  123. A real gem by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Speaking of britney spears (no, not a gem, the site is):

    http://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html

  124. No, you just have to kill one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because,

    We know who shot Abraham Lincoln.
    We know who shot John F. Kennedy.
    We know who shot at Reagan.

    I am SO posting this anon.

  125. Images? by zmooc · · Score: 1

    I wonder what happened to the overall images.google.com top10... it must have been too filthy to put it on there:P

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  126. Linux? by xeon4life · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If anyone didn't notice, Linux is number 5 on tech stuff searches. If the same people who search for Britney Spears and Spongebob are searching for Linux, maybe it's making a dent.

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    Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. -- Larry Wall
  127. America is doomed, DOOMED! by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

    The most searched name in 2004 was Britney Spears. The following quote is ridiculous regardless of the sitting president.

    Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

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  128. More evidence that 99.99% of net users are men. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Looking for T&A, thugz and toons.

    And we thought television was the vast wasteland.

    --
    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  129. Google suggest by shonagon53 · · Score: 1

    Google's new service "Google Suggest" (beta) uses the same algorithm to guess what you're looking for and suggest terms while you type.
    A quick test reveals that this service, like the Zeitgeist, is completely out of touch with reality too:

    -Type: "po" ... >> Google suggests: poems, pottery barn, post office, etc... [not what we're looking for]
    -Continue: "por"... >> Google still suggests silly things like: porsche, portable dvd players, etc... [obviously not what we're looking for, can't afford it]
    -Let's stick to it: "porn"... >> Google has just stopped suggesting alternatives, although it could have mentioned "pornalíy" (a beautiful town in Slovakia), "pornattaya" (a famous Thai writer), "pornocrates" (a classic painting by Belgian artist Félicien Rops), etc...

    This is disapp...

  130. per country by sangdrax · · Score: 1

    hey they have the stats per country too.. (google.nl/zeitgeist in my case) cool :)

  131. Oh, great... by grishnav · · Score: 1

    slashdot the google search for the term 'britney spears', thus guarenteeing it a top-10 spot on the 2005 zeitgeist... nice going, /.!

  132. no mention of the iraq war and the US elections? by adeydas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    there is simply no mentions of the iraq war and the US elections? looks like something is wrong somewhere as these two were heavy issues this year...

  133. November weekly archive missing two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems weird to me.

    Zeitgeist Archive

  134. Re:no mention of the iraq war and the US elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overall, I would like to see a "top political issues" category.

  135. Britney by gunpowda · · Score: 1

    That's a bizarre number one seatch query seeing as she hasn't really done much musically all year. All she did was get married.

    Unless Google's image search data was included...

  136. Pornospecialization by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1
    With pornography and sex related items being some of the most popular queries for search engines, why do they never seem to make it in to Google Zeitgeist?

    The answer is quite simple: divergence

    As we know, by 2001, everybody had an internet connection. "Sex," "porno," "boobies": common enough search terms for green-horns. But now, after two full years of ravenous pornography consumption, your average internaut has found his dream girl...
    ...be it a hot, cling-wrapped asian chick or a mature bored housewife covered in whipped cream. A hairy Byelorussian farmgirl or a boodylicious urban Black woman.

    If Mr. Joe Internaut still hasn't found his kink, then he isn't using the right parameters.

    God bless the Internet,
    Dr. Cody

  137. That's nuts. by MarkusQ · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's just nuts.

    Why on earth would you think Janet Jackson has any more of an "in" with Diebold, et al, than Kerry does?

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:That's nuts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth would you think Janet Jackson has any more of an "in" with Diebold, et al, than Kerry does?

      Because she could fuck them.

  138. crazy times indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Popular Men
    Popular Women
    Popular Television Shows
    Popular Tech Stuff
    Popular Consumer Brand Names
    Popular Country Queries :france, china, india, iraq, iran
    Popular Sports Topics
    Top Public Figures: george w bush, janet jackson, john kerry, britney spears, saddam hussein
    Popular News Outlets
    Top Company Queries: sco ;-) Popular Consumer Electronics
    Top Clothing Queries bikini, mini skirt, prom dresses, lingerie, little, black dress, poncho.... Sounds like a populair here to me.
    Top Hotel Chains: holiday inn
    Popular Health Services: doctor, hospital... who doesn`t love hospitals?

