Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right before he went to sleep. If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions, He was a pain in the ass to be around. He jerked off to tv- Especially I Dream of Jenie and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels; He pulled his pud to porno books; He even jerked off To the underwear ads In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times. If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone, Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice. 'Cause coming was his raison d'etre. One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune When a job offer came to him over the phone And he needed the job bad But he told the man he'd call him right back, 'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job. It wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that He just honestly preferred his right hand. I saw him the other day, And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place And they both wanted him to stay over. But he went home, Called up another girl, and jacked off while talking to her. I don't know why he tells me this stuff. Dick's a fucked up guy.
The fact that you spell Microsoft M$ indicates that you are a retard. If you ever wish to be taken seriously, please try to act like an adult.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, because at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, and I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home and by this time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I tok another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I took five cakes to eat on the way and I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime, so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. I miss everybody a lot, but I'm not really sorry, because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
Short and to the point, the simple 'fp' is an all time favorite entry in that coveted first slot. It conveys the urgency of the poster nicely. His brain is so addled with the realization that he may be getting the first post that it seizes up. He is unable to type anything but two letters.
Still, the mark has been made. It was indeed fp, aptly stated. I salute you, AC.
2) Then, admit our sins to Jesus, If confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. (1 John 1:9)
3) John 1:12 says we must personally receive Him, But as many as received Him, to them He gave the power to become the sons of God. This means your life is going to change! He who has the son of God (Jesus) has the life; He who does not have the Son of God does not have the life.
4) Romans 10:9-10 says That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raiseth him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
My nuts are itching like crazy lately. I shower daily, so that's not it. The fact that I'm posting to slashdot is evidence enough that I don't sleep with others.
Does anyone have any idea what's causing this terrible itching?
You know, love is a happy time all throughout the universe. It's when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, "Hey, you want to go on a date?" And then she would say "Why, yes, I'd like to go on a date" if you're lucky. And then you go to a restaurant, and she gets something called a salad, and then he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats. And that to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love. Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?
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Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day:
In the morning, when he woke up,
Right after or right before dinner,
Or right before he went to sleep.
If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,
He was a pain in the ass to be around.
He jerked off to tv-
Especially I Dream of Jenie and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels;
He pulled his pud to porno books;
He even jerked off
To the underwear ads
In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times.
If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone,
Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice.
'Cause coming was his raison d'etre.
One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune
When a job offer came to him over the phone
And he needed the job bad
But he told the man he'd call him right back,
'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job.
It wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that
He just honestly preferred his right hand.
I saw him the other day,
And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place
And they both wanted him to stay over.
But he went home,
Called up another girl,
and jacked off while talking to her.
I don't know why he tells me this stuff.
Dick's a fucked up guy.
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I have a date with him tomorrow. He gives excellent head.
By "Jesus Christ" I mean some guy at the coffee shop I go to.
By "date" I mean him giving me head in the bathroom of that coffee shop.
I was getting high.
Oh, it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh, such a perfect day
You just keep me hangin on
It's going to be an amazing day!
It's going to be an amazing week!
Life is good!
The only thing on tv is 'Police Academy 4: Citezens On Patrol.
Drag.
The fact that you spell Microsoft M$ indicates that you are a retard. If you ever wish to be taken seriously, please try to act like an adult.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, because at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, and I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home and by this time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I tok another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I took five cakes to eat on the way and I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime, so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. I miss everybody a lot, but I'm not really sorry, because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
Short and to the point, the simple 'fp' is an all time favorite entry in that coveted first slot. It conveys the urgency of the poster nicely. His brain is so addled with the realization that he may be getting the first post that it seizes up. He is unable to type anything but two letters.
Still, the mark has been made. It was indeed fp, aptly stated. I salute you, AC.
The Bible teaches that you must:
1) Recognize we are sinners and need forgiveness
2) Then, admit our sins to Jesus, If confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. (1 John 1:9)
3) John 1:12 says we must personally receive Him, But as many as received Him, to them He gave the power to become the sons of God. This means your life is going to change! He who has the son of God (Jesus) has the life; He who does not have the Son of God does not have the life.
4) Romans 10:9-10 says That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raiseth him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
5) Eat a hearty manchode [ 8===D ] sandwich.
Believe it or not, the license plate HOT KARL is available in California.
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Man, that would be cool.
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Your mom sure has a big cock.
Your mom "did my part" last night. It was pretty good, but I think your dad gives a better blowjob.
My nuts are itching like crazy lately. I shower daily, so that's not it. The fact that I'm posting to slashdot is evidence enough that I don't sleep with others.
Does anyone have any idea what's causing this terrible itching?
I know it isn't the first post.
But it is the worst post.
at least that's what your mom tells me.
she also says your wang is teeny.
you're not a fag, are you? :)
1. Post this.
2. ???
3. +1 Funny!
That joke is getting old.
I haven't booted OS 9 in a year.
Studies show OS 9 use is down.
Fact: OS 9 is dying
you should, too!
He's got a big wang!
You know, love is a happy time all throughout the universe. It's when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, "Hey, you want to go on a date?" And then she would say "Why, yes, I'd like to go on a date" if you're lucky. And then you go to a restaurant, and she gets something called a salad, and then he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats. And that to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love. Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?
Apache rocks your socks on os x. I'm running Apache/MySQL/PHP/mod_perl on the iBook I'm posting with.
Fuckin a right.
Sorry for the pointless post. I've had 12 beers this evening and am about to pass out. Cheers, slashdotters!
I'm sipping on vodka and lemonade in my back yard, thanks to my iBook and Airport network.
Apple rocks.
drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy she was a beautiful boy and tears boy and all in your innerspace boy you had hands girl boy and steel boy you had chemicals boy i've grown so close to you boy and you just groan boy she said comeover comeover she smiled at you boy. let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy blonde country blonde high density you are my drug boy you're real boy speak to me and boy dog dirty numb cracking boy you get wet boy big big time boy acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and babes and babes and remembering nothing boy. you like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel. derail. you got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times on your telephone line and god and everything on your telephone and in walk an angel. and look at me your mom squatting pissed in a tube hole at tottenham court road i just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde i ever met. shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager shouting mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega white thing mega mega shouting lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing mega mega white thing so many things to see and do in the tube hole true blonde going back to romford mega mega mega going back to romford hi mom are you having fun and now are you on your way to a new tension headache.
E. Honda is Japanese, not Chinese.
Chun Li is Chinese.
Oh, and you'll be glad to know I slapped that fat bastard silly. Pounded him hard in round one, perfect in round two.
Again, fuck you E. Honda.