    How *very* telling of these times indeed, seems it not the google users who get to decide who and what are populair and who and what are just what everyone is looking for.

  139. hmmmm by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    Two questions come to mind...

    1) How come mp3 is only #3 on the list of tech searches, when it's the only item from that list on the general list?

    2) Do that many people REALLY need to use Google to find ebay or amazon? :-p

  140. Janet 2008!!! by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


    Now we know where the DNC went awry. The public wants titties for president! Kinda sad.

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  141. +1 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketing executives actually take that sort of thing into account.

  142. a long way to the top for ipod by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    don't mean to be a troll, but although they're relatively
    small (yet innovative and profitable) marketshare in the PC space,

    it now appears that like their early years in the PC space,
    they've finally made it to again number one in the consumer space.
    so congratulations and mery christmas apple -- you have proved that
    if you just focus on making a great product, they will come. :)

    | Popular Consumer Electronics - 2004
    | 1. ipod
    | 2. digital camera
    | 3. mp3
    | 4. xbox
    | 5. playstation 2
    | 6. portable dvd player
    | 7. plasma tv
    | 8. digital camcorder
    | 9. pda
    | 10. electric scooter

    regards,
    j.

    don't mod me down, i'm just an occasional troll.
    and this has got to be more interesting than all the jabber
    about some ditzy chick called 'spears' (or something like that).

  143. http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The technology behind Google's great results

    As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google's search technology is PigeonRank(TM), a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

    Building upon the breakthrough work of B. F. Skinner, Page and Brin reasoned that low cost pigeon clusters (PCs) could be used to compute the relative value of web pages faster than human editors or machine-based algorithms. And while Google has dozens of engineers working to improve every aspect of our service on a daily basis, PigeonRank continues to provide the basis for all of our web search tools.

    Why Google's patented PigeonRank(TM) works so well

    PigeonRank's success relies primarily on the superior trainability of the domestic pigeon (Columba livia) and its unique capacity to recognize objects regardless of spatial orientation. The common gray pigeon can easily distinguish among items displaying only the minutest differences, an ability that enables it to select relevant web sites from among thousands of similar pages.

    By collecting flocks of pigeons in dense clusters, Google is able to process search queries at speeds superior to traditional search engines, which typically rely on birds of prey, brooding hens or slow-moving waterfowl to do their relevance rankings.

    When a search query is submitted to Google, it is routed to a data coop where monitors flash result pages at blazing speeds. When a relevant result is observed by one of the pigeons in the cluster, it strikes a rubber-coated steel bar with its beak, which assigns the page a PigeonRank value of one. For each peck, the PigeonRank increases. Those pages receiving the most pecks, are returned at the top of the user's results page with the other results displayed in pecking order.

    Integrity

    Google's pigeon-driven methods make tampering with our results extremely difficult. While some unscrupulous websites have tried to boost their ranking by including images on their pages of bread crumbs, bird seed and parrots posing seductively in resplendent plumage, Google's PigeonRank technology cannot be deceived by these techniques. A Google search is an easy, honest and objective way to find high-quality websites with information relevant to your search.

    Data

    PigeonRank Frequently Asked Questions

    How was PigeonRank developed?

    The ease of training pigeons was documented early in the annals of science and fully explored by noted psychologist B.F. Skinner, who demonstrated that with only minor incentives, pigeons could be trained to execute complex tasks such as playing ping pong, piloting bombs or revising the Abatements, Credits and Refunds section of the national tax code.

    Brin and Page were the first to recognize that this adaptability could be harnessed through massively parallel pecking to solve complex problems, such as ordering large datasets or ordering pizza for large groups of engineers. Page and Brin experimented with numerous avian motivators before settling on a combination of linseed and flax (lin/ax) that not only offered superior performance, but could be gathered at no cost from nearby open space preserves. This open space lin/ax powers Google's operations to this day, and a visit to the data coop reveals pigeons happily pecking away at lin/ax kernels and seeds.

    What are the challenges of operating so many pigeon clusters (PCs)?

    Pigeons naturally operate in dense populations, as anyone holding a pack of peanuts in an urban plaza is aware. This compactability enables Google to pack enormous numbers of processors into small spaces, with rack after rack stacked up in our data coops. While this is optimal from the standpoint of space conservation and pigeon contentment, it does create issues during molting season, when large fans must be brought in to

  144. "News sites" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot you mean. "IE usage down 0.5% this year!" "Mac usage up 0.1%!" "BSD Dying!"

  145. Censorship stats by danila · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the report includes the number of links removed from Google under DMCA and the number of people searching for items that would have brought these links...

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  146. Brockian Ultra-Cricket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then there's the rules for Brockian Ultra-Cricket as explained here.

    * Rule One: Grow at least three extra legs. You won't need them, but it keeps the crowds amused.
    * Rule Two: Find one extremely good Brockian Ultra Cricket player. Clone him off a few times. This saves an enormous amount of tedious selection and training.
    * Rule Three: Put your team and the opposing team in a large field and build a high wall around them. The reason for this is that, though the game is a major spectator sport, the frustration experienced by the audience at not actually being able to see what's going on leads them to imagine that it's a lot more exciting than it really is. A crowd that has just watched a rather humdrum game experiences far less life affirmation than a crowd that believes it has just missed the most dramatic event in sporting history.
    * Rule Four: Throw lots of assorted items of sporting equipment over the wall for the players. Anything will do - cricket bats, basecube bats, tennis racquets, skis, anything you can get a good swing with.
    * Rule Five: The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find to hand. Whenever a player scored a "hit" on another player, he should immediately run away as fast as he can and apologize from a safe distance. Apologies should be concise, sincere, and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
    * Rule Six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins.

  147. You mean Britney beat out Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What IS this world coming to? Lunix is far more important than some cheesepop queen. Then again, Lunix users seem to ACT like cheesepop queenth...

  148. Where's Google? by BobGregg · · Score: 1

    Talk about a glaring oversight... what's missing from that list? Not on the top 10, not the top 10 tech, not the top 5 brands, not anywhere, not mentioned once...

    Does anyone other than me find it unlikely that Google themselves would be *nowhere* on those lists? That seems very strange... and unlikely.

  149. You can tell people are getting lazy when... by WizardRahl · · Score: 1

    the top news queries are cnn and bbc... hard addresses to remember.

  150. Yes but how did you come by it initally? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I can see the case, but still not where Google would come into play - did you do a Google search to find the hospital you are using? Or were you referred there by a doctor?

    And in such a case a hospital specific search might be used, not the generic word "hospital" (though perhaps the singular word is also culled from any search containing it).

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Yes but how did you come by it initally? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting topic. One of my family members suddenly found himself in hospital recently, and then he was to be transferred during the night to a specialist hospital. I googled the info on the new hospital in order to find out more, gather intell etc.

      It never ceases to amaze me how useful Google can be.

    2. Re:Yes but how did you come by it initally? by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      No, we didn't use Google. There are 4 major hospitals in Jerusalem. Of those Haddassah Ein Karrem is by far the best.

      --
      Erlang Developer and podcaster
  151. And the number one anagram was... by Slur · · Score: 1

    PRESbyteriAn!

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  152. D'oh, I meant... by Slur · · Score: 1

    PRESbyteriAnS!

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  153. Man, that's scary! by marcus · · Score: 1

    I hadn't thought of that, I was only considering the news angle. YuCK

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  154. OT: your .sig by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

    I don't like the name Bob.

    How do you feel about JerkBoB?

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    Unless it's down, or slow, or fails to POST!
    1. Re:OT: your .sig by daniil · · Score: 1

      YHBT. Eh.

      (I have no special feelings of any sort towards any name. Except the silly ones, which i tend to laugh at. The .sig is just a satire of those people whose .sigs say "I hate group X. If you belong to group X, don't bother to reply.")

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  155. Why did they remove BROWSER / OS stats ? by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

    Did someone pay them not to show
    Mozilla browsers was on the increase

    and also the Linux Platform?